Gay General: Hydration Edition

2bh working on being aesthetically pleasing and the most useful person outside of sex because within the sex realm im basically useless

hbu

>>7103839
Being useless isn't so bad. Gives you plenty of time to masturbate and complain online about things that are your own fault.

>>7103855
extremely accurate

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>wen u smocke big weed

>what does the donkey part of your name mean?
>blah blah blah
>oh I thought it meant you had a donkey penis
>nope
>no more replies

I hate my small penis

>>7103929
tbqh small penises are all i can work with so they're a godsend to me
anything over 5.5 and my life is over

>tfw you remember when /femgen/ wasn't /mtfg/ 2.0

Lol seriously what's the point of it existing at this point

>>7104079
tbqh i dont care how many gens exist, they can do their own thing and separate themselves from the clearly superior gens all because they want to talk about how much they can bench, how many pills they take, etc

>>7103929
Yeah that's bad advertising doofus

>>7103929
How small?

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>>7104087

This. I remember when masc and femgens were apart of gaygen... LIKE THEY SHOULD BE STILL.

How was your day guys
mine was pretty nice i went out fishing but i didnt catch shit

>>7104110
tbqh im glad they dont anymore
we've weeded out the insane meathead fetisher and the trannies
all thats left now are qt posters

>>7104123
Pretty good, had dinner with the family, put up a fence and some wire to stop the dog escaping, went for a run.

But my ex got in touch and sort of ruined it all.

>>7104145
man i fucking hate those days where everything is going gr8 and just 1 thing fucks it up

>>7104123

arranged a cuddle sesh for tomorrow

feels good man

>>7104124
What

>>7104174
is that codeword for sex

>>7104186

nope.

weve had sex a few times already, i just feel like cuddling is all

i mean, we might fuck, but i dont plan to

>>7104186
no ppl are literally so lame these days they have to schedule certain times just to hold another person

>>7104174
Wow so it wasn't cringe at all and worked out fine, you just over thought it
Wow whoda thunk it

>>7104194

unless you live together, you will always have to do this

non NEETs have busy schedules senpai

>>7104123
I solved a murder and enchanted my circlet to increase the duration of blade vortex by 30%.

>>7104202
nope
& im not arguing non-neets aren't busy, but if you were actually busy and not this "I have a shift today for 3 hours" type of busy, scheduling cuddles will pretty much never happen, as they happen quite naturally during the minimal time you guys can actually spend together

scheduling cuddles is just what lame non busy people do 2bh, no need to be ashamed of that

>>7104202
fucking normie get out

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>>7103885

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7KbEM65SB8

JUST SAY NO

for reals at least that advert works better than the british 80s ad campaign Heroin Screws You Up which accidentally made heroin look kind of cool and ending up being an early inspiration for heroin chic(the tv ads were stylishly shot noir style and scored with the blade runner soundtrack)

Do you guys enjoy eating? I never have and I'm a skeleton because of it.

How do I start to actually enjoy food?

>>7104292
Fill the void in your soul with ice cream of choice and pizza with favoured toppings
Boom you're good forever now

I am straight
Kneel before the superior sexuality

>>7104292
I like sweet things.

And you will eat more if it's more convenient for you or if you have been using up more calories lately.

>>7104099
It's a goofy cute rated g name though.

>>7104109
over 4.5 but under 5 inches :'(

>>7104292
I enjoy making food more than I do eating it 2bh
if i could inject all of my needed dietary intake, i'd still be making cute donuts

>>7104473
The fuck makes a donut 'cute'?

Alternatively, show me your cute donut, baby.

>>7104481
instead of just using a donut cutter i rolled them out and hand made their shape and most of them ended up looking like lil cute drunk donuts
also donut holes are pretty cute too
also and lastly, my cute donut is only for eating not for viewing or playing

>>7104502
>also and lastly, my cute donut is only for eating not for viewing or playing
A life half lived.

>>7104292
I only eat when I've got something to watch while doing it. I enjoy food but not enough to enjoy it on its own.

>>7104452
On Grindr tho so everything is bumped up to R rated

This is my first post ever and I'm trying to get some gay wisdom here. The people on /adv/ and /fit/ said this was the right place to ask, sorry if thats wrong.

My 23 year old son doesn't date at all. To my knowledge he has only been with two women in his life and those were not relationships. To complicate things, one night I woke up in the middle of the night (he lives with me) and noticed his light on. Thinking he couldn't sleep either I headed toward his room to see if he wanted to chat (we're really close). The light was on in his bathroom and I went to turn it off. On the counter was a vibrator, the kind I usually think of women using. I had the straight head and the one that comes off the side at sort of an angle. To my knowledge there was no one else over since he never has overnight visitors. Then he got prostatitis. Is that more common if you're gay?

I don't think he's asexual cuz he's very open with me about watching porn. I think he has a normal sex drive for a man his age, which is probably pretty high. I have asked him if he's into guys, and he knows that's totally fine with me, but swears he's not.

