Gay General - Chutzpah Edition

old thread: >>7160220

Avoid gay parties:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE9JlONzrVU

>>7163624
Holy fuck that's terrifying

how do we stop the jews?
trick question, jews are our allies

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I have a bit of an odd question. So I shave my ass. No problems, like ever. The first time I had some bumps and a little rash but ever since I've been golden and it's been years.

Fast forward: My boyfriend loves it because he likes eating out smooth asses. Here's the problem though; the prickles, I don't even notice the "whiskers" when they're regrowing. But his dick does when he's topping.

Is there anyway to "soften" the hair or something? Am I SOL? Do I really gotta start waxing? Any tips please. Thanks.

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>>7164468
unless you want to start shaving literally right before you fuck, every time, then you can either get rid of the hair some other way, or your bf can man up and deal w/ it

Decided I'm going to go to Toronto in December. Any anons with recommendations of what to do while there?

>>7164475

That's what I thought too. I used to use a combination of shaving and then magic creme which seemed to work pretty well. But it's smell is so bad and I hate doing it.

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>>7163578
>those eyes
>that silky hair
>those lips
>that beard
11/10 would let him molest me, senpai.

>>7164492
cn tower obvs
casa loma and/or royal ontario museum
take a drive down to niagara falls
visit eaton center and st lawrence market
visit as many different restaurants as you can because you can pretty much eat korean, walk for 30 seconds, eat japanese, walk another 30 seconds, eat italian, etc.
you can visit gay village if you want but its w/e

http://www.seetorontonow.com/

Who else is withher?

I think I'm catching the feels, boys. I'm assuming the brace position now. It's gonna get bumpy!

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https://pulseradio.net/articles/2016/10/this-lost-american-tourist-s-1-star-yelp-review-of-berghain-will-go-down-in-infamy

When was the last time you went for a slip n slide, gg?

>>7163624
That's like something out of a low budget horror movie. Seriously what a fucking aidsdungeon.

>>7164468
A male Brazilian seems to be the soltion. It will keep u smooth for two weeks

Nair works too

Thing I'd been looking forward to all week turned out terrible. Just goes to show you should never get excited for anything.

>>7164955
Enjoy your heartbreak.

>tfw fall in love with a guy online
> we can't be together
>felling down and suicidal months later
>every fag on grindr just wants me to hook with with them
>I just want a nice bf to relax with after work

>>7164752
Thanks m8

>Want sex but don't want to hookup or have a boyfriend.

Welp, time to find another fuck buddy to utilize until we fall for each other and have to call it off.

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>running on trail with dog
>she sees another pupper and insists on making friends
>oh no the owner is hot
>tfw sandy blond hair and dimples
>tfw qt shy smile
>tfw he likes athletic and outdoorsy shit

I got his number but I can't tell if he's straight or not

>>7165446

ask if he'd like getting athletic with your butthole

>tfw been horny all month, to the point that i will literally hook up with anything that has a resemblance of a dick
being a teenager is shit anons

>>7165446
He gave his number to a dude. He's pregnant pretty gay.

>>7165457
you need to be 18 to post here

gtfo pedobait

just saw a straight couple on grindr. "poly pansexual heteroflexible" I should say.

can these tumblr fuck breeders piss off my safe space?

>>7165605

kill all str8s desu

>>7163624
Makes me glad I don't get out much.

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>>7165454
You got to watch out for us sporty gays.

>>7165478
I asked for him to give it to me. He strikes me as naive and innocent so it's possible that he wasn't aware why I wanted it. He probably thought I just wanted to be pals and have a puppy playdate or something.

>>7165732
>have a puppy playdate
Which is exactly what you want.

>>7165732
gurl he knows exactly what puppy playdates lead to
4 way beastiality
so go for it

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>tfw starting to get bored of sex

I have had sex 2-5 times a week for the last 6 months with a few different people, and now its kinda getting to be a hassle. Like, ill wake up and think "oh man, i cant be bothered to have sex today, i wish i could just take it easy instead".

but normally when we actually get down to it I do enjoy myself a lot.

So what gives? How do I fix this? Im pretty young - still a teenager - i dont think its normal to be getting bored of sex at my age

>>7165777
Sex without an emotional connection can go stale.

>>7165786

thats probably it
but finding a boyfriend is so hard. . .

>>7165746
>>7165756
>implying I'm into pup play

I hate trying to figure out if a guy is gay or not, though. Especially when he sends kind of mixed signals. But he seems shy and sweet and genuine and I really like him.

>>7163030

Cannot predict now.

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guys please
what's wrong with me
every time i meet a guy who's nice to me i autismally misread his signals and i end up finding out he's straight

>>7164492

Visit cannery. Can a duh.

>>7165799

>not wanting to put a leash on a cute shy sweet naive boy and call him a good boy and ruffle his hair

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Is there anything worth living for when you're really ugly, really stupid and gay as fuck? Seems like the best thing I've found in life is locking myself away in my house all day and mindlessly distracting myself with menial bullshit like video games and movies, and even that sucks.

Should I just kill myself now or does a magic fairy come along at some point to fulfill all the empty promises of "it gets better"?

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>>7165824
no, what happens is you make things better by taking independent action to improve your life

however, and im sorry to be the one to tell you this, complaining about your life on an anonymous imageboard will *not* help your situation.
Shocker.

>>7165823
Why are you so forceful about projecting your fetishes onto other people? Like, you seem to think everyone MUST have the same sexual preferences as you or else they are somehow inferior. Pretty dumb if you ask me.

WHY IS NO ONE I EVER LIKE A FAGGOT

KILL. MAIM. BURN

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>>7165578
Desu, I'm 19, I'm still a teen.

