Cis Lesgen

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>tfw no gf to be degenerate weebs with

>tfw no gf

WHY WONT SHE PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME!!!?! ;-----;

All the lgbt is about to be set up with conversation crap. Please by all means. Educate me on what it is we should be thankful for.

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I haven't had anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with for years and my brother died and it's destroyed my family.

>>7273448
Just remember, some day you'll be able to celebrate with your wife.

>>7273358
I humbly give thanks for the anons who post their tummies etc, amen.

>>7273304
Because you don't demand it.

My gf wants to leave me. What do

>>7273465
I don't wanna get married like a hetshit, though

>>7273476
Leave her first. That'll teach her.

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>>7273465
>Just remember, some day you'll be able to celebrate with your brother.
FTFY

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>>7273497

>>7273486
Heh heh. That's like the trump people protesting Starbucks by buying Starbucks...

>>7273472
Hmmm. Good point.

>>7273482
>not wanting a qt3.14 that loves you so much she pledges to basically be your property
>not wanting a qt3.14 that loves you so much she asks you above all other girls in the world to be her property

>>7273541
I like the concept of always being around your best friend, but I also would prefer to fuck other girls if I'm like seriously dating someone too

>>7273560
Ugh. Gross.

Reply to this post only if you are a gold star lesbian.

>>7273614
Thas me. :)

>>7273614
I'm more of a Skyline lesbian
> not sure if people outside my state will get the joke

>>7273614
Right here

>>7273601
Your goldstar status doesn't count if you're a virgin, S

>>7273657
all goldstars are technically virgins

>>7273690
If you're a faggot

>>7273472
>Because you don't demand it.
how do I demand it??

She wont always reply when i text her even, she only replies if i spam her, or say its really important.
is it weird that I want to talk everyday?
>>7273476
tell her no? why does she want to leave you?

>>7273690
>tfw no goldstar slut virgin gf that has had thousands of staceys' pussies on her face

>>7273560
absolutely disgusting you heathen
>>7273541
i want to do those things...i actually want to do those things for someone else more than i want someone to do them for me.

>>7273560
Fucking degenerate scum.

>>7273497
>someday you'll be able to be the wife of your brother
Fixed.

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>>7273799
*country music starts playing*

>>7273799
>the failed y chromosome thinks he's being clever
kek

>>7273657
Not a virgin. Haven't been one for quite some time now...
Oh yay. Newfags...
I like this walk away for a bit, whole new anons to fuck with.

Celebration and joy were never meant for me.

We don't celebrate thanksgiving so I never really understood what it was for, but it seems nice enough. Basically a big ass pre-christmas dinner.
The whole idea of the american Christmas/thanksgiving is so amazing to me. In Australia our Christmas is just a hot couple of days where you meet up with your family, generally at the beach, have fish and chips or a bbq and get really fuckin sunburnt.

>>7273614
All upon this hallowed ground must praise the majesty of Haloalo, the Goddess of Tits, Holy be Thy name.

>>7273690
Amen. Purest form of love. No sex before marriage. All lesbians go to heaven.

>>7274117
Come be my aussie gf and we will have a traditional american thanksgiving with a traditional american christmas and traditional lesbian sex.

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my family's ostracized me over an argument that was their fault, i have no car and no gf, i live alone and i work the night shift on thanksgiving so fuck the holidays i guess? i'm not doing anything.

>>7273614
:)

>>7274204
Sounds perfect, I'm down.

>>7273614
Present and ready to march on the infidels!

>>7273121
I spent last thanksgiving at a chinese buffet listening to gulag archipalego on audiobook because my family insults and i wear headphones outside because people insult me

>>7274219

Anon... what the fuck happened?

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On a scale from 1 to Izetta, how gay are you Anons?

Anyone have sex with a really religious girl? Like a mormon? I'd be down for that because it sounds turbo forbidden.

>>7274526
Not a Mormon (I'm European, they're not really a thing here), but I went to a Catholic all-girls school kinda in the country, and kinda had a fling with another girl for a few weeks before graduation.
It didn't feel taboo to us, just "oh gosh finally".

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Got into a nasty fight with my husband yesterday because he said I had put on weight. Cried all night. I know everyone here hates me but fuck it. Am I too fat to bang? :')

>>7274808
tell us more
we want know everything

>>7274307
sorry, old pic, lesgen just usually seems to like it.

fell forward in the dark, stuck my arms out to catch myself, dumb move, exploded my wrist, radius/ulna pushed back, turned my elbow into gravel. other arm slipped (thankfully), still took a lot of skin with it, lots of deep tissue bruising.

bad luck demon or something. wish i had done it snowboarding or skateboarding or something, yknow, cool.

Gay marriage is soon gonna be legal where I live and while I'm super excited other people can finally get married I'm shitting myself because it means I lost my forever excuse to not get married.

>>7274526
my ex's parents were lowkey religious nuts. the extended family were the worst, never learned my name, i was just "the lesbian" even after a year of dating. never bothered me too much though because i had the distinct satisfaction of wrecking their daughter every night.

