/gaygen/ - The Last Guardian Edition

did someone's FWB move to canada recently? I've been hooking up with some guy who just moved here 2bh he's awful at sex tho

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>>7272842 #
>>7272597 #
>>7272965 #
Literally 0 effort given.
1, i am huge on paranormal shit.
2. Bitch, grindr? Im a growlr gurl i like em thiccc
3. Im a whore for SA2b so you got that right

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>>7276159

i said mine moved to china and that i felt bad about it

and then someone said that theirs moved to canada to meme on me

Is being uncomfortable in public showers a big red flag for being gay?
I always was and am even now when I'm ok with being gay.

>>7276268
I think it's just being a bit modest
I don't even like using public bathrooms

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NlT-ELVWk0

I'm in love with Billy Gillman, but only in his younger years, before he came out as a gay man.

>>7276189

will you stop bleaching your hair, taking hrt, grow a beard and look like a normal guy for once? im tired of freaks like you

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>>7276238
stop using my zizek pics

>>7276189

Yes crab, we know you like them thick.

CrabxWiz sex tape when?

>>7276238

you could always try looking for a boyfriend instead of a friends with benefits.

>>7276402
w2c pure ideology fit

>>7276306
Boohoo you uggo

>>7276633

Woof

>"Hell is other people"
> - Sartre
what did he mean by this

>>7276763
who are you quoting?

>>7276800
Sartre

i want to write a gay guy but you're all self loathing sluts, what do?

>>7276874
Just find the closest person with a decent personality and make him just happen to like cock

>>7276633

only one whose uggo is you & your fat fucker of a bf
where did you meet him at? Chubs R Us or at Yeasty Assholes?

https://rec-tube.com/watch/2016060906200344/?5

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>you will never be such close friends with a guy your families think you're a gay couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bxzr6o4gEc

>>7276800

Its from "No Exit", the existentialist play.

>>7276763
Satre was a kneckbeard misanthrope before it became unpopular.

>>7277048
They are definitely gay

>>7276115
So here's the deal. I went to a maxfac surgeon. Turns out that under my ugly honker of a nose, I'm hiding an androgynous/feminine face. He basically warned me that if he touched my nose (which is crooked and masculine) I'd probably end up looking quite feminine. I should give it a long thought, he said.

What would you guys do?

(No pics because I don't want to be associated with neonazi amphibians.)

>>7277071
Keep the honker.

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FWB moved back to Africa to be Pharaoh of his people in Egypt.

Thought it would be easy getting over him because he's black but it feels bad man. He made me feel like we wuz kingz. :(

>>7276514

im not against the idea of a bf, if i had the chance to get one id leap at it

theyre just incredibly difficult to get - FWBs are much easier so it seems more realistic to aim for one of those instead

>take a picture at a real nice angle
>look like I weigh 50 lbs less
>look 6 years younger
>actually look 5/10 instead of the usual 2/10

ugh I really should stop being a fatty

>>7277125

post the pic

>>7277082

sauce

>>7277145

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=simg:CAEStAIJpxgfDV_1wfWEaqAILEKjU2AQaCAgCCAUIPQhCDAsQsIynCBpiCmAIAxIo9hiyDpIOkxm8HMQP6g-XGaEZ9Rj5Lac63iSQLao6iCnYJKs64zq8LRowlibepqeY2h63nfLchIUsgl1a7_1Nc2DWziXvqnrJblakJbVCo3wCUxuOPq0o79EKtIAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgSXFzJnDAsQne3BCRqPAQoiCg9iYXJlY2hlc3RlZG5lc3PapYj2AwsKCS9tLzBkbTZkbAofCgtib2R5YnVpbGRlctqliPYDDAoKL20vMDJoNmRtbQoYCgZtdXNjbGXapYj2AwoKCC9tLzA0X2ZzChcKBWNoZXN02qWI9gMKCggvbS8wZHpkcgoVCgNhcm3apYj2AwoKCC9tLzBkemY0DA&q=james+c+lewis+african+kings&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9rtmum73QAhXMSSYKHVMHBgwQsw4IKg&biw=1366&bih=631

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>tfw too cool to comb my hair

>>7277013
you sound really, really, really mad as fuck right now.

>>7277101
boyfriends aren't hard to get you dunce.

>>7277253


that's the problem with new gaygen and a small minority of old gaygen...

you read too much into things
based on typed words you read on a screen
and get all bent out of shape over it

no one is responsible for the emotion you perceive behind a post
but it is idiotic to think anyone on here has a vested enough interest in you
to get angry, mad, upset, or salty over something someone has typed on here

internet emotions and those emotions you perceive from typed words aren't real
get a life fagboy

>>7277253

Yes they are, relatively speaking.

When your dating pool is 3% of the population, you have to either get lucky or make a real effort to find a bf, and I'm too busy to devote much time to it right now.

>>7277507
>typing all this out

Mad... As... Fuck.

Who cares ir crab fucks fat guys. Why does gaygen get sooooooo bent out of shape when people say the enjoy fucking fat dudes?

>>7277516

It's much lower than 3% considering most gay guys are picky and have a certain type and wouldn't just date any gay/bi guy so your dating pool is realistically 0.01% of the population, if even that. Which is why most gays are single and will be forever.

