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>>7414357
first for I'm sorry beanboy

rotten

just did quite a hefty like of K and felt absolutely nothing
should probably take a break

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>tfw still waiting for Juniper

>>7414374
I apologize for snapping at you

i wish i had someone in my life because i'm always scared and sad and lost

>>7414352
i did, but i'm on stims a lot now, so that is like for str8 edge times, umm, with enogh stims you can forget to eat, which iell work better desu, that is more geared for workout plus that i found
>>7414379
just switch drugs!!!!

>>7414364
Ahh good idea Pam
>>7414381
That will make it worse, I don't move so as to not get hungry.

>>7414390
It's very hard to find some one
:/
:\
:(

>>7414382
say hi to her for me

>>7414391
K thanks

>>7414391
my guy has quite a good deal on mandy right now, but I'm more into my downers at the moment

>>7414385
Don't apologize pls, it was justified for me being a big ignorant asshole. I should probably get to know people before making fun.

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>>7414398
... I Dont have that much empathy yet. I probably would've gone about my business b/c I'm a monster.
More like, empathy for animals and ugly women.
>because I am both
Meanwhile, this is the news for my area today

how do i unruin my life

>>7414417
start fixing what's broken

>>7414398
no you!!! desu i'm not ic can like confirm it /w/ ppl
>>7414402
nppp!!!!! if bongistan didn't ban what i'm using id rec it to you
>>7414409
ooooooo, ummm maybe idk find new stuff??? idk what's dogpe in downers but maybe u-4 if you aren't burger?

>>7414424
That looks like english... but...

i saw this video with a tranny prostitute and thought of you /mtfg/
https://vimeo.com/195242203

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>>7414410
I won't do it again.
Im just in a bad mood cuz im almost out of beer.
Im on day old beers that i left out.
I need more to drown in

>>7414424
>ooooooo, ummm maybe idk find new stuff??? idk what's dogpe in downers but maybe u-4 if you aren't burger?
w-whut?

how hard is it to slit your wrist (vertically and such)
can i do it with a razor blade like i'd cut normally

>>7414429
>>7414435
let me retry that one
ooo, try new stuff? idk what's dope rn as far as downers go, but u-47700 is nice if it isn't b& in your country

>>7414424
If it's an ECA stack that's not banned here.
>>7414430
This is why I don't leave the house.

>>7414432
I wish I had beer. Or wine. I just pulled an all-nighter but I have to stay up in case I get a call from this employment agency place. Would help a lot if I were drunk.

>>7414430
>I think that's what she wants!?
I cackled
>>7414432
Stop repressing, bb

>>7414446
googled it, its been set to the list of schedule 1 drugs, probably banned in most countries

nevermind i don't matter

can someone pls hug me? i really need a hug
i'll give you two (you)'s

>>7414457
apparently it's still widely available but that will probably change soon

>>7414439
I used to work in a hotel, I found a body in the tub once.
The guy ripped open a disposable razor and used the blade to cut his wrists and bled into the bathwater.
Didn't get a good look but there was a LOT of blood, all the water was red. He probably cut down the vein.

>>7414464
i'm afraid it's gonna be too painful and i'll stop cutting too early

>>7414462
huggu

>>7414469
>>7414469

thanks a lot <3

>>7414467
the veins on your wrist are really close to the surface, that's why they're a favourite for an heros.

>>7414462
I will hug you for no (you)s because you're great and you deserve to be cared for

>>7414472
I like hugging. I wish i could do it in real life.

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>>7414462
Hugs!

>>7414448
nah, rc taht got banned with the law that passed in may.
>>7414457
reeeeeeee. i liked it too. ;-; this suxxxxx. albama already banned all fun things, so i'm hoping they don't ban everythign else now too

How does somebody start tripping?
Do you introduce yourselves somewhere or just jump in??

>>7414387
Cuddles are pretty great. I dunno, some people do that kind of thing with friends, too, so you don't necessarily need a bf/gf for that kind of thing, though it would help
I don't think that's the only person you'll be able to feel so positively about, though that is a crummy situation to be sure

>>7414485
just do it idk

does anybody else cringe at how delusional they were, like laugh about your old aspirations?

>>7414485
However you want. No introduction and just posting is the less autistic way.

>>7414485
I have so many trips that i just jump in, but if you're planning on using a single trip it would be nice to say hi and tell us something about you if you want.

>>7414485
it's a replacement for an actual personality

you could always avatarfag instead

>>7414492
yep and i know that i'll do the same in a year or two to me rn

>>7414467
desu cutting is going to be damn painful, my current 'last resort' plan is to buy four or more packets of antihistamines and wash them down with a couple of beers or something

>>7414492
I want to go back

>>7414501
>i'll do the same in a year or two to me rn
for me i'm on like a two/three month basis

>>7414502
idk, considerably more painful than normal cutting?

>>7414488
Yeah having a friend would be nice too, but i would probably fall in love with them if they are nice to me, which would probably be awkward. I don't know how kissing feels like, but i would probably like to do that as too.

