Gay General - Be Careful Edition

>tfw you get up for the day
>your anus falls out
>sigh and put it back where it belongs
>go brush your teeth
>anus falls out again leaves stains on the tiles

let this be a warning, do NOT engage in homosexual activities!!!

old thread: >>7153175

>love him
>he loves girl
STUPID GIRL, WHY YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

>>7160260
>Story about Adam and Eve followed by her brother Steve.

>tfw not gay but want to be because guys are so hot

>>7160272
Back off, they're mine.

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>Watch out for older men who are perverted and want your young virgin boipussy
Reminds me of the time when I was on an airplane and the guy next to me stuck his hand up my jeans.

I had to move from next to him without making a scene, I was in 1st class and moved to economy.

>tfw

>>7160302
>not making a scene and getting another free first class flight

>>7160305
>not making a scene and getting another free first class flight
I'm very shy and I hate public attention, also, I hate making scenes, they're embarrassing..

>>7160323
you should get over that
you could have gotten a handjob + free shit 2bh

>>7160272
>guys are so hot
>not gay
you're at least bi, surely?

>>7160302
so you were sexually harassed and 'didn't want to make a scene', I'd have decked him

>>7160382
ssssssssssssis please you wouldn't have decked anyone lmao

>>7160382
I'm a nice, shy person desu.

>>7160389
>implying I'm fem

>>7160390
so am I mostly but I would have made a fuss if someone groped me or whoever I was with

>>7160410
im implying you're a lil bitch
and lil bitches come in masc and fem forms

>>7160425
Cum in me br...I mean, Come at Me Bro!

>>7160459
I'll come at in or on you bro


No homo

>he says kek and lul instead of just laughing
>he says things like kappa irl
Where did these autists even come from?

>>7160382

I'm straight, but the thought of being straight disgusts me and I want to be gay. Maybe I need therapy.

>>7160541
You do, but also go jerk off to some guys lmao

>>7160550

I'm not attracted to masculinity, though. I only find cute twink porn hot.

>>7160269
He was supposed to be mine, it was even written in the stars.
Now he's having a somewhat social life and porking his girlfriend in every hole while I'm here at home posting on 4chan.

>have date with twink
>Asks for body pic
And .... The dates off
Just kill me now fãm
The worst part is, he's not even that fucking hot

>>7160597
So you're insecure or you thought he wouldn't ask that because you wanted the date to be something more than just sex?

>>7160602
No I sent the pic and the dates off now because he doesn't want to do it now
I mean I'm not insecure o sent the pic right away, it just sucks that that happened

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Should I remove the hair?

>>7160631
Remove the necklace, keep the hair

>>7160631
Remove the hair, keep the necklace.

>>7160647
Why should I remove the necklace?

>>7160597
Are you overly big, thin, or muscular?

>>7160631
cant make an accurate judgement on this picture alone
take one of full torso

>>7160661
I have a little chubby tummy

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Truth.

>>7160631
If you have a beard or scruffy look, Trim it.
If not, Shave it off.

>>7160675
I'd If its a little belly fat, then it's no big deal, honestly. If i find you cute, then a bit of flab isn't going to scare me off. Then again, I'm into all kinds of body types.

How do I loose belly fat? I'm down to 220lbs now but I still have a lot of belly fat and haven't really noticed it going down. Do crunches help?

>>7160702
proper diet & cardio

>>7160697
It is, I'm no leolardo diflabio
Aww well

>>7160631
keep it

>>7160719
I'd hit it.

>>7160702
>I'm down to 220lbs now but I still have a lot of belly fat
You don't say.
You'll probably have a lot of belly fat for the next 40bls easy. Maybe more depending on how much of your weight is muscle.

>>7160783
I figured I'd start seeing it go down since I was 250

>>7160813
What's your height?
Take lots of pictures so you can better monitor your progress.
30lbs is good, but if you're of average height you're not going to be down to an average build till around 160-180.

>>7160774
Thanks

>>7160558
>I only find cute twink porn hot
Lol you don't consider yourself gay because you aren't into the masc guys?

why are gays so easy to catfish
like why are they so desperate for love LOL

>>7160813
why even lose weight?

Just get a chaser fwb or bf

>>7160869
meanie.

>>7160876
This. So many guys are chub chasers.

