/gaygen/ - Gay General: Maximum Overlewd Redux

I miss Sean

>talk to cute guy
>he's smart, funny, we have a lot in common
>he's literally a 9/10
>he has hobbies and interests that I find quite interesting as well
>he's not too far away

Seems perfect, right? Well...

>We both have the exact same fucking name

What the hell am I supposed to do? Just...pretend like it isn't awkward?

>>7111083
yes

fucking christ, I got the worst tan ever

it's really bad somebody please help

>>7111083

Come up with petnames, though yeah, I could see how having the same name might be a bit awkward at first, I wouldn't let it stop things though.

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>gay guy in andalusia

>>7111033

Sean this, sean that
sean's never coming back

>have crush on cute lightbulb salesman with funny ears at the train station
>He'll be gone in 2 weeks

I hate crushes, pointless, they never make sense according to "my type", and they must me feel bad

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I miss you

I miss all the cute guys that used to post here.

Now its just a bunch of brain dead cynical basic bros

>>7111252
I'd tell you to be the change you want to see in the world, but I guess that's beyond your ability.

Keep whining, it's all you're capable of.

>be sjw tumblr degenerate
>think what i'm doing is right
>fighting for the rights of minority groups

>start dating nat soc /pol/fag
>realize i wasn't the good guy
>realize i was just a puppet to kickstart a globalist agenda to end white culture and put money in banker's and corporate america's pockets
;_; fug my life is all twist turned upside down

/gaygen/ sure has changed since its inception a few years back.

Good to see it's basically still crazy gays.

>>7111083

I've dated guys with my exact same name. I give no fucks while being fucked yelling my name.

Maybe it's just latent narcissism lol.

if i posted regularly would that revive this place, albeit most likely for worse?
i have the time now... ;_; wouldn't mind...

>>7111083
somewhere in the vast cesspool of what we call humanity, someone has a same name fetish...

Holy shit this place is dead. Nevermind, not even my cancerous shitposting can save you fags now.

>>7111083

Just be name and namey

Honestly that's real cute desu tbqh senpai

>>7111226
Who goes to the train station to buy lightbulbs? What?

>>7111388

What you don't know about trainbulbs? What are you some kind of pleb?

>>7111409
The fuck is this whore talking about.

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>>7111418

Wouldn't you like to know bitch

>>7111388
Uh, it's advertising mostly. They're selling state subsidized LED lightbulbs and power strips that prevent chargers from wasting electricity

>>7111083
WHAT IF YOU GUYS GET MARRIED. IMAGINE HOW FUCKED EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PAPERWORK RELATED TO EITHER OF YOU WOULD BE.

>>7111273
Seeing what this gen does to each and every one of those "cute guys" (referring to tripfags in particular) I can see why they would be driven into hiding, or get off /lgbt/ altogether.

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who /cockbreath/ here?

Hey y'all :-)
>>7111851
Good question haha

I took melatonin hours ago, didn't work. I'm still awake at 3am, despite needing to have been sleeping since 11pm.

I'm just not going to sleep at all, melatonin shouldn't start working suddenly by now or later, right?

I cannot mess up at work today, I already missed yesterday from feeling exhausted in the morning.

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>>7111355
>>7111313
Booger come back ;~;

Damn it, I just got my insurance quote and admittedly its £500 less than last year but damn, it's just a bloody Micra!

I've got cheaper quotes on sports cars and things!

Looks like I'll just have to lie to them again >:3

>mfw they think my main job is a cleaner
>mfw I only do 6000 miles a year apparently but so far have done over 24000
>mfw I don't even have a garage

Haha you fucks.

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>>7112118
Boi ur too pretty to go to jail for insurance fraud

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When was thw last time you had sex?

12 hours ago for me

>>7112124
Saturday night, was bretty gudd :DD

>>7112124
depends on what sex means
either last month or last june when I lost penis virginity

>>7112119
Only way to do it really, quite literally everyone I know lies about it all, even my grandad.

