headpat edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>7405914
first for headpats
>>7406750
cool
first for emotional limbo
hedpat for ebriwun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi fags.
>>7406755
We're building the cage out of the material. That's why we need a lot of it to get a cage big enough to contain the fight. I already know I'm gunna get wrecked because of the difference in weight class, but a good fair fight never hurt anyone and has brought more people together than apart.
i am a headpat slut
>>7406764
*hugboxes ur cat*
>>7406771
The cat kind of looks like it's trying to be a dog. You could say it's a trans dog
where are you on this chart, /mtfg/?
>>7406750
omg >///<
>>7406768
hru carol
i'm only a lil bit of a fag
>>7406775
i dont understand?
>>7406775
>INTJ not god tier
>any E- higher than high-tier
>>7406778
mbti personality types
16personalities.com
>>7406775
i'm fine.
>>7406775
Intp
Everyone post your pretty pets
>>7406783
franzi hi
>>7406775
I always fall in the middle of these though so i could be in one of three tiers
>>7406775
I'm an ENFP
>>7406770
>because of the difference in weight class
O M G are you calling me fat ;-;
I'm a very light planet i'll have you know, not like that fatty Jupiter
is it over?
>>7406784
pic!
>>7406775
INFP-T
>>7406775
I'm INFP most of the times, but sometimes INFJ, maybe i need to make the test again and see if hrt changed anything.
i think we're all number one <3
>>7406793
>judging doesn't go well with int
it's a better fit than INTP, which is like the dumb version of INTJ
E-s are all disgusting subhuman normies
>>7406775
INFP-T?
i dont know what this means, theres an extra letter
>>7406775
im entp but i took it when i was high
no headpats for spartan
only amy
but amy threw her down a garbage chute like a big dumb baka
>>7406801
but the FEELINGS
>>7406808
isla, your name fell off
>>7406811
>but the FEELINGS
ikr ;_;
well that was a bunch of shit
I'll explain in the morning, I've got a massive headache and I just want sleep
>>7406812
oh okie :3
I want Stefan Karl Stefansson to hugg me
>>7406815
NOTHING BUT ROACHES
>>7406802
don't worry folks, if Karl dies of cancer I can always take over his role :) I won't even need prosthetics!
>>7406796
i dunno, i'm just very self conscious about it...
I wish i could have them grow later in my transition rather than now...
>>7406796
>>7406797
>>7406798
>>7406801
>>7406804
wow INFP strong
>>7406812
Yeah, i more often fall 50/50 on I/E and T/F when before i was more often I-T-
I dont think i've ever gotten J though, except maybe in early highschool.
>>7406775
intp-t apparently
>>7406792
For a planet you are very light, but humans are so minuscule that they don't even register to a planet individually.
>>7406803
I'm sorry. Could I maybe be an exception?
>>7406806
that's a cute emoji =)0o0(= *bloop *bloop
>>7406808
Yay another E even if it's just the high you.
>>7406818
I'm kinda tired too...
>>7406819
i got this, i dont know what it means tho
>>7406784
this is my kitty :3
Im literally always ENTP
>>7406813
i know
some people search my name so
>>7406828
apparently no matter when i take it im ENTP
>>7406825
nothing wrong with that, ee-ee
>>7406823
C-Cute ;o;
call me a hugboxer if you want but i think you pass well, at least in this webm
>>7406816
goodnight
hope you're feeling better
i saw you were gonna go to the hospital or something
>>7406829
>>7406819
apparently it means this
>>7406835
hugboxer :^) I've never passed to a single stranger at 14 months HRT
thanks though
>>7406828
>I'm sorry. Could I maybe be an exception?
i'll make an exception, but only because i like your semi-ironic "men are shit, just kidding, although let's be real, there are some very valid reasons here" kind of misandry
>tfw no hugs
>>7406831
>some people search my name so
i don't mean to scare you, but people can just search your trip too, y'know
>>7406847
huggu
do you like my interim trip?
>>7406834
today is scary
>>7406851
tuna fish? o:
>>7406852
every day is scary, what's special about today?
>>7406852
what's wrong?
>>7406851
Yeah
Tuna is delicious, I just ate a big tuna sandwich actually!
My laptop crashes a lot when doing the whole trip generation thing so I'll be satisfied with this one over FROZENFAG I guess
>>7406857
hopefully everything goes according to plan
>>7406798
seem like nothing changed, even though i selected some answers differently i think.
>>7406838
me too
>>7406833
We're pretty similar.
>>7406836
I didn't think that was important to include, but I'm a ENFP-T
>>7406841
Oh well um thanks. =)
>>7406785
Carol high
>>7406856
Anna i asked my mom again and she was more interested in the quality of the 'mones than in the legality of it all :vD
>>7406859
>yesterday I cried at a christmas ad on youtube again.
was it the marks and spencer one?
>>7406866
weed lmao
>>7406863
Whoa i didn't know E people existed in her
>>7406867
Well from what I have seen it is exactly the same as what you get from the NHS (not entirely sure though, I didn't check out the packaging that much) so that should be fine.
Also it obviously still complies with EU rules and regulations on medication.
I'm glad she's okay with it! I love how we are doing it the opposite way; you ask first before you order and I ordered and am planning on asking/telling later :)
>>7406868
No it wasn't, it was the coca cola one with the trucks and lights and music. Which is more embarrassing
Link to that?
>>7406872
*here
>>7406858
I don't trust either of the people I'm dealing with, they always give me petty excuses not to move forward
>>7406874
I'm eating out with friends tonight before going to the movies, grabbing pizza.
I just eat what my mummy makes me usually :^)
>>7406874
I'm sorry nepper :/
I was including myself in that btw
>>7406876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5QPXhStb5I
>>7406879
Tendies?
>>7406878
well...if that is the case this time you have to try your best to communicate your feelings to them.
Ask questions on why exactly they are taking the course of action they are
etc.
>tfw mid tier
http://www.strawpoll.me/11873830
>>7406883
No she makes me real food
I go downstairs to eat too!
Proud of myself desu
>>7406882
Ah ok yeah I'm crying in the bathroom at work now. That's so sweet and lovely.
>>7406890
I AM SORRY
>>7406871
I sometimes get thinker, but it's usually by a really thin margin.
>>7406872
I like talking to people, and interacting with others. I legit get irritated when I don't socialize with people for too long. Kind of like some introverts when they have to lock themselves away to relax. I don't even need to talk to people just being around people makes me feel better.
>>7406890
goddamnit basic, you're an emotional timebomb
>>7406884
I've tried being very direct to them about how I feel and they always give awful excuses, some of the worst being "we don't want to turn you from a sad man to a sad woman" or "oh it's such a big decision" why do they do this???
I love my bf! My life has been going so well now finally. Im a happy tomato <3
>tfw tomboy
>tfw you will never pass
>>7406882
That was cute
You just know Mr. & Mrs Claus fucked after that. Like super hard. For days.
>>7406900
the elves know to steer clear for at least a week after christmas
then santa sleeps for like three months
>>7406882
i don't get it
is it supposed to be relatable, because i fucking hated my brothers
>>7406899
tfw you don't really fall under any stereotype
>>7406896
If Kayla can get better maybe I can too.
Congrats.
>mfw i'm bawling my eyes out rn but nobody can tell from my cheery posting style
>>7406879
>I just eat what my mummy makes me usually
i miss this ;-;
Pizza also sounds good but i need to stop eating out so much...
>>7406880
i was kind of joking lol
im not actually sad about that
>>7406872
I'm E half the time apparently (i fall on either side)
>>7406896
>tfw not a happy tomato
what is it like?
>>7406896
I am glad you are happy
but I wish you would go full time
>>7406895
try to anticipate the excuses they will make and your reply
I want you to think about this before you go today and for you and your doctors to have a clear and open conversation
I dunno if this will achieve your desired result or not, but my hope is it will help
I believe in you, Eva
>>7406906
I don't have much money either it's p bad actually
Actually since I paid for movie tickets I can let the other guys pay for my food :O
C o m f y
I'm gonna have to cook for myself starting in September though, I'm gonna get fat.
What's wrong?
>>7406872
E checking in
>>7406893
ive alwasy gotten entp
>>7406899
im a tomboy and i pass you can do it
>>7406906
>what is it like?
