Gay General Disguised Toast Edition

>>7222348
Nah, you're definitely still a weirdo.

>>7222348

Forgot the discord link dummy.

http://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM

fuck i wish i had an asian bf to be my big spoon

>starting to feel alright about my appearance thanks to photos I take of myself
>try the back camera for once
>look horrendous and fatter

Kill me

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I love my bf!

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What are you faggots doing today?
I'm going downtown in a bit.

>>7223229
Filling out forms for cancer tests. Yay.

>>7223229
woke up at 4pm, sat at pc since

>>7223156
stop reminding people how lonely they are

>>7223229

I just set up a private website to host my collection of 1000 pirated books. im going to host the site on a closed piratenet and leave the router in a starbucks or something so that everyone nearby can access my free shit without it being traced back to me

ive been reading a lot about 60s counterculture recently, and i wanted to do somethign relating to the "free culture" movement.

>>7223469
sounds nuts. you are an interesting person gaynon

>>7222348
I'd butter that toast if you know what I mean

>spend money on self for once
>still feel guilty as heck
>will literally take out a loan just to buy others gifts
>dont feel bad at all
is it possible to rewire our brains yet

>>7223229
>woke up
>went to the gym
>came home
I've got a cold and now I feel like total garbage. I'm about to get in the bath and read my book/faint and drown.
Will post pics

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>my life is so utterly uneventful
>I come here, barely post and lurk because I have nothing to say nor talk about

>>7223503

It's good of you to help others.
Never become greedy.
Always give without expecting anything back.


Want to buy me a car?

>>7223503
I think you might have self esteem problems

either way, you shouldn't spend too much money on others or you'll just end up being exploited, surrounded by people who only like you for your money. it's a special kind of hell you don't want to end up in

>>7223519
I skipped today cos it's my day off from work and i wanted to relax

>>7222348
me on the right

>tfw so desperate for attention that I might go for a guy who seems crazy for me, writes smileys in every message and sends me random "funny" 9gag pictures out of nowhere
is it a bad idea?

>>7223918
yeah people who send memes are quite literally ticking time bombs

>>7223563
I'm at least happy to know I'm not alone in feeling like this. Thanks for reminding of that.

We're all gonna make it.

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>>7223953
this
> playing resident evil darkside chronicles with brother
>every time he sees one of those frog BOWs he exclaims "rare pepe!"
>every time they croak he says "REEE" because the sound they make when they die sounds vaguely similar
>know for a fact that he frequents /r9k/
>he's also a convicted felon for robbing a pharmacy with a knife to get drugs
for all I know, all the people who meme irl are just as fucked as he is

>>7223953
it's not only memes out of nowhere, it's smileys and those human emoji literally out of nowhere when we haven't talked for hours

>>7223953
>>7224352
also hearts and heart eye emojis when we haven't even met

but I'm pretty desperate for attention and feel really lonely

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Yo is it racist to almost exclusively date asians?

And even if it isn't, will other people think I'm racist for doing so?

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>>7222348
I've got a crush on filthy frank
something about a man willing to make himself grotesque turns me on plus he's got dope beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeMVDuIO3J0

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>>7224475

filthy frank is shittier.

Joji on the other hand is a total babe...

>>7224472
No and yes they will.

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>>7224475
Joji is qt

Quite frankly it's like every time you trust a straight person that isn't family, they immediately let you down.

>>7224131
>every time he sees one of those frog BOWs he exclaims "rare pepe!"
Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry anon.

>>7224352
Yeah that's what I mean. Also the people who are like
EL OH EL
or
LOHL
instead of just fucking laughing

>>7224484
>>7224491
Yeh

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>>7224490

...Should I pretend to date a caucasian to prevent that?

Or should I just not care what other people think?

>>7224518
Be a rice queen gurl~

>>7224528

well yeah i would but i feel like it might make some of the asians im into uncomfortable. even though i dont mean it to, i think it can seem a little like a fetishization of someone's shallow characteristics which can insult some people.

i dont wanna upset anyone or hurt my dating chances.

>>7224542
i mean it does sound like a fetishization tho and it'll definitely make your dates self conscious
but do you gurl its your life

>>7224518
Tbh in modern social justice "racist" usually fills in for "racist to black people" (see: complaints about casting diversity if there's no black people but plenty of other ethnic minorities). Date a black guy if you really want to throw off the idea that you're racist, or y'know just date whoever you want

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>>7224573

Maybe it is a fetishization, idk. Its not tied to any specific traits that I could name really.

