/gaygen/ Gay General

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>>7153175
How does gaygen feel about plastic surgery?

tfw cute bf :3

>>7153245
Go for it if you want to. I was thinking of getting my Nose done eventually but not too bothered to be honest. If it wasn't so expensive I'd probably already have done it.
I don't like if It's noticeable though.

>>7153245
You don't want to fuck up your face with botched surgery. It'll look good at the start, but after a couple years you'll see it very badly and nobody will ever want you anymore.
Only plastic surgery I'd recommend is skin removal after losing a ton of weigth

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>>7153245
I used to hate my nose but recently I caught a look of it in the mirror yesterday and I've decided it's actually quite nice.
But my self esteem levels always go up and down.
>pic related
Ignore the """""""beard""""""" it's been a stressful week and I've not had time to shave

>>7153271
Your nose looks fine, cute eyes too :3

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>>7153175
why are guys hot

>>7153271
Nose is perfectly fine

Today or tomorrow I will tell my best friend that I am gay. I hope that he will accept it.
Also: I will ask him if he wants to accompany me to a gay bar. I have never been to one and I want to end my kissless virgin times.

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>>7153271
Your nose is great, you look handsome as heck because of it and it suits your face, don't even worry about it.

>>7153245
I personally wouldn't get it done for vanity reasons because 1. Money, 2. I know I'd regret it eventually, but I support people who want to mold their own body. Just don't go full Tzimisce.

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WHATS UP GAYS IM SINGLE AND READY TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>>7153573
nice tumblr meme friendo!

>>7153575
???
can u not

>>7153260
I'd go for this one of these days, once I had enough money.

I dunno about my face though...I look exotic and some people don't really appreciate it. My self-esteems fluctuate as fuck.

what to do when you're bleeding from your ass?

>>7153245
I really want to get a chin implant. I'm going to lose some more weight before that though. Go for it if you want.

>>7153271
Cute. More pics pls :3

>>7153636
Stop doing whatever made you bleed.

>>7153636
You've finally become a woman. Go tell mommy and she'll throw you a special coming of age party.

>>7153636
that's just your period
it's how you know you're a homosexual

>>7153271
2bh if you went to the doc and got that bump minimized, slight lip plump, and a bit of a jaw enlargement your face would be pretty aesthetic from the side

I am tired of being lonely.

It's not fair, I want to think I'm not THAT ugly.

>>7153746
all reflective surfaces beg to differ

>>7153271
you look perfectly fine imo

>>7153746
iktf

>>7153750
Shhhhhhhh

>>7153373
enjoy your lip herp btw

>>7153769
I want to meet gay people in real life. Do you know another place to get to know gay ones?

>>7153271
It gives you a great profile. Cute af

>>7153784
yeah so you know how people gather for various different functions and events
like here's the chess club, here's the adults hockey league, here's the book club, here are some parties every saturday, etc

yeah so humans attend these sort of events, and some of them happen to be gay, you can make some friends there
i know right though, like what the fuck? why can't gays be banned from these events and only go to gay bars
but we're still 5 years away from full segregation so it's like guess we just have to deal

oh and unless you're living in a shithole without any transportation, there are also these sort of events exclusively for gays and their allies, went to a gay book club and then a gay game club and lmao never again those motherfuckers have shit taste

>>7153797
Fun fact: I live in Cologne, the most gay city in Europe but I have never been to those parties.
Also: I am still in the closet.

>>7154039
that isn't very fun
refund & give me an actual fun fact

>>7154046
It is funny in a way.
Do you actually know Cologne?

>>7154066
I know of its existence, that's to the extent of my knowledge of Cologne as a location.

>>7154133
The gay population amounts to ten percent which is in comparison to Europe twice as much.
It is the capital for the gay community.

>>7154188
Oh interesting. Guess it should be easy to find a boyfriend there

>>7154212
No, it is not. I am still virgin. ;_;

>>7154219
Oh, what's the problem?

>tfw not gay but fantasize about it daily

>>7154281
most men do this
you can either, repress yourself until you fall apart and become a poz pig
or just fucking try it out in a safe environment
at this stage guys either figure out they really love it or they're repulsed by anything more than the simple idea of male attention

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>>7154298
Not him but same situation
Where do i find a twink to blow my load in?

>>7154326
just hang around ur local high school on grindr

>>7154326
try like literally all the apps available to find what you're looking for
be upfront, you're curious and wanna fuck some twink
hopefully you find one in your area 2bh

you can also just get an escort, they typically come in a variety of sizes, are just there for sex (well and money), and are typically more skilled than the twinks you'll find on various apps

>>7154339
2bh also this but expect shit dick w/ high school twinks

>>7154339
>>7154342
How much time does it take to do a warm up before i can fuck his ass?