I cried in his arms under a big christmas tree in a really high end shopping center, they were tears of joy, it feels overwhelming to be honest but in a good way.
>>7406906
You are so amazing! Half E, half I you can be anyone!
>>7406896
>>7406906
nep whats wrong?
Oh god i giggled
>>7406913
it's not hard to pass if you are a recluse though
>>7406922
Like this?
>>7406910
I really feel like everything I do with them is like banging my head against a wall, I'll try but I don't think it will go well, I'll make sure to tell you the outcome later.
I have to leave now, thanks for the support snicks, It helps.
>>7406914
aw, cute
>>7406899
I wanna be a tomboy. I wanna be martial arts/runner girl fit. I wanna have a semblance of boobs. I wanna big toned butt. I wanna have a cute bob cut. Why am I listing off what I want to look like/be? Fuck, it's making me feel pretty crappy. I'm gunna stop before it gets worse...
>>7406913
I've always been enfp, but it varies a llittle depending on my mood. When I get super depressed I'm more thinking than feeling so...
is pokeyman alpha sapphire a gud gaem?
pokeyman emerald was my childehood bls answer truthfuly thank
>ywn look like Anna
Why even live
>>7406941
dat mouth doe
>>7406775
intp-t
>>7406943
100% cute
that rug is really nice too
>>7406941
you already kind of do except for your chin
>>7406943
licc thigh
>>7406943
I need those house-shoes
>>7406942
Yay you too!
S H O T A T O
>>7406955
they were like $5 at bed bath & beyond
the inside is kinda uncomfy but the outside is cute
>>7406954
omg maeve ur being LEWD!!!!
>>7406952
I like the rug
its super pretty
Why should I bother if I know I will be a hon?
>>7406943
Nice boots!
They look really comfy, but they're not AGP enough for me
>>7406947
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
AN ORIGINAL BJORGFISH DRAWING FROM BEFORE THE MISSPELLING
>>7406953
T-thanks but I have short dark brown hair and am not nearly as cute!
I want a smol jaw NOW
>>7406943
Holy heck Isla you are the cutest. What the hell.
>>7406961
lol, it's cute
so is bjorgfist an artist?
>>7406911
>I'm gonna have to cook for myself starting in September though
I have to do this most the time already lol
It's okay though since i get to make things however i like it. I dont get fat either so its all good :p
>>7406914
This sounds... really nice actually. A little gay desu but its great :) i'm happy for you Kayla, i wish everyone could find happiness like this.
>>7406915
More like i can play any act, put up any facade
>>7406920
So many things in all my life
the faults, the flaws, the fears
of which, in my life, they are rife
the ends, they leave me in tears
>>7406956
hugg basic
you are always so nice
>>7406960
s a m e
>>7406961
they are super fuckn comfy
>>7406962
i think its cuz intersex
do i look like an ftm in this pic???
my friend said i looked like it
>>7406963
hugg emi
>>7406960
it's hard when you know that you won't pass
i made a decision not to transition
it sucks but it is life
>>7406966
No, Bjorgfish is the weird Davy Jones thing
I don't remember what it originated from except that Kristoff's canon name is Bjorgman. He was then made into that fish thing (the Bjorgfish) and Hans was made into the much lesser known Hanautilus
>>7406970
Yeah but you're a real grown up :p I'm just a lil babby
You have self control then I would just eat frozen pizzas all day probably :/
>>7406937
Yes Pokemon is always good. Although Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were kind of a let down, but that was just because of nostalgia for me, Still good games though.
>>7406943
>>7406959
>>7406971
I'm pretty jelly rn
I just looked at the clock and realized I work in 4 hours. I haven't slept.... I'll be fine. I'm sure I can get through an 8 hour shift on no sleep.
is being INFJ-T okay?
>>7406975
lol, the squid thingy is cute :3
>>7406971
Haha the hair is a bit much in that pic specifically but I can totally see you pulling off the ftm look if you wanted to. You'd probably have to cut your hair a couple of inches tho.
>>7406976
ahhh
good luck
thats gonna be roughhhh
i hope it goes well for you maggy!!
I should have known i'd never be enough to help someone
>>7406970
i had a nightmare today where i had to go to jail and had to stop transitioning
the sheer panic and dread i felt were off the charts
i've never had a worse nightmare desu
>>7406959
isla ur p cute
>>7406977
yes, but you will have to bow down to your overlords
>>7406985
what happened?
>>7406971
>tfw everyone else except me looks like a normal human being.
JUST.
>>7406982
Yeah I'll just guzzle down barrels of coffee and suffer minor panic attacks from the constant adrenalinet. Hopefully I time it so I crash right when I get off work.
>>7406970
That's really sweet of you to say. I try to be. I'm not really though
What's got you down?
>>7406913
>im a tomboy and i pass you can do it
Tomboy trans pass better imo, most girls that have a slightly masculine voice and facial features can come across as tomboys or lesbians,
On the other hand if you have those same traits but are ultra feminine it throws people off.
>>7406961
>T-thanks but I have short dark brown hair and am not nearly as cute!
your hair looked red the last time I saw you
a small jaw is pretty easy to fix tho
just go to korea and get a new one
>>7406986
a-anytime owo
>>7406992
>comparing yourself to isla
it's not worth it em
she hit the trannygenetic jackpot
>>7407000
>tfw didn't hit the tranny jackpot
>tfw can't try again.
>>7407001
Nah I look like an alien. I look fucked up.
>>7407003
>Nah I look like an alien. I look fucked up.
smiles says you look like a femboy though
>>7407003
ive seen pics of you emily
you dont look like fucking casey neistat
>>7407006
Well she's wrong.
>>7406988
This is good. I'm glad you made this.
>>7406986
Holy crap that is horrifying. I had a dream the other night where I got hooked on heroin by this creepy couple in their 20somethings and they planned to cut me up and hide me around the city, but eventually after living with them they started to just feel sorry for me and let me live in their backyard.
>>7407010
yeah idk, before the idea of going to prison didnt really scare me. It kinda does tho now that i have a shot at having a life.
your dream has a decent ending though, sounds kinda comfy ^^
>>7406998
It's most definitely not red, you must have misremembered.
I have no money for surgery you sily
>>7407022
>I have no money for surgery you sily
you are going to have to such some dicks :)
>>7407022
I'll do the surgery for 180€
>>7407014
bull spit
>>7407013
please do dont die from too much coffee
>>7407029
It's true, there's a massive difference between my pictures and the mirror. I still look shit in pictures either way.
>>7407031
lol ye
>>7407032
dont believe you
i need someone to paypal me $100 for hearthstone packs STAT
>>7407021
that's okay if you don't want to elaborate
i can only say as someone who has been on the receiving end of help (which was only semi-successful), that the thought that someone cares enough to try is almost more valuable than any help that can be given
>>7407029
wait, can too much coffee really kill you?
>>7407035
It's true, I'm probs like the ugliest poster here.
>>7407029
it's christmas, you should combine the two images to increase their power
>>7407036
lolnope
>>7407042
>It's true, I'm probs like the ugliest poster here.
don't try to usurp my title, ok
~
>>7407047
>do you think i actually expect someone to do that?
i'm not even humouring the humour
>>7407031
That sound p cute. I kinda wanna go to Japan at least once, I've heard they have really interesting foods and arcades. They are mega racist though so I dunno.
>>7407041
Yeah dude. Caffeine's a stimulant. It would take a heck of a lot but you could give yourself a heart attack.
>>7407036
>implying anyone here has $100
where do you think we are
>>7407051
You almost sound like deep down you're a man or something, lol!
>>7407047
like how much?
am i going to die? ive had like, 4 cups of coffee so far
>>7407054
What's wrong with racism? They just want to protect their country from bad influence.
>having an E type
>having an F type
baka
intp bby
>>7407055
My appearance is more masculine than most guys.
>>7407049
Well she _does_ have big eyes.
But puppies an't speak. Bad puppy.
