/mtfg/ - trans girl general

if its summer break why am I wearing 2 jackets right now and wishing I had long underwear

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>>7340838
Already there bb.

>>7340841
Because you're not Aussie.

beanboy has tried to drunkenly call me 40 times in the past 30 minutes

"Whatever I didnt want 2 talk anyway"

>>7340849
lol, how did he even get your number? is he a stalker or smthn?

>>7340849
>40 times in the past 30 minutes
That's some dedication

>>7340849
did you finally snap and give into the chasers?

>tfw you go on a mall massage chair and your boobies are bouncing everywhere and then it start showing poking your butt with something that vibrates

>>7340853
Discord voice call lol, the day a chaser gets my number is the day it's changed

>>7340849
if he's willing to drive from LA to CLE, maybe you should marry him

>>7340858
interesting...

>>7340858
showoff, i wish i had titties!

>>7340861
ooh yikes, cant U block him or something?

>>7340858
did you make noises

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>>7340866
perv

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the weak must fear the strong

>>7340871
retard

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>>7340871
me on the right, suffering

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>be pretty qt
>glaring body flaws keep my self confidence at a 0 at all times
Yo kill me senpai.

>>7340858
>horny crossdressing daddy with a balding fivehead pleasures himself in public.mp4

>>7340871
this is why filter image.jpg

>>7340843
gross

so he really does suck kayla's cock

what a kekboi

>>7340879
if you know you're a qt then you know you have confidence, dont put yourself down too much, appreciate what you have

looking for work is suffering. i hate having to pretend to be a guy just to try and get hired. i dont think im very convincing at all : [

>>7340873
Will you shut up

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who is this semen demon

>>7340887
desu ive seen your pics and i dont think you guymode very well =( it's a good and bad thing in your situation, there should at least be some places that are open to employing a trans

>>7340854
it is, it would be a little endearing except that it's not

>>7340856
idk not yet, I'm gonna need more dick pics spammed at me for that

>>7340862
Apparently Sacramento is approaching his limit, so I don't think there's any hope for us

>>7340865
He blocked me!

actually I take it back he just sent a friend request

>>7340890
His name is Harold. He posts in gaygen.

>>7340862
oops forgot the screenshot that makes that make any sense, but it doesn't really matter

>>7340893
lol dafuq? desu he seems like the epitome of a chaser, just block him

>>7340889
retard

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>>7340885
I think I can be qt at times. Other times I do tell myself to stop being so hard on myself.
The other 90% of the time is spent on realistic depression and self hate though.

>>7340892
is ever thought nor having a boymode would be a problem. i tried dressing in all baggy guy clothes and using a deeper voice than normal and I still ether get ma'amd or they very obviously don't use pronouns. ugh normally that's not a problem bc I never have a reason to dress like a guy but deep south doesn't hire trannies :[

>>7340899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8aCMun5zZU

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>>7340879
this

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>>7340898
yep, lmao

how do you stop being a shut in?
I don't want to go out and meet people, there's nothing enjoyable about that

>>7340900
sounds like 90% of the people here, inc. me


>>7340903
hey just go with 'im me, whatever' and at least a couple of employers wont mind, the ones that do are probably the type you dont want to work for


>>7340907
christ, dont message him, just ignore or block

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Tfw almost Neptuned but not Neptuned today :(

>>7340913
what

>manage to get a few hours of sleep before I have to go out this morning
>face is still all gross, recovering from coldsores but I still look like a herpes-ridden prostitute
>decide to get a coffee on my way to the train station
>barista is cute as fuck, tall, dark hair and the greenest eyes I've ever seen with perfect 5 o'clock shadow
>asks for my name so he can call out when coffee's ready
>I respond but my voice cracks, goes comically high and then deeper than the abyss
>start sweating intensely
>after a couple of painful minutes of me standing in the corner he calls out my name
>get the coffee but forget to pay so he yells out "are you going to pay for that?"
>I go pay
>go to my appointment
>come home
>die
I haven't dropped spaghetti like that since I was 17
>>7340843
I'm going to actually vomit
Who says that
>>7340908
Nothing wrong with being introverted. Getting a job helps to get you out of the house but friends are pretty hard to make when you're naturally reclusive.