>>7165824

plastic surgery

>>7165841

Because if they don't they are inferior

>>7165793
i'll be ur bf hur hur

>>7165841
>improve your life
What constitutes improving my life? From anyone else's perspective my life has "degraded", I don't talk to anyone anymore and I don't have to worry about work or school, but at the same time I feel much better now without all that stress. So what is an actual improvement? Forcing myself to feel uncomfortable all the time doing things I don't enjoy? I feel like this is as good as it will get for someone like me, anything else will just be immense pain for a less than subpar feeling of satisfaction. I can't improve this face and my brain is all messed up, and I can't seem to fix being gay either.

>complaining about your life on an anonymous imageboard will *not* help your situation.
It will offer perspective, possibly even motivation to kill myself.

GET A BOYFRIEND

>>7165889

Nope. An improvement is getting yourself to the state where you can talk to people, work hard and learn new things while enjoying the social interaction and the engagement + fufillment that comes with it.

You say that you prefer to avoid all of that stuff, but you obviously aren't happy now, are you? Clearly your """""plan""""" isn't working.

Get a fucking therapist, nerd.

>>7165895
I KEEP TRYING BUT I EVERYONE I MEET IS STRAIGHT

>>7165895

You're not the boss of me

>>7165895
GET A JOB

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWoz4TcXz1g

^gay guy crying over Trump possibly winning and saying he'll kill himself if he does

Did you vote for trump yet /gg/?

>>7165901
>you can talk to people
I can talk to people, I just tend to find they're disgusted at my face or I scare them away by being weird in ways I don't even understand.

>work hard and learn new things
Can't, messed up brain. Fucks up my motor skills so I don't really have that much control over my body and I have had trouble grasping and remembering basic concepts since I was a baby. An example is I didn't learn the order of my ABCs until I was 15, and I was several years behind in things like maths than everyone else my age.

>enjoying the social interaction and the engagement
You mean humiliation. Last time I was in school I got so stressed out I tried to kill myself several times. It wasn't planned or thought out like it is now, I was just suffering so much and I despised myself so much I felt an intense urge to die every waking moment.

>fufillment that comes with it.
Hahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>but you obviously aren't happy now, are you?
Like I said, I feel much better having separated myself from that stuff. I'm going to kill myself, but I'm not in an insane rush of pain and desperation to do it.

>get a therapist
I've been on a waiting list for 10 months

>>7165944

omg i hate hillary now

>>7165818
I went through that in high school, but not so much now. Still, I'm worried this is going to be me.

I don't think this guy is the type to totally disregard me because I like him, but I could easily see him not realizing my intentions and then being uncomfortable about it once he figured it out.

>>7165823
All of that but the leash sounds bretty good. He's so damn cute and I'm totally head over heels. I don't know what to do.

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Just a reminder that you are all great and interesting people and you are valued as human beings by everyone who knows you

: )

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>>7166017
>you are valued as human beings by everyone who knows you

>>7165979
Anything to get those swing votes.

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>>7166017

>>7166017
Kill yourself

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>>7166024
>>7166035

Great crop job and meme! Hope to see some more OC soon from you guys :)

>>7166051

Reminder that there are people out there who love and care for you and will support you through the tough times no matter what

>>7166056
Fucking kill yourself you unfunny faggot.
How sad do you even have to be to post shit like this online?

Do the world a favor and die.

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>>7166056
>there are people out there who love and care for you and will support you through the tough times no matter what

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>>7166063
All you have to do is look around you and see all the small beautiful things that fill this world to be fufilled.

But its ok for you to live your life how you want, and I will respect and support that decision because I harbor no malice towards you and wish you the best of luck in life.

Happy Halloween!

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>>7166071

You can have as many or as few friends as you desire, whatever you want. You don't *need* anything for a happy life full of beauty except for a positive state of mind - the rest are just extras.

>>7166017
>>7166056

:D

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>>7166117

Though the world may sometimes seem sad, remember that you as an individual have the personal agency to improve it through the way you treat yourself and others, and remember that beauty can shine through even the darkest of situations :-)

>>7166073

:D

Halloween isn't for 360 days, though.

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>>7166073
>>7166093
>>7166136
You really need a fuckload more of negativity in your life.

Where's your bitterness, where's your anger?

>>7166017
I'm surprised anyone is impacted by this vague shit. Same goes with "it gets better". Like really, that simple shit can change your mind on suicide? jfc

Also people who have no idea how to comfort others and only use these vague statements are a lost cause 2bh

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>>7166145

Once I realised that I am the master of my soul and that through the grace of the universe I have been granted the inestimable privilege of being able to choose my path through life, I worked hard on myself and managed to become happy and part of a caring community that I love very much and am loved by in return.

>>7166152

You won't convince me that the human race is not something to be cherished by cherrypicking a few examples. I can see the bigger picture, friend.

>>7166159

To offer specific advice would be an intrusion and unecessary. I trust all the people here, and am confident they can make the right and good decisions without my direct inteference through their good judgement and innate sense of right.

>>7166152

I cried from that webm.

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>>7166017
I doubt it

>>7166152
poor kitter :(

>>7166166
people don't have an innate sense of right b t w

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>>7166166
>I can see the bigger picture
So you see all the child rape, the murder, the disease and animal abuse, the pollution and poison of our planet that cannot be reversed? We are a disease, embrace it, understand it, do not shove your fingers in your ears and claim we are precious and "good" you ignorant faggot, that makes you just as bad as anyone who stamps a puppy to death or burns down forests.

Kill yourself you ignorant arrogant little faggot

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>>7166166
You are far too positive.

