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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Video Games Edition

If you don't have a warm girlfriend to play video games with - you can always play video games alone! The steam sale started, do you want to join us for tabletop?

Hints: Ignore 2d posters - 90% of the time they are not the good gay.
Group think kills the degenerate non lesbian.

Filters for peace: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE

Discord: http://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Recent Happenings:
>German anon and Austria anon run into each other by sheer coincidence, fate demands they hook up
>Cute anon villainized for having a girlfriend made out of 7/11 pizza. Time will tell if they can prove critics wrong. Cute anon with carton of chicken nuggets for girlfriend carries on unperturbed.
>Man-hating feminists are rumored to give the best orgasms. The search for those shaved head qt's continues.
>Woman proposes to girlfriend and is met with rejection and laughter, is still with that girl
>BECAUSE 5 IS MORE THAN 4
>Gold stars begin to congregate and recognize the importance of their heritage. The golden age is upon us.
>Anon has threesome with lipstick and tomboy (aka the dream), wonders if her aspirations for a three-way relationship can be realized
>Abs.

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>>7273121
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But I only play board games
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>>7286094
Why does every anon phase always use lewdness? It always catches me off guard an gets me all hot and bothered
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>>7286111
:c
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>>7286094
>Group think kills the degenerate non lesbian
Shouldn't that be non-lesbian? Unless you're talking about degenerate French lesbians.
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>>7286120
Is grammar your kink or your pet peeve?
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>>7286123
Nah, but half of the posters here have autism; that'll do it
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>>7286123
Neither, I just point these things out when I see them.
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>>7285813 #
My thighs aren't too big but I can see that being a problem
I guess I could try stitching up the baggy crotch? Would that be a difficult alteration?
>>7285763 #
Yeah see these aren't unisex they're just mens or boys
Fuck
See I don't have much of an option here; the print I want doesn't have a female equivalent; so I guess I'll have to go with the men's set
I wish I could try them on
>>7285764 #>>7285793 #

Get over yourselves

>>7285856 #
I like variety and cute bright colors in androgynous or masculine undergarments are practically nonexistent and it sucks
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>>7286135
Show me the actual pair you're thinking about and we'll judge.
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>console gaming
Fucking normie casuals.
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>>7286094
What is up with the art in that room?
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>>7286153
Nerds with a serious deviantart portfolio
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>>7286135
>Would that be a difficult alteration?
No idea. It doesn't get in the way or anything if you just wear jeans, but it is strange to have a bunch of fabric there.

I like cute undies too, but I have a different idea of cute.
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>>7286142
https://underoos.com/mvl-captain-america-underoos-s.html

Or

https://underoos.com/captain-america-civil-war-captain-america-boys-underoos-set.html
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>>7286162
I hope they're young, you're only allowed to have pleb taste like that when you're young.
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>>7286166
Show me your idea of cute anon-?
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>>7286183
The uniqlo ones, I think they're cute. The gingham and solid ones.
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>>7286171
Oh, fuck, I've been helping a comic fan this entire time?
Even so, you're probably gonna be better off with the mens', just expect the waist line to be high on you.

As for the altering; I dunno. It's not just a matter of closing the hole, there's a literal ball pocket you'd have to remove unless you want a lump of fabric under your zipper all day. That lump would honestly turn me off, and I'm a brief-wearer.
Depends on how fat you are, really.
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Why are bigirls so pretty?
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>>7286210
Are you also a comic fan?!

I'm not too fat(yet) I've been trying to get more curves though.
The men's pair it is then. For some reason I want a boys pair just because, but I'd probably have to wear them like a thong and pull them into my ass crack a bit....which wouldn't be very hot at all.

I know it's not just closing the hole; there's a pocket....I guess I can just see how it goes when I get them; but I'd think I could just sew a dart on the front basically? I have some American apparel briefs; I gues I can try it on those
>>7286194
>not posting a pic
Ok I'll look them up. They sound cute enough
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>>7286227
>Are you also a comic fan?!
No, I graduated high school in 2011.

>I have some American apparel briefs
Oh, OK, perfect. That's what I wear, specifically for their lack of crotch pocket.
I feel bad for any dude who buys those; he'll be sterile in a year.
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>>7286183
>pic
That looks painful, my nigga.
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>>7286235
>>7286235
>No, I graduated high school in 2011.
I graduated in 2008
Adults can like comic books anon :,(

I didn't realize those lacked the dick pocket because they're specifically marketed as unisex
Maybe some parts are different
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>>7286249
I mean, I don't think they're supposed to, I think they just happen to undershoot when it comes to the dick pocket.
I bought a pack of Fruit of the Looms or something once and I could fit a fucking pickle jar down the front if I wanted.

>>7286248
Pretty sure lipstick doesn't hurt, senpai
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>>7286264
Oh, I zoomed in.
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>>7286227
>Ok I'll look them up. They sound cute enough
Too lazy to go fetch a pic from the site, plus then I'd have to pick one.
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>>7286235
>No, I graduated high school in 2011.
I'll never understand people who think like this.
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>>7286296
It's less than the film adaptations are fucking retarded, and less the third grade reading level print versions, and more the retarded fans who really 'relate' the protagonists struggle and strongly identify with the fanbase.
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>>7286318
I have no clue what you're trying to say, but chances are I wouldn't like it anyway. Gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume autocorrect mangled that.
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>>7286328
I guess they're really more second-grade reading level, then
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>>7286329
Thanks for not defying my expectations.
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>>7286343
Oh, I would love to hear you justify its quality
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>>7286349
I don't even read comics famalam.
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Lesgen; I have a homework assignment for you all.

I filmed myself masturbating recently just to see what my technique really was, and it was fascinating as fuck.
Like you think you know your go to moves, but to see it from the other side? It's like shit, man. I didn't realize I held my wrist that way. It's really amazing how you're that much in tune with what you want. I still don't get how you know. It's fucking strange as hell.
And at the risk of sounding narcissistic, (my face wasn't in it), the playback was actually even kind of arousing.

Ya gotta do it, like just to see.
Trust me.
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>>7286390
Post the video so we can see your awesome technique.
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>>7286498
That's not going to help you become enlightened, senpai. You have to do it for yourself.
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>tfw no crazy gf to threaten to cut my legs off if I ever tried to leave her
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>>7286520
Come on, anon. Why do you tell us about your masturbation adventures then refuse to show us?
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>>7286548
I really think it will be a beneficial experience for you.
I'd give ya a screenshot, but I think it's pretty easy to identify me.
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>>7286564
:O

>>7286542
iktf sis. Why are women so stable? Jeez.
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>>7286564
Yes, pls.
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>broke up with gf a couple weeks ago
>still have her shirt in a backpack from when I visited her
>cleaning out bag to pack for a trip
>find it
>smell it
>cry

Also it smells kinda like m&ms because I had a bunch of candy in there.
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would any of you date a tranny? I wouldnt.
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>>7286835
>would you date a man?
Gee, I wonder.
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>want to get a new gf
>most girls i meet are more butch ish and masculine rather than embracing feminine side

literally what is the point
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>>7286900
Pussy?
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>>7286906
Even as a degenerate lesbo i still have some semblance of morals. Sex without love sucks, better off shoving things in my pussy and ass alone than hooking up with some masculine butch
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The years have made me so bitter, I don't even give a fuck about holidays or spending time with my family anymore.
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>get mentioned in Recent Happenings
So this is what fame feels like.
I promise, I won't forget you all once I live in LA and live a coke-fueled life of decadence and teenager-banging.
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>>7286390
That's actually a fun idea, did you like go all professional and have a tripod fixed camera stand in front of the bed?
Because I've only filmed myself once, and rather shakily, with my phone cam, and was so embarrassed afterwards that I deleted it straight away.
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>>7286931
100% this. I kinda envy people who can just differentiate between sex and emotion with the flip of a switch.
I can't even get properly turned on unless it's with (or thinking about) someone I genuinely care about.
>tfw horny a lot
>tfw too much of a romantic for ONS
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>cuddled with a cute older girl at a friends house, me resting my head on her on couch
>she smelled so nice/comforting and her skin was cool, I could bury my face in that forever
>stroked my back and arm for like 20m
>literally watching yuri this girl is tumblr nerdy as hell and I love it
Best cuddles of my life
>she lives out of state and goes home saturday
Fug
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what is wrong with lesbians

>go to lesbian aunts house that I rarely talk to
>they're not having thanksgiving
>they're doing some wiccan ritual
>I just get up and drive back home
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>>7287544
I think what you meant to ask was "What is wrong with pagans?"
To which the answer would be: a lot.
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I btfo my gf at video games. She's comically bad at shooters especially. We talk shit to each other the whole time, but it's all in fun.
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>>7286835
If they're sane, cute and post-op I'd give them the same chance I would any girl.

Not an easy combination unfortunately.
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>>7286835
Nope. I'm not into penises, butt stuff, or literal ax wounds.
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>tfw found an empty room to cry in at work after my boss yells at me
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>>7287654
Oh anon, I've been there. Then later they figured out I cried because all my eye makeup came off and talked shit about it.
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Who has good steam games I could buy that're going on sale today/tomorrow?
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>>7287691
Cities Skylines is cheap and it's great.
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>>7283606
I have a Discord? I'm about to leave for a weekend trip though.
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>>7287691
The Far Cry and Elder Scrolls series are both on sale. If you're like me and want to spend the next days modding either to death and then playing for a week, go for it.
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>>7287093
It's beautiful, isn't it, Anon? We should have introduced the Recent Happenings a lot earlier.
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My (straight?) girlcrush invited me to hang out with her family for thanksgiving. Unfortunately I have work, life is suffering.
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>>7287741
>Have a really cute meeting my gf story
>Happened four years ago

Dammit, I want in the OP.
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>>7287747
Tell it anyway.
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>>7287747
Tell us anyway?
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>>7287772
>>7287767
Alright, but just because you asked and not at all because I like telling it.

