/gaygen/ - Speaker (And Official Husbando) Ryan Edition

i just fapped to a cute straight bj video. the interaction between the couple was so real :( i must say it gave me feels

>>7441249
Link fsggot

Is dying my hair Silver a bad idea if I got a baby face?

Hey guys, I'm not gay, but I want to get my dick sucked by a manly bearded man. What should I do?

>>7441449
You know most people who deny that they're gay want traps or twinks jsyk

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>>7441449
even I don't want that nigga thats gay as hell

>>7441462
Fuck off you stupid whore. What a load of shit. God you things are fucking deranged.

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>cool wisconsin people Paul Ryan and Tammy Baldwin leave state
>Stuck with Scott The Sycophant Walker

>>7441506
hey wisconsinbro
scott walking dead only keeps getting elected because of >muh guns
i mean guns are fun but come the fuck on, he's an asshole

>>7441462
Traps and twinks are disgusting though.

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Christmas
Is Magic
Miracles
Happening
All of them on the day

In the night you'll see lights
So bright
In the sky,
They're the reindeer on Sa-anta's sleigh

>>7441395

No it's hot.

>>7441449
Try visiting a gay cafe, bar etc far from where you live. Treat it similar to how you earn achievments in video games. You might even fall in love. Or could always place an ad on craigslist but that's a bit riskier.

>>7441395
Don't dye your hair. A natural look will always be more beautiful than something artificial.

>>7441536
Some twinks are cute, but only if they have a somewhat unique face.

99.999999% of twinks are a diamond dozen.

>>7441449
>how do I get sex
Stop being annoying as fuck

discord link?

>>7441705

https://discord.gg/DTzTT

>>7441705
https://discordapp.com/invite/uTc29FU

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>>7441689
>A natural look will always be more beautiful than something artificial.

>>7441689
My facial hair is reddish compared to my hair and my eyebrows are really light. I dyed my hair to match my bear and dyed my brows darker to make them pop and it made a huge difference for me.

>>7441731

Fake

>>7441740
I'm not saying to not maintain yourself, I'm just against most aesthetic products because they are full of damaging chemicals usually.
>>7441753
All the power to you, it's your body. Just stating my own pref.

>>7441689
I already have some white hair.

I lowkey wish my hair had gone all white, since I've had white hair since I was in elementary school.

>>7441913
>silver fox
Do what you want, if it makes you feel better then why not.

I vow to never have sex outside of a relationship once again if I don't test positive for hiv. But it isn't looking hopeful.....

>>7441913
white hair is kinda sexy ngl, I've wanted to do it for a long time myself

Any traps or femboys in the midwest US that happen to need some extra spending cash? Richfag here, I'm on the chubby side, but I'm also well endowed, 8.75 inches last I measured, if I lost some weight, I'd probably be over 9, and I'm willing to pay for company over the holidays

>>7442003
Tsk tsk,
What happened legbutt
>greentext it

>>7442034
>somethingthatdidn'thappen.txt
>leend.deddit

>>7442018
I fucking wish, those days are behind me though
>>7442042
I don't get it

>>7442034
I'm going to do tests on thursday because I've had fatigue, itchy rashes that keeps me awake every night and this all started with a fever, and have lasted for 2 months.

The only thing that keeps me from thinking it's HIV is that some sites say symptoms doesn't last this long. Also that I didn't have sex with someone like 1.5 months before these symptoms started and every source says symptoms appear 1-2 weeks after transmission.

I'm torn and want to die right now

>>7442076
Maybe it's just stress? We all get those symptoms from time to time and unless it is adversely affecting your quality of life, it's probably nothing.
It also sounds to me like you have some AsPD, risk taking like bareback sex is very unsafe and I implore you to always use protection please.

>>7442128
I really want it to be something else but then again my life can't get much worse than it already is

condoms kept breaking for me this year when I was the bottom and I don't know why.

>>7442061
I can work with cute if you can be submissive and fem acting even if you aren't a trap or femboy anymore, all I ask is that you be willing to take it rough and bareback, I do have test results proving I don't have STDs, so you don't need to worry about that

>>7442145
I said those days are behind me lol, good luck finding a fuckboi tho! I wouldn't take a 9' dick anyways, that will literally FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
>>7442144
Are you having indiscriminate sex with people you meet online/through apps? Also, you should probably bring your own condoms or if you already do switch brands.

>>7442018
Damn, tfw not in the midwest

>>7442158
Well that's something I haven't heard often, getting rejected because the D is too big

>>7442170
If you're on the same continent I'd be willing to fly you here if you're cute, I'd expect you to stay until I go back to work though, which is the 3rd of January.

>>7442186
Thats because I enjoy regular bowel movements and my tight boipuci. If I have sex with anyone over 8' it will severely limit who I can enjoy having sex with for the rest of my life haha. And given that anything over 7' is fairly uncommon, that would lock me out of alot of peeps (not to say I have alot of sex).
I'm sure you won't have trouble finding someone tho, tons of thirsty bitches everywhere.