>>7414484
wait, so obama banned everything fun? like...
buttstuph?

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>>7414474
;w;
thank you incredibly much
y-you're too good

hug

>>7414478
>>7414478
I'd hug you in an instant so you would be able to <3

>>7414479
>>7414479
thank you very much Haribu

>>7414478
iktf

>tfw haven't been hugged by a non-family-member in over 5 years

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>>7414511
>tfw never been hugged by anyone other than a couple family members
cold and alone

>>7414505
thats paracetamol, antihistamines will kill you in two ways, either you take enough and slip into a coma that kills you in a few hours
or your brain starts overdosing and you'll hallucinate for about a week until you die of brain damage

it's paracetamol thats the painful one, trust me, i spent 2 days in hospital for it

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alone

>>7414515
;~;

I would hug you.

>>7414456
Get off my case Valq.
I don't even know what you look like little Cock hungry faggot.
Send me a pic with you sucking on ur finger and i want to see how hungry ur little eyes for a pounding too
>>7414452
Omg i know that feeling. Im trying to get fags to buy me shit on Grindr again but everyone is at work kms

>tfw intp
i feel like im the worst version of what an intp can be since im completely isolated and have no one to push me to do anything

all i do is daydream and shitpost

>>7414509
That would be so nice, i wish i wasn't so afraid to meet people.

>>7414511
>>7414515
Me neither. I wish I had hugged my friends when i still had some. They would probably be weirded out, but it still would be nice.

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>>7414520
i feel like it'd be hard to open up to someone and hug them
>>7414524
same
though i'm infp rather than intp

>>7414524
mtbi tests are kinda garbage imo. b who u wanna b babe.

>>7414524
I love daydreaming, can you tell me some nice things to dream about? I love imagining falling in love with someone and being loved back.
>tfw infp

>>7414536
daydreaming is fun until you think for a moment about how it's not real and never will be

>>7414547
yeah but i kinda accepted that so i just try to enjoy it as best as possible. I really like the butterfly in stomach feeling i sometimes get when thinking about romantic things

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>>7414526
Back in high school I had a couple friends I would hug occasionally, but I didn't want to try for hugs too often, because I thought it might seem weird or clingy if I did.

>>7414467
Why not helium?
>>7414473
I got the fridge raiders, thanks for the tip.
>>7414516
Why do people overdose on paracetamol?

>>7414485
Pretty much just jump in, you can introduce yourself as a way to start off. It just gives you a persistent identity so we can learn more about you and have context for your posts (I'm not personally around enough for that but still)
>>7414506
As someone who's been in that situation (kind of, I'm pretty hesitant with love but definitely an unhealthy degree of attachment) I think while it is awkward if you can manage to keep yourself from doing anything excessive it'd still be healthy
I didn't know much about kissing either, wasn't even sure if I would like it

>>7414570
southern fried? they're nice

>>7414570
>Why not helium?
i don't have that
i don't have money to get that
i have a bunch of razor blades used to destroy myself already
i could use pills but it seems unreliable

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>>7414515
>>7414478
>>7414511
>no one would ever want to hugg your skeltal body

>>7414575
Roast
>>7414578
Just buy a tank off the internet.
Depends on the pill, barbituates are really good for suicide.

>>7414570
because they dont know that it takes 3 days of vomiting up your own congealed stomach acid to kill you

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bf has been ignoring me. how do I get attention?

Hey cuties

>>7414604
send gt pic

>>7414563
I was too scared to actually hug my friends, but i was always kinda touchy, playing with their hair or touching or holding onto their arms. In uni there was this nice guy who even let me hold his hands as a joke, but now i'm dreaming of him kissing me.
So yeah everyone thought i was weird, but it was fun.
Maybe your friends wished you would hug them more often, doesn't everyone like hugs?

>>7414572
I'd probably do everything for the person I love, sadly i was used a lot, because people knew i'd do a lot for the people i considered as friends. I don't know how much is normal, but it really stressed me out to such an extend that i quit going to uni and broke all the contact and now i'm lonely.
Yeah kissing seems weird and complicated and i can't really imagine that it feels that good, but daydreaming about it feels so incredible.

>>7414586
That's not true. (unless you meant me by you)

>>7414604
PUNCH HIS TIT!

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>>7414522
Should prolly watch your mouth bb.
Sorry, I'm gay anyways

>>7414604
whore in trap thread on /b/ i think but it might not be nice attention people are mean

>>7414604
Slap him across the face with your gt.

>>7414555
sometimes i dream about being able to express my emotions as a musician or something

>>7414605
What should i do with all those Elsannas?
!ELSANNA9h.
!ELSANNA9I2
!elsannaBXU
!ELSANNAfLs
!ELSANNAh9A
!ELSANNAheA
!ELSANNAS5I
!ELSANNAWm.
!ELSANNAyeU

>>7414619
>>7414607
>gt
what did they mean by this

>>7414605
Hiii!
I just got a job as a male auto mechanic.
Kinda bummed about not being an industrial mech. But happy about money.
And electro soon.

