Gay General - Sunset Edition

>hes not in the mood to fuck me
>so i fuck his brother
tbqhwyf it was destiny

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>>7208843

>>7208863

*tips surplice*

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>>7208863

I dunno what statement you're trying to make. This thread is supposed to be relaxing and comfy. Can we go one edition without e-drama or political talk?

Just this once guys please.

>>7208883
honestly what you just said was a political statement
your own penis or lackthereof is a political statement

just get used to it

So how have you all been really? What's new in your lives?

>>7208896
Breaking in a new phone with some nudes 2bh

>>7208917

How about a salad?

>be an inexperienced bottom
>have very tight butthole because I only take it once like every other month at most
>like half of the time the condom breaks
>even with tons of lube, different kinds and brands of condoms regardless if I or he bought them
why does this happen so often. is it because I'm so tight? do I have a hidden knife inside my rectum?

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>>7209004
>inexperienced bottom
>"every other month"

Nah mate, that isn't inexperienced. I'd call you a slut, but you're clearly very shit at taking and it would be insulting to hardworking sluts.

>>7208917
Do whatever you want mate. It's your life, go live it for a change.

>>7209019
hot opinion

now how do I not get burst condoms in my butt and all kinds of nasty diseases

>>7209022
Learn to relax your shitter and make sure you're actually getting lube in there. That literally shouldn't happen unless you're either a virgin who has never even used a dildo or a just terrible bottom.

>>7209004
you are only using water based lube right? oil and silcone lubes melt latex condoms.....

>>7209030
Hey I try and that's why I say I'm not very experienced, or least my butt isn't. I use more than enough lube but maybe you should pause after a few min and apply more?
>>7209042
water

>>7208843
does anyone else feel like they've transcended into another plane of existence where things like sex and bfs are irrelevant
i haven't had sex in months
haven't had a bf in a year
and i feel nothing

>>7208853

Sorry guys it was supposed to be >>7202114

>>7209061
I'd suggest squirting lube inside and buying bigger condoms. The anus is elastic, it can take a dicking if you learn to relax it. Also try more condom brands, since you're so inexperienced you couldn't possibly know whether you're buying good stuff.

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I love my bf!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

tfw the friend you thought was straight came out before you did

also I saw basically white Circe at a party tonight and it freaked me the fuck out honestly

>>7209422
I love your bf too

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discord now, huh

>>7209061

Water makes it dry.

>>7209422
>tfw no bf to love

>>7208843
Fags, I'm bored af, do you have a Telegram group to shitpost about homo stuff?

Last night I told my best friend that I am gay. :3

>>7210342
Did you do a weiner handshake

>>7209072
Its called depression.

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>>7209422
Me too anon!
Isnt it great

>>7210342
>and then anon got stabbed for being a disgusting faggot

>>7209125
nice fuck up, u retard

>>7210814
meanie

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Time to pretend America doesn't exist.

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>be with my first boyfriend
>he's had a few, told me he was always the top
>i started out topping but he got frustrated after a while and we ended up swapping
>basically only bottom now, his attitude changed to reflect it
>constant teasing

Anyway fastforward a few weeks

>in his dad's house
>start being playfully sexual, teasing about what he wants
>"or you could just fucking sit on me?"
>little weird being bossed around but roll with it
>he tells me to keep quiet because his dad is asleep
>spend the whole time burying my face into a pillow or something
>he pulls me up
>"are you okay?"
>"yeah it's just really difficult not to make noises right now hah"
>he laughs and we carry on

Fastforward a week, a few days ago

>watching a movie with him and his good friend
>playful banter, joking around, teasing and insults etc
>he makes a few sexual innuendos
>just scoff at them, whatever dude
>"UHH ITS JUST REALLY HARD NOT TO MAKE NOISES RIGHT NOW"
>he starts fucking quoting all the embarrassing shit I've said in the moment
>making subtle digs towards kinky stuff we've done with collars and such
>making me look like a bitch in front of his friend
>his friend is somewhere between hysterically laughing and horrified

This has happened other times since, just when its us two, but its still embarassing as shit. Is this a normal thing? I like making him happy in bed but its embarrassing to put me down like that outside of a sexual situation.

I dont understand, why do this? Is it a fetish thing, or a normal thing or what, am i overreacting?

>>7211020
beat him with a stick

>>7211020
you sound like you have aspergers 2bh

>>7211020
>is this a normal thing
Yeah for immature teenagers

You are his bottom bitch and he's making sure everyone around him knows.

>>7211020
some people (myself included) are hella into this kind of bullying. :>

if you're not, you gotta let him know that

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>>7211020

If you don't enjoy that stuff, tell him. Just because you're a bottom doesn't mean you have to take it like a woman.

>>7211041
You treat women like that?

>>7211032
Sound advice.

