Gaygen /gay general/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B-b4yw1_jw

>>7170667
Is trying to get a bf through the prison pen pal system allowed?

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>>7170667
First for I can bench 200 yet am a pathetic coward

BLESS
THE
GODS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB-XXNwA874

>>7170679
most /fit/fags are literally nothing but pussies in ripped bodies
its basically like the dog world
the giant dogs are pussies and sweet as fuck
the small ones are the most intense fuckers but also the cutest

>>7170672
You just say that cause you haven't gotten the d, yet.
>>7170679
>200
lb? That isn't shit anon.
If kg, I'm mirin though.

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>>7170687
This

Manlet rage is a force to reckon with

>>7170698
2bh I should start using elliot quotes
they're iconic as fuck

>>7170687
>>7170698
>ywn be aggressively dommed by a qt manlet

>>7170698
Kid was pretty cute. And had money.
I legit have no idea how he failed as hard as he did.

>>7170708
Wasn't he in love with that one girl who was already taken?

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>>7170687
Time to drink

>that uncle is so hot. if I had an uncle that looked like that, I would surely have given him my fagjina.

>>7170720
it me

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>>7170667

who else winter bulk?

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>>7170698
Elliot was such a fucking faggot holy shit.

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should I go back on grindr and contact the cute guy

I didn't even say goodbye when I deleted my account

>>7170732
E M B A R R A S S I N G

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it's like living in a war-zone

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>>7170727
Yeah, nah, fasting for every couple of days.

>>7170708
>Stupid bitch entitled mindset

>soft features, effete mannerisms

>expected women to approach him

>severe autism

>repellant narcissism

Need I go on?

>>7170727
>>7170727
pls be my bf

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>>7170734
I prefer the closet

Fuck it

>>7170741
are you a dom top qt twink?

>>7170738

I guess you could consider me intermittent bulking. ill cram a bunch one day but then i'll barely eat anything if at all for the next two or three

>>7170708
>I legit have no idea how he failed as hard as he did.
He refused the gay call.
He died.

>>7170712
Iirc, he went off because he was rejected a lot. Like a lot a lot. Enough to drive him to murder apparently.
>>7170731
>Elliot was such a fucking faggot holy shit.
If only he was. He probably would have been pretty popular.
>>7170736
>mfw I nearly forgot

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Anyone else on a grunge kick lately?

>>7170745
>are you a dom top qt twink?
no
yes
probably not
no

;_;

>>7170739
I've known plenty of dudes like that who managed to get laid.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg

>>7170768
his channel is really one of my favorites
i love how no matter what the recipe is, when he does the final 'slice' it's always flat out raw

>>7170758

post pic, and i will decide if ur qt or not

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>>7170772
>one of my favorites
You mean, for bein terrible.

>>7170744
He could be your happily ever after, and you might spend the rest of your life wondering if he was.

Or he could rape and murder you I guess; there's chance in everything after all. Personally, I've yet to fuck a guy. Fucked several women, but I've not yet found a dude to test my possible bisexuality out on.

>>7170767
Rodgers was heterosexual.

>>7170756
I listened to that band a lot when I used to shoot IV

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>>7170821

drugs are bad m'kay

>>7170816
kek I meant straight dudes.

>>7170808
>I've not yet found a dude to test my possible bisexuality out on.
Like 2 seconds on grindr m8.

>>7170816
His greatest mistake.

>>7170831
yeah drugs as a lifestyle is pretty autistic

5+ years clean, still really like AiC though. the music videos are especially great

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>>7170857
>5+ years clean

good on you fammy

>>7170857
Love this song of theres.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzn0h5r8gYU

Reminds me of all the times I wanted to run away as a teenager.

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Would you date an /r9gay/?

Someone whon has given up on women completely and went gay so they never have to deal with womens bullshit again?

What if they were muscular hairy and hot?

>>7170878
Not unless they were some sort of underrated aesthetic god. That sort of mental distress isn't worth dealing with otherwise.

>>7170878
>Would you date an /r9gay/?
probably.
Assuming they're qt and don't mind dating the primary source of negativity on this board.

>>7170878
>that pepe
I wouldn't come within 190 pin cables of that abomination.

>>7170875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX-FGe8n3O8

i like this one a lot

where can i find a fellow depressed bf who isnt interested in doing anything but watching toons and playing vidya?

>>7170808
Nah. He just wanted to be fuck buddies.