>Hanging out in a Skype group
>New girl joins in the call, her voice immediately makes me swoon like crazy
>She's an artist and I'm a writer, we chat about making stuff
>Has to go but adds me as a friend
>We chat over months, really hit it off, talk over text and voice about everything, tons in common
>Eventually ask her where she lives
>"I'm in [city one hour away]"
>"What? I'm in [nearby town]"
>Immediately ask to hang out
>She sends photos so I'll recognise her
>Crazy out of my league, absolutely gorgeous in a unique way
>I send some back, pretty much resigning to not having a chance anymore
>"Haha you look silly"
>Resign even harder
>Get up at 4am to get ready, we're meeting at 9 and it's an hour long train
>The whole traintrip I'm internally freaking out trying to think of how not to fuck up being friends with this qt and keeping my pasta in my pockets
>Get off the train and spot her
>Oh my God she's prettier in person
>She gives me a hug and I'm screaming internally
>We head off to a cafe together for a quick breakfast before we head to the Botanical Gardens (I hadn't been)
>We have to cross a busy road and I'm kind of in my head a bit, so she grabs my hand when the light beeps and runs across
>"Wow you sure aren't used to the city"
>"Haha sure am not" [AAAAAAAA]
>Walking towards the cafe past a water fountain

[continued]
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>>7287818
>She reaches into the fountain and splashes me with the water (it's like a waterfall thing)
>Splash her back and chase her
>She suddenly turns around and reaches at me
>Think she's trying to splash me again, push her off
>She is physically struggling to get close to me
>Suddenly at my face, plants a kiss on my cheek as I squirm
>Freeze
>She freezes
>"Oh God I shouldn't have done that I'm so sorry, I really hope I didn't mess things up between us I'm really bad at this"
>She goes on for a bit
>At this point in the story I should point out I have an electrical disorder that causes my heart to mess up in times of stress
>I faint
>She catches me
>Sits me down, still rambling apologies
>Grab her hand
>"Can we date?"
>"S-sure"
>We walk together to the cafe almost in silence, I'm still shakey on my feet so she half-carries me
>Get there and start spilling my guts about how much better than me she is and how crazy this is and what's the deal I thought we were hanging out
>She thought it was a date the whole time and thought I was way too cool for her and was equally internally spilling pasta
>Too unwell to continue the date
>She offers to come back to my place with me
>I live with my parents at the time, so I call my Mum in advance explaining the girl I went to meet is my girlfriend now and is visiting right now
>She's cool with it

We got our own place a year later, and we've been really happy ever since.
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>>7286094
tfw no gf to use as arm rest when playing vidya

y liv
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>>7287818
>>7287838
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SO DISGUSTING

I'm really happy for you guys.
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>>7287741
Definitely, yeah. It's pretty fun.
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>>7286835
I have and would again in the future. Well the hot ones anyway. Last one I had fun with was 5'5 and super good with her tongue. I had no idea someone born male could do that.
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>>7287861
Thanks, anon.

I can't wait to marry that lady. You know, when it's legal.
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>>7287818
>>7287838
That's absurdly cute. I'm happy for you Anon.
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>>7286542
gfs that cut your legs off when you try to leave them are the best gfs
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>>7287544
holy shit anon you should've stayed and gotten sacrificed to satan
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>>7288039
*tips fedora*
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>>7287544
I actually laughed in real life.
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>>7288082
>not taking every day possible off to eat
what
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>>7286931
Again, bruh. Fuck your """"degenerate"""" bullshit.
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>>7288123
Not her, but while I enjoy having good food, I can't really cook for shit, so I usually skip lunch and have dinner somewhere after work.
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>>7288082
Might as well stop celebrating independence days because they were mass murder fests.
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>>7288310
Every great victory celebration is celebrating mass murder, so who cares.
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>>7286094
Damn that bitch playing video games has wolverine hairy arms lol.
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Why don't you girls stop being dykes and become cutie boys?
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>>7288362
>zoom
Goddamn Anon I was on mobile and didn't notice because I was focused on the butt.

>>7288373
Because boys give me cooties.
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>>7288373
If I were to become a boy I would become a man not a gay-ass faggot.
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>>7288387
>>7288399
Come the fuck on. Butches make better-looking boys than any other LGB demographic.

Don't throw your cutie andro genetics away to be cisbians.
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>>7288412
Kill yourself degenerate faggot. Also you will just trigger the femboys with that statement and they will shitpost our thread so fuck off.
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>>7288412
Seriously who cares. I'm a lesbian, ergo I'm attracted to girls. Having a girl try her darndest to NOT look like a girl defeats the whole purpose to me.
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>>7288437
You would still be able to fuck women.

Women go crazy for effeminate guys (including other lesbians)
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>>7288429
No. I tried very hard to become feminine and now that I am comfortable in dresses and skirts I enjoy being qt as fuck. Go ask the /ftmg/, 99% of them basically are straight girls that took their fujo fantasy too far and look like cute femboys because they are barely on hormones.
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>>7288448
>Go ask the /ftmg/, 99% of them basically are straight girls that took their fujo fantasy too far
I actually agree with this statement. Good job.
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>>7288446
Well, good for those women. To each their own. But I'm not into guys, effeminate or otherwise. And I don't want a girl who pretends to be a boy, either.
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im so lonely lesgen, i havent had attention from a girl in years
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>>7288488
>implying most trannies here don't transition because they want to look like anime girls
The only thing I favor from MtF is that about 50% of you like males and and the other 50% are bi/agp straight men, while 90% of FtM are straight girls playing yaoi/SJW.
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>>7288514
Have my attention Anon. <3
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>>7288514
post pic I'll fawn over you
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>>7288530
>but I thought that a lot of them are lesbians with internalized misogyny/homophobia...
Kek no. I've only seen like 2 FtM that like girls over at /ftmg/, the rest of them are fujoshi pretending to be yaoi bishies and this is 4chan, imagine how it must be like at fucking tumblr. FtM are a fucking joke, straight women always ruin everything, I understand why men wanted women to be second class citizens.
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>>7288539
I'm a mtf fujo with a sizable yaoi and romance novel collection. Boys can be legbeards too.
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>>7288520
ngl that made me feel slightly better
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>>7288546
>likes yaoi
>still transitioned
For what purpose.

>>7288553
I only hate straight women when they are being stupid little shits. And all the SJW ideology isn't being push on them, they (supposedly) have a mental criteria to accept or reject the ideas being taught to them. Women also naturally feel more attracted to society so it's obvious most of them are into that, but I still wish some of them wouldn't go full retard.
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>>7288604
>What do you mean by this?
It seems that women are more driven to human groups and caring about society, which I believe it's actually highly biological rather than a learned trait.
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Is anybody here from SEA?
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>>7287938
Where do you live that it's not legal?
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>>7287106
Just set down a cheap old digital point and shoot on the table in front of me.
Was too paranoid about using the phone. Like, I'd be the one to accidentally somehow send it to everyone.

>>7288082
You're the one who's retarded, friend. Thanksgiving has come so far from what it originally was, it's not literally what we're celebrating. I know it's hard for autists to understand, though.

>>7288652
SCA
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im a fan of the butt
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I went to the club. I did it. Thanks lesgen. Here's your prize.
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>>7288913
>ancestors committed genocide
>"apologize!"
>ancestors also invented penicillin, the digital computer, vaccines, etc.
>"it's stupid to take pride on what your ancestors did!"
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>>7288913
>You sound majorly butthurt.
Because you're speaking past Americans. You think on Halloween we're literally appeasing the dead with treats so they won't haunt us during the winter? Or we're invoking a literal saint on Valentines Day? Hell, we're not even celebrating the birth of Christ half the time on Christmas.
It's not that I'm butthurt, I'm just upset that lesgen has these babysfirstargument/fedora tipping opinions.

>The cold and harsh truth is that it's a day of genocide.
Yes it is. I'm friends with people who call it Colonizer's Day.

>You should be weeping, mourning, grieving for the murders of your ancestors.
I'm a mutt, with Native American in there. Can't both celebrate and mourn, that's too much work.
Instead, if I wasn't alone, I'd celebrate a normal American Thanksgiving, which is all about gluttonous amounts of food, football, and family bonding.
Don't be a a stupid cunt.
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Why is my gf's butt such a good pillow, lesgen?
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>>7288959
>butt
>not lap
plebteir
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This is your captain speaking:

You will not reply to stupid bait below this post. You will not talk about something dumb like historical bs. You will ignore any and all non-lesbians. (Protip: non-lesbians call things "mtf" or "ftm", lesbians call these "mtt" and "ftt")
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>>7288847
girl i die ME TOO
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>>7288974
History is my life, though.
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>>7288913
dude just eat some TURKEY
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>>7289003
Watch her be a fucking vegetarian
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>>7288911
Which one is you
I like the hair of the girl on the right I really wanna dye my hair that color
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>>7288974
>mtt and ftt
What.
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>>7289017
Ignore her, she's cray.
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>>7288964
>lap
Not boobs
Who's the pleb
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>>7289017
Male to tranny, female to tranny. Basically a way to insult them further.
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>>7287838
>>7287818
That's cute AS FUCK
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>>7289025
You right, senpai
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>>7288974
Don't be so bitter
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>>7289017
>implying that ftms arent financial transaction tax
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>>7289019
Non-lesbian detected.

>>7289017
They can never be female. They can only be a monster in between. If someone prefers to call them female then it's obviously one of them (because they couldn't handle calling themselves less than that)
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>>7289033
Just say tranny, then. Or man, since that's what they are. Not talking about the ftm or ftt, they barely exist and don't come here.
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And that's all I'm going to say about the matter. Adopt it as a way to recognize posters to hide and ignore.
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>>7289046
>Non-lesbian detected.
Don't you ever get tired of being so uncreative?
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>>7288847
>>7288978
This is good. This is the start. But to become part of the lesbian butt cult, you must proceed with some secret steps. Are you willing?
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I'm day drinking; what is the most lesbian beer?
PBR is the most popular beer around here, so it doesn't exactly send the 'IM GAY' message it might somewhere else.
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>>7287580
The Life: the post.
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>>7289169
I never thought if what I'm drinking might be gay enough.
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Have you ever had a girl you barely know act like a stuck-up cold bitch and find out she secretly likes you? Is this even possible?
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Lesgen, halp.
A girl I just met in the club on Saturday kissed me in the bathroom, like, really rather passionately, and then just went away and I lost her in the masses.
I can't stop thinking about her. What do.
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>>7289347
kys, slut.
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>>7289350
Ima virgin though.
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>>7289282
Day. Drinking.

>>7289234
Less concerned that it's not gay enough, more curious if you have a stereotype in your area.
I think being into beer over mixed drinks is a stereotype alone.

>>7289347
Keep it as a fantastic memory always. Sometimes it just works out that way.
Go back to that club and make eyes at her maybe if you ever see her again, but don't ever think 'what if'. It wasn't that kind of thing.
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Hey Lesgen, I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to get them to look at my cold, so would it be weird to ask to get ADD meds while I'm at it?

