/mtfg/ - male to female general

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>>7154549
You guys really need to move past animu.

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>>7154549
>• You look good today.
your lies are like sugar muffins

tasty and good for my mood, but ultimately bad for my body

>>7154555
I just don't want a dick between my legs.

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>>7154542
While it might not be typical I don't find it surprising.
You're a likable sort.

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Good Morning mtfg :D

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>>7154542
>>7154511
I have a feeling it's easier to stay friends with guys. In my experience, cis girls tend to feel violated by our dysphoria.

>>7154570
Hi

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>>7154521
Pls don't misgender me anon.

>>7154524
No.

>>7154535
Ive been pretty reclusive lately, I only tend to spend time with my ex, my room-mate, and my other friends boyfriend. Ive told you about her, she moved a few months back. I got robbed by a gradeschool friend, and then I had legal issues, it made me quite the shut in and very distrustful of others.

>>7154538
Ty ilu~ <3

>>7154542
Well now I just feel shitty, I guess all my pre-transition freindships were just as shallow as I am.

>>7154555
I wish there was more good animu, the art is really pretty though...

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>>7154542
>What are you implying ;___;
Nothing, nothing.

At least you've got a reason for it though. I wonder what Basic's excuse is.

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>>7154568
I don't think anime will help you with that.

>>7154574
I apologize. It was just a joke.

>>7154574
>I got robbed by a gradeschool friend

what the fuck

>>7154574
ilu2 Moapchan, log on more to things so I can be catty with you more, its not fun being catty alone.

>>7154581
It helps me running away.

>>7154574
>I wish there was more good animu
Have you watched The Tatami Galaxy? It's pretty good and pretty.

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post shit taste

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Why are mid thirties dads so hot?
You know the ones that haven't had the time to take care of themselves that well since they had kids but still try, and have kind of awful fashion sense

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>>7154555
But animu addiction is why we're all on the sissy pills

>>7154569
Honestlyyy I'm flattered that you'd say that but I was not likeable when I was a drug addict. I'm kind of shocked they put up with me until I sorted myself out.

>>7154571
I've found the opposite. In fact cis female friends have outright said that they feel as if we were able to grow closer after I transitioned. The friends that I drifted from the most were male.

>>7154574
Weren't you friends with a bunch of white supremacists though? I think that might be a pretty big factor as to why you'd drift from them.

>>7154588
>The Tatami Galaxy
In my top 10 anime its great

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>>7154580
Are you suggesting I'm some kind of nympho?

>>7154580
WTF ANON

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>>7154592
>post shit taste
i didn't like akira

it had a few good scenes i really liked, but it was overlong and boring for the most part

>>7154594
daddy issues

>>7154599
You did post about wanting dick before leaving bed this morning. Then you went down to your kitchen and got spankings.

People are saying "hello" to me when I walk my dog more often. Is this female privilege?

>>7154603
I agree, it wasn't bad but i wasn't amazed

>>7154594
you sound like a homewrecker

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>>7154574
Yeah, you told me about her before. At the moment, I only spend time with my grade school friends, and those relationships are fraying a bit just because the guys I was closest to are back at home.

>>7154595
I wish I had female friends lol.

>>7154592
>shit taste
I have shit taste.

>>7154592
The Girl Who Lept Through Time was pretty amazing though.

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>>7154586
I don't really think this is something you can outrun but, hey, whatever helps.

>>7154595
Eh I had you filtered when you started posting but you kind of grown on me.
You never answered me - what's happening in derpannaland?

>>7154602
El-oh-el.

>>7154607
Yes

>>7154609
I'm not I swear ;~;

>>7154604
Wtf

>>7154599
i get the distinct impression that your sex drive is always on stand-by and never completely switched off

>>7154602
BASIC WTF

>>7154613
I self-inserted in Makoto before i even knew that was a thing desu

I would be super depressed today if my boyfriend wasn't such a sweetie. he sends me texts every few hours encouraging me and saying everything is gonna be okay

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>>7154615
What does help? I don't want to be degenerate.

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>>7154581
Its k, I forgive you anon <3

>>7154584
He was a heroin junkie.

>>7154585
It never is, but what should I log into more?

>>7154588
Ill have to take a look at it, it looks like it has a tone Id enjoy.

>>7154594
Sometimes Ill bike ride in the morning and there will be this ripped late 30s guy running around with his dog and he's R E D I C U L O U S L Y hot. Its also hot to think about how he'd know how to manage finances and fix stuff around the house.

>>7154595
Yes, I was friends with a lot of unsavory folk Im afraid. Even the ones who werent outright white supremacists were very conservative white folk.

The worst part is I miss them, I miss them a lot, Elanna.

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>when qt wakes up

>>7154622
having a bf is the best

>>7154615
>>7154618
Why am I being bullied here wtf

>>7154628
thanks, but i've been awake for like 10 hours

>>7154626
Oh and I don't want to be a hon.

