EVERYONE ON MTFG IS A QT
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• you are really pretty even if you don't believe it
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>>7155331
>>7156085
>tfw not a qt
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
Hugbox edition
Someone give me a hug
I wish I was a hot milf like Sarah Palin.
thats too expensive for gas
>bf texted to say he's coming home and is horny
>getting my butt ready
>put a finger in to test, feel a poo
no...
>>7156058
Eh, it definitely doesn't appeal to the low brow members of society.
>>7156065
NGE > All other anime.
Fact.
>>7156083
Don't joke about that, you're scaring me anon.
>>7156108
Get it out!
>>7156095
n o p e
you are especially qt isla
>>7156108
You don't own pic related?
Is there any shaving machine that is easy and relatively painless at shaving both legs/chest/pits but also more sensitive bits like gt and boipucci?
>>7156085
>telling lies on the internet
>>7156113
>>7156117
>>7156118
You still shouldn't do butt stuff right after doing business, even with an enema kit.
>>7156110
i disagree I like alot of anime more than nge heck I thought even the parody parallel trouble adventure dual was better
>>7156110
>NGE
>not FLCL
try again
>>7156125
wait a bit then, do sum succ
>>7156106
Thanks anon
>>7156131
>flcl
good taste. the pillow soundtrack was good as well
Is it possible to repress while still taking HRT?
>>7156094
>tfw not a qt christmas hamham like maeve
>>7156142
>repress
>take hrt
pick one and only one. but yeah that's called being a coward little pussy bitch
I missed Spartan
>gf says that you are yandere for filling out marriage registration forms in advance
that's not that weird, right guys?
>>7156128
To each their own I suppose, I love a story with depth and meaning. Something that makes me think.
>>7156131
FLCL is good but it's not on the level of NGE. Not much is.
>>7156147
that's a little crazy anon
>>7156144
Coward? This time it's not because I'm scared it's because I just plain don't pass. Idk I'll ask femgen.
>>7156143
sheen you have more christmas festivity in your blood than everyone here combined
>>7156110
eva is for pretentious people i guess lol
>>7156142
absolutely.
funny thing: i experienced ego death on shrooms a couple weeks ago and for the next three days afterwards i didn't feel trans. Like...my dysphoria was totally gone. I didn't give a lot of shit about like...girl care like i usually do. I didn't get sad if my leg hair grew too much and stuff.
but then I came back down to earth. ego death is insane, I also didn't know who I was that entire time. I was pretty fucked up.
>>7156142
you can take hrt and just not socially transition
that's what femgen does
hey im a girl lol
>>7156147
Eh, I'm planning on submitting a marriage registration on behalf of elanna and aapchan, forged signatures and all.
>>7156150
delete this
>>7156150
wew
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
>>7156163
uhhhh
>>7156142
Yes just do it
>>7156163
Tbh i support this as long as it's an open marriage and they let me in
Muslims fucking hate trannies.
>and they sperg out when you tell them they need deodorant and toothpaste b/c no 'real girl' would touch them with their stench.
.... A bunch of mumbles later
>oh also, you hate me because you couldn't even get me as a substitute for a real girl
Mfw I'm 4" taller than him and he won't swing on me
>>7156176
Just post the link newfriend
Just keep on the hrt they said
You don't need to transition they said
You can be a boy they said
>>7156155
Me being a girl was a dumb pipe dream anyway. Not only do I not pass but my mind is too conditioned by years of trying my hardest to not look like a fag. I literally only ever express myself as a girl here, IRL no-one except my parents has a clue.
>>7156186
Layering and hoodies desu
>>7156153
only because christmas is the best
at least, it used to be
It's a high stakes election! What will happen mtfg?
Whatever the outcome I promise to accept and hold myself to the results! I'll post the link in as many threads there are today and I will announce the results tommorrow!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
who else /jewsforjesus/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8x73UW8Hjk
It's sad this all I think of life now.
>>7156183
one day I hope to be but right now no
don't crush my dreams of sbi bf pls
>>7156186
why haven't you got ffs, srs and a boyfriend already?
>>7156192
yeah it is!
i also generally like the winter, what's the weather like in australia during christmas?
>>7156153
I tinkered two christmas strings of lights :o
>>7156204
>don't crush my dreams of sbi bf pls
please don't add another person to the murder list ;_;
>>7156206
hot
overcast and rainy if we're lucky
>>7156191
How do you hide DDs in layers
They bounce around everywhere without a bra
>>7156209
temp you have to stop wanting to murder people who are into me
>>7156209
o sry
you can be gf/bf/whateveryouprefer with us too in my dreams if you want i like you a lot too
>tfw stuck in the kitchen while your platonic roommate shitposts
>>7156216
>DDs
Suuuure
>>7156226
tfw platonically sucking gt
Alright bye everyone, I'm throwing away my makeup and clothes. I'm a man.
>>7156085
>EVERYONE ON MTFG IS A QT
I wish that were true. ;~;
>>7156186
I don't understand this pic
>>7156233
Please don't.
>>7156230
S-she does
:(
>>7156234
it is for the most part
maybe i just have hugboxeyes or something
>>7156150
who watching little blue burrs vs smug injuns
>>7156238
quid ily
pookie sneezes like a total fucking gay
What if I'm repressing the fact that I'm a cis boy?
>>7156251
literally me
>>7156251
>What if repressing that I'm a cis boy
I want to know the logic behind this because it seems to be the kind of stuff that interests me to no end! :
>>7156085
>EVERYONE ON MTFG IS A QT
Lol
That's a boldfaced lie
>>7156255
Seconding
>tfw your state is gonna have the highest minimum wage (after D.C.) in the country again, come Jan.1st
Not to mention we are on track to be the highest by 2020 as well
>>7156142
You're pathetic. Return to /r9k/ you pathetic betaman faggot
>>7156240
idk, maybe.
I've had a few people tell me I'm cute before, but I find it really hard to believe they're not just hugboxing.
>>7156233
Good riddance. And don't come back as anon either.
help! this qt girl made me GAY
>>7156261
>a boldfaced lie
Most sources agree that the original expression, coined in the late 1600s, was actually barefaced lie. At that time, bare meant brazen or bold. At that time in history, almost all men sported a full set of whiskers, and it was considered quite daring or even audacious for a male to be clean-shaven, or barefaced. Eventually, the word for “hairless” went from bare to bald, and so did the description of a blatant fib.
>>7156263
What state?
>>7156273
Iktf
>>7156273
gay is ok
>>7156281
same
>>7156273
jesus christ, quick suck her dick and then youll be straight again
>>7156263
did u hear the song i told u about?
>>7156251
the only thing you are repressing is cocklust
>>7156251
What if I'm repressing the fact I should be dead
>>7156239
Wtf hooow? Silicone?
>>7156273
You should get back at her by making her gay too.
>>7156281
same
>>7156273
Lol, this happened to me.
>>7156281
I dunno,.I've befriended some.kewl peeps who've helped me. And ao.e who I care about lots.
On the other hand, some peeps turned out to be wackos and some L337 anon found a way to link my pics to my dead.flickr/facebook/instagram or wherever anon got that boy pic from me.
>>7156300
elanna says "that's retarded you wouldn't do that"
then she says i should actually quote her by saying "no"
she's pretty smart so i'm going to agree with her
>>7156291
Too-high doses
Genetics and being milked by dollface.
Continuously
>>7156300
You're only changing gender to repress boyhood?