I mean, since I'm going there anyway, might as well? I'd never get around to asking if I didn't already have a different reason to go..

I'm tired of constantly forgetting important things and never getting anything done.
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>>7289380
Yeah, dude. They'll give you a referral to a specialist, not like your normal family doc can just up and prescribe those things.
Just be prepared, because you're a woman, for them to ask you eight different ways that you're for real not using them for weight loss.
Specialist might have you take a test or two and hook up some shit to your head while they ask you questions, but getting ADD scripts are a walk in the park, honestly.

I was on Vyvanse before any tests even came back.
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>>7289364
Oh, well then I don't know honestly. I don't drink a lot of beer and the only lesbian bar in my area is all about gin.

Yeah I'll remember it of course but I've never really experienced something so 'randomly' (as in, random affection) so I can't really get it out of my mind.
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>>7289389
I'm already diagnosed, and I used to take strattera when I was younger.
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last night I had a scary fucking dream

I came out of the bathroom after a shower or something and standing at the end of the hallway was a giant hand with a mouth in it's palm and skinny little legs at the wrist and little arms and hands and it was wearing like a skirt but it looked like the cuff of an ugly green sweater

I was terrified of course and went to run back into my room and there was another hand just like it standing in front of my doorway

they are both laughing like HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH in a deep weird voice and suddenly both simultaneously shouted CLAP ATTACK and flew towards me with the top fingers like flung back like people do on a roller coaster and the slammed me between them

it pretty much flattened me I coudln't catch my breath and my arm was like broken and there was blood in my mouth

they turned and ran back into place and I suddenly realized my brother's room was right there and began struggling to get into it but my good arm didn't work and my other hand had blood from my mouth or nose on it

they screamed CLAP ATTACK again and smashed me again I felt like my shoulder break that time and my other arm was weird and twisted behind me. they ran back into place again I slumped to the floor and they just kept laughing with that stupid HEH HEH HEH voice

I slowly climb to my knees and try to open my brother's door with my head and shoulder and it seems like it might open but before I could they shout FIST BUMP BROOO together and I look over just in time to see the one at my door crouched down like a frog and jumped towards me and they crush me inbetween their knuckles and held me there for a few seconds before going LOOOCCK IT and twist in opisite directions and like mangling my lifeless body between them

then I woke up feeling like I wanted to throw up and had to get out of bed and watch few youtube videos before I felt like I could go back to sleep.
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>>7289396
Tell me about your magical dyke bar
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>>7289169
I don't know about beer, but there's a literal "mount gay" rum. I wanna try it sometime.

>>7288629
>women are more driven to human groups and caring about society
Jesus, maybe I should go tranny then.

>>7288911
I'm guessing you got that of tumblr but thank anyway
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be honest, lesgen

would you fuck this tranny?
https://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1480022757112.jpg
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>>7289305
I was that girl in high school.

>>7289347
1. Craigslist missed connections
2. Go to the club every single day and hunt her down and kiss her back
3. Post flyers all over town with a shitty drawing of her face going "WAS KISSED. HAVE SEEN? CALL _____." This is what babe magnets do.
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>>7289525
No. And even if it was cis I don't like blondes.
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>>7289493
That's quite graphic and horrifying. What's wrong with you
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>>7289530
Confirmed

>>7289525
>pic related
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>>7289494
It's not all that magical. First time I went there I didn't even know it was a lesbian bar and me and a friend from school came out to each other by accident.
The drinks are good and the people are cool, I don't really go there to hook up.

>>7289530
>flyers all over town
Are you trying to trick me Anon

>>7289493
I wanted to go to sleep but I guess I won't. Thanks
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>>7289556
>pic related
it's not bait if it's stated beforehand, retard
i swear everyone here is autistic af
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>>7286094
Femgen shitposter here. If you guys are the ones who are posting underage nontransitioning ftms in femgen and talking about how they're gonna replace us, you need to knock it off. >>7288381 wasn't the first time you've done it. There's all sorts of times like http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7156325/

And it's only pushing more and more femboys into getting all sorts of surgeries thaw would ruin their ability to pass as boys. Even Korean voice surgery now http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7179853

Please stop going their and pushing girls as their beauty standards, it's going to end with a lot of boys fucking their bodies up if you do.
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>>7289560
Fine, I'll bite. Here's how I think about it; I would like to think that if I met someone who was trans and I would have 'otherwise' found them cute, and we got along, that I would let myself go as far as I felt comfortable. However, I've never truly been presented with the opportunity to explore that thought.
I think anything too masculine would be far too much, especially if I knew they were trans from the getgo.
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Fucking called it that retard would trigger the femmy faggots.
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>tfw no qt gf to spend eternity with on a California beach
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>>7289493
>CLAP ATTACK
Im laughing.

>>7289586
Males are so stupid. Didn't even read that post. We're lesbians, we don't give a fuck about men and actual women aren't stupid enough to waste their time trolling retards.

>>7289594
I have an oregon beach. But it's shit.
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>>7289617
>We're lesbians
Nice try, bud.
Male detected.
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>>7289576
oh, that's kinda open-minded

too bad most trannies IRL actually look like pic related
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>>7289658
That dude actually looks good in a dress. Most trannies here 50 years into HRT don't, sad.
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im sorry im a tranny
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>>7289667
wow lol, so true
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>>7289681
Don't be sorry anymore and take action.
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>>7289574
If someone is retarded enough to do stupid bullshit because he read something on the internet, that's his problem.
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>>7289688
im afraid of dying
im sorry
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>>7289706
Why are you afraid of ceasing to exist? It's not like you will feel anything or be conscious once you die.
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How many of you have a traditionally 'dyke' haircut?

I use to have hair past my boobs but i chopped it all off and dyed it a few weeks ago. Short hair works so well on fems. I wish it was more common.
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>>7289715
the nothingness is scary
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>>7289647
Someone is bitter....

>>7289700
The y chromosome is a heartbreaking birrth defect.
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>>7289718
Kek ok. Maybe if you weren't so irrational you wouldn't be a tranny.
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Female sexuality is fluid. Lesbians do not exist. When will you all fucking realize this?!
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>>7289530
>I was that girl in high school

can you ellaborate further? It's for ugh... research.
Who was the girl and what was your relationship like? Did you talk at all?
Why were you like that, also? Were you aware?
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>>7289726
Goldstar lesbian here and I feel the same way.
Rationally, logically, autistically, I get it; you're gone and there's nothing to worry about because you're fucking G.O.N.E., however, I'm a human with a human brain and not *being* is just about the scariest thing I can think of.
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>mfw there is nothing good with the tags voyeur rape group in sadpanda
>ntr rape group has over 2000 doujins and manga
JESUS FUCK I DON'T LIKE NTR WHY MUST IT BE LIKE THIS
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>>7289723
Jesus Christ, you're that creepy hairy guy from before who kept role playing as lesbians and you're still here stalking women.

Jesus just how creepy can you get . Get out fedora.
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>>7289759
>searching shit
>finding shit
Why are you complaining exactly?
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>>7289744
You're fucking weird. I like my life because I enjoy living. But someday all these shit posters will die, their lives gone, and no one will notice.
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>>7289789
> I like my life because I enjoy living
Exactly, so the lack of that is fucking scary, cunt
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>>7289305
My first girlfriend was my high school bully. She spent 2 years treating me like complete crap and eventually beat me up twice in school and once outside of school, it was the last time outside of school that she made me kiss her.

She confessed her feelings and asked if there would be any way in the world I'd be able to look past the last couple years and come to her house for dinner the next night.

I did and her mom made us chicken sandwiches.
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>>7289788
You don't understand, I just want a doujin where girl A finds girl B (who she likes) getting raped by faceless men or whatever and she masturbates to it. I feel like wanting this today. Sorry my degenerate hormones are out of control right now.
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>>7289814
I feel like if you guys actually fucked girls, this wouldn't be occurring
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>>7289812
This is my ultimate fantasy
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>>7289814
There's plenty of shitty doujins about lesbians getting raped and watching. Just type yuri, you'll probably find your shit taste in no time.
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>>7289812
so she physically and probably mentally abused you and then you dated? What the hell made you think it was a good idea?
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lesbians are closeted t-men.
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>>7289796
No it's not the lack that I fear it's disappointment. It's like a choice between ice cream or no ice cream. I want ice cream, I'm not afraid of having none. You dumbass maleposter.
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>>7289819
How do I even fugg a girl, I'm complete trash and can't even have friends.

>>7289827
No, lesbians getting raped does nothing for me, the lesbian needs to stay out of it at all times and watch her crush get raped so I can self-insert. I haven't found a doujin like this yet, it probably doesn't even exist.
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Do not reply to anime posters. They're nothing but garbage.
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>>7289844
Then you don't really love ice cream

>>7289845
Wait till fall, visit your local college campus, and open Tinder
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>>7289854
Please be comprehensive, I'm horny and bored so bear with my shitposting!

>>7289864
>Wait till fall, visit your local college campus, and open Tinder
I don't live in murrka, Tinder is dead here.
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>>7289873
Who is this semen demon?
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>>7289869
>I'm horny and bored
Hey, me too. But I'm channeling it into playing Dishonored.
But seriously sit on my face bby
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>>7289525
yea
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>>7289741
She was a qt who I was kinda-friends with in the past but never very close. Then puberty happened and she got pretty as fuck and I got gay as fuck but I didn't want to accept that and went through a "my emotions towards her are so strong because I ACTUALLY DISLIKE HER. I'm uncomfortable around her because I don't like her at all. She's so annoying, yeah!" phase.
That lasted probably a year until I finally accepted my unrelenting love of cute girls and that it was a crush, but did nothing because I assumed she was straight and the world was cruel.

I was also the type to separate myself from my friends once I did accept my feelings, because the U.S was much more negative view of gay people then and I had this mentality of "well if they're just going to reject me and be uncomfortable about it then...I'll reject them FIRST!"
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Okay so how about someone living in Canada or yuropoor (minus britbongistan) lets me masturbate in their closet while you get fucked by 3-5 women? Just let the door open so I can quietly get inside because I don't want to be seen. How does that sound?

