/ftmg/ female to male general

Will plain old T make my clit/dick long enough to insert into a vag or would I have to get meta or phallo

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Pizza

>>7324186
Isn't the whole point of meta to release the minibenor so it can penetrate?

Speaking of cocks:
Go to 41.00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGK9c0uEUCc

>>7324187
I don't know what that is but it makes me angry.

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>>7324274
Who hurt you anon?

>>7324261
>CHICK WITH A DICK
Stay classy

>>7324294
You did by posting... fruit on potato? You fucking maniac.

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>>7324312
Would you like some cake?

>>7324338
This looks so much better than regular cake to me. I hate sweet stuff.

>>7322017

sorry i was passing out last night...

at least you're out of there and away from that shit... you can't exactly be someone else just cuz someone else demands it anyway, so as shitty as it is to have to cut yourself off you're doing what's best for you

i had to cut contact with my father for similar reasons, though it was easy for me cuz we were never on good terms anyway... i legit have no good memories of him so it wasn't a big deal

idk if his shit is religion based or not though... he was always on/off really religious when i was growing up and we don't talk so idk where he's at with that shit currently (i used to get the shit beaten out of me for not wanting to go to church as a kid)

maybe one day your parents will come around, but if they don't you're better off being around people who accept you...

>>7324136

i don't... i'm allergic to wheat and dairy and gluten free vegan pizza isn't exactly worth eating...

>>7323958
There is some vocal training. I've also heard of pre-T guys who just learn to talk through their diaphragm instead of their nose to get a passably-lower pitch

>>7324186
it might
it's more likely to not than it is to do so, but a substantial minority of trans guys can perform piv (civ?) sex
note that if you weren't able to penetrate pre-op, penetration with a metoidioplasty neopenis is not guaranteed (this is literally meta's only flaw)

Anyone try SARMS? Do they work the same on transguys as with cis guys?

I want a fucking dick so badly

>>7324864
We all do, buddy

>>7324881
It's so fucked up its all I can think about. Fuck what is the point in even living even guys with microdicks have real dicks and a better one then I'll ever get

Is Christian a meme name?

>>7324898
Someone somewhere is mourning that no artificially carved hole will ever be as good as yours is naturally. The grass is always greener.

>>7325043
at least those ungrateful cunts have a second hole

>>7324951
Every name is a meme name. Unless you create a new name just for yourself.

>>7325128
And yet we are the ones being called bonus hole boys

>>7325134
That's even memier

Speaking of names, what's the shittiest Tumblr-tier trans name you've ever heard? I'm still mad about "Khyle"

I'm mad at myself for picking a stereotypical trans name (it's not Aiden) but everyone calls me it so I think it's too late to change it.

>>7325233
People naming themselves after gods, movie or book characters, or dead philosophers/writers/royalty.

"Yeah, dude. My parents totally named me Loki/Kafka/Aragorn. Lol."

>>7325128
This. It's not even remotely similar. CIS girls get fucked up the ass all the time. Imagine if everyone was born with a dick and guys had two.

>>7325233
I know a cis guy named Loki. Dunno if he just goes by it or if it's his legal name. He's a nice guy, besides, but it's still pretty cringy.

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I know Milo has already been brought up but omfg this individual has been on T for two weeks. This is such a joke.

>>7325537
I thought it's been longer than that by now? Might be wrong though. It's pretty ridiculous yeah, and I can't imagine anyone would be confused about whether she's a girl or a guy after 2 weeks of T if she didn't pass a few weeks ago either.

>>7325656
Nah, there's a tweet on Nov 19th that, among a few other things, says she'd been on T for 5 days.

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Pizza

I had a really frank conversation with my mom over Thanksgiving about phallo and meta and what the surgeries entail and how I feel about each of them. I was expecting her to freak out more because she's been pretty bad about my pronouns & name, but surprisingly she was extremely logical and actually pretty helpful with some of her own input. She's a nurse, and intersex with an enlarged clitoris, so I guess I should have expected her to get it.

She joked that I must be jealous of her intersex genitals, and damn, I really am. I wonder if I might be predisposed to better bottom growth because of my mom's genetics? I rather doubt it.

>>7325300
>>7325480
I have a cis friend named Lokki, but they were named after seagulls not gods and make a point of explaining it when people get that strained look on their face.

>>7326006
that is REALLY sad

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14

>>7326523
You're suprisingly knowledgeable about your mom's naughty bits, dude

>>7324839
Yeah, but you have to take a male sized dose and actually work out consistently. Shit can get expensive, but it certainly works. Took enough S4 and my voice became very slightly deeper and more hairs popped up on my chin. Mix that with osterin and you'll have constantly pumped muscles. It'll be like you're always flexing. Decent strength and size gains. As an added bonus your clit will get more sensitive and you might get horny way more often. Also might grow a bit. Mine seems to but it went away when I cycled off for 2 weeks to see what would happen.

Personally I love them. Keep in mind that I'm not trans, no dysphoria, just love feeling strong, capable, big and androgynous. I think I might just keep taking them until I can't afford to for whatever reason.

I'm deer hunting innawoods right now. Feels manly desu.

>>7326627
It's not that weird. I know my dad is circumcised. Sometimes it comes up in conversation.

>>7326697
>Keep in mind that I'm not trans,

i remember this feel

count yourself lucky if you always feel that way

>>7326711
I'm libertarian leaning but why is shit like this so funny

>>7326700
All of my envy. Where at?

>>7326731
Ohio. Its been unseasonably warm the last two days. Great weather but haven't seen a deer yet.

>>7326723
Pls no steppy

>>7326713
What. I'm already 24. I think I'm in the clear. Being a strong bear woman is fun. I don't want to be a manlet and it's not possible to have a dong so I don't want that either. I already have a wide chin and shoulders and a prominent brow. That's enough masculine features to keep me happy. Get to look handsome or pretty on a whim.

Did you not have dysphoria then gain dysphoria over time? Sounds pretty ominous.

>>7326768
nah repression innit

>>7326792
Oh dang. Well I hope it's all been settled.

If anyone has any more SARM questions I'll field em, but beyond that I'll just lurk.

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I tried to take a picture of a squirrel for you guys but you probably can't see it very well.

>>7326840
Is that squirrel fucking another squirrel?

>>7326861
No that's the tail.

>>7326768
>I don't want to be a manlet and it's not possible to have a dong so I don't want that either.
Not to be a recruiter, but it sounds like you only don't want them because they're not possible

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>>7324136
>How do you pizza?

I like to order a veggie pizza, but then have them ad bacon or sausage to it.


>>7324864
This.
>>7325140

>bonus hole boys
I fucking hate that phrase. Also, "chesticles", makes me want to goddamn throw up.

>>7326840
Terrible photo, brah.
I think I see the squirrel!

>>7326904
>"chesticles"
Thanks. Now I need brain bleach.

>>7326871
Tailfucking is lewd

>>7326920
>>"chesticles"
>Thanks. Now I need brain bleach
Right?!

Fucking tumblr, man.

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>>7326904
I have just the pizza for you

>>7326874
Yeah, because who doesn't want to be 6 feet tall and have both a benis and a bagoober? Now that's the dream.

>>7327208
>who doesn't want to be 6 feet tall and have both a benis and a bagoober?

I've considered your proposal, anon, and politely decline.

Cock > Vagina
kthnxbai

>>7322807

I dunno, are you a cutie?

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>>7327240
Then you're in the right place, not me.

Noice.

>>7325537
I don't really keep up with this Milo person (aside from general info) but that Twitter handle really triggers me.

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My sideburns are all i got.

Do any of you have trans friends irl?

>>7327307
Nah. I see peach fuzz on your jaw.

>>7327311
My ex-gf is mtf. We parted on good terms so I guess that counts.

>>7327323
same lol

>>7327307
Your nose is awesome.
Also, dem hands.

>>7327051

There are sections of that burger that are undercooked. You really should not eat undercooked ground beef.

>>7327307
you look like mrrepzion

>>7327396
god you are such a faggot troglodyte id be so happy if you died tonight

>>7327396
that entire graphic is hot garbage my man

just like any one of these le ebin reddit recipe guides that invariably contain more cheese, oil and bacon than any sane person should eat in one sitting

>>7327396

i don't eat meat and can't touch it to cook it... but you must ruin steaks and shit...

>>7326840

you the guy hunting? any luck?

