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Current background.
>>7219682
>tfw spent over $500 today on new clothes for winter
so much freakin flannel
on a scale of 1 to drunk how much you drank tonight?
>>7219687
r-raifu?
>>7219687
i miss flannel, how is she doing?
>>7219689
whoa an anne
>>7219688
>~
That looks like a penis, I'm taking it as a yes. I'm on my way.
>>7219692
i drank just enough to be drunk and feel merry.
also, im on cypro, so i shouldn't drink right?
>>7219696
nah, spiro is the ones that dehydrates you.
post music ur listening to rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7VwNDbfAhI
:3c
>>7219700
Edie you're my wife now ok
Hello.
>tfw a cis male trapped in the body of a transwoman
Helloooooo =)
>>7219715
same
>>7219715
>tfw a skelleton trapped in a body
Trump just said his views on gay marriage were irrelevant because it's a done deal and is the law.
>>7219700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQjUFp74PKI
>>7219700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXMN_VJkoho
>>7219682
Left half is lock screen, right side is unlocked.
>>7219727
I don't really care, I'm not gay.
>>7219708
wait why
>>7219713
Yeah same.
>>7219728
the hard on the liver thing is just an excuse american doctors use to not prescribe it.
>>7219722
youll have to come out eventually you know
>>7219689
1 i only had an glass
>>7219743
I'll have to wait until the rest goes away, I hate having to wait for my best years.
also i really want to start smoking cigarettes again but this is a really bad idea right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rpz6-5s_0
>>7219749
you're gonna start to stink and then i wont want anything to do with you
>>7219749
>but this is a really bad idea right
yup
>>7219682
>post cell phone background
Ok
>>7219700
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TGB8meDWQeQ
>>7219682
am i going to have to quit smoking when i start the hormones?
>>7219770
that one is really cute
>>7219738
>>7219708
no. you're my husband Edie.
>>7219774
yup.
>>7219781
oh, is vaping ok or will i have to go cold turkey?
>>7219682
I'm boring and still have the default
>>7219788
not skinnier than me so whats the point
>>7219788
you're fat? pic? cocaine is better for losing weight.
>>7219787
Cold turkey. Good luck.
>>7219788
oh, going to start cutting down now
I-I just have the default background on my phone
>>7219749
Terrible idea. Go buy some and do it anyway and post pics.
>>7219774
You will need to at least tell your endo that you did, nicotine with HRT increases your risk of blood clots a lot so they often won't give them to you. It can also impede your feminisation, but there's other trips here who smoke and look great so ymmv
>>7219771
Don't you teehee me you need that mouth to destroy your sexy lungs.
>>7219791
>steam app
For what purpose
>>7219787
Nicotine is the main problem, unfortunately. Sorry. I quit a couple months ago cold turkey, it's easier once you realize how much you're helping your transition, I mean it makes voice easier, it makes hrt work way better, and there's the whole blood clot thing
>>7219793
u never know
>>7219794
maybe i should just do coke and be done with it desu
>>7219800
i already used to do it lots ;_; i smoked lucky strike unfiltered cigs for years
>>7219682
>>7219801
steam app is essential for using the market
Boy nails
>>7219806
>unfiltered
good girl
>>7219806
yeah sure keep telling urself that tho LOL
>>7219801
i use it for the authenticator
>>7219812
i used to live on these desu
>>7219813
;-;
>>7219800
I just want them to make me a girl! i dont care about smoking ill stop now if i have to but i want to be a girl!!!!!
>>7219818
You're already a girl all you have to do is change so that people can see it
>>7219808
Yes... give in...
>>7219817
Wow that's hardcore. I can't smoke anything stronger than virginia slims regularly, with a marb red every now and then for some variety.
>>7219818
Yeah, it's the same struggle for me except I love smoking. I'm both really excited and kinda dreading when I get my hormones.
>>7219817
edie ur now my bf no negotiations this is just how it is I'm otw be there shortly
>>7219819
I should have gone with the red but the blue votes won
>>7219817
Lucky strikes huh? Did you serve in 'nam?
I just want to start treatment, im scared they'll say no
>>7219827
sry bb that's how things gotta be
forcefem anon come back
>open up laptop for overwatch
>ton of deleted posts, all Drake
Lmao I didn't even report him tho
>>7219806
we can both do tons of coke, dont tell my girlfriend lol
>>7219831
BUT WHY
>>7219833
hi i'm back
>>7219836
rosamund pike in gone girl is literally my transition goal ngl
>>7219832
;_; same, nothing else has the same feel
>>7219840
no buts only ur butt bb
>>7219840
yah ik lol
>>7219835
I did. Just a passerby who saw him driving this thread into the ground.
>>7219837
you can drink it, but it tastes like shit!, try putting a lil bit in a rolling paper and swallowing it
>>7219849
? oh, i meant dnp you shouldn't drink due to hydration problems
gotta stay hidrated
How do I start using the women's bathroom? I keep getting stares and comments in the men's so mb it'd about time but it's terrifying
>>7219847
tyty
>>7219829
Don't be, just go in confident and be assertive that this is what you want and need to live a fufilling life. Just don't bring up the smoking or say you quit if they ask. Honestly it's not as big of a deal as I made it out to be I think but any risk they won't give you them is to be avoided.
>>7219841
>>7219832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4pXusde8s
(>‿>)
>>7219852
same
>>7219852
i used to flip a coin to decide what bathroom to use
try that maybe?
>>7219852
Get some experience durring the off hours.