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>>7154511
I have mones, just can't get surgeries.
>>7154549
>tfw op doesn't apply to you

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>>7154634
>qt wakes uo
>I've been awake for like 10 hours

I am sorry Anon, but, you might not be the qt in question.

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OMG! I think I'm going to br vanished for at least a week!

It's a high stakes election! What will happen mtfg?

Whatever the outcome I promise to accept and hold myself to the results! I'll post the link in as many threads there are today and I will announce the results tommorrow!

http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892

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>>7154632
Bullied? You're the one who brought up being attracted to young fathers.

>>7154626
>>7154636
Honestly I don't know. But whatever you decide make sure to put your heart and soul into it. No half measures.

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>>7154640
>I am sorry Anon, but, you might not be the qt in question.
i once spent a night inside a shed in midwinter, but even that does not compare to the coldness of your heart, lissy

yet again there was a new thread and i posted in the old one ugh fml
anyway this was my dream:


it was pretty shitty.
first, I was going out with my old girlfriend again. then some tower in england was blown up by terrorists and it was a 9/11 scale thing.
then we found out it was a hoax, but it was scary for us because when it happened we were also in a tall building so we were like "must...get....out..."
then I went to a theme park run by some church and there was a priest there escorting us and like...kari and I were in this dream "dating" but like, we were really platonic and it was comfy and then she was like "oh i'm not going out with you, we're friends" and she started doing dirty things with some guy next to us and I was creeped.
then the priest dude was picking on me a lot about some shit idr and I got really upset and slapped him and called him mean words and my entire family was just PISSED at me. I slept for like two days at some place...idk, they all basically left me with the priest and they were like "come back when you've calmed down and apologized and stuff" and then when i woke up after my 2 day nap, my parents were there to get me and they acted really nice but then someone was like "does she know we're going to the airport" and it turned out
they were lying toi me and they were gonna make me go live with my abusive ex-step father in antartica...he doesn't live in antartica but he did in the dream.

then kari came over and was like "hi" and we hung out and I was sad and then i woke up.

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i want to play league again :(

its been too long

>>7154648
Excuse me the implication that I was a slut came before I said that tyvm

>>7154649
Oh anon you poor thing
Come, I'm making a hearty roast dinner you should join us

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>>7154632
>Why am I being bullied here wtf
if god didn't want you to be bullied, why did he make you so bulliable?

>>7154653
Love yourself

>>7154627
>Its also hot to think about how he'd know how to manage finances
Financial responsibility is SO FUCKING SEXY
I'm not even joking

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>>7154621
the first character I ever self-inserted in was Yozora

>>7154659
:3

>>7154664
where is she from

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>>7154654
Implication? I think people here are flat out telling you.

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>>7154649
But Anon, I didn't say that you weren't a qt, merely that you are not the specific qt I am referring to.

I don't want to be a midwinter shed Anon :<

trips, who is actually hetero on here?

Or at least bi that is you had sex with a boy at least once.

>>7154657
I'm not bulliable

>>7154669
AND I'M NOT A SLUT

>>7154674
Ohio!

>>7154671
You'll always be my midwinter shed

I think im dying of maltesers overdose
Halp

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>>7154674
straight girl reporting in

>>7154627
>>7154661
D A D D Y I S S U E S
>>7154671
Hi Lissy
>>7154650
>some tower in england was blown up by terrorists
:/

>>7154682
More maltesers should help

>>7154674
bi masterrace reporting in

>>7154685
Nooo i had an entire bad already

>>7154679
>>7154683
>>7154688

You make me feel a little less lonely.

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>>7154674
Str8!
boys only

>>7154674
im a virgin but desu i like both

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>>7154606
Yeah thanks for those spankings by the way~

>>7154618
This is actually pretty accurate ;_;

>>7154615
I'm sorry I fell asleep before I could reply that night ;_;
Nothing crazy really, it's my weekend and I'm gonna do some shopping. Kinda jelly that you've been able to keep up running, I've been too tired to do long distance biking lately

>>7154627
I'm sorry ;_;
Idk I don't know what I'd even do in that situation

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>>7154691
there's not very many hetero girls left that regularly browse these threads :/

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>>7154648
>tfw killing heart and soul with drugs.
I'm fun to be around I swear.

>>7154691
I prefer women...

>>7154654
>Come, I'm making a hearty roast dinner you should join us
but it's thursday - roast dinners are for sunday

>>7154671
who is this qt you're talking about then, and is it a cat?

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>>7154700
classic mistake

>>7154674
i'm a straight male, but i'm maybe 10% into very feminine guys (never done anything more than kissing with a guy though)

girls are better than boys

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>>7154674
>who is actually hetro
I used to be, HRT fucked with my sexual orientation a lot and I was hetro for a while. Had a bf, we sexed. It was pre surgery though, and we broke up before I was healed enough to have PIV sex.

Now I seem to have settled down as a lesbian. I am really hoping it doesn't change again because I am quite happy like this now. I doubt it will now I'm back on HRT and won't have to come off it for any reason though.

>>7154680
T-thanks you too.

>>7154684
Hey Shakira, how're you?

