Cis Lesgen

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Hmm. the "boy" in "tomboy" must have ruined me. TOMBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>7449905
anyone else feeling a little sorry for a the hibikek fans?

>>7449928
Keep your weeb in a weeb thread. And from here on out just boycott kyoanus.

>>7449920
I have a neighbour who looks like her.

>>7449931
Don't make me spam you with my waifus anon. I'll do it. I did kinda wanna watch maid dragon though.

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>>7449982
That's how they'll get you anon! They knew they fucked up so they picked a show to lure people back in! And it isn't even a good show. Also. You don't want to make an enemy of me.

>>7449905
My favourite is my gf. My favourite thing about her is everything.

>tfw my only friends is this discord
th-thanks desu

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>>7449995
I'll be pirating it anyway though, it's not as if they'll be making a profit off me. What are you gonna do, spam me with pictures of cute dykes? I love cute dykes. I win either way.

Where's the line between tomboy and butch?

>>7449935
Why aren't you trying to make her your wife right now?

>>7450048
She's a qt but I have no idea how to approach her.

>GF and I are playing vidya last night
>She's had a rough day
>Don't feel up for playing vidya at the moment, but figured it'd make her feel better
>She tells me she's suddenly feeling great
>Thinking I helped her feel better, chipper myself
>She tells me an ex messaged her who she doesn't get to talk to often
>Here we go again
>"You have nothing to worry about, but there are still feelings there."
>I ask about our date today
>She forgot
>Get a little upset and quiet
>She's not happy I'm not chipper and won't tell her what's wrong
>Go to bed with her telling me to call her in the morning to set the date up
>Call at 10:00, 10:30 and 11:00
>She's out like a light, no alarm
>Already up and ready to go at 10:00
>She gets up around 1:30
>I'm a bit upset, but try not to make a big deal of it-- just being quiet
>She's not happy I'm moody
>I wind up crying because I'm an idiot
>I call her and tell her I'm just upset because all our dates are canceled
>Ask if she's still hanging out with girl she's been flirting with
>She said she hasn't heard from her, so no
>Tell her I wasn't alright with her putting herself in a situation that she knew she couldn't 100% trust
>Her kneejerk reaction is to ask me who the hell I think I am to tell her who she can and cannot hang out with
>Tell her I'm not saying that and that I'm just not comfortable with the idea
>"I know, I know. That wasn't fair of me."
>Somehow me being upset by everything gets turned into me having been doing wrong
>"You know I'm here for you if you need me right?"
>She tells me she held her tongue with what she was wanting to say
>Literally have been dropping everything when she needs me and listening to her when she needs it
>She says I'm just not doing enough
I just can't bring myself to leave, though. I just care about her too much and I'm hoping that once the holidays are over and the stress is over she'll treat me better like she's been promising. She's apologized twice for taking out her bad mood on me.

>>7450067
I'll stop spamming you guys with this drama. I just need an outlet for this that isn't friends/family. I feel like such a failure. Thanks for the help, though. I do appreciate it. I know I need to break it off. I know. I just can't bring myself to do it. Selfishly, at that.

>>7450067
She's a psycho, break up with her already. She's just going to keep doing this shit and making you feel awful. You sound like a nice girl, go find another nice girl.

>>7449928
What's there to feel sorry for?

>>7450067
Are you the anon with the abusive gf from the last thread? If so, please get yourself out of there.

tfw slept with a qt last night
tfw waking up to morning cuddles

>>7450346
Are you shitposting while in bed with an unconscious qt?

>>7450044
I think, in short, that a tomboy doesn't want to be girly while a butch also wants to be manly.
Like tomboys are loosely masculine because she'd rather be practical and not have hair get in the way, not deal with dresses where you have to watch how you sit, not worry about eating delicately so that lipstick doesn't smear, etc. A tomboy wants to be comfortable and be herself, which doesn't necessarily mean actively embracing masculinity or altogether rejecting traditional womanhood.
Just how I view it, idk I'm sure there's a better answer out there. Hope I explained it okay.

>>7450397
That sounds pretty on point desu. I'm actively not feminine, but I'd never consider myself butch.

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>>7449928
Yup, people watching this for """"lesbians"""" really got BTFO.

i'm lonely. what do i have to do to find a non-fat lesbian gf

>>7450067
I had a couple of relationships like that. Gtfo out of there. Find a nice girl. That one is manipulative as fuck.

>>7450476
Turn a fattie into a slim/muscular one and she'll love you forever. Then you'll have both a fit and loyal gf.

>>7450486
have you ever met a fattie? they'd rather die than stop eating an family size bag of cheetohs daily

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I went to a convent yesterday and as some other anon said it really was all geriatric ladies, half of them were already on a wheelchair. All of them were super nice though.

Somehow I did get to experience that Marimite-esque feeling when I saw pic related. If young nuns still existed I would join a convent asap.

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>>7449905
>Tomboy Appreciation
Fuck yes

>>7450476
Look through tinder? I've been using it for a couple of days and still haven't been able to find the courage to swipe right.

>>7450501
I'm pretty sure nuns can't have gfs

>>7450501
Yeah, I went to a convent school and the last of the nuns retired over the last few years. Glad you still enjoyed it though.

>>7450587
How do you meet qt dykes if you don't have a Facebook/can't Tindr?

>>7450602
We can be super special best friends if you know what I mean.

>>7450639
It's such a shame. Why must girls be fucking whores now, like deepthroating cock comes before God. Where are the twenty first century pure cuties at?

>>7450684
Uh. I do feel at pains to point out that diving for pearls isn't exactly conducive to entering a convent either.

>>7450716
Can't be worse than my current life to be honest, and if young girls actually joined I would be surrounded by cute nuns all day every day until the end of my life.

>>7449928
>>7450467
Pffft. Modern yurifags are such weaklings.

>>7450789
>wahh you're weak if you don't like muh dead lesbians and bait and switch yuri of 40 years ago!!!!1!

Why the fuck is there a lesbian general here when it's very clear that the posters in this general absolute detest the rest of the board and don't want to be here at all

There are so many other websites for lesbian discussion

>>7450811
>There are so many other websites for lesbian discussion
kek. Name one(1) that is not infested with trannies and SJWs.

>>7450811

Name one that isnt fucking sjw central.

>>7450789
I mean, I think they're dopes, but a lot of them seem so young.

>>7450811
We don't even hate the rest of the board desu. We just keep to ourselves mostly.

>>7450815
This board is also infested with trannies.

Hibishitters jumping into the Kuzu no Honkai baitrain next season.

>>7450833
Can I exchange my goggles for some blinkers and just block them out completely?

