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trapped in a crystal prison edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• tfw hon
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previous >>7406757
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wack ass nigga
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>tfw so tomboy you dont even want to socially transition
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>>7408217
you must be 18 or older to create a thread.
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Maeve is ugly!
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>>7408221
exhibit a: >>7408106
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Nini for reals this time
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>>7408217
two pac ill save u dw
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>>7408238
you're good
I like you
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>>7408237
I don't know if that's me that's the other elanna
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anyone wanna come on a platonic date with me?
ill pay for 1 hot cocoa
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>>7408245
that's okay, i can play along
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I dont like these undies.
They're boxerbbriefs for women.
Comfy
But bulgey
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>>7408247
ooooo cocoa!
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I summon you kayla
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Why does Kayla keep coming back
is she incapable of being happy
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>>7408250
wtf are you doing with my cat in your house
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>>7408247
I will take you up on your offer, but I want some marshmallow with that cocoa.
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>>7408255
she has a hardon for maeve
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>>7408247
Are you underage too?
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>>7408254
I think Kayla gets more dick these days than you. Mad world, right?
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She looks me dead in the eyes and says "hey Brian
If you still believe in the Lord above,
Get on your
hands
and
knees
and pray for us"
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>tfw your popcorn craving starts getting so bad you start twitching and itching yourself
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>have something stuck in teeth
>use floss to try and get it out
>floss gets stuck in teeth
>irritate gums getting floss out
>bloody and sore gums, still don't think i even got what was stuck out
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>>7408263
if there's an itch down there, you need to get some penis
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why do i ruin everything? why do i speak? i need to learn from mistakes.
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>>7408263
>tfw your boobs are itchy for no reason they just itch
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>>7408269
cancer
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>>7408264
Drink some orange juice diggy dog
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>>7408268
it's okay Maeve it's not like anyone actually cares about you
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>>7408256
He loves me more
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>>7408260
That's not exactly surprising I've never really gotten a lot of dick.
Plus now I'm dating someone on estrogen.
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>>7408272
good idea

even if it doesn't get it out, it'll be tasty and refreshing
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>>7408281
I thought you got over your transbian phase? :c
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Do I come across as a girl or dumb faggot?
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>>7408256
>apple
you sure must love dicks
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The gaygen discord banned me again :/
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>>7408286
a dumb girl :^)
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>>7408286
a dumb girl, faggot
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>>7408288
shocking tbqh
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I wanna invite my ex to Christmas with my family cause hes gonna be all alone and sad for the holidays- but I cant because my family thinks its weird I even still talk to my ex. I guess Im too nice

>>7408288
Go find someplace else to shitpost, fags aren't welcome here.
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>>7408286
It's really really hard to come off as a girl completely if you were born male :/
>>7408273
Shut the fuck up don't bully her
>>7408247
Yea but im gonna be shitfaced.
And it's not gonna be platonic lol

I have an entire 18 pack to drink and nothing to do today :\
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>>7408278
please give me my kitty back :(

>>7408287
that's an old computer
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>>7408301
You're just self-righteous
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>>7408305
you sure must love old dicks?
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>>7408307
but you already posted this one
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>>7408301
>I guess Im too nice
or desperate to get back with your ex
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>>7408305
Who will cuddle me, then?
You?
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>>7408259
as a great person once said
>>7408003
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>>7408304
18 pack of what?
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>>7408291
>>7408292
^~^

>>7408304
Ur the girl
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>>7408300
:/
:)
How u been quidy?
>>7408301
:(
I like it here.
C'mon.
Lemme stay...
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>>7408285
It's not gay if she's a boy

>>7408301
It's not weird to talk with your ex, I'm still besties with mine
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>tfw you finally filter robin
Not soon enough. God that bitch is nutty.
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>>7408314
m-maybe
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>>7408307
Your hair is so pretty :3

>>7408314
Can i cuddle you?
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i'm delusional
things aren't going to get better
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>>7408281
I thought they were mtftm..
So, now, mtftmtf?
What changed?
Did they realized they fucked up their life with no E?
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>>7408322
It's especially gay then
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is biotin a meme
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Goodnight fags
You're all kinda cute I guess
>>7408337
No
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>>7408337
no
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>>7408330
What are your credentials?
>>7408329
OK. But we both have to wear onesises and fuzzy socks.
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>>7408251
:D

>>7408257
mhmm alright. deal!

>>7408304
this I gotta think about
are you calm when you're shitfaced or are you all pushy because some of my friends get really pushy when drunk. i think alcohol is yucky desu desu senpaichi famalami
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>>7408308
I just don't want him to be lonely, he's ging through a rough time and feels like h doesnt have a family...
Maybe I can get my room-mate to invite him to christmas with him in LA

>>7408313
Nawh, the opposite if anything.Id never go back to him after the way he broke up with me.

>>7408321
Sorry I hate queers, you're all catty spoiled brats with entitlement issues. Not take that that walking HIV culture you call a body and get out.

>>7408322
I agree, but my family does not, it'd be very awkward for him to show up with me.
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>>7408337
whoa i was sure i read bitcoin a minute ago.

I don't know i'm taking it now, but haven't noticed much yet.
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>>7408321
was sarcasm fyi

>>7408324
cool anon we all really care a lot

>>7408337
biotin is mostly but not entirely a meme

it won't make your hair grow faster, which is what most people seem to want to use it for
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>>7408335
They've always been on estrogen?
They're mt(ftm)ₙ
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>>7408317
Im a bad person. I was supposed to hook up with some one and use the money he gave me to buy us a liquor bottle but instead i left him there and used the money to buy myself beer.
I also straight up stole a 12pack of corona from some one on Monday.

Might get really drunk today.

The trans girl i was with on Saturday is textibg me back again which is surprising cuz i wasn't able to stick it in her but she says we had a great time together anyway. And honesty we did.
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>>7408354
Cared enough to respond
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i lost my hearthstone arena run after 8 wins because my internet died :(
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does IVF work on girls(boys)?
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>>7408355
whats the n for
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>>7408347
okay :3

only platonic tho

>>7408348
o-oh i guess you'll be going with chad then
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>>7408362
nigger
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>>7408361
we dont have uterii (yet)
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>>7408347
>>7408348
trip went off wtf

>>7408341
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>>7408361
What are you stupid?
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does progesterone actually do anything?

is it worth taking??
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>>7408362
n is used to describe an arbitrary amount of steps or repetitions
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>>7408356
wow you do kinda sound like a bad person
I hope you buy that person their bottle at some point
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>>7408369
just take cypro
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>>7408337
to clarify, if you have a biotin deficiency it will make your hair grow faster, but otherwise (the majority of people) it won't

>>7408357
lmao wanting to mock you and caring about your pettiness aren't quite the same thing dear
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>>7408369
yep
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>>7408355
*m(tftm)ₙ

>>7408349
Sucks ;_;
Maybe given time they'll come around? Maybe they're just worried you're trying to get back with him

>>7408336
How so?

>>7408362
Repeated n times, like a polymer.
My partner is a transpolymeric
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>>7408369
Completely unknown. Prog is a complete mystery, it seems to work for some, maybe, and do nothing for others
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My nipples started hurting, they're working!
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>>7408356
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>>7408375
hmm, my diet is REALLY bad
and I'm never in the sun
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>>7408369
wif dat said, I am on it
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>>7408368
oh it's the alien again
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>>7408377
i dont like this math tranny meme
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>>7408384
The alien?
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>>7408385
she's a chemist, she couldn't count the wrinkles on her butthole
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>>7408377
>My partner
*dies of happiness*

>>7408382
well, it's certainly not going to hurt anything to take it
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>>7408388
rude desu
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>>7408386
You look like an alien
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is it okay to commit suicide
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>>7408389
Well actually it might make your skin worse.
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Is there anything more dysphoria inducing than penis inspection day :(?
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>too stupid to code
>too ugly and scarred to camwhore

How do I survive???
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>>7408393
nah bro
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>>7408355
I distinctly remember you saying something about them being a mtf detransee, not on e... And also with no balls.
Get your schizo stories straight, lannü
>>7408364
I'm pretty asexual atm.
But, I've been horrifically intimately frustrated as of late b/c nobody will nom on my bobs.
Prolly b/c milk.