>>7414622
ebay

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>tfw might have a job offer at 3 different places
>none of them care that im a tranny

yeee im do glad my bf helped me by taking me to apply all this morning :3

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>>7414624
girltinkler

>>7414624
your girl tumour

>>7414622
I don't care what you do with them senpai
choke on them

>>7414625
Hah nice! What a man job though

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>Chaser makes the OP
>He fucks it up
>People apologize to him
>A fucking chaser that only comes here to be creepy and half the thread has blocked anyway so they won't see the OP

Why are you so shitty today, mtfg?

>>7414630
i might have a job as the president of the moon

>>7414620
Oh that sounds nice. I never had any talent with music, i rather preferred drawing, but i also stopped that long ago and i'm so uncreative so it's hard to imagine that.

>>7414634
yo wtf is wrong with u

rogue one was great!

>>7414533
idk the description seems to fit pretty good

some people get different types every time they take the test but i always get intp no matter how many times i take the test

ive even taken different tests and have still gotten intp

>>7414536
it changes but for the last few months ive been daydreaming about what my dreamworld would look like

its spread apart into different worlds, each with a ruler that has been given a piece of my consciousness to help them rule over the subjects of their part of my dream

i imagine how different aspects my personality and my interests would manifest themselves as components of my dream and how those characters would react to different things

i imagine what it would be like for someone from the real world to get lost in my dream and the challenges they would face on trying to get back to the real world

i imagine them going to each world in my dream and collecting the piece of my consciousness given to every ruler and heading to the center of my dream to contact my subconscious and escape, but there are rulers who want to escape the dream so it won't be easy

when i listen to music i imagine how the singer and musicians in the song would look like if they were animated, especially if it's a fast-paced song

music in general automatically makes me daydream and i get very frustrated when people try to talk while music is playing

>>7414595
Grim.
What will you try next time? I'm pretty set on helium.
>>7414625
As a professional mechanic what do you think of my amateur CAD and 3D printing operation?
>>7414630
Nice hair.

>>7414608
are you skeltal too?

>>7414634
Okay i'll just post one then !ELSANNAh9A #2]Bw8`dyLh

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>>7414630
I'm so prouddddd!
I got the job, BTW!>>7414625
I start Wednesday.
Yay 2 jobs... 70 hour work weeks. Lol
>>7414634
I used to be a mech for oil rigs, crude oil rail loading equipment (sometimes would load if they were short) and light fleet vehicle & diesel maintenance.

This is suuuuch a step down. But I'm OK with easier work for now.

>>7414639
i think hes a repressed tran i saw him in femgen asking if he could be a femboy

i suck

I think skeletons are cute and wish I was one.

>i don't dare to hug my friends because i'd seem weird
omg are you me
i had this girl friend who'd always hug everyone and do all kinds of nice and cute stuff but I wouldn't DARE do the same. People could think I was a weirdo and not want to be friend with me or something

>>7414645
I know nothing about it?
I've been a professional mech for almost 4 years now.

>tfw no surgery to make your skeleton cute

>>7414650
YAY congrats! ur gonna turn all ur male coworkers into homos bc they're gunna look at ur butt the whole time :3

that buck that bought a bottle coulda struck the lotto

>>7414661
M A L E S K U L L

>>7414357
Sometimes I feel like my whole transition is a castanza ruse to not have to run fast on my military pt test

>>7414642
No it wasn't
The best about it was the CGI Death Star commander, they should have done the same for Leia instead of picking a lookalike and smashing make up on
Seriously though it was pretty subpar compared to the OT

>>7414650
Since I saw that Deepwater Horizon flick that sounds scary to me lol

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>>7414504
i get bg ones years in the feuture......
>>7414507
blerghhhh i was missing a b.
AL b& a fuck ton of chemicals
and mght as well have.
>>7414661
>>7414665
iktf ;-;

>>7414608
Could you expand a bit on how people took advantage of your closeness but it didn't include a kiss at any point? because I was reading that whole paragraph as sex stuff but, it isn't?

>>7414647
We should make a club, the thing is that 80% of the thread would be in it.

>>7414651
But if a tranny were as obnoxious as him she would be blocked by everyone 2 days in. He posted two pics of his dick and wanted to start a fight about it. He threatens people to punch them through the internet every single day, it's as if valq didn't have any of her good things and wasn't even a tranny.

>>7414659
So you never make any parts?
>>7414665
Get out skull size autist

>>7414644
Wow that's so fascinating! People's minds are so different, sounds almost like a LSD trip to me. I usually just imagine "what if x falls in love with y" or "what if i had x money or a superpower" or something like that. I guess i'm still somewhat naive.

>>7414647
I was, but now i eat so much chocolate that i have a normal BMI again.

