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Previous Thread: >>7152874
>going on a date with a tranny this weekend
I'm so happy
Redpill me on Kaylas history? How long was she in repression for? And when did she finally admit she was trans?
>>7153801
been reading this lately
basic summary everything is fucked and is just going to continue getting even more fucked
it does a nice job explaining the science though
rate my honest year of progress.
>>7153808
Pretty nice.
>>7153808
u are very cute
>>7153808
You look great!
>get home from work
>tfw qt is away on skype so either out or sleeping
>>7153814
How much does it lasts? Do you consider it as good as those sold in stores?
>tfw your girlclothes don't get delivered because the driver couldn't get in your apartment building
>>7153820
What did you order?
>tfw someone already has someone they like and want
>tfw when I am never that person
>be uni
>need a book i have at home to solve one of my problems
>decide to go home
>stuck shitposting 4chan again, no prospects of even picking up that book even though it would be insane if I could finish the problem today and be ahead of schedule
>realize i could have stayed at uni and got the book from the library and kept my focus
fuck my life desu
>>7153808
fuck me Nikky you're honestly one of the prettiest girls here and have made pretty insane progress
>>7153821
If ore file name x_x
>>7153818
well each batch you make will only last two weeks at most. that's refrigerated and kept in dark bottles.But the bag of vitc powder will last like a year at least.
Idk I've never tried store ones, but they have the benefit of glycerin to thicken them up, whereas I don't add it to mine. I do like knowing exactly what I put on my skin though, so if I break out I can pinpoint the ingredient easily. So I prefer my own.
>>7153816
who the qt???
>>7153808
amazing
i came here to learn more about trannies and now i have gender dysphoria
>>7153820
This is why I always prefer to buy stuff in person.
>>7153814
I'm so nervous
>>7153829
sorry to hear that fempai but at least you figured it out
>>7153829
You always had gender dysphoria, why else would you want to learn more about transwomen? You're not allowed to say tranny until you've been on hormones for six months, by the way.
>>7153826
>I do like knowing exactly what I put on my skin though, so if I break out I can pinpoint the ingredient easily.
Really good point, may start trying DIY.
>>7153839
>You're not allowed to say tranny until you've been on hormones for six months, by the way.
does that mean im not allowed either?
I'm so excited about the election! It seems like anything goes!
Ok here's my high stakes poll!
I promise to accept and hold myself to the results! I'll post the link in as many threads there are today and I will announce the results tommorrow!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
>>7153775
It's just an election time fun poll anon about Sass getting what's coming to her because she's so SJW, don't be so salty! :3
>>7153820
Did they drop your stuff off at the next post office or send it back? :o
>>7153841
*shrug* You're tru-trans, but I feel you have to face some public disgrace and hatred before you should throw around the word casually.
>>7153821
buncha stuff. Warm shirts, a pair of yoga pants, a scarf and a bra
>>7153832
yeah, but like, I really don't wanna be recognized when I'm not out. I guess I could say, "oh, it's for my girlfriend" but I'm not a good liar.
>>7153843
they're gonna try to deliver it again. 3 attempts, then it gets sent back.
>>7153845
>>7153836
me on the left
>>7153840
also with vit c, Collagen regen begins at about 10% but you should be aiming to get to 20% potency with the serum.
Though it takes a lot of getting used to since it's hard on your skin.
most guides recommend starting off at about 5% and working up 5% every two weeks if it doesn't harm your skin
>>7153834
Why's that ?
hi
>>7153826
It's a secret~
How are you Basic?
>>7153808
>honest year of forehead and lips
>>7153849
>have amazon prime
>order for 2-day delivery
>delivered 4 days later
"business days"
>>7153850
Thanks for the tips!
>>7153842
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
You're stupid to live your life by what others want.
Are mtf-ers into Chastity cages?
>>7153850
It my first time and she's really pretty
Makes my heart flutter
>>7153860
No, it reminds us to much that it's the wrong bits down there.
Why do people hugbox?
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/5aoend/how_close_am_i_to_passing/
>>7153860
I don't like using the word AGP, but if it's applicable to anything it's chastity cages imo
>>7153861
Are you pretty?
hiiiiiiii
>>7153860
I think those are mostly worn by cis males with fetishes
most mtf just want to ignore their genitals as much as possible
>>7153869
who r uuu
>>7153872
Karin, you?
>>7153851
It's a pain but it's really worth it
Especially with sensitive skin like that
>>7153853
I did vote!
Uhhm idk how many days but Xmas is when!
>>7153854
Tell!!!!
I'm good hbu?
>>7153857
You're welcome!!
Here's a good guide
https://m.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/comments/1lfm47/diy_vitamin_c_serum_a_really_full_explanation/
>>7153860
They kind of lose all meaning when you can't get hard and don't want to use it desu
Plus I think they're gross anyway so idk
>>7153861
Awh that's adorable!!!!
Are you survey anon?
>>7153873
I know an Arab bit called Karem.
>>7153866
Hi daddy
you are p much all gay
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
>>7153846
Vote and be rid of that idiot shithead troll posting Sass for one month at least! Look at her smug man face!
>>7153849
Sass needs your votes!
>>7153852
Are you going to let Sass be defeated? Vote!
>>7153855
Have you voted! Sass might be gone! GONE!