>>7211037
Don't be stupid. No one is into bullying. That's completely moronic. Idiot.

>>7211047

no, I don't treat women like that.

>>7211049
>bottom bitch detected

>>7211032
Already did if u know what i mean ;))
>>7211036
He really never seemed the type to do that kinda thing. He has a 'nothing to prove' kinda attitude
>>7211037
>>7211041
I get that. In the actual bedroom though, its not like i dont enjoy it, it can be hot, and i like making him happy, but its a pretty embarrassing thing to bring up

I just dont want to bring it up and seem overly sensitive and autistic over a bit of teasing i dunno

>>7211057
>I just dont want to bring it up and seem overly sensitive and autistic over a bit of teasing i dunno
Yet you're doing so here? idgi
either tell him how you feel or shut the fuck up
is simple

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>>7211049
s-sorry

>>7211057
>I just dont want to bring it up and seem overly sensitive and autistic over a bit of teasing i dunno
is that to prevent his embarrassment, or yours? if it's the first, i guarantee don't worry about it. if it's the second then yeah, say something.

>>7211060
Im anonymous on here, i dont really know anything about relationships, its all new, i wanted to ask seasoned vet fags.

I just want to know if I'm just being a pussy about this or if its actually something i should bring up, like if he's being out of line

>>7211055
Oh please.

As if I'll ever get a boyfriend.

>>7211070
>seasoned vet fags
>on 4chan
( ? _ ? )

>>7211070
Both of you sound like immature fags. "nothing to prove" attitude is still immaturity. That kind of attitude is Trump low quality American shit. Already I can tell your relationship will last only 1 more month and he'll dump you because he'll get bored of you.

>>7211081
>projecting this hard
>being this bitter
what happened? :(

>>7211070
How do you feel about it bitch is what really matters. Honestly it sounds less about "experience" and more about you literally being unable to make your own decisions in life.
Does it feel like he's being out of line? Does it offend you? Do you not like it?

Like jesus fuck indecisive cunts are the worst

>>7211081
We've been together a good 5-6 months though

>???
> ???

How did u know one more month was our limit without even knowing how long we were together

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THICC
Also if anyone has any more, please share. x

>>7211087
If it were equal i wouldnt be under any confusion but he's been in a few relationships similar to this and I guess I trust that he knows whats appropriate and what's just normal joking around.

Maybe it's just a weird thing to adapt to i dunno

>>7211092
2bh i'd be completely fine if anyone who said or typed THICC was sentenced to a death penalty

>>7211107
haha what a coincidence! i too, severely overreact to things!

>>7211113
2bh no wonder you're alone

>>7211119
i'm not alone. :)

>>7211121
haha what a coincidence! i too, have tulpas!

>>7211123
>>7211033

>>7211202
Is she finally cooking with dog then?

>>7211202
did it die on the chair

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>>7208863
If there a force that will turn around and squish and squash and do all kind of movement around and that clay, someday eventually this clay will become a pony. This is what evolution is.
I will see how this boy now create pony's reproductive system, digestive system and everything inside that body he created.

>>7208843
>tfw no bf to go on holiday to the seaside and watch the sunset with

>>7211020
Uh. He is retardedly lacking of masculine self esteem, so basically if ANYONE just ASSUME he is not a man (even if he admits that he is gay) he will lose "it". And to not to lose "it" he will do ANYTHING to prove otherwise.
Its those kind of people who must be taught some lessons about not being a kindergarten bitches over something they suffering inside their little minds. Fucking hate it.
on your place I would talk to him and if he not stopping it soon I would make a restriction to our relationship.

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>>7211049
There are like million fetishes for every human on this planet. Someone (and not only one) definitely will be into bullying and I personally read about few cases).
It's just that bullying comes from inner psychological problems (low self esteem, increasing your own significance by decreasing other's essentiality, etc)

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>>7211210
Nice. At least in MOBILE PHONE PER CAPITA (what is this even means?) we Russians preveil!!!11one
(fucking hate this country and our liders and most of our people especially old shit one, who teaching infants stupid stuff about gays are witches, fire is scary and OMERECO/EURROOPE IS SHITTIES EVUR HURR DERP)

someone cum inside me

>>7211358
What's it like to be gay in Russia?

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>>7211341

>>7209137
>I'd suggest squirting lube inside and buying bigger condoms.
is this the case for all buttfucking? why me?
>>7210226
>water makes it dry (and bursts it)
>oil and silicone melts condoms
how do you want it

>>7211384
This is feelgood, clownie. He has to always break things down to come off as 'smart'. He's literally got nothing better to do then be here 24/7.