>>7219841
HOW DO U DEAL WITH IT QUID
>>7219844
w-w-w-w-what
>>7219846
>tfw faye told me i was similar to her regarding my sociopathy
oneee dayyyy, i'm gonna make it
>>7219856
same
>>7219852
don't
mike pence will execute you for it
>>7219861
just shitposting lmao
>>7219861
i mean, i dont think you are... are you? I mean we're pretty similar in that regard.....maybe we both are idk. i dont think you are though personally
>>7219806
>maybe i should just do coke and be done with it desu
>>7219836
>we can both do tons of coke, dont tell my girlfriend lol
but its bad for your teeth
>>7219864
she lives in europe
>>7219851
oh yeah, hydration would become an issue
>>7219869
o-oh ok i was scared there for a sec i was like korra r u ok
>>7219870
i'm actually a really nice girl, ppl just get the wrong idea sometimes desu
>>7219872
>teeth
what about ur nose
>>7219871
seriously though. I'm fucking terrified to used the girls bathroom. it seems like an unnecessary risk in the deep south and I'm afraid someone's husband will beat the fuck out of me
>then see this too
omg <3
>>7219856
rip
>>7219861
desu idk
i had one after trump won tho
i kept my loose tobacco aroudn cause i knew i'd want one eventually and i didn't want to buy a whole pack cause then i'd smoke the whole thing lol
>>7219856
ok, im going to cut down asap, just wondering if non-nicotine vape would be ok? since i already use that
>>7219876
>what about ur nose
just make sure you dont get bubbles in it :)
>>7219876
ita really funny to say odd stuff to keep u off center :3
>>7219876
>i'm actually a really nice girl, ppl just get the wrong idea sometimes desu
thats not true, ur evil
j/k i dont know why people give you such a hard time though.
>>7219861
>two girls that pretend to be the it girl to please everyone while making plots during their relationships rather then just enjoying people's company
I don't think you have to change all that much
>>7219874
yes stay hideratted
>>7219886
>jaye
shitposting on femgen again?
>>7219880
oh yeah that's totally fine
it's just the nicotine that's the issue mostly, and then the smoke hurts some stuff but if it's 0 nic vaping there's no issue besides normal cis ppl issues w/the PG and whatever that they're still figuring out
>>7219879
Huggu quiddu
>>7219887
luckily i besically need to drink every 5-10 minutes
>>7219879
i had a few on my date like 3 weeks back cause i was hella drunk but those are the only times i ever smoke c:
why cause of trump?
>>7219884
;_; WELL IF U SAY SO
>>7219885
cause they get the wrong idea!!! i'm rly a very nice girl. kind of like a nun. a tranny nun. a trannun.
>>7219886
thx sergeant that means a lot
>>7219896
:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0neckDFmJU
>tfw getting lost in music...
speaking of, ima go make sum coffee at 3am :3
#EDIEgrabbedmydick
>>7219902
>quid will never plot against you
>>7219900
cause fml trump
though also cause it was the first time i'd seen my dad in a while and he was acting erratic as fuck even before any results and he's clearly gone downhill mentally even more and i basically decided i couldn't come out to him and was crying a bunch
but then it turned out he had some really shitty days beforehand so i guess
his anger issues are clearly even worse than they were when he was living with me though
>>7219900
*so i guess i can
>>7219909
does your dad have dysphoria or something?
>tfw women post on facebook with the intention of triggering you
if only i were a cisgirl.
then he might be my bf
>>7219909
:((( i'm sorry quiddy bb. that really sucks.
>>7219907
i can totes plot against you bb
i'd rather plot with you though
>>7219915
hahaha
no
he had a concussion when I was like 5 and never got it checked into and he always had some anger issues but it started getting worse and worse progressively after that
valentine's day 2004 was one of the worst days of my life for literally no reason he was so horrible but it's not his fault i guess
>>7219904
Are you okay?
LMAO ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUST SHOWED ME THIS AND NOW I'M GOING TO KMS
>>7219922
>i can totes plot against you bb
o-oh gosh
>i'd rather plot with you though
I'm not jewish though
where all my faorite ppl ag
>>7219916
Those bitches
>>7219915
on the other hand he never hit me or anything cause his dad physically abused him hardcore and he swore he'd never do that, but he'd break shit in front of me and whatever to intimidate me
>>7219921
it's ok i just have to get it over with i guess, kara made me promise to come out to him before thanksgiving
i wanna smoke weed with him sometime cause he was a major hippie back in the day and even smoked with Bob Marley at one point, i think we'd connect a lot better if we were blazing it, he barely smokes weed now but one time he said he might want to check out this "vaping" thing sometime...
>>7219897
thank! you need to stay hidrate!
>>7219927
here
>>7219924
Lol bad photoshop anti smoking psas just make me laugh.
>>7219928
you mean like the time you got your cis girlfriend to record lines so you would make sheen sad?
>>7219924
l m f a o
>>7219928
nah, shoulders and chin are my issue, I'm okay with the breasts genes gave me.
>>7219682
My cellphone background is just a blank screen. I'm an exciting person
>>7219935
https://clyp.it/ihhuy2ei
how to get bf
>>7219929
that's actually kind of legit lmao
have you ever brought it up to him? i smoked weed with my grandma and we bonded real well
>>7219934
>>7219937
literally lmao
>>7219935
i always forget about this. she's done a lot of really shitty things desu lool
>>7219946
very carefully
Shitlibs be like
>"I HAD THE CORRECT OPINIONS AND NOW IM SCARED!"
>>7219840
forcefem me
as a joke
>>7219923
yes... I just have unusual eclectic music tastes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIMC8cD8SyU
>>7219931
I really need to want to go far as decided to use even go want to do look more hydrated! coffee tyme!
