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suicide edition

http://www.strawpoll.me/11697115

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY

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>>7264989
No, lewd edition. Pls send me dick pics chasers.
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I don't like this edition :(
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i dont wanna run out of hrt ;-;
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>suicide edition
finally, a thread for me
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>>7264989
stop acting like you're going to kill yourself for attention
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i'm going to jerk off for attention
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>>7264989
let's all post depressing pictures
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>>7264974
>Little more classy than that
don't you insult my youtube husbando
(it would had made sense if I could post a pic)
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>>7265001
Grace buy an aneros then send me a video of your face as you use it.
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>>7264981
U have a gf tho?

>>7264988
Now I'm listening to Mac DeMarco so I'm basic and unfancy

>>7264991
(you) asked for it

(you)

>>7265009
Post now
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>>7265004
*dodges*
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please no suicides : (
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>>7264998
I'll sex it alright
Just visit Europe some time ;)

>>7265022
>U have a gf tho?
Nothing wrong with platonic cuddles.

>>7265001
>tfw that WOULD be cheating
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>>7264998
No need to clean yourself, just make sure you wash your hands afterward. I keep a glass of water nearby to wash off with too so I don't get anything on the door handles.
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>>7265026
*undodges*
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>>7265011
>No need to clean yourself, just make sure you wash your hands afterward.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>7265020
Stop corrupting me I'm gonna end up a huge slut at this rate ;_;
>>7265034
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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>>7264998
No need for cleaning if you're just fingering, take a shower and wash your bum, lube up and stick it in.

You don't need an enema kit for anal, it's just great to have one because you can have sex so much more freely. Get fucked in the ass then take the dick in the mouth as he cums, no worry.
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>>7264952
No, Im saying if she gets unhappy with you, you can always find a hon to settle for. The male ego, I swear to god...

>>7264974
I don't know, Im talking about cismen when I say they all value their egos over anything but their fragile as fuck.

>>7264981
>Don't want to get swoll
>Don't want to transition
I think you might just be tru-beta

>>7264983
A night apart wont be so bad, Ive been sleeping alone for months now.
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>>7264989
no
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>>7265038
*dies*
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>>7265034
>>7265041
animugirlpuking.jpg
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>>7265039
>Stop corrupting me I'm gonna end up a huge slut at this rate ;_;
You only have to send the video to me, silly. Nothing slutty about that.
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>>7265041
I cannot stay turned on at the thought of shit and sex getting mixed together.
That is fucking disgusting.
I will wait until I'm cleaned out to fucking relieve myself or have sex.
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>>7265051
What's in it for me, huh?
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>>7265042
Literally how I was

>>7265019
Lmao
I'm so sorry for insulting your winefu

>>7265030
Idk, cuddles are only for my fiancee and cat. I wouldn't cuddle anyone else. It's very intimate
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>>7265042
Oh. I'm pretty sure if this doesn't work out I can get a cis mummy gf as well I'm not unattractive

>>7265042
>I think you might just be tru-beta
That's what I try to tell everyone here but they just keep memeing me with repression all the time
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>>7265049
>>7265039
Idk why you're so grossed out getting a little poo on your fingers. You probably get some when you wipe anyway. As long as you wash properly there's no harm done.
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>>7265058
I just like freaks that watch animu and drink ultra cheap wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_kKku19wpc

>>7265062
we have enema machines installed in every house here.
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>>7265049
Obviously don't do it if you just took a shit or need to, but generally there isn't much poop in your anal cavity anyways.

>>7265054
Honestly, I didn't enjoy anal until I got a dildo anyways. Fingering wasn't that great because my butt didn't like letting things in, after I bought a dildo and used it a couple times I could get into my butt much easier and reach all the nice places. At that point you'll buy an enema kit anyways.

Just get a toy silly.
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>>7265060
You should go mtftm so you can get a vagina and pretend to be a boy for your girlfriend.
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>>7265062
>You probably get some when you wipe anyway.
Nnnnnnooo. I don't. You know you're supposed to use paper or wipes, right? Not your hand?
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>tfw ur gf doesn't think she's beautiful and doesn't believe you when you tell her she is
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>>7265058
Eh it's somewhat intimate but I wouldn't get mad if trashy cuddled someone else
It just shouldn't go any further or I will be mad

>>7265066
lmao yes get an ugly surgical fuckhole and then live on as I am now
Sounds perfect!
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>>7265057
Isn't the thought of me watching your cute face wince and contort as you cum from your ass for the very first time appealing to you?
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>>7265054
grace, may we please have your general and personal thoughts on blowjobs, specifically on giving them
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>>7265065
I guess I should get a black cock for black friday huh?
Though I need to make sure I get my butt ready as far as what I can stick in rgiht?
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Would /mtfg/ date a cis femboy? (no HRT)
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>tfw to inteligent to have sex
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>>7265077
happily
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>>7265054
grace, may we please have your general and personal information, specifically on bank accounts
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>>7265068
iktf
Makes me sad too ;_;

>>7265076
Don't have sex with non-whites, you'll be ruined forever
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>>7265064
I am a freak that drinks cheap wine
I don't watch anime tho

>>7265068
You're both wonderful

>>7265072
That's fair. It's about comfort and boundaries.
It's different for everyone.
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>>7265077
if you're cool and you top I'd assume so.

>>7265076
are dildos included in black friday?
they really cover all their bases.

>>7265087
I like you as a friend. I like digi as a husbando.
And EJ too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZU2b6ODRYY
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>>7265042
>tfw you keep meeting the kind of clueless naive nonmasculine beta boys that would make perfect girls
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>>7265072
What about if an mmf threesome with your girlfriend where he took turns fucking you both?
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>>7265073
You should be watching live and degrading and ordering me while I do it..
>>7265075
Blowjobs are pretty okedoke, seems like a good way to please your dick having partner whenever they get hard and you're not ready for them to ravage your butt
I wanna just have a dick in my mouth honestly
I wanna feel it throb in there and taste the pre and swallow everything it has to give to me!
>>7265083
Okay so my bank pin number it 6669
>>7265086
I just meant a toy :^)
>>7265090
>are dildos included in black friday?
I hope so, I want some sweet bad dragon deals
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This is how a real woman support heals her squad.
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>>7265076
Lube, an enema kit, a buttplug, then a dildo is what you need to start. When you shower you should try sticking a finger in, move it around and get your butt used to the feeling. After you get the stuff, lube up the buttplug and slide it in nice and easy. I'm supposed to tell you to be patient and just use that for the first few times, but I wasn't so fuck it.