>>7166248
it lets you know it's fabricated, absolutely artificial and forced in an attempt from some autistic retard to be be "liked"

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What is gg listening to this friday evening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdj4iJD08s

>>7166265
>it's fabricated, absolutely artificial and forced
Thank goodness.
I wouldn't be able to handle so much positivity in real life.

>>7166266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlo-QkFdn3o

>>7166275
Good shit

>>7166266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUxh9SsQA-A

Just finished this and this just came on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2KgoVyloPo

I'm trying to cheer myself up a little before my boyfriend comes over. Work was sad.

>>7166300
Hmm I think I have just the video for you friend with good music taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW--uaxo7Ag

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Does it ever seem like the most appealing guys in your area are guys that come in to visit family or work? They come in, you have a really nice date with people that don't have some bs mindsets of most guys in your area, or maybe they're just hot and you have a good fuck. Then a couple days or weeks later, away they go. Same thing in reverse when I go out of town. I need to get myself in a position to move within the next 3 years. It sucks to live here.

Anyone else know these feels?

>>7166358
Can you tone down these earthy rape tones? Thank you.

>>7166358
I already have a boyfriend, sorry friend.

>>7166376
You'll find one someday.

>>7166388
>actual autism
We all do here on boards dot 4chin dot organization forward slash legbutt forward slash.

>>7166388
>hot as fuck
prove it

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>there are other optimistic guys around in these threads
who would have thought?

>>7166266

Just got done with a run, was listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os3OLXT02hg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZH1V8ljoOs

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>>7166416
>there's more than one optimistic little shit in this thread
I should have known.
Also this thread needs more negativity.

>>7166418
You're going to make it bud.

>>7166433
Gr8 second song 2bh, feels good

>>7163624
do you think the one with the ugly tattoos is dead by now

captcha: tart calle

>>7166315
Ha ha thanks! That made me smile.

Funny you should post an animal video. The whole reason that I'm bummed is because I'm a vet tech and I had to help euthanize a dog today. I've done it before, but I still get a little bummed about it. There's obviously a positive way to look at it and he was suffering a lot, but when I see the family so upset, I get sad for them sometimes. Loss is hard.

Thanks for helping to cheer me up, though! I'm watching cute animal videos now.

>>7166358
>tfw overly positive and it annoys a lot of people

>>7166478

I used to work at a vet for years and I ended up seeing a lot of dogs die or get euthanized over the years, it was sad, but I kind of got used to it after awhile at least for the ones that were old or suffering. Still I remember there was this one old cat that came in to be put down and it was in the catroom with all the other cats and for some reason I just got really sad for it, was a nice cat and felt bad for it.

>>7166510

There was also the time I had to help euthanize my own dog because me and my veterinarian were the only ones there who could do it

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>>7166452
Positivity breeds confidence. Guys like confident guys.

There's literally no reason to be negative, not even if you think it makes you look edgy and cool

>>7166527
>being negative is edgy now
Your positivity sucks and you just don't want to admit it.

>all these poz whores ITT

ew

>>7166510
>>7166520
It's not actually putting the dog down itself that makes me sad most of the time. Nine times out of ten, it's seeing the families dealing with it that bums me out. I'm one of those people who just feels empathy really strongly I guess. I always have been.

I've been told that I have a really good way with families that lose pets, but I still feel like there isn't much I can do, you know?

But wow, putting down your own dog must have been really hard! I can't imagine being strong enough to do something like that.

>>7166527
I wouldn't say that there's "no reason" to be negative. That it's sometimes not healthy, sure, but there's probably a reason even if it seems trivial to you.

I used to have really bad self-esteem when I was younger, but overall I'm a more confident person than I was when I was say, 15 or even 20. It takes a lot of time and effort for some people.

>>7166166
>>7166478
I need an overly positive bf, someone to counteract my depressive negativity

>>7166544
Actually, I think you're right. Negativity isn't edgy anymore, because everyone and their mother complain about stupid shit all the time.
>>7166613
It seems clear to me that for most people there is no real reason to be so glum. Everyone has a place to live in, food to eat, and unlimited access to whatever their interests are because of Internet.

If you are not happy in the 21st century then you have a a problem, not the rest of the world.

>>7166717
me too, I with I had a femmy lisping flamer to be a my foil. Maybe i have bad taste but they always seem really happy and fun.

i performed the coup de grace on a dying squirrel with a rock the other day

someone notice me

>>7166772
>didnt nurse the little guy back to being healthy again
the fucks your problem psycho

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>Guy won't text back because I didn't vote the candidate he voted for

>>7166613

I didn't really have much of a choice, we were already planning to put him down in the coming weeks because he had cancer that had progressed pretty rapidly, but when I got home from work one night he started having seizures and me and my mom decided it was his time. Thankfully even though work had closed down, the main vet was still there working on some things, so we drove him back to work and I helped hold him while my vet did the rest.

>>7166812
2bh i kind of live for how much political drama separates people

>>7166831

It wasn't this bad before tho

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>>7165793
You've slutted around so much, at this point it'll be impossible. It's God's way of punishing you for your transgressions, and any STDs you contracted are simply icing on the cake.

>>7166812

Voting for trump makes you unfuckable desu

>>7166837
i mean, maybe decades ago
but its definitely been this way for a while, each election things just amp the fuck up
im living for it though i love seeing how fucked up people get over different votes

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>>7163578

My God, He's Beautiful!

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>>7166844
I'd rather be unfuckable than fucked by the Crooked Crone herself. Plus, Paul Ryan is bae.

>tfw have to wait til' 2020 to vote for daddy

>super qt blue eyed redhead is being really nice to me and wants to suq madiq
>super qt furry latino flirting with me on growlr

Is life finally going to get better for me?

