Cis Lesgen

>>7352453
Fucking pizza anon.

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>moving when we're on page 7
get it together OPanon

Whats the thread topic?
the questions and survey?

is this another newfag?

heres a gif to attempt to heal your faggotry

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>>7352544
Sometimes you don't need an edition. I'm more or less growing tired of the requirement of having an edition. I will make a topic based on what people request - otherwise I just like seeing pretty pictures.

>tfw no gf

>>7352557
Are cis lesbians actually interested in stacies? Why?

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>>7352557
fair enough
>>7352559
tfw no gf nearby
tfw not living with your gf
tfw not trying to get your gf pregnant with your tongue
tfw can't use in vitro gametogenesis to make a biological homosexual baby with your gf
tfw your gf isn't your wife

ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP ANON

>>7352621
of course they're fucking hot

what kind of girls do you think lesbians like?

>>7352633
Pic related, St. Vincent, Kirsten Stewart, I mean the list goes on...

>>7352621
>>7352642
>caraposter
leave our thread and then kill yourself, thanks

>>7352652
Why? Just pointing out the obvious that if you're into stacies (aka women bred as straights) then you're basically a bi-shit as you're engaging in a relationship that's partially built around the Herero dynamic.

Why would you think you belong here if you willfully engage in perversions like that?

>>7352682
*hetero dynamic

>>7352544
>>7352557
>>7352625
Damit lesgen.

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>>7352642
that's what lesbians look like not necessarily what they like

>>7352682
i'm bisexual because i prefer feminine women over manly ones?
does the mental disability you have, have a name?

Hi clg. I posted a few days ago about my gf being out of state for school and how I was having feelings for an ftm guy. I was going to break up with her when she came home for winter break, but she still has two more weeks, so I decided it would be best to just do it and get it over with. And this weekend I invited the guy over and one thing led to another and we're together now.

I won't keep posting about it here cuz I know some people don't like it and it isn't really appropriate. I just wanted to say thanks for your help. I hope you get that qt you've got your eye on, too.

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how the hell do you guys in LDRs deal with the separation?
i just started getting more seriously involved with this girl across the country, we're both crazy for each other, and we both can't get over how badly we want to meet up, but we're so far apart plane tickets are $500+.

neither of us has had LDR experience before and up until her, i was completely against the idea. i feel like the awful pining we both feel right now, when we're not even in a relationship yet, is what's stopping us from finally being in one.

damnit lesgen, i'm in too deep

>>7353589
Well the only LDR I've had was a oh-so-in-love first time teenager thing so my advice is dated if not useless, but we tried to talk as much as possible. I mean, actually talk, over the phone or Skype, it made it much more "real" that way.
She just lived about one hour flight away though and my dad oftentimes had to fly to Frankfurt for business so I came with and got to meet my girlfriend.

>>7353589
tell me about it
i live so far from her that tickets go from $1000-$2000

>>7353697
we already do that, several hours each day of either discord/skype or over the phone, given the situation. it might have actually made things worse 'cause we were only acquaintances before we started talking every day lol

>>7353745
i'm so sorry anon, may we both come into riches and get to touch some boobies soon

think the worst part of it all is how thoroughly i preached anti-LDR last year and how much my family agreed and how much i'm about to get into an LDR o o p s

>>7353780
Wouldn't it be worse if you couldn't talk to each other at all though? I used to just text chat with my the-girlfriend (we met in some online forum and used to just send private messages to each other constantly)
It definitely made it much nicer, hearing her voice, seeing her face, blushing, or hear her laugh.

>>7353788
you're right of course, coming home and talking to her after work is the best part of my day. but after a particularly long dry spell, being told that she'd love to come keep me warm during the winter but knowing she never could drives me insane.

>>7353697
>tfw qt and me live in the same city but we still need an hour to get to the other's place

>>7353838

I know this feel.

It could be so much worse, but it's goddamn annoying all the same.

>>7353806
Well, I mean, there's webcams and stuff. That's an option.
Or is there any way in the foreseeable future that either of you will get enough money to make the trip?

>>7353838
Yeah Europe can be pretty small.

anyone else get especially glum over >tfw no gf in the winter months?
i just wanna snuggle and get cozy with a qt

;_;

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Who is your pornfu?

>>7353859
Yeah. Once I've boarded the train it's not so bad, and I'm of course also excited about getting to see her, but it's still inconvenient. We often meet after university since that's so much closer to my place and she has a shorter trip.

>>7353869
I'm in Europe too, we just live on pretty much completely opposing sides of the city.

>>7353896
it's the worst. doubly so since i spent the last two winters with the same qt, and it was the comfiest shit ever. i miss snuggling up by the fireplace, watching the snow fall outside, watching her mom's retarded cat try to eat the plastic tree... sad times, anon

>>7353896
Yeah, I always get more wistful about stuff in the winter months.

>>7353935
Don't really watch a lot of it, I mostly read fanfiction but I have favorites about that if that counts.

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Lesgen help, I've been reading cutesy Frozen smut/fanfiction all day. This can't be healthy.

>>7353940

Yeah exactly.
It's always vaguely daunting at first because an hour train hopping isnt fun.

Once I'm on my way though, it isnt so bad. She's always more than worth it.

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All the lesbians in my area are pretty much pic related. What should I do?

>>7353987
There is nothing healthier than pure, sisterly love.

Also kind of a coincidence, I haven't been into Frozen in over a year, but I wanted to get back into some fanfiction lately. Must be the season.

>>7353589
I've been in a LDR for over a year and a half now. The distance didn't bother me TOO much at first. Of course I wanted to kiss her and snuggle against her when it's cold, but it wasn't too painful.

Then I actually went to see her this summer, and we spent a month together, and I've never felt as lonely as I did when it was time to go back home ;__;

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>>7353987
>>7354019

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23 and still applying pimple cream everyday.

JUST

>>7354042
My LDR is over and you guys are still triggering me. Feelsbad,man.

>>7354019
>tfw no cute older sister who will teach you the wonders of sisterly love after years of isolation

>>7354049
I like the idea but it looks really cheap.

>>7352486
It's my calling. I can not deny it.

>>7354103

Pizza is a worthy calling, anon.

>>7354058
Also applying cute cream everyday, from the look of it.

>>7354111
Anon, have you shaved today, because you are smooth as fuck.