Not the same guy but are twinks bf material or just fucktoys? In my late 20s and 0 experience with guys btw

>>7154351
highly depends on the person, but generally and basically you just gotta lube and finger him until you can get yourself in, and after that point you just gotta slowly fuck around
after that point it's in gods hands

i mean like any hole really, just use lots of lube and have fun, obviously foreplay will make a difference but if you're with an escort or some guy who just wants you to fuck him, the situation differs

>>7154362
they can be bf material
they're commonly just fucktoys

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>>7154362
well twink generally means someone 18 or below, tho some people look 18 and below up until they're 20
it depends on what youre looking for in a bf, if you want an immature underage boy to control and groom theyre great but if you want an intellectual equal that can challenge you or think for themselves then youre usually out of luck
the best part about twinks is how dumb and easy they are to control :)

Cologne anon you should just good "lgbt cologne" or "gay cologne". There'll probably be a website or facebook page dedicated to lgbt events or groups etc. Maybe you should just try hanging out at cafes or pubs in the gay district. Here in London there's a district called Soho with loads of bars and cafes and stuff and it's a great place to meet gay people without having to actually go into a seedy gay club.

>>7154351
If he's horny and d2f then you can just lube up with butthole, slide a few fingers in, and then get right into the fucking. He'll probably wince for the first minute but after that, if you're hitting his prostate, he'll start to convulse with pleasure and start moaning "daddy daddy please oh daddy why did you leave?"

>>7154339
>>7154348
>>7154351
>>7154387
Why are all twink chasers so predatory and rapey? I get that they're not "technically" pedophiles but the majority of them still want to molest minors and they're so fucking creepy about it too. The very idea of old men hanging around high schools on their phones looking for dumb hormonal teens to take advantage of is why people hate gays.

Seek therapy or chemical castration before you delve too deep into your twisted desires.

>>7154408
Kek
>>7154415
Im 19 m8 i just want to fuck some other 19 year old

>>7154415
well some of them are basically pedos and would chase people younger than 18 if it were legal

this also applies to straight men 2bh, which share a lot with twink chasers funny enough

also i think for the most part people think it's totally fine until twink chasers are 30+, which is also really funny

but what seems to have actually triggered you pham

>>7154396
Alright, I will try it soon. But not on my own. I hope a straight friend will come with me. I am too scared and too inexperienced. But first I have to leave the closet.
Oh dear. ;_;

>>7154458
You can go to a cafe on your own, anon. Just take a book and drink a coffee and look cute. Good luck talking to your friend. My advice would be to get drunk. That's how I came out.

>>7154458
you can also just go alone, it isn't bad at all, it'll encourage you to actually socialize and chill rather than sticking to your one friend and alienating everyone else

>>7154415
I've said it before and I'll say it again: twinks get turned on by perverts. Twinks and daddies are a match made in heaven.

>>7154396
>Googled gay Dublin
>Every result is a bar
Fucking Dublin, it's a shame I don't drink regularly

>>7154483
TYPICAL IRICKS

>>7154427
By "not technically pedophiles" I mean that they don't (yet) want to fuck someone under 13 years of age, the majority of twink chasers usually fap to the thought of fucking boys aged 13-18, which is why they hang around high schools looking for another victim. They want to fuck people that are technically minors, but they'll usually throw a hissy fit if you call them pedophiles for it.

>this also applies to straight men 2bh, which share a lot with twink chasers funny enough
It's extra funny when you consider a lot of twink/femboy chasers identify as "straight", but people over 18 who want to exclusively fuck 18 and under regardless of sexuality and repugnant

The whole fucking concept of "twinks" and how desirable they are disgusts me, and you constantly see jews trying to push it in porn and it causes men both fully gay and questioning to fetishize young, naive and hairless males, the likes of which you won't naturally find above 20 years of age. Same goes both ways, they always try to tell twinky gay teens that a big strong older man is the best match for them in porn too. Where I live its legal for a 40 year old man to hang around a high school and fuck a new 16 year old boy every day, and nobody bats a fucking eye because it's legal and these impressionable kids who can't even vote or buy alcohol are considered consenting. I'd hate to imagine what people in this society would allow if the legal age was any lower.

