/gaygen/ Gay General

>>7452063
anyone know what stitch that is? It looks a bit like a garter stitch but there's some very even spacing on those gaps..

haven't been to this gen in months. is it ded

>>7451750
we ended up having dinner and had a great time
having friends is very fun

>>7452412
Pretty much. You still have me though.

what do you guys think about sending my bf a picture of my dick wearing a little santa claus hat for christmas?

also he doesnt celebrate christmas btw

>>7452639
Hilarious.

I used to swipe things off counters when I got a boner, used to make him laugh.

i came home hopped in the shower and noticed my balls were blue
the actual fuck, i wasn't aroused at work or anything

>>7452412
>>7452442
why did everyone leave?
for the discord? I really don't see what it has over this place

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>Tfw me and my ex are back together and it might actually work out now

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>hooked up with a guy last night
>tfw he could suck a softball through a straw
My life flashed before my eyes

>>7453621
>tfw im bad at giving head

what did he so specifically that was good?

Id suck your spicy dick virgin friend who deleted their post

>>7452917
Could be that it's christmas and not everyone is as pathetic as us.
The discord is pretty quiet too.

>>7452917
This thread has been dead forever. Last i saw it popular it was alll disgusting trannies like circe shitpostong abput their hrt

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>tfw not confident enough to powerbottom

How do I fix this? Also when I get really close to cumming from anal for some reason my dick goes soft - i usually cum while 100% flaccid. i dont really mind personally, but it makes me feel selfconscious when i try powerbottoming with another guy there

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>desperate to lose my virginity
>browsing grindr one day when a 33 year old guy takes interest in me
>he's a bottom (i'm a top), very promiscuous and sceney
>not really my type but I want to fuck him
>he only does bareback
>says he got tested earlier this month for HIV and is negative
>I think fuck it, go over and fuck him, had a great time
>get tested just to be sure
>i'm HIV+

What the fuck should I do? Do I have an obligation to tell other guys about this now?

>>7454600

i know this is fake because when you get diagnosed as poz the hospital gives you a big list of things to do and explanations of what you do and dont have to tell your sexual partners from now on

nice try tho

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>>7454508
>my dick goes soft

dude, this is very common.
nobody cares.
having a cock in your ass literally feminizes you and makes your dick soft.
it doesn't mean you're not turned on.
the fact that you can cum is a sign you're enjoying it.
as a top, i don't care if the bottom is soft or hard.
in fact, i don't even care if he is turned on or not, but if he is then it's nice.
i mostly just want to get my nutt.

there is literally no reason to feel insecure.

>>7454698

on the one hand this makes me feel a little better about sex generally

but it doesnt make me feel better about specifically powerbottoming, if anything it makes me think powerbottoming might actually be impossible

>>7454508

It's normal, if anything it's preferred to stay soft while receiving anal, more blood is flowing to the ass and supposedly makes it more sensitive.

I have goo hygene, but my asshole has been super itchy for thr last few days. As if I wiped my ass with sandpaper.

>>7455107

take a shower/bat, really make sure you clean your asshole properly and then change your underwear

if somehow particulates have gotten into your pants, that could cause irritation

>>7455116
I do this literally every day.

>>7455150

do it again then

with soap this time also

>>7455154
You're retarded.

>>7455168

im not the one with the sandpaper ass

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>tfw you'll never get fucked by a syrian-canadian wrestler

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That moment when you really like to suffer and whine because you can't get laid, but you can get laid using gay apps but you're not sure if you should lose your virginity so easily

Pic kinda related

>>7455225

trust me it really isnt as big a deal as you think

if you feel like its holding you back, i would just hookup and get it over with desu

>>7455239
I'll see what I can do. Ill only get back on January 3rd so... meh.
Although I know ill feel like a loser like each time I sucked someone off (although this time with my ass hurting)

>>7455263

...wait what

>>7455283
I'm saying that I am aware that sex is not a big deal.

>>7453556
you broke up for a reason

>>7454600
fake, but in this situation you would sue him, obviously

>>7455383
it is to some people, I don't want my first time to be just some one night stand even though I'm probably too much of a sperglord to do anything to find anyone and see it through anyway

>>7454929

Powerbottom with a jock on.

Then you don't have to worry about your soft cock.

>>7455107

Could be hemorrhoids.

The vigorous cleaning could actually be aggravating them.

>>7455182

He's real cute

>>7455182
I will never say never - the Biebs

i wanna fuck but I'm at my parents house until January send help

>>7456011


Go to your local bathhouse duh

>>7456098
I'm American we don't have those

>>7456116
Oooh yes you do.