>>7153854
Did you vote already?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
>>7153846
*shrug*, thats the fear that holds us all back at first.
>>7153849
I could never, I care far too much...
>>7153864
I dunno, if you're a girl with a really big gt its probably super dysphoric when it gets big during sex, a cage might help. I really have no idea though.
>>7153873
yeah but who's karin
>>7153878
hi how r u
>>7153879
ur gay ahahah
]
>>7153875
A full guide? That is perfect. Have a popsicle.
pookie is on my wifi and im trying to make her not able to post
im being nice and letting her post tho
>>7153883
the fuck
THE FUCK
no more candy after that piece.
>>7153883
>who's karin
Me.
>>7153879
Im not fucking gay you're gay
>>7153883
Im good
I pooted :3
My diaps all messy now ;_;
>>7153881
:3
and idk, i think they're gross, cages in my head are associated with disgusting fetishists. I hadn't thought of the situation you describe, but it kinda seems like a long stretch. Would mostly just kinda hurt i guess.
>>7153889
what you just typed
is super fucking gay my dude
>>7153808
Did Dracula have a sip by chance?
>>7153881
I figure I'd rather take the first steps all at once. I don't wanna be the kid that comes out when she has nothing going for her at all.
>>7153880
don't give a shit tbqh. If you hate posting, don't post.
>>7153889
Fucking hamster posters
>>7153891
Your mom is gay
Oh gosh was that too far
Im sorry ;_;
>>7153898
2far my dude
2far tbqh
>>7153897
>I'm not pretty I'm a guy
Not mutually exclusive.
>>7153894
Hi.
>>7153880
No, sass stay.
You make me smile.
>>7153894
Ok
>>7153895
Afaik im the only umaru one
>>7153905
UMARUCHAN HELLO?
>>7153893
I love posting! But it's about following the people of mftg's wishes.
C'mon! Get into the spirit! Vote!
>>7153906
>pretend
>tfw the highest bridge where I live has climber-proof fences because of the suicide rate
I just want to have a nice life in a place where i dont get harassed every time i go to leave my room. Even then it still doesnt end
>>7153901
Im sorry cody man
Please don't cry
>>7153912
CRYING IRL RN
>>7153905
is this mommy? :3
>>7153875
Nuuu~
Cool! I am also good. Thought, I just sent my car for it's MOT so that might ruin the mood.
>>7153880
Voted!
>>7153914
kmsms
>>7153906
>>7153910
I would love to be a tranny by my genetics just don't allow for that.
I become very depressed and irritable if I don't maintain exercise
If I could do anything. I would love to be a girl and wear dresses and high heels and not have a penis. But I would look very ridiculous trying to do that in this male body.
Just a little bit of repression. Not a lot. Livable.
OH GOD CHOP IT OFF MAKE ME LIKE YOU I WANNA DIE AND BE BORN A GIRL OR AT LEAST EARLY TRANSITIONER
>>7153890
I don't really know, Id just imagine having a giant rock hard 8" GT would make sex extremely difficult for any transgirl, if you want dysphoria there it is.
>>7153893
I suppose, I wish when I had been that far on HRT I just said fuck it and had the confidence to buy shit irl with no excuses. Of course, I didn't, so thats all just talk.
>>7153911
Anon, don't kill yourself. If you want to survive, anyplace can be like heaven. You have a chance to be happy because you're alive.
>>7153918
oh shit whaddup
>>7153920
korean maplestory?
really makes u think...
>>7153924
mommy :3
>>7153924
killing my self my self
>>7153923
>Anon, don't kill yourself. If you want to survive, anyplace can be like heaven. You have a chance to be happy because you're alive.
hey that's not fair...
>>7153915
Thanks. I hope I get to cuddle her :3
>>7153925
hoi woowie
>>7153926
thats redundant as fuck brah
>>7153930
Tautological.
>>7153930
<3 mommy :3
>>7153923
you were fulltime pretty early though, right? or did you just come out early?
Currently looking at changing my aesthetic a bit and i was wondering if u guys thought i could pull this off, it's my current goal
>wake up
>immediately start craving the dik
H-halp
>>7153923
I find it really difficult because of the constant death threats and bitching from my mom. I'm also too paranoid to spend time with friends because of everything. There's no way for me to be happy where i live and living anywhere else is almost impossible for me to do since i'm too scared. The only way for me to escape is to kill myself. Also i appreciate the Evangelion quote but sadly it cant take my mind off of my situation
>>7153939
Not into gummy clothing, sorry.
>>7153940
>>7153935
your MOMS tautological
oh god im sorry
i went too far again
>>7153936
etsubatsu
>>7153930
ur mum is redundantn
wait a second
that was mean...
>>7153922
:<
im sorry anon
how to bypass the prescription thing on inhouse pharmacy? they're way cheaper than alldaychemist
>>7153905
>Afaik im the only umaru one
>>7153947
mommy is funny :3
>>7153947
I'm going to fucking kill you.
>>7153953
You can't
Learn to get a script
>>7153952
Oh shit are u saying I can be a legit futa?
>>7153946
.///.
>>7153950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlv-T6mKVH8
It alright. Shitposting reduces my pain.