>>7154701
Secret~ Definitely a person though lol

>>7154691
Dick is great just not attached to me anywhere.

how come mtfg used to be all straight and now its all gay whats going on

>>7154701
Roast dinners are for any day you want
I also have a qt cat

>>7154684
Omg stop

>>7154690
But if a little of something is good then even more of something must be better right?

>>7154706
But BRO

>>7154710
anime has corrupted everyone

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>When a piece of shit relative gets rich renting out his decayed piece of shit building for emergency housing for refugees at a premium and starts thinking hes fucking better than everyone else.
This goddamn piece of shit parasite is worth 70 million swedish crowns right now he got straight from my and everyones tax money. Holy fuck I hate this world so much, its one thing when idiots make celebrities rich by spending their money but this shit makes me legit mad.

This fucker is the type who covers his sofa in plastic to NEVER stain it, almost never worked and now this goddamn cunt is a millionaire.

If a serial arsonist ever gets on the loose in Sweden ya'll going to know who it is.

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>>7154710
no idea blame liberals

>>7154710
gay is arguably better than being straight, i mean have you seen a girl, theyre pretty great

>>7154710
>why are there gays on /lgbt/?
>>7154708
I think I have the flu

>>7154718
yeah i know its much better now im just wondering why

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>>7154710
Sexuality is a spook

>>7154724
more people are seeing that its better too

>7154335
>Run away and you're disqualified from the race. We all have monsters we have to face.

Fuck you I never wanted participate in the race in the first place

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I wish I had a childhood.

>>7154668
Haganai.

>>7154727
this is lauren btw

>>7154718
girls are pretty hot but how can you pass up dick?

friend asked what pronouns i prefer
how long after hrt should wait 2 switch
like 3 months or what

>>7154735
im a girl and i have a dick

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>>7154695
>Kinda jelly that you've been able to keep up running
I ran myself into the infirmary at the finish line. I was actually close to getting an infusion. There won't be a lot of running for me in the next few weeks. Plus I start my new job on Monday.

There's a great photo of me covered in blankets.

>Nothing crazy really, it's my weekend and I'm gonna do some shopping.
Oh that sounds nice. I am going to eat and sleep, not necessarily in that order. Maybe go watch a movie or two.

>>7154676
Of course not. You're a good Catholic girl.

tfw never know if i like a girl or want to be her

>>7154711
>Roast dinners are for any day you want
well yeah, if you're some kind of culinary anarchist, but in the more civilised parts of the world, we like to each certain dishes on certain days

NO, i am NOT jealous that my dinner this evening was pea soup and 200g of lollipops

>But BRO
i didn't even start the kiss, he just kind of jumped on me, i don't think i'm at fault here

>>7154735
Huh for me it's masculinity that I'm attracted to.
I would gladly be with a non-op FtM bf.

>>7154740
girldick doesn't count

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>>7154661
Me either.
He can make you feel safe in a way no man our age could.

>>7154674
I sleep with men, its far preferable to sleeping with women.

>>7154695
The goal is to move to Washington once I get done with school.

>>7154684
Mike from Desperate housewives was insanely hot. You know you want an older man with a secure savings plan and house.

>>7154715
Don't become a caliphate desu

>>7154735
girls do nothing for me

>>7154734
Ohhh, it still stands. Sexuality is a spook. What isn't a spook?
>>7154734
This desu. Like girls are aesthetic, but guys are 8/8
Idk, boys are great.

>>7154698
You certainly aren't the first one.

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>>7154702
>google pictures of models to prove to you that women are irresistible
>look at them
>feel nothing
these pills are serious shit

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>>7154747
>The goal is to move to Washington once I get done with school.
hey, same here actually.

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>>7154755
>tfw no roadhog bf

When snickerdoodle is online, I will have good news for her. I feel just terrible, but I cannot really help Smiles, as I'd have hoped. Zero jurisdiction, for lack of better term. I don't know anything I thought I would about Victoria, England. Emily I can probably help as well, as I had told her earlier this morning when I was nocturnal no-sleeping. I have a bunch of numbers she'll need to stress phone tag through, I cannot do this for her. That I feel bad for, but those people are the right people to tackle these tough issues for *her* for sure. I don't like how self destroying she was she being. Send her *hugs*.

If someone sees those people online, let them know the social worker who promised to try to help updated. I can't be home until much much later, but I did look into a lot of stuff.

Also, if someone sees Sarah, tell her I visited what I'm almost positive is the same graveyard she lives in, but only very briefly in my car. I did not take pictures, because of the sign. I did not meet her, or see anyone else there. It was only 15 minutes from where I was today doing crisis intervention, so I went out of the way to drive through on a break, but it took awhile to find so I couldn't stay long. It's been on my to do list since I found out she is from my region (about 50 minutes away) last month when she was uploading those gorgeous trees (they're still gorgeous!).

Okay 3:30 break is over.

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>>7154759
*judges u*

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Col. Repressitch: You're not in Kansas anymore. You're on Dysphora. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might want to go there for some R & R after a tour on Dysphora.