Take the buttplug out, doubly lube up the dildo, and slowly slide it inside of you nice and careful. Feel it fill you up, hold it there and squeeze your butt around it. Get used to that feeling.
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>>7265087
Yeah I'm pretty autistic but at least I can say I'm not a hypocrite
>tfw feel lonely and in need of physical contact
LDRs suck

>>7265094
I already said poly is degenerate last thread. >>7264937
Also I wouldn't ever share trashy.
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Yet another trans dream. Yet another feeling of wanting to not exist
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>>7265045
sorry
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>>7265097
>I do love me some dragon dick
>But I love deals even more!

>>7265101
Deadpool is cool, but you'd make a better Gwenpool.
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>>7265097
>You should be watching live and degrading and ordering me while I do it..
That can certainly be arranged.
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>>7264989
You girls need to stop threatening suicide. I'm running out of room to chain you up
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>>7265102
I need you here
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>>7265097
>I just meant a toy :^)
Oh good. I was worried right there
Now I can keep lewd rp'ing with you
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>>7265108
have you considered that chaining people up might take away their desire to live after a while?
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>>7264989
Protip:
Sudoku is a permatrip to boymode for al eternity.
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>>7265098
Oh my
>tfw not getting dicked by my squad before the next NATO assault
#airsoftlewds
>>7265099
Thank you sempai, I'll try this out
>When you shower you should try sticking a finger in, move it around and get your butt used to the feeling.
Especially this tonight since I gotta go shave later
also
>grace in the morning.png
i wish
>>7265106
Nothing turns me on more than SALES
>>7265107
<3
Thattagirl
>>7265116
Dont worry, lesser races aren't my type :^)
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>>7265058
Huh, I never had that. My ego isn't fragile and neither do I value it. It's more like an aspect of my nature that I struggle to overcome.

>>7265060
I guess, Id rather be alone than settle tho.
Its just wierd, you dont wanna be beta but you clearly are very beta. Cant fight your nature, I guess.

>>7265093
Let them repress into hondom, the price of failure.
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i want basic to oviposit me
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>>7265106
I wish I could
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>>7265098
But I follow my team mates everywhere, I thought I was doing a good job ;_;
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>>7265097
>I wanna feel it throb in there and taste the pre and swallow everything it has to give to me!
OMG GRACE
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>>7265121
You just keep getting better
>tfw no racist cockhungry slut to succ me dry

>>7265125
Yeah, I don't think any man wants to be beta though. It's just that twinks and femboys pretend to, I'm pretty sure their suicide rates are through the roof too.
I'm just too sad to change myself but I'm sad because I haven't changed myself. Life is going in circles.
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>>7265133
you saved the pic? the idea was posting it each time I saw you...

>>7265127
>next level fetishes
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>>7265138
Why aren't your bros into transgirls? Are you like keeping us a secret so you can enjoy more?
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>>7265145
oviposition is next level? But that's just like one step from futa.
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>>7265145
s-sorry
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>>7265108
If I threaten to commit suicide will you chain me up?

>>7265100
Yeah I can imagine :/

>>7265090
I am kinda drunk
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>>7265068
>tfw your gf takes care of you when you're sad
>tfw that's most days
>tfw she shitposts about it with top quality reaction images
It's a mixed feel. Real lucky to have her though
>>7265077
>Literally a dude
The straight/bi ones might
>>7265087
Thanks! You seem pretty cool too though I have a tough time keeping tabs on everyone
>>7265086
Sorry to hear about trashy being like that too... also thank you for the quality frozenposting
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>>7265153
>Drinking on Sunday
Oh my!
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>>7265153
>If I threaten to commit suicide will you chain me up?
I'd desperately try to talk you out of it and would likely end up crying worrying about you. No suicide. No even joking about it.
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>>7265157
:<
hugg heather
whats upset you?
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>>7265125
I dont think they even repress, they are just very unselfaware and dont even realize the way they are
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>>7265137
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>7265138
I'm not racist I just generally find myself attracted to whites the most lol
Being a different race isnt a no or something, I just dont often go mmmm i need me some bbc or something
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>>7265157
Why do you post here? You're an underaged sociopath who lies about everything to manipulate people so you can shit on them.
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tfw no qt3.14 tranny with a boombox outside my window playing this :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-6ksMdkrU
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wqWdC6u
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>>7265167
thats not a very nice thing to say
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>>7265165
I wish I was one of those boys
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>>7265166
>Not wanting BBC
Tbh white guys have monster cocks too.
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>>7265171
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I may have bad news...

>>7265151
Actually it's more like previous level, isn't it?

>>7265152
it's okay, it was just confusing how to read it the message if you were the one posting it but I think it becomes sweet and vulnerable.

>>7265153
but are you buttchugging?
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>>7265147
I'm not sure whether they're into transgirls but I'd feel weird bringing it up, they (except one, but he's Polish so I don't expect him to like trannies) don't know of my degeneracy. Some of my friends are at my sports club though and at tournaments there's always one transgirl (pretty honny desu) and they seem disgusted by her.

>>7265153
Only in 10 months I'm going to Glasgow for 6 months so by then I hope we're still together for quality time

>>7265155
You're welcome Tetra, thanks for noticing <3
To be fair it kinda makes me happy in a way that trashy is low confidence. I'm really jealous/paranoid and I can convince myself that she wouldn't believe anyone coming on to her anyway.