I would rather forgo my happy ever after than come out of the closet

>>7170878
Probably not date.
Fuck then cuddle afterwards probably.

>>7170909
on any of the apps
2bh there are PLENTY of other lazy people there

>>7170909
>Go on grinder
>set filter for "Geek"

>>7170916
>>7170917
They're all interested in doing outdoors stuff and working out, though. Maybe I'm just in the wrong area.

>>7170911
>He just wanted to be fuck buddies.
That's how like 90% of my relationships have started.

>>7170917
>grinder
is the app for ordering deli meats
>grindr
is the app for ordering cake and sausages

>>7170919
use filters or make use of search within the apps
i literally do not understand how people can go on one of these apps and are like "yeah everyone's like XYZ", it's NEVER true. Yes there are a lot of people who are adventurers and want to find someone to travel the world with, but that's not all that exists on there.

just be honest w/yourself and others, of course if you're ONLY looking @ hot fit guys that majority of them are going to be active motherfuckers

>>7170919
>They're all interested in doing outdoors stuff and working out,
Deal with it if they're willing to put up with you.
Better a fit, outdoorsy bf then a chubby neck-beard.

>>7170919
>>7170937

>tfw no home gym so i can be a shut in and have a neet bf

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>>7170922
I just can't.
Being gay isn't wholesome as hetero relationships.

>>7170942
why not? home gyms dont even require much space these days

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>>7170909
>sums me up in a single sentence

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I am the messenger of Mordor.

>>7170949
>Being gay isn't wholesome as hetero relationships.
Have you had one?
They're pretty nice.
>>7170952
Pretty much just need a bench and a rack.

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>>7170909
Do you mind if it's a femboy? So that I know if I can apply for the position or not.

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>>7170971
I've had nothing
FUCK THIS ILL GO BACK AND FIND HIM

>>7170988
>implying he would ever want to give a second chance to a deranged phoneposter

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>>7170999
Yeah you're right

>>7171007
Thanks

>>7170873
thanks man

in hind sight it was actually relatively easy, since I was only addicted to stimulants I managed to quit cold turkey. most my old friends who did opioids/opiates ended up either addicted to benzos or dead because they tried to get clean through various drug clinics

also Super thankful I was wise enough to avoid used needles because all those guys have at least hep C while my blood is pure
>>7170875
Yeah that's the best track of the album.

I always liked them bones for the music video, crazy camera work there. scorpions are also one species that kill their own kind because of competition, I always thought that relates well to the human condition

>>7170952

my apartment is on the second story, and i dont think it's safe to be doing anything other than bitch weight up here

>>7171018

ah yes, good ol' clinics. the real criminals

>>7170999
>Cutting people down on the internet for fun.
Pretty scummy.
>>7171007
Don't listen to that guy. You won't know till you try.

Also post pics. You sound like a qt.

>>7171038
>ah yes, good ol' clinics. the real criminals
Well said my friend. Unless you were being sarcastic in which case shut up

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>>7171013
Im a bad person

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>>7171070

Not sarcastic in the slightest.

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More pics of this guy pls.

>>7171046
>being this desperate

>>7171113
>not wanting pics of qts
What are you a faggot?

I might be a little desperate though. I only fapped once it morning.
When I get off work I'm going to make some dosh fucking a qt on camera though. It's going to be boss.

>>7171112
>missed that he was wearing a jock the first time
Nice.
I hope gunfag comes back and posts butt.

>>7171128
ok

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>>7171046
I remade my account and added him back made an excuse about iphone being out of memory so I didn't look

Might end up coming over tonight

I feel so relieved I didn't cut him off

Help, I only know like 4 ways to start a text conversation.

I'm starting to repeat myself now. Help pls

>>7171189
Omg I'm going to meet him

>>7171106
Yeah

Who has ever heard of a druggie quitting with the supposed "help" of a drug clinic or a rehab centre? Such cases are so few and far away they might as well not even exist

>>7171216

I have this same issue

>>7171189
>>7171264
Congrats. Make sure to come back and tell us how great it was.

>ask someone I think is super cute if they think i'm their type
>looks are one thing, and you got that

there's hope

>there needs to be a connection

this may be a struggle though, I feel no one ever connects with me

>>7171216
>Hey
What else do you need?

>>7171350
>hey
I ain't responding to this. Put in effort or fuck off.

>>7171216
ay bby u want sum fuk

>>7171216
ayo girl lemme clap them cheeks

>>7171382
>Hey it's either me or nobody

>>7171342
I will

>>7171382
If the want the d, they'll respond.

