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Cis Lesbian General: HO HO HO'S

A happy holiday to the precious goldstar lesbian master race!

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>>7461227
>that fake kiss
cringe
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>>7461240
Don't be jealous y chromosome. Enjoy the spirit of the season! Maybe stop being bitter for two seconds.
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trying to find a gf in a small town is impossible
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>>7461227
why did you not pick an image that would align with santa hat???
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>>7461265
I thought about it but I wanted to push this one out in case there were weebs and I was forced to delay the thread.
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So I'm the anon who had a boring date a while back.
We've kept talking and she's super into me. Am I a terrible person for continuing this even if I'm not crazy into her? Like, I'm a bit interested now but usually she wouldn't even be my type, I mostly kept talking because I'm so lonely.
Btw I'm going to bed so if someone replies I may not get back to you for a bit. Just need some third party perspective.
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Merry Christmas lesgen, I'm on day 3 of day drinking.

>tfw picture of my Christmas socks refuses to turn out how I want it to be
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>>7461787
Merry Christmas anon, I'm drinking since the 20th so welcome to the club.
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Merry xmas you fags
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I'm getting a snake for Christmas.
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(guy here although I'm sure you are all guys LARPing)

I had a massive crush on this chick for years and when I found out she was a lesbian I was not even sad I just stopped having any romantic emotions for her at all felt super odd.

Has this happened with guys you know who had a crush on you or tried to ask you out?
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>>7461935
I got the same thing I get every year.
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>>7461264
this. anyone got advice to find a gf in a small shitstain village? no?
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>>7461953
sadness?
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>>7461277
OK no beer for you then.
Hey, as long as it was fun. My family has collected a bunch of non-blood-related members for reasons like that, I know some of them better than my actual cousins.
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>>7461935
Cute! I love snakes
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>>7461948
>Has this happened with guys you know who had a crush on you or tried to ask you out?

Don't know 'cuz all the guys that asked me out weren't friends but just passersby.
I feel the same way when a girl is cute but she says she isn't into girls.

>>7461935
I'm going to steal it.
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>>7461935
What are you naming it?
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>>7461948
I instantly stop being friends with a guy who gets a crush on me. It gets annoying when they keep trying, especially if they think they can convert me to be straight or something. And it just makes me uncomfortable and agitated. This happens with some girls too, or people I'm just not into and continue to be blunt that I'm not into them. I do understand people have crushes and it's hard to deny your feelings. But the best thing to do is if you know you can't have someone is to separate yourself from them and get over it.
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>>7461959

Your feels are known?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8
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I've been getting close to this girl and holding her hand, putting my head on her shoulder, all that cute stuff.
I'm autistic as fuck with social cues and stuff, when should I lean in and kiss her or something?
This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm super nervous, please help me.
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>>7462117
>>7462322
Thank you for the kind responses fellow men.

Happy Christmas.
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I'm going to ho ho ho it up for my lady friend tonight.

Hopefully she enjoys.
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>>7462401
Is she a lesbian? Does she know you're a lesbian? Don't do anything unless you'll be okay with potential rejection

>autistic
Be yourself, it worked so far didn't it?
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>>7462534
I just don't know. She's so cold sometimes, but other times we're really sweet on each other. It's not a rejection thing, it's more like I just don't know when to go for it.
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>>7462555
..Are you dating? Don't creep her out or anything.
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>>7462484
>those narrow hips
>that masculine typing style
>that male fat distribution

Fuck off, tranny.
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>>7462322
Seconded.
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>>7462484
did u steal Lady gaga's dress"
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>>Just had dinner with gfs family.
>>Think they all like me and always include me in their holiday feasts.
>>Gf and I are gonna spend the day playing video games together.
>>We didn't exhange gifts this Christmas since we had bills to pay but she went all out on decorating and baked me things.
>>Gonna cuddle up together tonight and probably have sex.
I ain't got a whole lotta money, but it feels good to have someone who loves me.
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>>7462555
If she's straight then do not ever fucking go for it, it's like a reverse 'guy wants to turn you straight' and you'll lose a friend

If she gay then ask her if it's okay or you to kiss her when you're cuddling and shit, you'll be fine
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The holidays are always so weird because the first thing I ever masturbated with was a candle form my aunt's Menorah and every time I see one I'm a little turned on.
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>>7462922
tell us more...
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>>7462892
He's a tranny. He doesn't know how to dress himself.
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>>7461959
Move someplace bigger for a while, find a gf, move back into small shitstain village with her.
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>>7462401
I can't even get myself to hug or touch my crush at all because I'm afraid I'll freak her out if she doesn't feel the same way about me. Being an autist sucks.
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Why aren't we talking about this girl?

https://youtu.be/fp6DvVB8isU

Nenetl Avril a CUTE
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What are your tinder radius set too?

I'm in the middle of nowhere in an already scarcely populated state, so I have mine set to 100 and all of the girls I see are a minimum of ~70 miles away. I've been thinking that might play into why I'm getting so few matches, even though I'm right swiping a lot, since I don't think most girls have there radius set to over 50 miles, meaning they can't see my profile in the first place. Either that or I'm an uggo
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>>7462484
>you look like you came from a chep 80s porn
>clean you fucking room ,,girl,, if even you deserve to be call that
>lose weight you fat oversize sphynx-blob-mole-rat being
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All cis lesbian anons under this post have to kiss each other.
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>>7462470
>Why are you animals so backwards?
Don't ask me, I'm not in charge of these things. I think it's fucking stupid.
Please don't actually hide anything up your ass, it's 1000x more suspicious than just having an encrypted container somewhere on your drive.
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>>7463323
Alright, which one of you lucky shitposters gets to kiss me :P
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>>7463374
Me
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>>7462470
>skyrim erololi mods
This is a thing?
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>>7462470
Can they even fine you if it's drawn?? Goddammit if it's so..
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>>7462470
Go ahead and shout 'NORMIE' now and get it out of your system, but why the fuck are you into loli shit? Again, not here to condemn, especially when since it's not real life children, but fucking why????
Why do you wanna fuck little girls, or see them fucked?
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>>7461973
Sadness and nothingness.
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>>7462470
Seems like someone wants a loli.
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I want lesbian/bislut online friend but not in a dating context. How do?
Looking for friends on dating apps seems pretty pointless especially if you can't find a date there
>>7461948
I've never had someone not figure out within like 2 weeks of meeting me so no
It's a bit weird to know someone long enough to let them get a crush on you and not tell them you're a lesbian unless you're classmates or something where you don't actually interact just passively see each other


>>7463528
They're cute and most of the time look nothing like real kids
t. someone who likes lolis but is repulsed by children of most species
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>>7463846
Wouldn't something closer to an adult woman be more effective? What's appealing about it, beyond 'cute'? What's cute about it?
I legitimately still don't udnerstand.
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>>7463860
Childlike qualities are cute
Lolis are childlike qualities minus all the flaws of actual kids and 3D women in general

It's hard to explain what's good about it, what's good about 2D in general? What's good about tits? What's good about asians or caucasians? What's good about BDSM? What's good about girls in general? Everyone has something they find more appealing, there's not much logic to it usually
Think about all the stuff you like in porn, you probably can't really explain what's so appealing about it besides "it's cute! it's hot! it feels good!" (at least, most people can't usually)
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>>Live in small town
>>Barely anyone decent looking in 200miles that's not a butch/tomboy or looking for a threesome with their man.
>>Look on one site
>>See a disgusting girl I know from my own town
Nope.
Should I just search any state? Is it really so hard to find a qt feminine gf?
Does anyone want a feminine looking/dressing, short, skinny, dom gf with a tomboyish attitude that's hard working?
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>>7463890
It's less I guess the lolis themselves and more not understanding how you get off to 'cute'
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>>7463909
>>Does anyone want a feminine looking/dressing, short, skinny, dom gf with a tomboyish attitude that's hard working?

