/mtfg/ - trans girl general

finna die

firstfor ancaps

>>7221477
>tfw perma bed hair

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>you're in your bedroom and this guy slaps your ass
Your reaction?

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You MUST reply to this post if you know a trip has or has had a crush on you before AND YOU MUST SAY WHO

>>7221488
>expand
>it's not Henry Cavill
disappointing ngl

I would scream at his non-Cavill ass and throw him the fuck out

>>7221490
everyone knows who's crushed on me tho ://

>>7221490
tfw left out

>>7221485
Same.

>>7221491
Why are trannies all after poor Henry?

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xth for tfw ugly fat and unwanted

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>>7221482
class soon. So you'll find out if I kept my word in a few hours

>>7221490

ffs it's Lissy

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>>7221490
nobody has ever crushed on me for obvious reasons, I just wanted to post this christmas yelling.jpg for seasonal use :)

>>7221501
Is that so? ;)

>>7221490

i'm pretty sure no one in mtfg has ever had a crush on me desu

>>7221501
Thank you sheen.

>>7221490
idk who's ever crushed on me lol
>>7221493
What happened with that
>>7221503
omg ur so dumb

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The diet is working tho

>>7221503
you dated faye and theres probably dozens of others

>>7221510
That's the lowest hanging fruit right there

>>7221488

i'd immediately bend over ngl

>>7221506

it's tru

>>7221510

faye didn't have a crush on me before we met irl and there's no others!!!!!!!

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>>7221506
ive got a bit of a crush on you

>>7221509
there is no way that is you sheen uit trolling me

>>7221502
yes.

>>7221505
yw

>>7221509
please don't impersonate me...
also I would never be able to look like that in a million years

>>7221509
damn nice progress!!!!

>>7221503
ur dumb

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>>7221509
>>7221517
>>7221520
please no bully .__.

I am a bit behind on current cute trip drama. Who are the current crushes going around?

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>>7221514
it's not true.
also do u rememebr this pic
>>7221516
Me too :3
>>7221522
ur dumb

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>>7221525
well of course i'm crushing on [REDACTED]
>>7221524
:p

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>>7221499
I will give you all the headpats if you do it :)

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>>7221526
oh my was my identity found out that quickly

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>>7221522

how am i dumb!!!!!!!!!!

>>7221526

pookie that picture is still literally my wallpaper lmao

>>7221532
cause ur oblivious

>>7221506
...with which one lol

>>7221537

NO I'M NOT NO ONE HAS EVER HAD A CRUSH ON ME IN MTFG LOL

>>7221501
omg nice sheen ty :D

>>7221540
sounds like you're in denial

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>>7221531
I believe so c:
Just checked if you were still on discord ~
silly
>>7221532
LMAO
u have no idea how happy that makes me
never change
cause ur oblivious
>>7221538
hamster
>>7221540
that you know of

>tfw edie crush

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>>7221529
>:p
;~;

>>7221542
>>7221543

i ' m j u s t s a y i n g
altho i guess technically phien is my wife

>>7221443
water in the fridge
pantry only has napkins
>>7221445
napkins
>>7221506
shut the fuck up kenzie desu

>>7221548
I have a crush on u edie be my bf plz

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>>7221546
sheen does santa know if i've had impure thoughts

desu having no food just makes me wanna break down and cry
i get food in around 7 hours though so
i guess thats nice

>>7221514
after those pics you posted, you should re-asses those words

>>7221551
make me bitch
let me bring u food
;w;
i can be there in like 20 hours np

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>>7221554
He probably just has some 1984 tier surveillance everywhere.

>>7221488
D-daddy?

>>7221552

ur too young for me pooks i can only be ur daddy

>>7221557

the bending over words or the other stuff lol

>>7221560
santa watches you play at night

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>>7221558
I already did
there were tears
remember?
also
you can bring me food but
we will get food by that time
i get to eat breakfast in about 7 hours !!
i should name this file
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>>7221554
I'm pretty sure he only knows stuff that you do, not stuff that you think of doing.... yes.
his merit system is entirely based on actions alone I am pretty confident in saying so.

do most ('straight')transwomen accept that they have to take it up the arse without surgery or do they just abstain?