>>7219952
wrow
>>7219953
r u rdy sissy
>>7219949
i forget how it got brought up but he wasn't like just saying it out of nowhere, he was explicitly saying he might be interested in trying my vape out
i think part of why he doesn't smoke anymore might just be for the sake of not inhaling smoke, and maybe to do with cigarettes cause he was way addicted to those for like 40 years before he quit
>>7219946
be cute
if you're already cute, be cuter
>>7219952
i mean, it's not like we don't still have the correct opinions lol, we're just fucked now is all
rip
>>7219953
Forcefem me in a consensual non-sexual way
>cell phone backgrounds
Ok
i hope this paper notice from medicaid helps me @ the clinic.
i hope my doctor increases my dosage.
i'll have to submit my bloodwork tomorrow.
i have an appointment coming up the following week
>>7219965
prolly! i love my vape tho it's so nice, and more controllable than edibles, i don't think he's interested in a 5 hour high when he hasn't smoked in like a year lol
that'd be fun af though
>>7219970
u should use this one
>>7219970
Elanna, hey =D
>>7219965
wow rude.
post bigger then
>>7219970
>Icons' red not the same red as the clock
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7219979
i actually know the girl in that pic loool.
what about this
>>7219979
that's not how you're supposed to kiss
>>7219979
O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
i guess maybe i should try to get a trannyfriend.
that might be my most viable dating option
>>7219984
who
can we frot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gNV5l_seY
hey what yall listenin to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TShlMkQnc
>tfw you have more conspiracies around you then Hillary
>can't even post voice
>fake breasts
>intersex
I don't get why people are so mean to men here
>>7219993(triple)
im pretty good, still ill and my head is killing me, but im good
>>7220005
but it hurts
>>7219964
No, you have a fucked up brain and fucked up morals. Cultural Marxism will mean the end of Western society. And it wouldn't even surprise me anymore if you think that's a good thing.
>>7219682
I miss when I had this mindset...
I wish I still had the mental strength
>>7220005
okay send it to me, i am curious
>>7220008
open up your anus more
>>7219997
http://gelbooru.com//images/73/d4/73d464e7feb74ffdf5dc533a09b257a7.png?584423
>>7220017
but that's gay
and it hurts
>>7219998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3ut6S7Hf68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_o7aSjl_E
>>7220008
you need more lube sweetie
does anyone here think it's a good idea for me to get a trans bf/gf?
i don't know if i'm in a position to care if they're a guy or a girls
>>7219945
https://clyp.it/gzgbtjt1
https://clyp.it/5hytujd5
https://clyp.it/0nbxgtnd
https://clyp.it/cwesch32
https://clyp.it/waya1ex5
https://clyp.it/ruq3ohqt
https://clyp.it/gvho4n0r
https://clyp.it/mitr2z4l
>>7220020
love hurts sometimes.
>>7219970
>everything between nov 1 and dec 26 is Christmas edition
>>7220013
Amy don't be silly
did you order some girlclothes and panties and a cheap bra to get used to the clasp?
>>7220024
>not in the position to care?
you should do what makes you happy
>>7220025
Soooo creepy
>>7220029
this is why I could never hate you Faye
>>7220034
whos dick did you put in your butt? isla?
>>7220028
Yeah, but quite often, it's definitely the kind of hurt you need. There's hope in that hurt.
>>7220035
yeah imagine a 34 year old tranny who insists is a man gets his girlfriend to record a bunch of phrases and posts it on a croation crocheting internet forum for a bunch of trannies
or were you trying to use the bully technique of
>dont you know how ridiculous you look right now
>>7220018
http://gelbooru.com//images/5d/62/5d6250eda66c6e2a27fa1643c0f1a0ce.jpeg?3066266
>>7220039
I DID
it hurt plz edie
I'm not a good sissy
>>7220041
UwU
Christmas is cumming
>>7220032
No because wearing them at this stage is ridiculous
>>7220034
then you'll just have to get used to it, because there's more where that came from >:D
>>7220025
https://clyp.it/dobtnzbh
>>7220011
what on earth are you talking about lmao
who said i was a fan of marxism
i'm just a fan of sane policy
>not loving big dicks
what are you, gay?
>>7219691
not great
went to hospital again
dunno if I'm getting better
>>7220013
So is your repression over?
>>7220050
at least get an oversized girl cut hoody and wear jeans and a tshirt
>>7220058
oh god, that looks really good, and I am gay.
>>7220059
what happened? something surgery level or just cold level?
>>7220066
not that kind of hospital
>>7220060
I have to book gender therapy in the morning...
All I know is whenever i try to repress I end up wanting to cry an hour later and it fails. I'm burnt out.
>>7220058
Oh fuck..
>>7220063
who the fuck do you think you're winking @?
your feminine wiles won't bear fruit here, missy
>>7220069
fuck, that's horrible. is it okay to share it here?
I was sure that after your borther you would stay forever away from those.
>>7220058
hope my bf doesnt see this
>>7220058
*gulps*
*inhales deeply*
fucc
wtf do you even do at a club anyway?
>>7220058
hell yeh
>>7220082
stand around awkwardly and sip your drink
>>7220058
holy fuck
>>7220082
Rub your butteh into boys crotchs
>>7220061
when I lose this muscle I will...
>>7220046
she apologised ages ago
just drop it
>>7220049
e-elanna please that is lewd talk and not befitting of christmas!
>>7220082
act distracted until it's done
>>7220082
>dance
>chat
>drugs
>drink
What else?
>>7220082
Mostly enjoy the free drinks.
>>7220049
will you wear a hot santa costume and blow guys as a gift?
>>7220093
if he told me that shit i'd bite all his hair off and kick him out after
>>7220093
>>7220093
(i have to use lesbian images to maintain plausible deniability)
>>7220096
drink is drug
>>7220093
Put it there
water sports sound so hot in theory but the pee just doesn't stop comming, it really outlasts the fun of it.