Who wouldn't want that? Pretty sure here are far more subs.
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>>7463909
it's impossible. i'd move to the city but my dream is to own a home, and that's only really possible in rural areas.

anyone want an average height, super long blonde hair, skinny, nerd gf who makes a decent living at her job?
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>>7463528
d/a, but most of the time I just read it for the power/size gap. I'm not particularly attracted to either party involved, just the situation/dynamic between them. But I was also really fucking horny when I was a kid and sometimes reading loli feels like retroactively scratching that itch.
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>>7463963
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>tfw no gf to have a relationship with based solely on brutally raping the other whenever we want

Merry Christmas!
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how many of you go clubbing? Asking for a friend
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>>7463999
I never leave the house
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>>7463999
I occasionally go to bars whenever my friends are up to it. Never to any dance clubs, though.
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>>7463909
I feel your pain, I'm in the south and in a rural town, so the amount of qts around here are nonexistent. The 'go out around town and you'll find a qt' method only works for big city anons, so just download every dating app and increase the search radius to max on all of them. I hope you find a cute girl!
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What did you fags get this year?
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>>7464035
Cash and junk.
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>>7464035
Wawa gift card and a certificate to the local 24 hours diner
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>>7464035
Xbox One, a tablet, vidya and headphones.
>tfw no gf
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>>7464035
A Steam gift card from mummy
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>>7463846
respond kudasai
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>>7464035
a chair back massager and a drone i can't use since i don't live around wide open spaces.
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>>7463939
Id prefer to switch once in awhile at the least. I'm cool with it if she's shy, but after being dom way too many times, that gets old and I just want a taller girl to tie me down and make me feel small and helplessly tease me. I'm not going to fuck a pillow princess who can't reciprocate back.
>>7464026
Thanks anon! Me too!
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>>7464151
>actually plays video games
kek
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>>7464178
What's your hobby? I don't like games either.
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>>7464201
Whatever
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>>7464219
Music and bicycles.
Did SCA for a little bit, too.
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>>7461904
>>7461953
>>7462470
>>7464178
>>7464201
>>7464219
6 days
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>>7464248
I'm just counting. People will survive a week without lesgen.
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>>7464035
Video games, clothes, portable charger. Feels good
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>>7464259
Yeah I am.
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>>7463846
please
please
please respond
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>>7463846
The only place I can think of to make lesbian friends online, and to know for sure they're not some fat guy role playing is a dating site, unfortunately. You could put in your bio you aren't looking for a relationship and just want friends, I'm sure at least one person will want to be your friend on there, don't worry anon.
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>>7463846
I'll be your online friend
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>>7464035
$100, Lancome makeup set, and chocolates
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>>7464035
I bought myself an n3DS. A friend got me two GTA games.
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>>7461227
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>>7464962
nope, got it modded and all. feels good [spoiler]a-add me pls[/spoiler]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6kJ7GWtv0
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>>7463963
>I just remembered I have the SonoHana OVA in my phone
Probably a good idea. I brought physical copies of the first three games home from a trip back in 07, I guess I'm lucky my suitcase didn't get searched.
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Butches, would you grow your hair out if you knew it would make you attractive to your crush?

Would you grow your hair out if your Mistress ordered you to?
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>>7465108
I ended up getting a Japan model, not sure about the firmware because it needed a hardmod either ways (got someone to help me with that). Used A9LH with luma, also got it flashed to English (my moon isn't that good) I'm gonna order a mario faceplate soon so mine will look like the black Friday one even though it's not.

4485-2984-0045
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>>7465302
I'm butch and my hair nearly touches my shoulders now. They're not mutually exclusive.
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>>7465343
I think there have been a couple that have been jailed.
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>>7465343
>I actually want to change my region to JP because I can't play nip games that require moon input but I'm too lazy to backup and restore and shit
yeah I understand that, I needa help my sister change sdcard and it's a pain.

>Added.
uguu~~~ owo
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>>7465378
Hey, at least we're not trying to ban "unsafe" porn.

>>7464035
A weeaboo tote bag, whiskey, mugs, a kobo, clothes, snacks.
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Am I bad at being a lesbian if I've never been fisted and am sort of too scared to try? I have queer friends who treat it like totally standard, vanilla sex, and while I'm fairly kinky, that just does not seem like something I could handle.
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>>7465455
It can't be helped.
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>>7465485
Oh no, they looked through the porn he drew. Oh no.
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>>7465441
tkk:
Its not really an issue with the mod, just SD card issues (reader is shit and can't be detected on my computer), she's using the old 3DS model too so I need a different kind of reader. Her FBI is outdated and can't QR code, I need to update that for her. But I can't be arsed to twiddle with 3DSes anymore, maybe I'll go outside to buy the reader and fix her problems next year.

>I also bought that 3DS for my sister as a present.
>mfw no one gets me anything
it's all fine...

>dat image
kek the last time I saw it was two years ago on /a/ threads
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>>7465581
whoops ignore the "tkk:" I'm dead inside
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>>7462111
I'm glad to hear it. :3

>>7462117
No, she's mine.~

>>7462249
I dunno yet, would anyone like to suggest some names?

Hoping to pick her up tomorrow.
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my close friend and I stopped being friends. she probably thinks we stopped because we argued over Tracer being gay. this is amazing
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I recovered an old Facebook account and found new notifications from a group chat I was in with a few friends. My account was deactivated for almost a year, but I noticed it'd turned into a group chat about me in my absence. I guess one of them, close to me, was pretending to be my friend to spy on my private accounts and get "dirt" to gossip in the group.

I saved the conversation and closed the account again to check on it later. Removed the spy from my friend lists and blocked.
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>>7465464
Fisting is pretty fucking extreme.
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>>7465708
wow, share more
why did they want to talk shit about you? what's their problem?
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>>7465717
I could but it makes me feel like a loser. I don't get much out of sharing it.
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>>7465719
yeah, you're right. sorry for whatever happened anon
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>>7465727
It's long anyways.
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>>7465770
Are you the furry with a baby?
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>>7465770
wow that's pretty extreme. how'd they not realise you were (still) in there? retards
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>>7465770
Shit, that's horrible anon. If I saw that chat about me I'd literally feel my heart sink in my chest.

Burn em. Burn em to the ground.
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>>7465792
Yes.
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>>7465839
Well then.
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>kind of thinking of asking out the one lesbo chick i know because she's a lesbo
>she starts dating a man

my life is a fucking joke
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>>7465850
I'm just coming to accept the fact that no one will ever like me and I'm a bad person, tbpfh.
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>>7465856
Have you tried seeking any kind of professional help?
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I'm talking with this girl and she can't differentiate their, there, and they're. She also spells bored "board". It kills me every time we talk.
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>>7465935
You should probably stop talking. Maybe she's 14 and lying about her age.
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>>Gf has lost all libido these past couple years.
>>Getting really tired of no sex.
>>She says it's her, not me, and keeps trying to reassuring me she loves me but admits she's just not as horny as she used to be anymore.
>>Seriously don't feel wanted or loved anymore.
>>Have sex maybe once a month and she's always sub.
>>I never get off and I'm always dom.
>>Considering breaking up with her.
>>Love her a lot emotionally but I have a very high sex drive and can't take not having sex anymore.
What should I do?
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>>7465996
Nah I've met her irl, she's definitely over 20
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>>7464331
Think tinder will work?
I can't think of anything else

>fat guy role playing
I don't mind desu as long as he doesn't tell me

>>7464589
w-where are you from
We're probably in completely different timezones

>>7465302
No but I have nothing against "crossdressing" for sex specifically as long as it's occasional (jesus there should be some gender neutral term for wearing feminine clothes and wig)

>>7465804
If it's a deactivated account they can't see it I think

>>7466036
Break up and stay friends?
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>>7466061
>>Break up and stay friends
I-It'd probably be for the best, but I would feel bad since I love her so much and I don't know how she would take it. I always try to get her to talk about this, but she just tip-toes around it and it never gets better..
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>>7465856
>trump supporting furry with a kid and in a relationship with a dood but won't take the bishit label
You really can't complain here, dumbass.