>>7442203
Fair enough, I really don't like hooking up with people that live in the same city as me, I work at a university, it's a college city, tons of people coming and going, during summer and the holidays the population of the city drops by like 50%, not exaggerating, so it's kind of hard to trust people that might not even live here the next day, plus a lot of them aren't even legal age yet, I honestly trust people here on 4chan more, that's kind of why I'm asking here instead of trying to find a cute student that needs company during the holidays

>>7442018

Yes hi

>>7442186
Idk how cute I am but I am way too tight to take that anyhow, plus I'd rather spend time with friends before they go back to school anyhow. Good luck though

>>7442227
What do you teach? I've always fantasized about having sex with some of my prof's haha. If you are going to pay big bucks I'd recommend you just use an escort service. When I was 17 and in San Fran for my cousins wedding I almost got conscripted into one haha.

On your point about trusting 4chan, I can understand it but realize that most people here are not a 10/10 and in good mental health.

>>7442247
Stats? Are you willing to take it bare? I can prove I have no STDs, but I do like to be rough with my bottoms, so there would be some pain involved

>>7442271
Not a teacher, data analyst in the registrars office, my job is basically looking at the work other people already did and making sure they didn't fuck it up

>suck a uncut guy off and his dick taste something awful
>forced to straggle it with saliva so it at least taste like me
fucking was alright but anyone else had to deal with that or was into it, I want to shout to him wash your dick!

>>7442277
I'm sure you could find a way to role-play that haha. I wanna guess you are... 38

>>7442322
Not even close, 25, I need to afk for a little bit, probably like 15 minutes, it's a shame you aren't interested though, you do sound like someone that could be submissive and let me dom you and make you my bitch but in a loving way

>>7442342
Oh haha, my bad. I think I'm just use to people around my age not having careers yet. I'm always down to try something new, unfortunately the big dick is hard to take and unless I deeply loved the person, would not stick in my but haha.

>>7442394
I understand, still odd that the dick is a deal breaker, honestly never heard that one before.

>>7442277

19/5'6/138/DDF

I can take it bare after you prove bby. You can be as rough as you like. That's what gags are for. ;3

>>7442421
That's probably because you don't hang around good Christians boys like me haha, but no ones perfect. I always like the idea of a big dick, but when I think about how much work it is to prep and all that jazz I get put off.

>>7442431
138 is a little heavy for 5'6 isn't it? The last guy I dated was 1 inch shorter than you and he weighed about 100 even

>>7442433
I'm a good Catholic boy myself you goof, born and raised Catholic, even went to Catholic school until high school.

>>7442447

Lol meant 118

>>7442472
Have a pic? Also, just asking because of your trip, are you a cis girl or a guy? I like to play with my bottom's dick, so if you don't have one, that's a deal breaker.

>>7442447
If I visited you I'd drag you to the nearest Calvinist church on a Sunday morn and I don't think you 'd like that haha.
Since we're posting stats i'll try and dissuade you with mine, 23/6'1/Occasional tolker

>>7442493
Yeah, I don't think we'd work for a casual holiday hookup situation like I'm looking for, I like guys that are shorter than me, and you're about an inch taller

>>7442501
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride haha. I understand, I've never dated anyone under 6' so I feel you. Plus it's no fun if your sub can fightback is it?

>>7442521
Fighting back is a bit of a harsh way to say it, I don't beat my bottoms, just spanking, hair pulling, pushing their face in to the pillow or pulling their cheeks apart and going really deep while I pound away, I know I cause some pain, but I'm not a sadist

>>7442483

I dun post pics on 4Chan, but I'm a guy with a dick ugu

>>7442537
Oh I didn't mean it that way, but that doesn't sound anything out of the ordinary. Plus you got lucky and have this other cad to keep you company over the holidays.

>>7442571
If you're talking about Girl with the drill, that isn't going to happen if he isn't sharing a picture, I don't exchange contact info without knowing what I'm getting in to.

>>7442583
If I wasn't so lazy I'd give you a consolation pic of my ass for staying on this late and keeping the thread alive haha.
>>7442549
Just post a pic, I guarantee there aren't a billion people lurking this thread ready to judge you.

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>>7442609

O-o... ok... Nyoron ~

>>7442676
Well that is certainly a look that will get you attention. Not my cup of tea but qt/10

>>7442697

Thanks.

>>7442472
Lol spotted the lying shetranny whale

>>7442849

Do I look fat in my pic to you?

I'm 24, is it weird for me to be fucking 16 year olds? (legal here)

>>7442998
its super weird if youre in a relationship

its a little weird if its just casual

>>7442998

Everything's weird.
If it's legal, and it doesn't feel weird to YOU and you aren't purposefully fucking them over, then it doesn't matter otherwise. If you're asking that question, it's possible that you're an ethical person and better than someone who ignores the social taboos simply because they're a flaming sociopath.

That said, it's a little worrisome that you're asking it on 4Chan.

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>>7442998

>tfw got fucked by 22-26 year olds on the reg when i was 17ish

I just liked beards is all.