>>7154487
I mean of course they're going to throw a hissyfit over being called a pedo, who wouldn't lmao

2bh twinks as a concept isn't disgusting to me, as it seems to be for you for whatever reason
rather, it's the whole hairless rodent concept that strikes a chord with me. I can't stand it. I hate that men and women both think shaving off all hair except whats on their head is cute look

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>>7154487
>young, naive and hairless males
>you won't naturally find above 20 years of age
tfw 23 and hairless and naive

>>7154518
might as well just jump off a building
or go be pedo b8, someone's gotta do the job

>>7154529
Rude

>>7154518
You sound like a qt, b8 me anytime m8

>>7154529
tbf I sometimes get fucked by daddies when I'm feeling extra horny. but I've got a potential bf in the pipeline, so no more growlr for me

btw why is it so hard to find vers daddies who are into twinks?

>>7154486
It's actually so fucking pathetic
A city of bars and gastropubs

>>7154518
Are you very short and do you look very young? Could you mimic the voice of a 14 year old? Could you be overpowered by an older man with an intense need to feel in control and put himself in something "cute"? If so, you'd be a twink chasers legal dream.

If not you'll just have to settle for a sane healthy human being.

>>7154540
you might as well join him 2bh

>>7154544
most daddies arent vers
and the ones into twinks typically exclusively top because duh, fetish

>>7154518
sucks that for twinks youve already hit gay death

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Tell me I'm a good boy

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>mfw first snow fell today

>>7154547
I am >>7153271
I don't particularly want to be an old man's wet dream. Well, not all the time. But it's nice knowing the option is there.
>>7154557
I'm aware. That's why I've started lifting.

I didn't choose the twink life. The twink life chose me.

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>>7154564
I like snow, makes everything so peaceful

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>>7154564
>tfw start of november and 70 fucking degrees

FUCK THIS SHIT I JUST WANT TO WEAR SWEATERS, I SWEAR TO FUCK IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID IT MAKES ME WANT TO BELIEVE SILLY LIBERAL GLOBAL WARMING THEORIES.

>>7154564
>just wind and rain

>>7154620
2bh there's no silly theory involved with the simple fact that shit has been getting hotter

>>7154564
>tfw will not know that feel for another month

>>7154635
>2bh there's no silly theory involved with the simple fact that shit has been getting hotter
well duh, that's why shitlibs stopped saying "global warming" and instead said "climate change" because they don't actually have solid proof that it's anthropogenic

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>>7154605
Damn that's a nice gif

Heres a similar one
>>7154620
I'm pretty sure the climate actually has been getting warmer, global warming theories mostly deal with whether it's manmade or not

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>>7154639
weird

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>>7154605
>peaceful
so you've never been halfway up a mountain in a blizzard after the sun has gone down I take it?

>>7154651
That's like saying
>So you like sunny days eh? Try being stranded in the middle of the sahara! lol

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>>7154651
edgy

>>7154605
COMFY SNOW EDITION

>>7154652
exactly. Nature will make you your bitch if she wants. Gotta keep your guard up and stay inside as much as possible

>>7154662
nature will make me my bitch? lmaoo

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>>7154660
>>7154564

>tfw it's 70 degrees outisde in november
a little concerning desu.

i need to find a husbando and move up to alaska

>>7154639
>>7154646
really wish I had a qt bf to cuddle in that bed whilst watching the snowfall

>>7154726
>really wish I had a qt bf
same but also one that would fuck me up against that window yknow

>>7154732
yeah, I would be doing that to him too

>>7154726
This tbf. But living nowhere near the vicinity of cute boys is a real pain in the ass.

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>>7154726
>tfw no bf to hold my hand and walk with me in the snow
>tfw no bf to strip down and cuddle under a nice blanket with when we get home

It's alright though. Despite all of that, I can still find a reason to smile. Even if I will always be alone, I'm not gonna let this world bring me down, I can be happy for myself by myself!

>>7154620
Agree.

I look so much better in fall/winter clothing.

In the summer I prioritize comfort over style and wear t-shirts and gym shorts and look like a teenager.

>>7154777
>Tfw no bf to cuddle next to the fire
> Tfw no bf to fall asleep on your chest while you read.
> Tfw no bf to lull you to sleep with his gentle breathing.

>>7154866
>>7154777
>>7154732
>>7154726
fuck this is making nofap really difficult.

Post your faggy nanowrimo schlock, gaygen. I know you guys participate.

Not baiting i swear but I've never seen a goodlooking gay man irl
Why is this?