>>7340908
Walk into the woods
>>7340916
I miss her :(

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Good evening ladies! TGIF!
What is everyone up to?
>first time eating froyo in over a year

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>>7340916
this

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oh shit
whats up
its me
ISLA OWO
>>7340921
omg hi ash im at home
now
i might go down to la w/ a friend soon
would u wanna go and do stuff all 3 of us???
or nah

If I don't hate my cock can I still be trans?

>>7340926
yeah

>>7340920
>>7340922
i do not understand

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>>7340921
It's my sunday evening. what kind of froyo is that?
>>7340922
what is it
>>7340926
sure

>>7340926
yes i love my pee pee so much its so big i like to fuck the vaginas with it >_<

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>>7340925
So now you know

>>7340926
totally

>>7340908
you don't

you're pretty much stuck this way after a while - it's like trying to turn toast back into bread

>>7340925
Yes of course! I never get out to LA anymore from my OC bubble Dx
<3
>>7340929
Vanilla and Heath bar topping!

>>7340928
>>7340929
this is why i shouldnt internet when drunk desu

>>7340934
LMAO
WHERE MY GF
WANNA OWO

>>7340921
Hey aren't you that tripfag that's supposed to pass?

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>>7340932
<->
>>7340937
heath is yum
>>7340938
did you see a space cock

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>>7340925
I'm going to make Columbine look like a fucking joke.

>>7340934
i thought OwO was a cutie smiley face?
so ive been using naughties this whole time?

>>7340943
people see what they want to see i guess

>>7340944
remeber to take are of that K/D ratio

>>7340944
reported to the FBI

>>7340921
>>7340941
Those feet sure don't
#ManToes

>>7340941
Idk I thought was that girl Edie?
>>7340943
Yes! I love toffee! Especially almond~

>>7340926
the replies to this make me feel better =3

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>>7340949
I gotta get higher than 15/2.

>>7340951
Haha good luck with that, I'm going to delete my history.

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>>7340953
edie

>>7340921
Normie cis girls get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7340955
8/1 seems reasonable, not high score but relatively doable

and remember, bass improve accuracy

>>7340955
>I gotta get higher than 15/2.
13/2, you dumb roo-chaser

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>>7340952
Yeah I got my mom's skinny high arched feet :c

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>>7340937
we could have fun yayaya!!!
go for ramen and boba tea mayba??
>>7340941
she passes so well
and has such a nice body im rlly jealouos uwu
>>7340944
>ifunny watermark
i dont have that one but this meme
>_<
>>7340943
PEE PEE

>>7340960
7/1 that seems pretty easy against un-armed civies =3

idk if people dont like me or if they are just busy and don't see my messages

i don't really like myself i think i am pretty uninteresting and stupid but this still makes me feel bad

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>>7340959
But I want it to look like a fucking joke so I need to get a kill count similar to the Beslan School Siege.

>>7340960
Whoops.

>>7340963
What's with these V-Sauce maymays?

>>7340962
thanks for the jerk off material. i love feet

Whats brands to I buye and what dosages do I take for self medding? sorry im new

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>>7340968

>>7340967
dunno about that, but as long as you get less than 12 these days then you wont be taken seriously, encouraging others to try to one up you

>>7340957
I'm still pretty new here so idk everyone or anything that well ._.
>>7340958
She's the cis one though!
>>7340963
Boooooba! I love it! Girls day out!
>>7340968
But my feet are gross, they're like runners feet Dx

>>7340963
But what about.

Her face?

>>7340965
In the circlejerking, drama-filled ocean of trips that is /mtfg/, it's rare that anyone other than the super regular trips will get many reaponses. Don't feel bad anon. I don't think you're stupid. I love you.

>>7340964
pretty easy for a normal person maybe, not an incompetent like emily

her kangaroos might be loose in the top paddock, but i don't get a murderous vibe from her

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>>7340974
>dunno about that
Basically it was a school taken hostage by Muslims in Russia so the Russian Special Forces breached the building with tanks and incendiary rockets.