>>7277516

They aren't... Lower your high as fuck standards feelgood.

>>7277532

Once again your perception is fucked.
Most of us who say stupid shit are just bored and messing around because it gets reactions. We don't mean what we say. I'm sure crab & her bf are good people and not illegal immigrants living in squalor and off of welfare checks.

>>7277545

how do i lower my standards? is it a "fake it till you make it" type thing?

>>7277562

A guy like you probably can't fake it till you make it.

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>>7276115
>tfw you thought you had asymetrical eyes and a fucked up brow ridge
>tfw your ophthalmologist casually mentions your "ptosis" and if you plan to have it fixed
>tfw it's a simple surgery and insurance covers it

I-I'm not deformed guys!

(This is ptosis)

>>7277579

so what are my options?

>>7277586

Nothing. You will be one of those gays who end up alone.

>>7277545
Boyfriends are fucking impossible to get. I have been trying really hard for years. My standards aren't high. I just live in a wasteland so it's hard to get dates and every time i go on a date they are awful. There's one guy who is interested, but hes my ex and when i had sex with him 3 years ago it was not good. Is not dating someone because the sex was bad considered high standards?

>>7277558
>judging people who live in squalor

>>7277596

The not hard to get and yes it is.

>>7277601
It is hard.

So do you enjoy sex with your bf?

>>7277601
Also guy i was dating recently was good at sex, but really fucking stupid..

I can have a choice of interesting or good sex. What do i choose? Why can't i have both? Why is both too high of standards?

>>7277596
How can sex be bad? What was so wrong that you couldn't both learn to please eachother?

... Which one if you had the vienna sausage?

>>7277593

walked right into that one lol

but im pretty confident ill figure it out eventually desu

>>7277583
Good for you, anon

>>7277627

You're too arrogant.

>>7277601
they're impossible to get if you have no self-esteem, nothing to offer and are basically a shut-in at this point

>>7277634

You're too judgemental.

>>7277615

Having both will just mean you will get bored one day.

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>>7277516
>>7277544
As a matter of fact, I have calculated the chance of meeting a guy of your liking irl at 5% chance a year, given that every time you meet a gay guy he is sexually compatible with you (i.e. you're top he's bottom, and you like each other's bodies)

Then I adjusted those numbers to exclude dumb fucks so I pulled this 1% a year chance figure out of my ass, as if finding a bf was a mathematical problem

Still, I feel like I'm right on the money despite those theoretical asspull single digit probabilities, because you don't get anything if you don't try anything in the first place.

>>7277646

So I'll get a boyfriend once every 20 years. Holy shit just kill me now.

>>7277644

Not really you make everything about yourself.

>>7277623
>How can sex be bad?
Have you ever had sex?
Lots of things can make it bad. His specifically was his small dick and generally being not super attractive to me.

>>7277645
>both will just mean you will get bored one day.
... Why would you not get bored if you only had one? That's like saying you can only give one toy to a child, if you give him two then he will get bored.

>>7277656

Or maybe you only realise its me posting when I am talking about myself. If you only notice my posts when they are about me, then confirmation bias might leave you with that opinion.

>>7277671

says the guy who can find a boyfriend.

I'm done speaking to you.

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>>7277655
My whole point here is that such probabilities don't actually exist, and even if they do you can always stack the odds in your favor.

If you have a specific trait you seek in a guy, for example liking WH40K or thrash metal, there are venues you can find those guys at. Chances are you find one guy who is gay

My logic is perfect.

>>7277655
Naw, just get a dog, this is the solution to all our worries.

>>7277861
If you could fuck any gg trip, who would it be? And who would be your second choice. Honestly curious

What are gaygens thoughts on balding?

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>Meet up with someone who's one of those "I'm not like other gays" dudes
>is literally a walking checklist of "not like other gays" cliches.

I know I'm the idiot here for not picking up on this huge red flag, but really. Why it's this allowed? Do they not realize they're a ridiculous stereotype themselves?

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https://youtu.be/75aX9mlipiY

Look at this hot guy I found.

>>7277944

>unironically watching staged prank channels

what the fuck is it 2014 or something?

can't poop even though I've been eating lots of fiber, drinking water every 5 min and exercising

please god I just want to defecate

>>7277920

Thankfully not an issue for me, I'm actually letting my hair grow out a bit and seeing how that goes

>>7277954

Give yourself an enema

>>7277952

He's hot, though.

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>>7277939
how was he "not like the other gays "

I seriously think I'm not like other gays but that's just because I'm not successful

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>>7277974

lol
at least you have a good sense of humour

Fell hard for a boy online and he doesn't feel the same way. I feel empty and worthless.

>>7277884
Psssh, I dunno, I guess like... Hitler and Ann? I also want to get speedball high his face and smash his twinkhole.

Dunno really, I honestly don't know of any current trips and can't recall how the others look.

>>7277920
men should learn to accept it.

it's so sad to see how many stuggle terribly with this when it's a losing battle. it's just nature, get over it if you want to be happy.

>>7278003

How about I top you KR?