>>7112124
Cannot even remember at this point. I do know it has happened a few times though!

>>7108107

I like video games, and artificial intelligence.

>>7112124
hahaha
:maniac laugher slowly turning into disgusting bawling:

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>>7112124

Never. I'm a virgin.

>getting sti check
>doc takes a rectal swab
>reflexively moan

...
i want to die

>>7112881

Lol that's cute.

Woke up today with my bf's mom standing over the bed, tapping me on the shoulder awake, looking real concerned.
While I was being spooned by her son.
Me pantsless, probably with morning wood.

???
??????¿??¿¿??

Our first meeting.

>>7112881

I did the same thing when i was like 20.

my sister just found out I was gay the worst way possible

she found an sd card with a lot of my pictures there definitely not intended for her to see

i just want to die right now she's probably going to tell my parents

>>7111313
Boooooooooog

>>7112447
who doesn't?

>>7112881
kek

>>7113020
pictures of you or just porn?

>>7113096
pictures of me

im thinking if I should just come out if I'd feel better

>>7113154
Cats out of the bag now.

>>7111851
everyone mean (ie fun) left

>tell guy I clean toilets for a living
>stops replying

:((((((((((((((

I think I'm falling in love with my (girl) best friend ;_;

>>7113281
You came back is the real reason
>>7112243
Kr "back then everyone wore an onion on their belt , it was the style at the time" -on his first sexual encounter

>>7113348
i was barely mean to you and u just overreacted bc you're painfully unfunny

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>>7110988
I'm not homo, genderfluid, bio male, straight, like I wanna go out with my lady friend dressed as a lady.

img related: one of my dreams as a woman i'm pregnant or a mother.

>>7112881
i always reflexively arch my back

>>7113465
Good boy.

sometimes I feel like there are better hobbies than injecting everything I can find in the lifelong pursuit of euphorical IV rushes and getting higher than that rastafarian space station in Neuromancer

maybe I should try camping or get back into fly fishing

>>7113484
pls call me a good boy too

>>7113572
I don't know that your are a good boy though.

Post pics to prove it.

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>>7113579

b-but cok didn't have to post pics... ;~;

>>7113593
Nobody wants to see cok

>>7113593
Arguing with Sir? Definitely not a good boy.

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>>7113668
>>7113664
>>7113593
>>7113579
>>7113572
>>7113484
>>7113465
Stop this degeneracy immediately

Relax everybody, this situation is under control now.

is a swimming pool a good place to meet new people or completely inappropriate behavior?

>>7113782
It's a good place to get in shape. I don't know about meeting people though.

Most people there are either kids or there with their kids. Probably not the best. Unless you're looking to score a dilf.

>Pride in London 2017 promised to be 'less focused on gay, white men'

Fuck.

>>7113795
Time to check your privilege.

>>7113795

Source?

>>7113744
post bum

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>>7113812
no......

I can take 8 inch dicks like a champ, but even mild fingering makes my ass bleed. What does this mean?

>>7113835
You know you want too. Give into the slut, let the degeneracy flow through you.

>>7113794
its the university pool so its mostly students

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>>7113845
>give into the slut
i have a man tyvm

>>7113809
http://www.standard.co.uk/goingout/attractions/date-announced-for-pride-in-london-2017-as-it-s-promised-to-be-less-focused-on-gay-white-men-a3378576.html

>>7113846
In that case, tattoo "free blowjobs" on your chest and go to town.

>>7113856
if only it was that simple... anyways ill try to have fun

>>7113853

i mean when i get fingered by other people

do you think a guy would get offended if i asked him to trim his nails?

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>might move to El Paso

All the qt manlet Mexicans will be mine!

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>>7113593
will post anyway. your turn

>>7113904

b-back that ass up, daddy

>>7113904
Where can I find the uncensored version?