>>7265166
Good enough for me.
Need some awc though?
a = average :^)
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Don't commit suicide, let me kill you
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>>7265125
Do you think transition for some can be just one way of getting out of being beta if you can't/don't want to get alpha and swole? Maybe just become a pretty guy with HRT and be "valuable" that way?
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>>7265167
This is exactly where I'd post if I was one
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>>7265166
>Grace has never had a knee-trembling hands free orgasm from her butt.
I want to be there for her first time~
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>>7265153
Basic, why do you come to the MTFG when you're drunk and not into the loving arms of your fiancée?
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>>7265166
when was the last time you saw a boy's penis?
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>>7265171
its a discord server!
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>>7265157
how are things going? you're close to leaving behind all that shit, stay strong.
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So is Bjorg a nigger or what.
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>>7265188
A Boy's penis or a Man's penis?? cause there's a Big difference!
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>>7265127
What does that mean....

>>7265125
Yeah I try to be like that now
But before I was a much different person

>>7265155
Awh that's OK. I don't mind if you don't recognize me I just think you and bexe are the cutest couple in the world

>>7265156
Ikr

>>7265163
I wouldn't try again
But the ideation is creeping back.
I promise I won't anon. Or at least I'll let you know if I start to change my mind.

>>7265179
What's that......

>>7265180
Good luck borgfest
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>>7265177
I have a friend of German descent with a huge one
I have another friend who might be Asian or white or mixed I really dont know with a MASSIVE one
I hang out with a white guy that's apparently hung from time to time though I've never verified because I wanna stay platonic
I have a super buff guy friend with a giant one too
Theres probably more im forgetting
so many big dicks >//<
>>7265180
>a = average :^)
get out
>>7265185
>not wanting to be my first time
what the heck!
>>7265188
online or irl
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>>7265180
>Bjorg's bros disgusted by trannys
>Tfw no tall white germanic man to take care of and love and marry and cook traditional food for.
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I'm gonna be getting my hair blown-out on thursday, what am I in for?
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>>7265179
I wish I was on Estrogen so much
I wish I wasn't stuck like this
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>>7265199
Buttchugging is when instead of inputting wine from the starter point you use the exit point. In theory it hits harder and it's great excercise for your arms. It was the rage like 2 years ago.

>>7265204
did you order your ilegal darknet super cool hormones?
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>>7265195
I am 100% white Germanic
Why'd you ask?

>>7265199
Thanks I'm really really excited

>>7265200
ouch :(

>>7265201
I don't know if you mean me or that friend I was talking about but I am only 5'10
He's about 6'6 though
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>>7265209
>ouch :(
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>>7265202
Girl time :3
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>>7265195
>5'10"
probably half
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>>7265199
what kind of AA are you on/how often do you drink?
I like drinking a lot but I also like having a functioning liver so I'm afraid to push it
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>>7265200
>online or irl
both
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>>7265210
That is NOT what I need grace
;_;
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>>7265209
>I am 100% white Germanic
>Why'd you ask?
I'm just baked and I wasnt able to really puzzle together your conversations.
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>>7265001
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>>7265207
No. I got upset and fell asleep because I was sleep deprived
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>>7265209
>Why'd you ask?
Race is pretty much the only thing that concerns him, I wouldn't pay any mind.
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>>7265209
You're taking, so no, but I guess like a platonic ideal of tall germanic man with manly beard and buff body
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more bad news...

>>7265219
you're a good girl
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>>7265216
Just a couple days ago a guy was telling me he wanted to come visit in the next couple months and showed me his huge dick
So uh, a couple days ago! And hopefully IRL again soon~
I've seen girl dicks a few times IRL
>>7265219
Its okay, Im only teasing
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>>7265200
Imagine being there, cuddling with Grace as she achieves multiple orgasms for the first time from a p-spot toy like an Aneros.

She starts gripping you tight as her body squirms and contorts, yelps of pleasure she can't control escape from her mouth as she experiences a new sensation. Completely on it's own her gt rubs up against yours and begins to spasm twitch with pleasure

Then you lay there for a bit, giggling and exhausted, panting and sweating in eachothers arms. Before five minutes are up she starts to contort again for a second orgasm.
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oh, the worst of news

>>7265223
is it really that lengthy of a process?
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>>7265213
I've posted a picture here like 2 days ago where it was clearly shown that I am a 100% white übermensch

>>7265220
Oh yeah there's a lot going on right now talking to like 3 people at the same time is p confusing for me too

>>7265226
>buff
kbye I'll set you up with a friend or something

>>7265227
I'm not even a girl Anxy :^)

>>7265229
I mean your ass might be better if it gets used to an average cock first r-right


CONFIDENCE SLIPPIN'
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>>7265199
>Tfw not getting hammered with basic on a sunday afternoon.
;_;
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>>7265199
Is the plan to keep drinking until you fall asleep?
what are you gonna do with your job tomorrow?
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>>7265223
GO DO IT RIGHT NOW
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>>7265231
I get stressed and extremely anxious and scared when I go on the website
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>>7265230
can I be grace in this story pls
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>>7265234
But are you taken or what? I thought u were in a commited relationship and stuff. ;-;

Tbh buff guys usually like cock more than me.
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>>7265212
I-I'll take that as a good thing ;w;
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>>7265243
Not being you and letting Grace be Grace, but you mutually are achieving the orgasms together.
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>>7265231
I dont want to win rolling stones tickets
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>>7265186
She's working on stuff rn a d I'm bored.
I just smooched her in case you're worried

>>7265207
Oh god

>>7265214
I was on cypro before and drank a lot, and was fine.
Now I'm on zoladex, and I don't drink too often

>>7265238
Well keep drinking til I finish the bottle of wine
I'll go in hungover. It'll be fine
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>>7265244
Yeah I'm taken Sass. That's also a reason why I can't fuck you. Platonic cuddling is fine though
Thought it'd be better to just blame the fact that I am a skinnyfat weak nerd
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>>7265238
>Implying irish can't work when drunk/hungover
She'll probably eat some magic potato soup and she'll be good to go.
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>>7265247
I just want someone to love me and make me feel like that
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>>7265242
just put carpeter or electric tape on your screen's camera and you should be fine.
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>>7265242
*holds ur hand*
u can do it :D
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>>7265255
Don't worry cutie, I'd happily make you feel like that.
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>>7265261
TOO LEWD
ELSA AND ANNA ARE PURE SAPPHIC SISTERS
NO ELSANNA LEWDS ALLOWED
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>>7265251
Nahhh, if it ever goes sour with trashy give me a call ;) i think you're funny and cool and personality trumps everything in a relationship.
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>>7265255
How about I hug you really tight?
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I've been anxiously staring at this page for the better part of the last hour.
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>>7265269
I wanna do lewd stuff tho
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>>7265138
Well the only person who can bring you out of the beta cycle is you.