>>7414645
antihistamines
like i said, about 4 packets or more combines wine a wine bottles worth of alcohol should put you into a coma and kill within 12 hours

if not then i'll trip balls for a week or two until i either get hit by a truck that i thought was a dragon or my brain shuts down

but if you're unlucky enough to survive then you'll probably have major brain damage or something, but hey, it's still a decent plan

>>7414608
>Maybe your friends wished you would hug them more often, doesn't everyone like hugs?
Possibly.
I mean, most people probably feel awkward about initiating hugs with someone they don't already hug all the time.

I guess if I ever make another irl friend then I'll have to be less shy about hugging them.

>tfw I haven't had an irl friend since I graduated high school 5 years ago

>>7414668
it was so good wtf

like both the protagonist and sidekick were qts

prime self insert material DESU

>>7414608
I was kind of the same way, but being sheltered and basically autistic I was never actually much use to anyone. On the bright side that meant that I couldn't really be used for my desire to help
How much of what is normal?
I don't really know how to go about building new friendships, this place could be a good start, ditto other boards you might care about
Kissing is best when you're synched up, it's a little silly 'til then but it can be nice, too

>>7414672
yeah I think he's an idiot was just saying I think he is also a tran

hey everyone...
i'm secretly an anime! SHHHH!!!
dont tell anyone...

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>>7414665
AUTISM
U
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I
S
M

>>7414659
>I've been a professional mech for almost 4 years now.
Are you a gundamu???!!

>>7414661
My plan is to get a job in a factory, wait until I'm permanent and then loose both arms in a machine, cutting them at the shoulder.
I can learn to shitpost with my feet.

>>7414680
The girl was less pretty than on the poster :/
Also the blind guy was comfy as fuck as was the C3PO ripoff but the rest I didn't care about
CGI looked good though
Also
>>7413608
>>7413811

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>>7414668
Not offshore rigs...
But it is like -20 here during average winters
>>7414663
I've already been doing that.....
>>7414673
I've been fabricating shit since before i was ever a mechanic to begin with.
What do you make?

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>>7414686
>ywn be praline

>>7414691
THIS MONTH OBVIOUSLY

passengers is coming out as well that day

>>7414689
hmm... so crazy it just might work!

>>7414689
If retardedly loud/fast off road vehicles are gundams, yes.
Yes I am

>>7414696
pralines are nuts?
I thought it meant 'gourmet'

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>>7414696
I am anime :3

>>7414695
Oh right
I didn't think of land based rigs lol
-20 fahrenheit? Jesus christ.

>>7414698
Oh comfy we can go to that flick then
My mummy will probably cook though :^)
But how should I have known silly you were talking about your birthday in february right beforehand

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>>7414661
Pls

>>7414675
aww, who can I share my calcium regime with now?
>>7414672
sounds nice

>>7414698
sertii can we hang out

>>7414709
that does nothing to bones it just moves fat

i want to be hungry skeltal with a tiny ribcage

>>7414709
>this kills the olive

>>7414708
Ye,
With up to a -60 wind chill.
At -30 with any wind, they typically stop work or only have you there as emergency on-call.
Its gonna be -22 Saturday night with a High of -6. Still warm b/c its not even January yet

>>7414704
What's your millage?
h-how does it feel when a pretty boy gets inside you to save the galaxy?

>>7414705
I think it's nuts, but we do the same thing with peanuts and call it garrapiñada.
It's just the nut and caramel, super simple. Traditional street food and christmas snack here. In Turkey cashews were much more common for that.

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>>7414708
hello human me :3

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>be me
>shopping at target
>all these daddies starring at me
>they aren't looking at my face
>why are they starring
>oh wait no bra
>feel boobs bouncing with each step
>f..aggots
>go to register
>can I help you kiss
>use male voice because you're losing it soon
>thanks have a nice day miss
>so disrespectful

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>>7414708
how could i know what i'm going to do a month beforehand

oh actually nvm dutchies are that autistic so i get your confusion

>>7414715
i wish ren, ur too far away tho

>>7414720
Now that I think about it. I've had a praline hot chocolate before, and that was just a regular hot chocolate with hazlenut syrup

>>7414723
makes me think

olive

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>>7414719
Oh man
Is that in like Alaska or something?

>>7414721
uwu

>>7414726
RUDE
We like to have set schedules AND ACTUALLY SHOW UP AND NOT CANCEL that is correct.
>:(

>>7414672
Oh no nothing sexual at all. Just doing homework/assignments for them and stuff like that. And i wasn't even in love with any of them, i'm only able to fall in love since i'm on hrt i think.

>>7414679
Hugging would be so much easier/natural as a girl though. Yeah i wish i had a friend too. I wouldn't even know what to do except for cuddling, which isn't quite what a friend is usually used for.

>>7414681
Hmm i see. I stayed at home most of the time too, but later on we texted each other quite a lot. I don't know how many favors are normal for friends, like of course you're supposed to help each other out, but i'm not sure if doing their homework almost every day counts as such. That's what i meant.
Yeah this place seems really nice for making friends, everyone here just seems so nice, but i'm too scared to post too much about myself in here and to actually meet someone (assuming there would even be anyone close to me, which is very unlikely depending on my definition of close).
I'm sure it would be super embarrassing if i ever tried to kiss someone.