The only downside to this is if you ever want to lose weight for your own self improvement you'll be making yourself less attractive to your partner.

>>7160617
show the pic faggot

Shut up I will fuck u up I'm a navy seal

>>7160890
Also a lot of them get real vicious about you changing your body type and might do things like try to make you feel bad about yourself, sabotaging your plans, etc. Double edged sword I guess.

>>7160876
This. I mean why improve yourself when you could just find someone who fetishizes your disgusting body.

>>7160854
Anytime, bb.

>>7160916
It's difficult for most chubby people. Very few people like being chubby, this is definitely an option for people who are chubby and want love.

>>7160892
It's nothing any of y'all haven't seen

>>7160930
>It's difficult
Damn straight.
Who needs willpower when you can have instant gratification?

>>7160975
Yep. The key to willpower is solitude and denying yourself love and that's certainly not a recipe for suicidal behavior.

>instant gratification
It isn't necessarily, but even discounting that, if you are a chub, go for it, it'll make you feel better about yourself and more likely to want to make changes so people will be more interested in you than part of yourself that you dislike.

>>7160832
I'm 210 lbs and 5'11, broad/stocky build. How much weight do you think i have to lose to have an attractive amount of fat?

>>7161007
>more likely to want to make changes
I think that's going to be the opposite. If you're so lonely you're dating a chubby chaser to not be alone, you're probably more worried about losing them then you are about your weight.

>>7161020
Couldn't say without pics.
210 could be fine for bear mode depending on how much muscle you have.

>>7161040
Ill post pics in a moment

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>>7160869
Think of it as a mathematical problem.

If we consider the population of all people who are of legal age, the initial dating pool for straight men consists of ~50% of the population, while the same number for gay men is around 1-2%. Now adjust those numbers by reducing the people already in a relationship (about 1/3 are single according to US census stats from 2015) and you end up with an estimated 0,5% dating pool for gay men and 16,6% for straight men in the adult population.

After comparing those numbers, you can see that single straight men have a dating pool that's 3220% larger than single gay men.

Considering the discrepancy, I think it is clear why gay guys are more desperate on average.

>>7161052
He did the math

>>7160864

I'm not turned on by the thought of being topped by a twink. I'm only turned on by the thought of topping a twink and being topped by a masculine guy. It doesn't seem gay to me. I think it's just a fetish.

>>7161083

Just to clarify, I'm not attracted to masculine guys, but I'm attracted to the thought of bottoming for one and submitting to him.

>>7161083
>I'm only turned on by the thought of topping a twink and being topped by a masculine guy.
This is quite standard.

>>7161092

I thought most gay guys liked masculinity and were repulsed by twinks and femininity in general.

>>7161083
>>7161088
I don't get, even a little bit, how you could feel that that wasn't gay.

>>7161110

Because I'm attracted to women.

>>7161108
some are
some arent
gays arent a monolithic group

>>7161088
>I'm attracted to the thought of bottoming for one and submitting to him.
Join the club sis. When I'm not looking at code, I'm pretty much just wanting to be under someone as they relentlessly fuck me tbqh

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>>7161047
>>7161040
pics as promised, how much weight do you think i'd have to lose before i'm attractive?

>>7161072
I only calculated a theoretical percentage based on the least number of common denominators.

I guess that the actual discrepancy is a bit more complicated. When the top/bottom relationship dynamic is taken into consideration, I'd say that tops have a bit easier time finding a bf, and bottoms have it a hell of a lot harder because most gay guys are bottoms.

>>7161214
nice socks

>>7161214

You don't look that chunky from the front but you're like preggers from the side

that might be bad posture tho

>>7161222
Emm I'll let you know I failed math twice so if you could dumb it down It'd be much appreciated

>>7160302
was he good looking? cause if a good looking guy sticks his hand in my pants I'm not going to complain and probably engage in some fag shenanigans in the restroom.

>>7161240
Doesn't look like bad posture is the root of that
mostly just a lack of definition in the chest and shoulders and not enough cardio

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>>7161214
I'd give it up right now.

11/10 for socks.

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>>7161223
tyvm

>>7161240
i know, i hate my body, sometimes i go to the gym, but sometimes i don't.

>>7161271
>not enough cardio
when i do go to the gym i prioritize cardio.