Hey gay bros.

I am a mtf and I am just wondering if gay guys in general be willing to date or screw pre-op or post-op transwomen. For the most part no straight dude wants to date me only fuck me in the middle of the night where no one will know.

I really don't need the validation of dating a straight guy to reaffirm my womanhood I just want companionship. I basically look like a 6 to 7ish girl but I have a small dick. Will a gay guy be willing to date me?

>>7113403
Ayy stop being a cunt
You little fuck,ill wreck you and ur mum
>>7113892
But they're some bad hombres

>watch porn
>"you ever suck your dad's dick?"

disgusting

it reminds me how guys always ask if you've ever seen your dad naked too

what's wrong with homos?

who does that lol

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>Lebanon
I thought gay was haram?

>>7114196
it is. it's a trap.

>>7113908

come over and i'll show you, bb

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>>7114093
>it reminds me how guys always ask if you've ever seen your dad naked too

Who does this? This has never happened.

how do I deal with these conflicting feelings of being a closeted fag and wanting a boyfriend?

>>7113923
Probably not. I'm bi, but I don't think I could do mtf or ftm.

>>7114250
Every older guy on grindr/growlr/scruff/hornet etc ever.

And by older sometimes even just 1 year older.

>>7113923
If you look closer to a female, your chances of finding a gay man to date you is even lower than by a straight man.

Just keep looking, there are some straight and bi guys out there into dating transgirls.

>>7114279
You come out and get a bf and drag him into the closet

>>7114279
I don't really want to come out until I have a bf and we have a place of our own just in case my family turns on me
but that's never happening so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7111083

So I want to find cute guys to mess around with, but I'm totally awkward. Also have some shame issues about my sexuality, how do I get over this?

>>7111908

hello chauncey

>>7114462
Grindr

>>7114462
xanax

>>7114322
stop talking to people who already have their foot in the grave, then

>>7114279
xanax

>>7114196
>>7114199
normally id be like "that's dumb xD" but only his right ear is pierced which is honest to god the biggest warning sign imaginable

>>7113926
didnt ask

>>7114531
Ayy great response fuck boi

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>>7114535
thanks daddy

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how frequently can I hang out, fuck and cuddle with a FWB without either of us catching feelings?

>>7114544
It's different for everybody. Maybe once maybe forever.

>>7114544
u post here so i imagine like 10, 15 minutes

>>7114542
That's daddi to you
>>7114544
Once a week probably

Hoʍ ɐɹǝ ʎon ƃnʎs poiuƃ¿

¿oʇ ƃuiuǝʇsil noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24qpMsk1ud8

>>7114544

see mine once a week, that seems optimal imo

Damn... there's this really feminine gay guy at work who I think is hitting on me. Been noticing this for a while now.
He just randomly messaged me even though we've barely even talked.

He's actually really cute but way too fucking feminine. I could never date someone like him. He seems nice and everything but that womanly voice... just no.
I hope it doesn't get to the point where I have to turn him down or anything.

Meanwhile, I'm chasing after an asshole who doesn't even want anything to do with me.
God, I'm stupid. I wish I could feel attracted to fems

>>7114742
d-david?

>>7111083
Use your middle names?

Wow so hard.

>>7114804
>middle names
found the third worlder

>>7114817

more like
>found the plebian with no family heritage

srsly if you don't even know your family crest and basic heraldric laws you have no place on this earth

>>7114742
>He's actually really cute but way too fucking feminine. I could never date someone like him. He seems nice and everything but that womanly voice... just no.

Feminine guys are super adorable. I would totally date someone like that.

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Why is this man allowed to be heterosexual?

Who ok'd this???

>>7114742
How gay , make him masc with cuddle and shit

>old guy messages you
>looks great for his age, but looks 60
>find out he was gorgeous in his younger years

Does this make you want him any more?

