Snicks is cute edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
Previous >>7264989
>tgfw two persons to platonically cuddle and one gf
Life is going better lads
>>7265703
fuck off retard frozen is shit
It's really rainy and I wish I had cigarettes.
>>7265703
Ugh Dutch are horrible pirates and saboteurs! ;_;
>I will never have a boyfriend
>I probably won't even get a trans gf again
why am I so retarded and fuck things up
>>7265710
that blocks estrogen absorption
if you ever buy some, that is
>>7265709
rude
>>7265710
cold turkey?
>>7265715
It does? I thought it just increased risk of blood clots.
>>7265713
H-hey I didn't say I wouldn't allow it, maybe you can convince me ;)
All I'm saying is we're going to platonically cuddle.
im hi
>>7265701
>Snicks is cute edition
that is why we call her snickercuteles after all
>>7265709
bjorgfist and tetra did nothing wrong
>>7265718
Not yet, this week is so much school work I'll be stressed out of my mind.
>>7265729
I though it was about x-23
I HATE MYSELF
I'M UGLY
AND DISGUSTING
AND HORRIBLE
AND WORTHLESS
AND JUST AN AWFUL PERSON
Anyone use VR as a way to help dysphoria?
>>7265661
I'll just lie around depressed and if anyone talks to me I'll make an inappropriate joke about killing myself
>>7265666
"I want to die"
"kill me"
"I want to kill myself"
"I'm going to kill myself"
"you should just kill yourself"
over and over and over
>>7265667
I just can't
>>7265682
maybe mine will do the same
>>7265731
bjorgfist drafted anti-trans bathroom laws in southern united states
>>7265740
I'm interested in that, I think cutting off vision of reality sounds nice, no refection or anything bad
>>7265739
But you're a beautiful gay boy and you have a loving fiancee and you're going to be the most beautiful gayest lesbian that ever walked the Earth.
>>7265739
You're sending mixed messages with that pic.
You have someone that loves you, that sort of fullfills the needs for atractiveness. What do you think you're missing?
>>7265731
bjorgfist was the power behind the brexit campaign
>>7265731
>tfw bexe will never beat you up
worst feeling
>>7265739
Lies.
>>7265740
I'm thinking of doing this so my CS degree means something
>>7265744
but i don't care about the south
>>7265739
If I'm not mistaken (and I rarely am), Basic is now thoroughly inebriated and has left her comfy place for a darker corner of her mind.
>>7265725
But weren't you going to platonically cuddle with me?
>Tfw while platonically cuddling with Frangi and Sass it ends up as a threesome.
>>7265731
bjorgfist was the sitting president who signed don't ask don't tell into law
>>7265742
please stop beating yourself up, I don't want anything bad to happen ;_;
>>7265739
thats just your dysphoria talking
you look great basic, trust me
>>7265758
bjorgfist was stephen harper's right hand man
>>7265760
u r retarded sir
>>7265731
bjorgfist killed bill murray
bjorgfist campaigned on a promise to abort every second baby, just because
>>7265742
Please get help :c
>>7265760
Read me next please!
bjorgfist is a repressed tranny living vicariously through their gf
hi. I don't want no trabbu
is it weird if I want to fuck my second cousin
>>7265763
i'm not beating myself up
>>7265747
Ill Never ever hit lesbian looking status
>>7265748
I just think it's a funny pic
I think I'm hideous, and I don't have anything to fulfill me
>>7265750
Shh
>>7265756
Truth and LEWD ANON WTF
>>7265760
Ur retarded and wrong often but ur right now
>>7265768
Nononono shh
It's OK. I need to just get comfy with this
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698083
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698083
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698083
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698083
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698083
bjorgfist invented the blue shell in mario kart
cheeky brexit
>>7265777
>>7265769
>>7265762
Funny enough
>>7265780
Extremely rude I am a boy
>>7265770
you're very lucky to have met are nige!
what was he like?
>>7265771
That's very rude, anon.
That sort of language causes upset feelings around here.
>>7265779
Excuse me, but who are you exactly?
bjorgfist is frequently rude to siri and ok google
>>7265778
I see my therapist on Wednesday
lets see if I make it till then
If hating oneself is the key of comedy, would most of us make great comedians? why don't we make a groupe?
>tfw you like sluggu and respect her as one of the few remaining OGs of style and class, but you just can't stand by this frozen autism
>>7265786
Your're borderline ftm. Give it another 6 months, B.
>>7265786
ohh ok...
>>7265770
>https://unsee.
>cc/sotegubi/
Hey Bjorgfist, how tall did you say you were again?
Because Nigel Farage is 5'8".
bjorgfist killed a tranny to make a skinsuit out of her
>>7265803
people hate trannies we would just get booed off the stage then attacked when we exit the building
>>7265812
hot
>>7265786
>Ill Never ever hit lesbian looking status
you skipped it and look like a straight girl
>>7265773
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR BJORGFIST
>>7265755
i'm sorry sheen, i can't let myself hurt you
>>7265812
can't we, like, use their hate of trannies and our self hate to connect?
bjorgfist forcefed a young sheen to make her who she is today
>>7265794
OMG! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in m strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>7265818
how much can you press, bexe?
>>7265785
focusing heavily on suicide hurts your mind, I know first hand and I'm trying to stop by thinking of a better future and it kinda helps
>>7265808
No I didn't mean to tell you shush in a rude way I just
Idk
I'm sorry hanna that was rude and mean and I feel really bad about it. I was just trying to not make you give me false hope
>>7265807
Then what? It's not gonna work out
There's always something else
.
>>7265816
Hah no. Stop please dont even try to say it
bjorgfist created testosterone
>>7265831
>Hah no. Stop please dont even try to say it
ur a straight girl
>>7265829
ok vv
>>7265832
That's because I'm so manly and a boy.
>>7265812
>>7265819
we could make it part of our act, like some kind of meta performance art
>>7265826
that's exactly what the person who killed bill murray would say
>>7265828
i haven't worked out in years, but back in high school i could bench 140lb and leg press like 350
>>7265831
>There's always something else
Isn't that just how life goes though? Who fucking cares, you got a fucking fiancee. There's no one left to impress. She stuck with you DESPITE being a tranny. I would tell you to marry that girl but you already are.
I've developed such an intimate relationship with suicide ideation I often find myself instinctively recoiling away from trains when they arrive at tube stations, which is a thing I started doing from snapping myself out of wanting to jump in front. Its bizarre because I'm pretty sure I have no genuine intention to kill myself by this point.
>>7265804
Why do you associate with deplorables? :(
>>7265837
tranny
>>7265786
>Truth and LEWD ANON WTF
Well MAYBE YOU NEED LEWD RIGHT NOW. To make you realize how wrong you are about yourself. Or something.
>>7265831
not its not that you were rude
its just that you said it was "ok"
i just got confused becuse you dont seem to be ok
>>7265838
>like some kind of meta performance art
I'm liking this.
tranny anti comedy.
we can let the audience boo us, and then part of the group hidden in the audience ramps it up to the absurd and start a fight with the ones on stage. it could turn into a wrestling match.
>>7265617
yah u would
u shud tho
(you)'s for the poor?
>>7265853
when tho
ill ask my mom bout it
>>7265831
Basic, you're strong. You have to keep being.
You've dealt with shit, you'll deal with more and you'll get to have happy times.
>>7265855
bjorgfist supports conversion therapy because she's not brave enough to transition herself
>Putting by male name on the school presentation
It feels like I'm lying.
I scribble my signature nowadays so it's illegible. But when it's printed like this it feels funny.
Hey guys, can someone lend me 25k for ffs? Ill pay you back 33k in 3 years. 11% yield per year. I swear im good for it.