>>7166855
Too bad he's too much of a coward to stand to trump.

>>7166863
lmao no sis here's what is going to happen
>you lose both of them for whatever reason
voila, life is fair

>>7166812
Why did you tell him? It's none of his business.

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>>7166844
>this is what tripfags actually believe

>>7166882

It came up in conversation. I'm voting for one of the two main candidates but he's too cool and cynical to care so to him anyone who's not voting for Johnson is a puppet.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g4dLxBhR1a

>>7166897
oh man elections got people fucked up
meeting people who genuinely dont give a fuck is a rarity

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>>7166870
For the Republican Party, this election has been like some sort of fucked-up Red Wedding. Yeb! will never run for office again, El Rato crashed his favorable ratings at the GOP Convention, and Trump is now doing some laughable parody of "Der Untergang" as he approaches an election that he'll probably lose.

Paul Ryan has managed to perfectly weave the line between supporting Trump and opposing him, leaving him with an intact career and high approval ratings among Republicans (and the general population). He'll run for President in 2020 and beat the shit out of Crooked Hillary.

>tl;dr ryan is our JFK, he'll save America and then the world

>>7166855

Isn't he not a fan of Trump but gets cucked by him anyway

>>7166886

Truth makes you cry huh

>>7166863
Nope. You're going to think it is and then when you're finally committed to believing things might turn out okay the train will derail and you'll be sorting through the broken remnants of your aspirations the rest of your lifearooni.

>>7166943
>using cucked in 2016
lmao

>>7166942
>Paul Ryan

I would bottom him so hard

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>hook-up with tourist in my city
>great sex
>stay in touch
>flirt like cazy on WhatsApp, become good friends
>he's gonna come visit the city again for me in a few weeks
>mfw he only spent an hour in my presence and we didn't exactly speak during that time
>mfw he wants us to go visiting and shit
>he's gonna realize how autistic I am without a phone in my hands or his dick in my mouth
>he's gonna regret the visit within hours
>gonna dump me in the middle of the club for a bunch of other, funner gays
>he's gonna get so turned off by my autism he's gonna gradually start saying no to sex
>he's gonna write some half-hearted "I had a good time!" on WhatsApp and then never contact me ever again once he leaves

My autism is going to ruin the one real friendship I made with a gay guy and a great fwb arrangement. And all I can do is feel the time until it happens ticking by until I will experience the ultimate humiliation first-hand, fully anticipated yet completely unavoidable.

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>>7166943
Hillary supporters like you haven't either been paying much attention to the whole election or are downright evil

Which one are you?

>>7166942
Of homestate politicians I really like him an Tammy Baldwin

I can't stand Paul Walker though. He dropped out of the presidential race because he wanted shake the notion of it being a circus where everyone's running to being trumps lapdog

>>7166979
stop urself bitch

>>7166717
Haha! My boyfriend is kind of prickly and sarcastic, but he's been through some stuff. He's relaxed a lot since I first met him. I'm sure you'll find someone someday. : D

>>7166754
Well yeah, but just because it's your problem doesn't mean it still isn't a PROBLEM, you know? Bad things still happen to people that impact their outlook on life, 21st century or not.

When I was at my worst, I used to compare myself to other people and think "I have no reason to feel this way. I have a roof over my head, a family that loves me and there are people who don't have that. etc. etc." But I realized that was keeping me from really looking into why I felt that way and doing something about it. It was just more self-pity.

Honestly, I try not to judge other people based on myself. There are plenty of people out there who are going through shit and trying to get better. It's a lot of work and sometimes it takes a long time to undo all the unhealthy shit from before. So I just try to be supportive without enabling them.

>>7166826
It always makes me feel better to know that the animal isn't suffering anymore. Besides, sometimes they get to a certain point where it's almost like they aren't "there" anymore, anyway. My old dog was like that when we put her down. Our vet said it was almost as if she had been doped with morphine or was under a local, so it wasn't as if she knew what was happening. I still cried like a baby, though.

Still, wether or not you had a choice it must have been hard.

>>7166963
>tfw no Paul Ryan bf

>>7166986
I live in Texas, and I'd say El Rato is the best we've got. Although he's obnoxiously evangelical, he's honestly one of the few people in D.C. who believe in a truly limited and Constitutional government.

>>7167003
What the fuck are you even going on about? I said you're probably pretty well off just having food and shelter, and you go on a three paragraph rant about your life which I don't give a single shit about

>>7166979
>tfw no autist bf

>>7167003
cinnamon roll anon?

>>7166979
If you kept him interested by texting, there's hope you can translate this semi-wittiness irl.
Anyway, learn to lose interest when someone isn't interested. Grow a third ball if you must.

>>7166874
>>7166956

This is most likely gonna be the case yes.

This Latino though, he's legit a 10/10. I'm thinking he's going to do some sort of cruel joke on me.

>>7167082
>being this bitter

kekkle

>>7167146
You'll probably lose him.
Anyway: You're insecure, or he's insecure, or both of you are insecure. Pick your poison.

>>7167157
There was a time in my life about sixteen years ago when I would have agreed with that sentiment. I was the lowest of the low, a true undesirable. The apartment I lived in was located in the worst part of the city, the whole neighborhood was called Junkietown. Not that here lived many junkies, but because there would always be junkies around buying the meds off the drunks who actually lived here.

Now I'm not much of a drunk, I mean I drank every now and then and still do, but I did take a liking towards taking the some of the stuff I could buy from the junkies hanging around. Mostly downers, sometimes even heroine. By god, it was the craziest time I ever had. I would dream up all of these scenarios in my head and then see them play out in real time in my heroine fueled stupor.