>>7114924

no

get out of here you old cunt

>>7114924
No, only a time machine to fuck all the cute guys when they're old enough that they're aren't cocky about their good looks

>>7114929
I am just asking cus this old guy showed me pics of him when he was younger and he was a solid 10/10.

I kind of felt a little more attracted to him, I am such a terrible person.

>>7114878
It's unfortunate. He's like a 4 for girls and a 9 for bear lovers.

>>7114912
this

>>7114937
so you're gonna do what? look at his old pictures while you're fucking him?

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>>7114953
Oh well, even if he was gay I doubt he'd be into either of us desu.

>>7114957
:3
>>7114460
I'll be your bf Delta , just head to Dublin bro

>>7114964
So cute.

>>7115001
bulbous noses are the best

What do you guys think about dating a fat guy if he was otherwise good ?

>>7115030
NOPE

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>>7115006
Makes em extra kawaii
>>7115030
How fat we talkin here?

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>tfw got rejected by someone
>tfw kind of want to get some grindr rando to give me a hickey on my neck so he sees

On a scale from 1 to 10, how stupid and immature is this plan?

>>7115088
Solid 10/10

>>7115096
I feel like it might give me some extra confidence when I have to see this guy though. I haven't ever been rejected before, i dont know what im supposed to do. . .

>>7115104
... Not be a slut?

>>7115104
Don't be a retarded youngster, anon. Stop and rethink this.

>>7115113
>>7115109
So what am I supposed to do when I see/interact with him?
We're in the same social circle, I can't avoid him unless I abandon my entire friend group (which is something I am considering 2bh).

>>7114985
tempting offer considering how the UKs going

>>7115088
>how can I get senpai to notice me?

>>7115126
Don't mock me >:c
I know I'm being incredibly immature and playing into the angsty teen stereotype, but I don't know what the fuck to do here

>>7115130

Be less of a little bitch

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>>7115088
stop being an immature whiny whore and find a man who appreciates you

>>7114985
Dublin ew west is better

>>7115126
Oh I thought you American, cool even better desu
Biased farage is a match maker

>>7115138
Not all of us have had as much practice at being rejected as you, sendaddy.
It hurts, bro.

>>7115143
I'm going to take a few months break from dating. Its too stressful.

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>>7115154
dating is fine, I just know when my time is being wasted, so I can't be assed to bother with a lot of guys

>>7115148
Says the farm boy, if you like grass go out west

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>>7115154
>>7115138

fucking rekt lmao

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>>7115154

Me: smoochin and cuddlin a cute manlet cub

You: alone

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>>7115218
Th-that was a completely disproportionate response.
Thats like nuking someone for throwing a rock at you.

I don't deserve this

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>>7115226

There there.

>>7115186
lmao back to DCU pretentius cunt ;)

Lads, is it possible for a homo who is really attractive to be attracted to someone who isn't that much?

>>7115302

Yeh. One of my friends is lucky enough to be into ugly looking inbred people, its insane. Its so incredibly easy for him to find a bf I'm jealous.

>>7115235
>>7115226
samegoy

>>7113904
Is that really you. I need to see that ass man

>>7115308
And there I thought fags only cared about looks and nothing else :/

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I've got a source for some Mescaline and injecting it with my H and Crack ala a frisco speedball(like Graham Bond and Ginger Baker used to use) while watching one of my favourite films(most likely Badlands) will either be the best idea I've ever had or the worst

>>7115339
livestream it

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>lend sister over 600 dollars despite it being more than I make per paycheck because she needs it and I can't say no
>paying something else off for her little by little, adding up
>was going to pay me back with money she was owed
>lady that owed her money ended up not paying her
>sister currently owes me almost what I make in a month
>says she'll pay me in payments
>meanwhile I'll still be paying off something for her
>mom, dad and brother also owe me money

How am I supposed to save up money to fix my eyesight? I should be saving up money in general too.