Out there beyond that mental block every living tranny not purged from your mind that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to make you transition and swap your testosterone for estrogen.
We have an indigenous 4chan called the Em'Ti Ef'Gi. They're fond of posts dipped in a subversion that will shut down your stone heart in one minute -- and they have fanaticism reinforced with artificially occurring hormones. They are very hard to resist.
As head of Repression, it is my job to keep you male, keep you normal. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong, mental attitude. You got to obey the rules: Repression rules!

>>7154722
Shit, that sucks. You need soup, and lemsip!

>>7154761
Wtff????? How can you not want a big comfy bf???

>>7154766
Im a big sexy boy, wanna snuggle me qt?

>>7154769
I'm not qt, but I would ;-;

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>>7154752
How are the survival rates

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>>7154760
i don't know what any of this is about, but i will redirect the aforementioned trips to this post when i see them, anon

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How are so many people here not scared of sex?

>>7154763
You're gonna make a pretty girl

>>7154771
You're probably too hard on yourself, just come crawl into my arms and everything will be k~

>>7154776
its not scary when you love and trust someone

>>7154760
Yeah implying I'm not here tho.

I'm turning my trip on to tell you there is no sign I'm aware of and I've looked cuz I do photography. You sure you didn't end up at All Saints? More than you have messed it up. so it's not the same place. Albany rural cemetry its adjacent by a few miles, despite entrances being connected and Saint marries people also screw that one up because that shit is like a tree place or whatever (if yo ended there good choice but it's like 200 years newer legit). Where are you from again, cobbelskill NY? Why are you in Albany? It's not even in Albany really, more like a smaller town adjacent. Albany is the city I'm from.

Ugh this bitch won't even read this will she.

Put a trip up on so I can pretend I have more friends. I thought your name was Emily or something gay.

Also sorry you can't help smiles I like smiles. I'll try to chat her up all creepy. I miss smiles already.

Ugh tfw you know she won't even see my response. Kill myself.

>>7154776
what's to be scared of?

tempted to filter sarah should I

>>7154747
:^)

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>>7154766
>liking obese slobs
pic related. big guys are fine I. can. see the appeal in bears but roadhog is d i s g u s t i n g

>>7154776
sex with guys feels gud

>>7154788
Is that Kayla meme?

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>>7154742
God damn, are you recovering ok? That's kind of crazy ;_; good luck at the new job though
Ohh and I guess this also is new, I finally got all my music stuff assembled at my new place so I'm kinda hype

Anyways I gotta run and be an adult for a while, l8er!

>>7154776
Only time I've ever been shown for it was drunk af, but yeah iktf..
>>7154779
I'm really not that hard on myself.
>>7154788
But, he's a bear that's like idk why I just really like him......

>>7154776
i'm not really scared of having sex, but i weigh like 80kg and i'm a bit self-conscious of my body

>>7154793
Well, Im quite soft, come rest on me and don't worry about such things k?

>>7154742
Yes. That's exactly what I am
Are you over your sniffles yet?

>>7154744
>NO, i am NOT jealous that my dinner this evening was pea soup and 200g of lollipops
Aside form your trash taste in soup that sounds pretty great. I like to be more adventurous with my meal choices. And by adventurous I mean just using whatever is at home

>i didn't even start the kiss, he just kind of jumped on me, i don't think i'm at fault here
Cuuuuuuute
Did you kiss him back :3

>>7154747
I'm old enough to know better desu
But I just don't want to have to worry about anything ever besides cooking cleaning and raising babbys

>>7154776
Idk why to be scared?

wanna do coke together instead >>7154785

>>7154772
Certainly better than in some Junji Ito manga.
From my limited experience, a lot of people try the self destructive route for a while. Alas self destruction takes a lot of effort and time so you end up being saddled with whatever dysphoria throws at you on top of your life being a complete and utter mess.
And if you are going to put in the effort it might as well be towards something productive. Repression, transition, whatever you choose stick to it.

>>7154780
Y-yeah... but just thinking about the possibility of having it makes my face feel so funny and i get short of breath. It makes me feel like i'm really embarrassed

>>7154783
Welllllllll, for one i dont play with myself so like.... im kind of scared of having anything big in me. What if i'm not ready and someone wants to have sex with me?

>>7154747
Wow yeah totally agree
>>7154776
I am terrified of sex

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>>7154765
I have beechams

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>tfw dinner is one piece of chicken breast and 200g green peas every day

>>7154733
ok sweet ill check it out, looks qt

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>>7154757
Id like to live in the Seattle metro, ideally. What about you?

>>7154776
Sex isn't scary, you're just feeling a general fear of the unknown. Once you lose your virginity youll no longer fear it.

>>7154787
<3

>>7154800
Being a housewife is the dream, all my aunts envy my mom because she got to be one.

>>7154706
Are you curious about how feminine a penis can look? When you're on hormones it stops smelling male, it shrinks and it can't cum anymore, it just leaks clear sticky liquid when you get excited. It's really cute, desu.