>>7450839
You should have your eyes removed if you fall for yuribait that easily.

>>7450850
I just meant the Hibishitters. Unfortunately it's been almost impossible to avoid them completely and it's not as if I've ever watched the show. I imagine there'll be a little of that with Kuzu too.

>>7450831
but you can say things like "I don't want to date a tranny" and mods won't ban you for being mean to trannies.

I don't hate the rest of the board either, I just don't want to date them. When are people going to realize that not wanting to date someone doesn't mean you hate them?

>>7450811
the rest of this board is 99% disgusting trannies who want lesbians to desire their hormone addled peen.

>>7450797
Hibikek is neither tho.

>>7450828
>but a lot of them seem so young.
True.

>>7450833
Hibikek and Kuzu no Honkai are pretty different animals.

>>7450892
Why are Hibishitters so butthurt and unable to accept the anime is plain bait?

>>7450883
I dunno. There seems to be a decent number of gay dudes too.

>>7450905
I don't really give a fuck what other people think, it's a good show. I don't know why anyone would go into the show expecting pure lesbian shenanigans, but calling it 'bait' is making retarded assumptions about authorial intent.

Even if you just take everything as it is in canon, it's an unusually excellent portrayal of a romantic friendship. If you ship them then why they fuck would you let some interest in men get in the way?

>>7450911
they know to stay in their own threads and ask how likely it is to get HIV if they have anonymous sex at a club, though.

>Cis Lesbian
Disgusting obese woman beating lihs.

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>>7450976
Tell me again about Kyoani's 'authorial intent'

>>7450999
>tfw no gf to beat
>tfw no gf to beat me
>tfw no gf to beat up other people together with

>>7451012
Yeah, I think assuming they included that kind of content for the express purpose of acquiring viewers is retarded.

>>7451034
And yet the only other example of a platonic red string of fate I could find was Free!, their fujobait.

I've reached another wall with masturbation. It's just not enough, no matter how many times I orgasm, it doesn't take away the need for another woman! It's killing me.

>>7451080
I'm in a similar situation. It just feels like a chore at this point. Half the time I can't even get into it. I need a gf.

>>7451031
Tfw I realize we both want the same things
Nevermind I love lesbians now

>>7451043
Though those bishie fucks don't have female interests because KyoAnus knew their audience.

What they did with Hibikek was take a nice story and rip it apart with yuri to attract moeshitters but left the male love interests because they still are important to the story. I have nothing against the original Hibike story but what KyoAnus did is fucking atrocious. At least the visual direction is good which works for their main audience (niwaka.)

>>7450067
Ahhh, reminds me of my ex. Seriously, does someone who makes you feel worse when you're upset, and prioritises making sure you know it's your fault, instead of comforting you, does she sound like a good person? Getting real sick of your shit anon, stop cucking yourself and ditch her!

>>7450497
It's a fattie wishing someone would save her. Urgh, the thought of cajoling someone into living my lifestyle makes me feel sick

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I've been calling myself a trans man for a while now, but I haven't medically or physically transitioned and I feel like I won't be a real man anyway. I feel like calling myself a lesbian again and trying to be a girl again. Has anyone else here been there?

>>7451272
Yeah somewhat during puberty but fortunately enough I grew out of it within 2 years or so.

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>>7451262
this.

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>>7451296
One of my friends keeps trying to get me to save his round gf.

I brought this on myself, he doesn't see the point in strength training quote "unless you want to beat people up" and I was lecturing him about how pathetic it is how many people can't squat down and then stand back up again unweighted. Cue his gf coming downstairs and squatting down to get something, and having to get onto all fours and then use a table to haul herself up

>>7451331
>Cue his gf coming downstairs and squatting down to get something, and having to get onto all fours and then use a table to haul herself up
Lel. Fatties are always good for comic relief

>>7450067
Be kind to yourself and leave her.

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>be tomboy
>nobody likes me irl

>>7450397
What is 'manly', though?

>>7450497
kind of off topic, but i used to live with a fatty lesbian, and she didn't even eat like that. i made our meals, we ate together and spent all our time together, and we also went grocery shopping together, so i knew what she was eating. so i'm not actually sure why she's so fat. she was probably a bit more active than me, too, since i'm sedentary af. any ideas?

>>7451364
Tomboys are hot

t. Gay guy

>>7451395
Depends.
Like, personally, I was fat af as a kid, and there was a pretty long stretch of time where I wasn't eating all that shitty or too much, but it was enough to maintain the weight I had gained when I was a little kid. Had to eat less than that to actually loose it. Maybe she was tubby from the get-go and she isn't eating at a big enough deficit for her body tor reflect her current diet.

More likely, though, she's drinking her calories somewhere that you're not realizing. How much water this bitch drink?

>>7450067
>>7451250
tfw this reminds me of me
;_;

>>7451402
I don't know if that's better or worse than hearing a straight man likes me

>>7451395
either you're a ham who thinks she's not fat, or she was sneaking food more than you thought. (getting donuts on the way to work, drinking beetus juice)

>>7451435
This. Unless she's shorter than you, she was eating when you weren't looking

>>7451416
i know she used to drink a lot of diet soda, but even though it's probably bad for you, it's 0 kcals, and she stopped anyway.
>Maybe she was tubby from the get-go and she isn't eating at a big enough deficit for her body tor reflect her current diet.
i think that might be it, she's been fat for the better part of her life. she ate about as much as me when we lived together, and my bmi is <20. she has pcos or something I think so that might be why it's not enough to lose?

>>7451456
>she has pcos or something
lmao
every fatty has some "it's genetics" excuse.

Those translated YagaKimi extras killed me. I really, really hope Citrus and NTR don't kill the chance of YagaKimi getting anime.

>>7451547
go to /u/ stupid weeb

>>7451435
>>7451454
don't think that's possible. and i'm about 55kg.

>>7451533
are you saying pcos don't real?

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>>7451564
No

>>7451572
>are you saying pcos don't real?
i'm saying every fatty has it and/or whatever thyroid condition they can google to explain why it takes them longer than a month to lose the weight they've stacked on for years

>>7451587
doctors are a thing that exist

>>7451592
Nonsense.
Fatties gonna fat.

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>>7451592
if your grease golem roomie went to a doctor why didn't they prescribe her something to offset her "conditiun". oh right because it's imaginary and she's just a typical lazy ham

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>>7451429
The issue is when things are good, they're really good. But it's also the same for the other side.

>"So?"
>"I don't know. I don't know anything."
>"That makes two of us."
>"I mean-- All I do know is that I love you and I don't want to lose you."
>"Well you know two things I don't, then."