>>7443016
What makes you think that? 8 years doesn't seem like a huge gap to me.

>>7443024
I'm not doing it for fucked up reasons, I just prefer younger guys. That probably sounded fucked up :$ But yeah, I don't do anything scummy like fuck them over.

>>7442998
Yeah pretty weird. Even though the age gap isn't the biggest at that point in adolescence the mental gap is huge. The fact you used a plural term suggests you regularly target and take advantage of kids too.

I feel really worried for people who fetishize fucking young boys. How will you ever be able to date someone when you're only attracted to males at a rather specific and very short fragile phase of their life?

>>7443198
>take advantage
What makes you think I do? Everything is consensual.

>>7443311
Right. Because teens that young aren't stupid as fuck and easily manipulated by older people all the time. I think they should be able to consent to people their own age, but a man in his mid 20s talking a boy in his mid teens into sex just strikes me as creepy and predatory, they are not your equals, even if they do consent you're just using them. Find someone your own age and be an adult instead of a creepy fuck that tries to stick his dick in children not even finished with high school.

>>7443433
>Because teens that young aren't stupid as fuck and easily manipulated by older people all the time

Yeah, they aren't.
When I was 16, the stupidest thing I did was be insanely cautious and criticize other teenagers for having fun. The biggest problem is society doesn't teach people that age accountability or treat them like people who have sexual desires. If we just accepted, as a society, that teenagers are not actual children and they are capable of making responsible decisions, then the rationality of our approach to teen sex would vastly improve.

Fact is people of all ages are stupid as all fuck, but we have a cognitive bias to see it as stupider when teenagers make the same decisions. Ultimately all we really achieve is delaying stupid decisions if we protect them too much. A great example is the US drinking age. When they raised it again to 21, all that happened was the spike in drunk driving deaths moved up to 21 in the states where it had been lower. It's the same kind of comical improvement that would be made if they'd raised the age to 30.

Educate and encourage responsibility in everything, and you'd also have a society more equipped to approach stuff like rapist sports teams without anyone ever being able to pull "boys will be boys" out in the middle of it.

>>7442227
I live in a college town too. It's great.
Fresh crop of cute guys every year.

>>7442158
>indiscriminate sex with people you meet online/through apps
yes but only after talking to them for at least days if not weeks
>bring your own condoms or if you already do switch brands
I do bring my own condoms and lube. I use the state's brand so you'd think there would be some quality...

>>7443732
>capable of making responsible decisions,
Some them are. Some I wouldn't trust to handle sharp objects.

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one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright

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>>7443813
>when tho?

>>7441121
How rowdy are gay bars on New Years

I'm a really lonely bi sexual half looking for something to do. Not sure how I feel about starting my year with a dick in my ass.

>>7443813
Could you give me a timeframe on when I find him?

>>7444011
look behind you

>>7443813
>one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday
I find this very hard to believe.

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>>7443813
>with the love of your life
He loves someone else.
Yes that someone else is a girl.
Yes that explains my feud with straight people on this board.

>>7443813
>no waking up at 7 to go to church
I've found the heretic

>>7442998
Yes, you should have been fucking teens when you yourself were a teen. Now it's creepy and I guarantee the ones youre finding have some deep issues to think it's okay to be fucking with an adult when they are a kid.

>>7443765
I'd strongly suggest avoiding dating apps altogether, but most people never take that advice. The point I'm getting at is that you're obviouslly anxious about having sex and any way that you can mitigate this variable would do your mental health some good. If you are worried about contracting diseases then you shouldn't be hooking up with randoms on the internet. If you're scared about condoms breaking then you should take it a little slow. Control your desires lest they control you.

>>7444095
Not that anon, but I'd be pretty stumped on how or where to find someone for a relationship without apps or the internet in general.

>>7444107
You see a qt, you approach. Generally you can tell if they are into it by body language. I've gotten rid of Facebook 4 years ago now, never use dating/hookup apps and have still managed to date 5 guys since uni started back in September (no sex or making out tho, I'm no cheap harlot)

>>7444125
Did you run into any awkwardness by chatting someone up you later found was straight?

>>7444125
>no sex or making out
What exactly is your definition of "dating" then?
Honest question, Enlgish is not my first language and I've always though that the word "dating" involved at least kissing the person you're with.

>>7444193
*English

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>>7443813
Yeah that'll happen...

>>7444095
I'd honestly consider this but now I think it's too late. Let's see what the results say.

What are your thoughts on wigs?
I hate being bald.

>>7444265
Wigs are pathetic. Shave your head and own it. Hair is not that important.

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>>7444265
they can be great

is hiv people getting into relationship with other hiv people a common thing because it's impossible to find another parter? asking for a friend

>>7444349
I have an ugly head shape and lumps of scar tissue on my head.
What probably hurts the most is that my hair was the only part of my self that I liked.

>>7444429
I'm sorry anon. Are you sure is that bad? Have you ever tried shaving it? Maybe you'll like it. I personally think scars are pretty badass, they don't bother me at all.