Sounds too easy a task.
>>7156281
i'm not a tripfag and i'm still miserable
i don't know
>>7156281
Same. I fucking regret it and now it can't be undone. I would literally redo over a year if I could rewind time to the point where I started tripfagging
>>7156281
I'm not interesting enough to be a trip.
>>7156085
>ERYONE ON MTFG IS A QT
>tfw not on mtfg anymore
>>7156285
She doesn't have one. She lost it. In a war. A war against dysphoria.
>>7156327
Hey me too let's be friendos
half the hair around my cock is gone and I will never grow a moustache again, I will say today was a good day
>>7156252
You still enjoy being able to pass as a girl, right?
Just curious because you and Elanna always mention your "boy-ness", and how you like having a passable boymode, but I don't remember you saying much about your girlmode and how you feel about it
>>7156332
I don't know if that would work.
Most people seem to get bored of me (and to be fair, I'd get bored of me too --with my constant negativity at the minimum)
>>7156273
Ohh I wonder who on earth it could be??
>>7156285
She doesn't have one ;>
>>7156233
Come on Shakira! Just chill. Get some sleep and we'll chat about this tommorrow. Seems you're too stressed out.
Don't compare your path to the success of others. You'll get there.
>>7156326
Hmmmmmm becoming a man in your 50s sounds like a dificult task Basic.
I'm not sure there are people who can actually pull that off.
>>7156311
wait so all I have to do for megamilks is OD on estrogen?
>>7156337
>tfw if you had a kayla gun moment the bullet would fire because even fate knows it's better for you to be dead
>tfw one of the last hetero girls on mtfg
sad feel :(
>>7156337
hi qt
holy shit bored
>>7156350
about 8
>>7156349
don't worry i will always like cute boys :)
>>7156337
Kayla when all of this is actually done and you get SRS, will you become a slut for some time or will you settle dowb and be a housewife?
Like, what's your endgame here?
>>7156337
You were able to clear all your dick hair in one session?
How much did that cost, and how long did it take?
I decided to start looking into transitioning a month ago and I just got my first months dose of HRT stuff. Here I go!
Also I'm going to talk to my mother about it for the first time tonight. Pls send help
>>7156349
Most here are bi, fuck off
>>7156340
Dunno I think I'm pretty annoying and autistic..
But even retards want to socialize :x
Can't tell if I'm bi or only attracted to women as a way to self insert and experience femininity by proxy.
>>7156363
Good luck!
>>7156363
>tfw my mother is proud of me
>I'm repressing so hard
>>7156349
>tfw you will never be bi
>>7156350
yeah it is lame
extremely lame
I prefer the cold too
>>7156364
Why so rude?
>>7156205
>this image
I WANNA DIE
>>7156369
California? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you butthole
>>7156339
I don't really have a passable boymode. Elanna says my "girlmode" is my all the time mode.
However my girl mode is largely andro or boy styles, short hair, no makeup, and sufficient swagger. I'm generally amused when I'm riding the line enough that people might give me multiple pronouns in the same conversation, but I definitely am generally read as a butch girl. It's in queerer circles that I start to get read as possibly ftm.
>>7156363
First start hrt,.and only after three months pass and when you've reached the point of no return talk to mom
>>7156378
How much did each cost?
How long did you have to let the hairs grow in each area?
>>7156372
>tfw hrt killed my attraction to women
it's not that different you just like more types of people
>>7156379
Eww no
Washington
>>7156383
gosh I need 2 weeks for the face and month for my crotch to grow, I paid $300 for today and usually $180 a session for the face.
>>7156378
Are you going to try men of all races or are you going just for white guys?
>>7156390
the past is totally irrelevant to today m8
>>7156382
That sounds like good advice but she knows I'm in therapy but not why. I don't want to torture her for another three months since I know it causes her stress. If it goes badly I'll just deal with it. I'm as mentally prepared as I can be.
>>7156391
Okay thanks! I've been tweeting hairs on my face, is that going to fuck up electrolysis?
>>7156397
>becomes friends with the dollface mafia and suddenly think she's cool
Kys
>>7156244
anon ily!
>>7156397
>>7156393
>>7156381
Interesting.
So do you ever want to have a passable boymode, or do you want androgynous-butch-girl-mode to be your only mode?
>>7156381
ily will you marry me
>it's a "anon fantasies about his own death" episode
>>7156370
you deserve to be happy :c
>>7156381
Pic?
>>7156414
>his
>>7156414
don't misgender plz
>>7156410
I think having a passable boymode would be neat, but right now my voice will always give it away.
>>7156411
anon you're coming on a little strong and I'm already platonically involved with someone.
>>7156417
Posting pictures is spooky. Here's one of my hair this summer.
>>7156409
that's one smug looking kitty btw
>>7156423
grow your fucking hair out
>>7156415
I would be happy if I was dead
>>7156429
kek
>>7156409
Again, Why aren't we a couple?
>>7156418
>yeah, they need to catch them in their final stages of growth.
Uhh, what does that mean exactly? I'm full time so I just shave/pluck and cover with makeup; although if shaved and plucked I can go no makeup and pass just fine. Shaving isn't effective for me because you can see the hairs under my skin because lighter skin+dark hair combo
>>7156423
You can pass like that? You have a male hairline.
Post face?
>>7156429
Why should I take advice from you when I've been fulltime since before you first raged on /cd/?
>>7156365
I just feel that I can't do it.
I'm not meant to interact with people.
>>7156434
>ywn beat the black off sass
:( one day maybe
>>7156432
pictured: my transition
Is it weird that Tuesday morning I am getting military sponsored comportment classes focusing on mannerisms, facial expression and how to sit? It's a group with other trans girls >.>
>>7156429
>tfw test has begun to make me bald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JVNMmsN3Co
I can't wait until there isn't a shred worth of potential left and drag that knife across my throat
>>7156440
>full time for 7+years
Why even come here then?
How old are you/how long on HRT?
What do I tell the barber if I'm going my hair out and want a trim so it doesn't look so shaggy? I've never grown my hair out before, always had it clipped. Still in perma boy mode.
>>7156423
0.0
>>7156447
It's bizarre to me that someone must be taught to behave as female
>>7156452
tell him "I'm going my hair out and want a trim so it doesn't look so shaggy"
>>7156452
Just what you said?
>>7156452
Don't go to a barber go to a female or gay male stylist and explain that you're growing it out for a more femme or androgynous look and you just don't want it too shaggy in the interim
>>7156438
they have the exact same hairstyle/hairline as my cis aunt
>>7156454
no shit, what a faker
my moms mean qq
>tfw you change your passwords to gibberish that you haven't written down
once i copy something else into my clipboard, i will have no communication with anyone from here
>>7156438
I know right? Turns out that you don't need to have 100% female cues to pass all the time. I think my voice puts me over the top when people aren't sure, that and confidence. People don't question little things if you're not looking insecure about everything.
>>7156450
32, ~7.5 years on HRT
I had some heart/health problems a couple years ago and started coming to mtfg when I was nearly housebound and didn't have a lot of interaction with people. Now I can't seem to quit it for more than about 6 months at a time.
>>7156453
Hey bby.
>>7156455
You're just jelly that I get to cuddle elanna every day.
>tfw no professional cis gf to be a power couple with
>>7156467
no please don't go even if we barely talk I like know that you're around
>>7156468
H-hey.....