Shit like that. She just has zero empathy toward anyone or anything.

>"You have nothing to worry about with my ex, but there are still feelings there."

>Only know her father and sister because I knew them prior to meeting her

The whole thing just makes me feel like I'm horribly inadequate for any sort of relationship. I feel like I'm giving it my all but it just isn't good enough. I literally don't know if it's me or not that's the issue. I always feel like I'm holding on by this thread that can be cut at any moment by her-- but it's just something I can't reach.

But it can be so good. The good times are what really keeps me staying here and hoping that maybe the first holiday without her grandma is what's causing all of this. She keeps telling me she appreciates that I'm sticking around and helping her through all this and that not a lot of people would do that... And then turns around to tell me that she somehow isn't happy with me, but can't tell me why. "I'm just worried I'm falling out of love with you, but it might just be a bad day for me in general." It's confusing. I'm mentally and emotionally exhausted from it and yet I'm staying because I have this stupid notion that maybe after Christmas she'll perk back up again and we'll be like we were and she'll treat me well. Then again in her own words: "I won't treat you great, but I'll definitely treat you better."

Therein lies the new problem:

"Treat you better, but not great." Shouldn't the whole premise of being in a relationship mean you want to treat that person great? I know that's all I want for her. I want her to be happy. I sacrifice a lot to try and make that a possibility.

>>7451429
Are you the cuck or the cruel waste of space in this situation?

>>7451572
She didn't leave the house without you? Shit you need to get her to a lab so they can study her, do you know how much a free energy machine is worth??

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>>7451606
not sure that's how that works. do you even know what pcos is? and are you really saying her doctor lied to her?

>>7451621
i'm saying she lied to you, because she's a typical fatty who gives up the second it's told not to eat like an animal

>>7451626
i was there you retard

>>7451627
Oh, yeah i was a navy seal, so there

>>7451627
twist is this is the fatass "friend"

>>7451611
You need to get the fuck out, dude. It doesn't matter if she says shit that gets your hopes up. The fact is that she treats you like shit, and you're fucking miserable. It's not going to get better, and even if it did, why would you want to be with someone who has ever been okay with treating you like trash?

>>7451611
I feel like I'm talking to me in the past.
What happened to me is exactly this kind of shit, she never demonstrated empathy, she even tries to chat now sometimes and I say that I don't think she can be a good friend, and she's like "I don't want to be a good friend I just want a casual conversation why do you have to be so serious".

In my experience she will do what she is doing, she will wear you out until you're so exhausted you can't even try to be there emotionally for her and then she will dump you because "it's not fun for me being around someone so miserable"

Please anon don't get yourself in this situation that I did, it took so long to emotionally recover from that wizened up shell of a human.

>>7451643
You can have good times with someone else.
With someone this selfish I promise the good times are only good because they're better than the shit times. Anyone can seem okay when you're having fun, it's how the hard times are that matter. You should be pulling each other up, it's more like she's trying to fucking drown you

>>7451647
Same person, moreover, her grandma dying isn't going to be the only excuse she has to be a fucking cunt. People dying/ being ill, arguments with friends, stress at work, accidents, illness. All of these happen with regularity and all of them will be a great excuse to treat you how she is now.

She isn't going to act different because what's she's doing now is working great for her! She's getting away with it. The only way to win is not to play.

>>7450976
I for one, went into it completely blind. I didn't watch it for the yuri. I just saw the build up and then the bs they pulled right after it. Needless to say, I stopped watching it and didn't watch the S2 either. I actually wish that they just didn't put yuri in it in the first place. Why bait it with yuri? It's already good on its own. But noooooo.

Yuri shekels is where it's at. Apparently. And NTRing yuri. Yep. I mad.

>>7451706
You can't reason with Hibifaggots, they will deny it was bait all along because they are delusional fucks who think friends are also lesbians with each other even after being confirmed heterosexual in the somewhat twisted adaptatation.

Can't wait for next season to see them fight that Hanabi is a lesbian because she let Sanae sleep with her and that Sanae will get a totally not het end in the manga.

>>7451031
>tfw could probably beat and be beaten by gf
>tfw too much of a baby to live out that fetish

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Left or right?

>>7451928
Neither of those over-processed whores.

>>7451928
redhead looks like a tranny

My crush got a boyfriend and now I'm acting really cold and distant towards her and I can't help it lmao

>>7452004
Good. She missed out on having a girl lick her vag. She should suffer.

>>7450397
I basically agree, except for:

>A tomboy wants to be comfortable and be herself, which doesn't necessarily mean actively embracing masculinity or altogether rejecting traditional womanhood.

Butches want to be comfortable and be themselves too, they just happen to be genuinely masculine instead of nowhere on the gender spectrum. Lots of people think butches are putting up a front or an act when they're not, that level of masculinity is just was feels natural and normal and anything else feels genuinely distressing and unnatural.

There are also lots of genuinely butch people that get called "tomboy" and "andro" if they're hot and /fit/, because people think of butch as an insult and just to not use it positively. It doesn't matter if you're full lumberjack mode with timbs if you're skinny, people will refuse to acknowledge you as butch and will call you genderqueer or whatever.

t. butch dyke/in denial ftm

>>7450501
Nuns are genuinely some of the sweetest and happiest old ladies. I spent a couple weeks living in a convent as a prospective Postulant back before I realized how homo I was. There are specific orders that have young members but you have to go looking for them. Dominican Sisters of Mary Mother of the Eucharist and Poor Clare Nuns of Perpetual Adoration are the two orders I remember having a lot of growth. The more traditional orders have younger people generally.

Don't do it if you're actually homo though. You'll fall in love with one of them and it'll be torture for all involved.

>>7451043
I'm saying you're attributing too much malicious motivation to the inclusion of such things.

>>7451151
Because I'm sure you've read the originals right?

>>7451706
Y'all are militant as hell.

>>7451735
I legit do not care whether they're gay or not. The show is one of the best portrayals of adolescent female intimacy I've seen, and that's what matters to me.

>>7450537
this is the best really

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don't mind me, just having a little panic attack so i'm going to post a bunch of girls who make music whom I have a crush on

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Misspelled file name, but whatever.

>>7452297
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>>7452316
those are some qt grills

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Two more, including this one.

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i wanna do this thing too

I want to shoot myself.

I hate Christmas and I feel like shit. It doesn't feel like it's Christmas at all.

I finally felt like I started to like Christmas again, but this year sucks. Can't even spend it with my gf. Kill me.

>>7452375
But you have a gf.