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>>7340976
apparently edie shoops all his photos

>>7340968
Hey, I'm not the only chaser around here who's into feet it seems

>>7340983
her*
xd

>>7340979
i kinda meant places other than here
here i can be anon and say whatever i want and no one will know who i am so i kinda like it
thank you 4 the love

>>7340981
lol, i love russia, they always handle things so carefully

>>7340980
i dunno, i kind of get that 'knife duct taped to her thigh' kind of vibe from her, the kind of natural talent thing

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tfw almost neptuned juniper but you have a life to take care of :c

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>>7340991
>natural talent
>emily

>>7340992
what does this mean

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>>7340992
ayyyy

>>7340999
It means I almost snugged her all night but instead I'm still at home because I have other things I need to do
:C

>>7340996
i sense potential, guess the knife you cant see is the one you'll never see ;)

>laundry list of medical issues that culminated whilst I was killing myself with drugs
I know it's my fault, and I don't feel like I deserve to get help.

>>7341000
Is this a new meme about me? I've always wanted a neptune meme

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>>7340991
Greatest blunder in the Russian Federation's history.

>>7340980
Hey I'm not THAT incompetent.

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oh god
I instantly regret putting myself out there on a dating site
I am way too insecure and now people are going to be judging me

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Gf bought me robin amiibo because it's me and I'm robin

>>7341026
has anybody messaged you so far? did you take our advice and make your profile sound a bit less...needy?

>>7341026
you gon get raped

>start filtering the trips that trigger me
>realize that i've filtered a majority of the thread
I think I might just stop coming here.
It would certainly be easier.

>>7341039
There used to be an anon heavy transgirl alternative thread, but doesn't look to be around anymore

>>7341026
it was a bad idea to begin with, probably should delete it

also this>>7341034

today I was answering phones at work. I got Mam'ed by one lady right after answering. Did my best to keep up my mam voice throughout the call.

When she called back, she told me about the "nice young lady" who helped her earlier and to tell her that she'd be coming in tomorrow for the item "she" put on hold.

he's a tiger in the rain
it's the thunder and lightning he can't explain
tiger in the rain
who's frightened

sup, question time: How did you guys know (that you're trans)? Cause I'm not sure and haven't been for the last 10 years. And desu I feel a bit alone in that.

>>7341043
It's not the existence of trips themselves, but the people who post using them.
If most of the current tripfags were to die in an unfortunate estrogen manufacturing defect, I'd have little problem being here.

>>7341018
>Hey I'm not THAT incompetent.
emily, let's face the facts here: you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel

>>7341034
>tell dad I'm going to be visiting a friend in Canada
>he warns me about rape scenarios
I'm not even out to him. He must know on some level. He'd never worry about my brother getting raped.

>>7341053
mfw want my gt(male) sucked by a cute girl

>>7340992
What? Do you want to private chat.

>>7341009
dont let your mem's be dreams
we can make it so

>>7341018
a competent person an get 4-6 before anyone realises they're missing

>>7341048
it's very common to not be sure

>>7341039
at least there'll always be uggos like me

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>>7341053
And what's your proofs for this?

>>7341054
I'm Canadian, please tell me about these rape scenarios. I need to know for reasons.

>>7341056
how is it a gt if you're a guy lol

>just finished watching 'ashes to ashes'
so let me get this straight
if i get shot in the head, i get to go to the 80s?
sign me up senpai

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>>7341066
it's the one they dont suspect that carries the highest risk

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how is it a gt if you're a guy lol

>>7341066
>does poorly on tests
>can't type english properly
>poor knowledge of german grammar and conjugation
>fails at basic mathematics
i mean, this list could easily get to 500 different points

What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'

>>7341048
Kinda put the peices together when I was like 14ish. When I was little I would always get borderline depressed whenever I was hit or told I shouldn't do X thing because "boys don't do that" so I repressed the fuck out of anything stereotypically femenine and maybe because of that it compounded on my psyche and made my dysphoria way worse than it would've been had I just been allowed to express myself. Came out to my mother at 17 and my dad at 20, a couple of months after I started hrt.

>>7341075
>implying any of that shit is related
I typically do well academically, and I'm borderline retarded.