I find people of all races attractive, but the chance of me finding a caucasian attractive is like 5%, whereas the chance for an asian dude is more like 50%.

I don't know why I'm like this. I think it might be cause one of the first guys I hooked up with a lot was asian. its not malicious or anything, i don't mean it to be offensive. its just the way im wired now, i cant help it.

>>7224627
>Its not tied to any specific traits that I could name really.
i mean
>asian

>i don't mean it to be offensive
no one outside of 4chin actually means to be offensive tho

>be on grindr
>texting guy being flirty
>guy asks where I live
>I tell him street name
>guy said he's coming over
>wait..wait..wait..
>10 min later guy pulls up in driveway
>how did he know my house address?
>he knocks on door
>i answer
>he grabs me and forcefully kisses me
>before i know it i'm on my bed with my ass up and he's fucking me raw
>cums a huge load inside of me
>didn't even get a chance to tell him I'm poz

I don't think tops can get hiv from bottoms anyway but should I tell him?

>>7224663
send him a cake
and ask the baker to make the inside of the cake green
and then write a card to the guy like 'open the gift, if the inside of the cake is green, you're also poz now'

it'll be fun for the whole family

>>7222348
Firebat was such a qt before he got fat

>>7224675
he was always fat

>>7224516
>Quite frankly it's like every time you trust a straight person that isn't family, they immediately let you down.
I have never had a problem with straight people in general. The only straights who have ever given me shit for being gay have been literal fucking nazis with prison tattoos, drug problems and double digit IQ's

fuck those guys, they're nothing but trouble
>>7224516
>>every time he sees one of those frog BOWs he exclaims "rare pepe!"
>Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry anon.
he's probably somewhat autistic but he's a stand up guy. no need to feel sorry

he's my brother and brothers look out for each other

>>7224689

>literal fucking nazis with prison tattoos drug problems and double digit IQs are "nothing but trouble"

thanks Captain Obvious

>>7224689
2bh Most straights are like the latter group you mentioned, the others basically just constantly talk shit about you behind your back because they're liberal and that's the polite thing to do.

even bisexuals are more trustworthy at this point

Putting together the 2016 gaygen yearbook.

Clownshoes
Delta
FeelGood
IrishAnon
Zombii
Horror
Wizzy
Veny
Sp & Jupp
KR
Senpai
Justin
Slav
Epsilon
Maki
Cok
Mojito
Anonymous
Girl With Pneumonic Drill
Oryx
Heron
RedDreadRevolver
AnnSkellington
SpeedballAnon
NekoChad

If I'm forgetting anyone, let me know!

>>7224682
he was a twink just about a year ago, now he has manboobs

>>7224700
point being, those guys are the only straight people who give me shit just for me being gay
>>7224713
>Most straights are like the latter group you mentioned
no they aren't
>just constantly talk shit about you behind your back because they're liberal and that's the polite thing to do.
How could you know that if they only talk shit behind your back? do you ask them "have you been talking shit about me behind my back"?

>>7224748
i mean that's what never walking your dog and just playing hearthstone does 2 ya

thats it!! i've made the decision to move on from this guy
no going back now

finally freedom! thank you my friends
i'll find love one day hopefully!! but first i gotta love myself ;)

>>7224761
>How could you know that if they only talk shit behind your back?
Practise.

>>7224761
2bh no i literally just create specific lies and see which ones get spread
desu it's kind of fun when you get into the groove of things

>>7224761
Not one of the guys you posted to, but I told one straight person at work one time and then by the end of the week everyone apparently knew.

It was very annoying and basically confirmed to me that I shouldn't trust other people to be discrete about information that is important to me.

>>7224779
Str8 people just don't comprehend sexuality. To them it's all foreign. They literally need to be told by a sex expert to have fun in bed to do anything outside of missionary.
The temptation to spill a secret as massive as someone being gay is way too fucking much for most straights, after all they're the biggest consumers of gossip.

>>7224779
>at work
why? unless you thought you were friends

and yeah everyone will talk shit behind your back, it's just inevitable

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>>7224732
>IrishAnon
That guy probably already quit /gaygen/

I haven't seen him around

>>7224794
>why? unless you thought you were friends
ding ding ding

I don't hang out with her anymore

You ever met someone who was so stupid everytime he opened his mouth you went soft?

>>7224796
No one quits gaygen lmao
They just get a boyfriend for a while, they eventually return to shitpost tho

>>7224779
>come out
>complain that word gets around
>it's other people's fault that everyone treats you like a gay guy now
iktf and it sucks, but it's not going to get any better until you own up to it

you are the gay guy now? woouoo you are the gay guy, now

>>7224796
He still posts in the discord a lot. He also sometimes posts his photography here under anon I think.