>>7289893
I'm in loonix, I can't play gaymes plus I don't feel like it either.
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>>7289909
If you can find 3-5 women who want to fuck me, you can do anything in my closet. Shit, in my house even. Here, take some panties or jewelry.
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>>7289908
Fear not, I'm a truLESBIAN into this sort of semen demons.
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>>7289921
Bitch that's your job, I can't even talk to girls IRL for sexual purposes.
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>>7289873
You're not special. This thread is infested with hairy straight men rping like you do. And don't bother denying it, you've been caught before and crawled away, people won't forget.

Out 2d posting neck beard, out!
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>>7289960
Pedo ape man, get out
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>>7289960
I'm not into Mikan, I've never played the game even. I would rape the Milky Holmes though, especially Kokoro-chan.
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>>7289594
Watched this episode without knowing it was about lesbians, I was getting lesbian vibes from that scene in the club when they were dancing but wasn't really sure and then when this scene happened I was freaking out like holy shit
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>>7289586
If it is coming from here, you can shame them I to shutting up, right?
>>7289617
>>7289700
You realize it's someone deliberately pushing buttons he knows will exploit people with a history of bdd and Ana for the sake of tricking them into transitioning too far. And you do realize if we go to far we'll take over your butch aesthetics.
>>7289782
Haha how creepy, what's to say this isn't the man who's been shitting up femgen with his "female worship".
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>>7289937
Well great me neither.

>>7289989
So cute. I really want to grow old with someone and then die and keep having great sex.
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I apologize my good lesbians. The thread has been littered with anime posters (non-lesbians). It will mellow out once they die out.
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I should commence a cleanse to push to bump limit.
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>>7290045
Look around, everyone hates attention whorish men like you who keep derailing the thread. Shut up and stop wrecking the place with your autism.

The fact you're crazy ugly and camwhored isn't related but guess that explains why you've got nothing better to do than annoy lesbians.
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>>7290076
>tfw too sick to see gf today.
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>>7290063
Fuck off ugly man!
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>>7289921
Can I look through your unedited computer search history for my own entertainment?

>>7290021
>we'll take over your butch aesthetics.
>not realizing that hipster straight girls did that already.

>>7289493
That was truly terrifying just to read.
And I think you've temporarily marred my wonderful childhood memories of Super Smash Bros.

>>7289574
>>7290021
If you read about five inches above your first post, there's the same troll telling us to become boys
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>>7290063
And get the hell out of our femgen and stop posting your stash of girls there.

You wouldn't ever meet our looks standards with the way you look in >>7289782 so fuck off you stupid hypocrite.
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>>7290109
Well then butch would be even more taken over with non lesbians
>If you read about five inches above your first post
I didn't read through the thread. But if it's that straight man can we do him and run him out, he's still shitposting in our thread he's infurrryiating
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>>7290109
>unedited search history
Sorry Anon, whatever lewd I read or watch, I do so in incognito.
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>>7290044
>>7290050
idk why you think 2D posters will ever go away, some of the lesbians who have been here the longest are 2D posters.
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>>7290153
me on the left
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>>7287818
>>7287838
I'm hoping this is how Germanon and Austrianon's first meeting is gonna be.
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>>7289908
>>7289922
aww these anime reaction pics are so cute

too bad there's chubby neckbearded men behind them
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>>7290196
Austrianon here, I live near Zurich now (at least for the next two years or so) so who knows.
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>>7290165
Idk, the autist in >>7289782 sure ain't a lesbian
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>>7289723
>just accept that you're transsexual and not a woman.
why can't we be friends and just support our transistors?
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>>7289782
>image.jpg
Oh my God, it's Jesus himself!
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>>7290212
So? He clearly isn't who I'm referring to, and in any case neither are some of the people who post cheesecakey 3D pictures.
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>>7290218
Some of do, I do, everywhere else but this thread. What sucks is that we had a serious problem with not being able to talk about lesbian shit, even """lesbian""" shit, because trans posters would come in and make the convo very transpecific. Which, again, would be fine if every thread had infinite replies and they didn't have their own general.
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I just started dating a girl. I'm bi, and up until this point I've only been with guys. I am also the first girl this girl has slept with. In what ways do I need to treat a girl differently? Also any advice for a beginner lesbian would be much appreciated...
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>>7290248
Much as you can help it, don't approach lesbian sex from a hetero standpoint.
My first gf had been tainted by men and she was very focused on the 'in/out' of penetration and it drove me fucking nuts when she wouldn't listen to me. All she wanted to do was adapt heterosex to girls and it just doesn't work that way.
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>>7290237
You realize the entire problem this thread was from a neckbeard who doesn't like trannies shitposting and acting like an attention whore. Looks like it's more of a troll problem
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>>7290264
Same difference, then. I just don't want someone thinking I'm some TERF with a tranny obsession outside this general.
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>>7286094
discord server invite expired :(
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>>7290262
kill the bisexual
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>>7290278
True, but I'm thinking for the sake of the girl who she has to fuck.
I want all lesbians to come, despite who they chose to fuck. They deserve it.
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>>7290289
She isn't lesbian. She said so herself. Not a lesbian? Not welcome.
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>>7290297
For the sake of the lesbian she's fucking, dear. Please, learn to read.
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>I am also the first girl this girl has slept with.
Learn to read. Tell that dumbass bitch to go to bigen.
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>>7290301
she is also not lesbian.
sorry I came into this thread, i just wanted a bit of help from some experienced people...
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>>7290288
I hope you used a script to rename all these kitschy """aesthetic""" pictures, doing so by hand would be a sign of extreme autism.
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>>7290306
My mistake
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>>7290312
I never rename them. I pluck them from my folder and change the file name to whatever I feel like. I like to talk.
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>>7290202
>Germanon grabs your mouth with her mouth
>"Wow you sure aren't used to High German!"
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>>7290325
>grabs your mouth with her mouth
Okay that made me giggle like a retard. Ugh, nobody's grabbed my mouth in some time..
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>>7290329
C'mon, this is making me want to kill myself......
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>>7290321
>"i don't rename them, i just rename them"
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>>7290345
It's making me wanna do a whole other thing.
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>>7290337
For your own and /lesgen/s sake, you need to change that.
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>>7290360
Shh, I wasn't going to tell her.
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>>7290362
Yeah, but that's the problem; no one to do that with
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>>7288429
>>7288373
>>7290109
>>7286094
You guys were right, the shitposting was all coming from that neckbeard idiot.


We're probably just gonna follow your lead and make future femgens into Cis femgen threads.
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>>7290360
>>7290367
I thought you meant in my folders. I fail to see how utilizing the filename field in the 4chan x is autistic. Its funny how the most autistic men are the ones calling other people autistic Mr. animeposter.
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guys

why are girls so cute
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>>7290248
>>7290262
I was starting to go back to accepting bi girls as legit in their claimed attraction to women, but how the hell do you not know how to sexually (but not exclusively) interact with the sex you're attracted to? I haven't even ever had sex and I still get a million sudden impulses when I'm met with a qt. It's like intuitively I know exactly what I'd do.
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>>7290398
They make me feel so fuzzy.
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>>7290376
Eh. I'll survive.
Which reminds me, I'm kinda weird about sex. Like, I never feel life I 'need' it, but some days I just want to masturbate all day. (also varying with my cycle obviously)
But even then, I don't really think "oh man I really need to have sex", I think I really need to masturbate. Is that normal? I feel like I should be craving sex, not 'just' orgasms.

>>7290364
I agree 100%. Germanon wherever you are, please take my online virginity.
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>>7290405
me too, these qt pics are making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

also lonely
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>>7290400
Dick literally rots your mind

>>7290423
Sorry, not on board even 1%. I could masturbate all day, to the point where I would be hurting myself to try again, and even still want sex with someone.
It's just not something you can replicate on your own.
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>>7290045
I thought you meant that loli dog Mikan.
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>>7290423
>But even then, I don't really think "oh man I really need to have sex", I think I really need to masturbate. Is that normal? I feel like I should be craving sex, not 'just' orgasms.
Dunno if it's normal, but I'm the same way.
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>>7290435
Don't get me wrong, I like having sex of course. I'm not saying masturbation comes close to really good sex. But horniness, to me, is always about getting off and necessarily about wanting to have sex - although I imagine having sex to get off, obviously.
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>>7290461
I feel like it'd be easier that way, honestly.
There are sometimes where I just really wanna masturbate; especially since I drive for a living and the way I kinda sit in the car makes it so easy to just kinda lean into my clit and rock a bit, but most of the time, what I want is another person. To the point where I feel like I might be fine not coming, if that meant I could grab and kiss another woman.
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>>7290472
I get that. That's another thing, actually having an orgasm is much less important to me when I'm having sex as opposed to when I'm masturbating. With sex it's great, and orgasming is fantastic but it's much more about the intimacy and the shared experience.
Also gotta say that sounds hot, in an adventurous way. I don't think I'd ever have the guts to do it in a car.
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>tfw just made a period post on /a/ I intended to do here
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>>7290491
Don't worry, /a/ is all little girls, anyway!
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>>7290497
Little girls don't have periods, baka.
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>masturbation is the topic of choice again
Not that I'm complaining but y'all need some good Christian wives
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>>7290500
Well, they will eventually, and someone has to tell them.
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>>7290502
As a little girl I hated the period talk to be honest.
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>>7290508
I hated every part of my mother trying to sex-ed me. I'm so glad I have two older sisters.
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>>7290501
If I have a good christian wife she'd probably be a bigger slut than usual tbqh.
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>>7290510
I don't have siblings and hated sex talks. Good thing I don't even need them anyway.
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>>7290501
>>7290513
Went to a Catholic all-girls school, can confirm, Christians are sluts.
Frustratingly heterosexual sluts though.

>>7290518
I kind of did - see the Catholic school stuff. But of course eventually you just kinda figure things out by yourself anyway.
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>>7290521
What's the gayest thing to happen in your yuri school?
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Interesting.
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>>7290527
even more interesting
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>>7290527
>>7290534
Men registering as women
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>>7290525
Well there was one open couple in the higher classes when I just started boarding school (so when I was 14) but I didn't really know them since they were four years older.
Then apparently (that's sisterly hearsay though, but she swears up and down) two girls from volleyball got caught diddling each other in the bathrooms during lunch break.
...I joined the volleyball team the next year. Never got played with, though. At school I mean.
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>>7290534
>lesbian seduces straight girl
Ultra lewd
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>>7290548
Oh sweet Jesus. I curse my parents for being faggot atheists, my biggest wish when I was 13 was going to an all-girls' Catholic school.