>>7341065
That makes me feel a bit better, on the other hand how am I ever supposed to figure it out? How do others do it?

>>7341075
I'll have you know I did better on a test than my friend who studied her ass off.

>>7341074
all you do here is bully the nicest trips

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>>7341075
you're obviously an experienced man

>>7341060
I want to go see her again but I have stupid things to take care of this week

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>>7341090
i adore women
there is no greater respecter of women than me, folks, believe me

>>7341082
>I typically do well academically, and I'm borderline retarded.
if that's true, then there really is no hope for her

>>7341073
I'm the weird white kid, everybody suspects me.

>>7341096
Drake you're trolling sucks my man

>>7341094
What stupid things?

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>>7341094
'things' to take care of

>>7341096
Why are you like this

Reminder that the only time Drake had no response to me is when I said this

>If I were bullying you I'd mention something about how bad you are at socializing and connecting to other human beings, dear.

and suddenly he shut up LMAO

>>7341069
i'm pre-transition senpai ;_;

>>7341100
ty daddy

>>7341104
quid is mean to me
he bullies me and takes my lunch money

>>7341099
Suspects that you like to be a girl?

>>7341105
actually, that was dumb, I'm obviously too important to him to filter

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>>7341099
but they dont expect you to do anything ;)

>>7340883
Yo that shit is photoshopped

She literally made me the first time.
The second time she said to make her cum so i figured a mouth would help....

Then her shit started hurting almost instantly and i had to stop


For real real i don't like sucking.. just kissing and frotting

>>7341106
ohh

sorry ;-;

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This boy is nice and hairy
I love bears!!!

>>7341105
OHOHOOOOOOO

so you are the anon

nice quiddu

>building a music library for broadcast
>ingesting everything to ebu standard loudness
>spend literally days transcoding shit
>listen to an album as a test
>there is an obvious level shift at the track change point
>check my shitty batch script
>it's set to do gain on a track-by-track basis rather than file-by-file
>i have to redo everything
fuck
my
life

>>7341114
lol

>>7341091
experienced at bullying, yes

>>7341118
red! you're alright

>>7341081
Huh, I think I started feeling that way around the same age. However I was told "you're just confused" by a therapist and pretty much everyone else, so I kinda gave up on it. And now I'm 26 and still so not sure.

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>>7341122
you sure seem good at Ur job senpai

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>>7341118
this is nice red

after CNT, drakeposter is actually reasonable and honest

>>7340890
I remember her as monster trap, but that was in /b/ times

>>7341118
your falsie is falling off, red eyes.

>>7341103
If it was "that" kind of thing to take care of, wouldn't i just go see her?

>>7341102
Clean my place, sell off some stuff, see friends, do some shopping.

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tell me about quid

why does he take the name off

>>7341119
Nah, think that if you want though.

Truth hurts, doesn't it ^^

Do you have a single friend in real life?

>>7341118
redtree has taste =)

>>7341108
No one suspects that, I think.

>>7341112
True true.

>>7341132
A lot of loyalty for a hired pizza lady.

>>7341125
thanks, i try really hard

still working on my sarcasm detection though, there's room for improvement there

>>7341118
I want to eat tempeh rubens with you

>>7341131
dont let your meme's be dreams
advice to live by, except for 90% of people but they're racist do it's ok

>>7341132
she just said why though

>>7341133
he spends all his time on an image board for transgirls after graduating high school

we all know the answer.

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>>7341142
>she
quid spotted

>>7341124
I just got diagnosed as BDD by my therapist and I cut of all my hair.

yay I'm stupid

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>>7341139
you'll get there senpai <3

>>7341142
>>7341143
trip on quid!

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>>7341138
the one they dont look at is their weakness.
just trust your ability and strive to best yourself =D

>>7341145
get a wig or do pre top surgery ftm mode i guess

>>7341144
if it's obvious who I am, and I'm doing it to evade a filter, then sure I'll post anon

of course, I forgot how important I am to you

>>7341152
real creepy that you go anon to talk to me as well
classic quid

omg can we forget quid vs drake pls
drake is a tolerable cnt

>>7341151
Yeah wig.

>>7340832

Have any of you done SRS without vaginoplasty?