>>7274892
Where do you live?

>>7274898
Finland

>>7273465
I'm actually so excited for when this comes true. I don't have anyone to celebrate holidays with, but I'm not sad about it, because I know my best holidays are still awaiting me.
For now I'm content with being able to work on such days and get that sweet extra payment. It's not like I'd have anything better to do.

Thanksgiving is not a thing here, but in the spirit of things: I'm thankful for my therapist, job, roommate, finally picking up drawing again and getting two cartons of cigarettes from my mom.

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>>7273614
GSL reporting in

>>7274808
You're too married to bang. I am not a homewrecker.

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>>7274817
He said I had been doing nothing but stay home and drink all day ever since I went on vacation, that I put on weight, and should join a gym with the free time I'm having. Nevermind that he's overweight.

>>7274932
Then wreck his instead of my home.

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>>7275008
>overweight guys

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how does sex with a girl feel like?

>>7275038
Like heaven

>>7275038
>I have never seen a vagina
Buy a makeup mirror

>>7275088
my own vagina doesn't count

>>7275037
What does that image mean? And yeah, no self-consciousness at all. He sweats like a pig during sex and has low stamina and I don't bat an eye. I'm seriously just so fucking angry. I don't know if it was because of him but I've been thinking about women for a long time since marrying. I know lesbians say it's not like real sex but I only masturbate to lesbian porn nowadays.

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Finally, my hands-free orgasms have landed me a place in /lesgen/'s top news.

Help me anons. I've always thought I was bi and I'd find some guys attractive, but I have never even kissed with a guy. Then my online friend invited me for a weekend, we wanted to cuddle and it went sexual… I don't know if I can like guys anymore – it was very soft, relaxing, comfortable…
What should I do…
Also that friend is bi, but she says she'd never be in a relationship with a girl…

>>7275111
try some kinks like sexual stimulation during exercise
but no sex till he lose at least 10 lbs

>>7275109
Sure it does Anon. Believe in the power of vagina.

>>7275113
So. Jealous.

>>7275179
Fuck him. The only reason I don't go to a gay nightclub or try to experiment at a bar today is because I haven't gotten drunk enough for that. How does real lesbian sex compare to porn?

>>7274808
>implying i want to bang someone thats not a gold star.

>>7275153
try here also
>>7232897

>>7275209
It's more fun.

>>7275209
you can get drunk in the club
go to experiment girl
RIGHT F#CKING NOW

>>7275111
WTF? It IS real sex. The fuck us wrong with you?

>>7275231
what? is there some kind of meme that what i said is apparently not allowed?

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>>7275239
Oh really?

>>7275242
If any girl here can make me wet by telling me how they'd convert me I'll leave the house right now. And here's an oldie one.

>>7275262
you're fine but
if you want more wise monkeys don't cut your chances

>>7275268
Really. Lesbian porn seems to oddly detached and faked.
Real sex (I've found) is way more about sensuality and passion and the build-up.
Of course I can't compare it to hetero sex though.

>>7275209
Porn is blatantly fake to a real lesbian. The real thing is clumsy intense passionate. What you see in porn is made to satieat men. It has to have more detail if it wants to turn a real lesbian on.
Cuz trust me. Nails on a girl is in NO WAY sexy to a lesbian

>>7273614
Down with the biscum!

If you don't watch or read yuri you are not TRUdyke

>>7275358
You know what pisses me off. The fact that biscum fake ass bitches are the ones who voted trump.

>>7275362
No. If you DO do that. It means you have a penis.

>>7275268
Fucking bi sput get out.

Either man up and fuck a woman or just be a baby for the rest of your life and keep taking your obese husbands cummies because you're too puss to take control of your life.

>>7275363
Down with meme star lesbians up with daddy trump!

>>7275188
>So. Jealous.
You can always come over and let me teach you, Anon.

>>7275404
I would love to come over.
And then come all over again.

>>7273657
I just got my kv card taken so I feel pretty golden anon

>>7275441
Pls be in Europe.

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Now that we're dead, my dear, we can be together. :3

>>7270449
surely you aren't talking about me, are you nj anon?

>>7275368
Nice meme

>>7275521
Oh, but I am.
Got nothing to do all day that day. Assuming neither do you, I could, ugh, 'bring the stuffing'....

Is it messed up that I sometimes wish I could see my family reaction if I killed myself?

Or died of something like starvation, since I can't buy food right now, and they're clearly annoyed at having to support me, which I totally understand but can't really help right now.

>>7275494
Austria.

>>7275631
No, it's not fucked up, it's called being 12. Call me when you get into high school.

>>7275577
eeehh
i wish i could say your assumption is right

>>7275664
I'm fine being 12. That's the perfect Loli age.

>>7275651
D-Don't tell me you're Austrianon?

>>7275743
Wow. That was like a year ago.
I'm flattered Anon.

>>7275752
Fate has brought us together once more, I'm Germanon.

>>7275763
Ohmygosh.
This is technically my longest running romance ever.
That's sad and awesome.