>>7211367
ew

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>>7211380
- Almost no chance to find nice muscle gay guy. All muscle gays are closeted as fuck (not a surprise though). And they are fuck bitches just to prove that they are not gays but jumping on a random dick at a first chance they've getting. Although it is pretty simple to find feminine open one, cause they know that they are valuable to older closeted gays (same why old gays coming to Thai)
- You can be fired for this (rarely though, cause good companies now less and less looking at who you are. Most of them look at your skills and attitude).
- You can be killed/beaten/hated for being open gay if you live in lowbrow region/area.
~ Overall its not THAT bad being gay. It could be better, but its not a problem. Problem that our church and old people making "decisions" over newborns, and old people has their own strict order that they used to and they "installing" this order to their children so those making their mistakes and walking their stupid dumb paths again and again. Russian people dumb mostly and don't want to learn anything. They want to listen to some magical man in the sky or PUTIN. Thoughts are giving them headache.

>>7211412
It's because he's achieved pseudo-normal status, making him seem better than most who post here. He'll never leave because this is where he feels most powerful, around sad gay virgins and suicidal ugly people. Which makes him the most pathetic soul here.

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>>7211412
Uh... I'm like second time posting.

>>7211556
>uh...
it's feelgood alright

>>7211551
Uhuh. But no. You are wrong. I do think that most of whom are posted here are dumb, but I'm not THAT smart to feel powerful or anything it would be most stupidest thing to.
>>7211558
I'm not sure who this feelgood you are referring to. But I literally posted yesterday first time here in a LONG LONG LONG time.

>>7211564
definitely feelgood

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>sunsets
Let's shill my photos then...

>>7211564
>condescending attitude
>looks down his nose at everyone
>"i swear i don't think im smart! just the smartest in the room!"

I wonder who could be behind this post!

>>7211572
nice photo 2bh

>>7211585
Literally anyone in the world. They all think they're hot shit. People are slags.

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>>7211572
shill away

I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need. And IIIII I dont care about the present underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know, make my wish come truuueeee - all I want for Christmaaaass....is YOUUUU. Yooooou, BABY!

>>7211572
That's a really awesome picture, thanks for sharing. Found my new wallpaper

>>7211718
Clownie, I don't want a lot for Christmas. Just letting you know, just in case.

2bh the holidays are fucking awful because gg becomes popular due to all the lonely virgins desperate for some xmas fuck

>>7212227
If anything I've noticed it get really slow since November started

>>7212330
thats just because people actually get some dates
but eventually they give up (again, as they do every year due to fucking it all up) and the shitposting ramps up again

>he's in a relationship with a girl
>he doesn't like it at all
>cant leave because she has cancer
o lawd

>>7211380
Dead.
or at least having your nipples cut off and your dick mutilated.

>>7212416
make sure she dies sooner than expected.

>>7212424
shes supposedly in remission now or whatever but like you cant even leave after she's 'cured'

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Why don't I give a fuck about other people? I'm so uninterested in them I can barely speak to them grindr without getting bored.

Not trying to be edgy.

>>7212451
>shes supposedly in remission now or whatever but like you cant even leave after she's 'cured'
He can leave when she's dead.
Something she is supposed to be.
Why haven't you killed her yet?
Can't you do anything right?
This is why your mother left you anon.

>>7212467
2bh this could have been pulled off in an actually funny way
im disappointed in u

>>7212453
sounds like your brain isn't functioning the way you would like
that's unfortunate

>>7212015
You're not getting me for Christmas. I can say so reliably.

>>7212453
Prolly 'cause people are dicks.

>>7212474
>an actually funny way
But I hate fun.

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>>7212453
Apathy. It's usually a symptom of depression.

Talk about it with your doctor, it usually means your brain isn't working right and could lead to either a miserable lonely life where you think you're the only person who matters in a world of boring NPCs that get in your way or you making stupid decisions that hurt other people.

>>7212714
Does the man in your pic also have a fucked up brain

>>7212721

Why else would you live in a tarp in the Yukon?

>>7212416
>Tfw this was me in highschool

>>7212714
>Talk about it with your doctor
Do not do this. They will likely give you 'psych meds' (poison from big pharmaceutical companies). Do not take 'psych meds'. The doctors may call them antidepressants or anti-anxiety 'medicine'. The hospitals are incentivized to push this poison by big pharmaceutical companies. Do NOT be a victim of this fucked up industry.

>>7212990
Please tell me you're not gonna try and sell snake oil to him?

because I had enough with people bashing Big Pharma, only to immediately shill for Little Pharma right after.

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>>7212990
Take your meds

>>7212990

As someone who takes psychiatric meds if I didn't take them my life would be much harder. Now I'm not saying psychiatric meds are perfect, they do have a tendency to bring along some negative side effects, but that's why you try to find the right combination eith the least amount of side effects.