If they don't want it bad enough to message first, or respond to "hey" they aren't worth my time.

>>7171267

There's no money in someone actually getting clean

>>7171418
>If they don't want it bad enough to message first, or respond to "hey" they aren't worth my time.

this

>>7171216
IIIIIIIII'M givin' front steer!
In the rear, dear!
Step aside clear a space for the butt smear!

Your ass is all that!
Now here's a cheek smack!
Spread those flaps and get ready for contact!
That shit is funky,
Undiscovered country.
I'll do my patriotic duty in the rump, see?
Well, do you miss me?
I'm talkin' to you, he!
What I'm offering is a complimentary habitary
Let's open the trap door
There's so much to explore!
I feel the need to intercede on the bottom floor.
Well, can you see me?
I'm right behind thee!
Giving you a free lesson in,
PROCTOLOGY!
Well I fuck ass, man.
So don't be crass, man.
Let's just skip the formalities and BUTT SLAM!

My little horse might think it queer.
To fuck you in that sweet ass rear.
Between those cheeks my aim is clear.
So invade that lower HEMISPHERE.
With lace akimbo
We make rear window
Like Alfred Hitchcock
Process the BUTT LOCK!

>>7171480
Are these scissor sisters lyrics?

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>tfw bf will be here to fuck my ass raw in half an hour
what do until then? im already all cleaned up

>>7171514

Nah its an interlude from a jazz album.
https://jonbenjaminjazzdaredevil.bandcamp.com/track/amys-song-the-bum-steer

>>7171519

Why can't you just, yknow, wait?

>>7171526
well thats what im doing of course, i just wonder what /gg/ would suggest to help pass the time

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Had a smoked salmon sandwich for dinner, really good

How was your day?

>>7171534

Did you know that avatarfagging is a bannable offence?

>>7171519
>>7171532
Make sure that no matter where he fucks you, it's prepared for fucking.
Yes that does include the kitchen table.

>>7171546
If you really gave a shit you would just have reported me

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There's a qt boy at work but he's straight and constantly talks absolute bollocks

Such a shame

Why is it so hard to find cute gay guys that aren't either queens or grumpy fuckers

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Theres an anarchist riot happening in Trafalgar square right now, its about 30min away

Should I join it or nah?

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>>7170667
>tfw no femmy lisping bf to take shooting...

I want to chat with catposter everyday and say nice things to him.

I wonder if he likea hairy muscle boys...

can we go one single gg without a bunch of mentally ill posts

>>7171672
Is femmy required? I'm not but that gun looks fun

>>7170934
>>7170937
I don't want a fit guy. Chubby neckbeards are actually my type, but they're nonexistent on all the apps I try.

>>7171668
Don't go

The best case scenario, they're just getting peacefully drunk and stoned and maybe throw some beer bottles at the supposedly evil police.

Worst case scenario, the police are going to break their demonstration down in full riot gear, starting with throwing tear gas canisters in the middle.
>>7171712
what do you want to talk about?

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>>7171769

>>7171769
>Chubby neckbeards
>nonexistent on all the apps I try
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i wish

>>7171712
Iirc. He's a hairy muscle boy himself and your his type.

>>7171769
Are you on bizarro grindr?

>>7171769
Hey bb. Hit me up.

>>7171775
I really want to be your friend catposter

I love positive people..
Im hot also...we live far away but i love your personality.

>>7171815
post pic

>>7171815
>catposter
>positive
He's an aggressive avatarfagging (possibly autistic) narcissist who never shuts up about how positive and nice he is while putting others down at every opportunity, it's all just an act to look good when it's convenient to him and make himself seem above anyone that disagrees with his views. You've got bad taste or you're incredibly naive.

>>7171815
I don't really have a way of contacting you

I have nothing but a professional email address which I never give out on a public imageboard

Lets see in a bit, I'll make a throwaway

>>7171751
I love flamers. They are waif material

>>7170727
>lost a shit ton of weight
>still ugly

What's the point?

>>7171815
[email protected]

>>7171837
I have no idea what you're going on about

I don't use a tripcode so as far as I know that's an impostor you're talking about

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>tfw he stops replying

>Therapist tells me i'm thin skinned

I'M NOT THIN SKINNED YOU FUCKING FUCK

>>7171933
You should have sex with her husband out of spite.

>>7171933
Why'd they say that?