>>7407056
>le unique validation label
infp
;_;
>>7407061
>tfw nim thinks ur baka
Fuck I've tried so many trips idk which ones are what anymore lol
And I'm too lazy to go to my computer to check
>>7407054
well i already have high blood pressure
have done since starting puberty
meh, im gonna die :3
>>7407051
>Best me, long face, long chin, big forehead, big shoulders, tall, big nose, big brow, bad jaw.
i'm 25 and still a virgin, i win by default
>>7407063
>tfw no elsa to hypnotize and then rape me
FUCK
>>7407067
That test is the exact same thing as horoscopes. There's nothing scientific about it. It's just a bunch of generalized and self-satisfactory descriptions that people will instantly project themselves on.
>>7407072
so, 15 cups a day is ok? not good but i wont die?
I wanna sleep but I'm not tired enough.
>>7407076
then why did you transition?
>>7407073
based anna needs some dikku :3
i'm going to feed the flames >:D
>>7407069
i really like the stargirl one :) its cute
>>7407095
>smileys on an imageboard
kys?
>>7407085
it's okay if it's in your best interest as it logically makes sense to do things that will ultimately make you happier
>>7407108
how long have you been here?
>>7407078
you shouldnt die, no
but google the safe amount
its sthe caffeine that kills ur heart
>>7407097
she's going to attempt suicide again soon so you should steal the trip then
>>7407078
>so, 15 cups a day is ok? not good but i wont die?
well, you're probably not going to drop down dead, but it won't do your heart any favours in the long-term
nobody wants to be 60 anyway, so don't worry too much
>>7407119
hi im nim
>>7407120
ok, ill google it
>>7407095
I-I'm organizing my big Frozen folder a bit more but there is so much lewd stuff in there...
>>7407123
i dont want it, it just fits nep perfectly
also wow thats not nice at all to say
>>7407118
>basing your decisions on logic
>do things that make you happier
how can you be this fucking retarded lol
intp my ass
>>7407134
this is wrong! reconsider your affections anna!
>>7407129
hello nim :)
are you anon?
i hope not, you seem nice from what i've seen
>>7407135
why the hell do I care
>>7407136
you're pretty dumb if you don't do things that make you happier
that's our greatest desire in life
>>7407138
H-how is it wrong?
Elsa is the prettiest
>>7407069
just use this one #^K6'.4adGn
>>7407142
nim is a qt
>>7407134
why am I not surprised
>>7407142
no you're just new and i say hi to all new trips :)
>>7407147
my greatest desire is that you blow your brains out
>tfw none of the fun trips are on and it's just a bunch of lanky hons circlejerking lesbo porn
>>7407150
okie
>>7407159
oh wow :(
>>7407159
hey
>>7407152
Hello!
Dreamt about food again last night
Eating a hude pizza myself and it felt awful
is that normal?
>>7407151
Hey it's the archive one I have never looked through that :(
I never saved lewd pics myself!
>>7407156
They won't find out, I hope.
>>7407157
That wasn't real elsa you silly
>>7407164
just to let you know you aren't welcome :)
test
My nails are blue uwu
>>7407165
Are you one of those awkward fucks who can't finish their expensive take-out and just leaves it to stink up the place?
>>7407171
post pics
>>7407159
standby for depression
>>7407174
I either buy takeout for one, or I put what I don't eat in the fridge for another day
>>7407175
But my hands looks so manly :(
>>7407164
how far along are you? :)
im going to an appointment but ill answer when i get back!!
I just sharted lol
>when Frozen 2 comes out
>>7407159
Iktf
>>7407185
As an adult man you shouldn't be watching a kids/girls movie
>>7407185
elsa travels the world and is rigged up to a bomb
the snowman guy becomes a spy
>>7407191
perhaps he's talking about his daughters
>>7407191
>man
By the time Frozen 2 comes out that'll be taken care of.
>>7407193
>>7407195
>tfw not fun to keep anon interested
why even live
god damn it i wish my parents weren't fucking hippies so i could have a medical history
idk you need a medical history for autismbux, right?
i have no fucking clue how this shit works desu
but fuck there's no way i can support myself at this rate
halfway through the month and i'm stuck on a commission from last fucking month
i'm broke
>>7407199
You really think DNA resequencing will be available by the time Frozen 2 is released?
God I wish this were me
(JUST KIDDING NESSIE)
>>7407202
at least your parents are open-minded right? xDDD
>>7407204
With all the delays it's getting it might as well be.
I had originally hoped for a 2017 release (4 years after the first one is still decent) but it's looking like 2020-2021 or something now
Retards over at Disney :(
>>7407207
it's a masterpiece
truly, truly, impeccable
>>7407204
it takes a lot less than that to fool you
>>7407208
>open-minded
i mean hippie as in being like, anti mainstream medicine and pro-healthfood and whatnot
my stepdad's alt-right and my mom / sister are full autismo christians
end me
>when you go back to your roots and become an annoying Frozenposter again
>>7407210
Yeah I can't imagine getting banned for this
It was such a funny picture that I had to post it though :)
>>7407211
>>7407211
w-who do you dislike
>>7407209
it's funny because the human body replaces itself every seven years, so you will have those double X-choromosomes around 2023 :)
>>7407218
you should be fine
i doubt that you would get banned for something like that
>>7407220
you
>>7407222
how do i become one of the popular sluts
>>7407220
CFH and caroline are the only ones who really make my skin crawl
>>7407224
lol, i dunno
where you from?
>>7407214
I can spot a tranny just by looking at the ass
>>7407224
get a slutty trip
>>7407229
I can?
>>7407228
no, its more because it's like, posting a picture of a swastika and a penis drawn on a bathroom wall, should be fine
>>7407231
basic i really like you and im excited for you that you're going fulltime
>>7407224
>"leak" a buttpic
>talk about your slutty exploits
>act like a catty bitch to anyone who isn't in your circle
>>7407234
I've seen a bathroom penis drawn with doodoo
>>7407241
street art really is enchanting isnt it
>>7407241
Poop swastikas.
Hey yall! I just found this wonderful 4chan community for transwomen. Mind if I drop in to chat? Here's a picture of me, I'm sure you're curious.
>>7407235
Sertii that's so sweet ;~;
I'm probably not going full time just stay in this weird boygirl thing for a while
>>7407236
whoops
accidentally leaking a butt pick
oh did i tell you the time i was fucked by the entire male population of the us army?
wow anon is such a whore omg
>>7407248
That's me you fucking catfisher
>>7407252
wait why not? weren't you moving for that purpose?
i understand that it's scary and a massive leap, but i really think you can do it!
>>7407248
U look great :3
lol
>>7407254
anon pls
>tfw probably at least 1/4 of mtfg has seen your ass at this point
is it too late to reform? i want to be one of the cool lads (female)
>>7407202
why don't you start budgeting your money according to the amount you have and your expenses?
>>7407264
budgeting is quite hard when expenses are very close to income
>>7407248
Hey you look like fun!
Here's me, we should get together
>>7407252
Do you have like jean minishorts and a shirt that says "girls make boys cry" and you're sucking on a lollipop constantly?
>>7407264
i literally do not make enough money to pay for my expenses right now
want to be my sugar daddy?
>>7407266
Stop buying dildos lol
>>7407269
>Be nice to anon
but i am anon ;)
>>7407277
i'm nice to other anons
but not to me D:
just ate a lobster for the first time
i don't know if i did it right, so if i die, please remember me as i was, not as i will be (puking and shitting in the toilet)
>>7407278
sorry i'm new, dont really know everyone
>>7407272
I could put you on the "boi" payment-plan, but it's pretty rigorous
daily buttpics
goodnight snap with ahegao face
calling me daddy on the phone
pretending I'm big
>>7407278
so where's the butt? :o
>>7407282
was the lobster red?
>>7407269
i know, voice is really hard :/
i would tell you encouraging things but i personally am guilty of not having practiced it that much, other than managing to lift my larynx.
it sort of one of these things that i really really wish would fix themselves
>>7407282
Can you tell me what color it was in the toilet just as a joke you know haha?
lobster is pretty unpredictable haha :)
>>7407285
>goodnight snap with ahegao face
you'd better like /cuteboy/ ahegao
>>7407291
>tfw laryngitis
>back to sounding like a black man
why have i been having even more intense orgasms since i started hrt
>>7407282
seafood scares me
whenever I see a commercial for lobster or crab and they're liking cracking them open and dipping them in butter, I get more confused than anything else...it just does not look appealing
same thing with shrimp
>>7407295
>>7407290
the shell was red, but the meat was mostly white
the meat in the stomach was a bit green and didn't taste very nice though (i think that was just what it ate before it died though)
>>7407294
I'd like an ahegeo from the admin there
>>7407300
so did it give you diarrhea or anything?
just asking haha
>>7407300
i dunno, usually the shell being red means it should be ok but that depends on if it was cooked through
>>7407302
i try
but it's hard to be nice to yourself sometimes
>>7407302
if you have put in work then perhaps going full time would help giving it the final touches it needs?