>>7221543
oh, yeah

i promised her I wouldn't abandon our friendship but she misses being gf, I feel kind of bad but not too bad

>>7221566
duh, and same for most lesbos

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>>7221562
srry daddy I'll do better next time
>>7221564
I remember very well ~
u need more food, get chubby pls pls pls
hope breakfast is yummy
and yah u shud rename it
>>7221569
but like why aren't you two gf's anymore
is she really in the hospital
I haven't been looking at the threads lately desu

>>7221562
the stuff about who's had a crush on you

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>>7221561

>>7221572
because I found out she was 16 mostly lol

And yes, she finally called the police which I'm very proud of her for and he's in jail now, I might visit her in the ward when I get the chance

>>7221574
God she's so handsome
So glad I'm a lesbian and can enjoy this

>>7221574
D-Daddy O_O

>>7221572
well and she disobeyed me, and I don't let bluffs be called nor participate in wishy-washy emotional blackmail

>>7221564
Were you out at 8?

>>7221563
That'd be pretty boring desu.

>>7221580
>she disobeyed me
STORY

>>7221578
basic have I mentioned I adore you

>>7221575
I can't tell if you're actually serious or not
i can't trust u anymore after the cis meme!!!!
if he really is in jail now that's great to hear, hope all is well with u quid ^^
>>7221580
disobey how
omg

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>>7221572
i dont wanna get chubby
my physique will be even worse
also, you look pretty when you're tearing up.
i suppose I WILL rename it though
>>7221581
Nope.
I just begged my parents to let me do this

>>7221581
then i'll have to put on a show

>>7221584
She posted dumb shit on mtfg, I told her it was the last straw and she couldn't anymore, next day wake up and she's posting and I'm like what you doing and she's like "disobeying" and i was like "ok bye"

then she made up a story about blackmail and said she never really liked me because her pride was hurt and she felt betrayed, and I was mildly insecure for a few days, and then she came running back or whatever when she realized how dumb she was being lol

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>>7221578
these are just the appetizers

>>7221565
>>7221560
i see
thank god i'm too much of a loser to act on impure thoughts :^)

>>7221587
but ur physique is good :(
>also, you look pretty when you're tearing up.
idk how to respond tbdesu
*hides face* Xd
>>7221589
rip

>>7221586
lmao it ain't a meme tho, that's another reason

this makes me so look like a chaser but I just can't connect with cis people, they're too alien to me on an intimate level

and see >>7221589

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>>7221587
Never cross-dressed as a kid, not tru-trans I guess.

>>7221588
Ew.

>>7221591
Lies.

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>>7221561
>>7221572

good girls

>>7221573

no one has ever had a crush on me from here as far as i have ever known and that's ok!!!!!
everyone knows i love and lust after men too so it's not surprising

>>7221590

hnng

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>>7221594
PURITY

>>7221593
so she's legit a 16 year old cis girl who was living with an abusive bf?

;(
>>7221595
edie stop ppl have crushes on u

>>7221592
well i mean
its ok
but if i get fat thats no good..
I did tell it in person, and you were shy as fuck about it.
I'm just teasing cuz i dont think i can play video games ;;
>>7221594
Eh, i guess iunno

>>7221597
Yuuup

She's gonna have to go back to foster care too if she ever gets out of the ward cause her parents are in big shit for letting this happen I'm pretty sure

>>7221597

no they don't and that's ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7221598
why can't you play vidya!
fat isn't good yeah, chubby is cute doe
I'm always shy
>>7221600
that's p fucked up
why was she posting here in the first place
like a tranny thread :o
>>7221602
I literally know people who do
omfg

>>7221595
Trust me, you'll have a couple of admirers.

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>>7221591
I am pretty sure its literally impossible for a hamster to be a loser.

>>7221604
Because she has a somewhat long face so she can pass for a really lucky tranny, which feeds her ego because she's not just a decently cute cis girl but a trans girl who's incredibly lucky and somehow got those results at 22 and makes everyone jealous of her

and chasers buy more steam games than normal dudes do for plain old cis girls lol

sociopaths, mang

>>7221608
omg that's crazy
thnx for tellin me quid
:3 love ya

>>7221604

no u don't aND THAT IS....O...K......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7221605

i mean i don't do badly i guess when it comes to datin or w/e but the girls here don't like me like that, we are just frands

>>7221611
npnp! <3

>>7221607
BOYS DON'T LIKE ME THOUGH
I HAVE NO OUTLET FOR IMPURE THOUGHTS

>>7221595
O-ooohh 0.0

>>7221590
Omg

>>7221585
Awhhhhh quiddu ^~^

>>7221612
fair enough, sorry, didnt mean to be invasive

AGH I WANT TO BE SOMEONE'S PET HAMSTER GIRL

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>>7221604
yeah you are always shy
its adorable
specially the mommy issue stuff c:
i can't play video games cuz my emotions are TILTED cuz HUNGRY

>>7221612
YES I DO AND THAT IS OK !!!!!!!!!!!