>>7170667
Does /gaygen/ ever read any gay erotica stories?

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>tfw the snaps on my cruising hat broke

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Shaved my chest.

It was a mistake.

>>7172023
No it wasn't.

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Evil personised

A man with a funny hat

>>7171937
>her
That assumption.

>>7171941
>Missing the joke

>>7171975
I used to only get off to them. Idk what happened, but now i mostly get off to vids. Still sometimes read them to start though. Usually finish with vids.

>>7172084
Men do not have the emotional intelligence to be therapists.

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>>7172074

ya it was :(

>>7172101
nothing of value was lost desu

>>7172091
I didn't miss it, it's just tough to tell if people are being coy or oblivious

>>7172101
You have fuck all hair on your chest anyway mate

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>>7170427

I like dick and I'm masculine.

>>7172127

yeah but it was better than nothing. . .

>>7172101

I think you look good in both pictures. I like your nipples too.

>latino daddy and white twink both stopped replying
UGH

>>7172132
aha! we found the mentally ill one! this must be it, right?

>>7172171
>we live close, wanna play
>I've had a cold these past few days...
>doesn't even open the message just reading that from the preview

It's not like it's some sort of STD

Why does this one bearish guy at school have to be straight? I thought bears were supposed to be gay wtf

>>7172171
T O L D
Y O U

>>7172023
>>7172101
We all know you don't think that and will probably keep doing it anyway. You just wanted a reason for people to disagree and affirm your decision as well as a reason to post the ugly result.

>>7172101
is this one of those things where i have to tell the difference between the photos

>>7172203

no i definitely do think that i looked better with fuzz
sorry to ruin your whole psychoanalysis thing, but its true

>>7172203
I mean, that's a pretty good analysis of the situation.

>>7170842
I don't live in a particularly highly-populated city... in fact I don't live in a city at all. Still, I will give consideration to joining grindr to see what I can come up with. Thanks.

>>7170911
Fair enough; I've been in a fuck buddy relationship before where I wanted to make it serious, It's not fun. Well, the fucking is fun, but wanting a real relationship isn't.

I am drunk.

>>7172101
whats wrong with your nipples? they look like those weird parasite things that go into a snails eye

>>7172215
Okay? Thanks for the update?
Who asked how your chest hair was doing? Don't you have a boyfriend whose opinion you can get?

>>7172202
So many qts aren't giving me their full attention ;_;

>>7172100
Lol.

More-or-less straight dude here. How do I let my gay friend know I'm down to fuck but want to keep it private?

>>7172100
ive read a lot of dumb things in this gen, but this is up there.
>>7172253
tell him what you literally just told us.

>>7172253
Test a (fake) secret with them that doesn't involve your sexuality, but have it be something that is juicy enough to tempt someone into spreading it.

If the secret is spread, dont bother with him. If it's not after some time, then have a conversation with him letting him know you're dtf. Oh, this is all with the basic understanding that you have physical chemistry together.

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>>7171867

>implying there's a point

embrace absurdism, fammy

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>>7172178

I have autism.

>lookin for butch masculine redneck fuckboy.
what does this even mean?

>>7172269
I'll go with this. He's been all over me for like a year straight, but he's still too feminine for his own good, if this works out I'll fuck him till he can't think straight anymore. If it doesn't then fine, I've got enough sluts orbiting me as it is.

>spend 30 mins cutting shit rapidly
>am fine
>wash dishes
>cut myself
IS THIS SOME JOKE

>>7172297
hopefully he's not a gossiping cunt like most other fems and you get a new body to enjoy anon

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>>7172253
>my gay friend

gay guy's can't keep secrets.
the temptation to gossip is too strong.
especially if it is about a DL straight guy.

just explore with someone you don't know (that you meet online, for example) who doesn't know you. don't tell him you're straight or bi or closeted or anything because he might try to out you.
play safe.

>tfw been working really harr and sitting down a lot
>tfw spotty butt as a result

literally the most confidence-damaging thing, fuck

>>7172315
you were destined to be a top
i sit all the fucking time yet ive got a pretty nice butt 2bh donut steel

why are gays so shallow

>>7172332
>why are people so shallow
ftfy

>>7172332

>generalises an entire demographic with a single vague and petty quality
calls others shallow
ironic desu

>>7172337
my example:

look at this general

>>7172332
Well we can look at this a couple of ways.