>>7452375
anon,this year is almost over,and i bet your gf wants to spend time with you too

>>7452375
>have a gf

sympathy gone

>>7451928
Both look like shit.
I may be biased in terms of looks since I only like girls that resemble Stefanie Joosten.

>>7452322
<<<333

>>7452375
In an unfortunate turn of events, my mother realized I still exist and is now forcing me to visit her on the 26th.
I'm absolutely not in the mood to pay for the overpriced tickets, ride a train for several hours, carrying food with me since the stores are closed and I couldn't buy anything, just to talk for a while. I just want to stay at home, play vidya, and maybe get my qt to visit me and give me post-Christmas cuddles.

>>7449905
>>Tfw feminine looking, long hair, small, skinny, dress averagely girly
>>If I'm going out, light makeup, dress or sexy looking black top.

>>Tfw total tomboy attitude, sits masculine, talk masculine, work a mans job, always everyone's emotional rock and repairman and helper.
I'll never find a gf cute feminine gf.

>>7452773
Why not?
You sound fucking perfect

>>7452777
I live in a small town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I tried looking on dating sites but JFC nothing but scary obese bulldykes and women looking to add to their FFM threesomes.

>>7452773
You sound Asian.

>>7452755
Whine whine people love me whine

>>7452882
>people love me

I haven't talked to my mother in years and knowing her, she will just ask me for money again.

>>7452829
I actually look somewhat asian. My eyes and face. Whenever I go to curtain asian restaurants owned by asians they always ask me if I'm half asian and give me free shit.

my gf wants me to send her a giant box full of different candy from my country, but I'm too embarrassed to go buy all of it.

I'll probably look insane. Wat do?

>>7451621
PCOS does not cause someone to get fat (unless they get a cyst that's in the 7+ lbs range). It's true that some of the hormonal symptoms (and treatments) make it harder to lose weight, but it equates to needing an extra 30 minutes of exercise a day.

>>7452913
Have you tried telling her you don't have the money for a ticket? That should solve the travel expectations + inclination to ask you for money.

>>7453107
Buy it from different shops, piecemeal.
Duh

Also send me some too

>>7453072
pls b in dondon

>>7453209
Nope. 'Murica. I wouldn't mind going to London though anon!

>>7453107
Why would you look insane buying them all? Who the fuck cares? Go buy a bunch and send it to her.

Got so bored at home I joined tumblr

Looking for hockey blogs to follow

Just teenage girls fawning over players

ffs tumblr

Also, any les blogs to follow that aren't sjw cesspits?

>>7451928
Either one. Muscle girls are the best.

>>7452029
Preach!

>>7452077
>The show is one of the best portrayals of adolescent female intimacy I've seen
KEK, it's fucking artificial.

>>7453548
I'm sorry you were deprived of close female friendship as a teen.

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>>7453592
D-d-delet this.

>>7453445
I think it's pretty much sjw or radfems. You joined about 5 years too late for fun, sorry friend.

>>7453647
Damn, I guess I'll have to read a book or something

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>>7453601
kek

>>7453664
>that manga
Are you doing this on purpose? Hibishitters are pure evil.

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>>7452366
Damn these are some qts.

Should I get drunk today or save it for Christmas Eve, to better wallow in self-pity?

>>7453831
>save it
What the fuck are you, 19?

>>7453831
Just keep drinking until January

>>7453831
yes save your virginity for christmas eve. Jesus wants some

>>7453831
You cant just keep drinking?

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>>7453775
>Are you doing this on purpose?
I'm just a natural.

>>7453876
>>7453938
B-But my poor liver.

>>7453911
The end of the year might not be so bad, I still have hopes I can meet my crush after Christmas.

>>7453916
Too late.

>>7453989
If I ever see you irl I will beat the shit out of you. I already know where you live.

>>7452773
Yes you will, I did.

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>>7453994
I bet I can take you <3

>>7453992
C'mon, you'll be fine

>>7453831
Invite me over for Christmas cuddles and food play

>>7450684
>Where are the twenty first century pure cuties at?
Does it count if I'm a virgin but mostly not by choice

>>7454020
Can't you guy just make up and be super friends?

>>7454020
How tall are you? If you're much taller than me then maybe.

>>7454116
Well I try but I absolutely can't stand she likes Hibikek.

>>7450788
>I would be surrounded by cute nuns all day every day until the end of my life.

No, you would end up giving in and fucking a qt nun behind the tills and get eventually caught and expelled and then there would be no more cute nuns for you, unless the one you fucked left as well to become your qt ex-nun waifu.

>>7454052
A-Alright then.

>>7454095
You can come over any time Anon, I'll prepare excellent rice and beans and wear my Christmas socks for you.

Why can I not find tall cute tomboys that aren't insane?

Talked to one on okc, 5"11, cute, "transmasculine" with gender neutral pronouns. Whut.

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SOMEONE IS FUCKING STEALING MONEY FROM MY GOD DAMN BANK ACCOUNT

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>>7454116
I'm not willing to give up my heretical love for hibikek and other such things.

>>7454129
Only 5'4" but I still think I could take you.

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>>7454152
>reading this after I just used an old PayPal account that still accidentally linked to my parent's bank account

I-is that you Mom?

>>7453992
>B-But my poor liver.
Shaddap, piss baby. How are you ever going to meet a qt donor and be together for ever because you share a liver if you don't drink this one away first?

>>7454149
>she's cooking for me
Okay, you're already my girlfriend.
Where do you live?

>>7454220
By donating my liver to another qt who has undergone the struggle?

>>7454236
Germany, so you'd have to make sure Austrianon agrees to a threeway.

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>>7453445
You can follow me if you want. I just post art and architecture, though. Nothing queer.

http://poemstoremember.tumblr.com/

>>7454175
Well are you fat? Or are you just strong? Do you lift?

>>7454151
I'm not insane anon, but I'm only 165cm tall
And I have long hair

So currently there is a thread up asking why most cis gay men aren't attracted to transmen, even those ones who pass.

So I wondered also what are the reasons, from your viewpoint, as to why the majority cis lesbians aren't attracted to transwomen who pass??

I'm not complaining about it by the way, I'm a straight dick loving transwoman who thinks most """transbians""" are creepy.
I just wanted to hear it from your position.

>>7454378
It's possible I fancy lots of transwomen, but never know it because they pass

But it's easier for transmen to pass than transwomen, and those who don't have that awkward kinda creepy male presence

>>7454378
because most of them don't pass.

>>7454378
>aren't attracted to transwomen who pass

Idk, man, I just haven't really seen any adult tw who do pass.
I'm also pretty turned off by dick and the idea of inverted dick.