>>7221616
leave turnips in cute boys lockers and when they look around all like "wtf" do the eyebrow up and down thing

>>7221621
bucky boo

>>7221623
ok ok but this may only work on turnip fetishists, not sure i can maintain a relationship with someone like that

>>7221624
bucky buck

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who /finds guys cute/ here???

>>7221628
most probably

>>7221628
sometimes

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>>7221628
of course my dear kit

>>7221628
Not at all I swear

>>7221621
what city do you live in?
surely there has to be one place that delivers something

>>7221641
its 3:24 am.

>>7221642
and there has to be something that delivers at 3:24 am

>>7221642
sucks to suck, we'd deliver

well, if it was Friday or Saturday

nvm I guess

>>7221623
>leave turnips in cute boys lockers and when they look around all like "wtf" do the eyebrow up and down thing
this, but condoms instead of turnips

>>7221643
there actually isn't
>>7221645
quid pls

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>>7221636
MODS FJKSDJFLKDS

>>7221645
<3

>>7221642
>living in a """""city""""" that doesn't deliver food at 3:24am
i bet it has less than 5 million people too

>>7221647
:3

>>7221649
<3

>>7221618
<3 best lesbian

>>7221650
its not a city
its suburbs my guy

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>>7221626
trust me, I am experienced with exactly zero relationships or sexual experience.
I think I know what I am talking about.

>>7221646
w-wow thats lewd anon

>>7221653
Thanks quid!!!

>>7221636
Omg

>>7221653
How are you hamster trainer?

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>>7221656

>>7221662
whew

What do you do when you kinda sorta have a crush on two people?

>>7221659
Decent, depression seems to have legitimately lifted without the help of mania for the first time maybe in my entire life, I'm not "lazy" anymore and I don't have to force myself through my responsibilities

Just finished a bunch of detail kitchen cleaning and now I'm getting the basement into ship shape, food storage is spic and span but the office is kiiiiiind of a huge mess of a disaster >=>

>>7221656
np I always want to recognize dedicated and accomplished sapphic practitioners

>>7221662
does even an hour go by without you thinking about guys at this point?

>>7221655
that can actually work in your favor, follow these rules and you're golden!
1. be as loud as possible, that will make sure he hears you.
2. get as close to his face as possible, this will help create a close bond.
3. japanese, be sure to say as much weebspeech as possible, guys love being called baka.
4. physical connection, be sure to hit him as much as possible to bring out those daddy issues.

im a terrible person

>>7221665
>What do you do when you kinda sorta have a crush on two people?
make a list of their pros and cons, then decide which one to pursue based on who is the best qualified candidate for your love.

>>7221659
Also, the hamster managed to get her access to the public parts of the ward revoked on the first day she was allowed because she accidentally made another girl cry her eyes out lol

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>>7221662

>>7221668
I'm old and disgusting though...b-baka

>>7221665
threesome

>>7221662
this is so fucking hot... in a completely pure and lesbian way of course...

>>7221674
in which case:
5. Suit up! tight leather straps that barely cover your nipples are a sure fire way to get the attention of any man.

>>7221673
why are you a lesbian now?
got sick of dick after dating a neckbeard for so long?

>>7221662
a sentiment I can agree with

>>7221662
Basic .///.

>>7221682
But he isn't a neck beard
And I just don't like the who daddy fetish

>>7221665
You give into crippling depression and start self harming.

>>7221672
How does chara accidently do something like that?

>>7221692
productive

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>>7221681
I don't think I can do #5
but I think that #2 and #4 are good tips
I just want a bf who is nice, funny and taller than me... but I'm just complete trash and don't deserve anyone so.

>>7221660
Such a beautiful woman

>>7221666
^~^

>>7221667
I sleep don't i????

>>7221673
(._. )

>>7221678
YES YOU GET IT TY QUID

>>7221687
W-what?...

>>7221696
If im known for anything its not positive productive action.

6 1/2 hours till food

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>>7221699
Hey Basic, we've heard you make many continual references to your fiancée, but we know very little about her.