>>7327311

my s/o + i know some transchicks...

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>>7327421
Ground meat is different than a steak.

Generally speaking, you can't trust that the machinery which grinds up the chuck is cleaned thoroughly and that there is some degree of bacteria worked throughout the met as a result the mean should be cooked through in order to kill those potential microbes.

Steaks are only exposed to the cutting surfaces on their surface, so a quick char is considered sufficient to render the meat safe.

How do FtMs masturbate?
Do you shove things in your bro-hole???

>>7327456
magic wand is GOAT

>>7327456
I try to but I'm not very good at it.
Want to come over and help a brother out?

>>7327456
I just grind on things, no insertion.

>>7327421
>but you must ruin steaks and shit...
Ground beef =/= steak
The reason you can eat steak with an essentially raw centre is because certain parasites and bacteria can only penetrate to a certain depth, and cooking to that depth makes it safe. If you grind it all up, it's just everywhere and all needs to be cooked through.

>>7327467
>>7327445
i love these highly differing explanations

it's like a bro-science spot the difference puzzle

>>7327477
>"don't eat raw meat"
>broscience

Also it's the same explanation.

>>7327477
Aside from typos, pretty much a consensus.

>>7327445
>>7327467

the word "beef" was used... not "ground" specifically... just saying

but eh my s/o's mother used to eat raw ground beef all the time, like straight up dump it into a bowl, season and eat it... and people eat burgers that are red in the middle etc etc etc... in most cases that shit isn't gonna get you sick, and it's more just paranoia to be that worried about it

i don't really give a fuck though, i'm vegan so it doesn't concern me... but you sound like those people who think consuming raw eggs is gonna get someone sick 100% of the time (it won't)

>>7327421
No luck. I came in early because it started to rain and I didn't want my gun to get wet.
>>7327477
I've heard its because ground beef can include the spine which can contain mad cow disease. The muscles don't carry it, just the spine and the brain. I actually heard that on the CBS evening news like 10 years ago when there was a mad cow outbreak.

Who is doing this

>>>33083491

>>7327520

+ i acknowledge the possible health risks btw... i'm just saying chances are someone who eats a burger cooked like that will be fine

>>7327546
Stop putting a + in front of all your posts. does everyone do this or just one asshat

>>7327533
What board

>>7327311
I'm the only trans person I know of. Feels lonely, man.

>>7327526

that sucks, it's rainy here too... are you going back out tomorrow or was it like a one day trip?

>>7327559

i don't take orders...

>>7327520
>not "ground" specifically...
We were discussing a pink core in a giant under cooked burger patty. "Gound" is viably what it IS.

You're right, though. Ground meats won't get you sick 100% of the time. The food standards are in place to reduce occurrences of food borne illness from low to "no one I've known personally has died from that" levels.

>but you sound like those people who think consuming raw eggs is gonna get someone sick 100% of the time

And you sound like an anti-vaccination new-age hipster. See, we can all generalize.

For the record, I used to eat raw eggs and love carpaccio, I'm aware it isn't common to die from raw foods; but people saying a giant pink-centered burger patty isn't the best idea in the world doesn't mean they can't cook a steak.

>>7327580

+ unless sex is involved, but that's different...

>>7327566
Sorry I've never crossposted before. It's on r9k. There has been at least one ftm thread every day there for the past week.

>>7327311
i don't have any friends irl

>>7327533
>>>/r9k/33083491

>>7327520
>but eh my s/o's mother used to eat raw ground beef all the time, like straight up dump it into a bowl, season and eat it
Some people eat their own shit, doesn't mean it's smart, just that they're lucky.

>>7327316
I have a decent beard and mustache trying to grow in. I shaved 2 days ago.

>>7327359
Tanks. I got small hands too

>>7327404
Do they suck? I suck.

>>7327456
I have a splash strawberry smoothing toy for g-spot and an inflatable vibrating butt plug that i fucking love.

>>7327611

Oh god I meant they're lucky to not get sick, I am not jelly of shit eating, I swear

>>7327594
A+ post
would kek again

>>7327574
The weather is supposed to get bad so idk if I'll get back out or not. I'll try to though because there are only a few days each year to do it.

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>>7327620
>Oh god I meant they're lucky to not get sick, I am not jelly of shit eating, I swear

HA! I didn't read it that way until you posted this, now it's all I see.

>>7327581

i just saw the word "beef" and assumed they were speaking in general terms... since it's all they used...

talking about raw eggs though is vaguely related... it's not that i made an assumption it's that i said it's a similar line of logic in the sense that yeah raw food can have risks, but it's not a huge deal... and discussing one raw food that has overblown dangers in comparison to another at least makes sense

whereas the vaccination shit has fuckall to do with anything, and makes no sense... there's no logical leap from "eating raw eggs and raw ground beef isn't that big of a deal" to "anti vacination hipster" ... so yeah i guess you could pull weird, unrelated to anything assumptions out of your ass about me (though i wouldn't take a "you sound like" as an assumption "you are" or "you must be" sure... but "sound like"? nah...), but it's not like i give a shit you know? and it's not like that proves anything...

i'm not anti-vac btw... is it cuz i said i was vegan? cuz that's just a matter of ocd and allergies

>>7327607
I post on /r9k/ and I've posted about being ftm before, but I've never even taken a picture of my junk, let alone posted it online. Gross.

>>7326627
I didn't know about it until after I came out as trans - at which point she told me that both she and her sister are intersex & have ambiguous genitals, because she thought it might be relevant to why I'm trans. And as I said, she's a nurse so talking about body parts in a non-sexual way isn't a big deal.

>>7327627

hopefully it clears up and you get something, or at least have a decent time otherwise... good luck with that though... i could never go hunting personally, in the sense that i couldn't kill something, but it seems like a good time...

>>7327559
Just him. He's also the only one that uses ... as punctuation

>>7327671
Well I hate him.

>>7327611

i imagine eating shit is riskier than a burger with some red in it... just saying... it's a fucking common way for people to cook burgers

>>7327649
>i just saw the word "beef" and assumed they were speaking in general terms... since it's all they used...

>You really should not eat undercooked ground beef.

>>7327677

fine with me... you seem unpleasant anyway

>>7327662

Her sister too? Maybe it is related after all. Three sex variant people in one family sounds like a mighty coinkydink.

>>7327681

well shit... missed a word when i read that, my bad... funny that it took this long for someone to notice that though

but still... eating burgers like that is a common thing, and most people don't get sick from it...

>>7327678
>i imagine eating shit is riskier than a burger with some red in it... just saying..
Golly, I never thought of it that way. Does this mean my lightly seared shit steaks might be unhealthy?

>>7327649
>i'm not anti-vac btw... is it cuz i said i was vegan?


Little bit that. I find a high correlation between veganism, raw-food weirdos, and anti-vac nonsense.

I get the whole allergies thing. I get contact swelling reactions to anything that has rosemary in it: chapstick, "organic" baked goods ... it irritates my innards and if I'm lucky I just shit my guts out for days, unlucky my tongue swells up and tries to block my airway.

>Ingredients: spices
My bane

>>7327697
>funny that it took this long for someone to notice that though
Fucking what? You're the only one that was unclear on what was being discussed. Were we supposed to read your mind as to the source of your confusion?

Ever posted your t cock in rate threads on /b/? Multiple people thought i had a micropenis and it made my day.

>>7327706
Nope, can't say I've ever done that. Not like I have anything to show off anyways. An enlarged clit does look like a micropenis though. Just out of curiosity as to what would pass well enough, if you don't mind telling, how big are you?

>>7327706
No but I posted my hairy tits on /soc/ once to mixed reaction.

>>7327704
He's always higher than shit on 3 different things, hence why arguments are useless

>>7327706
plz post imgur

>>7327706
>posting on /b/
wew no

>>7327718
I'm around 1". It only looks like a bio penis from certain angles.

>>7327728
Don't know how

>>7327739
Again, if you don't mind me asking, is there any really noticeable change when you're turned on? I've heard of people who do see a difference but I'm pretty sure size has to do with that.

>>7327748
It gets a little bigger. It gets very hard though just like a cis weenie and sticks out more from my body.

This part is weird but my natural lubricant tastes like precum now.