>>7153953
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is on vacation or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153961
gimme a day and i will be a t-raging dick swinging machine
>>7153963
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153959
i heard of u pick the fax option but dont fax it that's a work around
>>7153948
yeah
it was
u little piece of fucking shit dont u dare talk about my mommy again or ill dislocate ur jaw or smth
>>7153954
i fixed it
im the BEST umaru poster
>>7153955
lol no im not
nice dubs desu btw
>>7153956
do it daddy
i'm awake and feel gross :s
>>7153939
please don't post this picture of me ok
>>7153855
Don't bully valq
>tfw you wake up and you're still alive
>>7153962
I feel you.
>>7153966
>>7153968
am i being bullied right now?
I would like you to stop immediately
>>7153953
When it asks for a prescription, just click the option saying that you'll fax it to them. You don't have to send anything, inhouse doesn't care and they'll send you the mones anyways.
>>7153969
There isn't a work around
>>7153973
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153970
lol ur not man enuff
>>7153975
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153928
That bitch was suicidal, so I quoted Yui to her. Bitches love Yui.
>>7153938
Yeah, I had a lot of people pushing me to go full time a lot earlier than I should have desu. My female freinds thought I was cute at first so they liked to dress me up and do stuff with me, other transfolk and LGBT allies pushed me into fulltime because at 4mo I passed better than most at 2 years-
But theres so much more than just looks, I still had a lot of voice work (still do...), my mannerisms were still pretty masc, I didnt know anything about fashion or makeup, if I wasnt with a group of supportive peers it was quickly apparent that I was trans so I wandered around full time not passing for like a year.
>>7153942
Where are you from? I know its painful, but you mustn't run away. Have you read Dune? I think it might be a novel you should pick up, its a meaty novel, but the part I want you to read is in the first chapter.
>>7153970
you are tho :3
>>7153977
thanks anon <3 that's that I thought but wanted to double check.
>>7153808
Only issue I see is the M hairline
>>7153979
srry rite im a girl not a "gender nonparticipant" blob of acne
>>7153985
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153986
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153979
>>7153986
>>7153988
STOP IMMEDIATELY
>>7153965
Same
at least something good happened this week
>>7153994
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153995
pretty :)
>>7153993
i'm mentally like 8 :3
<3 mommy
>>7153999
you are
>>7153991
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153993
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7153980
how did you meet other trans people though? Did you know them from before or did you go to meetings
after a year of sself med i got legal hormones yall! since progynova is shit and doesnt work on me my doc put me on patches, they better work lmao
>>7154002
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7154006
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7154006
Tfw every hormone I took doesn't work on me
>>7153970
doubt it
>>7154006
I know a trans girl online who uses patches and they are working well for her so far
good luck!
>>7154012
weak
come back in a few millennia kid.
I hate coming here.
It erodes my masculinity like an acid and chips away at my identity like a cancer
It fills me with dread.
Better go do something violent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzdSlSHMc4
>at Walmart yesterday shopping for bras
>spend a while trying to find the right size
>an old fat lady comes up to me
>excuse me ma'am can you check my bra size please?
>kinda weird but I check the tag to be nice and tell her
>she thanks me and continues shopping
i guess that counts as passing :v
>>7153980
not the anon you were talking with but was the part you are thinking of the thing about animals/humans caught in traps?
>>7154017
Sounds trans.
>>7154021
She was hugboxing
>>7153997
Wat
>>7154027
I don't think people in the south would ever hugbox black transgirls
>>7154028
Just a newborn copypasta.
>>7154028
it's some stupid unfunny shit where they spam the same thing over and over for no real reason
>>7153980
I'm from Massachusetts, so living alone is completely out of the option. I'm often too all over the place to read big novels, but i have nothing else to do and staying in my room is my safest option for the foreseeable future. So I'll put it on my list of things to do. It's definitely better than crying and doing nothing for the entire day.
Thanks for caring, life feels so hard right now and 2 months of HRT is making my chest hurt a lot so even trying to lay down hurts and i feel so done with life ;_;
>>7153952
high hopefully, I had my clutch replaced a couple of months ago and they didn't notice anything wrong so I guess that's a good sign. I am still paranoid though because I really can't afford an expensive repair.
>>7154021
i think succesfully living full time was also a good indicator of passing
>>7154029
People hugbox everywhere
>>7154031
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7154027
>deep Bible belt South
>old white lady
>hugboxing a black tranny
wew lad
>>7154010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybq_waDfyDI
>tfw Estrogen Immunity
I am the one the new tranny world orders fears.
From my blood. Warriors of Adam can be made. Men who can't be feminised or weakened.
Men who transcend the weakened see of empathy, emotion and sensitivity
Men of power. Gods even
>>7154036
LOL
You won the 2016 comedy awards for best joke of the year
>>7154030
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7154036
hmm good point
>>7153980
that's kinda what I've been afraid of. I've been berated by "support groups" before for refusing to go fulltime or do RLE while blatantly looking male. My parents doubted (and still doubt) that I'm trans because I never cross-dressed or declared I was a girl when I was little, and it just hurts now.
like, I just found a guy on youtube that does a series called "happy school days" where he pretends to be a complete foreigner for an entire year, and it just reminds me so much of dysphoria. At the end of it, he can come out as an american though, and nobody will look at him weird because he can sell it on voice alone, but it doesn't work that way with gender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXfb5ddn9oc
FUCK OFF ANGIE
>>7154016
i'll come back whenever i feel like it
>>7154047
This one is beautiful.