I can't help but stereotype transbians as creepy too but I'm sure they can't be /all/ 4chan weeb types.

>>7454423
oh and to add to this, i'd say 95% don't pass, and yet 95% think they pass.

>>7454378
I am over this argument, if I'm attracted to someone I am attracted to them, end of story. I'm not gonna have a hissy fit if the girl I started dating a few weeks ago breaks down crying and tells me about her dick, I honestly don't care that much about sex and she can still eat me out.

>>7454432
tranny spotted

>>7454378
Dick and inverted dick is a turn off, and a lot don't pass or still act like creepy men or caricatures of what they think women are like.

>>7454378
I mean it's kinda a toupée fallacy for a cis lesbian to say that they are not physically attracted to passing transwomen. It assumes that all trans people are immediately identifiable as trans, which is not true (however, the vast majority probably are imo). I generally do not find non-passing trans women attractive, but it is likely that I have seen a passing transwoman somewhere and thought she was both cis and attractive. At that point, the only physical limitation that person would have is a penis or a gross fake vagina.

I think it is totally possible, however, to find all "transbians" intellectually unappealing. I have met a lot of trans people of all kinds, and the "transbians" I have encountered have consistently been batshit insane. They have all been very self-centered, delusional, and have bizarre politics; I think three of the four whom I've met in person were straight up tankies. I don't subscribe to the idea that trans lesbians are failed men trying to covertly coerce queer women into having sex with them, because it's very emotionally, financially, and physically costly to transition. However, there is something unsettling to me about straight men "turning" queer as they transition. It's probably internalized transmisogyny, but whatever.

>>7454453
Meh, I didn't say that I would literally date any tranny, obviously if they don't pass or they have a creepy personality, I won't be attracted to them and I won't approach them, and hopefully they won't approach me. Call me shallow or biscum or whatever you want, I'm just saying that attraction is most important to me.

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>>7454505
>>7454505
>At that point, the only physical limitation that person would have is a penis or a gross fake vagina.

This plus the voice. I find women's voices really sexy and it's harder to find a trans person whose voice passes (and isn't a caricature of some ditzy youtube makeup guru) than to find one who physically passes otherwise.

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>>7454477
>caricatures of what they think women are like.
yeah this is what gets me about online trannies. they see these fake-ass account for sexy real girls and think that's what girls act like in real life. cue '~teehee i'm cute' tumblr posts

>>7454378
I honestly wouldn't know what to do with one sexually. Touch her penis? Gross. Touch her fake vagina wound? Gross. Touch her butthole? Gross. She could eat me out but I imagine she'd want me to reciprocate somehow and I doubt I could do it. Maybe if I really loved her I could get past it, I dunno.

>>7454549
oh yea they would have those gross brown sea-creature looking male assholes instead of cute pink female ones. thanks for one more reason to hate them

>>7454549
This. I don't think I would mind dating a Transwoman to much, but I think our sex life would be pretty much non-existent. I prefer eating out a qt than getting eaten out anyway, so even that couldn't be a constant occurance between us.

Once again, I'm horny af and want to look at lesbian porn that isn't made for men. I want to fap/schlick it to softcore lesdom porn, a girl pounded by another girl with a strapon, pinned against a wall. Why.

>>7454605
yea desu strapon stuff is usually the only thing that seems somewhat like ""real"" lesbian sex. all the soft heavy petting in bright lights on a couch screaming "OH. OH. OHHHH!" is so unappealing to me.

i just read erotica though. then i can imagine it with somewhat accuracy.

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>>7454349
Not fat and don't lift, but I'm pretty sure I could take a hikki NEET.

>>7454671
>soft heavy petting in bright lights on a couch
God I hate that. HATE

Hate strap-on stuff too though, toys look so goofy. Where is my passionate and natural sex? Huh, porn industry? Where are the grils like me who whimper at the lightest touch and tremble throughout and take a while to fully give into the pleasure but when they finally do they look like they're in heaven and then the camera just rests for like 30 min afterward to show how the woman has become a weak lump of human jelly

>>7454723
>Where are the grils like me who whimper at the lightest touch

Japan

I wish I was dead, I'm too big of a pussy to kill myself though.

I had a girl who agreed to strangle me when I was like 16 and she put me in a choke hold until I passed out but then she got scared and was trying to do CPR to me when I came to.

Would a qt who can cook be more attractive to you, /lesgen/?
What kind of dishes would she have to cook to be able to impress you?

>>7455016
probably not. honestly singing would make me pretty wet.

>>7455016
Id love a girl who can cook anon!
I can cook big dinners fairly well.
>>What kind of dishes would she have to cook to be able to impress you?
I'm simple, I don't need a lot of sweets, but they're a bonus as a random surprise. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of person. As long as she can make some hearty meals like a meat with a healthy side dish then Id be happy with it. Or packed awesome snacks when we went places-- that would be a super bonus. Honestly, if I knew she was making effort in general then that would make me supper happy. I'm skinny as fuck but I love food. A way to my heart is definitely through my stomach.

>>7454955
Why do you want to die?

>>7455016
Yup, but primarily because I dislike cooking and avoid it. I figure relying on someone else to feed me would be a turn-off for her. Though I enjoy cooking more when there's someone to chat to during the boring bits, so maybe it would be a positive feedback loop?

>>7454184
Yes. Now get washed up and come downstairs for dinner, young lady.

>>7454477
This.

>>7455274
>downstars

You severely underestimate my mother's income.

>>7455298
Overestimate. Thanks autocorrect and lack of sleep.

>>7455298
Maybe she keeps you in the attic with the rest of the junk

>>7455332
You think she got a secret house and another secret bank account somewhere?

>>7455337
This criminal isn't even living it up. Like, they spent forty bucks at fucking Panera Bread; fucking hipster

>>7455337
>>7455337

I have a best friend who actually has millions stashed away in a private account and I'm the only one who knows about it besides his mother.
>>He never touches it and acts like it doesn't exist and will only touch it when his mother gets too old to work and wants to give her a comfortable lifestyle.
>>He still has a full time job and paid for his own college himself ect.
>>He drives a normal car and has a normal house.
>>It's like having the motherlode cheat available on the Sims, if he ever wanted to use it.
>>We went on vacation together once with some of it and had a ton of fun!
>>He said he'll never tell his wife about it of he ever gets married and make her sign a prenup.
>>I told him when we get old he should buy a cottage by the sea that we can use as a getaway from our families for a few days that nobody knows about it and have a mini bar in it and drink world class alcohol and bitch about our lives in.
>>He said he'll do it.
>>Asked him if he'll give his children his money when he dies if he ever has kids.
>>He laughed and said "No, those bastards can earn it themselves."
>>"Before I die, if we're both still alive and not drooling vegetables, or even if we are-- we should go buy a ton of cocaine and hookers in Vegas and then go around the world on a ridiculous bender and waste it all together."
You'd be surprised at how much a person has or doesn't have. Even if I was super rich I wouldn't act or look like it.