Here's my problem: I adore him and really want him to be happy. I think love is pretty much the best thing life has to offer and I feel Ike he's missing out on that wonderful feeling of being cherished and having someone in your corner. He deserves that. I believe you love who you love and I don't care if it's a man or a woman. As close as I am to him I can't bring myself to ask him about the vibrator/dido because I think he'd be horrified. I'd love to see him build a loving relationship with someone. Also having a good sex life would make him happy too!

If anyone here who is gay can help me figure this out I would sure appreciate it.

-Worried father

>>7104331
>>7104420
>>7104473
>>7104579
I just wish I was like those fat people that can't seem to enjoy anything more than eating. If eating food was this intensely pleasurable thing for me like sex then I'd have no problem gaining a few pounds.

As it is now the only food I sometimes enjoy is fast food, but these are bad for my stomach, skin and bathroom habits. Even then I hate the act of eating. Chewing food until it turns into mush and then forcing it down so it can pass through you and come out as a smelly dump.

>>7104650
Maybe he just likes to masturbate anally?
doesnt mean hes gay

>>7104650
Post pics of your son. We'll let you know if he has the gay face.

>>7104650
Is your son goodlooking? What does he do in his spare time? Does he have many friends?
He could just be socially inept or have a touch of the old 'tism

>>7104687

He looks very handsome I think, he certainly isn't ugly or anything. He could probably lose a little extra weight, ha ha, but he isn't hideous. He mostly just studies and plays Xbox, and he used to do fencing when he was in High School but he stopped that when he graduated. He has friends and they go out for drinks sometimes, but they never come home and so I haven't seen them with my own eyes.

>>7104673

Do straight men really do that? Is that common?

>>7104408

>sticking your penis inside an axe wound

You can clean a butt of poop but a woman bleeds spoilt uterine lining out of her vag. And god help you if one of the eggs is in there still while you do her and the blog t gets in your dickhole and the egg sticks in your urethra and you end up with a penis pregnancy

>>7104700
Sounds like me minus the weight thing
To be honest it is a bit weird that he has a dildo, experimenting i could understand but actually buying a toy is another thing.
Honestly as a father there's very little you can do to improve your son's social/love life after 18, atleast from a son's perspective i can't imagine anything that you could do, aside from telling him to lose weight.
You could try helping him get a job, a 23 year old guy with no job is an instant repellent for a woman. Plus he can meet people at work

>>7104706
You should become a biology professor.

>>7104700
Honestly, just stay out of his love life. Let him figure that shit out. If he ever comes to you for advice or anything then be as open as possible and let him know you just want him to be happy.

If you're worried cause he doesn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend then the only thing he can really do is get out more. If you guys are close then maybe go out with him to play pool or golf, maybe go fishing or watch a movie or something, talk of girls/boys usually comes up in these kinda situations, but don't force it. Good luck.

>>7104650

I wouldn't say a dildo/vibrator is necessarily a total sign that he's gay, there are definitely straight males who practice anal. The kind of vibrator he has doesn't really sound like it's meant for men, though I could be wrong. It's really hard to say just from that description alone, none of us known him personally, he could perhaps be more shy than he let's on. I would just try to continue supporting him as normal, it sounds like you're a good father. Perhaps he just hasn't found the right man or woman or just isn't interested in them right now.

>>7104650
>I have asked him if he's into guys, and he knows that's totally fine with me, but swears he's not.
By the way, this is VERY common. Even in liberal households, children will typically deny their sexuality until they feel the time is right.
Now, I'm not saying he is gay, he could be straight, bisexual, whatever, but at this point it just seems like he's figuring things out. Trust me, people can figure things out really late in life, knew a guy who didn't even begin to question his sexuality (was never on a date with a woman either) until he was 26.

So my advice, be patient with him, he'll figure things out and since you're so open with him he'll have no problems introducing his bf/gf to you. Just don't be so surprised if he actually is straight lol

joked around with this one guy i was on a date with, he was trying to be punny and i laughed and then said fuck off

and the mad man actually did fuck off i haven't heard from him since that date

>>7104909
This makes me paranoid when I'm with people. I like to say things like "fuck off" or "fuck you" or call people "assholes" too, but I never actually mean it lol. I'm just teasing but I never know if the other person takes it seriously.

>>7104939
guess it just depends on the person
i can usually tell if someone will be ok with joking like that, but sometimes i also misread

WILLLDEEEEBEASSSTTTTT

>>7104950
No matter how many e's are in that word I will always pronounce it wild-beast

>tfw getting cold
>people look cozy
>still haven't accomplished what i wanted to before i start dating
guess its another winter with frank the fleshlight

boring thread
with the same boring people
that have been here for years

>>7105020
i just joined march of this year tho

>>7104123

My day was goooooood but I'm not going to talk about it because my personal business isn't for anyone on 4chan to know. It's totally retarded how much people talk about their personal lives on here when most of us could careless.


>>7104174

>having to arrange a cuddle session

Is that what this world has come to? People searching on some cellphone app to find someone to cuddle with and schedule a session with them? Soon people are going to be charging for cuddle sessions. Soon everyone's going to want money for sex.

>>7105033
RIP.

>>7105054
people already charge for cuddles btw

>>7105054
What do you want to talk about then?

>>7105062

Russia & China couldn't blow up the world sooner.