>>7154708
I'm bi with occasional cocklust but seriously leaning towards lesbeans.

>>7154740
I'm a girl and I have a dick too.

>>7154743
You want to be her.
It is known

>>7154806
Lol, the first cock I had was a monstercock it hurt so much I had to tell the guy to stop and I gave him a blowjob.

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>>7154800
>Aside form your trash taste in soup that sounds pretty great.
you take that back right now fampai; pea and ham hock soup is delicious as fuck, also don't talk to me or my son ever again

>Did you kiss him back :3
only accidentally, and i slowly broke off the kiss once i realised it was happening

>>7154813
>Chicken breast with peas.
How's this working out?

>>7154818
<3 moapy <3

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>7154807
I told some lesbian couple that yesterday on tinder and one of them said "that sucks". Ugh. >>7154822
Yo I like thst soup too, Im on your side. Get me a gun too so we can beat the crap out of these people! (tfw I would probably terrorize a soup kitchen for warm soup right now if I was a froggo)

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>tfw feel like I should end everything
>tfw waves of feeling like shit are more common than feeling alright
>>7154776
I'm not scared, I just know I won't get any
>>7154828
<3

>>7154828
Pick one.

>>7154797
>ywn cuddle with bear anon

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>>7154834

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>>7154825
i mean it's boring af, but i'm more motivated to lose weight than to eat nice things PLUS i need to save like 2k for my tattoo

>>7154820
>Are you curious about how feminine a penis can look? When you're on hormones it stops smelling male, it shrinks and it can't cum anymore, it just leaks clear sticky liquid when you get excited. It's really cute, desu.
this is a surprisingly lewd post for sertii - i think you've been here for too long and have started to pick up bad influences from CERTAIN POSTERS (YES YOU)

>>7154828
hugg

>>7154832
<3
>>7154833
Pick one what?

>>7154842
i-it's not me tho

Today I got up earlier than usual. I went for coffee before work because I've always enjoyed people-watching on rainy days. After sitting at the coffee shop for what felt like an eternity, I slowly made my way to work.

At the crosswalk there was a beautiful girl without an umbrella, whose impatience was visibly growing as she was getting wet. Taken by her beauty and what's left of my courage these days, I slowly snuck up beside her and placed my umbrella above her squarish and masculine yet still beautiful head.

She was surprised and I just smiled. I asked her where she was going and she told me "Work" in a raspy male voice. Immediately I knew this person was not what you'd call a typical female.

While standing there shocked by her unfitting voice, she continued as if there was nothing wrong. "My name is Ufufu and you can find me later on the mtfg board of 4chan where I am queen." She chucked the lipstick smeared cigarette butt on the ground, crushed the burning cherry with her muscular leg showing beneath the black skirt and spit out a big hoark. "See you later baby" she said and winked, as I noticed the hidden five o'clock shadow beneath the heavy makeup move in waves on her face. Staggered, I stood there trying to puzzle-in what had just happened.

>>7154822
Vegetable, tomato, roasted pepper, chicken noodle, potato and leek.
These are the best soups all other are trash.

I be thought got all flustered and butterflies.
Did you feel like a real girl???

>>7154818
It is
It's p much all I want out of life

>>7154842
That's sass tho

>>7154841
can i have that 2k i could get much more use out of it than a tattoo

>>7154800
>Are you over your sniffles yet?
I don't know. I finished my marathon on Sunday and my immune system is going to tank a week from then. So I'll know next week. In the mean time I am on some much vit C I am about to look like Earl of Lemongrab, not to mention all of the zinc, fish oil, and immuno boosters I am taking.

>>7154834
You could if you really wanted, I need cuddles badly.

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>>7154851
senpai i've wanted this for years and i work really hard for this money stuff so no sorry :(

>>7154841
The problem with these extreme diets is that unless you keep it up forever you'll just put the weight back on and nobody can keep up a starvation diet forever even the most dedicated of models.

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>>7154812
It's all good!

>>7154820
Yea I was like that about a month ago and it's slowly faded. Like I don't actually know how to feel about it. On the one hand it's no big deal because I'll just date who I want to date. On the other hand, idk I guess I miss the feelings a little? but that will fade I guess because I still have feelings, just not for guys. Different feelings.

>>7154574
You broke up with your boyfriend?

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>>7154805
I'm working at min wage in the service branch sometimes serving myself. Can it get much messier?

>>7154856
typicall marx leninist desu

>>7154843
No please I am undeserving of hugs!

>>7154865
huggu

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>>7154818
same, pretty much lol. The countryside is so pretty, but, but I prefer city life desu.
It's just really expensive from what I hear, so living alone isn't really an option.
I actually wanted to go to UW for a while, but they declined me.

>>7154813
Don't expect much from it lol. It's just a dumb harem with one character that I associated with about 4 years ago.