>>7265165
*shrug*
Ask them if they've ever heard of 4chan, tell them there are funny memes here.

>>7265182
I dunno, theoretically beta males are useful and can even get the lowest denominator of women. I mean surely alphas arent going to want to fuck the 2s and 3s of the world.
Everyone is valuable, even the beta male, just because you aren't sexually desirable doesn't mean you aren't a productive member of society.

>>7265199
Im a lot different when it comes to superficial stuff but my actual personality is pretty similar to what it used to be.

>>7265201
>tfw guy coming to visit in winter is nordic by ancestry
We're gonna have perfect purebred babies and have the perfect white senpai
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>>7265256
I'm not that paranoid

>>7265259
I wish I lived in a world where you could be thrown in a tranny asylum for repressors where they make you take Estrogen
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http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Hands-free-cum-skills-28192271
owo
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>>7265268
Will do bby
You're kinda too far away though
Scotland I can manage but not Bolivia or w/e cokeland it was

>>7265276
>Well the only person who can bring you out of the beta cycle is you.
Yee that's the problem I'm a weak nerd
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>>7264570
omg yes
ball and biscuit best white stripes track

IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE I'M YOUR THIRD MAN, GIRL
BUT IT'S A FACT THAT I'M THE SEVENTH SON

>>7265077
like duh
this is the male body at its absolute peak, senpai
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>>7265273
>Add to cart
>Checkout
>Payup
>Become nicotine girl
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>>7265277
*holds ur hand tighter*
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>>7265182
I regret getting swole
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>>7265249
cool, I'm on cypro but the alcohol warnings were scaring me

>>7265273
I just got my order from inhouse on friday
pretty good feeling desu
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>>7265249
>I just smooched her in case you're worried
Cute.

Though you should be careful not to let it get to the stage where you're drunk and alone in one room, and she's sober and alone in another. You should get her drunk too.
>>
I want more Ket
>>
>tfw crushing hard on 10/10 punky cis friend who looks like Tank Girl
>tfw you're her little kitty cat
x3
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my mom randomly bought me a kigurumi....

thats weird right? it seems really weird to me but idk...
>>
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Long-orgasm-with-multiple-cums-28771931
This is in your face, what do you do?
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>>7265284
you can undo getting swole easy just stop eating brotien
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>>7265230
Jesus
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>>7265277
>I'm not that paranoid
Maybe you should.

>>7265282
>>Become nicotine girl
that didn't sound all that happy...
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>>7265285
Does it arrive in like a box or something? Would prefer if flatmates didn't see I'm ordering this stuff and I'm not always home when mail arrives.
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>>7265283
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>>7265291
it's fucking godly, isn't it?
did you k-hole?
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>>7265280
LMAO! So rude!
You know I'm Italian, right? I can probably live where u are and stuff.
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>>7265297
What a slow response
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>>7265291
Me too isla
I need money
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>>7265277
>I wish I lived in a world where you could be thrown in a tranny asylum for repressors where they make you take Estrogen
Could always create such an asylum. Have it where sad boys sign themselves in and then get taken care of until they're happy girls.
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just cleaned my room for the first time in 3 weeks
i feel like i did good
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>>7265276
Ugh why u make me jealous?
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>>7265304
sorry i went to go stuff my face with guacamole
and i guess im misbehaving so i should probably stop slutposting
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>>7265303
Oh lmao I thought you were from South America for some reason.
Then yeah you can theoretically live here
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>>7265301
you can do it Amy :D
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>>7265296
It's like a Mr fusion. It refuses to die
>>
https://my.mixtape.moe/feefhs.webm
So what would you guys do if you got diagnosed with terminal brain cancer and had 3 months left to live.
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>>7265312
Don't stop until you're satisfied, silly
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>>7265312
>and i guess im misbehaving so i should probably stop slutposting
no, you can't just go cold-turkey on slutposting

you have to gently ease out of it, like go back to talking about kissing, then hand-holding and then slip out of it
>>
>>7265299
Nicotine girl isn't happy, she's like an intellectual and passionate about stuff and cool AF
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>>7265180
That place meant a lot to me, I can't not notice
I only wish I were better at finding good ones for my own posts
>she wouldn't believe anyone coming on to her anyway.
Literally me, probably because it's only happened once and that was a bi dude when I was pre-HRT.
I'm glad you two fit together in that way
>>7265199
No, I know for a fact we've talked before, I just don't know a ton about your life. That's really sweet of you though
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>>7265271
Haha same

>>7265276
There's only one person I ever let that stuff drop around and I'm pretty similar to that now so that makes sense

>>7265285
Just don't drink too much
The studies linking it to liver damage were prostate cancer patients taking >200mg iirc

>>7265288
Oh she's in the same room as me
I offered to buy her wine too but she declined. Another night

>>7265309
You did best
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>>7265318
cry tears of joy, get laid, eat nothing but junk food, get high a lot
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>>7265315
I will try
For you

>>7265308
But I can't create it. I need it.
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>>7265306
i just can't get my hands on it
i wanna die my dude
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>>7265322
I imagine nicotine girl with a hole in her neck and giving hints to mulder in a bikini.
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>>7265321
yeah but if im being slutshamed i just kind of want to stop
>>7265320
i mean id love to keep going but this is probably wrong and i should stop
im probably just mentally ill and acting that out right now
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>>7265325
aw thanks basic!
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>>7265300
its pretty discreet, mine just had the address and a "customs declaration" that said on it "non-restricted pharmaceutical"

I live in a dorm so someone had to go to the mailroom and get it for me, it was no big deal
it also said the total was $40 when I actually paid over $300 lol
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>>7265322
omg
>>7265330
kek
>>
>>7265318
Don't tell bank, get a loan and do tons of drugs

>>7265324
Same. I really miss /frz/ :(
Honestly this is the only thread that gives me a similar sense of community, which is why I stick around
>literally me
awoo I don't know how you look but I'm sure guys/girls like you!