>>7327703

yeah i could see the connection then... but nah i eat cooked food and think anti-vaccination shit is retarded... i used to live next door to this chick who was a raw vegan anti-vaccination moron + into all the bullshit peta garbage so i know what you mean... she was hot though so at least she had that going for her

that sounds like it sucks, i really like rosemary... though i guess if you've always been allergic to it then it's not the worst allergy to have just cuz it's not in a ton of stuff

i'm allergic to eggs, dairy, and wheat (wasn't always got lyme disease and that left me with permanent damage... and the food allergies stayed) and i don't eat meat cuz it fucks with my ocd...

>>7327704

it just surprised me that no one noticed my mistake sooner... i don't see why someone would need to be psychic to figure it out though ... since i typed it and shit and you just gotta read to see it... and well, someone eventually did

+ this >>7327726

you just seem like you wanna bitch at this point...

>>7327773
>it just surprised me that no one noticed my mistake sooner
Jesus christ

>you just seem like you wanna bitch at this point
And yet you're always the one that starts this shit, then carries on that it's everyone else's fault.

>>7327793

i missed a word while i was reading something... how exactly is that "starting shit"? i said "my bad" what the fuck else is there to say? it's not like i blamed anyone else or said whoever said that initially was unclear... so i'm not sure what you're talking about

Is there a way to safely DIY a pump? I can't afford the ones for sale online.

>>7327706
>>7327719
Sometimes I do face posts in /soc/ rate threads to reap in the "Are you a boy or a girl?" questions and feel batter about at least being able to pass a little bit in correctly angled photos with good lighting.

T can not come to me fast enough.

>>7327815

+ i just seriously thought it was funny when i reread it that they clearly said "ground beef," i skipped it entirely, and it took a while of other arguments before anyone was like "they said ground beef dumbass" ... it's not that serious, and anyway, there's no way i would've guessed that saying something about a hamburger being kinda red isn't a huge deal in most cases would turn into some shitstorm...

>>7327905

how a hamburger*

>>7327905
People noticed, they thought you were just being daft as fuck

>>7327937

nah... not intentionally

i have a bad habit of skipping words and shit when i read sometimes... combination of drugs, a bad attention span, and neurological shit from the lyme damage/current health issues that fucks my shit up

>>7327905

Dude it's over

>>7327971

i know... i wasn't arguing, i was just explaining that i thought it was funny and that i'm not blaming other people for a mistake i made and so on...

i'm aware i'm scattered, word vomit, rarely sober and so on... and i know as a result the shit i say/mean gets lost sometimes and people take me wrong

so i make an attempt to clarify... it's not at all argumentative or anything

>>7327773
>it's not the worst allergy to have just cuz it's not in a ton of stuff

It's a sneaky one is all. If I really want to eat something and the ingredient list is being obtuse then I have to call or email the company and ask them if the allergen is in there. Cuts down on impulse buys, though.


>>so much nattering
Jesus Christ, guys.
It doesn't matter at all. Stop being autistic.

>>7327665
Thanks. I totally get not wanting to kill something, but I enjoy being out in the woods for long periods of time and killing something and eating it makes me feel connected to nature and ancient humans. it's primal. plus the hunt itself is fun.

>>7327307
Good, you got a haircut. Suits you way better.

Looking good.

>>7328040

yeah i could see how that'd sneak up on you... i gotta read the ingredients in everything too, when i've just trusted other people it's led to some bad times

after whey in a smoothie my s/o bought me (i have points where i can only keep liquids down) i started making sure i read everything myself... that time i got blood blisters in my mouth and an itchy throat + dizzy and vomiting and whatnot... thought i was gonna have to go to the hospital, but i ended up taking a bunch of benadryl and passing out instead... didn't say shit to anyone cuz i didn't want my s/o to get nervous or feel guilty

he gets really worked up over my health issues...

you must have a shit time when it comes to italian food though...

>>7328044

i could see that... i love being out in nature and all that, which is why i'd go with someone who was into hunting, but i'd be a bitch about the killing part...
it's not a moral issue, i just couldn't do it personally... seems like too much responsibility to take something's life and then i don't eat meat or anything so it seems sorta pointless for me to do it myself anyway...

i've handfed and pet wild deer before too so it'd be weird for me, but i'd help someone track a deer and not be bothered by them killing it

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Post your facial hair.
Optionally, time on T.

Started T 2005 but was off it from 2012 until recently, because broke and immigrant.

>>7328122
>a shit time when it comes to italian food though...
Yup.

That's all my ma would cook, too.
I just make most of it from scratch now.

>>7328156

that's all my mother would cook when i was growing up too, and it's actually most of what i cook cuz my s/o likes when i make it and like i get arancini requests from him and my family and whatnot during holidays and shit... sucked suddenly being allergic to most of what i grew up eating

i almost exclusively make food i'm allergic to for other people cuz italian food + i bake

i feel like cooking for myself is a waste of time

>>7328237
>i feel like cooking for myself is a waste of time

Very this. I go all out for other people, but for myself it's like... rice and steamed vegetables.

>>7328144
Does no one grow a beard for November anymore?

>>7325274
Is it Ryan?

>>7328414

that's more than i do for myself... me feeding myself is usually just fruit and/or peanut butter or i'll just get drunk and have a cigarette... i don't really give a shit about myself is the thing

>>7328422

my little bro does

>>7325274
>>7328438
It might be.

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>>7328486
>my little bro does

Not... sure... if insult.

>>7328438
No, Elijah.

>>7328495

i'm not sure how that'd be taken as an insult but ok... he's in his 20's at any rate

>>7328507
I have been "little bro" 'd a lot by people and it's rarely anything but an insult.

Usually it is meant to imply that whatever you're doing is childish or immature... or is a jab at your height, but as my height was not known in this conversation I suspected it was a maturity insult.

>>7328540

nah i was just being literal, my little bro does that every year... he's also way taller and way more mature than me, wouldn't have even occured to me to say that as an insult

>>7324898
>and a better one then I'll ever get
if micropeen is your standard here, you can get a dick at least that good
>>7325537
i watched milo's video yesterday (as much as i could stand of it)
she still looks and sounds almost exaggeratedly feminine but with a 0.00001% deeper voice
i was insecure about my t changes but at least i'm going better than miloop stewoop
>>7326768
>it's not possible to have a dong so I don't want that either
nah it's actually very possible
and if you're also the benis/bagina anon, i've known guys who got bottom surgery in such a way that they had both
>>7327456
>take hold of minibeen with fingers
>jerk minibeen
>aggressively ignore presence of everything else

>>7328557
It's cool. I'm more laid back than I seem in text, I usually come across as more literal than I am in forums or chatrooms.

>>7324136
Okay I saw the pic and I got here as soon as I could.

Do any of you fucktoys need a giant black cock in your pie?

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>>7328085
Thanks.

My gma told me to stop taking pics unless I'm smiling.

>>7328570
How "giant" are we talking?

>>7328619
>My gma told me to stop taking pics unless I'm smiling.
Mine don't say anything anymore.
[spoiler]They're dead. [/spoiler]

>>7328422
I have a pretty good beard but I need to trim it. I don't wanna post the current version.

>>7328696
Post it, ya wuss!
Mine's a scraggled mess in that selfie too... normally I wax it Old-West style. Hoping it thickens back up now that I'm back on T.

>>7328566

it's cool... i'm just high and that shit confused me... people take me wrong in text here often, but not people i'm around

+ i'm abrasive, but part of that comes from growing up in brooklyn... people in other places tend to think people from new york are assholes, and i get it but no one from around here takes that shit seriously

whenever my s/o and i have been in other places people have told us they can tell we're from brooklyn aside from the accent

and that comes across poorly in text to some people as well

it's whatever though i'm used to it... people tend to feel extreme ways about me and always have so it's normal + i'm apathetic about most people and things

i'll talk to people i don't care for just to kill time when i have nothing else to do

>>7328663
Damn I'm sorry

>>7328745
It's fine. I still miss one of them, but the other one was a real bitch. Just the universe balancing itself out, I guess.

>>7328707
Yeah, New Yorkers generally get a lot of blow back in other areas of the 'States. Some of the guys I know out this way are from NY originally and people are always up their asses. Especially the Californians. Cali-knockers just can't handle it.

It took me a bit to get used to it, one of our instructors is a NY guy and because I've already gotten used to the bluntness of other NY fellas I was fine in his classes. My Hawaiian and South African buddies couldn't handle it and dropped the class.