*heavy breathing*
>>7156423
>I think having a passable boymode would be neat, but right now my voice will always give it away.
hmm. Maybe you could re-train your voice to get back the "male" part and have a really big vocal range.
As much as I hate looking like a boy visually, keeping the ability to drop into boy-voice might be neat. Although I doubt I'd ever use that ability if I had it, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7156440
Whoa. I wish I could have transitioned that long ago. :/
>>7156474
you don't even know who i am
>>7156472
Isn't Mercury cis? Or is that made up?
>>7156463
>>7156454
I took the pills, that's my bad, I'm kinda stuck looking like this at this point
>>7156473
>That sounds embarrassing
idk
trying to look androgynous seems kinda common these days
>>7156478
>first past the pleb voting
not
a
real
democracy
>>7156473
Yeah there are a lot manly man's with boy buns
>>7156486
>not knowing the answer to this
tsk tsk
>>7156480
>Maybe you could re-train your voice to get back the "male" part and have a really big vocal range
when you mix girlmode training at home and guymode irl, because you're practicing all parts of your voice.
>>7156274
In my country ee still use bareface lie
>>7156475
Hey basic remember when you asked me who the qt I was talking about was? There's a clue in this thread ;>
>>7156481
idk I'm pretty sure you're the aus nerd person I like talking with
>>7156478
>Socialist Workers Party
>Socialism & Liberation Party
jfc I live in California and we didn't even have those nutjobs on our ballot
>>7156489
>bourgeois elections regardless of voting method
>>7156472
>cis only
Fucking transphobe
>>7156502
gulag for u
>>7156499
>>7156505
>complains about world economic system
>doesn't vote
how does it feel to be that retarded?
>>7156491
I'm just her fangirl, I'm not an expert.
>>7156509
so you trying to repress or what why do you want to leave
>>7156506
two trans women is already two trans women too much for a relationship.
cis girls are more sane, prettier, and have higher earning power
>>7156513
You can't change a corrupt system using that same corrupt system. Voting is pointless and the way things are setup in America there's no way everyone can be represented unless things are revised as proportional or use a first-choice system; where candidates are ordered by preference
>>7156495
Is it aapchan???
>>7156468
>You're just jelly that I get to cuddle elanna every day
why would elanna settle with a boring fuck like you? when I get srs... me and her are going to scissor
>>7156521
Yeah but then why would they go for someone less sane, less pretty, and earning less then they do
>>7156526
ur not paying attn enough even I know who it is and I just lazily scanned the thread
>>7156444
>Beat me with ur coq bby!
But seriously, how's the job hunt going?
>>7156513
idiot liberal
>>7156517
i don't know
i feel like a burden on the people that i talk to
i don't want to repress but like i also don't want to do anything
i just want to leave everything i'm not in a good mood at the moment
>>7156529
LOL
>>7156533
Redpill on lissys qt
>>7156521
>cries over missing her tranny girlfriend
>falls in love with a Twitter person she never met
>now only wants a cis partner
Make up your mind. no wonder she dumped you in the first place being with you must be agonizing. I hope you're better to her off the board than you are here, you seem like a really shitty partner tbhh
>>7156526
Nope, guess again!
>>7156529
Because I like qt girls that are boys who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys (always should be someone you reeealllyyy loooooooove)
>>7156489
I'm aware
There was a group trying to get a state referendum on the ballot in some states to change state level elections to runoff voting but i don't think it got enough signatures anywhere. Most people think its too complicated or w/e because they don't want to actually think.
>>7156505
I mean, you aren't wrong, but it can be at least a little better with other systems. It becomes harder to control.
>>7156502
Different states have different laws on how to get on the ballot. I think for Washington it's only getting a few thousand signatures and registering with the Sec State office
California is probably more strict because of all the crazy people
>>7156524
>Voting is pointless
Idk, my argument against this is usually about if a few hundred more people voted for Gore in Florida in 2000, then world history post 2000, as it involves the US, would have been significantly different.
>>7156546
Yeah so what
I'm hideous
>>7156552
I have no idea what you just said, but im going to fuck your mouth with a rubber dick so I hope you like the taste of tires
>>7156553
>Idk, my argument against this is usually about if a few hundred more people voted for Gore in Florida in 2000, then world history post 2000, as it involves the US, would have been significantly different.
Or of bush didn't rig the election.
Or if they had a recount.
>>7156521
>cis girls are more sane
Sadly... that's debatable...
>>7156530
i'm above-average for even a cis girl when it comes to earning/potential earning. i'm completely sane when medicated. the pretty thing? idk, i think i'm prettier than most trans women tbqh. also can attract pretty cis women. at least, i did when i was in college...
>>7156560
idiot liberal
>>7156553
It's not entirely pointless just primarily pointless.
A nationwide runoff format would be far more ideal
>>7156535
starting tomorrow i needed today to pout
>>7156560
you want a fucking medal?
guys.
this is weird.
just a few days ago,
i was saying to myself that it would take a miracle for trump to come even close to winning.
then i found out today that he's ahead of clinton by 1%
how is this even possible?
@ any rate, i guess it doesn't matter b/c i voted against all candidates last week
>>7156561
i'm probably one of the most conservative people here, minus Cyba and Melly
>>7156557
Damn, I'll have the drugs you're having
>>7156472
>Not wanting to hook up with Sass.
Pffft. U don't know what u missing.
>>7156530
>Tfw Faye gives this answer
don't u know that cis women are settling for less earning man boys tho?
>>7156513
>tfw my vote doesn't matter because I don't live in a swing state
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7156552
Would you live with them in a house, a really big house in the county~?
Sleep snug smugs ^~^
>>7156564
no, just a wife
>>7156565
>3spooky5me.jpg
Do you want me to hide your post?
Because this is how you get me hiding your post.
>>7156565
i hope trump wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI
shits gonna be breddy trill
>>7156573
Sleep snug, basic.
>>7156560
I dunno the average woman makes 62k a year in cali, that's a lot
>>7156575
sorry, i was looking for a picture that reflected what i was feeling
that horrible riptide of not knowing if you want to fuck trannies or become one
WHAT A PICKLE
>>7156560
>i'm above-average for even a cis girl when it comes to earning/potential earning.
Your family is rich and you've had better opportunities because of that
>i'm completely sane when medicated.
>bipolar autist
I don't even know you but from the shit you've said here you sound crazy as fuck or just plain dumb. Take your pick
>the pretty thing? idk, i think i'm prettier than most trans women tbqh.
Topkek
You're joking right?
>also can attract pretty cis women.
So then why do you come here to post ">tfw no gf" most nights of the week?
>at least, i did when i was in college...
Liberal universities aren't real life.
>>7156085
Night Basic, you'll have to keep guessing tomorrow~
>>7156540
Tbh I'm not sure if I can help you at all because I'm not very smart and I'm really bad at talking to people but I actually do like you a lot and think you are interesting and nice. if you do leave please come back sometime when you are feeling better even if it's only as anon in the threads.
>>7156572
She's a professional cynic, but her heart's not in it, desu
>>7156572
>tfw only really know one blur song
>>7156565
you what?
>>7156578
Faye, did u filter me or what?
Your queen has returned
>>7156566
>idiot liberal doesn't realize that she's a liberal
>>7156581
just do both you dumbie
>>7156593
Yaaaay
>>7156583
damn that got you really mad tho
>>7156565
nah that's literally one poll, on average Clinton is ahead by 4-5 percentage points
However, it is much more likely for him to win than it was a few weeks ago, he's the underdog now instead of a crazy longshot
>tfw your bf pulls out and cums on your nice dress
Sigh... maybe I should just date women. Actually... that's an awful idea...