Would you care to shed some light on this mysterious person?

>>7221695
She thought she was being nice and helping :P

The girl mentioned how her parents left her when she was little, and chara decided it would cheer her up to tell her it's okay because they never loved her

using the logic that if they did love her, it would be much more sad that they left, and utterly missing the finer details of socializing lmao

she was so confused poor girl

>>7221701
fair enuf
>>7221697
well i cant really give you too much advice but i hope things work out, just keep doing what you do.

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>post manly pic
>get told I look feminine/girl without makeup who looks cranky

I live early morning comedies

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>>7221697
I would probably hurt him with my giant man fists if I playfully punched him .___.
also if I tried to steal kisses from him or intentionally annoy him he would probably drop me like a brick because he could get any other woman ever.
that is if he isn't just using me for fetish sex in the first place.

thats assuming I can even get the weight off and afford a liplift

>>7221707
That's funny

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>tfw in only 12 more days i will finally feel pretty again
annnnnnnyyyyyy mommmmmmmennnnnnnnntttt nowwwwwwwwwww

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>>7221710
>Why am I a 5 foot 10 amazon??!
Wake me up!

>>7221678
quid wtf

>>7221707
I'm going to bed good night quid

>>7221713
So you feel ugly when you aren't having sex?

>>7221714
Can't wake up

>>7221709
yeah when I post pics of my manly body I either get ignored or get insulted and called a girl what gives?

pic related up here >>7221497
>>7221497
>>7221497
>>7221497


anyway who wants a friend? i like art museums and faux fur

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11648895

>>7221714
( ._.)

>>7221719
yes

>>7221706
I'd rather she stay a mystery
I'll just say that she's the most kind and beautiful person in the world

>>7221723
it's quite conflicting

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>>7221720
Got problems with your height too my friend?

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>>7221719

i'm not having sex in 12 days i'm having sex in like ...2-3 days
in 12 days i'll have pretty hair again which will make me feel pretty

emily hi

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>>7221728
Does she ever post here?

Does she walk amongst us?

>>7221712
it is lol, I couldn't help but laugh

>>7221716
>___________>

it's pure and lesbian though!!! you don't know how they identify!

>>7221717
night <3

>>7221735
Hi Lauren.

>>7221736
highly doubt it lol

she sounds like she has self-esteem

>>7221733
So you're dying it again for the millionth time

>>7221740
why wouldn't she
>>7221741
thnx dedas

>>7221741
see you at the bath house sweetie <3

>>7221490
Shakira has-
oh
had a crush on me

>>7221732
Yes my little aussie

>>7221736
Nah she doesn't

Why would a cis girl post here? That's silly

>>7221743
hi pook

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>>7221747
>>7221747
>>Why would a cis girl post here? That's silly
but you post here

>>7221748
Hi laur

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>>7221722
okay, okay, maybe museums and faux fur aren't your things

perhaps one of you will be my friend if I offer you this picture of two cute anime girls, known colloquially as 'yuri'?

>found food
:D
>its fucking candy and will make me sick
D:

>>7221761
eat the candy then vomit it up forcefully

that way it won't make you sick but mmm candy

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>>7221740

yes i miss when i looked like dis desu

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>>7221477
Bedhair eddition you say?

>tfw late to the party

>>7221750
Oh kit I have something to tell you ;~;

>>7221770
oryx didnt pass

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>>7221769
im all ears cutie

>>7221753
hi comrade sert

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good bed

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>>7221773
I'm not cis, I was born a boy

i really like all of you girls your nice people imo

>>7221770
but i havent been able to eat today
at all
>>7221764
i dont like candy much
i havent eaten is the issue

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>>7221778
oh WOW


are you sure ????

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>>7221500
You too babe <3

>>7221796
aw this pic is rly cute

>>7221788
Im pretty sure ;~;

I wish I had magical powers
I would make basic a cis girl and her female fiancee into her male fiancee and then make everyone else here into cis girls and then blink myself out of existence

>>7221807
awwww madoka-chan <3

>>7221807
Just make me a cis girl!!!!!!
Leave her alone she's perfect!!!!!!

>>7221810
I dont want you to break her heart when you lose to dick

>>7221815
I'm not going to lose to dick why does everyone think this (._. )

>>7221754
Okay, I guess Yuri wont win me any friends here either... ;-;

I've been craving hugs for a few days now. I think hrt is messing with me. Its gotten to the point where i keep my jacket on when im inside because its soft and kinda feels like a hug.

