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• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old Thread >>7444022
Hello cuties
Hi am very beer
>>7445345
Are you the chocolate sprinkles fairy?
:p
>>7445339
tell more about your """"""""""""""boymode"""""""""""""""""
>>7445351
ohh elannaaa
I just don't get how Minorities can't be racist.
Like can someone actually explain this to me
>>7445353
Yeah
If you eat two slices of bread with chocolate sprinkles each morning it's confirmed to turn you into a girl
Just got off work.
I drove away giddy and smiling.
I love it.
But my feathers are still ruffled about boymode.
All I can assume is they called my references and they told em I was a tranny.
That HAS to be it.
I don't look like a girl.
But......
All the other mechs not giving me a second look like I'm some abomination is just as disconcerting.
I feel like I'm either passing in the worst way or everybody is placating me and ruining my electro plans.
>Pic is from another job I absolutely hated
I mean, I know makeup insta girlmodes me but I wasn't wearing any today :(
is there anyone in toronto who can help tetra and i find somewhere to stay for a night or two?
>>7445363
it's BLM propoganda. We owe blackies reparations, according to people like tihanisi coates
>>7445363
it uses an academic definition of racism instead of the one most people think of when they say racism
its just a talking point basically
>>7445358
Don't judge me is tasty beer is for chilling and spinning psy
I'm 3 weeks in, starting to get some tit-tingles.
Can someone tell me about thier early days/experiences?
>>7445386
Get ready for painful breast buds
>tfw stalking everyone's facebooks
It's so weird seeing all your facebooks, youre actual real people with lives.
>>7445390
>You found mine
>Lives
>Real ppl
>>7445373
>>7445375
I posted this pic to a group I was in and the say this pic is by no means racist to Caucasians or other minorities.
It's prejudice to them but not racist
>>7445390
not me
>>7445390
>tfw no facebook
Sheen the almighty
>>7445390
Scientists have found evidence that tripcode users are in fact people but I still remain skeptical
>>7445399
kys
>>7445393
I'm black
>>7445390
whos
>>7445393
it's literally liberals being deliberately obtuse to seem tolerant while accomplishing nothing
just ignore it
>>7445390
it's funny because the only person from here that I have on FB is someone who feels so strongly about betrayal that she's been threatening to dox him for it. I trust her innately.
>>7445401
I'm pretty sure they're people, just not sure they should be treated as people, with regards to human rights and such
>>7445393
I swear the picture of me that I posted has me in the exact same pose with the exact same lipstick. it's like looking at my future self. Maybe I should go buy a MABA t-shirt.
>>7445414
It would be extremely sexy if you took my rights away and slapped me a bit
>>7445416
MABA is a thing? doesn't really make sense desu
>>7445420
>dr pepper
>go to women's room in target
>no one there
>stand to pee
>goes all over seat
>wash
>go to leave
>women rushes in with two kids right into the stall I used
>instant regret
>>7445425
Ima dr pepper addict
*Fistbump*
>mfw Circe and Korra is real people named Circe and Korra
This is too fucking weird, like TV characters came to life or some shit
>>7445416
One you aren't American
Two it was never brown it was red
>>7445428
>she doesn't sit down when peeing to pretend to have a vagina
>>7445436
>not utilizing what god gave you
My Cis gf said she'd love a dick to stand and pee with, why waste this opportunity
>>7445410
Is this the shit they really believe in....?
tasty turkish takeout
And
cheap wiiiiiine
>>7445434
lmao
>>7445443
My health teacher taught me that girls don't have peepees
>>7445445
now you're doing the same thing on the opposite side
>>7445443
I'm pretty pissed god gave me this in the first place
>>7445449
wtf does that mean im a boy
>>7445456
So you're saying even their discoveries are shit? :^)
>>7445368
>I don't look like a girl.
>>7445456
I'm all for black protest, it's not that they're better or less racist, it's that whites are the same or worse and make racist laws against everyone else, black supremacy probably wouldn't look any better
everything's okay
right?
>>7445434
im lauren
>>7445458
>it's a test
elaborate
>>7445465
Same
>>7445469
God only gives us what we can handle, he thought I could handle about 2 inches
>>7445392
>28 friends
Sad.
>>7445454
No but I'm a bonus hole boy
I thought I knew the tit pains at like a month in, when it was a bit sore if your chest hit something
But oh dog was I in for a surprise, 3 months now and the slightest touch can sometimes hurt like fuck
Will it get any worse??
>>7445450
I'm just asking questions cause this all prejudice/racism is confusing
>>7445474
I religiously purge people on facebook, my face book is pretty much people I want to fuck or people who are basically family (and a few stragglers)
>>7445445
I'll buy the Cracker story, but Nigger literally means 'from Nigeria', nothing sinister
any bad connotations to the word, you're adding them yourself
>tfw went to first ever school the other day
._.