>tfw can't just say no to lending money because they really do need it if they ask, and I have some money in the bank sometimes

>>7115376

never lend anyone money you can't afford to lose.
literally do just say no. explain your situation honestly, tell her you can't spare any money until she pays back all the rest, and refuse to give ground.

you cant let them do this to you

>>7115349

I doubt it would be very interesting for the viewer

I might record me shooting up if I slam the mescaline first because if the mescaline takes effect instantly then watching me try to hit a vein while tripping hard with serious visuals might be pretty entertaining

>>7115350

rude

>>7115376

>being this much of a doormat

watching that Black Mirror episode where the prime minister has to either fuck a pig on live TV or let the Princess of england die

this is the most excruciating piece of kino i have ever seen, holy shit

>>7115400
>>7115388
>being this much of a doormat
At least you didn't say cuck.

My sister really needed the money...

I'm going to have to say no if she asks for money later on, but I really don't want anyone upset with me.

>>7115414
really needed the money for what?
seriously though maybe it's time to collect from everyone else

>>7115414

>can't say no
>really don't want anyone upset
>giving away money you need for your health

girl get some balls

>>7115422
I was about to give way too much detail, I just know she really needs all the help she can get right now.

I am going to collect from my parents tomorrow though, before they come up with any excuses.

>>7115424
Well, really it's just Lasik eye surgery I want. It's not that important, I just think I'll look nicer without glasses... but yes I know it's my money and I should get it back asap.

>>7115376
>Demanding money back from family members
They are your family, not some clients. Just erase the "debt" and be done with it, you're not going to starve.

>>7115399
please be careful fampai

>>7115376
Fuck your sister in lieu of payment. It's all you're gonna get.

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What would you do?

Fuck the pig or let the princess die?

>laptop ejecting charger
>keep trying to insert but it keeps popping out

wtf that's not supposed to happen

guys what's happening? I can't lose my computer ;_;

it's all I have now that I have no friends or anything

>>7115512
What princess?

>>7115524

The princess of england is held hostage, and is going to be killed unless the prime minister fucks a pig on live television.

>>7115528

ngl I think all royalty should hang

>>7115528
>implying he doesn't want to

It feels wrong to me for a man that isn't feminine/cute to bottom. Obviously that isn't the case, but I'd like to rid myself from this mentality; I'm scared of waking up one day in my 30s and going through an early midlife crisis because I'm no longer cute. Any thoughts?

>>7115576

Fuck a masc bottom

>>7115576

this: >>7115593
My number is (202) 324-3000 if you want to hmu x

>>7115297
Who dat?

>>7115297
Looks underage. Fuck outta here with that shit.

>>7115458

I try to be as careful as you can when speedballing

I doubt mescaline would make it any more dangerous but it would certainly make it more interesting

>>7115651
>>7115664
Look at the chest.

>>7115702
Oh... Sorry, thought that was a dude.

>>7115872
Does it really matter? A hole is a hole

>>7111354
see >>7111302

>>7111582
Middle names exist anon.
>>7114847
>Heraldric laws
Found the self righteous European.

>>7111266
Maybe for you, I get good sleep and still want dick.

>>7115899
I'm a bottom. The fuck am I gonna fo with second hole? You can only eat out so much before you get bored and wanna move on.

>>7115403
thats the worst episode ngl

>>7116012

You could finally make use of a triple-ended dildo

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straight acting in Virginia :)

i just listen to music and imagine being held in someones arms as we sit by a lake at sunset or maybe on an urban balcony, being safe and secure and not worrying about anything but those thoughts make me want to die because in real life i am a deeply flawed and insecure person who only barely staggers through life by wilfully ignoring my thoughts for long enough to plough into the abyss of sleep and get my brief but blissful relief from the shame and embarassment of consciousness

any1 else?