>>7466094
Break up. She's not giving you what you need and she doesn't want to fix it.
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>>7466036
libido differences have been the end of all my relationships. i tended to have relationships with older women and after the initial "new relationship excitement" wore off they fell into a deep hole when it came to sex.

i'd break up rather than cheat and yes, we remained friends.
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>>7465464
gold star lesbian here. 43 years old and have never fisted another girl and never been fisted.
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This girl slaps your girlfriend's ass at the club.
How do you react?
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>>7466245
ask her to sit on my face
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>>7466205
Hello. I am 21 years old. Please sleep with me.
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>>7463963
sauce on the mods anon? loverslab has none
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>>7466245
Avoid eye contact and run.
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>>7466245
I'm pretty fit ( not ripped like her) so I'd take her on
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>>7466260
Love to.
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>>7466061
I think tinder is your best shot. I've had conversations with girls on there, but I do get ghosted a lot. I've seen girls that say they just want friends on their profile, so just go after them and I think you'll be fine
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Is it wrong to masturbate to incest porn?
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>>7466245
Take my gf to the hospital and frt her spine pit back in place
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>>7466616
The only good incest is sisters and older brother/younger sister
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>>7466793
Yeah but there's more porn of it
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>>7466809
It's a good substitute for the superior sister incest
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>>7466784
>brother
Get out bislut.
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>>7466820
Shouldn't that just make me ftm?
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>>7466616
>mfw author can't think of synonyms for the word "asshole" so they use it four times in the same passage
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>>7466824
I thought ftm was synonym for tumbrl transtrenderes
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>>7466616
dunno. but it must be wrong to masturbate to anal fucking. what kind of lesbian is into that? i bet that was written by breeder.
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>tfw ascending wizardhood
Is it pathetic if a lesbian buys used panties off the web? Or should I just steal them somewhere? I just want to get pussy after three decades of waiting, even if indirectly.
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I might be moving to Texas next year, and I was wondering if the college girls there are 'tumblr crazy'? I know places like Cali and New York have a lot of the sjw types, but I'm not sure about Texas. Where I'm possibly moving to is near both Austin and Houston
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>>7466930
That's kinda gross, senpai. I can understand taking a whiff in the heat if the moment; right off the girl, but I don't imagine gettig to you and smelling like anything but amonia or something gross.
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>>7466941
Such is life, I guess. *sigh*
>>7466948
What if panties are vacuum-packed? Would those still go rancid?
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>>7466993
Pussy juice is fucking nectar of life. Its magic cannot be transferred through discarded pants. You need the freshness, moist, body heat, her soft moans, everything that a package from the mail cannot give.
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>>7467048
Well fuck.
>>7467057
I wish there was lesbian nunnerirs for the likes of us.
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>>7466172
The guy and baby fell into place over the course of two weeks where I moved in and got pregnant right away. I know I fucked up but nothing I could've done about it except abortion which is wrong imo. The baby didn't do anything wrong this whole time, she's just cute. Probably lesbian repellent though. Well, I know I am, because whoever I get with will always think in their mind that I can't be satisfied unless I get D. Which is true for virtually all bisluts. I've had this problem as well.
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>>7465880
Be honest with me anon, what is a professional going to tell me? I'd be going there because "people don't like me". I don't exactly hate myself.

>>7467245
To clarify, I could've done more to prevent it but I didn't, and there wasn't much I could do once it happened. Either carry or kill.
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>>7467245
how did you get pregnant? why would you fuck a guy if you're a 'lesbian'?
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>>7467278
I don't want to talk about penis. He didn't want to keep using the condoms, thought he'd be lucky.

I want to forget this whole thing happened and move on and be with someone that doesn't actively seek to destroy my happiness.
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>tfw gf hasn't responded to my messages in a couple of days

She's just busy celebrating Christmas, r-right?
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>>7467253
>I'd be going there because "people don't like me"
I was thinking you might want to understand that more and maybe find ways to mitigate it, but if you don't then yeah there's no point.
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>>7467302
sorry to break it to you but you sound like an obnoxious cunt

>>7467463
don't fret yet anon, let's wait another day.
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This one is by far the most delusional bislut that has visited lesgen.
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>>7467465
Would be nice I just don't know what someone could tell me that'd fix whatever it is.

>>7467493
You aren't the first or last one to tell me things like this. It doesn't bother me anymore and it certainly doesn't help me to get better, whatever it is that's wrong.
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>>7467501
Assuming you mean I'm delusional about being a lesbian, i.e. "I'm not one I'm a bislut". That's fine. I still prefer women.
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>>7467524
>It doesn't bother me anymore and it certainly doesn't help me to get better, whatever it is that's wrong.
You aren't telling what's up with anything in the first place lmao. You seem to have a victim complex from the little things you've provided. It's all about the people around you. What's the point of posting your problems here and not want to talk about it? Go rant on tumblr if you don't want any replies.
also
>genderfluid
>boyfriend
>baby
>furries
>Trump supporter
even if you were straight all men below age 40 would be distanced away from your 10 metre radius.
go get some self help srs

>>7467501
agreed
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>>7467493
O-okay, she expected to be back home after Christmas and has hinted we spend New Year's together. I just want to see her soon again. ;_;
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>>7467524
>Would be nice I just don't know what someone could tell me that'd fix whatever it is.
Well I don't know either, but I'm not a professional.
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>>7467571
You're probably over thinking it, good luck! Sounds like fun.
>no gf
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>tfw your heart is skipping lots of beats
Am I dying?
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>>7467651
>literally can move to a better country a few hundred of kilometers away
>doesn't
You have no excuse you fucking gypsy.
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>>7467567
I'm not genderfluid.

I do have a victim complex, so I've been told. I don't blame people for not wanting to be around me it's just that I was lied to for years just so people could get dirt on me to spread with their real friends. I've had so much horrible shit happen to me in my life that the victim "complex" doesn't seem very fitting. I think I am extremely unlucky and the rest falls into place.

I'm fine talking about them but I don't know what my problems are. No one is very specific, just say I'm "bad". I had no friends when I was apolitical. I had no friends when I was a leftist feminist. I have no friends now as a moderate that liked Trump>Hillary but don't really like either of them(I bought a trump hat+hoodie in the heat of the moment before the election, so what? It was 50 bucks and made me happy).
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>>7467671
>voted for trump unironically
>had sex and thought she wouldn't get pregnant
>stuck with baby in early 20's
>bislut
>fat
>ugly
Literal white trash.
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>>7463890
I think it's the childlike qualities and some of the flaws of actual kids, like you mention, but also the fact that lolis are typically more mentally more mature in their settings. Typically.

So you could actually have conversations about things with them instead of just a dumb ol' kid. At least that's how I see it.
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>>7467693
Exactly. If you would fuck pic related you have issues.
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>>7467692
I'm a Canadian I didn't vote for anyone.
I knew I'd get pregnant and didn't mind. I regret it now over time.
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>>7464139
I've ran into the same problems being dom, even as far as "oh we'll totally switch next time BUT just not today!" and it never happens. How tall are you?
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>>7467704
On the other hand wanting to fuck these sluts is fine. They don't act anything like children but more like some sort of succubi.
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>>7467704
>>7467711
This is a good set of examples.
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>>7466930
Why not hire a prostitute?
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>>7467720
>https://www.4chan.org/rules
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>7467735
She will end up like the MC of that lesbian prostitution manga.
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>>7467711
Good way to extrapolate on it!

I also call the one on the left for the inevitable BDSM scene, then being comfy on the beach
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>>7466431
W E S T C O A S T
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>>7466815
No. Kindly kill yourself no one needs you.

>>7467692
Don't talk to it. Just don't talk to it. If you see it just hide and ignore it. It obviously feeds off all attention.
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>>7467735
Because my country's prostitutes are exclusively from second/third world countries, former so-called "mail order brides", or "massagers" and thus, are only available for men. Would bang them, even if they'd charge double for it, but they won't.
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>>7467811
Where do you live? Also why don't you go to Japan and hire one of those lesbian prostitutes that fug gaijin women?
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>>7467743
What manga?
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>>7467822
Jesus
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>>7467743
Still sounds like a better time than sniffing crusty panties to me. Though I'm also a wizard and not personally interested in either.