>>7353987
Is there frozen hentai? I wanna read it

>>7354058
You're cute anon
Some people just have acne though
My mom is 60 and has had acne her entire life. Some people are just cursed

>>7354221
I don't know what exactly constitutes hentai but I've found this to be pretty cute/hot:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1226797

>>7352625
>>7352557
where do you find these gifs.

i need that info for research purposes.

>>7354326
>how do i find porn on the internet
>how do i click the link at the bottom of the page that literally says gif

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>>7354326
I get them from lesbian tumblr blogs.

>>7352682
You seem to have autism. Please get out.

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>>7354326
im a nice girl, probably too nice
http://femmelesbian.com/
http://dykes-lesbians.tumblr.com/

>>7354417
You know. I'm thinking about going tumbler status. Is there any sense of anonymity in there?

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There isn't enough good Pharmercy art.

>>7354440
There isn't enough Mercy art that doesn't give her huge boobs or makes her a mommy type generally.

>>7354449
It's hard to believe she's, what, 37? She looks 20.

>>7354426
Me too, if she's into it.

let me clear the air here as a trans woman who happens to be a lesbian.

i consider myself on the same playing level field as a cis woman. i get treated like a woman by every one i face in my day to day life because i look like one. i have had sex reassignment surgery too.

i can post here without being called names. i am practically a cis woman.

grow up.

>>7354449
>mommy type
Thats. Exactly. My. Fetish.

>>7354326
Tumblr mostly. I used to have a bigger folder. But I downsized when I built a new computer.

Do not reply to bait. Do not reply to bait. Act like they don't exist, their shitty bait is too easy to just ignore. They won't get any attention here.

>>7354461
Nanobots, gurl

>>7354493
>mommy type fetish
Eh to each their own.

>>7354468
Is this bait?

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>>7354109
Greasy.

>>7354111
>tfw no lesgen gf to drown me in QT-Cream (TM)

>>7354223
Thanks.

I wonder if your mom had super cool pimple creams growing up. I often wonder if they even help at all since my siblings never used them and their acne vanished completely when they graduated HS.

I'm off to bother my mom during her lunch break and maybe bum food.

>>7354548
no

funny how i get told i don't belong here when in fact i look mire feminine than you tumblrinas and bulldykes.

>>7354551
>nose ring
into the trash it goes

>>7354575
You're needlessly hurtful.

>>7354600
sorry but it is true

>>7354551
d-do you have a gf? you're way hot
>I wonder if your mom had super cool pimple creams growing up.
lol no. I haven't seen that many pictures of her when she was younger but it seems like she just covered things with makeup.

now she uses all kinds of stuff, but i think she mainly manages it with diet. My sister also has acne, but hers isn't as bad as my mothers.


I on the other hand get off nearly scott free and have pretty good skin, and i dont put much work into it.

Honestly though, maybe its because the picture is lq, but your skin seems pretty nice overall, idk.
the nose ring is cute, ignore anon.

now septum piercings, THOSE are >>>/trash/

>>7354551
Before this and the last thread I never realized there are so many qts that go on lesgen, but hey, I'm not complaining

>>7354600
Don't worry about what some random internet girl said.
They're not as cool as you.

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>>7354551
Holy christ kick me in the face please.

IT'S SNOWING

>>7354608
Fuck off nobody cares that you're jealous.

>>7354625
I know right.
Now I'm self conscious, I figured you'd all be weirdos.

EVERYONE POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!

>>7354641
IT IS!!

>>7354468
sorry ovum containers only

>>7354641
>>7354665
>tfw it will never snow here

>>7354669
For fuck's sake >>7354497

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>>7354654
Pls no bully

>>7354683
Sorry, I have unresolved tranny anger

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>>7354621
I have a potential gf possibly maybe, I'm not sure.

It's always a good idea to keep your eyes open for a new possible gf though.

What kinda blood sacrifice did you have to make for your clear skin? Will you help me do one?

I do make put a lot of effort into my skin to try to combat the pimples so the non-pimply areas do look rather nice I think.

>now septum piercings, THOSE are /trash/

What piercings are clg approved then?

I have ears, lips, nips, nose and tongue but I don't keep them all most times.

>>7354625
All lesbians are pretty cute, at least the ones I know.

>>7354630
I am pretty cool I think sometimes.

You're pretty cool too.

My friends said my nose ring was cool.

>>7354637
I could never do that.

Please do not let people kick you in the face.

>>7354726
>What piercings are clg approved then?

Tongue and nipples.
Possibly clitoral hood.

>>7354726
Thanks anon, that makes me feel better. I guess I'm just shy, but I do get compliments on my hair sometimes (I have curly hair and an undercut) and it makes me feel like I have potential haha

>>7354726
>What piercings are clg approved then?
I have 14.

4 in each ear
both nipples
clit hood
belly
nose stud

I'm pretty well tatted, too.

I work in a very conservative law firm

>>7354058
22 and same. Started Accutane a month ago, fingers crossed that after I'm done with treatment, I'll never wake up wondering what my face looks like today. -_-

>>7354821
sorry, forgot lip.

>>7354821
Anything not visible when wearing a suit is allowed. See Yakuza.

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>>7354798
>piercings

absolutely disgusting

>>7354575
>not liking nose rings
Into the trash you go.

>>7354675
It only snows 2-3 times a year here, which is why I'm excited.

>>7354855
To each their own Anon.

>>7354726
I love all body mods! Piercings, tattoos, dyed hair of any color. Total heart eyes.

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>>7354821
I have 17 piercings and 7 tattoos!

I work for an advertising firm though and I'm not even close to being the most pierced or tattooed person there.

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As a white male, I really enjoy reading you discussions. Please, carry on. :^)

>>7354909
>tfw no Horo gf

>>7354869
You're missing out.
I like to rove around getting drunk with people, looking for people who've gotten their cars stuck. Nothing better than helping them push out.

Are we being raided or something? There have been a lot of low-tier trolling attempts today.

>>7354907
Tranny GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>7354924
Winter breaks

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Any parents on this board? My wife is pregnant (it's planned) but now I'm sort of slowly realising that having a kid might change everything.

I hope it's not as bad for us as it seems with straight couples. Half the couples I know broke up after having their first kid.

>>7354726
>cute face
>actually has boobs
Pls allow me to be your cute but dfc waifu/gf anon, it would be my honor

I am personally not big on body mods, in all seriousness anything "normal" is fine....the ones that go through the top of the nose or ones clavicles seem weird to me but if they're cute they're cute. Septums can actually be cool it's just that when I see a septum piercing I can't help but picture a bull with the ring in its nose lol

I've never kissed anyone with a tongue ring, I wonder what that's like.

