Cis Lesgen

>Girls are going around offering cake that they didn't make!!
You had the chance to say "Lesbian took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."

>>7363690
I don't make the news. I just report it.

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>>7363653
>Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Non-white worship thread
OH MAN A THREAD FOR ME??

im excited. and on my birthday too, so sweet anon.

>>7363690
Lex luthor is such a glorious son of a bitch.

>>7363653
>non-lesbian
It's hyphenated!!!

>>7363740
I thought of you today and reminded myself to change it.

>>7363723
Hello glorious one. Please let me hold you.

>>7363743
Op anon, o-oh my....But i'm already betroated to pimple-qt anon.......what shall we do.......

>>7363749
I guess we could go behind her back. I'm ok with being your secret lover, anon. If you'll be mine too.

>>7363757
Joke's on you, public defecation is my fetish :^)

>>7363792
I like it when all people do it. (Insert annoyingly overused Lenny here)

>>7363262
>molested
Hmm, I'd be careful about translating it like that. Gyakutai is more like "abuse". While there would be circumstances under which you could accurately translate it as "molested", gyakutai alone (same as abuse) does not necessarily imply molestation. And not all molestation would be considered gyakutai.

>>7363763
being secret lovers sounds wonderful anon.
we can have sex in the backseat of my car

>>7363906
What KIND of car?

>>7361699
i fucked my ankle up so you gotta wait for new fit pics soz, maybe in a couple of threads

crush finally texted me, we talked on the phone for three hours, i'm so fucked

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Would you let an ugly girl eat you out?

>>7364310
Depends how ugly we're talking.
But generally if I get along well with her, sure.

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I'm literally shaking, my fellow dykes. I mean, I've tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. White guys get all the prime pussy, we're JUST left with the leftovers.

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Any Christian lesbros in here?

>>7364356
Well, I went to a Catholic all-girls school, does that count?

>>7364358
So, did anything happen?

How do I go about telling a girl I have a penis without making it weird before sex?

>>7363829
oh i know, it's just the closest word i could think of that would keep the phrase more similar to the original

keep in mind, it was for a joke, so you'll have to forgive me for compromising accuracy over making the joke apparent
as for translating, felt that "molested" more clearly related back to that anon's statement about being exploited than "abused"

your continued concern is however, very much appreciated~

>>7364356
my dad was a semi-orthodox mormon and tried to convert me when i was a preteen, went to mormon church and everything

>>7363653
Pilates anon here
>tfw she sends me music she is making with her little sister <\3
Still looking for advice on grl game :(

>>7364364
Well, nothing really. Some touching of course but nothing excessive, no dormitory orgies.

>>7364356
Is it weird that I wish I was? I wish I could feel that faith and be a part of that community, but I just can't believe in god. At least not remotely in the sense that organised religion does

>>7364463
Says the woman who masturbated with her roommates

>>7364495
It isn't weird. You should look into ancient philosophy. They explain the concept of "God" in a way that will show you the light. The God of the church is for the Demos. The God of the Mind is for Free Men and Great thinkers, but at the end of the day, they are the same.

See Plato's Phaedrus

>>7364533
That's not THAT excessive Anon.

>>7364546
Thanks anon, I'll look into it when I'm sober :)

>>7364356
could any of you actually date a girl this prude

>>7364644
Considering my budding alcoholism, probably not. But given the right circumstances, and if we clicked, I'd be more than willing to negotiate. I'm lonely enough to date anyone with a vagina at this point.

>>7364644
Yeah, just to make her defenerate.

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>>7364656
I read that as 'defenestrate' and got really confused.

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>>7364644
>prude

Slut detected.

>>7364356
Not Christian, but I would love to date a Christian girl.
I love the aesthetic of prude Christian girls but also the idea of how hot it would be to sleep with one.
Like, can you imagine how wonderful it would be to make her "sin"?

>>7364356
I am. I go to a really conservative church that doesn't like gay people too. I didn't go for a long time, but I've started again. I just work on my relationship with God and don't worry about people's opinions.

>>7364799
>she knows it's sinful and forbidden and all the hotter because of that
>can't help herself around you
Pretty hot desu

>>7364799
>>7364811
>being the prude she is, she marries you just so she can fuck you

>>7364822
>tfw can't really marry here yet

>>7364711
That's what happens when she doesn't cooperate

>>7364939
>nobody will ever want you so much that she'd murder you in the most absurd way if you don't eat her out
Why even live

>>7364310

not like I'm meeting any high standards, myself

Chanbians, what online dating platform, if any, do you use? Tell me where to find you (without going outside of course)

I really hate tinder.

>>7364956
I just started using OKCupid but everyone fucking likes and no one messeges.

>>7364826
got me wondering, same-sex marriage isn't all that common in most of the world, so how are the divorce rates of married lesbians?

>>7364356
>tfw no idyllic life with a purehearted, sweet, conservative qtpie

>>7364969
Yeah that wouldn't be full of boredome and judgement and condescention from her at all.

>>7364969

How conservative we talking?