>tfw i'm pretty sure being clinically depressed for about a decade has given me severe brain damage

>>7116314
I know this feel
I know it well

>>7116245
:(

>>7116314
>tfw in my first relationship
>tfw sometimes i stay with him and he'll sit behind me and pull me closer and hold me while we're talking or watching tv or playing vidya or whatever
>tfw its the safest feeling in the world

Its no romantic meadow or cliff or balcony or whatever, but just that feeling of affection and security is the best thing ever

>>7111083
How did you two meet?

In general, how does /gaygen/ meet other guys?

>>7117058
>how does /gaygen/ meet other guys?
From what I can tell, I'd say it was pure chance or luck for most. Being at the right place at the right time with the right person. Most do not have any control over when or if they find a man, and those that do exercise a modicum of control usually force a themselves into an uncomfortable relationship that does not last.

All you can really do is wait and hope that one day when you're at work, school, the shopping centre or just shitposting on 4chan you meet with a guy who will get to know you and love you.

Why don't fags ever just straight up reject or break up with guys? I always just get ghosted. It came to the point where I just assume we're not dating anymore after I don't hear from him in several days.

whats the best cure for a hang over?

>>7115512
They're all lizard people anyway she wont die

>>7117173
cummies

>>7117207
gay

>>7117220
do what daddy tells you

>>7117221
I used to have a daddy fetish but I've grown the fuck out if it

>>7117233
I'm proud of you son

>>7115512
>fuck a pig to save a lizard
No thanks.

>>7117082
that sounds accurate

also the right guy for you probably isn't gonna be the one you want. idealism is a bitch

>>7113904
Digging all that body hair. I bet you have a strong scent.

>>7117233
Me too, but now it's almost impossible for me to find guys my age.

Guys here who like twinks, why?
I'm more of a twink physically and I just don't see the appeal

>tfw I almost fucked sendaddy

>>7113904
POST MOAR

>>7117720
failed straights

>moving to Seattle
>Lived in a more conservative area

This is... Nice

>>7117745
What do you mean?

>>7117743
slut

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>>7117720
all twink features are perceived as youthful and delicate both which I like

>be fem gay
>masc "straight" guy at work flirting with me
>crush on him but too scared to say anything
>ask girl he is friends with about him
>she says he's not gay, just likes to joke around
>watch him make apparently jokingly sexual passes at other guys straight guys who think it's funny

Why do guys do this shit? It drives me crazy, it's like they are teasing men

Is messaging someone after 2 days too keen or nah?

>>7117720
I like twinks I guess, not because they're fem but because they're usually smaller and can be big spooned easily

>>7117912
>likes to joke around
answered your own question there anon

>>7117970
nah, seems a bit late desu

>>7117720

because they're cute

>>7117854

the cutest twinks are ones that are 25+

>>7117985
desu?!?
I put desu wtf?

>>7118002

how fucking new are you

baka desu senpai

>>7118002
mmm fresh meat

>>7111582
Simple, don't allow gay marriage.

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>>7118008
honestly never noticed the word filter before :/

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>Went to planned parenthood today
>HIV negative

Praise the lawd JESUS Hallelujah !

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>>7118044
I'll get you next time, Faggot.

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>>7118052
Fuck you nagger I'm not a fan of the BBC

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What do you guys think of the new wolverine actor? Hot or not?

>>7118000
lmao twinks are for grooming them into handsome but still skeletical men

>>7118000
>>7118099
What's the in-between a twink and an otter called? Twotter?

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>>7118107

probably most people would call it a twunk even though its not quite right

What do you think about manlets. Little kinda bearish guys with muscle and body fat
Little as in 5'6, height is totally not related to this post that's just a hypothetical...

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>>7118145

>tfw 5'9 manlet

>>7118107
A gay dude.

>>7118145
I prefer lean and muscular to musclefat.

>>7118145
>tfw no shota bf
>tfw you will never walk together in the street holding hands
>tfw the police will never arrest you when they see you like this

feels bad

>>7118145
I really like short guys. But bear/cub mode looks better on tall guys.