I don have any piercings or tattoos at all, I really want some though ; ◡ ;

>>7354940
>being able to impregnate your wife
Fuck off, tranny.

>>7354943
I've got a bottle of ink and a sewing needle. Lets get this done.

>>7354943
If you think *kissing* someone with a tongue ring is fun already, you're in for a pleasant surprise later.

>>7354945
>wishing I was actually magically able to.
It's my brothers spunk, prick.

>>7354965
I don't know if I'd like that though, honestly

>>7354940
I want to be a parent, I want like 2-4 kids.

Having a kid completely changes your whole life, duh; almost everything is going to revolve around your kids and your relationship with your wife is going to change because
>you have a kid
>you are one half of a parenting team

It's not like I know very much, I'm only a dog parent.

Relationships only end when one party isn't willing to put in the work or effort to keep the relationship strong and intact. As long as both you and your wife remain committed to each other and your marriage it'll be fine. Probably won't be easy, but it'll be fine. People get divorced nowadays because it's commonplace and simple. In most cases divorce is the lazy exit imo (some people are incredibly shitty partners, yes I know)

>>7354940
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

>>7354981
It's pretty gud.

>>7354563
your attitude is probably why you get told you dont belong here kek

dont bring it up like a special snowflake and no one will care

>>7354060
fuuuuuuuuuck this is what im afraid of

>>7354964
I actually was hanging out with some classmates some years back, and the guy who's apartment we were in did like...sketchy freelance tattoos. He had a tattoo needle and some ink; I totally wanted a free tattoo but free wasn't worth potentially having a super fucked up drawing on my body that I wouldn't be able to fix.
That guy was a dick anyway. I don't regret saying no, I wish a good person had offered though.

Can you draw an oroborus anon? That's what I want, pls no bully

>>7354965
Oh my~~~~
We're getting ahead of ourselves anon, I don't consummate the relationship until after the 3rd date

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>>7354926
I'm not a tranny, reee.

>>7354998
But isn't the peircing so hard? Like tounges are hot and soft and silky....

>>7355025
LET ME TOUCH YOUR HIPS

>>7354907
where are the 17?

>>7355025
thicc

>>7355015
It's okay bby. We can take our time.

>>7355026
I actually like the mixture of a bit of roughness until the tip of her tongue reaches your clit.
But I also like a bit of pain mingled with pleasure generally. Being scratched, bit on my thighs, that kinda thing.

>>7355057
Thats not what thicc means

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>>7355030
Touch whatever as long as you're cutie.

>>7355053
Finding them is part of the fun.

>>7354984
Well, in truth everything in relationships is about pulling your part even without kids.

I guess it's a good thing that we are prepared for it to be on unequal terms at least to begin with, she's home more than I am (she works freelance and can manage her own time), it's also why we agreed she'd carry our first born, I actually have a career that I'm still new in, pregnancy on my part would actually be a risk.

>>7355115
Don't know about cute but I'm small and in shape.

>>7354979
Cuck.

>>7355115
>those piercings
Oh god imagine it getting caught on some clothes.

>>7354924
Newfag trolls

>>7354907
>>7354686
>>7354551


>cis lesgen
>i'm much prettier than you as a trans girl

? ? ?

Sucks for you?

>>7355404
>trans """girl"""
Shouldn't you be busy killing yourself?

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>>7355015
I didn't do a stick and poke because I wanted quality; I did it because I wanted to go through the process and didn't think a professional tattoo would be the same.
I have professional tattoos on some pretty tender places and even then the pain was really nothing. Stick and poke hurt like a mother fucker, especially when you have to go for a second pass.

Pretty faded now, but it hasn't faded anymore in the last year so I think it's around for now.
Used a sewing needle wrapped to a pencil with thread, but made sure to use actual tattoo ink so my leg didn't fall off.

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>>7355440
>you think men will love you more

Men like yourself?

Stop responding you children.

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Someone send help my heart cannot stand this little cutie.

>>7354468
you might be able to post as a woman in a lesgen but not a cis lesgen kys

>>7355576
Haha fuckin brutal

>>7355640
Holy fuckin shit (noice legs hun bun)

Lesgen I just wanna say thanks once for these (mostly) nice, comfy threads. I'm pretty stressed out in life lately and this is a sort of sanctuary to help me relax once in a while.
You're my meditation ladies, thank you.

>>7355711
Same here. I don't really have anyone to talk to irl, and my gf is gone, so these threads are the only places I get to socialize/shitpost. Even though there's a lot of bait and stuff, posting here makes me feel like I'm in company when the loneliness hits me again.

Holy shit. I just had the scariest experience of my life. So I'm taking a warm shower and I scrub me body. But when I get out, I can't see myself in the mirror. I was like holy fuck, is this a lucid dream? So I run back into the shower. Then I realized that the evaporated water fogged up the mirror.

Am I stupid? Will someone exploit my body someday?

>>7355755
We all have our stupid moments.

>>7355755
I ran against a glass door at home, in a house I've been living in for nearly a decade, twice last week.

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>tfw All you wanna do after you get home is getting warm and comfy and play some games and flirt with a qt but there are none

Anyone here actually into gaming? Every girl I run into is either a wnb lesbian or utterly shit and pretends to be a gamer gurl or is literally a twitch whore.

If anyone wants to play dota hmu
steam: bizzykizzyxxx
or write your contact shit~

>>7355115
Define cutie.

>>7355755
omae wa mo gyakutai o ukete iru

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>>7355755
Once I woke up from a nap on the couch and thought I saw myself upstairs watching me and turning quickly and going into my room.

I stayed down stairs all evening afraid to run into my doppelganger.

>>7354907
fugg ur cute

>>7355404
lets see your """"pretty""""" man jaw

>>7355792
how long have you been on hrt hon?

>>7355800
>not taking the chance to have the greatest sex ever
You don't deserve a doppelganger

>>7355799
>mo
mou
cute tho

>>7355837
What's that mean?

>>7355792
Not bad. Not bad. Would probably maintain eye contact with for 1.2 seconds before vomiting spaghetti

>>7355879
”も”はいいと思いますよ

>>7355931
Nay.
もう==既に (approx, among other things)
も!=既に
Plus the original quote is お前はもう死んでいる

>>7355969
彼女は”お前はもう受けている”と言っていた。

There's a thread for weebshitters. This ain't it.