I am on a downswing right now, so i look even worse than usual.

>>7161293
Lmao i'm not sure if you are serious, but thank you.

>>7161244
bottoms suck
tops fuck

also, life would be easier as a straighty

>>7161306
what kind of cardio do you tend to do?

>>7161306
100% serious. Please post more socked feet.

>>7161306
2bh getting fucked by guys with only nice socks on is pretty gr8

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>>7161326
I love it when they keep their socks on.

>>7161214
I wouldn't kick you out of the bedroom.

>>7161313
I switch it up, running or elliptical usually. try to fit in rowing too.

Also by downswing i really mean i have only been to the gym once since uni classes started. There was a stretch this summer where i was doing cardio every day for two weeks. I notice a difference from when i was going. but I don't think I've ever been 100% happy with my body.

>>7161214
I've fucked worse but you don't have the body I'm going to seek out.

>>7161343
interval training?

>>7161333
ikr hugely underrated
just the vision of a man in nothing but socks on getting ready to take you into another dimension has me quivering

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>>7161359
I actually take it several steps further as I'm a raging footfag.

>>7161367
>steps
>footfag
ok i c u but i refuse to acknowledge

>ask fwb if he wants to be my gym buddy
>says he's already gym buddies with his husband

:'(

>>7161380
fuckzoned

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>>7161375

One way or another, all homo sexual perverts must be cleansed.

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>>7161392

>>7161392
I wash myself daily, thank you very much.

>>7161359
I have sometimes, usually just straight endurance though, is interval better?

>>7161392
>homo sexual perverts
That's just unnecessarily repeating yourself multiple times isn't it?

>>7161214
Depends on if you lift or not. If so, probably about 20-30lbs.
If not, you're looking at dropping 50+ to make it to otter mode.
i'm pulling for you m8.
If you ever need advice just ask here or in Mascgen.

>>7161405
Oh, sorry you fucking perverted freak, I meant ""exterminated"".

>>7161410
I would say yes for most people. Try getting back into cardio, dont have to go every day like you used to, limit it to idk 3 times a week I guess, and interval.
Endurance is amazing though, but I find most people benefit better from interval due to them not actually needing endurance much irl.

>>7161333
I can't do it. I hate socks and shoes. I don't know if I could even keep an erection with them on, to be honest, I'd be too distracted.

>>7161426
>Oh, sorry
Apologies accepted m8 :)

>>7161426
If you hate gays so much why don't you go out and kill one right now?

>>7161434
That's too bad. Could I at least take them off you with my teeth?

>>7161452
Yes

>>7161425
Thanks man, I think i would rather be an otter, but if it's easier to get to an attractive bear state maybe i should do that instead.

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>>7161455
Then we ready to ride, nigga.

>>7161444
His mom won't let him.

>>7161460
could go either way, but neither of them will be easy though
i mean unless you have a severe preference for taking in less & cardio vs taking in more & lifting more

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>>7161392
>>7161426
as everybody knows even visiting this board automatically makes you gay so kind of defeating your own crusade aren't you?

>>7161485
Wow, you sure got me, homo.

You're totally right, I would love to breed med-resistant viral strains in another mans hairy anal cavity. Christ.

>>7161501
That sounds gr8 I'd order 1 please

>>7161472
Thanks, I'll get back into a workout habit this week. it's a vacation week from classes, so i won't be busy. I'll try to keep it going through classes.

>>7161501
Answer the question >>7161444

>>7161460
It's about six of one, half dozen of the other to be honest.
I really like lifting though. I'd give it a try.
Once you drop the weight, even at otter mode you're going to want at least some moderate lifting to stay toned, otherwise you'll miss otter and just be skinnyfat.

>>7161509
and by this week i mean next week.
and i would go now, but i'm on the chans procrastinating an essay.
>>7161511
duly noted, at least some resistance training.

>>7161509
You can do it m8, have fun with it all.

>>7161522
I'm pulling for you bra.
We're all going to make it.

>CL is sketchy and full of old men
>Grindr is shit
>can't just approach random fucking people because I don't want to get knocked out
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A BF

>>7161542
>the only options in the world are CL, Grindr, or walking up to random people and going SUCK MY DICK?