>>7213055
Nice "meme", friend. Keep laughing. You people wouldn't be laughing so hard if you had seen what I've seen. I've seen things that would make you people crack. I'm doing you justice not mentioning them. I wish I didn't know what I know, but I do. And now I have to pay the price. Think of it this way- there are people in this world who search, and there are people in this world who report. I'm the mediator. And as a result, I know things that would topple every institution on this planet that you think make you so safe. So go ahead. Post another meme. Not so easy now, is it? I can almost see you, typing away a response with a funny ebin laughing man image attached, sweat dripping from your face. I remember when I was like you.

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>>7213195

>>7213205
Heh.. You chose the easy route. I understand. If I met me twelve years ago, I'd probably react the same way. Just don't go running to me when shit hits the fan... I'm just the messenger

>>7211020
Sounds like an arsehole and a total shit bf. Dump him for sure. How could you let someone treat you like that?

>tfw no one to cuddle

>>7213343
You can cuddle me Anon

>>7213369
Are you cute or muscular?

>>7213391
I'm a bit cute

>>7213403
Yesssss
Same

>>7213405
Do you have nice feet

>>7213416
Theyre soft yeah
And smooth

>>7213419
I wish I had nice feet desu

also a bf

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hi joined discord and just wanted to meet some new people, maybe play games and just chat.

How could I possibly become a qute twink when I'm depressed and there's dark circles under my eyes from not sleeping

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Am I right to be offended by this headline, or am I being oversensitive?

Its not just me who thinks its massively homophobic, is it?

>>7213668
Makeup

2bh it's pretty fucking disgusting when you see your friends or basically any guy in general bend over backward for a 1/10 girl

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>>7213849
>bend over backward

is that some kind of pegging metaphor

>>7213863
no, do you actually not know the saying or are you looking for any reason to post your lq gifs

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>>7213849
Its the same for gays too
>tfw gay friend falls for the town slut

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>>7213879

the 2nd

do you ever just go like "i'm not desperate enough to make a fucking e-dating profile" but also spend way too much time looking at okc profiles in your area

>>7213920
Literally me with grindr
>have account with a few basic things like ht/wt and stuff
>Profile pic of cute anime guy
>Chat with people every now and then but never meet up

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>>7213936

>he doesnt use a picture of himself

raises some flags for me desu

>>7213912
at least you're honest bb

>>7213900
Yeah pretty much. People just acting so desperate for a 1/10 is so offputting.

>>7213920
just do it instead of being a creep 2bh

>tfw I have a fantasy redneck bf
>actually met a real redneck; he has the truck; hunts; is an electrician the works
>he's also really fat; stood me up twice and wanted to do degenerate sex stuff I wasn't into


Who else / met their fantasy guy that they shit post about only to have them be a disappointment/ ?

Also are there any qt rednecks out there who want a cute-ish guy who is kinda fem

>>7213941
I gladly send one when i chat with them
But I don't want my friends knowing I use grindr
One gay friend I have would definitely tell everyone if he saw me on there because I always talk about how I don't like the whole online thing

The last boyfriend I had was like 5 years ago and from 4chan.
Fucking end my life.

>>7214011

Single dubs confirm you're gonna be alone forever

>>7214066
it was already confirmed long ago

>tfw hes a cute autist
>he's always insecure though so he never hits on me nor accept my initiations because he thinks I'm just leading him on
2bh now i understand why school shootings happen

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if a guy says he's gonna call you and then doesn't for 72 hours is it wrong to assume he's not interested?
i thought i must of fucked up somehow and tried to apologize but i guess i fucked up by doing that b/c nothing was wrong and now i'm afraid i look overly clingy.

i'm so used to being abandoned by the people i care about that i always assume the worst & now i'm afraid i'll ruin the best thing that ever happened to me b/c i can't get out of that mentality

>>7214089
2 options

1. he legit got fucked up and cant call, like idk a bear ate his phone
2. he isnt interested

jus chill

>>7209072
>months

reeeeeee

>>7213797
Rec me some makeup tbqhfam

>>7214260

There's no better makeup than daddy's cummies

>>7214320
Thank you

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@wizzy

stay mad you fat piece of shit

>>7214532

I can see why you got kicked. Learn to not brag so much.

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>>7214532
>look like a down syndrome piece of shit even after working out
>sounds like a whiny teenage fag when he speaks
>still somehow develops condescending attitude towards everyone, acts obnoxiously and never shuts the fuck up
>talks down to people for being fat despite once being fat himself and still being partially a fatass compared to most

Kys

>>7214549

im no the fatass making excuses about why i can't lose weight

>watching wolfcop
>drunk werewolf cop and redneck buddy action
>can't get enough of the two of them onscreen

i-it's the werewolf thing, it's... uh
kinda hot

i don't want this

>>7214532
You were only kicked, you can still rejoin if you don't be a pussy.

>>7214652

You got me confused for wiz. All I'm saying is there is no need to brag. You sound like feelgood.