Or just find a local qt to fuck :3

>>7456116

Boy...

you're so sheltered lmao

>>7456193
there's like 2 and if you look up either of them on google you get results for people being found dead in them

i don't see the appeal

>>7456225

So either you get laid or you get to stop struggling through this vale of tears

Sounds like a win/win to me

>>7453667
I dunno man. Just a lot of tongue and throat and eyes. Loved the boys.
I know it's weird but it was like he was worshiping Mr. Johnson and the juice crew and I couldn't get enough.

>>7456284

>worshipping dick is weird

That is like the most vanilla thing on earth

>>7456291
Never happened to me before bruv

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>>7456296

Congrats tho

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>>7456310
Thanks
How's your Christmas going?

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namefags are the worst

>>7456356

Good

Sort of got the week plus a couple days off though I'll have to work a bit from home

Wrapped a bunch of presents today

Gonna see a boy in the new year

so are buttplugs and dildos taboo? not really sure what I should be telling other people about

>>7456420

I mean dont tell your mom about them but its normal for bottoms to have them

>>7456420

depends on the person

>>7456409
Oh nice. Is he cute?

>>7456515

Duh

Only cute boys for me

>>7455182
I watch wwe sometimes just to look at Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens.

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>>7453864
Yeah I sperged out because English is not my first language

I've been chatting 9/10 qt who wants to take my virginity but I want a bf

Would you do non-sex things with me /gaygen/?

>>7457309
i wouldnt do anything with someone who is enough of a weirdo to post their unsolicited face pic on 4chan.
not only does it show a serious lack of intelligence, but its also a very insecure + attentionseeking thing to do

>>7457520
is that my boy sigmund freud

You guys always make me laugh due to how graphic and in sin you all are but what about Jesus!? Do you have a relationship with him?

I was once in your footsteps, very perverted, apathetic, a sick sense of humor, thought life was about my own happiness & fulfillment, craved lewds things, a boyfriend, etc.

I was in a gay fog until I started looking into Jesus and realized he is our saviour. He died on the cross for all of our sins. Once I repented and asked him into my heart a battle started. My own will died and his took over. I now am starting to see the world through new eyes.

It's amazing how that which you think you are can totally be flipped on it's head. Are you really gay? or is it an addiction/habit that has taken over you from a young age? When did these gay thoughts/feelings take over? Contemplate on these things and also ask yourself... am I in bondage to this sexuality? Why does it have a such a hold over me? When's the last time I thought about something pure and holy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBPm4xsKeSU

May you all know Jesus. I could wish you many things but I wish you Jesus this Christmas.

>>7457852
>My own will died and his took over
I'm happy being myself and not a zombie though...

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>>7457852
>tfw no christfag bf to corrupt

>>7457852
Charlie pls go

>>7457520
>not only does it show a serious lack of intelligence
I don't see how...

>>7457852
Charlie stop promoting your hateful barbaric ideology.

You should be arrested for spreading terrorist propaganda.
You are an enemy of the civilised world.

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>chatting with my crush on Snapchat

AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAH
HELP

>>7458480
What's the problem. Just ask them for naked pics.

>>7458529
>just ask them for naked pics

I hope you're joking. To some degenerates, this is unironically "love".

>>7458645
Sorry. I thought by crush you meant hot dude I want to bone.

>tfw can't make myself use grindr even though its the only way to find someone

i just find it so disgusting. where has romance gone

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What is your sexy Christmas costume, gaygen?

>>7458808
Thanks anon. I almost forgot to get a Santa hat. I'm going to wear that and nothing else when I see the bf next.

>>7457852
>jesus (if he actually existed) was a hell of a con-man I'll give you that

>>7458795
same

>>7458808
I've seen sexy santas and elves but that one is interesting kek

Who here /incomplete faggot/?

I find sexual acts with twinks or sucking dick/taking it up the ass to be hot but I do not get turned on just by looking at males or dicks unless I am looking at furry art.

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>ask santa for a boyfriend for christmas
>all the presents are out under the tree now
>tfw none of them are boyfriend-sized

>>7459139

maybe it will be a map to a place where your boyfriend is actually waiting

Merry Christmas everyone, I hope its a good one for you all.

I want to be happy for christmas and all the gifts I'm getting but I can't because the hiv test might turn out positive.

wish I had a bf to drink wine and eat mince pies and cuddle on the sofa and watch christmas films with

y'all should sbapchat me seksey.aleksey

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HAPPY CONSUMERIST PAGAN POZ GATHERING FELLAS

this is fine, don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it!!!! :) :) :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-TCj6IHUtU

>>7459459

poz me up (poz me up inside)
i wanna get pozzed (it just feels right)
AIDS MEEEEEEEEE
aids me like the cumdump I've becooooome

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>>7459488
yeah yeah this is fine don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it

:) :) :)

>>7459531

Mm hot

My goal for the new year is to poz at least 7 virgins, up from 5 this year

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>>7459551
Yehh fuck the breeders !!!!!

this is fine don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it

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>>7459569

Worry about what? Sorry I wasn't paying attention

>>7459569
Worry about what? Sorry I am a shitlib and can't refute what you're saying so I will say wasn't paying attention

:3

>>7459584

Butthurt?