>>7224839
>iktf and it sucks, but it's not going to get any better until you own up to it

I didn't come out though, I came out to her specifically.

Its like, why even bother telling straight people this shit? I'll just go back to lying to them until I get the job I want.

>>7224732

from discord:
nozzy
wsg
aberoder
chelly
mon banguette
dice
lzumi
dildonics
zeb
sops_ops
ordinal
connor
d4rkz3r0
luse
meeqle
mr. fabulous
nin
ted
theniceguy
unbekannter

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>>7224732
yay! I'm included

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>>7224732
> wasting your time putting me on a list when i barely even post here

What are you doing?

>>7224799
>her
no wonder everyone else found out

>>7224847
might check out the discord some day then

thanks
>>7224855
you have a point there but I wouldn't generalise straights based on one bad experience

most of my friends are straight and they'd never pull something like that on me

>>7224909
>most of my friends are straight
2bh you seem like exactly the type to be naive tho so enjoy it while it lasts

>>7224913
What are you suggesting will happen?

>>7224866
>when i barely even post here
Who the fuck are you kidding?

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>>7224909
>they'd never pull something like that on me
press X to doubt

>>7224947

I don't want to be on a gg list

>>7224952
*presses A for Truth*
I know my friends, even though they joke about my sexuality, they would never turn against me just for being gay

>>7224986
>even though they joke about my sexuality
here's that naivety.
it's alright tho, eventually you'll learn, can't force the lesson otherwise it just ends up in more pain

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>>7224986
>I know my friends, even though they joke about my sexuality, they would never turn against me just for being gay
You poor unsuspecting fool.

>>7224732
>didnt make the list
phew

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>>7224732

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>>7225001
>>7225002
>everyone is out to get me just because I'm gay

>>7225031
No just straight people.
Can you ever trust a straight person?
of course not, what a silly question.
Straight people are all inherently evil and violent, and it's only a matter of time before they kill us all.

>>7225031
>everyone is out to get me
I'm so sorry that all you interpret is a very simple minded view, but I suppose anything to rationalize your abysmal understanding of the world.
Again, maybe in the future you'll actually learn some things. I just hope it isn't anything too severe, as is the norm for naive and gullible anons.

2bh it's pretty fucked up how many gays are literally so unaware of the world around them
like dont use the same username you do for grindr as you do with everything else, it's just too easy for me to find everything

>>7225046
Straight people in the U.S. decided it was worth it to end all life on Earth just to kill gays.

>>7225082
The people who are smart/paranoid enough to do that probably don't use grindr

>>7225100
I would have done the same if I were an evil straighty.
But alas, I'm just an ordinary faggot.

>>7223503
Sounds like you might be a cash fag.

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lol@you guys having a shit fit about straight guys. are you done?

anyway, does anyone here have experience of finding a long time partner? I'm guessing finding one online is easiest, but what traits do you seriously look for in guys you want to seriously date?

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>tfw you will never have a gay guy rest his warm feet on your face

@7225169
seriously lmao@ur life

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>>7225185
foot guy eh

do you like neglected feet
>>7225248
answer the question

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It's like halfway for the no shave November or whatever and every guy at work looks so good now

And straight

I want to die. Not even depressed, I enjoy things just fine. I just don't want to continue dealing with life.

>>7225328
That's called depression, sister

>>7225280
what's your weight and height?

wouldn't mind licking your soles if you're in good shape

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>>7225350
I am a fat manlet
172cm
90 kg which is not muscle
Small cock, like 12 cm tops

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I don't have a type, but if I did it would be you.

Just moved to a new city today and saw Niq walking his gay dog this morning, any ideas?

>>7224475
that OFWGKTA vibe is p cool

>>7225568

Have sex with the gay dog

>>7225602
I think its a chihuhua i would tear it in half

>>7225568
kick the gay dog

>>7225568
Pet the gay Niq

>>7225720
I wanted to talk to him and post results but it was a crowded street

>>7225384
are you mee :DDD

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>>7225287
word it's the opposite experience here

how come when i meet a guy they either don't drink at all or drink way too much

>>7226272
literally nothing wrong with the first tho

>>7226272
Some of the first category used to be in the second

2bh it's kind of weird how people joke around
like, there's this weird sense of truth underneath it all

it's just slimy to me when a guy will joke around about only doing things for the money, but you can literally tell that's a major reason for doing things, so why can't he be honest, not only with me but with himself?