>>7154852
Did you do good on sunday, marathanon??
>>7154854
Idek where you are tho. And I have sinusitis rn ;-;7

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>>7154857
it's not really starvation diet, it's a normal 20% deficit. It's extremely diverse and fits all the macros perfectly. On top of being very cheap and being easy to make. If it wasn't for that id probably just order pizza or sushi every day so this actually works better for me. I've been doing this for over 2 months now so its nbd, just a bit boring.

>>7154862
literally no one would say yes to that request, unless they were extremely rich. What do you need 2k for?

>>7154868
Please young lady, its for your own good, save hugs for those who deserve them.

>>7154831
>Yo I like thst soup too, Im on your side. Get me a gun too so we can beat the crap out of these people! (tfw I would probably terrorize a soup kitchen for warm soup right now if I was a froggo)
Thankfully at least ONE person in this thread seems to have good taste

>>7154850
>vegetable, tomato, roasted pepper, chicken noodle
all garbage - where is the french onion? the new england clam chowder? MTFs are stereotyped for their culinary aptitude, Basic, and you are really letting the team down right now.

>Did you feel like a real girl???
i am a MAN, not a girl, you sissy. not everyone who browses /lgbt/ regularly is some kind of flaming homo, y'know

>>7154842
That's a degenerate Sass post. I love the girls perversion, but I've filtered it temporarily before because it's gayer than drakeposter.

I'm going back to boozing and pretending I'm homeless. I'll be back later to make everyone omelets and resend that Emily-anon a less passive aggressive message about "my" graveyard. (I started working there 2 months ago officially at 9 an hour. I could get more pay, but I get paid to be in a graveyard so....)

I've been out of work since hospital. It's not a constant need for me anyway, more like I clean up trash because I live there. So I'm going to go maybe sit there awhile.

>>7154849
This fan fiction series is going to be awesome. I'm still a fiction editor. I'll publish this. Let's do it.

>>7154849
trip on kayla, we know its you with all the potshots

>>7154857
>tfw all you need to do to lose 3 lbs is skip 2 meals
fuck me desu

>>7154872
If you need to eat that little to lose weight you shouldn't be losing weight.

>>7154871
Its ok just bring some ear plugs for me then

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>>7154825
How are you?

>>7154850
Same desu, thats the good life.

>>7154860
No, he broke up with me.

>>7154882
Yr sinus would get infected too tho...

>>7154884
Oh, what happened?

>>7154887
Its ok, I'll just take the sickness from you so you can be a healthy qt

>>7154881
>20% deficit while on estrogen is "too little"

ok senpai whatever you say. I was thin as fuck literally my whole life except the past 4 to 5 years, i'm just going back to who i used to be.

pic related, me 4 years ago

https://unsee.cc
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>>7154640
Who is the qt in question? they sound cool

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Morning

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>put in bowl
>heat
>DO NOT ADD WATER

>>7154893
You're eating a no carb dinner, if that's not a meme diet I don't know what is.

>>7154895
How do I say good morning in Australian?

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>>7154895
emily, you have (1) new message: >>7154760

also:
>an australian

>>7154898
??????

where did i say i didn't eat carbs are you retarded?

i told you what my dinner was, there's like 2 more meals in the day full of that shit

>>7154895
Yo thst bad bitch Emily was back said she has a number for you and CLAIMS to have visited the graveyard I work at but she said there was a sign so idk if she's right probably not. But she seemed to have good news if you scroll up. No trip tho

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>>7154881
>If you need to eat that little to lose weight you shouldn't be losing weight.
???

The point is to gradually lose weight over the course of months so you'll basically have the same habits when you get to your target weight

>>7154902
Hey anon
You always bring a smile to my face when you post at me.

>>7154852
Jesus that actually sounds rough :/
I really hope you're OK after all that and I'm sure you'll look as handsome as ever

>>7154875
I don't like seafood
And I've never had French onion soup ;~;
I'm sure I'd love it though. And I'm not letting anyone down I'm a semi OK cook!
I've never heard that about Trans girls tho is that a thing?

>not everyone who browses /lgbt/ regularly is some kind of flaming homo, y'know
But you're at least 10% homo like you said right?

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>>7154895
Helo how are yu?
I fell asleep yesterday btw.

>>7154834
I too want to cuddle naked with bear anon

>>7154841
But is this like an official diet or just you making stuff up, cause I want to try it!

>>7154848
>>7154850
Omg sertiii! Stop stealing my trips to lewdpost!
:^p

>>7154859
It's really weird because, At this moment, I'm rationalizing my cocklust as some sort of hetero validation I seek of my female identity....or I'm just like speaking out of my ass since I only took like an introducción to psychology in the university

hi im on my laptop in bed rn

>>7154912
I'm still very sad

>>7154914
is bed comfy?

>>7154904
??????

where did i say you didn't eat carbs are you retarded?

I said you are eating a no carb dinner. Dinner.
>>7154906
Are you really going to eat a slice of chicken breast and peas for dinner for the rest of your life? If you are, more power to you.

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>>7154905
Omg why are typing so rude?