1. gays follow the general trend of human beings where appearance actually does matter, even when people say dumb shit like "dont judge a book by its cover!!!! xP"
2. if its true that gays are more shallow than other demographics, it would largely stem from needing to be shallow just to survive for decades
3. still wont fuck u uggo

>>7172340
>basing your perception of an entire demographic on a 4chan thread

like, 4chan? of all places?

>>7172342
but im beautiful and shallow

>>7172343
as opposed to basing my perception off something like grindr? gay parades? the lgbt club?

>>7172351
>im beautiful
lmao

gay ppl dont just exist on /lgbt/, grindr, pride, or lgbt clubs lmaoooooooooo

>>7172351
a hookup app, an event comparable to mardi gras or st. patricks day or any day of springbreak for straight people, and a place literally designed for sexuality.

are you being intentionally dense?

>>7172360
>>7172364
okay I admit I don't know where else to look for them

where can i meet non-shallow gay people to unshallow myself

>>7172370
you probably know some and have no idea. surprisingly, when not specifically trying to attract sex, many of us live completely normal, mundane lives.

>>7172379
uhm probably not

>>7172385
that's true, im a 24/7 cockwhore, scouring truckstop bathrooms and seedy bars.

>>7172370
stop thinking of them as a cohesive group
that's a very important first step
like no one on the planet is like STRAIGHT PEOPLE MEET AT SUSHI PLACES RIGHT? So why do it to gays, why do we keep forcing ourselves into containment zones?

second fundamental understanding you need is that gay people are everywhere, not every single one is going to come out to you, and that's ok
walk into any coffee shop that's busy, guarantee 1 gay in that room
walk into any mall that's busy, guarantee plenty of gays, probably a couple with a buttplug inside themselves while shopping
literally everywhere 2bh
homophobes watch the fuck out

>>7172388
just saying i have very few close friends and I can tell they aren't secretly gay or whatever

>>7172389
yeah but what If you want to meet other gays at lets say a normal party. Do you just approach a guy you fancy and hope he doesnt get weirded out by you hitting on him?

>>7172402
>>7172364
>are you being intentionally dense?

>>7172402
You meet other gays the same way you meet other people at parties, you talk to them. Like is every gay person you know someone you're intimately interested in? if so, that sounds pretty sad 2bh

>>7172408
no

>>7172402
>Do you just approach a guy you fancy and hope he doesnt get weirded out by you hitting on him?
welcome to the fucking problem, and why im still single lmao

"he's cute, i wonder if he'll murder me if i ask him out"

>Were still friends & hes still a >nice guy...
Is using > a thing outside of 4chan?
This guy is like 50+

>>7172414
well yeah...

>>7172417
it's a writing tool, used in plays and scripts to indicate out of character speech or thought or quotes

>>7172417
he probably uses a chan 2bh
but yeah its a thing outside of chan, on some websites legitimately like thats how you make quotes on reddit im pretty sure

but if he's doing it to add emphasis, it's a chan thing that's spread

>>7172422
hopefully you'll make some actual gay friends in that case :)

>>7172443
haha yeah. How do you make those btw?

>>7172456
The same way you make any friends, communicate, relate, and expand 2bh

>>7172462
makes sense makes sense

>tfw no bf to cook for who just streams on twitch all the time

>>7171791
Yup, there's like 1 or 2 overweight person for every 20 profiles, and those guys are usually in their 50s.
>>7171811
pic pls

>>7172101

Kys feelgood

>>7170727
Bruh you went from GTFO to 10 real quick.
But seeing your former weight, guessing your personality still followed.

>that moment of clarity after you cum
If only it could last forever.

>>7172704
>10

Are you high?

What exactly is an escort, and are they legal?

I see everyone proudly display that.

>>7172853
Essentially a prostitute that doesn't call themselves a prostitute because that would be illegal. Except in nations/states where prostitution is legal, then they're just a prostitute.

>>7172807
What clarity? Besides 'this feels good' and subsequently 'I should probably go have a shower' I don't think I've ever experienced any lucidity.

>>7172667
That sounds like a stupid ambition. Get some better ones.

>>7172994
Can I hire an escort legally?

>>7173002
If you hire them with explicit purpose of having sex with them while living somewhere where prostitution is illegal what do you think.

does anyone know a good dating website for the UK? Im finally doing it enough of wallowing alone and in self-pity. Just going to put myself out there and see what happens

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>tfw completely distraught with females in society
>tried out being gay
>have the exact same fucking problems even though in the gay community I am an 8/10

Maybe it's because I come as emotional and needy or something...