2bh things 2 ponder

>>7226408
Maybe you think you're mind reading him better than you are and he IS just joking, or maybe you're a rube and you're taking his self aware witticisms as denial

https://eroshare.com/61qo9qjl

t b h

>>7226423
2bh no body language isn't that hard to read
like nervous laughs are such a huge giveaway
but i mean i enjoy your attempt, solid 3/10

>>7226445
Care to elaborate on this situation though? Who are you talking about anyway, like a hooker or what

>>7226458
nah he's a close friend
i didn't mean to make the emphasis my situation, but rather how there's a lot of truth under a lot of jokes these days - not comedian jokes, they're purposefully crafted, but rather off the cuff jokes friends/lovers/etc in general make and it becomes this weird situation where you're left wondering why it had to be told through a joke rather than just a simple statement

Can't tell who's gay or not anymore because all the straight guys suddenly decided to get instagrams and be complete faggy sluts on em.

>>7226600
Oh hey 1998 called and want their jokes about metrosexuals messing up gaydar back.
I warned 1998 about Trump but they didn't believe me.

>>7223073
Woag same
>I want to die

>>7223918
[spoiler] I'll be crazy for you too desu [/spoiler]

>>7226713
too much irony for a basic like yaself im sure

>>7224355
Ehh id do it. I have, and it's not that bad. They are just like... Mildly (socially) autistic and clingy... probably. And theyll probably let you take the reigns of the relationship if that's what you want.

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>>7226913
>turned gay becuse your penis is pathetically small and youre a manlet
Do you actually think you'll have better luck with boys bifag?

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>tfw i'm only attracted to gingers who look like they have a criminal record

>>7224732

Miss u booger

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>>7226913
>obvious depression/self loathing and body issues
>he thinks that being gay is going to be EASIER
nobody wants to deal with your problems, sorry

>>7227180
It is easier
Gary dudes will fuck anything with a pulse.

>>7227880

I don't think a name makes a guy a slut

>>7227883
>Senpai hasn't fucked a Gary dude
Don't know what you're missing

>>7227896

I've tried but every time I get there he's written his name on the wall and left

>>7225185

*Sniff sniff*

>>7226913
>Tfw above average penis and 6'1" but still want to be gay because I dunno.

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>>7226600
Wait.
Are there straights on Instagram?

Sometimes I take my virginal anger out on random strangers on the internet

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>>7228241
>tfw the only social media i have is fb and i dont even use that because all i do on fb is judge people therefore i am too scared to post anything online non-anonymously for fear of being judged myself.

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>tfw too smart to like twinks

>>7228611
This. Like what's thier deal? Do they all have autism?

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>>7228611
>tfw too smart to judge people by their physical appearance

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>>7228677
>judge people by their physical appearance
What's wrong with that? Ruling out sexual partners by appearance is and always has been fundamental to human sexuality.

>>7228697
UU
UU

>>7228611
>Tfw too smart to eat anything but Doritos
>Tfw to smart to wipe my own ass

How do I dress slutty, /gaygen/?

>21
>thin nice flat tummy good legs meh arms twinkish white guy

>>7229503
You become trap / femboy and please your man.

>>7224732
But why did Hitler leave?

>>7224518
No, just carry on dating people who you are attracted to.

>>7229511
I'm already doing no cum november for him, he's pretty happy

Now tell me about clothing choices so I can distract myself from 15 more days of suffering

Honestly it's like you give str8s some leniency for once and all of a sudden they nominate two monsters as potential presidential candidates.

Reason #86,201,332 as to why all cis scum should be locked away.

>>7229580
If it's any consolation, go read Obergefel v Hodges. It would be basically impossible to overturn without going back to fighting against interracial marriage.

Also
>Mike "Shock 'Em Straight" Pence

I consider myself bisexual, but I've fantasized more and more often about snuggling in with a cute trap/twink bf rather than a girl. I also find pussy actually rather gross, but I loved cock for ages. I don't have any sexual experience though. Am I turning gay?

>>7229609
>find twink
>let him know you're somewhat straight but open to experiment
>experience a qt going full cumslut for your cock

>>7229596
>without going back to fighting against interracial marriage.
I mean, are you implying this won't happen? Because being anti-interracial marriage still has some support.

>>7229635
Not enough to go anywhere in the supreme court, it was ruled in favor of unanimously so any justices nowadays wouldn't even have dissenting opinions to start with.

>>7229653
Crazier things have happened tbqhwyf

>>7229580
Not all straight people backed Trump, and some gay people (stupidly) backed Trump.
I mean Hillary's straight. So's Bernie. You need to get over your irrational paranoia about straight people

>>7229546
>I'm already doing no cum november for him
Fuck that's hot.
Caged?