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>tfw no winnipeg 4chan bf

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>>7277990

stop letting others define your self worth.
what other people think of you is none of your business.

>>7278021
I think I would kill myself if I lived in fucking winnipeg.

What a miserable place it must be.

Would love to visit some parts of manitoba though.

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>>7277979
It was a serious question!

>>7277979

I'm not like a champion of gay culture or anything but I casually mentioned I like some old dance music like Grace Jones and Pet Shop Boys which started a tirade about why I apparently need to pretend to like this stuff. So then I just let him spew his bullcrap just to see what he'd say.

Also it's like 30 in Wisconsin and he showed up in a Zelda hoodie and cargo shorts because they're comfortable

>>7278035
that's why I need someone here. fucking dreadful and lonely

>>7278044
then move, silly

>>7278043
Pet Shop Boys are bare gay, but they do make some genuine bangers. I'm jealous of his voice to no end.

>>7278019
Ah, this is most agreeable.

>>7278011
Would you date a bald man?

>>7278043
>Pet Shop Boys
"It's a Sin" is best song of theirs

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>>7278021
>tfw no new mexico 4chan bf

>>7278088
of course I would date a bald man
what kinda question is that? they can be hot as fuck

>Finally update facebook profile pic
>Hope I don't look like a fag
>Probably look like a fag

>>7278088
no, a bf needs hair to grab and tussle playfully

>>7278137
but... you're a fag

>>7278113
>>7278143
The data is inconclusive.

>>7278143
Just playfully play their head like a bongo instead.

I am no longer worried my boyfriend is gonna break up with me. : >

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>>7278137

Yeah you look pretty faggy Epsi.
Not sure if it's just a bad angle or you gained 50lbs of fat.
Get off the meds you're taking, stop eating, starve regularly, vomit often and work out until your ribs show.

>>7278436

I'm not always the best at taking pics honestly, I just needed something to update my profile because that other pic is like 3 years old. Nah, I need my meds, I'm doing too well in school to throw it all away.

>>7278440

Well you need to do something.
Either you're eating a lot more or it's the meds.
What's your waist size now? 34-36"?
You use to be like a 28-30" waist.

>>7278463

I have no idea, I won't deny I have gained weight, partially meds, partially my appetite, partially campus food. I try to run a few miles several times a week, but I really want to start lifting weights, I just need to get over my gym anxiety. I was also doing yoga, but the club kind of disbanded just recently.

>>7278472

gym anxiety is a meme

once youve been once or twice youll realise there aint nothing to it

so Just Do It

>>7278479

Yeah I know, the other thing is I don't really know what kind of routine to do. I want to take advantage of the gym while I'm still in school, the gym is really nice.

>>7278484

read the /fit/ sticky, choose one of the routines there

>>7278494

Yeah I have seen stuff about ss and whatnot.

>>7278498

just choose one of the routines and do it.

as a beginner the specific routine you do doesnt really matter - dont worry about minmaxing and trying to find the perfrct training regimen - the important thing is to do SOMETHING.

>>7278519

Yeah, I'll probably give it a shot once finals are done.

Smells gay in here

>>7278572
How come all you do nowadays is make attention-seeking posts devoid of substance? You used to be cool and interesting.

>>7278525

You can jog in place, do push-ups, squats, etc.
Stop making excuses. You don't need a gym to get muscular. Stink up your dorm room.

>>7278584

I said I run outside, usually run 2 and a half miles.

>>7278572

What does gay smell like?

>>7278312

That's good news. Neither am I.

I've also never had a boyfriend.

>>7278587

that's only 15-20min of running
boost it up to one hour a day

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>>7278098
>Tfw not on a Mexican radio

>>7278312
what made you worried in the first place?
unless the reason why you're no longer worried is because you broke up that is...

>get fucked by dom, hairy, middle aged chubs with thick cocks
or
>have meaningful relationship with cute, interesting guy my own age who is bad in bed and has a small penis
I can't decide. Whenever I have one I just crave the other.

>>7278804
The alternative is to go fuck yourself. That's always an option.

Just sayin.

>>7278436

I think he looks better now, being a bone yard is nasty.

>>7278804
second option is better also you can playfully bully him for having a a small penis

>>7278869
agreed but combover needs to go

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remember when gay retards all over voted for Hillary?

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>>7278963

Top kek. Gatch really hyped this guy up as an attractive daddy. Lies.

Who else do you got dox on?

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which epsilon looks the best?
which hairstyle looks the best?

>>7278993

It's the same haircut. Just reversed.

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>>7278992

not many, just old trips usually

>here's sp's brother

Sp could be so hot if he actually worked out. His brother looks naturally fit like he chops wood all day up in Canada. Natural physique. Also his bother isn't bald. Weird.

>>7279024

Are you Sean? Post more.

>>7278872
I know it sounds shallow but I don't think I could be in a relationship with someone who didn't satisfy me sexually.

>>7278993
>which epsilon looks the best?
1
>which hairstyle looks the best?
2

That's not to say that either are good. Just relatively.

>>7279024
He's ugly. He's got a mong face and retarded tattoos. And wtf are those jeans? Are all Canadians still living in the early 2000s? honestly surprised he hasn't got frosted tips.