>>7356017
Pls turn off mental autocorrect and read >>7355799 again.
>omae wa mo gyakutai o ukete iru
>mo

>>7356020
There are websites for normies. This ain't one of 'em.

>>7356051
Oh, nevermind. You're right, my friend.

>>7356101
No worries, mental autocorrect gets us all from time to time.

>>7355879
>>7356101
>>7356110
i was reading your exchange about what i said, but i'm not exactly sure what agreement you came to?
sorry for being dumb

>>7356236
Your romanji should be mou because you are meaning もう insteand of も in that context.
Mou is already, or again.
Mo is "also" and either replaces or supplements particle markers.
This wasn't a topic of discussion, but you can also just say uketeiru because it's not a verb modifying another, it's a long conjugation of one verb.

(1/2) hi i need advice. im a teen girl currently identifying as questioning. from advice ive read online, about how you should consider your past romantic experiences with others if you're questioning, ive been thinking heavily about past feelings and events that make me think i might be gay or at least attracted to girls.

in 10th grade, i met this girl who was in a few of my classes, and i began to heavily admire her. i thought she was really pretty, tall and skinny, good facial structure, model-like looks. i immediately knew i wanted to be friends with her, or at least closer friends since we were in the same social group. i got quite obsessed with her to the point i would be low key depressed if i didn't talk or interact with her that day... i hung around after school sometimes in clubs i knew she was in, lingered outside the doorway of class for a chance she would say hi to me (it never worked...) and literally went to a choir production she had a major part in for the sole reason of seeing her. she is the type of person that's extremely affectionate and friendly, as in hugging people, carrying them, taking selfies with, etc. in chemistry, the class we had together, she would always act that way towards her friend who sat in front of me, calling her name from across the room saying i love you and hugging her. i got jealous as fuck cause she NEVER did that to me. sometimes i had to look away since it happened every day she would act affectionate to other girls, cause i didnt want to feel embarrassed. i got really jealous and carefully planned my interactions around her in general, not wanting to look dumb. one time i texted my guy friend to bring his old yearbook cause i wanted to see what she looked like in middle school. i looked through old texts i had with her and one said

(2/2) "Omg (her name) is wearing a scarf today and she looks cute". stalked the fuck out of her instagram, facebook, and twitter to a point i memorized her old posts. lastly, i distinctly remember one stressful night i was like "anon, why are you so hung up about her? why cant you just talk to her and be her friend? it's not like you like her so why do you care about her so much?". she's religious too and disapproves of homosexuality, so i never had the desire to date her. especially since i was shy, awkward, not interested in dating.

recently a girl in the grade below me came out as lesbian and although i've never talked to her (she doesn't even know my name), i get a nervous when i see her in the hall or we make eye contact. i feel like she knows im not fully straight.

in a dream i had recently, i was on vacation and went to a party, where this hot(?) girl was jokingly flirting with me and could tell i was nervous. we exchanged numbers and later that night, she texted me to come to her hotel room. i went there out of curiosity and she was in her undies. even tho i felt nervous and wasn’t ready to do anything , I was scared, she started forcefully making out with me and it was hot. i remember it felt really good yet sinful. another dream i was on a date with this pretty red hair girl who's in my math class, and we were holding hands in a hotel. when we got to our room, we started making out on the bed and it felt really good i remember. i woke up before it got any farther but honestly it felt good i didnt want it to end.

ive never felt anything as deep for any guy i know, although i do find some guys physically attractive (tall, dark, muscular, strong facial features, jawline, beard, nice clothes, hair), mostly celebs. i do not find penises attractive. they are ugly, i dont think i want any near me.

sorry for the long ass wall of text, but do i sound gay? or at least attracted to girls. questioning is giving me so much anxiety about "am i gay/bi or not" :(

>>7356402
>>7356407

hahah, what are you, gay or something?

>>7356261
ah okay, wakarimasu
i'm glad you were there to correct me, desu wa

>>7355143
whats your career?
i have a weird desire to be a stay-at home mom or homemaker for a while, even though my desired career is the exact opposite of that, and having kids is far off for me, like i said.

The woman I'm currently seeing makes a good salary though, so if anyone were to get the lion's share of mothering duties between us, it would definitely be me though.

in any case, it sounds like you two have everything worked out nicely and have a good partnership.
>Well, in truth everything in relationships is about pulling your part even without kids.
well yeah, thats obvious, but even with it being obvious it seems like most people nowadays dont "get it" or are unaware.

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>>7356402
>>7356407
underage pls leave

>>7355062
>It's okay bby. We can take our time.
<3<3
Where are we going for our first date~~? we should seriously trade skypes or something though.

>>7356438
Get a Japanese IME. It's faster and more accurate than communicating through romanji.

>>7355755
???
anon......

>>7355755
>>7355773
>>7355780
hey dumb laides........... any of you wanna come over to my house for a drink?

>>7356089
Go to your thread. Get out of the pure one.

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>>7355792
Can play Overwatch and/or LoL, but I'm a huge casual and only like to play comfy games without raging (actually both games are horrible and I want to kms, but also tfw I have fun playing with people)

>>7356523
Go to your normie sites, get out of this degenerate one.

>>7356533
Tbch 4chan has been infested with normies in recent years. A lot of lesgen even browses reddit. And Cambodian cartoons are a popular 12 yo past time.

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>>7355755
One time I brewed some coffee, and I sat down to drink it, but I left it on the counter, so I get up to pick up the coffee, but I drink it on my way to the couch, so when I get to the couch im like wtf, where's my coffee?. So I thought I hadn't brewed any, so I brew some more.

20 minutes later I realized I had already drank it.

>>7356573
I have no reason to accept change when it's change for the worse. Get off my lawn.

>>7355755

>went to the club on Saturday with my qtpa2t gf
>dead as fuck, but a little tipsy so danced my ass off on the stage where drag queens usually perform
>want to make out with my gf behind the curtain, but completely forget that there is a huge step leading up to the door
>drag her down with me and take a huge tumble off the stage in front of everyone at the club
>still covered in bruises and hurting like hell today
>next day have to look at my shitty dancing through random snaps my gf sent me

was totally worth it though

>>7356601
Fuck you you're everything that will destroy my beloved lesbian utopia.