>>7265862
Angie pls. It's time to stop.
>shopping for lewd stuff
should i get handcuffs?
>>7265861
I used to use first initial and last name only.
>You will never have a handsome totalitarian bf to send all the people who upset you to work camps to labour for the glory of socialism.
>>7265836
try thinking of good things like how your on hrt already, have nice long hair and face. I really don't have the strength left to make it though losing anything else, so please don't do anything bad
I need a doggu I can subject to cuddles when I am sad
>>7265876
>My student loans so far are gonna cost me my entire paycheck for eight straight years
>Assuming no interest
>lmao
what kinda retarded education/loans did you get?
>>7265867
hanna, when are you going to marry your bf so you can finally have sex with him?
>>7265866
Im not angie, im legitimately in need. My chin is big, my brow bosses, and ive got a fairly big trach
>>7265874
>>7265883
>implying two men can marry
heh
>>7265882
advanced womens studies :^)
god
my coat makes my shoulders and chest look huge
>>7265881
>tfw you used to have a fluffy doggu who didn't like cuddles
Petting him was pretty nice though
how can I stop flinching at everything?
I flinch at every loud noise
every time someone unexpectedly walks past me
when I see a bug
its just embarrassing sometimes when people see me
but
we're both girls??
>>7265888
u can tho even if you were both men
>>7265857
wheneveR!!!
>>7265890
iktf. Get one with a hood and kind of fluff it horizontally across your shoulders. It kind of makes your shoulders look shorter I think.
And of course, shoulders back.
>>7265898
id never have sex tho
im pure
id never do anything so depraved
>>7265856
Is it platonic if when cuddling I touch your penis without sexual intention?
>>7265899
would that work tho???
>>7265881
doggu here
*cudddles snicks*
>>7265889
plz be joking. then you really deserve it, and not even in a "wow you picked something liberal instead of stem, hurr durr only super efficient autists should be respected" sense, but in a "wow, you have fucking retarded interests and you are probably a bad person that just wants to virtue signal" sense.
>>7265910
yasss
>>7265881
just stick some dog ears on nep
>>7265909
>without sexual intention
I mean that is the meaning of platonic but it sounds like you're planning sexual intention >:(
>>7265911
basic you pass
you look amazing
i wish you could see yourself as we do
>>7265914
hmm well ill look into it once i leave my room get food later
>>7265911
>Haha nah
I keep forgetting that Henry Cavill is your lesbian crush
>>7265908
u are lewd
>>7265882
Went to a private school and took advantage of like, none of the resources.
Except therapy right now, I guess.
And public safety entering my room and letting the cops drag me to hospital :p
>>7265913
>tfw sociologist
>>7265911
>I'm not strong I fall apart at the tiniest thing
And you get up.
That's strength.
>>7265919
>Planning sexual intention
No I swear I'm not!
But what if I'm coming up to greet you and I trip and land on you and our lips meet by accident?
>>7265934
n-no im pure
>>7265893
You're a girl
You need a strong bf to protect you
>>7265942
k but i know the real truth
Does anyone know if breaking your own legs will help to make you shorter?
>>7265941
S-stop it Sass
That would be WAY off limits
Only platonic non-lewd touching is allowed
>>7265926
<3 okie
>>7265938
that's fine, don't feel bad, at least it's not womens studies
>tfw went out and picked up dinner with daddy
spending time with my dad makes me happy
sometimes i hold one of my boobs and pat it and call it a good boob is that weird
>>7265951
don't call your real dad daddy its kind of creepy
>>7265950
i took the sociology meme too far and i'm now at the london school of economics and i'm supposed to pretend i'm smart to people
>>7265954
thats sexist
>>7265938
>>7265951
I feel uncomfortable around my parents. I lie to them about everything
>>7265956
can i call you daddy?
>>7265946
you can't change height, just be a tall girl
>>7265947
But those are accidents!
Ok, what amount of clothing do we use to maintain on it platonic?
Can we cuddle if I'm wearing my bra and panties?
>>7265958
how is it sexist its my boob
>>7265956
why is it creepy?
young women (and southern gentlemen) have been calling their father daddy as adults for decades
>>7265951
>Daddy's little girl
Has Dad embraced that he has two daughters?
That makes me think now...
how did you go about asking them to call you Grace?
>>7265955
How can you be a gay man if you don't succ the cock?
>>7265710
dont smoke loser
>>7265968
>seriously tho, can break your own legs actually make you shorter after the bone heals?
Bone healing would make your legs longer.
>>7265955
gay for Henry Cavill?
>>7265966
As long as you're wearing a shirt and pants too, yes
You know full well what platonic ensues young lady
Stop giving me impure thoughts
>>7265946
You're not like 6'8" are you?
Are there any groups/chatrooms for trans pro/g/rammers? I know there are dozens of us.
>>7265972
ive been exposed to too much ddlg on the internet
>>7265976
ok daddy
>>7265955
But you're bi? You're Handsome Husband status at best.
>>7265949
my mom is not happy so i kind afailed in conversation since shes mad at me for not liking this place ://
>tfw 5'7
>felt like manlet entire life
>now feel like i should be even shorter
>>7265985
a few of the rizon #mtfg regulars program
what's going on peeps ?
should I go to bed ?
coffee or tea ?
chocolate or gummy sweets ?
soda or pop ?
fries or wedges ?
dildo or buttplug ?
bath or shower ?
Betamax or vhs ?
strategy or action ?
DnD or Warhammer ?
Magic or Yugioh ?
Pokemon or Digimon ?
Beach or Mountain ?
Summer or Winter ?
>>7265986
exactly
its your issue
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698290
>>7265998
>what's going on peeps
depression
>should i go to bed
nah
>coffee or tea
coffee
>chocolate or gummy sweets
gummy sweets now, normally chocolate
>soda or pop
soda
>fries or wedges
fries
>dildo or buttplug
neither
>bath or shower
bath
>betamax or vhs
vhs
>strategy or action
action
>dnd or warhammer
warhammer
>magic or yugioh
neither
>pokemon or digimon
pokemon
>beach or mountain
beach
>summer or winter
winter
>>7265985
If there's not then you could try making one, but I doubt people would want to go there as opposed to going in trans chatrooms and programming chatrooms separately.
>>7265946
if you amputate them, you don't have to stand anymore
just a thought
>>7265951
:3
I wish I was closer with my dad on a father-daughter level
>>7266000
>You're one of my fav ppl here
pic
>>7265956
but he's my daddy
>>7265961
Why?
>>7265973
>Has Dad embraced that he has two daughters?
Getting closer.
>how did you go about asking them to call you Grace?
I just explained one night about how it's been months I'm still getting called [deadname] and that it bothers me, and how I'd appreciate it if they could try a little harder about calling me Grace.
Now I get a mix of [deadname] and Grace.
>>7266011
Are you out to him? I feel like my dad and I have gotten closer since I came out and stopped hiding things
>tfw you're in public and your friends start groping you and before you know it you've lost all control and you're sucking them in front of other people
>>7265998
Hi Lilly, not a lot right now, gotten laid by a man yet?
coffee, chocolate, soda, fries, dildo, shower, vhs, strategy, dnd, magic, pokemon, beach, winter
>>7266015
same
>>7265962
OMG I DIDN'T KNOW I'M SORRY NO PLEASE DON'T OK
>>7265998
who in their right mind would pick digimon over pokemon?
>>7266016
>gotten laid by a man yet?
ew no
>>7266014
>why
Because my entire life is a lie. I wouldn't even tell them if I was gay. Let alone trans.