TFW the butch lesbian at work and a butch customer always seem to purposely misgender you... after looking right at your nametag and hear other coworkers call you "he"

>>7328790

yeah, i can see why, but growing up here doesn't leave you... so it can't be helped

i haven't traveled a ton just some islands in the caribbean a few countries in europe and some of the east coast, but i've met plenty of people from other places and they usually say the same kinda shit

it's whatever though, i've got better shit to worry about than rubbing some people the wrong way... like ones i care about or find interesting

i tend to get along best with people from jersey and boston as far as first impressions go... i can usually get along with people from cali, the only one i ever had any issues with was my s/o's sister's ex... but she was a lesbian so i don't count it, lesbians hate me most of the time

it's the midwest and south that can go either way... and rural areas generally

but people tend to be surprised by me when they get to know me personally

>>7328904
Call them out on it. Fucking dykes.

>>7328939
The times that it's happened all I can think of is that they have Dirt's mindset about trans men being lesbians or whatever
There's another gay girl who's an absolute sweetheart and angrily corrects anyone who messes up with me, so it's definitely a person by person thing

>>7328933

+ the rest is just me shit though... the bad attention span, thinking about a bunch of other shit then nothing at all... i also never think before i speak and i don't take any of my own opinions particularly seriously cuz those are subject to change over time, and the ones that don't aren't exactly meaningful... it's not like my opinions particularly matter, most things don't anyway + i come off more critical than i am in spite of not really being all that judgmental cuz i think most things don't really matter and i don't really care what other people do or think for the most part

i respect that other people have differing views and opinions whether or not i agree with them, and things in their life might not apply to me so i don't give a fuck

i'm just not gonna come off like that right away cuz i put zero thought into anything

i do and say the first thing that comes to mind always

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>>7328564
>have both

Oh wow. I honestly wouldn't mind having a micropeen/huge clit. It'd be fun and I'd like looking at it. Anal is not for me so having a bagurber is necessary and feels great when it isn't bleeding everywhere.

I really do love taking heroic doses of SARMS. I haven't cried in a month even after seeing that new Disney movie (they had pixar level dead grandma tricks that always get me) and my anxiety has severely lessened. Much more chill with a better sense of humor with dudes, but some women don't know when I'm joking now. That's certainly new.

I expected the muscle and strength growth, the new hairs (already had a double hair gene), the slight voice deepening (already had a deep diaphragm voice), and maybe some attitude changes. What I didn't expect was such a large change in emotional control and some extra anger where I don't usually expect it.

Ehhhhh shit this is long. Just take this as a half assed case report of a woman taking man bodybuilder size doses of SARMs for over a month.

>>7329349
>a woman
whatever you say, lucas kaiden emmett the fifth

>>7329061
Yeah, you gotta preface your opinions when presenting em like that. Start off with stating you don't really give a shit and think people should do whatever they think is best for them BUT you do have this opinion on your head and want to get it out. Now you don't gotta take it seriously and I'm all ears to different views.

That formula works for me at least.

>>7329360
Yeah yeah, only thing is I don't have dysphoria and don't give a shit about being born a woman. Don't want a beard and don't want to try to look like a man. My goal is to feel good and enjoy myself, not change my gender. Can't work up any fucks to give about that.

Genetics dealt me a weird hand with extra wide shoulders, easy muscle growth, well defined chin+brow+cheekbones, double hair everywhere hair grows, ON TOP OF extra wide hips, huge ass+legs, full lips, well defined double eyelid, ok tits and best of all super thick wavy flaxen hair.

With this weird grab bag of features I think I'll be best off staying a woman. I just love how SARMs make me feel. Always have been a masculine woman, now I'm going to sit back and enjoy being a woman whose more masculine than half the dudes I meet.

FUCK I don't mean to keep writing this much. Been working on a 20 page research paper all day. Now the words won't STOP.

see like, even with my weird history regarding gender and the plausible deniability of wanting a deeper voice/more muscle/more fuzz etc I knew it was fucking over when I realized I'd be excited for a dick, however tiny. There was no point pretending I wasn't trans anymore when ALL of that is happening at once.

So I mean...

>>7329375

that'd be ideal yeah, but prefacing things requires thoughts first and i'm terrible at that so while i do understand that it's not how i work... and i can't force myself to be some other way + i don't really care much... i don't need to please everyone... so like i get you and don't disagree that that's a good way to approach shit... it's just something i'll never do cuz i'm incapable of it... my mind is always half elsewhere and half turned off cuz i'm trying to just physically engage myself in something or there's a song stuck in my head that's distracting... and that + being impulsive means no matter how much i think first or plan that's rarely what i'll end up saying or doing when i get around to doing or saying something

is what it is... at any rate i figure being aware and capable of admitting i'm flawed and likely to fuck up is better than being unaware and shit

hope that made sense... i'm doing this and my s/o and his sis put on mars attacks... could never really pay attention to this movie, i've tried to watch it so many times or been in a room with it on and i just can't manage it

>>7327307
Very handsome, 9/10 would kiss and get high or drunk with. Camping if you like.

>>7327311
I met another trans guy at my last workplace with the same name as me. It was really weird. We're friends on facebook now but we never talk. Also, one of my exes turned MtF like a year after we split. I didn't know until she added me on facebook a few months ago. We're good friends now, even though the relationship ended in hurt feelings.

>>7329502
Now see, I'm not grasping your thought process. I'd like to know more. What lead you to deciding to transition? If you care to articulate it I'm all ears.

I've had cut quads and blond gorilla arms since elementary school. Never learned to use makeup or style my hair since it was always good enough and no one pressured me to do it. I think having a dick would be just as fun as being 6' tall. I'd rank them equally. I'm not trying to be argumentative, just trying to present my case. I don't hate my XX genes, I really enjoy flexing the shit out of my vag muscles, which when combined with internal and clitoral simulation creates the most satisfying feeling. Being able to penetrate someone would be fun, but my emotional state isn't influenced by this thought not being reality.

Would you honestly say that I sound trans? I'm intensely curious.

>>7328633
Almost ten inches.

>>7329626
>Being able to penetrate someone would be fun, but my emotional state isn't influenced by this thought not being reality.

Oh wait okay I see where you're coming from I think. More curiosity/"oh hey that looks neat" than "whoah holy shit that would make my life so much better," yeah?

I was kinda joshin you with my initial response since a lot of what you were posting was #relatable, but basically a lot of the things I envied about men were things I heard cis women say all the time until eventually they...weren't. Like, both the things I was jealous of and the reasons ended up being very, very different. e.g. I don't hate shaving because it's inconvenient, I hate shaving because I don't recognize my legs without hair. Or I don't hate getting my period because cramps/ruining clothes/etc, I hate it because before I hit my 20s and developed PMDD I constantly forgot that was something my body even did. (Now I get a ~convenient~ reminder every 5-6 weeks because I achieve should-probably-be-hospitalized levels of crazy.) As for the dick thing, I used to be envious of how convenient it seemed I guess? And then when I started packing I realized it's not even necessarily a sexual thing, it just feels way more natural, period.

>What lead you to deciding to transition?
I'm not, yet. No money, unsupportive parents, that whole shebang. I'm going to finish up my degree and get myself established as an employable people-thing before I go on T so I don't have to worry (as much) about scraping by.

>>7329717
Thanks for sharing. I can't say I relate exactly, but what you said makes sense in the way you presented it. I don't relate leg hair to gender and only really shave because of social pressure but I never even thought of it from an angle of not recognizing ones own legs. I don't quite get it, but it's interesting to think about.

On packing, I don't give a single shit, as in, I've never thought of it. Having something there and having it feel natural without it being biologically a part of me doesn't click on my mind. It would be like stuffing a sock in my pants. So that's another fresh angle to ponder.

Like, when I think about having a dong, I think about it as a tool and the behaviors it would enable. Like being dominant in bed. In my experience I don't feel like I have control when being penetrated, but when I'm the one doing the penetration it feels right. Therefore it's much easier to be dominant and submissive with a woman but with a man I feel like I'm stuck in a submissive role. A dong would change this in a way that a strap on doesn't really satisfy. It's not about the physical sensation, it's about it being organically connected to your body. You can kind of do it with a strap on but it really isn't the same, you get me? Like, I could have someone suck a strap on I'm wearing, but it looks ridiculous and it's all around dissatisfying.

So obviously this doesn't ruin sex but if I had a way to organically penetrate (besides with fingers and tongue) I would have more options and could practice more behaviors.