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>>7275722
Nah, that's cool. I'll just watch the South Park marathon alone and cry....you enjoy your family

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>>7275767
It's about time we take our romance to the next level.

>>7275854
I'm gonna be studying near Zurich (St Gallen) next semester, come visit me bby.

>>7275865
This is the only time I've ever wished to live closer to the South.

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>>7275865
>>7275979

>Austrianon and Germanon are still a thing in flirtation terms
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes me more happy than is sensible.
You two should kiss.

>>7276006
I can't wait for germanon to anschluss qt face.

>>7276006
>>7276034
Ready to be anschlussed.
Annex my heart Germananon.

>>7276048
I've already sworn to hold your hand and turn you into a true woman.

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>>7275814
chipper up?
thanksgiving isn't the only holiday in the world...

*sighs in a gay way*
My ex dumped me a year ago right after I spent Thanksgiving with her extended family. This is going to be a sad holiday.

>>7276078
>hold my hand
O-oh my. I can barely contain myself.

>>7276078
>hold my hand
Lewd.

>>7276186
>>7276199
They need to be out of the way in order for me to teach you the hands-free orgasm.

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>>7276186
>>7276232
Pic related, you two.

>>7276272
I'll be Izetta then.
Teach me your hands free secrets, Germananon.

>>7275332
>Porn is blatantly fake to a real lesbian. The real thing is clumsy intense passionate. What you see in porn is made to satieat men. It has to have more detail if it wants to turn a real lesbian on.
>Cuz trust me. Nails on a girl is in NO WAY sexy to a lesbian
This. I can't stand studio lesbian porn but I really like the homemade stuff.

>>7276359
As mentioned in the last thread, I think it's mainly a psychological thing. And what's better than a qt to reach that psychological high.

>>7274219
I'd visit you, anon, except I don't live anywhere near Portland.

Why the fuck is lesgen humouring another straight bitch talking about her husband? Are attention seeking straight women the new trannies?

>>7276497
I usually hate studio stuff too, but recently I found something called Hegre-Art that's kinda hot (imo), it's a lot of solo or massage stuff though so that has to be your thing.

>>7276508
Well I'm all ready. Teach me. I'm literally shaking in anticipation.

>>7276497
kek this was me trying to fap today, the girls so aren't into it and they have no chemistry

i also love the homemade stuff but there's barely any of it, and i can't get off in seeing 2 fatties with short hair go at it

>>7276573
i wonder this, are the lezzies in here too desperate for female attention they humor straights?

the last thread where that slut posted her chubby ass and everyone here was going nuts over it, even though she stated she had a boyfriend?

>>7276597
Fucking shameful desu.

>>7275111
Things will never get better. Dump him and troll for a hook-up on craigslist or tinder where the fellow bis-in-unhappy-marriages are.
They might not be great at lesbian sex either, but you can get some practice in and if you look at a vagina and aren't in the mood to try it, they'll understand.

>>7276577
Austrailia makes the best porn between Girls Out West and Abby Winters.
Might trigger some of you here too much, though.

>>7276111
Yeah, there's usually a South Park marathon on Christmas too, I generally watch after I see a movie by myself or something....

>>7276587
Homemade is definitely best but I agree that it's difficult to find good stuff. Pretty much why I don't watch a lot of porn altogether, I can fantasize much better stuff.

>>7276615
>girls out west
Can't say I've ever heard of that but I'm really no porn expert. Why would it trigger anyone tho?

>>7276573
>>7276597

I'm cool with her for as long as she posts lewds tbqh. She seems more ""straight"" than straight, anyway.

>>7276577
It seems you'll have to book your ticket to Berlin before your next semester starts.

>>7275037
>guys
Fix'd

>>7276573
Well cut it at the source. Go kill her or convert her. No three ways about it.

>>7276646
Pit hair more often than not.

>>7276684
Can't we meet in maybe Munich or Hamburg?

>>7276738
Hamburg would be great, I used to live there and am still renting a place.

>>7276738
You are obligated to post any and all material acquired through your meeting here, as offering to the Goddess.

>>7276787
Awesome. My dad's firm has an apartment there, that totally works.

>>7276792
>pictures of two awkward shy girls sitting on a bed next to each other, blushing and fidgety
Well okay

>>7276812
I'm not that much of a spaghetti spiller, honest.

>>7277042
Well okay, then you'll just have to guide me through.

>>7277077
You didn't get taught how to deal with women at your Catholic all-girls school?

>>7277104
I had some experiences (though not a lot) but most of the time I got "picked up", I wasn't ever particularly flirtatious or forthcoming.

>>7276615
i'll have time for you someday nj anon

>>7277142
Does that mean I'm the Senpai in this relationship?

>>7277299
That's exactly what it means germanon-samaa~

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Hey lesgen, so I'm planning on breaking up with my gf of 5 months tonight.