>>7444482
I shaved it some time ago in an attempt to take control of the situation. No one around me had anything good to say.

Hey gays (hehe get it, gays/guys), I'm not gay, but why do I attract so many gay people?

>in kindergarten
>become besties with the most alpha kid
>we become the pokemon card monopoly on the block, we see a card we want, we get it, even if we have to break the law
>he grows up to be a feminine twink

>middle school
>new kid in school gets bullied by 5 others, surrounded by them, and they wont let him have his ball back
>get in there and 2v5 them until tears are flowing, and teachers are being called for help
>he's now one of those buff bodybuilder gays

>high school
>there's a really soft beta kid, that I was worried about surviving, because he was really innocent
>stick up for him, because he wouldn't do it for himself, and we shared similar hobbies
>he's now one of those gay rights activists on facebook

>university
>at first make fun behind a guy's back, because he was a fag
>later on he turned out to be my best friend, most helpful out of anyone, and always took care of me, even when I never asked for it

>last summer
>getting pretzels at the beach
>gay dude gives me two extra for free

I just don't know man, I'm not even attractive in any way.

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>>7444633

>>7444633
Pic with timestamp please.

>>7444648
Why? This isn't /soc/, I don't want to. Also in bed and too lazy to get up and fix my hair.

>>7444429
iktf
growing a beard atm to add an "interesting" feature to my face, but it's still patchy AF after 1 month
i'm doomed

>>7444633
You're probably super gay acting, even if you're straight.

>>7444181
Of course, most guys are pretty understanding and if anything take it as a compliment.
>>7444193
Nah it usually is, I'm just prudish
>>7444256
Don't be a fatalist, I'm sure you are fine

>>7444805
>I'm sure you are fine
I fucking hope so. But I've begun to try to accept the fact that I might have hiv already and that I probably won't be able to live a normal life, even though I don't know for sure yet. It breaks my heart.

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>mfw one of the directors at my workplace has patted me on my face like if I was a teddy bear
>mfw my gay coworker has told me they do that because I look teddy bear-ish indeed and cute

>>7444844
Post cute face.

>>7444797
Not at all. I'm unironically alpha and as manly as possible.

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>>7443813

>>7444816
Just chill out dude, HIV isn't as scary as it use to be and there is already a case were a man was cured, not to handle with kid gloves tho.
Do you always get this paranoid about getting HIV?

>>7444879
I read about that case but it hasn't been confirmed he's 100% cured yet. Progress is looking good though and I'm hopeful there will be a cure before hiv eventually kills me.

>Do you always get this paranoid about getting HIV?
Only when I get these symptoms I have right now which are listed for hiv. Got a fever two months ago, had lethargy and non-stop itching rashes which keeps me awake at night itching, since.

>>7444871
I'd def recommend you start an exfoliation regime, Just look into making your own green tea sugar scrub & toner and use 1once every two days.

>>7442676
is this actually one of you

>>7444903
Honestly the only advice I can give is to step away from hookup apps and all that nonsense. The temporary pleasure is eclipsed by the anxiety it seems to cause you for months on end.

>>7444934
Yeah I already said I would consider that if I'm not positive. But I haven't felt like I usually do the last 2 months so I dunno, I think it's looking bad.

>>7444953
Don't consider it just do it, whether you are hiv+ or not. Those apps just fast track intimacy and romance to the point where they should just ask on their profile 'do you want to fuck'

>>7444870
I'm sure that's what you're going for. Probably come across as a flamboyant queen.

>>7444996
Polar opposite of flamboyant.

In a bit of a fight with the bf, so we're not speaking. It's 10:30pm. I think 12am would be safe to say he's gone to a friend's place or something, right? Pubs shut at 11pm, which is another place he could've gone after work.

Because if he's not coming back, I can be all DUDE WEED LMAO, and watch porn for several hours (weed makes me very horny and porn is amazing), pass out, and he will be none the wiser.

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>>7445091
>mfw every time I get home alone I jerk off furiously to the most gay porn I can find

You know happiness, anon.

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>tfw the first time he trusted you enough to fall asleep in your arms
>tfw waking up being bigspooned by him
>tfw rolling over into the warm patch he made in the bed while he went and made coffee in the kitchen

>tfw FWB i did all this with just moved to China
>tfw its cold and lonely now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
;___;

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>>7445108
Well at least you know how the feeling is.
I cannot imagine how it hurts because I never felt it in the first place.

>>7445033
If you say so.
I'm sure the gay guys hitting on you is a fluke.

>>7445182
None of them have hit on me though, except for maybe the pretzel dude.

>>7445219
You are spreading gay spores.

>>7445219
>None of them have hit on me though,
So your saying you seem gay and are also unattractive?

>>7444805
I wouldn't call it prudish. First few dates are just getting to know each other before anything gets serious

>>7445274
No, are you illiterate?

>>7445289
That's true, I guess i'm just not a whore then?