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>>7161426
make my day chickenshit

>send a Woof! to qt stranger on Growlr
>few exchanges later find out he's my uncle

>>7161553

you getting obliterated by me...
http://www.myvidster.com/video/78227841/Jonny_Pistol_fucked_by_his_daddy

>>7161570
kek,
did you know your uncle?
did you know your uncle was homosexual?

Really why are cishets such aggressive savages?
Not a day goes by and one of them goes completely nuts and kills some other cishet.

>>7161570
incest is fun tho

>>7161583
2bh cishets are so repressed in every way
like doesnt matter male or female, they're repressed as fuck and want MORE repression through various institutions in their lives

its pretty sick ngl

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Why is he so perfect?

>>7161392

Clean my sweaty balls with your tongue desu

>>7161577

lel thank you daddy thank you daddy
that bottom looks so disturbed

Is sweaty ass supposed to taste like pennies?

>>7161597
I love Donald so much. I really do hope he wins.

>>7161637

yeah and salty milk

>>7161666
I am serious. I need to know if I should bleach my tongue.

>>7161637
sounds like you were licking some blood lmao

>>7161553
tfw no gun bf

>>7161683
better than shit I guess

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>>7161643
There's no possibility that Hillary could win at this point

>>7161690
i mean unless he's poz in that case shit might be preferable lmaooooo

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>>7161685
don't let your dreams be memes anon

>>7161701
stop the stigma

>>7161712
#KillThePozzies4Pizza

>>7161700
I'd like to believe that. I voted early for Donald, so I've done my part. Just have to wait and see now.

>>7161131
Thank you for saying literally nothing.

B U S S Y
U
S
S
Y

B U S S Y
U U
S S
S S
Y Y

>>7161719
*shrugs*

>>7161701
This. I'd rather taste shit than blood. Less risky.

>>7161597

Jimmy Fallon does have a drinking problem. Not quite perfect.

>>7161719
It wasn't literally nothing... The second and third lines were redundant though.

>>7161630
>Clean
>Not cleanse

:/

>be going to school for CAD
>there's absolutely no gays at all in any of my classes (maybe a few lesbians)
>I thought there was this one guy who might've been interested in me
>nope, my autism just made me misread his signals
>join LGBT club
>the only two guys are the queeniest queens of all queendom, everyone else is a fat girl, and they use phrases like "white patriarchy"
Is suicide an option?

>>7161724
:3

>>7161742
I agree. I relinquish my statement.

>>7161747
>for CAD
for canadian dollars?
damn bruh that shit worthless

>>7161745

Yeah that's what I said

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>>7161700
It's 67/33 on 538 rn

>>7161747
Suicide is a bug, not a feature

>>7161839
>A bug
More like a design flaw?

>>7161845
bugs are just cute design flaws

>>7161853
That's why I'm a bug chaser

ok ok, so I know accepting money for sex is illegal
but what about trading cards?

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>>7161858
delete this filha da puta

>>7161845
There's never been a good reason to commit suicide, so it's definitely a bug
>>7161835
Trump will win

>>7161872
Go for it sis

What card are you looking for?

>>7161872
someone conned me of my yugioh deck for a blowjob
but it turned out i was the one giving the blowjob

>>7161876
Why do you think so? I don't see too many setting states going his way. Mine sure as shit isn't

>>7161882
Pot of Desires

>>7161885
That's a fair trade desu

Is it legal though?

>>7161891
>fair trade
BUT I LOST MY CARDS AND HAD TO SUCK A DICK
IT WASNT EVEN A NICE DICK

and anything is legal if authorities dont find out

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>>7161891

Don't do it it suuuccs

>>7161898
How would I even get the word out though?

>>7161902
I just want it for collection purposes desu. No way am I spending 75 dollars on it though.

>>7161909
how do drug dealers get the word out
how do escorts get the word out
like bruh if you cant figure this shit out maybe you should pick a softer collection hobby like shells

>>7161890
There's no way that USA is going to elect anyone so corrupt that they make Berlusconi look like a choirboy

>>7161913
do not patronize me

>>7161927
i mean maybe you should be a little more proud of your country

>>7161913
Wish I had a shell collection. Then I'd be cool.