>>7356611
Sounds pretty gr8

>be in gym class running laps
>see two girls barely walking the course, jog ahead of them
>they somehow are ahead of me again so I pass them
>become agitated a third time until I realize that we're running laps

>>7356577
You people can't be real.

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I "dated" kinda my English teacher in high school. We were together for about 7 total between my 11 and 12th grade year.

Shit hit the fan when someone smoking in the parking lot noticed my hoodie and a change of shoes in the backseat of her car.

Nothing serious happened to her but the rumor became so prevalent that administration people spoke to both of us.

The past couple months have been so massively shitty I just want to move back and secretly live with her. She is currently dating some foxy older doctor woman though and I doubt she'd still want to slum it up with me.

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For those of you in your 20's, would you find it weird to date 18 year olds? I'm not asking for a hookup, it's just that I have a thing for girls older than me. If she's younger than me I lose interest sorta quick, shallow, I know, but that's just what I'm into. I want a qt who can take care of me, teach me things, and I'm rather passive, so having a more dominate, protective older qt is my dream. I'm worried that it'll seem creepy if I'm pursuing a relationship with someone ~5 year older or so, or if people will think she's creepy for pursuing me. I mean, we would both be adults, but I don't know if qts in that age range would consider dating what is technically a teenager the first place..

>>7356577
About a month ago I left for work only to realize I was still in my slippers so I turned around and as I was driving back I remembered I also forgot to close the dog door and left my phone charger.

I closed the dog door, grabbed my phone charger and left for a second time still in my slippers.

I was frustrated to the point of tears.

>>7356670

I'm 25 and I'm currently dating a 19 year old. I was a little grossed out by the idea at first, but at the same time I like that she has a very strong work ethic while also being a bit inexperienced. We see each other as equal and we encourage each other to reach our goals so I kinda like that. I was always the younger girl in the relationship so it's kinda refreshing to be able to provide for someone younger than me, though honestly we usually take turns paying for each other and we also switch it up in bed too. [spoiler]I usually bottom though[/spoiler]

>>7355755
I once came home from school and made some mac and cheese then fell asleep on the couch

then i woke up in my room sitting at my desk, on the phone with someone

>>7356692
I'm 21 and nothing gets me going more than older women no matter how small or how big the age difference. I wonder if if when I finally hit 25 I'll start looking for younger women.

I, for one, am loving this sudden surge in sharing of retard stories.

>>7356660
whats the age difference between you two?
you could try contacting her and see where it goes from there.
>>7356670
i'd feel dating anyone under 21; i'd feel predatory.
I'm 25. if I met someone who was super awesome then I'd go for it sure, but i'd rather be the younger person in the couple anyway; I'm the eldest kid in my family and having to be the caretaker/responsibility person sucks

>>7356712

Believe me, I know how you feel. I used to be that 19-20 year old girl who would get with 26, 27, 28 year old girls consistently. Even the thought of being with a girl a few months younger than me made me feel really disgusting. Even when I started dating my current gf, I thought I was going to jail when I first met her. Once you hit a certain age, I guess it just doesn't matter that much though. Luckily she is emotionally mature and not like I was at her age. I feel like I want to take care of her and she makes me really want to get my shit together.

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>>7355755
I'll exploit your body anon.

>>7356611
*spaghetti intensifies*

>>7356727
this is for you bby.

once I called my mom crying because I thought someone was in my apartment going through my things. she's like oh my god, maybe you should COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND GIVE THEM A HAND and I realized it was her because I could hear her yelling from the living room.

she made me clean.

>>7356783
ano n i am dyin

>>7356758
im >>7356734
i really want to know how to get with women that are like 5,10 years older than me.
>>7356783
lmfao

>>7356734
I think she is 12-15 years older than me.

I forget exactly.

I don't know how to just message her out of no where without it being horrible and weird.

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>>7356712
i'm 19 almost 20 and same,,

nothing hotter than a 25-30 year old woman in office wear desu

>>7356758
Maybe it's the natural age progression of a lesbian? Someone has to date younger. So we all try to date older until we hit a certain mark then we become old enough to take care of some girl's mommy issues.

>>7356836

I didn't have to try very hard desu. I just show up to the club and pretend to be hopelessly innocent and older women just come up to me and buy me drinks. I guess it helps that I have womanlet Asian genes so everyone thinks I'm 16 trying to sneak into the club. Hooking up is much easier than trying to date, for me at least. Most girls that were a lot older than me, like 5 years or older, that I tried dating weren't really mature for their age and we didn't really last long. I'm sure other femanons have had better experiences than me, but that's mostly what I've experienced. I guess I'm feeling a bit self conscious about dating so much younger because all those older women treated me like garbage and I don't want to end up being the one that fucks her up like that.

>>7356758
The thing you said about how even the thought of dating a girl a few months younger than you made you feel disgusted hits the mark with me, that is exactly how I feel right now. It's good to know that at a certain age it isn't so important anymore, that makes me feel better since when I'm in my mid to late 20's I wont be able to date what I consider to be older girls, since I'll be one.

Where did you find the older qts at that time? I've tried using tinder, recently but the four girls I've right swiped so far have never swiped me back.. Not sure if it's my pictures, or that they aren't searching for girls a few years younger than them. (probably the former)

>>7356885

Besides the club, I used to go online and meet girls but I was really shy so mostly It didn't amount to anything unless I met them in person.

Honestly though, I think the whole thing about being apprehensive towards younger girls at the time was that I felt very self conscious about not being able to provide equally, since I was mostly going to school and didn't have any work. I think what changed for me is that I was able to find work and a steady income so I feel like my options opened up a lot after that. I still have a lot of growing to do but I'm happy with where my life is going right now and I don't mind that my current gf is a lot younger than me.

Don't get me wrong though, I'm still dreaming of some one day meeting some hot milf housewife and stealing her away from her husband and living off his money.

>>7356938
>I felt very self conscious about not being able to provide equally, since I was mostly going to school and didn't have any work
yeah this so much exactly. in fact, its what scares me off from dating entirely; i feel like i have nothing to offer.
>>7356869
>womanlet
rip
i'm a fucking giant with a baby face. I wouldn't mind trying hooking up though, i've never done anything like that before though, it seems so....not scary, but i guess i'd be worried about something going wrong or being bad at sex.