>>7214532
who dis he qt

t. chubby chaser

>>7214673
am nort chubby am fit and strong from lifting rocks in mah cave

>>7214630

keep on taking pot shots from a safe distance

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY DEVELOPING WEREWOLF FETISH

/gaygen/ I'M SCARED

>>7208883
>e-drama
lost

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>"I HAD THE CORRECT OPINIONS AND NOW IM SCARED!"

>>7213954
If you want a cutie you need to be one.

>>7214825
come at me, you nazi fuck, i'll blow your fucking head off

>>7214532

when did rugby get so masc?

>>7214843
Kill yourself you immoral freak.

I'm pretty sure I predicted Trump would be Pres.
I'm pretty amazing.

>>7214658
>>7214743

tfw not a werewolf with a redneck bf

tfw not living the dirty paws dream

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why don't you have a bf gaygen?

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>>7214932
Because I'm awesome and nobody can handle it but me.

>>7214932
>they already broke up
im am laughing

>>7214922
>dirty paws
what's that

>>7214932
no car in a rural area

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just be yourself anon

>>7214932

1. I'm not a parasite who needs someone else to steal energy from in order for me to feel amazing. All relationships are parasitic. There's always someone in a relationship feeding off the other until both parties are drained of energy and they have nothing else to give.

2. Nothing lasts forever. Everyone falls in & out of love and it usually happens at a moments notice. There is nothing more cringey than seeing a couple who are energetically in cahoots with each other while pretending everything is amazing. Older couples who've been together for decades always look so drained of energy and it's always seem more like a "puppet and their handler". They have no personal identity anymore.

3. The best experiences I've had were with strangers I only met once. Friends, boyfriends, husbands can never impact your life in such a way a stranger can.

4. Real growth only happens when you're on your own and single. I've seen to many people stuck in relationships/marriages getting nowhere in life. These people usually live vicariously through others or their children. It's sad and pitiful.

>>7215008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48I0G_5zAs0

>>7214932
Because no one likes me :(

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>>7215122

>>7215294
Are you lonely Anon

>>7215001
Rugby got cucked so hard and swede takes a new cock every week. lol

This week peaked with Trump winning, I had to screencap the CNN news report which said "It's Trump" to check it out occasionally to make sure I didn't dream it. The rest of the week I spent watching liberal tears all over the internet. Now I'm waiting for John Oliver's new video. Its all about the little joys in life.

So, me and my bf have been together for little over 2 months now. But ever since we've started having sex, every other part of the relationship seems to have died down. We're not going out on dates, or hanging out together with friends, we don't watch movies, or even talk much, mostly we just stay at home and fuck. Sex is great, I'm not getting bored of it or anything, but I'm starting to miss what we had at the start of our relationship. And I'm worried that if we make our relationship revolve around sex he'll eventually get bored and leave me.

I'm a bit anxious because it's my first relationship. I don't really know what's normal.

>>7213796
Pretty offensive for sure.

It's the Daily Mail though. Literally the paper for retarded bigots.

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I love when my boyfriend cums in me.
I love the feeling of his warm cum dripping out of my ass all over my thighs.

Is it possible to stop liking guys? I really dont want to be gay anymore.
But if I cant can someone please be my e-boyfriend?

>>7214532
I said it in the discord and I'll say it here, Ouch
He ugly as fuck

>>7216128
You're in the honeymoon phase of the relationship. Don't worry. Soon you'll be fucking once every couple of weeks and the other stuff will return to normal.

>>7216128
>2 months in
>already feeling like a 2 year relationship

anon

>>7216299
I would but my e-boyfriend rate is $80 a week plus expenses

>was rejected numerous times in the past few days for having uncut dick

Just kill me already

>>7216299
>>7216643
Just get yourself a discount boyfriend. Perhaps one that doesn't go outside and just plays videogames all day. I hear those kind of guys are pretty cool.

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>>7213796

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people wanted to see my photography shit earlier
well here we go

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>>7213796
did they take this down i cant find the article

this is really bad

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>>7216773
they changed the headline

fucking fencers running the country behind the scenes

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>>7216128


>All we do is have sex because we constantly need to feed off each others energy until there's nothing left.

Welp, you're already in the parasitic death cycle of the relationship. Even if you stop having so much sex and try to make things go back to the way they were, it will never be the same again.

Might as well jump ship now.

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>>7216128

If you don't end the relationship you will end up a shell of yourself.

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>>7212453
Could be antisocial, or narcissistic, or both.

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>>7216782
i used to do a fencing

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>>7216816
it's pretty fun and the people involved aren't too bad either

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>>7214932
I take myself too seriously to be spending time with all these boys. I only want to spend time with people that I can take seriously.

>>7214932
because am shut-in anti-social sperglord

>>7216128
why don't you just ask him to take you out or you take him out?

>>7216837
All of them?

So doing fencing automatically makes you a likeable person? How can I harness this mystical power?