So, I may also platonically rub boobs on you
>>7408367
Fix it then
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>>7408389
except my wallet
that was kinda the point of asking in the first place
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>>7408393
I don't think God would like that unfortunately.
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>>7408399
is your butt relatively smooth/okay?
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>>7408399
prostitution
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i don't have anything to live for
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>>7408389
:D

>>7408388
I'm not even a good chemist I work at Wal mart

>>7408401
Your memory is garbage then lol
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Herro?
I have.a probrem!
I havin not a gf with benis or femboy!
Prease i need im ronery
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>>7408415
can you make me feel loved
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>>7408348
Pushy. Very pushy not gonna lie. Im drunk but not stupid though, so i just like to have fun. I will push you to try and get you to give me a little peck on the lips and as soon as i feel ur lips on mine im going to grab you by the ass and push you up against me hard and make you feel how much i want to fuck you right at that moment. Im not a dumbass tough no matter how fucking drunk i get i will never ever ever lose my mind and if you're not into it yea ima back right the fuck up.
>>7408349
Im sorry you feel that way.
If you met me or even talked to me you would understand i am very much different from what you describe.
Im not initialed at all.
If i don't work i don't eat put it that way.
>>7408354
You're really cute quid.
Shame you live so far away
~shrug~
Oh well what u gonna do.
>>7408372
I won't.
I've had a hard life.
You're making me want to drink faster.
>>7408380
Am i really gay if i could go my entire life from this point on not having sex with a single man or mtf again??
>>7408372
I have a cold heart.
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i dont really like me desu
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>>7408414
explain to me why it takes 15 minutes to take a box of pills, put them in a bag, print a label and affix the label to said bag

please
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvfZuuaUkE

>tfw I win
You lose mtfg
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>>7408418
i like you
sometimes you don't see the good in yourself, and just only the bad
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>>7408421
I'm not that kind of chemist
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>>7408416
Yes!
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>>7408426
don't evade
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>>7408401
Things I have done this year:
Reduced E from 6mg to 2mg
Tried T patches that put me in male range for a while
Stopped T patches

In that order. I've never been taking less than 2mg E at any point this year.

>>7408421
Drug related laws n shit.
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>>7408423
The war wont be over until you die
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>>7408377
>Repeated n times, like a polymer.
are you sure you don't mean "polynomial"
>>
>>7408427
can you emotionally abuse me
call me garbage and make me want to die
>>
Feminine penis.
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>>7408417
Thou shalt not steal

pagano ateo pendejo
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>>7408426
Herro?
Is this chemist?
I have a probrem im no girl with benis or femboy:( pls potion!
Need and potion another to find partner preas a herp
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>>7408399
could be me

>acquire depression as beautiful 8 yo sensitive nerdy gender-clueless mormon amab prodigy child
>15 yo coding C, linux administering/networking
>depression constant
>isolate self from all
>except toxic af family
>now 32, fuckin finally free
>dumbass due to degenerative depression
>covered in stretch marks and extra skin, still got an extra 30 lbs but at least not 300+

if I'd been raised by people who weren't retarded narcissists I would have been beautiful and successful by default
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i can't tell if i want to be loved or hurt
>>
Masculine vagina.
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>>7408436
No why wourd i do dis i do opposite are.you a shitto mongorian?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFvakcT0LBQ
check out this tune if you want to. it's nice


>>7408417
I think I can live with that desu owo
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>tfw singing along to female singers

OMG it feels so right. I'm in heaven right now~
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>>7408443
I want to be loved so much that it hurts
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>>7408435
Fucking math majors

>>7408430
Fucking Brits

>>7408440
Fucking doge
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>>7408442
guess you weren't that good after all
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>>7408439
Look.
It's done. I did it.
Stop giving me shit im not gonna feel bad.
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>>7408434
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>>7408435
She's a chemist and using what she knows. If we were using math notation then we could feasibly rearrange the transitions into any order.
Personally I would rather represent my transition as a finite state machine but I'm not about to dig up my textbooks to give proper notation on that.
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>>7408452
PREAS A SIR i needer your herpe me
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>>7408447
Are you anywhere near LA? Ill fucking bike to you right this fucking second
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>>7408456
God will forgive you if you go to church and cease the sodomy.
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>>7408452
>Fucking math majors
elanna, you are the world's worst chemist

i bet if you tried to cook up a batch of LSD, you'd end up accidentally making scrambled eggs or something
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im gay
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>>7408466
Sadly, no.
I live across the sea ;w;
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>>7408467
Fucking stop.
Im Catholic and actually fucking believe in God very much so you can just shut the fuck up
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>>7408432
This is it...
Yeah.
And you're a fucking faceless nameless ghost here.
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>>7408470
I nearly set the lab that I was working in on fire once because I aspirated isopropanol into the high vacuum pump.
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>>7408452
>>7408470
Can you make me Estradiol and cypro? Scrambled Eggs are fine too.
>>
whenever i care about somebody it's a joke
they get disappointed and upset at me
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>>7408475
Then you know how important it is then.

Don't get angry at me for pointing out you did wrong. I won't lie to protect your feelings.

If you feel this upset then your repentance will be genuine.
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>>7408453
I'm still white with great facial structure so I've still got plenty of privilege to cruise on. but yeah I buried my mom and wasted even more time before I realized the actual person I am can't exist if I'm engaged in the sisyphean task of comforting toxic narcissists
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>>7408475
Are you ready for hell fagboy?
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>>7408482
Dumbasss.
>>7408475
>god
You're praying to the sun,stars,and solar system m'man
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>>7408485
he also steals alcohol baka
>>
I want to be a transgirl
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>>7408470
She probably doesn't even remember how to read an IR spec.
>>7408466
Mercury lives in your city, send her my love.
>>7408479
Week 1 of no HRT, I can feel my jaw growing.
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>>7408495
Cut it off.
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>>7408493
no, you don't, you want to be a trap
>>
>>7408495
are you legit going off hrt just to lose weight or are there other reasons involved?
if thats the only reason you really should look into some ritalin-like amphetamine, its ridiculous how easy those make it to not eat..I used to have to force myself around 9 at night because I realized I hadn't eaten anything all day
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>>7408483
Probably not, steroids are hard to make.

>>7408495
Gimme a spectrum sweetie
Give me a carbon and proton nmr too, no half assing it
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>>7408504
hugg elann
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please make my heart hurt
or else i'll probably just go to physical pain
>>
my mom just called me hon :(
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im a fucking bastard. im a dirty animal
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>>7408504
>sweetie
i love it when the trannies bust out these words

i can feel the bitchiness radiating off them
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>>7408495
>shakira becomes barbados slim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc
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>>7408504
Aww what can you do then?
>>
where is anna
I miss anna
>>
>>7408522
what happened senpai?
>>
>>7408520
Last night
My mom told my sister she never got to mourn her son & I'm a completely different person she wants nothing to do with.
She even purportedly took a day off work & is now seeking therapy.
(This happened all in this week after my sister told her I missed my family)
:^]
>>
>>7408533
I'm just channeling twitter user @dril.
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>>7408504
Why is a reading between 2850 and 2950 cm-1 useless information?
>>7408497
How big do you think it will get after a year?
>>7408500
Nah just repressing now. Gonna be a big man. Because that's what I'm supposed to be.
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>>7408527
If they pass the trial of hrt and find the strength to quit. Which they have stated they want to. They will emerge cured like I was.
>>
>>7408527
at her movie
>>
>>7408545
I ain't one to judge but your repression posts sound a lot crazier than your girl posts, Amy.
>>
>>7408544
>Gonna be a big man.
CHASERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7408544
As big as mine
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>>7408474
Pffft that's a bus and a walk away.
>>7408490
I've only gone on two beer runs in my entire life.
And don't even get me started on what i did on Monday. That one really was shitty and what makes it worse is that he saw it coming and still let me do it.
Look. Im sorry. Im going to blast my music.
Look im sorry.
Im getting a little drunk.
>>7408495
Id rather Fuck you Shakira.
Not gonna lie. My best fucks have been black people.
Maybe you're differnt though since you're not American black and didn't go through slavery so maybe you don't have those same ass genes and whatever i know this sounds pervy and i know it puts you off but it's the truth and most black people will respect you if you're honest with yourself and ready to take a kick to the face and not be a little bitch and scared of that. Black people are based in my opinion.
>>7408485
Look.
If he does exist.
Just stop.
I give money to the homeless whenever i do have it.
You're the single only person in this thread that is making me drink faster btw.
>>7408489
No im really not lol.
God is real and Jesus is real even ifbu dont believe it.

Is mercury qt3.14?
Where is she?
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>>7408498
I do want to be a girl though
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>>7408564
Traps r better
>>
nobody values me so do i even exist
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>>7408563
Mercury is black too lmao
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>>7408525
I've made a lot of amide compounds.
I've never made anything with a steroid moiety because their synthesis is complex. In theory I've used all of the equipment I would need to make them but I've never carried out the reactions specific to those drugs.

>>7408544
It's not always, especially if you're expecting an alkene or alkyne.

>>7408506
Hugg lauren
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>>7408568
Cogito ergo sum
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>>7408554
Well. They are two different people and I am the one responsible for murdering her :D
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>>7408396
truth, I forgot about that

>>7408402
yup ofc I just figured it'd be silly to mention, however you don't need very much to ensure you're not deficient, most supplements seem to have at least ten times the daily value
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Oh yea heres me making some one see heaven.
Its SFW mods since u don't actually see anything but u definitely hear the noises desu kiwi moe kawai
It's a week old.
https://vid.me/LRg2
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>>7408563
Drink faster then
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>>7408563
Mercury is dead
and you're worshiping the sun behind a masque of a poorly written story.
Jesus fish = pisces
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>>7408539
thats really sad :(
I hope your parents end up coming around valq
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>>7408450
>tfw pitch is right, but can't sing
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>>7408544
>Gonna be a big man
are you for real or memeing?
>>
>>7408589
Supposedly we're going to have a big feelings conference call after the holidays b/c I'd just ruin Christmas, otherwise
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>>7408583
THINK I WONT BRB CHUGGING TWO (2)BEERS
YALL BETTTER STILL FUXKING BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK I DON'T LIKE TO BE ALONE DRUNK
>>
>>7408417
yes, because physical distance is what's stopping you from having a chance, creepo, sure
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>>7408589
Being trans is extremely selfish. My father beat me when I came out and threatened to shoot me and he only went to jail because my mother went around my back to report him
I refused to testify. And have repressed to this day so that he will forgive me when he gets out of prison
>>
>>7408539
do you still feel like you are the same person now though?
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>>7408582
what the fuck kill yourself
>>
>>7408475
you shouldn't steal then.