Muscle manlets are hot though.

>>7111285
At least you woke up though.
>Bankers and corporate America's pockets
That's not how you spell Jews.

>>7118131
>>7118107
how long can someone be a twunk/otter-mode assuming regular exercise and diet and decent genetics for hair?

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>>7115899
BISCUM OUT

REEEEEEEE

does anyone else struggle to keep their dick from not getting in the way when they walk/do other general activities
im 5'3 and have an above average thing and its so bothersome

>>7118164
>>7118203
>>7118176
Thank god I'm still a twink then, although a hairy one
I want bara bf but I can't find any guys like that, that like my type

I almost fucked maki god dammit
Coulda made you my bitch

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I enjoy sex, and I dont have any problems getting it up, but I just never actually cum - we'll fuck until the other person climaxes, then stop. Personally I dont really mind, but I think it can make some of my partners feel insecure/inadequate. Any tips?

>>7118265
They're out there. A lot of bigger dudes only go for bigger dudes, but some really like the size difference and always getting to be big spoon.

>>7118286
putting a ball ring on can help
discover new kinks
try fucking a fleshlight for the first 5 minutes

>Personally I don't mind
>I don't mind

or maybe you're beyond saving

>>7118301
uwu yes
Makes me easier to be thrown around and carried and spooned
Where do I find these men?

>>7118243
bless dis post.

>>7118265
I feel you. Except I'm not really a twink, more like a latino skeleton. But I'm cute and small ! Why can't I find a muscle/chubby bf?

>>7118286
I have this exact problem. It's so fucking annoying I swear.

>>7118252
>tfw no hung manlet bf

>>7118286
Just try experimenting to see what you like. I find it's a lot easier to cum with guys I'm comfortable with.

>>7118342
I couldn't say. They're out there though.

I've fucked a few dudes your height and its always hot. Having 40-80lbs on a guy means you can do a lot of stuff you couldn't do with a guy your own size.

>>7118307
I value the intimacy and comfort of sex much more than the actual climax. I can jack off whenever I want, cumming isn't special. Being held in someone's arms and valued is special.

>>7118252
5'3? That's so cute! I have a thing for guys that are shorter than me (5'6) and a big dong too? Where you at anon? Let me wife you.

>>7118370
40-80 lbs (o_o)
W-what could you do?

>>7118389
>W-what could you do?
Whatever I wanted. ;)

>>7118396
>>7118389

Take it to /soc/ before i puke you roleplaying inbreds

>>7118374
I thought you were topping?

>>7118400
Fuk u

>>7118396
If only. I'd smash.

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>>7118400
Someone's jelly.

>>7118403
Tops can't be little spoon?

>>7118403
No, I'm verse, but like 95% a bottom. But also this: >>7118425

Gaygen, I've been openly gay since I was about 10 years old, my best friend came out as bi to me last night while we were drinking and playing mario kart, and after a lot of drinks we ended up fucking, and I'm really confused now, is he my boyfriend now? Or was that just a drunken....thing?

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>>7118513
>just a drunken thing

>>7118513
You had sex. You have to get married hand have a million babies now.
It's the law.

>>7118520
>>7118530
It'd be nice to get some serious advice about this instead of jokes, should I bring that up next time we talk or just pretend it didn't happen or what?

>>7118359

>latino

I will be your bf

>>7118107
idk I don't define "twink" by age or lack of hair, i define it by facial cuteness.

>>7118554
Yeah but do it in a funny manner, maybe say something like "You liked it?" or "was I good?", since you guys are friends it's best to give it time to decide wether you want to have a million babies (which you should) or go on holiday to UK to learn proper english and not make mistakes like saying drunken

Is it good advice now?

>>7118585
It was better advice, and I think I will do the part that you weren't joking about. I'm curious now though, what is wrong with the word "drunken"?