>>7220082
You dance and get trashed on liquor and drugs
>>7220100
I-I'll ask my roomie
>>7220092
But Christmas is about the birth of a dude who wipes away sin
>>7220093
oh god please stop my boyfriend is right next to me!
>>7220093
good god....
must keep no-fap november going.
i'm almost half-way there
>>7220093
this is not ok
i don't have access to cock
>>7220093
Jesus fuck Edie stop I can only salivate for so long
I posted these in another thread, but I was wondering if you girls could read them. I need someone trans to talk to right now. My girlfriend told me I should come post these feelings here where people can commiserate. I'm sorry for being such a burden. Here are the posts.
>>7220040
>>7220099
Can I please have some sympathy posting or someone to tell me that it's going to be okay and that we all go through this? I just feel so alone in these feelings.
>>7220112
virtual cucking!
>>7220093
ok but srsly what is that like 7.5'?
>>7220093
p-precum soaked penis...
...
y-you shouldn't be posting this on a blue board
>>7220097
lol
never paid for drinks when I was young.
>>7220113
oh shit lol
easiest challenge in the world, i'm doing that shit by accident
>>7220076
I'd rather not
>>7220118
Oi, Tomoko is mine.
>>7220127
>>7220057
"what on earth" I am talking about is that such degenerative nature which you are advocating for and enabling by electing Hillary is the very definition of cultural Marxism.
By and large you and your kind are pretty much scum for advocating for societal decline by enabling and legitimising your own mental illness i.e. latest oh-so-tolerant development for so-called "gay rights" with fag marriage.
>>7220119
I just feel like, deep down in the back of my mind, I know that I'm going to die of suicide. Not now, not soon, but in the future. Maybe once my fiancee dies? I couldn't live without her. I have this awful feeling that suicide is in my future and it scares the crap out of me.
>>7220127
please stop it.
it's making me grind.
it may have been more than a month already, but i want to finish this month too
>>7220125
Well, I've found out I still don't, now that I'm full-time. Even have to turn down some since my medication doesn't mix that well with alcohol.
>>7220127
i guess I should do something about my hardon.
ill be back in a min ;)
>>7220119
well, it's all pretty common stuff. I gues writing it all must have helped you a little but it's truly too much to give particularly detailed answers.
The part about being a mother is a pretty big issue, I'm sure adopting can cover more than you imagine but it's hard to miss out on the proper process.
I'd recommend just comming around and sharing what's first on your mind when it happens, and we can chat of whatever is more prominent in your head at the time. Otherwise it's just too much reading for the place and the time.
>>7220135
Legitimising lgbt rights is not destructive, and is pretty much a non issue imo. You should be more concerned about Islamic immigration, outsourcing of jobs etc
>posting dicks
>>7220127
>/////<
>>7220135
lmao
no, trump is just literally the worst candidate in modern history, that's about the only reason i voted for hillary
chill girl, chill
>>7220130
Hey I used to post tomoko I have a bunch of tomoko reaction images
You can have her though
>>7220127
Fuck do I have to masturbate right NOW?!
almost time to eat a whole pizza
>>7220135
It's easy to spot an idiot because they really like the term cultural marxism. Remind me what's wrong with anything you would consider social marxism?
i am happy to know how many straight girls there are in these threads desu
>>7220129
but what pushed you to that route? was it your choice?
I'm really sorry...
>>7220156
yummy
what kinda pizza are you getting?
>>7220135
cultural marxism doesn't mean a thing.
>>7220158
Because you hate gay people you prejudiced fuck??????
>>7220149
>Legitimising lgbt rights is not destructive, and is pretty much a non issue
Says what?
A faggot?
You can't make this shit up.
>>7220158
And even more happy to know you made those that aren't puke in their mouth a little, amirite? :^)
>>7220158
I think it tends to be most of them, transbians are just too vocal but their solo threads sucked.
hi
>>7220127
Wew.
>>7220159
it was a choice made by other people
I could have gone against it but I didn't bother
it's in the past now, and the second time at least was for the best
>>7220146
I am seeing a regular therapist. It sort of helps. I know this hole in my heart will never be filled by anything. I can't shake the feeling that my death will not be by natural causes, even though I'm currently not suicidal or anything.
>>7220147
My dreams can never come true. All I can hope for is to be a good wife for her, to show her the love she deserves. That's the only realistic dream I have left in my life.
>>7220173
please don't post pictures of me here
>>7220156
>tfw no pizza
Maybe I'll order one later
>>7220140
what is making you grind?
Tfw a boy calls you pretty and he sees you as a girl and you're getting mickydees together rn
>>7220173
where did u find this pic of me
delet this
>>7220168
Can't make what shit up? Get your addled brain around long enough to speak coherently.
>>7220158
hey i'm not straight!!!
im a lesbian by practice but pictures are harmless fun................
>>7220182
OH FUCK
>>7220182
fuck
>>7220182
Guys.
I think I'm aap.
Like.
Woa.
>>7220158
>straight girls
Oh I'm laffin
I had such a strong crush on Donna when I was young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7weusloU8Xc
>>7220137
I'd talk to a therapist.
>>7220142
I'll never have those looks again.
>>7220162
>are you getting?
oven frozen pizza senpai, newman's I think, delivery does not exist here, It's just has some pepperoni on it and it's thin so eating the entire thing is only 840 cals, last one I ate was nice
>>7220170
I don't know how much it costs
>>7220180
I want to be warm, it's must be a bit above 30 degrees in here
>>7220150
happy now?
>>7220158
i think its more bi? idk....I wasn't always gay you know....
>>7220177
i have the same feeling that i'll eventually die by suicde too, but as long as youre aware of it and monitoring when you start to feel suicidal you'll be fine I'd think,
but yes, that hole can only be filled by religion/spirituality, or just you making peace with it.