It's certainly interesting to think about. At the end of the day I do not envy anyone who feels dysphoric about these things. It's expensive and a gamble. Without the need to alleviate dysphoria I still conclude that I'm not trans. I just enjoy the freedom of androgyny and the contentment that comes with expressing oneself and behaving in ways that one finds enjoyable without having to relate it all to gender conformation. End blog bs.

>>7329515
>with the same name as me
...Aiden?

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I've been trying to repress dysphoria and deal with it without transitioning for the past five years or so. Decided to start T for real today and just transition because nothing else I'm doing is working and I'm just really bad off mentally. Probably going to lose girlfriend/family but that's probably better than becoming an hero and that seemed inevitable if I kept trying to just shut it down through sheer willpower. I don't know if this is going to be good or bad but at least it'll be different. Talked to girlfriend about it and she understands and we're going to try to make it work, I told her about my dysphoria up front so she didn't go into the relationship blind. Thanks for putting up with my shitposting for all these years guys.

>>7325537
Anybody think that once Milo starts passing he'll get gay bashed and instantly become a massive hard right MRA?

>>7330555
No, he's going to stop T as soon as he starts passing because he won't want "male privilege" and to lose the speshul kweer identity. Calling it now.

>>7330555
all of a sudden i want this to happen
kek, please reward anon for his trips

>>7330555
>>7330632
>he

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Why are all ftms on youtube so cringey

>>7329509
Awesome... Jager and stargazing

So I'm still in the process of figuring things out and considering my options.
My chest has bugged me my entire life and I know 100% that whether I'm trans or not, I want it gone, always have.
Thing is, I'm tiny. Under/bust/over measurements are 32/33/30 inches, that's like in between AA and A cup. Lying on my back, I can run my hand down the middle of my chest and feel like I have nothing there (feels good man).

Stumbled onto this vid (embedfags, skip to 5min 16sec)
https://youtu.be/_cxm7a5Hm2s?t=5m16s
This guy was a B cup and is 2.5 years on T, no surgery and doesn't need to bind.
So could my chest more or less disappear on T, either to gyno-tier like this or possibly even smaller?
I'm not 100% sure about T yet, but a lot of that is just me being a pussy. So seeing this, kinda makes me think like, I could go through the cost and risk and physical trial of surgery only for me to probably end up on T later anyway, or I could just go on T and potentially not need surgery at all
(truth be told, I would still want surgery if I had this level of gyno, but it aint bad).

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>>7330812
it's unlikely
with a chest that small you can get a much easier top surgery method that doesn't leave scars, so that's better than hoping t (which will make your tits floppier and thus possibly ineligible for that method) will work out for your chest

>>7330753
Anyone with the urge to talk about themselves on youtube is already likely to be cringey.

>>7331123
This.

>>7330508
Good job pham, hope it works out for you.

>>7331157
JUST

>>7331599
>I have a pretty masc body like that but a super feminine face
J U S T

>>7331750
Go beard mode

>>7331599
fuckkkkkkkkk

What do you dudes think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtrWDGc5MK4

>>7331599
Obviously he passes, but he looks incredibly gay.

>>7329461
Germanic?

>>7330851
Not them but.. so it's better to get top surgery first, then go on T?

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>been thinkin im trans for 2-ish months, still just figuring stuff out
>i'm bi
>bf is bi
>he's about a 1.5 on the kinsey scale
>only into femboys

do i kill myself now or later

>>7332532
Transguys are pretty perfect for that. Unless you're wanting to go full bearmode?

I shot a deer.

>>7330049
Maxwell.

>>7333849
How many points

>>7330809
Perf.


Today was my one year anniversary at my job. A little boy with his dad and brother came through to buy concessions (I work at a theater) and he'd one a little Mario in one of our claw games. They were a very nice family. A few minutes after I checked them out and they went on their way, the kiddo came back and insisted on giving me the Mario, I even asked him if he was really sure twice. I was so touched by the kid's generosity, I gave the boys some cookies for free once I found out what auditorium they were in and tracked them down. I told them that when they do something nice for people, it makes them want to do nice things for others, too, so I'm gonna repay them and then pass on the kindness to an additional person. My heart is bursting, I fucking love people who teach their children to love others.

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>>7334010
Forgot image, kek

>>7332409
>actually a woman
>in this day and age of [unintelligible] and 31 genders
>she-male
Despite the super nasty, insulting ways this guy is addressing trans-men and lumping the crazies who think any slight variation from gender norms means you have a new gender with the entire trans community, I don't get why an FtM would insist on going to an all-female anything.

>white priviledge
lmao though

But yeah, he shouldn't be in the position if he considers himself a man, much less be attending school there. Stopped watching at 2:08.

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>>7334010
I will bring the jager.

I go out of my way to be nice to random people. I'm not a fan of socialising but i believe in random acts of kindness.

There was a disabled woman in a wheelchair ringing a bell for donations in front of hobby lobby. I bought her a chocolate bar and a scarf because it was really cold and she started happily crying. She said it was much better than getting money. Stuff like that makes me feel.

How can i clean out my rectum without enemas? They make me feel too uncomfortable to put anything in me, like all day long. If i just spray warm water in there would it make my stomach just as upset?

I also heard/read using enemas regularly is bad for you?

>>7334184
You're an angel. I seriously would hang out with you. My skype is "aerostatical" if you wanna talk?

>>7334201
Too-frequent enemas flush out necessary bacteria living in your colon that help you with digestion. Fun fact, a huge portion of your digestive system is actually a load of bacteria that isn't even human cells.

>>7334201
Chances are you're already pretty clean up there already. But you should clean your toys or whatever after every use anyways, whether or not you did an enema.

Pretty sure it's bad for you, yeah, since there's a shitton of bacteria that lives up there and enemas would probably fuck with them. Not to mention that spraying water into anywhere in your body regularly doesn't sound very healthy in the first place (other than your mouth I guess).

>>7334211
Sure. Let me re-install skype. My username is either Suck Dickman or something russian.

>>7334201
Eat healthy. More veggies/fruits, less fats and oils, which make your poop sticky so there's more left behind.

>>7334201
Vigorous application of large doses semen deposited deeply into the lower intestine from a girthy meaty applicator.

>>7334269
>make your poop sticky
lmao christ that had to be the most unnerving way to describe it possible

>>7334269
There is nothing worse than peanut buttery poop

I plucked a nose hair that was sticking out. Now my nostril is red and swollen and it hurts. Am I gonna die?

Are some questionable leftover lasagna that made my farts smell like I'm rotting from the inside. Can't even get a poop going to flush it out. Damn fake meat and its tricks.

>>7334184

i do shit like that too for homeless people and travelers and whatnot... partially just cuz i know what sleeping outside and shit is like, been there so yeah...

it doesn't really make me feel anything though... just something i do... people i'm not close to don't make me feel things

>>7334549
ye

>>7334549

eventually yeah, but so is everyone else so no worries... give it few and the swelling will go down

Join the FTM Discord Chat.

https://discord.gg/kFVuD9S

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Do any pre t guys here not feel like a real person, especially around other people?

i feel disconnected from my environment, from the people around me, and from everything that is happening around me. i’m spaced out and numb almost all of the time.

>>7335553
I did. I felt really out of place among people my age (early 20s) too, mostly because of having not really gone through puberty 'properly'. Started T recently and it's slowly going away.

>>7335553

i just get shitfaced and don't think and then i'm fine to hang out with people and occasionally go to parties and bars... that's most of what i do really... has been for a long time i guess

i only feel like shit about things when i can't keep myself distracted... but i've gotten really good at it

>>7334549
just buy a nose hair trimmer dude

>>7335749

+ and that's just usually alone or like my s/o's seen me there... and even when i'm not with other people i can keep myself distracted with plenty of shit

but yeah as long as i don't stop and think i'm good

>>7334040
>I don't get why an FtM would insist on going to an all-female anything.

They want to get laid, from the one guy I know who willingly went to Smith as an FtM.

>>7327838
>be AFAB nonbinary
>get asked if I'm a transgirl/when i started transitioning to female
>stream videogames on the internet
>everyone asks me to show them my dick

i wish

>>7324338
...man, that would be so good with a layer of fresh mozz and some balsamic.