>>7156591
>>7156598
Hello anon
>>7156581
If you have to ask then you're probably trans tbqh.
But that doesn't mean you can't get lewd with other trannies.
>>7156574
So let me get this straight. You used to be a dude getting mad bitches but you couldn't keep one because you were a shit boyfriend.
Then you became a girl and you couldn't keep a girlfriend because you were still shit. You meet some nigger here that likes you after you emotional abuse her, but don't want that. Now you think you can get an attractive cisgirl?
You really are crazy. $100 bucks that you ruin every relationship you have for the rest of your life.
>>7156601
why are you having sex while still wearing your dress are you some kind of slut?
>>7156590
So you're telling me you don't know the swingers and their cavalry? You can't get in anywhere for free?
>>7156603
>tfw kayla wants blue board nsfw ban
>>7156602
>quoting single polls
>not looking at the polling average
>mfw
>>7156585
;__________________________________________________;
>>7156608
He likes upskirt/dress stuff. It's kinda nuetral to me, so I do it for him.
>>7156599
No I just hate you and your autism posting.
>caring about which liberal is going to win
>>7156592
I have no filters but some times I miss stuff because you don't get (you)s Browsing anonymously
>>7156605
Was Neptune the planet who distracted yu?
>>7156614
it's only fair that he pays for the dry cleaning then
>>7156607
this is fairly accurate, yes
>>7156619
No it was my home world Rigel 7
>>7156619
>not Juniper
Hugg Juniper
Could we stop talking about politics blees?
>>7156622
Right? This one is black though. Really hope it doesn't stain... I can't imagine that semen stains too badly though. Or at least I hope it doesn't..
>>7156558
>Or of bush didn't rig the election.
Come on now
It was the supreme court's fault and you know it
>>7156571
>thinking this is all that matters
You know parties get federal funding and on the ballot in most states if they pass certain popular vote thresholds right?
Political parties track 3rd party voting trends to figure out how to pull them back in if too many stray.
There is more to voting for president than just your state's electoral votes.
>>7156602
Don't base your view on a single headline from a single source.
>>7156615
>thinking that i'm actually autistic
>>7156623
Kek again; I hate your autism posting, you're as bad as Kayla. That's pretty fucking bad
>>7156593
since bully anon isnt here
>an Australian enters the thread
>>7156609
Yeah sorry ;_;
>>7156588
Ah
Real talk though: I like my roomie (on top of all the other reasons) because I'm a straight girl and they're pretty butch. You're femme and I'm just not into feminine girls.
>tfw lurking and shitposting in mtfg as a cis guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iXpTJk15s
>>7156602
Tellingly, the LA times and Rasmussen have similar results, when they were always off from the average by 5-7 points towards trump. When taken in context, it's better than before but he's definitely still behind by a considerable amount.
Who did you vote for? Vermin Supreme?
>>7156632
It's just not the same
>>7156624
Say something in rigellian plox
>>7156630
If you're not then you sure act like it. But I'm pretty sure you've said you were autistic. I don't give enough of a shit to try and search the archive for it though.
I had a sexual experience today that went about like this... Kill me plis
>>7156637
i wish.
i couldn't cast a write-in ballot
>>7156640
Ayy lmao
>>7156638
emily
you are a whore
if i ever needed sand i'd get you to look at a mirror you dumb ugly fucking slag
is that better?
>>7156642
that's hella gay bro
>>7156644
Fucking ausfags
>>7156634
>cis guy
>mtfg
>tfw you're so depressed that the vodka you poured to drink it away has actually gotten warm due to lack of motivation to drink it
>>7156634
>cis guy
>>7156626
>>7156646
Good, very good.
>>7156648
Fucking yanks
>>7156652
>depressed
>can't stand alcohol
>can't afford drugs
time to do lines of lemon sherbet again
>>7156633
It's ok, I forgive you <3
>>7156602
one more for good measure
>>7156619
>>7156625
heh
>>7156637
>Who did you vote for?
Green party, even though their candidate is a fuckwit. I'm hoping they pass the 5% mark is all. My state is locked blue anyway so i'm doing what else i can.
>>7156618
I think you avoid me because I'm so fucking weird and I'm always aski g u ro meet up.
>Inb4 no answers
>>7156634
>tfw lurking and shitposting in mtfg as a repressor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMtTw5kB2c
>>7156612
yeah im sorry
i feel like we are kind of alike though in some ways and if you're anything like me talking/thinking about tranny stuff becomes a lot easier once you say it out loud to someone (could be a therapist or anyone else you trust too). I'm not sure what your gender identity is or if you even have any idea what it is but honestly in my experiences therapists don't care if you're still unsure about some stuff like that they are fine with it. idk if that helps at all but please be well.
>>7156655
>Good, very good.
what would you know about good?
you can't even get past fucking school and you are how old?
Trump will win
Check them
>>7156652
I spilled orange juice vodka over my laptop yesterday. Still drying it. The keys get up slowly after pressing them... gross stuff. My life is a mess.
>>7156665
nice try
>>7156656
>>7156633
i'm not that femme
>>7156662
we can rebuild her
>>7156666
>orange juice vodka
where i come from, it's called a 'screwdriver'
>>7156672
don't post my pics bitch
>>7156676
Stronger....
>>7156671
t-that was rhetorical, you man
sorry i can't bully someone cute like you
it's like kicking a dog
>>7156363
I FUCKIN DID IT!
My mom is neutral about it and kind of supportive even though she doesn't know much about trans things. Which is GREAT!
My life is not nearly so bad as I thought it was.
>>7156679
Kys fag
>>7156679
Oh. Erm... sorry..
>>7156682
You tried
I'm nit cute though
>>7156628
>You know parties get federal funding and on the ballot in most states if they pass certain popular vote thresholds right?
Yeah, but federal funding or no, it's not like any 3rd parties have a real shot at winning anything important.
>Political parties track 3rd party voting trends to figure out how to pull them back in if too many stray.
That's actually a good point.
Although I don't know if I even could vote at this point, because it's probably too late to register to vote.
>>7156663
i'm gonna try and sleep this sad off
or go outside or something
who is this?
>>7156677
Nice two following digits combo.
I'm from germany we just say wodka o usually
>>7156683
Congrats. My experience was pretty horrible, so it's always nice to see people having understanding parents.
>>7156637
Every other poll is a poll of likely voters who have voted before, that poll is of people who have never voted, the same group every time, and a group that started off overly republican
The sole purpose is to show difference in that one specific group of possible first time voters
>>7156688
i've got one picture of you though
and it's pretty cute
>>7156683
congratulations!
i know my mother doesn't support it, so i'm taking skittles behind her back, which is really easy, seeing how we don't live in the same house anymore
>>7156697
Which one?
>>7156689
>you can't vote if you don't pre-register
what? that's an idiotic system, the idea is that everyone has the right to vote since it's their country.
>>7156700
i don't really know how to describe it
you posted it in the irc tho
>>7156683
Yay!
Congrats anon!
>tfw not a maid
>>7156555
I'm embarrassed to be hideous and show interest in making myself look good. I know that they're laughing at me.
>>7156701
only if they're u.s. citizens, & haven't been convicted of any felonies
>>7156702
It was most likely my May pic.