How did it go?

Poor CNT got dragged of to the looney bin after a manic outburst

She’s choking me. She’s really in there, fingers on cartilage,
mashing my trachea and I can’t breathe,
Maria thinks. She
truly can’t breathe, but she can’t bring herself to care. There
was a time in her life when this was new, when she was at
least as hot for being choked as Steph was for choking her,
but now they’ve got an apartment together
—
a cat, good
lighting
—
and Maria can’t even muster a shiver.
She acts like she’s into it. She’s thrashing, hands at
Steph’s wrists, pulling. Not that hard, although Steph is
probably stronger than Maria, so it’s not like Maria could
physically make Steph stop if this were for real. And she is
turned on. She’s pressed up hard on Maria’s leg. Then one
of her hands is off Maria’s throat, at her own crotch, and
Steph is getting herself off.
Obviously, there’s an art to faking it. Anybody can tell
that a parade of porn star squealing and panting is just
acting, but convincing somebody who loves you, who you
definitely at least used to love, that you’re present and
choking and hot for it, you kind of have to make yourself
believe it. So Maria does.
Her attention is on Steph’s fingers at her throat, Steph’s
substantial hips against her own bony ones, Steph’s face.

>>7341156
I don't exactly ask him to shitpost about me unprovoked kek

oh god people messaged me
why did I do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBB5tmnpJN4

good song for trannies i think

>>7341161

Now Steph’s eyes are closed but you can definitely still
fuck this up. You can try to fake it but if you don’t convince
anybody, nobody gets off, and then you spend the afternoon
talking about your relationship. The
end part is great, the
wine and cuddling and stuff, but the hours of insecurity
and tears and feelings leading up to the reconciliation are
totally not worth it.
Steph is coming. She doesn’t really say anything when
she comes, or yell or make noises or anything, but you can
feel her shoulders tense and then untense. They tense up
really hard. The
first time they fucked, Maria was scared
that Steph would pull a shoulder muscle.
Then it’s Maria’s turn. She already knows she’s going to
fake it. Maria’s relationship to her body, it’s a mess, she can
barely get it together to be naked in front of anybody, much
less get off with someone in the room. You’d think it would
be impossible to fake it, with junk like Maria’s got, but you
can. Maria knows some stuff about faking it. One time
somebody told her that when she came in their mouth, they
could tell she’d come because when that pre-come stuff
turned into regular come, it got saltier. But nobody told
Steph, because as soon as she’s been going down on Maria
long enough for an orgasm to be plausible, Maria tenses
up her own shoulders for a second and then releases them.
Stupid, yeah. And immature. Maria has told Steph that
it’s easiest for her to get off from getting head, but the main
reason she told Steph that is that when Steph is giving
Maria head, she can’t tell the embarrassing kinky stories
she thinks Maria likes. Which also actually are kind of
Maria’s fault.

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>>7341157
tranny abuse call the sjwtaskforce

>>7341163
Are they good messages?

>>7341145
>I just got diagnosed as BDD by my therapist and I cut of all my hair.
sass, could you kindly explain the reasoning behind this course of action you undertook

finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.

>>7341162
no one asks cnt to attack either
at least drake is coherent
thats all I'm saying

>>7341163
POST SAMPLES

let us experienced people here at mtfg choose your mate

>>7341161
>>7341165
are you gonna paste the whole book here or something dude

>>7341153
So that's a zero on the friend count then?

>>7341161
it's an art form that requires emotion

having long hair is a royal pain
why would anybody choose this

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>>7341150
Understood.

>>7341166
the vest hides your boobs well if you need to do that i guess

>>7341174
that was the plan. That way we can read together.

>>7341166
>that abysmal trigger discipline
i'm telling grace

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>>7341179
what they dont see will hurt them ;)
when yo have opportunity, you have the advantage

>>7341171
that doesn't really have anything to do with anything tho, drake is def worse than cnt, his posts are just shorter, pretty sure cnts never reposted private nudes and self harm photos of multiple 15 year olds lmao

>>7341182
why not just link to

http://haveyoureadnevada.com/

>>7341180
lol, i dont even have bewbs, but i'd never wear a helmet, they're pointless and it would ruin my golden locks

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This is a nice boy

>>7341197
hes look cute with a pixie cut or something short.