>>7161902
I kinda want the pots/jars to collect but some of them are ridiculously pricey

>>7161927
The new pack drops tomorrow.
Get them early and pray for that toad card

>>7161941
I wish you'd come but guess not all wishes come true.

>>7161890
Most polls are putting them neck and neck. And we all know that a Rep. Canidate doesn't need a majority to win.

>>7161981
I hate the electoral college ţbh

>>7161991
2bh same
but also i hate everything about politics like even hearing people casually talk about politics these days triggers me
its even worse if you use any social media website and people are constantly posting their HOT OPINIONS

like just chuck a spear into my soul right this moment god

>>7161925
best case scenario is that Trump is an ego maniacal doofus that genuinely loves this country. hillary is far worse than my idea of Trump's worst case scenario.

also I have disturbing record of never being wrong about my predictions, all the joy has been sucked out of saying "i told you so"

>>7162013
>also I have disturbing record of never being wrong about my predictions
we all do, funny enough

>>7162023
I predicted America's Next Top Model would return to an all girl format. Predicting something comparatively insignificant like the election is nothing

>>7162058
>I predicted America's Next Top Model would return to an all girl format.
thank god
men ruined the show
is Tyra coming back?

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>tfw no /pol/ bf

>>7162058
wasnt that show cancelled for good tho
i shouldn't be slipping this much in tyras world

>>7161966
Exactly.

>>7162023
make fun but I'm telling you that Greeks are in the giant wooden horse. don't believe me though it's only going to hurt you because I'm ready for it

>>7162090
It was not renewed for the cw. It's coming back in December on VH1. Do expect classic drama
>>7162083
She's the executive producer but Rita Ora is the host. There's a focus on finding an instagram It girl that can get a social following as well so it might be less high fashion

>>7162113
as if they could ever pull that off
like a giant horse pls get real

>>7162122
Yeah, you shouldn't pull off giant horses.

>>7162116
>She's the executive producer but Rita Ora is the host
10 dollaroos says it'll get canceled 2 episodes in

>tfw bf cheated on me for the 2nd time
what do I do

>>7162116
>Rita Ora
has that bitch ever been part of something actually successful

>>7162147
It probably won't last a second season.

But Vh1 never cancels their one season flops mid season.

Except for a dating show that had had a contestant who slipped through the background checks and was was pending felony embezzlement and the murder of his girlfriend

why can't I find any cable/socket vibrating dildo? doesn't they exist? All battery ones are complete shit, weak and doesn't last long at all.

>>7162168
cheat on him with his dad

2bh i pray none of you have to witness a straight woman trying to sext
jesus christ i thought straight men were shit at it

>>7162197
if only you saw my sexts

>>7162088
>tfw no thick conservative innawoods bf

>>7162215
same but he doesn't call himself conservative

>>7162202
i'd prefer not to, especially if the nudes aren't aesthetic enough

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>>7160232
>anus falls out
Top kek

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>>7162215
>tfw ultra-left drag queen communist queerpunk bf

>>7162178
no one knows? are you all that pure?

>>7162235
and they'll be my lisping femmy gayboy till i have to educate them...

...rectally

>>7162258
just think about it tho m8
why would anyone buy a cabled dildo

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>>7162267
Yas gawd.

There's no reason to be some sort of uncle tom.

I will burn another gay in they're beds if they don't let me use my sassy gifs

>>7162269
because battery ones are a meme
most of them have max vibration only at the start, then the intensity gets weaker by every minute.

I want a parkinson's-tier dildo that I can play with for hours without any weak ass batteries. I don't see how the cable would bother you if it's long and slacky

>>7162312
yeah but they use batteries so you can fuck yourself anywhere 2bh

idk look up some dildo reviews and pick one that isn't cheap as fuck

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>>7162317
who doesn't have a socket next to their bed or sofa lol. the pros clearly outweigh the cons here
I looked around and couldn't find any wired ones at all, regardless of price, except for pic related which looks extremely weird

Maybe this is how I get rich? Promise not to steal my product idea darlings <3

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hmm the amount of shame and self loathing I feel for attempting to explore my feelings indicate i should an hero

Better to be dead than be a fag

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>>7162363
better prison straight with a disgusting roastie wife and beautiful children than dead desu

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>>7162375
I'd rather be dead.

Affection from any sex makes me feel horribly sick and ashamed. affection makes me angry.