>>7265329
I can get it really easily (you can always order online) but I only have €230 and I need to spend like €100 on trashy visit
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>>7265314
Well I do live in Guatemala tho. So you weren't that wrong.>>7265315
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>you will never give grace a guacamole enema then watch her fart tasty avacado dip all over your cock
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>>7265341
WHAT
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>>7265333
find someone to keep going with privately then
it's probably the publicness getting to you
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>>7265333
>im probably just mentally ill and acting that out right now
Nothing mentally ill about wanting sex and affection
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>>7265340
See! You live in some weird coke-country.
Too far away.
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>>7265341
that is very strange
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>>7265339
i dont have that either
i just want friends
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>>7265318
I'd try to rob a bank. That should either give me the best rush or accelerate the process.

>>7265288
I keep noticing you're terribly nice for a self professed troll or whatever.
I'm not complaining, it's just striking.
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>>7265341
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>>7265346
>>7265345
idk my best friend thinks i have BPD and me posting here so much and so obsessively to the point where its almost an unhealthy addiction is part of that
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>>7265326
>>7265339
Yeah me too, something along those lines.
And go out with a bang.
>>
im lonely and sad
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>>7265341
jeb pls
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ugghh i really wanna play with butte
but id have to make shure its clean and all first
hardly seems worth the truble
this is sooo hard ;~;
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>>7265347
LMAO! So rude!
Aren't you like a Belgian or something?
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>>7265325
>I offered to buy her wine too but she declined.
I hope you've read the room correctly this evening.

Also, drunkenness is not a ladylike quality.
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>>7265324
Haha yeah briefly. Here and in discord

>>7265334
Good job
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>>7265359
cleaning takes like 5 mins lol
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>>7265355
hey, grace, hey
I have a great product you can order in black friday
http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself
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please hugg
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>>7265360
I am glorious Dutch masterrace. True Germanics; or as we say here: "God created the world, but the Dutch created the Netherlands"
Feels good being on par with God
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>>7265333
grace, why don't you just fugg someone irl

or, y'know, get fugged BY them
>>
>>7265355
Nobody here is judging you for it, believe me.
>>
>just want to touch yourself
>people keep going by your door
>about 1/3 of the time they come in to ask you something
>it's never anything nearly as interesting as masturbation
>door lock has been broken for I don't fucking know how long
>can't just tell them to fuck off

>even when not masturbating, anxiety gets high because Mom has always had to compulsively open the door to tell me she loves when for the last two decades of my life
>When I act impatient Mom just accuses me of being grumpy
>Nowadays she blames the 'mones
>as a child she would linger there and ask me what I'm doing, even if it clearly hasn't changed
>This would happen up to 3 times an hour every day
>remember the revelation I had with my therapist that my mom is the source of nearly all my anxiety

Masturbation shouldn't be this bothersome. I remember when I just had roommates. All I had to do was wait until they went to work and then I could wank in peace.
>>
>>7265367
i want 1
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>>7265369
Aren't you like swamp germans bred by Spaniards to make textiles?
:p
>>
>>7265368
hugggg
>>7265365
how are you today basic?
>>7265366
but still
its annoying
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>>7265370
i want it to be someone special that im at least friends with and comfortable with
not just like a stranger from /soc/
>>7265367
PLS NO
>>7265372
are you sure im not getting judged every time i lose control and make an ass of myself
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>>7265376
My body is twisting itself in pain and cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkfFZnK5W9s
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>>7265378
>but still
>its annoying
Eh, 5 mins of easy prep for like an hour of amazing pleasure. WORTH.
>>
>>7265357
same
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>>7265377
>mfw my town is literally known to piss over wool so it becomes better quality
Also we beat the Spanish singlehandedly, created the first stock exchange, sailed up the Thames in a war with Britain, and dominated world trade
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>>7265374
Sarah?

>>7265368
Huggs + UwU
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>>7265384
uwu
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>>7265379
>are you sure im not getting judged every time i lose control and make an ass of myself
No, because you're not making an ass of yourself. You're worrying too much, take your moans, jerk off, and relax.

Trust me nobody is judging you very harshly when we have to deal with people like CNT every day.
>>
>>7265379
You know you want a splorch®
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcfWCIi1vMg
>>
i want alien eggs inside me uwu
>>
>>7265390
>Recounts glorious past
>Panties are wet
Yummy
>>
>>7265378
Not good
How are you?

>>7265363
There's nothing to read. She didn't feel like it is all

Good thing I'm a man and not a lady
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>>7265396
Inside your butt?
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>>7265393
idk, plenty anons have come around trying to act like they know me and what i do and stuff and judge me VERY harshly for shit
i dont know, i cant even jerk off and relax now, im all sad
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>>7265386
eh i guess
its sad that ive been spoiled by bf
now massturbating just seems boring in comparison
>>
>>7265404
Grace, let's sadfap together. I'll see you on /d/~
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>>7265403
Apparently it can be mouth too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzqae0_TeRw
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>>7265127
Oh MY FUCKING GOD ANON I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT THIS IS WTF
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>>7265359
I feel your pain
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>>7265398
l-lewd
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>>7265409
i should check my fetishes on /d/
can you guess what threads ill be in
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>>7265418
armpit
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>>7265418
xenomorphs, vore and ear stimulation.
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>>7265404
You know better than to worry about anons, silly. Just relieve yourself and chill, you're worked up over nothing.
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>>7265416
>Tfw u want glorious dutch to beat your spaniard, sail up your thames, and dominate your world trade.
>>
>>7265401
whats wrong
im ok but kinda nervous about going to gender clinic tommorow
>>7265415
the pain is real
>>
>>7265418
monstergirls OwO
>>
>>7265422
wait, ear stimulation is a thing?
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>>7265339
I'm the same way, I have a hard time keeping track of things here since it's more character-driven, but it's nice all the same
It doesn't seem that way, but Bexe likes me, which is pretty amazing. We both worry a little that the other is with us due to her low self esteem since we're both kinda that way
Also, do you have any good Olafs? There was a great opportunity for a pun but I had to use a pretty sub-par image. I've never really been an Olaf fan so I guess I saved very few Olaf-centric posts without noticing it
>>7265365
Yeah! I wish I remembered more of it but it's nice that you're still around
>>7265401
What's wrong, if I may ask?
>>
>>7265418
I see a few futa threads but most of them need to be bumped...

