An ideal bf of mine looks like this, likes anime and listens to Crystal Castles
keep dreaming faggot
>>7222291
>anime
>Crystal Castles
so you want an immature culturally underdeveloped lifter with shit taste in music?
>>7222540
>anime
>well built
Choose one
Ideal bf looks like this, and isnt filled with weird fetishes as the owner of that pic
>>7222621
I have 3 real life friends that watch anime and lift. Its not uncommon at all.
I would also lift if I wasn't going for trap looks
>>7222291
Don't listen to these other basic weebs. Unfortunately the world isn't kind enough to reward us with both so I've substituted for somewhat slim built attractive geeky hipsters.
>>7222868
I believe the weebs
>>7222291
Anime was a FUCKING mistake.
>>7222291
An ideal bf of mine looks like this, likes arthouse movies and listens to post-punk and experimental rock, specifically The Velvet Underground and Swans.
>>7222291
An ideal bf of mine looks like this, likes adventuring/climbing outside and listens to Motley Crue.
>>7222291
An ideal bf of mine looks like this, likes Kansai and Yohji Yamamoto and listens to vaporwave, Keiji Haino, and Merzbow.
>>7222762
Sure, man, sure.
my ideal boyfriend looks like this
My ideal boyfriend would look like this.
I'd tap that.
My ideal would be any of these guys.
We'd both work busy schedules, but make time to work out together.
>>7222291
He's just a tumblr fantasy honey
>>7222291
>tfw Crystal Castles is one of your favorite bands and you can enjoy certain anime but you're a skinny tall transgirl
Guess I'm in the wrong universe timeline.
>>7231644
But those are boobs anon and not boi boobs legit boobs
>>7234102
>skinny tall transgirl
You should get an ass, babe
It's boring to fuck a skelly creature
>>7234119
Both boobs and boiboobs are amazing
>>7236207
Feminine boititties are awesome
>>7236218
Those are clearly not feminine boiboobies but I would still succ furiously
So he's a massive faggot?
>>7236271
>he's a massive faggot?
Why so?
Ideal bf looks like this but doesn't know how to skate or swim so I have to teach him before he demolishes my bp
Mine is like that but a bit less muscular.
If that ass was ISIS, I would destroy it.
>>7231644
If you're going to say boyfriend then at least post an actual boy, you degenerate memer.
>>7236418
Why? I want a boyfriend who looks like my picture, doesn't matter if the character is a girl
>>7236425
Then you mean Boyfriend (Female)
>>7236546
No, I mean a boyfriend (male) that looks like a girl.
>>7236379
He's not so muscular
>>7222291
Mine is like him but like philosophy, history and political science.
>>7236786
You sound like a blast at parties
>>7236860
I am, or at least I try
But I like to read things too
>>7236762
Irrelevant. I never said that guy is that muscular.
>>7236653
Then you should've posted a trap! You suck at anime go away
Ideal bf desu
>>7236959
A simple trap is fine too.
But I posted that one because I liked how it looked.
And please, you are talking to an anime trap expert please show some respect.
le ideal bf resemble ceci
>>7237124
Well I'll post the brother! The actual boy!!
>>7237209
Ehhhh... That looks really unappealing. Shotas really are boring. I want traps with developed bodies.
>tfw no bf to crash capitalism with
>>7236218
>feminine
>showing clearly built man's tits filled with pure muscles and a bit of fat.
someone has a shitty understanding of human anatomy.
>>7237633
P-paris ?
>>7222291
An ideal bf of mine looks like this, likes camping, beer, and watercolours and listens to Radiohead, Arcade Fire, and Joanna Newsom. He also has a soft spot for cuddling and enjoys being my gym bro.