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>>7341189

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>>7341197
>open 'relationships'

>>7341197
no boy is worth heroin, red

>>7341201
Have you ever been in a relationship in real life?

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>>7341200
be prepared for anything, almost everything is waiting for you

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>>7341204

>>7341207
Really? Not even one? That's pretty pathetic.

>>7341204
>getting into a relationship
no thanks, i'm not a cuck

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Mormies should die.
And by normies I mean every single person in this world.

>>7341145
Why would you do that!?

>>7341213
no, mormons should die

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>>7341210
Not as pathetic as this guy.

>>7341207
Have you even lost your virginity?

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>>7341210
>he lets chara get beaten and fucked

I'm sufficiently depressed, I'm going to bed now
night

>>7341178
Long hair isn't a pain if you take care of it

>>7341216
Mormals, mammal normals. All our branch of the animal kingdom is shit.

>>7341197
You're slutty behavior disgusts me...

>>7341221
Haha you wish. Too ashamed to answer the questions, then?

>>7341190
look idk its whatever, I'm not trying to start a big thing
but would you really unironically have cnt posting in here than drake?

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whats mtfg's ccw? In the spring Ill need something small cause this cant hide in girl clothes.

>>7341222
don't you wanna be depressed together?

>>7341217
rawr has had vaginal sex
there's no competition to be have.

>>7341213
you get more and more /r9k/ each day

>>7341230
>tfw no P2000...

>>7341221
holy wow are you ever out of date on mtfg drama dude

>>7341229
no, but he's obviously a shittier person lol

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>>7341231
Males don't have vaginas, they have surgical wounds.

That, and I doubt anyone would want to fuck them in the first place.

>>7341230
Getting an SR1911 soon.

>>7341230
tfw no 44 magnum
im gonna buy one when im an adult
theyre sexy

>>7341229
yes
cnt is trans. a shitlord, but trans.

>>7341233
it's only today I'm sure
I usually tell people to go out and interact with others and other shit that ruins my personal life.

>>7341238
we know it's just you bullying yourself, michelle

>>7341238
what's with her hairline there anyway? afaik, her hairline isn't that bad now

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>>7341242
Okay.

>>7341243
Wigs.

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>>7341230

>>7341234
>P2000...
Im guessing you recommend it? I had an m&p 22lr and liked the feel

>>7341239
Thats a big thing to carry. Also, I love polymer.

>>7341240
no thanks

Reminder drake awkwardly avoids the subject of his virginity and any real life friends at all

Reminder this is a cis male, not a societal outcast

Sad

>>7341229
actually, yeah, I take it back, I'd definitely rather have cnt in here, partly because of what anise pointed out but also cnt is pretty harmless all in all and doesn't bully kids

>>7341238
really? that's all you have? generic anti tranny crap and pics from 2 or more years ago?
if you're gonna use your friday night to do this do something right

>>7341241
just wondering, outside of the blue hair and saying their trans (along with 6000+ other lies), do we have any real reason to think cnt is trans?

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>>7341250
It's Saturday morning here. I went to a bachelor party yesterday.

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>>7341249
>Reminder this is a cis male, not a societal outcast
excuse me, but are you implying that cis males can't be outcasts

>>7341247
Urgos are the bomb diggity for the P2000.
Light, cheap, no safety, ambi...
It's a good choice.

>>7341168
Idiocy? I was in a bad place and this was the last straw and I hated myself and I hated the world and I hated my life and I wanted to feel worse.

This was some 3 weeks ago...

I'm actually in a better place and more positive and I can see the error of my ways.

>>7341230
Antique Panzerfaust to kill them with class, but I bring pepper spray when I don't have the pocket space for that

>>7341253
do we have any reasson to think anyone here is trans?
I can't imagine why anyone would pretend to be trans even to troll trannies.

>>7341255
that's your excuse for the weaksauce?

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>>7341249
youre so angry

>>7341256
Sure they can, but trans girls have a valid excuse and start off as outcasts by default is all, not to mention the handicap of dysphoria

>>7341197
Looking super qt Red~<3

>>7341267
sounds like she's pretty happy

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>>7341266
I'm a bit hungover, sir.