>>7265979
shit guys idk i dont want to be a 6 foot tall young hon. my height will make me stick out like a sore thumb. has anyone else ever heard the stories about amputating sections of your legs and then restitiching the muscle and everything with the piece in the middle removed?
>>7266027
you will eventually, you will get it out of your system and go back to munching twat
I never stopped calling my parents mommy and daddy because they never told me to stop, now I'm in my 20s and it would be awkward to suddenly stop now.
>>7266014
I'm out to him, but it's never really been an open discussion topic.
I haven't told him or my mom my preferred name because I don't want them to call me by it before I decide to go fulltime.
Or at least until I somewhat pass.
>>7265981
I meant like if I go visit you and by accident I fall into a canal and all my clothes are wet and I'm not going to take off my bra and panties because i'm a respectable girl. But then I'm really cold, so do we cuddle in my bra and panties or would you like loan me one of your tshirts and then do we cuddle?
Also, Is cuddling like face to face, or can we cuddle while I'm sitting on your lap, or like I'm standing up and you want to hug so you hug me from behind and i rest my head on your cheek and i play witg your hand while you hugg me?
>>7265984
no im 6 foot, 19, and afraid i might grow a few inches taller :(
ok i got some handcuffs
that way i can suprise my bf with them for cristmas
>>7266027
you don't have interest in playing with a nice hard dick?
#justgirlythings
>>7266035
rich family?
>>7266033
There is nothing wrong with being tall, Anon.
>>7266044
No, pretty poor.
>>7266043
girls don't like transformers or listen to music
>>7266043
ffs I have the same exact one
So after 2 years of hrt and with no changes, I decided to quit
>>7266043
have you been buying naughty things on amazon grace?
>>7266042
she does, her vag is craving a hard thick phallus but it hasnt yet overpowered her choice to be lesbian
>>7266038
I would probably wrap you in a blanket, but there's no canals except in Amsterdam so that won't be a problem.
C-cuddling is generally like side to side sitting on a couch I guess. As long as you don't sit in my lap it's probably good though
>>7266053
okay angie
>>7266014
>I just explained one night about how it's been months I'm still getting called [deadname] and that it bothers me, and how I'd appreciate it if they could try a little harder about calling me Grace.
I'm not sure if I can do that yet.
As much of a lie my male name is, it still feels weird to ask for them to use Breana. Probably the part of me that knows I'm a guy. Maybe I can just ask them to cut back on using names in general. Dad's pretty good about just using "Hun" or "Honey". Mom might be using my birth name even more now because there was one nickname I said I didn't like so she stopped using almost all nicknames.
>>7266046
oh yeah of course, it just means i will stick out like a sore thumb all the time since like 99% of all cis women are at or below 5 10, no big deal
>tfw you and your gf consult each other on strawpoll votes because you share an IP
>>7265998
>what's going on peeps ?
Messing around online with Bexe
>should I go to bed ?
Are you tired?
>coffee or tea ?
Tea because more options
>chocolate or gummy sweets ?
Chocolate
>soda or pop ?
I say soda, but drink neither
>fries or wedges ?
Fries spiced like wedges. No, they don't seem to exist for some reason but I want them to.
>dildo or buttplug ?
Neither for now, I'd probably pick a buttplug for lack of experience
>bath or shower ?
Shower, though a bath in a hot tub sized tub sounds nice
>Betamax or vhs ?
Neither, grew up with vhs
>strategy or action ?
Strategy but I like both
>DnD or Warhammer ?
DnD, I'd like a tabletop wargame that doesn't use tape measures though
>Magic or Yugioh ?
Magic
>Pokemon or Digimon ?
Pokemon
>Beach or Mountain ?
Beach, not fit enough for mountains
>Summer or Winter ?
Summer, though preferably spring
>>7266053
I'll just give up and never start
>>7266058
Not Angie
She's been on hrt for a longer than 2 years
>>7266005
Oh thats mean putting me on there
>>7266012
Pic
>>7266050
>girls don't like transformers
Wrooooooong lmao
I used to hang out in a Transformers tinychat that was half cis girls
That was my childhood, I had so many friends through that, makes me sad we've all parted ways except for one of the girls and I.
>>7266052
WEW
>>7266054
WEW noooooo it's just for keeping my skin moisturized and soft
>>7266059
>>7266036
I definitely get the "I dont pass so dont call me my girlname" but after a certain point it was like most people were calling me by Grace. Friends, coworkers, some of my family, so I'd like it if my immediate family did as well.
>>7266060
Anon. Big girls are fine.
>>7265985
I'll join when I get better xd
>>7266071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZylTw6RGY
>>7266066
go the fuck to sleep or i'll keep calling you daddy
>>7266071
>Sun
thats a girl?
>>7266005
Why tf am I on there lmao?
>>7266075
No. Not big that way. Fat bitches are gross.
I am being made to go to sleep
Goodnight
>>7266066
im gonna sleep basic
take care~
>>7266068
>Transformers tinychat
strange
>>7266081
Why is so much muscle in her upper arm but not the rest
>>7266081
>tfw fat "bitch"
>>7265998
>what's going on peeps ?
Im trying to understand where the limits of platonic cuddling are. :3
>should I go to bed ?
If you're tired yeah, if not hang around
>coffee or tea ?
Mocha coffee with milk foam
>chocolate or gummy sweets ?
Chocolate
>soda or pop ?
Water?
>fries or wedges ?
Wedges with potatoskin
>dildo or buttplug ?
Dildo
>bath or shower ?
Shower
>Betamax or vhs ?
Betamax
>strategy or action ?
Rpg
>DnD or Warhammer ?
Um what?
>Magic or Yugioh ?
Um i dunno
>Pokemon or Digimon ?
Pokemon
>Beach or Mountain ?
Beach
>Summer or Winter ?
Summer
>>7266000
>Trips Czech'd!
You're saying that If you weren't engaged you'd be a cockslut?
>>7266057
Can I lay my head on your lap if I get sleepy? :3
>>7266068
Some buddies here in England are already calling me by my girlname and it feels weird. As a compromise I asked them to call me with a shortened version of the name that sounds gender neutral because being called by my girlname when I look like a boy in a public place makes me feel so awkward.
>try on clothes with gf
>no response
>pissy
>playing video games
Go to moms
>try on clothes
>does this look good
>fucking everything looks good in you miss tall and skinny
>she goes to her bedroom and slams the door
What is wrong with cis women jesus
Penis
>>7266081
this is just a scary dyke. i dont want to be a scary dyke
>>7266089
>Can I lay my head on your lap if I get sleepy? :3
No only on legs near my knees ;^)
>>7266068
>so I'd like it if my immediate family did as well
see that's the thing
I'm afraid to ask my friends to call me charlotte as well.
but I'm also getting to a point where it feels wrong to continue to be deadnamed by my closest irl friends.
>>7266088
There's a solution for that! Managed caloric deficit and a healthy diet! And if you want muscle, you can begin working on that once you've taken the weight off to lower the strain on your heart!
You can do it if you want to!
>>7266094
wtf how could you
>>7266035
I don't remember when I stopped calling mine mommy and daddy, but calling them mom and dad will only feel awkward the first few times you do it.
>>7266068
>but after a certain point it was like most people were calling me by Grace. Friends, coworkers, some of my family, so I'd like it if my immediate family did as well.
This makes sense.
I don't feel like telling more people though. so... I guess it just doesn't have that kind of pressure to make them change. Only 2 non-trans friends know, I'm probably never telling work, I'm not telling my college as of right now.
I guess I should just continue hunkering down and trying to further myself on the girl scale. Eyebrows and haircut... probably some girls clothes.