>tfw want to be housewife and mother but a conservative waifu might want to do the same

>>7364356
>26
ur kidding

>>7364644
she sounds really awful
but shes so cute idec

>>7364644

Well she's way out of my league but if I could make her watch cartoons or animu life would be perfect

>>7365081
Healthy living, my family.

>>7364356
>>7365122

nvm just read the word "horse" I'm outtie

horse girls, not even once

>>7364959
Write on your profile that you're not using the VIP version of OKC and therefore can't see if someone likes you, in order to force the qts to actually write you.
Or, you know, try writing them first.

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Would you date a girl with a rape-play fetish?

>>7365186
Oh, I do, but I'd obviously like to know who's liking me.
I live right by a city so I pretty much am just trying to message who's in my actual 'area'. But if they're from the city and like me I wanna know.

>>7365201
Rough sex, but not rape play.
Something is wrong there and I don't need to get into it.
Maybe one night stand but I'd have to be very careful.

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732, you better come back

I matched with a qt on tinder for the first time!! I'm terrified, but also super happy! W- what should I say to her?

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what is /clg/'s opinion on thiqq black girls?
it has recently become my mission in life to have a thick black gf

>>7365315
You have to go first.
You have to say something that relates to their profile, not just 'hey'. (Even if they're boring af and put nothing you could possibly mention.)
If you do not leave them with an open ended question to answer, they will not continue the conversation.

On Tindr, much as it pains my to say this, you must think like a dood.

/Lesgen/ were you ever a horse girl? Have you ever dated one? What's the closest you've slept with a girl near a horse?

>>7365398

I dated a horse girl back in my teens through early 20s. I always kinda wanted to watch her ride, because she was always passionate about it, but back then neither of us really had the money for it.

>>7365201
Yes, if it was Jena Malone and I was the victim.

>>7365398
Somewhat. I like horse riding because when I was little my mother's family had an estate with some horses and I was sent to horseback riding classes but I was never obsessed by them like other girls I met. People say horse girls are a red flag so I'm not sure if I would date one, the horse girl I was closest with always abused me ;_;

>>7365535
>the horse girl I was closest with always abused me
I'm sorry to hear that Anon. Like, hit you?

Also I used to horse ride a bit when I was younger because my mother used to and there was a riding team of sorts in school. Never been a huge fan tho.

>>7365345
I messaged first, complimented her beanie, and our convo seems to be going well so far. She didn't put much in her bio so it was hard for me to think of a opening line, but I think (hope) it'll turn out well! I'm having a hard time thinking of things to say to get a good chat flowing, but I'll update if anything else happens!

>>7365550
Yeah, she used to hit me.

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>couple I know asks me to watch their house and their kids for a week
>there are three "kids", 4, 9 and 17
>their oldest daughter (17) is teasing the fuck out of me clearly
>mind says no but pussy is YES

Please, what do

>>7365740
>watching a 17 yo
They were asking for it. What's "teasing"? Is she cute? How does she know you're gay?

>>7365740
ahaha are you serious
do you want to end up as a registered sex offender
unless she comes onto you or something, assume that it is just teasing

she might not even be bi or les and just wants attention

>>7365762
Goddamn am I glad I'm not American.

>>7365753
>>7365762
Everyone who knows me knows, plus it's been two nights already, monday:

>about 11PM, her brothers are asleep
>she comes into the living room
>I'm watching TV
>we talk about whatever
>she suddenly asks me if I have a gf
>I say "no, why?"
>she replies with "just asking"
>stays a little, then goes to her room

Yesterday:

>near midnight this time
>her brothers are asleep again
>she asks me if I wanna watch Netflix in her room
>I agree
>she's wearing the skimpiest fucking booty shorts on earth
>invites me to lay on the bed
>she's watching OINTB
>lesbian scene comes on
>look to my side
>she's fixated on me
>get nervous as fuck
>say I have to go to sleep
>go to the family bathroom
>rub it off furiously

Last time I did this she was 14 at most, I don't know what the fuck happened since then. How am I supposed to survive this?

>>7365824
Oh you can definitely survive that. Just pretend you don't notice it. The only reason you're bothered is because you want it. Fuck her then you animal.

>>7365838
I agree with this Anon. Fuck her like an animal.

>>7365824
Depends entirely on your relationship with that couple.
You can probably convince a 17 year old to keep quiet, but I could so see her whipping it out as a FUCK YOU MOM/DAD thing in their next petty argument.

>>7365740
>being interested in a 17 year old
I've never understood this... Like, OK, I'm pretty much a womanchild myself so perhaps I have no room to talk, but most of those under the age of 20 (and I'm being generous here) are just immature and fucking annoying.

>>7365859
Really depends on how well she knows that girl.

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Why won't landlord-sama write me back

She's renting the comfiest apartments ever and I can't stand to wait for my confirmation.
How else am I supposed to impress a girl when asking her over.

>>7365872
Not her, but I'm 19 and I'd honestly sleep with a 17 year old if she was cute. Doesn't mean I need to marry her.

>>7365838
It's so obvious it hurts. Forgot to mention that today she came out of the shower in her towel and made sure to go get a cup of water in the kitchen, where I was, which is COMPLETELY out of the way to her room.