I swear I looked better back then and I was pre-hrt
>>7156673
You literally just shit on a girl for having short hair and I'm pretty sure you may have done that to me at some point in the past too
>>7156704
everyone should be allowed to vote including undocumented immigrants
>>7156690
im sorry i don't really want to say who i am i am a huge coward and i like to stay anon
if i get enough courage i might msg you sometime but I think I am not very interesting to talk to and i am just bad at conversations so idk rly sorry
i hope you can feel better though
>>7156708
it's the e making you think less of yourself
or something
>>7156701
I'm pretty sure that you only have to register to vote once in your life.
It's just that I've never bothered to do so, because I've never voted in a federal-level election.
>>7156709
Elanna, what does it feel to be living the dream?
>>7156689
Yeah, it is too late most likely.
Some states allow same day registration at the polling stations, if you really care you could look it up.
My second point helps explain my first aswell. If, for example, the green party gets funding and on the ballot and they start gaining support, the Democrats will have to stray back to the left to reabsorb those voters so at the very least some of my political views get more attention and focus in what way they can since 3rd party will never actually win.
It's reasons like this i think people who don't vote "because its all rigged / my candidate isn't on the ballot" is silly most times (like the Bernie or bust people, which a vote for him wont change anything at this point)
>looking at a shit ton of gory prostitute corpses...
why did I ever think being a prostitute was glamours
jesus christ
>>7156716
I still want to tear my face off either way
>>7156720
you, how does it feel to be posting my pics :3
>>7156713
i'm just hoping it isn't who i think it is
i was trying not to talk to you today
>>7156722
because you don't live in a place where they are visibly exploited.
you could move to Las Vegas where it's legal and make it your job. a ton of competition tho.
>Wake up
>Shower
>Dry off
>Lube up
>Slide in buttplug
>Wipe off excess lube
>Slip on a pair of panties
>Proceed to dress in boymode
>Go to work
Am I a lil' AGP?
>tfw qt goes to bed
;___;
I wanna destroy my female desires
>>7156709
>You literally just shit on a girl for having short hair
an mtf can't pull off a short haircut. In that pic I saw a man so sorry for being honest.
>>7156728
should I rename it "LUXANna7FU maximum violence"? or you're the one who took it?
If it's the second, I don't really care. It's about wanting to look like that, not being related to them in one way or another.
>>7156730
probably not who you think it is then because we actually almost never talk i just like reading your conversations with others and sometimes talking with you in the thread if i can identify you from something you said
I wanna give a cute guy a hickey and make sure all his friends know I'm his girlfriend
>>7156740
I wish q_q
>>7156740
Yeah
Whaddya gonna do about it?
>>7156712
yea, b/c that's fair.
especially for my mother & other immigrants like her, who had to go through so much trouble to get her citizenship.
besides, as far as the government is concerned, "undocumented" means that those people aren't here.
they're basically like long-term tourists, so of course they don't have any influence over our politics,
how can you have a voice if nobody knows who you are, or can't prove that you are who you say you are?
>>7156745
>I wanna use my brain to make money
you should try to aspire to something that will get you at least minimum wage though
>>7156734
what if it's a shared desire between the genders but it has a female twist (I don't know, like eating but doing it in a female way)? Do you destroy the full desire or you trim it a bit?
>>7156742
do what you like with it I guess. I have it named "transition goals" in my files, if that answers your question.
>>7156749
holy shit LMAO
How to stop obsessing over my appearance? It's fucking me up.
>>7156748
they're people who live here
>>7156745
>I wanna use my brain to make money
It takes a lot of brains to remain self employed.
>>7156743
i think you should try and talk to me then
i never get bored of talking to the people who talk to me
i always feel like i am the boring one which is part of the reason why i disappear to begin with
>>7156752
it just tells me that you are a more possitive person than me. nothing new to me.
>>7156754
Outsource that to me.
>>7156746
Nothing
Feast your dominance
>>7156745
>>7156750
Life is suffering
>>7156720
What dream? Being a tranny wageslave with an awesome roomie?
>>7156738
This is a man
>A few weeks ago my only friend in the whole world told me she couldn't stand how depressed I was and broke off contact with me.
>Went without any social interaction for weeks, began scaring myself with suicidal thoughts I've never had before
>Finally yesterday I contacted her, said I wanted a fresh start. Told her I needed her and that none of our fights mattered to me anymore, I just wanted to forgive and forget.
>Only a day later she asks for my Battle.net account so she can use it to smurf in Overwatch and boost up her "friend's" rank in comp. She never wanted to play ranked with me.
>Say no, partly because jealousy and mostly because I was currently playing OW and don't ever give out my accounts.
>She gets mad, says I'm not a real friend and only care about myself.
>Tells me she doesn't know why she bothers.
>Blocks me.
Did I fall for a shitty person?
I'm so fucking lonely.
I haven't see Phien around in a while, anyone knows if she's doing okay?
just place an order on inhouse and I feel so happy right now :)
>>7156760
talking with people kind of brings me a lot of anxiety i know that's dumb so I should probably try to work on it you're right
>>7156769
that can't be the manliest photo you can find
>>7156633
>tfw your butch
>Tfw el like butch guys
>>7156757
but as far as the government knows, they don't.
how can you prove that you live here if you don't have any documents saying that you live here?
how can you have those documents if the government doesn't even know who you are?
to the government, they're like ghosts – on an individual basis, they are non-existent
>>7156770
was that the first time she acted like that? if so she's a cunt.
was that how she always acted? if so she's a mega cunt.
>>7156765
I'm more positive than a lot of people here. I wouldn't think much of it.
>>7156770
she's using you, anon.
I'll try to be your friend, if you want. I hate seeing other people be lonely.
Girls! Have you voted on proposition Sass? It's to see wether I stay or go (at least for a while)
It's a high stakes election! What will happen mtfg?(pic not related)
Whatever the outcome I promise to accept and hold myself to the results! I'll post the link in as many threads there are today and I will announce the results tommorrow!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
>>7156776
She was super androgynous from the beginning
>>7156783
if they don't live here how would they even physically vote
>>7156783
who cares what the government thinks fuck the government
>>7156775
I have the same thing!
Even if it's just on-line, I end up feeling way too nervous about everything.
>>7156775
you definitely should
i mean, i'm giving yourself advice that i'm ignoring myself, but yeah
find someone nice and then send them literally mad by not stopping talking ever
you might make them happy, but also if they are nice they will be too polite to say if you aren't
>>7156722
Link
>>7156787
nah, she wasn't the mtfg idea of androgynous, she looked like michael cera.
>>7156769
>with an awesome roomie?
and a cool 200$CAD on your head from a specific australian
>tfw you wont be able to get srs until you finish your degree and work for at least a year in a full time job
thats 3-4 years to far away... ;_;
>>7156774
Feast on your dominance
Isn't that a working sentence?
>>7156774
Like 2011 I think
>>7156776
That's the manliest one I have
I purged all my guy photos
>>7156787
I definitely looked like a boy when I started. This was 1 yr hrt
>>7156792
Oh, well, in my case I never had the most open relationship with my mom. I was already generally ignoring her way before that.
>>7156770
>Did I fall for a shitty person?
It sounds like you kinda did. :/
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
I hope you feel better soon.
>>7156786
No one cares fuck off
>>7156803
As you finish college and start working opportunities for sex or relationships become more and more rare. So you were gonna stop caring so much pretty soon anyway.