>>7265998
Coffee
Mountain
Wint r
Magic
Dnd
Strategy
Baemax
Shower
Snowshoe fries
Soda
gummies
>>7266094
e(lesbian)na
>>7266102
i just don't want them to make fun of me for it because i have a ton of social anxiety lmao
i don't want my dad to be like, "about time you stopped ahahahahahah"
>>7266101
Because im a lesbian
>>7266092
your girlfriend is mad because you are a girl and she is a repressed lesbian and has to confront the feelings she has for you but instead gets angry at you for it.
your mom is jealous that you are young and pretty.
but enough about that
when are you getting srs, ffs and a boyfriend?
>>7266109
knew it
>>7266109
i'm confused
>>7266114
Sure, platonically
>>7266108
That's understandable, but I think if he was gonna make fun of you for it then he would have already done so by now.
>>7266096
Girls that put effort in aren't scary dykes. They're gorgeous dykes.
>>7266092
they are mad that a girl with your looks is dumb enough to support hillary
>>7266115
:3 no touching my titties when I'm asleep!
>>7266119
Tfw put effort in and still look like a man
>>7265998
>what's going on peeps
trying to learn the right hand section of canon in d so I stop thinking about suicide
new clyp
https://clyp.it/qvga2ii5
>>7266110
who is the girl in the pic? she looks like a "tall" girl but I cant tell, I love her tho she is so pretty!!!
>>7266122
But what if they stick out and I accidentally brush over them when grabbing a drink?
>>7266120
>Tfw the only tranny to publicly support Trump is Caytlin Jenner
>>7266116
I'm probably just going to stop after move out.
>>7266105
I like sucking dick a lot
I wish I could do it every day
..but no bf :(
I am so jealous of trannies
POST VOICE OR U R NOT TRUTRANS AND SHOULD KYS
>>7266135
There's literally nothing to be jealous about, lmao
>>7266135
become one of us
one of us
one of us!
>>7266130
>blaire white
there just happens to be an overlap between people who only get their news from facebook and people who are trans.
>>7266135
Same
Being a cisguy on hormones is shit
>>7266128
Umm it's ok because you didn't want to do anything sexual
What if you see they get hard because i'm really sensitive and I let out a little moan?
>>7266145
I would probably just ignore it but if it's really weird I'll wake you up and notify you about it
>the body rejects bitter tastes because that's how it recognizes poisons
>tfw you love bitter tastes
>>7266142
I thought blaire white was a femboy.
how many levels of irony is the average trans girl on?
>>7266119
im still shakn in muh boots
>>7266135
i'm jealous of the mega cute ones
so many in this thread
>>7266144
why are you
Femboi?
>>7266135
>I am so jealous of trannies
Here we fucking go again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW74ESh13xA
>>7266155
like, 4 or 5 maybe.
>>7266160
I'm agp
>>7266130
>tfw I hate Hillary, but I still wanted her to win because I hate Trump a lot more
>tfw your country has a shitty voting system
>>7266155
i don't even remember my gender identity any more so i make up a new answer every time i'm asked
>>7266168
i need this tanktop
link pls
>>7266168
it's cool when people let you know not to bother from the get go.
>>7266165
>unironically believing in agp
Yeah man, self-hatred for not wanting to be your birth gender and never ever being a complete version of your desired gender is so awesome.
And all that existential crisis shit and self-consciousness? Feeling unable to complain about your mental problems because they're "in your head"? Mad jelly.
And falling for someone and not knowing if they can like "you" and knowing it has nothing to do with their orientation but how they perceive you and how cool they are with the fact that you're a non-op tranny? Yeah man, fuck them. Life sucks being cis. I want to feel like I want to die because of a fundamental aspect of myself is wrong. Maybe I can be transnigger like that one bitch?
>>7266164
you are like a little baby
I still don't understand what the AGP meme means.
who is snicks?
>>7266176
and that the forces of good won
>>7266146
I don't want a gay bf and I'm 5 days into transition..but some day
I hope soon :(
>>7266175
>elanna
>unironical
Elanna is only sincere about her sadnes every now and then.
>>7266172
https://www.redbubble.com/people/4wex/works/8801844-h8-anime?p=womens-fitted-scoop&style=womens-fitted-scoop&body_color=red&print_location=front
>>7266165
I'm glad you're back! :3
How are you feeling?
>>7266176
How do your panties get wet when you still have a gt? How's that work?
Also I would try to smell it even though I don't have a sense of smell :^)
>>7266154
I'm confused.
>>7266175
Im such a filthy fetishist that I got an extra hole installed for taking more dick
uwu
>>7266185
go read nevada
By the time I can go fulltime girlmode I'm gonna be nearly 30. I need to figure out how adult women dress. Don't wanna be one of those old trans women who dress like fucking teens, that shit's just weird.
>>7266196
why
>>7266181
Exactly! With all that hate we could make a great 80 members comedy ensamble!
>>7266185
It was an old gatekeeping term that implies that if, amon other things, you got aroused ever in your life wearing panties, or you masturbated thinking of you as a woman, or didn't like men; you weren't a real tranny.
It had comically tiny study groups, like 20 people. Check wiki,
>>7266191
Honestly not great, but I'm just working harder to mask the depression.
I'm on my lunch break, I think I fucked up my arm because heavy bags ;_;
>>7266188
>5 days into transition
now i feel old
>>7266190
based
thanks <3
>>7266154
nah blair only sounds like one
seriously
how can anyone stand watching videos with this voice ?
>>7266199
you have to find a printshop for it
>>7266198
agp is when youre a boy who masturbates about being a girl.
do you like to bully people in videogames
Hey /mtfg/
how are you
everything ok?
>>7266195
uwu
>>7266194
Is there any other practical use for a neovag besides taking dick and being confortable in female clothing?
>>7266185
AGP is not a meme you uneducated, biggoted fuck
>>7266201
Yeah, I know the proper definition of it, I just get confused by people who use it unironically here, or even as a self-descriptor.
>>7266186
snickerdoodle
resident cutie
im an automated vagina file
>>7266211
what sort of other use are you looking for? like using it as a hidden pocket or something?
>>7266214
No one here uses it unironically.
Some people use it to convince themselves they can't be trannies.
>>7266217
does it hav lewds
>>7266218
*punch*
*headpat*
>>7266186
the ugliest girl in the world
>>7266211
Feeling better about my body is a pretty big practical use ime.
I definitely feel less at odds with my anatomy, even if I still have my issues.
Sparkly 7 for all man kind cigarette jeans y/n?
Pay no attention to the Louis Vuitton
>>7266221
It's just that if you wanted you could make an argument about neovags being entirely for fetishes.
>>7266199
https://www.redbubble.com/people/derp234/works/21775744-god-emperor-trump-defeating-hillary?p=mens-graphic-t-shirt
here's a preview of it
I imagine a printshop locally would be cheaper tbqh
>>7266207
nah you can call him good compared to jesus,mlk and washington tho
>>7266208
i don't play video games
but bullying is fun
>>7266209
yes wbu ?
>>7266219
a what ?
>>7266224
she is a paragon of purity
>>7266204
hugg elann
>>7266232
And I failed
>>7266231
I was memeing .__.
Also, is your arm okay?
>>7266192
Umm i guess when I get excited I leak this clear sticky fluid from my gt. It isn't semen, but it gets my panties like wet enough that I have to use a panti liner or change them. Or maybe I'm uncomfortable about it.
>>7266193
Yeah, she's pretty but I thought she was a femboy, I saw one of her alt-rihmght propaganda videos and she talked like a gay man so I assumed she was not trans, but I don't do much youtube desu.