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>tfw no big strong man to wrap his hands around my throat and choke me to death
If someone doesn't kill me soon I'm gonna become a blight upon this earth and spite all those responsible for my continued existence.

>>7214658
This sounds like my new favourite show~

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Are you having a good day today?

>>7217149
I did a hundred pushups and then ate pizza with a knife and fork.

>>7211020

Sorry if this is real but I think it's kinda hot

>tfw no bully masc bf

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Why is there a masc general and a gay general?

You're both faggots.

>circe stops posting
:)

>wiz comes back
:|

>>7217233
Why is there a gay gen, masc gen, fem gen, so what do you think of this gens, and other questions that could be asked in a gen but no I want my question answered now gens?

Joking aside, why does it matter?

>>7217233
>You're both faggots.
Well you see not all fags are equal according to mascgen.

>>7217250
Not just mascgen see>>7217224

Masculine qualities are always lauded in men.

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>>7217233
Pointless segregation by spiteful shitposters to slowly divide up the main general and then watch as this place along with all it's unnecessary offshoot generals withers and dies from lack of consistent activity.

>>7217246

Better him than some tranny freak.

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>>7214932
>>7215318
kek, I called rugby out for being a cuck a year ago and he called me a frogposter

>>7214532

What is wrong with your face? Open your fucking eyes you ape.

>>7218049
Lean-back squinteyes is the guy version of duckface.

>>7218060

Seems worse that just that. Looks retarded t b h senpai

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Am I a cute gay gaygen

>>7218145
Keep your cishet shit to /soc/

>>7214532
who's this semen demon?

>>7218155
>Cishet
I dont think you know what that means

>find a qt I have stuff in common with
>admits to me that he has a low sex drive on top of ED
Time to backpedal.

>>7217233
Because /lgbt/ has been a fountain of tripfag drama and bullshit since its first day.

>>7218171
I can tell that he's cishet, and thus should leave, lest the Curse befalls him too.

>>7218162
>having such low standards

>>7218184
Anon I have a boyfriend

>>7217233

A few fem fags from here (Jupp, SP, Wiz, etc.) think they're masc and continue to create the other general.

do you ever get a itchy feeling in your anus that makes you want to shove a dick, dildo, or your finger up there just to itch it?

>>7218193
NO YOU DON'T.
You're just a cishet piece of shit desperately fishing for attention.

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>>7218197
>implying I give a damn about mascgen or even bother posting there

Hunty pls.

>>7218211
Yeah. Then I found out I had a prostate infection.
Don't know if they're related though.

>>7218215
Anon I have a boyfriend who lives in Australia who is moving over in two months and I touch myself for him over voice sometimes.

Im a gay, stop being dumb

>>7218235
Over voice? Too poor to afford a webcam? Cmon bro.

>>7218235
>Im a gay pls believe me
REJECTED

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Best way to clean out your ass for anal after eating a heavy meal the night before?

I had spaghetti & meatballs with breadsticks last evening and I just made a mess in the toilet but I feel there's still more digesting to come out.

Should I let him toss my salad anyway? He's half-italian so maybe he'll like the way it tastes.

>>7218211

could be a fissure or compacted dried up shit due to a lack of fiber

Wiz, have you ever broke a toilet before?

>when you see a cute guy on okcupid but the first thing it says is that he is in an open relationship

Why do gays need to be so degenerate ?

>>7218253
I'm too shy

Here's a really gay guy from masterchef cooking food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jA5iJ5EH6M

>>7218347

Story of my life....

>hey your pretty qt
>want to come over and get fucked by me & my bf

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>tfw no engineer bf that will support me emotionally while i study my stem degree, and eventually reward me with letting me suck his dick


And all of that i imagined when i'm trying to review limits in algebra. Damn sexy voice, Sal Khan.

>>7218359


Why do people do this ? Are there actually people with so little self respect that they say yes ? What kind of weird relationship is that ?

>see qt guy
>ask him out
>he happens to be straight
>oh boy here we go again
>eyes twitch
>pulls out knife
>tries to stab me
>deftly avoid knife
>get safely back home
What is it with straight people and their uncontrollable urge to stab gays?

Is there any chance i'll be able to have a Catholic wedding as a fag

why do I want this

>>7218406

It gets boring fucking the same guy all the time so they end up desiring a third guy to "spice" things up and make things more interesting in their relationship?

Admittedly I look like a slut on grindr so I'm sure that has something to do with it.

Weirdest messages I get is when they want to pay me. That creeps me out the most.

>>7218426
>why do I want this
Yeah why would you ever want that?
I mean being self hating and suicidal is one thing, but this is a whole new level of sad.

And that's coming from a permavirgin so that's saying a lot.

>>7218352
Do it anyway though. Have you considered that.