>>7237633
>couldn't even win a war against Poland
>>7222291
>crystal castles
Shit taste pham
>>7236346
>tfw you look almost like this, but your nose is smaller and your skin is paler cause you're not a mulatto
>>7242550
Ayy bby
>>7242560
>Ayy bby
What did you mean by this? >_<
>>7242550
>not a mulatto
DROPPED
well actually maybe a one night stand is ok
>>7242550
>not a mulatto
DROPPED
well actually maybe a one night stand is ok
Actually fuck that, disgusting racists should kill themselves
>>7242550
>not a mulatto
DROPPED
well actually maybe a one night stand is ok
Actually fuck that, disgusting racists should kill themselves
Actually on this final thought I think I have a slight racist fetish going on, hmu bb.
>>7242550
>not a mulatto
DROPPED
well actually maybe a one night stand is ok
Actually fuck that, disgusting racists should kill themselves
Actually on this final thought I think I have a slight racist fetish going on, hmu bb.
Actually on a preferences on skin colour are not really racist and exoticism fetish isn't either, it's not racist
I also happen to prefer whites because I grew up around them my whole life
>>7242550
>not a mulatto
DROPPED
well actually maybe a one night stand is ok
Actually fuck that, disgusting racists should kill themselves
Actually on this final thought I think I have a slight racist fetish going on, hmu bb.
Actually on a preferences on skin colour are not really racist and exoticism fetish isn't either, it's not racist
I also happen to prefer whites because I grew up around them my whole life
I don't know what overwhelmed me minutes ago, I do not prefer whites most of them are poor anyways.
My ideal bf looks like this and is into chastity and house cleaning. Also he has three identical brothers.
>>7237165
Aww. He's cute.
I want to beat him up and force him to take my cock.
An ideal bf of mine looks like this, has watched every X-files episode at least 3 times, and doesn't believe in free will.
>>7243373
What ? It's much, much more better when you share the pleasure.
>>7243268
>I also happen to prefer whites because I grew up around them my whole life
racist detected
Sorry but lol i like whites because they are like me as if skin color makes you all the same is retarded
>>7243568
It's true though
I grew up seeing almost no Blacks and/or Arabs, which is probably why I don't find them particularly attractive, even though I'm far from racist
>>7243733
I grew with whites and barely any blacks or minorities, yet my first bf was black and didnt have an issue with it
Oh wait, retards look at skin as something that matters
>>7243742
>Oh wait, retards look at skin as something that matters
Is it racist to prefer blue eyes ? It's not racist either to prefer white and/or black skin
Not saying I'd have not a black bf, it's just that I usually don't find 'em attractive
>>7243758
Blue eyes aren't a race so of course it isn't racist LOL
Cute attempt tho
>>7243758
>i prefer blue eyes
No that is mostly retarded
>i usually dont find them attractive
cuz they are black, congrats on being a racist and in denial
You are what got Trump elected the retards of "I am not racist b....buuuuuuuuuutt" because you couldnt handle the media telling the truth in your face.
Becuase it is a lot easier to be racist and tell yourself you arent than admit it
An ideal bf of mine looks like this, works a minimum wage job and crafts wood for fun. He listens to Jandek and Dalida, likes camping, gin, teasing and late night random drives.
>>7243884
So nobody? Because you're aware that once Pence takes office, no gay will have any kind of job, right?
An ideal bf looks like this, knows every country's national anthem on the clarinet by heart, and smokes salmon in his basement just like his grandfather.
>>7243898
I'm not american. But you're right, this guy doesn't exist anyway.
>>7243884
>min wage job
>camping, gin, teasing and late night random drives
>crafts wood for fun
*giggles*
he does exist, but he isn't getting paid min wage that's for fucking sure
>>7243762
>Blue eyes aren't a race
Yes they are. "All white people are the same" is ethnically insensitive.
>>7236346
At first I thought, "He looks a lot like Lincoln Clay", then I found out he did the voice for him.
>>7243767
>cuz they are black, congrats on being a racist and in denial
So you have to find all and every black guys to not be racist ? Lel.
I do find so black guys cute, same with Asians and Arabs, but for some reason my standards are way different, and usually higher.
Ideal bf isn't morbidly obese, likes horror movies without being full trivia austismo about it, isn't overly political in either direction and isn't dependent on drugs/alcohol/gay party culture to have fun.
That's it.
My standards are low.