The craziest part? You just read all this shit, none of it is real, none of it matters, and you probably feel like you just wasted a couple of minutes of your life. Think about that before writing another three paragraph response.

>>7165895
WHERE ARE THEY?

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>>7167267

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>>7167267
They're hiding in plain sight

you can find one ANYWHERE

you know sometimes you're just sitting back in your chair wondering why the fuck everybody is so damn crazy all the damn time

>>7167267
Look out your window

>>7167146
There's no reason to be afraid. If he's mean to you in anyway, simply report him as an illegal alien to ICE after Trump's elected.

>>7167340
beautiful people deserve to be in this country more than uggos like me tho

>>7167345
Nah, beautiful people have pretty much ruined the west coast we can't afford to have them fuck up everything else.

>>7167315
>Look around
>Lots of straight people (or perfectly disguised gay people)
>Every time I see a gay person:
>"HeeEEeey!"
>*Wrist flick*
>"So I was looking through Grindr, and..."
>Either that or they're crossdressing
Lies...

>>7167345
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people who have problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.

>>7167242
tl;dr
not even the other anon you're talking to lol it's just funny that you were being all positive one second and then a total cunt the next

>>7167365
You do know you can be positive without being some Ned Flanders tier caricature, right?

>>7167394
You can but what was happening in the thread earlier was just that.

>>7167406
Looking back at the whole back and forth now, I was being a cunt.

It's good to have a friend like you point it out. I'm probably just going to heckle the shit out of someone else tomorrow though

>>7167354
>They're rapists.
He could totally rape me if he wanted desu.

>>7167508
not rape at that point 2bh

>guy tells me he's looking for a 2nd boyfriend
>implying he may be interested in me
>is way out of my league

I'd be a fool not to try to go for it?

>>7167536

poly relationships are only acceptable when you're all fucking and loving each other

not when you just have to share a boyfriend with someone

absolutely disgusting

>>7167536
Depends what you want from it though. If you just want some fucking on a slightly heavier fwb platform, then go for it. If you're looking for ~le epin speshul soulmate~ relationship, don't.

>>7167561
Bitch you haven't said one sane thing this thread so far what the fuck is going on with you?

>>7167573

literally everything I say is right

>>7167576
Something is definitely up w/you. Got dumped? Someone laughed at your inconsistencies?

>>7167573
the AIDS is getting to his brain

>>7167585

how bout you come find out what's "up"

;3

>>7167601
>implying you're even worth this rebound

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>>7167614

I'm a slam dunk, honey, not a rebound.

How is having a bf like?

>>7167635
If only that was actually true tho

>>7167640
Depends, but generally the first months are amazing.

>catching up with friend
>he said he met someone way out of his league and he's perfect
>expecting a lot because friend is handsome as fuck
>ask for an image of his new man
>its basically a troll he found under a bridge, must have been

I DIDN'T KNOW BAD SELF-IMAGE COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH DISTORTION
DAMN THAT'S HOW THE UGLIEST GET QTS

>>7163578
Lol well at least he married the kid first. That was very romantic of him.

>>7163578
Inb4 another nigger who fell victim to social programming and fulfilled his duty as a child molestor.

He deserves a gold medal and retirement money. cuz he fulfilled his purpose in life.

>>7167666
>what is taste

>>7167687
there's a limit to taste though like
do people love hunchbacks with acne really

>>7167707
>hunchbacks with acne

literally me

and I guess they do

>>7167718
maybe you have a nice jawline
that's about the limit as to which I can help you

>>7167732
it's not all about the face you know...

body, expressions, mannerisms, smell, voice etc

>>7167754
so a hunchback with acne with a bad jawline that is nice and smells like vanilla?

>>7167762
well sure...

>>7164886
I am. I feel bad for Republicans given that Hill will win by a 4-point margin. Republicans gave up all of their pride just to have Trump fail to ever get into the White House desu

Americans should have internet access cut off for the entire year that their elections take place.

>>7166902

Huh

So are there any gaygen discords around? wouldn't mind a chat with fellow faggots.

>>7167888
there are like 6 of them floating around

>>7166982
>Implying an elite would pimp out her own children and not just get some homeless kids

>>7167888
>>7167892

https://discord.gg/RDxUd

Tomorrow is gonna be the day gaygen.

I'm going to stride right out of my house and find a bf

Don't doubt me.

It is my destiny.

>>7164886
>>7167801
Kill yourselves.

Heterosexuals, man what a drag.

>>7167964
wish I had an heterosexual bf

>you received a meet request for marriage
>you cannot see these details until you upgrade to pro

Are these people really gonna lock me out of meeting my potential husband???

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>chatting with cute guy I like
>still feel like he's hitting on me for a joke
>been up for ages working on shit
>texts me and asks if I'm up
>we chat and he starts his shit again
>finally ask him why he keeps messing with me like this
>I think he's mad
>mfw

>>7167801

My good friend is in the FBI and is well aware of how it is all going to go down. If Trump wins Hillary and many in the Clinton Foundation will be charged & arrested. If Hillary wins things get tricky. She may even be able to pardon herself but they will still try to arrest her. They haven't arrested her or those shes in cahoots with yet because scumbag Obama will pardon them allowing them to get away with everything the Clinton Foundation is involved in.

Ultimately Trump or Kaine (unless FBI has knowledge of him being involved in crimes with Hillary) or a re-election will decide the fate of the next President.

I was briefly in the last thread, but I figure I can ask again;

What can I do about my low key homophobic parents?

I was forced into the coming out meme, and I can't move out yet (looking to asap). They aren't going to kick me out, but I'm sick of them telling me I look like a "gaylord" and stupid shit like that with a sort of undercurrent of aggression about it.