>>7467811
>Would bang them, even if they'd charge double for it, but they won't.
Really? Why would they be so against it?

>>7467822
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/the_private_report_on_my_lesbian_experience_with_loneliness
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>>7467841
>Still sounds like a better time than sniffing crusty panties to me
I don't know, dropping my spaghetti with a prostitute sounds like a nightmare. Also I don't understand why would you pay for used panties, you already have your own, masturbate with those and imagine they are some else's.
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>>7467852
It wouldn't be my idea of fun either, but if pussy contact is your goal then a prostitute is better than panties.
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>>7467819
>Where do you live?
Frozen land full of drunkards. Nuff said.
>They fuck gaijins in Japan
Haven't heard that before, but if it's true, I might actually have to put my wizard cap down and book a flight to Nippon. Which is good. I'm so thirsty for juicy pussy.
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>>7467841
Aww thanks for the link! Also..
>Why won't they do it?
Because they tell me "woman can't do woman, forbidden unnatural", or simply block my number the moment they realize I'm in for a 2some only.
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>>7467883
I don't think I could ever hire a prostitute even if I'm completely desperate. I wish I could have sex with someone I love ;_;

>>7467884
There aren't any qt whore mongols in snowniggerland? Maybe you should try to sex a slut for free.
>Haven't heard that before
I don't remember the website, I think someone posted it here before.
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>>7467735
mericunt here. i've honestly thought about this for years but never went through with it.
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>>7467933
>any cutie mongols in snowniggerland?
There is, but no lesbian bars and only few gay bars, so it's hard to tell 'em from breeders.
>sex a slut for free
How?
>Can't remember the website
Well fuck. Perhaps someone sees this and links it up
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>>7467922
>"woman can't do woman, forbidden unnatural"
Wow, rude.

>>7467933
>>7467941
I'd do it out of curiosity if anything. Sex for sex's sake isn't really a priority for me, but I find prostitution kind of interesting.

>>7467992
You could try searching the archives. I vaguely remember someone posting something like that before as well.
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>>7468019
>Wow rude.
I know right? Didn't see that coming.
>Try searching archives
Where should I start? There are, like, tons of cislesgens. Any memory when it might've been posted?
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>>7468049
Fucking backwards is what it is.
>Any memory when it might've been posted?
Nah, sorry. My sense of time is fucked and I didn't pay much attention to it.
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>>7468090
>Fucking backwards
Yup, they tend to be more conservative around here, apparently.
>Nah, sorry.
Damn. Thanks anyway, I'll start looking.
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>>7468119
Summon KanColle anon, I'm pretty sure she was the one who posted the website. Or maybe it was emer I don't know.
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>>7468149
Archive.moe is under attack or someshit. Will check back in the morning.
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>>7468149
>KanColle anon
Nah, wasn't me.

>>7468174
There's always loveisover
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>>7468174
>>7468191
>Nah, wasn't me.
Oh, too bad, you were my hope.

I already looked for 15 minutes in the archive and could not find anything with related keywords.
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>>7468191
>>7468201
Op here... Nothing found so far.
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>>7467540
You can prefer women all you want and still be a bishit; breeder
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>>7468201
>>7468213
I tried too, only found the Australian one. Maybe we're crazy.
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>>7468491
No, no. I remember it had a pink front with the whores and each one was listed either as タチ or ネコ or リバ but not even google is giving me results.
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I found this
http://www.tiara.ms/top/

It's not the site we're looking for but it also looks like lesbian prostitutes.
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I found the website, it was on the second page of Google god dammit.
http://yuri-shinjuku.net/top.php

Archive confirms it's this one
http://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/text/yuri-shinjuku/
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>>7468531
You're doing Goddess's work! Great job anon!
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>>7468549
Thanks.

>12時間 200,000円 大満足 (全てのオプションが無料!)
Only 2000 bucks to pretend have a loving gf for half a day.
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>>7468570
That's fucking steep!
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Fellow lesbians please help me i am so confused.
I am lesbian or at least pretty sure i am. Boys and dicks just don't make me feel comfortable like a girl does (despite never having even tried a dick for real. Don't wanna try either). Had two boyfriends before in my teenage years and I felt an uncomfortable version of that "butterflies in the tummy" sensation every time i would see them.
I was and am still too scared to fuck for real so it ended quickly. Had one gf and it felt comfy (she was abusive but i learned valuable things and had good times).
This year I met some dude on /soc/ when i went there out of sheer curiosity. His voice was pretty hot and even though he was really far from hot himself his voice made me feel so weird,we shared the same weeb interests,same humor,.. I saw him as a friend and we had fun times until i learned he had feelings for me/fapped twice when we talked (he had audios of him doing things already but oh man i wasnt ready for that). Once i was feeling pretty hot and played along but it felt embarassing and i just kinda cut ties afterwards.
I had times where I fantasized about hugging him,sleeping next to him and such things or even lewder when i would shlick and have random.thoughts about this whole thing. I even enjoyed hearing him telling me how stunning.i was (apparently he would say that to all the girls he fapped with on skype) I feel terribly lost. I still love girls, watch almost exclusively lesbian porn and thinking about having a true real relationship with a dude makes my stomach turn upside down yet i have those fantasies. Doesnt help i'll be going to his state next week and feel like i'll see him or be reminded.of him constantly.
I finally came to term with the fact that i was a dyke years ago i can't deal with all these confusing feels
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>>7468588
>tumblr
>/soc/
You're obviously a bislut. Now get the fuck out of here.
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>>7468588
What's confusing? You're not a lesbian.
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>>7468570
i'll do it bby. i'm white, though
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>>7468593
No way I would fuck a dude I cant be bi.
It honestly terrifies me to be bi or anything else than lesbian because i just came out years ago already.
I cry just thinking about this shit.
Also my image just happens to be from tumblr but I don't have one nor do I go on soc anymore.

>>7468599
I identified as such for like 5 years anon. So I do feel confused. I feel like a traitor for even having thoughts about dudes.
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>>7468588
hope he gives you an STD
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>>7468624
>No way I would fuck a dude I cant be bi.
Yeah, you just think about them and find their voices cute and get butterflies in your stomach from a dude....

>>7468624
Calm down, you're just bi. It doesn't have to rock your world.
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>>7468624
If you want to fuck him you're bi. Fuck off.
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>>7468531
They're all so young (or claim to be). I think I'd feel uncomfortable with that, like I'm taking advantage or that they've had difficult upbringings or have found themselves in a difficult situation. Around my age+ and I wouldn't feel so bad (not that I'm even interested in getting a prostitute but it's fun to speculate)
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>>7468588
Obviously you re bi and obviously men on the internet act like they have no soul.
The real question is: why are you telling us about you schlicking while thinking about some asshole that fucked with you?
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>>7468624
Dude stop stressing, you literally don't have to tell anyone you're bi, especially if it's just one dude. Nobody will judge you like it invalidates your coming out or whatever.
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i fucking hate bisexuals that identify as lesbians. stupid bitch you're the reason every male thinks lesbianism is a phase
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>>7468635
Everyone knows me as lesbian. My friends and even my family. I wouldnt ever fuck one for real.
I feel like a traitor, a liar. I just feel utterly lost. Being bi is for unstable people and tumblrinas. No way I can be bi.
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>>7468531
Good sleuthing sis.

>4 results
>3 about 3D girls
>1 about 2D girls
>autistic 2D one is mine
Sasuga.
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>>7468664
You fucking are, retard. End of story. Don't tell people if you think he's the one exception, but even if that's 100% true, you're still bi.
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>>7468654
Thanks, I just feel like it does though. I feel like what >>7468656 says basically.
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ask a drunken greek grill anything
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>>7468667
I will use your guide when I go buy yuri in Japan.
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>>7468680
How long before you post pics?
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>>7468650
>The real question is: why are you telling us about you schlicking while thinking about some asshole that fucked with you?