>>7408571
I have no idea what this means, but can you make me something that kills me without any pain?
>>
>>7408527
do you mean cool Anna that goes by anne. on here now?
>>
its a winter wonder land here
>>
Everybody! Everybody! I told my white nationalist friend that I'm a transsexual and he doesn't hate me!
I feel so much better now that he knows, being stealth is terrible.

>>7408377
*Shrug* maybe, my family is set in their ways. I can see their concern, he was my longest relationship.

>>7408417
Well you're a queer chasing trannies, so no you're actually worse than what I described.
>>
>>7408543
holy fuck anon, congratulations
>>
it was all lies
i was lying to myself
why do i go along with my delusions
i know my dreams won't come true
i need to kill myself because it won't get better
>>
>>7408602
>I have no idea what this means, but can you make me something that kills me without any pain?
try asking a gunsmith instead
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>>7408602
I don't have to make that, there's enough tall buildings to make that an easy task
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>>7408563
>You're the single only person in this thread that is making me drink faster btw
you told me I was making you drink faster and I'm not that anon
are you seriously trying to guilt people by saying that? literally no one cares
you justify stealing by saying you've had a hard life, maybe try to cut some of the self-pity and focus on improving some aspect of your life
>>
>>7408613
>tfw yurop
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>>7408598
The first sentence of your story contradicts the second part.

Whats selfish is family members not reading information and refusing to look at any sort of timelines & medical research b/c they think of potbellied 50 y/o balding transvestites with a beard shadow when you say, "transgendered"

Tldr;
They assume I'll age like a man and just be some fat balding T-filled creep when I'm 60
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>>7408611
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>>7408566
I dont want to be a guy masquerading as a girl
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>>7408527
too busy making fun of woman
>>
>>7408571
-1 point for being a smartass to the examiner.
>their synthesis is complex
You don't have to do a total synthesis, just start with cholesterol or something and add some functional groups.
>>7408594
Why do you care?
>>7408601
>Clicking Beanboy links
>>
i want a job its hard to stay happy when im broke all the time :/
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>>7408609
>Everybody! Everybody! I told my white nationalist friend that I'm a transsexual and he doesn't hate me!
transsexuals are natural allies of the right-wing, of course he wouldn't hate you

or if he did, it'd probably be for your vainglory
>>
>>7408627
thats not the real anna trip desu
>>
>>7408616
Not where i live. And think of those poor people who'd have to clean up my splatter.
Cyanide isn't that hard to make, right? Just ad some painkiller or sleeping pill and sell those to us. You'll be rich.
>>
>>7408609
grats!

>>7408633
i should have known better

>>7408636
iktf, thankfully getting more hours starting january i hope
>>
>tfw your shoulder to hip ratio is fucked
Is there any reason to try if I'm already 22?
>>
what do you do when there's no reason to get out if bed anymore
to go on as a person
what if it's YOUR fault that you are worthless
>>
Bring back CNT.
>>
>>7408598
I'm really sorry for that happening to you, that sounds horrible. personally I don't understand why you would care if he "forgives" you when he gets out of prison, it really sounds like he's the selfish one. what is he even forgiving you for, saying you were trans? or forgiving you for the way your brain is wired?

coming out as trans could be called selfish if you have a wife and kids and you abandon them to live as a woman. otherwise living your life the way you want to, even if others don't like it, really isn't selfish
>>
>>7408600
I am.
They started hanging up and not returning calls after I started nailing my voice and they saw pics of me passing.

Beforehand;
Politics, love, family interests the same as before during the first year hrt.

I still love all of my hobbies, I still hate everyone the same as before. Ha.

I still consider myself an eagle scout and I still love offroading & related motorsports.
I even researched and recommended a new motorcycle for my dad last month.... Not that there was much of a reply.
>>
>>7408633
>Why do you care?
jeez idk, I was just kinda curious
I wasn't like trying to offend you..
>>
>>7408637
T-then why is /pol/ so mean? Is it because they're all in the closet?

>>7408647
Ty, it's a relief, I thought he was gonna call me a freak and cut me off completely.

>>7408649
Well, youll probably need surgery.
>>
>>7408650
Save a shit ton of money, go live in a developing country where you can grow/sell cannabis
>>
I am an XY Female.

ama.
>>
>>7408661
I can't find anything about hip widening or shoulder shrinking besides doctors saying it can't be done.
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>>7408663
So is everyone else her fampi
>>
>>7408644
Trying to synthesize potassium cyanide would be enough to kill you without actually eating it.
>>7408657
Can't afford FFS or SRS no point in me continuing really.
>>
>>7408663
you mean you have Swyer's syndrome?

otherwise good for you but that's almost everyone else here too lmao
>>
>>7408663
So is 90% of this board
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>>7408663
Me too! :3
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i wanna show people where the smoke is born
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>>7408609
>stealth is terrible
Yes it is. I'm glad you're starting to come around to the alternatives

>>7408633
>Losing points for the right answer
That's not how exams work, and that's the answer they'd be expecting anyways
>just add some functional groups :^)
Cholesterol is actually a really poor starting point anyways.
>>
>>7408661
>T-then why is /pol/ so mean?
/pol/ is mean towards everything - trannies, cis women, pajeets, sweden, alcohol users, cats, etc.

it's what happens when you're no longer able to derive joy from anything
>>
I'm sad and eating all day. I want to die.
>>
>>7408669
wouldn't you prefer to stop yourself from becoming more manly though?
idk I often think its pretty pointless for myself too, but when I consider getting manlier and manlier as I age it feels worth it to me
>>
>>7408644
Why make cyanide compounds?
You can buy barrels of it.
>>
>>7408668
>>7408675
>>7408676
>>7408680

i know i was just fucking with you.

but its cool that i now call myself "Female" like fuck science i'm Female.
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>>7408689
Me too
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>>7408691
Where?
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>>7408684
>>>stealth is terrible

What? That is like my life goal. To be stealth.
>>
>>7408696
local apothecary
>>
i don't know what to do when i can't find value in myself
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>>7408692
There's also legit XY afab CIs girls.
And xxy men
And xx amab CIs guys
And xxy women
The list goes on, dingleberry
>>
>>7408694
please charge your pone and stop using facebook, they listen to every conversation you make, don't you know that?
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>>7408392
Thx bb, I think I've only ever put my face here once
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>>7408698
I think you're confusing "stealth" and ”being not visibly trans"
They don't mean the same thing

>>7408696
Practice your Google fu
Or get a business licence and buy from Aldrich or something
>>
I wish my therapist didn't huggbox me so much
>>
>>7408710
I know what it means. My dream is to finish my transition and move somewhere else and cut contact with everyone and live as a girl with no one knowing. Isn't that stealth? And basically what you are doing?
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>>7408714
that's their job to some extent.

..

have we had this coversation before?
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>>7408714
how did the appointment go
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>>7408666
Oh, no, nothing you can do about that.

>>7408685
I- I suppose thats true.
Im just happy my friend doesn't hate me.

>>7408692
Science tells us that when it comes to genetics and chromosomes we know pretty much fuck all.
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>>7408708
I made my first new fb since transitioning last week.
Nothing but selfies, cat pictures, and dysphoria.
I Dont have conversation, anyways.
Like, seriously.
Most I have on my phone is texts telling my wife when I'll be home, I need money, I need dick, I need food.
>>
>>7408700
Not where i live, might be bc of history though.

>>7408710
I'm a poor neet as if i'd get any licence. Seems like the only way is to get scammed in the memenet
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>>7408708
>trying to fight the botnet
It's hopeless.
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>>7408715
it's extremely stressful
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>>7408714
I wish I were you.
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>>7408684
Are you gonna sassmouth me all day? Don't make me get my quantum mechanics book.
>>7408690
I was only being edgy I'm still on the pills. What is happening is total cocoon mode so that I can make it through the day on only 2 meals.
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>>7408723
Moap! You never answered my question about your hair

>how often do you wash it/do you keep it dry if you're not washing it?

And also basically what is your haircare routine.
>>
>>7408710
Mix L-ascorbic acid with distilled water and a touch of glicerine for me.

Test the concentrations on your bfgf's skin.
Make it suitable for my sensitive ginger skin.
Send it to me.
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>>7408723
So basically I can only become a hon, repress, or kill myself?

I wish I never knew about transition.
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>>7408715
>My dream is to finish my transition and move somewhere else and cut contact with everyone and live as a girl with no one knowing
Her name is Tranny.
Janny the Tranny.
>>
>>7408741
I've heard CBT does wonders
>>
can someone emotionally abuse me please
>>
how do i get the bloodwork i need done for my sperm sample done

they gave me a box to take to the lab but you can only go to a doctor with a referral right?
>>
>>7408730
Use a decent OS, block every know botnet in your hosts file https://www.pcmech.com/article/how-to-block-99-of-google-and-why-you-shouldnt-do-it-2/

use a decent browser install uBlock and uMatrix and destroy every page completely only allow scripts where you really need them. Use a VPN and IPFuck everywhere.
Don't be stupid.
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>>7408749
I think you're a worthwhile human being
>>
>>7408653
It's because he feels I was denying him grandchildren and ruining the family name

I get married next year
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>>7408756
and get these captchas everywwhere
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>>7408749
You will never, ever be a girl?