>>7365859
They're some of my oldest friends dude. I've known this daughter since she was literally a kid, and they've always trusted me with their lives pretty much.

>>7365872
I don't want a relationship obviously, and she's clearly immature, but goddamn is her body fucking SMOOTH

>>7365895
Then you risk everything for pussy.

>>7365905
That's the lesbian tagline

>>7365895
You want it. Sit down and think about what you gain and what you risk. Then if you like dem odds - saddle up and embrace teen pussy. If you dont. Take a cold shower and remember there are other girls out there that won't soil your relationships.

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>>7365905
>>7366058
I don't plan on doing anything, but it she keeps this up I'm also not made of steel.

She sleeps in shorts that cover a tiny little bit more than this btw

>>7366093
Do you sleep in her room or something?

>>7366106
I was just said I was there yesterday >>7365824

>>7366116
Oh yeah I know that.
It just sounded like you saw her sleep or something.

>>7366093
Do it anon. Taste the forbidden fruit. Open your eyes. Feel that sweet teen body. Tell us of your voyage into the depths of glorious teen v.

>>7366093
Tongue punch her fart box. It's the only answer.

>>7366116
How old are you anon? Is it a huge age gap?

>>7366266
It isnt an age ussue, its a trust issue

>>7366282
I understand that, just curious

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>>7364533
>>7364581
Austrianon is such a lewd little predator.

Pic related, Austrianon wearing her yuri uniform.

>>7366282
Don't you want to see her face when your tongue slips inside her? Hear her muffled joy as you teach her what being a woman is all about? She'll whimper your name as you roam over her.

>>7365740
Why do they need someone to watch the kids if their oldest kid is 17..?

>>7366373
M-maybe they WANT her to fuck her daughter?

>>7366496
Just like in my doujins.

>>7366354
I-I'm not, shut up. I'm very pure.
And I don't even have a yuri uniform. What would it look like? I'd like to buy one.

I want to see my gf today but she's so distant! Wah!

>>7366740
I wanted to see my gf today too but then I remember I've been single for years and spend my days watching Gilmore Girls with my sister.

>>7366625
Like the school uniform you used to wear.

>>7366794
I honestly don't think I still have it, maybe at home.
But I never liked it much (and it gave me a persistent dislike for navy blue)

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>>7366625
>What would it look like?

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>>7366354
>>7366625
>not calling it a yuriform
one job

>>7366777
Date your sister.

>>7366373
If their 17-year old was anything like me when I was 17, yeah she needs someone to watch her.

>>7366837
P-Papika!

>>7366840
You are a better person than me, Anon.

>>7366851
But she's a gross hetero. I bet she's really bad at oral.

>>7366811
D-Did it look like the seifuku in my Chinese cartoons?

>>7366856
>tfw moved out at 17

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>>7366837
Why are the gayest uniforms in anime one piece?

>>7366876
Well the skirts were basically knee long, anime uniforms are usually skimpier.

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>>7366918
>anime uniforms are usually skimpier
Not in yuri.

>>7366869
>P-Papika!
Mimi!

>>7366896
Dunno. They look more like lilies?

So a tranny runs the discord? Tickle me surprised.

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>>7367020
He's the one that tries to shift the attention from the fact he's a tranny by accusing anime posters of being trannies. Of course normies of the board are too stupid to realize and keep sending tit pics to him just to get into the discord. FUcking pathetic.

>>7367039

>sending tit pics
>to get into discord

This meme is hilarious

>>7367073
pretty sure it's always been voice confirm

>>7367039
Wut. I just joined and you legit just talk to them?

>>7367083

It has.
Doesnt stop the tits meme being hilarious though, regardless of inaccuracy.

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>>7367093
but of course

>>7367039
Wow!!!! I think at this point no cis lesbian has took the initiative to start their own chat group. It's been trannies this entire time. Hell I'm sure they're the ones that also start these threads.

>>7367159
>Hell I'm sure they're the ones that also start these threads.
Same. Trannies fuck off.

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>>7367159
>implying all the posters in this thread you and me included aren't trannies

>>7367159

>four exclamation marks
I want to believe that youre just bait and no one other than s would actually do something like that

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WE ARE FULL. TRANNIES KEEP MOVING.

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REMINDER THAT THE ONLY GOOD TRANNY IS THE DED TRANNY.

>>7367175
D-do you mean I am allowed to post in this thread?
t. autistic transbian, who always follows the rules

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TRANNIES ARE NOT HUMAN. IF YOU SEE ONE SHOOT IT ON SIGHT.

>>7366373
Because the younger ones are very young and their daughter needs a life, dude. Usually in the afternoons she's not even at the house

>>7366142
>>7366156
>>7366223
Stop that. I don't want that pure, untouched, probably very nicely shaved and cute pusGODDAMN IT

>>7367179
Multiple exclamation marks. The sure sign of a demented mind.

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this just in, /clg/ is exclusively visited by trannies, no one is surprised

A literal trannies roleplaying as cis lesbians containment zone.

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>>7367216
sneak into her room and sniff her used panties?

>>7367355
I'm doing the laundry so I get all the used panties I want, but I think this is a male only fantasy. Knowing what goes on down there, does any woman really wanna sniff panties?