>>7445456
don't be a bigoted shitlord shakira, hispanics were already living in texas
how dare you deny the existence of the native people, they are marginalized enough as it is
>>7445476
cool i've never had kebabs or pidé before
>>7445443
Use it till you lose it, imo.
I do the same if the bathroom is empty
>>7445473
I don't want to get all up in your shit. It's not for me to say, you know how good you pass in RL. I'll just say that the way you take pictures makes you look like a girl. If I saw this picture without context I the thought that you were an ftm trying to pass wouldn't even cross my mind.
>>7445474
O good.
I made it last week and only people Ive seen irl in the past year added me.
W/e.
Stop creeping sass/Korra's fb, btw
The place Shakira lives in is kebab central. There is also a nice coffee house that has mezes and Turkish vegeterian dishes. I wore a skirt there =>
>tfw ur beer tastes like strawberry
>>7445499
With a kebab?
>>7445492
>tfw no good kebab
I miss being in France, I had a kebab shop close to my dorm and another one downtown in the city
>>7445390
>stalking trip Facebooks
Kinda creepy desu
>>7445390
post all profile pics
>>7445502
I can have some.
...Haven't drank since Halloween.
Gonna buy Christmas wine soon tho
>>7445436
I'm just a normal guy (except on hormones) and pretty AGP. For some reason peeing sitting down while tucked is something I really enjoy. It's pretty degenerate but I don't choose what I enjoy
>>7445507
I'm not doing that, I'm not an asshole.
>>7445503
White a white guy thst diesnt TALK TO nNE ANY MORE AND HE HAS CONE TO LONDON MULTIOLE FIMDZ
>ONLY LISTIN FIR THIS KAWAIO SHARK GIRL ON EBAY IS 50 GBP
I DONT NEEED IT
>>7445510
But... You're on 4chan.
Contradictions, m8eyboi
>>7445512
I understood the last 4 words.
>I shitpost from the shower, now, btw
>>7445508
https://www.beeradvocate.
com/beer/profile/41118/183507/
Come to west coast we got beer
>>7445516
Omg yum.
Aren't you in canoodlia?
>>7445515
I pee in theshower
>ywn pee in the shower with oryx
>>7445519
Yeah west coast canada, this is a vancouver brewery
>>7445523
I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
>>7445521
Ofc you do
>Don't tell anyone but I only pee in the empty shower while standing up.
>I've lost my ability to hit the toilet proper
>>7445516
>>7445524
Wait.... I just realized you're drinking an animu summer beer in the winter.
You're crazy
Why do you want me to drink crazy
>>7445526
*piddle*
>>7445530
>fuggles
:DDDD
>>7445530
Because it's fucking delicious
I have a black rye IPA to follow it up with
https://www.beeradvocate.
com/beer/profile/41118/215468/
I have no mouth and I must scream
>>7445428
>>7445436
>>7445443
>standing to pee
Even in the woods Ill squat, peeing standing up is practically dysphoric.
>>7445363
It's an attempt by a small but vocal group of liberals (commonly known as SJWs) to redefine the definition of racism.
The reality is that there are multiple kinds of racism, each meriting a different definition. Just like the word bark can mean either the sound of a dog, or the outer layer of a tree's wood, racism can refer to a number of things, including:
1. Discrimination based on race
2. A belief in the superiority or inferiority of one race
3. A system that asserts power from one race over another. (also known as institutional racism)
The first two are the only ones accepted by the dictionary, and the last is the only one accepted by SJWs. All three need to be in the dictionary, and SJWs need to stop pretending the other two don't exist.
>>7445545
>ywn be Moap's bf and surprise dsyphoria her from behind while she squats down to pee and reach around to tickle her gt
God, I'm a month in to hormones. I so badly need to stop subconsciously rubbing my nipples in front of my family
>>7445543
neptune has no mouth and i must kiss her
>>7445546
A-am I racist??
>>7445543
Hey.. You don't have a nose either, OR EYES
SOMEONE CALL EMS!
I developed breast because I had high est during puberty for some reason and I'm starting HRT soon, will they still get sore or change?
>>7445551
>I have to take the hrt or I'll die
nice
>>7445546
But there are (lesser probably) institutional biases against white people. But they'd be the first to trivialise them.
>>7445549
i keep waking up with my hands on my boobs :/
>>7445556
Post em
>>7445542
Lannü, are you a beer snob?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVI4cE9PPo
>>7445553
against the British
>>7445561
How far in are you, I can't really call what I have boobs at this point
>>7445567
little over a year
>>7445549
Same.