The older women treated you bad? thats a fucking bummer. I'd think older partners would be less shitty than someone also in their twenties.
>>7356840
just message her and say hi. its not like you have anything to lose, and its not going to be that weird, you're a former lover. Just say she was on your mind and you wanted to see how shes been

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>>7354440
The worst thing is when you start shipping two characters together from a franchise that has a decent amount of pairings only to find out there's a whole 0 other fans and artists for that pairing.

>>7356712
>I wonder if if when I finally hit 25 I'll start looking for younger women.
Probably not.

t.25-year-old

>>7356783
Lol'd.

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Fellow cis lesbos, I am having a dry spell and I want to end it by Christmas!! Give me ideas on how to pick up a lesbian at the club/bar and take her home with me (but in my city they'll most likely be some gender nonconforming "queer")

>>7357194
what city are you in?
why not just hop on tindr and say you're looking for a hook up?

A city with a large queer population. I'm trying to go without tinder.

I just need some good pick up lines. Or just same way to court bitch without coming on so desperate.

>>7357194
With that attitude, do them a favor and don't.

>>7355755
I once ate an entire supreme pizza

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>>7354654
im that anon that always posts her arms sorry everyone

>>7354435
Absolutely not, people get doxxed ruthlessly there. You can even track the IPs of people who visit your page and ask questions.

>Cute as a button girl said I was really cute

That was sweet and a real confidence booster to hear a day before I have my first date in four years

>>7358216
good luck anon, same thing happened to me recently and i've been over the moon. you got this.

>>7356498
Bill Cosby pls

>>7356692
Holy shit; do you fucking work with me?
The people I work with are 18 and 25

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>everyone in lesgen is apparently a mix of pure, qt or retarded
Excellent

>>7358390
I want to that back after just having stabbed myself in the eye with my hairbrush after showering.

>>7356977
>feel like i have nothing to offer

I know this feel.

>>7356670

When I was 24 I was dating an 18 year old.
It ended horrifically but that was more to do with her turning into an asshole, rather than any kind of age problem.

It felt like a big deal at first, because I felt vaguely predatory or something I suppose, but we worked that out eventually.

No one else really thought much of it.

>>7358390

>tfw you managed to get pure and retarded
I was so close.

What happened to the anon who found evidence her mom was a lesbo on facebook?

>>7358544
I believe in you, qt Anon.

>>7358642
I think her mom wrote to a friend of hers something along the lines of "THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN", but I don't know what happened after.

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>Coworker has a Wii U and a Raspberry Pi in our office
>Boss happens to stop by our office and watches my coworker playing Donkey Kong
>Notices me on discord and scolds me

>>7358642
>>7358643
Her Mom wrote to the colleague she was fucking that "Anon was asking questions" and probably knows something. They later exchanged more lewd pics and Anon's Mom was supposed to come over during the weekend, despite telling Anon she'd be going shopping.
She hasn't reported back since then.

>>7358770
I'm pretty interested to hear about what happened after that.

Also, reporting in late as another retarded anon. Tried to make rice on the stove for the first time (always had a rice cooker before this) basically made rice pudding because I took the lid off early and fucked it.

>>7358988
Are you southeast asian by any chance?

>>7359039
I am white af (ausfag), unfortunately. Did live in Thailand for a couple years from about 2-4, but I don't remember much.

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Do you shave your armpits?

>>7359086
Yeah. I honestly dislike most body hair (on myself), except a little fluff above my clit. Anything else has to go.

>>7359086
Yeah, mostly cause of stank than anything else. Also I just prefer mine smooth. Give no shits about a partner tho, do whatchu want

So I'm both drunk and bored. If anyone wants to chat, my doscord it shitatnames#3655

lezzies are smelly and icky
id on't like them

>>7359221
Well.. I mean, it'd be hypocritical of me to hate on you, I feel the same about dudes. You do you.

>>7359086

Yeah, just dont really like it being there.

>>7358643
>>7358770
>>7358988

I am here, nothing else noteworthy happened, she still thinks I know nothing. Been avoiding talking about it cause Ive been feeling really sexual towards her which is freaky

>>7359318
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
When did you start to feel that way about her?

>>7359338
Hardly unexpectedly anon, she fuckin masturbated to her mum during the saga

>>7359338

Like the first Day after finding it when everyone said I should totally diddle to her video, terrible idea btw

Im home 24/7, only woman I see is her, now if I see her getting out of the shower or in underwear I get grossly turned on, Ive even dreamt she was kissing the back of my neck on the couch

>>7359344
Wait, what?!
Okay, I guess I missed out reading up about that part

>>7359086
No. It's better for my skin, especially now that it's getting cold and I'm wearing tight baselayers.
Also I like the way it looks and how much it triggers people.

>>7359086
Feels disgusting if I don't. Luckily I barely get any hair on my legs, so I can be lazy there.

>>7359429
What makes it feel disgusting? Did you start shaving as it came in as a teenager?

>>7359464
Being hairy just feels nasty to me anon. I don't like feeling like a gorilla.

>>7359493
You've seen some naked ass gorillas then

>>7359350

Nah, the person who made screencaps left half of it out due to either not paying quite due attention, or deliberate censorship.

>>7359349
you do realize that suppressing these kinds of feelings is only going to turn out bad for you right?
i'm not saying you should fuck your mom, but you do need to talk to her about that or at least about why she hides things from you that she doesn't have to, because of course, you understand

just keep in mind that in most places incest is illegal
if you're in the states, laws vary
(p.s. new jersey doesn't care as long as you're both consenting adults)

>>7359537
Alright, ya got me. Thats why I live here.

This is the second time in a row that I woke up and remembered that I was dreaming about some random woman but nothing else. This time the only thing I could remember that she ran her fingers up my spine and I swear the most pleasurable warmth followed her touch.

Shit's frustrating yo.

>>7359617
I often have sex dreams that I only half-remember and I wake up frustrated and feeling vaguely like I've lost something. And horny.

Any ladies from Michigan here?

>>7358761
Gay discord?

>>7357701
'Did you fall from heaven? Because i want to eat you out.'

>>7356854
>tfw you date a 28 year old
>tfw she's a tiny asian and looks 18

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>>7359720

That sounds perfectly normal.
Or maybe you have sleep apnea.

>>7360084
I know it's probably pretty common, still sucks since I'm not having any sex.

how do lezzies have sex

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>>7360301
They hold hands.

>>7360301
Like this >>7356660

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>>7356660
Why couldn't i have this

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>>7360301
It's a secret

Is it cute to keep a pack of your gfs favourite smokes so she sticks around longer?