>>7414709
bbl, if that's what the picture shows, requieres a liposuction before hand, it's not an option for skelly girls.

>>7414723
what if you sounded faggot enough before hand and you're just wasting money?
how do you expect to make comands when you rejoin the army if your voice isn't impposing?

>>7414731
eh...
I guess you can call anything praline if it has sugar and some type of nut.

>>7414723
You can't expect to be called sir with those tits honestly.

I found another trip!

>>7414735
>implying
alright so we chill at your place then go to the moober?

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My pressident just said that air conditioners are part of the evil coctel prepared by the previous government to disrupt the private electric companies, while also letting them up the price 400% and not pressuring them to make any improvement.
I sincerely wish we had Trump. Or even Hillary.

>>7414750
that's a good one if you plan to join forces with some iconic drama whore.

>>7414750
are you using like a giant list of ten letter words
>>7414726
>ren
guess again
i'm swimming across the ocean right now to hang out

>>7414757
>implying back
Yee sounds gud to me
You full boymode or no?
Friend used [deadname] yesterday and I had to think a while about who the fuck he meant lmao

>>7414760
maybe

>>7414686
>tfw 3D
>>7414736
Oh, that's super abnormal, yeah. I kind of got used in that way on group projects sometimes, but never by my friends, which was nice
You don't have to go blurting out your address right away or anything, start by chatting with people on here and/or discord, get to know them. If you decide to trust someone with your general location to hopefully meet up with them later that could be good too

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>>7414760

>>7414750
putting those gtx1080's to good use

>>7414760
>tfw none will ever swim across the ocean to meet you

>>7414678
Benadryl?
Godspeed anon.
>>7414695
Various bits of plastic.
What's your design process? I'm trying to make a clear and repeatable design path to avoid wasting time and money on failed creations. So far it's work out the physics behind it, draw a 3D sketch on paper with the required dimensions, draw in CAD, then print out or laser cut. Just would like some tips from a pro.
>>7414723
If you'e getting gendered female with a male voice is voice really that important? Seems like a big pair of tits is all that matters. Maybe I'll just do a Dr Girlfriend.
>>7414750
Can I has this tripcode please?

>>7414763
im 1 and a half months on hrt with short hair ofc im boymode lol

>>7414768
i'll get to you soon don't worry
>>7414766
yeah just like that uwu

>>7414767
No i just waste a lot of time with my R9 290 to get some weird trips.

>>7414774
>implying my parents won't call you a girl if you want to be called a girl
Progressive libtard parents are pretty comfy desu

>>7414768
>tfw no one will ever swim across a river to show they are still young and strong enough to rule you

>>7414723
You're losing it soon?

>>7414778
can you link your meaty list of ten letter words pls

>>7414765
But there is no way that anyone would ever fall in love with me. And if we'd just meet as friends i would fall in love with them and that would suck.

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>>7414777
>the chance of you actually hanging out with maeve or any of the other nice american or australian trips is extremely small unless a miracle occurs

>>7414784
this would be awkward, i haven't even asked my own mum to do that

>>7414736
>Hugging would be so much easier/natural as a girl though.
Oh yeah, I guess that's true.
Back in high school, one of the many things that I envied girls for was how they could hug their friends as much as they wanted, without having to worry about whether it would seem weird.

How do I get boobs like mommy(Faye)?

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>>7414793
Ah yes then it would be awkward.
Also comfier for me desu bringing a tranny over would be more strange than a guy
Until I come out anyway

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everything will be fine

:think:

>>7414735
North Dakota.
Coldest contiguous US state.
>>7414720
They make me go limp and uwu
>>7414769
I mean, what you're doing is pretty solid for being on a budget.
Most of my stuff has to be measured with micrometers. Rlly, cad-cnc-testing

I've never used a 3d printer tho. Mostly working with metal.

If you can, using a caliper/laser tape and putting the measurements directly into cad is pretty straight forward.

But, if you have to draw it out on paper to visualize better, more power to you. I usually make 1 part at a time

>>7414798
use the right camera angles

>>7414795
>Back in high school, one of the many things that I envied girls for was how they could hug their friends as much as they wanted, without having to worry about whether it would seem weird.
iktf :/

>>7414723
please wear a bra you slut

>>7414769
Sure here you go #)Z{M!;gFMI

>>7414791
Just use this https://www.bestwordlist.com/10letterwords.htm and remove any that don't end with any of those characters .26AEIMQUYcgkosw because the last character of a trip must be either of those.

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>>7414735
am paper U
hello O_O

how long does breasts take to start?

>>7414795
I know right? There even was a phase where it was cool to kiss your friends as greeting. Just imagine how that would be for a girl that has a crush on one of her friends.