>>7162394
you can try and find a marriage that only has sex to produce children?

>>7162394
hopefully you feel better

Hi is this the faggot support group? im gay do I win anything

>>7162414
Yes! Here you will find comfort and a peaceful place for all you gay blogging needs :-)

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>>7162406
I just can't love. I'm too cynical and hateful for it.

Even porn makes me angry

>>7162426
ok I tried good luck faggot

>>7162424
awesome! cool to hear.

I don't have a boyfriend. Never had one actually

how do i fix this?

>>7162414
suck this first

>>7162432
I see! This is a very common problem in /gaygen/. Have you tried tinder and grindr?

>>7162426
I very much doubt that. It's obvious that you're going through something right now, but whatever it is will pass. Either that or you're insane, which I doubt because you wouldn't be blogging about it then.

>>7162442
I'm not the anon you're talking to but in my area Tinder is garbage; every gay guy on there is an instagram-filter using twink pulling a dumbass face, and now it hasn't shown me anyone in the past week because I've already swiped left on all of them.

>>7162442
I figured!

I have tried Grindr but I wasn't too satisfied with that. I've been thinking of joining my university's LGBT club to meet people more naturally but i dont want to hangout with tumblrites. What do you think I should do?

>>7162460
Don't join the LGBT club, it's always tumblrites. Always.

>>7162460
go to the leather bar and meet hot dads.
lgbt clubs are for straight women ime, sometimes they have free food though

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>>7162430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLbj7zMxvs

I wanna hurt them all

>>7162443
>mfw

>>7162474
You can pretend to be edgy all you want but I see through you anon. You wouldn't even hurt a fly, so drop this silly act and talk to someone about what's actually bothering you.

>>7162472
leather club? Im intrigued

is this slang for something?

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>>7162486
I hate what I am

>>7162501
we all do

>>7162501
I doubt that very much so. You're probably just going through some shit, so feeling like this is relatively normal. If you actually hated yourself you wouldn't be responding to me and you wouldn't be on this board.

Maybe you instead hate the situation you're in or something that's happened/happening, which is fine. Feeling upset and feeling angry is normal, and it's something that you can get over and work through.

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>>7162520
I hate being alive desu

>>7162551
I really doubt that and I don't think you do. Try to look at the bigger picture. Things might suck now, but in the future they wont. I'm sure you have at least a few good memories from the past, too.

Focus on the good things that you have or can do now, find something you enjoy, no matter how small it is, and go do it.

>>7162564
Things don't suck now and I still inherently hate it

I have money, social normality and good reputation (closeted)

And got healthy body and could have sex if I wanted

Still fucking psycoed

get a load of this too-late-to-be-aborted human bean

>>7162578
It's not too late

>>7162576
>and good reputation (closeted)

woa rude?

>tfw alone with your thoughts.

>>7162595
I routinely hear people shitalk faggots in conversation with me

I know what people say when you gays aren't around

>>7162600
yeah so?

>>7162607
Similar feels. I broke up with my bf and refuse to take attention from other guys right now irl.

>>7162497
You don't know what a leather club is? Lucky you.

>>7162620
I enjoy being on that side

>>7162648
well yea you're a self hating faggot theres tons like you out there

>get called cute
>believe it
>get called "total hottie"

they're playing with me, aren't they? jesus, I cannot handle being played with like that ;_;

>>7162641
not really is it an american thing?

>>7162666
who knows satan

>get complimented
>accept it
>they continue the compliment "you should be a model"
>stop accepting it
>compliment them instead
>now just a cycle of self esteem abuse

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>>7162665

>>7162671
It's just a stupid fetish thing. Where guys wear harnesses and shit like that.

>>7162706
What isn't a stupid fetish thing that's the real question.

>>7162706
Leather is hot.

>>7162666
I mean maybe not. See if they wanna fug your butt.

there's a delicious chocolate cake sitting on the table but I can't eat it because I gave up dairy

fuck, this is harder than I thought

> tfw hungry but just weighed myself and was really happy with the number so refusing to eat now.

Welp, looks like another dinner of copious amounts of water.

>>7162735
>gave up dairy
shut the fuck up mary we all know you still eat ass

It's so weird how so many gay bottoms think the ideal is imitating women to a T

>>7162727
Like, most things.