>>7360301
Ill show you if youre a girl

>>7360480
No cigarettes are groce

>>7360480
>encouraging cancer in people you love
That's the opposite of cute

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>>7360480

>>7360480
As a smoker. As long as you don't hurt the cigarettes. Yeah. It is really cute.

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>>7360480
>>7360522

>>7360523
No it's not.
Smoking cigs is fucking stupid.

>>7360522
>>7360528
I wonder if Nishi Uko is as stylish as her characters.

>>7360541
So?
It's still cute to a smoker.

>>7360581
You shouldn't want to be cute for absolute morons.

>>7358077
That rarely happens though. Like, you have to REALLY piss off the high school ultra-leftists before they even think of doxxing you, like that one girl did when she made all those "anti-SJW" comics.

>>7360582
I could say the same about you.
We all have our vices dear

>>7360597
Except my vice doesn't smell like shit and cause cancer.

>>7360555
Maybe more stylish than average, but she doesn't show up at events looking like she walked out of a fashion magazine.

>>7360597

That may be true, but at least most people's vices dont stink everything out for the people around them who dont share the vice.

Nor do most cause cancer.

>>7360597
I don't have any vices.

>>7360620
>she said, addicted to 4chan and pussy

>>7360632
Neither of those things are a vice though, being addicted to pussy is a virtue at this point.

Vice does equal addiction.

Would you ever consider dating a cute non-passing FtM?
Would you ever consider dating a cute passing MtF?

Why or why not for each of these groups?

>>7360640
I meant doesn't.

Typos aren't a vice either.

>>7360640
Aren't addictions usually vices though?
I concede the point about pussy though.

>>7360643
No to either. I want real, sane women, and neither men who believe themselves to be women nor the other way around fall into that category.

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>>7360643
No to both.

Transsexuals are a blight upon this land and it's people.

>>7360597
Cigs only feel good to people who are already addicted. At least beer causes a signifigant perception change.
The risk/reward for cigs is just a losing equation. Youre a sucker.

>>7360643
Yeah, some FTM are cute as fuck and Id wanna try yo save them from a grave mistake.

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>>7354058
plz be my unnie gf

>>7360658
Well, usually yes but addiction is a powerful term.

Most people who say they are addicted to something like say 4chan really aren't hurting themselves.

Basically think of behaviors or habits that either hurt you in some way or hurt others in some way.

Gambling, smoking, cheating or even like poor hygiene.

>>7360643
Honestly my first love was a non-passing FtM. I now have a huge soft spot for tomboys.

>>7360712
So if I, say, do drugs or go drinking once a week but it doesn't hurt me or anyone around me, am I addicted?

>>7360721
Not an addict no.

>>7360741
Huh. I figured most people would see that differently. About drugs, I mean, I know drinking is pretty much acceptable to anyone.

>>7360643
ftm yes mtf no unless post-op, nothing against them i just don't like peenus

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>>7352453
Hi Ladies, first time poster here long time les but too awkward to ever get gf...I need some advice.

>have friend for many years who is pretty gay
>no sexual tension no problem
>one time we go to the gym together and I teach her Pilates (I am an instructor)
>we go into sauna and hang out for half hour, tits out
>we get to shower, only one available she says "you can shower with me anon" and I do
>back at her place she invites me to hang out in bed with her but she has no other furniture so I can't tell if she's playing or not
>fast forward a few years; we haven't seen each other or talked in a while
>she texts me and we wind up talking for days; she says stuff like "I can't talk to anyone about this stuff except for you"
>texts me about how she is flirting with a girl on OKC and is being awkward
>I tell her she is great gf material and shouldn't worry about it we talk about the type of girls we like and both lament about being to weird to get dates lol
>she's staying at my place next week

I want to date her like a serious relationship but.....she is a very honest person and she is also somewhat non-committal and we have been friends for so long now....

What do adv? How to get the pussy?
We are both pretty femme, she is way taller and a bit gayer than I am but I feel she is out of my league. I am unexperiences halp :(

Tldr >how to romance old friend or how to tell if she likes me

>>7360760
There is a fair argument that most hard drugs do harm you a bit whenever you take them.

I might consider it a vice, even drinking but certainly not an addiction.

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my crush hasn't texted me all day and i gotta go to my shitty job someone gay pray for me or something

>>7360767
be honest, how out of your league is she? could she ever be attracted sexually to you?

>>7360789
Yeah she could, I am 5'1" petite fit bod long red hair blue eyes I am not a total uggo...she is more womanly like I look like a 12 year old but she is better developed...Long brown hair, blue eyes. She could be attracted to me but it is impossible to tell because she is so secretive about herself

>>7360767
Do you want to just sleep with her, or actually have a relationship?

>>7360772
Yeah I understand that. I've just been doing a bit of stuff on the weekends and to help with my migraines but I'm feeling like a bit of a druggie.

>>7360796
I mean ideally a relationship, but if she wants to just bang sometimes I am a ok with that

>>7360608
Actually drinking soda or white wine gives you cancer.
As does to much of anything.
I don't agree with smoking nor do i advocate for it. Its just something stupid that i did to myself.

>>7360620
Jesus is that you?

>>7360689
Yup. Only reason i do it. My body goes threw nasty withdraws if i just stop. An even so ever sense the election i find myself to be smoking a lot more.

>>7360817
>Actually drinking soda or white wine gives you cancer.
>As does to much of anything.
Every fucking smoker regurgitates this shitty argument. I drink soda maybe once a month. Wine perhaps less often. And even then it's a shitty analogy, because it doesn't cause cancer as effectively as smoking does. But god forbid you tell someone to stop killing themselves on death-sticks, they'll talking your ear off about how "hurr the sun causes cancer hurr".

>>7360837
Or that it physically hurts me to stop.

>>7360767
What do I do I don't want to ruin our friendship if she isn't into me, but I would be an idiot not to try

>>7360840
Well it also physically hurts heroin addicts to stop. That's not really an argument for heroin use though.

>>7360605
Is she qt? Are there pics?

>>7360840
What will it take to make you stop posting. You being such a stupid loser physically hurts me.

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Maybe this is not the best place to ask this, but you seem to be the most normie general on the board,,

i'm going to community college in late january and have no friends or acquaintances and maybe 4 family members, haven't been in school in around 2-3 years and have no job (19 turning 20 in a few weeks btw)

but i want to seem normie and make a facebook
is there any way to do that without the fb seeming fake from lack of activity or making me look even more friendless and autistic?