>visit old trans group after a long time away
>there's actually a kid named Aidan now

IT WAS SO HARD NOT TO SAY SOMETHING

>>7335553
I'm pre-t and "closeted" you could say. But I'm not exactly trying to hide it either, just waiting until I'm in a better place in life before officially coming out. (Which will be after college, hopefully.)

So yeah I do get what this feels like. I'm not a chick so I don't fit in well with girls. And with other guys, I don't share the same interests as them since mainly they're all "blue-collar" types. They talk about things like sports, cars, women, or their construction jobs. Whereas I'm more about videogames, music, and computers. But at the core of my personality, I'm still masculine, just not "macho" masculine like every other guy I know where I live. (Also doesn't help that I'm very short and physically weak either and all my guy friends are huge bear-looking dudes.)

So even if I was out, it's a little disheartening knowing I still wouldn't fit into a social situation. Maybe it's also part of why I'm scared to come out early? Idk.

But I understand that disconnect. Like you're stuck between the two genders, one that wants you to fit in even though you don't feel like you do. And the other that doesn't want you even though you feel deep down like you belong with them.

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>>7336083
Get some nerd friends.

>>7335553
Yeah, interactions outside my small group of friends I have a concern in the back of my mind that they're going to realise I'm not human. As if I were a dog in disguise or something.

>>7336548
Are you a skinwalker

>>7335553
I always have, yeah. Not sure if it's related to dysphoria or anything, though

I had an intense stuck-with-me-all-day dream last night that I came out to my family and went on T. It was so realistic and scary, but overall a relief and awesome. But then flash forward to my family and I sitting around at Christmas, and my mother said "he" in reference to me. And when she saw I was surprised, she shrugged just like "idk, am I doing this right?" and for some reason I just fucking panicked and woke up.

idk how people deal with this shit. I swear, if it turns out I'm not really trans, that being trans is even worse than this, then I gotta donate a wad of cash to the cause or something, because I'm going nuts as it is. And as I typed that I realised I told myself almost the exact same thing a few years ago. The ride never ends.

>>7329509
This

>>7337380
>I swear, if it turns out I'm not really trans, that being trans is even worse than this, then I gotta donate a wad of cash to the cause or something, because I'm going nuts as it is. And as I typed that I realised I told myself almost the exact same thing a few years ago. The ride never ends.
>this guy actually thinks he isn't trans after SEVERAL YEARS of this

cis male here
ama

>>7337679
Are you excited for the weekend?

>>7337679
what's your waist-hip ratio?

http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

sup dudes

I posted here a couple of days ago about my partner possibly being ftm. Well they mentioned off hand about something they read on /r/ftm about height so I mentioned if they transitioned I'd have literally no problem, with it.

They got really angry and upset. Said that I constantly talk about it (which isn't true, it's been weeks, if not months) and that I'm pushing them and invalidating them as a woman.

Idk I'm gonna drop it, they know better. They know how i feel, and I trust them to tell me if they start feeling differently.

>>7337988
Autism score 128/200, non-autistic score 87/200

>>7337679
>ama
fuck off reddit fag

>cis male here
look at meeeeeeeeeeeee
sure your not a woman?

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>>7337615

denial's a bitch and some shit's harder for some people to accept than others...


>>7337988

not autistic...

>>7338033
>>7337829

>>7338102
What about it?

>>7338102

I posted it here to see if the ftms are mostly autistic meme is true

>>7338106
>>7338107
yeah, i posted the link to my response rather than copy and paste it here
i seem to have replied to one of the responses rather than the original link though

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>>7337988
dunno man

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>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 159 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 41 of 200
>You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)

I was diagnosed with nonverbal learning disorder in Elementary school and then ADHD after high school. Last year I was diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder. My brother is autistic and even though I have some traits I've been told by a handful of therapists/psychiatrists that I'm not an autist. Maybe it's because I'm afab?

I'd take the test but I always skew results by slanting my answers.

>>7338518
Pretty sure it's because you're AFAB. Could be you're also not expressing some of the common signs as much too.

>>7338016
inject him with T while he sleeps

I'm planning on bringing a swear jar to my shrink appointments. Every time she calls me 'she' or 'her' there goes a dollar. If she ever calls me 'frail little girl' again' I'll make her sign over her life insurance and the soul of her firstborn.

>>7338610
I'm not sure they'd like that...... That's pretty aap senpai

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>>7337988
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 127 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 112 of 200
>You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
oh goodie, one more thing I'm stuck inbetween on.

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>>7337988
>neurotypical

>>7339004
Get a new fuckin shrink dude

>>7339022
cis women don't browse r/ftm. this is for his own good.

>>7339593
Cis women with an ftm fetish do. Just saying.

>>7339499
Are you kidding me? I'm harvesting Cis-guilt points like a mofo.

>>7339593
Well i mean they browse mtf as well. Sooooo idk.

>>7339604
I wouldn't rule that out, but don't ftm chasers want the mancave? She hates those

>>7337988
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 71 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 145 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical
Actually really relieved to see this. I've always wondered if I was aspie/autistic because I feel like I come off like that.

>>7339847
Better than me. I always thought I came off as normal and friendly and shit until recently. And then the test tells me I'm probably autistic

>>7339832
>don't ftm chasers want the mancave
Not necessarily. Some like the pedo vibe, some the fem-masc combo et cetera.

>>7339908
Pedo vibe? Like that ftms look like little boys?

>>7339920
Yup. I've been approached by two pedos so far. Can't wait for beard gains. It's creepy as hell.

>>7339908
>the pedo vibe,
It's not this

> some the fem-masc
Def possible they do like gender fuckery a lot

>>7339933
Funny story tho when I was a teenager twink I used to get tons of really aggressive people types

>>7339933
Pretty sure I'm going to look like a little boy no matter how far down the T process I get.
I want to lift more, so I can at least be a buff little boy.

>>7339933
How'd you know they were pedos, did they tell you? Yeah, it definitely sounds creepy as hell. Reminds me of this thing that happened to me when I was 14 or 15 and this random guy, looked like probably in his late 20s or early 30s, came up to me and started demanding I go with him for a "coffee".

>>7339958
>How'd you know they were pedos, did they tell you?
One guy is a convicted sex-offender (from my home town) and is married to a philippino woman who looks 11-12 (she's in her late 20's). He gets her to dress up like a middle schooler.
The other guy picked me up while I was hitchhiking and offered to pay me to dress in little boys clothes and pretend I was a little kid. So yeah.

>>7339982
>>7339933
This is my fetish. I envy you and hate you for not going along with it.

>>7339982
Well damn, I was expecting something like a harmless shota fetish but it looks like you came across actual (possibly dangerous) pedos. Do you live in a bad neighborhood or something like that?

>>7339992
Chaser-chan please go

>>7339999
I'm not a chaser, I want to be the pedo-bait. sorry that wasn't clear.

>>7339998
>Do you live in a bad neighborhood or something like that?
Sorry. I live in a safe rural town in a country with a very low crime rate.

>>7340004
You're gonna die, anon

>>7339852

not everyone cares... i've had friends who were on the spectrum and i never gave a shit, i can really enjoy talking to people who are autistic... i find the way their minds work interesting, there can be some difficulty i don't tend to be as literal as them, but for the most part i can find them enjoyable...

i like the levels of in depth knowledge and passion they can have for things, learn shit i wouldn't have otherwise through conversation...

and i enjoy the bluntness...

>>7333849

that's cool, what are you planning on doing with it?

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>>7337988
nonsense test is nonsense

>>7340129
I dunno man. It's not like I'm diagnosed or very obviously autistic so it could be I'm pretty normal too but even then, I get people who notice weird stuff about me all the time. They definitely care and don't like it, otherwise they would bother to stick around for longer and wouldn't sometimes treat me like a retard.

>>7339908

i get guys who are like that, but it's probably also that i'm kid sized and people always think i'm younger than i am... even when they know my age they forget it and think of me that way anyway usually

but yeah... i get creepy old guys who get weird with the whole daddy thing

>>7334001
It was a doe
>>7340129
Cutting it up and eating it. I'll grind most of it into hamburger.

>>7340174
>I'll grind most of it into hamburger.
Beef stew tho

>>7340180
I've never had it that way before. Might be worth a try.