>>7279029

No.

I don't know who you are interested in seeing pics of.

>>7279070

>mong face
>retarded tattoos
>holey jeans

So? Straight guys don't care about that shit.

>>7278993

Literally in my most recent pic I just parted my hair to another side, it seems to work better that way. Still not exactly how I want my hair to look though.

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>>7277013
Stay bitter, also thanks for linking my camshows, i found a bunch and already made 500$ reselling them, come for me darling lemme deep throat you with some hundreds.

>>7277939
>Do they not realize they're a ridiculous stereotype themselves?
Usually it stems from being insecure about their sexuality in the first place and feeling like being gay is bad. That insecurity clouds their self perception, they're so worried about seeming gay that they don't notice their efforts to seem straight/masc are ridiculous and transparent.
The actual masc gays usually don't care that much

>>7279082

post the most attractive guy you have a pic on gaygen

>>7279082

post big nigger trips

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Wtf is this 2013 gg hi old trips

>>7276189
Crab! How r u i haven't seen you post in a while

>>7278993
Third from left minus the cum

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>>7279185

Hmm. I don't think he ever posted in gaygen much but he use to come in the tinychats from time to time. His face, eyes, facial hair, everything was so pure. You can just tell he has a heart of gold and was sculpted by God himself. You can tell he has no darkness in him. He's just full of light. Some guys when you look at them you feel like you're looking at someone who has already spiritually evolved and is in heaven. It almost hurts to look at them. That's how he looks. He's one of the most handsome guy from 4chan.

>>7279246

LMAO, baka desu senpai

>>7279246
Is that what happens when you put a fish through facetune

>tfw not gay anymore
phew dodged that bullet
but I'm still going to fuck guys

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>>7279246
Still seems to have photoshopped out all of his pores tho

>>7279270

Did you finally discover the loophole of feminine dicks?

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>>7279202

such as? Here's cazador. He was like the original create of gaygen and started the tinychat room or whatever.

>>7279212

why don't you want to lick up the cum?

>>7279277
no tbqh men who pride themselves on femininity are the biggest turn offs

>>7279160

Is that from chaturbate and is that on a monthly intake?

>>7279256
>>7279259
>>7279273

doesn't he look like a 1930's guy from an old saloon? He's probably a time traveller.

>>7279273
literally the worst photoshop job too
even more intense than those child pageant photos

>>7279294

He looks like a bartender at some 30s bar

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>>7279278
Oh fuck lmao I forgot about caz too, weird

And bc no cum sux (no pun intended)

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here's some guy from old gaygen
he use to post with his bf on here
and they would constantly post their feet
and dragon dildo collection

>having to top
>in 2016+
ugh honestly I can't wait until humanless tops are a thing

>>7279314

Yeah whippy and flappy, whippy had the dragon dildos then he kind of disappeared.

>>7279324
we all know what happened

>>7279314

Flappy was bae.

>>7278708

Poly/Mono things.
But things seem to be really good now.
We just had a theesome. : p

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here's swede letting everyone know he's only a slut for rugby

>>7279365

kek, that sure lasted

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here's a better pic of crab

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here's crabs bf

>>7279212
Im good bb how are you?
>>7279278
Caz didnt create gaygen he inherited it via democracy, wiz was second.
>>7279293
Its my monthly if im lazy

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>>7279431
Here's another pic of my cutie ^,^

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>>7279437
im good except i miss your snap stories
like bb those were some of the best stories i've seen
also hows your mannequin

>>7279365
swedes hot

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what ever happened to niq?

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>tfw leftist bf

How to redpill ?

>>7279464
Add me back lol

>>7278582
I hardly post here anymore anon.

>>7278598
Your upperlip

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>>7279294
That's probably the look he was going for. He doesn't ACTUALLY look like someone from the 30s.
The shirt's the wrong size and is cheap (it's too translucent), the waistcoat doesn't fit right (and he appears to be wearing it without a jacket), the bow tie is crooked and le classy gentlesirs didn't have beards in the 30s.
Practically whenever someone wears a bowtie or attempts to pull off "dapper" menswear they look like shit because cheap menswear looks bad and bowties routinely look terrible unless you're literally in a tux. Lesbians and dorky gays are the worst offenders for that sort of bowtie bullshit. I suppose I should be thankful he's not wearing a fedora.

Whatever happened to dickboi?
>>7279396
What, did they break up already? I thought Swede was going to go visit him in the states or w/e

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>>7279437


are you still doing drag crab?

>missed my bf messaging me just a bit ago
>also missed a phone call earlier today
>he's been truck driving all day, haven't talked much
>spilled tons of spaghetti with two other friends/guys
>might never talk to me again
>no one else to talk to right now

gotdangit I hate this day ;_________;

>>7277071

We're going to need a pic.

Those who are sexually active, when was the last time you were tested?

Got tested today myself so I figured I'd ask you fags

>>7279717
Do you have to get tested after sucking dick, even if they don't cum?

What about if they do cum in your mouth?

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>>7279717
never been tested, i realize its really stupid
think im going to go after thanksgiving

>>7279723
It's always good to get tested regardless. If you had another person's genitals in you you should get tested.