Sh sh sh there there let daddy soothe it with some pummies (poz cummies)

>tfw no alpha niggerdaddy to breed my gay beta male boipussy raw with his thick tainted seed
Why even live? ;-;

God, I'm such an empty husk of a human being. Please, someone, fucking end me now for my own good.

:3

>>7459630
You are so pathetic that I refuse to believe you're not Hitler/charlie/Bane/SP/Jupp/whatever in disguise.

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>>7459630

I'm gonna be cumming down your chimney tonight little boi ;)

>>7459641

>SP/Jupp

As if they aren't too busy stuffing each other's stockings rn to post

>>7459656
I thought they broke up with each other because masc4masc is pretty much the Titanic among gay relations.

>>7459662

How dare you

Masc4masc is the purest form of love

>>7459700
Which is why it always ends in tears and massive drama.

Also this explains a lot.

>>7459720

I don't have a shovel big enough for this much bullshit

>>7459733
Of course you think it's bullshit.
Who wouldn't hit hardcore denial when someone tells them their fetish is literally for lonely desperate old men?

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>>7459742

>tfw all the dudes i post on gaygen are 30-40+
>tfw all the guys I've dated have been under 25

does this make me a hypocrite

>>7459748
i'll tell you what it makes you


a thing called being a "pedophile"

>>7459774

It's not pedo if they're of age and burly and hairy

Nice try

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At what age do beefy guys start appearing?

I'm freshly 18 and literally everyone my age is either average or a twink. I want a cub bf, but i also want someone my age.

Will this be possible when I go to uni?

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this is fine, all of it, all of it is good and fine, don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it!!!

:) :) :)

>>7459844

i like how you think 2 babies in a buggy are equivalent to sickos infecting people with HIV for fun

really gets my noggin joggin

>>7459831
age 20 or so usually.

>>7459850
> 2 babies in a buggy
aaahaaaha nice one friend, you really blew that bigot out of the water! just ignore the LARGE SIGN ATTACHED SAYING THEY AS CHILDREN WHO ARE BARELY ABLE TO TALK LOVE THEIR TWO GAY DADS!

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Yay!
It's almost Christmas!
What's everyone leaving for Santa!
Shh! I won't tell!

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>>7459748
>not dating someone 10 years older than you who's majorly cute and fem but then crushes your heart to pieces
Look at this fag

>>7459915
>falling for the material jew
Not gonna lie I'm pretty disappointed tbqh

>>7459831
date a wrestler and he'll maturate into one if not already

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>>7460014

Everybody loves presents!

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is it possible to be so lonely and depressed that it all just numbs over and you become superficially happy and functional again

i think that's what i did this year

i think we're all gonna make it in our own shitty way

merry xmas

>tfw no bf on christmas
well, thats it. 25 now, no hope for a husband ;_;

>>7460946
You're not too old to get married. You're only 25. I truly hope you find someone. I hope everybody here does. Merry Christmas, anon.

can I use nair on my ass

>>7461141
yes but DO NOT get it in your asshole or you will be in so much pain
and make sure you aren't prone to swampass

santa didn't give me a bf this time around

further proof he isn't real

Yo gays what up I'm a "straight" man who likes trannies and traps and feel some attraction towards qt twinks.

So what i'm wondering is, are twinks as degenerate as vanilla gays? You know meth, poppers, orgies, poz loads for neg holes etc.

Guys I finally figured a way to get fucked in the ass by a guy without it being gay.

>>7461262

look behind you ;)

>>7461269

yo what up youre a moron

>>7461307
a wall?

>>7461287
>have a straight man create a fuck machine
>let it fuck you
yup pretty easy

>>7461408
No, getting fucked as a man is gay no matter what. It's different.

>>7461508

strapons arent gay

>>7461514
Yes they are. And my first post also implied a real dick.

How do you into anal.
It's unpleasant and I don't see how people like it.