>>7229580
>cis scum
You're in a thread for "cis" scum faggot.

Is it possible to narrow my hips through surgery?

>>7229689
>two monsters
pls read before replying

>>7229707
ugh yet another fag attempts to be "one of the straights"
how revolting

>tfw adult acne

cuz obviously being ugly as fuck is not enough punishment

>>7229731
Lol I'm not the one who invented "cis". But if you're going to use a ridiculous made up word, you might well use it right.

>>7229730
Why would you want to? Just build a proportionally sized ass.

>>7229816
What's your routine like and are you on any acne meds?

>>7229913
>still cisplaining
ugh

>>7229816
>clean your face regularly
>buy some benzoyl peroxide and apply regularly
>acne go poof

There's no excuse to being lazy.

>>7229919
Because I don't know what to feel when I get my wide hips pointed out. I most often feel ashamed.

>>7229924
I use azelaic acid, duac (benzoyl peroxide + clindamycin), wash my face twice a day and take a zinc supplement as prescribed my a derm.

>>7229925
shut up you ignorant fuck.

>>7229944
Nice, for how long have you been on this routine?

>>7229816

I know this is something you probably already tried, but wash your pillow cases once per week.

>>7229944
>shut up you ignorant fuck.
whew lad after doing roids for several years I have more experience about acne than you will EVER have. but whatever enjoy your defect :^)

>>7229955
If you've got roid experience, you should know there's some acne that won't be fixed short if nuking it with acutane.

Not to say anon's is that type.

>>7229942
Naw. If you want to go twink mode, wide hips mean you can build a huge ass.

If you want to bulk up, you'll never get the v-taper, but you can go fridge mode which drives faggots wild.

>>7229952
for three weeks.
not too long, I know, but I'm just kind of desperate and want it gone immediately.

>>7229954
yeah, I change my pillow case twice a week.

>>7229955
if you think that applying an over-the-counter benzoyl peroxide product regularly and washing your face is enough to get rid of all adult cystic acne, I doubt you have any experience.
and thank you.

>>7229998
Yeah that's definitely not long enough.

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There are so many hot league players? Pobelter would me a cute bf and all the players on TSM are like pretty good looking, Haunzter is handsome bio is cute and i really like Sven since he's slimmed down.

>>7230111
All League players look genuinely fucking ugly though. There can be cute streamers, but none of them are found in the league section 2bh

>>7230125
Wrong.

source: op

>>7230135
>source: op
I mean Toast is pretty ugly tho

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>>7230125
You've got to look up the names I mentioned! Biofrost is so short and cute and was very humbled by playing on the world's stage his first season. Every interview he gave i wanted to pinch his cheeks

>>7230111
One of the cutest guys I've ever met plays league. Also one of the ugliest. Mixed bag really.

>>7230177
feelgood being annoying >>>>> people like you randomly shitposting about him for no reason t b h

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Vasilii is best boy u fuckn plebs

>>7230212
>best boy
no
>good enough boy
word

>>7230201
No & No
Just stop sis

>>7230212

hes cute. shame about the occasional episodes of violent rage really.

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you can tell by his arms he's gotten thick and i love his fat nose. league players are so cute, but also have a homely look about them which makes them superior to ppl who are just "model" attractive.

>>7230217
who is best boy then

>>7230310
Xpeke senpai

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGicp8iCYAAA2oG.jpg

Fuck, I hate having people over at my apartment. It's a one-bedroom flat which is my safe and sacred haven. I just loathe it when friends or even cute guys want to come over and I always make up shitty excuses and tell them they can't.

Last month I had a guy over and he went through all my stuff, opened my fridge, etc. I almost had a full-blown panic attack. He spent the night and I could barely sleep thinking he would wake up and start prying into shit he's not supposed to BECAUSE IT'S MINE SO PLEASE DON'T TOUCH IT THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOW LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK.

I don't know. I feel violated whenever someone comes in, unless it's my sister, but that's because she knows me very very very well I guess.

I really wish I could get over this bc it kind of ruined certain relationships which require this sort of contact.

>>7230500
Were you an only child?

>>7230500
Get a shrink and talk about control issues.

>>7230516
>unless it's my sister

Bruh.

>>7230500
Just lock your porn/dildos in some safe.
You'll feel more at ease.

>>7230516
No. Like I said, I have a sister, who is pretty much the only person I don't mind having over.

>>7230517
Yeah but I also think it's a lot to do with social anxiety...