She was drunk and cuddled with her ex at the ex's house about two weeks ago, I took her back and have been trying to move on from it. I've tried bc this girl was my first real relationship and I'm crazy about her but my trust is broken in her and she seems totally unwilling to put the effort in to rebuild that trust. I live about 40 mins away and am always the one to make the drive (we haven't always had this distance, I moved out here for school in September, she came to see me a few days after all this happened but that was the only time), and when I came to visit her this past weekend she was being really moody towards me (she sprained her thumb at work Friday morning, she said she was just cranky bc of that) and it all just sort of came out at once. I know it's not all on her though, I shouldn't have just ignored how I felt like this. I haven't been answering her texts since Sunday night.

tl;dr I'm gonna break up with my gf, how do I make this as easy as possible for both of us?

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>>7277305
W-Wew. I always figured you were older and more experienced than me.

>>7277322
homicide-suicide

>>7277393
22. And honestly really not very experienced in regards to, uh, two-people aspect of sex.

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Just me taking a nap with the bae.

>>7277322
Explain why you want to break up. It makes it easier on you both. Don't say you'd like to stay friends unless you have a shit load of common friends and can't avoid your ex at like parties. Make a clean break. Grab all your stuff with you. Stay calm, don't shout and try to not be an asshole. Don't say mean shit about your ex to friends. Give yourself time to heal from the break up, get drunk/do stupid shit/hook up/focus on school/hobbies etc.

>>7277420
I'd be asking if you're more experienced in more-than-two-people aspects of sex, but both of our conversations featured our masturbation life pretty early on.

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>>7277195

>>7277427
I tried googling "girl cuddling with vibrator" but only found porn sadly.

>>7277458
Nope. Got asked for a threesome by two friends of mine but I was too chicken.
But yeah, masturbation life is best life. No shame.

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>>7277427
>>7277470
my gf trying to go down on me in the car again -baka -

>>7277470
Well Austrianon-chan, you can teach me all about great masturbation.

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>>7277587
G-gladly.

>>7277541
That pizza sucks dick

>>7277440

Thanks anon

>>7277628
No, it's eating vagina, can't you see?

>>7277628
>>7277628
if you ever say something bad about my gf again i'll throw you a whoppin' in IRL

>>7273699
>>7273472
tell me please someone!

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>>7277541
>7-eleven
absolutely disgusting
those panties are cute though, I think I want some like that!
>>7277427
you have perfect eyebrows

>>7277726
You demand it by initiating the attention and being a good girl so she looks forward to paying attention to you and wants to pay attention to you above most things

>>7277734
Source for the gif?

>>7277602
Will you display it on yourself or should I offer you my body?

>>7277830
On your body, of course. How else would you learn.

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How do I get a man-hating feminist gf?

>>7277874
Watching and imitating.

>>7277968
I could maybe be convinced to first show you, then have you copy me and correct any mistakes you might have made..

>>7277465
but i don't even know how to play guitar

>>7278004
It's a deal. I'll surprise you on whether I first want you to show me on yourself, or me.

>>7277967
is that you

>>7276522
i appreciate the intention anyway :)

>>7278076
I can live with that.
>tfw new mutual masturbation fantasy
Thanks germanon.

>>7278092
no, that's what she's supposed to look like.

I'm about to play a new game of Stardew Valley, who should I pick to be my loving wife?

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>>7277802
idk i saved it from a lesbian tumblr

what are you guys getting your girlfriends for christmas???


I haven't been with this girl very long and I'm not sure what to get. I know her favorite colors and her interests but I'm still stuck.

>>7278126
Always a pleasure, Austrianon.

>>7278252
>girlfriends
*sob*

>>7278264
Dankeschön, mein Schatz.
But really now, I gotta go to sleep, exams tomorrow, hurray.
Good night lesgen. Love you all.

Schwule mädchen?

I can usually cope pretty well with being foreveralone but lately I've been craving someone to hold, someone to share experiences with.. it hurts.

>>7278289
iktf
>>7277764
well I initiate almost 100% of the time now, and sometimes she doesn't even reply.

I dont want to be needy or anything, and I know she has alot on her plate, but I want some fucking attention, and affection!!

I'm not a bad girl, but I'm sort of a neet right now, and I dont think she likes that. Its hard to tell. I feel totally inferior to her in some ways but she's never said anything that makes me feel bad or anything.
i'm so lost anon.......

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>>7278268

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Bi male here

How true is the meme that lesbians cum really often during sex? A lesbian friend told me she orgasms five times in a good night.

/lesgen/ is one of the comfiest generals on this board desu

>>7278328
>bi male here
Why do you even feel the need to post this?

>>7278328
That obviously depends on the girl and will vary wildly. Personally I orgasm rather easily, always have, but it also always made sense to me that girls would have a more innate and intimate understanding of the female body than any guy could have. Hence more orgasms.

>>7278252
If i post in detail she'll know because she browses this general.

>>7278246
From that angle way too skinny. I found a tumblr "for classy lesbians" the other day. It truly was classy.

>>7278340
To ask a perfectly polite question. Did you not read the rest of my post?

>>7278374
No, because the rest of the post has nothing to do with your identity.