>>7154925
>not baiting but (bait)
(You)

>>7154909
i honestly thought you started speaking hebrew 1/4 way through your sentence

>>7154925
because you think all good looking guys are straight irl
chances are, 1/5 of those good looking guys have a butt plug in themselves just as you saw them, prepping for an all out gang bang later

>>7154930
I'm not baiting, i know there's tonnes of gay celebrities who are handsome devils but I've never seen a goodlooking gay irl
>>7154934
Every openly gay man then

>>7154938
idk where you're looking
i can open an app right now and find a couple good looking gays
but i know they're massive sluts who organize the club parties around here lmao

>>7154940
I'm not gay so i don't look, it's just every gay man I've meet has never been above a 5 or 6
Might be different in the US desu, don't think our gays have a gym culture here

>>7154944
Im not in the US
but that might be it, who knows, maybe you just have bad luck, maybe its the culture, maybe it's your personal tastes, etc. like could be anything

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>>7154909
gonna try and make a v/n this month, not sure if it'll be a homo thing.
>>7154925
i've never seen a gay irl
Why is this?

>>7154945
Was thinking this could be the reason for the straight man fetish, since i know dozens upon dozens of goodlooking straight men

>>7154938
Might just have unreasonably high standards.

>>7154956
the str8 man fetish has more to do with forbidden fruit than it does about how hot they are
we have a cultural view here that if a man is good looking and organized, he's gay
if he's an ugly slob, he's probably straight
this isn't the objective reality of course, generalizations never are, but it's funny

>>7154960
I know loads of handsome straight men though so i doubt it

Lot of the gay lads I've seen also seem to be a bit overweight, maybe they don't have to try as hard since men are dtf a lot more

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>>7154944
>I'm not gay so
so you're gonna leave.

>>7154944
> I'm not gay
> Why don't I find men attractive?
Lmao.

>>7154971
Not sure where that meme came out of desu, don't see it tbqh
>>7154974
Make me
>>7154975
I can appreciate a goodlooking man though, i know when someone is handsome or whatever, i just don't see it in gay men

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>>7154981
Even if I can't get you to leave, I can get everyone to hate you.

Besides, what is breeder scum doing here anyway?

>>7154973
It's a possibility. Could also be that as a smaller population you see less of them.

Or the only ones you find handsome are the straight acting ones.

>>7154987
Just came in to see what the board was like desu
Expected lots of gay men but the place is like 90% trannies

>>7154981
that meme came from a time where gay men were prosecuted and really only the good looking ones made it through and had to be nicer than others
hence women then thinking gay men are supreme because they're well groomed, handsome, and polite
and then this spread into general culture
so blame women for that meme 2bh

now everyone is ugly tho because of the depreciation of beauty and all this "acceptance"

>>7154992
I'm gay and I come here like four times a month tops. This board really sucks. Probably because of all the trannies.

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>>7154992
>Just came in to see what the board was like desu
Uhu. You just came in here to see what it was like.
No ulterior motives or anything, just an ordinary straight man visiting /lgbt/ and checking out gaygen, because that's what perfectly normal straight men do.

You're either a closet case or severely retarded.

>>7154996
Was talking to them in their general earlier, you're a lot more down-to-earth tbqh, much more normal
>>7154994
Interesting theory, i imagine it gets annoying when girls try to get all buddy buddy with you so they can have that token gay friend

>>7155004
we have our own batch of crazies
and yeah in general a lot of women just view you as gay and that's it
even worse are the fag hags, or the ones who think they can get intimate with you just because they're lonely and you're gay

>>7155019
>fag hags
>the ones who think they can intimate with you just because they're lonely and you're gay
What?

>>7155023
fag hags are people who pretty much collect token gays
and the second group of people are self explanatory, some of them are fag hags

>>7155031
I don't understand the second group desu

>>7155040
the second group is just desperate women what is there to understand about them

>>7155048
Thanks for the lessons lad, i appreciate your time

>>7154564

>tfw it's in the fucking mid 80s still

Typical Mississippi, I can already tell Christmas is probably gonna be in the 70s at least.

What y'all up to these days?

question from a cis male , what do you guys do when girls approach you and flirt etc ?

>>7155100
literally being in a sleep state but my body is awake and moving and doing my daily routine so

>>7155104
>cis male
gay men are also cis idgi
i think u mean cishet as in cis + hetero
and i just tell them they're pretty mediocre looking so they shouldn't even bother

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>>7155100
Growing stronger

>>7155112
yeah sorry

dude that's kinda harsh imagine if you flirted with a hetero male and he gave you that line.

What is it with this sudden infestation of cishets on this board?

>>7155125
i dont flirt with het men
and also ugly people don't really have feelings, just huge gaps in emotional development in which they attempt to fill with cakes and cookies

>>7155100

School pretty much, hard to believe this semester is already about fucking over.

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>>7155100
shitting constantly

>when your crusade against cishets in the quest to liberate /lgbt/ is slowly gaining support.