Because they're a troll. I mean >>7468664
C'mon, either this is a 16-year-old or this is 2/10 LARPing
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>>7468688
have some newds senpai
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>>7468664
I used to identify as dyke but Ive discovered I was bi some times ago, you betrayed no one,. Humans, especially females sexuality, is fluid, everything is alright.
Though I dont like the idea of a male so Id rather not let one ever touch me though because lesbian love is sacred and I cannot let any dick craving waste it.
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>>7468700
You're no fun
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>>7468680
What's your opinion on pizza?
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>>7468705
>Humans, especially females sexuality, is fluid
elric
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>>7468680
When will you pay denbts?
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>>7468714
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Did someone in lesgen became janiturd this year? Can you please send a ban request to all these shitposting bishits? Thanks.
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>>7468692
Oh do I wish I was a troll...I end up in tears every time i think about this.
I'm sorry if that was too personal to include that i'm just so lost and desperate that i kinda just poured my heart out in this wall of text

>>7468705
Thanks anon, that's reassuring to hear.
> Id rather not let one ever touch me though because lesbian love is sacred and I cannot let any dick craving waste it.
this
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>>7468680
When will you pay the fucking debt?
love from france
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>>7468724
Mfw when the captcha was "select the squares with street signs" and the sign was a big red "STOP" ahuehuehue
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>>7468706
sorry senpai

>>7468714
PIZZA IS SHIT. IT'S FUCKING OVERATED BREAD. BUY SOME FUCKING BREAD WITH 60 CENTS AND PUT YOUR CUNT CHEESE OVER IT, IT'S ALSO FREE.
BETTER QUALITY AS WELL. FUCK PIZZA, IT'S NOTHING BUT CARBS AND WASTED MONEY, GET SOME REAL FUCKING FOOD NEXT TIME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT NORMIE

>>7468723
WHEN YOU BECOME MY GF

>>7468738
HON HON HON BITCH, I'LL PAY IT WHEN YOU STOP SURRENDERING FIRST CHANCE, WE HAD 500 MEN STRONG ARMY WW2, AND WE MANAGED TO STAND WAY LONGER THAN YOU WHINY PIECES OF SHIT
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>>7468680

Does your country still live in a giant orgy of wine and grapes being fed to you by young slaves? Or is my view of Greece outdated?
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>>7468738
When will you stop considering literal nigger cuisine as "fine"?
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>>7468752
no, that's still true
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>>7468736
Yeah when I discovered it I felt fucking disgusted too lol, but at least we re closer to societys expectation amirite?
But yeah lesbians hate us because they dont think we will choose them over a man, I thought the same before, but now I know its false, and if I had an insecure dyke gf I would definitely go out of my way to show her shes better than any dude.
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>>7468746
I will end your fucking life
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>>7468588
I said ignore 2d because it's not allowed. They always pull this shit.
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>>7468746
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>>7468763
good luck fucking dyel piece of shit. I'll let you know I'm trained in survivalism, I can bench press YOUR MOM, and also fought various wildlife and I have over 100 confirmed kills of it.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE YOU LITTLE BITHC?

>>7468770
wanna be my gf bb?
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>>7468705
>I was bi some times ago
>cis lesbian general
>Hide and ignore the degenerate non-lesbian.

i guess being bi makes you a dumb cunt that can't read?
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>>7468746
>HON HON HON BITCH
le kek
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>>7468759
All bishits should die. Join me my lesbian schwesters, if a bi bitch tries to come on to you immediately pepper spray the diseased creep.
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>>7468774
I do lift and from my childhood hunting days, I'm a pretty good shot. Also excellent at climbing trees.
Say something bad about pizza again.
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>>7468779
MAD MOI ZELLE, S'IL VOUZ PLAIT EST MON GF

>>7468781
PIZZA IS SHIT. YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ALPHANESS. IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T EAT PIZZA BUT HUNT FOOD
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>>7468681
T-thanks. I don't think it's too outdated yet. I hope.
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>>7468774
>wanna be my gf bb?
Will you finger me as hard as you can while muttering complaints about pizza in my ear?
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>>7468776
My bad, Im just here to watch the dyke stuff, I responded to that anon because I felt like they needed reassurance even tho posting straight shit was uncalled for Pretend like Im not here
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>>7468791
You fuck off. There's a thread for you and its not this one you ugly fat piece of shit.
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>>7468790
yes, after a long hard day in the gym, after drinking my superior brotein shake and chicken.
I hope you're no barbarian tho.
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>>7467580
I like to overthink stuff, yes.
Me and the gf are in a kinda weird phase though, so it's tough.
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>>7468588
iktf anon
>admitted i prolly was a dyke at 15
>displayed tendencies even as a kid but never thought much of it til then
>even tried dating guys and dick
>nope don't like it
>now 21
>last year
>realize i might be "falling in love" with a guy
>oh fuck no
>begin to think about *gasp* doing things with him
>sexual identity crisis ensues
>he ends up being a prick anyway
>we slowly part ways
>a year later
>still left with the feeling of betraying the entire lesb community and being a disgusting bishit
>even though i wouldn't touch a 3d guy's dick with chopsticks
a-am i banned from this gen now?
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>>7468780
I cant even blame you for feeling that way because I did too. If we were dating and I broke up woth you I would leave you for another girl, does that make you feel any better?
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>>7468800
You're like one of those sad fucks who brings a case of Coke to a fucking party because you can't handle the amount of beer you drink.
Bruh, pretty much all I eat is steak, fish, and skinless/boneless chickenbreast; doesn't meant I put my lips to a fine ass slice every now and again.
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>>7468809
> because you can't handle the amount of beer you drink.
meanwhile 2 L of beer won't even make me drunk
BITCH I CAN HANDLE ALL OF THE ALCOHOL, FIGHT ME.
RN I'VE DRUNK 1,5 L OF WINE, GIN AND RAKI
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>>7468819
Then please drink some fucking carrot juice until you eyes get better and you can actually read what I've written, drunky. It's an analogy.
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First timer and holy shit why are some of you so salty and high and mighty?
We just all like chicks, chill. It's not a sekrit klub.
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>>7468821
I'll drink your carrot juice bb ;)
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>>7468798
I mean, technically Im still a lesbian because I fall in like 5 on the kinsey scale, and also I never even went out/fucked/kissed a dude so Im still pure.
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>>7468826
>first timer
PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL
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The fuck is going on? Are bishits really attacking the thread?
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>>7468826
We're not getting pussy.
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>>7468800
>I hope you're no barbarian tho.
No my little baby dubbadubs, I'll treat u so well
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>>7468826
Fuck off newfag. I don't want to hear bishits crying about being straight.
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>>7468826
Its just 2 posters being on edge but Ive seen some lesbians chill with bislut here.
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>>7468826
Yeah yeah, we welcome bishits and it'll be less than a year before they start demanding "safe spaces to talk about dating men" because they feel uncomfortable talking about that on a previously-lesbian site and that discomfort means we've been oppressing them, somehow.

see: Autostraddle
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>>7468588
>>7468805
We tend to fall in love with people, not reproductive organs. Most of us aren't easily fit into tidy categories.
You're still a fucking dyke if you don't like dick, the end.
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>>7468854
I like Autostraddle, though
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>>7468800
Im from the Netherlands where are you from?
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>>7468786
Maybe you can guide me yourself if we cross paths.
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>>7468858

Bish...
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>>7468845
this is not what I meant.
Where you from senpai? I'm not racemixing with non-meds, I'm no degenerate.

>>7468861
I am Greek.
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>>7468873
>implying you wouldn't love a taste of my melting-pot American pussy
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>>7468874
We're the only lesbian place on the internet that isn't a shithole, we were destined to attract some inferior Kinsey 4/5's.
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>>7468887
depends. What's your heritage? What state u from?