>>7455482
How'd he get the money?

>>7454676
Well I wouldn't mind if I get rekt by you as long as we can have hatesex afterward.

>>7454955
Spend a week in my bed and I'll change your mind, cutie.

>>7455497
His grandfather was smart as fuck and invested half of his earnings in a medical stocks that skyrocketed. And since his dad and then grandfather died back to back while we were still in school, he inherited it all and his mother gave it to him when he turned old enough. Up until then, and even now he's lived a normal humble life since he was never spoiled and money hasn't changed him in the slightest. He didn't even know his grandpa was secretly rich as fuck.

>>7455526
If he weren't a douchebag, he'd give some to me

>>7455526
>is an inheritance baby himself
>won't use any of the money to support his children after he's dead

He'd better at least support a charity, that motherfucker

>>7455546
He does donate actually! To the Shriners that take part in children's hospitals and secretly donates huge amounts to make a wish foundations and Toys for Tots, like gives presents and pays bills for families in need during the holidays. One year he donated to an animal shelter and helped find a lot of animals homes.
He doesn't even like touching his money unless he has to, and works regularly like the rest of us. He wants his kids to not be spoiled and materialistic, but to be hard working and self sufficient since he's a hard worker himself. I'm sure if his kid or wife was dying or truely struggling he'd dish out the money for them of course.

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Should it be legal for people to buy, sell, and own asian qt gf's?

>>7455596
No, I want my qt Asian gf to truly like me.

>>7455596
Only if the asian qts consent to being owned property. Like I would.

>>7455596
They're not as cute and cuddly irl as they seem in mangas and animus my friend. They're fucking nightmares to deal with.
>>Overly attached or uncarring and bipolar as fuck
>>Always want their SO to pay for EVERYTHING
>>Complain constantly about drama
They basically want someone to take care of them while they do nothing and act passive aggressive towards you. I'm not even joking. Dating an asian raised in Western/European cultures is different though. But dating asians from or in Asia, no thanks.

>>7455625
Maybe stop dating Asian bisluts or confused straight whores.

>>7455629
It's a problem with Asians and Asian culture, not the bishits in general.

>>7455629
Maybe don't assume id waste my time with one? I wouldn't date a bislut.
I dated a Japanese girl for a few years and she was alright having had been raised bouncing back and forth between Japan and the US. But she told me other girls back in Japan were absolute nightmares to date. When I went over with her, we saw firsthand how awful most of those girls were when I met some of her lesbian friends. Being gay/lesbain is pretty hush-hush over there and most people find it disgusting and disgraceful and shun them for it. We talked to one guy and a women who were gay and they both said when they told their families they disowned them and threatened to kill them. It's pretty sad..

>>7454549
>Touch her penis? Gross. Touch her fake vagina wound? Gross. Touch her butthole? Gross.
been chuckling at this for a solid minute

>>7455596
The word here is gf and not prostitutes. That being said I'd love to date another asian, especially if they resisted being cucked by their parents.

>>7455664
Ouch. Did your gf's parents know about her orientation?

I'm going to guess the lgbt bar/club scene there is extremely stunted too.

Bored. Signed up to Pottermore for fun. Got sorted into Slytherin.

I went into the site thinking "lol silly fun surveys" but I am actually angry about this.

>>7455761
Adults who like Harry Potter are fucking lame, desu

>>7455770
Oh silly anon, I'm posting on 4chan on the Friday night before Christmas eve. I'm fully aware that I'm lame.

>>7455625
You just described the average straight girl from all races. Are you sure you weren't dating a straight girl trying to piss off her parents by pretending to be gay?

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>>7455783
I know, I'm here too
But to be fair, we're not doing Christmas this year, and I have to work literally the entire time we're open tomorrow.

I'm writing down the address of every house that stiffs me on tips tomorrow and burning them all the fuck down Christmas morning.

>>7455864
>houses
>tips
just what the fuck do you do for work?

>>7455813
>You just described the average straight girl from all races
so true it hurts. the ones that ditch the bipolar thing tend to have comically cliche daddy issues, too

>>7455890
Have you never ordered a pizza in your life, or seen someone order a pizza on television?

>>7455901
i never tip pizza deliveries. that and tipping taxis pisses me off.

>>7455912
>i never tip pizza deliveries.
No excuse for being a cunt, if you're in the United States.

>>7455912
I always tip taxis because I generally only use them when I'm too drunk and forget I could actually use all that loose change. Pizza usually depends on whether I pay by card or not.

>>7455932
Again, if you live in the United States, there is absolutely no excuse.
Go get it yourself.

Few jobs are pay-to-work. Even waitresses just come in. Doesn't help me that, in two weeks, I may get some money paid to me if I make less than minimum, based on some idea of what I should have made, if I need cash to get gas to bring your lazy fucking ass food.

>>7455926
you guys get paid a full wage. only thing i tip is my hairdresser, waiters, and the chinese place nearby because they don't just thaw out frozen discs like pizza places.

>>7455932
To add; you're taking all of the advantages of a system without paying your share.
1) Food prices are lower for YOU because they get to pay me LESS (I make $4/hr on the road)
Either pay your share, or be comfortable with a large pizza that costs $15.
2) The tip is quality insurance for you. Company holds have my rightful pay hostage until I get the pizza to you, where you pay me upon completion of my tax.
Either pay your share, or have be comfortable with someone possibly molesting your pizza.

>>7455939
>if you live in the United States
I don't though, so chill.

>>7455946
>you guys get paid a full wage.
No, I do not. $4/hr for anything is bullshit.

>only thing i tip is my hairdresser
Who are actually paid minimum?

>waiters
Woah, woah, woah. See >>7455939
What's the difference? Waiters don't risk being raped by coming to your shithole without a house number in the middle of the night because your little tum tum rumbled and you couldn't roll your ass outta bed to get it yourself.

>and the chinese place nearby because they don't just thaw out frozen discs like pizza places.
1) Not all places like that. Only Pizza Hut is like that, even the other big chains don't freeze discs.
2) What does the store people, who make minimum wage, have to do with me?

>>7455513
How are you supposed to convince me that hibikek is bad then??

>>7455901
>pizza delivery girl

Oh, I'll "tip" you, anon.