>>7407302
have you tried DTM for it?
>>7407287
unsee cc/zanugesi/
>>7407313
excuse me, but there appears to be a sharpie in your pooper
>tfw grew up with brothers
>tfw grew up with Dad
>tfw going to the toilet after them
the smell of straight man poo haunts me
>>7407313
ur looking.....
SHARP
tonight
>>7407312
Deep Throat Method
>mfw some kageshi slut showing me her udders on skype
wew
>>7407313
Now you got poo on your good sharpie :/
Anyone want to be my GF? I will give you a blank check, no joke.
>>7407312
true, if you feel more comfortable like this then by all means do it. I'm just worried it might affect you negatively
>>7407312
i try
but i wouldn't say that i'm fully nice
>painting my nails
>okay now i've got to be really careful until it dries
>2 seconds later
>aahhh it's in my hair
How do i get nail polish out of my hair without destroying it?
>>7407332
Nail polish remover.
Dilute it if it's too harsh.
Your hair and nails are the same material
>>7407327
Can you please slut this place up? Like from now on?
We have too many trannies playing dainty little ladies here. What /mtfg/ needs is a real sex-fiend with a round ass. Someone who can consume 12 cocks and use a bucket of sex jelly a day.
>>7407335
haha that's me
contribute to my patreon
>>7407332
wait until it's dry then use olive oil
>>7407334
My cock and diamonds are the same material.
>>7407335
I have literally been slutting it up here for 3 years, everyone hates me.
the fact that no one notices i'm oddish really hurts my feelings too. like, my butt isn't even recognizable.
Okay, so, I seem to be allergic to spiro. I think I can get cypro without any issues, but should I finish the pack I have before that? I have like 8 days left of that shit, I don't wanna waste money...
>>7407334
>Dilute it if it's too harsh.
Oh okay i'll try this.
>Your hair and nails are the same material
true, but my hair is much thinner and sensitive
>>7407318
Oh I've never heard of that
The way I've been doing it has my throat in that position anyway
>>7407328
I don't really feel like I have much of an option. And being a faggy Andro thing gives me less dysphoria than male anyway
>>7407329
Well I think you are anon.
And you deserve better from yourself.
>>7407340
same
it's most obvious when looking at lewd pictures of certain trips
>>7407340
carbon?
>>7407337
Okay. How many digits will it take to get a piece of that ass?
MY NAME IS MORITZ IM FROM GERMANY AND.NEED GIRLFRIEND WITH BENIS PLS.OR FEMBOY/TRAP
>>7407342
what kind of allergic reaction did you get?
if it wasn't anything severe i'd personally keep taking them
>>7407348
cabron
>>7407346
yeah, understandable
i dont think you look like that tho, but gl with voice, imma practice it now as well
>>7407346
thanks!
but uh
you don't even know which one i am
>>7407346
What you need to do is lay down on your back on the edge of your bed, so that your head can hang down. Then you just open wide and let him in.
I really need better nail polish. I always need to put on multiple layers because it's too watery. And it smells so bad. I wonder if the UV nail polish is better.
>>7407360
i am, but i'm also single and sad
>>7407361
NO THAT'S WHAT IM INTO
>>7407366
Nope.
I just use instadry
>>7407352
I had a weird rash in my face since like a week ago, I assumed it was a spider or something because it was at a particular spot. Then today I have the same thing in other places. I checked the spiro prospect and it includes in the potential reactions "erupciones cutaneas maculopapulosas" (I don't know how to translate that). I check online and the very first pic is exactly the same thing I have.
But I've been taking it for months, I should be dying by now if I were allergic. In the very same article under "allergic reactions to medicine" it says that it can, and usually does, presents only after a long period taking that medication.
So, it sucks.
>>7407369
Where are you from and why do you write with capslock?
how do i stop wanting to kms when i see cis girls with literally perfect bodies?
http://i.imgur.com/v42gDrb.jpg (nsfw)
>>7407377
oh, when did you start?
>>7407368
let's form a mommy train
i'll mommy your butt while a cute girl mommies mine uw u
>>7407368
How about you come live with me. I will buy you pretty clothes and jewellery. I will make your ass bleed.
>>7407375
anon you're drunk, go to bed
>>7407377
Well, right now I look as if I had c'nt herpes that spread through my cheek, I'd like this to clear up as soon as possible.
I'm gonna gradually reduce it for a couple of days, and then flush them or something. It's not a ton of money but it just sucks to waste stuff.
>>7407381
Boys can have that body too
>>7407009
Incorrect, you're wrong
>>7407394
>dose shoulders
>>7407390
Can you vocaroo "fist me daddy"?
Is she "our guy"?
>>7407390
BASIC YOU GIRL HI
>>7407406
Too far away for me
What I would give to have some dick rn~
Good night.
>>7407411
WHERE ARE YOU
>>7407377
>Nope but you're being really sweet
i'm different when i'm around people though
>>7407412
I don't want to have to find my old trip and put it on. please don't make me
>>7407414
Some other part of Germany, but i probably don't want to be your gf anyways if you scream like that in real life.
>>7407420
I have no idea which trip this is I hope it's not one that's gonna make me sad
>>7407423
Dann red halt deutsch
>>7407413
night night
>>7407310
I used to eat fish sticks as a kid, I like tuna but I'm afraid of mercury poisoning so I rarely eat it. I bet it would like salmon but I've never tried it
I just don't see the appeal in eating giant sea-bugs, or oysters, or tofu or many other things like that
>>7407427
Kann ich gerne machen, aber es könnte eventuell unhöflich wirken in einer anderen Sprache als Englisch zu schreiben und das macht für mich ohnehin keinen Unterschied.
>>7407437
Ne is nich unhöflich
>>7407430
I know you want one. Mmmhhh so salty and big!
>>7407441
Du wirkst auch nicht gerade wie ein Gentleman.
>tfw everyone is dead
>>7407430
>tofu
wait a minute, that's not a sea critter
>>7407458
I'm about to go back to sleep
>>7407462
sleep well
>>7407458
my cock is hard
entertain me.
>>7407467
Nini anon <3
>>7407468
But how?
>>7406970
>that sounds a little gay
So holding hands and kissing and snuggling and sitting in a gorgeous park in a wealty area by a beautiful big christmas tree is gay? Well then call me a faggot because it was romance movie tier wonderful.
And if you dont like romance movies i don't think u can call urself trans
>tfw no hugs tonight
I barely even want to go to the movie anymore
Neo-Star Wars sucks anyway :(
>>7407473
Take a guess sweetie.
>>7407479
Well since you are underage bait, maybe you wanna play with some toys?
>>7407488
Im 18 QUID
>>7407476
you were a bad girl today. No hugs for you!
>krauts in my mtfg
>>7407498
Ich bin ja auch ein Kerl in Frauenkleidung.
>>7407497
I was just a tad tactless.
I wish I still got my hugs though
>>7407506
Tud mir leid
>>7407512
Okay, but only a little one.
>>7407512
it's ok anna, hopefully people wont hold it against you
hugs
lol someone just raged at me for having boobs
>>7407510
Der ist nicht wütend sondern autistisch.
>>7407523
reeeeeeeeeeee
make it two
>>7407510
C'est pas une grenouille à deux balles qui va m'empêcher de causer la France. Tu sais ce qu'on leur fait ici, aux grenouilles?
>>7407523
like in the street?
>>7407529
maybe, hopefully not tho
>>7407527
Tahts why not writr yoz ing english yoz make evetyone angey
>>7407527
Je suis hamster
>>7407529
im willing to make up desu if you're willing to apologize
>>7407531
Ey, fick dich
>>7407527
No i don't speak french, i'm sorry.
how tf can you say you love someone without knowing what they look like
>>7407527
grenouilles dehors stp
>>7407428
>Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Well I am genuinely sorry for offending you over and over again, I didn't mean to or think I was the first time and then I got annoyed and took it too far.