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>>7341246

>>7341253
the name cnt screams false flag to me

>>7341267
Sooo you've never been in a relationship, you have zero friends, and you've never even gotten laid, to summarize

not sure how I can be angry under these circumstances lmao

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What's your excuse for not finding work as an MtF secretary for a local business man?

>>7341274
sexy

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>>7341258
>>7341274

I GOT 5 IN THE CLIP
LOAD IT INTO THE CHARGING ROD, CAHRL
COHWRRL
LOOOHRI

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>>7341271
schizophrenic breakdowns must scream enjoyment to you

>>7341281
*MtM

>>7341268
oh, i see, transgirls have a "valid excuse", but cis males don't

nice to see reverse-transphobia is alive and well in the 21st century

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>>7341266
idk some people post pictures
some people post HRT
cnt is so fucking insane attacking everyone and lying about the reason that it makes me doubt everything is said

attached pic is me defending cnt on a little essay it wrote, alex is the first response all thread
cnt told me I edited out all the responses like a liberal journalist does...pretty bold lie given the thread hadn't even changed yet
there is no reason to give this thing a chance, it really is a whirlwind of lying and hatred

>>7341289
lol you're trolling but you do make a valid point here

trans girls have a valid excuse by default is what I meant

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>>7341290
>cnt told me I edited out all the responses like a liberal journalist does...pretty bold lie given the thread hadn't even changed yet
well, you did hide my post in that image

>>7341289
sorry, dear, but cis males are unattractive, 300lb hunks of fat-flesh with tiny dicks, while trannies are 100 lb goddesses with 8" girlpleasers

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I've been watching chick flicks all day. What the fuck have i done to myself.

>>7341286
i don't really see your breakdown stopping the fun, yeah

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>>7341301
>sorry, dear, but cis males are unattractive, 300lb hunks of fat-flesh with tiny dicks, while trannies are 100 lb goddesses with 8" girlpleasers
micro-penis is a serious medical condition that kills hundreds every year, and i'll be under 300 by april next year at the latest

>>7341300
jeez it was an image that didn't have relevancy to the mere 3 posts and it was large!
I'm sorry you're hurt, I promise I don't somehow magically filter you but not all anons

I hope we can make amends anon
it was purely business

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So yeah, the hormones are on their way. I hope that everything goes okay.

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>>7341302
>tfw feminization has gone too far

>>7341312
Congratulationsss :3

>>7341290
yeah I was there.
I don't really care, this is the tranny general in 4chan and trannies are free to be shitlords if they want. They'll get shit, they'll throw shit around until everything is a nice brown tone.
If you compare that with a cis guy posting pics of a tranny cutting herself, I really prefer the one saying mean things that happens to be in the right place.
I wish they'd both die, obviously next to everyone else, but if I have to chose the shitlord to rule them all I have to go with the tranny.

>>7341303
>no you
lol

>>7341312
well now that sheen left i suppose another one doesnt hurt

>>7341308
I'm proud of you! but when are you starting hrt though?

>>7341313
I would commit mass genocide to pull off that look irl

>36
nooo thank you

>>7341320
sry kayla but real life can never be anime

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>>7341266
Eh no que andabas bebiendo y tristeando?

>>7341320
sounds like youre a great person well deserving of it

>>7341322
thats ageism

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>>7341320
wouldnt we all

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>>7341309
no, it's okay, i know i'm only an anon

>>7341316

I still plan to see a therapist and talk about my gender, but...I mean, short of changing gender markers, I could do pretty much everything myself.

>>7341318

Another what?

>>7341302
Tfw you laugh at dirtbikes now

I just masturbated to a story of a guy and his little sister switching heads.

How agp am I?