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>>7221818
you are totally going to lose to dick

>>7221824
Im not
(._. )

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>>7221821

IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054

http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054

http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054

http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054

http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054

IMPORTANT DESU

>>7221823
me2

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>>7221827
yuh huh

>>7221798
I know right? Serious lesbian feelss~

>>7221824
>>7221827
>>7221829
You are, hell after that gif I think -I- might loose to dick ._.

hi

http://www.strawpoll.me/11649070

>>7221831
>>7221833
Don't bully me ;~;

>>7221840
KIT OMG BLUE BOARD

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>>7221839
*bullies* >:3

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>>7221530
Back from class in my room
I've never been more afraid of anything in my life

This is it isn't it. The end of any normality or social respect I had.

All because I'm fucking weak

>>7221844
OMG ANON STOP

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>>7221842
opps

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>>7221845
you aren't weak
its incredible strength you are showing right now.
what is weak is being told you should behave a certain way and following it, you're your own person Amy and you don't have to be afraid anymore.

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>>7221855
>answerphone
>mfw

>>7221862
thats kit?!
I don't believe it
she looks cis

>>7221851
LEWD

>>7221862
Fucking kill me now
Put me in the ground
Bury me in a suit because I'm a gigantic man

>>7221863
yup do you think she's popular for no reason?

>tfw not one of the cool trannies

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>>7221862
not me at all

>>7221864
im sry im lewd and gross now

its who i am !!

>>7221868
>Tfw not even a tranny just a confused man

>>7221509
I too have Osgood–Schlatter disease

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>>7221871
Awh you're not gross kit!!!!!!

Lewd is natural

>>7221868
Thats what you get for being a dirty bordigist.

Im afraid its time to embrace ML and bask in the former glories of the ussr.

>>7221861
Still think u should just try selfmedding for a while to see how it feels if you feel its such an enormous leap to get someone else involved
you can also just stop whenever you want if you get cold feet for some reason

>>7221551
Why do you put napkins in your panties? Are you that lewd?

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>>7221872
t. every tranny ever
don't even start basic! or I will get Henry Cavill to come to your house and make love to you and you wont enjoy that at all!

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>>7221879
DELETE THIS

>tfw no daddy bf to tie me up and put his thumb in my mouth while fucking me and make me get on my knees and worship his cock and hold me after and call me a good girl and make me feel safe in his arms and tell me he loves me and that I'm beautiful

>>7221877
I'll phone again when it's not lunch hour at 15:00

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>>7221875
:c

>>7221883
You cant really get Henry cavill to come over can you?........
Not for Lewd, it's just I'm such a huge fan of his work.....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8HFjWbSkI

>>7221883
Excuse me it's Henrietta Cavill now

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hey

>>7221886
WTF

>>7221895
Hey

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>tfw tried cutting toe nails but massively fucked one up.

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>>7221887
is that when they said they would be back from lunch?

>>7221905
No it's just I have a lecture at 14:00 and I'm all nervous now

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>>7221903
are you sure you arent tomoko irl?

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>>7221911
Well I'm not a tiny, cute anime girl sadly ;__;

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>>7221907
you can do it!

>>7221899
>WTF
What?

How do you explain ffs to normal cis people when they cringe?
I told my sister's boyfriend about ffs I'm getting soon and he lost his mind for a few minutes.'
Stupid bigots.

>>7221924
how about Im ugly and masculine looking and dont wanna be

>>7221924
"male features on my face that I am upset with, I get removed or altered through surgery"

>>7221913
Isn't that what she thinks as well? I haven't watched it but I assumed that was the case.

>>7221928
Well I'm not tiny that's for sure.

>>7221892
he looks like a muslim

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who else /super dom/ here?

>>7221936
ME

I'm a big dominant masculine manly male too

>>7221936
ew stop dont you like boys? u into pegging then?

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>>7221924
>they
Tell them it's like the spongebob episode, where he turns weak chined squidward into God like Stallone... only it's the opposite, it turns a god chin into a weak chin.

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>>7221938
im into anything cutie

so watch out or i'll dominate you !!