I'm bad at apologies sorry if this sounds stupid.
Your reservation has been cancelled however and filled up by another friend, so we'll have to hug when we go do drugs or something
>>7407562
yeah but ur a shit person you think shit of us
>>7407552
Thx
Gotta go now,
See you all tonight <3
How much alcohol can I drink on cypro without basically killing my liver???
Can someone read pill me on muzzies and islam? Do they pray for my death or is it just like how Christians say they follow the bible but never read it?
>>7407569
one unit per hour to be ultra safe
>>7407562
alright
>>7407568
No you will be all alone.
>>7407558
Was is mit dir
>>7407568
catcha later anna
>>7407569
Depends on how much cypro you take.if its a reasonable dosage it really doesn't matter.
>>7407549
do u love me
>>7407586
chances are, no.
I don't throw around such huge and significant words so freely.
>>7407571
Holy shit.
You live
How is being a man going.
>>7407549
You can fall in love just because of the personality. Looks aren't everything - I just wish to be loved by someone who is nice.
Yes I'm ugly.
>>7407590
same desu
i only like to say it when i really mean it
sometimes i feel like if anybody ever says they love me i won't believe they mean it
>>7407390
Ofc you do.
You're too soft and small not to
>Be in the UK
>Changing names is super easy and anyone can do it in a few days for less than £100
>But changing legal gender marker from "M" to "F" requires providing mountains of evidence of being full time for at least 2 years, and your case needs to be individually processed and reviewed by a council of old white men before it can be approved.
This means that there will be at least a 3 year period in which most British MtFs will present as female, have a female legal name, but a male gender marker on all their documents, passports, driving license, etc.
This system is shit.
How is the situation in your country for getting names and gender markers legally changed?
Easier or harder?
>>7407598
>You can fall in love just because of the personality
is it REAL love if you don't feel a carnal urge to fugg them though?
>>7407602
Do those old white men get to "sample" you before they pass their verdict?
>>7407604
When I met my wife for the first time after talking online for 3 months, we passed out together after 2 drinks cuddling and nuzzling
>>7407604
I think it is even more real if you don't just want to fuck all the time, but actually appreciate spending time with that person.
>>7407421
>Different how?
i'm nicer around other people
i don't like to worry them about me
I have a boyfriend na na na na na
>>7407612
hey kill yourself with that good ass shit, i don't need this today dang
>>7407615
how do I get a bf too???
>>7407615
I thought he left after you farted in his face or whatever?
>>7407615
Can i habe too pls
>>7407615
share
>>7407620
You need to present your buttocks
>>7407615
is he fit??
post bf pics pls so we can judge
>>7407612
but you still wanted to fugg her, right?
>>7407602
i know in greece you need a really good reason just to change your name
i cant imagine how hard it is to change the marker on your birth certificate, which is what you need to change your identity, which i need to do to change my legal name and marker where i live now
>>7407615
I have a girlfriend na na na na na na
>>7407617
don't feel too jealous they are a butterface couple
>>7407635
That's it, the cops are on their way
>>7407635
The value of cock is much higher than fishbarrel with daddy issues
>>7407597
P bad.
>>7407620
Stop calling guys chasers and give them a chance. My bf is literally a beautiful person inside and out, my veiw on chasers is flipped.
>>7407630
>>7407626
I believe she posted this picture of him a few days ago
>>7407625
>i need to stop believing people when they say it
i think people can fall in and out of love, so they may mean it at the time
>>7407615
>tfw
>no bf
>>7407602
>This system is shit.
No you're lucky. I can't change my name at all until i go the official trans way and "prove" that i'm actually trans to some hateful judge ("Oh you are bi? No you're not trans".) for a year, because you need that report to have at least a chance to get a name change at court. And this will only cost you several thousands of Euros.
I will just use my girl name everywhere and hope i don't get thrown into man jail.
>>7407642
you know you're going to wind up hating him, and possibly all other men, when it comes to an end
the only way around that is to marry him and grow old together
t-minus one day till operation perfect popcorn is put into action
My bf's cock is uncut and massive too, and he is intelligent af
Living the dream i deserved.
>>7407653
You're still ugly though
>>7407653
Is uncut really better?
>>7407651
I won't let you go through with such an operation, it's not right.
>>7407656
for a BP, yes, infinitely
>>7407650
>the only way around that is to marry him and grow old together
I was literally just thinking of him proposing to me in front of a crowd at my favorite spaghetti restaurant and saying yes and started to actually weep
>tfw your mascara runs every time you cry
why is it called bp if we all identify as female?
>>7407657
i have to do it anon
i have to free myself from the movie theaters tyranny
i have to create the perfect popcorn
>>7407646
i disagree.
>>7407664
Bjorg came up with that term to remind us that we were born male.
>>7407664
I call it that because it grosses my fiancee out and makes me laugh
>>7407667
does he succ yours too?
>>7407672
He tried but my peen hurts, i let it get atrophied
>>7407665
How dare you upset the balance, have you no respect?
>>7407673
das gay bro
Popcorn is a shit tier snack. Sorry.
>>7407669
This is actually a really good shitpost Franzi!
Well done, I knew Germans could be funny
>>7407676
Most of us are gay tho¿
>>7407671
is he a big guy?
i need somebody to put their peen in my butte
>>7407676
Yeah, whats really gay is i have to get it cut off
>>7407679
You have no say in taste. You literally eat everything with a dollop of ketchup on top.
>>7407664
Identifying doesn't change your biology?
>>7407686
Why does everyone think I'm straight???
>>7407692
but hormones do
>>7407688
there's poo so no thanks
>>7407694
Cause half your posts are about cock dummy
>>7407695
what about your chromosomes?
>>7407694
transbians are disgusting so I try to pretend they don't exist
>>7406775
INTP
anyone else here who has been posting as anon since the days of /cd/ and has never tripped?
>>7407690
Because ketchup is the blood of gods. Its the eternal elixer of good feels and victory.
Kayla post your bf
reading about what other girls in greece go through honestly makes me sick in the stomach
im so glad i dont live there now
>>7407707
It's literally all your doing
>>7407711
pretty sure its not only the girls who got the short straw in greece
post feet
>>7407617
Srry sweetheart
>>7407632
Ofc, but we literally fell in love with each other's souls. Sex was, and always has been a secondary part to our relationship.
>>7407641
There's lots of ppl here willing to take you far away from that environment, no matter what your end game resolve is.
Pls ask for help instead of becoming a statistic, in the end.
>>7407648
*headpats*
~shush, and eat another muffin, sweetie~
>>7407671
Same
>>7407661
>we met on 4chan.org
What's that?
>A tranny support group
So he could've been waiting outside planned parenthood for post-abortion patients?
>about the same, YESSS
>>7407700
chromosomes tell your body how to grow
hormones veto this and issue their own orders
true that for most trannies, they'll have gone through both puberties at some point, and have characteristics from both sexes, but you'd be surprised at how good the body is at adapting.
not every tranny transitions for the physical effects alone
>>7407713
Here's me with YOUR girl ;)
>>7407717
i feel like it's easier for guys to stealth though
>>7407721
oh god someone help her, she looks so damn scared
>>7407721
Basic's fiance is waaayy hotter.
Like, she gives cis girls dysphoria, hot.
>>7407723
yeah it seems like most trans guys everywhere in the world aim to go stealth and then dissociate themselves from everything lgbt
>>7407720
>not every tranny transitions for the physical effects alone
that's literally the entire point
you should tell Hanna about your wild claims because that poor girl has a shoulder to hip ratio of 2:1
sometimes i forget i'm garbage, which is a bad thing because then i start disappointing and hurting people
>>7407718
>>7407723
I meant the debts
>>7407710
nvm found him
>>7407727
from what im reading you're pretty much doomed to prostitution if you cant go stealth or start your own business
>>7407723
Of course T is big stronger and as soon a they have a beard they pass. Also society mostly knows about drag queens.