>>7408746
That and ECT.
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>>7408722
I think so, I ended up crying most of it though, I just hope I get a call from endo soon regarding hrt
>>7408720
I think so, today it went like this when she was trying to figure out my expectations I guess
>how do you view yourself looking after this
>average I guess, I know I won't be be 10/10 or anything
>you'll be pretty close I bet
why do they do this? I don't believe people when they say I'm have a great face or anything like that, I think they are just trying to make me feel better
>>
>>7408757
no
it would mean a lot to me if you would actually hurt me
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>>7408715
I'm not stealth, if I were stealth I'd not be posting here, I would not be in contact with people that know I'm trans, and I wouldn't be rooming with a trans person.
I don't share that I'm trans, but I don't actively go out of my way to hide it. Stealth requires active effort and is less pleasant.

>>7408737
This is gonna be good, tell me more about quantum mechanics
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>>7408597
Maaan
Whatever.
You're cute quid don't let no one tel u different.
>>7408601
It's good right?
Halfway through rhe vid it gets really good cuz stops being able to breathe correctly KEK and starts calling me daddy.
>>7408620
Look anonymous. I've never tried to guilt anyone. Fuck you.
Second of all. I am improving my situation.
Third of all. I am waaaayy too sober to be having this convo.
You cut deep, anonymous.
>>7408636
Hey korra wassup
>>7408602
I like getting drunk more than i fear hell. The folly of man.
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>>7408765
It made me cry...
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>>7408756
Enjoy the bottom level backdoors on your motherboard and networking hardware.
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>>7408739
No, I think I did,m you must have missed it, but here it is again.

I wash with shampoo and conditioner every other day, I use coconut oil every once in a while and some wash out hair repair product if I have too many dead ends.

My hair care is mostly stuff I dont do
>Dont blowdry
>Don't hairspray
>Don't do leave in product
>Don't straighten it or any other heat treatments

>>7408741
Nah theres a lot more to passing than body dimensions. That doesnt doom you. Anyone with a good looking face and voice will pass.
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>>7408771
You shouldn't fear hell, but you should't make God sad.
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>>7408597
This isn't my first rodeo btw.
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>>7408740
Why can't you do this yourself?
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>>7408769
I'm just bluffing, all I know is particle in a box.
>>
Is Megan a meme name?
>>
>>7408782
elanna can you hurt me
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>>7408778
is it bad to use conditioner everyday? I like how it makes my hair.
>>
>>7408759
well I hope it works out for you
>>
>>7408771
Telling me I'm cute when you mean I'm cute as a boy, not a girl, isn't a compliment.
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>start watching anything
>get bored after 20 mins and just go back to reading /mtfg/

fugg
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>>7408794
quid can you hurt me
>>
>>7408780
I sadly must admit I think I actually would have sex with you
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>>7408791
Nahh. Just dont use shampoo everyday.
Try not using shampoo for like two weeks and see how ur hair gets.
Natural.
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>>7408783
Why are you playing GAMESS with me?

>>7408790
I'm more partial to being hurt myself
>>
>>7408776
>not building your own hardware and monitoring all the electrons that flow through your Ethernet cable manually.
>>
Are you Americans worried at all about Pence?
Will he have any real power, or much influence of Trump??

I don't want all your brains to be zapped until you can see Jesus ;_;
>>
>>7408782
I have a really hard time leaving the bed.
Also
You should do it for you, as well.
Vitamin C serums make everyone look more qt
>>
>>7408810
i want him to hurt me
>>
>>7408737
I feel like people never take this advice seriously, but eating nothing but meat makes it really easy to lose weight
if you don't eat ANY carbs at all I would be really really shocked if you don't look thinner in 2 weeks

nuts, meats, and vegetables
>>
>>7408789
no, nobody trans with that name comes to mind

>>7408799
are you the person that messages me drunk late at night asking for abuse

>>7408804
dis
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>>7408797
sertii can you hurt me
>>
>>7408778
>wash with shampoo and conditioner every day
usually for curly hair I hear to use shampoo every other day, or just don't shower every day, so the oils can protect your hair a little.
I also put in heat protection and blow dry every time I shower.

>>7408804
oh that reminds me, I need to make a new schedule now that I don't plan on being a chem major.
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>>7408822
are you a little girl?
>>
>>7408810
>Will he have any real power
Well Pence is the guy attending the presidential briefings, while Trump shitposts on twitter...
>>
>>7408810
He supported consensual electroshock treatment for people looking to change their sexual behavior. This is not the same as forced conversion therapy for gays. It was also more than a decade.
>>
>>7408804
I don't know anything about computational methods.
>>7408816
Expensive.
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>>7408822
sorry qt i know you think this will relieve you now but it's not healthy at all for you
>>
>>7408797
I miss escapism that works
>>7408802
I don't think I can last that long I shower daily since germaphobe
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>>7408800
Im sorry.
Im so sorry God.
Tu me asistes lo ke soy.
I didn't wish to be what i am.
U haven't even read half the things I've done.
You will never know what i carry.
But if we ever do fuck you will know what a street beaner is emotionally.

Look. Just.
Im sorry.
Couple of beers in no food for 2 days.
Can't hang with me im too hardcore
>>
>>7408810
>influence of Trump
>she thinks anyone can influence trump
L O L
O L O
L O L
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>>7408829
*decade ago
>>
>>7408831
>>7408822
meaning you're too old
>>
>>7408829
"consensual"
>>
>>7408832
Yea i get that. Just dont but shampoo in ur hair
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>>7408802
>Natural.
greasy
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>>7408824
What's your new major?
Also, unironically starting to wonder if I should get my masters and just follow through on chem.

>>7408830
Particle in a box is basically the introduction to quantum/computational chem. Most of that class was done with MATLAB though until the models got complex enough.
>>
>>7408847
Y tu ke tanto me ves wey
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>>7408844
"Resources should be directed toward those institutions which provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior."
>those seeking to change
>not consensual
>>
>>7408846
I was wondering about conditioner though, I know about the shampoo thing, conditioner makes me feel nice
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>>7408851
no idea
I may do Philosophy, since I apparently impressed my professor with an essay. He's like offering to recommend me courses and shit

>>7408855
>greasy
>speaks spanish in reply
I'd expect nothing less of a southern canadian.
>>
>>7408837
hmmm now I'm a bit scared
in the past I've gone days with only drinking and no food, at least we'd be compatible in that way
when I did it with wine it was easy to get really skinny, beer not so much..but wine only is absolute hell on the digestive system
>>
>>7408851
Well duh, why would I know any more than that? You're the one with the degree, not me.
>>
>>7408860
This might shock you, but people are forced into those things whether they're labeled consensual or not.

Also, it doesn't fucking work.
>>
>>7408864
charlotte can you hurt me
>>
>>7408885
trip on alex
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>>7408867
beer is like pure carbs.

>>7408890
physically or emotionally?
>>
i wish i could sing
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11876479
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>>7408864
Ohh, what would you do with philosophy? Would that lead you to law?

>>7408882
I was more just saying you knew the basics already is all. Computational isn't really my jam anyways, the math gets pretty complicated. I don't think well in imaginary numbers.
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>>7408909
>what would you do with philosophy?
... teach philosophy?...
I have no idea
apparently there's like a "philosophy of X" major for every field.
Maybe I'll go super-meta and do the philosophy of philosophy.
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>>7408898
emotionally
>>
>>7408904
Learn then?
>>
i hope ur all doing okay
>>
>>7408867
Look baby. Im an adventure.

Ika start screamong at my radio cuz i dont have anyone I've met on the internet who can handle my thoughts and emotions.
Im not even drunk.
I love all of u.
I really liked the girl i was with a couple of days ago but it's different.

I don't act like this irl you know?
I kick it with people who live in watts.
I grew up in LA
Fuck.
Who on the fuxking internet can ever understand me.
>>
>>7408928
>>>7408867 #
>Look baby. Im an adventure.
>Ika start screamong at my radio cuz i dont have anyone
i'm honestly fucking dying over here
>>
>>7408217
>Tfw you were outsassed by mods and banned for posten pr0n on blueboard.
( ;_;)
Lol someone reported me.
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>tfw your gag reflex is over sensitive
nothing is ever easy for me ;-;
>>
>>7408909
I thought the point of computational was to avoid complex maths?
Idk why I even bothered reading about that, what would be more useful to me now is computational fluid dynamics for right now I'm designing my drone besed on what looks cool rather than what is most efficient. Less maths this way you see.
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>>7408938
Sorry. ;_;
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by the fucking way,

everyone who keeps calling me "Lottie" is just wrong. It's pronounced "Lot".

>>7408925
I don't know who you are, but you sound like a masocheistic loser. You don't deserve the kind of shit I dish out when I'm mad.