>>7461548
it's unpleasant and really painful for me at the beginning 100% of the time but then it just turns to pleasure after a few min

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>yet another disappointingly dull christmas
>nobody listens to me so I never get what I want

How are all of your christmases going?
(those of you who are still here that is)

>>7461269
short answer: yes
long answer: some are cute non-degenrated virgins who seek serious relationships [spoiler]not fetishist closeted gays like you[/spoiler]

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>bedridden and sick on Christmas
>don't even have a bf to tenderly care for me

Gay

>>7461921
Oh, dude. I was sick last Christmas. I know that feel. Sorry to hear, hope you make a speedy recovery anon.

Merry Christmas y'all

But also just remember next year won't be better, it'll just be different. Retards will still exist, see: mathcgen as an example. ;)

Hey gaylords, how about we biguys and you fags make up this Christmas?

>>7461921
For a small fee of like $499 I'll take care of you during these holiday festivities.

No sex though, I'm not a prostitute. I'm a caretute.

>>7461870
Fantastic 2bh
I got people exactly what they wanted and will use constantly, and I got none of what I wanted but I also got chocolate so I mean I'm good.

>>7461548
No one does anal anymore. That's just a thing lonely drag queens do.

>>7461921
I care about you, I hope you'll feel better bb^^

>>7461870
everyone was faking to be happy but me (like every year)

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>>7461548

every single time i have sex it goes through 4 stages

1: it feels really uncomfortable and like it wont go in
2: its starting to feel okay but still nothing special
3: it feels AMAZING and i never want it to stop
4: it starts getting boring and i start daydreaming about other stuff and wondering how much longer the guys gonna last

Idk what i can do to stop getting boted so easily, but im open to suggestions desu

>>7462168
*bored

How do you deal with being ugly?
Like, it just sucks so much.

I try to accept it but can't.

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>>7462216
develop a good heart, make good friends, try to amass as much money as possible and then use all of these things to afford flawless surgery and become an aesthetic god.

believe me when I say life isn't worth living if you are ugly, you're better off dead. use all of your time on this earth on becoming beautiful, only then can you truly start living

>>7462232

thats dumb

once you have a life partner, your looks arent at all relevant - as long as you arent physically repulsive such that people avoid looking at you, how you look is completely irrelevant

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What did you get for Christmas, gaygen?
A couple games, some new wire strippers, and a bunch of clothes for me. Plus a new comfy as fuck Patriots jacket.

>>7462244

a clock, a mug, and some vouchers.

but i specifically asked as many people as i could not to get me gifts so i was expecting it

>>7462232
Tb h I do have money to get basic plastic surgery like a nose job (which I REALLY need since my nose is by far the worst feature on my face - it's repulsive), but I'm scared I'll regret it

I just need to work up the courage to do it

>>7462242
Not true tb h
If your partner is more attractive than you, then you have to work hard to always look at least decent, which, if you're ugly, is pretty hard to accomplish

>>7462266

im pretty sure that in a functional longterm relationship youre supposed to love each other for who you each are

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>>7462242
a life partner is an temporary external factor
your face will stay with you as long as you live

plus your chances of finding a life partner are significantly decreased if you are ugly, and the chance of them not leaving you for someone better looking is also lower
gays have a tiny dating pool already, and not even ugly gays wanna hook up with other ugly gays let alone spend their lives with them
it's all idealistic nonsense to think that it's okay to just be lazy and ugly because you still have a 0.05% chance of finding true love in your lifetime

if you are attractive you will feel more confident, be more respected by everyone you meet, have a larger and more attractive/likable dating pool, and will no doubt love yourself more
looks are everything, to both yourself and the world around you, don't lie to yourself

>>7462280

>a life partner is an [sic] temporary external factor

i think you might be misunderstanding the meaning of 'life partner' desu

and while you might be able to get a boyfriend on looks alone, life partnership is based on MUCH more than that and isnt at all the same

>>7462278
You can have that kinda relationship with a close friend

A romantic/sexual partner needs to be physically attracted to you

>>7462297

yes, you want both

but for me personally, and i know its true for others too, physical attracting depends a lot on the character of the person. a really smart and funny guy can charm someone into bed, just like how an 11/10 demigod who acts like a childish creep can turn someone off.

just look at Tom Daleys bf or whatever.

>>7462280
>plus your chances of finding a life partner are significantly decreased if you are ugly

That's not true though. The problem is that a lot of ugly people refuse to lower their standards.
Of course if you're a 4 or 5/10 who's exclusively attracted to 9/10, you will die alone.

>>7462292
considering the divorce rate of so many people who thought they had a life partner i think i've got it down

thats like saying while you might be able to run on legs alone, going for a marathon is based on much more than that and isn't at all the same.
doesn't matter if good insides help, in the end you still need good legs, real or otherwise. just like you need a good face/body to get a bf and a good personality/career to keep them for longer

>>7462316

but for you things are binary, you have a very twisted understanding of the real world - you act as if you either have an 11/10 model face or a grotesque Quasimodo-like deformed face.