>>7221937
same

>tfw no gf who meets you outside and you walk around the city and then you go to the park and talk while the suns setting and then while you're walking back you find a nice rest and eat there and laugh at each other's jokes and tgen you walk home and huddle together for warmth and the you put on music and you both lie down and cuddle and you start kissing and then she starts to take your shirt of while kissing your neck and then she starts kissing and biting your boobs and you start moaning and she laughs and gets on top of you and then really lewd stuff happens and you fall asleep naked hold eachother and you wake up seeing each others face and you hold her tight and tell her how much you love her and you both exchange soft little kisses and you make breakfast for her while she gets dressed and you talk about what you're going to do today while eating

>tfw no anon gf to post huge run on sentences about me

>>7221943
same except bf

>>7221942
wtf is wrong with you today kit? u in heat?

>>7221943
kill urself hon

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>>7221949
*ahem* im trying to be lewd anon ok ??

am i cute

>>7221955
Do you have boobs?

>>7221942
Kit are you into bf stuff?

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>>7221958
im into anything from kissing to holding hands and everything inbetween

>>7221953
ok then
*pushes kit against the wall and does bad things to her*

>>7221957
yes

>>7221961
Would you let a boy touch ur butt?

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>>7221961
would you like it if a boy did this to you?

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>>7221968
yeh

my butte is for touching

>>7221965
omg anon !! im supposed to be the dom

>>7221970
yes ofc im super lewd now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SwWpENRGY

Wake up Spartan...

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>talking to this guy on okcupid about video games
>discussing overwatch and FF15 etc
>tells me he'd love to be my friend or casually date if i'm open to it
>seems like he wants to emphasize the casual dating thing
>mfw

i feel like guys are so used to dating women who are all clingy and all over them and want to move fast and meanwhile i'm like
i don't even know if you'll be worth anything other than sex yet and chances are i'd kick you out of my apartment immediately after and ignore most of your texts like i do w/ the others
am i supposed to be all clingy and want a boyfriend really bad or something? is that normal?? is there something wrong with me???

>>7221971
i want to lick your pussyflaps off before the srs is fully healed

>>7221966
pls show

>>7221973
Yes, the typical mtf has to be submissive and clingy

>>7221972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdFxjPO7D68

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Phew

I'm so glad I'm pure and immune to all this Lewd disease going around

>>7221977
>tfw no one to cling to submisively

>>7221973
Nah, not really. You're past the age when clingy is endearing. No one wants to deal with the clock-is-ticking kind of girl who's thinking about marriage even before the first date. So, nothing wrong with you.

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Good night.

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>>7221974
anon do you know i havn't had srs right??? i still have a gt...

>>7221990
good night em

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>>7221977

but men are boring as fuck half the time and i'm perfectly happy being alone lol
and they all play some kind of game or don't know how to articulate themselves properly etc like relationships make literally everything harder

i miss my ex help

>>7221977
Good thing I don't care about being typical. I can be clingy in some way, but it doesn't involve jealousy, just never giving up on someone unless clearly asked to.

>>7221998
I miss my ignorance

>>7221990
Νight aussie

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>>7221981
i will corrupt you basic

>>7221998
it's not fair she was so perfect i loved her so much we had so much in common and we could relate to each other and she was so cute ;_;

>>7222002
sertii why am i in love with you wtf

>>7221995
I dont know I didnt have a bf or a close guy friend for 13 years. ;~;

>>7222000
I'm sadly a real stereotype. Doesn't make things easy.

i just want to be in a pure and loving transbian relationship

im sad

>>7222006
.///. are you who i think you are

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>>7222003
OMG KIT WHAT?!?!?!?!

NO!!!!!

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>>7222009

well u weren't missing much lol
most men are not worthwhile outside of sexual intercourse. and most of them aren't even that good at that.

>>7222019
>sertii can tell its me <3
who do you think i am >/////<

>>7222023
D-do you have a sad name?

>>7222025
what do you mean by sad name

i wanna hurt pookie and make her happy

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also apologies i may be in a bad mood because i did my E shot earlier and it's the first time i've been on estrogen in like 3 weeks lol

tofu

>>7222021
Oh wow that's mean. Poor guys :(

>>7222027
You're confusing me >///<

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So?

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>>7222020
its too late basic you're a lewd now


ITS DONE

>>7222035
sertii i think you think its someone else ;~;

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>>7222038

>Are you a boy or a girl?
no

>>7222028
i did that a bit ago
it was fun

>>7222045
isla how to i become one of the cool trannies that all meet up and cuddle

>>7222044
I like that drawing

>>7222041
>.< Probably.