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>taking a picture of some shit
>crush gives me a million-dollar smile, asks if he can get in the photo
>reply autistically, "No."

>>7155208
2bh autists literally cannot stop fucking themselves over
it's always amazing to me when any of them actually get into relationships

>>7154991
It's definitely a population statistic.

There are loads more ugly/attractive/anything straight men because there are loads more straight men. It inflates and distorts your perception.

People are bad at statistical reasoning.

>>7153175
How big does a penis have to be to completely ruin you for everyone else?

Tell stories if it happened to you.

>>7155179

Why would we oppose just cishets?

Hets of all kind are scum.

>>7155290

Just five inches if the last inch is a razor blade

>>7155296
Because:
Heterosexual trannies are still lgbt (unfortunately).
Cishets don't acknowledge "straight" trannies, and consider them just another brand of faggotry.

>>7155303

Are you still alive? Jesus Christ.

>>7155317

And trannies are ruining lgbt soooo

I don't care what hets do, they all need to go.

>>7155335

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2NgsJrrAyM

>>7154469
Oh, thank you.
I assume that my friend will deal with it I guess. In a way he makes jokes about homosexuality but in the end he is pretty liberal.

>>7154725

Aww, cute.

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>tfw got so good at programming logic controllers that I'm schooling my instructor now
finally my autism yields fruit

>>7155002

What's wrong with a straight guy who browses /lgbt/? It's just talking. I'm straight and I post on gaygen all the time.

>>7155539

My autism yields social anxiety.

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>>7155548
>What's wrong with a straight guy who browses /lgbt/?
Everything.
>It's just talking. I'm straight and I post on gaygen all the time.
You should not.
Your kind is not welcome here.
Your presence not appreciated.

>>7155548
why though?

>>7155556
this

>>7155556
I get that too, but wearing pilot shades at all times makes me comfortable with being around other people

I tell everyone it's for medical reasons, which is sort of true I guess.

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>>7153175

>>7155564
ur a meme desu, must suck not being able to find solace in either the gay community or normie society. i think its best you just end it before you accidentally give people cancer through osmosys

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Just changed my fb profile picture from a picture of a cat to a picture of me for the first time ever.

I'm fucking terrified desu.
How do I know if people like it or if they're just pretending to like it to avoid being rude?

>tfw too nervous to ask gay friend for fucc

>>7155539
Nice
>>7155812
Because your cute and they want you to come out of your shell more

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>>7155836

Just like drop a lot of things and bend over in front of him to pick them up

he'll get the hint

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>>7155812

what other people think of you is none of your business.

stop caring about what other people think.

>>7155854
Yeah, it is quite nice. Top of my class in binary logic

I might as well unknowingly be a genius as far as I know, I'm pretentious enough to be one for sure

>>7155962
Adorable.
That's good , you could be a genius since I knew few of those words

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>>7155975
You're shitting me am I right?

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Started my malware collection, its going well.

Collectively these three 1.44MB diskettes caused 24.3 billion dollars of damage and destroyed ~1000 Iranian nuclear centrifuges back in the day.

Cool!

Over the years I have develop serious self hate and insecurities.

How have you worked through them?

I want bum

>>7156001
Binary?
Logic ?
>>7156020
How did you capture such dangerous beasts

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>>7156020

>>7156020
that's cool as fuck. How did you find them?

>>7156067

Various security organisations will provide freely downloadable malware so that security engineers can test their code against them.

Just google it and you can find almost anything.

>>7156075
That's cool.
So are you aiming to have a collection of like the top 10 or what?
Also is this a hobby or legit what you want to move into as a career

>>7156088
Just a hobby. I'm either going to tape them to my laptop lid or frame them on my wall, havent decided which.

>>7156109

Show it to a cute boy and ask if your worm can invade his mainframe.

Someone come up with a better technical term at the end.

>>7156021
Liftan. For a long time it was my center and it helped me through a lot.
Also leaves a lot sexier body then meditation or self medication.

>>7156034
There's no shame in not understanding binary numbers or binary logic my boy

however, in my opinion, in the age of computers doing most work, it is ridiculously useful to know how the computers work

>>7156075
that's so cool. right on anon

>>7156109
Cool
>>7156121
This , do this
>>7156169
Sure but I want to work in film and I have a love for practical effect over cgi. So id either do it with props or under pay nerds. Just my two cents

>>7156109
That sounds like a pretty cool conversation piece.
I might put them in a glass box with a hammer saying.
>Break in case of robot uprising

>>7156195
Yeah, practical effects are really cool

You ever seen "Tetsuo: Iron Man"?