>>7230548
That's what people tell me when they ask me if they can come over and notice I get uncomfortable.

>>7230540
Tldr

>>7230559
If it's social anxiety the only real way to get over it is be continuously exposing yourself to it.

Serious question: Does twerking give you a bigger butt?

>>7230702
No. Twerking just moves fat in the ass (hence it jiggling like it does). Most of twerkings impacts are on the legs instead.

>>7230702
>"Then you pulse up and down as you thrust the pelvis bone forward and back." According to Olson, twerking strengthens and conditions the two areas and tones the thighs and buttocks. What's more, the dance also works deep muscles of the hips, the core muscles of the lower back, and even the abdominals.Dec 9, 2012

Two seconds on Google.

>>7223282
Man what's up

>>7229693
I don't think i could do it otherwise tbqh

>tfw you get wet when he kisses you roughly

I wanna cum so bad, I hope I get to at the end of the month desu

>>7230718
You say no.

>>7230719
You say yes.

I'm just gonna go twerk somewhere.

>>7230779
You know don't cum December is after no cum November right?

If he's nice, he'll let you out for Christmas.

>>7230803
The easiest way to tell if something is working a muscle group is the burn, or doms the next day.

>>7230808
>there are people who get off on talk like this
desu no wonder unemployment rates are so high

>>7230870
>People have shit taste in fetishes desu no wonder unemployment rates are so high

>>7230888
>has to literally type it out to follow along
jesus christ no wonder Americans still favor the death penalty than oppose it

>>7230779
most likely you would just come in your sleep in few weeks
also enjoy aching balls

>you get wet when he kisses
oh god, that would be the best, I once came when my love kissed me, felt so embarrassed but so happy

>>7230902
>have job
>also in college
>still have fetishes
Idk what correlation you're trying to make, tbqh i really do hope he doesn't make me do don't cum december

What other boards does gaygen frequent?

>/lit/, /mu/, /tv/, /fa/, [s4s]

>>7230922
2bqh you're literally too braindead to even have a conversation with

>>7230932
all of them, it's quite fun to notice that the posting is generally the same no matter which board, it's just that some of the nouns are altered to fit with whatever board you're on

I want to fuck a cute little twink since i have never had sex with a guy before, but i don't want to get fucked myself. Is it weird to never bottom? I would be fine with giving head, etc just not my ass.

>>7230921
We both fapped daily for a week leading up to november (i had no idea we were doing the whole month, i thought it'd be a couple days)

I haven't had any nocturnal emissions yet, but agreed there is a slight dull ache desu.

Getting wet when kissed is super fun though! How did you end up cumming from kissu?

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>>7230944
>name calling
>x is shit and i'm not explaining why
>name calling
You're cute desu

>>7230947
not weird to never bottom. I'm a bottom virgin and am willing to but the idea of bottoming for someone I don't know intimately is out of the question. I can't place that kind of faith in strangers to 1) not hurt me nor do I 2) want to show someone my most vulnerable position if I don't trust them. 1 is like physical the other is emotional.

>>7230944
>posting is generally the same no matter which board
there is no board like [s4s]
nice dubs btw

>>7230955
>namecalling
No I was attributing a trait to your being, there's a difference, again too braindead to notice

>>7230982
True, there are exceptions to the rule.

There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to be loved by another man, especially if you're a small qt.

>>7225568
I believe this 100%.
>>7225474
Oh...ooh. Damn hot.
>>7224732
Wow someone knows I exist. Thanks.

>>7230932
only /lit/ really, sometimes /his/, and /hm/ when I'm horny

>>7230932
/hm/, /lgbt/, /toy/, /b/ and /soc/ (occasionally)
>I'm quite boring

>>7230950
I don't know, I had a massive crush on my friend and would get silly exited being with him my heart racing and at first we would fool around for a while like if we were lovers which only made me more obsessed
then one day when we were on our own it got more serious and we started making out and I just lost it

dont ask how it developed cause he was just bi and Im a retard and both closeted so it didn't last long sadly

>>7230932
/lgbt/, /hm/, /tv/, /co/, /fit/ to ogle at

Played any fun videogames lately, chums?

>>7231329

Stardew Valley mainly

>guy I met not too long ago is totally infatuated with me
>tells me he would like to be my bf
>didn't say yes or no

This is all so new to me.

He's so sweet and cute and can't stop smiling when he looks at me.

What am I supposed to do?

>>7231491
hold him tight and never let go

>on grindr
> Feel bad cause I'm going to use a guy for a back massage and a blow job
>Get there
>All his pics were excessively flattering
>And twenty pounds ago
>No longer feel even a little bad.