>>7266233
yes, reconsturcting a penis into a fully functionining vagina sans uterus is def just for fetish purposes, i agree, trutrans statistically find that they love their penises and stay with them
>>7266197
How old are you now?
>>7266239
but you had a 98,1% chance of succeeding
>>7266240
It hurts when I lift things ;_;
>>7266237
hugg anon
>>7266242
That is pretty lewd desu
>tfw barely ever produce precum
Seriously though I wouldn't do anything lewd since I am keeping it purely platonic
B-but what if I fall asleep?
>>7266248
you could hurt the other arm to even things out.
How long before today's freedom?
>>7266227
;_;
>>7266204
It's going to be ok bby. I don't know how. But I believe in you.
Can you get your arm checked out by a doc? It could be something like repetitive motion stress related injury and maybe you should use an arm guard or something to avoid further damage.
I <3 U
>>7266252
4 hours ;_;
Anyways back to the grind
>>7266239
when are you getting a boyfriend to put a baby in there?
>>7266250
Maybe I'm just being too closeminded. I just don't really get the idea of being turned on by the though of being a girl. Wouldn't you visualize yourself as a one? Why would you feel aroused at the idea of being a man and why would that be more true trans?
More stoned than expected, I'm sorry if I don't make any sense.
gel gel and snick snick are getting married
>tfw no bf to take me on a road trip to a mountain for us to camp
>>7266257
good luck!
>>7266247
how does mtfg keep their bewbs from hurting in the cold?
>>7266265
Wear something warm?
>>7266265
stay in bed
>>7266265
By not having any uwu
>>7266259
Well, for me before I realized I was trans I thought of myself as being a man usually, but picturing myself as a woman and doing sexy stuff turned me on a lot. If you're really trutrans (tm) then you probably have always imagined yourself as a girl when thinking about sexual stuff, but for a lot of people like myself that didn't really realize it for a long time or repressed it, it might not be what they usually imagine themself as.
>>7266268
then how do people see them?
>>7266265
a bra
I have only ever cuddled once and it was only platonic
I'll never even get to hold hands
>>7266276
Dont be a slut, your priority for cold weather should be staying warm, not showing off your tiny tits.
>>7266265
they kill themselves so they cant feel it ;((((((((((
>>7266273
Yeah, but you'll probably get more aroused seeing yourself as a woman. That's a no brainer. It's not less trans or deserving of some special, different, name if you realized later on.
It usually sounds either like not wanting to accept that you're a tranny or feeling guilty about something that doesn't mean that much,
>>7266278
Why won't you get to that, tsuri?
>>7266272
unu
>>7266279
>dont be a slut
>>7266281
is it really THAT cold up there?
>>7266205
>Blair white voice
Ugh I know! She sounds like a gay man pretending to talk like a duck.
>>7266234
>Jesus
Condemmed to die via crucifixion, a punishment reserved against those whi rebelled against the roman state
>MLK
Racial agitator, led massive protests that paralized states and once took 1,000,000 black males to march on washington DC to pressure the government, arrested over 30 times, had a file by the FBI because of his actions and danger to the government of the US.
>Washington
Rebel army leader, betrayer of the English Crown, used guerrilla tactics to massacre and defeat english troops which had trained him in military strategy.
Hmmmm I guess you made my point.
>>7266287
"Gee that girl looks like she's freezing, nice B cups tho" said nobody ever
I want to be a tranny I want to be a tranny i want to be a tranny I want to be a tranny I want to be a tranny
>>7266282
because I'm a retard who'll fuck up any relationship
>>7266293
>>7266282
as a agp can confirm there is always a lot of guilt. most people write off agp as just being fetish but im pretty sure that it became sexual in nature for me because of repressed feelings from childhood.
>>7266292
Thats not very trutrans =)
what were (You) like as a kid and teen girls?
complete faggot as a kid and repressed closeted faggot alpha chad teen here
>>7266299
You best be pulling my leg girl
kekulus rex
>>7266290
>She sounds like a gay man pretending to talk like a duck.
couldn't have said it better
just orderd this
im broke again now
>>7266197
Is it better or worse if I'm one of those old trans women that dresses like a teen if I dress like a teen guy?
>>7266294
You're supposed to learn with experience, no one is born knowing it all, Tsuri.
>>7266298
but why do you think agp is a good acronym to define yourself?
it becomes sexual because that's one of the ways your head processes things it represses. like people liking abuse because they had to go through it as little kids and what not.
>>7266295
what is wrong with you!!!! Everyone knows TRUTRANS DONT LOOK AT SISSY PORN, you perverted mentally ill freak, get out of here!
>>7266310
>>7266292
that cape thing is so cute!
But I hate those amish buttons.
>>7266302
of course I am, whaen i went to a festival it was like 2 degrees and there were a bunch of girls in sports bra's and fishnet stockings and I thought, 'how are they not freezing to death?'
should have worn a cute parka =)
>>7266301
charismatic kid
loner teen
>>7266295
It's more the fact I want to be myself
>>7266310
The line between sissy porn and crossdressing porn and tg erotica is way more blurry than I originally thought.
There's definitely a continuum though and holy crap, that shit on the end scares the shit out of me. It feels like someone found out about my "fetish" but then completely misinterpreted it and just started harassing me about it and I'm just too autistic to tell them to stop.
>>7266301
Beta phaggot 4 lyfe
>>7266310
sissy hypnosis porn is the EPITOME of trutrans
>>7266318
yes im gonna ms paint my butte
>>7266262
is it hard to find a bf to go up into some mountains with?
>>7266309
only reason I like it because i feel like its being true to my reallity which i masturbate intensely to thought of being female. i dont visualize a specific female in my mind, its like i cant, but i do look at erotica and porn and picture myself in the female roll during sex in that somehow I am able to make it so that the majority of the stimulation i get while wanking it actually rests in my balls and in my scrotum and I imagine a dick going in me, basically. when im drunk or high i masturbate like a total sissy, limp ejacing clitty and everything.
should i shave my own head or get a hairdresser to do it?
>>7266309
yeah I guess, its just that relationships are scary and I don't know where to begin
>>7266321
yeee im much paranoid too.....
>>7266329
do it yourself
>>7266329
how about you stop posting here because nobody likes you
>>7266319
jelly of the happy childhood
>>7266322
wow really? like the nerdy type?
>>7266325
hugg Han Han
>>7266251
Wow you mean both of us asleep? Sometimes I have vivid dreams and I act them out as if I was awake.
When I was in highschool and repressing I was sleeping in the same bed with my best friend and started hugging him and he woke me up when I tried to kiss him.
;_;
If this happens, you shouldn't wake me up. Just like go with it and I'll think it was a dream and I'll be shy the next day.
>>7266244
26, people say I look like I've barely aged in the last decade though.
>>7266329
If you're shaving it fully, just do it yourself. If you want a layer of hair left, get a family member/friend to do it, you WILL make a bald spot and have to shave the rest of too.
I did this exact thing 2 weeks ago, I know what I'm talking about
>>7266327
so?
I mean, you could be the worst of the freaks or the weirdest whatever, a woman could be doing the same.
It doesn't make you not trans because your fetish is generally seen as creepy or wrong or whatever.
>>7266301
I was the gullible ex private school kid at first, then I spoke in falsetto so I wouldn't have to deal with boyvoice and repressed as a teen. I was generally the anxious weird smart kid in grade school
Went full loner mode in uni and started transitioning
>>7266337
No what if I fall asleep and you stay awake? You would respect the platonicism, right?
>>7266332
Oh yeah, that's probably a biugger issue.
You can always start new things if you have no way of meeting people. It'll be a crackshot but it's something.