>>7361067
Join groups on FB about shit you like? Put it on your phone and post photos you take... 4 + nonselfie to every duck face.

>>7361067
Instagram and snap chat are more popular for uni students from what I've seen. Maybe get one of those as well or even instead maybe? I'm in the same boat as you anon. I'm a complete sperg, going to college in and few months, and am going to pretend to be a normie too. I wish us both luck!

>>7360880
Dunno and dunno. I don't even know who is who when I visit UKOZ, to be honest.

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I don't know why but she is cute. CUTE!

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>>7361097
>Join groups on FB about shit you like?
good idea senpai thanku

>>7361109
gl anonette
i have a snapchat that i never use, and im making a tumblr since its easy to frequent without having to post about my no life lel

>>7361146
I'm usually not into 'porn' if it can be called that but that looks seriously good. Hng.

>>7361067
Won't you need at least 100+ friends to pass as a normie?

>>7361146
Good luck to you too <3. Woah I also made a tumblr for that reason, but mainly to pick up chick's who will be going to my uni that might frequent the site too. All I do is reblog vaperwave and cats because I'm to afraid to post my face or things about my life haha

I think my house is haunted.

Last night I woke up kinda suddenly and I was thinking to myself I had heard something and set up check if my phone had received a text or something and I very distinctly heard someone yell "mom" from the other side of the house.

I got up and went out into the hallway to see if I could hear anything else and my dog was standing at the edge of the living room looking into the kitchen.

Also once I was up at like 2am playing a game and I heard what sounded like the hallway closet door clicking shut and a couple footsteps going down the hall.

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>tfw you live in a constant state of irritated panic
>tfw you act tough to keep people at arm's length but when faced with a qt girl you turn into the hot mess express

Maybe I should just stick to anime

>>7361257
I've heard people get this kind of thing if they're sleep deprived or shortly after waking up.
But who knows, maybe a cute girl ghost who was murdered 1750 by her husband because she was lesbo.
And she watches you sleep and whenever you wake up wet, that's her feeling you up in your sleep. Wooo.

>>7361257
I was thinking sleep paralysis but you seem able to move, so go with >>7361272

>tfw you inherited sleep paralysis from your mom

>>7361261
iktf
>>7361117
>>7360880
i searched the name on the japanese google and only got anime/manga pictures, no real people
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E8%A5%BFUKO&biw=977&bih=644&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi1juK63uDQAhVNHGMKHVy0BvYQ_AUIBygC

>>7361272
>tfw no qt Virginia Woolf ghost to rub me off while I sleep

>>7360480
smoking is gross, but i also think its really sexy.
I think it's hot when my girlfriend smokes, but it also makes her mouth and lips taste yucky, so i'm very torn.

i want her to quit because it's unhealthy, but like i said, i think smoking looks sexy as fuck

>>7360790
>5'1" petite fit bod long red hair blue eyes
post pic, you sound really cute
>>7360782
i will ask the lesbian gods to give you goodwill in love

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>>7355427
>doesn't want quality
whats wrong with you?
it'd be cool to get a stick and poke just to see what it feels like, but i dont want random tattoos that look like shit.
maybe something that could pass as a birthmark or something

>queer up
lol

stuff like this looks cool to me, but i really dont want something big like that permanently.

>>7361434
>>7361117
>>7360880
Found her Twitter and Blogspot:
@nwxp
nwxpukoz dot blogspot dot co dot uk/
Have fun

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She's a qt, but also kinda white trash..should I right swipe her? Tomboys are my thing, but I don't know if we'd get along irl

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>>7361434
You want to watch Jojo and suffer together?

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>>7361513
i swipe right if someone is kind of attractive or interesting, because that leaves you more options, and you never know whos going to reply.
thus i have 500 matches, but whatever
>>7361514
it was me anon....im the girl you couldn't talk to
i coulnd't talk to you either ;--;

>>7361513
Looks like a slightly mongloid version of Justin Bieber.
But it's your call

>>7360960
You can kill yourself.
Promise to stop then.

>>7361524
500 matches? Damn! That's awesome! I've gotten none so far, but at the same time I've only liked 4 girls in the week I've had the app. It's because I'm shy about talking to people, but I know that's no excuse, so I'm trying to break out of my timidness so I can finally get a qt gf

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I'm here for my free gf please.

>>7361434
>>7361484
I've met Nishi a bunch of times, I just a.) don't who is who between Nishi and Houjou, and b.) haven't the foggiest recollection of what either looked like because I'm shit at remembering faces.

I kinda want to give tinder a shot, but also I have no photos of myself, and I hate taking them. I'm not qt.

>>7361602
I'm no qt either, but what I did for my tinder main picture was upload one of me giving my cat a nose kiss, so it kind of splits the focus between me and my cat, and I had my head turned to my 'good' side. I had to take a ton of pics just to get one where my cat and I were in frame together.

I had a hard time with the other pictures on my profile because I'm not photogenic, so I just took a lot of me outdoors (my backyard mainly) that way the girls who see my profile will think that I do something other than vidya all day

>>7361513
I'm a sucker for tomboys, disgusting neck tattoo though.

>>7361513
Wew, looks insufferable.

>>7361621
Those are good ideas. I'll give it a go, see if I can get some semi-decent pictures of myself.

>>7359797
Are you the QT from discord that I wanna date?

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>>7360721
Just stop saying 'addicted' and start saying 'chemically dependent'; not all drugs are created equal.

>>7360782
New fit pics, please

>>7360833
Right, so it's fucking stupid.
Stop.

>>7361437
>vigrgina woolf
>not this qt3.14

>>7361464
Like I said, I have five other tattoos and they're all done professionally.
For that phrase, I just didn't want the look of nicely done, script letters.

>>7361513
Looks terrible, but remember all that swagfag retard shit goes away when they're naked.

>>7361261
>>tfw you act tough to keep people at arm's length but when faced with a qt girl you turn into the hot mess express
this is so true I'm actually smiling. This shit even happens with straight girls who are in relationships. Why must they be so cute.

>>7361524
Why is JD's brother wheelchair-bound now? Did he break his legs while looking for a job?

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>>7361591
Fight me

>>7361912
Hey, I remember you from a thread in August/September. I love your black flag tat, qt

>>7361927
You're the only one.

>>7359797
reporting in.