>>7156809
Literally
>>7156770
best friends don't do that sort of thing
best friends force you into marriage and then secretly kill anyone that hurts you
>>7156789
i totally agree w/ that sentiment, but the government only barely cares about the opinions of actual citizens.
why would the government care about the thoughts of individuals who aren't even their subjects as far as they know?
>participating in bourgeois elections
>>7156803
>tfw you wont be able to get srs until you finish your degree and work for at least a year in a full time job
iktf, except the surgery that I care about being able to get is ffs, not srs.
>>7156811
enjoy your nap
>>7156805
Wow you look very pretty nowadays
I'm gonna take inspiration from you okay
>>7156784
She'd been shitty before. Like, she told me she'd include me in her Overwatch comp group but I later learned her and the entire group thought I was bad at the game and had no intention of inviting me. Even if they kept saying they would. That felt kind of shitty. It's why the fact that she had some other friend that she wanted me account to play with hurt even more.
I dunno. I thought she was better. But straight up saying, "Give me your Overwatch account or we're not friends." is low.
The kicker is yesterday I ordered HRT for the first time, finally. It's why I wanted her back, I wanted her to be there. She was the first person I ever talked about being trans to.
>>7156785
I appreciate the sentiment but even if it were honest I'm not sure I can handle friendship right now. I hadn't had a friend in years and the first one to come alone has not been a great experience.
>>7156807
>>7156814
She told me she loved me and cared about me more than anyone.
I don't want this.
>>7156814
FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!
I need to go again bye
>>7156804
I'm just confused by what you mean.
>>7156823
do you want to join my tf2 team?
you can be the second member!
i'm shit btw
it's only for fun though
>>7156818
I am so self concious and aware of it. I hate it so much.
so its pretty much asap for me
>>7156823
The truth of the matter is that competitive vidya makes lovely people absolutely hate eachother. It's not healthy for a relationship.
>>7156832
I don't really want to talk to people anymore.
>>7156837
How to get my parents to kill me?
>>7156832
I'll join, if you want. I used to be a p good sniper.
>>7156823
>She was the first person I ever talked about being trans to.
Aww, that sounds rough. :c
Losing a friend like that sucks, but I'm sure you'll be able to make better friends once you feel up to it again.
You seem like a nice person.
>>7156837
lol
this is me with being a girl
>>7156846
I might be able to if I know what it means lol...
I don't play pyro, if that's what you're asking, but I have the fundamental skill of being able to consistently hit heads. :3
>>7156837
I eat multivitamins each morning
>>7156822
Idk why but thank you
Tbh now I kind of want to find some old guy photos, I actually don't have any, I purged them.
>>7156800
Accurate
>>7156850
it's being really shit at pyro and holding down the mouse while running forward
i was being silly with the team because i'm terrible
but i can play with you someday if you like
I think I got my girlfriend pregnant... what do I do!?
>>7156857
punch her in the dick until she's not pregnant
>>7156856
>tfw i'm unironically on a competitive tf2 team
;_;
>>7156857
Quit being a mentally ill degenerate AGP faggot?
>>7156856
I understood when I looked it up lol
I haven't played tf2 in a while; just found out there's a competitive mode now.
>>7156839
I mean, I figured that which is why I wanted to bury the hatchet. It hurt but like, whatever. But like. Demanding for my account so she can play with her other friend and then throwing me away after I say no. Then calling ME selfish?
Like. That's. She said she loved me, that she cared about me more than anyone. She told me I was the only person she really talks to as well. I didn't believe her at first, for a long time. I don't believe anyone who says they like me. Nobody has ever said they loved me.
But she kept insisting it, she loved me, she cared about me, etc. Now this. Maybe she got over me in the while since we last talked? Maybe she changed?
Fuck, this always happens to me when I try to open up. I can't take it.
>>7156848
>>7156846
I don't know. I just like, hope I can make it through HRT on my own.
I don't really feel good about it anymore.
>>7156867
don't punish yourself for her being a literal cunt
make yourself happy to spite her
you don't need to please anyone else but yourself
i believe in you
>>7156857
My girlfriend has this rare condition called vagina transformatis
The first time we had sex her vagina closed around my penis and glued it in place
It then secreted some form of hyper estrogen and for 2 hours reconfigured my penis into a vagina and my balls wee gone. Permanently.
When I woke up my body had shrunk, my voice has heightened and I had grown breasts
And here we are today
>>7156870
>hawt
;)
but serious
i want to watch
let me catch the maeve
>>7156857
i accidentally came on my bfs dick while it was in mine
he was sad because he was circumcised so i let him borrow my foreskin for the night
>>7156869
>make yourself happy to spite her
How do I do this when I'm always alone and the only people I reach out end up hurting me.
I'm so tired of never having friends. Or crying alone, never trusting anyone. Never having hugged anyone or told anyone how I really feel. I'm tired of never feeling loved.
I'm so tired. I want to disappear.
>>7156882
i'm a bit of a loner myself
you'll meet nice people one day
they do exist
and when they do, keep them close
just don't put all your eggs in one basket
at least not straight away
>>7156873
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
heh, yeah, that's me
you're probably wondering how i got into this situation
>>7156860
please teach me what guns are good for sniper
I have the mechanics, just not the knowledge
>>7156878
>effective lube
>sticky
yeahhhhhh -.-
>>7156870
:/ basically just trying to compete with Overwatch, right?
>>7156857
You're going to have to repress until you can provide for your family as only a manly man can.
>>7156875
what's your steam!
i really only play tf2 in private matches though, be warned
>>7156891
mostly just the stock one
the machina is good because the downsides are negligible
also the sydney sleeper is pretty good if you wanna go for body shots only
>:/ basically just trying to compete with Overwatch, right?
yup
people were begging valve for competitive support for a while, but they never acted until overwatch came out lol
tommroow I will awake a normal man
My dysphroia will be gone
>>7156899
>what's your steam!
c-can you maybe post yours?
>>7156901
Cya tomorrow
>>7156901
bis bald ;)
>>7156899
ok, I've been using the machina for a while. I've yet to get the sydney sleeper in a random drop :/
Mtfg should I cut my hair short? It's down to my belly button but it's annoying to look after
>>7156907
only if you promise to become qt like a certain other shorthairedposter
>>7156907
Maybe cut it up to your armpits, but I wouldn't recommend cropping it up
Aren't there any cute trans girls though?
:\
>>7156913
most are pretty good
>>7156904
why are you saying she's bald? is that rawr?
>>7156858
>>7156873
>>7156878
>>7156880
>Tfw i read your posts
I fucking love you peeps!
>>7156916
it's german, silly
>>7156917
who are you even?
>>7156904
Bist du Deutsche?
kayla the ferret
Whatever happened to...
Ufufu
Red
Rawr
Sophie
& Angie
?
>>7156909
You mean I'm not already qt???
>>7156911
Cropping it up?
>>7156924
du bist hasslich und du bist enstellt
>>7156924
lolnope
aus australien
und ich kann nicht wirklich deutsch sprechen
>>7156926
doxxed
still posts as anon
still posts as anon
idk
still posts as anon
>>7156927
not 100% qt
only like 70%
>>7156932
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057859737
>This profile is private
dropped
>>7156927
**cutting it really short
>>7156936
i should probably make mine private desu
i don't use steam enough for it to be a problem, i guess
>>7156922
>Not knowing who sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in my election strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
God I'm an idiot
I was cutting on train and people noticed and one sat down and started talking to me and I just got scared and got off
>>7156926
>Ufufu
Abandoned this place with her friends
>Red
Is anon
>Rawr
Has been around, is anon sometimes
>Sophie
Phienchen? She just got ffs she's here sometimes. The Asian one who is cheskas gf posts as anon.