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>>7445381

>people who like different things to me are bad!

there is nothing wrong with getting intimate on the first date if youre both comfortable with it, just like there is nothing wrong with taking your time

no need to get all pejorative, champ

How can white men even compete with black men in today's dating scene? I'm not gay so I'm not sure what it's like in that community, but as a straight guy I've noticed that all the women I know prefer black men to white ones. The reasons they give me are that blacks have bigger dicks, better bodies, and are more masculine, dominant and confident. My ex-gf left me for a black guy. However, since she does love me, she told me that I could watch as they had sex so that I could learn from him and become a better lover. I got so turned on by it, moreso than I ever have from fucking her myself. I hadn't realised before then that black on white is the most passionate and exciting type of sex there is. So is it the same for you guys?

>>7445422

really bro?
reevaluate your life.

>>7445422
Only asians and indians are lower than blacks in the totem pole. Even the degenerate size queens aren't that likely to actually date black men.

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>>7445437

i <3 asians desu

>>7445457
A lot of men with certain pederastic tendencies do.

>>7445437
Asians are qt. Dafuq are you on about.

>>7445360
It's cool ugbro.

>>7445422
Lmao.

Is this pasta? If so it's great. I'm going to save it for future use.

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>>7445497

i like asians with heavt stubble though

they make me melt~

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How can white guys compete with THIS?

>>7445544
Not smelly, stupid, dirty, poor, and in jail.

>>7445396
You're right, but that doesn't change the fact that people (whatever their sexuality) that put out so fast usually have some other issue. On the same tolken maybe I have an issue for taking my time.
Regardless different people like different things.

>>7443433
lol get over yourself. I was into older guys when i was 16. Banging a guy in his mid 20s is hardly the end of the world or predatory. Get over yourself

>>7445422
Maybe they can't compete in the dating scene, but i'm almost certain they do better in long term relationships. And that is the foundation of a healthy society, a strong family unit.
If you're a cuck i'd like to redirect you here
>>>/pol/

>feelgood shit posting about his 3inch chink fwb

Kys pls

I think skinny fem guys are cute

im straight

>>7445629
>I think skinny fem guys are cute
>I think skinny guys are cute
>I think guys are cute
you're not straight

>>7445637
no anon you dont get it

i dont get why this is so hard to explain but ill try it again

when guys are flamboyant and feminine, I want them to hold me tight and tell me Im safe

whose the fag now anon

>>7445641
he didn't say you were a fag but you're at least bi

>>7445544
Is that a trick question? I'm pretty sure someone that doesn't have a criminal record will always have the upper hand anon.

>>7445437
>>7445621
>>7445596
what are you guys doing replying to stale /tv/ bait

>>7445648
It's like we are speaking two different languages

I'm not bi, guys are fucking gross.
It's a normal thing to fantasize about cute flamboyant guys holding my hand and playing with my hair

>>7445544
>tfw you really want to try some dark meat
>but your inner /pol/ is convinced that you'll just get beat up and robbed

>>7445677
Don't forget aids.

>>7445741
Oh yeah. And apparently syphilis is becoming a thing here in Minneapolis. When I heard that I did a double take, I thought that was a 19th century thing.

Guys my ass hurts. Guess what I did. :)

>>7446038
2 fists in the poo?

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>>7445677
>>7445741

1. meet in a public place during the day
2. use condoms until you have both been tested

problem solved

>>7446089
No, I took a massive manshit.

>>7446163

try taking a petite femmeshit next time.

>>7446163
Congrats.

>tfw if I don't shave my armpits I start smelling way too manly

>>7446533
I want to but I'm afraid I'll cut myself because every time I trim my armpit hair I get these small little cuts, but that may also be my shitty trimmer.
Also how does it feel growing back in for the first time? Does it feel as bad as when you first shave your legs?

>>7446533
Same. But by 'manly' you mean sweaty.

>>7446559
Use a sharper razor and moisturize after.

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>>7446533

Manly smell is best smell

>take off shirt after a long day
>huff my own pits as i jack off

>>7446559
Using a sports hair removal cream is better. And I've never shaved my legs, that's gay.

>>7446573
It's not just sweaty. It's manly. It's different, women can't smell like that.

>>7446581
thats it mane

lost my anal virginity to my best friend earlier, he claims to be straight, he made me crossdress for it, is he straight or bi?

>>7447054
>straight or bi?

he's desperate

>good side of face looks gross now
>bad side of face looks much nicer now

Being ugly is suffering

>>7447071
Is he really? He said it was a one time thing because I was depressed about being a virgin, and he gets tons of girls, guy was like the biggest player in my class, he lost his virginity in 5th grade, I don't feel like he is desperate.