>>7367370
do boys don't know about vaginal discharge?

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Guys I have a question. First off... I'm not a tranny or straight male... I'm femme and cislez... But is it bad that I like it when she calls me daddy? Text related since it's us texting lol

>>7365201
Yes please beat me up and ravage me

Sorry for being lewd but does lesgen orgasm multiple times in a row, in quick succession?

>>7367515
Maybe she's just a lesbian with daddy issues?
You could try to destroy her relationship to her mum, so she calls you mummy.

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>>7367546

>>7367587
>lesgen
>straight face
>straight

>>7367615
>posting
>blue board
>board

>>7367642
>blue
>stock style
>stock

>>7365201
yes, I can be whoever you want me to be anon
where is THIS from??

>>7367678
nvm, neon demon, I'm retard

Pussy is part of a balanced diet famo. Eat up!

I think the worst of the raid is over. Suicides go up in winter so their shitposting thinned out.

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>>7367738
so edgy.

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>get qt new pyjamas
>no gf to show them off to

>>7367546
If I'm really horny I do.

>>7367759
I like them

>tfw your crush fucks black guys
Kinda disgusted desu

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>>7367851
Why do you still have a crush on her?

>>7365201
holy fuck yes

>>7367829
Wanna be my qt gf?

>>7367546
No. My clit basically dies after one orgasm, and I've never orgasmed vaginally.
Only once did multiple when a girl seriously pushed me to. It was kinda scary desu

>>7367857
Cuz she's beautiful and charismatic and we have great chemistry.

>>7367874
Yes

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>>7365250
i was actually gonna say i'm in 609 i just go to school in 732

but the thread died lel

do any of you degenerates go to /fit or is it just me?

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>>7367876
>straight
>coal burner
>still in love
What the fuck are you doing.

>>7367880
Well, that was a lot easier than I expected. Kind of underwhelmed.

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>>7367889
This.

>>7367889
I don't even know anymore ;_;

>>7367890
>playing hard to get meme is real
interesting

>>7367881
Post a pic of yourself so I know who to kidnap, pls

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>>7367759
two days ago I got off the shower and as I saw my body through the mirror I could only think to myself "damn that's a nice body, I wish I had a gf to lust after it".
And then she'd take me to bed and kiss and snuggle me all over, unable to contain herself.

Despite being a birgin, I don't think I need a relationship, but mI may need to experience flirting with someone cute.

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>>7368044
I actually have a terrible body from where I lost a bunch of weight through starving myself but never actually exercised
At least I have personality tho right?
also >tfw no full sized mirror

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>>7368187
post tummie

>>7368213
This

>>7368213
>>7368234
Never in a million years, my tummy is gross and I have an outie bellybutton

>>7368242
We won't judge, girlfriend

>>7368242
If you were my gf I'd kiss your tummy and tell you how cute it was every night until you believed me, and then I'd blow raspberries on it.

>>7368387
This is my dream anon, now I'm gunna be fantasising about this until I fall asleep
Pls be my gf

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>>7363653
>Non-white worship thread

I got dis

>>7368322
Someone will.

>>7368488
Why do you think we have so many anons with big arms, if not to beat up judgers

How comfy are you tonight lesgen? I'm under 5 blankets.

>>7368870
Not comfy, my body is killing me.

>>7368870
I live in a cold ass basement. There are so many blankets and comforters on there, if someone else actually slept in my bed, they'd probably fucking die.
The super comfy part isn't the heat, though, it's the weight of it all.
It's...it's almost like I'm not alone...almost...

>when you're gay
>white
>by chance has only dated non-white girls
>and people still call you racist

smdh

>>7368908
Well what the fuck are you doing to be called racist?

>>7368920
Be white.

>>7368870
Top comfy. I'm full of delicious laksa and huddled under flannel sheets and a down comforter.

>>7368925
>>7368920
pretty much desu

>listen to kpop?
racist
>like indian food enough to learn to make it?
racist
>date black girl from south africa
"oh you're only doing that to prove you're not racist"

?????
I fucking hate Vancouver.

>>7368946
>I fucking hate Vancouver.
Pardon? Don't blame the entire city because you're hanging out with trash.

>>7368882
iktf. under two comforters, three regular blankets, a quilt, and a sleeping bag.

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>>7369029
If you like sleeping bags but more versatile, ya gotta get one o deez
Great for a bag, but also a blanket, but also a shelter, but also a poncho liner which is its original purpose

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Going on another date with qt black girl tomorrow. This time she's taking me out someplace. Should I post about the date as it goes along?

>>7365325
They're so fucking hot. Go for it if you can.

>>7369483
>Should I post about the date

Sure, that'd be fun. You should also post a pic of her. F-for research purposes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skuhm1Q7VhI

Would you guys date aggie?

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>>7369524
I'm not going to post actual pictures of myself and the qt, so I'll just do it with the Sims. It's vague enough to get the general look across but not too specific to reveal anyone's identity.

Left is me, center is hopeful gf and on the right is the little cunt that's probably trying to take her from me.