>>7341335
sheen was the 500 pound whale who everyone pretended was a beautiful woman before your era

>>7341323
It can be close, i mean my bf literally grabs me and picks me up so dreams can come true

>>7341327
I just want any excuse to commit genocide desu senpai

>Sailor Moon enlisted by Japan to fight STIs
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38060621

>>7341326
pude retirarme a tiempo a mi casa, supongo.
estaba la posibilidad de fumar más adelante pero era quedarme enteramente con normies que no conozco, tratando de meter bocadillo en conversaciones que me daban ganas de pegarme un tiro constantemente pensando que probablmente me veía peor que robin y que era un reougnante en todo nivel. así que tuve una retirada estratégica.
por otro lado no tengo absolutamente nada que me haga sentir bien ahora y que se yo

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>>7341339
this is pretty funny

>>7341318
>pointing out you're a virgin neet with no friends
>schizophrenic breakdown
Ok drake.

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>>7341341
0%
you're fretty fucked tho

>>7341334
anon me too :(

>>7341334
anons are our souls.

>>7341341
65

>>7341332
How far did your feminización go?

>>7341319
i'm not a tranny, so never

and if i ever did, it'd only be for the softer skin

>>7341343
ahaha you are such a retard newfag

>>7341341
Not necessarily at all, I've done the same, self inserted as traps, the whole 9 yards. Doesn't make you agp, just means you have a wide variety of sexual interests.

Now if you want to carry that into the 3d world...

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>>7341343

Nothing on /lgbt/ was before my era. I was mtfg before there was a /lgbt/ Also fuck off you don't own me

Any of you ladies want to do competitive Overwatch sometime?

>>7341339
Actually i literally stopped my car with my bf to check out a dirtbike in front of someone's house and oogle at it

>>7341341
Jesus

>>7341343
Sheen posts like daily lol, and nobody ever did that, what are you on?

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>>7341353
I grew up with y 4 sisters and my mum, both me and my younger brother are intersex, take a guess babe

>>7341347
sounds like more quid anonposting

>>7341363
literally everyone lol

>>7341357
how are you still so grotesque after so long?

>>7341365
>virgin neet with no friends
>sounds like more quid anonposting

>watching "mean girls" rn, its like thats what dollface based her identity on lol

>>7341354
HRT doesn't actually exist. Not in the sense that people believe it exists in, at least. People assume that HRT is a slow injection of hormones which slowly fools your body into transforming itself into something mildly resembling a female, when in reality the truth is far more complicated. What HRT actually is is a "universal remote" for the Human Genome, allowing one to subconsciously rewrite his very DNA, completely transforming him from transgender female to cisexual male. In this, HRT does not even limit itself to male to female transitions. I have seen people use it to transform black to white, from mixed Eurasian to a 25/25/50 mix of Hispanic, Chilean, and Filipino. I have seen one person, particularly deranged, use the power of HRT to transform from human to vegetable.

HRT is not a power to be taken lightly. What is contained in those minuscule tablets is the key to all reality, godhood in a pill.

>>7341371
LOL

>>7341370
its definitely quid
poor guy

>>7341371
>opening strawpolls
gross

>>7341371
10% lol

>>7341345
>Mis amigos:
Juguemos billar!
>Yo:
Ah, que mal, tengo tendonitis en el codo
>Mis amigos:
Jajajaja seguramente por jalarte el ganso tanto.
>Yo
Jajajajajaja, mejor me tomo otra cerveza

>>7341377
this is really the only thing you can reply with? "must be quid"?

>>7341377
don't pretend it wasn't you

>>7341385
He's a virgin neet with no friends, of course that's all he can reply with

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>>7341317
reeeeee I can see what you're saying
but the most insane, inconsistent, unhinged, and many other adjectives of a "tranny" to me doesn't really make one just because they claim to be

the lies flow freely
why would I believe cnt is trans after lie after lie?
never once have they posted even just a picture of their hrt. I am an anon and I can post mine
I honestly doubt their trans after all the lies (that I've know! which is impressive for me to know any) that have been told
is it the blue (?) hair that makes someone a tranny?
we're gong off of one photograph of half a face and 60000%+ hatred than I've ever read from another human before

can you please post your breasts?

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>>7341386
i just opened it for you daddy

>>7341385
since you just proved you were anoning
i think its hilarious

>>7341364
You're intersex?
Are you the type of intersex that can have babies?

>>7341346
Why are they so bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn-ZQ3eKAM4