>>7447078
i wonder how long it will be until people realize i literally only take pictures from one angle for this reason

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>>7441753
>my eyebrows are really light

>mfw have dark, thick, naturally long and bushy eyebrows and see someone gifted perfect natural eyebrows by God

What's your most fucked up sexual fantasy? Mine-- When I was in high school my go to fap fantasy was about to twin brothers that were in my class. They were both really smart, they skipped several years, they were only 12 as sophomores in high school, hadn't his puberty yet I'm pretty sure, they had no facial hair or body hair at all (saw them naked in the locker room) and they looked completely identical, I fantasized about restraining them both bent over my kitchen table, on opposite sides of the table facing each other, then putting a box with two neck holes over their heads so all they could see was the others face, then sucking one of them off under the table and making him tell his brother what I just did, then going to the other and fucking him as hard as I could with minimal lube so it hurt and making him tell his brother what I just did, and if he refused, say I'd do it again the next day, but if he said out loud to his brother that he just got buttfucked and jizzed inside of, I'd let them go, then I wouldn't let them go, I'd do the same thing for a few days in a row, sucking one and fucking the other, then one day I'd fuck the one I had been sucking and suck the other, so from then on they'd never know who was getting fucked that day

>only gays i make friends with are either entirely in the closet or thirsty bottoms that are as easy as public stalls to get in
the stereotypes are real

>>7447085
he's lying to you
straight men dont just fuck their virgin friends for the fuck of it
he's probably an uber virgin and used you as an excuse
the virgin shaming is pretty rough for men

>have an entire day of sitting
>proceed to scratch gooch and sniff
i kind of get why, but i don't get why i KEEP doing it

>>7447351
Unless some of the girls he's slept with were lying on his behalf, he wasn't a virgin, I've been flat out told by girls he at least claims to have fucked that they did have sex, they even knew his dick size, which I can confirm they were right about.

>>7447388
stop worshiping
he's in the closet

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>leave std tests just now
>doctor looks at tests in the microscope so we can stary treatment before definite results arrive
>"huh so you definitely got an infection but I cant really tell what it is"
>he calls in his elder superior
>she cant tell what is is either
>get prescribed chlamydia pills until further notice
Huhh..... wonder what I catched.
The guy that shoved metal test pins into my penis was pretty hot too.

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>tfw you will never be an internationally famous news reporter who used to work for the CIA in combat zones with a 10/10 ultra-ripped boyfriend

>barely speak to crush
>search him up on Twitter, and add him on Snapchat via username posted in Twitter bio

On a scale of 1 - 10, how weird is this?

>>7447706
hope you werre at least married to the guy that gave you the stds you filthy degenerate

>>7447828
>marrying someone with an untreated std or someone who would cheat on you
no sorry I'm not THAT much of a degenerate

>>7447809
snapchat can be pretty private for some people but not if it's public on his twitter

I'd say 4 with 10 being max weird

>>7447862
Acceptable. I've added other classmates too, so if he asks I'll just be like "wanted to see what everyone was doing over break lol :3"

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when you're horsing around with your crush and he gives a friendly punch to the back but it was kind of forceful and he apologizes and at the same time you accidentally let out an "oh daddy"

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>>7445544
>How can white guys compete with THIS?

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>>7447875
>when you're horsing around with your crush and he gives a friendly punch to the back but it was kind of forceful and he apologizes and at the same time you accidentally let out an "oh daddy"

You should've made him pound your boipussi right then and there tbqh.

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>>7447879
I'm a top. But whenever I'm around him I get so submissive its disgusting.
He's taller than me and had a deeper voice is what I think it is.
Whenever we go in for a bro-hug he always wraps his arms around my neck/shoulders and I go for the waist. When I try to do the opposite he always pats my arms down EVERYTIME

>>7447875

i mean obviously you made up this story but i legit once inadvertently moaned during a prostate exam

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>>7447875
>when he/daddy compliments your big load with a "good boy"

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>>7447908
Whats the point of making this image all censored/pixelated?

>>7447927
it's obv too lewd for a christian imageboard

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>>7447933
I can't believe baraposting still isn't a bannable offence. It's just too lewd.

>*baraposts softly*

>>7447078
>good side of face looks gross now
>bad side of face looks much nicer now
your name isn't Harvey by any chance is it?

>>7447706
>doctors don't know what you have
how are you not more scared?

>>7448086
Well they were unsure about the preliminary results. They will know for sure in a few days

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>>7448138
Slut.

>>7448145
At least he was doubtful it was hiv which was my primary worry, but I'm find out soon. Doctor also said there were lots of reported cases with gonnorea in my city lately.

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>Swapping oral with cocks covered by a flavored condom

An attractive bicurious fag asked me if I wanted to do this recently. Would you?

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>added crush on Snapchat
>he added me back
>has now viewed all my snaps
>mfw


>>7448514
>being a slut

LEARN FROM THE ANON ABOVE YOU FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

>>7446581
control yourself you hypermasculine slut

>>7445544
>like black guys with long hair
>all blacks are fucking bald

>>7448590
>like black guys

Why? I'm seriously intrigued.

>>7448595
nice booty and lips

>>7448145
Be blessed with consensual dick

>>7448514
What flavour?

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>be at work
>have a couple good shits
>"cool, I'll do anal later"
>get home from work
>constipation
IT'S NOT FAIR

What are gay clubs like?
Specifically ones run by drag queens.

>>7448863
gay

You know how Blizzard's Overwatch's devs announced one of their characters was gay and then it turned out to be a girl and they drew a comic of two girls kissing? They wouldn't do that with two guys would they.