>>7231506
@ me next time

>>7231491
If you like him give it a shot.
If not try and let him down gently.

>>7231491
Don't let him make you do things you don't want to do.
Anxiety and loneliness are obvious to normal people,
and some will use them to make you their domestic animal

>>7231521
>@ me next time
Wot

So this guy I'm seeing just became a truck driver recently, said he would like for me to go with him and travel around the country.

Reminded him I have a job, and he said he could take care of me and that I could quit.

Would it be wrong to do this? I really like him, it would definitely be no sort of "sugar daddy" deal.

I feel like my parents would really not approve of me quitting and not working, especially after being a NEET for like 4 years after high school.

>>7231591
>So this guy I'm seeing just became a truck driver
Time to dump him.
Have you never been to a truck stop?

>>7231591
>Not seeing any red flags here
be prepared to die in a snuff film

Can't seem to get past 1 or 2 dates, Like most of my dates only even happen after like 2 months of talking then we meet, then they just slowly start blanking me. Not sure what went wrong.

>>7231683
Maybe you look less attractive in person. Or have an annoying voice.

>>7231725
I'm not sure, Maybe because I have tourettes?

>>7231683
Lock them up in your basement.
That way they won't leave you.

Don't forget to feed them though.

>>7231756
That could be part of it. You're upfront about it though right?

It might be one of those things where people think they can deal with it, but they can't in reality.

>>7231763
>Don't forget to feed them though.
Fuck. I knew I forgot something.
And I was so happy I remembered air holes this time.

>>7231765
Yeah, it's one of the first things I mention.

Other reasons could be i'm ginger or that there is a bit of distance because I don't live in a city.

>>7231756
like swearing tourettes?

>>7231824
Nah my vocal tics are more sounds than words, occasional words do happen though. have motor tics as well.

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>>7231765
>people think they can deal with it, but they can't in reality
Probably this. I think I'd be one of those.

I don't think I could deal with tourettes, but I'd give them a chance. I don't think I'm that shallow, but I really think I'd bail unless they have 10/10 everything else.

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>>7231840
if they know that you have tourettes before going out with you and then drift off afterwards then that's their problem

>>7231988
>>7232057
Mum wants me to try going on some dating websites but i'm not sure how good they will be.

This is me btw

https://www.instagram.com/willsanders89/

I'm eating 4 hard-boiled eggs for dinner.

Thoughts?

>>7232081
>eating female reproductive structures

fuck off straightfag

>>7232071
Cute. I'd definitely put up with Tourettes for that. Or at least try.

Mirin progress.

>>7232071
You're out of my league physically. Would date despite tourettes i think. But combination of living out of town might be too much for some people.

>>7232090
>fuck off straightfag
Literally this.
A real faggot gets all his protein from cum.
Buckets of it.

>>7231840
Sorry to say it but its probably that which is putting them off.

Stick it out though, don't get too knocked back by trying, eventually you'll find someone who can look past it and that person will be more worthy of your love than all the others. Just need to find someone who is genuinely in love with you and not just the physical you they see.

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>>7232090
They already inseminated, so it's kinda like getting cucked.

>enjoying the thought of that other chicken's dick sliding in and out of that chicken pussy.
>Straight
Choose one

>>7232143
>tfw will never get cucked by a cock's cock
>a dude'll do

>>7232155
Lol'd

>>7232155
Kek. I was still laughing about my own satire when you posted this gold.

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>>7232071

I really want to travel but plane tickets are so expensive and I'm so poor

>>7232071
>Mum wants me
I think I found your problem.

>>7232208
oh oops this implies a little incest.

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>>7232220
how?

>>7232195
Find a sugar daddy.
>>7232220
Lol it was fine.
It's cute you listen to your mum though.

>>7222348

I normally don't watch people playing vidya, but love watching him play Hearthstone

>>7232081
Nice.

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

>>7231604
>Have you never been to a truck stop?
Not in a while, what's the matter?

>>7231611
If he wanted to kill me he would've done it by now.

>>7232304
four dozen? how is that even possible

>>7232333
He's probably roughly the size of a barge.

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What are you listening to, /gaygen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8XVHnNaJOo

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Oh God, I said something retarded and now the only guy who was willing to fuck my pathetic ass isn't even responding to me anymore.

>>7232107
>>7232111
Thanks guys.

>>7232140
Here's hoping!

>>7232208
Bit of a mother's boy yeah.

>>7232374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U8uA702xrE

>>7232351
Ayyy.