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>>7369738
>so I'll just do it with the Sims

>>7369770
I know. I was alone for four years because I was scared I'd scream during orgasm again and scare another girl away

>>7369635
fuck off to /r9k/

>>7369635
Judging from the looks: yes plz. Plz. Is she yuri?

>>7369849
>using 'yuri' to refer to 3D
Do not

>>7368870
I'm ultra comfy.
>wearing my snuggle like the absolute faggot I am
>drinking hot cocoa
>playing vidyas

>>7369950
y tho? 'lesbian' is too long and 'dyke' summons sjws i think. also, isn't this tibetian fingerpainting forum anyways?

>>7370024
It's cringey. Just use 'gay'.

>>7370041
I would anon, but how to make sure i didn't mean xy's?

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>>7369950
What if it's this yuri?

>>7368187
Judging by your legs, you look cute.

>>7368870
So comfy. Red wine and Gilmore Girls under a blanket.

>>7364759
kek well you're not wrong

>>7365201
My gf and I both have that fantasy. We just randomly take turns raping one another whenever one of us feels like it.
It's pretty great. We get pretty into it and sometimes and accidentally leave cuts and bruises on one another. I love tying her up forcing her into being submissive and do things to me or I'll do whatever I feel like to her. Sometimes I'll just fuck her as roughly as I want.

>>7370451
Pretty hot desu.
I've recently discovered I really love being scratched lightly, enough that it leaves a mark but not to the point of bleeding.
Thighs and boobs especially. Hng.

>>7365824
Considering how easy this bait is you shouldn't take it from her anon. She's 17 and she can't even babysit her own siblings? Are you fucking kidding me? So she's not even mature enough, being a year away from being a legal adult and her own parents don't trust her enough to watch them. Red flags. Red flags everywhere. If you do then she's probably going to be annoyingly as fuck overly attached to you and claim rape or make trouble for you in the future. Honestly, just don't do it. It wreaks of trouble.

>>7370469
>lesbian rape
She'd probably get laughed out of court.

>>7370456
Being scratched/clawed/mauled at feels really fucking good when you get into it or for light teasing. I run my nails up and down my gfs sides lightly and watch her squirm. It's cute af.

>>7370479
This. You need a penis to rape.

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>>7370496
good to know

>>7370479
in today's culture i doubt it
she'll use some special tumblrflake identification to bolster her argument
don't act like it isn't a possibility

>>7370479
You'd be surprised how stupid young girls can actually be honestly. Knew a girl who tried to get a friene for rape because they had sex once and my friend just wasn't into dating her so the girl tried to get her arrested and would come to my friends work and harass her and when my friend got a gf the crazy bitch started making death threats and would fuck with their vehicles.

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>>7370496

>>7370502
>>7370504
That's so weird. Maybe it's an American thing? I don't want to assume but I have literally never heard of anything like that happening anywhere near here. Teenagers just drink a lot, have tons of sex with each other and maybe do coke on the weekends.

>>7370509
It is an American thing haha. Our freedom comes with stupidity.

>>7370509
i mean, no one really cares if teens have sex with eachother over here either
it's when teenagers are fuckin adults and vice versa that there's any concern

>>7370551
Yeah I get that, but the idea that a 19 year old could be branded as a sex offender for her life because she had consensual sex with a 17 year old, that's absurd to me.

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>>7370496

>>7370565
That's hopefully satire, but if it's not, thank goodness I'm a girl.

Not really the same, but I'm 18 and my recent ex was 17. Never had sex, but it was more due to her wanting to "wait" than anything else. She was ok, but it was aggravating to see her not take interest in anything beyond her hobbies. Maybe I'm a snob though.

>>7370565
I-is this real?

>>7370565
so glad i'm a lesbian

poor straight guys lmao

>>7367587
>tfw I was the one who started out posting that reaction pic here

>>7370697
Psssst; destroying gender roles which would paint men as predators, leading to preferential treatment of women in certain court cases is a goal of feminism....

i just came out of an exam. All I had to do was read a study and summarize it, write some criticisms, and propose a follow up. I had 70 minutes and somehow took me almost 50 minutes just to read it!!! Granted I spent some time quietly crying in my seat because I got so overwhelmed by the reading and apparently I am a child. I made sure to go to bed early, I had a great breakfast, this wasn't even an exam I could study for so I thought I would do great but NOPE, barely had time to write anything. Heading to my next class now feeling calmer after hiding in an alcove and stress crying for a few minutes. 0/10, I am stupid and can't read. I haven't cried in public for ages, I don't know why this dumb exam got away from me so bad. :(((

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>>7371020
>implying that matters or that anyone cares

>>7371022
If it makes you feel any better, my reading skills are shit. And this despite having taken a speed reading/comprehension class when I was younger.

And part of my job is to read contracts and it takes me forever to read and re-read them.

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>>7371021
Feminists only pay lip service to helping men, though. You must know that they don't really care.

>>7371030
I care, Anon.

>>7371022
>I haven't cried in public for ages

I cried on public transport last weekend, during a 30-minute train ride.

>>7371060
Not true

>>7371064
you don't count

>>7371070
Why? I got kinda choked up watching Gilmore Girls on my period but I haven't properly cried in ages.