>>7407737
Intersexd af
>>7407724
how can you say something so cruel, I'm sure that man is not bad person and just wanted a picture with a pretty girl
>>7407738
greeks aren't exactly known for being a tolerant or caring people
>>7407744
yeah, never lend them money
>>7407737
Where did you get that pic of me?
>>7407737
My bf is white and buff, like a better looking version of keemstar
>>7407751
>better looking version of keemstar
oh dear god
>>7407733
pretty feets :o
>>7407751
>like keemstar
I just threw up a little in my mouth
>>7407755
>>7407733
lewd
>tfw trying to overcome the dysphoria through AAP
>tfw gone from transitioning to be my own gf to transitioning to be my own femboy bf
>I am woman, hear me roar!
>>7407764
I think you're a bit of a nutter
maybe being a weird girlboything isn't so bad...
lf emotionally abusive relationship
>>7407771
just bee urself :^)
>>7407736
You opened me eyes and now I can't go back
>>7407773
Nothing is as hot as being hit by Chad
>>7407728
It might not strictly count as transitioning but there are people (like me) who are on HRT mostly for the mental effects
The physical changes are nice too, but nothing else took away anxiety and depression like hormones do
>>7407782
So you're AGP?
>>7407763
He's not into me for my dick
>>7407764
Seems to be the natural progression for a lot of trips here.
It's concerning.
>>7407738
Unless you live in a left-wing city like me. I reap all the benefits of affirmative action with minimal effort :^)
>>7407669
fuck
>>7407790
your bp?
who else /crying just a lil bit/ right now
like when you blink and feel the tears swell up on your eyes but they don't drip out
>>7407787
Not to my knowledge, just too ugly to ever pass
>>7407782
Ì think the buttplay is fundamentally what cheered you up.
>>7407738
Nice me.me
>>7407793
it's really weird how before hrt I couldn't cry even when family members were threatening suicide, but now any romantic film can leave me in tears
>>7407792
Kinda, he loves eating me out, i cant help but moan because he is fucking phenomenal at it. I never thought getting rimmed was the best feel ever.
>>7407800
what's got you feelin down claire
>>7407793
That's the first symptom of cocklust.
>>7407549
you're mistaking sexual desire for love
>>7407803
i feel like i've been letting my thoughts spiral out of control from small things
>>7407804
Has he eaten you out after that incident a while ago?
>>7407791
yeah, i wanted to move back to greece one day but ill have to stay in the netherlands now
>>7407770
no shit
>>7407733
pls don't step on those poos butterflies
>>7407806
A cunt going by the name arsenic. I was having a great day and he said one sentence and now I wanna cry and also die
>>7407738
What am i supposed to do then? I don't like lewd things and i'm too ugly for prostitution anyways.
>>7407820
Arsenic, as in a 4chan name? What did he say?
>>7407820
You should feel like that anyway after what you did to Birdy. A lot worse actually.
Can someone explain AAP to me?
In dutch aap = ape but i dont think its related
>>7407820
yeah he's really obnoxious, he kept shitting up discord so i stopped using it
>>7407719
Where we're they when I needed them? lol
>>7407827
What's dutch for "use me daddy"
>>7407824
are you in greece? I was referring to there. If you live in a country with anti-discrimination laws then there's a good chance you can find a job
>>7407827
autoandrophilia
it's like AGP, but the opposite
>>7407827
aap is like
i wanna be called a good boy
and being called cute
and idk
just being in a male role feels comfy and i like it
in the bedroom that is
>>7407827
many people transition thinking itll turn them into an ape but get disappointed when it only makes them a girl
>>7407798
yeah i tried that before HRT
>>7407827
getting off on the idea of being a cute guy
>>7407820
Considering what you did to birdy, you should really give yourself a .38 migraine
>>7407836
a """girl"""
>>7407841
ape detected
>>7407840
http://i.imgur.com/1CS10Lj.png
>>7407840
I want to put my man-dick inside of you
>>7407851
funnier than your comment desu
>>7407832
No, but just because they aren't allowed to discriminate against you by law, doesn't mean they can't turn "we won't hire you because you're trans" into "we won't hire you, because lack of experience/found a more suited candidate/your shirt sucks/etc."
>>7407854
i like you fran :)
>>7407800
I'm olive
Me and you and maybe Smiles are gonna go see a movie and then get icecream and coffee in January when you're in Melbourne.
I'm a literally who trip that's been lurking since like 2010
>>7407810
hi nim
How are you?
>>7407814
What why? I must've missed something, did Anna kidnap you and now she's trying to brainwash you into detransitioning?
I mean that just seems like something that would happen.
>>7407840
Men are shite.
>>7407853
oh...
>>7407855
true, but usually you have a significantly better chance in countries like that
>>7407860
>men are shite
but you are a man??? :o
would I be able to get away with molesting a tranny?
>>7407860
huh no i've been living here for like 4 years :p
and idk i feel kinda culturally attached to greece, but i'll settle for just visiting on holidays.
i'm delusional
I think I fucked up you guys...
>>7407867
Only on a train
>>7407866
let me dick you
>>7407862
But not high enough chances to get a job where you earn enough to afford hormones unless you only eat every second month.
>>7407869
IKTF
Those rare moments of clarity are the worst.
>>7407860
im alright, thanks for asking
just got back from a therapy session and im gonna try to find a D&D group to join my area
how's your day been so far?
i forgot how long have you been on hrt
>>7407859
yay
i-i like you too :)
>>7407867
trannies get molested in their childhood, and that's the reason they transition
I imagine they would just get off of it so you would probably be successful
>>7407867
probably not in the west, but you could do whatever you wanted to them in an eastern european prison
Reminder that ugly =/= passing
>>7407876
^^
how has your day been
>>7407873
if you have any job at all, you can afford hormones
>>7407876
Do you like me too?
>>7407880
no point in passing you aren't pretty desu
>>7407872
Are you my girlfriend? If not then no
>>7407880
Daily reminder to go outside once in a while
>>7407880
Yes i know i'm not ugly as a men, but as a woman looking like a man i am ugly.
>>7407877
i was never molested
>>7407880
i want to be pretty because then i'd have value to someone
>>7407884
This
Sucks most of the hons here won't listen
>>7407887
in my town, yeah, no thanks
>>7407887
Hey elanna, what's up?
>>7407887
how once in a while
>>7407887
No, people could see me.
>>7407866
What's to convince us of? You lied to everyone involved so you could cheat on him with a 15 year old child incapable of consent and no understanding of feelings and emotions, much less love. You left him outright after almost a year for that very 15 year old and the only thing you gave him, the only closure he got was a bunch of lies and half assed apologies, and now here you are acting like you did nothing wrong and that he doesn't exist while he's most likely suffering. You're a piece of fucking shit, Claire, plain and fucking simple.
>>7407887
I go out and misgender ever woman I find to be ugly
>>7407893
That's terrifying
>>7407889
The memory is repressed obviously, dysphoria is just a symptom of that trauma
i finished epilating themy lower abdomen and was happy, then i realized how much hair i still have left on my body and how this would have been a non-issue if i had transitioned just a bit over a year earlier
>>7407877
Some older girls molested me on a merry-go-round when I was young. I was sitting in this sleigh thing. They kept groping my ass, sliding hands into my pants, and laughing. I tried to leave, but the merry-go-round was in motion so the conductor kept screaming at me to stay put.
>>7407882
Well I don't have one, because i'm trans.
>>7407900
the whole "you repressed the memory so you can't remember it" thing has been dismissed as bullshit for a while now
>>7407897
See
>>7407899
What do you mean, that's the actress Chloe Moretz
>>7407907
Yes, see the truth and exactly what happened.
>>7407900
no proof of that
>>7407895
Every other day is a good starting point, shoot for 6 out of 7 days of the week.
>>7407893
Where did you find this photo of me
>>7407898
Seems legit
>>7407903
>tfw epilator-doesn't-work-for-me anon
>>7407864
Barely.
>>7407866
>>7407885
Shit is gonna be rough for a while and people are not going to listen to your side of the story, but they will forget eventually. So long as you can separate this awful internet drama from your real-life relationships, it's gonna be ok. luv u bro.
>>7407868
Oh cool. I have some friends in the Netherlands, I hear they have really good Universities there.