They're all poofy from rubbing them, now
>>7445567
Also to anyone who went stealth for the longest time, how far in did it start being hard to hide your chest
>>7445547
Im not sure how to reply to this
That would be super awkward though, especially if I was already peeing.
>>7445551
I feel like that's something I should get a man to do for me.
>>7445564
Stop
hi everyone
>>7445581
i thought you were Jamaican and moved there
>>7445576
Im just a creepy fucking weirdo after all
>>7445577
this map is more relevant
>>7445582
Hi Gracie!
>>7445587
I was replying to the YouTube Vidya.
We're getting a Christmas blizzard.
That is a nice map tho.
Imma save
>>7445587
I always wondered why the munitions depot's in hawthorn, NV aren't ever on these maps...
There's nukes there.
And missle silos
You can see them from the highway
Maybe those are just AA defence middles, idk
>>7445563
Not really, I just like tasty beer :3
I've not generally been a fan of IPAs but I'm starting to like hops a bit more after trying some hopped ciders and sours that I liked
>>7445550
M-maeve! >~<
Bellies are for kissing, mouths are for talking
>>7445555
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
P A N I C
Is it okay if I'm a planet though?
>>7445582
hi!
Was anyone stick thin before hormones? , I am now and only a month in and I'm worried I'm gonna end up flat as a board on all counts.
I'm trying to eat more (Christmas time is helping with that) it's hard to hit calorie goals in general if you've been skinny your whole life
good morning mtfg
how are you
i hope youre well
>>7445594
Well good.
I almost had a crush on you.
Stay basic.
(P.s., ipa's are best on cold days)
>>7445593
I'd bomb the shit outta this (pic)
It's bigger than area 2 outside of Nellis.
There's an old ww2 munitions plant there they shut down in the early 80's but all those storage bunkers are active and rotate supplies
Good evening girls.
I am in a state of complete panic again I can't believe I'm taking a bus 50 miles and back for therapy
>>7445556
bls help ;-;
>>7445604
do I need to eat more for breasts?
>>7445584
No I'm British, I was born here.
>>7445587
Wew the Russians sure don't mess around.
>>7445599
I replied to your brexit question btw, basically liberals are fighting it in court, conservatives are scared to do it because international trade so it's all in limbo
>>7445604
Nope, I was fat as fuck when I started, still pretty fat. It's why I haven't made much progress.
>>7445595
O-oh... You're THAT Neptune...
valq is super adorable and looks nothing like a guy irl she also has a really passing voice :3
>>7445622
Pervert
>>7445604
>me in pic
Sorry for the underwear shot but it shows how thin I am, it's the ribs that worry me
http://66.55.82.222:8002/stream
We are live
>>7445625
SHUR YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
NO WONDER NOBODY LIKES YOU HERE.
ALL YOU DO IS SPOUT UNPOPULAR OPINIONS.
>>7445553
Do you discriminate against races, or believe a race to be superior to another?
>>7445559
Why yes, but again, institutional racism is a different kind of racism than current colloquial usage. PoC generally don't hold institutional power, but they can still be racist where they call for preferential treatment for their race, or where they claim that their race is somehow superior genetically (and there are a few who do so). There are also some serious racial tensions among PoC (i.e. hispanics and blacks) that SJWs seem to just ignore.
>>7445620
>>7445628
>Mom, that faggot DJ is on again
>Turn it up, Timmy
Save this https://vimeo.com/80775268 for yourself later.
It's a good listen
>>7445630
lol so cute she's throwing a tantrum
>>7445620
>I haven't made much progress
Escorting can't be that hard.
>>7445639
Tonight is psytrance :3
>>7445644
:D
saved
>>7445627
how do I get body like this
>tfw woke up with a sore neck.
>>7445620
>basically liberals are fighting it in court
Aren't they just fighting to say parliament must get a vote on it?
>>7445656
you shouldnt sleep on the floor
>Tfw Shakira will blame me for making zero progress
>>7445657
Maybe
why did no one tell me tracer is gay?
>>7445650
Erm, I bought a wig and unknowingly malnourished myself from the age of 13-19.
It's nice being small but now that I've started hormones I'm worried about the lack of curves long term
>>7445659
I wasn't.
>>7445618
srsly curious about this
hugg dj eyylann
>>7445610
no anxious bls
>>7445613
aww
hope you feel better soon homura
>>7445612
gm
>>7445639
aww thanks anon
but I'm not cute
definitely not
>>7445652
morniinggggg ^^
>>7445664
ah, how many pillows do you have?
>>7445619
Yeah I think so, gotta have fat to redistribute right?
>>7445622
Y-yeah...
Is that bad? I don't get it
>>7445585
That's super wierd I dunno desu, I dont even think Id want my bf to touch or acknowledge my gt
>>7445595
Bellies are disgusting.