Its an oversimplistic and very childish way to look at the world.

>>7462313
>wanting to fuck someone you arent actually attracted to
literally just proves that ugly people will be unhappy, which usually ends with them also having ugly personalities too, because they force themselves to fuck other uglies and be miserable all the time rather than dedicating themselves to their appearances first

>>7462325
i think you are inserting your own insecurities into my message friend
maybe you should work out, get surgery and stop letting your ugliness blind you

>>7462309
>just look at Tom Daleys bf or whatever.
like wtf are you even talking about
he's way hotter than Tom

>>7462327

attractiveness varies between different people, its not objective

everyones been in that situation where a friend brings a new girl to the pub and you all think "uh......", but he is infatuated with her

go outside more

>>7462338

in what way

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>>7462340

...?
????

>>7462340
>>7462352
no, no he isnt

>>7462216
Give up on doing anything.

>>7462244
Well, my drunken sister ranted at me for a while. That was nice and traumatic.

>>7462309
>"a really smart and funny guy can charm someone into bed"

this is the rhetoric ugly people need to tell themselves so they don't commit suicide
"i-i can get laid at any time with just my wits, i-i just choose not to!" hahahaha

>>7462344
and everyones been in that situation where he usually sobers up and asks what was he thinking touching that thing
everyones attraction is generally the same, the only people who are truly different are usually mentally ill and have spent too much time surrounded by weird shit like furries and anime, but if you just took them away from that cold turkey for a year youd find they'd have the same standards as any normal healthy person

>>7462352
He's just not photogenic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-9UrELncrs

>>7462372

do you deny the converse? that hot people can turn you off by being autistic or unpleasant in mannerism?

because if one is true, it only makes sense the other one is too

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>>7462216
Just be yourself!

>>7462381
Yes but a hot person will be given every exception and second chance affordable. In some circumstances their autism or unpleasantness will just be completely ignored or forgiven or even be seen as cute.

>>7462381
yes absolutely
pretty people get away with being insane all the time
they're generally more liked and confident than their sane and ugly counterparts
that's just life and proof that ugliness is akin to being worthless

beautiful people are also shown to generally be smarter, more athletic and so on despite the dumb pretty people stereotype in the media
that can either be linked to what we percieve as beautiful simply being traits that are linked to the most healthy and genetically superior human beings, or it can be linked to the fact that depression, no social life and so on literally rot away the brain meaning ugly people are more susceptible to having a low IQ, no motivation and very short memory

>>7462216
take steroids because muscles can make up for an uggo face

>>7462216
fuck/date cute guys with VERY low self-esteem; they're usually fucked-up in the head tho

>>7462372
Naw it's true. I've known some pretty average looking dudes who manages to show mega hotties.

Might be different for gay guys.

I've defintely "dated down" for funny charming guys.

Hey /lgbt/,
Virgin here and I just shaved my boipucci area ... but there's discoloration around my anus which looks like shit. It definitely isn't as I've cleaned excessively. Is this common? Any way to fix it?

>>7462539
There is a reason anal bleaching is a thing

>>7462168
>what i can do to stop getting boted so easily
Start fucking back. Moan and get verbal. Beg for his load and tell him how much you want his come.

Actively participating should stop you from getting bored. Or at least encourage him to cum faster you are.

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Can you carry your bf home gg?

>>7462621
yes because he weighs nothing

since he doesn't exist and all

>>7462216
present yourself well, dress well, don't be a shitheel of a person

benicio del toro objectively looks weird as fuck but every other woman in would still fuck his brains out in sicario

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Venau06wx

Who else is eating birthday cake?

i don't know any of you motherfuckers

if i join the discord i'll be the odd one out

>>7462216
the way something looks isn't the thing itself

>>7455182
>a syrian-canadian wrestler
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

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I look like a bitch, but seriously, he's so autistic.
I wish I didn't have feelings for him.

>>7462493
I have zero self-esteem but I'm not cute and may or may not be fucked in the head

>>7462621
of course
>>7462638
>ouch too close to home

>>7461871
Awww nuts, welp best stick with the vaginal jew than. Still if a qt twink came onto me I'd probably have trouble saying no.

This place is still shit.
Still the same desperate and bitter namefags here
Glad I left.

Jesus help us all!

>>7463615
there are also desperate & bitter anons :^)

WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS?

>$50 dollars
>$5 on a scratch off ticket

I know I should be grateful but when friends are pm'ing me about their $xxx-$xxxx gifts and money I just feel poor as fuck.

>>7463728
I cleaned my room. So I got a clean room.

>>7463728
I had food & a "Pixels" DVD.