You should probably talk to someone about what you're going through. These states of self-harm aren't healthy, and usually caused by something shitty happening in your life.
>>
>>7408941
That's really dumb, if that breaks off in your throat you're fucked.
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>>7408941
deepthroating a banana is how you die alone in your room and aren't found until the neighbors contact the landlord about the scent of your decaying corpse
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>>7408926
i'm sorry--
i meant 'i wish i could sing in a feminine voice'
because even if i could sing in this voice, it wouldn't like a grill was singing

or is it possible to train to get a girl voice AND learn to sing with it as well, because that would be amazing

>>7408941
t-that was pretty lewd, ngl

that bandage reminds me of some japanese youtuber i'm subbed to
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>>7408936
You don't know me anonymous.
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>>7408941
Is that a boy or a girl?
They dress the same way I did when I was 14, but the decor is much more fem.
>>
>>7408928
tell me what you did on monday
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>>7408956
i am deserving of it and would very much appreciate it
i need someone to validate my worthlessness
>>
>>7408966
I mean, it's possible to train to get a girl voice and it's possible to learn to sing, I don't see why you couldn't do both at the same time? Your range might be limited, I don't know, but it should be possible.
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>>7408958
Sharika dont be a mark.
Skype me w-a-w-a-d-1 lets vibe see what ur all about
>>
joan
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>>7408977
i just got a new goal in life ;o;
thanks!
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>>7408955
>Tfw your whole IP range is banned and only phone posten works.
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>>7408979
anon
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>>7408985
ily
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>>7408972
Waaaaaaaaaaay 2 drunk and disinterested too type that long ass night out.
You really want to know ull skype me
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>>7408983
Shit, sorry. ;_; I hope it isn't banned for long.
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>>7408941
>tfw practiced with bananas so much that i took a bite off then guys dick when i finally found one
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>>7408967
>You don't know me anonymous.
I know you.
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>>7408978
Have you found Mercury yet? She's perfect for you, black, lives in your city and loves sex-obsessed Mexican chasers I've heard
>Skype me w-a-w-a-d-1
I would but you would try chatting me up or some shit which is not cool.
>>
>>7408986
Lauren again?
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>>7408920
Yeah idk, being a prof is hard, tons of competition and the pay isn't great and the amount of work is ridiculous. My understanding is that a lot of people use philosophy as a stepping off point for other graduate degrees.

>>7408947
Well yeah the point is to avoid complex math but you have to understand the math behind the modelling you're doing if you want accurate results for your simulation. The derivation involves imaginary and complex numbers.

Idk, math has its place, it's how you get quantifiable progress and results.
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>>7408988
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>>7408993
That meme is too old. Its not even me. I would've been impressed if you had pulled out some real antics that ive done. But its all been under the anonymous cover so really it's impossible to call me out on anything real, anything that would put me in a corner and have to admit how legitimately crazy i am.
That is if uve never been on Skype groups where i EARNED my legend.
You do not.
Know me.
Anonymous.
>>
>feeling depressed about always being stuck at home and no job
>boyfriend from desides to take me to places to apply all tomorrow morning and go to lunch after
>promises not to stop until i find something

he really is wonderful to me. finding him was such a lucky miracle im crying happy tears
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>>7408965
sounds like heaven
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>>7408973
For starters, I don't blindly insult people. I need a personal mistake that I can actually make them feel bad about and bash them with. Self-induced pain doesn't have the same kind of impact.
>i need someone to validate my worthlessness
The fact that you're asking me to tell you you're worthless means that you're not worthless. You can't even believe it when you say it to yourself. You just want to be convinced that you are to validate your poor decisions and actions. You're a fucking retard for thinking like that, and I'm willing to bet you pushed someone away and feel horrible about it, but know you can't do anything without going back on everything you said.

Now tell me what happened.

>>7408996
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fucking lame.
>>
>>7408994
Yes i fucking would you're god dam Fucking right why the fuck are you messaging me if you already fucking know thats what the fuck i am??????
Dont try to put me.
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>>7408995
hugg
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How would you rate a successful transfriend in terms of percentages? Like, what's more important in order to "make it"?

For instance:
>33% tittyskittles
>33% hard work/effort
>33% genes

etc.
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>>7409011
>You just want to be convinced that you are to validate your poor decisions and actions. You're a fucking retard for thinking like that, and I'm willing to bet you pushed someone away and feel horrible about it, but know you can't do anything without going back on everything you said.
Harsh.
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>>7409016
h-u-double-g
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>>7409007
He wants to get rid of you and is sick of paying for all your shit
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>tfw i just want a coke for brunch but too lazy to go and buy it

>>7409007
Hi Korra!! i'm really happy for you :) your bf souds nice
>>
>>7408996
True.
>>7409012
In that case I am not adding you.
>>7409017
100% rich accepting parents.
>>
Today one of my coworkers walked up to me and said, "I was wondering who that girl was but then I realized that it was just you." I started HRT 6 months ago without telling anyone. Is this the point where everyone will start to notice?
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>>7409029
Not true, there are plenty of people with rich accepting parents that still manage to fuck it all up. I'm one of them.
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>>7408988
No problem bby :)

I guess everyone will be sass free for a while :3
>>
is it weird that taking my pills is one the highlights of my day?
>>
>>7408898
I don't even like beer
vodka is my favorite but I always end up getting way too drunk and gong way overboard
>>
is it weird that taking to sertii is the highlight of my day
>>
>>7409034
A little
but I hate swallowing pills
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>>7409034
No. It's the only thing I live for anymore.
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>>7409028
ty loco he is an angel
>>
>>7409032
At least you can afford FFS
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>>7409027
He doesnt korra.
Not a lot of young hot men will put up with that though.
You know its a game, dont let a bigger piece overtake you tho. Dont be a stereotype tho. Pick urslef up. He will find something better to spend his essence on
Fuck you if u push aside my wisdom btw
Fuck you.
>>
>>7409011
>I don't blindly insult ppl
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>>7409046
I don't really need FFS, I have other issues in the way of passing.
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>>7409037
.///.

>>7409039
idk as the time approaches i feel like i really anticipate it

>>7409040
i guess yeah :/
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>>7409029
dayum
>>
sertii
more like
cutii
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>>7409058
hey that's my name for her don't steal. and it's qtii
>>
sertii
more like
aids pedophile
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>>7409029
Stop.
Sorry.
I DO have self control.
I WILL just talk.
Just.
Like fuck Shakira u know better.
Dont fuck with me. Ur so far away and don't fucking lie to me tu ya sabes lo ke soy so dont like
Fuck.
Whatever.
Im just a little bit drunk.
Whatever.
Please call me im bored aint shit gonna happen y u scared am i too real for u
>>
>>7409058
>>7409065
o///o stop
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>>7409068
Omfg.
Leave.
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>Tfw qt black muslim lesbian you've been crushin on kisses you

((((;゚Д゚)))))))

>>7409029
How are you..
>>
>>7409072
Fuck you
>>
>>7409073
Are you a giraffe?

Also, kissing paradoxes can be bad for your health
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>>7409021
cold, really.

>>7409036
cheap beer sucks lol
I've never had craft-brewed stuff, but apparently it's ok.
I also find that the more drunk I am, the more I want to keep drinking. It's a bad cycle.

>>7409048
You must not know me very well if you think otherwise.
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>>7409072
I will.
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>>7409073
>>
>>7409034
No, it kind of is for me too.
>>
>tfw u have a benis and not a bagima
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>>7409069
sertii is cute! CUTE!!
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>>7409076
:^₩
Break your keyboard, bro.
You're fucking disgusting
>>7409080
>>7409080
Same goes for me seeing as how you made a passive agrees I've snarky post yesterday with my name in it
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>>7409073
Im fine.
>>
Reminder that if you want to keep your dick you're not trans
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>>7409077
Why does everyone make fun of my neck (´・_・`). It was at a club. I didn't expect it and she kept kissing me on the check. And my friend who wanted to socialize in the first place didn't kiss anyone!

>>7409086
Shes sooooo qt but Im not into women

>>7409096
Neat. Would you like to work in a club?

>>7409097
(´・_・`)
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>>7409097
id rather spend that money on ffs guess im just a pretend trans then
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>>7409080
you have it mixed up, somebody would have to barely know you to agree with you on this charlotte
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>>7409092
korrasami
>>
>>7409104
Yes. Yes you are.
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>>7409103
Cheek kisses are for friends, tho.
Idk, you have a lot of neck.
Or just use weird angles
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>>7409095
Look.
Im only disgusting if ur not in my Fucking 6'1 porptinate. Arms.
If u are i might still be but dam if i don't make u grind on me.
Im gone.
Sorry mtfg. Yall r disinterested in me o get it but.
Seriously. I know how to fuck.
Like i mean i can fuck you so hard and make u think fantasy's u didnr know where real KEK
>>
I just scheduled voice surgery
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>>7409103
We talked about you hassling me to meet on Skype. I thought you would stop doing this.
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>>7409095
I know you're annoying enough to make me want to leave the thread

>>7409105
you must know me very well then, hmm? And who might you be?
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>>7409122
Why are you getting voice surgery? Haven't you been going to army voice coaching lessons?
>>
Omg I'm so fucked up right now
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>>7409123
Skupe. Me im so bored.
What u got to lose im drunk I PROMISE i will NOT try to lwed u im just drunk and bored
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>>7409122
Don't, it has horrible results
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>>7409127
Skype me desu w-a-w-a-d-1
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>>7409122
that 30% success rate sure is promising
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>>7409125
I browse mtfg, that gives it away plenty
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>>7409120
She kissed me on the cheeck a lot and then did a full blown french kiss for 5 seconds (´・_・`). I don't know it was weird considering she looks like my gf from way back in high school.