>>7371070
Last month my GF broke up at a restaurant and I started crying, then she left and I realized I had no money to pay so I had to call my mom to bring me some money to pay for the dinner and sat at the table crying for like 45 minutes while people tried to eat.

>>7371022
I read this as "I just came out at an exam" and pictured some poor girl throwing down her pen and yelling out "I'm gay" and then quietly sobbing while everyone else just tries to finish their exam.

>>7371101
Ten points to whoever does this

>>7371094
Why didn't you have any money? Did you just assume she'd pay?

>>7371088
I was slightly tipsy and on the way home from a night out. One of the friends I was out with asked some questions about how my relationship is going. I'm actually a bit unsure about that myself, started overthinking, and then the alcohol did the rest.

>on my period but I haven't properly cried in ages
Yeah, I also don't cry often and when I do, it's mostly a couple days prior my period.

>>7371094
Sorry to hear that, Anon; I'm gonna make sure to never break up with a Qt in a restaurant so she doesn't have to go through the same thing.

>>7371157
No, I told her beforehand too that I had left my bag in my mom's car and didn't have any money.

>>7371060
fucking christ, sometimes fascist memes are so tangled up with lies that to pick them apart just seems like too much work.

This image is stupid and if you read a fucking book you'd know why it's stupid.

>>7371196
The part about the hostile worms is pretty spot on though.

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>>7371241

>>7371264
also
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/25/us/tally-of-attacks-in-us-challenges-perceptions-of-top-terror-threat.html

>>7371264
> number of homegrown Americans
300 million
> number of Muslim immigrants
A hundred thousand maybe?

Which is more dangerous, one American or one Muslim immigrant?

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>>7371271
>nytimes
>unironically used as a source

You're free to pretend away the obvious, but the West is going to regret that attitude.

>>7371022
That's awful, anon, I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hate exams like that with a passion, stuff like in-class essays and reading shit, I never have enough time.

>>7371306
/pol/ pls go

Found a qt present to buy my gf for Christmas, lesgen. I'm worried it's excessive - it's really cheesy, not cheap and it's only our first Christmas together. I think I'll feel stupid if I massively overdo it compared with what she gets me. Plus I don't know if it'll even arrive in time. But the thought of her smile with she sees it, hnnnng

>>7371588
It's daijobou Anon. If your present is much more expensive than hers, she'll just have to make up the difference by working that pussy. At minimum wage.

>>7369635
Yes pls

Jewesses with dark curly hair are my weakness. Only issue is she seems like she'd be a pillow princess

>>7365398
i am a horse girl, girls tend to like it, tho some hate it...

i always let my current qt ride my horse

>>7371651
I'd ride your horse alright....

>>7369738
If the left is an accurate depiction of you then gosh, you look like this qt in my classes that I've been eyeing. Pretty sure she's a hetero tho.

>>7371070
>I cried on public transport last weekend
Are you me

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>>7371636
>tfw you're this but ugly
Why do ugly people even exist.

>no gf
>like some girls on tinder
>one matches with me
>talking to her on tinder yesterday
>both ask each other a lot of questions
>conversation goes awkward when it turns out we don't have much common ground
>she hasn't messaged me at all today

Should I just leave it at that? This is my first time using tinder, and I think she's super cute, but we couldn't find anything to get a good conversation going. I was thinking about messaging her this afternoon, but I don't want to come off as clingy or trying to force something that isn't there

>>7371613
I like the way you think. I've realised it won't arrive in time anyway, so I guess I'll have to save it for a special occasion. Back to the drawing board, pls send help And I had been so excited to find something good, too.

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Why has nobody told me that sex toys are this advanced nowadays?

>>7371873
Lelo is literally sent by some goddess to help us poor mortals orgasm.

>>7371814
>Why do ugly people even exist.

We must taste the bitter before we can appreciate the sweet

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>>7371899
So we're just a beautifier for beautiful people? Kill me.

>>7371814
Don't worry. As long as you have a mostly symmetrical face, aren't morbidly obese, and have a pussy inbetween your legs, I'd probably find you attractive.

>>7371914
This. I find more women attractive than not, physically. It's personality and chemistry that determine whether I have feelings for a girl or not.

>>7371914
I qualify but
>acne ridden
>horrible teeth
JUST

>>7371983
My ex had crooked teeth and I didn't realize it for like two years because the rest of her face was so perfect.

>>7371998
My teeth are horribly crooked though, there is no way someone wouldn't realize.

>>7372040
Post pics

>>7371873
B-But does it feel as soft and warm as a qt's tongue?

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>watching stella no mahou
>pic related happens
>get reminded of a similar exchange between my mom and I
>suddenly mom asks me why all the anime I watch has only grills in them
>she was actually watching from behind
I wish she would stop doing all these things to make me uncomfortable, the time I accidentally left /lgbt/ open in her laptop she broke down crying and yelling at me yet she likes to pretend it's fine if I'm gay. Fuck this woman.

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>>7372095
Though unlike my mom Shii's mom is actually cool.

>>7372095
That's why people move out Anon.

>>7372095
>Watching anime during times when your parents can walk in

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>>7372111
How do you move out when you're non-functional though? I'm 100% dependent on my mom.