>>7105069
talk about me

>>7105070
its supposed to be some sort of theraputic cuddles or some shit
idk if they're still operating they made the news a long time ago

>>7105054

i know the guy you dip

its just that we are both busy people so we have to arrange these things to make sure we're both free

>>7105084
"""""""busy""""""""
wink wink

I'm a bit worried that I have an infection in my ass.
Basically I was trying to shit and I noticed that something that looked like cum came out of my ass and smelt sort of like it but I only put a little precum in there and it doesn't explain the amount that came out. What's going on?

>>7105097
lemme check it out for you
*opens ass*
*giant centipede falls out*
*several dildos plop out*
yeah just take these antibiotics ull be fine in no time :)

>>7105097
>homosexuals

>>7105097

Go ask Wiz in the discord group. I hear he's an expert on ass infections.

>>7105101

I'm not busy right now, but he is. Earlier today he wasn't busy, but I was. Such is life as an adult.

so thats why it has to wait until tomorrow

>>7105124
tbqhwyf u sound like one of those girls who take a yoga class once and now suddenly are masters of it
but instead of yoga its basically adulthood
guys im like so busy, TYPICAL ADULTS amiright guys im such a TYPICAL ADULT i gotta plan my cuddles

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What is gaygen's opinion on female to male gays?

>>7105150
if they got a dick im coo
no dick, cant get on this ride

>>7105150

My awakening has shown me a few things...

1. Our body is not our own.

2. We have no right to manipulate it, change it, fuck it up how we see fit, etc.

Ultimately our opinions don't matter and neither does yours or the person who wants to change their gender. Ultimately only God's opinion matters as he's the one who can take life and destroy it. So you should get right with him. I'm fairly certain he considers anyone changing their gender an abomination just as he considers gays worthy of death. That's the ultimate truth which none of you seem to want to accept.

>>7105195
You forgot to put your trip on, circe.

>>7105195
please delete and resubmit your comment with G*d censored, you are using his name in vain on such a detestable website

Im thinking about approaching my gay friend about experimenting with him. Can I trust that he will keep to himself though, or will he just blab to people about it and possibly "out" me?

>>7105195
Thanks mate I needed a good laugh!

>>7105205
depends on the type of person he is
we cant really say because we dont know him

>>7105208

It's not that funny though. I know it's hard to see through all the BS of this world. All of us desire to sin, everywhere we turn there is a sin. We grew up in sin. It's in our own innate nature to sin and laugh and joke and not believe in God or Jesus because it's not hip or cool to believe in that sort of thing these days. It's so much cooler to be gay and have wild butt sex with whomever but you will have to change the way you think if you want to go to heaven. You will have to live by Gods commandments and do as Jesus did for the gates to hell are wide and vast.

Listen. God only created two genders. Male & Female. Everything else is an abomination. God condems homosexuality (Romans 1:18–32; 1 Corinthians 6:9–10) and transvestitism (Deuteronomy 22:5) and effeminate men (1 Corinthians 6:9).

Those without a moral compass who live their life according to their own mindset and belief system will find out the truth when the die and can't enter Heaven. Doesn't that scare the crap out of you guys? You live a life blinded by your own lewd desires without ever thinking if you're on the wrong path. You think because everyone else is doing it it must be okay or because the media says it's okay it must be okay. Have you ever thought that maybe you're wrong? Maybe there is truth in the bible, in Jesus Christ?

I hope you find out sooner than later. I've struggled with my own gay desires. Mostly with masturbating to porn but I'm starting to see the light more and more. I see how much perversion and lust has pervaded all of society. It's hard to even see a future for the human race in the current state of affairs. Everyone wants "freedom" to live their life according to their own belief system without thinking about the consequences of that.

>>7105205
Generally at least 80% of gay men are attention seeking.
There's a solid chance he will blab just to get attetenion from drama whores.

It all boils down to how close you are to him as a friend. Can you truly trust him not to blab?

>>7105205
No reason to trust them.

>>7105205
He's going to talk about how you are when it comes to sex, how big your dick is, etc. even if he doesn't 'out' you

either experiment with a stranger (that you have come to trust), or experiment with a really close friend.

Discord invite expired
Another?

>tfw not gay but attracted to the idea of being attracted to men

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>>7105276
ţbh it was harder to come to terms with the fact I'm a latent attention starved diva than it was admitting to myself I'm gay

>>7105349

post boypussy desu

>>7105349

yah this was me 2 years ago

im now like 85% gay, and im not sure how much of it is natural and how much of it is forced to be 100% honest

feeling great, feeling fine, just looked in the mirror and all of that changed

>>7105392

have you tried being more handsome?

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>>7105392
>Look pretty good in a mirror
>relay that into confidence
>take pictures
>YAHWEH WHY WOULD YOU GRANT ME LIFE 0/10 UGLY AS FUCK NOT EVEN DAHMER WOULD WANT THIS

and the cycle continues

>>7105402
ill fuck your beaver tail up

>>7105411
same tbqh life is suffering

Honestly it's like, wealth distribution is overrated just distribute the beauty

>>7105447

Come at me bitch

>>7105464
ill come at you and then on you in no time trust me bb

>>7105469

hot desu

>Asked my friend who I've liked for a while if he was attracted to me, so many signs were there
>he said he his gay but he's not attracted to me
Now I'm just depressed. First time I've ever done anything like that.