>& Angie
Has been anon for over a year; has never left and is always here.
>>7156891
it says
defective
>>7156928
Das braucht du mir nicht sagen.
>>7156931
Trip on Emily
>>7156948
a-aber ich bin keine emily
auch kein mädchen ;)
say something nice about the following trips:
anon
>>7156946
>defective
oops
>>7156907
Hi jormanon
Say something nice about trips who aren't here
Say something nice about as many trips as possible
Mfw a hon gives me a permanent ban on Reddit because I tell people that hug boxing needs to stop
>>7156957
pookie plays brawlhalla
>>7156907
Jormy please post new pics
>>7156926
>Ufufu
Still posts occasionally
>Red
In a relationship with a transgirl who may or may not have turned her into a kkk trump gtade racist
>Rawr
Calls herself manface and insults everyone
>Sophie
Ocasionally posts and tells lewd stories of Cheska love and don't want to adopt me for a degenerate threesome.
>Angie
Best simpson reaction images.
>>7156950
Gaanz sicha. Auf mtfg bist du Auch nur um deiner Horizont zu erweitern wa?
>>7156959
I got banned from all their steam chats and from subreddits.
>>7156935
Aww poop
>>7156937
Hmm I dunno how short I'd want it. Don't think shoulder length suits me but too short and I'd just look like a boy. Maybe I should stick with what works
>tfw not cis enough to be a tomboy
>>7156956
Hi banana
>>7156962
What's in it for me?
>be in a pretty shit Discord server
>some rando joins and repeatedly asks me if I'm a gay guy when I explain that I'm a trans girl
>"if you've got a dick you're a guy that's just my oppinion"
>reach out to the mod to do something about it, knowing they're a transwoman themself
>"just block him"
I left the server but now I'm in a shitty mood. Help?
>>7156964
nein!
ich vorgebe zu ein mädchen sein :3
>>7156959
people get sick of your shit Angie
you know you look fine
whatever kind of compliment fishing and trolling games you are playing are twisted and more so annoying
>>7156968
Xanax or masturbating works for me.
>>7156966
>not cis enough to be a tombo
iktf q_q
both of my sisters and my mother are all tomboys; my mom has shorter hair than even I used to when I was in repression mode
>tfw your irl bf is nothing like Sebastian
>>7156968
>being this mad over a pakistani chat room troll
>>7156984
Should have been more clear. This Sebastian.
>>7156980
what did you say?
Hi hi hi
>>7156966
I dunno, but I would avoid cutting it short all at once.
Girls I've known who had really long hair and got it cut short usually ended up missing their long hair after like a week.
So maybe get a cut that's like, half its current length, and see how you feel about it after a few weeks.
>>7156970
Kay I dunno, dont get the fake girl meme it's just self harming imo. I mean there are infertile cis women.
Eh and if you aren't using google translate it should be ich gebe vor ein Mädchen zu sein.
>>7156968
Fuck that person and their shit opinion. It's a real convenient one if you're a bigot
>>7156986
Kinda looks like the rare elanna.
>>7156991
eh it was a shitty dictionary job
you were close enough though
>infertile cis women
i mean i'm not even a transgirl
>go to fill my new prescription
>doc has upped me to 3 mg
Does this dude want me to get a blood clot? I'm starting to think he's basing his stuff off how things were decades ago without anti-androgens, cause my E is over 800 on 2 and he put down "still has low estrogen" in my notes lol
>>7156992
to be fair you are a man until you get srs. if you're non-op then you're just an extremely gay dude. if you're too poor for srs then well, you're unfortunately just a faggot. old news senpai
>>7156986
I always felt weird with the fact you could date the kids in that game
considering they are still in high school and you are a young adult who has graduated high school, possibly college, then worked a bad office job and now has a farm
I kind of know that feel tho
I remember when I was still with my ex feeling kind of guilty playing a VN and getting all fluttery and giddy.
>>7156999
Don't ya want them big boobees?
>>7157000
What if you've got weird genitals cus of genetic issues that have caused you to question your gender for your whole life, and then on top of it, you mutilated them in your early teen years?
Cus.. that may or may not be me...
im drunker than i've ever been ama
>>7156993
LOL
I mean, saying someone's hugboxing isn't exactly helping any case you're trying to make, even if you're right.
>>7157004
Sebastian definitely isn't in High School. In fact him and Alex both specifically mention being graduates.
>>7156997
Yeah and I said I don't believe you earlier.
>tfw young and not even on hrt and still look better than any trips on here
Feels good to be gifted with great genetics.
>>7156999
>not wanting 1200+ E levels
>>7157006
you're a self-hating gay dude. it's a common trait among the gays i hear senpai
>>7157012
Post pic
>>7156966
jormy
what happened to raifu?
>>7157007
did rawr go to yeson?
>>7157012
Nice meme
>>7156966
You find a job yet?
>>7157007
your fiancée sucks dicks in hell
>>7157012
Wowe that's pretty cool anon good job
>>7157006
I tried to cut my peen of when i was 12 or 13.
Literally worst pain ever. Hurt like a fuck ton!
>>7157008
It doesn't but I don't get why people do it.
Why lie to someone?
>>7157007
How big is your anime pictures folder
>>7157009
Oh my mistake then
I assumed
because no one wants to talk to me in that game just like irl ;-;
>>7157005
>>7157016
well yeah, that's why I'm taking it instead of the .5 mg i was doing a little while ago
but only after i quit smoking and like, that's just crazy high
idk yo, idk
i used to be on 4 mg and that was something over a thousand, tempted to go back now desu and just pay attention to any odd feelings in my legs lmao
>>7157018
Every time I do, I get a flood of jealousy and bitterness towards me. People insult me over the pettiest imperfections of mine and it's gotten tiring. I wanted to remind you that I am the prettiest girl in here without even trying, so maybe you should give up already. Thanks?
>>7157012
Congrats.
Now get on hrt before testosterone ruins you.
>>7157012
Okay anon. Just fill out the registration form, submit a pic and a vocaroo and we'll get started. Just a tip, use 2 "#"s in your trip code. Keeps others from forging it :D
Welcome to /mtfg/! We're all mentally ill and should likely die! I'm sure you'll fit right in.
>>7157030
Jesus christ
>>7156202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtqtKnWriCM
hi
>>7157031
They're trading the discomfort they'll feel from telling someone something that will make them sad for the discomfort the other person will feel when the false reality is shattered
an illogical and unfair thing to do to the other person, but it's quite easy for some not to think of that when they're on the spot
>>7157036
Can't even steal a picture from the internet catfishing?
>>7157036
This pasta is stale
>>7157031
because you want to be lied to in return, I suppose
it's a really shitty philosophy, but it definitely is one
>>7157006
I may or may not have shoved my balls back up when they dropped, causing future infertility and delayed puberty.
>>7157051
what comments do you like to make?
>>7157046
This same shit happened when I tried to give objective criticism in transpassing and still had my comments deleted because they were too "negative"
>>7157054
ones that are very tremendously good
>>7157043
>Lots of stuff desu
she is okay though?