Work hard, get abs, not bellies.
Humans have abs, monkeys have bellies.
>>7445604
Yes and I am flat as a board.
>>7445675
4 but I sleep on one.
>>7445669
hugg lauren
(dancingly)
>>7445680
>I'm flat as a board
How long have you been on fem-tiddlywinks
>>7445673
You look like the girlfriend of one of my friends. She's cis... and very cute. Unless you're telling me that these pics are heavily photoshopped, I highly doubt that you aren't actually cute.
I DID MY NAILS Y'ALL
TEEHEE
>>7445683
maybe you should try two just to see if it supports your neck better?
>>7445685
I havn't listened to much shpongle although I should
Aphex Twin (and all of richard d. james' other pseudonyms) are fucking awesome
>>7445700
irl i dont pass and i need to work on voice
>>7445680
Wow that's some fiery hostile commentary pal.
Belly doesn't mean fat, jackass, I call some ripped abs a belly still.
I never said what I have anyway, and your opinion isn't some kind of truth because not everyone likes muscle tummies.
>>7445702
Teach me how :3
>>7445702
Hate man hands, bought some fake nails the other month and they were smaller than my real ones
>>7445551
If you want to appear more masculine on your photos (not saying you want to, just saying if), perhaps you shouldn't look at how FtMs takes their profile pictures, and instead look how the other boys do it.
Go look at a random work buddy you don't know all that well's instagram that's about your age and see if he poses like that, showing of his Long finger nails, holding his shirt like that all the way up to his fingers in a cute way, hair flowing across his face down his shoulder. – I bet he doesn’t. The angle doesn't help either - bringing out your eyes, or rather your eye lashes, making them look feminine. It looks very deliberate "I'm gonna put this selfie up on instagram* like. That's not very manly.
Lovely picture thou. That’s not the point.
My FtM boyfriend used to do a lot of this stuff when I come to think of it, taking selfies of him posing and what not. He stopped after a while without me bitching about it. Haven’t thought about it much until I saw you doing the same thing actually. Never really realized it.
>>7445707
>irl i dont pass
Show me a picture of what people see you as when you walk out of the house. Because from the pics you keep showing in /mtfg/, you would appear to be the spitting image of a couple of cis girls I've known.
>i need to work on voice
I see.
>>7445695
Four or five years now, Im losing track.
>>7445708
I just have an aversion to fat bellies, dunno why you got so mad there. You took your hormones today, right? come do some crunches and planks with me to calm down, Im sure youll feel better.
>>7445719
:p
>>7445704
No that makes it worse.
>>7445725
super hugbox
she doesn't pass, when you tell nonpassing girls they pass its worse than telling them the truth. the devastation of public humilation will far outweigh any little ego boost they got from another ugly tranny telling them they totally pass.
give her constructive criticism on how she could improve her passability instead and actually help her
>>7445732
maybe the density of the pillow is too soft or not soft enough
>>7445739
Hugbox me pls
>>7445740
I probably just slept funny.
>tfw nails are fucked up now
>tfw still a man
Can't wake up
>>7445739
Do I pass?
im hungry as heck but I wanna wait until my bf cooks so I eat it all. that's not until at least 2 hours from now tho. suffering being a fatty sux
https://youtu.be/AtQGNrpOaQg
>we cannot know why he did it
>>7445748
Bee yourself
>>7445747
p-possibly but if its happening regularly then yeah
it could even be that your matress is too firm or soft and affecting the angle of your resting head
h-hi mtfg OuO
>>7445755
It's not a regular thing.
>>7445739
Not hugboxing. Being genuinely serious here. She looks like a cis girl that I know.
>>7445766
o-oh
>>7445739
anti-hugbox me pls
>>7445759
Well fuck you, then
>>7445759
;_; guess I'll order the helium after all.
me here now
>>7445779
I'm a mechanic, bb
>>7445739
okay but smiles isn't nonpassing
>>7445778
Are those yours? They're cute
>>7445786
Oh god, people have jobs, can't I be a student forever please
>>7445792
Winter fair
>>7445795
Be NEET forever like me.
>offer to help a bunch of noobs through a difficult fight
>20 minutes later i regret my decision
videogames are suffering
>>7445767
Not all cisgirls pass, its sad but its true. Ask all the bull dykes who've been escorted out of womens restrooms.
>>7445772
you look like a 14 year old hispanic kid who's trying to do an artsy hairstyle.
you've only been on hormones for like ten minutes tho so pat yourself on the back
>>7445773
i dont fuck hons
>>7445777
it wont help
>>7445795
I was replacing head gaskets, swapping cams, and doing lifts while I was in college.
Now I just get paid for it.