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>>7105411
Cameras can fuck you up depending on the type. What you see in a picture isn't always an accurate representation of how you look in motion to other people.

>>7105649
at least you took the risk, now you know, and now you dont have to keep questioning yourself
reward yourself for doing it 2bh

>>7105649

Good lad. everyone gets rejected, no shame in trying.

order a pizza or something to celebrate

>>7105655
I've heard about this, but I also heard that mirrors aren't good indicators either since their essentially reversed and if you find a good side that's just it, a side and everyone else looks at you from all different directions and planes

>>7105649
It's better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all.

>>7104665

Try smoothies or something.

>>7105718
Nah. It's better to try only when success is assured.

Why do guys take so long to text you when you give them a number?
I'm still waiting on a text from a guy I gave mine to yesterday, and a few other guys I did texted like 2 or 3 days after I gave them my info.

About to start a land war with Russia, wish me luck guys

>>7105730
Fruit smoothies? Or actual meals blended into smoothies? Cause that, my friend, sounds disgusting.

I did once try whey protein milkshakes for a little over two months. I gave up tho. I'll just never have the discipline unless someone literally holds my hand through it all and stays on top of me to make sure I don't quit.

>>7105780
Same.

>>7105780

okay so ive nuked St Petersberg, Hyderabad and razed Corinth, Voronezh and one other place I dont remember, and now all I have to do is maneuver a tank corps to the capital to actually take it and end the war once and for all

>>7105757
Honestly then you are never trying.

>>7105821
No you.

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>tfw you had big plans to get a lot of work done today, but the most productive thing you did was buy weed

Are there any gays out there that don't do drugs? Alcohol is fine but everything else is a huge turn off.

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>>7105854
>tfw never done recreational drugs in my life
>only drank alcohol once

I'm such an exciting person. A true renegade, a rebel without a cause!

>>7105854

These numbers are completely out of my ass, but id say probably 50% of the population meets your requirements. That turns to like 85% if you don't count weed as a drug.

>>7105854
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>7105882

Sobers ain't brobers

>>7105910
I should just about hope not.

>>7105854
>Are there any gays out there that don't do drugs?

me bby

>>7105365

My butt is hairy and flat.

>>7105380

The most important part is that it feels good, right?

Is it weird if I really get off to the idea of rape? I think the idea of raping someone else is revolting and horrible, I couldn't stomach ever hurting another living being, let alone violating them in such a way.

But I feel like it would be really hot if it happened to me, if there was a guy strong, capable and savage enough to hold me down no matter how much I squirm or fight back, grab me by the hair and take me again and again for his own pleasure, then leave me in a pool of tears and cum on the floor. It's a shame I'm tall as fuck and very intimidating, nobody will ever want to rape me. But it's still nice to dream of a world where that isn't the case.

>>7106403
>Is it weird if I...
This opening is only ever used when someone is attentionseeking.

>>7106421
He says while being an obnoxious tripfag

>>7106482
Lmao. Get trolled nerd.

Hey guys!
My bf told me recently he wants to be dominated and likes to be (ab)used. I tend to be slightly subby myself so I've got no expirience here.
Any tips for a bottom ?

>>7102590
Yeah it was, they were pretty hair trigger for all of it. One of them nearly blew a hole in the cargo bay too, which would have resulted in them all dying.

>>7102713
DM seems to be the easiest thing to do, you just need to have a good imagination and quite a flexible one at that.

Next time I do it I'll try to come up with a core story and a clear objective. This one was so rushed the players weren't sure what they were supposed to be doing!

But yeah, I quite liked being the DM, playing a character is good because you get to level up and what not and I love the roleplaying to it all.

>>7103166
3.5 I think?

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Does /gaygen/ like jap speed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2bgP09diqM

>>7104408
>superior sexuality
Top kek. Keep dreaming kid
t. Bisexual

>>7106785
Not what I was expecting, but I like it.

>>7106785
Yeah, first song is 10/10

>>7104706

lol

>>7105854
I don't drink or take any drugs except Prozac :\

>>7106785
nah

>>7106785
nice its like a jap version of High on Fire

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>>7107273
forgot vid and pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89h-X-tZa_w

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>>7105854
>dont do drugs
>barely have sex
>dont drink
>dont smoke
>dont have any weird habits like collecting balls
>still insane

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>tfw bottom for bf once
>he lays on the cutesy stuff, more teasing
>next day he wants to do it again
>gets all dom, choking, biting etc
>more teasing during and after
>been that way since
>mfw 5 months into the relationship i've become the sub bottom suddenly
>mfw dont know how to feel

>>7107667
once you go sub bot, you can't go back
enjoy your new life

>>7107669
He's my first ever boyfriend. Guess I just didnt expect things to veer this way

>>7107667
Just go power bottom on him or something.

>>7107696
sounds bretty gud m8

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How many different identities do you have /gaygen/?