>>7220183
CUTE
>>7220150
Yeah, dicks are gross.
>>7220186
but guys have cocks
>>7220191
wait what
you dont want to be the girl?
>tfw my pilot guy with a thick 8" dick and my guy friend with a huge dick keep wanting to see me
gtg have sex so i can try not to be lewd nonstop anymore ok i will tty girls l8er
>>7220194
That sounds pretty warm to me. Where do you live?
>>7220154
Can you share a few?
>>7220199
well, they seem to work on me
>>7220199
>>7220193
Neither will I. Youth just doesn't come back. I guess I'm lucky to look as good as I do given my age... But I know even that won't last long. Surgery may extend it a bit.
>>7220202
invite me pls
>>7220157
I have laid out my reasonings already; cultural Marxism ALWAYS leads to societal decline due to feminisation of society (see fall of Roman empire where enabling sodomy was a great factor in doing this). As I said, you and your kind are scum for actually advocating and enabling this. Remember, history always repeats itself for those who don't remember you immoral faggot.
>>7220208
Tfw I'll never look like that
I want to die
>>7220119
Did you bank sperm before you started HRT? If not, you may still be able to get your fiance pregnant but it'l be unlikely since you've been on so long. You can always adopt, have her impregnated by a guy or get a sperm donation. Take comfort in the fact that at least most of what you said you wanted in that second post is still possible for you, nothing is stopping you from raising your child, getting excited about the pregnancy test, or even breastfeeding them. Hell, if you want to you can even try to simulate a pregnancy using weights and stuff to feel like you're going through the process with your fiance, even if it obviously won't be the real thing.
>>7220182
>>7220203
>That sounds pretty warm to me
Fahrenheit senpai, and that is the temp inside ;_;
north east of USA
>>7220205
You have them all desu
>>7220082
I usually feel really awkward and make up an excuse to go home. Then I pour a Kahlua and milk, get cozy, read, and go to bed.
>>7220154
>this image
:x
>>7220164
Of course it wouldn't for such immoral faggots such as yourself. As I said, it hardly surprises me anymore that you are happy with advocating for and enabling societal decline.
>>7220211
only agp transbians are lesbian
>>7220220
Damn, thought I could've gotten a few rare Mokos.
>>7220216
Stop posting me and my girlfriend
>>7220230
what am i then
>>7220224
>Kahlua and milk
god I NEED some kahlua rn
>tfw you will never be an innocent 12 year old watching avatar the last Airbender at your grans house ever again
>>7220217
Oh whoops, my bad
>>7220234
Devil's aborted daughter
>>7220158
Did you ever doubt the straightness of the thread? For real?
>>7220232
Yeah sorry I'm a moko pleb
why did edie stop posting pictures of her massive bearcock
>>7220237
iktf senpai
if I don't get a heater I'm going to risk frostbite when real winter hits in a couple months
>>7220221
glad I could help out.
>>7220248
Edie has a weird xxy penis with the urethra in the bottom
>>7220233
when are you getting a boyfriend?
>>7220248
edie should post more benis desu.
so i can know what they look like and not because i like them or anyything
>>7220201
Idk. Im comfy IRL with a Lady body.
I like domming tho.
I'm the bf in my relationship.
Man of the house...
Lol
My chest is cuddle central.
And I like girls with big buttes
>>7220248
No one cares
has anyone else noticed that the agp hons like lalalilly, cfh, sass and squeak are exclusively transbian?
Post your ai hugbox results pls
>>7220214
I did not sperm bank because the thought of being a father disgusts me, and putting my problem in her would feel so awful for both of us. I don't want to get her pregnant. She would hate it since women in her family have awful pregnancies. Simulating a pregnancy with weights and stuff sounds like the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, but I'm pathetic, so who am I kidding. We'll probably end up adopting, although I terrified that I will be unable to love a child that is not biologically related to me in any way.
>>7220196
That's probably why I've converted to Christianity recently. I know it's a loosey-goosey version without church doctrines, and it's a bit hokey since I don't believe in most of the Bible (just in a personal connection with God, and all that Jesus stuff).
>>7220193
I have a therapist. Once a week, every week. Except next week and the week after, because she has a funeral and then I have Thanksgiving with my mom.
>>7220250
That would probably be a good idea. And lots of blankets
>>7220269
I can't remember if it was xyy or what, she posted here when she found out and we had a nice discussion about weird places to have your urethra.
>>7220264
Wha
What about me?
:
I'm aap tho
>>7220269
could you honestly say no to this?
>>7220264
I'm a transbean and this offends me
>>7220278
I'll be you bf, pleb
>>7220276
My seam is all werid and jagged & pronounced.
Idk.
Pretty sure I'm cishetmale tho
>>7220284
but angie, you're a girl...
>>7220273
If it helps at all, my sister in law doesn't seem to love too much one of their childs. As in, saying outloud with the little 2 y/o girl present that she doesn't feel she can connect.
Blood doesn't make you a good mother.
>>7220281
you couldnt eat pussy if you tried
you will always be a straight girl so get used to it!
Is anyone here a transsexual
>>7220275
blankets start failing once it hits the negatives, wish I had someone to hug desu
>>7220290
ew, no way bro. why would i wanna be a chick, bro????
i have an erection again
>>7220285
does it look like this?
http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/birthdefects/images/hypospadias-lg.jpg
(drawings, but still banable I guess)
>>7220273
i'm actually a christian too, although i still haven't found a comfortable church home. The pastor of the place i like to go/listen to voted for trump; so i think i'm done with that church.
>>7220290
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7220286
Why not I be both?