>boarding school
How gay was it that part? Did you have illegal sleepovers with each other? Tea parties? Were your roommates even slightly gay?

>two girls from volleyball got caught diddling each other in the bathrooms during lunch break
J-just like in my mango.

>At school I mean.
EHHH? Did you got played that way somewhere else, anon? Please tell me.
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>>7290385
>>7290312
Knowing how to use a script to do that is significantly more autistic
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>>7290414
I love how there's just a random crucified frog in the corner of that gif.
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>>7290580
It's my favorite thing,
I do hate, though, when a video is titled like 'So and Sos First Time', and when you hover over to preview, they're pulling out the double ended, gas powered dildos and shit.
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>>7290588
Why? It's easy as fuck with a bash script. Literally copy-paste from Google.
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>>7290548
>actually played sports
P-Post thighs pls.
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>>7290582
It really wasn't that gay I'm afraid. I mean, not much gayer than 'normal' schools I guess.
The boarding school was a bit gay I suppose. Not the lower classes though, big dormitories and anyway too young I suppose.
The higher classes had actual roommates then and I'm sure that got gay for some, but I was in a room with two other girls who were extremely cool and nice but also depressingly straight so nothing ever happened, and in any case I'm a huge coward so it's not like I'd be constantly flirting with them anyway.
We got rather comfortable with each other regarding, uh, self-made orgasms though - from necessity, even that wasn't particularly sexy. Still fun for the repressed, shy homo of the group.

I mean I got played with outside school in the usual way, first love and girlfriend and all that. I honestly wouldn't even know what to do with myself if someone randomly came on to me.
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>>7290653
>We got rather comfortable with each other regarding, uh, self-made orgasms though
Please explain further.
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>>7290661
Anon, three teenagers stuck together in a room every night for years. Horniness beats embarrassment nine times out of ten when you're 16.
And after a while we got pretty nonchalant about it, it was actually kinda cool. Like a sleepover. But none of them were even the slightest bit gay. Sigh.
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>>7290580
sauce pls
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>>7290678
Asagao no Kase-san
Immensely cute.
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>>7290588
It's really not, like >>7290631 said it's basic shit, easily found and requires 1/10th of the effort.
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>>7290678
>>7290685
Asagao to Kase-san (not "no").
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/kase_san
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>>7290702
Oh whoops. My bad.
Also new chapters WHEN?
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>>7290709
She was sick for a while so I'm not surprised she missed October. I guess we'll find out in a few days if she's skipping November too.
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>>7290737
Pls no. I need my fix.
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>>7290385
> and the y chromosome is eradicated
wew kid
if this happened, women would die out as well
why is lesgen so autistic?
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Lesgen, have you read anything exciting lately? Lesbian stuff encouraged but not necessary.
I've recently read "The Price of Salt" by Patricia Highsmith after having been a fan of her Ripley novels for some time, pretty gud.
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>>7290674
But what happened you little dipshit.
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>>7290674
Holy shit, that's wild.
Not enough, anon, tell us more. Like, what was it like the first time?
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>>7290400
>how the hell do you not know how to sexually interact with the sex you're attracted to?

Basically this: >>7290435
> Dick rots your mind.

I'm honestly being converted. Girls are way more fun.
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>>7290779
Rude. Don't you like teasing?

>>7290782
Well first time was (understandably) pretty awkward. One of my roomies just matter-of-factly stated that she's "not gonna hide in the shower" for the rest of her life and who cares, we're all good friends anyway.
With the other two of us trying to bury our beet-red heads in our pillows and ignore the obvious sounds from the other side of the room.
But as awkward as it was at first it kinda made us realize that we're all sexual beings that way, and also made us feel less alone (or me at least) so the next time, we did it together. It didn't turn into sex, it never completely stopped being awkward and sometimes it felt almost voyeuristic and weird (and made it all the more difficult to relax) but overall it was a great experience and I'm glad it worked out the way it did.
Because honestly we'd probably have been at each other's throat constantly if not.
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>>7290752
Eh, think about it this way: we used to only get three chapters a year max, so we're already doing good for 2016.
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>>7290808
So you basically masturbated at your roommates masturbating to you masturbating?

I can't even. Why do I even life if I never went to an all-girls' school, just kill me now.
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>>7290825
Well I'm not narcissistic enough to believe I can make heteros masturbate to me but yeah. Them doing it definitely helped me along.
And it's okay Anon. Come over and we'll play all-girls school together. I don't have a sexy uniform or anything but we'll make do I'm sure.
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>>7290841
Oh, my God, that is fucking amazing.
I'm actually fucking mad now.
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>>7290851
Well that wasn't my intention.
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>>7290841
NOOOOOO THAT WON'T DO. DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE BORN IN A >90% CATHOLIC COUNTRY, WITH SHITTY ATHEIST PARENTS THAT SENT YOU TO SHITTY CO-ED SCHOOLS WHEN IN FACT THERE WAS A REALLY HIGH CHANCE I COULD HAVE BORN TO ANOTHER FAMILY AND GET SENT TO AN ALL-GIRLS' CATHOLIC SCHOOL BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED SO I CAN ONLY LIVE THAT THROUGH YURI BUT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALL-GILRS' SCHOOL YURI AND I GET ONE(1) CHANCE AT LIFE AND I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT MYSELF I WILL FUCKING DIE, STOP EXISTING WITHOUT KNOWING HOW IT'S LIKE. BIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHH
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>tfw you tell your school stories hoping to get some anons wet because it's fun but all they get is mad
I-I'm sorry ;_;
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>>7290863
I mean, it's a good kind of mad, but God damn.
I went to a normal public high school; ran grades 7-12, and the only other gay kid the entire time I was there was a dude. Really chill, really rad, but a dude.
Fuck.
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>>7290863
Don't worry, it's fucking hot, I'm just mad with my own existence. Thanks for sharing, if you have more please keep writing.
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>>7290871
The only other lesbian I knew at school was a huge bitch sadly, cute and all but just so not my type, personality-wise.
But I guess I was a bit of a judgmental bitch too.

>>7290873
Honestly my treasure chest of school gayness isn't that filled unfortunately. I'm almost positive that I once kinda caught a friend getting creative with the pool jets but she denies it adamantly, even today.
But no sex in school or awkward fumbling (except ourselves) with my roomies or anything.
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>>7290892
BUT I DIDNT EVEN HAVE ROOMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>7290908
Uh, sisters maybe?
Just kidding.
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>>7290892
What happened to the ones fucking in the bathrooms anyway? What was the reaction of the other girls upon hearing that?
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>>7290914
Well like I said I only got that second-hand (it was my first year there and I've only heard it from my sis) but from what I know it simply got all hushed up and they weren't allowed to play together anymore, volleyball I mean. But nobody ever agreed on who the girls even were and none of the volleyball girls ever came forward so it's all very mysterious.
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>>7290931
Well I can't hold it anymore. I'm gonna marathon 12 hours of StoPani after 6 years just because I rewatched MariMite recently.
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>>7290500
I dunno, I started bleeding at 10. That's still pretty little, right?
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>>7290966
I was in 5th grade when I had my first period, so ditto, early bleeder
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>>7290697
>>7290631

That's exactly what autists would say.
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>>7290961
I'm not sure what those are but not holding back sounds good to me Anon. Go wild.
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>>7290966
>>7290980
How? I was 13, 3 months when i got my first period (actually same as my grand mother).
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>>7289782
That pic looks like imaqtpie if he were like 50 pounds lighter.
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>>7290990
I was 15 when I got my first period. I was late to the puberty game. I went from being 5'0 to 5'8, so I guess everything turned out well.
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>>7290990
No idea desu. My mother didn't start til she was 17 and I was talking about this with my friend the other day for some reason and she didn't start til about 13 either. I didn't suddenly spring into some voluptuous woman either - I'm an A cup and 5'2" and have been since I was about 14.
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>>7290990
I was a fat fuck when I was little. I hear that has something to do with it.
Pretty sure my mom got her's fairly early on, though, as well.

I never had sex ed, so it was a doozy.
I actually was so freaked out, and so into denial that I let myself go to school bleeding; I was fucking terrified to tell anyone.
Luckily, I made it through without anyone noticing and eventually had to tell my mom.

I hated it, since kids are such nosey shits back then. 'Mrs So-and-So, why is she bringing her backpack to the bathroom?' that kinda thing. Made me wanna kill myself.

Also had a solid year of full legbeard before my mom let me shave my legs. Wouldn't care now, but back then, oh my God.
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>>7290966
I was 14, just like all my sisters and my mom, but apparently much later than most girls. Weird how that works.
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>>7291014
You sound adorable. Please let me fuck you.
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>>7291014
I am an A cup. 5'2 too
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>lewd Catholic school stories
Jesus, that's my weakness. You are all bad bad people
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>>7291023
>>7291014
Kiss. It is fate.
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>>7291022
O-okay
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>>7291028
My parents shamed the fuck outta me when I came out, yet had no problem allowing me to not only rent, but also own this movie here
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>>7291019
I would have given anything to start later. I used to get so sick before my period started sometimes I'd have to get taken home from school and explaining it was so embarrassing. I mostly grew out of it, thankfully.
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>>7291038
I have no idea what movie that is but I think I'm gonna download it.
Also my mom shamed me too, but she also sent me to Catholic school which really didn't help with not being gay.

>>7291044
I feel you, when I first got my period we had just learned about "morning sickness", and after having cramps and puking in the night, I deduced the obvious, and surprised my dad during breakfast by announcing my pregnancy, even though my most intimate experience so far had been handholding. With a girl.
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>>7291063
>and surprised my dad during breakfast by announcing my pregnancy
kek. What was his reaction?
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>>7291063
I remember being aware of the Virgin Mary and the immaculate conception and then learning about periods and being terrified for like a week that because I hadn't had my period yet I could become pregnant through divine intervention at any time
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>>7291068
He nearly choked laughing his ass off, while my mom nearly just choked.
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>>7291077
Ayy

>>7291078
Nice
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>>7291077
Haha, we had a big Immaculata statue standing in front of school so it became a running gag to make a quick cross sign passing it whenever your period came late.
Honestly sometimes I still think that I might be pregnant, although I've never even kissed a guy. Fucking Catholic school.
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>>7291077
Church memories? Church memories.

My parents sent me to Bible camp the summer between 6th and 7th grade.
Seriously fell in love with three girls that summer.