>>7266336
i think a lot of it was getting to act like myself as a kid
i could essentially be a girl
>>7266336
no, hung out with the scenies during school to feel alpha, got stoned with the alpha's after school, but I was always their bitch boi
>>7266310
I look at art of cute girls with penises.
There needs to be more art that showcases bulges without being outright porn.
>>7266317
Around here girls seem to be more practical with what they wear.
And, that's a festival, people dress stupid to those
>>7266314
There's a lot of cute capes out there
Could be good for spring and fall
>>7266340
i guess, but I am too sensitive to what other people think in that I let them influence how i think about myself. and i get locked in repression and self hating because of it
>>7266344
Oh yeah, at most i'd stroke your hair platonically. If you're snoring, you're getting a wet willy tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5kETiLtfEI
i love her look even if her facial expression is super bored
>>7266350
true, but every now and then you see a girl heading to the club with hardly anything on during november, I always laugh my ass off when it starts raining
>>7266355
>If you're snoring, you're getting a wet willy tho
What do you mean by this? To wake me up or something?
>>7266355
a wet willy? thats rape yo
when you love precum soaked penises
SOMEBODY HELP. I tried masturbating a few minutes ago to my AGP fetishes but I cant cum. Am I cured?
I feel a little bit better about my hands now
I'm also REALLY wanting a cape
>>7266362
"whats pcsp?"
>>7266357
"The ground is cold. My feet hurt. This towel is getting damp. An apple? Bread? Curry? What the hell was I thinking?"
>>7266345
the only way I can think of meeting people is getting a job, but thats not working out well so far
>>7266363
tried a mirror ?
>>7266365
precum soaked panties
owo
>>7266371
Cape, poncho, whatever you wanna call it I guess, it doesnt really matter
>>7266372
maeve is lewd!
>>7266369
no, why? i dont dress up or anything lol i dont sissy crossdress id look disguting id probably die from humiliation of me laughing at myself :/
>>7266342
>I was generally the anxious weird smart kid in grade school
>Went full loner mode in uni and started transitioning
Ayy, same
>>7266363
think about a cute guy kissing you from your neck to your inner thigh
imagine his soft bread brushing against your breast as he kisses your ribcage
he has one hand keeping you in a firm grasp, picture what he is doing with the other hand
>>7266371
wait what do u mean weird shit
>>7266379
I fucked jake
>>7266301
It was a progressive slide from
an overly sensitive fat kid with lots of friends to a loser loner with zero who felt like the ugliest person in the world inside and out.
By 16 I had found my cult though and was sure Jesus would fix everything or destroy me out of mercy.
>be me
>in the 17° District of the Feminist States of America
>in the Saarkesian Area of Washington D.C
>have to wear this ID card around my neck that says "WHITE CIS MALE" "CLASS:SAFE", "GENDER:BINARY"
>go out for a walk in the "Safe Space Park"
>come across "something"
>A landwhale, with all its head shaved, and a fuckind dildo at it's side.
>Looks like a fucking super mutant from fallout
>but without the muscles
>god damn i miss video games
>start to sweat
>remember the neutral pronouns poster the new Goverment gave everyone a month after the election
>walks by "it"
>i say "hi"
>it get on it's knees and start screeching autistically
>I freak out
>it says: GEET OOUT CEEES MEEIL
>it blows a whistle
>it starts screaming OOPREESHUN!!
>a S.J.W Patrol comes by and pick "it" up
>it starts to play with play-doh and legos
>i get 50 years in jail for triggering a "Non binary quagenderfluid genderqueer femme"
>get enrolled into the "Forced Gender Change" project
Such is life in Hillary's America
hrt gave me gyno
: (
>>7266380
he is molesting me with the other hand and I am crying I dont know what to do, somebody help
>>7266393
Haha, Anon has bitch tits.
>>7266301
i was the shy kid that had a secret on my friend untill i was 14
>>7266382
The kind of stuff that made people hate Robin.
It's cool if you're into that, just don't try to push it here or someone will get mad eventually.
>>7266394
lol
>>7266394
>:3 to wake you up!
O-okay
You'd stop when I'm awake right?
Cause if it's just to wake me up it's fully platonic
im sleepy but it's almost 8 pm
should i nap
>>7266398
what a fucking fag lol
>>7266397
he sits up and hugs you and tells you its okay, if you dont want to go any further thats fine
>>7266402
Secret crush****
>>7266404
what AGP made people mad? I mean sure if u think AGP has to mean that bullshit that biggot idiot psycologist came up with i get where u r coming from, but AGP is pretty useful imo to refer to what I feel I experience, and I dont think of the term itself negatively, however i dont still have negative thoughts about myself for it tho, that what i struggle with
>>7266391
You'd be better off going to the badlands and being the sex toy/hood ornament of the muscle futamentari until you're accepted enough to be given high octane testrogen and allowed to join their ranks as a muscular dickbitch berserker raiding the SJW strongholds.
>>7266415
I feel like you write erotic fiction
>>7266410
i smile a little bit and feel relieved and hope he doesnt think any less of me.
>>7266384
ahh jealous i think a really really traumatic childhood made me repress any latent attraction to guys until well after I started hrt, that and it's heavily stigmatized in my family. glad you got to explore a bit tho =)
>>7266390
holy shit same lmao, I thought going to church would cure me of being a fucking tranny too. it didn't but I still go occasionally bc it makes me feel nice. I imagine you stopped and dropped the faith though or am I wrong?
>>7266402
I was too scared to like guys I mentally fled in terror anytime any remotely gay thought showed up and over compensated by constantly trying to prove how straight I was. :(
>>7266414
dont be anon even that lunatic doctor said agp should transition. I was legit agp too but it doesn't make u any less trans
>>7266420
he kisses your forehead before telling you "of course not" and hugs you more
I need help. Every day I spend most of my time wishing I had the strength to kill myself. Counselors are all pandering and can't offer me any legitimate insight.
I've exhausted everything. Every possible direction for my life, every possible justification for my actions... it just makes me realize how nothing is as good as the media makes it out to be. Nothing is as pure. I hope one day I'll gain the balls (lol) to end it on my own terms.
>>7266414
oh, I was answering to what weird shit, which was in turn just an hyperbole.
If it helps at all, and I know it doesn't, there's no reasson to keep struggling with that.
>get bored and post a couple pics on another site and mention I'm trans
>people asking for details and asl even though I'm disgustingly ugly
Jesus Christ people get desperately thirsty sometimes
At least I know there's always at least one person that wants to give someone else a dicking
>>7266342
That's scarily similar to me
>>7266413
"Anon, why do you have boobs?
Are you a girl?
I'm pretty sure you're a girl. You should stop pretending to be guy.
What? No, I don't believe you. Drop your pants and prove it."
-My first bully and eventually first reciprocated crush
(I was a fat kid)
>>7266415
>implying I'm not loving every second of my reedduction and being given Estrogen everyday
>>7266427
because the media lied to you?
maybe you should take some alone time to really think through what you're feeling. Why do you want purity? Why aren't you happy with the things that are better irl than in the spectacle?
>>7266406
It's just playful! Its not like nibbling your earlobe and begging you to fuck me and then gently putting my tounge in your ear canal and stroking your erect cock because this turned you on.
Because that would be like not platonic and all and probably the opposite of platonic.
>>7266426
i feel safe and at peace
>>7266427
buy a block of land in the middle of nowhere and live as a hermit
>>7266425
eh it was cool, i knew him for about 4 years before anything happened, he was actually the most 'no homo bro' one of them all ironically
>>7266432
are you an anime?
>>7266437
Y-yeah wouldn't want that.
Wasn't your fiancée around somewhere as well?