Clouds, carpets, sheets of paper, multivitamins, to name a few.

>>7162757
yeah but think about how clouds feel on your bp and dick tho
and carpets are for lesbians
i have to fetishize my vitamins otherwise i dont take them

>>7162766
Yeah take that vitamin baby. Take it deep down your throat.

>>7162766
Yeah? Prove it. You can't make ridiculous claims like that without evidence.

I want a video of you fetishizing your vitamin tablets or you are just a skanky liar.

>>7162781
>>7162784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlKVg0v2iMI

im having a fit

>>7162795
That's just some dude.

>>7162732
>>7162690
They seem nice the more I talk to them.

He seems super normal and pleasant though, not sure if I can keep up.

>>7162808
hope he's a qt and it goes well anon :3

>>7162802
yeah but that's just a technicality I basically perform the same routine but with more foreplay to lube up the throat for those giant multiVs

>>7162814
Boys who tell lies go to a bad place.

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>Tfw virgin

I'm going to be old soon too

>>7162819
the vitamins i have are pretty big though

>>7162821
>tfw too intelligent to be a virgin

>>7162821
Same. But I'm 27 so basically who cares at this point.

>>7162825
You can't even handle the big ones.

you ever come across someone so attractive that they turn you on and make you sick at the same time?

>>7162864
yeah a lot 2bh like
>barely legal 18 year olds with sharp jaws
lord why have you blessed these children and not me but simultaneously can i fuck them

>>7162808
Entertaining fantasies of love and belonging help us to stave off depression and existential dread. Go for it.

>>7162854
I really can't handle the big ones. They get stuck in my throat no matter how wet I try to make my throat.

2bh I wonder if they make vitamins you inject or take through your bum

>>7162889
Lewd.

>>7162889

I dunno about multivitamin injections, but when I worked at my vet clinic we would give sick dogs B12 injections to perk them up.

>>7162916
I should get on that, a lot of the gummy vitamins just aren't good enough 2bh

>>7162894
I mean, I also can't handle dicks bigger than like 3 inches so life is constantly just trying to not suffocate / split in two

>>7162821
>tfw too scared to have my first time

All I want is a stocky, builtfat heterosexual white, light brown haired daddy boyfriend who'll love my penis. Is that too much to ask for?

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>>7162564
>but in the future they wont

What makes you so sure?

I am 27, bald and ugly. I have never had sex, only had a relationship for two months. My family took advantage of my sense of obligation, kept me in depression so I would not leave or do anything but stay home with my nephew because my sister was a worthless drug addict. That went for about 5 years.

After I'm finally free from that I'm guilt tripped into helping the fix up a second house my parents bought, fell off the roof last november and smashed my leg and its still not fully healed and much damage is probably permanent.

Honestly I have reached a point where I find it hard to bring my self to do anything anymore because any chance of a future that I will be happy with is probably long gone.

So here I am. Dragging my self from day to day, hoping that I can improve myself and start dating. I regret pretty much everything for the last 5-6 years. All the while I get shit on for not being as good as others.

>>7162942
>heterosexual
>Is that too much to ask for?

Yes.

In every aspect, except sexual, I am gay...

I've never been the manliest man, in fact a lot of people think I am gay the first time they meet me. Sure, I do like sports like rugby and weightlisting but I also love ballet and hope I can one day go voguing to a gay bar. I check out guys as I walk on the street, been checking out girls aswell lately, and love to lead on fags into liking me... until they start to show true interest then it just gets awkward and I sometimes feel disgusted.

Yes, I've tried gay sex and foreplay was great but buttsex doesn't really feel good (giving nor taking). Am I a straight in denial?

>>7162959
love knows no sexuality

>>7162961
Not all gays participate in anal.

Many live happy sex filled lives through oral, toys, kink, etc.

>>7162864
I haven't.

>>7162948
Things can't suck forever, but will continue to suck until you're able to change things in your life. You need to start small and build up to big changes, you can't just jump into things and get what you want right away. I'm sorry that things are hard for you, but you need to be the one to make changes in your life. It sounds like you need to find your own voice in regards to your family, and slowly work on creating a life away from them. That doesn't mean leaving them all together, it just means that you have to be your own person outside of it.