Kind of at a loss. Maybe the BDSM thread will be promising.
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>>7265423
idk it hurts reading people hate me all the time
>>7265419
>>7265422
nope
>>7265426
That's a good one
>>
>>7265414
eggu~
>>
>>7265427
It should.
>>
>>7265427
>Guy puts tounge in your ear
Panties are wet
>>
>>7265433
grace post armpit images pleas
>>
>>7265433
Nobody hates you~
>>
>>7265436
I thought it was just a kink, huh, guess it might actually be more common than i though
>>
wheres my pizza
>>
>>7265433
how about this then?
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/theres_a_2017_dragon_sex_calendar
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>>7265433
I have a feeling Grace likes BBW
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>>7265360
I-I'm actually a belgian :c
i know i'm inferior to dutch people but pls
>>
>>7265427
Ears are a pretty sensitive spot, so rubbing/nibbling there can be nice. It's not always lewd but it can be in context
>>
>>7265418
giantess probably
>>
i found grace in a youtube video of airsoft cheaters
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>>7265444
I have a feeling she also likes BWC
>>
>>7265441
I doubt anyone doesn't have it. I don't know how much animu art there is for it.
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>>7265424
J-jesus
Stop it Sass
That gif is really really lewd
aaaaaa

>>7265431
O-oh you're bexe's gf, I forgot all about that.
Silly me
I don't really have any Olaf's either (except in my hueg snowchan archive with like 20k pictures), only the "is that saliva" meme, but I'm guessing you have that already.
Here's one from the snowchan folder
>>
>>7265445
It's okay, Belgium is just a meme country.
>>
>>7265419
>>7265422
>>7265432
>>7265447
Look at the images people
>>
>>7265445
I like belgians better, tho.

Want to get married?
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>>7265440
Plenty of people do, I'm a bad person.
>>7265439
i could but i shouldnt
>>7265443
pls no
>>7265444
I can appreciate thicc
>>7265447
That was my first ever fetish
>>7265448
oh noes
>>7265449
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA
>>
>>7265425
Is it your first time going?
I'm fine dw

>>7265431
Eh it's stuff
I'm ok tho I'll be fine don't worry!!

>>7265434
NO
>>
>>7265433
the biggest difference between a femboy and a grill is breasts
>>
>>7265445
Where you at? Want to cuddle?

>>7265456
rude ;_;
>>
>>7265450
well, im glad i discovered it =)
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>>7265455
why? it's more fun this way

>>7265457
It's actually much more vanilla than you'd imagine. I think that makes it weirder.
>>
>>7265457
>Plenty of people do
I don't.
>>
>>7265458
no ive been going for almost a year now
>>
>>7265442
right here
>>
Why do i want to be a neet so bad
God i hate my job, i hate doing bs warehouse work for 10 hours
Why cant i just enjoy being a gainfully employed citizen
I just want to stay in my sheets all day
I keep thinking about having a gun to waste myself
Its cold
I have to get ready in an hour
Someone pls
>>
>>7265459
You know a thing or two about that huh
>>7265463
<3
thank youuu
>>7265462
What the heck that is weird
>>7265468
everyone feels that before work
>>
>>7265465
pook
>>
>>7265452
Thanks i guess ;w;
I like memes so i take that as a positive thing

>>7265456
If no one's against it, then I'd say yes~

>>7265460
Antwerp, well, not directly in the city but more southeast of it.
>inb4 le /int/ jew jokes
>>
>>7265468
I felt ur pain, warehouse work was the most miserable part of my life
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>>7265457
good tastes Grace
>>
>>7265455
i dont care i just want to see armpits
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>>7265280
I dunno what to tell you except start working out

>>7265311
Lol, well see how it actually pans out.
I just have an affinity for big big strong white men

>>7265325
Yeah.... I just have an issue with always assuming I'm better than the people I'm around. People hate that vibe, you have to contain that shit and put a lid on it.
>>
>>7265471
not yet...
I just uh, tried giving myself some padding under a form-fitting shirt, and it made me realize how few male gender markers I have
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>>7265468
Here, I have the perfect song for you. Blast it everyday during your comute and life will be better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czY9kWNXDDI

>>7265471
but it isn't porn, I really don't get the idea behind it.
>>
>>7265457
lewds please
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>>7265474
Wait - were you posting as anon a few days ago? There was someone from Antwerp as well.
That's actually really close I'm like 10 miles from the border

pic unrelated it's for Tetra
>>
please be my irl friend someone please
>>
>>7265476
What are you doing now?
I would go to school instantly but i need to save for ffs im not willing to put it off for four more years
So frustrating, i used ti hate school but now i feel like ill truly love it when i go back but i cant for like 1-2 whole years
Im gonna graduate at age 28 >_<
>>
>>7265479
>I just have an affinity for big big strong white men
I'm starting to develop a thing for attractive beta guys
>>
>>7265477
I have great taste, I'm just embarrassed about sharing the weirder ones.
>>7265486
not right now
>>7265483
its probably just a sfw thing for furries i guess
>>7265480
I see
Having a chest definitely helps
>>
>>7265457
idk why you would think plenty of people hate you :(
>>
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>>7265487
Could be. I go off and on in no particular scheme.. hope i didnt say anything stupid or lewd
>>
>>7265489
hi
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>>7265493
Some days it just really seems that way. Especially outside of the thread.
I hate me, too.
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>>7265328
>But I can't create it. I need it.
I wish I could be your big, strong, repressor-busting orderly. Holding you in my arms, pressed to my tits and abs as I administered your medicine to make sure you grow up to be a good girl.
>>
>>7265490
atm im looking for work, probably as a cashier, im also saving for ffs, but i want to go to college and uni, but thats expensive as hell, might never be able to afford it =(
>>
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>>7265495
No I think we just said we should cuddle sometime