>>7407889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5DeKKO640
>>7407907
no matter how much you try to run away from it nothing you say can justify what you did to him
>>7407885
let me in that sweet boi-pucci
>>7407912
so once every two weeks wont cut it
>be eating pizza slice in mall with mom and sister
>there's this weird uniqlo wish tree thing a few shops away where you give them money and they give you a card to write a wish on, which will be supposedly transported to japan and used in rituals so that ur wish comes true
>be joking with family and saying ironic things
>accidentally, mom talks very loudly and says WHY DONT YOU WRITE I WANNA BE A GIRL xddd
>entire restaurant looks at us
shizzzz
>>7407881
good good! Did some school work and went to the mall to buy presents today while listening to pokemon town music.
thanks for asking!
how was yours?~
>>7407883
Sure!
>>7407912
>shoot for 6 out of 7
That's insane
>>7407908
Spooky
>>7407918
Wtf I just have to take mineral oil or I bleed when I shit
>>7407897
Honestly as fun as it was to shit on birdie for so long I sincerely hope he's okay and that claire burns for this.
>>7407920
Post butt? :3
>>7407923
lookin' good, basic
>tfw the earliest you can transition now is into your early twenties
>tfw if you acted sooner you could have transitioned in your late teens
>tfw you are 70% guaranteed to be a hon now
>>7407920
fuck, your mom sounds like my grandmother
It's a cold day in Hell today.
>>7407920
just got back from a therapy session and im gonna try to find a D&D group to join my area
im a dildo
>>7407829
desu, it seemed almost out of the bue, what happened.
and i wasn't aware you ever asked for help, or implied a dire situation beforehand.
look, i dont know all the facts apart from what faye told us after your long post. i cant assume i know exactly the way things are.
i DO KNOW you were one of the cute ones and ppl on here seem to be openly willing to shelter & make refuge for the prettier ppl here. even if that means couch surfing.
thats about all my insight on this.
if what faye says is true, i hope to fuck you survive this next year or make a grande escape
>>7407923
puberty isn't graceful to all of us
>>7407933
cause you're thirsty
>>7407920
>greentext
Aww
>Sure!
yay
>>7407933
because they are anon?
>>7407920
That's kinda cute.
>>7407763
maybe i'm just not into men but he looks like an ugly neckbeard douche bag
>>7407937
>le skull scarf xD
Can you two suicide pact or something?
>>7407922
That's my life and the life of basically every person with a job or school.
Think about it, you have 5 out of 7 days taken up by work or school, then you have a 2 day weekend to do all your errands. I try to condense my errands into one day and rest on the other.
>>7407919
Not even close to enough
s u r v e y :
1. when did you start hrt?
2. how long have you been on hrt?
3. do you pass?
>>7407924
I tired multiple times already with different speeds. I don't know what to do.
>>7407897
god this makes me want to cry..I feel so bad for him ;_;
>>7407951
but then i have to talk to people
>>7407952
I want to creampie you while your girlfriend watches
>>7407949
surely you could describe your dream chad
>>7407950
Rude desu
>>7407951
Oh, that kind of going outside.
>>7407933
we perform an important service here
we boost egos, rate pictures, evaluate progress, give trips dating advice, etc...
>>7407954
110 days ago
110 days
No
>>7407928
100% l e w d
we haven't even dated, anon. Let's take this slowly, kay?
>>7407932
heh
>>7407939
Did the therapy go well? er- maybe that's none of my business.
anyways, never played D&D but it sounds comfy to play with a bunch of people~
Hope you find a nice group
>>7407946
<3
>>7407948
>///<
y-you too
>>7407937
spoopy cass
So did Circe die in the hospital or what?
>>7407955
Can hardly see it even after you mentioned it, your make up game is on point.
>>7407954
29
4 years
Nope and never will
>>7407954
never
no
nope
>>7407956
desu it cut off a lot of my chest hair as well. It removes some, and cuts off some. Just try to get some out? i honestly dont know :(
>>7407958
someone might even smack you on the ass
>>7407966
Can i kiss you now?
>>7407967
She died in my basement
>>7407954
april 27th, 2015
it's been one year and 7 and a half months.
sometimes yes sometimes no
>>7407960
honestly i'm feeling a lot of overwhelming emotions for one person specifically and i don't wanna spew about it but they aren't a boy so i think i'm just sorta zoomed in on them. it's actually torturous and it makes me dislike myself a lot. it feels like every other time i liked someone and they either felt nothing for me or saw me as a pawn piece to use for personal gain and i just have so many bad memories that nowadays i get literal heart pain when i like someone, which has resulted in me thinking i might be better alone forever.
>>7407954
22
month and a half
no
>>7407958
Smalltalk is literally a life skill.
>>7407962
Yes, the kind that a good chunk of neets don't do. The kind that gives structure and forces you to interact with real people outside of this weird and delusional bubble on the internet.
>>7407952
>something similar
Birdy never lied to anyone so he could cheat on his fiancee or leave them after almost a year for a 15 year old incapable of consent or understanding emotions.
>>7407966
2spoopy
>>7407981
wait maeve you're 16??
>>7407954
24
2 years this march
80/20
>>7407981
Maeve confirmed for underagebait!!
Sertii confirmed for Pedo!!
>>7407976
Just take a step back and think about this, logically. If you get yourself a real Chad, you won't have to worry about none of that. You just follow him around and hang on his arms. He goes about his Chad business and lays some pipe in your at nighttime.
>>7407954
19
6.5 years
Yes
>>7407987
Why not learn it
>>7407978
>Yes, the kind that a good chunk of neets don't do. The kind that gives structure and forces you to interact with real people outside of this weird and delusional bubble on the internet.
fuck that noise, we need more automated machines to reduce human contact
i don't even know how i survived before self-service checkouts
>>7407979
I wish I owned a parrot
>talking to someone nice
>going to be in their country for a holiday
>they want to meet
>too embarrassed by myself to consider it
>>7407986
PEDO
E
D
O
>>7407981
Hey, finally we'll get someone b&
ohhhh god my band is practicing tonight for the first time in a month and they're totally gonna notice that I look and sound different
>wanna talk to someone all the time
>and tell them that you like them a lot
>and that you care for them
>you dont wnna just tell them, you want them to understand how sincerely you feel
>and tell everyone else how much you like them
>can't do any of this really because thats shit fuckin weirdos do
>hold it in and slowly expand
>>7407990
that doesn't sound even remotely romantic. i don't want to feel dirty and used, i don't want a relationship based on fetishes.
p u r e m a i d e n
>>7407986
>wait maeve you're 16??
didn't you wonder about all the "sertii is a paedophile" banter?
>>7407978
Never been at that point of shut in, though I've gone months where going to class and grocery shopping was the only time I left the house.
I wouldn't consider that going outside really.
...fucjing thing kept me awake all night.
I hate light while I sleep.
>>7407974
thats 2nd-3rd date only, anon
>>7407981
>>7407923
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.
>>7407981
No boyfriends until you're 30 young lady
>>7407981
>posters itt were born this millennium
fucking hell
makes you feel even more inferior
>>7407991
You don't pass
>>7407991
too scared, i cant learn it again
>>7407954
>tfw people either started early and pass or not long to kill themselves yet
>>7407981
>how do i get bf
you're too young for bfs, you can have one when you're older
>>7407985
It's big but not to that point.
>>7407997
Will they run a train on you or are that kind of a band?
>>7408003
owo that explains why you're such a qt
>>7407954
>tfw everyone who passes either transitioned young or was a visible hon for almost a decade
spiro is fucking awful im getting cypro
>>7407787
are you really just a fetishist or something if you'd rather permaboymode than be a hon though?
>>7408000
>I wouldn't consider that going outside really.
b-but you're going outside
why wouldn't you consider going outside to be...going outside?
>>7408016
Well, you finally did it. Hope it was worth it.
>>7408016
Sertii is a pedophile! Call the police!
>>7408000
Depends on if you interacted with anyone
I know class really doesn't have a lot of that if you choose not to.
Plus it's more than a shutin does
>>7408007
Here, I'm paying attention to you.
After yesterdays perfect date my bf is going to dick me to death tomorrow. Its going to be non stop penis inside me all afternoon, i told him i don't wanna walk right for a week.