>My race identity
>My gender identity
>My age identity
>My weight/fitness identity
>My sexual identity
>My sexual role identity
>My victim identity
>My religion identity
>My cultural identity
>My special privilege identity
>My education identity
>My job identity
>My adult identity
>The way I am with my family identity
>The way I am with my friends identity
>The way I am with my boyfriend identity
>The way I am on 4chan identity
etc.

When you really think about it, everyone has a different identity for each role they play. No one is complete. No one is whole. In a world of a bunch of insane people playing identity politics.

>>7107707
it's okay, i'm glad he's happy at least
>>7107705
but this is what he wants to do?

>>7107739
private identity.
public identity.
online identity.

>>7107739
i have 1 identity
slut

>>7107744
aw that's sweet

>>7107739
these things are not 'identities' they are facts

>>7107747
3 identities = split personality disorder


>>7107751
no you don't, you're a split personality


>>7107772
what makes something you label yourself a fact?

>>7107804
no i have 1 identity and 1 personality
slut
pls dont fucking misidentify me u fucking cunt

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>>7107804
>I am white
>I am male
>I am 25
You do not identify as, you are or you are not

>>7107818

Your attitude tells me otherwise.

Often a "protector" personality comes out when something someone has said triggers them..

You calling me..
>slut
>don't fucking misidentify me
>u fucking cunt

Tells me you're triggered and have more than one personality.

>>7107836

That isn't true. People identify as white, gay, their age, religion,etc.. or whatever other construct all the time. They've built multiple personalities around themselves preventing them from ever knowing who they really are.

It's hard to understand unless you've been redpilled.

>>7107841
I AM the slut you fucking moran

also i hope you're ironically portraying what all psych 101 students do 2bh

>>7107818
Are you a cockacidal manic? Do you want to get engaged?

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>>7107849
>redpilled

>>7107858
>>7107871

did you know God created light before he ever created the sun? why don't you wrap your head around that numbnuts?

>>7107868
yeah was diagnosed with obsessive cock disorder just last month

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>>7107900
>God
and I tip my fedora and disregard everything you say from now on anon

Are hospital visits a bad time to suck a dick? Social norms are so weird.

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>tfw look great from the front
>turn my head sideways and suddenly my giant nose appears

>>7107928

Hello fellow big nose anon.

>>7107928
This is like me, but instead of my nose, it's my penis.

>>7107958
one time i was with friends in a mall, they were just eating doritos chips
they tell me to stop moving for a second
they take out one giant doritos chip, it looked perfect
i though they were going to feed me it
instead they held it parallel to my nose and were like "your nose is still smaller"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7107969

That's a good thing, though, right?

I wish I had a fun, recent story to tell, but I haven't had a friend since middle school.

>>7107989
AAAAA I MEANT BIGGER MY NOSE IS STILL BIGGER
MY BRAIN WANTS TO REWRITE HISTORY AND FORGET THE PAIN

Oh, I don't have friends anymore everyone I know is basically a relative or basically acquaintances who only talk to you to fix something from work or just to invite you to some event to fill the space. It's not bad 2bh, but I also had to move back in with my parents so the lack of privacy is actually driving me insane.

How many push-ups did you do today?
Why aren't you doing 250+ pushups a day for a bigger chest, bigger triceps, bigger shoulders and a flatter stomach?

>>7107995

I live with my parents, but they aren't nosy, so privacy has never been an issue.

What events do you go to?

>>7108040

I can't do a push up. I've been swimming.

>>7108040

Holy shit this is one of the most misleading posts ive ever seen

congrats, i guess?

>>7108040
this is your brain on /fit/mascgen/

>>7108042
Mostly party events, rarely at someones home, quite often just at a club. Personally I'd rather be at a conference than the party events, at least I'll be around like minded people.

>>7107739
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
>twisted fucking psychopath

>>7108051

What kind of job do you have?

>>7108059
I'm a web developer

>>7108064

What do you do as a web developer? I think I want to get a job doing something with computers, but I don't know what. I want something that I can do over a long term and make enough money to buy a Tesla Model X.

>>7108047

How is it misleading?

All you need to do is these exercises to become muscular..

push-ups
pull-ups
chin-ups
dips
squats/lunges

I can't help it that you're brainwashed to believe you need to light weights.

>>7108079
By then there will probably be an X2.
I'm a full stack web developer which basically means I have to take care of the front end and back end with websites/webapps. I do everything from designing the rough idea of the site to running the database and keeping everything relatively secure.
There's plenty you can do with computers, does anything actually interest you? I mean I even know some freelance graphic designers who make a nice living, but they love it and can deal with the bullshit freelancing brings. Others just enjoy a stable job at some tech company and don't care about owning their own business. So I guess just find what you actually do enjoy about computers, and exploit it. Maybe it's graphic design (graphic design, front end work, user experience design, etc), maybe it's just pure programming, maybe it's a hybrid, maybe it's about hardware for you, or maybe it's artificial intelligence that gets you worked up. Whatever it is, just stick to it and you'll do fine.

Do you believe in God/Jesus (Yahweh/Yahsua)?

If not what do you believe in?
How do you believe this world and humans came to be?
Considering evolution has been proven to be a hoax.