>>7170789
Wish this was my husbando lel. Also eternal pizza.

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>>7171342
>>7171406

Oh my gosh

JUST WOW
He gave such good head
We snogged so much
We were both too drunk and floppy to put it in so we snuggled and fondled each other and gave each other blowies and handjobs

Then playfully bit on each other.
It was so nice to have him hold on to my muscles and stuff and said my dick was really thick and hard

Ok it's offical. I like boys

>guy that is interested in me maybe being his bf told me he is actually married and not simply in a relationship
>tells me his husband also wanted to message me before

I feel like this is some sort of elaborate prank.

Hope you guys remember remember'd the 5th of November.

Is it rude to ask someone if they're an ftm?

>>7173706

Just randomly, yes

If you're gonna fuck, no

>say hi ;)
>say hi
>get blocked

>>7171626
>There's a cute gay single boy at work.
>Sees right through me, no interest whatsoever in me.
>Talked to him during our break.
>He's enjoying the monk life right now.
>Meanwhile, I've been living the monk life for 2 years.

How do people even initiate dating anymore? Do I just ask him to go play laser tag and get something to eat?

>>7173908
hi

Where do i find a qt stocky bf i can cook and clean for

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Is ANYBODY going to buy me a pizza today?
Cute Cat pics in return.
Here he is with a bug.

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Here's him sleeping between me and the bf.

>be gay
>keep getting approached by girls
>no gay guys are ever into me
>now in a loveless relationship with a girl

Life is so unfair. I get extremely bitter whenever I see homo couples.

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>>7174541
>>now in a loveless relationship with a girl
For what device?

>>7174581
I don't want to be alone.

>>7174541
>obligatory assuming no troll disclaimer because I am in a faith in humanity mood this morning

Have you ever actually TRIED? In my experience it's much easier to get a qt gay guy to be into you than a decent girl. As long as you actually go to gay meeting spaces and are attractive enough for non-trash females to be into you I don't see how you wouldn't get yourself a ton of attention.

>>7174589
what a loser

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>Come out to a coworker friend, just so were are on the same page.
>Wish I could tell him I'm attracted to him, but don't want to be a creep.

Give me your dick Eric...

>>7172704

yes i still have the fat kid mentality

>>7174010
First establish a rapport. If you can't be mates with him you're definitely not compatible for dating. Sit next to him at company events, spend a minute to chat with him when you run into him, stuff like that.

Drop hints that you're into him here and there, don't be too obvious about it but don't hide that you find him attractive. If you manage to make a connection after all that that's the right time to ask him out. You're not guaranteed to get a yes but you will have maximised your chances and won't come off as a weirdo for it, which is what you would if you asked him out of the blue without even knowing him well.

>>7174597
Say what you will noone wants to be alone.
>>7174592
I have tried in the past but I've always been friend zoned.

>>7174608
>You will never have Eric's D
Just be friends with him anon.
but since he knows you're gay now you could just wait for his 'signal' IF he's into you

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>>7174655

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Is it fundamentally dishonest to be friends with straight men? I'm a horny guy and I love men. I would love seeing naked or sucking off like 90% of my straight friends. While I obviously wouldn't do anything without their consent and try to be respectful (not stare in the locker room etc), is our relationship essentially based on the lie that I am "just one of the guys", when let's be honest wanting to ravage them makes me obviously different?

I only realised how big a difference that made when I started having gay friends to whom I could freely express my attraction and sexuality. It felt incredibly liberating just removing all my censors and being embraced for it. Being so secretive around straight friends just makes me feel guilty now.

>>7174681
Yes. yes you're completely right.

Also straight people are inherently savage so it's best to stop being friends with them.
Or at least make sure you can defend yourself with a weapon.

>>7174681
Does this idea of ravaging stop straight men from being friends with women? Nope.

First time posting here but

>live in the ass end of nowhere
>no gays other than 50 year old dudes
>no places within 300 miles that's a decent sized city with places for gays to meet
>can't go to bars because lol not 21 and closeted anyway
>only qt I've asked to date was long distance and wasn't interested anyway
>most of the others I meet online just want dick pics and to send pictures to me not actually start anything
>just want a qt to love but there's literally none that will
>just want to due at this point

How to meet qt gay dudes for loving

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Made some 'zza for me and the bf.

>>7175144
i mean
it looks like a disaster
but bet it still tasted good

>>7175167
>>7175167
You look like a disaster.