Pls forgive me lesgen

>>7278328
I've been with both and it takes me a fucking long time to come with guys, they're awful and have no idea what's going on. Women though.. it's magic, they're perfect, and I come incredibly easily. It's not a meme

>>7278340
Disregard my previous reply, I misread your post.

I felt the need to say I was a bi male just to clear things up, so people don't assume that I'm a straight girl or trans or something

>>7278395
>>>>/bigen/

>>7278382
See>>7278399

>>7278395
>apologizing for your sexual orientation

>>7278493
If she knows her place she will bow to the superior lesbian race. If she has respect for her place she will keep her mouth shut and not speak of her filth in the presence of the higher lesbian being.

how does /lesgen/ feel about trannies?
like, would you fuck a feminine one, particularly if they still had a working dick?

This is your captain speaking. Do not reply to the bait. ^^^^^^^^^

I think my gf wants to marry me. We've been together for 5 years and I want to marry her too. But I don't know if she's going to propose first or should I do it?

>>7278569
gdi i'm just trying to gauge my options
i know like one lesbian and i haven't asked her that because she's tumblr-ish and might take offense. also she's taken

>>7278593
Well, discuss marriage with her. About how you guys feel and if you think you're both in a good place to get married. It doesn't have to be a "surprise proposal" like the media emphasizes. You two can decide that you want to get married through a talk over dinner and then consider yourselves engaged, go ring shopping together, and so on so forth.

>>7277967
Idk. How do I get a middle-aged radfem to accept me as her cheerful young gf to pamper her as I thank her for a hard life of fighting?

>>7276185
How did you fuck up?

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>>7278593
I asked my gf to marry me and she said no while stifling laughter.

>>7278647
If it'd any consolation, I'm not stifling my laughter.

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>>7278650

>>7278328
>cum really often during sex? A lesbian friend told me she orgasms five times in a good night.

Yeah if she wants to torture me. I *can* cum five times but I get really sensitive down there and sleepy after two and just want to cuddle at that point.

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>>7278671
>>7278650
kek

>>7278647
[crying in spanish]
Are you still together?

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>>7278593
Well, I am a sucker for romance, stick a RING in your thanksgiving TURKEY and make her gut it when you're cooking together. When she finds the ring she'll be like OWO whats THIS? Get on one knee and PROPOSE. Ask her,
>Will you love me 4ever?
SHE SAYS NO.
YOU GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND RUN IN FRONT OF A CAR IMMEDIATELY KILLING YOURSELF
> She starts to tear up on her eyes
>She goes over to your body in the rain and says
>I MEANT TO SAY I WILL LOVE YOU 5EVER
>BECAUSE 5 IS MORE THAN 4

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>>7278711
Yeah, though things aren't super great.

>>7278694
Reeeee

>>7278647
Story? Do you and your gf love each other? Why do you think it didnt work out?

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>>7278721
I cried a single tear

>>7278564
yes now go away
>>7278604
just ask, now go away

>>7278613
>You two can decide that you want to get married through a talk over dinner and then consider yourselves engaged, go ring shopping together, and so on so forth.
holy shit
i never thought about that.

I think thats what'll end up happening for me, because I dont want to propose, and I dont think my gf would want to propose either

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>tfw you remember how incredibly gay you are

All I want to do is move to LA, find a smokin' hot liberal indie graphic designer in a coffee shop, fall in love, date, and help each other out creatively on our own pursuits and make it big.

>>7278828
lets do this together anon

>>7278828
Shouldn't you move to Portland or something for that?

>>7278760
Well, we've been together for about 3 years and have lived together most of that. Things have always been pretty good and I felt like asking her.

It was really casual btw, not like an elaborate thing with a ring and all. I asked her one evening after we got home if she'd marry me and she snorted and said no and I was like uhh well I mean you don't have to decide now, what if I do the knee thing and have a ring and it's nicer and she was like please don't do any of that.

She says she just doesn't want to get married but ever since I brought it up she seems really distant and quick to tear into me when I make mistakes.

>>7278862
There are no jobs in Portland and all the lesbians are fat and wear problem glasses

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Why is she popular among lesbians?

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>>7278836
hell yeah

>>7278862
I want to be a screenwriter. At least for the moment, it's LA or bust for that sort of thing.

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>>7278863
>She says she just doesn't want to get married but ever since I brought it up she seems really distant and quick to tear into me when I make mistakes.
if you live together and function as a married couple why not get married?
i'll never understand that.

How soon is soon enough or too soon to move in though? I'm in whats now a ldr, and the distance blows, I want to move in together though.

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>>7278905
>screenwriter
I wanna be an actress anon
I think this is is an ideal match

>>7278863
>She says she just doesn't want to get married
How old are you two? Maybe she just doesn't want to feel tied down somehow?

>>7278647
I-I'll marry you anon.

>>7278905
Have fun finding a good coffee shop in LA.
Or anything good to eat for that matter.

>>7278925
>How old are you two? Maybe she just doesn't want to feel tied down somehow?
see idgt
you're in a long term relationship
you live together
....whats the difference between that and marriage? a piece of paper that gives you two more legal rights as a couple and some tax breaks??
>>7278932
our food here is great, fuck you buddy

>>7278924
Give me some info and we can chat. No promises, though.