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>>7218347
Why is this such a thing now? Every day we hear about someone getting hit on by a guy with a boyfriend or dating a guy only to find out he secretly had a bf all along. Can't you all just appreciate that you have a boyfriend and love them with your entirety? Shouldn't that be enough?

>live in my own apartment
>thought I would feel free at last to do whatever I want
>once moved in I realized...
>the walls are paper thin (can literally hear neighbors next to me flushing their toilet :/ )
>floor boards are thin and I can easily hear the neighbors below me and their two children :/
>feel too scared to blast my music loud enough
>feel too scared to invite a guy over for sex

I seriously though moving out of my parents would be the best choice to get my own life. Fuck this..I can't even have sex in my own apartment. I at least could have sex at my parents house when they went away for weekends and were at work. :/

>>7218497
You own the place or rent? If rent, move.

>>7211401
Water makes it dry. Water based lubricants do not. If you're trying to use water as lube then you're so fucking retarded that you- well, ok actually you're probably a chubby "twink" bottom so this is about the level of intelligence I was expecting.

>>7218497
What's the worst case scenario? You have sex and your neighbours hear. Unless you live somewhere where being gay is illegal or Vice President Pence repeals Lawrence vs. Texas you've got nothing to worry about.

>>7218497
Check your ever having sex to begin with privilege.

>>7218615
when you say water I of course think you refer to water-based lubricants?????

>>7218620
>Unless you live somewhere where being gay is illegal
That's literally everywhere
Only differece between countries is whether the law is written on paper or not.

>>7218647
Ok but in one of those types of countries your neighbours can call the police for engaging in the crime of sodomy. In the other you might get some dirty looks but there's not much else they can do.

>>7218654
In one of these countries your neighbours call the cops to kill you, in the other countries they do it themselves.

anyone remember niq?

he's a girl now... >>7218653

>>7218679
niq should just kill himself.
And I don't mean kill himself as in kys but as in literally kill himself.
Like actually ending his life.

>>7218431

Yes but why would anyone want to be the third wheel ?

>>7218669
Shit, how did I cope having all that loud sex in apartments with thin walls? I must have been murdered a whole bunch of times and not even realised.

>>7218734
>how did I cope having all that loud sex in apartments with thin walls?
They must have tought you were a girl.

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>>7218465
There's a big difference between cheating on someone/having a secret bf and having an open relationship in which all parties are cool with it. (Pic related, the world's #1 drag Britney Spears impersonator and his two boyfriends, who are all going out with each other).
Polyamory and/or open relationships work for some people. I think you're just salty that some people get multiple hot boyfriends to beat up their bussy and you can't even get one guy.

>>7218747
Idk man, me and my bf were friendly with our neighbours and we both had beards. I guess they must have assumed I was a woman with polycystic ovary syndrome, or maybe you're just being a paranoid little bitch about literal death mobs waiting to kick down your door for having gay sex/are trying to rationalise ways about how you don't feel comfortable having gay sex now you no longer have the excuse of "I don't have my own place"

>>7218756
I wasn't making a hit at polyamory thought, I was talking about people who have a boyfriend yet still go on grindr and dating sites to hook up, which I've seen talked about an awful lot lately. Calm your tits.

>>7218788
Oh, well that's just people in general. The straights do the same thing. I'd hazard a guess and say apps have a lot to do with it.

>>7218765
I'm just saying maybe they thought one of you brought a girl over.
>maybe you're just being a paranoid little bitch about literal death mobs waiting to kick down your door for having gay sex
I'm not paranoid about straight people being violently and dangerous savages.
It's merely the truth.

>>7218837
I mean, they saw each other together and I'm fairly sure I introduced him to at least one of my neighbours as my partner. Also we'd kiss goodbye and sometimes he'd wear obnoxious slog t-shirts like "Some people are gay, get over it". If they really were the sort of people who'd want to lynch us for being gay I think they probably would have caught on by then.
If I managed to get away with being that open about it and them all thinking we were just friends who occasionally brought girls over, then I guess they'll assume the same with you so you can just go have sex in your apartment after all.

>>7218990
Just in case if you ever get stabed and left to bleed to death in the gutter by your oh so precious and accepting straight friends, I told you so.

>>7219009
I mean, that's also applicable to black people with white friends or just women and men in general. Also I was talking about my neighbours rather than my friends.
But hey, enjoy being so paranoid that you're literally unable to have sex in case your neighbours hear and then bust down your door to kill you.

>>7219028
>Also I was talking about my neighbours rather than my friends.
If your friends are gonna murder you, then how bad must your neighbours be then hmmm?
>enjoy being so paranoid that you're literally unable to have sex in case your neighbours hear and then bust down your door to kill you.
I don't have neighbours.
And I'm armed.

Also I'm not at all paranoid.