>>7168047
you're the tsundere right? he's probs mad because he's actually hitting on you and you refuse to believe him

>>7168118
We've been kind of arguing about that. That's more or less what he's been saying. He just texted me

>Do I have to fuck you to prove that I actually like you or something?

I have no idea how to respond to that.

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>tfw people on Grindr call you buff

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>>7168281
crossposting because i'm a faggot.

>>7168115
ive known that feel, there are no great options for dealing with it desu.
frankly, the safest thing to do (assuming they aren't actually physically abusive) is just ignore/avoid them as much as possible and focus all that negative energy into becoming financially independent. alternatively you could try to crash with friends while you stabilize, but that can be really straining on your relationships.
the third option is to let them get to you, allow your living situation disintegrate and become homeless. that's what i did and i wouldn't really recommend it. it gets cold out there

>>7168115
In fairness you probably do look like a gaylord. Are you sure they aren't telling it like it is?

>>7168087
What a load of horseshit.

The Clinton family is untouchable.

>never met another gay man before
>get nothing out of butts
Are there tops out there that really get turned on by butts or are they just fiction

>>7168428
Pretty much what I've been thinking really. I haven't quite got the friends to crash with at all, and I need to get to uni, so I'd rather not be homeless.
I mostly try to treat it as a joke, but eventually it gets to me all the same. I think the worst part for me is the undercurrent of "I hate what you are" coming from my mother. She wouldn't speak to me for days when I was outed, and was physically ill and such, so...
>>7168478
They probably were 2bh, at least in this case, but like I said, more about the cumulative disapproval, and the fact that I'm still financially dependent, meaning that I can't just get away from it.

>>7165895
They seems like so much work though. I don't think I'm ready for that responsibility.

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>>7166418
>Not posting own bara tiddies
What is wrong with you?

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>>7168363
>tfw people on Grindr will pay you to fuck you
I'm not even hot desu, and I ended up telling him I don't take money, and we had a nice chat afterwards too.

>>7168087
Get a load of this guy.png

>>7168351
>Do I have to fuck you to prove that I actually like you or something?

>I have no idea how to respond to that.

you respond 'yes' you faggot

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>>7168351
should've just replied "yes"

>>7169474
>>7169482
What I did instead was fall the fuck asleep. He freaked out because he thought I was ignoring him but we're kind of good now, I guess? He's coming over later and we're going to talk about it some.

I still can't help but think he's just fucking with me and this is all an elaborate joke. I'm kind of freaking out because I'm an awkward turbo virgin too. I hadn't even been kissed before until he got drunk and randomly mauled the shit out of me at a party.

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>>7169602
Forgive me for saying this but holy shit, you really are a tsundere virgin faggot.
Anyways, insult aside, just take it slowly anon, he's clearly have a thing with you judging the way you explain it
>I hadn't even been kissed before until he got drunk and randomly mauled the shit out of me at a party.
Also, suck his cock

>>7169631
I can't help it. He flirts with me and teases me pretty constantly, but it never really progressed past that so I never thought he was serious. I can't help but feel like no one can say all the nice shit he says about me and actually mean it, either.

I'll admit that I kind of got annoyed with him because I'd never even been kissed before and he just sort of grabbed me and shoved his tongue in my mouth. He told me I could yell at him for it when we were both sober.

>Also, suck his cock
I'll probably be really bad at it.

>>7169670
>I'll probably be really bad at it.
Only few of us are born with the innate ability to masterfully work someone's penis to orgasm with his mouth.
The rest of us actually has to develop the skill.

>>7169678
lmao what sis
it doesn't take much unless he's extremely hung and cut and therefore less sensitive

like I have to wonder how bad people actually are at blowjobs where guys just can't orgasm
are y'all biting on the dick and tapping it like a ketchup bottle or some shit? fuck it isn't rocket science or a skill you have to develop whatsoever, again unless he's extremely hung.

>>7169695

its hard

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>>7169715
It's supposed to be hard.

>>7169695
>boring average dick sucker detected
Fellatio is a form of art.
It takes years of honing your skills before your name will be whispered among the crowds whenever the topic of quality blowjobs come up and your sheer talent becomes the subject of scientific research.

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>tfw no jupp bf

;_;

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>>7166842

>>7169670
just tell him you're a virgin and need to take your time anon no big

>>7169678
That doesn't make me feel better. What if I'm so bad at it he leaves?

>>7169748
I feel like he'll laugh at me for sure.

>>7169761
Practise on something like a banana.

Also do this in private unless you want people to see you fellate a banana (you dirty slut)

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>>7169761
>I feel like he'll laugh at me for sure.
Are you for reals?
How pessimistic can you be?
Well I heard there's some guys liked taking away someone's virginity, so good luck? I'd guess..

>>7169769
He's coming in like an hour, though.

I mean it's not like I haven't watched porn or read about what I'm supposed to do, I'm but I'm still worried.

>>7169785
Nothing phallic shaped in your house that you could use for a quick notedown how it goes?

Also don't go "eww I have to suck dick".
Guys prefer someone who hasn't gotten it all the way down but loves every second of it than someone who thinks it's gross and doesn't put in any effort.

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>>7169793

>tfw love sucking dick
>really enthusiastic
>tfw terrible at it

: (

>>7169798
Skills can be learned.
Cocklust must be felt.

>>7169784
I've always kind of been embarrassed about it and I get teased a lot because people think I'm naive. I got made fun of because I didn't know what Netflix and chill actually meant.

>>7169793
I made it past the orange once on one of those dumb popsicles on a bet once. Apparently that was something? But I don't have anything like that in the house.

I'd want to do it for him if he asked me to. I'm just worried I'll be too nervous to be as enthusiastic as you say I should be.