>>7279728
That's not good

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>>7279613

he gives good face

>>7279673
someone please give me a (you)
insult me if you must

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>>7279673
>>7279778
did u actually spill spaghetti or did u just embarrass yourself in general
if the latter what'd u do

>>7279740
i've only had sex with one person because i was in a long relationship and we were safe
It's still stupid, you're right, but i'm not as worried as maybe I could be if i had sex more

>>7279778
No one gives me any (You)s, why should I give you one.

>>7279791
Well...

With one of them, I guess I said stuff he did not give two shits about. He answered with "ok?" which seemed unusual from him, cus he is usually super sweet to me.

I felt so embarassed and started apologizing a lot. KILL ME

The other... he asked for a pic of my bf, I figured just out of curiousity. I showed him and he had nothing to say. Felt really awkward.

That second part wasn't spaghetti but I felt so uncomfortable.

>>7279791
How long was the relationship? And why did you keep using condoms..we're you not monogamous?

>>7279871
>trusting a man
>ever

Why isn't there more like mentaiko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

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>>7279898
i feel your pain anon
only other artists even close to his level are D-RAW TWO and naop
>pic unrelated but is also an amazing artist

>>7279995
i just remembered DHMIS ended and i still don't really like the ending

I think I'm allergic to cum.

>suck bf off earlier
>swallowed
>hours later stomach feels queezy
>mucus keeps building up in my mouth
>having to spit it out every 10-15 minutes
>smells like cum mixed with saliva
>tried to drink water
>doesn't help
>just creates more saliva/spit


Anyone else have this type of reaction to swallowing cum?

How do you tell your boyfriend you're into crotch sniffing.

Admitting my like for armpit sniffing was already weird.

God, his armpits smelled amazing that first night though.

>>7280070

I mean it's not much of a leap from pit sniffing to crotch sniffing

>>7280050
is your bf a lizard?

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>>7279613
>>7279759
I do.

>find out bf watches porn
>dump him

>>7280329
Yeah. What kind of slag would watch pornography. Obviously morally bankrupt.

>>7280329
I'd get worried if he didnt watch porn..

>>7280050
I've only ever swallowed once and this same thing happened to me. I think it was a mental thing. Like it grossed me out. Plus I think I had an empty stomach at the time. Eat a bagel or something.

>>7280885
So presumably, extending that logic, you'd be ecstatic if he constantly watched porn then.

>>7280985
That's not extending logic but inventing a new side ><

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>tfw you feel sad for cute straight guys who fall for the vaginal jew's tricks instead of knowing the pure love only another man can give

>>7281096
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm correct. You're hot for perverts.

>>7281156
Let me guess , your crushing hard on a cute straight friend /classmate

>tfw no bf

>>7280329

Guys in committed relationships who watch porn or cheat aren't happy with their personal life, sex life, and/or relationship. They seek an escape, something that excites them more than their spouse does, gives them a rush a new experience...

Perhaps the problem is you!? Why does he need porn? Why aren't you enough for him? Why does he need to indulge in fantasies about having sex with other men? Why aren't you his only fantasy? Is it your face? body? attitude? or are you just mundane?

>>7281311
Fapping alone can be relaxing and still feels good, wether you're in a relationship or not.
If your bf comes home from work all tired and you kinda wanna get off, are you gonna ask him to give you a bj or do you just rub one off?

>can barely see abs during bulk
>they still feel rock hard
Im okay with this

>>7281371
>can barely see carbs
>still get fat
HONESTLY BEING BLIND IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

>>7281311
This isn't actually true at all.

>t. triggered sexologist

>>7281361

When you're in a relationship you make compromises and sacrifice your own desires to make your partner happy regardless of how tired you may be after work or how you'd rather do something else. If your boyfriend wants to have sex and you're not in the mood, you do it anyway. That's how relationships work.

In that scenario he can easily ask his bf for a handjob/cuddling while his boyfriend relaxes and unwinds.

>>7281383
Actually it is. People don't look at porn or cheat when they're happy with their relationship and sex life. Porn and cheating is the last thing on anyone's mind when they're in a happy fulfilling relationship.

>>7281311
>Why does he need porn? Why aren't you enough for him? Why does he need to indulge in fantasies about having sex with other men?
THIS

god damn no good lustful man whores

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If you watch porn you're a creep or you need to occupy your time doing productive things. #FACT

Only someone insecure would mind the other fapping his dick solo. What else could u expect from 4chan ofc

>>7281311
>Why does he need porn? Why aren't you enough for him?
My experience is a lot of times libidos just don't match up. If I want it five times a day and the bf wants it twice a week, then you might have to take matters into your own hands.

>can't have bf beating off to porn

Holy shit you guys are worse than girls

>>7281619
then why don't you wack it to the 1000000s of videos I sent you?

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LMAO what.

>>7281698
I wouldn't disallow it, but I'd rather have him relieve excessive sexual buildup on/in me instead.

Hmm I should get a rubber aneros. I think the plastic one rips up my ass because sometimes I start bleeding

Who here is ready for Thanksgiving?!

I'm gonna get so fat.

>>7281767
Maybe I would. I've had guys tell me if I need to get off, I can just beat off on thier chest while their sleeping.