>>7154900
G'day cunt

>>7154913
ive been using the /fit/ sticky for over 6 years desu

>>7154918
ok senpai you triggered me im out. later

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>>7154908
>You always bring a smile to my face when you post at me.
that's all very fine and good, but if you could feel a little bit more bullied, i'd appreciate that (if that's okay)

>>7154913
>I'm rationalizing my cocklust as some sort of hetero validation I seek of my female identity
Yea I had these feels too. Now I'm just like, no mater how much I think about it guys just don't do it for me. The only sexual thoughts I get are over girls now.

>>7154891
I can make u sick that's bad.
>>7154913
Yeee
How's it going sass???

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>>7154923
Don't worry
I very much appreciate your bullying

>>7154910
>I've never heard that about Trans girls tho is that a thing?
trans girls are stereotypically bad at english, but good at programming and cooking and niche artsy hobbies. also, what kind of godless person doesn't like seafood?

>But you're at least 10% homo like you said right?
i prefer to round it up to just "straight"

>>7154927
Yeah, but I get to be with a cute girl, so any amount of sickness is fine.

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>>7154888
I wanted him to choke me during sex and he didn't want to. He also wanted way more sex than me.

>>7154893
You looked good then, you can back to that Im sure!

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>>7154913
SASS

i know we've had our differences, and i know you want to be the queen bee and all, but we don't have much time

>>7154916
Oh :c
Why don't you visit your helping friend?

>>7154917
ya :3

but no boy to share it with ;~;

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>>7154936
I'm queen bee now

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>>7154942
hey i look like a boy!
be right over ;)

>>7154884
I'm good. I seem to have turned into a lesb and I'm making a fun election poll!

How about you?

>>7154946
are u queens and shit

>>7154778
You say that but it's always a hon you end up making

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>>7154946
lol

try again

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>>7154928
good - remember, smooth seas do not make good sailors

you're a pork chop that needs to be toughened up

>>7154942
Im a big strong boy!
>>7154949
Maeve you're too fucking girly and cute, you're not fooling anyone!

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piggu

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>Very tall
>Forced to fit the mommy roll but all I want is to be daddy's little girl
I hate my future manlet bf.

>>7154933
But yr with me so that isn't right....

>>7154931
2/4 isn't bad is it?

>what kind of godless person doesn't like seafood?
This is one of my greatest shames. I've tried so many times to like it but I just don't. I'm sorry

It sounds like you're bifurious

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>>7154894
Oh she is, really cool in fact. I think you know her, believe it or not!

She's super pretty. Can't get her out of my head desu.

>>7154964
I am always right cutie.

>>7154963
I was so young and happy in 1999 fuck, that picture is so accurate.

>>7154961
Lol wat a hon

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>she's ignoring me on grindr

I have muscles. What more do they want.

Maybe I'm just so boring and uninteresting a perfect body doesn't counteract my personality


All I wanted was a gf to cuddle

>>7154896
This was.... This was awful. :(

>>7154978
When will /fit/ learn that lifting doesn't hide autism?

>>7154979
did you accidentally add water

>>7154763
I don't want to survive.
Neither i want to be a trans.

>>7154949
maeve your a girl !!!! but i would cuddle with you anyyway

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will hrt make skin nice?

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>>7154982
I wasn't even being autistic

>>7154983
Hahah no.

>>7154919
I'm a degenerate. To be completely up front, I woke up in the hospital recently on a lot of drugs like Zyprexa attivan haldol morphine abilify and a few others for pain and muscle and neurology and they really really are effecting me. I'd also missed a week of estrogen. I'm very hormonal now and on a different androgen blocker.

My moods are very very unstable.


I honestly feel like a different person.

>>7154986
Yes :3 mostly that's all it does for awhile.

>>7154986
yes, and it'll make your body-hair super fine and soft which makes your skin seem softer

>>7154997
>>7154993
ok

>>7154984
Execute this man

>>7154985
yay :3

>>7154937
They live too far away

>>7154958
Yes very true anon

>>7154966
>This is one of my greatest shames. I've tried so many times to like it but I just don't. I'm sorry
i forgive you, despite the fact that i'm the complete opposite and eat very little land meat compared to fish. i probably go too far in the other direction actually, since i unironically don't enjoy big slabs of meat like steak or roast chicken

>It sounds like you're bifurious
oh yeah? well you're a GIRL

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>tfw you have to go deep into Bed-Stuy for estrogen
>tfw they're still out
>tfw you have 2 or 3 weeks left
>>7154969
But I'm not qt...

>>7154963
>tfw 6'7 but pass
i got literally everything else right

>>7154999
Yes please upside down satan. Where do I sign up?

>>7155005
I am tired, please do not argue. Just come snuggle in my arms and help me sleep.

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how to make sad go away?

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>>7155006
>notbad.mkv
my shoulders might be too strong, but it's too early to tell

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>>7155010
Cuddle something cute

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>>7155010
I don't know friend
I want it gone too

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Something set my mom off and she just yelled at me for 15 minutes straight for being a man and how I don't understand women.