>>7220289
Yeah who am I kidding, I don't even want to look at vaginas much less eat them
>>7220290
Wow no that's really gay
>>7220295
I'll be downstairs after my shower to help you with that
>>7220268
haha yeah what a hugbox
>>7220296
Lol.
No
Cishetmale here
This low key matte nude lip gloss is the shit
>>7220256
My teeth clenched
>>7220301
I love that pasta.
I want to hear it in Elanna's voice, didn't she record it once?
>>7220268
it knows what i want to hear
The Taliban are the heroes of all transsexuals.
>>7220316
>My teeth clenched
I'll keep the storm if i can keep you
I'll live in the rain if you will too
>>7220320
Or
Women.
Or
GirlTrannus
>>7220322
Boy voice or girl voice?
I can record it again, I lost the link
>>7220326
Hillary?
>>7220313
now i'm sad AAAHHh h hhhh why did i take pictures
>>7220301
“You should have acted. They are already here. The Y Chromosome told of their return. Their defeat was merely delay, until the time after the womb opened, when the sons of testes would spill their own seed. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even exist. And when the truth finally dawned, it dawned in estrogen. But… there is one they fear in their tongue, he ishydroxy-dimethyl- dodecahydrocyclopentaphenanthrenone
, Testosterone”
>in the line up for driver's license
>need to get my sex changed on the card
>not sure if i'm passing
>notice people are looking at me
>one guy keeps looking at me
>oh fuck i got clocked
>he glances over every 10 seconds and smirks
>fucking bastard is making fun of me
>have a mini panic attack
>try to hide it
>go up to the helper's window
>get ma'am by a cute boy
>oh fuck i need to expose myself to him now
>once he realizes what i'm doing he smiles
>tells me i look good
>um ok
>asks me how long i've been trans
>is this legal?
>i get a lil buttmad and embarrassed
>as i'm signing for stuff he asks for my number
>oh
>give it to him
>i'm leaving the place now
>the boy who was looking at me in the line up is outside
>asks me if he has seen me before
>i don't know ask yourself?
>asks me to go for coffee sometime
>okay i guess
????????????????????????????????????
wtf
>>7220341
I look andro
>>7220212
>I have laid out my reasonings already
Evidently not.
>societal decline
Define. So far you've told me that cultural marxism is bad because it causes badness and then made a vague illusion to it having a feminizing property which causes countries to stop existing. I don't know the history of rome so you'd have to be ever so slightly more concise to say anything convincing. (inb4 a reply saying that it isn't your job to teach me history, I'm only asking for thoroughness to a degree where I could understand what you're talking about by doing my own research.)
>history always repeats itself
Empty 'wise man' saying that people often accept as true because of its repetition. History repeats itself besides all the times when it doesn't.
>cultural Marxism ALWAYS leads to societal decline
I could say that it would be a decline of our society to legalize same sex marriage now since my amazing human sense of empathy tells me that I wouldn't want the government barring my access to engage in a significant cultural rite because my partner happens to be of the same sex, unless there was a really good reason for exclusion. Empathy is the basis of morality, so the only really convincing thing you could argue here is that my empathy should be more with some other group that the action would be affecting.
basically 2/10 argument
maybe try to be actually convincing next time
hi guys (or girls ?idk) how old do u have to be to post here
i think I may be experiencing gender dsyphoria
>>7220333
well yeah
femboys are just ew no
metro dudes can be hot
girls are best <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZTzOa0TkS8
>>7220264
I like some guys... Cock is interesting, but nothing compared to a nice soft loving woman.
>>7220269
I've always disliked stubble.
>>7220255
>>7220296
It's one of the IS possibilities.
>>7220285
It varies. Some had the urethra reconstructed to go to the tip of the penis.
>>7220350
welcome to being a girl who look decent.
>>7220300
I just pray every morning and every night. I usually start with the Lord's prayer, then go on to pray for salvation for all the sinners of the world, naming off myself and all of my friends and family. And also Emily who trips here and the city of Melbourne where she lives, because we once had a conversation here and I promised to pray for her. I pray for the people who hate me now for the awful things I did before I got my life together and transitioned, too. I pray for anyone who might want to hurt any of the above, or myself. Then I pray for guidance and safety, but above all salvation, for all of the above. I don't believe the Bible is 100% infallible, and I kind of just pick and choose from it. I don't feel comfortable in churches, because most of them don't preach doctrines I find a bit iffy and I'm really introverted. I'm guilty of Pelagianism, if you're a Catholic and believe in heresies and all that. That is, I believe Adam died of natural causes and that original sin just means that we as people are bound to lie and hurt each other in some way every single day, and that with Jesus dying for these little sins that accumulate we can all go to Heaven. Even the souls of the most wicked will be cleansed by the purifying fire of God's Love, his Grace. I really liked reading The Kingdom of God is Within You by Tolstoy, even though I disagree on some points (in that violence is acceptable in self defense, for one) and the transcendentalists are good reading too even though they're Unitarians and I'm a Trinitarian. I guess technically speaking, I'm a Universalist, but since I'm Trinitarian and don't agree with the Unitarian Universalists, the best way to describe my beliefs would be Trinitarian Universalism with that Congregationalist influence in that 'I believe God has a connection to all of us and guides us in our actions throughout the day, although we still may sin of our own volition from time to time, but that's okay, because He still loves us.
>>7220345
three weeks amy and the war against your dysphoria begins :3
>>7220350
cutie
Dang, well, this thread got lewd.
I feel like the one person that can end the war
between the straight and transbian
girls of /mtfg/ is Harry Styles.
Like can we all agree that if this sexy British
androgynous perpetual femboy showed up
at your doorstep you'd at least let him cuddle
you, regardless of your preference. :3
I don't know, I just love Harry, he's so cute!! >.<
also, why does he always look like a transgirl
stuck in boymode? ;o
...I don't know senpai, hmmmm...