One was a super tomboy to a t; I wore a baseball hat all summer and we thought it was funny to chase down this one qt taller girl and make her smell it. She always wore Fox gear and we were inseparable.

One of them was that tall girl, and she always hung out with us nerds because she had bad knees and was shit at running anymore. Total femme, but fuck did I want her.

The last girl was smack in the middle; chapstick lesbian. Biggest breasts I had ever seen on a real life woman.

Honestly feel like I should go back as a counselor and mentor all the secret gay kids.
Was a really weird scene; they made us call all the female counselors 'Aunt' and the males 'Uncle'.
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>>7286116
Yeah....
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>>7291102
>tfw no gay nuns at school to teach me the Rosary thoroughly after school
There was this one really pretty young nun even. So in love with her.
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>>7291102
My school had a system where a handful of girls in fifth year would mentor each incoming first year class and I really wanted to do it the year I was in fifth year because I remembered floundering as a baby gay, but I got in a trouble a couple times when I was younger and they only wanted immaculately behaved boring little bitches. Including my best friend, but I stand by my previous statement. I still feel like I had a lot to give.
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>>7291113
I know I'm a bad lesbian for even noticing but that's a pretty cool wallpaper.
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>>7291113
That kinda looks like it's blowing a raspberry to me

>>7291115
I don't think I've ever met a nun under 50. I was ridiculously in love with one of my teachers the whole way through school though. Bumped into her this evening.
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>>7291113
Welp. I hope I don't get promotions.
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>>7291117
If I can get SJW on your ass for a second; I'm really excited for the upcoming generations of gay kids. For so long, the 'gays are child molesters' thing stood so strong that even gay adults wouldn't want to touch anything 'gay kids' with a ten foot pole, least they be accused.

More and more, though I see people my age involved with gay kids in one way or another and it's just fucking awesome. Seriously so happy about this.
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>>7291127
I don't mind, she's also wearing cute stockings and hoodie.

This one is cute too, something about it...
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>>7291134
Totally. I went back to school this summer because it was open house and I felt nostalgic and was greeted by two really cute girls just shamelessly making out in the hallway. Made my day
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>>7291134
I don't disagree. I've felt for a while like I got stuck between two generations desu. The older gay people in my town just got the fuck out of here and the younger kids are growing up in an actually accepting environment and are confident in themselves. I grew up when people were just starting to actually come out and stick around and people were becoming more accepting, so I've always been out, but I still feel deeply uncomfortable. If I could have helped one other kid avoid that I feel like it would have all been worth it.

I dunno how anyone else feels though.
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Also you should really stop making me so horny. It's not nice.
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>>7286637
Doubt it's your thing
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>new yuri hime is basically a kirara but with a little bit more yuri
Sasuga
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>>7291260
I'm intrigued
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Anyone else love listening to recordings of other girls getting off? It's the only "porn" I really like desu.
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>>7291285
check out r/gonewildaudio in case you haven't already
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I think I met the love of my life at a gas station today. For some reason I felt really drawn to her and kept stealing glances, which I think she noticed. She got in a car with some guy and then drove off though so that was kind of a bummer but maybe fate will reunite us one day.
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>>7291293
That's my go-to site yeah.
I always wanted to post but I'm super paranoid about it
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>>7291160
I'm 18 and feel very uncomfortable with myself for being gay even though it's mostly accepted now. My mom has always been pretty homophobic though so maybe that's why I feel this way.
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>>7291134
That isn't SJW, it's just reality. Don't let /pol/ straighties make you afraid to feel stupid for getting happy about something good happening for gay people.
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>>7291160
Sort of on this topic - is it okay to slightly resent the gay people in your life (literally all) for being closeted and unwilling to mention anything about it? On the one hand I feel like I can't *blame* them because I get it. On the other, it sure would have helped to not get a bad impression of homosexuality all those years (let's say 6-13) partially because all the obvious and rumored gays were so incredibly secretive and closeted about it.
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>>7290961
StoPani is the shit, I laugh like a loon whenever I watch it.
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>>7291271
I'm trying so hard to be positive about it, but it's just not my thing.
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>>7291414
Oh wow. Honestly, I'm not sure? Everyone in my family or friendly with my family has been out for as long as I can remember and my cousin and I are more or less out - we don't discuss it with the older relations, but our parents (bar my dad) and all of our cousins know we're gay. I'm certain I am surrounded by people in my town who are closeted that I don't know about, but I guess that's just how things have worked out with my family. I can understand the resentment, but I think maybe at the end of the day it'll just end up bothering you more than anything? Clearly they're not happy either.
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>>7291508
It's ok, someday we will get another Hirari.
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>>7291297
That was your chance and you blew it
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>>7291520
Please, my heart hurts.
I'd be fine with just having older YH back, circa maybe a couple years before and after the rebirth.
I guess we'll see how Eclair is, and how well it sells. And Galette, though I'm slightly wary of crowd-funded ventures.

At least Itou and Ohsawa's serializations are still glorious.
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>>7291510
Only thing that keeps me from being resentful is knowing how hard it could be to be out back then
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>>7291473
Same. Sometimes out of QUALITY, other times out of cringe, and more often because the yuri still makes me giggle like a little girl.
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>matching up with qts on Tinder only to find out they were just visiting family and actually live 40 miles away or more
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>>7291641
The cringe is absolutely the best part, I fucking love how wildly over-the-top the show is. It's gay and bad and those are my favourite things.
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>>7291729
>mfw we are getting another "so bad it's good" yuri anime soon
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>>7291786
You don't know how hype I am.
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>>7291845
I'm going to make a stream just for lesgen so we can enjoy Shitrus together.
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>>7291863
Live shitposting? How modern.
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>>7291884
Citrus is worth it.
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>>7291906
I suspect NTR will be airing first, given that they're releasing more details about it. Are you gonna stream that too?
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/24/us/san-antonio-four-exonerated/

Fuck. I hope they all get millions and millions of dollars and get to live the rest of their lives in the finest and most luxurious plaid shirts the world has ever seen.
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>>7291933
Do you want me to? I don't think NTR will have as much of a shitstorm as Citrus even if the netorare is more outrageous.
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>>7291943
You're right that NTR doesn't generate as much shitposting as Citrus, but I still think it could be hilarious if animated "right". I guess we'll see what it's shaping up like when the date draws closer.
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>>7291260
Oh it's definitely my thing, bby.
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>>7291529
regretting it for sure, I felt a pull towards her, I also tend to fall in love with girls pretty easily though so it's not a huge deal, i fall in love with girls like once a month
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okay, so before it becomes too irrelevant, considering it's already 1 in the morning, and another thread already at bump limit, let me just say that i'm thankful for a girl in new jersey that would come up to see me, hardly knowing who i am

i'm sorry you had to be alone for yesterday, that you have to be alone at all, really
i'm certain you'll eventually come across someone worth your time, that has any for you, since i definitely don't fit that description

i apologize for getting all mushy, lesgen, but it's late, i'm kinda tired, and a little glum, so i wanted to get this out before i went to sleep

-sincerely, nyanon
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>>7292088
You guys are cute.
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Guys i'm so fucking thirsty for my gf right now. I hate being alone for long. I just wanna feel her muph on my face again.
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>>7289877
CHAAAAD! Hey bro where did you go?
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>>7287768
So. This week's /m/-ass insert song is a real earworm too. Fuck, why is this show so fun.
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>>7291113
Really??
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>>7292088
Dude that is super thoughtfull
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>>7292088
dem feels, m8.
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>computer isn't working, text my mom for her laptop password
>decide to look at her search history for a laugh
>it's all lesbian porn
>like no kidding, younger/older, lesbian threesome, amateur etc

My heart is pounding like I just opened pandoras box, I feel like I'm gonna vomit WHAT DO I DO NOW
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how to differentiate bi grills and straight grills
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>>7293146
Do NOT go there. Start drinking and try your very best to forget what you've seen. Your mom is a person like any other and gets horny, but she's also your mom so that's disgusting. Close the laptop, pray three Hail Mary and drink.

>>7293161
Bi grills go pearl diving.
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>>7293181

Literally impossible, she watches more lesbian porn than me. Now all I can think about is my mom flicking her bean to lesbian orgy videos
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>>7293146
>younger/older
>has a lesbian daughter
Uhh Anon...
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>>7293202
>younger/older
Ayy give me her number tho?

>>7293161
Pretty much the same thing. They'll both have shallow interests and in the end, neither are of any worth.
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>>7293213
>>7293214

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

This is my most confusing arousal ever
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>>7293202
Maybe she's just curious. Or has a reaaally interesting past.

>>7293216
I cannot do that.
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>>7293251

Well it didnt make sense to mention in my greentext, but my parents split five years ago. Also I never told her I munch rugs but Im pretty sure she just knows
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>>7293265
Do you still live with her? Because you said you used her laptop.
Either way I wouldn't worry too much about it (except that it's obviously kinda gross), don't a lot of hets watch lesbian porn?
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>Austrianon asks me to take her online virginity
>goes on to tell lewd yuri school adventures

Oh my.
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>>7293270

Yes we live together, Im a dirty NEET, shes about my best friend and we are super intimate obviously. It feels SUPER WEIRD now
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>>7293295
S-She might just be curious to know what kind of stuff her homo daughter is doing when she's got other grills over.
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>>7293295
Just bang your head against a wall until you forget about it
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>>7293285
Yes pls.
I actually think I have my uniform still lying around somewhere, though it's not super sexy (long skirts, ugh)

>>7293295
>this whole thing
>Gilmore Girls release today
It is fate.
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>>7293303

Thats some extensive research...

>>7293306

Maybe being a NEET too long has dulled my social skills, but what if I just ask her about it when she gets home from work? Otherwise theres a lot of things we do now Im gonna be double thinking
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>>7293314
"Hey mom I checked your search history. Lots of girlsex. We cool though? "
I can't see that going wrong, go for it.
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>>7293307
P-pls wear it for me anyway.
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>>7293331
Gladly. Like I said, let's meet in Zurich or wherever really.
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How do I become a cute girl? I like to think I'm androgynous but maybe I just come of as mannish.
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>>7293344
Step 1. Have a vagina
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>>7293314
Yeah ask her and tell us how it goes. Just how close are you and yr mom?
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>>7293342
Didn't we decide that Hamburg would be the most convenient for both of us?
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>>7293362
Right. Sorry, kinda spacey from migraine meds, aha. Hamburg is great tho. All for it.
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>>7293350
I already have one. What now?
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>>7293318

When you put it that way it sounds dumb yeah

>>7293360

I pretty much grew up with just her, we have a great connection, like I said Im pretty sure she knows Im a lesbo without me even telling her, and everything that happens we tell each other. Im 21 and we still snuggle in the couch together, watch movies on the TV, eat together if possible, and obviously I see her naked or vice-versa all the time, we dont mind. Until right now
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>>7293371
I'm just messing with you Anon, sorry. I mean if you're actually that close maybe it would be best if you told her, or better than second-guessing every little thing for the rest of your life.
I don't know though, I'm not close with my mom at all.