ALSO WTF
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>>7468861
Are you a qt tall Valkyrie?
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>>7468854
Im bi and I would never want that to happen, Im good and pretty clear about how I feel about men and women and a previously-lesbian site? Is that a thing anyway?
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>>7468897
Ha, ha. There is a permanent fucked part of the wall from throwing shit during my Bart v the Space Mutants days
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>>7468897
>some
Easily 5/10 posters right now are bishits.
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>>7468901
Everything's too deluded to matter. Father's side is of Western European origin, with a bit of raped Native American thrown in. (But not enough to get me any fucking money!!!!) Mother's side comes mostly from Eastern Europe.
I ended up blonde with grey eyes, so I win, though. (Though my pubes are copper, nearly red....)
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>>7468862
I fucking love playing tour guide in Akiba, but there's low probability of us being there at the same time since I only go a couple times a year.
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>>7468915
>copper pudes
lewd
What state you from senpai?pls answer
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>>7468897
Why are you guys mad? Isnt a bi leaning toward females better than a lesbian in some way?
Lesbian are forced to be into girls, while I have the choice and still chose girls, Ill exploit some dude for his money then dump him and run away with you into the sunset to prove my undying love for females.
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>>7468917
I guess it can't be helped. I will let you know if I ever go though.
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>>7468930
Hot. Can I have half or do I need to steal money from my own guy?
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>>7468930
Jesus fucking christ.

Anyone want to abandon this shithole and go over 8/lesgen/ already?
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>>7468873
Oh I like greek girls. They are 2qt also I love souvlaki. :3

>>7468903
M-maybe
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>>7468948
>I love souvlaki
what do you put in it?
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>>7468941
I will literally transfer all the money from his account to yours.
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>>7468904

Curve had to defend calling itself a "lesbian magazine" instead of a "queer" magazine just earlier this month.

I mean idc about bis on websites but there's a pattern of, be too inclusive and they start thinking lesbians don't care if they start making said lesbian site into their personal space to talk about bisexuality and relationships with dudes.
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>>7468930
This is awful. I thought that bishits were at least capable of being decent people on some level. I was wrong. Dump all bishits. I repeat DUMP ALL BISHITS. Next edition is: stab a bisexual day.
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>>7468958
I guess some bis might have been too much penis-washed to be saved.
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>>7468954
I really like chicken in it.
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>>7468948
H-how tall are you?
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I just moved bisluts to first place in my list when the day of the rope comes.
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>>7468962
If you want to please dudes its your choice.
Bisluts outnumber dykes so who will date you if we die? Transbians?
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>>7468957
Awesome. I thought this thread would be chill but it's honestly kinda lame haha, don't let them get to you k?
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>>7468939
For sure, if flights are cheap and I'm not busy I might join you for a couple days just for the hell of it.
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>>7468874
Why don't you make me a true dyke then? ;)
Show me the path
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>>7468972
cool. and GOOD.
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>>7468958
Oh my God there was that time autostraddle set up a "bisexuals in relationship with men" thread to make them feel welcome. "We see you ;)" and I was so triggered I knew that shit hole crossed a line. All these filthy cunts started saying they never been with women and were married to men and "finally people recognize us as having a right to be here!" Kill me.
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>>7468984
I would rather eat my own shit than touch a bislut.
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>>7468979
Please. Why don't you go date another fucking bishit because lesbians won't have you. Enjoy your stds. I'll be happy with my clean, sane, lesbian gf.
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>>7468982
Okay nice. It would make me less anxious having an Internet stranger show me around than go alone.
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>>7468993
You brought them here with your 2d posting. I said 2d=not lesbian and now look.
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>pretty sure i'm lesbian
>but developping crush on a 2d boy
>still think deep voices are sexy
Purify me i don't wanna be a bishit
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>>7469000
Im pure gold star tho, not like it matters though because there is plenty of dykes who had seks with dudes as a matter of facts
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>>7462484
dont care if you are a girl or tranny. i dont think your fat. maybe since im a boy, i dont see the worst in body appearance. you might have to clean up the room but other than that, body and dress look nice.
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>>7469010
I'm fucking done with this place, you're all bisluts.
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Stop replying to trolls, you plebs.
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>>7469015
Those are lesbians. Non gold star isn't lesbian. If you think that bishits coming in here talking about being with men and their feelings for men is acceptable you're crazier than I thought. There's definitely a reason why lesbians hate you. And it's because you have this disgusting need to not just leave us alone.
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>>7468981

Whore. Make your own money.

>>7468984

Don't tempt me to Elizabeth Smart you.
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>>7468923
NJ

>>7468930
1) Not to blame you for shitty male behavior, but 'confused' bishits are one of the reasons it's so easy for many to pretend that lesbians don't exist, or at the very least, just need that one special dick (Which of course belong to them)
2) Bishits are always fucking sneaky. Instead of just saying 'Hey, I dunno, man. Wanna fuck till I'm sure I'm gay', they get into a relationship with you, and because it's ultimately more easy and acceptable to be with a man, leave you for some stable dick, breaking your heart in two

>>7468962
Contact with dick rots the mind

>>7469015
Experimenting and finding you don't like something (Especially when that something is the thing you've been raised to do since birth), is not the same as liking both men and women, to whatever degree.
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>>7469031
I dont think it is acceptable I said earlier it was uncalled for. Also you should stop being afraid of bisluts you look ridiculous, dykes that are chill with bis are chill with themselves, you look exactly like homophobic straight dudes that have to say "no homo" at the beginning of every of their sentences to consolidate their feeling of masculinity
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>>7469056
desu, senpai, I'd be fine with a real-life bishit
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>>7469045
Yeah but that anon said that I was full of STDs and there was no way their theorical lesbian gf would have ever touched a man
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>>7469056
see -
>>7468988
>>7468958
>>7468854

Gay dudes don't threaten 'straight guy things' because straight guys outnumber them, so it's a silly concern.
Bi women probably outnumber gay women.
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>>7469032
Elizabeth Smart?
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>>7469072
Bisexuals ARE more likely to have STDs than lesbians. Yeah, no shit, they would have to be sexually active, but it's not a wrong assumption.

>>7469076
Kidnapping victim
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I propose a week long cleanse. No /clg/. Just give the winter break some time to pass and the influx of normies to die off.
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>>7469004
Akiba can be pretty deadly if you have anxiety about crowded places.
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>>7469094
Or you could just stop being autistic for a week
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>>7469097
C-could I hold your hand while you show me around?
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I think somebody should just create a /bi female gen/ in order to solve this problem.
Everyone wins.
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>>7469092
Welp I now have a new fetish
>tfw no lesbian gf to kidnap me and have her way with me, making me a true lesbian and make me love every second of it
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>>7468977
179cm
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>>7469100
>cis lesbian general
>Why are you bothered that bishits are talking about their man problems
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>>7469113
It's fine to a degree, but you're worse than the people who bitch and moan about 'summerfags'.
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>>7469122
Nope. Lesbian =/=bisexual
What part of it is unclear to you? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>7469128
Are you, my autistic friend?
Just ignore it.
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>>7469105
Post a selfie with timestamp and I'll tell you what I'd do to convert you
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>>7469131
>ignore an influx of shit posting
There's is ignoring one or two posts but the "we're bisexual and we're gonna talk about it every day" you can't ignore. Go make your own thread cunt.
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>>7469138
If you want to let retarded shit upset you, girl, that's on ya
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>>7469101
idk, never tried that, so it would depend on whether it makes it too difficult to navigate crowds/shops or not.
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>>7469142
Just do the world a favor and kill yourself. Bishits like you deserve to be beat to death.
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>>7469148
Sincerely hoping you will be able to face your fears and get rid of this violence inside of you one day anon.
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>>7469146
Alright.
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>>7469155
Sincerely hoping someone murders you someday.
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>>7469150

Come and join me, fellow bisluts!
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>>7469148
I'm not bi; I'm a goldstar who doesn't happen to be autistic
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>>7469162
I dont spread any message of hate so no one wants to kill me.
It took me time to face my fears but now I feel better than I thought I would ever feel in my life.
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>>7469172
WHO THE FUCK CARES

>>7469164
Sure they made a thread for you over there
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>>7469184
Whatever calms you 'tism, kiddo
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I'm watching one of those old Rudolph movies from 1976 and oh god it's so bad

There are dinosaurs singing about sunshine
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>>7469199
Which one? Cause Shiny New Year is way better than the first one.
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>>7469202
>Shiny New Year is way better than the first one.