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>>7414808
I'm so glad I don't live there!
Comfiest US states seem (to me as an outsider) Kentucky and Kansas

>>7414816
Very cute
I wish I was real Anna with red hair with white streak and bobs and a pretty sister to fug

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>>7414820
TOO
FUCKING
LONG

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>>7414765
i sorry u 3d
es bad D:

>>7414820
About 3 months or so. But it's already nice to see changes happening with your nips.

>>7414820
soreness/budding started around 3 months for me

I'm starting to think Juniper doesn't actually go here and just said that to fuck with me.

>>7414826
Not If you're a faggot.
Northern California is pretty good, climate wise.
No snow in the bay/sacramento

Anything in the middle of the country is pretty conservative

>>7414832
>>7414833
thanks

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fuck i have no life

>>7414826
you are the real anna though

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>>7414836
But I'm not a faggot :)

>>7414847
Then why don't I look like her and have Elsa as my sister/lover?
It sucks :(

>>7414835
maybe something bad happened

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My mom once told me she always wanted a daughter. Do you think she'll be more likely to accept me because of this? She already knows I like men.

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>>7414826
u fink 2 much
es bad
hurting hed :(

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>>7414842
>tfw first try

>>7414835
>>7414859
im not sure but i think she is neet and lives in portland area

>>7414866
I remember using this on my old school computers, which were so slow that i could break the record easily.

>>7414853
Surrre you're not, faggot

>>7414864
sounds like you have a good shot

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>>7414865
awoo
I am you but less cute

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some guy on /b/ says this is his trans step sister im jelly

>>7414864
Probably

>>7414886
then it has to be true

>>7414886
Hip-shoulder ratio is borked.
Probably true

>>7414886
and everyone knows that guys on /b/ always tell the truth

>>7414866
that was my first try too

"So what do you want for Christmas?"
>to pass
>to be cis
>for my dysphoria to leave me alone
>to be pretty
>to be normal
>to have been raised and socialized as a female
>to have certain family members stop avoiding me
>a chance at a career, love, parenthood, success and happiness
"Idk maybe some new headphones would be nice"

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>>7414893
>>7414900
yeah yeah fags whatever im still jealous of her

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>>7414880
es a snaek!!! O_O

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i might move in with my mum next year for a year or two

my sister is leaving because she's getting married so she'll be all alone and this gives me a great opportunity to save some money on rent

also it just sounds comfy as fuck and we could get a mother-daughter thing going

im kinda looking forward to it

>>7414886
>tfw you'll be someone's trans step sister one day

: )

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>>7414905
>I'm gonna get something for you, what would help around the house or maybe give you some enjoyment?
>all abstract elements that couldn't even be defined
well, you're being pretty unfair with the other person there. they aren't magical.

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>>7414911
i es u but ur qter

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>>7414905
Just look at her skull size. It has to be true.

so we have larger heads? doesn't that make us instinctively cuter though?

>>7414912
I'm super jelly of your relationship with your mom.

>>7414915
is that an old trip or something?

>>7414866
Pretty nice speed.
I never got the point of those tests if you're not transcribing stuff all the time for a job and need it verbatim. For college stuff I always wrote keypoints to check on the reading material and writing my own stuff I have no problem looking at the keyboard (and I guess I¡m not even pressed for speed if I don't want to)

>>7414912
Where does she live? Probably like 3 times as far away reee

>>7414932
i wish, but my head looks like a man head

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>>7414924
nuuuu!
snaek is scary!
es baaad!!!!!

>>7414925
>>7414907
Ah wrong quote.

>>7414912
I'm pretty jealous you get to do the mother-daughter thing. I'm stuck with my dad 90% of the time. He's always home due to disability.

>>7414905
>ywn be cis

>>7414932
>Research has shown that while in early life there is little difference between male and female skulls, in adulthood male skulls tend to be larger and more robust than female skulls, which are lighter and smaller, with a cranial capacity about 10 percent less than that of the male.

>>7414932
No, larger upper parts but smaller heads overall, more triangular than circular. And compared with your shoulders it will always look smaller.

Happy christmass.

>>7414935
its the
"Gingers have souls"
guy

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Finished my Christmas Shopping
My brother somehow managed to get me a present and I have no idea where it is. He didn't have it with him, wasn't in the car.

Hey, random question. I'm really dizzy is that bad?

>>7414945
Your not helping, secret trip. Where is that from? Also, missgendering isn't nice.

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>>7414935
thanks owo

>>7414936
amsterdam

>>7414940
I'm not sure i'll manage it though, she's been super ccol about it and i hope ill look like a girl enough to the point where she'll believe i'm her daughter now but you never know, it's hard for some people.

>>7414945
pfft, orangutans dont have souls!
fuckin apes!

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>>7414939
Nessie why are you doing this lmao
It's very cute but I am too lazy to change my trip to Nessie all the time :^)
big hugg though

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>>7414950

>>7414919
Life is unfair

>>7414952
3 days into hrt it's not really gonna show any side effects. Eat some salt to check if it's a pottasium thing but I seriously doubt it.