Unlimited power
>>7445802
I still don't understand how to angle a cam or find top dead center, I get the concept but it goes over my head .___.
>>7445801
I do not think this particular cis girl has ever been thought of as masculine in her entire life. She's rather pretty. Hence why one of my better friends is dating her. That and the fact that they get along eerily well.
>>7445800
MMOs take way too much time for me
when does the suffering end?
>>7445800
I thought you were busy with school work. Also how are you keeping?
>>7445801
I can't be a hon if I'm dead ;_;
>>7445825
Death.
I've decided on 200mg Spiro, anyway, since I'm not taking any E at the moment.
>>7445832
I took a short game break because I'm having writer's block. My sleep schedule is reversed. I have become a creature of the night. I can't even remember the sun.
>>7445838
Quite the opposite, if youre a hon and you die, that's all you'll be. Forever.
>>7445844
Oh you don't want to do that, trust me. I work 10pm-6am and when I'm needed during the day, whoo boy
>>7445844
Kaykay. Its nice to be on good terms unlike some other ostriches.
I will have my revenge on her
>>7445843
I wish they gave me real hrt
>>7445851
But if I live I'll be a hon so either way I'm a hon
>>7445606
>>7445739
Based on that picture alone I say she defenetly passes. I know a girl that looked like her when she was younger.
And I have no interest or reason to hugbox.
dude like weed
Whatcha girls gonna do for X-mas? :o
>>7445866
be happy for once
>>7445859
I am 100% not seeing a doctor. I bought this shit
>>7445866
Work 2pm on the 23rd to 6am on the 24. Sleep on the 24th. Dread everything on the 25th.
>>7445866
dinner at my grandparents
>>7445861
>mfw I will die as a Lord of the cis
>tfw have to see my extended family on X-mas
>My uncle is a born again Christian that claims I'm going to hell for being trans.
>>7445866
Getting shitfaced and playing rocketleague
>>7445866
i'm kinda afraid of christmas eve because family members are coming over
christmas itself is probably gonna be uneventful
>>7445779
Nawh theres a lot more to passing than boobs, face, mannerisms, voice, fashion, all of these and many other traits are far more important to passing than boobs. Also there are tons of flatchested women.
>>7445864
Isla stop it
Tell me about your conversation with that streamer went ;3
>>7445866
Spent it with my family and exchange gifts.
>>7445861
Oh yeah, I'm not saying you shouldn't kill yourself, just saying it won't solve your problems
>>7445825
Can't suffer when you're in the grave. That's how I feel
>>7445864
Dude weed lmao
>>7445878
This is why I'll never come out to my extended family. Bunch of southern Christians that dislike LGBT people
I can't stop crying today
I skipped my hrt
>>7445896
y tho
>>7445899
Ah that's why I'm depressed right now, I forgot to take my HRT
>>7445869
at the expense of someone else if you mean what I think you mean
>>7445899
>she's admitted herself that she does not pass.
in the same way she fishes for other compliments
you can never tell
>>7445904
Severe dysphoria
Being useless
>>7445885
we called each other cute
and well
like kinda idly talked and then said goodnight
called him by his real name n it was cute n stuff
i like him a lot
a friend might be able to help me get a flight to magfest and taht would be fun
>>7445889
weed dude
>>7445911
>so dysphoric you can't take HRT
>Tfw going to an anime con in 10 days
>Never been to one before
I'm really nervous, but, a voice actor I like is gonna be there, so like, that's why I wanna go. What do I do to make myself not nervous?
>>7445905
here, have a nice song- its going to be ok. nonpassers have a special place in the order of the world, be happy with your place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uudKrJ--BjE
Big secret....
She's trans
Oh she has cancer and died ;-;
>>7445924
That's an oxymoron isn't it?
>>7445925
I've been to one before, everyone there was nice
>>7445925
hug pillow
If you like psytrance
http://www.filedropper.
com/eyylannalive-dec212016
Infected Mushroom - IM The Supervisor
Gonzi & Saivor - Melophobia
Vandeta - Dancing Earth
Bionix - Genesis
E-Clip vs. Symbolic - Live Your Life
Intersys - Mimis Spirits
Painkiller - Stereo-Te-Ism
Laughing Buddha - Weird Effects (Volcano Remix)
Volcano & X-Noise - Altered Space
Sonic Species - The First and the Last (Relativ vs. V-Society Remix)
Relativ - Back to Infinity
>>7445925
One of the great things about cons is how nice everyone is. I did a female cosplay for Otakon 2011, I looked like shit, but everyone loved me anyway. Just make sure to drink lots of water.
>>7445925
Just have fun, attend the masquerade or whatever other events if you can (:
uhh wtf
my mom went in my room while i was taking a shower
there were bloody towels from last night that are now missing
the drawer where i keep my hrt was open slightly
she didn't say anything but i'm scared wtfff she never does shit like this
>>7445949
why drink lots of water?