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>>7103833

>tfw two job interviews tomorrow

time to pick up heavy things for a living again

>>7108125
I believe that all human religions are wrong. If there is a higher power, they are not necessarily benevolent or even care about our existence. This universe could be a by product of something much more complicated.

>>7107739
You are the sum of all your identities. That's why people close to you can predict your behavior.

>>7108231

You're still ugly.

>>7108231
good luck :)

>>7105854

I don't smoke, drink or take any drugs, but I seem to attract people who do.

Why are there Christfags posting in gaygen?

>>7108308
their attempt at their own gen failed
much like how other gens start spamming gg when their own gens are barren

2bh i wish they would stay away, they're too insane

>>7108361
>2016
>believing in the magic man in the sky

>>7108361
not atheist tho
but can u go back to ur failed xtian gen
thx

What are your standards for dating?

Physical: not fat,not very hairy,not deformed.

Personality: kind, affectionate, some similar interests, enjoys cuddling.

Do you meet your own standards?
I need to lose weight before I start chasing dick again.

>>7108308
There's a surprizing number of actual christians on legbutt.

All the "God hates gays. Evolution is a myth" stuff is just trolls trying to bait them and or fedoras out.

>>7108361

It's not that were atheist it's because you are on a gay board. Most homosexuals aren't religious at all. some are pagans, some are atheist but most are non religious at all.

If you feel the need to try and convert us don't do it in the general make your own thread elsewhere.

>>7108308

Why does it trigger you so much when they post?


4chan has built in filters. Such as..

>hide post
>filter & post hiding within the settings on the top right of each page so you can filter out any trip or an anonymous person who uses certain "buzz words" such as "Jesus" or "God"

Use them and stop reporting posts that aren't breaking the rules.

>>7108376
standards:
isn't super insecure
isn't one of those extremely sensitive cunts who gets triggered over shit the internet, basically pearl clutchers
2bh

my standards for myself are much higher though :(

>>7108392

Christposting, jewposting and islamposting should be against the rules Imo.

>tfw you haven't even been here that long but you can start recognizing certain posters

>>7108426

May you recognize the different between the light of God and the false light of Satan.

>>7108454
everytime i reach down towards my taint all i feel is a beautiful yet evil presence entering me
this much is real

>>7108461

Instead of giving into your temptations of lust
give into your ability to care for and love a stranger in need.
Get off on your ability to help someone out instead of your own selfish and lewd desires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBMvJNg3sxo

It's not hard to change and give things up. It just takes one second to change your focus and do something better.

>>7108492
>temptations of lust
speaking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYGODWJgR-c

Hey guys I think I got my first message ever on dbna

It was someone asking me to spit on him

>>7108492

people like you are the reason that no one comes this general anymore.

>>7108520
this gen goes through huge fluctuations due to the time of year and how many people are single
all of the "trolls" dont affect much

Which is more comfy, clothed cuddling or naked cuddling?

Its pretty cold this time of year, but it feels like the extra intimacy might outweigh that.

>>7108599
depends on the individual
clothed cuddling is better for me because my skin is cold, regardless of season
but i mean if you two are already naked for whatever reason then no reason to put on clothes just to cuddle, maybe grab a blanket

>>7108520

I am glad I have helped others see the light.
4chan is a total waste of time. Even I take long breaks from here.

>>7108617

They didn't see the light you idiot. They just left because they were tired of your fucking poor ass christposting.

>tfw antidepressants completely kill your libido

>>7108638
are you completely reliant on them to function?
some people aren't so and can pretty much safely slowly stop taking them and instead find other ways to combat this chemical imbalance (some placebo). talk 2 ya doc

>>7108638

>tfw still havent fully recovered from mine 5 months later

>>7108627

Maybe you should join them?

>>7108665
It's still hard to me to get out of bed with the pills, I can't imagine what it would be without
>>7108669
What were you taking? I've been on Paroxetine 20mg for one and a half years now

>>7108702

I was on Sertraline for 10 months or so, but it was a fairly high dose I think.

>>7108702
Fair fair fair, have you talked 2 ya doc about the libido though? Did they basically just say get used to it?

>>7108638

you're depressed because you don't have God in your life who cures all ills & ailments

Have you tried rebuking the spirit/demon depression?

>>7108702
>it's hard for me to get out of bed with the pills

Than obviously they aren't really helping you if you can hardly get out of bed...

Pray and quit your medicine. Jesus can help you, if you just ask.

What is a good TV show/film to watch while cuddling?

>>7108726
everything on netflix
but dont say netflix and chill
just pls

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>>7108638
>take celexia
>libido goes through the roof
>crazy horny all the time, once jacked off for about 4 hours straight, made the rash decision to fuck some dude

Fuck those meds. Still need to tell my doc I stopped taking them a month ago, but I can't get an appointment till november.

>>7108726

I don't watch tv but..


It's Supernatural with Sid Roth was a good show

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCczq0lf4nd5GHG-2Pjoz4Vw

>>7108737

fuck i wish my doc had given me those isntead of Sertraline, that sounds fucking dope

>>7108638
>>7108669
>>7108702
>>7108712
>>7108737

Having to be drugged with antidepressants isn't normal. I hope you know that. What are you refusing to acknowledge and deal with inside of yourself?