>>7339004
>calls me 'frail little girl'
Dude, even if you weren't trans, that's a cunty thing to say, get a new therapist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAa4-cctmDk

Interesting pizza

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>>7337988
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 47 of 200

>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 133 of 200

>You are very likely neurotypical

>>7340165

i just meant it like... even if you were there's people who wouldn't give a shit and whatnot

obviously i can't diagnose you and wouldn't go by an online test, but after a long one on one conversation i can usually tell

>>7340174

do you keep the bones?

>>7340234
Half a bat signal

>>7340241
Nah, I would keep the head or at least the antlers if it was a male, but a doe head isn't as good a trophy.

>>7340236
We've talked before. Pretty long conversation if I remember correctly. I forgot about what though. And when.

Yeah, I guess, but I can't seem to keep friends for longer than just a few months at maximum. A lot of times they start cutting me out by not replying for long amounts of time (or at all) so that probably means they just think I'm a nuisance, meaning they do give a shit that I (probably) act retarded in some way or another.

>>7326523
Is she your bio mom if she's intersex though? I thought intersex people who have a uterus, it isn't fully functional.

>>7340278
there are tons of different intersex conditions.

>>7340255

I am the goddamn Bat half-Man

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>>7337988
I tend to talk a little too much in social situations or overshare, and I've always had trouble keeping friends that aren't online friends. I was worried that I exhibited symptoms of... something. I'm almost more worried now that I see my results and I'm normal.

>>7340368
kek

>>7340368
bat-tran

>>7340383
nananananananana

>>7340259

eh some people just like bones... my s/o collects them, that's why i was curious

>>7340261

well... that's not much to go on so i can't remember my impression of you

sometimes you need to just be the one who gets back in touch... whenever i've left someone hanging it's cuz i've forgotten i didn't reply or some shit and then life will happen so i forget but if they spoke to me again i'd be happy about it...

i can't relate though i've been with my s/o for 12 years knew each other longer, i have friends i speak to nearly every day, if i felt like it right now i could go to a bar and people i went to hs and elementary school with would be happy to chill with me and buy me drinks cuz they've missed me... when i lose touch with people it's my fault or there's a clear ending usually...

usually i have more of an issue with people getting overly attached, especially when they get to know me a bit... then they start wanting to live with me, see me every day, or telling me they're in love with me etc

that's most people...

i also seem to attract people who are instantly telling me they want to take care of me and marry me and shit... it's weird as fuck... idk if i find it more or less awkward than people obsessively wanting to fuck me... less i guess

>>7340483

more i guess* my bad...

>>7340431

now that song's gonna be stuck in my head... i guess i could use a break from pursuit of happiness... gypsy went crazy over it today, dancing on my shoulder and making this happy "beep" noise and preening my hair and shit while i was playing guitar and singing...

shit was funny...

>>7327456
My shower head just lets water fall in a stream instead of a sprinkle. Letting it fall on my 'dick' gets me off pretty fast. Feels like someone slapping me in the dick but constant. I also enjoy the hell out of anal- weirdly nothing makes me feel more like a man. If I'm at the computer I just do the grab and tug.
I don't really enjoy vaginal- and I enjoy it even less now that T has made it fragile. I only do it if my partner wants it.

My dick is too big now to get off on vibrators on it- the positioning doesn't work. My only regret :(

>>7340483
It was probably around october or so, +- a month. I was feeling pretty terrible at the time and I know we discussed that for a while. Somehow we got into talking about your history with your s/o a bit and with the fact that his mom is narcissistic and shit. I think we talked about psychedelics for a while too. But I'm sure all that sounds pretty generic for you so whatever.

That's the thing, I do contact them (sometimes) but it never really becomes a regular thing. I don't know if I'm supposed to be persistent and message them every day or something since I don't want to annoy them but a lot of times they never or rarely message me first on their own. Also remembering to message people can be a hassle sometimes, even when I don't talk to a lot of different people.

Why would they get overattached to you?

>>7340502

more like october just barely registers for me with how much heroin i did that month... were you telling me they were worth trying? cuz i remember a conversation like that in august when i was gonna take acid but took h all day instead...

oh idk then, i'd have to know you i guess to understand... maybe... sometimes i don't notice, but i usually don't contact people first so i'm not sure... like i wake up to good morning texts and whatnot

idk why they get overly attached, i'm not exactly my biggest fan so i find it weird that people like me that much... i imagine if i was somewhere with a clone of myself we'd fuck for science and cuz why not? a few times or whatever and then just leave each other alone otherwise so fuck if i know

>>7340536

+ i have a weird effect on people i meet or get to know... and then there's like the people who are just really physically attracted to me, but i don't get that either...

+ i'd probably get high with my clone too come to think of it, but... mostly just eh...

>>7340287
But very limited information about it. I told my gf that she couldn't be intersex because she has fully developed boobs and a regular period. She thought she was because she has a deeper voice and thick male pattern hair. Maybe she is after all? How do you test for that?

>>7340502

+ i guess i do talk to people when they're feeling terrible... just cuz they usually just need anyone and i know what that feels like

i don't really talk to people about my own shit though... like i do if it's mostly over and done with, but current shit? nah

>>7340536
I don't think I was here very often in August, I clearly remember checking for any replies from you while traveling so it was definitely at least September. And rather than telling someone about them, I would've probably been asking. Since I'm sort of interested in them but don't like the idea of triggering other disorders that are probably in the family, and I heard psychedelics can do that.

I have to contact other people myself for the most part. But yeah, no good morning texts for me. If it were up to me, I'd probably ban greetings altogether, to be honest.

I've thought of that too, actually. Fucking myself for science if I ever encountered a clone. Though I seem to get infections really easily so I'm not sure I'd want to do that. Then again, I probably wouldn't be my clone entirely since I'd just be in control of this body, so then I guess it doesn't matter what happens to the clone.

What kind of weird effect? Also that reminds me of these really warped perceptions of me that people have when they've hardly talked to me and have only seen me at a convention once or twice.

>>7340566
Yeah I don't really talk about my own problems either, I don't know what happened around that time. It's rare for me to feel a need to do shit like that.

>>7340566
>>7340573
Or I do talk about my problems actually, but not stuff that bothers me on a deeper level. Like I don't care if I complain that my bus is delayed but if I'm feeling bad for some reason, I tend to not tell anyone.

>>7340567

sounds vaguely remember, but i'm not sure honestly... drugs and such
i still haven't ever tried them... it just hasn't come up properly and i like opiates more than anything and to a point where i'll choose them over trying anything new too

but yeah that can trigger shit... even weed can apparently

i don't care for greetings usually either, but i don't mind the good mornings it quickly turns into conversation throughout the day anyway

i thought about it while i was watching moon with my s/o and his sis recently... the guy is arguing with the clone of himself and i said i wouldn't fight with myself... we'd just leave each other alone and fuck sometimes, just pure curiosity cuz i'd feel comfortable discussing shit with myself + and then i could critique myself and know i was being honest cuz i'd never spare my feelings... my s/o would definitely fight with his clone though

you wouldn't be responsible for you clone anyway, they'd be making their own decisions based on being you... so you'd get their logic and just respect their decision to take a risk right? i'm talking memory implantation clones btw not ones that are just genetically you but then raised differently cuz then the whole nurture aspect of things would change shit...

well... i've had a lot of women start out totally normal then just go crazy and blame me for it... them in particular, but idk... people just have really extreme emotions towards me, i'm not entirely sure why and i don't get it... but also just really like...

>>7340573

sometimes people just really need it, it happens... hope i at least helped you feel better then and it wasn't a waste of time for you and i was just like... way too high or whatever

>>7340583

i usually complain only if i can't push something out like if i'm in pain or dizzy or something... but when really bad shit happens i just don't say shit... i just can't even cuz i need to just be away from that kinda thing and then i just binge on anything that's around like... as much of anything and everything i can take until it doesn't matter

especially like people i'm close to, i hide extreme amounts of shit

>>7327456
Double penetration

>>7340629
Speaking of that, I may or may not have mentioned that I took codeine because of an illness a few years back and it had no effect on me.

It's not that I don't care for them but rather that when someone approaches the bus stop and there's me and let's say one or two other people, and the person who shows up says hello, I'm never sure if I'm supposed to answer of if they're talking to someone specific and I'm supposed to ignore it. Plus in general talking to them makes me not feel good. And then on the internet I just find greetings awkward I guess.

Oh, well, in that case there would be no fucking my clone, because my clone and I would both refuse anything that would mean an increased risk of infections. If I had a clone like what you're describing, I'd probably be more interested in talking to it though. I'd be able to observe myself from a separate point of view, pretty interesting.