>>7445957
you need to set boundries
>>7445899
>then smiles doesn't look like her
Except she does, and Smiles is passing. You can say she doesn't pass all you want, but in the eyes of someone who has liked both cis girls and trans girls, she looks very, VERY female.
The worst she's got going for her are those eyebrows, but the general shape and layout of her face looks like a teenage girl.
>>7445899
Perhaps she doesn't pass as she says. But that is a passable picture. There is nothing masculine about that face if we assume that said someone is respecting the age limit. That either looks like a women or a 15-yearold. Sure, the hand looks a bit weird, as in big, and hiding her neck.
>>7445957
If she doesn't say anything she probably doesn't know what they were or doesn't mind
I think my mom knows I'm closet trans and probably knows that I know that she knows but we just never talk about it
>>7445960
It's really easy to get dehydrated, more so if you have a elaborate cosplay.
>>7445957
Bloody Towels?
It seems like she's worried about you.
>>7445909
a-ay lmao
>>7445970
Oh, well, I'm not cosplaying. I'm just going with friends.
>>7445920
Awh, would you meet him there? Is he tall?
Are you gonna duck his sick?
I was gonna post a picture of my weed stash and all my pieces but then I was like maybe its better not to post a picture of felony amounts of marijuana on my desk.
Im super jelly, I wanna move to seattle but Ive never gotten the chance even to visit.
>>7445925
Cons are fun, youll have a blast.
>>7445949
Tru, it bums me out. When I go to most cons now Im like several deviations above the normal age. It practically feels like Im a chaperone as opposed to an attendee
>>7445987
Well, there's also a lot of walking at cons. So there's that.
>>7445989
Yeah, I mean, people be like "oh, do what you enjoy, cosplay and stuff" but I'm starting to look like a real adult now and seeing a real adult dressed up as an anime character just has this aura of sadness about it.
I wish I didn't care, but I do.
>>7445910
She was admitting the reality of the situation.
I dont want to because she's nice but if you posted smiles picture on another board they'd all clock her quick.
>>7445963
smiles doesnt pass, her hair part, hair is greasy and unkempt, no makeup, thin lips, I could go on but i like smiles- she just doesnt pass
>>7445966
angle a picture right and anyone is a 10/10
>Xmas lunch with senpai 3 days away
>pass even less than I did last year
pls help
im michael cera
>>7445973
Do you know any good guides on how to do lip makeup? I'm not very good at it.
>>7445999
I'm John Candy/Emperor Palpatine/William H Macy
>>7445993
Yeeeah, I guess it depends on the anime. If you're 25 doing a naruto cosplay it looks bad- but whenenever I go to NGE panels or events at cons its always mostly 20+, and most NGE cosplayers tend to be a bit older too. Id imagine its similar for other adult oriented shows. One con an eva panel ran late though because the guy running it didnt wanna be men to the kids running the one before it lol.
>>7446006
Ask your mom to do it for you.
hi moap
>>7446015
l i t e r a l l y me
>>7445997
I'm sure you'll be fine.
hi moap
>>7446028
Only if can muster up the courage to get a haircut. I hate getting haircuts tho
hi moap
>>7446033
it seems scary going to get a haircut at a barbershop, I have a friend that does my hair
>>7446006
I just glob on $1.50 lipstick and hope for the best
>>7445809
tdc is pretty simple.
theres a mark on your crank pully.
essentially, you just turn it with a wrench until its directly aligned with your timing mark
for rebuilds/distributor timing;
its when your #1 piston is tdc.
what do you mean by angling a cam?
>>7446033
>call stylist
>book appointment
Cmon jormu phones dont bite
>>7445879
why is the stream ded
>>7446057
Because I'm not broadcasting right now
>>7446052
Lol. I'm conscious of my lipstick because my lips are so large.
>>7446064
When I was a kid everyone thought I was wearing lipstick all the time because my lips were so big and red on their own
>>7446055
yeah I know about the timing mark and getting the rotor aligned with the number 1 position on the distributor to find TDC on number one and marking it so you know when you swap a dizzy it should be okay but I guess I did it wrong because it didn't work...
as for changing cams... I have no idea how to dial it in so it doesn't crunch valves .__.
>>7446015
Sheen, you're a good person and there's a lot more to life than looks :(
>>7446023
Hi Drake <3
>>7446031
Hi Sheen <3
>>7446043
Hi Elanna <3
http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/12/vote-now-lgbtqnations-person-year/
Vote Mike Pence.
>>7446015
just keep subtracting until there's only macy in there
>tfw you become aware that the last time you played a video game was multiple months ago
What the fuck when did I become a basic ass normie girl
>>7446078
How's life n shit?