More Olaf for Tetra
>>
kill me
>>
>>7265504
oh god i remember that one

i miss frz
>>
>>7264989
So I spent a decent chunk of the day hanging out with my parents/cooking while they watched football in girlmode
I'm still amazed at how fucking lucky I am to have such supportive parents. I honestly feel bad about it sometimes.
>>
do cis girls hit on u more now that you're a girl?
>>
>>7265507
Later.
>>
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>>7265508
You were on /frz/ as well? Comfy I like you even more now

More Olaf
>>
>>7265472
spook
>>7265489
i am
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>>7265504
phew
then it's settled.

expect to see a young looking person thing with dry hair in the near future! (if we arrange something, that is)
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>trying on dresses from goodwill for gf first time
>she's never seen me in a dress and heels
>she won't stop playing tomb raider
>>
>>7265498
hi lauren how are you
>>
>>7265499
>I hate me, too.
it's difficult to hate someone that loves themself, just remember that

>>7265492
hips and narrow shoulders are nice too, but when you have an androgynous frame, noticeable boobies would be nice
>>
>>7265519
im ok i guess
i was feeling bad before but im feeling better now
i keep having mood swings lately
>>
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>>7265521
I try to love myself. Sometimes I'm the best shit ever. Sometimes I'm the worst person ever.
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>>7265511
nope, nobody hits on me.
>>
>>7265518
it's a good game
>>
she
referred
to
me
as
girlfriend

I have had
a crush on this girl
since I was a greasy 13-year-old beta

>>7265396
ovipositors look like they'd be hot imo
>>
>>7265518
why do rich people buy clothing from goodwill?
>>
>>7265529
aww
>>
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>>7265517
Sounds comfy to me
Completely platonic, by the way. Telling you in advance.
You can send me an email with your phone number or whatever at [email protected]
>mfw you actually understand that name
oops


More Olaf
>>
i want to be her pet
>>
>>7265516
well true
but let me fix that
someone come be my friend irl and spend time with me
i just wanna swim with someone and eat food with someone and no longer just wanna cry
>>7265524
im glad you are at least ok
i have had mood swings from happy most of the time to now always sad :(
>>
>>7265530
thrifting is trendy now
>>
>>7265412
If you use it like they're using it, you fail at life. You need it pushed down your throat and pulsing down the eggs as you desperately gag on it.
>>
>>7265534
iktf
>>
>>7265302
how many different drugs do you use?
do you snort k or shoot it?
>>
I listened to a song and it messed me up big time

Am currently crying my eyes out AMA
>>
>not plugging it
>>
>>7265536
I work in a VoA
fuck rich people who come in.
>>
>>7265541
wot song
>>
>>7265527
I'd hit on you, senpai
>>
>>7265541
what was the song about
why did it make you so sad ;_;
>>
>>7265526
I wish I didn't know that feeling quite so well.

I try so hard to give every day my best, but I just can't sometimes.

>>7265530
they're smart with their money.
T.J.Maxx is pretty good as well.
>>
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>>7265527
Don't believe you.
Best looking person on mtfg

>>7265529
Awoo that is really cute I'm happy for you
>>
>>7265535
come to my house
rn
i have icecream and toaster waffles and my beds comfy
>>
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>>7265491
It happens, you still have a sexual desire for feminine features. That will subside and you will embrace manly alphas in time.

>>7265511
No, its about the same. More lesbians tho.
>>
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>>7265533
>platonic
Of course.
Read that in an earlier post. Heck, even just hugging would be awesome. Come to think of it..

I think I saw a pic of you before.

I'm totally down, btw. but kinda- scared.. I guess... I'll try to muster up the courage to send you a mail.
>>
Estrogen is pathetically weak
>>
>>7265550
i want to kill you
>>
>>7265560
Then we're on the same page, good.
I did post a picture that day so you may have seen that.

If you're scared to meet we can always talk more beforehand until you're comfortable, you shouldn't be scared of meeting someone
>>
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>tfw this will never, EVER happen to you
;_;
>>
>>7265549
>>7265546

It's the lyrics

https://youtu.be/1ky1td3_6LY
>>
>>7265562
We seriously need to come up with better drugs and possibly even better hormones.
>>
>>7265536
>>7265550
its ridiculous though
a $3 outfit with $700 sunglasses
>>
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>>7265547
awww

>>7265551
granted, I dont go out much
but people arent really interested in me (like, at all)
>>
>>7265457
>That was my first ever fetish
i could tell, you seem the type
>>
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Are obscure Chinese medeival combat games AGP or TruTrans™?
>>
>>7265544
I volunteer in a charity shop.
Fuck rich people who ask for discounts
>>
>>7265507
I'll hug you ;_;
>>
>>7265562
agreed
if they didn't taste so good, I would just throw all these pills away
>>
>>7265510
Congrats!
>>
>>7265579
give them to me
>>
>>7265555
nice quads

I think my ideal is a really strong, compassionate guy.
Compassion > strength though, at the moment.

>>7265563
I'm not rich, I just understand the idea.
Unless you want to kill me for being a hypocrite.

>>7265568
is this an actual thing?
>>
>>7265562
testosterone battered my body
i just need estrogen to do the same
>>
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>>7265567
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2091250/The-snake-bite-reverse-effects-puberty.html
>>
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>>7265575
i volunteered for one day in a charity job, but i got "fired" because a load of stuff got stolen under my watch

someone managed to steal about 1/4 of all the clothes in the shop and i didn't notice
>>
>>7265572
It's not something I'm really into nowadays. It's kinda hot and a neat thing but it's fallen out of favor really.
>>
>>7265566
you should listend to radiohead when you're in a vulnerable moment...
>>
>>7265587
kek wtf dude
>>
>>7265584
>is this an actual thing?
yes
>>
>>7265586
that snek is too cute
>>
>>7265590
>>7265566
>shouldn't
very important negative there
>>
>tfw you're having a kayla moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xkH0yINgQc
toki best boy
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>>7265564
Yeah. You have a slight beard, right? No offense meant at all, I could be totally wrong..