>>7278932
I've lived in podunk midwest my whole life. The fact that there was more than one restaurant when I visited over the summer in an area blew my mind.

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>>7278721
im literally crying so hard right now please tell me this isnt real

>>7278647
maybe she she thought you were gay

>>7278951
>Give me some info and we can chat. No promises, though.
I have a discord?
Wanda#7896

>>7278936
>our food here is great, fuck you buddy
Compared to the middle of fucking nowhere, maybe. Compared to other big cities? No. Maybe if you like greasy uninspired garbage.

>>7278951
You can be forgiven for liking LA if you have nothing better to compare it to.

>>7278911
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

A moving trucking.

We were together for about a year, a little less but it felt right with her about to move across town anyways and me having a small house thanks to my parents.

>>7278925
I'm 23 and she is 27.

She probably thinks she can do a lot better still.

>>7278967
>Compared to the middle of fucking nowhere, maybe. Compared to other big cities? No. Maybe if you like greasy uninspired garbage.
this is a lie
Los Angeles is great and we have the most splendorous mexican food.
You can fite me anon

>>7278970
Texas is the best place for food desu.

>>7278970
LA is a cesspool spattered with human rubbish, disgusting infrastructure and diseased-looking architecture. It's the personification of a talentless actress who is past her prime but desperately trying to stay relevant in all the wrong ways.

>>7278863
>She says she just doesn't want to get married but ever since I brought it up she seems really distant and quick to tear into me when I make mistakes.

She wasn't ready for that level of commitment and now she feels you and her aren't on the same page and she feels distant towards you, or maybe if questioning if you're the person she wants to be with for the future.

>>7278969
Well, good, don't get married to this chick because she'll divorce you and get half of your little house in the settlement.

>>7278969
I guess she doesnt want a serious relationship. Send her a few dank memes to make her forget it ever even happened. If you really like her, you're gonna have to stay with her through that dumb stage.

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>>7278969
yeah I know all about the uhaul stereotype, which is why I'm trying to "be reasonable" or at least as reasonable as i can

Almost a year though? thats pretty sensible. I figured I should give it AT THE LEAST six months, but theres a part of my mind screaming ASK TO MOVE IN NOW ASK TO MOVE IN NOW, and that seems fucking retarded.

lesgen how the fuck am I suppose to get a qt gf if I spend half my time working and the other half curled up playing games? I struggle to leave the house unless it's for work and I live far from any cities
There's one lesbian in my town but shes ugly and has a fat butch dyke gf anyway

>>7279257
>how the fuck am I suppose to get a qt gf if I spend half my time working and the other half curled up playing games?
>half my time working and the other half curled up playing games
There is only one of these two things that you need to do.

>>7276615
Those hairy sasquatch dykes. It's so good otherwise though.

Why are there no lesbians down on their luck actually doing porn woth other girls. I'd be happy if only one girl was straight.

I actually saw a good studio porno the other day that made me think one of the girls was at least bi. They were playing the 'lesbian converts straight girl trope' and the acting was pretty good.

>>7279280
No but see the reason I'm curled up playing games all the time is because I cannot bring myself to leave the house or socialise, people are generally boring and it's a lot comfier to be in my pyjamas doing nothing all day

>>7279498
Find a gf on 4chan like I did, or online dating sites aren't so bad. Anxious girls who just want to lie in bed and play games aren't so rare, as long as you're not too picky to date a weeb.

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>>7274397
Krupi/10

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I-is it true that shy girls are actually pretty kinky in bed

>>7279289
It could pretty easily ruin whatever I wanna do if any employer found out.

>>7279911
Why do so many straight girls do it then?

>>7279667
>eyeglasses
>ponytail
>skinny jeans and hoodie
>autistic as fuck
>can only get off to hardcore BDSM
It's true Anon

ive been flirting with this girl over text for months now and neither of us have made any sort of move, how do i finally get this ball rolling and insinuate i wanna move beyond calling each other cute and giggling at each other all day

its like being in a honeymoon phase without nudes

>>7280089
They commit to it, I guess.
I wouod fucking love to do it, but it's not the only thing and I imagine even a shitty food job like mine would say I'd be a bad representation of 'the brand'.

>>7280099
I can help with that

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>>7275363
>Implying you wouldn't.

>tfw no serial killer gf
>never finding my gf covered in blood
>no hate love relationship with my gf who loves blood
>no gf to cook me human meat taken from rude assholes she murdered
>no hardcore BDSM where she shows how much she wants to keep me to herself

>>7280116
Watch Jennifer's body if you haven't already

>>7280132
Watched, too mild.

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>>7275363
>implying republican lesbians don't exist

>>7280108
You can make some lesbian porn with me :^)

>>7280110
There seem to be fewer lesbian blondes. Any blonde lesbians around?

Hi gals. I've been questioning my sexuality for a long while and would like to know what constitutes a lesbian to you. For example, if I had attraction to men in the past but now exculsively to women am I a lesbian?