>>7220357
If you're under 18 the mods will ban you. Don't ask don't tell. If you think you're having dysphoria ask your parents to take you to a doctor and talk to him/her about it or just talk to them about it.
>>7220119
*fiance
The change was recent, so I made a typo. Whoops. She will forgive me, though.
>>7220268
it doesn't seem all that sure to me
>>7220268
>run my picture
>female: 98%
this is the most ridiculous hugboxing I've experienced in my life
>>7220369
god no, you have horrible taste
>>7220364
hmm
i'm not catholic but i can understand all of that.
>>7220322
i have it saved. elanna's guy voice imptession
https://clyp.it/vqnryibz
Mfw a trans girl send me her srs pic
Fucking beef curtains
>>7220300
>christian
>browses 4chan
>mtf
Congratulations, you're another uneducated halfwit who claims to be a Christian despite having no knowledge of actual doctrine uwu
no offense tho :3
why do i let my mind wander into the delusion that i'll look like a woman lol
>>7220366
Why do I love that comic so much
>>7220387
I love Elanna.
Wish we had a version in girl voice, tho.
>>7220395
>I love Elanna.
same
>>7220383
Triple H (at least I think that's who that is) would
fuck you sideways all night long and make you
feel like a dirty whore, but come morning he'd
leave and you'd never see him again.
Harry would give that slow good fucking ( :3 ) and
then take you out to brunch the next day, go out
to town with you while holding you by your waist,
and all around make you feel like a princess!! ^-^
So no, my taste, is, dare I say, quite superb!!! ;D
>>7220354
Damn. So much wrong in one post, but I'm starting to realise it's far too much effort for me to even attempt to bring some sense in to so much of a truly lost soul over an internet image board.
>>7220268
.... I'm actually going to kill myself bc I'm retarded af
Can someone help and pls post the actual link to the analyse demo?
is it ok to want to die
No srs for me
This terrifies me
https://unsee.
cc/puzadine/
>>7220406
http://www.faceplusplus.com/demo-detect/
upload your pic then mouse over the square over your face for the results
>>7220402
Real life Triple H is a terribly relaxed and cool dude, the other performers love him and he has tons of stories of times he had to save the other guy and find a way to make him win.
He's the personification of all my daddy issues, I want to feel that huge body, have him fuck me harder than ever, and then make him breakfast and listen to all his anecdotes before letting him go pretend be mean to people all night long.
>>7220407
Yeah. Acting upon that is a bad idea, though. You're bound to hurt some people for life. There's always someone who cares.
>>7220408
T A I L A N D
A
I
L
A
N
D
>>7220395
unfortunately, i don't have elanna's girl voice (never heard it).
mine is the only other version i have around.
i can't sound much like a burly dude, best i can do is beta-male.
here's my version, honesty can't remember if i was trying to do a boyvoice or a girlvoice
https://clyp.it/3krmo0sc
>>7220389
>doctrine
God loves all of us equally, and we are all welcome in Heaven thanks to His sacrifice. If you know your church history, you'll see that most Catholic (and all Protestant doctrine since it is a response either to Catholic or other Protestant doctrine) is made up and has limited scriptural association. Those two are following the teachings of Jesus as best they can as they were before Paul corrupted them and the Church placed its own rules and restrictions on things to advance their political position. The Kingdom of Heaven is inside you, anon, and we're all welcome there.
>>7220268
>Upload image I put through makeup app
99.7% female
>Upload original image
97.8% male
I guess there's hope?
>>7220411
Request timeout.
>>7220268
Hmmm
Clearly defective
>>7220268
I'm not Asian but 19...
It's accurate
>>7220432
Try uploading it to imgur first, one of my pictures still didn't want to work but the rest did when I put in the imgur link instead.
>>7220429
Because you're the best!
You are funny, have your life more or less together (or at least have the wheel in your hands), you're hot and you're nice.
How could anyone not love Elanna? It should be a religion... okay, no, but it think 4chan love is a decent level.
>>7220268
I like how this thing says I look 20. Nice bot.
: )
>>7220404
literally no argument then gives up
pathetic
>smile and get 99% female
>don't smile and get 99% male
-___________-
How far in to HRT should i up my dosage? I'm 5 days in atm. should I get bloods done first?
>>7220452
the message is quite obvious
I forgot to post this, it seems like a good deal to get a 45 min makeover just for buying a gift card you can use
>>7220453
2-3 months
>>7220429
Elanna a cute and best
>>7220425
>we're all welcome in heaven
girl please
i know where i'm going
>>7220457
>you can upload a photo
>>7220459
ty famalampai
What is a therapist even going to be able to tell me about myself that I dont already know / cant figure out on my own? They are only working on what I decide to tell them and if I accidentally leave something out or misrepresent myself I will get nothing out of it.
Feels like I'm just getting someones opinion on me which I can get literally anywhere else anyway
>>7220457
are they good are makeovers?
I love looking at cosplay compilations.
Despite not being overweight a lot of them are very plain and maybe even manfaced. But they're wearing pretty clothing and that's nice.
>>7220453
get bloodwork done every 2 or 3 months.
consult your doctor.
if you're self-medding, might be between 3 & 6 months
wow...
100% certainty huh.
>>7220461
Yeah, and I hope I see you there. Hopefully in Heaven we can be cisgender together.
>>7220452
Not smiling gives results closer to my actual age.
>>7220472
It's also sure you're at minimum 29 years old.
Computers are really hit or miss with this stuff.