>>7414954
I though you were greek, as in, living in greece. Are you legal enough to enjoy the mushrooms?

>>7414950
eyyyyyy

>>7414954
Hmm at least it's not like some village in Friesland or whatever
I really dislike Amsterdam though, even moreso that Eindhoven

>>7414952
drink lots of water

>>7414915
Bullshit. That would be a wig and they would've lost 40lbs since august and grown tits
Sausce

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>>7414960
iunno, fun i gez :3
yoos reel anna
I papr anna....

life is awful, why does stuff like this even exist, why couldn't I just get xx chromosomes

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>>7414963
i am greek, but i've been living in the netherlands for 4 years and will prolly stay here
I'm fully legal but all of my friends are either muslims or nerds so i never had the opportunity to do any drugs (sounds lame to do them alone).

my mum is dutch, my dad is greek, i grew up there but my mum and dad got divorced so my mum came with me when i went to study in amsterdam

>>7414965
i agree, amsterdam kinda sucks. Waay too many tourists.

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>>7414915
This was 5 days ago

Yeah I'm just going home now I don't think she's coming :(

>>7414976
I got 70% XX and it didn't help. I'm an XX/XY chimera.

>>7414976
because god does not exist and life is completely random

>>7414953
people know her as the "gingers have souls" guy
im isla
and just look up "gingers have souls"
>>7414956
l0l

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>>7414970
UWU that is a very big gt papr anna haz
paper anna a qt i wish i was that qt

>>7414978
Yeah that's the worst
Also I just don't like big towns I am pretty scared I'll hate Glasgow
Tilburg is the perfect size for me it's big enough to have everything you need but small enough to still be cozy

>>7414981
That'd explain your soul quite a bit....

>>7414979
stop trolling please

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Rare Anise

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>>7414960

Oh hey I saw an Ana pop figure and I thought, darn, that would make a nice Christmas present for you.

I love Christmas presents!

>>7414963
>>7414966


Actually, I'm like, always dizzy. It's a thing I have. Don't know why.

Probably dehydrated, though. I need to drink more water. When I drink, I drink and drink.

>>7414986
>Tilburg is the perfect size for me
no wonder ur gay lol

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today was a good day i got gendered female 100% of the time (working on my voice has paid off a lot) and i got hit on a few times by guys.

i went to the hair salon to show some of my friends my bf in person since they haven't seen him in thr flesh before today and they all agreed he's handsome. im in a much better mood and hopeful :3

>at courthouse
>trip on steps
>go flying
>three men and a woman come and help me up

Fucking I can't right now

>>7414993
keep a water bottle or a glass next to your pc or your couch wherever you hang out most often

>>7414993
Yeah presents are always good!
I have an Olaf plushie from the London Disney store but I hate Olaf lmao, it is the only real plushieable character though

>>7414995
Very rude it's like 2/3 the size of Eindhoven :(
More than 200k people live here
I live at the very edge though with all the rich white families

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>>7414986
es papr anna skirt
bad man pull up skert
try see anna nono
but anna no let :3

i has pic 4 u

>>7414978
drugs aren't as much of a shared experience as they are made out to be. although I guess that with shrooms you need someone to take care of you...

>>7414990
I guess I can envy his eyebrows.

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>>7415002
yay das me and my sis!
pulling up skirt is bad why man do that? :c
i want hug papr anna

emergency question
I had sex an hour ago and my gt is all fucked up, like swollen on different places on the shaft, it looks like there are bubbles on various places under the skin.
It doesn't hurt but it does seriously look scary, like in those vids when guys destroy their dick with a penis pump if you know what i mean
anyway help it looks broken ;_;

>>7415008
SHHH!!!! i has segrit
u keep?

why is beanboy still breathing
there is no justice in this world

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>>7414996
https://youtu.be/8pNelfC6QT8

>>7415012
yes of corse i kep ur segrit :3

Time to shit up this thread

>>7415010
Go to a hospital retart

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>>7415010
See a doctor

>>7415010
wtf did you do to it lmao

>>7415010
clean it with a lot of water and wait to see if you have to go to the doctor.
there aren't, like, old wife remedies for a broken penis...

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i cant wait until i can get a new pair of glasses next month
i have a cute kate spade pair in mind
i really wanna replace my guy glasses
im gonna get special COMPUTER LENSES too, kinda like GAMER GEAR SHADES except the tech is integrated into a normal lense so my eyes will be protected

>>7415014
i want him to die

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>>7414996
sounds nice, hope you get the job you were talking about earlier as well!

>>7415001
ugh my mum doesnt even live in the city, she lives in a village 20mins out of it, it's kinda the only thing that turns me off about moving there

>>7415003
yeah i know but it's more like.. idk the idea of doing them alone sounds lame i dont know why i feel this way about them, maybe i'm scared but i honestly can't tell

>>7415010
uhhh i'd say doctor

>>7415025
i'll help you
we'll cross the border and hunt him down
sacrifice him to edie

>>7415010
i was trying to eat when i read this, you almost ruined my pizza
almost

anyway call a fucking ambulance idiot, there is something seriously wrong

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>>7415022
grace what u think of this sweater

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>>7414999

I should probably do that damn it. That's something people do when they're obsessed with their health.