Just saying.

>>7449018
people keep shipping the samurai and the cowboy, maybe they'll play along with that or something?

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>>7448595

not him but some black guys are cute

>>7449018

true. i hate how lesbians are so much more PR-friendly than us.

there are like 10,000 films about lesbians, and like 50 about homos. not fair.

>>7449046
I mean the point is that they wouldn't draw a comic of two guys kissing but they use two girls kissing for PR.

I'm not super overly amazingly aggravated or anything, but that's definitely some shonky business. Although, any gay character PR stunt can go fuck itself in general really. Doesn't make your characters deep or anything, it's just a cheap as shit grab for attention.

>>7449079
yeah, it's pretty much this >>7449073 though
nobody wants to think about guys doing guys but if it's two girls then they seem to be mostly fine with it

>>7448619
>nice booty
I'm still on the fence about black booty. It looks nice and round and full, but it's all fat and flabby when you touch it.

I want a firm muscle butt.

>>7449018
>It's not gay if it's two girls
This shit is literally on the books in some places.

>>7448619
Correction,

>nice AIDS-INFESTED booty and AIDS-INFESTED lips

>>7449018
And this is news why?
This is surprising why?
This came unexpected why?
This turned out to go against all our expectations why?
This is actually relevant to mention why?
This isn't known by literally all homosexuals in the world why?

>>7449181
You can't get AIDS from kissing, there is such thing as safe sex/PrEP and the vast majority of black guys do not have HIV even if they are the group with the highest amount.

These are facts, fuck off with your feelings.

>>7449211
There is no reason to be upset.

How do people drink a huge thermos of coffee daily? I drank a grande sized one for the first time in about a year and my ass has been making me regret it all day.

>>7449103
There's a niche appeal in a black guys ass. They tend to be some of the only guys that have larger asses even if they're slim or average size, so guys that like fatter asses without fatter guys love them. They aren't my favorite but they can be fun, and they usually look nice.

>>7449345
I could see that.
Might be fun every once in a while.

>>7441121
Would you fuck a short 5'2", skinny cis gay guy with big ass and hips? And no, I'm not a fucking trap.

I feel like my fucking body is too feminine for gay guys and it's driving me fucking crazy.

>>7449439
Yes. Sorry guys are the best. As long as it's a nice ass and not just flab.

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>>7445761
>implying Minneapolis isn't in the 19th century

>>7449439
Eyyy bby you want sum fuck?

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>>7445422
You fucking ruined it, this could've been an actual good bait if you stopped at the "my ex-gf left me for a black guy" part.

>>7449456
>Sorry guys
Short guys

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>>7449473
I've reached a point in horniness that I will literally fuck a rock if it resembles a dick.

So, yes.
>>7449456
>flab
Does this look flabby? I squat everyday to keep it firm and keep my thighs/legs big.

>>7449510

>does this look flabby?
>posts a fully clothed picture

jee whiz

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>>7449228
I apologize for the baseless jest, for I failed to realize I was in conversation with a genuine proponent of racial mixing - the greatest evil known to man. I naively thought that this humble corner of the internet might be free of those who unjestingly defend the negro: a savage, inferior, and wholly unevolved creature. Alas, you profess a fondness in "facts" - so have your fill:

>41.8% of all NEGROES have HERPES
>In these United States, 44% of those with HIV are NEGROES
>55.4% of those diagnosed with gonorrhea are NEGROES

I ask you to consider these FACTS, before you engage in most disgusting intercourse with the feral livestock that are NEGROES. This wave of pestilence shall not be cured until the negro is again enslaved, so that the white master may guard his rightful chattel's health.

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>>7449510

>>7449526
Man, that's underwear, I'm not gonna post my nude in a safe board.

>>7449534
cringe af

back to your subreddit, friendo

>>7449554
You cringe at the truth of WHITE SUPERIORITY. These DIGITS confirm it.

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>>7449577
>these digits confirm it
>gets lucky 77 dubs
I guess it IS confirmed.

>>7449510
>Does this look flabby?
Hard to tell. Post another pic.

Also: London?

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I'm thinking about wearing makeup after looking at myself through Snapchat filters tbqh.

>post your opinion on men and makeup

Am I a weirdo for only being attracted to manly buff older men? I'm also a virgin.

>>7449439
>>7449510
>cute butt
short guys are great

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Happy 129th birthday to Srinivasa Ramanujan!

>>7449699
Naw, plenty of gay guys have a thing for "daddies"

anyone got a working discord link?

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>tfw catching feelings for my straight crush again
H E L P

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>>7449648
>another pic
Here's another one with more "skin", keep in mind I'm only 102lb.

>>7449842

fuck now you're making me jealous

>>7449842
Nope. Definitely fuckable.
I can't imagine many tops turning you down with an ass like that.
Unless you've got a serious case of butterface.

>>7449817
Get him drunk and offer him a bj.