>>7280282
BISLUT REEEREEEE

>>7280226

>Any blonde lesbians around?

eyy girl too bad I'm uggo

The power just went out. I-I'm not scared though.

Someone please hold me for unrelated reasons. ;_;

>>7280400
You're just using the power cut as an excuse to receive cuddling and care. Oh well
*hugz*

>>7280422
As if I ever needed an excuse for that. I will shamelessly soak up any and all affection thrown my way. <3

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>tfw no website to read cute translated haruka and michiru doujinshi

>>7280282
Serious question, how do you know you don't randomly flip the switch again and go "whoops, guess I like dick after all!"?

>>7280519
That's one hideous "chibi"

>>7277541
disgusting

Who wants to be my gf? I'm serious.

>>7280684
Sorry, I'm promised to germanon.

A reminder to every anon out there you can make ldr work, if you both really love each other your love will be able to break any distance barrier and when you two can finally move in together it will be the best f'ing thing ever. Sure it can be tough and there will be moments where you question will it be worth it and the answer is, YES! Love conquers all!

Sincerely a happy anon and her just moved in gf.

>>7278627
I don't even know. She wouldn't give me a straight answer. It was an LDR, and she said she just wasn't in love with me anymore.

>>7280525
Because I've always been attracted to girls and am now repulsed by guys. I mean this question could be asked of anyone though.

>>7280226
Blonde is it can be. Also I have green eyes.

>>7280856
would've been perfect for me if brunette
>tfw no lauren cohan gf

>>7278627
I was depressed at the time, I guess I was just too much work/high maintenance for an ldr.

>>7280865
I could color my hair just for you, love.

>>7280849
What'd change though? I mean if attraction can suddenly die off it might just as suddenly spring up again?
I'm not saying I doubt you, but I've never been the slightest attracted to guys, before I even knew that was 'abnormal'.

Also, anyone else excited for the new Gilmore Girls?

>>7280795
>if you both really love each other
Guess that's all the confirmation I need that my ex didn't really love me then

>>7280943
Saaaaaaaaame.

>>7280880
See I have been questioning for a long time, but I think lesbian may suit me because after having sex with a guy I started losing interest in that pretty quickly. He didn't do a bad job or anything; it's just not for me.

>>7280519
Dynasty scans has a bunch

>>7280984
And you'll probably go back sucking dicks when you'll find "the one". Unless you're more than 25 years old.

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>>7280684

What are you looking for in a gf

hi newbie here
whats a gold star lesbian and how do i qualify

>>7281059

you have to never have dated a guy

>>7281065
thanks
>tfw khv
thank God

>>7281008
The thought of that disgusts me.

>>7279168
>always hated the idea of living with someone, moved out of my parent's house whilst still in Highschool, avoided typical roomie situations now that I'm a student
>finally acquire qt gf
>still lives with roomie but is trying to move out
>complains about how much smaller her new place would be, since roomie already has a job and pays majority of the rent
>want to move into a different place myself
>voice in the back of my head keeps whispering that all of our problems would be solved if we moved in together

Pls /lesgen/, don't let me become one of these lesbians.

>>7281065
correction never fucked a guy
never dated one is like diamond

>>7280856
Are you butch, tomboy, or femme?

>>7280743
And it's a promise you won't regret.

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Good morning Cis Lesbian General.

I'm very thankful to be home again with my family and to have basically unlimited food for the next couple days.

Being poor and living on your own is crappy.

Mom is making me my own turkey to take back home with me and share with my friends.

She is basically mother Teresa feeding the poor.

I need a gf
or rather
I just need a girl to hold me.
No sex or anything if I'm too repulsive by her standards and I won't think of her as my gf too if she doesn't want to

>>7281187
Just do it. It's "practical". You know you want to.

>>7280226
Date me plz. Super femme too. You won't regret. Also dom

>>7281216
>Tfw never fucked, kissed, dated or non-platonically hugged a guy

>>7281307
Truly, doms are a gift to this world.

>>7281288
But what if I get diarrhea?

>>7281216

What if I was molested once what does that make me

>>7281323
Joke about it and move past it. She'll be happy for the freedom too.

>>7281362
Doesn't count.

>>7281275
I will hold you if you hold me back. r u qt

>>7281433
>r u qt
no I'm not ;_;

>>7281446
Perfect, not out of my league and probably won't leave me for Stacy.

>>7281456
I actually have been dreaming about my future, and that if I get a gf, I'll make sure that they're the one.
It's unlike me to be hopping from one person to another.

>>7281470
We have a deal, then. Let's take it nice and slow and start by moving in together.

>>7281510
I'm too young though, I just turned 18. I want to be an accomplished adult before I start courting the girl that I want to be with forever. I'm also closeted.
Also meme Asian parents
>tfw dreading the holidays cause that would mean family reunion and me and my cousins getting pitted against each other by our parents
Honestly, I have nothing to be proud of but I keep trying to prove myself to them like a mad man.

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>>7281529

>>7281274
Good morning lesbian.