>>7153961
Nothing is impossible!!!!
Follow your dreams. My dream is having a boymode
>>7154035
I hope it goes well :/
>>7154047
Oh it me
>>7154052
and youll still be a little baby
watch this:
GEEMU
>>7154026
Not trans. I just end up inexplicably jealous of you all for some reason.
I'm a social sponge
Throw me in a penguin reverse and I'll desire to be a penguin by the end of the week.
Surround me with trannies and I'll want to be a tranny. That's all.
At least I feel at home in /pol/ ah. Good old abusive pol
It's a grass is greener fallacy. I would never actully be mentally ill.
>>7154055
*tears up behind u*
>>7154056
kek keep telling yourself that
>>7154056
Cool.
>>7154056
join us
give in to your desires
>>7154058
*tears up behind U*
>>7154050
Nope
Truth has got to be told my man
>>7154056
>not trans
>jealous of trannies
Hella gay
>>7154053
Yeah :3
>>7154054
basiiiiiiiiiiiic
>>7154068
but don't you wanna be a cute girl ;_;
>>7154063
how many levels of irony are you on right now
>>7153806
I was in repression all my life and i admitted i was trans the second i found trap threads 6 years ago
So I recently started hanging with one of my old friends from high school, but now I can't stop thinking about him in a sexual way, what do I do mtfg??
>>7154079
Need more context, care to provide?
>>7154076
No you didn't, you went and raged out at everyone on /cd/ for being degenerates. That was an interesting thread
>>7154079
kiss him of course
>>7154004
Chance. A local transwoman and younger transgirl went to a gamestore I frequented, I was open then and confided in them without knowing they were trans. Through them they introduced me to tons of other transpeople, and got me involved in the community.
>>7154010
Hormones aren't magic, you need to put in effort.
>>7154023
Yes. The difference between an animal and a human.
>>7154032
Dunes probably the greatest novel Ive ever read, definitely one of my favorites. There arent many 900 page books Ive re-read multiple times, and by there arent many, I mean Dune is the only one.
I dont want to give you false hope, but at only 2 months HRT your families violent reaction could be an initial reaction, they may come to their sense and turn around. Like I said though, you know the situation far better than I.
>>7154049
Fuck, that is pretty akin to dysphoria.
Just know your limits and only do what you're comfortable with.
Today was really eh
I spent like 2 hours walking around Boston listening to a podcast because I was too scared to enter anywhere to sit down
>>7154008
this is isla on kenzie's computer
taeh fohk m9 ill keel u
ok bye
>>7154054
apparently I failed on one tire and one bulb lol. Only an extra £40 to fix that though
>>7154084
Because i was jealous of all of you, still am. I guess my life isn't as bad as everyone's though, i mean im in the parking lot in front of my electrolysis place about to get 3 hours of hair removed from my gt area for srs prep.
>>7154075
9/11 xDDDD
>>7154094
this is simply just something i heard somewhere some time ago, but if you tell them your doctor is their boss or something they send you the mones anyway.
>>7154096
The world is a hugbox senpai. Nobody gives a fuck desu.
>>7154087
I put in effort and still look like a man
>>7154096
>getting sad about wanting to be a girl but not being able to
>having a sense of masculinity so fragile that being around trannies makes it falter
>drinking away your problems
LOOK, IT'S A FUCKING TRANNY!
>>7154096
>tfw birthday drinking
one of us
>>7154099
do they have a GEEMU about that
>>7154103
Same.
>>7154107
yeah its called life kid..............get used to ttttttttttt
>>7154100
No
I walked around for 2 hours
>>7154096
Don't cry anon. You can be saved.
Our Hero, our Hero, claims a warrior's heart
I tell you, I tell you, the Repressionborn comes
With a Mind wielding power of the ancient Male philosophy
Believe, believe, the Repressionborn comes
It's an end to the evil of all dysphoric foes
Beware, beware, the Repressionborn comes
For the sadness has passed, and his hatred yet grows
You'll know, you'll know, the Repressionborn's come
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
Fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal
Benis :DDDD
>>7154104
Did you get electrolysis as srs prep?
>>7154100
Oh fuck off. Emotional cheering helps no one
Belief gets you nothing in this world. I will just wait and snap one day and end it
>>7154097
Well yeah, everyone was able to tell that much, only the repressing actually give that much of a shit about trannies. Also, which surgeon are you going to that requires hair removal?
>>7154109
I've seen a lot of repressing people come through trans spaces, anon fits the type
>>7154083
BASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>7154110
but my life is games
>>7154108
i'm trying to help
Alright, she in yet?
>>7154087
I just wanna know that it's gonna be ok in the end. I don't wanna keep pushing if I know that it's all for nothing.
>>7154112
at least you got out of the house
do the same tomorrow, don't lose all motivation
>>7154121
I know, that's why I typed that, kind of mean to laugh at him :/
>>7154117
>>7154117
No, brassard doesn't require hair removal for his technique and generally prefers that it not be removed
>>7154080
>>7154085
Um, so he was like my best dude friend in high school, and I haven't really seen him much since I started college. I moved back into my hometown recently, but I've been on hrt for over a year. Kinda like Kayla, almost passing, but not quite b/c voice. I've been hanging out with him and his gf a lot. Its been hella chill, but both of them keep saying shit about how they've watched tranny porn and shit every now and then. Last time I hung out with him he kept trying to tickle me, and he got a bit touchy. Idk what I'm supposed to do..