>>7281877
you wake me up and I'll bite your dick while you sleep

tfw never been woken up by a qt sucking my dick out of lust

My god, this package has come from west coast to east coast by land for a week now, it finally got to the customs check and it still says a week for arrival, are these fuckers sending me a book by boat?!

Stick it on a plane damnit!

>>7281259
m-maybe
he's a cute (CUTE!) bear with beefy tiddies but he's str8 (but has never had a gf)

>>7281925
Me neither.
Worst feel.

>>7281297
>90% of people here

>>7282156
wtf happened to that gen?

>>7282170
Well, never having a girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean he is gay, though I guess it gives hope. I wouldn't recommend getting too head over heels anon, but I wish you luck with him.

>talk on phone with cute boy
>mom comes in my room yelling in spanish

>>7282351
I've tried to sneakily flirt with him and he gets all flustered but hasn't beat my face in (yet)

>>7281698

Only if it's porn of me and him than he can watch it!

Porn ruins relationships. It's been proven time and time again.

>>7279477
he's a lot more masc than i remember

>>7279477
turned full tranny.

>>7282438
gtfo u fucking beta nugget

I once sucked off a str8 drug dealer who needed porn with an annoying moaning/crying woman in it to get hard. That was at my all-time low...never again.


Seriously if your bf needs porn to get hard or sustain his erection that's fucking sad. Your relationship is a disgrace.

>>7282455
you seen him lately? Not too difficult to believe.

>tfw beta virgin
>tfw get off to porn 1-3/day
>tfw tried to be with a guy once
>too awkward laying naked with him
>i couldn't stop laughing and giggling like a schoolboy
>tried to close my eyes as he sucked me
>but it just felt uncomfortable
>his mouth felt so cold
>i couldn't even get hard
>i tried sucked him
>but it hurts my jaw and hurts my throat so i quit
>he than tried lifting my legs up and humping me
>that actually felt good and made me hard
>feeling his penis thrust between my cheeks
>he than started fingering me
>didn't feel good at all
>he tried opening me up enough for his dick
>but all the lube in the world couldn't help his dick slide into my virginal hole
>and it was just awkward
>we ended up just giving each other hand jobs

Everyone making sex out to be amazing is retarded. Sex isn't that great. Only humping is.

Where do I find a guy who just wants to hump my butt til he cums?

>>7282519
weird

>tfw only ever topped
>get off to porn very rarely
>get a bf
>top as usual for 4 months
>drunk one day, he wants to top
>take it slow as fuck
>still kinda hurts but keep going
>starts to feel good
>spent most of it trying to keep my mouth shut and not make retarded eye roll-y faces
>felt like i could cry
>constant feeling of being right on the edge of orgasm

It was pretty great for both of us, if anything we have sex a lot more since we did that

>>7282519
Everyone's first time is awkward. Lol

It gets better.

>>7282519
Seems like you've just had a bad first time. It'll get better and better. Sex is a skill that needs to be worked on. Try to get a more eperienced top next time :3

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Would you?

He's 6'4.

>>7282744

with that belt? No

>>7282744
im not sure i understand the question

>>7282744

Considering that hes raped and murdered 5 twinks on grindr within 10 miles of my house in the last 2 years, I'm gonna go with "no"

>>7282744
>>7282827
not to mention the toupée

>>7282744
Body looks good. Can't tell about the face though.

I mean I guess there's always doggy.

>>7282827
Should've been you.

>>7282156
Is this the official gay book? I just finished the first part (aka when Yueh does the dirty deed), is there some gay stuff that goes on that makes it the official book of gaygen?
Still enjoying it though

>>7282744
Let him drug me and kill me in my sleep?
Yes

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what ever happened to niq?

>TFW completely normal
>Not chub or fit or twink or fem
>Just normal
has any other anon felt the pain of being nobody's type?

>>7283129
His hairline receded too far and he locked himself away from humanity.

>>7283129
Last I spoke to him he was leading a very happy life.

>>7282744
Yeah I would have done, and he'd have killed me :c

>>7283129
he leveled up and now he's a tranny

>>7283129
niq is a free elf now :3

>>7283173
Estrogen is an antidepressant after all :^)

>>7283129
who cares? tripfags shitted up the threads before they left, dont shit up the thread with them after.

>>7283200
I better get on it then!

>>7283129
Tranny meltdown + Rugby posted pictures of his mum in the thread.

>>7283336
Last I spoke to him he was doing pretty well, maybe quitting 4chan isnt a half bad idea

>>7279509

I don't understand.

>>7278993
The fourth one, cause he's not fat.

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>do cardio
>out of breath
>just about done
>suddenly a sweaty hot guy decides to use the cardio machine next to me
>musky odor enters my nostrils
>get a raging hardon and get 100% of my energy back

What did my body mean by this?

>>7282361
>he hasn't gotten his bearfriend to hospitalize him
guess he is straight :/

>>7282457
me

>>7282519
>his mouth felt cold
???

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>>7283350
But what's the point in doing well and being happy if you can't post about it on 4chan for the approval and jealousy?