I know you can do it, even if you're a ugly balding loser, you can be happy and you can find something worthwhile in life. It's not going to be a walk in the park, but it's something that you have to do.

in the harry potter movies do you guys think the child actor that played Duddley (harry's adoption brother) was instructed to stay fat as he grew to keep the movie more realistic?

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>>7162948
You sound like a loser. I am sorry for you that are such a doormat.

>>7162961
sounds like some weird mix of repression and guilt 2bh

>>7162982
pretty much how a lot of gay relationships go for the most part
like even if you're into anal, it's not something that's going to happen every time y'all get intimate

>>7161214
just pick up some fuckin weights

>>7162995
That is what happens when you get put on drugs at the age of 6.

am I gay

>>7162990
Most likely he was just a victim of childhood obesity. Children who are larger that young are statistically likely to become obese anyways.

>>7163021
So nothing is your fault, because, you couldn't control the things going in your life. ok then, explains a lot

>>7160529
4chan, duh.

>>7162984
>you can be happy and you can find something worthwhile in life

Maybe, maybe not. The best it may ever get for me is a one bedroom apartment and gay death.

>>7163053
Its not much different from a cult really. Keep them drugged up and unable to function so they wont disobey. I'm sure governments wish they could do that to everyone.

>>7163059
That doesn't sound like the best possible outcome to me, anon. It's an improvement, but it's not fully what you want. I'm sure you have something that you want, even if it's as small as moving somewhere else, that you can achieve.

opinions on 3d gay porn?

>>7163089
What I want Is to be able to have a romantic relationship with a guy thats not fat and disgusting,for people to not pidgeon hole me based on my appearance, and not be disgusted by my reflection.

>>7163123
It's odd that you have to specify '3D' there.

>>7163123
What kind of 3d? Like MMD type stuff or 3d glassed stuff?

>>7163140
You can have all that, but in order for you to get that, you have to work towards it. You have to want this to happen and you have to work towards it. It's completely achievable and I really think you, or anyone else for that matter, can do it.

>>7163174
ask fa they have a hair thread there daily

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Hey Anons, I just go a boyfriend a few days ago.

He's good looking and wants to take things slow, I'm average looking (but a neckbeard on the inside).

I was in the closet all throughout highschool because I used to live in Utah, so this is the first time I'm actually dating someone.

Any advice for a newfag at dating?

>>7163196
Enjoy it while you can and try not to take the break up so harshly.

>>7163160
I have been working towards it. Nothing is guaranteed. I will probably be 28 by the time I can try dating again and may find that any man worth a damn my age only wants younger guys.

>>7161891
>pot of desires for a blowjob
it's like potroast

>>7163208
Don't defeat yourself before you've even started. There's plenty of people looking for someone out there. Just keep working on it, keep getting better and getting being happy and you'll get there eventually without even realizing it.

>>7162745
>weight self and am exactly the same after a few months of work out
I have slimmed down as a shape and been told so but i don't know what to feel about this

>>7163224
I am not defeating myself. I am mentally preparing for the worst of outcomes.

>>7163262
By doing that you're just furthering the cycle and making it easier for your fears to become real. Instead of doing that you should work towards being happy, so if something does go horribly wrong, you have a strong enough life and things around you that it doesn't hurt as much. You might thing that by "preparing" yourself you're preparing yourself, but you're just pushing yourself further down and making it so that when things do go back, they're bigger than they need to be

>>7163271
>work towards being happy
How?

does anyone have any reccommendations where to find gay porn where the bottom is manhandled and just generally degraded

with straight porn its easy literally 90% of it is like that but gay porn is so different

>>7162474
>>7162501
>>7162551
>>7162576

Rate your parents 1-10, anon

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>I didn't have any friends for the first 14 years of my life
>I'm still absolutely terrified of talking to new people in real life
>sometimes people ask me to meet and I don't go because I feel like they won't actually show up
>I've been right every time

new thread:
>>7163578
>>7163578
>>7163578

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>>7161630
let me do it, senpai.

>>7162982
Pussy does feel better around my cock, honestly. It's a bit of a tie when it comes to blowjobs though.

>>7163000
I don't think it's guilt. I mean, everyone knew I was dating guys back when I did.

>>7163414
-1/10