If you were a doctor would you be allowed to romantically pursue a patient after they've been discharged from your care?

>>7156293
Speak for yourself. I have a lot better impulse control and intellect than a simple chimp and have a lot more to do than just fling shit at random passerbys

>>7156109
>>7156197
>I might put them in a glass box with a hammer saying.
>Break in case of robot uprising
this, do this

>>7154955
who's this semen demon?

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>hfw he sees my penis

fucking hell I need a new penis

>>7156461
Serious question, are you overweight? If you are and your body deposits fat around your groin, losing body fat will expose more of your cock.

>>7156476
I'm a little fat, but not fat enough for it to make a difference. It's just small.

>>7156461
I so desperately want to laugh at someone when whipping out their dick, just to see the reaction
but 2bh too much of a dick slut to stop for a second and act and my mouth just automatically jumps onto the dick

When you email maki

tbqhwyfaf the only reason i'd want a bf is to bring him to family events and ignore family

>>7156516
It's not about the size of the tool, it's about how you use it. Tape a knife to it and slice his throat to reassert your masculine dominance.

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>>7156169
>it is ridiculously useful to know how the computers work
any advice on how to go about that?

>tfw no smart bf to teach me cool things while we cuddle

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>>7155548

ok mac

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>>7156865
>when you post l00d baratiddies on a blue board

Think about it. I'm arousing your penis over the internet without your consent. I am VIRTUALLY RAPING you, and there's nothing you can do to stop it!

MUAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>7156886
the qtest

>>7156885
2bh it depends what you want to know about computers, if hardware any for dummies book is alright
also teaching things is progressively difficult while cuddling

>>7156871
I've had people stop replying to me after seeing my penis. It's 4.5 inches, it's not like it's 2 inches...

>>7156897
i mean big dicks are important to a lot of people who just want to get fucked by a pornstar tier dick
find someone to fall in love w/ you and they'll make your 2 inch dick feel like it's their entire world

>A really cute dude just complimented me in a lewd way
>Not gay but I like traps and him
F-fuck, what do I do?

>people still buy flowers as gifts
U S E L E S S

>>7157002
I feel like flowers would be a much better present if they weren't dead/dying. Why don't we give people a whole plant instead of just the genitals anyway?

>>7157029
I give my mom live bamboo plants for Christmas.

>>7157033
What, every year? Seems a bit predictable.

She isn't a panda is she?

>>7157038
>She isn't a panda is she?
Yes, she eats, shoots and leaves.

>>7157029
2bh even if they weren't dead/dying they're still a shit gift
dont know why anyone likes them as a gift, like yay you bought me something i have to put tremendous effort into or else it dies quickly, why didn't you just get me some fucking perfume carl

>>7157050

Sounds like me on a date.

badumtsh

>>7157090
Well I dunno about tremendous effort. Mostly you just need to water plants once in a while.

Besides, it would make symbolic sense wouldn't it. Like, 'here is a symbol of my feelings, look after them'. I mean, it would be a bit pat for sure, but flowers are that now.

>>7157108
>>7157050
You're both fucking fired.

>tfw no bara bf
How do I get one as a qt twink
All the apps have nothing but garbage and bottoms for 100 miles

>>7157188
FL

>>7157202
poor maki

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Today I learned 86% chocolate is bitter.

I also learned how to swim.

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> become single
> return to /gg/
The cycle continues!

>>7154422
[spoiler]does an 18 year old work?[/spoiler]

>>7157168
Post pics.
Or beg in mascgen.

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>>7157303
86% is toooo much dark for me to enjoy. try 60 or 50 range, way better

>mfw had to learn how to swim twice since i forgot the first time
>forgot how to ride a bike twice
all kinds of retarded here

Okay so meeting the guy from Craigslist didn't go according to plan and thank God for that. The nigger was nothing like the description and I avoided a really nasty bullet!

>>7157724
I can't swim or ride a bike.

Gonna be pretty fucked when the world floods and the only highground left is mountain biking parks.

>>7157425

Since you're here, You have no reason to not join the official gaygen discord group.

https://discord.gg/tcercpA

>>7156461
Jelq you lazy fuck.

>>7156267
No I haven't. Looks interesting
I'll give it a watch!
Have you ever seen the original Jason and the argonauts
>>7156885
That's a cool pic, did you know who drew it ?
>>7157303
Yeah , the stuff is shit

>>7156897
Is it ugly as well as small though? Like scrawny, cut with bad scars, mushroomy etc?

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Woop woop where da boipucci at?