I heard she detransed then killed herself
>>7157037
I am planning to get on hrt when it's legal for me. I was advised to go full-time to ensure everything was going to be okay on my end and I end up passing without hrt anyways? *barbie shrug*
>>7157039
>>7157049
I have posted my pictures several times. Each time I get told I look good, but thanks for the old news?
>tfw PBG is married and will never be your boyfriend
why live?
>>7157007
I think I'd be dead if that happened to me, but I know the feeling anyways. It's good stuff.
>>7157035
>quid quit
Congratz did you do a cold turkey? :O
>tfw odd feelings in legs
I go running every second or third day..
>>7157058
>I have posted my pictures several times. Each time I get told I look good
Oh man.. Please more!
>>7157052
You should tell your trailer trash sad excuse of a mother who cooked it for her mentally ill son who thinks he is a girl now. ;)
>>7157043
Real jobs are overrated tbdesu
I'm working a dead end cashier job and wanna kms lol
>>7157056
How much have you had to drink so far?
>>7157007
do you think your dead boyfriend follows you around as a ghost waiting for you?
>>7156971
They get sick of having reality slap them in the face
>>7157059
;_;
>>7157066
Uh oh, the hon is getting upset
>>7157057
Well you heard wrong silly
>>7157070
Of course
Everyone hates reality.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11563187
>>7157065
Begging doesn't work on me>? I have a strong tolerance from all the boys sexting me. You shouldn't beg like a dog but I'm sure your act fits your face?
>>7157074
so she is fine? :)
thank you
>>7157076
Wat?
>>7157055
I really wish there was a proper trans forum that didn't restrict talking about self-medding and dumb shit like that. If 4chan's going down I don't know any other place besides mtfg that has the precious bantz
>>7157063
thank you! ^^ and yeah, cold turkey, i was just ready i guess cause it was way easier than i thought once i made up my mind
good thinking, i should get back to fitness now that i'm weak af
>>7157080
luckswing
>>7157076
>tfw cleveland tranny
i believ ;_;
>>7157073
I don't care to be updated on how you're doing with self narrations dear. But thanks?
>>7157080
They're asking who you want to win the World Series.
Hi I'm back.
>>7157076
this is really oddly funny
>>7157081
>i like to brag
I can tell
>>7157086
ohhhh that was supposed to say cubs lol
>>7157082
become a cardio bunny so when your jewbs come back you have a killer bod
>>7157086
dubbies for cubbies
>>7157092
You can leave again pic stealing umoko
>>7157097
Wow bully
>>7157095
please don't use the hamham dance to feed the opposition
mfw girl on tinder says "I want you"
>>7157092
Welcome back :3
>>7157103
Hey anon.
>>7157067
;~;
Life sux desu, this why we need communism. I just wanna make games but I doubt I can make anything worth selling.
>>7157104
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>7157086
My dad was born ONE WEEK before the last time they won in 1948, he must be freaking out now
rain stop when
>>7157094
I want to get rid of my sixpack though ;_; and i need more fat on my face
i'm such a fitness freak tho, i only stopped cause hrt but i used to do tons of bodyweight fitness, iirc my PRs were 180 squats, 15 chinups, 40 pushups 7:50 mile and idr the rest (correct form and never losing tension in muscles ofc)
someday i want to break them though i know i'll have to work much much harder now
>>7157112
>tfw 180 squats and still no le bubblé butté
https://www.strawpoll.me/11563229
https://www.strawpoll.me/11563229
https://www.strawpoll.me/11563229
https://www.strawpoll.me/11563229
>>7157040
Here's the scar!
https://unsee
.cc/donamepi/
How's my TruTrans cred?
>>7157118
you need to eat protein to gain muscle
>>7157123
Jeezus
>>7157071
I honestly had to stop playing this game
not necessarily cause of those feels
more like...my school life was really poor, especially high school.
I'll never get to have a childhood as a girl, I never got to have a best friend like Mai or a group of friends to do stuff abd make memories with.
I feel like I missed out on so many experiences and milestones that the girl got to have in this game.
It just made me cry and feel really depressed.
good game tho, I like the writing and the art I wish the makers all the best on future endeavors
even if one of them gets to be married to PBG and I don't ;-;
>>7157082
You have /cd/
>>7157121
Ypi should excetcise or go out and treat yourself. :3
>>7157124
We talked about that yesterday. I don't eat much.
Well I actually ate two eggs added to my usual intake today. Is that enough? :O
telling my mom beepbeep was my internet girlfriend was a mistake
apparently she was bragging to her coworkers about it all day and showing them beepbeep's picture. she keeps asking when she's going to come visit or when she can talk to her.
this is what i get for being a big fat liar. my plan for now is to keep up the lie for a couple more weeks then just tell my mom we broke up.
>>7157137
Why are you (you)ing me?
>>7157138
hi velma i love you very much all my heart
when a tranny moved in with me i didn't think i'd be cleaning up her messies multiple times a day, but here i am doing just that
>>7157139
I'm so confused
>>7157141
I don't think that's because she's a tranny though
>>7157128
>I'll never get to have a childhood as a girl
I went to summer camp the year before I hit puberty, and the result was just being known as the awkward kid. I had friends, but it was like I didn't know what to do because I was basically wearing a mask the whole time to avoid getting bullied.
I got the shit bullied out of me though, constantly called a faggot in the cabin, harassed by the friends of the girl that was crushing on me for not knowing everyone's names
Some of my most vivid memories come from those two weeks in my life.
I spent the next year at camp depressed and drugged out, so most of my memories were pretty bland. I hurt the girl by saying I was tired of just being frustrated by my feelings for her. Truth is I wanted to be more like her.
I'll never forget the way she held me
The funny thing is that she's on the diving team for the uni I'm at right now.
>>7157134
If you want a bubble butt, eat chicken.
>Tfw you started your period
>>7157141
Cuck desperate virgin or chaser
Or all at once
>>7157144
velma is my love of my life
thanks velma :)
http://www.strawpoll.me/11563268
>>7157145
I just pushed mine into my crotch
Did nothing though.
>>7157109
Rip dreams
At least you have time to work on games right?
>>7157141
Stop telling mtfg about my kitchen messies ;_;
>>7157149
Do you bleed out your butt?
>>7157149
do you cycle progesterone this week every month?
>>7157157
Tfw gf asked me if I earned my red wings yet
>>7157118
;_; im sorry
what about hanging frog raises and other things? can't just rely on squats for cute butt
>>7157152
Please don't kill yourself
>>7157152
>tfw no option for never
i don't like this game
>>7157153
Yeah, it was the desperation of growing 3 inches, getting hair on my chest and the dick growing monstersize.
I actually taped it back and I was lucky nothing was perma damaged.
>>7157163
>tfw platonic diaper changes
>>7157166
I just sat back and watched myself get more manly helplessly
>>7157148
I'm sorry, I get sidetracked sometimes q_q
I had a really vivid dream last night about the place, and it brought back heavy memories.
I wonder sometimes if she'd still want to be friends with me, but I don't really wanna find out desu. We never clicked that well anyways.
>>7157172
:/ get yo shit together
>>7157160
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me (internal hemmorhoids, but i do bleed out my butt once a month for like a week or so.. i actually have uaues pan cardty libers
>>7157178
Omg I'm losing my shit?
Do you buy new food every day?
>>7157173
i became manlierer
>>7157154
Ya, when I don't sleep the day away lol
Could be worse