>>7463728
>christmas jumper
>shirt
>pjs
>lynx 'dark temptation' collection
>crappy r2d2 usb vacuum
meh

>>7463844
>pixels
I'd have thrown it back in their face

>>7463844
I'm so sorry.

>>7463728
i got a camera

all i'm going to use it for is to take pictures of my cat
>>7463844
i hope at least the food was good?

rip george michael careless whisper is unironically a good song

>>7463926
this was his last christmas lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0

Have FAITH in Jesus.

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>>7463728
>didn't get a bf for christmas like I secretly hoped for
>got a fifth of bottom shelf whisky which I explicitly asked for
christmas was okay

I made some really tasty lasagne and mom loved it

Lately I've been feeling weird around people.

Like walking around in public places I tried so hard to avoid looking at people's faces.

Is that a sign of autism?

I was doing so well this year, I was talking to people in person and everything...

>>7464346
maybe you're just a bitch who needs to spend less time online

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how do i get over my shyness and anxiety enough to try topping?

i get performance anxiety, so so far ive only bottomed

>>7464439
have you tried not being a little bitch?

I've all of a sudden started thinking about chicks and I'm a bit confused why. Is it because I'm getting older and my 'body clock' is saying "Have a baby" or what?

>I'm also going to therapy for 'childhood stuff'...

I just reinstalled grindr and something about being on grindr on christmas feels depressing to me.

>>7464502
>>7464505
nothing but bitches, both of you

Cis white straight male shitlord here: why is it that every single gay man I have ever known always had really bad smelly breath?

>>7457309
Sure, but I'm desperate

>>7463469
>still using skype

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I resisted the temptation to engage in intercourse with my significant other, and instead utilized a fleshlight to relieve his shameful desires. God's smiling down on me. Can you say the same, sluts?

>>7464533
idk


gonna eat my boyfriends ass tonight :3

>>7464887
Ew

>>7464972
Nothing wrong with some salad tossing, anon
>>7464887
Get in there, son

>bring bf home to extremely religious Mexican family
>they're not mad because I brought a guy over
>mad because he's black

I'm not even mad, more impressed that this is what they would not like. At least they are semi-accepting

>>7465438

If they're racist, explain to them slowly that you are taking a black person out of the gene pool

>>7465438
every time you make him cum it's reparations

>>7465438
liking blacks is just shit taste

i have only seen one black who i've found attractive and he looked mixed

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>>7464666
Charlie-chan journey is a blessed one, keep trying
>captcha is a sign

>>7465438
>dating a black
I would disown you

what happened to Horror?

>>7465637

hasn't been on here since people questioned his "rape incident"

>dreamed about sucking a guys dick with icecream in my mouth so the ice cream melts and covers everything in a sweet liquid

do you think this would be as awesome irl as it was in my dream?

>>7466201
Try it our and tell us anon :)

.. Just don't use chocolate icecream

>>7452442
are you that weird ugly recluse. i haven't been here in ages.

tell me honestly, what do you fags think of ftms??

>>7466218
Sure am.

>>7466201
Most cum tastes kinda
gross.

>>7466231

Depends on the other guys diet.

If they dont eat much fat and they eat a lot of pineapple, cum can taste kinda nice

>politically center-left
>can't stop listening to nazi / fascist songs

anyone else know this feel?
I don't want to be put on a government list but they're just so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjnlh-QADq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gImHYqKd0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGjsQ7EzE3k

>>7466305
I'm a commie & enjoy NSBM

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>>7466305
yh, but for me its
>politically centrist
>cant stop listening to soviet marches and looking at commieblock architecture

>>7466201
I'd be down to let you try.

>>7466201
>guywithicecreamonhisdick.jpg

>>7466305
>>7466394
>>7466782
that doesn't sound too good

Goddamnit
Hooked up with a clean cute college guy and he gave me gonorrhea. I hate everyone.

>>7467292
>clean
Apparently not.

>>7467292

I don't know if you're serious but it seems like at least once or twice a week in these threads someone posts about how they think they caught something or have an STD...

>>7467292
Don't let yourself get fooled by age or looks. If he has sex with you bare, he's also letting others do it.

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f-first time here

hello! :3

Is bj good Christmas present? The guy I'm dating said he has a present for me and I got nothing for him so I thought I'd just suck his dick.

New:

>>>/tv/77675113
>>>/tv/77675113

The janitor

>>7468075
Hoşgeldin gardaş

>>7468292
y-you too

I heard you all like video games

>>7469047
Nah. I don't really play too many since doing other stuff now. The last one I got was Pokemon Sun

>>7468075
Hi :)

>>7468168
>>7468172
>wut?