Wanna post your uniform?

>>7455978
I won't, you're beyond salvation and I love you that way even if it makes me angry.

>>7455979
Dear lord, now I want to draw pizza delivery girl lesbian porn...

thanks

>>7455979
Did at one point.
But you know what's bullshit? Young women, straight or gay, never fucking order pizza. The only time I ever see anyone remotely attractive has a front room strewn with childrens' toys and a screaming brat echoing from within.

Without fail, every week on the low end, I will get a fucking man, shirtless, in boxer shorts.
Worse so, I get a ton of men who answer the door in fucking boxer briefs, so they're sure to cling to their balls.

>>7455989
Do it. Then post it.

>>7455991
I order pizza. Rarely get female deliverers though.

The next time I get a cute girl, I'll give her a $10 tip in your honor. $20 if you post your uniform again.

>>7455953
>To add; you're taking all of the advantages of a system without paying your share.
I don't understand this though. Why doesn't the place that employs you just pay you? How much does the large pizza cost in the first place? A large pizza here would run me at least €18 and I'd probably be looking at a delivery charge on top of that, depending on where it was from.

>>7455970
>No, I do not. $4/hr for anything is bullshit.
you get paid 4$hr?

>Who are actually paid minimum?
it costs me about 50$ for a haircut and supposedly she gets 80%, so... i don't go to shitholes like supercuts.

>>7456002
>Rarely get female deliverers though.
Honestly, it's because the potential for danger is so fucking high. I've kinda forgotten because I've moved to a bunch better delivery area, but people know you're driving around with at least SOME money, and all they have to do is follow you or order a pizza to any location to get you.

When I worked at my old place, the addressed turned out to be a liquor store. And when I called them, they were 'Yeah, you see dat black Mazda over dare, we inside'. I was like, mother fucker, I'm going to need you to step out of that car before I even walk anywhere near you. Blacklisted the number at the store, too.

>$20 if you post your uniform again.
Senpai, you've seen a Papa Johns uniform before, I trust

>>7456005
>Why doesn't the place that employs you just pay you?
Hi, are you retarded? See >>7455970
It benefits you, and by way of you the store, to do this to me. They will never change unless people like you do something about it being ridiculous, rather than telling the store you agree with their methods by giving the store money.
Welcome to capitalism.

>>7456015
Yes

>it costs me about 50$ for a haircut and supposedly she gets 80%
Do they get an hourly wage?

>>7456032
Well, why hasn't anyone done anything about it? Why does America have such an entrenched opposition to low paid people getting paid a living wage?

>>7456023
>Senpai, you've seen a Papa Johns uniform before, I trust

Hardly. I haven't ordered anything from them in about two years because I don't like their pizza. And the last time I did, there probably wasn't a cute girl in the uniform.

Also yeah, I've heard some horror stories like that.

>>7456032
Incidentally
>It benefits you
not really, since I'm not American, as I pointed out. I would make it a habit to tip if service people were relying on that money to live off of, but thankfully they aren't here and I'm also reluctant to encourage that culture so the government could take advantage of it. The hotel industry has already completely exploited temporary tax measures that were put in place and now look as if they'll never be rescinded.

>>7456040
because if you're poor, it's your fault, because you didn't follow the american dream of hard work=more money. this mindset works great for big corporations to gyp you out of basic wages.

>>7455016
Hell yes. I'm always the one who cooks, and I'm sick of doing it because I know whatever they make will be shit. People who can't cook seem like children to me. How can you do something e'ry day for years and still be bad at it??

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Have you ever tried anal, lesgen?

>>7456231
Is....is she shitting? Am I seeing this right?

>>7456002
>The next time I get a cute girl, I'll give her a $10 tip

No no no. After casually commenting that it's a sexy uniform, say you think you left your wallet at work, and then say...

"If only there was some other way I could pay you, something we could both agree on..."

Optional add-ons:

"...I know it sounds like a bad idea. [walk closer] The more I think about it, the worse it gets... and I've been thinking about it a LONG time...."

"... I only want us to be able to walk away from this fully satisfied..."

"... I'm not even sure it's pizza I want to eat tonight now anyway..."

"... I know you're worried that I'm ripping you off, but if you behave like a good girl, I won't rip anything, and by the time we're done you'll feel repaid multiple times over."

>>7456342
I'm pretty sure that's puffy vulva, at least that's what I hope.

>>7456344

btw feel free to post your own pizza-girl-seduction-lines.

>>7456344
I'd just tip her $15 and tell her "I know how hard your job must be sometimes, if you ever need to relax...you know my address."

>>7456040
Because the people who are exploited don't have a lot of ground to stand on, you fucking retard?

>>7456082
That's fine, then.

>>7456097
Yes, girl. Agreed.

>>7456129
They as well be literally children if they can't do a basic life-sustaining task like cooking.
You want me to do your fucking laundry too?

>>7456344
I would 100% take this offer. Actually fantasize about it a lot. This is the only scenario in which it's fine not to tip me.

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>>7456344
>sexually harrassing your delivery driver

this is a bad idea.
life is not a porno movie.

>>7456526
Shhh.
The power structure isn't behind women at large and lesbians get to play from a different rule book because we haven't ruined everything like straight men have.

>>7455986
Well that's actually kind of sweet.

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>>7456536

>>7456344
Wew more porn fodder. I would be too frightened to ever use any pickup lines and the girl would probably be straight, but can't deny that there's an allure to them.

Are imgur links to NSFW stuff allowed to be posted on this board? I know I can't post it directly on here but other blue boards have had links offsite for porn with no issue.

>>7456574
I tiny aspect of me if serious about this

>>7456577
> the girl would probably be straight
Honestly, not is she's a delivery driver. It's a dyke job.

>>7456577
Yeah,you can post links to porn here. Just not actual porn with genitalia or female titties

>>7456577
>Are imgur links to NSFW stuff allowed to be posted on this board?

yes

>>7456526
I wouldn't sexually harass her, anon, just slip my phone number in with her tip.

>>7456526
>sexually harrassing
>>7456577
>the girl would probably be straight

When you give line #2, you close the distance slightly. If she either stays transfixed or acts shy, continue the play; if she looks weirded out or you are unsure, give a smile and a wink and let it break into mutual laughter.

This is the one advantage of homosexuality in attempting blind seduction -- that you have the "it was just an innocent attempt at comedy" failsafe.

That said:
>>7456518
>I would 100% take this offer.

Use good judgement and practice safe sex. You can zero-wipe your browser history, but not herpes.

>>7456497
>"I know how hard your job must be sometimes, if you ever need to relax...you know my address."