>>7283424
if u do good enough other people will post here on your behalf

>>7283426
But wheres the satisfaction in that?
How can I personally say "tfw a bf" "tfw fit" "tfw life is worth living" and laugh in the face of my former self who once suffered the opposite as well as the faces of all those not as good at life as me?

I've posted about tfw no bf for too long, it only makes sense I utterly erase those feelings and balance the scales by bragging as much as possible when I get one.

>>7283444
When you get a life together you soon forget to post on here altogether.

>>7283459
but this place is the only reason getting my life together has value

without it, whats the point?

>>7283466
You have to cut the cord anon, free yourself!

>met guy on grindr last night
>we went out to eat
>walked together in a park
>everything was going well
>invited me back to his place
>watching movie on his couch
>he starts rubbing my thigh with his hand
>i ignore it at first
>he than starts rubbing my crotch
>than starts rubbing my chest with his other hand
>i tell him i'm not feeling it
>just want to watch the movie
>he says yes I am while smirking
>starts tickling me
>i tell him to stop
>than he kisses me really hard on my neck and face
>i try to stop him but he overpowers me
>and the physical contact with him is making me fearful and i get an erection through my jeans because he's kind of hot
>he takes notice
>and keeps telling me i like it
>he grabs it really hard
>and than starts pulling my jeans down
>i try to resist but hes stronger than me


1/2

>my dick pops out and he just grabs on to it and starts sucking it really fast and hard
>at this point i don't know how to stop him
>my arms are pinned down by his much more muscular arms
>my jeans are below my knees and preventing me from using my legs to kick him
>and he has his mouth deepthroating my dick
>it's agonizing
>i can't stop moaning
>i start feeling emotional and overwhelmed
>and tear up
>hes deepthroating me faster and faster
>i start feeling parts of my body going numb in-between closing my eyes
>i freeze up
>i try to scream but nothing comes out
>almost feel as if im losing consciousness
>kind of like that feeling you get during sleep-paralysis
>i than end up blowing my load all over his mouth and face
>as he tells me how I liked it so much
>afterwards he goes to the bathroom
>i manage to wipe my dick off on his couch blanket and pull my jeans up
>i feel totally violated
>dont know what to do
>he comes out of the bathroom and asks if i want to go home
>i tell him yes
>he takes me back to the street we got food on (he doesn't know where i live)
>i end up walking around the block just incase he's following me
>can't stop crying
>walk to my apartment
>feel so much relief
>guy is texting me today about how good my dick is
>and how he wants to fuck me next time
>i dont know why i haven't blocked him yet
>he is good looking
>but why the fuck did he rape me?
>i would of eventually had sex with him naturally as we were connecting about many things
>i just wasn't in the mood while watching the movie with him

don't even know what to do. As fucked up as it sounds in-between crying and feeling overwhelmed by it, it was actually kind of hot in a disturbing/terrifying way. I don't think I ever cummed that much in my life. It's like I know I was just raped but for some reason I'm actually okay with it because he at least was my type and looked hot sucking me and it felt good to cum on his face? Is that not fucked up as hell?

2/2

>>7283518

Why would I do that?

If you think leaving is so great, you do it.

You won't. This place is the least shitty escape you've found in your miserable little life. The only place you can be someone else while being your truest self.

I imagine that's extra true given you are a trip, a unique among faceless anons, basically a god that is in complete control of what others see of him.

>>7283583
sounds entirely made up

kys

>>7283592
I didn't mean to insult you with it, calm down kid.

>>7283629

I know. It's why I'm not going to the police.

>someone forcefully mouth raped my dick

I just feel like I'll get laughed at and not be taken seriously.

>>7283583
tell him you don't want to see him

>>7283700
wait
is this feelgood?
did u finally get "raped" lmao?
imagine being so desperate for attention you lie like this

>>7283748

but i kind of do want to see him again

the more i think about it
i'm just an overly-shy introverted guy
and i need a guy to force himself on me
and show me how interested he is in me
to get a emotional reaction out of me
and help me experience real life
or else I'm just mute and show no emotion
due to playing video games too much
and isolating myself from the world for so long
ive never felt so much emotion and a rush of chemicals in my body before
even though i was scared/terrified
at least i finally felt something real
which i never felt before

>>7283575
>>7283583
If you got hard and came, it's hard to say it was rape. You clearly did like it, even if it was more forceful then you'd like.

Not at least blocking your "rapist" is pretty telling too.

Kinda upsetting that you'd trivialize rape like this.

>>7283583
>>7283575
How do you get pinned down while getting a blowjob? You sound incredibly immature too, if you're calling it rape while saying you enjoyed it and trying your very best to blow it out of proportion because it's "hot" to you then you're probably not emotionally mature enough to be having sex in the first place. This is on the same level as emo girls who cry about cutting themselves while saying they enjoyed it and constantly bringing up how "fucked up" it is because they enjoy the high of exaggerating their mundane lives and getting attention for it.

Grow the fuck up you mental midget.

>>7283805
Now I'm 100% sure about everything I just said. You entirely lack self awareness, emotionally stability or maturity. You're trying to blow up the memory in your head to rekindle the endorphin release that comes from pretending to be shocked or feeling raped, but in the end all you do is make fun of actual rape in your childish need for validation and lack of interesting events in your life.