>>7266431
but maybe that means ur not disgustingly ugly
>>7266441
lmao stories like this warm my heart
>>7266425
I was really afraid of acting to "gay" and scaring away my friends
It made me really self consious as a kid
I kinda dont care how gay i act anymore tho heh
>>7266431
>there's always at least one person that wants to give someone else a dicking
I always get laughed at
>>7266447
the same could be said for you missy
>>7266452
same, i kind of miss those 'bros'
>>7266418
I used to ERP with page-length posts that got really stupidly overdetailed and went into some really weird shit.
Now that I'm older I just tend to occasionally wordwank a bit and type up a fun bit here or there.
I should write a book.
>>7266445
I know right!
Imagine if I was with my fiancee and we started kissing and asked you if you wanted to join us because one of my sexual fantasies has always been making out with a girl while we suck on a guys cock. That wouldn't be platonic at all, rigjt?
>>7266455
it caaan't REEEEEEEE
>>7266393
iktf
no more wearing t-shirts in public
>>7266458
Wanna ERP with me some time?
>>7266435
The media just embodies our cultural ideals. I mean maybe I should go on a walkabout or something and spend a month alone, but as it is, the only human being I have regular contact with is my mother. And she's a needy bitch. I have no money, no job (though that will change soon).
Why do you think things are better irl than in media? I don't agree. There are no loose ends on TV. The fact that I would even measure my life against television is proof I'm not worth the effort.
>>7266462
No I think I'd have to decline
It'd be pretty awkward for you to do lewd stuff while I platonically watch and stroke your hair
>>7266464
hello nim
have you lost to cock yet?
>>7266432
that sounds pretty disgusting desu
>>7266447
Or that people will jack off to anything
>>7266466
A tempting offer!
>>7266464
Nim is back o:
I havent seen you for awhile
>>7266477
I'm pretty good at it.
>>7266357
>>7266364
I don't know exactly what it is about it but her cape makes her look like a hobbit.
>>7266453
iktf too well .__.;
>>7266456
i have a few guy friends that amjnew me pre transition i caught getting boners around me when I'm in girlmode. they're apparently convinced I'm pulling some kind of long prank. idk maybe they're just denying their homolust.
>>7266463
maeve a cute. all ur opinions to the contrary are rejected
>>7266472
Yeah I know! Good thing that's never going to happen because it's not platonic. Right?
>>7266425
>I imagine you stopped and dropped the faith though or am I wrong?
Oh yeah. Maybe someday I'll believe again. God better have a lot of fucking answers next time I pray though.
>>7266444
I fucking wish. That summer I basically didn't eat shit because I was at a new school and the month before summer made me believe I wouldn't find any friends there. Puberty basically started and finished too. I vividly remembering really liking the way my legs look before they started sprouting black hair and acne took over my skin.
She kept teasing me and making fun of me and inviting me to hang out with her while she smoked so she could tease me about probably being gay but she was running out of ammo. Eventually I accidentally said a few witty things and I felt like there was eventually a thing going on.
I was too autistic to pursue it, but before I moved back to my hometown she acknowledged she had a crush on me too.
>>7266473
NO I WILL NEVER LIKE COCK
I WILL ALWAYS LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!
>>7266482
she also has a mousey look so she almost looks mystical
btw, do you think that femhobbits have those gross giant hairy feet? or maybe they have vellus hairs on theirs?
>>7266483
shamefully i never went girlmode in front of them =(
but im pretty sure they are hiding their gayness cause that gay bro...
no homo
>>7266484
Exactly! I'm glad you got it.
Just cuddling, with clothes on, while not grinding on my lap, accidentally touching my dick or tripping and kissing me.
You're welcome anytime
>>7266479
hi hanna ^^ <3
how you been
>>7266482
That's where you usually see capes, anyway
>>7266488
good girl
>>7266489
I don't know what the canon answer is but in my mind female hobbits have hairy feet just like female dwarves have beards.
>>7266467
I you really want to take some time with that you could watch Guy Debord's The Society of the Spectacle and/or Adam Curtis' Hyper Normalisation. Both will say smarter things that I can right now about this subject.
But you shouldn't assume that the media is a response to something external, it's an instrument with writers and producers and CEO's making deals with other companies. It's brain washing. And it has existed for so long that our lives have been mutated by this (Society of the Spectacle has a section about how certain types and conditions of nudity were made erotic while others aren't). And in the end they are means of control (SotS has a section about how assisting to a rock concert became a short term release to keep the working classes without revolting, sicne there's someone on stage doing it for you, HM goes more on how Putin used his ties with the media to construct his pseudo democratic regeme where he always wins the elections and why the democrats failed to stop Trump).
Because life is more expansive than TV. Just like wrestling has plots that have lasted decades and most series last a year, life lasts an eternity. It's just another kind of plot.
Writing while eating, I'm sorry if I left sentences without an ending or something.
WE LOVE TRIPS!
>>7266488
cock is the best!
>>7266501
Which trips can shoot whiskey? This is important.
>>7266505
shoot whiskey?
>>7266510
Like laser eye-beams.
WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
>>7266496
>>7266497
maybe so but hobbits grow foot beards instead of ones on their face
so I am thinking that girl hobbits have the same giant leathery feet but they're hair free like a human girls face would be
>>7266501
sparky has fuckin' hippie hair, he should live out of a van.
>>7266487
cant say i blame you. i was miffed for a while after my previous church kept pressuring me to detransition and live totally depressed and suicidal as a male :^)
>>7266488
>implying
lol you're going to get a handsome manly bf and suck his dick and like it one day soon™ when he starts treating you like a girl and being really sweet those mental defenses will melt like butter and you fall victim to the cocklust
>>7266490
lol prolly they some homos
>>7266500
yeah especially my childhood. it was a living nightmare that I doubt most kids my age could survive functioning and sane . - .
>>7266515
delete this, too lood
BLUE BOARD!
>>7266512
lol dafuq? oh shots
>>7266498
I mean I guess. But still, everyone around me views life through the lens of the media. Isn't that the same essentially, as the media being objective truth? I've yet to find anyone that truly perceives beyond that.
>>7266522
>>7266505
I can drink alcohol like water but I haven't ever been drunk
>>7266527
a-anon-kun
what are you doing .//////.
>>7266526
Not really, since the media is manufactured it is filled with cracks. Like they couldn't make Hillary win, everything else is more or less equally screwed. Just trusting them is a pretty hardcore slave mentallity.
>tfw will never be ok with myself
ayy lmao i feel like an anime
>>7266537
I love G&T
But I'm sure there is a handful of hardcore alcoholics around.
>>7266520
sorry you had to go through that
:/
>>7266538
Sure, but a lot of people are "slaves," in that sense. Is being feminine in my own eyes enough? I don't think I can live if everyone else sees me as otherwise.
>>7266543
>tfw last week the police had to bring me home because I was swinging chairs at windows and the people called the police
>when the police was there I was just sitting at a table so they were nice to me
>unironically didn't even remember the chair slinging like 5 minutes after it happened
Sup?
>>7266539
You're gonna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To grow your tits, is your real test. Being a tranny is your cause.
I've been drunk every night for the past two weeks. I wish I could just cut to the inevitable end and finish my fucking forsaken life.
>>7266547
The media in general isn't particularly pro tranny. If anything you should try to stay away of how it tells you you should be.
It's a very weird abusive relationship you're having there.
Everything on my face but my brow is fine what do?
Help Spartan order his HRT. It's not a big deal right? It's just some Estrogen and anti androgens
>>7266555
Go drink with Breanna, Trips.
>>7266536
Oh. Rum is good.