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>>7157303
>eating American chocolate

>>7158304
I've seen many youtube videos of foreigners eating American chocolate and they all hate it!

>>7158304
>muh supreme euro tastes hon hon wee wee

>>7158308
It's because back when Hershey was setting up his factory he had trouble figuring out the logistics of pulling in millions of gallons of dairy milk from across the country without it spoiling. They didn't have refrigerated trucks back then, see. The solution was to lipolyse the milk to stop it from fermenting. This process causes butyric acid to form in the milk. Butyric acid is the same acid found in vomit that causes its smell. But Americans grew up eating American, vomit chocolate and became accustomed to the taste and even liked it. So now all American chocolate tastes like vomit to anyone who isn't from the States.

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3nhoiw/eli5_why_does_american_chocolate_taste_so_bad_in/

>>7158304
>implying america doesnt have a cheaper version and a better version of every product in the world

enjoy your over priced mediocre products eu, i will be in the chocolate isle working on muh bulk

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>>7158356
>Reddit

>>7158297
Right here, and all over this thread, but we can't post cuz blue board, ya nerd.

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How is everyone doing today?

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>>7158482
Pretty damn good. You?

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>>7158479

Imgur

>>7158489

I'm okay, just on my way to a job site in Pennsylvania so I'm shitposting in the me
An time.

>>7158491
Why do you deserve this glorious booty Familia? Are you a sexy Boi?

it's like one day you're an alright twink and then the next you have to shave every single 24 hours otherwise you turn into the beast

jfc

>>7158505

Hell to the no. lol

>>7158505
He isn't but I am

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>>7158520
>implying

>>7158519
>>7158520
Pics then bbs :*
Who knows what you might get

>>7158507
time to start lifting bruv
or prepare to face gay death

>>7158529
Join the discord, I post all over that shit
https://discord.gg/EafxA

>>7158538
i suffered gay death years ago for not caring about the scene tbqh

>>7158539
Aight I'll get it

>>7158539
I joined

infiltrated the discord group
also reporting the discord group for sexual harassment

>>7158574

We will just make another one loser.

>>7158602
*giggles*
and that too shall fall

>>7158606

Okay? Then it will be for select gg people then. You're probably a tranny or a member of that /lgbt/ discord.

>>7158620
*giggles*
that will not last long, and keep guessing

>>7158627

Rugby Maki Sean shitler bullykun pls go

>>7158642
*chuckles*
nope and ill continue to haunt u

>>7158646

I'm just going to clean house when I get back on my PC.

>>7158606
>>7158627
>>7158646
*shut the fuck up*

>>7158667
*laughs*
u seem triggered

>>7153175
>TFW
>NO
>QT
>BF

feeling it extra hard this morning lads

>>7158717
Me too don't worry.
I'm traveling too so I can't even date right now :'(

Any manly dudes here

>>7158743
the manliest person we have around here is irish
so
enjoy

>>7158757
Well shit

>>7158733
Why are you traveling and where abouts?

>>7158886
Japan, and just for some fun before university :)

>>7158891

Must come from money. Gaygen is for working class gay, unifags go.

>>7158900
Nope I'm just not from America, where I have to sell all my possessions and home, and then let old men fuck me just to pay for my first semester.

>>7158891
That's awesome... oh yeah you said before . What are you planning to do in uni?
>>7158900
I go to uni tho

>>7158919
Business I think. Either that or mech eng. :)

>>7158920
>Business or mechanical engineering
Jesus Christ,i just study film production.
That's pretty impressive also pretty varied, my other option was biology specifically immunology

>>7158759
Lol I'm manly. And I'm sure there are more anons who are to. Just not a lot of manly trips. They either left or moved to mascgen.

>>7158929
Immunology would be crazy. Biology killed me, I can't imagine pursuing it in post secondary haha. I really want to start my own business some day.

>>7158939
Forgot trip

>>7158733
Just need a low maintaince bf. Post your ass to get applications.

>>7158935
Even I'm Manlier then masc gen. What's masc about fucking hair dudes? Any twink does that
>>7158939
I love biology man, it just makes sense to me and I think genetics or immunology would be great

>>7158948
I guess. My ass is everywhere else, blue boards are annoying. I can't even Whore myself around.

>>7158950
Why did you go for film in the end then?

>>7158958
Always wanted to write scripts , love movies and theatre plus kinda like acting

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>>7158935
I'm a manly trip too

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>>7158950
It's honestly more like an even gayer version of /fit/.
If you can't overhead press your bodyweight, you can't really call yourself a man.

>>7158958
I used to whore it up on Gretchen all the time. As long as you don't post asshole or dick/balls you can show anything.