>>7175184
You are a disaster.

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>>7175167
>>7175184
>>7175191

Catfishing is fun as fuck on grindr.

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>>7175247
>tfw I got catfished and the guy accused me of being a catfish too, because he said I look really good and probably not real
I was kinda flattered desu.

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Huh.

Turns out actually having gay sex did wonders for my self loathing and anxiety

>>7175542
What does it mean to be 'catfished'? This is the first time I've heard that term. I've actually cot a catfish though, I think. Back when I was a little kid.

>>7175581
When a ugly person impersonates an attractive person to trick another

>>7175585

are you saying you're an ugly person, anon?

>>7174800

get a job somewhere more populated? where do you live?

>>7175585
Ah, fair enough.

>>7175581
So innocent..
I wonder how does it feel like to live in a cave.
See >>7175585
Also catfished usually ends up you having their photos and fap to it, I think....

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Hey /gaygen/.
What is your reaction towards virginity?

Do you find it hotter to pop a cherry?
Do you think it's hot to be someone's first fuck?
Is being a virgin top harder than being a bottom virgin?

>>7175834
It means they probably don't have an STD, and that while they may not be the best fuck at first you can both learn together and enjoy experimentation, where as with an experienced guy who fucks like it's second nature and does it out of habit rather than enjoyment or connection it can feel a bit dull.

>tfw hooked up with a qt
>Took a buck I'd pics so I could brag on 4chin
>They're all nsfw

>>7175895
Bunch of

>>7175895
just crop them & use some images of your choice to cover parts

>>7175834
No real feelings toward it as a concept, if someone is a virgin or not idc. I can't stand this obsession towards virginity though, so if someone shows any signs of that shit, I'm running the fuck away.
N
N
N, definitely N

>>7175895
postem anyway.

>ex in one of my classes
>breakup was shitty and for complicated shitty reasons so we don't really get along
>still attracted to him
>in same major so we have lots of classes together
>wind up having to work together on a project with two other people
>professor won't let us change and I don't out him just so I can transfer groups
>he tells me after we can either be professional about or not it's up to me
>mfw he knows how to play me like a fiddle still
>agree to work together just to prove to him and myself that I can do it
>have hate fucked him no less than twice since this shit started

It keeps happening

>>7175925
Niiiice.

>no zeemaps

now how do i find qts in my local area?

>>7175932
>>>/grindr/
>>>/growlr/
>>>/jackd/
>>>/scruff/
>>>/hornet/
>>>/bumble/
>>>/tinder/
>>>/pof/
>>>/okcupid/
you lazy cunt

>>7175936

post your dick, now

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>>7175950

>>7175954

thanks bruh, i always preferred the furry ones

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>>7175909

>>7175698
I've just never used Tindr/Grindr or anything like that. I also don't bother with social media. So I guess I do live in a cave... huh. Fair point. It's pretty good, in all honesty.

>>7175834
Virginity is a damaging concept.
Lose it and you're a promiscuous whore.
Keep it and you're a freak who can't get any.
Sex is regarded as a commodity available to everyone, yet we still treat it as a prize.
Society has an almost schizoid opinion about it, and I'm sure that this was not the intended purpose of sexual liberation.

Also when you're a virgin people automatically don't take you seriously regardless of topic.
Being a virgin means you're laughing stock, ergo I keep quiet about how I can't get any.

>>7175963
Give me tht ass

>>7175963

uncensor it u nerd

>>7170727
Bulking is so fucking difficult. I'd buy a pizza but I have £3 in my bank until tomorrow. Rice and beans it is ;~;

>>7176012
people dont take u seriously bc yr an idiot sis. being a virgin has nothing 2 do with it.
clack.

>>7175963
Damn I want a butt like this. When will these stupid squats start paying off??!?

>>7176012
Omg just get fucked already. It's so easy.

>>7175931
It's not nice actually but somehow I feel like I can't avoid it. I feel like I can't stop doing it even though I hate it.

The sex is really different than when we were together. He won't look at me or open his eyes and he tries not to make noise or touch me too much. It's the exact opposite of the way things were before and even though there's no way I can expect us to go back to the way things were, it still kind of hurts. It's like he's very deliberately closing himself off from me even when he initiates it and it sucks.

>>7176048
>>7176068
>being exactly the people I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0

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>>7176022
I saw it first.
>>7176026
Not on a Christian image board.
>>7176032
Bulking is suffering. Them gains though.