>>7445862
>Based on that picture alone I say she defenetly passes
>>7445996
ah, So it seems that it’s not my perception of the picture that is in question, rather if she used an honest picture. That’s the reason I said “based on this picture alone”. If she uses a misrepresenting picture and asks if she passes then she is daft, and that’s not my problem.
>>7446093
>this person wants to spend more money on a haircut
>let's laugh at them
>>7446108
Fuck customers, we don't need those to keep our jobs.
>>7446069
everyone always thought I plucked my eyebrows even though I never did they were just genetically pretty
>>7446078
I know, but I really need to get healthy just for health sake but also so I don't look gross.
This year my resolutions are to get my middle name legally changed to Anne and also, to lose 1kg a week.
>>7446084
I need a lip lift .__.
it will probably be my first surgery
>>7446094
>What the fuck when did I become a basic ass normie girl
we told you that you are a normie now
>>7446112
I mean to be fair, it's pretty hard to get fired for just being kind of a dick to customers
Why has every anime I've cared about the past couple years turned out shit
>Macross Delta
>Aldnoah.zero
>Brave Witches
>Psycho Pass 2
>others i've just forgotten entirely
its like i take a little break and then i look up the series to see how its doing and its like
"show is bland and utter failure" and im just like welp glad i didnt keep watching
>>7445390
how is mine???
are long eye lashes good? my therapist thought they were fake or I was wearing makeup
>>7446114
>everyone always thought I plucked my eyebrows even though I never did they were just genetically pretty
Holy shit are you me? I've never touched them even to this day.
>>7446128
yes
>>7446128
yeah, they're mad elegant
>>7446118
I didn't want this
I didn't sign up to be some normie basic girl when I started taking those pills all those years back
>>7446121
It's hard to get fired in general but that doesn't seem to make anyone feel like they can mess with the customers. Bad customer service seems like one of the fastest ways to get heat on you and end up fired.
>>7446145
literally exactly what you signed up for
>>7446127
reeee this is why i stopped trippin
>>7446145
>ywn be a normie basic girl
>>7446159
iktf
>>7446147
Idk I think the thing is if you do it infrequently enough it will just seem like the customer is being the ass
>>7446148
No
I wanted to be me, but a girl
Now I don't play video games, and I get fucking excited about baking and shopping for housewares
>>7446158
This is my eyebrow, I haven't done anything at all to it. It does need plucking though.
>>7446158
I'm not on full hrt yet, people have talked about my eyelashes and eyes since I can remember
did something happen to yours?
>>7446064
If ya got it, flaunt it ~
Everyone likes full lips.
>>7446177
*pouts*
>>7446171
If it's not a frequent thing management would be like, hey we got a complaint were you having a bad mood or something? just be careful to watch it okay
>>7446122
because the writers get burnout.
why don't you write some good shit since you seem to know a lot about it.
you could probably make some money.
sitting around complaining about how other people do things is what babies do.
be an adult.
>>7446180
I mean, I mostly just think about how nice it would be to be a dick to some customers
Some are such cunts I swear to god
i was bored so i started checking out the quiter corners of this site
this thread is still alive from 2013 wtf
>>>/t/551172
>>7446108
Last time I got a haircut the lady was mean. Haven't had one in a year all cuz of her...
>>7446171
God I know right I'm going to be making snickerdoodles and fucking I get wet about immersion cookers
>>7446176
I guess test happened and thinned out an already genetically thin amount of lower eyelashes
>>7446197
won't prolonged hrt help?
does HRT make my eyelashes more qt?
>>7446174
I got mine done two months ago
>>7446203
I'm not sure
>>7446190
/po/ had lots of old threads too, some boards are dead as heck
>>7445725
This is the worst pic I have of her
>>7446189
Oh yeah. It's the best thing when my managers make fun of customers to their face but do it so they have no idea. I on the other hand just try my best to be nice and helpful because I want to move up lol.
>>7446094
Pretty good, drive to the city tommorow and not looking forward to it- but shopping at an actual mall should be really fun. Room-mate moved out so Ive been cleaning the extra room and moving furniture around.
You?
>>7446114
Why dont you get a first name change too?
I got both my first and middle name changed together.
1kg a week is a good goal, Im trying to get a taut gut, we can work out together <3
>>7446203
Probably not, but mascara does.
>>7446202
I guess?
this was from two years ago
>>7446203
I don't know?
>>7446220
I like my first name, its Shannon
>>7446189
I'm getting drunk with friends. You better give me the recording of your show tomorrow or I'll get super mad!