Haha, good thing she doesn't know I'm trans. She'd feel real silly if she knew how much she made me cry.

>tfw your mom tells you you only have 20mg left
I am ready for death.
>>7155006
Are you opposite me??
>>7155013
I used that on an AGP card and it worked great, thanks, hon!

>>7155012
I'm alone all the time though
>>7155015
>>7155014
:_:

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>>7155003
>since i unironically don't enjoy big slabs of meat like steak or roast chicken
You would not like my cooking then.
I grew up on a farm. I'm all about big meaty hearty dishes.

>oh yeah? well you're a GIRL
Thank you so much ;~;

Fuck I'm really bad with time, what do I do of I'm on pills???

Today my insurance said they won't cover electrolysis until I change my name (first time I heard that this is a medical requirement; I actually think the guy who looked at my case was wrong and I might have to explain to them how their job works). But if they're right, it might take anywhere from 2 months to 2 and a half years until I get eletro.

My question is: other than pain and ingrown hairs, is there a reason I shouldn't start epilating my face?

>>7155013
is that what hrt pills are supposed to look like??
>>7155010
be hopeful! you're gonna get hrt soon, yeah?

>>7154936
I just can't be part of a harem bby, I need to be the wife, I want u to take me to the inaugural ball, Trump gets to parade me as a trans latina liberal woman so as to calm down all the craziness.

I'm like worth my weight in political gold.

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Why does this happen to me

Every single girl I've liked. It always does when it comes to chatting

What do I need to do. Get even more ripped. A 12 pack? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WOMEN

I'm so alone.

>>7155020
You mean like taking pills on time? I use an app called Medisafe so my phone reminds me when to take them.

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>>7155017
>I'm alone all the time though
use your sweet and caring personality in order to trick people into becoming your friends, and then cuddle them

>>7155015
Aww.

>>7155026
Oh God, I don't even remember where my phone is half the time ;-;,

>>7155022
>on, yeah?
I don't know, I was supposed to hear about that yesterday...

I think they are hiding the news from me

my hope is dust now

>>7155025
Have an interesting and good personality.

>>7155018
>I grew up on a farm.
like an actual farm-farm, or the """"farm"""" that every irish person outside of dublin grew up on? did you have pet chickens and a cow called annabelle?

>>7155015
that's awful ;___;

>>7155021
I might just get my name legally changed sometime soon and not go by it for a while

O w8, there's patches.

>>7155030
I don't even have acquaintances

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What do I do about boobies if they are starting to become obvious under shirts? I'm still full-time in the closet boymode.

>>7155038
That's what I did desu.

>>7155015
I don't ask to be edgy, but is she Jewish or heavily Christian? Just curious. I'm sorry for the narcissist generation making your life hell. You deserve cuddled and softness.

>haha anon are you trans?
>nono this is just a prank, gotchyou!

wew close call today.

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>>7155035
>all that time training just to become a super efficient wanker

I do have a personality. Maybe I should be abusive

>>7155034
i mean, the worst case scenario was that you were supposed fo do three months of therapy right?

>>7155044
No.

>>7155034
in dungeon of the endless dust is used to brighten up rooms and is one of the more important resources!

>>7155037
Like a proper farm with cows and horses and sheep and chickens etc.
Nah I didn't, I hated it because I was the only son and it was set up really young that I had to have an interest and take it over eventually.
I spent as much time away from there as I could

>>7155047
I'm going these boobs as a prank bro, it's just so I get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom.

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Rate my afro

>>7155054
>why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free

>>7155042
Just don't pay mind to them.
>>7155047
There in for a real prank soon.
>>7155054
That's hella gay, bro.
>>7155055
Bretty gud, I think? Idk what to base it on from that pic desu.

>>7155055
Bottom right best afro

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>>7155041
you have internet friends though, which means you have the pizzazz and personality to make real life aquantainances too

in my opinion, you are under-utilising your capacity for friendship

>>7155054
But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay.

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>>7155057
>Just don't pay mind to them.
No like, they're getting really obvious.

>>7155053
w-who's going to take care of the chickens when your mother and father are retired though?

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this kills the mtf

>>7155065
Bruh, my friend's brother had fucking men's milks.
Just say lol gyno.

>>7155050
he might force even more, I think he is used to following 1 year test back in the day ;_;
>>7155060
I don't think I'm good enough, I feel gross from dysphoria all day

>>7155054
Brad dude, you're thinking small, ok Imagine this:
you get your friends drunk and then you masturbate their cocks with your tits and you take pics of this as a prank!

Lol, you'll be like the queen of pranks

I mean king.

>>7155073
Mega, not men's reeeeeeee

I have to keep taking the pills or I'll die, doctor said that, so now I'm taking the pills for life.

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>>7155073
>men's milk

>>7155080
Yeah, but it's not like you'll ever fuck your bros right?
>>7155083
>tfw no man milk

>>7155071
creepy

>>7155085
Honestly I might end fucking them some day and that's gay as fuck.

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>tfw at school early with an hour to wait
So boring