>>7469047
I do like video games yes

>>7469135
Video games? Which ones do you like?

I'm particularly interested in ones with really hot guys in them

>>7469047
I'm playing Stardew Valley. Apparently the way you make people love you is giving them your hot mayo every day.

>>7468091
No.

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Just finished coming out to my kid sister who was the last in my family not to know. She reacted like a yaoi fangirl. I am not sure how to feel.

>>7469309
>Stardew Valley
That sounds like a girl game

>>7469377
It's Harvest Moon basically.

i watched trainspotting and it was good but it also made me realize i have never seen a twink with a buzz cut

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>>7469362
sugoiiiii desu neeeeeeee~

>>7469377
Your face is a girl game.

guys, how can i best clean myself out? i have some foot-long dragon dildos, and i really can't enjoy butt stuff unless i KNOW i'm spotless, but just a douche isn't enough to clean myself out deep, and if i take a fuckhuge enema, then my GI tract freaks out and starts rushing stuff through me so fast that i'll just end up shitting out the breakfast i ate that morning

i hate my goddamn guts; how do you guys deal?

>>7469765
I still don't know if this is the best way because I tried it multiple times and I still would have shit every other time but I would eat healthy food for 4-5 days with the day I'm doing anal being a no eating day. The day before and of cleaning out I took these laxitive like pills to empty my system out. Then I squirted lots of water.
Like I said it didn't work 100% of the time though. Although I've seen some suggest using those enema kits that straight up send a hose up your ass to clean that deep but I don't see it necessary being that my largest toy is 10 inches.

>>7457852
i mean id like to be in bondage but i cant find a boyfriend to tie me up

can one of you lads help me out here

im a straight so far, want to try having sex with a man but i dont drink or smoke or anything like that and im not super sure about using dating apps

wat do

>>7469309
That game's soooo cuteeee

I kept trying to sex Sam.

I'm considering dating a guy that I dated in the past. We split up under amiable circumstances and we both really like each other so we are giving it another shot.

He admits he sees 3 other guys in other states every once in a great while and he plays coy but I know him and I know that I'm more important than those guys, which he never sees, and that he really really wants my dick. He said that we'll go on a date and it's no guarantee BUT he also asked if I'd be willing to duck him while he voice chats on overwatch.

Should I go for it lads? The date will be in 2 days.

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My boyfriend is cutest and best boy. Discuss.

>>7470624

go for it
>>7470740

prove it or else he's a worthless gutterslut

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>>7470764
If he is then he's my worthless gutterslut and hes the BEST at it

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>>7470777

Trips of heaven prove that even jesus thinks he's a worthless gutterslut

Why do gays insist on pushing the false Armenian genocide narrative?

No such thing

>tfw you'll never sign Romelu Lukaku on a lifetime contract to be your bf

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Daily reminder not to reply to baits, report instead. Happy /bf2017/.

I swear motherfuckers used to post in these threads. Did your HIV get the Aids or something?

(I don't know how HIV works.)

>>7470797
Are you essentially saying with that pic that you're the bitch in the middle?

>>7470585
I dunno, I've played cuter. You've only got a choice of goth or jock or preppy or creepy depressive guy or weird beach guy.

Also Sam hates mayo. And pushing my mayo on people is my only strat.

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I almost wish for the hiv test to return positive so I have a diagnosis for all the weird things that have been happening to my body lately and be able to start treatment.

>at Christmas dinner with fiancé
>he and his dad are talking about sports
>baseball comes up
>he asks me how many baseball stadiums I think there are in the US
>make a lame guess
>he says he thinks there's about a thousand
>shit eating grin
>"But that's just a ballpark figure"

We're going to get married but I'm never touching his dick again

what is with all these gay boys on youtube with foundation, eyeshadow, and some eyebrow pencil
idgi
who even watches these fags

>december 27th
>the day I have to clip my toe nails
worst day of the year
wish me luck!

>>7472314

heterosexual teenage girls

not even joking

>>7472335
honestly im beginning to think heterosexual teenage girls are the source of all evil on this planet

>>7472314
is there a problem, bitch?

>>7472353
oui

>>7472372
well speak up, ugly

>>7472377
i did tho

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:(

>>7472418
is this the new x files

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The weirdest stuff has been happening for the past few months.

To give some context, I'm a high school senior in an eastern European country.

I've had a crush on a straight guy from my class for a while now and we we're basically just acquaintances.

However we pretty much went from 0 to 100 in the matter of a few months, we're talking having a beer/coffee or going drinking together like 3 times a week and being very open about everything. There's always been a lot of physical contact, as in holding his arm around me, jokingly caressing and stuff like that.