>tfw you go on a certain roleplay website with a 'fictional' character that no one believes is the real you, but it's actually you fit on a certain universe, and you roleplay the things you can never get IRL such as sex and romance

I feel like i'll regret this later because I didn't live my real life, instead I chose to be on my computer living things I technically never felt.
My future is dark.

>>7449842
>>7449877
On second thought, it's more then just fuckable.
If I was single, I'd be planning a road trip. kek

>>7449842
I will reiterate cute butt
>tfw no short cute butt bf for xmas

>>7449878
He has a gf.

>>7449913
Maybe you can be his gf for a night.

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>never use the word "fisting" in my life
>phone autocompletes "formatting" into fisting when I try to type it
>even my phone knows I'm gay

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>>7449948
I'm ashamed at how aroused this post makes me.

>>7450038
I only browse gaygen to get free boners. I'm not even gay.

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>>7450038
I'm not the quoted one but i'd love to be someone's gf for a night.

is it gay to touch my dogs penis when I shower him?

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>>7449577
praise kek

>tfw can't find any good amateur bj videos

>>7450253

>tfw found a video of a guy getting dominated by a black guy while his girlfriend is talking to him and the black guy on the phone making fun of her bf

>your crush sends you this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryC6jC69pbs
What do?

>>7450506
i get high and watch planet earth

>>7450398
>tfw you found a video of a guy crossdressing as princess Leia and fucking himself with a dildo painted as R2D2

>>7450506
Suck my dick. May as well.

I'm gay when I'm drunk and I hate myself so much

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>>7450604
>I'm gay
Me too
>I'm drunk
Me too
>I hate myself so much
Me too

Wanna go out?

>>7450604
Same.

Drinkers ain't thinkers also.

>>7450613
Yes pls

>be me
>be 5"11 Manlet
>lift and try to act tough
>just want to be held and cuddled

>>7450625
are you blonde blue eyed?

>>7450651
To tall. You'll never be a qt manlet.

>>7450674
I still feel jealous of taller guys enough times a day

How the fuck are so many people over six foot

>>7450687
am 6'2" would date 5'11" just saying
its not that far off from me desu

>>7450665
Yes blue eyed

>5'8
>120 lbls
>hairy
Why does God hate me

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>>7450694
I'm a sucker for blue eyes

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>>7450699
Pls Hug me and tell me it's ok to be gay

>>7450699
That's stupid.

>>7450706
so is your tripname

>>7450708
You're prefer if it was CutiePieFuckboy69 or some shit?

>>7450717
That would be really stupid.

>>7450722
Are you reverese psychologying me, boyo? Or are you saying the CutiePieFuckboy69 sn't the greatest name of all time? Because that is quite obviously untrue.

>>7450687
Genetics and eating your wheaties as a kid.

>>7450696
Bulk into cub mode? Shave into Twink mode?

>>7450704
Aww C'mere.
It's okay to be gay.
You worthless faggot.

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>>7450734

>>7450737
>Shave into Twink mode?
I plan on laser hair removal desu

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>>7450737
Damn my 18 year old self lifting origins. It stunted my plate growth

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>>7445517
take a look at this semen demon

>>7450755
How long you been liftan, average height anon?

>>7450817
3 years

>>7450882
Post progress pics.
Especially glute pics.
Gotta make sure you're doing your squats.

>>7450812
>tfw no filthy bf

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>>7450903
>ywn fuck frank in his virgin ass
why live

>>7450398
As in rape or just some cuck shit?

>>7451186

Nah, him getting cucked hard

Mostly straight. Lately I've been enjoying exposing myself to other guys in kik. Love how they praise my cock and body and make feel good about myself, even damn sexy in ways that I never thought possible.
Then they regale me with tales about how they'd love to take me and do all sorts of lewd things with me and I'm finding myself really enjoying the idea of a guy adoring me but also at the same time can't feel it clicking when seeing them.

Anyway don't really know what's going on and just wanted to type it out. Mostly because I have this guy in another tab showing me his cute fat butt and it makes me all sorts of confused

>>7451301
That's how I started out to.
> I'm not gay I just like the praise.

>there are guys who don't swallow

Literally
W H Y
H
Y

>>7451637
I'm virgin.

>>7451637

this desu

>invite friend over for dinner
>No response for 2 hours
Fuck

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>>7451301

paul ryan is by far my favorite biscum

>>7451750
By dinner do you mean your bp?

>>7451810
Nah we're platonic

Also he doesn't do anal. We've had dinner together a few times though. Nice guy though

>>7451827
>platonic

More like autistic.

>>7451873
yeah I have aspergers, and physical contact makes me extremely uncomfortable :/

getting drunk or high helps though

also he's like 20 years older than me...

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>when the hot std doctor asks if you bottom or top

So faggots, here's a question for you - if you had to either fuck a FtM in their vag or fuck a MtF in their butt, which choice would you choose??

There's no hidden third option. You can't say neither or that you'd rather choose death.

>>7451948
depends on the person's attractiveness, obviously

New thread

>>7452063
>>7452063
>>7452063

>>7451637
If I orgasm first, cumming in my mouth is out of the question.