>>7154087
Sadly, it's not an initial reaction i feel ;w;. My mom has always hated everyone, but as soon as i told her i was trans it got worse. It generally keeps getting worse, especially since i turned 18 and started hormones. I hope 900 pages is long enough for me to figure out how I'm going to leave
>>7154104
I'll just be a dead tranny.
Battlefield one makes me wish I was enlisted at the age of 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu4PWg0vBKE
An honourabe death :(
>>7154130
kayla has a huge srs obsession. it's downright unhealthy just ignore it desu
>>7154135
>Battlefield one makes me wish I was enlisted at the age of 18
I'm sorry but, you are transgender.
>>7154128
I only did this so I could trick people into thinking I went so they wouldn't be mad at me
>tfw celebrating your gf's birthday with her today
>tfw celebrating yours with her tomorrow
>>7154131
So basically you have hair in your vagina and don't want to admit it?
>>7154129
I'm not laughing at them though
I'm pointing out the absurdity of the mental gymnastics that they're going through to try and convince themselves that they're not trans.
>>7154135
Fucking hell, you want to join the military too?
God damn, you are a stereotype and a half
Stick around a while and start asking yourself some hard questions.
>>7154132
I think maybe they want to fuck you
>>7154140
Tfw you and your peice of shit ex share a birthday
>>7154137
If I close the page it goes away
If I close the page it goes away
If I close the page it goes away
>>7154142
No, brassard does hair removal that's way more effective while prepping the tissue
They scrape the follicles off from the underside of the skin
>>7154132
yeah i don't know how normal it is for two best dudes to tickle each other
unless that's just part of the "hella chill" aspect
>>7154136
If you don't want to get srs then you ain't trans
>>7154136
srs scares me too much, I'm scared I won't like it then immediately hang myself
>>7154138
<3
>>7154157
>disagrees
>>7154143
I don't want to join the military.
I want to be in an dangerous environment where my chances of dying are extremely high
Fuck peacetime deployment. I want to re first wave. The no hopers. The cannon fodder.
I just want to die where I belong
>>7154156
Meave do you live in picrelated?
>>7154157
lol
>go to Old Navy
>see hon, wife with their teenage daughter
>they are looking at clothes
>hon asks her daughter what would look best on her
>daughter tells her the hon that she's an embarrassment and calls her dad.
>mother tells her to respect her new mother
>daughter tells mother to fuck off and that her father is nothing but a gross man in a dress with a fetish
>mfw
>>7154154
>scrape the follicles
That doesn't get all the hairs.
>>7154157
what if you're waiting for better processes
>>7154162
>I just want to die
you're probably trans
>>7154167
>things that didn't happen
>ywn be able to afford ffs
I have a trans friend and she's been a bit sad lately. I want to help her but I'm not really sure what I can do.
She's been stressed by her job and money, maybe I could take her out for food sometime? And I know she's been saying something about being thirsty, but I'm worried it'd be gay to help her out with that. Is it possible to just platonically give her some dick so she doesn't get the wrong idea?
>>7154160
then you dont have to get it. srs isn't a requirement for every transgirl :p
>>7154164
yeah that's where my clubhouse is
>>7154171
That's because you don't get outside, neet
Now if you don't mind I'm gonna lie down, zone out to a podcast, and drown my worries in starbursts
>>7154160
*hug eva
>>7154183
double lol
>>7154173
I think elanna likes biking you should bike to some cute little vegan place if there are any around you
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/5aqg9y/i_fantasise_being_forcibly_taken_into_a_surgery/
Did you make this post, Kayla?
>>7154183
a lot of people just don't have confidence in the surgery
>>7154162
Being suicidal isn't exactly doing anything to convince the people here that you're not trans.
Sorry 'bro', sounds like you're stuck being one of those queermos
>>7154169
It actually does a better job than electrolysis does, which is part of why he doesn't want hair removal anymore.
>>7154192
probably. being trans is just one big fetish for Kayla anyway
>>7154189
>they've been on and off (...)
Wait for them to be off again, maybe?
'Cause I've lost my stance
Just like a fallen man
Oh the things
I've hoped you would say
Your radiance runs deep
In my colour scheme
Where will you go
When the storm washes you away
>>7154195
Anyone who transitions over 18 is a ferishest
>>7154103
Put in more effort.
Work hard and get money for FSS
>>7154108
See above
>>7154126
Every new experience is its own reward, this life is all you get, don't squander it.
>>7154134
Do you have a job? This would be a good way to start saving so you can move away.
>>7154142
Kayla you're a cunt, kys.
>>7154163
>>7154170
My time is coming.
Fate will release me
World war 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAJc3UVZ3Ag
I'm happy to go. To sleep forever.
>>7154185
>>7154187
Ok guys >>7154194
>It actually does a better job than electrolysis does, which is part of why he doesn't want hair removal anymore.
Thats total nonsense. Electrolysis gets every thing at every phase of growth, scraping the skin gets follicles that are in late phase but not the ones just growing new hair.
>>7154175
my councilor mentions it constantly like it's already planned and I did tell her I wasn't very sure about it.