Maybe, who knows. I guess it must've sort of helped in some way though.

I think I probably complain about random shit a lot. But that's because a lot of things irritate me.

I wouldn't say I hide stuff, it's more like I just don't tell people. They have no reason to know and probably don't care anyways, and it's just really hard for me to talk about my feelings. As in, I pretty much can't, for the most part. Deeper feelings, anyways.

>>7340653

+ but that's cuz i'm fucked up, i grew up being told not to say shit to anyway about shit that was really wrong and like having legit reasons to be afraid of not listening + i got hit for having feelings about anything... i have trouble crying cuz i used to get hit if i cried... and i'm not talking like just crying over anything i mean like over not being hit hard enough or being 4 and it happening while i was being screamed at over something ridiculous... like shit one of my brothers did and whatnot

i can recognize that it's unhealthy and the extent to how unhealthy it is cuz i'm that way... so i try to be there for other people so they don't gotta do that

>>7340681

that sounds familiar, codeine sucks... i've only really enjoyed it when i've taken it with h+ xanax+ weed + muscle relaxers... and i mean like... i enjoy those things together without it so that's a good time anyway, but i can tell the codeine turns it up a little

oh i just say hi cuz it's me seeing them right then initially too, that's all you do...

i could see why you'd find them awkward online

oh i wouldn't talk to my clone about shit, we'd know what we thought and why there was no reason to say it to each other i imagine... that's what the clone in moon was like, all the memories implanted in... i imagine a clone that wasn't me wouldn't be the same as fucking myself

i'm not really irritated by most things, i'm pretty patient and can handle a lot of shit... when i do get mad i'm a horrible person to be around though... especially for the first 10 minutes... in an hour or so i'm usually over it and if someone can make me laugh or sex happens it takes less than 10 minutes

yeah there's shit i don't say for reasons like that too... but i actively hide shit too, but i mean... i do a lot of drugs and shit so of course i hide shit from a fair amount of people i'm close to...

>>7340726

+ i also just hide fucked up shit if it's just like... me having feelings or trying to kill myself etc

>>7340687
Yeah, I remember you mentioning being beaten for stuff like that. Pretty shitty parents.

>>7340726
I don't even know the people at the bus stop, I just see them regularly since we take the same bus. I have issues replying to them when I do decide I should probably answer them since it puts a lot of pressure on me for some reason or another. Really weird but whatever I guess.

Online it's really just a matter of, why should I be expected to write a greeting when IMing someone, when greeting is (in my opinion) really only there to grab someone's attention so you don't have to repeat what you really wanted to tell them again. So if it's online they can just re-read it if they have any issues. And I don't like any of the options I can use to greet people (hey, hello, hi etc) so I tend to overthink which one I should use which just makes me feel even more awkward about it.

That's weird. I can't imagine being able to know exactly what my clone is thinking at any given point. And even if I did, I'd probably want to make sure and ask three times anyways.

Apparently I seem really easy going and laid back to most people but sometimes they can do the smallest thing and suddenly I could be in ragemode or something. That's how someone described it recently. I guess I really am like that sometimes but it really depends though.

They don't know about your drug habits? I figured it'd be pretty obvious if you're always high, especially if they're close to you.

>>7340756

eh it's whatever... really, i don't hold any grudges towards them about it... but i avoid them often cuz i just need to

oh when i see someone regularly i'll say hi to them if i see them and maybe talk if it happens... i talk to this old lady who lives downstairs from me cuz i met her smoking cigarettes on the stoop while she'd bring her dog out for walks

she actually just got back from the hospital my s/o found her a while back while he was coming back from an interview and called an ambulance for her... she had a stroke in the hallway by the front door of the building

but yeah... idk people just start talking to me so i talk back... whenever i go out usually... i've had people just start walking a couple blocks with me to talk on their way to wherever while i've been out, cuz we're going the same way and they felt like talking

idk i don't think anything of it... i once made a friend cuz i used to get bored in my first apartment and my s/o and i would point an amp out the window and hook a mic up and just say whatever came to mind at passersby on the street while we drank... he stopped to talk and we just ended up hanging out... lost touch when i moved cuz we'd just see each other around and hang out then

i never think before i speak so i don't worry about what i say and other people speak to me first... all the time

i've also had like weird shit like someone try to put their finger through my ear cuz they're stretched to an inch and idk... he was hitting on me and inviting me to a party, and i was talking to him about movies cuz he was fucking terrifying... had a latin kings crown tattooed to his face underneath his eye and shit... like i've had men and women both just kinda get too close to me or touch me instead...

but every time i go outside i usually end up speaking to someone and people in stores i go to will get to know me and shit too idk... i don't really initiate that kinda shit though

>>7340756

i'm somewhere between extremely laid back cuz i'm apathetic about most things and very tightly wound cuz i can't deal with shit like things being lined up the wrong way, certain things not being said in the right order, people standing too close to me while i'm washing dishes, certain times of the day... whether or not i checked the door enough times to be sure i locked it etc etc etc

but i don't take that out on people cuz that shit's my problem

when i'm mad at people it's usually over something that's a big deal, they're close to me, and i've known them a long time... i can also handle a lot of shit and don't think much of a lot either... i've met and known a lot of weird people and i grew up in a shit environment... so i'm patient and hard to shock

as a result it's hard for someone to really get me mad... and i mostly just feel indifferent to people rather than hating them if i don't enjoy them on any level

they don't know the extent of them... they know i drink a lot, they know i smoke a lot of weed... i haven't seen anyone in my family aside from my little bro in a while, and when i had to see my parents more i used to take harder shit privately... my s/o doesn't even know about the codeine i was taking over the year, and i didn't tell him i tried to hang myself 'til a year after it happened... i'll take shit alone if i gotta, but very few people in my life know just how much and everything i use

my mother devoted a lot of time when i was a kid to teaching me how to lie to get out of shit and how to hide things cuz that was her way of protecting me from my father... which is fucked up, but it's made me really good at not letting people see just how bad i am... my s/o knows me best but yeah i've taken shit while he's been at work or asleep just so he wouldn't know... and he knows most of it but yeah...

>>7341078

+ a lot of the time people can't tell the difference between me sober and me high... my s/o included...

and since i'll joke about doing things like going to the bathroom and snorting heroin... i could literally tell my mother i was gonna go do that, do it for real, then pretend it never happened and she wouldn't realize i was being honest...

and since i'm sick anyway i have no problem saying to someone i'm just not feeling good if i'm like pass out drunk or puke drunk or something... i deal with chronic health issues every day seeing me sick or stumbling around is perfectly normal... me being like that looks no different no one knows which is which or even when it's both...

i'll also hide how sick i'm feeling from my s/o and shit sometimes so he doesn't worry... so as likely as i might be to tell someone i'm laying down cuz i'm feeling sick and tired rather than it being more that i'm nodding off or whatever is how likely it is that i'll be having a day where i'm really dizzy and i'll just say i must have a hangover and that i had a few drinks cuz i couldn't sleep...

+ i'm naturally scattered and shit to a point where everyone who's close to me knows i might be off on my own planet at any given moment or distracted by something else... so unless i smell like weed or something me being sober isn't much different from me being high

even online no one ever knows the difference...

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>>7340997
Maybe people try to touch you because they're either used to touching people or because they're attracted to you. I've read attraction can do shit like that. Or maybe they just have no sense of personal space?

Well, yeah, I only really seem laid back to people who don't know me well. Somehow I've managed to keep someone for over a year and they're the one who said I can suddenly snap into ragemode, they also tell me I'm weird all the time for various reasons (like being horrified by some dirty things but not caring about other ones or stuff like wanting to be alone when they want to see me).

Whenever I go into ragemode it's usually because they were doing something irritating like tapping their foot in my field of vision. As soon as they stop, I'm fine again. I don't think I actually get angry at people like you mean very often though.

Damn, I wish I had someone who taught me that kind of things. Out of all the people I know, I'm the worst liar. And the worst at getting out of shit. I hate liars in the first place but I feel like sometimes it's necessary to be able to lie convincingly. And the thing with getting out of shit never succeeds because people just don't believe me. I don't know why, I don't lie and can't even lie properly. It's always been like that though, with people always treating me like I'm making shit up and trusting someone who has repeatedly lied to them (or others) before instead.