Any preference? Funny enough I've still yet to try actual Jack Daniels but I liked Sailor Jerry. I had a coworker who went on about Gentleman's Jack as well, but the price tag has made me keep putting it off. My gotos are gin and whiskey and if I didn't have an alcoholic father I would probably always have some on hand.
>>7266543
Yeah. It comes with dealing with mental problems I guess.
>>7266561
horse, water, drink, etc
>>7266557
So I should just ignore what the world thinks? Easier said than done...
>>7266561
do it or you're going to be trapped in limbo forever
>>7266561
No
There's guides
>>7266569
The media isn't the world.
Did Hillary win the elections she had in the bag?
>>7266561
You know the URL's by heart, Amy. You have the money. You know exactly what to order. Just do it.
It's not like it's final anyway. You can totally still cancel after the order is submitted and back out.
>>7266573
I meant motivation wise. I researched what I'm getting though
>>7266572
Must...resist...urge...to...backslide...
>>7266561
you have been waiting for this moment your whole life, as soon as you click complete order you will have two weeks to accept what you just did and then when they arrive all you have to do is take your first dose, and the second dose and continue on like that and after a short while you will begin to feel better, your anxiety will be gone, colors and smells and sounds will seem more vibrant, you will feel almost like how you used to when you were young, you cant remember what that feeling is "hip, hap, hippy?" you will audibly find yourself saying and at that moment the rest of your adult life will open up into freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VJBBUqr1wM
>>7266500
im ok ^^
>>7266576
The media is the consolidated world's awareness. Hillary lost because people underestimated how much america hated her. I chose to transition and I think every day about if I made the right choice. I'd rather be a girl, but that doesn't mean I'd rather be a transsexual.
>>7266579
yes Amy you must charge bravely into the unknown now is the time to woman up.
this is the first step to getting cute. do t worry how you'll turn out. I used to look like this for crying out loud 100% male and not feminine at all. so u can make it
>>7266567
my go to is rum, but my favourite shot-esque drink is a small glass of sambuca with crushed ice, partly because it;s smooth as hell but also because it makes my throat go completely numb
>>7266583
IMA DO IT
>>7266501
Ive been gone for a fortnight and suddenly there are pictures of Kit about?
>>7266593
good girl :)
>>7266583
>colors and smells and sounds will seem more vibrant
I went to the mall during my 2nd month of E, and it was just so bright and awe-inspiring. I doubt I'll forget it.
>>7266596
I don't think they're actually of kit.
>>7266593
good girl
none of us will be women. fuck ive wasted years of my life...
>>7266583
>colors and smells will seem more vibrant
I never got that effect, it means I'm not trutrans right?
>>7266588
>sambuca
I really dunno about that, but I'll try it next time I got access to a full bar.
>>7266599
>I went to the mall during my 2nd month of E, and it was just so bright and awe-inspiring. I doubt I'll forget it.
I know right, I was walking around doing my laundry and all of a sudden everything just smelled and looked like never before and I was smiling all day and laughing because it made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjCxyruU8NI
>>7266597
source on image? for ...reasons
>>7266601
everyone in my life thinks i'm a woman and that's good enough
>>7266604
literally all you need is one of these, a shot of sambuke and ice =)
>>7266606
>tfw don't have a sense of smell
It sucks so much when people talk about things smelling good.
I underwent surgery cutting out a 4" polyp from my nose just to be able to smell Trashy but it didn't work and I still can't smell
I hate this :(
>>7266268
wore a ankle-long skirt today
still cold as fuck
how does she wear such a short skirt
>>7266601
Oh damn. There it goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vddEvqS6M4o
>>7266603
no? I guess maybe you weren't all that sad and was able to stop and recognise smells and sounds and colors before you started?
I-I was just sharing what it was like for me
>>7266587
>tfw you'll never suck korras BBC
>>7266601
For me it's not about being a woman. It's about being comfortable in my own skin. It's just that I'm not comfortable being male whatsoever. So the closer I get to female the better I feel.
>>7266615
better get on hrt so you can smell things
>>7266618
Oh, I don't mean that it's not nice to hear you share, I just haven't noticed the difference.
>>7266616
While the cold breath indicates it's a cold temperature, the lighting and color of the leaves along with her outfit and lack of snow tells me it's not all that cold in reality. I'd put that picture in September or October.
>>7266617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dOZFu4QuRU
>The wasted on gf playing tomb raider still
my boobs are growing
someone i saw a month ago complimented me on my chest growth
>>7266631
At least you weren't demeaned in public by someone more than a decade younger. It was a great night in comparison!
>>7266631
better get a boyfriend your whole relationshit reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai8yyLoJNJM
>>7266601
I wasted them trying to convince people I was a boy when I should have just been figuring out what made me happy
>>7266605
I've actually developed a taste palate because of it; I used to mostly eat fairly bland foods if I had the choice, because I just didn't see the interest in going out in ordering expensive stuff. Now I get it.
>>7266611
Eh, but what if I don't like it? I can't just buy a shot.
...oh who am I kidding I've finished bottles that tasted like nail polish. I'll just mix it if I don't like it.
>>7266625
Yeah, that makes sense. There's fucking snow on the ground here, so that's the difference.
>the she doesn't realize you're playing with yourself and shitposting
>>7266634
I don't really hang around with 20 year olds much
>tfw no previous gay experiences with a guy
>tfw cant make yaoi anymore
i never asked for this feel :(
>>7266631
U don't have to settle. You don't have to be afraid
>>7266620
I just want people to see me as a girl. But it will literally never happen. My friends don't even care, even though I told them that I'd rather be a girl... It's like in this (transition), I need to make the compromises for everyone else, and they'll just regard me as a girl to the extent they feel personally comfortable with and nothing more
>>7266638
you could probably get the bar keeper to mix it for you
Laser is working well mostly but there are a few places, the mustache-area especially, where there isn't really any progress. Should I get electrolysis in addition to laser? I'm really bothered by still having facial hair.
>>7266586
I think the bottom line is that 40 years ago things were different, in 20 the might be different from this. Being aware of the difference between the real world and the fabrications lets you keep some degree of distance instead of constantly following what changing groups of people want you to believe.
I had my after meal roach, I'm not really in a state to form good arguments.
If you want watch this during dinner or when you have some free time, we can re-start the convo at some point in the future. If you don't, like, cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fny99f8amM
>>7266637
To be honest, I've come to feel like there is nothing that could realistically make me happy. Even if suddenly people accepted me as a girl, I'd find some other reason to be not accepted.
>>7266652
it might need more sessions focusing on that area
>>7266642
just leave her alone and let her come to you when she's done
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEvHtyokG8A
>>7266645
There's no such thing as yaoi. It's just pre-yuri.
>>7266651
Oh. That was why I was going to do it next time I went to a bar. I figured you were suggesting I buy a cocktail mixer, some ice and a bottle and just do it myself.
I've put off buying nice drink things because my family would give me shit about it. They managed to break all my high balls and tumblers and I'm still grump about that. If I bought a jigger and a mixer under their roof Mom wouldn't shut up about it.
>>7266656
I guess I can ask them to use a higher setting there, but it's really not done anything there when it's worked elsewhere so I wonder if the difference is the angle the hairs grow out or something, why the laser isn't working. I don't know.
>>7266645
>tfw writing your tranny shit while reading Hourou musuko is making you super unconfident in your writing ability
>>7266659
I'm confused. Did you do it, Amy? Is it done?
>>7266599
it's been confirmed on discord that it is
>>7266659
this >>7266670
>>7266662
yeah its pretty basic, literally any bartender should be able to mix it.
sorry to hear about your family too, kinda sucks but they're probably just trying to look out for you.
>tfw dead inside and no friends