>>7409123
I wasn't talking about meeting up just if you're interested in work~
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>>7409131
Why should I skype you?
Idk you
>>
>>7409132
>>7409130
really? sounds scary
>>
>>7409128
No, you're creepy.
>>7409137
I'm not.
>>
>>7409126
You still need those it doesnt raise your pitch it stops you from hitting a male vocal range
>>7409130
I've talked to several people that had the one I'm going to, they all sound amazing 6 months out, it's a bit Shakey after the first few months
>>7409132
Stats pls
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>>7409097
Im non-binary and I agree
>>
>>7409142
Yeah but why voice surgery at all? Surely you can do it with training alone?
And I agree with Finn I've never heard anything good said about voice surgery
>>
>>7409138
Cuz im not a boring person at all.
Find 10 people like that on the internet ivdare u
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>>7409152
Voice therapy is a standard nhs surgery given to transgender women
>>
i like when my brain gets this weird false positive outlook on life
feelsgoodman but i'm just gonna get knocked down again soon
>>
>>7409135
you sound like you're talking out of your ass.

>>7409139
yep.
and on top of that, it's only good if you know how to talk like a girl in the first place, because it just shifts your vocal chords up. It just makes it easier to talk loudly in girlvoice without wrecking your throat.

>>7409142
what type

>>7409148
>Im non-binary
tumblr-fluid?
>>
>all these dumdums talking about having problems getting HRT when you can just scam inhouse out of like 2 years worth of hormones
baka desu
>>
>>7409142
>>7409139
Their voices end up squeaky
>>
>>7409163
>scam
What how. I literally just paid for Spiro and Estradiol minutes ago on inhouse
>>
>>7409163
i don't think i can open a credit union account
>>
>>7409157
iktf, sometimes i get these weird feelings and lowkey hope my transition will go fine, thankfully these delusions go away fast enough =)
>>
>>7409152
Ufufu had it, but no I found women through Facebook who saw my doc and talked to them, about they sound maybe a little too young and girly and the ones that had it pre had man voice

The point is I subconsciously drop my voice all the time, and I'd rather just speak naturally and have a voice then worry about it dropping all the time
>>
>>7409170
Skype me plz w-a-w-a-d-1
>>
>>7409121
Holy fuck.
You need to apologize to English.
poor language :(
>>7409122
Agp fuckwad

I think it's kinda sad;
I'm only actually envious of your money, employment opportunity, and qt bras.

I'd Prolly do it as well, but my voice isn't rlly clocky anymore

Grr
Reeeee
,etc.
>>7409125
What did I do to you?
I've literally never spoken to you before.
Is it because I'm not 18 and self infantising?
>>
>>7409051
what exactly can you not fix with money in regards to passing? your parents just aren't that rich and you're trying to prove a point that you can't even really back up anecdotally.
>>
>>7409167
Have you ever talked to someone 6+ month after surgery?
>>
>>7409168
1. Open an account with a credit union
2. Get a PO Box
3. Buy all the shit you need on InHouse
4. Since credit unions don't accept e-checks the e-check will eventually bounce(like a month after you get your hormones)
5. By the time it bounces your hormones have arrived and InHouse can't do shit because what they're doing it illegal

Also why aren't you buying Estrofem and Cypro baka
>>
>>7409181
No, I've never talked to anyone who's done it, I've consistently heard it doesn't work though
>>
>>7409167
like how so?
>>
>>7409156
Therapy not surgery and a lot of the time they drag their heels or even outright refuse to fund it.
>>7409175
How long have you been practising for?
>>7409182
>Scamming the only people who help us
>>
>>7409161
Idk I always hated getting more masculine pre hrt (and really like the effects) since I can remember but have no desire to live as a girl or get genital surgery, so I think thats the closest thing
>>
>>7409167
"I am a singer. How does this impact things?

A: Feminization does not give anyone a singing voice that did not exist before. Nor does it give additional upper range."

http://professionalvoice.org/feminization.aspx

>>7409177
>"Is it because I'm not 18 and self infantising?"
^^ this shit is what annoys me. I can't articulate it very well, but it's your whole attitude.
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>>7409177
Valq.
Im sorry.
Im just.
Idk.
Im so sorry.
Im almost at that point. Where i can no longer post.
Just.
Fuxk.
Sorry.
Idk.
I really can fuck good.
Like i mean.
Better than uve been fucked.
Im in the percentile.
Im good at sex.
I am.
I really am
Plx believe me
I don't even know why im here
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>>7409186
>>
>>7409157
you're twelve and already starting hrt. you will be fine
>>
>>7409187
>not taking advantage of loopholes
im literally set until i feel like getting a script and i have the good hormones instead of the shit ones
>>
>>7409193
I don't understand
>>
>>7409191
yeah me neither
oh wait
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>>7409187
Choochoo
>>
>>7409196
Someone said they sound like Marge's sisters, I don't know personally
>>
>>7409187
6 months, I'm pretty good, but I drop voice all the time

And then there's stuff like

Shouting
Raising your voice
Being surprised
Coughing
Sneezing
>>7409184
And I have

Also a lot of women don't like to talk about their surgery because people shame them for it, unless it goes wrong

For example ufufu had it sounds great, never told anyone here (it's leaked onto here though so I'm not breaking any news)
>>
>>7409208
what about laughing
>>
>>7409208
$$, tho
>>7409191
Wow.
>>7409190
>>7409190
B/c I call ppl on their shit?, you curly headed fuck.
>>
>>7409211
She's an aging tranny, there's nothing to laugh about
>>
>>7409208
If ufufu sounded so great she wouldn't need to keep ot secret.
>>
>>7409195
This sounds like a hips thing,

I wouldn't necessarily let an internet tranny convince you that check fraud is not going to get you arrested

It might not, but it's your life act Accordingly, this is a federal crime
>>
>>7409198
Im a chaser
Im the best sex any of you have ever had.
I would rape birdy before i would lose that title.
Birdy u actual chaser.
I know ur gonna read this.
I also know ur gonna be scared of me and thats ok. Better people have backed off when they see my little face staring at them and understand im ready to die right there.
Ur a bitch but where did i grow up. I will choke u until you die befoe2i let you make me feel inferior. People who have been raised as to never back down by generations of gangbangers respect where i step LOL
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>>7409216
lol
You can't call anyone out, kid
>>
>>7409220
:^}
This totally explains why she blew up on me when I said something about her voice last time she was semi-regularly active
>>
>>7409220
Kek
>>7409216
5k everything included? Meh
>>7409211
Yah I man laugh too
>>
am i self infantalizing
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>>7409189
>hrt
>hating masculinization
>liking the effects of feminization
it just sounds like you're trans lol
like, there's nothing non-binary about preferring to be feminine-looking. Your brain is wired to want to look pretty, so you can attract a mate.

You just haven't romanticized the idea of passing, which is stupidly good for your mental health.

>>7409216
you sound pretty offended by me not liking you.
please leave me alone. Thanks.
>>
>>7409208
she gave me voice tips a while ago

i remember a vocaroo being posted
>>
>>7409231
hugg
>>
>>7409235
hugg
>>
>>7409226
>still calling me kid disproportionately
>>7409225
>I do best sex, im great at it, I do it all the time.
Sad.
>OK trump
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>>7409226
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>>7409238
You are a kid...., but not in size :^)
>>
>>7409238
Come live in south LA for one year.
You'll see what the FUCK i am
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>>7409232
Ok
>>7409230
5k is 5k less for my ffs I need to save.
Then again, priorities I suppose.
My voice works for now..
Maybe 5 years deep when its the only thing I'm self conscious of, I'll consider something.

Dont they do a thing where they inject throat bits with silicone?
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>>7409234
But she got surgery. Why bother when science can fix all our problems

>>7409227
>>7409230
=}
>>
>>7409224
lel a company that sells hormones illegally online to people without a prescription is going to risk getting heat on them and paying law fees that greatly go past the price of the hormones i bought?

just saying though everything i have said in this thread is a parody and is not indicative of any actions i have committed
>>
>>7409208
>Also a lot of women don't like to talk about their surgery because people shame them for it
This reminds me of yesterday when everyone was shaming me for using supplements to lose weight. I was trying to tell them it's my body I can do what I want and I'll say the same thing to you. I just raised concerns because I heard bad things about voice surgery but if you've done your research and you're sure its a good idea then that's your decision at the end of the day. I however would like to say that what little confidence I once had in voice therapy you've smashed it to bits. I had a huge mental block to starting and it's now just gotten bigger.
>>7409190
Kill yourself Charlotte.
>>
>>7409239
Eh I didn't pull on it
Not worth the 50 though vann's bsb is nice. I already got a vann bsb, it's Noel's since they are pretty similar
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>>7409240
lol
>>7409245
>doxxing me
fokin angery.
>>
>>7409246
she got voice surgery?
>>
>>7409242
I'm from Vegas, brobro.
LA is a garbage city.
Also
I'd get more sexual satisfaction from punching you in the throat and watching you wheeze, flapping all over the floor.
>>7409240
I'm mtfg's grandpa
>>
I want to break free
>>
>>7409232
>wired to want to look pretty
Ok, so thats why I've felt better the more I look like a girl since age 9 or so Huh
>>
>>7409253
>doxxing
Roight bonkers m8, wibblywobbly
>>
pee pee vagina
>>
>>7409245
I'm doing a process where they keep you awake, laser suture the larynx, and you walk out, non invasive no cutting
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>>7408824
you quoted we wrong, I said every other day. You're just restating me.