>>7446191
Get a stylist that isn't a cunt ;~;
>>7446196
Oh god yes
Also like all of my christmas wishlist was kitchen items and I'm fucking hype for opening them
What the fuck is wrong with meee
>>7446220
Mall shopping is comfy
I'm mostly just tired
It's been a long time since I worked retail during the holiday season and it's been taking a lot out of me. Plus just stressed about the possibility of going to grad school and I'm too scared to look at potential supervisors
>>7446220
>1kg a week is a good goal,
yeah and if I do better then its even better so
>Im trying to get a taut gut, we can work out together <3
okie!
>>7446230
I'm on mobile. Please save it or something, I don't want to loose your performance!
First class round trip flights to Maryland only cost $82.50
Sweet.
>>7445989
he isnt tall
he is perfect height for me (same height maybe a teensy bit smaller)
and yeah id meet hiim there
hes so adorable and i like him a lot
magfest is in national harbor maryland
and yeah that might be a good idea
(i might do that but i want PURENESS first)
>>7446225
the top ones look fuller in the other picture, maybe it does do something. maybe there is some kind of treatment you can use on the lower?
>>7446256
the fuck you going to maryland for dude
>>7446260
MAGFest
>>7446264
>nesting instinct
No that's just AGP delusions.
I want to give sheen a hug
holy fuck hes so cute
god
damnet
why
>>7446274
My room is a rat's nest, and if anything it's gotten worse since hormones.
>>7446277
>inb4 he dislocates your jaw
>>7446246
It's in the archive so it should be there forever just ask when I'm next around or something
>>7446264
Idk if that's the hormones or just life but it's hella c o m f y
>>7446287
fuck off hailey holy shit
>>7446277
how do you always find cute guys?
>>7446294
>>7446277
I bet he only likes you because you got a dick
>>7446274
Rude :(
>>7446309
>hes not a chaser at all
> he prefers i have a dick
>>7446309
good luck isla
>>7446072
typically theres tdc marks on new cams.
a go-to method is taking pictures before you tear things apart. or finding images in a repair manual or on the internet
and, then there's valve lashing as well.
the space between the valve stem & the rocker
>>7446225
Ohhhh, yeah thats a good first name. Mine was not.
>>7446227
It;s gonna be crowded but I dont care, I love shopping in the city and I so rarely get to do so.
Ugh thats sucks on the job though, also grad school is scary, my friends boyfriend has been stressed his entire first semester of it.
>>7446239
Well do runs together and bike rides!
It'll be lots of fun.
>>7446256
Oh Im retarded, nevermind what I said.
Are you still a virgin, Isla?
I like boys that are like 4-6" inches taller personally~
>>7446324
>prefers men
>dating you
lol whatever hon
>>7446324
but he's not a chases, o-oh o-okay.
>>7446324
I wish I knew how to find people around here, there is literally no one though
>>7446332
>calling isla a hon
whaat are you doingggg
>>7446346
telling the truthhhhhhhh
>>7446349
or being a bitter biitcchhhh
>>7446353
dont be delusionallllllll
>>7446362
>>7446365
I feel like my lashes are weird now
>>7446330
i lost my virginity a long time ago
i was too young when i lost it
but idk its a safety thing from them
if they are taller than me they can take me over
>>7446332
im a tomboy and that has boy in it so thats ok
also
>hon
ill let you know when i get gendered male next
>>7446335
i came onto him after i saw what he looked like and how he behaved
hes a sweet boy
dindu nuthin
>>7446344
aw :(
hopefully it goes well in the future
>>7446330
Yeah idk grad school is scary but I feel like that's the only way I'm actually going to be able to use my undergrad degree.
I remember chemistry grads being pretty run down, it's intimidating. My supervisor/mentor back in undergrad basically lived in his lab
>>7446367
>>7446369
lol whatever bro
>>7446369
He's going to sell you to his friends as a sex slave. It's the only end result.
>>7446369
>it just sorta happened
>i came onto him
>>7446376
i forgot about this episode
>>7446369
my state is mostly filled with old people and hunters, that's the two main demographics from what I know, people my age leave. I think the chances of finding someone who would accept me is very low
>>7446376
I'll let you off cause that's a nice meme
>>7446386
well yeah
once that happened
i went onto him
like we were flirting
then i started flirting more and like
talked to him and pursued talking to him
>>7446385
Can't take a joke?
>>7446398
nandako
>>7446402
I might~
>>7446415
there was a pic of a girl selfharming but imagelimit
Considering dropping out of uni and just working a crappy job till ive had srs and gotten my shit together.
Rather then possibly failing more to stop student debt getting out of hand.
ily mado
>>7446415
dakimakura desu ni
>>7446428
hai
doushio warakatta shindayo
daaaaamn my boobs hurt
>>7446424
might be a good idea depending how far you are into the program
>>7446431
*punches ur tit*
>>7446428