No it fucking isn't. You present your vagina to me now for your punishment.

In all seriousness I just changed the channel to Lucifer and it was sexy women talking about boring things so now I'm watching Cake Wars
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>>7469137
P-Posting a selfie in public?
I'm not really pretty anyway, i look like some weird 16yo with creepy doll eyes and dark circles
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>>7469157
Well that wasn't an outright 'no', but books > handholding.
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>>7469253
Retarded

>>7469250
Nonsense; show us

>>7469230
Rudolph's pacing is all over the place; nothing happens most of the movie and then everything we know from the song/book happens all at once, right at the end.
Also, the songs suck.
New Year has a mother fucking KNIGHT
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>>7469250
>not dutifully pleasing your lesbian overlords

I guess you'll just have to remain a bislut forever. Is that what you want? Spoiler: I'm telling you it isn't.
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>>7469253
Can we hold hands after we drop the books, though? I mean, I would like to die having held another girl's hands at least.

No homo.
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>>7469271
I kinda want to post because i'm spending a roneri night and i don't care anymore but that might be attention whorish to post a facepic ITT.
If you have a throaway email or something though.
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>>7469316
People shitpost pictures here often, it's fine.
Lemme see
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>>7469361
You sure you're a grill?
Still, depends largely on how your hair/style is normally. I would run the fuck away from that, in the street.
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>>7469361
You're a cute, shush.

Would trick or treat with/10
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>>7469361
Yeah those eyes are definitely meant to be looking up at a woman's heaving breasts while you go down on her.

I'll ignore the weeb style because it's a costume.
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>>7469378
Yeah I am
>tfw only faceposted once on another board and got called a trap and creepy looking
I just have a long/weird face I guess? My hair is usually a curly bob.

>>7469380
Ah,thanks, I have very little pics of me actually because I don't really like how my face looks
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>>7469398
>I just have a long/weird face I guess?
I assume anyone flat and dressed like that is a tranny. I know you said it was for Halloween, but it's all I have to go on. You pass....for now....
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>>7469361
You literally look like your average tumblr bisexual that gets married to a man as soon as she turns 23-25.
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Aw where did halloween cutie go?
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>>7469492
If you're talking about me i'm there but i don't really like having my pic somewhere it makes me anxious as stupid as it sounds. I really don't like how my face looks especially because of my under eyes who makes me look like a creepy doll who's going to murder people.
Even my last girlfriend told me my eyes were creepy once so yeah.
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>>7469546
Yeah, but what about >>7469391
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>>7469546
And you're usually bottom, I take it?
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>>7469576
I never had "real" sex (as in,my hymen is still intact) before because i get super spaghetti when just holding hands. My heart was racing so fast the first time i went down on my girlfriend, i'm such a nervous wreck.
I'm probably more bottom but I'm not a complete submissive, I like to put a bit of a fight
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>>7469612
Have you never masturbated?
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>>7469612
Ah, I see. That's actually admirable, people who just roll over aren't all that fun after the charm wears off. Putting up a fight then giving in is much more fun.
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>>7469641
Yes!

>>7469663
I'm glad you like it, I hope to find a gf into that


I have a question though, how do you like a girl's body/tiddies/v zone?
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>>7469736
Body? Well not a dumpy pile. I live on campus and the running team always catches my eye. Short is a plus, I don't like girls that are close to 6'. I'm 5'6". Skellingtons are eh. Tiddies are B and C, though my friends argue that hefting breasts are best. I like legs better. V-zone can be waxed/shaved. I'm not going to throw a shit fit if someone has hair, as long as it's neat and doesnt need a strump grinder to get through.

A lot of these tend to sway back and forth depending on the actual person. I find I'm more flexible on these sorts of things if I click really well with the person, but that makes sense since it's the whole "compromise" thing when you really like someone but they don't exactly fit your 'list' of requirements.
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can we post bod pics now?
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Lillie is such a qt.
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>>7469788
You first
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>>7469788
i would but i need to lose about 30lbs
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>>7469804
Alright I guess.
I think my body is at least a bit better than my face

>>7469809
Aw good luck, i think chubby gals are really cute though.
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>>7469849
very hot!

(but i think this board doesn't let you post nsfw pics? you might want to upload somewhere else and then you can even delete when you want)
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>>7466945
San Marcos?
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KILL ALL MEN
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>>7469956
Kill all bisluts. and trannies.
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>>7469284
>drop the books
Heretical.
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>>7469981
Fine, no hand holding then.
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My mom gave me a box of k'nex for christmas. I'm 18 years old god damn it.
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>>7470069
My mom got me an adult coloring book for Christmas. I know this is a thing, but I'm 26.
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>>7470145
I got one too, but it's actually a Batman graphic novel intentionally left black and white so you can color it. Much more nifty.
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>>7470069
If you don't like it send it to me. There are always womanchildren who appreciate those things you ungreatful fuck.
>tfw poor family so got nothing for christmas
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>read yagakimi
>least favorite character is sayaka
>ends up being my favorite
>watch flip floppers
>least favorite character is yayaka
>ends up being my favorite
Why do I suddenly like beta yuri cucks?
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>>7470383
>tfw no family
do you want to compete here or something.
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>>7470383
It's alright, I'll play with them eventually. I think she's trying to keep me as a child forever though. She also got me onesie pajamas that say "I <3 naps" and she wanted me to pose in front of the christmas tree like when I was a kid.
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>>7470640
>tfw you don't have a mommy gf that lets you be her child forever playing with K'nex and sleep in cute pajamas
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>>7470006
I don't get why people like hand-holding so much. I held hands with other girls in high school, trying to match their gait was annoying. Maybe I'm just autistic.

>>7470406
Best friend suffering is A+
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>>7470721
I have never been able to hold hands with another girl, as I'm legit autistic and was actively avoided by them. I guess I'm just curious about it.

>Best friend suffering is A+
Yeah, it hurts my heart but it's so good.
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I bet all the sudden bishits are just samefag.
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>>7470757
I only really dodged being a social outcast because of a series of coincidences, and clearly it didn't help me avoid wizardhood.

>Yeah, it hurts my heart but it's so good.
It really is, I love wallowing in that angst. I hope Nakatani shows us more scenes where Yuu's deeper intimacy with Touko is rubbed in Sayaka's face. That's such a painful thing for a supposed "best friend" to be confronted by.
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>>7470553
I'll be your family, anon.
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Weird question, but do any of you get this horrible, but short lasting, pain in your asshole while on your period? I don't know if it's just me, since I already have issues with my intestines, but it is so horrible and when I asked my friend if she has this pain too she seemed confused and slightly concerned. It also wakes me up at night, so I don't get any sleep either, and when I told my doctor about it she just told me to take over the counter pain meds, but I've already been doing that and nothing helps. Is my body just fucked up?
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>>7471036
I'll take you up on that, no return.
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>>7469045
>NJ
not even Americans like NJ
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>>7471061
Maybe your period causes hemorrhoids?
Google it, it's probably a thing. Everything is a thing on Google.

>>7471073
Okay. You're my sister now. We're sisters.
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>>7471110
Neat, what do I do with a sister though.
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>>7471061
sorry but that is truly not normal... are you pooping a lot before it? it may be an internal hemorrhoid.
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>>7471110
>>7471128
Thanks for your replies, hemorrhoids have never crossed my mind for some reason, but I'll do some research on it tomorrow. Also, I'll probably go back to my doctor soon and mention the pain again, so she'll know it's something different than just cramps since it doesn't seem to be a normal thing.

To the second anon's question: I'm usually constipated, but I do tend to shit more before my period, but shitting does becomes extremely painful when I'm actually on my period
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>>7471116
We get to talk and share stuff and maybe I'll bother you about the way you dress and eat but it's loving and I'm just trying to help you
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>>7469546
You do know that it's saved on the archive, and anyone with 4chan x can still see it, right..?
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>>7471297
Alright, sounds good. Where can I claim my one-sama then?
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>>7468570
>2000 bucks
Still better than panty-sniffing. Time to save up! *wizard hat flies into trash can*
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>>7471032
How do you even survive without being a NEET at least? Don't normalfags at work pester you about your situation?