Now, this is important, is she hot?
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>>7293379

Please dont make me evaluate that I never thought about it before and I already dont wanna understand this wetness
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>>7293371
Maybe next time don't go looking up other people's browsing history. Also, I'd like to meet your mom.
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>>7293383
She probably is. Total cougar, rawr.

>>7293389
Kinda true but I mean that can also happen accidentally, you type "p" and Chrome gives you "PORNHUB - pretty young daughter caught by mom!!"
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>>7293295
I really do not see what the big deal is? Why would her liking lesb porn make things weird? Like are you getting incest vibes? because that doesnt make sense.
I wouldnt ask her about it, its weird that you were snooping. If you greenpost incestshit im calling you a liar right now btw.
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>>7293392

Shes got that mom chub going on but all my friends always said she was beautiful

>>7293395

Its just a shock, she was married to my dad for over a decade. I thought she barely even knew how to use computers
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>>7293265
Well now you can munch rugs together :^) mother-daughter bonding at it's finest.
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>mistaken for a dude in real life
>get called a tranny on the internet
Ugly girls suffer the worst
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>>7293370
Apply makeup to vagina.

>>7293404
Fuck your mother, anon. God gave you this opportunity
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>>7293395
Honestly if my mom was watching lesbian porn with younger girls I'd be weirded out too.

>>7293404
Might be just curiosity. If I was married for ten years I'd start thinking about pussy too
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>>7293369
I've heard having thighs around your face is a pretty effective way of blocking out bothersome outside noises.
Well, I'll probably be in Hamburg again next February. Maybe during winter break if any of my friends there have free time.
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>>7293404
Is your mom single right now?
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>>7293413
>>7293406

Stop trying to manipulate my feeble little NEET mind

>>7293416

Yes, Im thinking of going

>Hey mom, I know we talk about everything, so I was using your laptop today and ACCIDENTALLY I opened the history tab, and I promise Im not judging, but I gotta ask... do you like women?

>>7293425

Yes but not for you, shes too precious
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>>7293421
Yeah, uh I mean it's getting cold anyway so special earmuffs are a good idea. You are always so caring germanon.
Also, random question but do you ski? I just imagined renting a small comfy Blockhaus somewhere in the Alps, drinking Glühwein and cuddling on a fur blanket in front of the fireplace.
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>>7293433
If you're close enough for that to not be super weird, sure I guess.
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>>7293434
I could also hold your hand for additional warmth.
I don't ski, no. Nonetheless, I'm definitely all for experiencing such a cuddle scenario.
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>>7293463
Well I'm more hyped about the cuddling and drinking anyway.
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>>7293472
I'm up to do that anywhere.
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>>7293444

Im hoping. She still uses internet explorer and bing though which was kinda cute, look at this
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>>7293496
Works for me. There's some pretty nice hotels in Hamburg anyway.

>>7293504
>bing
>IE
Well there goes my arousal
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>>7293517
Yes? Never needed to rent a hotel there.
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>>7293552
Yeah sure, it's a nice city. Park Hyatt somewhere in Hamburg-Mitte if I remember correctly. Been there with my dad last year. Great spa.
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>>7293555
Well I guess I better start saving up.
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>>7293600
I don't mean to get all sugar-mommy on you, but my family has some money. I (hypothetically) wouldn't mind paying for the trip, I've done it with friends.
Obviously that wouldn't be linked to any sexytimes, aha.
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>>7293631
What, I couldn't even pay you back, using my glorious body?
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>>7293665
I think they have a word for that.
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>>7293665
I mean you wouldn't have to.
Obviously I wouldn't say no. I haven't had sex in...some time.

>>7293671
Oh shush
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Inccido pls stop luring girls into prostitution.
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Its my birthday and everyone forgot
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I COULDNT WAIT ANY LONGER GUYS IM SORRY FUCKING WHY

I ALREADY REGRET IT
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>>7293741
Happy Birthday Anon <3
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>>7293756
>what is this
Well what do you think it is
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>>7293778

Apparently it was a mistake
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>>7293819
Oh shiiiiii
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>>7293671
Being a good little kohai?

>>7293680
Thank you for believing in my qtness.
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Shes sending me more messages I'm too embarassed to look at

>tfw your life ends because of porn
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>>7293741
Happy birthday fag
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>>7293819
She's obviously lying
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Im seriously alternating between extremely anxious and laughing histerically right now

Is my mom in the closet?
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>>7293853
Or her mother's friend really does watch lesbian porn and Anon can bang a MILF without feeling guilty.
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>>7293868
Just pretend to believe her, make your own user and never mention it again, it'll just get worse.

>>7293832
Of course, sweetie.
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>>7293868
KEK. Stop bullying your mom you little shit. I've found gaymale porn in my mom's history but that's something you need to keep a secret you stupid autist.
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>>7293504
>>7293756
>>7293819
>>7293868
My friend's mom is "straight" but she sends me nudes sometimes and we flirt constantly.

If you'd like I could try to seduce your mom, at least you'd know then.
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>tfw no mature woman to spoil you
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The moment Anon posted about her mom I instantly knew you thirsty bitches would be all over her.
No judgment tho. But still y'all are predictable
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>>7293741
We love you, anony!
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>>7293931
>lesbians are attracted to women
>that goes for older women too
Why would anyone be surprised?
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>>7293931
I'm still convince it's fake; however, it does make a good plot for a porn film.
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>>7293946
Pretty sure that already exists a thousand times in porn yeah.

>>7293957
>transistors
Reminds me of all the Mike Pence middle names.
Mike "putting the trans in transistor" Pence
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>>7293925
Get out please, we don't want self centered men like you ruining the thread.

Get out or you'll be reported. The rest of the gens are all furious at you so don't think they won't toss out a neckbeard like you.
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>>7293925
Reported, and just in case if that doesn't get you and your shitposting out, I'll just hop over to your Twitter and let everyone know what a hypocrite you are. Invading bio female spaces, makeing yourself the center of attention and derailing everything with your fettishy crap.

Your friends aren't gonna like it.
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>>7293504
Actually, if you're looking for porn vids, Bing is so much better than Google or even sites I used to use like Lobstertube.
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I was just dreaming that I was telling a girl in Japanese that she should watch the next episode of Brave Witches because it's a Krupinski episode so it should be fun and yuri.

Why am I an autist even in my dreams?
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>>7294078
Well I dreamt I was having sex with Alexis Bledel, that's what dreams are for, unrealistic fun stuff.
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>>7294082
I wish I could have dreams like that again. While I was getting off my crazy pills I was dreaming almost every night lewd things involving grills, now I'm just getting autistic dreams.
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>>7294087
Sames. I was taking antidepressants in small dosage for my migraines but they really didn't do much so I stopped taking them and my dreams have been absurdly lewd every night. To the point that they're dragging on into the day.
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>>7294096
The lewdest stuff I dreamed involved getting raped with a green cone by a hot teacher. Funnily enough it did feel traumatic but also hot.
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>>7294102
The lewdest stuff I dreamt involved my sister, but let's not go there.
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>>7294148
Go there. Did you go there irl?

>>7294102
Why green? Like a traffic cone?
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>>7294156
Nooo. She's super straight and honestly not even my type. And, y'know, my sister. We're just pretty close and my dumb medicated dream-mind confused that with romantic attraction.
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>>7294159
Your secret is safe here amongst your fellow anons. I've never thought of my sisters sexually, not even in a dream. I envy those that have tho.
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>>7294156
No, it was a literal math textbook green cone. It was weird.

>>7294148
Pls tell story.
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>>7293146
Interestingly enough anon, my gf suspects her mom of being gay too.
She looks pretty dykey in all her young pictures too.
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>>7294170
Honestly I felt super awkward about it when I woke up (and uncomfortably horny) so nothing to be envious about.

>>7294172
Not much of a story really, just random horniness. I dreamt she'd come into my room at night, pull down my pajamas and just slightly rub me off until I wake up - and like it, so she wouldn't stop until I get off, then just kiss my forehand and leave.
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>>7294286
You're evading the ban now, and calling all of your critics infiltrator men. After you've acted in such a gross way and monopolized so much of the thread. You're probably a failed hon tranny turned neck beard given how crazy you are.

Reported again, and because you won't stop invading all the gay threads in 4chan. It's time we tell your Twitter buddies what a nice guy you are.
They'll thank us for keeping them filth free.
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>>7294309
That sounds really cute. I wish I had an onee-chan.
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>>7294286
You do realize evading makes your ban permanent, don't you. And you do realize that even the faggots are coming here to complain about you. You aren't wanted.
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>>7294309
Well I'm gonna use your dream to help me out on a cold night. Perfecto.
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I'm going to buy some qt lingerie to make my gf horny.
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>>7293883
>>7293896
>>7293904
>>7294075
>>7294259

Sorry, went to play TF2, she said well talk when she gets home. Havent heard that in years
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>>7294380
You're a broken record. Get out hon freak.
You aren't just evading a ban, you're ruining a place with your egotism.
Your Twitter friends need to know about the way you're acting.
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>>7294375
As soon as my current gf and me started getting lewd I went out and bought three pairs of fancy lingerie.
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>>7294360
Feel free Anon. Knock yourself out.
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>>7294380
You should be banned from the Internet, not only 4chan.
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I need an alien gf
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>>7294376
You must keep us updated, anon.
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>>7294657

This was the end of the conversation, she arrives in about an hour
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>>7294692
>it's happening
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>>7294692
>but I can see you searched for it yourself

Oh Anon.
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>>7294692
Oh man I'm getting my popcorn ready.
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>>7294715

Was that a bad move?
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>>7294692
dis gon be gud.jpg
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>>7294712
>>7294719
>>7294730

Fuck youre making me anxious you dirty munchers

What do I say to her? How do I get THE TRUTH?
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>>7294721
Yeah, are you retarded? I mean especially since I hear about straight women looking at lesbian porn because they want to see a woman come or get eaten out, and in hetero porn, that only lasts for like a second.
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>>7294745

If my mom wanted to see another woman cum Id still think thats pretty gay dude
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>>7294739
>What do I say to her?