>>7158999
>Gretchen
Gaygen

>>7158999
Weird, I thought being a man would be like idk doing manlyvstuff like MMA or rugby

>>7159023
You'd think that.
But the truth is manliness is purely measured by the weight of objects you can pick up.

>>7159080

Bullshit. Take that shit back to /fit/ & mascgen.

>>7159117
>Butt mad fem
I used to be the same way.
Just gotta lift and eat right. We're all going to make it bro.

>>7159128
>Butt mad lifter
Sorry that the T injection don't make you a man mate

>>7159134
Lol I didn't know you were so easily triggered.
Shoulda taken Ann's fitness advice.

>>7159149
Nah it's just banter mate.

>>7159147
>literally one guy spamming steroid guys making it seem like everyone that posts there looks like that
Lol nobody thinks mascgen looks like that. Those are goal bodies/husbando.

Just like all the cute guys posted in gaygen, when everyone here looks like a foot. Lol

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>>7159128

Not fem at hunty

>>7159149
>roiding for his body

TOP KEK

everyone i've ever met on this site is ugly

aside from /fit/

>>7155705
>ur a meme desu
Nah, cishets should just leave.

>>7159221

Feelgood pls go

>>7159221
Fit is a person now
What does pol look like desu
>Inb4 pack of niggers

To be honest, even though I live in a country that's pretty shit for homos and my dating pool is a lot smaller than a straight person's, I'm glad to be gay.

Most women sound/are incredibly shallow, closed minded and boring - I have only one good female friend, probably because she's just as autistic and gay as I am.

>>7159259
idk who that is I haven't been on gaygen in a while

>>7159221
>meeting people on 4chin
i just pretend im talking to myself on here i'd never bother meeting other misfits

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>>7159291

Maki pls

>>7159309
>he doesn't have a gaygen bf

>>7159275
>I'm glad to be gay
2bh same
it would be nice if I had the benefits of a straight man in the sense that the dating pool is vast and you don't suffer societal bigotry, but I wouldn't want to actually give up man loving to deal with straight women romantically

>>7159324
maki died in 08 dude...
>gaygen bf
ive seen how gaygen bfs operate, they turn you into bald fatties

>>7159332
>using lame ass excuses

That is just jupp and spee.

>>7159358
i will not succumb to the temptations of the satanic anus

>>7159370
the mean guy always wins because of the first ever jewish woman - eve, she ate that forbidden fruit and now everyone wants that forbidden fruit

>>7159366

Your loss

>>7159370

MAKI PLS

>>7159394
Nothing is being lost, except your sanity.

>>7159275
>I'm glad to be gay.
me too.
Why would I want to be the foulest, most cruel, most vicious and most savage creature on this planet?

>>7158717
if it makes you feel better, I'll feel your extra hard, not qt so your gonna have to settle

>>7158980
>no mac bf
hurts, i just wanna taunt his insecruities while he takes his revenge on my boipucci

>>7159501
Sounds good to me.
I never get to have angry sex.

>>7159520
Probably because you're a very boring person.

>>7159523
As a wet paper plate, and twice as thicc.

>tfw no monogamous male romantic partner

>>7159538
>tfw no monogamous male romantic partner who is totally ok with getting some of his friends to gangbang me

>>7159537
irish trip on

>>7159542
>Tfw when no loyal click bf

>>7159551
>no loyal click bf
2bh just imagined a human being that twitched constantly and all of these twitches made an audible mouse click sound

>>7159559
> Meet a qt on Grindr
> He's a double clicker in real life

>>7159584
>>7159551

>click
>clicker

WTF does this mean?

>>7159584
>not getting a clap on bf
i hope you lads don't do this

>>7159594
it's like when you open your mouth and instead of making gargling sounds you click instead rapidly
:)

>cant tease anyone you're on a date with because most gay guys just tend to be really fucking insecure
How do we stop this epidemic??

>>7159551
>>7159584
>>7159608
wut?

>>7159671
Probably something about Africans.

>>7159683
Nope, take another guess though.

>>7159671
You know how sometimes a guy's jaw clicks when it's stretched out from deep throat? Sorta like that.

>>7159708
bodies often make sounds when they do things, this just sounds like nitpicking

>>7159732
no one is nitpicking anything though lol wtf

>>7159732
My jaw clicks because a guy put a triangle choke on my jaw instead of throat :D

>>7153271

thought you were epsilon for a minute but i think he's fatter now

new thread:
>>7160220
>>7160220
>>7160220

>>7153271
Don't Talk Shit Dude U look Handsome Your Beard is Hot and Your eyes make me burn (y)