>I hope Nakatani shows us more scenes where Yuu's deeper intimacy with Touko is rubbed in Sayaka's face.
You're evil. Sayaka is gonna have her kiss with Touko during the play and Yuu is gonna get jelly.
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>>7471675
I dont like to depend on others.
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Something amazing just happened! I need advice!

So in May of 2016 I went to a concert, met a girl there, but she disappeared sometime during the show, so I was never able to get her number. After that I ended up forgetting about her.

UNTIL today when I saw her on a dating app! I checked her instagram that was linked in her bio, and sure enough, she has the same tattoo the qt at the concert had! The only thing is she's is 72 miles away, so I don't know if she'll ever see my profile or remember me. Is it worth making an instagram and messaging her, or is that a little creepy?
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>exchanging presents with friend i'm crushing on tomorrow since that's when we're both back in town
>all she'll say is that my gift takes two people and she'll definitely have to show me how to use it
S-so it's just going to be her naked in my bed right? And not just a board game or something.
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Will I ever find a tall weeb gf to cuddle and nerd out with?
>and maybe even holding hands
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rest in peace my first ever crush, and national treasure
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>>7471980
Fair enough.

>>7472012
>tfw not tall
If anything really rustles my jimmies is people telling me I'm tall when I'm not just because they compare me with midgets.
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>>7472005
thats fuckin dope she got you a tandem bike! woo!
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>>7472073
even the same height as me would be fine actually (am in between 5"3 and 5"4). I prefer being the "smaller" one, I also prefer femmes like me.
>tfw i'll never dress in cute frilly nihonese fashion with my gf and kiss her hand like a princess
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>>7472107
That would be something she would do.
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>>7472130
>>tfw i'll never dress in cute frilly nihonese fashion with my gf and kiss her hand like a princess
I'm a weeb but pls don't do this.
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>>7472152
why tho?
Don't you want to be kawaii?
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>>7471984
Is she gay?
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>>7472485
Yeah, she's a lesbian
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>3ds bootrom dumped
Oh shit lesgen. Prepare you're kiddy consoles for something better than A9LH. Real custom firmware (no patches) is finally here.

Nintendo is fucking finished.
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>>7472524
Then go get that sweet pucci

>>7472658
Aren't they paying 20000 for someone to snitch? Hopefully someone isn't lured away by that prospect.

>>7472015
2016 damn you ;_;
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Oh sweet Jesus NINTENDO ON SUICIDE WATCH
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These turbonerds had this hidden since fucking 2015.
>nintendo security
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>>7472671
I will, anon c: hopefully she still remembers me!
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PS4 talk coming up in an hour. This year is probably not only hardware-based exploit for Linux execution.

I seriously hope none of you have updated your PS4 in the past month or so.

https://dekan.cch.c3voc.de/s1_native_hd.webm
>tfw probably no other computer autists in lesgen
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>staying with mom for the holidays
>use her laptop for some late night shitposting
>lay it on the floor by the side of my bed before I wake up
>accidentally stepped on it this morning
>this big fugly black spot is now in the corner

...do I just need to buy her a new screen? I've had the laptop in my room all day because I don't want her to see what I did to it
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PS4 talk was great from a technical standpoint, so much bullshit Sony design is incredible. No signs of piracy or anything but it doesn't matter because no games; with Linux at least one can now actually play games in a PS4.
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>>7473593
Yeah. At least burnt spots sometimes recover with time but you literally broke the display, you need a new screen.
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>>7473593
Ugh, The picture is upside down, sorry about that.
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>>7473609
Thank you. I'll go order her a new screen right now
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>>7473624
Also try to lose weight and tell your mom to not buy faggy vaio or whatever thin-ass computer next time. I have stepped countless of times in my mom's THICC Dell laptop countless of times, she has also dropped it from above a meter and it's still perfect, not even the case breaks.
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>>7473643
She didn't buy the laptop, she works at a school and they give the teachers free work laptops, but yeah it's really thin and flimsy. I'll be more careful next time haha- I'm kinda spoopy at 102lbs, but I'm extremely clumsy so I break everything I touch
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>>7473687
The school should cover fucked up laptops, don't buy a new screen just give it back.
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>>7473691
Okay, I'll tell her that so she can send it back in or whatever. Thank you!
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>>7473726
Yeah it's not worth spending 100 bucks before knowing if they cover damage. Usually if you give take-home laptops you should cover for that sort of thing, otherwise it's retarded and should only lend them during school time.
>>
Ah jeez I want to taste pucci.
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>>7469788
>>7469849
So...we doing dis?
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>>7474505
Yeah, lemme see your Christmas weight
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>>7472741
This anon again. Checked her instagram bio, and apparently she has been infected by the tumblr since I met her in May and now goes by they/them pronouns and all that nonsense. It surprised me since she doesn't look the type. Oh well, looks like I won't be hitting her up again after all
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>>7474568
How about you embrace the SJW. You're fighting it so hard, girl.
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>>7474583
I know.. it's just that I want a girl that's down to earth and chill, I don't want to have to call her my 'theyfriend' or whatever, and walk on eggshells when talking about every somewhat controversial topic since I can be crass at times.
I guess I'm just sad that she's changed
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>>7474603
Honestly, in my experience, it IS the SJW girls who're the chill ones.
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>>7471675
>Don't normalfags at work pester you about your situation
No, not really. I work with pretty decent people and I think I'm clearly odd enough that they don't bother harassing me about my perpetual singledom. If they think I'm a creepy loser they're good enough at hiding it. There are some full retard normies in the sales division that would probably harass me, but luckily I do not socialize with them.

>Sayaka is gonna have her kiss with Touko during the play and Yuu is gonna get jelly.
If it does go that way, I hope Sayaka gets all fluttery about it only to get crushed extra hard.
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In my 20 years life I realized that I never fell in love with a man (except celebrity crushes). I'm not really girly and people always think I'm a dyke. Could I be one? I-I think vaginas are scary btw. Even my own vagina.
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>>7474845
fuck off
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>>7474845
I'm all for having more lesbians in the world, but just because you've never fallen in love with a man doesn't mean you're gay. Have you ever fallen in love with a woman?
We all progress at different rates, and it's really hard to find people you're compatible with. Don't stress yourself
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Do you think you'd be able to date someone with the same name as you, your mom or your siblings?
It kinda freaks me out, the girl would probably have to be one hell of a catch for me to consider.
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I just matched with this qt that goes to Yale. Hopefully I won't drop my spaghetti this time like I have with all of my previous matches
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>>7475020
Never mind, I fucked up my opening message in my sleep deprived state. Why am I so bad at tinder haha
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>>7474615
Is that "who're" intentional? If so, gj anon.
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>>7474948
Sure, being the little for a mommy is the only thing that get's me going. The heart wants what it wants.
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>>7471145
I had a terrible pain like when you have diarrhea while sick but it doesn't go away. After months of seeing doctors, it turned out to be ovarian cysts. They're not necessarily dangerous but are still painful.
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>>7474948
it would be kinda weird but it's honestly so hard to find someone compatible, why would you let a name stop you?
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>>7474887
Damn. Why so rude?
>>7474897
I think you're right, thanks for being kind at least :).
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>>7475164
>Damn. Why so rude?
"being scared" by your own vagina makes me think you're developmentally around 9 years old or have some sort of fucked up beef roast.
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>>7475207
Vagina. Not vulva. And I'm the 9 year old here?
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>>7475215
nice try but you're still the manchild who can't decide if she's gay over some extremely trite criteria.
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>tfw you find out the girl you're hitting on is the younger sister of the TA you had a crush on
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>>7474616
>There are some full retard normies in the sales division that would probably harass me, but luckily I do not socialize with them.
Every time. I guess you work in production/creative? Fucking business school normies are the worst.


>If it does go that way, I hope Sayaka gets all fluttery about it only to get crushed extra hard.
Absolutely heartless. I'm pretty sure Nakatani will give Sayaka her own gf eventually though.
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We're one thread away from death.
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