No need for heat protection if you air dry.

>>7408791
Conditioner not really, shampoo definitely.

>>7409225
He's a walking HIV culture.
Don't do it!
>>
>>7409268
?_?
>>
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>tfw one moroni talk with might have doubts about his way of life

>>7409250
If you goubbing you would need to yell a lot and since no body can her anyone over the music it wouldn't matter if you were pracitsing on raising your pitch

>>7409256
Thats what Faye said

>>7409268
Banana-chan
>>
>>7409247
They don't need to sue you for the Feds to come after you for check fraud, and they also have no fear from them, they don't work out of or country
>>
>>7409268
vagina
>>
>>7409281
don't patronise me
>>
>>7409269
So you've said.
Welp
I hope you don't turn out more mannlish than 2015 Faye
>>
>>7409257
Literally every American I've spoken to hates LA which is odd because it's a super popular city here in Europe.
>>
>>7409281
bye!
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>>7409225
But hey if you actually do see Birdie posting here lemme know so I can doxx him.
>>
>>7409288
That's because its a stereotype of american garbage
>>
>>7409251
He bssb rate is about 3 times a normal pull and they're all pretty decent, some of the ssbs are lacking but there's a 4-6% less chance (out of 12% total chance) to not get trash and off banner, I think it's my best pull ever
>>
>>7409286
sorry
pls forgive me
>>
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>tfw feel like the odd one out for not wanting assloads of surgery
Need to aim higher desu

>>7409283
bumsecks

>>7409277
oryx
>>
>>7409295
I'm waiting for the FF XIV banner and TG Cid banner
>>
>>7409242
How hard do u think little gangbangers have punched me when i get so drunk i start talking shit about there moms.
Ur not shit. Kek. I will pay u 100$ if u knock me down just to see the respect on ur face when u see u can't
>>
>>7409297
you've been under the knife once already
>>
>tfw u memed elanna into transbianism
>>
>>7409287
>wants ffs which has a high failure rate outside of two doctors and generally looks terrible without multiple revisions

>surgery shames someone going to one of the two voice doctors with good results and says you'll be a man
>>
>>7409245
the dark lad
>>
i want to be a pretty girl
>>
>>7409274
I got tested last month.
Tops don't get HIV.
Im sorry.
I AM playing with fire.
Just haven't gotten burned yet
>>
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>>7409266
mhmmmm
I mean, just think about the evolutionary traits. The prettiest girls attract the most boys, so the girls with the desire to put in the effort to be pretty will obviously be the ones with the most children. Ultimately, people that hate looking like boys are not boys.

>>7409274
>You're just restating me.
I'm referencing a lot of different people who have said the same thing. My sister, my mother, my aunt, my ex-hairstylist, yadda yadda yadda.
I blow-dry because it gives me more control over my hair. It's just a mess if I air-dry.
>>
>>7409302
14 is love 14 is life

Also the summoner lucky is arguably better being packed with heal bssbs, mage bsssbs, and medicas (also alphanaud)
>>
>>7409293
>The most American city is the worst
Says a lot about America.
>>7409306
Why are you bragging about how "gangsta" you are on a Tajikstani camel scalping forum?
>>
>>7409325
>>7409306

am i gangsta
>>
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>>7409308
Once, and only once, for a noncosmetic procedure.

>>7409310
I'm not a transbian
>>
>>7409327
no lauren
>>
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>>7409317
That's what Id say too if my goal was to pos all the transgirls I possibly could.

>>7409319
You misquoted me and then directly restated me. I said I wash my hair every other day, go read it.
>>
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Hiiii how is everyone
>>
>>7409329
ok
>>
>>7409245
>>7409232
>asks nicely for you to leave her alone
>you post her pre-hrt pics instead
stay manly, my dude
>>
>>7409332
hi
>>
all i want is ffs boobie surgery to get them a bit bigger and more centered and orchi. dont want srs
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>>7409328
lanner how big are your boobs? when did you see growth?

>>7409332
hi grace!

>>7409339
im afraid ill need boobie surgery as well
>>
>>7409297
Hugg

>>7409335
>women never do this to each other
>>
>>7409327
Long Island is an extremely gangsta hood
>>
>>7409288
Its a wild city. Do. NOT come here if ur trans..fucking don't. Its a real city.
Its real.
Just.
Shakira.
Just dont.
Shakira its a hub of humanity.
The BAD and the good. U WOULD NOT be the first girl to get swallowed and SPIT THE FUXK OUT of this city.
Ur not ready for what this metropolis has to offer or take. Uk Aint got shit on this city. U can not even comprehend what ive seen. Dont come here tranny LMFAO.
Ull get lost.
Its a real place to live but u will NOT be able to surf it if u didnt learn the lessons the street taught u
FUCK
>>
>>7409344
mine are nearly in my armpits and spaced so far apart :/
>>
do they have surgery that makes ur boobs closer together
>>
>>7409220
Ufufu has the best voice of any trans girl I've ever heard, silly
>>
>>7409292
Small time.
What the fuxk is a doxx gonna do to someone who lives life like me. None of you CAN EVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME
FUCK!!!!!
>>
>>7409359
yeah you're definitely not a renowned hugboxer.
>>
>>7409344
just be patient.
>>
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>>7409344
I'm a C cup.
I don't know when they technically started growing, I had gyno.

It took me a year to hit a B and I was a C by the end of year 2. Since then they've basically taken several years to fill in and be less coney.
>>
>>7409359
So post it. Post op voice by the way
>>
huggbox
>>
>>7409354
I need this
Or at least make them point straight ahead and not diagonally left and right
>>
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I want breasts
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>>7409331
I said every other but meant every other or every third, because all I do is make sure that I'm not shampooing every single day.
and maybe I "misquoted you" because I was bringing info from my own sources.

there's also something about showering with cold water to keep your hair healthy, because allegedly, hot water can give you split ends.

I'll try to articulate better in the future.
>>
>>7409373
huggggg
>>
>>7409352
Jesus man.
>>
>>7409346
not as bluntly as that. It's pretty masculine to have no shame about it.
>>
>>7409364
well, no, I'm not, I just avoid commenting if there's nothing positive to say

also, there's a difference between saying somebody has a good voice and saying they have the best voice you've heard lmao

>>7409367
Post op voice is what I'm talking about, she sounded amazing and I was flabbergasted until I found out she had had surgery

why would I post it :P
>>
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>>7409363
I dunno but he really doesn't want it and I totally could, and he betrayed me, so.

>>7409366
>tfw flatchested
Im gonna go wallow in self loathing for the rest of the day.
>>
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>>7409365
i have terrible genetics

expecting A cups for life

>>7409366
alright, how are they compared to your mom and other female relatives?

>>7409373
iktf
>>
>>7409373
How long are you on hrt?
Mine didn't hurt yet, but they definitively grew in those 3 months.
>>
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>>7409332
Stoned out of my mind
>>
>>7409386
only AAs, won't give me estrogen yet ;_;
>>
>>7409384
you'll be surprised, but small bewbs = best bewbs
>>
>>7409339
Is it because your bad gives you head and you fuck him?
>>
>>7409306
Im not q gangbanger. Fuck.
Plz.
Some one understand what i live.
Do u know how hard
Im just drunk.
Im not a gangbanger. OK????
But i CAN vibe with them. And they DO respect me FUCK!
FUCK
some one understand me FUCK please
FUCK.
>>7409325
Im not bragging.
Im just drunk and deajuando me
>>7409327
Look up nadeu and alameda


Almost too drunk too reply
>>
>>7409390
just diy in the meantime?
>>
>>7409393
i would agree but im 6'2" so no, i need decently sized ones
>>
>>7409363
>None of you CAN EVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME
thank god
>>
>>7409382
If it sounds wonderful she has nothing to hide. Im sure its in the archive somewhere. Also did she lose weight yet? If she wants to be more andro she should fix her face too.
>>
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>>7409393
Liar.
>>
>>7409393
found the lolicon
>>
is there still a zeemaps for /mtfg/ ???

would anybody be interested in making a new up-to-date one?

a lot of people who didn't trip put up details on there as well, so you could potentially meet even more people
>>
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>>7409384
Far smaller than my mom's, a few cup sizes smaller than my sister probably. I'm way skinnier than my sister though so idk.
I definitely had the genes for boobs though, just ended up with pretty average boobs.