>>7154184
night night
>>7154207
>this life is all you get
Good
>>7154211
hi 9 months ago me
>>7154204
>tfw fetishist
FEED ME COCKS AND CUMMIES~~
>>7154163
I'm sleepy and it's my day off work so I'm gonna go with my roomie to get a bunch of stuff at costco uwu
How r u?
>>7154215
Other way around artard
is anyone watching this? MC looks badass but idk
>>7154215
look at this inbred retard and laugh
>hillbilly with a srs fetish thiking he knows more than a doctor
w e w
>>7154218
tell your councilor to stop pressuring you to do things and let you decide for yourself if you want to or not. sounds like a shitty one if they're pressing you so hard. don't be afraid to stand up for urself.
>>7154230
>misgendering people
kys
>>7154197
I guess... idk, the last time I fucked my friend, it turned out really shitty for everyone involved
>>7154230
No need to get like that
>>7154207
I doubt ffs could shrink my skull.
Either way, I'll probs get told to be 21 again.
>>7154241
Care to elaborate?
>>7154207
Did all that and still look like a man
I'm one of the few people who had ffs fail on them
>>7154207
I wish I could feel that way about life, but it's really hard for me right now. I know I'm not exactly faking it anymore, but it's so tiring. I wish I could have the clarity of mind in class that I tend to on my own.
>>7154228
I might check it out.
>>7154230
>misgender
At least Kayla doesn't look like a 6' gorilla
>>7154228
what is it, sertii?
i have absolutely no idea what's airing this season
>>7154230
Oh look, Korra is trying to be the black version of Edie
>>7154237
she is really old and tried pushing religion on me because my mom is religious >.<
She just would not stop
>>7154211
you're happy to go to the endocrinologist i bet
>>7154253
Tell you what, I'm about to go dilate, I'll let you know if I feel any hair in thar
>>7154230
brown shrek in a dress bringing the bants
>>7154207
I had one. I have some money saved up, but i couldnt live on my own anyways since the cost of living is insane here. I'd need like 3 jobs. However, i have a friend who said i could live with him. Though my issue is that i'm too scared of how my family would react. I know they couldn't do anything since I'm 18 now but still. The whole idea of them being able to do something terrifies me. I just want them to leave me alone but i feel like that will never happen.
>>7154259
Costco is graaate it's so cheap, I'm able to eat on less than $50 a week :D
Niceu though, fancy dinner or something quick?
>>7154263
Hey if he got it all then im happy for you. Im just not taking any chances.
>>7154260
that sounds awful. is there a way to get another one or are you stuck with that?
>tfw literally on anabolic steroids
>>7154220
<3
>>7154243
Eh, you can only help those who want to be helped.
>>7154251
Well then I guess you're fucked.
>>7154254
Class is hard, I wish I had answeers to telp you but Im 23 and just barely about to get my associates, clearly school isnt my strongpoint.
>>7154255
No, but she definitely acts like one.
>>7154247
We were friends who moved in together to save money. A few months after I started hrt, we got drunk and fooled around a few times. I started to have feelings for him, but he just wanted to be fwbs. Plus, he's a straight dude, and he felt super insecure about it. We eventually just stopped talking, and I just had to move out
>>7153867
Can I slap around their tiny balls and flaccid dick before I pound their ass? Maybe yell at them for having a penis even though they're a girl? Grab their junk real tight with my strong hands while I fuck them from behind?
>>7154269
I get this from Costco, its the best
>>7154287
>tfw 25g of jerky is £1.50 in the UK
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>7154280
Some people aren't meant to transition :/
>>7154286
idk I think some people are okay with that but most probably no
>>7154285
Mmm... then give it a while, flirt but be very subtle, let it escalate by itself just so when it happens no one feels doubtful.
>>7154280
I mean, on good days, everything is crystal clear, but on bad days, I just wanna die.
>>7154272
I'm stuck desu
>>7154269
It's my new dream to go to one. My standards for life aren't high.
nothing fancy just a quick roast and steamed vegetables. I got a new glass roasting pan so I'm really excited to use it all the time
>>7154286
that sounds awful lol
>>7154287
jerky is so expensive here :/
>>7154267
Awh ty!
hmmmm my fiancee and I usually stay in and cook while drinking lots of wine on birthdays.
But since it's two days, maybe go out for lunch one day and go see some music at night??
>>7154280
I tried to go to appointments, but it was p much just fuck off for a year desu.
They said they'd try but that was a week ago, so fuck it.
>>7153984
Well only 40 days left for my hair transplants - lets hope for the best.
I don't think I did my bit this thread.
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7154287
Jerkyyyy
Do you have any butchers shops around that make their own? There's a place back in Alberta that I went to that makes amazing jerky and they beat Costco prices even. They sold it by the kilo
>>7154270
Fair, it seems like most American surgeons want electro anyways.
>>7154286
L o n D o n
>>7154301
Roast anything is a best. So simple to make
>>7154273
>In 1939 C.E., the imperialist nation of Germania invaded a neighboring country. All at once, that war spread throughout Europe, and the era was dragged into a spiral of a great war.
>Then, in 1940, Germania's attack turned towards the Principality of Elystadt, a small Alpine country abundant with beautiful water and greenery.
this all sounds oddly familiar for some reason
i'm always a bit sceptical of anime that has far as its theme though - i think i'll wait until the season's aired before i take a peek
>>7154305
Reminders without an apu attached feel weird.