Nothing more than what needs to be said.

>How do I get THE TRUTH?
Your skilled tongue can be quite persuasive.
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>>7294761
Is it, though? I always thought it was pretty normal, in the same way that """straight""" dudes like watching facial videos or something.
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>>7294721
Well, it means that you now actually have to face the conversation. If you had accepted that her "friend sent the links", you could have avoided that. So it depends on how deep you wanna dig.
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>>7294801
My question would be WHY does she wanna dig?
I could understand if she was shit all over and kicked out for being gay as a kid, it'd be dragging out a hypocrisy, but it seems like anon's just nosy.
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>>7294779
>skilled tongue
You homos are pretty good
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>>7294779

>that pic

My mom does not look like an old country singer

>>7294785

But in that scenario its a woman taking the facial, not another man...

>>7294801
>>7294826

It was obviously a lie and I was mid-diddle and I felt courageous
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>>7294842
I think that lady looks strangely like an old Brett Hart.
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>>7294866

I know its mean but it took me a while to even realize it was a lady

My moms not even old, she had me at 17. Shes 38 dudes
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>>7294885
I mean, do you wanna fuck your mom, girl?
That's the only reason you should be pursuing this.
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>>7294885
>She's 38
Old as fuck.
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>>7294885
>only 38

Now it gets hot again.
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>>7294893

No, I'm not that porny, even though I haven't gotten any since april

Im curious though, would lesgen do it? This is from a trip she took last year, like I said shes got the slight mom chubs
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>>7294953
you could at least have only censored her eyes
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>>7294953
No
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>>7294953
Now post a picture of yourself so we can get a better understanding of the situation.
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>>7294953
If I didn't know her? Possibly.
If she was my mom? Hell flipping no.
Unless my mom looks like Christina Hendricks, I wouldn't touch her.
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We talked just now, shes now claiming she came home drunk off a party she went to last month and searched for that stuff on the internet bc she was hammered, which again is bull because there were searches from this week there, she thinks I dont know how computers work

Somehow Im just not satisfied. Should I officially come out to see if she does the same?
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>>7295116
You say you're so close, but she doesn't know you're a faggot?
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>>7295116
Sure, then you'll reach a satisfying conclusion.

Simultaneously if you guys 69.
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>>7295116
>you come out
>your mommy comes out
>you two have sex together

Seems like a solid plan!
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>>7295116
I have to go to bed, bby. If a new thread is made, please keep posting about your lesbian mom adventure story.
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>>7295134
>>7295141
>>7295145
>>7295159

Absolutely no dice, I went to the kitchen like "mom... you know, right?" pointing towards myself and she was like "yeah" so I said "then its alright if you wanna tell me something" to which she replied "I have nothing else to tell you, I already explained myself"

Sad
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>>7295235
She is playing hard to get. So coy.
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>>7295235

Also if I werent SO DAMN RESPECTABLE Id have looked through her facebook messages to see if I found anything, it was still logged in IE
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rude m9
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>>7295264
Absolutely blown the fuck out.
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>>7295264
Dad is on fire
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>tfw gf got new job and is now never home

It's time to bust out the daki again, isn't it.
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>>7296105
WORST

FEEL
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>>7296164
It really is. ;_;
Especially because I only have classes three times a week currently, and need cuddles all the more during the cold winter days.
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>>7296212
Yeah I used to work like 2-3 days a week and spend the rest of it waiting for gf to come home from her full time job to cuddle me. It sucks being unable to cuddle in cuddle weather.

(Not that any of this is relevant for me anymore since we broke up.)
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>>7296235
Sorry to hear that you broke up, Anon.
I'm also afraid she's overworking herself. She has so much more on her plate now than a couple weeks ago, and she won't really catch a break until next Spring.
>>
Gf decided to color her hair blue as a surprise and I'm not sure how I can handle this change.
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>>7296333
How long is it?
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>>7296330
Get her sick so she'll stay home in bed with you tbqhwyf. I'm sure she deserves a break.
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>>7296347
Shoulder length
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>>7296333
Gross dyed hair colors are gross.
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>>7296361
Oh thank god you're not my gf comaining on the internet because i did the same.
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>>7296364
This
>>7296368
You're trash
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>>7296353
We'll both be on winter break in three weeks, I'm hoping we can make up for lost time during it.
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>>7296368
kys
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>>7296386
>tfw no trash lesbian gf
>>
Lesgen quick and quick only

My mom is asleep, should I look through her phone once and for all to settle this story we had today? THERE MUST BE ANSWERS THERE
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>>7296456
DO IT FAGGOT!
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>>7293202
Maybe she's just, uh..."researching" to see what sex is like for her daughter.
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>>7296483

You really sound like a man but I SHALL

>tfw she leaves it charging in the living room desk

Bless her innocent heart
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>>7296502
Report all findings. Also what story?
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>>7296502
Search her messages and Internet history there too.
>>
Holy fucking shit guys, seriously holy fucking shit

There are nudes

My heart is racing out of my chest

THERE ARE NUDES
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>>7296535
From whom?
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>>7296456
Yeah why not
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>>7296537

Her and a fucking colleague of her I personally know, Im seriously almost throwing up

Im gonna see if I can open her facebook on the laptop to print
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>>7296535
>>7296548
So your mommy is a lesbian?
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>>7296535
>>7296548


Oh shit man, details.
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>>7296548
Colleague is a woman? Also post a pic of the cellphone showing some nude (even if you have to censor it)
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THIS IS THE SAFEST PIC I COULD FIND OF THE COLLEAGUE

And look at the fucking date, its been on for ages
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>>7296581
lmao. This shit is funny but nigga, it's an unwritten rule to NEVER EVER check the computer/cellphone of family even after their death. You're a fucking asshole. Keep posting though.
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>>7296581
Yu're going to hell but keep posting.

Also someone please gather all these together
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>>7296598
>>7296604

Oh my fucking god dude it goes way back

My fucking moms ass Im shaking for real
>>
>>7296616
So your mom really is a fucking lesbian and you're a babydyke, right?
>>
Fucking hell guys there were more pics than Im comfortable with and two videos on her phone

I just put it back I dont think I can sleep tonight
>>
>>7296634
>not sharing anymore with us
WHY?!
>>
>>7296634

Why would she lie, though?
Why hide it, if she knows you're pro homo?
>>
>>7296616
That's a fine ass over there
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>>7296634
Don't tell your mom about this right now. When she tells you she's going out with her colleague send her a text message saying you know they are fucking and the screenshots and ruin her sexy time.
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>>7296638

No some fuckface will get me banned even though Im as much of a victim of horny mommy as anybody else

>>7296642

I dont fucking knowwwwwwwww

She didnt seem half confused in the messages nor in the diddling video she sent that woman

>>7296644

Surprisingly
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>>7296651
>diddling video she sent that woman

Damn, she's not even half-hearted about it huh.

Man why the fuck is she trying to hide it tho?
What could she be worried about?
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>>7296651
You and your mom need to fugggg
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>>7296655

I can only guess shes ashamed for some reason, or its a dirty secret

>>7296657

Fucking stop

How fast would I go to hell if I just rubbed a single one, a single quick one, to the video I found? Please dudes
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>>7296686
You're already going to hell. Stop tormenting yourself and embrace the pleasure.
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>>7296686

Video's that good?
Besides, incest is bad becuase it makes fucked up babbies. No babbies here boss.


And yeah I assume its shame on her part or worrying about something - what it might be i have no clue, but still.
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>>7296695

Its pov style my one and only weakness plus THE ADRENALINE

God fucking damnit man
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>>7296702

desire for imgur link intensifies
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Last print honest

Fuck it just gonna rub this out
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>>7296731
Just give it up already and allow us to see some moar
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>>7295235
Holy shit, girl.
Leave your fucking mom alone. WHY are you doing this to her?
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>>7295235
I'm going to bang you and your mom against a wall
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>>7296743
>>7296763
>>7296797

Guys... I did it

My shame at this moment will never be matched
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>>7296827
I mean, you're crossing a line here.
Are you sure you aren't the reason your parents split up? I doubt this is your first time being an autistic weirdo like this.
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>>7296845

No, dad had a mistress

What is the feeling called when youre sad about masturbating to your mom masturbating but at the same time youre proud of getting to the truth of it?
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>>7296867
Autism
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>>7296867
You're beyond salvation
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>>7296827
>>7296867

Pics tho.
Of you or your mother, either works
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>>7297180
or both together
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>>7297226
Preferably her, though. I wanna see what kind of girl goes this far down the rabbit hole
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>>7297180
>>7297226
>>7297275

Im pretty hot I think, just autistic I guess. I use this free time I have to go to the gym sometimes
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>>7297290
Let us seeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>7297297

Took this pic for the girl I was I was seeing in april

Dont trash my tattoo, got it with my mom as you can see here >>7294953 shes got them on her legs as well
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>>7297325
Oh, I am definitely gonna trash that tattoo, and I love tattoos.
This whole story makes more sense now that I'm able to imagine the two of you on an episode of COPS.
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>>7297334

I dont get the cops thing, EXPLAIN
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>>7297343
I'm calling you white trash, dear, keep up
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>>7297350

Dont even pretend like youd refuse me
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>>7297360
You're fine, it's your tattoo I don't like.
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Post your best lesbian girl abs.
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>>7297325
you've got fucking issues lmao
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>>7296581
>>7296616
>tfw your mom's gf is hotter than yours
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>>7297325
I'd bang you up against a wall and then, when you're passed out, I'd color in that tattoo so it doesn't look so trashy.
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>>7297693
Don't think that'd help.
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>>7297759
I mean, I think it'll be fine so long as you check yourself for STDs later
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For memories.
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>>7297966
You're doing the Lord's work
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>>7297974
1000 hrs on paint, m8. But totally work it.
If anon post more, I'll add on to it.
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>>7297984
oops, meant to say *worth
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>>7286094
discord link expired, is there a new one?
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>>7298116
Youre invited to my doscord, bby
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>go to sleep
>next morning, Anon diddles herself to her mom and her sinfulness kills Castro
Well fucking done
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