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>>7175963

tfw no jockstrap

>>7176032

its not for me but ive gotten good at it. i'm also cleanbulking. diet is basically

chicken thighs or steak
brown rice and grits
romaine, tomatos, broccoli, carrots, cauliflower, potatos, green beans, spinach, etc
and maybe bacon or butter
no fruit

i clear about 4200 calories a day after that but i work in a warehouse on weekdays and train 3-6x/week

>pic related

green shit is creatine in water

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>>7176077

butt battle? butt battle

>>7176057
Just stick with it. He claims he's always had a nice ass, squats and dl just helped.

Why must everyone be so bloody positive?

>>7176073
>anime youtube reaction video
explains a lot

>>7176087
Nice.
I imagined your butt being much more hideous.

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>>7176104

i always had a nice ass, at 370, 200, and 260.

>>7176098

I will fix that....

>>7176085
>lost a ton of weight
>still ugly as fuck
>still can't find a bf

Maybe you should ask crab for a pity fuck. KEK

>>7176102
People like you legit make me miss Maki.

>>7176085
>4200 kcal per day
Wtf how??
My diet is
>porridge or yoghurt with granola for breakfast
>brown rice with chilli for lunch
>some kind of curry with brown rice for dinner
>something like a sandwich for snacks
>sometimes something cream and jam based for dessert
>fruit between meals
All of this adds up to like 2800 kcal and it's so much food. I am pained to eat it all and I'm not hungry the next day and have to force myself through breakfast. It doesn't help that I do a decent amount of cardio and so need to try and eat even more. Fuck I'm never gonna be thicc

>>7176114
thanks
i dont believe hes gone

>>7176111
Nice. I'd hit it.

>>7176112

sure thing, tyler

>>7176119
I hope he isn't.
Because I'm sure he has some very interesting information about you.

>>7176134

Who the fuck is tyler. Seriously though is it true that crab and his bf used you as a cumdump?

>>7176127

arigato fampai

>>7176142
so u like me sis? thats sweet but i literally only post one-liners and lies

>>7176158
> i literally only post one-liners and lies
it me

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>>7176146

I'm married to these weights, bruh.

>hey ;)
>hi :)
>I love uncut latin guys
>lucky for you I am latin then lol
>I'm cut though
>*blocked*

I WANNA DIE

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>>7176118
Just gotta stick with it.
It gets easier. I used to struggle to hit three, now it's hard to only do 2. Lol

>>7176160
i'm KNOWN for that tho
even people who like me think im formulaic

>>7176158
I'm sure I'll find something about you.
>i literally only post one-liners and lies
Oh that's good enough for me.
Although a picture of your face would probably come in handy.

>>7176077
Post more of you, qt.

>>7176174
my face isnt a secret
idk why you'd care tho, i barely post here anymore and most of the time its bc i saw someone else post something id post under my name and got mad

>>7176118

because i'll eat 600 calories of brown rice at a time, or 3lbs of chicken thighs at a single meal

i usually only eat two times a day though, so over 2000cal a meal

>>7176181
>my face isnt a secret
It can be humiliating.
>most of the time its bc i saw someone else post something id post under my name and got mad
Oops.

>>7176187
i dilute my brand enough by being me

>>7176196
let me just crash the market price.
and your reputation.

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so who else close grip bench and dips? my triceps are lagging pretty bad, switched to close grip recently hoping for some gains

>>7176212
id buy that for a dollar

>>7176178
Lol I'm like a foot/10.
I came to brag about my hook up not me.

>>7176218
close grip is silly I would just say do actual tricep workouts. dips are fine. close grip dips are fine. I do extensions with the cables, dumbells etc. works out very well for me. max was like, 72 lbs on cable

>>7176168
Fuuuuuck upload the uncensored version of that somewhere please?

>>7176382
Naw. Probably not.

Maybe on my porn-blog.

>>7176462
>Maybe on my porn-blog.
do it. and post more of the top

>>7176485
>post more of the top
Why would you wanna see more of a hairy fat guy?

>>7176498
cus that's what's good in life

>>7176498

degeneracy

now come on, link us this blog

>>7176335
>close grip is silly

why is that?

>>7176520
Naw. It's kinda far into fetish material for me to post here.

new thread

>>7176566

>>7176566

>>7176566

>>7175593
North Dakota. Only option is to move out of state really and that's kinda hard, expecially since surrounding states aren't much better.