>>7169798
>>7169800
I guess this makes me feel a little better.

>>7163578
YOU GUYS I JUST WOKE UP FROM THE BEST DREAM

>CUDDLING WITH QT
>HAVE TO GET UP TO TURN A/C DOWN
>GO BACK TO BED
>QT RESUMES CUDDLING WITH ME

and then i woke up
but GOD IT WAS THE BEST

>>7169836
That's cute
You're cute

You guys, i felt to greentext it, but i won't.
I enjoyed sex with men, it made me feel truly desired. Now i still have fantasies and urges to get a dicking at a bathhouse, but every time i stop myself, such as today... Can't even really tell, why.

>>7169867
Well I heard that sp cheats on jupp with this man named sam something. It's sad desu

>>7169825
>I made it past the orange once on one of those dumb popsicles on a bet once.

if thats true you'll you'll be fine but now I have to know what this bet was

>>7169724
2bh sis next time just say you're a virgin no need to write that much

>>7169902
it's just feelgood spurging his autism again

>>7169913
feelgood died in 2009
not in a tragic and poetic way he literally just died of lung cancer so

>>7169938
I heard she transitioned and started working for the British government as a spy/"prostitute" for high ranking politicians across seas so they faked her death.

I wish feelgood would get friends or a bf and stop posting here 24/7. just sad desu. also that potato.

>>7169969
so typical of that slut

>>7169977
i wish i was his bf so I could give him all the attention he'd ever want until he felt like he didn't need this place any longer

imagine how his tiny little t-rex arms would feel wrapped around your waist as he cuddles you

>>7169900
That I couldn't put the whole thing in my mouth. It was only after I did it that I realized it was a ploy to make me blow the damn thing.

He still said I won, though.

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>>7169880
cheating on him with samurbi you mean.

>ask for pics
>sends and asks for some too
>send some too
>call him cute
>just says thanks

;______________________;

>>7170035
Lol I do this all the time.
As long as he doesn't stop responding, he thinks you're cute enough.

>>7169800
This.
Just find a guy who'll let you practice for a few hours a day.

>>7170050
I hope so, he's so adorable.

For those 25+, how is your love life?

>>7170091
non-existent

>>7170091
Amazing. I'm a masc top though, so it might not apply to everybody.

>>7170132
masc tops will never have a hard time dating unless they're exceptionally ugly/autistic or live in a place where bottoms are somewhat rare due to societal standards or laws or some shit (ie I've heard the middle east it's hard to find a bot).

>>7170132
>masc top
>on /gg
are you real?

>>7163578
>fem-ish normie guy has interest in me
>is in same engineering major as me and is super intelligent
>feel comfortable loosing my virginity to him but my sex drive is super low right now
>don't want a relationship with him because we're literally two opposites
What do?

>>7170183
CREATE THE FOLLOWING AS A FLOW CHART IN YOUR MIND

>do you want to date him?
>if Y - date him
>if N - dont date him

:) ENJOY YOUR DAY

>>7170189
Yeah but this is literally the first gay guy I've ever met that isn't a vapid salty flamer or a sex addicted retard. I do like his company a little bit and I would have sex with him, but I don't want a relationship and I can't bring myself to think about sex right now.

>>7170194
So continue being his friend. Maybe your feelings will change. Maybe you'll get your sex drive back.
Forcing yourself to fuck would be abysmal for both of y'all, or worse, ruin the relationship you guys currently have.

You can try talking to him about it all and find comfort in that 2bh

>>7170162
It's pretty great. I'm only mildly ugly and slightly autismo, so ask the buddy I can handle.
>>7170164
Why wouldn't I be?
>>7170183
Just ask for him to give you the d. You don't have to commit to anything.

>>7170198
then you're set for life
unfortunately

>>7170215
>unfortunately
Why is it unfortunate?

>>7170234
I've just been using that word a lot more lately, mostly due to excitement over the netflix unfortunate series upcoming.

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This guy hasn't messaged me back. Either he's setting up a hook up with someone else, or he thinks I'm fishing for compliments and finds it annoying.
I hate being ugly and having to put up with people not just obsessively replying or messaging me.

>>7170250
he sounds confused
i wouldn't even bother

>>7170197
>So continue being his friend
Pretty much what I'm doing. I act weird when I'm around him but he's pretty chill regardless

>>7170262
That's nice. Hopefully things work out eventually and you get your sex drive back.

>>7170258
Yeah, and just to clear things up to not look like I'm making a bunch of assumptions. His profile says over and over that he's Bi, and doesn't want a BF because of that, for some reason.
I just logged out. Fuck my ugly life.

>>7170269
You'll find a great guy, he just isn't it.

>>7170273
That's a nice lie, but let's be real... Thank god I have good hobbies.

>>7170287
It's not a lie
Until you die
:)

>>7170250
>reverse chronological order
Triggered as fuck.

>>7170198
idk, feels pike most gg are just fem while masc top are usually at mascgen

>>7170332
>masc top are usually at mascgen
lmao no
mascgen is 1 of 2 shitposters (often times both tho), and the rest are desperate fems

>>7170332
I used hang out a bit in mascgen. But there's like one non-shitpost a day. I haven't been in a while. I think the tranny annoyed enough people that they don't bother posting anymore.

It's a shame. They were generally bros.

Mostly on /tg/ or /fit/

>>7170357
Interesting..... now can you show me your Di-
I mean...... 'sup how's life treating you?

>>7170365
>now can you show me your Di-
lol I've posted it here before.
>I mean...... 'sup how's life treating you?
Alright. At work all day. Meeting with a qt tonight, and another qt tomorrow night. lol

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>tfw spend all day erpin with men
>still call myseld straight

guys, guys i bought a new gun should i post lewd photos of me with it!?