>>7154295
Will do my best!
Tfw can't stop thinking about how he said his dick is the same diameter as the neck of this bong I have.
>>7154312
Post pics of the bong.
>>7154300
im sorry to hear that :/
>>7154307
The best jerky places are in the pines in the mountains for some reason
>>7154309
idk i just find girls with sniper rifles super cool, that's basically the full extent of what i know about this show
You know
I can't change
I can't change
I can't change
I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no
I can't change
Can't change my body
No, no, no
>>7154285
I would have done the same thing desu
Sorry. But we. "Straight" males have reputations to upkeep. We just can't enter your world. It's too degrading.
>>7154311
What the fuck is an apu? Why can't I just do my thing?
>>7154313
I left it in his car >_<
>>7154293
I guess thats true, others clearly are.
>>7154297
Suicide is running away.
>>7154302
Wait, what appointments are you talking about? Why was it fuck off for a year?
>>7154320
A simpsons character
>>7154319
You are an individual, not the physical representation of an entire demographic, you spooked dumbass, speak for yourself.
>>7154318
hugg nep
>>7154328
male ego and masculinity is *really* fragile
>>7154319
Yeah, I know how it is. I remember from my repression years
>>7154325
Run away and you win the race
Only a fool stays and tried to fight a monster he can't beat
>>7154325
I tried to go for an orchid to get myself into their system, and p much it was all I can even do atm. They just said, gotta he 21 but we can try comeback in 2017!
>>7154325
yeah, I suppose it is pretty cowardly for me to want to give up on something so hard
>>7154336
I am not, post him up for me.
How do I become a boy again?
I don't look like a girl so
https://unsee.
cc/retuzigo/
>>7154301
Ooh, we haven't had any cooking opportunities until recently because we just moved, so now could be a good time to test that out
I don't know what I like as wine goes but we could try it
Thanks!
Something I will never forget
I felt desperate
And stuck to the marrow
Invisible to everyone else
I'm a sex-change
And a damsel with no heroine
I WANNA BE A GIRL BUT I LOOK LIKE A BOY WTF
>>7154315
Because they're cheap and the stuff that isn't made in a factory is better seasoned with a higher moisture content.
I usually buy it for camping. It's great nonperishable protein.
>>7154344
Come to beefland :3
>>7154346
i am sorry, my friend, but you are too far down the rabbit hole now
>>7154345
He's the one.
>>7154346
you're my princess
>>7154356
Oh, I don't post frogs because I dont hate myself and everyone around me that much.
>>7154345
hi, my name is apu apustaja
>>7154346
Hahahahha
>ywn look half this good
>>7154353
Same desu.
>>7154360
pls no bulle apustus
>>7154353
give hrt time to do its thing :3
>>7154360
But apu is cute and friendly!
>>7154336
Lol, for sure
I think I left dilating too long
Fuck im so nervous about getting electrolysis on my gt, this is going to end in tears
>>7154384
I don tink ure hidrated
>>7154384
>Dumb meme.
>>7154389
Bless /thinspo/'s apu.
>>7154382
need some help getting into it?
>>7154392
start lifting brah. wouldn't that halp?
>>7154386
*stabs needles in ur peepee*
>>7154395
I need something to make it less owie ;_;
>>7154335
Run away and you're disqualified from the race. We all have monsters we have to face.
>>7154337
Where are you where they said you had to be 21? Im psure thats total bullshit if you're in NA or Europe.
>>7154340
Everyone wants to give up, you just don't.
>>7154353
Patience
>>7154386
Shut up, no one cares.
>>7154401
>I need something to make it less owie ;_;
try vodka
>>7154386
Go for it. Take a few pain relievers 45 minutes before the session. Most suggest topical pain relievers, but they need to be gotten from your doc.
>>7154401
i'm not sure i have anything to offer besides alternative sex toys or lube
>>7154402
Weren't you the regular who was going to try coconut oil on her hair? If so, how'd it went?
are we allowed to ask dumb questions here? i want to know what dilating is, but i'm also scared to find out
it's kinda like how they say that if you like sausages, you should never watch them being made
>tfw three pills under the tongue.
The estrogen one is tiny compared to the two active B12 ones. They both take over 45 minutes to dissolve.
>>7154420
when you get SRS you have to stuff a dildo up there or get fucked a few times per week
>>7154420
Dilating is just a regular care and maintenance thing you do for a SRS vag.
You stick a dilator (basically a dildo) in there and keep it there to stretch it. Keeps you from losing depth
>>7154409
;_;
>>7154405
But it's 11am..
>>7154420
it's like a series of tubes
>>7154432
>when you get SRS you have to stuff a dildo up there or get fucked a few times per week
this sounds like something out of the brad copypasta
that's pretty goddamned lewd
>>7154438
IT'S A SQUISHY SEX HOLE
SHIT'S GONNA GET LEWD OK
>>7154438
i tried to make it sound a bit like that desu
elanna explains it a much nicer way
>>7154402
NYS law is 21.
>>7154445
Whoops dropped trip from phone restart
>>7154434
>You stick a dilator (basically a dildo) in there and keep it there to stretch it. Keeps you from losing depth
d-do you have to do that for the rest of your life, or does your new vagina give up and eventually stop resisting?