>>7371873
Reminder that there are dildos that spew fake cum

>>7372128
I thought that too at first, but I moved in with a friend of mine and she can cook and it works out pretty well.

>>7372137
That's disgusting though.

>>7372125
At night I'm the most active shitposting and doing things so naturally I watch seasonal anime during the day.

>>7372141
But I have no friends. If I move out I would need a job and I have no studies.

>>7372128
Leech off a nu-male

>>7372144
Well then just lock your door.

>>7372095
My mom just laughs and asks "which one is actually a boy tho?" every time.

>>7372202
>lock the door
>"WHY DO YOU LOCK THE DOOR"
>[insert here 2h argument]
No thanks.

>>7372206
Is your mom a trapfag?

>>7372152
I mean, you could try getting a fucking job

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>>7372234
I'm not getting a 7/11 job. I'm actually qualified for jobs I would like but no one will hire me because I didn't go to the Jewish indoctrination center.

>>7369778
Anon, stop! My sides are gone already!

>>7372221
>WHY DO YOU LOCK THE DOOR
"Because I assume you don't want to see me masturbate to Japanese animation, mother"

>>7372268
That would enrage her so badly I almost want to do it.

>>7372221
>Is your mom a trapfag?
Nah, there were just enough examples in the shit I was watching when I first got into anime (Fushigi Yuugi, El Hazard, etc) that it became a running joke.

>>7372281
Do eet.
I've had to have *that* conversation with my mom once and it was hilarious.

>>7372293
kek. Your mom sounds cool though.

>>7372295
>I've had to have *that* conversation with my mom once and it was hilarious.
Pls tell.

>>7372144
Why don't you just arrange your battlestation so that you see anyone coming into the room before they can see the screen? I have most of my anime-watching screens positioned so that they are hard to see from the doorway.

>>7372315
It's a small space so I can't really re-arrange, also the table is stuck to the wall so I can't do anything.

>>7372311
>Pls tell
Not much to tell. My mom inquired about how I started locking my door when I was around 15, and knowing she'd be a passive-aggressive shit about it until I moved out, I told her I masturbate most nights and I'd appreciate the privacy and that it's none of her beeswax, and at least I'm not sucking off guys like a certain sister of mine.
She turned so red I thought she'd explode, but she just pressed out "we'll never talk of this again" and that's it.

>>7372250
'I am a spoiled fucking princess'
Fixed that for you.

>>7372323
Watch in bed on your tablet or something.

>>7372311
>Your mom sounds cool though.
She's pretty awesome.

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>>7372328
Damn, that's a good rekt.

>>7372331
I'm not gonna deny it. I'm extremely spoiled and would rather kill myself than work in something I don't like.

>>7372333
Tablets can't play my 1080p 12/10-bit HEVC cartoons, can they?

>>7372347
That's actually disgusting

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>>7372360
But it's my family's fault of course, who told them to raise me into an spoiled womanchild.

>>7372357
use your thinkpad

>>7372367
No, it's your fault for being a peice if shit.
Why don't you feel bad?

>>7372357
They can. MX Player with the Neon v7 codec, my nigga.

>>7372369
A T60 can't play that. Beside the T60 I have a Dell Latitude CPi with a fucking Pentium II that can barely run 2D RTS games.

>>7372377
But which tablets. Also I don't believe you. Post pics/video.

>>7372374
But why is it my fault now? I didn't raise myself. And I don't feel bad, I was literally forced to be born, I didn't have a choice.

>>7372380
>Pentium II
Wew. I'm not sure I even have any piii machines left in my junk pile, let alone pii.

>>7372385
I have a Galaxy Tab S2, pretty much everything works fine on it. I'll post a screen when I'm home from work if you want.

>>7372392
My first computers had Pentium II so I can't trash this one because nostalgia.

>>7372390
It would be one thing if your parents smothered you and you struggle with time/money management and were trying but just failing. You just see yourself as superior.

>>7372399
Download one episode of this and show a video when you play it
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=720881

>>7372404
I was pretty attached to some of my components, but I had to let them go after I built up too many.

>>7372409
Go psychoanalyze someone else. Also I assume you got pissed because as a social sciences person your highest paying jobs are from 7/11.

>>7372409
What reason is there to be a productive member of society though? The only reasons I am is because I don't want the people I love to worry. If I didn't love those people, then I can't see why I'd bother.

>>7372434
No, I just have an unfair positive bias toward lesbians and it makes me really fucking sad to know we can be just as shitty. Selfish as well as cursed with an inflated ego.
You're a disgusting person. A leech with no remorse. Know that in your heart.

>>7372454
See >>7372463
It's not about being non-productive. It's the not trying to anything more, when you obviously want it, if nothing more than not being walked in on. It's the 'Oh, I'm above that' attitude.
It's being a fedora faggot, manchild somehow, even as a lesbian.

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>>7371873
For the first time in my life I may actually feel tempted to buy a sex toy if it weren't for the price. It looks like it automatically reacts to pressure, so if you push it closer to the labia, the tongue probably sticks out more and moves faster.