>>7108718
Yup.
Not much to do, I guess.
Except whining on /gaygen/, of course

>>7108747
It was until
>memory loss
>no concentration or attention span, had multiple friends online tell me I just dropped conversations halfway through without even noticing and forgetting I was even talking to them
>dulled emotions after awhile
>had trouble formulating a lot of deeper thoughts, especially visual ones

It fucking sucked, I felt like my mind wasn't even my own. The whole libido thing wore off after the first 3 weeks anyway.

>>7108765

>having a cast on your broken arm isn't normal
>What are you refusing to acknowledge?

Kill yourself. Medical treatments aren't normal by definition, doesn't mean that they're bad.

>>7108769

oh i had the memory loss thing too. That fucking sucks, i hated that so much.

sorry to hear about the rest though, i never had to go through that

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>>7108765

>Be me in college
>It's raining
>I see my classmate, he's an openly gay fat neckbeard weaboo
>he has an umbrella katana
>I ask him if I can hitch the umbrella to the other side of the bridge
>he looks at me surprised and agrees
>he has trouble unsheathing his umbrella from the scabbard, I help him get it out
>I get under his umbrella and we start walking
>I help him hold the umbrella, my hand over his hand
>he literally starts shaking and trying to control himself, doesn't say anything
>it's a fucking less than 10 meter long bridge but it still felt like it took a while to get through it
>we finish crossing, I say something like "thanks samurai, cya tomorrow", I go to the library and don't look back to see his reaction

I'm a terrible person but that sure felt good and cute

>>7104244
>heroin chic

i hate this meme

>tfw winter kills your libido

FUCKING LANDLORD I CANNOT FAP IF YOU'RE A CHEAPASS WITH THE HEATING

>>7108783
That's pretty cute.

Time to get him into the gym and get a cute weabf

>>7108778
It helped a lot with anxiety stuff, but I'm pretty sure that's just because I had stopped being so aware of my surroundings and became a zombie. In terms of depression I got so much worse and actually started using a razor on myself because not only am I dumb as fuck but I couldn't even think of a good reason not to punish myself like that whenever I was angry or depressed.

>>7108842

1. i want to hug you
2. its almost scary how much your life mirrors mine, i did the exact same thing when i was doped up too

>>7108842
Aww zombii, you qt3.14
I don't have any advice, I can't sincerely relate, I just hope things improve

>>7108804
tbqh the coldness literally turns me on way too fucking much
masturbate with ice cubes, fuck myself with a cold steel dildo, take cold showers and feel aroused

>>7108842

all this + they made me fat, used to take 200mg zoloft a day among other shit

>>7108638
I take Fluoxeitine but I'm not entirely sure they work anymore as I just feel the same all the time
No side effects either though

>>7108737

The only real side effects I notice from my current medicines is that Seroquel makes me hungry and gain weight, I knew that would happen because I had taken seroquel years before. My geodon used to make me fatigued, but I take it in a smaller dose now in the day so it's not really an issue.

>>7109061

These are more anti-psychotics than anti-depressants, though I believe Seroquel is used as an anti-depressant, not sure about Geodon.

im getting into the business of selling antidepressants for gays, it'll boost libido and ill even partner with some jockstrap company and give a free pair with every bottle

wish me luck

>>7108929
>they made me fat

Said every fatty ever. I understand you lost your weight and everything but you're still not attractive in the slightest. The difference between you and the other fatty that shall not be named is that he can somehow get people to find him attractive even while fat while you on the other hand had to lose a shit ton of weight for that to even start, and even then you still aren't handsome. God I would hate to see if thou shall not be named got /fit/.

>>7108771

Having a broken arm (one that can be x-rayed and shown were it is broken) is way different than depression which can't truly be measured or observed.

How dare you even compare the two.

>kill yourself

Typical response of someone who can't handle the truth.

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It's true what they say.

Once you go black, you don't ever want to go back...

>>7108842

>used a razor to cut myself because i want to die

Have you tried prayer? You have some serious demons.

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>>7109149
>he didn't just find a hung white guy

>>7109171
Where's the excitement in that?

>>7109179

Have fun with nigger aids and people giving you dirty shameful looks in public.

>>7109179

The knowing that the possibility of contracting hiv/stds is much lower with white guys should excite you more than being with another race.

I've heard horror stories of poz black guys infecting white guys out of spite.

>>7109187
>aids
>dirty shameful looks
you act like this doesn't happen to white gays

>>7109193

Not as often as nigger/white couples.

>>7109171
Being black is like -3 pts on a ten point scale.
Even a 4/10 can get a hung black dude.

>>7109190
tbqh this is why black nerds are literally the only option when it comes to blacks
they're cute, hung, funny, and since they typically grow up with other races, they don't feel the need to poz others

>>7109244

I thought about dating them once but I realized that I was a hypocrite in the eyes of my friends and family because I was such a homophobe when I was in the closet, but then ended up coming out as gay. If I came out and started dating black guys. That would be even more shameful and hypocritical.