>>7232385
Don't worry, you'll meet another nice guy willing to fuck you, and then you'll finally get pozzed.

>>7232394
lmao

>>7232416
B-but this one was special.
He wasn't ashamed to fondle me in public.

What has helped you through depression and self loathing?

>>7232622
Friends. Until they didn't. Whatever you find that makes you happy, you will eventually start taking it for granted and go back to your old ways. I suggest suicide.

>>7232374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzh_3lhedlo

>>7232622
Prozac and I guess friends although I haven't seen them in a while and I'm not sure the meds are even working anymore either :/

>>7232622
Not posting on 4chin

>>7232622

Exercise, socializing, medicine

>>7232220
>>7232222
should've been the get

>>7233166
What medicine did you use?

>>7233196

I've used a lot of different medicines over time, my current regimen is Seroquel and Geodon, more anti-psychotics than anti-depressants, but I think Seroquel is also prescribed for depression. It really all depends on the person, some combinations are better in some people than others, it's all about finding the best balance between positive and negative effects.

>>7233210
I used a lot over about 20 years and nothing really helped. Unfortunately medicine might not help me.

>>7233231

Well in my experience medicine only gives you the ability to manage mental symptoms, it's not a magic cure and it took me awhile to fully realize that. Don't get me wrong it can help, but if you have really bad problems and you don't try to change things they're not gonna be that effective. For me, introducing exercise to my weekly routine, trying to get out more and socialize more, and just trying to avoid being reclusive has helped me tremendously.

>>7233237
I never expected it to fix everything. I was hoping for more like pain killer. For the meds to take enough of the edge off to work through. The best I ever got was mentally numb. Im missing something. Im sure my answer is out there I just cant find it.

>same thread 2 days

Gay death is real move on gals

>tfw finally jacked af
>but still super short
>end up bottom 99% of the time

What do boys? Just accept my fate?

>tfw not a cute alt girl with a cute straight boyfriend who plays in a psychedelic rock band

>>7233533
Pics?

Also muscle manlets make the best bottoms. If you want to top just find an exclusive bottom. They're everywhere.

>muscle manlets make the best bottoms
I wonder why. Is it a masculinity thing? Or rarity maybe? My tops have said things to me along these lines

>exclusive bottom
All either not my type or looking for taller dudes/ bigger dicks. Ill just accept the power bottom destiny

>>7233869
>>7233558
Forgot to thing my bad

>>7233869
Rarity I think. I like short guys. But it seems like most short guys are content to be skinny/twinkish. And on a short guy a little muscle goes a long way.

What is the best app/site for acquiring a qt twink bf

>>7234578
Grindr. Got like three qt twink fwb there since January.

>>7234578

grindr. i mean, 95% of guys are uggo or insane, but if youre patient you can find someone. i got my qt twink fwb from there.

>>7232374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eMBSRNYxA

>>7232374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4_9_Df-G4

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>>7222348
https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=626747357&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

>>7235371
> Hillary won the popular vote. The only reason Trump "won" is because of the Electoral College.
>But the Electoral College can actually give the White House to either candidate.
>So why not use this most undemocratic of our institutions to ensure a democratic result?
Top mother fucking Kek of all Keks

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>>7235374

hilariously tho trump said the exact same thing when Romney lost in 2012

>>7229515
once posting stopped being a daily habit he had no reason 2 check this board
these threads are rarely enjoyable

>>7235379
He deserves to be ridiculed for not accepting the electoral college, I'll give you that. I bet he sees it differently now.

>>7235379
>>7235389
he literally said in the 60 minutes interview that he'd prefer simple voting counts despite winning via the electoral college

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Stalled a bit past few weeks, ready to lose again. Ignore the 66kg 'goal', it's not my goal now. Currently it's about 80kg, then 'normal' BMI about 77 kg.

Still pleased, fasting for days works. Of course it does, it's just physics.

>>7235524
In that case post yourself for our entertainment

How old are you, gaygen?

>>7235607
I'm 26 (whoops, 27 just had my birthday recently), you fucking trip).
How the fuck old are YOU?

>>7235607
25. ;_;

>>7233533
have sex with a woman

>>7235607
18 years old and the future looks dim.

>>7235643

youve been 18 for 1.2 years now

rlly makes u think...

>>7235618
23, I'm curious as to the age range of posters in here.

Thread is basically over now however, so I will ask it again in the next one.

>>7235651
I turned 18 in july.

New:

>>7235724
>>7235724
>>7235724
>>7235724

anyone in west michigan want a bf?
i-i'll let you shoot my "gun"