>>7408025
Hey elanna, did you ever have that one uncle who insisted on following you to the outhouse when you were out in the country?
>>7408023
it's just platonic cuddle-posting you dweeb
i want jony ive to explain the dinner i've made
>>7408027
>inb4 he comes after 30 seconds and isn't in the mood afterwards
>>7408022
In a literal sense yeah, but it doesn't really make a difference if you go out and barely talk or interact with anyone.
>>7408027
It would be hotter to say fuck me so hard I won't shit straight for a week
>>7408016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKieGUH9pzg
>>7408030
YOU ARE EATING IT WRONG
>>7408023
>>7408029
this
maeve is my platonic gf
>>7408031
He takes ages to cum
>>7408028
W a t
>>7408032
>tfw constant cycle of take-out and poo
>>7408039
that has to be tough on your esteem
>>7408033
i guess not, though it still seems a bit strange to me
it's like saying "i didn't eat" because all i had was a candy bar
>>7408040
I platonically like you
>>7408040
Nevermind, I was just wondering if it was like a common thing that happens...
>>7407993
and I hope a sudden fling with a child was worth giving up everything you had with birdy, I hope his suffering is worth it and when he inevitably caves I hope it'll be worth his suicide too and when it happens I hope it haunts you for the rest of your miserable life. Shame a child is caught up in the middle of what you've done.
>>7408043
Its hard on my wrist and throat desu senpai
>haven't had a haircut since last year
>fringe is getting so long that i can't see
>don't want to go to the hairdressers
who needs sight anyway?
please don't post image replies
the screenreader doesn't read them
>>7408043
Try fucking an asshole after a year of just fapping, you'll feel nothing. It's pretty normal.
>>7408050
*Slaps dick against microphone*
>>7408054
Your ends must be in pretty rough shape
>>7408055
He said my bp is so tight i could break his finger off
>>7408025
You look extremely ugly
https://unsee.
cc/gitoruza/
>>7408061
C'mon anon, don't bully elanna. She's nice once you get to know her. There's much worse here, some truly evil hons that deserve pain.
>>7408059
they are actually reasonably good, considering
they get almost no uv exposure, and are hardly ever in an overly dry environment
>>7408054
holy shit my face is so smooth
>>7408065
inb4 404
>>7408061
>https://unsee.
>cc/gitoruza/
wow she passes nicely desu (or atleast from this angle)
inb4 hugbox BUT ITS MY OPINION SO FRICK OFF
>>7408065
that's pretty rude of you, posting someeone else's picture
>>7408049
I'm not sure what the euphemism means
But in literal sense no I never had that uncle
>>7408047
I platonically like you too
>>7408061
I wish you'd post a different unflattering photo of me from time to time
You do have one, right?
>>7408071
>wow she passes nicely desu
you must be blind sir
>>7408071
>wow she passes nicely desu (or atleast from this angle)
you've been hanging around sertii for too long
>>7408073
i only have flattering photos of you
you are such a photogenic fucking bitch elanna
>>7408067
your bp must be pretty dry though since there's no man around...
>>7408065
lol the context of that post wasn't very lewd
>>7408073
is this you?
>>7408073
i too platonically like you tbf
>>7408077
i'm a pure virgin
I wish i had srs so i could have normal plug and play sex
This starving myself and the enemas sucks but its worth it to give my bf what he wants.
>>7408079
oh i meant the tongue thing at least
i'm just gonna leave if you're gonna be weird
>>7408021
>>740804
It should be fine
really
I think one of the guitarists read me as a girl the first time he met me anyway
>>7408079
I want to kiss you
>>7408085
anal is anal for both sexes
>>7408079
right you're not lewd at all
>>7408073
I jerked off to one of your buttpics before, elanna. It was a romantic fap too, not just lust.
>>7408084
dude calm your tits
>>7408065
You should have shortened the quote for effect.
‘…there's no reason cum should be attractive, but i want to be covered in it…’ — Maeve
>>7408083
hey that's pretty cute
>>7408091
don't try to bully maeve you cunt
>>7408102
maeve is too cute for bullying, but you have to admit, there's a worrying amount of lewdness that radiates off her sometimes
>>7408081
No
>>7408076
S-sorry
>>7408082
Nim wanna be platonic gfs
>>7408092
Uhh
Getting dick really mellowed Kayla out, as I remember she used to be quite a harpie
~for the next time you think you have it the worst~
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1964-6-horrific-realities-when-your-skin-falls-off-no-reason.html
>>7408104
she can be as lewd as she wants, and that's no concern of yours or mine
>>7408106
m-maybe >//<
If nobody is gonna angry post at me anymore I'm gonna go to bed
>>7408107
Dick is better than snake-oil. It will cure literally anything.
>tfw you still feel like a stranger on here
>>7408102
k
>>7408111
i'm not in the mood for angry posting
enjoy your sleep!
you fucking cow omg kys
ps nice digits for a nice girl
>>7408111
Good night
Nice trips <3
>>7408109
>she can be as lewd as she wants, and that's no concern of yours or mine
judging by how you respond to her lewdness, it appears to be a very big concern of yours
>>7407866
>tell a guy whose been abused his whole life you love him and want to marry him
>spend a year with him under those pretenses working towards this goal
>suddenly change your mind and take back everything to cheat on him and leave him for a 15 year old
>y-you just aren't c-convinced!
>y-you don't know the whole s-story!
>I-I can justify this I s-swear!
?
>>7408126
She really did that? What a bitch.
>>7408118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kroUr3x2J8Y
should i get these pants
>>7408131
You should get pants that frame your butt better
>>7408126
>abused his whole life
that explains a lot about him honestly. either way, poor guy.
Maeve is ugly and useless
post yr face when the estrogen hits
t b h
>>7408139
How do you sleep at night lol
>>7408140
don't bully maeve, bully elanna instead - and then grace, once she gets here
>>7408141
i would but estrogen isnt magic
>>7408140
maeve is nice
>>7408147
bully me, I like it
>>7408145
I'll call CIA and have that sicko arrested
>>7408131
They look kinda frumpy imo. I wouldn't buy it but I don't know how you dress or what looks good on you.
>>7408140
stop
Maeve is dumb and worthless
>>7408140
i actually like this kind of bullying
>>7408131
kinda look like man suit pants
>>7408145
i was hardcore drunk man give me a break
>>7408126
Not only are children unable to consent or understand their emotions, much less what love is, this particular child is a whiny, melodramatic tranny so it's far worse in terms of emotions and stability.
>>7408145
isla is underage too, so it's ok
>>7408157
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
>>7408164
Was underage
>>7408167
Someone's keeping count
>>7408167
Nah she's still 16
>>7408166
You clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk
>>7408126
The worst part about this is Claire takes all this as a joke like she's done nothing wrong and that there's some deeper story behind it all that can possibly justify what she's done, meanwhile Birdy is likely in a lot of pain and in no way can he be in a good state of mind. He might actually go through with his plans to kill himself and the weight of that will be not only on Claire, but also on the child that she dragged into this mess.
>>7408169
she's 18, even in america that's legal
>>7408157
You're a failure
If you didn't ask Santa for this you are objectively wrong. You still have time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzrzSKF4elo
>>7408170
You're a half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
>sex drive back with a vengeance
>nothing can be done for it
seems like its happening to everyone rn..
This moon tho..
>>7408175
This is honestly hilarious to me
>>7408157
You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.
>>7408182
I bet you're the kind of gal that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
>>7408172
Something like this maybe?
>>7408191
wew
>>7408123
Wat
>>7408110
But I already have a platonic gf (boy(girl(male)))
>>7408194
>no
>>7408194
your gf (boy(girl(male))) a best
this is a huge weight off my shoulders i guess
>>7408192
or maybe this
says here I want to end myself
>>7408194
you asked me!
>>7408203
you need one the other way around
>>7408203
wait a second,
why would a cock go in a vagina?
>>7408204
No dick in dick is best
>>7408203
Frangipanu's pussy is between her buttcheeks, so not these
night everyone!
hopefully i'm happy tomorrow
>>7408199
!!!!!!!!!!
Great moves, keep it up!
>>7408199
you're pathetic
>>7408212
Goodnight :3
>>7408199
did your mom order these for you?
>>7408199
i thought that was lego at first