I wasn't consciously aware that this had been happening until I got told by a friend that people were wondering when we were going to make out. He also has a medium-distance gf he sees every month or two.

I'm very confused right now.

>>7466782

is that a real place?

that looks horrible

please call me retarded >>7471584

>>7472769
Cute :3

>>7452063
This asshole model is all over the promotions in the local gay bar. He annoys me. Ugly too.

In really shitty mood, might as well dump it here Also posting here for the first time.

>First guy I met there, openly gay, very chill guy to hang around
>Developed feelings for him over time
>He was in relationship since I've met him, obviously in love with the other guy
>Tried to repress my feelings for him, but it became worse and worse.
>Lately started drinking and then texting him, with predictable results
>Today decided to text him about my feelings (didn't dare to do so in person) and ask him to block me and avoid contact as much as possible, to which he complied
>It had to be done, to minimize damage at least, but feeling really shitty now, getting drunk

What do you think is a good way to get someone out of your head, once you've made this step?

>>7460624
I love his hair, bet it looks cute af combed to the side.

>a guy who stops messaging me messages me again on snapchat
>we talk some and I try to keep the conversation up
>he basically never snaps his face like he used to last period we talked, while I do all the time
>he doesn't suggest that we meet up again so I finally do and he denies the offer
what the hell? why do people do this.

>>7473417
Typing this on my phone, first line of greentext got missing
>Went to college, developed a crush on a guy there

>>7460624
>is it possible to be so lonely and depressed that it all just numbs over and you become superficially happy and functional again
yes.
I'm trying to reach that point but my bitterness keeps getting in the way.

>>7471546

I'm the top dog in the middle

When did Cupcakke become the true gay icon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu_XwnAiMXg

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im drunk after going to a friends gig

shoulr i trawl for dick on grindr or nah?

>>7474108

yes

get that dick bitch

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>>7470797

another gay couple who look like they have the same DNA :/

I rather date someone who looks different than me because that's kind of disgusting.

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>>7474146

They look completely different desu

Also brocest is hot desu

if you wouldnt fuck a dude who looks just like you its cause you have (probably justified) low self-esteem

>>7474146
iktf
when i see clone bfs all i think about is having them tag team me while high

>>7474167
What I want to know is how does Wiz manage to find all these cute underage boys with low enough self esteem that they are willing to look at his diseased asshole?

>>7474228

does Wiz really have a harem of twinks?
i'm pretty sure that's just made-up bologna
but than again this is 4chan so who knows

>>7474228
most underaged boys are (gasp) insecure

>>7474167
>if you wouldnt fuck a dude who looks just like you
imagine being this desperate to fuck a dude that you have to fuck someone who looks like u

https://is.4chan.org/hm/1482739922661.jpg

thoughts about this fetish?

>>7474275
If I got a guy home and he took off his pants and was wearing a diaper, he would have 1 minute to explain that it is not his fetish before being ejected from my home.

>>7472314
Pretty boys in make up is my fetish.

>>7474275
entirely repulsive and expensive
no thanxxx

>>7474275

i dont get it

i dont mind other people having it, but im not willing to try it, not even just as a favour

>>7474305
ugly boys in makeup*

>>7474257
He is confirmed to have magii and gatch. He claims to have another right now tyat he says is very cute but i havent seen.

>>7474275
I'm amazed by how many cute boys i see in diapers that are willing to show their face in pictures.

I dont really care either way but pacifiers can be cute.

>>7474257
>>7474257
Insecure enough to fuck the equivalent of a cave troll? I think not.

>>7474334
i can buy the idea of 4chan users being mentally damaged enough to send nudes to him

>>7474311
Got a link?

>>7474355
He dates them!

Any decently attractive 16 year old can go on omegle and find some one more attractive to date on the first spin.

>>7474356
Search gay on YouTube.. i was surprised myself.

I watched a popular makeup boy talk about his first boyfriend. He was super amped about him until his bf tried to get sexual and he called his mom to come pick him up and dumped him.

What gay guy reacts like this to a guy trying to touch penises? I had more luck with my straight bud then his boy friend.

i made a new one

>>7474422
>>7474422
>>7474422

>>7474422

>>7458795
I could be your bf if you want. Not everyone has given up on romance in favor of becoming a lustful cum dumpster. There are people out there who share your views, you just have to be patient and not give in to despair. Despair will only drive you into Grindr tier sluthood, and there is no turning back once you go there. Moral people do exist, but they are much harder to find. Certainly not on Grindr or other gay hubs that said. It's hard, but it can be done, and the rewards are much greater than the short lived pleasure of pathetic casual fucking. You will most certainly come to regret it, so it is preferable to stick to fapping until you find a normal bf.