>>7415022
>COMPUTER LENSES
that is super nerdy

>>7415026
Hmm that sounds better than living in Amsterdam proper though.
I live like 40 minutes by bike away from the city centre of Tilburg too
It sucks because Tilburg is small enough for the centre to still be comfy :(

>>7415022
How goes it?

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>>7415016
es rilly mee!
Crona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7415019
he just rubbed it a lot, usual sex?
>>7415021
it doesn't hurt, so it ain't broken and i sure as hell won't go to the doctor if its non-harmful, i'm stealth in this city
>>7415028
sorry
like, there is this porn vid of this girl with a huge dick but it's all weird with varying thickness and it looks like frankendick

>>7415026
I didn't smoke weed until a friend was super interest in trying it with me, and then it became a habit all by myself and I enjoy it much more that way.
I guess it's better if you never start, so you never know what you're missing and continue with a happier and cheaper life.

>>7415025
>>7415027
I like both of you.

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>>7414808
I went and mcfucked up already. Got the arc length wrong it seems.
And thanks for the advice.

>>7415022
>Kate spade

Top tier taste

>>7415022
>i really wanna replace my guy glasses
I hate my guy glasses. It's funny because before hrt they actually feminized my face a little and now they do the opposite.

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>>7415036
owo
nuuuu
how did that happn u were just papr anner
am comfuse!
iz this u to then?

>>7414999
what if you drink half a liter in a single gulp every time?

>>7415038
But i ahs pustules? because you made it sound like that. It can just be that years of tucking ruined the circulation in certain parts.
Still, wash it with water and check every hour or two hours to make sure.

>>7415038
uhh..

wait a few days and if it isn't back to normal go to a doctor i think

>>7415034
living close to the center sounds awesome for me, i live 10 mins by bike from eindhoven centrum

>>7415039
i mean i guess... idk

>>7414870
She lives in Seattle. I'll send her a message for you.

>>7415047
refill

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>>7415045
mebe...

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>>7415022

Hey Grace it's you and Homura.
I kind of like my glasses design, IMO. I may keep it.

>>7414997
I assumed that was every day
>>7414996
Das because you're pretty and a girl with friends, family, and a lovelife.

REEEEE
NORMIE

>>7415050
no you don't need to, it seems some anon was getting trolled and thought she was going to meet her after class at uni or something

>>7414988
Yeah, there was a bit of a fight for what sex I was to be. Born hermaphrodite, and modified to male. Pisses me off as I sometimes feel the dick is OK, just 90% of the time I feel I should have a pussy. I really feel I need both.

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>>7415030
i think its a cute style but that looks a bit loose on her, i feel like sweaters like that are supposed to be more form fitting
i've also been told they're better for tall people but i dont know how true that is
>>7415033
my eye doctor recommended them, he went on about how bad blue light is for me
>>7415035
pretty good! today's been a good day, didn't even let anxiety ruin it
How about you?
>>7415042
<3
This is the pair I was thinking about getting
I'm not sure about the pink on the inside, that might constantly be in my vision or I might learn to ignore it, idk yet.
>>7415043
yeah for a while one of my pairs of guy glasses helped and for a while now I've been going without any glasses because I feel like I pass better without either i have right now desu
>>7415057
oooh, cute
And as for your glasses, well, the thing is men's glasses do have small touches to them that skew them more masculine
I once sent a selfie of mine to an optician friend I had made and he pointed out I was wearing men's glasses and explained what about them were masculine

>>7415066
Just woke up and remembered it's my day off so I'm in a good mood. Wish smiles was awake tho

>>7415054
yeah, but it's a real waste to have it around you when you have to get up all the time anyway.
if you're sedentary enough it can even count as excercise!

>>7415049
I guess that's still good in Eindhoven. In Amsterdam it still sounds like it'd be too busy for me though
I'd also be scared to cycle there :(

>>7415056
cute uwu

>>7415066
You don't notice it

>>7415066
are the lenses going to be like yellow tinted or something? if its noticeable I think you should just get separate glasses for computer

>>7415047
ok sorry that i even mentioned this disgusting topic here.
It does not hurt, it just looks weird, like there are 3-4 big bubbles, like filled with liquid under the skin. They swelling does seem to go down, even though it still looks weird. No discoloration, just bent on the swelled spots.
I think he just rubbed too hard, we didn't use anything for lubrication

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>>7415061
>think about it
>realize I really am a normie

feelsbadman

>>7415066
I def look better without but unfortunately, everything is kinda blurry without them.

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>>7415066
so something like this perhaps?

>>7415075
>I'd also be scared to cycle there :(

w-why?

also u wwanna reserve tickets?

>>7415079
just leave it and don't do anything with it and if it doesn't get better maybe see the doctor