>>7409383
If it counts for anything, dfc is supposed to be more sensitive
>>
>>7409311
I rlly only want my brow did.
16k
>>
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>tfw mom shows me her new pink girly gloves and jokes that they're for me
hahaha good joke mom
>>
>>7409403
that's not how being a decent person works
>>
>>7409414
What surgeon are you going to?
>>
>>7409413
well rip me, AAs for life T_T
>>
what would be the average boob size of a cis girl who is 6' ?
>>
>>7409412
>would anybody be interested in making a new up-to-date one?
>posting my address
ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
>>
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>>7409417
what happened to Jamal/Tyrone/DeShaun
>>
>>7409383
Doxx me bitch.
How sad is it for some one to spend timr trying to mess some one else's life who first of all they have never met sec9nd off all wjy do u care so much
Hey fuxk you littlw bitch.
Fuxk you
Hey fuck you
You're. A bitch hey fuxk u
Fuck you doxx me i wanna see
Fuck you stupid tranny
Cmon do it fuck me life up
Ur pathetic
Fuck you

STILL NOT DOXXED HELLO????

GO AHEAD AND IMPOSE UR LITTLE
VERY LITTLE


INSIGNIFICANT POWER
OVER ME
BITCH
GO AHEAD IM WAITING
lol
>>
>>7409403
it's like 2s in the archive to find a voice clip
>>
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>>7409397
no I just don't have genital dysphoria. it's a complete waste of thousands to get srs for me. i do want orchi so I can stop taking AAs tho.

not all transgirls are the same or experience dysphoria the same
>>
>>7409423
I was only joking.
>>
>>7409414
>I rlly only want my brow did.
it sounds like a good start, crimson chin
>>
>>7409431
so you're back on the E train now and packing away the doughnuts?
>>
>>7409332
Hai! I'm good. I ordered clothes that mostly fit so yay. Having long arms/torso sucks though :(

>>7409373
Breasts are great but they're also pain.
>>
>>7409425
Stupid. Ass ugly ass TRANNY. Ur NEVER gonna be a real girl u FUCKING FAGGOT
Lmao ur sad
How many TRANNIES comit suicide
>ONE CHANCE AT LIFE
>NEVER BORN A GIIIIIRL
stop lying to urslef. Faggot. gay man taking cock up his ass and melting inhis bed loving it. Ur NOT a woman and u NEVER will be faggot
Fag
>>
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>>7409425
U smell like poo

>>7409442
Can you say this again but to me it got my loins juicy
>>
>>7409438
being flat makes me sad though
>>7409400
I can't, I might get what I want soon though, might crash and burn too.
>>
>>7409442
new phone,
who dis
>>
>>7409418
naw there's hope, I was set to have boobs as big as my mother until I stopped hrt like an idiot, those things were go-go-going

eat plenty, monitor levels, and take pills spaced exactly 12 hours or 8 hours if you're taking hrt three times a day, for best results
>>
>>7409436
Yes to the first.
>>7409442
>you will never be a gay man taking cock up his ass and melting in his bed loving it
>>
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See I reckon you're about an eight or a nine, maybe even nine and a half in four beers time. That blue top shop top you've got on is nice bit too much fake tan though but yeah you score high. But there's just one little thing that really really really really annoying me about you you see yeah yeah like I said you are really fit. But my gosh don't you just know it! I'm not trying to pull you even though I would like to. I think you are really fit you're fit but my gosh don't you know it.
>>
>>7409422
that's not how it works, you don't put your address and everyone already knows the city you live in anyway

it's just for posting your general area for potential meetups
>>
>>7409383
do you think people forgot about the fact that you threatened him and tried to use him as an attack dog against an underaged girl because she called you ugly?
>>
im lauren btw
>>
>>7409464
HOLY SHIT THIS ALBUM!

this album is the single greatest example of "it grows on you" that I know of in music, I despised it when I first listened
>>
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>>7409461
see, i need boobs bigger than my moms, thats my problem

>>7409471
hi ren
>>
>>7409471
ily
>>
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>>7409463
Don't let your dreams be dreams bite that pillow
>>
>>7409474
Hahaha yeah I fucking hated it too, dunno how its suddenly catchy
>>
>>7409484
I'm too fat to have a bf ;_;
>>
>>7409484
I just bit my pillow and felt nothing, I think I just got scammed.
>>
>>7409481
ily
>>7409483
ily
>>
>>7409487
I haven't thought about it in like two years ty so much for reminding me

and yeah I vaguely enjoyed the first track, that and the massive critical acclaim are the only reason I gave it more chances and then on like the third listen I was like

alright... alright!
>>
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>>7409484
maybe I can be your pillow tonight?
>>
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im maeve btw
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>>7409488
If robin can get laid you definitely can
>>
>>7409493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0iuCPDslY

This is better desu, yw.
>>
>>7409498
hi maeve im lauren
>>
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>tfw survived a walk home in the super cold
I need to get warmer pants and a scarf, but other than my face and legs I stayed totally warm
>>
>>7409501
hi
>>
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>>7409498
Let me pound u
Ur the most pure here. I only want you
>>
i'm sertii did u guys know i'm cute
>>
I'm anon
>>
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>>7409494
W-wow are you trying to make my partner jealous?

>>7409489
You forgot the part with a sweaty muscular dude shoving his manmeat in your b-hole
>>
>>7409511
>typical skinnyfat spic
>>
>>7409512
hi sertii im Lauren

am i cute too?
>>
>>7409512
im. cute too also im maeve
>>
>>7409512
ur not qtii ur an IMPOSTER
>>
>>7409505
Get thermals for your legs, they're really warm.
>>
>>7409512
What u look like
>>
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>>7409481
>i need boobs bigger than my moms
my mom has a 34D
I'm currently a 30B
my goal is to gain some weight; hopefully I can do it
I'm gonna ask my mom to get stuff for me to bake over break so I can gain some weight and get bewbz
>>
>>7409516
Yea and look me in the eye and tell me i dont have better genes than whitey.
Im Mexican indian ASF
WARRIOR GENES
>>
>>7409518
definitely
>>7409521
how can you be cute if you're maeve
>>7409522
no i'm real i promsie look
*is cute*
see i'm sertii
>>
>>7409515
Well, when did you plan on mentioning that part? Seems like a pretty big part of the whole thing.
>>
>>7409500
hmmmmmm

idk it doesn't seem to have quite the same replay value
>>
>>7409535
hey now sertii what are you saying

maeve is the cutest of them all
>>
>>7409515
oh are you officially dating now?
I didnt know
>>
>>7409527
idk its just

my mum has C cups at best but they are probably B cups

my sisters boobs are tiny as well

even if i get the same size, i'll look weird with my height and ribcage
>>
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>>7409532
Warriors that lost to the whiteman.
>>
I'm gonna torch all my school certificates because I hate education.
>>
>>7409532
at the rate your race is slaughtering each other there wont be anymore spic genes to compare to whitey before long.
>>
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>>7409523
Yeah I'm definitely gonna look into those and grab a nice wool scarf
>>
>>7409546
odds are, even if you have the same volume, your bigger ribcage will give you a smaller cup size.
I said this before: 34B is equivalent to 32C in volumetrics. Proportionally, a 34 B is similar to a 32 B, but

I lost my train of thought, idk where I was going with that. Sorry.
>>
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>>7409560
desu i've accepted that im going to get surgery at some point, but i sometime catch myself fantasizing about growing bigger boobs than my mum naturally, this feels validating somehow
>>
>tfw movie was p crap
>tfw no hugs
>tfw no drugs
Aaa
>>
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>>7409538
I'm sorry ;_;

>>7409544
Yeah we are :3
Also I'm just joking I'm pretty sure they don't mind jokingly flirting with a straight girl.
Then again that's how I wound up here lol
>>
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>>7409568
sounds like you just want mega-milkers
>>
>vegan talks about how cows are artificially inseminated and milked very graphically
>get boner
H-heh
>>7409575 triggered this memory :^)
>>
>>7409575
I kinda do ngl
>>
>>7409574
elanna is unironically gay, haha
>>
>>7409582
you want semen pumped into you?
>>
elanna more like elesbian
>>
>>7409584
My roommate has that effect on people~
>>
>>7409592
how does she make u feel
>>
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>>7409582
lol

>>7409583
breast envy is common
>tfw you legitimately thought you would get breasts when you grew up
>>
>>7409575
i want mega milkers
but i got a big butter instead
>>
>>7409574
Id take you both out for food and hugs and stuff only (platonically) tho
>>
>>7409572
what movie?
huggs
>>
>>7409599
bewbz
>>
Which trips have big boobers?
>>
>>7409597
i just feel like having bigger boobs makes me more female idk

i dont want them to be massive, just big enough i guess
>>
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>>7409594
Really happy and sometimes a bit lewd
>>
fuck i cant relax
my heart keeps pounding away even though ive been sitting here for probably 10 minutes at least
i wonder if its anxiety or something
>>7409605
wew those are big
>>
>>7409575
y-yes please
>>
>>7409585
Maybe I do
Would that be bad?

>>7409597
;_;
>>
>>7409621
>>7409621
>>7409621
>>
>2 months on mones
>just a boy with puffy nipples and a slightly narrower than usual waist

Is that normal for this stage? I feel like I'm progressing too slowly.
I'm 20 and on 50mg cypro and 4mg progynova if that helps.
>>
>>7409629
Yes
This is perfectly normal
It takes months for breast development
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