>>7372463
I still don't see why should I do something if I don't want to. I will let my parents take care of me until they die, after all I never asked for this and it's their fault for fucking.

>>7372472
If you do buy a toy from Lelo though, get the Elise G-spot vibrator. It's out of this world.

>be sub
>be dating another sub
> lesbian bed death imminent
How do I become more dominant and enjoy it?

>>7372111
>tfw been wanting to move into a new place for a while but had incredibly bad luck

How am I not even able to have a nice flat to live in? ;_;

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>>7372490
Again, autist, it's the superiority, 'Ugh, that's below me' attitude more than the not doing shit for yourself. That and you're lacking some serious adult qualities and drives.

>>7372517
Searching for apartments can be horrible but don't give up Anon.

>>7372517
Around here, it's $750 or so a month for a one bedroom with no utilities included.
You get a bathroom, a bedroom and a kitchen with no common area/living room.

>>7372521
What's below me? Not wanting to work at 7/11? I won't work 8h for shit pay and not enjoying it, that's all. As I said stop psychoanalyzing me you pretentious retard.

>That and you're lacking some serious adult qualities and drives.
I don't care about this, I don't need them anyway since I will kill myself as soon as both my parents die.

>>7372469
Are you the same anon that thinks people have a responsibility to be out & proud?

>>7372526
I'm trying my best, I can't stand to live in my current place for much longer.

>>7372530
Fortunately, rent's are pretty cheap here, and I'd have enough money to get a flat to my liking. However, the landlords want so many documents and since I'm a student I don't appear to be that trustworthy.

>>7372530
Is that supposed to be expensive or cheap? Everyone I know lives in horrendously overpriced cities so my frame of reference is skewed.

>>7372543
That or be complacent.
But, if you remember, we came to a compromise there; it's fine so long as you do something else to combat attitudes or help those who ARE out.

>>7372556
Expensive when we make $8.25 minimum.
And I work for 4 and tips.

>>7372535
Yes, it's not below you, leech.
You act like a literal child.

>>7372515

take T

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>>7372411
Not the one you posted because it didn't have any seeds, but here's another 10bit HEVC in 1080p, with FLAC

>>7372697
Post video.

>>7372730
https://sendvid.com/cgtacvj1

Well I joined Tinder, here's to hoping.

>>7372895
What specs does that tablet have.

>>7372957
http://m.gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_tab_s2_9_7-7438.php

SD card slot too, for all your animu needs.

>>7372951
Same here, I wish us both luck. I've gotten one match, but we didn't really havev much in common, so now I'm hoping I'm going to find a qt on they're I connect with soon. Being lonely sucks

>>7372951
>>7372994
Shh just kiss

>>7372985
Looks good. Too bad I would rather buy other things for that price.

>>7372951
>>7372994
Dont get your hopes up. I've been on it for ages now, I've had a few matches but I'm always too pussy to start the conversation and so is the girl I matched with. Alongside that, most of the girls on there are fat ugly disgusting butch girls so I barely even swipe right.

>>7373220
Well it's your choice of course. But I honestly love it, for anime and mango. So convenient.

>>7372535
I agree with you. I was in a similar situation where I had to choose between a low paying normie job and working at home and earning money online. Obviously, I chose the latter. It's more practical at this point. Fuck people who says you're spoiled just because you're not willing to slave away at mediocre places.

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>>7372994
I haven't got a match yet.

>>7372250
>>My parents stopped paying for my medical and dentist bills when I was 10-11ish because I had a job and could pay for my own shit
>>Would work during the summers/weekends for my father and would pay them off myself
>>Bought all my own clothes/consoles/computers ect, parents were pretty poor for awhile so they got me things I NEEDED not wanted and I pitched in for bills and food
>>Learned how to take care and appreciate shit and be grateful as fuck for the little things given to me if my parents managed to get me something cool like a gameboy as a kid
>>Had to buy all my own school clothes, parents would offer to help a little but I told them not to worry about it
>>Moved out at 16 and have been fully independent ever since
>>Got a job 2-5am to 3-7pm 3-4 days a week and still work on my days off doing other things
>>Worked my ass off and lived frugal as fuck for awhile to cover all my expenses so I could shovel money to parents to help them build a new house because I love them
>>Now 22, now saving for my own house and property so by the time I'm 25-26 I'll have a nice cozy house and everything will be bought and paid for
>>Plan to put myself through college in a few years

People who make excuses why they can't do things and blame others are the most pathetic and lowest of the low, especially when they seek pity. You're not above those jobs. Those jobs would put food in your mouth and pay for a roof over your head. You don't magically get out of college and just get your dream job because you feel you're entitled to it. I hate people who use "I have anxiety so I can't--" to cover up how lazy they are.
You know you're so terrified of being alone and that you can't function without someone holding your hand because you're too lazy to do anything for yourself that you riddle yourself with excuses and cling to them make yourself seem less pathetic in your own mind. Get a job and go learn how to function on your own and stop living off your parents.

>>7373374
She doesn't know what it's like to struggle, but you don't know what it's like to be coddled.

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>>7373301
>using tinder for 2 weeks now
>no matches and already went through all the girls