>>7219059
I mean, my friends aren't going to murder me. Nor are my neighbours. I'm not claiming that my chances of being hate crimed are zero but I've yet to have any hassle off anyone in my neighbourhood.
If the world you're describing transpires then it'll probably have government backing, in which case they'll be able to tell you're gay from your browsing history and send a squad to round you up. Best case scenario is that you take down a couple of straights with your piece before getting sent to the death camps.

>>7219102
One day you'll realise you don't live in the perfect little dream utopia you think you do and you'll see that straight people are just outright scum.

Just in case, I told you so.

>>7218756

Poly is gross and disgusting

>>7219128
I don't think I live in a perfect dream utopia. I just also don't think I don't live in Nazi Germany, with literally every straight person waiting to bust down my door and lynch me in the street.
I do find the idea of ravaging the butthole of a paranoid innawoods /k/ommando quite erotic, though.

>>7219159
I have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me, and you're just mad that I'm having way more fun fun than you ever will. You know, what's your damage? Maybe you should try having 50 billion boyfriends too, because then you might not be such a salty jealous bitch.

>>7219162
>I just also don't think I don't live in Nazi Germany
But you do.
You just don't know it yet.
Which is dangerous.
better get back into that closet and remove all evidence of the contrary.

is it poly of you're having multiple relations with the same guy at the same time?
Like behind his back?

>>7219187
The thought did occur to me that we might be on the cusp of a sea-change, and this is like 1932 Weimar rather than 1938 full blown Nazi. In which case, room for one more in your happening cabin? I don't really know guns, but I'm 190 lbs and a top.

>>7219202
Do you mean you're tricking him into thinking you're different men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot3cVY1JESQ

>>7219203
>In which case, room for one more in your happening cabin?
I'll have to relocate some skeletons to make room, but I think I can get some free space for you.

You're not too spooked by skeletons, right?

>>7219230
I'd prefer if they watched

2bh there really is a burden of knowing too much

no wonder people choose to indulge themselves in 'love', sex, and material things

>>7219182
Only 50 billion? What a loser.

>>7219202
Sounds like a nice evening.

>>7219244
>le love isn't real meme
Let me guess, you're going to insist it's "just an endocrine response" or "purely chemical" as if that's not what all emotions are

>>7219274
>le love isn't real meme
why did you jump to that conclusion over quotation marks?
that's interesting!

>>7219285
What other possible reason do you have for putting love in scare quotes, when none of the other words in your post are in scare quotes?

>>7219295
word

>>7219299
because love is a vague concept, sex is a defined act, and material things are actual objects.
pretty simple sweetie

>>7219318
um sweaty love is a defined feeling ;)

>>7219328
>>7219332
*yawns*

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>>7219342
/lit/ isn't going to want him

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>tfw no edgy bf

why live?

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>>7219482
What do you consider to be edgy?
I constantly make my workmates shocked with my opinions about how we should run over protesters blocking roads and how we should burn bad folks.

>>7219482
there were much more aesthetically interesting ways to do male versions of these characters

>>7219482
> just realized the Trump tower is being burned

Get back to your local Democrat party you faggot.
Trump is the best. With him as president and with the majority of both Senate and House of Representatives, we'll crush you, Clinton cock sucker. Tell those niggers and Latinos you hired that Trump will make America great again, fucktard.

>>7219742

You know i actually thought political shitposts would stop infesting every board after the election finished.

How naive of me.

>>7219746
did u really?
regardless of the outcome everyone knew theyd get worse until like march/april of next year at the very least

senpai
senpai
why is this one cute bear at school straight
i thought bears were supposed to be gay
you lied to me

>>7219767
he is gay
just not for you sis :/

>>7219746
They're presumably going to ramp up towards the inauguration, and then slowly wind down
If Marine le Pen is victorious in the French elections in 2017 then there'll be another spike again in around March/April as the alt-right will gloat about another success

>>7219767

convert him with fag magic

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>that feeling when a partner of the male gender is not in your possession

>>7218145
Sure

>>7218679
Looks like you just tried to made him in Oblivion... Nice try

>>7219878
>possession

You are surprised?

Macaulay Culkin, Kieran Culkin, Rory Culkin, Jesse "Starr" Culkin in:

INVASION OF THE FROG PEOPLE

>tfw know two cute gay guys with similar interests and in social circle with me at start of semester
>try dating one
>He cheats on me and rapes me
>try dating other
>"sorry I would but I'm moving to to another country"
Now I am the token gay in my social circle and am lonely reeeeeeeeee

>>7221956
hahah wtf? sucks to be you

>>7221967
I'm mostly over the rape by now that was over two months ago but it was pretty shitty. Have a restraining order on the guy. Fuck that guy
The other wound is fresh tho. That guy was perfect. Fucking gets and high paying dream job before he even finishes college and just leaves! RIP that dream.

>>7221173
yess

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