My ideal bf likes to cuddle and is generally calm all the time and doesn't get worked up over small things.
my ideal bf looks like a qt ^-^
>>7222291
my ideal boyfriend games and dont mind just lazying around in the couch
>>7245330
2bh i was just as surprised when I first found out because I wanted to get fucked by Clay, but was disappointed due to him being a video game character but now I'm happy as a clam that he physically exists.
>>7222291
How long do you have to workout before you start to look like this delicious piece of cake?
>>7246319
at least a year
and thats if your diet is pretty fucking calibrated desu
>>7248219
So a lean motherfucking body like that is not attainable in a year? Is working out every day necessary or can you skip days?
>>7248219
You're not a meso then. If you aren't a meso you won't have a body like that even after 10 years of working out
>tfw meso twink masteer race
>>7224312
Not that guy, but he's right. If anything, bishonen men motivated me to work out.
Judge me all you want for that but it worked for me.
>>7243352
A-Awaken..?
>>7223960
Jamie Stewart <3
>>7234074
Who are these guys?
>>7245411
fucking THIS
i feel you, anon.
i really love watching movies in general when it's with another person, no idea why but yeah it's awful when they go full trivia on that shit although it can be kinda cute when it's not too often or in an obnoxious way, and i really really hate people who are obsessed with politics and force their political ideals in conversations all the time. and the last bit is especially important because usually these party goers do nothing but party and do drugs and drink when they can and i really don't see the fun in any of that, i'd rather stay indoors and cuddle and play videogames and shit and occasionally go out to do something nice and fun together
i dont know why i typed so much
>>7248251
It's not the same for everybody. For some people that kind of body may be obtainable in a year, for others not.
It depends on several factors such as age, genetics, initial starting weight, and of course exercise + diet.
>>7246319
Lol maybe if you're manlet sized or already in good shape.
2-3 years is probably closer.
>>7242550
>smaller nose
dealbreaker
dan babiarz
>>7231644
That is my ideal for an SO and for myself.
>>7234074
That one guy on the far right is very qt 3.14. 10/10 would make out with.
>>7237633
I would crash capitalism with you. ^_^
>>7238835
MCR is love, MCR is life.
>>7250583
Why do his boobs look like they are about to rip out of his chest?
my ideal bf would look like this, listen to DJ Sprinkles and Jan Jelinek, likes that i like evangelion, likes rum and coke, collects techno records, likes to go out dancing, and has his own thing going on
and likes to tie me up from time to time
>>7222291
this isnt my ideal bf...this is ideal me
i've got the last two lmao just gotta start working out
My ideal BF is a ginger who listens to OPN and looks like he could beat the shit out of me
>>7243742
It does matter, you inferior shit.
my ideal bf is a tall hairy aggressive top that would love me and protect me socially. he can be chubby, idc.
i'm a shy slim 5'10 smartass that cooks really well. also i play vidya and read books. i'm not fem.
>>7249857
you sound like such a boring cunt. good luck.
>>7253145
And you should be a 5'8 manlet to make you body look like that
>>7254838
... This.
Not even that gay, but I'd date this man.
>>7222291
the heck? I was just browsing LGBT listening to crystal castles. I am also gay and watch anime but i'm taken and look more like a twink than the guy in your pic
>>7263277
this picture had me rock hard until i noticed the tribal tattoo
>>7268492
>i'm taken and look more like a twink than the guy in your pic
You should start working on it, bby
My ideal bf doesn't exist in this dimension ;-;
>>7243767
>Smug, aggressive liberal calling others the reason Trump got elected.
You're fucking delusional anon. If it wasn't for extremists and perverts like you we'd have our first woman president. Kys.
>>7269587
aaww shucks, maybe when i'm out of my twink phase
>>7236960
Hnng that leg.
Would sniff.
>>7224312
It's actually not that uncommon, esp if you're asian. Idk about white guys tho.
>>7222291
literally me
>>7249755
Huh?
>>7277307
You're white and have black hair?
I think I'm in lust.
https://youtu.be/75aX9mlipiY
>>7277901
His face is 4/10