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hey senpai
here's selfie daddy's tumblr http://beefloverftl.tumblr.com/

>>7283808
>>7283876

I told him to stop numerous times and told him I wasn't interested but he did force himself on me. Isn't it still rape if I found it pleasurable to some degree?

I'm like 5'7" / 135lbs and skinny

He's like 6'2 / 180lbs and muscular. His arms are 2-3 times the size of mine.

I was on the couch and he was rubbing me with his hands. He unbuttoned my jeans while rubbing my crotch. He than started tickling me and I told him to stop. He than started pulling my jeans down, he brought them down past my knees and than held tightly to my wrists while I was sitting on the couch and giving me head. I told him to stop numerous times. There was literally nothing I could do to get up and stop him because he's stronger than me so I just gave in and slipped in and out of consciousness. Why is that so hard to understand?

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When a masc cock slut gets the hunger, you're going to get mouth raped.

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>>7283915

Most of the guys here would kill for something like this. Stop being a sjw cry baby feelgood.

>>7283959

I know that's why I keep over-analyzing it.
He didn't ass rape me. I'm quite sure if that happened I would of gone to the police. I told him how I felt in a text and he did say he was sorry if he came across forceful, he said he was just really into me. So he at least apologized. I need to just let it go and stop being a baby and meet him again.

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>>7283994
>>7283994

Isn't this what you wanted? To hook up with some hot masc guys?

Maybe you should try women if you're going to be such a baby.

> Be a slut
> Feel shameful about it, don't want to contribute to degeneracy
> Get a new boyfriend
> Make it very clear I want to be monogamous
> He seems kind of hesitant, but was monogamous for years with a previous ex of his
> He starts dropping hints constantly that he'd like to have three ways
> Finally agree that I'd do it in certain circumstances: no grindr, no uggos, no sex away from each other
> Feeling meh about breaking my original pact
> We're in my hometown visiting my friends for a bit
> Spend Sunday with his twinky-ottery latin friend
> Pretty cute, but a total degenerate dog-collar wearing faggot
> Go to bathhouse with them
> Agree to have threesome
> Fuck otter boy on all 4s while pushing his head onto BFs cock
> Cum fucking buckets
Some ragrets, but only one letter.

>>7283770
>>7283959

I'm not feelgood. I don't even know who that is desu.

I'm seriously considering breaking into my neighbor's apartment and gruesomely murdering her barking puppy

>>7284396

I'm seriously considering jacking off for the 4th time today.

>>7284396
Alternatively you could try talking to your neighbour and getting him to train it properly. Or put in ear phones.

>>7284777
Got you beat.

You don't have the stones to set up to my level of being a disgusting piece of shit. Don't even try.

>>7284777
Nice. Personal record is 8.

>>7283403
>doing over head press
>squat rack next to me frees up
>I'll just finish this set then get on the booty enhancer
>massively thicc bear rugby player gets to the squat rack before me
>too in love to ask him if we can take turns
>sit on the bicep curl machine directly behind the squat rack and perv on his juicy glutes and thighs for 20 minutes

Everyone I suspected was gay in high school is coming out as trans

Thankfully I dodged a bullet there just being a good old fashioned homo

>>7284979
I correctly called out one of my friends in college as a fag while he was still in denial. Felt so good to be right when he told me a couple years later

Just now I was fingering myself and noticed a poo was on it's way out so I helped it out with my fingers. Is this abnormal?

>>7285176
I should add that I was fingering myself on the toilet

>>7285176
>>7285179
yes

>>7285190
the toilet seat to be exact

>>7285194
i said yes, you're disgusting and abnormal and might need to see a psychiatrist.
i hope this helps.

>>7285176

did you lick your finger afterwards and say "mmmmm tastes like lunch"?

>>7285209
Hey what else should I do. My butt stops working when I stretch my sphincter for hours at least. So my options was to continue finger myself against a poop or just quit. Pooing it out naturally wasn't an option.

Check mate.
>>7285230
no I'll do this next time

>>7285240
stop doing that

>>7285256
Doing what? I admit it's kind of nasty but it seemed like a good solution at the time when I was high on horniness.

I don't understand poop play and don't want to but I feel it's a fetish developed in baby years perhaps? Much like diaper play. I imagine we all pooped our diapers/underwear for attention when we we were babies or even small children.

I remember as a small child peeing my bed because the warmness felt so good. I would hump my mattress til' I peed. Luckily that never developed into an adult wetting the bed problem or a piss play fetish.

>>7285277
If you're referring to me >>7285176 I think poop play is vile. I just thought scoping my poo out into the toilet seat was a viable solution so I could continue fingering myself faster.

>>7285298

sounds like poop play to me weirdo
could of just took an icecream scooper or a spoon like a sane person and digged it out

>fingers smells like shit now
I kind of regret it

>>7285314
eww I use those for food you misfit

>>7285320

>not having silverware set aside for sex play

>>7284894

>sniff the grass his ass touches

>>7285176

I've done it before desu, I don't like scat play in any way, but I'm not like ewww poop is gonna kill me.

New: >>7285689.