"If you ever need to relax with something softer..." - ftfy. If you think that's too explicit a come-on, then you're naive about how explicit your original line was. Might as well give it a little more zing.


Final tip: the seduction line realistically won't get you laid then and there -- life indeed is not a porno -- but it's a great way to say "I'm fun and witty and sexy," so have your business card or just a nicely written phone number ready to hand her if she just stutters, flustered, for a few moments, then collects her wits and then asks again to pay (upon which you do so, and tip nicely, and say "let's do this again sometime, say Tuesday around lunch", handing her the card/number)

>>7456377
could literally just be a toy she put in there or something, or one of those thingies, i forget the name, you turn it on remotely and it vibrates, commonly seen in hentai and whatnot

>>7456650
This is making me so fucking sad knowing it's just gonna be a parade of dudes answering the door all day tomorrow.

>>7456591
>tfw you legitimately had no clue but then the obviousness of it hits you
>this is why I'm single
>>7456611
Alright. I'm >>7455989 though I only did a rather shitty scribble so far since it's about 2:00 am right now. The final version will look a lot better.

http://imgur.com/a/7oIXg

>>7456650
My sister.

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>>7456679
>http://imgur.com/a/7oIXg

>>7456678
Steel your nerves. Your time may come.

>>7456679
That is a masterwork, anon. You deserve a spot at the MoMA.

>>7456678
I wish me and my gf lived in your area, we only ever get vaguely angry looking dudes when we order pizza.

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>>7456551
Now that I've won your heart will you let me fog next year? If I don't get sent to jail by hiding loli inside my ass of course.

>>7457349
You're going to be on the wrong side of the country for that, sis.
>that pic
delet immediately

>>7456518
Pizzanon, are you always angry?

>>7457510
That can be fixed though.

>delet
I thought you liked Hibikek?

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Do other girls really masturbate regularly in the shower?
Seems pretty wasteful.

>>7457826
why is it wasteful ?

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>>7457881
I meant masturbating with the water stream from the shower head.

>>7457906
I like a lot of pressure on my clit.
The showerhead is one of the few things that can give me that.

>>7457948
How long does it take?

>>7458008
Depends on how turned on I am, but rarely more than ten minutes.

>>7458022
i did that for many years when i was younger, but then i realized it kinda numbed me out, i had trouble coming from fingering

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>>7457649
Yes
It fuels me

>>7458133
Sounds exhausting.

How do I come out to my bff ? We litteraly spend all our time together since we work together. And even when we're not together, we text each other after 10 minutes. Everyone tells us we're acting like a couple. This week she's even invited me to sleep at her place, and she told me she's never been clother to another girl. We've just slept next to each other without touching. I'm deeply in love with her, but i'm too scared to tell her... We're both single and attractive, but she's never been with a girl before :/

>>7457725
>That can be fixed though.
It's a pretty wiiiide country.
>I thought you liked Hibikek?
Hilarious.

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How do lesbians celebrate Christmas?

>>7458499
By getting drunk whilst reading /lesgen/, of course.

>>7458490
Are you on the far east or something?

>Hilarious.
Am I wrong? Have you finally rectified your wrongdoings as a Christmas miracle?

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LIKE PIE? IT'S JUST CARBS CARBS CARBS, AND SHITTY ONES.
PLUS NO FLAVOUR WHATSOEVER. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I HATE CHRISTMAS NOW.

>>7458539
Don't cut yourself with that edge, /fit/.

>>7458546
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BREAD

>>7458549
Stop being fat, nigga.

>>7458551
I'm not fat, I'm supreme. I can bench press your mom, even.

Do you prefer kissing girls who are the same height? Shorter? Or taller?

>>7453664
What manga is this?

>>7458621
I love kissing girls who are the same height cuz you can put your arms/hands naturally on their waists or shoulders and also your lewd bits line up with their lewd bits. However my gf is tall af and i love kissing her

>>7458637
Love Lab 2.0

>>7458621
I think I prefer kissing girls the same height. Easier access to their face and to roam their body.
My qt is a couple inches shorter than me, whenever we kiss whilst standing up I place my hands on her shoulders whilst she places hers on my waist.

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I love tomboys. I right swipe (and screen shot) all of them on tinder. They're just so cute!

If this girl swipes me back I might just die of happiness

>>7458621
I prefer kissing girls who are taller so I have to get on my tippy toes.

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>>7458724
Here's another qt. Girls with cats are adorable

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>>7458524
I thought you were going to Montreal?
Never.

>>7458637
Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo, written by Okada Mari (art by Emoto). Only one chapter out so far, I don't know if there's a tl. Yurifags had hopes for it because Okada has been known to produce yuri-flavoured things from time to time, and the promo art contained lilies but it's just het thirst so far. I thought the first chapter was actually pretty funny though.

>>7458800
>I thought you were going to Montreal?
I just checked a map and realized it's on the far east while I thought it was mid west or something. Where are you anyway?

That promo image was so misleading I actually got kinda disappointed.

>>7458138
It's exhilarting and makes everyone fucking hate me

Am I materialistic?

This is my first christmas where I didn't exchange any presents with my friends, and it feels lonely. It was the one thing I looked forward to every christmas. ;_;

>>7458979
>tfw the loneliness of being alone at Christmas and having been so for the last 10 years made you forget that exchanging gifts is a regular tradition

S-Some day I will celebrate it with my wife and the cats.

>>7458724
How many have you got? Keep going...

All I want for Christmas is a cute domme.

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>>7459080
I've got a lot haha. I've only had three matches before, so I'm not trying to be creepy or anything, but I take screen shots of the qts since I know I probably won't see them again.

I'll dump the rest of the screen shots

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>>7459107

>>7459107
>>7459112
>both called Lauren

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>>7459112

>>7459103
I'm right here, Anon.

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>>7459116
I also have two named diffrent variations of Brittany, I'll post them as well

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>>7459129

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>>7459134

>Worst Man On The Street 2016

That old guy with literally black teeth (how? why?) who full-body bumped into me from behind on an empty sidewalk (ie no reason for him to have been walking inches behind me, even if he did legitimately trip) and then when I turned around to apologize (not that it was my fault) he STROKED THE FULL LENGTH OF MY BARE ARM while looking me dead in the eyes and grinning widely. When I unfroze and moved away he started calling after me and followed me for about a block. I spent the rest of the day feeling the ghost of his wrinkly hand sliding down my arm from shoulder to wrist and shuddering. Incidentally this also makes the list of my "worst 2:00 PM in broad daylight moments".

Who did you have the displeasure of meeting this year? Send in your nominations.

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>>7459145