>>7170338
>Welp I'm abit confused now
>>7170373
>Meeting with a qt tonight, and ANOTHER qt tomorrow
>Another
I'm... not sure how to feel about this.
Are you cheating?

>>7170395
More like he's dating like a real slut ;)

>>7170394
No

>>7170338
>>7170395
my bad, wasn't intentional to put green text, so hard to type when I'm on phone

Am I gay if while I don't think women are necessarily gross, have no real attraction to them for mostly personality reasons?

>>7170403
No one is attracted to women for personality reasons lmaoooo

>>7170400
why not? I'm not ugly or fat.

>>7170412
No.

>>7163578
>go on tinder, set it to look for gay guys
>everyone's photos have an instagram filter, they have gay face (arched eyebrows, pursed lips), their hobbies are pansy shit
>set it to look for straight guys
>normal taken photos, guys are actually handsome, hobbies are hunting and fishing
What do they mean by this?

>>7170424
People who like dick tend to be feminine.
People who like pussy tend to be masculine.
Shocking.

>>7170395
>Are you cheating?
No. I'm not the cheating type. I stay faithful in a relationship.
I'm not dating either of them though.

>>7170412
Sounds cute.
Do it.

>>7170424
>photos have an instagram filter
because tinder literally pulls photos from instagram m8, and straight guys barely understand how instagram works

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>>7170429
Oh my bad, didn't meant to offend you, still you have my respect for being faithful, so hard to find someone who wants monogamous relationship
>>7170427
>People who like dick tend to be feminine.
>mfw ex classmates my bullied me for having soft feminine grill voice and told me to kms
>practised to deepen voice
>throat hurts
Life sure is good...
had to stay quiet for a day back then

>>7170465
visit Germany

>>7170475
Same here.
The sad part is that unless you're model-esque cute, no one will find your softness attractive.
Maybe I'm just exceptionally ugly though.

>>7170465
>ask T*rk out
>get beheaded

>>7170487
are you shitposting or serious? cus I wouldn't mind moving over there desu

>>7170487
oh my way

>>7170465
that guys face looks fucked
like someone moved a certain slider way too far to the left

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>>7170501
I think he looks exotic to me. Tired of white guys desu.

>>7170487
kek

>>7170518
yeah but whats the point of going exotic when he looks like inbred white trash in a different color lmao

>>7170523
That body is HNNNG, though.

>>7170499
unless you plan to go directly to T*rkey, your best bet is Germany

>>7170508
Either work out and man up, or shave the hairiness.

How do I get creepy old men to give me attention?

I want to be noticed!!!

>>7170523
inbred white bois usually don't have DSL like those tho

>>7170542
Be more than a 1/10 and go on any dating/hook up app.

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>>7170532
Average in comparison to oil wrestlers.

>>7170544
I mean some of them are literally so inbred that they do.

>>7170551
>ywn cum on that face
why even bother living this sad existence?

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>>7170536
i've shaved before and i don't like cactus crotch so it's otter mode for me.

>tfw skinny hairy faggot

>>7170475
No offense taken.
Also: is not cheating if it's a threesome right?

>>7170559
iktf

>>7170548
>all those guys that view my profile on a4a but never message
:(

>>7170564
If you keep up on it, it stops being so much of a pain. If you go more than 2 months, it becomes an itchy cactus.

>>7170575
Maybe they think you're out of their league. One of my favorite things to do on A4A is look at really hot guys and feel bad and erase my trace.
Although I also like to look at disgusting trainwrecks and feel bad about them... and erase my trace ofcourse.
You are probably one of those.

>>7170584
Seems unlikely the avatar average gay dude is pretty bold/desperate on dating app.

>>7164492
r u a qt? im in toronto.

>>7170571
Imo, if your partner aggreed then nope, cause I think cheating means without your partner's consent, but still would probably counted as polygamous somehow.

>>7170584
I am a disgusting trainwreck, but I don't look like one in my profile pic I think. At least not compared to the 1,000s of other uggos who don't bother to take a good pic on there.

>>7170590
we're all in toronto
worst city na

>>7170588
not really

>>7170598
really? im in scarborough and have never had a bf

>>7170604
yeah there are plenty of toronto posters on here but they aren't around all the time 2bh
hopefully you find a great bf soon anon~

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more gun slutting because I'm happy

>>7170508
Cute.
>>7170564
Could bulk and be someone's cute muscle /k/ub.

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just deleted my grindr
A cute guy wanted to be fuck buddies but I'm too scared
And I'm too beta to girls to get gf despite being shredded

>>7170650
>>>/mtfgen/

>>7170635
>2016
>owning an AR-15 baby killing machine
people like you sicken me

>>7170654
basically yet another homo about to go on a school shooting spree when he gets rejected on grindr

>>7170650
Post pics here. We'll get you a bf.

>>7170635
Nice.
Would fug inna woods/10.

>>7170653
I'm a coward not a tranny

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>>7170663
I don't want one
Being gay is wrong

>>7170501
>Small eyes
>Eyes too close together
>Small forehead
>Cheeks sunk in a bit

I know what you mean. Something about his face seems rather odd, but I still understand why people would consider him handsome/sexy.

>>7170508
Huh, what's that? Interesting mag style; reminds me of an STG-44 mag. I'm guessing some sort of G3 variant? Must be a 30-rnd mag though; doesn't look like a 20-rounder.

Also, yeah, I think it'd be a good call to bulk up. Or, if you wanted to go for more of a twink look, then shave down.

>>7170635

skinnyfat+grubby bodyhair = fo not want

you're gas station tier bro