I hope you have a good Thanksgiving. Your mom sounds awesome, I wish I had my own turkey. Though I live with them so I guess that wouldn't make much sense.

>>7281560
Sorry for dumping all that on you Annon, don't worry you still have Elsa <3

>>7281630
>tfw ywn have Elsa
Why even live?

It's okay though, I'm in kind of the same boat. Asian parents and closeted (to them). Nothing to be proud of, unaccomplished adult. feelsbadman

>>7281529
>I want to be an accomplished adult before I start courting the girl that I want to be with forever.

Oh honey, this is a bad idea. Take it from someone older, if you don't court gfs until you feel you're an accomplished person, you'll likely be gfless for another five or more years, even.

>>7281307
Then date me

>>7273121
discord is expired?@@??@@@?@@?

>>7281307
I had a good morning kek. You sound lovely, but I am dom also. My old fear was meeting a girl I really liked then us both being doms. My new fear is us not knowing how to manage our finances.

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>>7282242
desu, senpai, I kinda miss misappropriating all our money to beer when I was with my last gf

>>7282242
Well dang

>>7282242
>Not wanting another qt dom girl with whom you can fight for dominance and enjoy daily power struggles

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>>7281187
>not wanting to live with your gf
What's wrong with you?

>>7282516
I-I value my privacy. And we have only been together for a couple of months.

I wish I was still living with my gf.
I wish I still had a gf.

;_;

>>7282516
Why is lesgen so pure? To the point of """""degenerate""""" accusations?
I thought we were fucking gay, not hetero.

>>7282763
Probably because most of us are shy virgins or at least horribly awkward.
But maybe I'm projecting.

Daily reminder that the best lesbians are corrupted straight girls.

>>7282847
Explain, why. Because the way I imagine it, it's mostly mediocre sex and "soul-searching" which ends with her getting dicked again.

>>7282763
It's a running joke, you nerd.

Now get on your knees and use your mouth for something useful.

>>7282389
I'm a lazy dom. I like feeling in control but I don't want to keep working for it.

>>7282385
Post your luxurious body? That could ease the tension of our break up.

>>7282859
That's why I said corrupted

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Recommend me an H manga/doujin asap, lesgen. No ShindoL or Asanagi pls. I need to masturbate.

>>7282917
Stained with the scent of one thousand vaginas.

>>7282941
>tfw can barely ever get off to porn
Can't really help you Anon, sorry, but godspeed

>>7282950
Sadly today is one of those days where I feel horny and also feel like nothing turns me on, that's why I'm asking for recommendations.

I've been having threesomes occasionally with a bookish lipstick girl and a bubbly athletic tomboy.

They are an actual couple and have been together for almost 4 years, since they met in high school but they go out of their way to make me feel included and not just a third wheel human sex toy.

Is it even remotely possibly this could become a real relationship, just with the three of us instead of two people?

They invited me to spend Thanksgiving just the three of us and it's been fun so far, lots of movies, cuddling and sex. I dread the end of the week like they'll just blow me off for another two months or something.

>>7282961
I know that feel sis.

>>7282988
It's possible, some people make it work, but realistically it'll not go on forever.
But talk to them about it if you actually want to have a romantic menage á trois. Communicate what you expect and make it clear that you're enjoying your time together a lot.

>>7282988
sounds awful

>>7282941
Whatever Ohtomo Takuji's done recently (het).

>>7280219
That's a good question, I WOULD like to meet a true to life Goldstar that voted trump..

>>7282917
That was never a lesbian to begin with..

>>7281216
>tfw 20
>tfw never dated, fucked or kissed anyone
>tfw not even fat, just really really gay

>>7281275
hey if your smaller than me I'm down..
looking for an excuse to be in a red state, need to create some significant change out there.

>>7283092
Too late, I'm already out. I will check them when I get home though.

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>>7282661
You can have privacy and live with your significant other. You're not fusing like crystal gems you fool

I can't wait to live with my gf

>>7282763
Most of us are probably betas or virgins

>>7283123
So an 18 year old virgin?

OFFICIAL SURVEY

ARE YOU A DOMME, SUB, OR SWITCH??
>>7282242
>not being a switch
Faggot

>>7283362
He's just the first artist that came to mind, I wouldn't go out of your way.
Have you read Show's current thing? The world-building and story are actually pretty interesting.

>>7283443
Is it his classic loli sameface? Also I can't really get off to Show since Prism.

>>7283442
Femme, Dom, and ready again for a gf. My plans:
Currently finishing my bachelors to go to med school.
Looking for: a sub, you don't have to work, and you can be my cute housewife. However, I require a lot of sex.
Thx

>>7283477
How do I apply I'm a femme sub and I'm happy to put out

>>7283465
>>7283443
Bishits cursed to never have a woman love them. Amen.

>>7283442
W-why was I singled out

>>7283533
Tell me about you. Or what's your messenger app of choice?

>>7283442

Switch

>tfw gf is super submissive

I just want to be taken and humiliated

>>7283477
Same, only I require cuddles instead of sex.