Thanks for understanding, btw. Talking more beforehand seems like a good idea. Expect that email in the near future as I gotta go sleep rn.

Nighty night Bjorg and also the rest of you!
>>
hi where is the hugg
>>
>>7265590
>>7265598
listen to xiu xiu instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP4dHjC-sGs
>>
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>>7265604
Yeah that'd be me.
Goodnight Frangi, don't cut yourself on that stack of diamonds you jew
>>
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>>7265606
lauren, in space no one can hear you meme
>>
>>7265594
I mean, I've seen Thrift Shop, and I know that some company has a monopoly on glasses, but 700 is a little much unless you're getting like, spinning rims.

>>7265418
>i should check my fetishes on /d/
moo
>>
>>7265589
>tfw your GTS fetish has only gotten more degenerate over the years
how do i shake it off, grace? what did you move onto afterwards?
>>
>>7265552
hmm that does sound rlly comfy
but idk if that would work well
plus id have to pack and do a lot of things first.
>>
>>7265609
Thank and I'll do my best, goy.
>>
>>7265451
I don't have that one either actually, but thank you
>>7265458
I'll take your word for it, I guess. Ganbatte!
>>7265462
That's a fair point
>>
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>>7265614
Related things.
>>
>>7265608
hi xiu xiu anon
dr. troll fucked my shit up
i've been listening to knife play and la foret
>>
tfw giant forehead
>>
>>7265614
let me tell you something dude, armpits cannot be beat
>>
hey I have a dumb question

so I know WHAT a gt is because I've seen it in context so many times..
but what do the letters stand for?
>>
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>>7265622
new album coming feb 24
>>
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>>7265626
girl tinkler
>>
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>>7265620
It's my favourite Olaf, here you go!

>>7265618
I'm like 1/8th jew ;^)
>>
>>7265606
hugg Lauren
>>
>>7265626
girl tinkler
it's a horrible term that hons at susans use and we apropiated for comedic reassons.
more or less the same with girl skittles and fem&ms
>>
>>7265626
girl tumour
>>
>>7265633
wait the people at susans use it LOL
>>
>>7265611
I dont mean theyre buying $700 glasses from thrift shops
I mean they have $700 sunglasses and walk in to a thrift shop and walk out with a $3 outfit
>>
being trans is bad
>>
>>7265626
>but what do the letters stand for?
girl tinker, aka hon schlong
>>
>>7265626
I get a kick out of it when femgen uses "bt".
>>
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my family said to come to them if I'm having suicidal thoughts

but I can't come to them already
how pathetic would that be?
>>
>>7265636
no they say something like giant clit
>>
>>7265636
do you really see this as a place to be all
>tee hee, I'm so girly I used words a 5 year old would use, so feminin!
?
unless it is ironically, and you have to be mocking something for that.

>>7265634
I like this one a lot tho
>>
>>7265460
>>7265515
>>7265504

Hey stop making moves on my fiancee!

>>7265474
Can we wear matching wedding gowns? :3

>>7265518
You don't have to settle for this because you're afraid.

>>7265604
What! Wait stahhhp! We need to detail our wedding!
>>
>>7265645
just do it tard don't let yourself suffer
>>
has anyone else noticed that Mackeral tastes like dick?
>>
>>7265645
not that much, it's less than a week outside of a heavily contained space. if anything it's better now than in a month.
never asking for help > asking for help inmediately > waiting until you break down one month in
>>
>>7265565
it takes about 2 hours for bf and me to fall asleep becuse we just keep moving around; cuddeling and talking about random stuff
>>
>>7265652
EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE DICK TO YOU!

>>7265565
that stuff ruins relationships.
>>
>>7265654
Cuuuute
>>
>>7265645
please reach out for help, I'm worried
>>
>>7265652
Wow anon, do you succ hobo cock?
>>
>>7265648
>Hey stop making moves on my fiancee!
We fully agreed on platonic, Sass
>>
>>7265645
Is suicide playing on a loop indide your head?
>>
>>7265645
well nobody is expecting a hospital visit to conpletey remove your suicidal thoughts
if you really are feeling suicidal then you don't need to feel bad about talking to them
>>7265646
sissy clit uwu
>>
>>7265666
you mean the MASH intro, satan?
>>
>>7265666
It Is In Mine
>>
>>7265636
>>7265646
Some girls just can't deal with that fact that it's totally okay to have a cock.
>>
>>7265659
yea but not so good when you need to get up and go to work :s
>>
>>7265663
Frangi agreed to marry me :(
>>
>>7265670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
>>
>>7265645
I know this feel. The first time I saw a therapist he had me write a letter to my mom because it was too difficult to express myself in words. He helped me write it in the session and he read it to her for me.

My mom was "glad" I "talked" to her but afterwards right in front of him said "...but don't write letters to me. You can just talk to me! You can tell me anything!" She's so ignorant. And I was a little bitch so I just kind of nodded defeatedly and knew it was back to not saying jack shit to Mom.

I refuse to tell my mother things because not only do you have to be willing to spell everything out to her, you have to be willing to basically have the same conversation with her several times because she wants to hear it all again. And she's just Southern ignorant. Also you don't want her to find out about anything, no matter how insignificant, because she will want to talk about it like it's the most god damn interesting thing in the world. "Deadname! You're still ALIIIIIVE! I don't know how you do it!" (because it's getting late), 1 hour later, "Deadname! You're still ALIIIIVE! I don't know how you do it!" Just fucking kill me. If I get a haircut she'll talk about it for DAYS. Whether she likes it, doesn't or is indifferent about it. I can't stand that much scrutiny.

My little sister made me love her more when she basically said the same thing happens to her.
>>
>>7265676
Only if I don't oppose it ;)
>>
>>7265670
>you will never watch the mash finale live after following the show for years
>>
>>7265677
I really don't think it's a good idea posting that here...
>>
yeah, i mean, this new thread ain't gonna make itself, people
>>
>>7265671
You have to stand up and go hug ur Gf. Leave this shit place and focus on your life and everything awesome that's coming your way.
>>
>>7265688
but its a song about accepting that you should live and you can commit suicide anytime but life is worth living?
>>
>>7265701
>>7265701
>>7265701
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