>>7154438
[spoiler]it can get kinda lewd[/spoiler]
>>7154451
You have to do it for the rest of your life, but regular intercourse can substitute. The frequency can be dropped back a lot as the body adapts. I had to dilate 4x a day initially, now once weekly is fine.
I'm so excited about the election! It seems like anything goes!
Ok here's my high stakes poll!
I promise to accept and hold myself to the results! I'll post the link in as many threads there are today and I will announce the results tommorrow!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557892
good morning mtfg.
today i woke up and i looked different. like my eyes had gotten....thinner? i guess i slept really hard but for a sec i was like
"yes i'm finally asian"
>bite my lip the day before yesterday
>accidentally bite that same spot several times more because it's swollen
FUCK YOU
>>7154459
Do you sleep poorly on the regular? Maybe sleeping well this time dis-puffed your face.
>>7154464
*kisses lip to make it feel better*
OwO
>>7154459
>ywn be a chingchong
>>7154467
I always sleep like a stone. I also had a really sad dream/nightmare last night. I think probably I took two benadryl last night and it made me sleep a little deeper, since I woke up like four or five hours later than i typically do.
>>7154399
Why lift?
I'm already strong enough
I could lift you with no problem Korra
>>7154441
maeve, please stop thinking about squishy sex holes
you are too pure to give such things even the slightest modicum of thought
>>7154455
>[spoiler]it can get kinda lewd[/spoiler]
the fact that you need to have regular sex or masturbation just to survive as a woman sounds very strange to me
it's like you've been cursed by an evil gypsy woman or something
>>7154475
>I also had a really sad dream/nightmare last night.
Care to share?
>since I woke up like four or five hours later than i typically do
Maybe that was it.
>>7154470
uwu
>>7154477
m80 you better be lifting at the very least 3pl8 before you call yourself "strong enough"
>>7154482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQRkD2cK2Ys
>>7154402
does it ever get easier?
>>7154477
it makes u look manlier
>>7154488
I can lift almost double my weight which is 280
Most men can't do that
>>7154495
I don't need muscle definition
My biceps are already 12" flexed which is pretty manly
>>7154496
I can almost lift 50
I used to be able to lift 120 (my own weight) with power and ease
>>7154482
I mean it's not really masturbating, you sort of just leave the dilator in and apply light pressure.
One thing does sometimes lead to the other though, especially when pent up.
Come to think of it, it is kinda weird not to be able to survive without being penetrated for longer than a week though.
>>7154502
120?
Don't make me laugh
>>7154496
fair enough, it's not exactly 3pl8 but ill take it.
you revealed your manlet status though im afraid
>>7154410
Id say pgud, I was playing with it when I got home last night
>>7154445
>>7154448
Oh my god, that's barbaric. Move. Or do DIY hormones!
>>7154490
In most ways, in other ways it gets harder. For example, maintaining pre-transition friendships is quite difficult.
>>7154511
Who's that pretty boy dressing up as Asuka?
When the waves and sand collide
I will be there every time
Let me be your high tide
Just like the water
I come rushing in back every time
Let me be your high tide
>>7154511
Do you have FAS?
>>7154508
How?
I'm 5'9 which is pretty tall for a "girl"
>>7154505
>Come to think of it, it is kinda weird not to be able to survive without being penetrated for longer than a week though.
this is all completely new information to me, but all of a sudden, your posts and posting style are starting to make a whole lot more sense
>>7154507
I weigh 124 right now.
>>7154511
yeah, I'm feeling that right now...
I'm clinging to people at the moment out of sheer loneliness, but they're drifting because I'm starting to turn into a bit of a shut-in from depression.
>>7154511
Moap is such a god damn cutie
>>7154532
wait you lift 280 while on estrogen at 140lb bodyweight? I thought you were a guy lol sorry, that's seriously impressive if that's true
>>7154511
>tfw maintained 90% of pretransition friendships and ended up with deeper and more meaningful friendships with those that stuck around through the worst parts of my transition
I'm not sure if this is typical.
>>7154534
What are you implying ;___;
>>7154511
God your shoulders are so narrow ;_;
>>7154485
it was pretty shitty.
first, I was going out with my old girlfriend again. then some tower in england was blown up by terrorists and it was a 9/11 scale thing.
then we found out it was a hoax, but it was scary for us because when it happened we were also in a tall building so we were like "must...get....out..."
then I went to a theme park run by some church and there was a priest there escorting us and like...kari and I were in this dream "dating" but like, we were really platonic and it was comfy and then she was like "oh i'm not going out with you, we're friends" and she started doing dirty things with some guy next to us and I was creeped.
then the priest dude was picking on me a lot about some shit idr and I got really upset and slapped him and called him mean words and my entire family was just PISSED at me. I slept for like two days at some place...idk, they all basically left me with the priest and they were like "come back when you've calmed down and apologized and stuff" and then when i woke up after my 2 day nap, my parents were there to get me and they acted really nice but then someone was like "does she know we're going to the airport" and it turned out
they were lying toi me and they were gonna make me go live with my abusive ex-step father in antartica...he doesn't live in antartica but he did in the dream.
then kari came over and was like "hi" and we hung out and I was sad and then i woke up.
>>7154445
Do it in a different state, like PA.