>>7118359
I love small latino guys. Especially if I can get them squatting for that bubble butt.
>>7118554
It may have been a one time thing. But talk to him about it.
You don't know too you try.

>>7118599
Nothing drunken is fine.

>>7118599
Just "drunk" is better

As your experience was just sexual as I said, just keep being friends and get to know each other better, maybe in the future you'll end up as boyfriends or maybe he falls in the claws of the vaginal jew

>>7118564
You have a thing for latinos?

>>7118606
I would definitely squat/work out for a guy. It'd be the perfect motivation.

I bet neither of you live in NY

>>7118706
Midwest unfortunately.

>>7118554
Like the other anon said don't make it a big serious thing. Wait to see if he brings it up and if not then casually do so. Make sure not to scare him and let him know that your friendship is most important above all.

>>7118706
Do you work or something? Is living with a Mcjob in NY like the memes say?

>>7118720
Damn. Well, I'm going to work rn but lmk if you want to talk anyway, by email or kik or whatever. I'm always down for talking to new people.

>>7118735
Well I live on long island not the city, idk what meme but if you're asking if it sucks? Then yes. Yes it fucking does.

Anyway I'm out I'm already late as it is.

>>7118737
Kik is mocawk1

Kek. I just found rugby on grindr. Lmao

>>7118764

Post it

>>7118782
Idk, seems kinda a bit creepy.
I wouldn't want him to post mine.

>>7118823

smdh. why post bout it if you're not going to post it?

Is feet licking submissive?

Also why are my turn-ons so "Flavor of the Month"? every month I focus on a different fetish

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>>7118828
Cause I was amused.

>>7118882

lmao i guess that stuff about having a new bf was just a lie. I thought it was weird there wasn't anything on his facebook about it.

kind of pathetic really

>>7118894
>Fb stalking him
That's a bit creepy. Kinda regret posting it to be honest.

Could just be a bot or anon using his pic to.

>on /soc/ depression whoring
>find chat with qt 3.14
>he turns out to be completely my type
>it's been three days and we're still talking to each other all the time
>I could totally see myself dating him irl
>he lives in germany and me in america

goddammit why am I so attracted to euroboys if I don't have the money to go meet them irl

>>7118906
Start saving up.
Or sell yourself to some daddy for spending money.

>>7118881
yes, very
source: am submissive footfag

>>7118706
>I bet neither of you live in NY

KENTUCKY
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K
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>>7118906
I'm right here in germany and I must tell you it's a twink paradise

>>7118970
I have seen many German twinks ;-; please send some. We have few in Ireland.

>>7118970
Is the stereotype of Germans/Dutch being extremely kinky true or is that just a general fag thing?

>>7119023
I think gay dudes in general are just really kinky.

>>7119023
I don't think so, but I've been here only since September since I started my studies this month

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>>7118882

kek

are bisexuals gays in denial or is that just a meme?

are you really gay if you fap to straight porn sometimes?

so many questions in

>>7118554
>just pretend it didn't happen or what?
You can talk about things that never happened.
Just don't give it a name.

Talk about it and see if he wants to go again, except sober this time.

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So i have this weird sex toy that I've had lying around forever that i have no idea how to use (and that i wouldn't anyways, since i don't like solo toys). It's like a jelly vibrator with a loop and a beady bit?? But i've never had any idea how to use it.
Boyfriend and I find it on a shelf while decorating and after explaining it and fumbling around with it, his first instinct is-
"Let's put it around my dick and fuck."

...

...

... It was really good sex.

But does anyone know how the fuck to actually use it?

>>7119238

does it vibrate?

>>7119287

Yup. Three speeds~
And it's a little stretchy and really wobbly.

>>7119295

is it like, a clit thing maybe?

>>7119334
>>7119334
>>7119334

>>7118989
>tfw no celt bf

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>>7118379
>>7118367
um thanks for the compliments guys i appreciate it

>>7120232
np friend :)