>>7220472
i think in 1 of my other photos, it was 50.5% sure i was male
>>7220452
Same here
>>7220472
Damn :/
>>7220382
this is the garbage that face++ thinks is 98% female btw so you know this website is broken:
unsee
.cc/penutiba/
I look nothing like a girl kek
it must believe long hair = girl
>>7220474
you shouldn't depend on others to feel right with yourself, I can't help with that.
it's not hugboxing, it's just what I see in the virtual persona you have. you're free to not agree with all of them.
>>7220467
They're not disgustingly bad, and they'll use a ton of quality makeup to try and sell you on what to buy
>>7220475
i doubt it considering both testaments literally say that being gay is a sin
i was hardcore 'by-the-book' christian for a year
it didn't work for me
>>7220472
iktf :)
>>7220465
therapy always felt like a formality for getting prescription drugs
>>7220465
You should see a therapist if there are things you want to talk about and kind of sort through and get out in a private situation with an expert whose job is literally not to tell anyone.
If there's nothing in particular you want to talk about, there's no need to go see one.
Were you going to go because of gender dysphoria? Depression? Something fucked up that happened?
i changed my grindr profile to say im a boy and not a tranny and now im getting less messages :(
>>7220465
I'm hoping I get a magical get out clause.
>"no Spartan suprisingly you are not trans but it is in fact a coincidental mental illness that tricks you into thinking you're trans furthermo
>mfw
Reality.
>"you are a tranny, take your skittles"
>>7220497
change it back u slut
This is funny on so many levels...
>>7220363
i'm not decent doe lgbt clocks me every time
>>7220367
not me prob you are instead
>>7220485
I see 98% grill in that pic.
>>7220455
to get a lip lift so my upper lip isn't william h macy tier?
>>7220457
I wish kayla wasn't scared to go into stores I think she would look really pretty if she got her makeup done by someone who knows what they are doing and it would give her a bunch of confidence
>>7220500
well, it depends. usually psychs will try to convince you that you aren't a tranny. that's the thing people complain about with gatekeeping.
>>7220487
Idk, I have like zero clue about anything I have going on for me, and generally none of the positive things people say to me about me stick. That's really just a personal failing on my part.
I'm glad that I at least project the persona of someone that has their life in better shape than it feels.
Why does faceplusplus think I'm Asian does that mean I'm yellow-skinned? x_x
>>7220508
You've certainly got more optimism about it than I do
I mean desu I'm quite fine being an ugly passing girl, I just don't believe that I've got a shot at that
>>7220513
I'm assuming they aren't very gatekeepy since they allow self referral
>>7220509
no, smile more you dingus!
>>7220513
i'd go look for local trans ooutreach centers or allies.
they gave me a brochure w/ all their recommended local resources.
i ended up getting skittles after my 2nd appointment
>>7220492
In that case, I hope the best for you and wish you luck. Although, I believe that you will go to Heaven and I hope you find happiness, either here or there.
Okay I'm really confused about this
In Australia, McDonald's is called... Macca's?
>>7219682
current background
>>7220532
It's both in Aus
>>7220535
Edgy
>>7220535
I thought you were leaving?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r21Qza6vadU
Ok so I decided to do a bad pic and it still gendered me female
The fuck is this hugbox shit!?
>>7220506
You look good
>>7220492
I did it for 6 years. Most of that was as an adult. Believe me, it didn't get better. It made me hate everything and everyone. I was always miserable and had no self-esteem. Then again, I was in one of those "The kingdom of god is returning to heaven in 2012.... no 2013" kind of light cults that used scripture to "prove" no other church on Earth was the one true Church. And in retrospect that was about 20-50% of every sermon.
I want to still believe in a god, but it's been years and I'm still too bitter and can poke too many holes in most of the Christian stuff because of my brainwash training.
>>7220537
Why do you call McDonald's, Macca's?
It doesn't make any sense?
>>7220548
you're nekkid
>>7220548
>Prominent cheekbones
>Smol jaw
>Smol nose
And
>Cfh confirmed that it's actually pretty legit
Come on
>>7220555
I personally don't
It's just an Australian thing that some people do
>>7220527
oh
okay
>>7220532
maccas is a colloquialism
its still mcdonalds
>>7220555
its too hot for more than two syllables per word
hence servo, bottlo, maccas
>>7220555
macca is the english name of the currency in shin megami tensei iv
>>7220567
you look feminine as shit
i know you don't see it but you really do
>>7220564
But I have deep set eyes which makes it look like I have brow bossing despite having no brow bone :/
>>7220574
Pic related
>>7220576
Yeah no you don't. My sister has a worse browbone than you desu.
>>7220268
It's pretty easy to trick with makeup :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8kaBRfKi1c
I am the prettiest MtF there is and trust me I have been looking on /lgbt/ for a very long time now since I came out early and transitioned early. Most of the "girls" here look like drag queens and it makes me laugh how they think they are pretty lmao baka like are you serious? Because you really need to do your makeup right if you are going to transition after you are 25 which is what most of you look like here and even the ones who sorta pass I can tell its just a flattering picture
>>7220548
its because you look like a girl you butthead
Trump is pledging to only partially live in the whitehouse as he wants to stay in his own penthouse (the secret service will probably poopoo that), no presidential salary for himself and short vacations
>>7220582
OR JUST EASY TO TRICK WITH LOOKING FEMALE
t. 99% male
Stop posting images of faceplusplus
Tyvn
>>7220593
>Only partially live in the whitehouse
>Prefers Trump Tower
>The secret service are going to have to secure his tower
That's pretty funny.
I'm really not surprised by the other things.
Worst case scenario this is going to be really, really interesting.
>>7220552
I was semi-happy, I got really zealous over trying to figure out what you were supposed to do in scripture or whatever. I'd just fuck up, time and time again
But yeah, most Christians are retards who know fucking nothing.
>>7220592
Cornflakes, pls no hugbox