>tfw you will never be hot enough for a photographer to use you as his muse
>tfw you will never be hot enough for a photographer to be seduced by you during the photoshoot where you end up just fucking the entire time

life's miserable

>>7109139

Thanks for the attention and jealousy senpai

>>7109402
>Arshad Khan has no phone and knew nothing of social media until recently, when photos of the handsome young Pakistani went viral and transformed him from tea seller to fashion model in a matter of days.
>meanwhile, you....

>>7109437
>thinking I'm jealous of you of all people

Lel, don't flatter yourself hunty.

>>7109465
oo are you trying to hook me up anon
that's so sweet

so do i need to get tested if a guy cums on my asshole, but not in it?

>>7109495
>not in it
BORING

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Where do I get a chubby latino cowboy bf?

Pic related

>>7109499

i didnt prep, because he said we were just going to chill

im an idiot, i know

>>7109495
knowing how loose you are though sis it's pretty hard for someone to cum on your asshole and not in it

>>7109520
texas

>>7109525
>texas

I've only encountered one Latino who's into cowboy clothing, but he's slim and younger than me.

>>7109538
you'll find him someday

>>7109540
Don't go giving people false hope.

>>7109552
You'll eventually finish that game Clowny.

>>7109465
>Arshad Khan
I just googled him, I was expecting some mythic 11/10.
He's not even attractive.

>>7109520
Pretty much anywhere in the us.

>>7109556
What game?

What is this stupid bitch talking about.

how come only straight people use tinder
there's like 700 straight guys but only 10 gay guys within 20 miles
do gays just only use grindr? christ

why are so many sugar daddies trump supporters
the sugar mommas ain't

>tfw courting a sugar daddy but then he mentions he's a trump supporter and you just can't

>buy something embarrassing on amazon
>it stays in your recommendations forever even though you've bought loads of stuff since then

can't help but think its on purpose

>>7109571
Eventually, you'll finish it.

>>7109597
but they dont
and it highly depends on region 2bh

>>7109608
tbqh same but not with a sugar daddy
i just dont get it
HES NOT EVEN AMERICAN

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Just finished cuddling my fwb

One the one hand it feels good, on the other hand it makes me feel >tfw no bf even more fiercely than ever before. I want a boyfriend so bad :(

>>7109620

Not with a sugar daddy?
Than just.. a boyfriend?

>>7109620
Finish dis.

>>7109565
>Pretty much anywhere in the us.
I need specifics

>>7109634
no just a temporary hole filler

>>7109638
NO

>>7109621
i want to cuddle with papafrankus dick

Yo i just made these dope ass crackers with marmelade

yo i just made these dope crackers shoot marmalade out they ass

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>>7109736
thats not what i said

>>7109748
but its what i did

>>7109749
youre a troublesome homo arent you

>>7109754
ye but also a troubled homo

yo i just met these dope ass crackers with marmelade. think they was british havin some afternoon tea or some shit

What am I supposed to do when I'm cuddling with someone and they fall asleep, but I'm not tired enough to sleep too?

>>7109765
kek

>>7109770
nice, did you get in on some of that afternoon tea bro?

>>7109812
i usually just sneak away from them and then go do stuff or whatever
tbqh my ex got really mad when i did that though so maybe u shouldnt take my advice

>>7109819
>>7109812
>tfw bf only likes being big spoon
>cant sneak out of bed
>if he falls asleep i pretty much have to

>>7109831
i was exclusively the small spoon
and i still got out, its not really that hard unless they're a light sleeper or you're like 400 pounds

>>7109812
Either get up and sneak away or move to a positive where you can just play on your phone or something while keeping them comfy and warm.

Or be an anxious dipshit like yours truly and lay there reflecting on your life while trying to remain uncomfortably still, don't even breathe, you might wake them up.

>>7109840
tbqh i tried doing the latter but my muscles spazzed out and he thought i was trying to push him off

>>7109840
>>7109819

Ah okay. I just nuzzled into him an accidentally-on-purpose and woke him up.

ill follow your advice next time.

2bh finding someone u can really joke with is actually pretty difficult

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>>7105270
I believe in the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind
Ave Imperator

>>7109892
Maybe you hvae no sense of humour.

The solution there is to do what I do and just keep making jokes no one else finds funny until you die alone and frustrated.

>>7109994
i like your jokes 2bh
unless that wasn't actually you posting and someone else was posting actual funny stuff using your trip
either way

>>7109994
why is it that one would want to die alone and frustrated

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And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all?
And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord:
And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.
And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
And the scribe said unto him, Well, Master, thou hast said the truth: for there is one God; and there is none other but he:
And to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love his neighbour as himself, is more than all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.
And when Jesus saw that he answered discreetly, he said unto him, Thou art not far from the kingdom of God. And no man after that durst ask him any question.

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>>7109994
if you continue on this path you WILL die alone and frustrated

LOVE is the path when we cannot see, anon

How does a gay guy get motivation to get /fit/?

I tried looking at guys with good bodies whenever I want to eat something bad, but I end up just getting horny and looking for porn.

After masturbating I feel bad and end up eating.

>>7110000
No one else posts with this trip but me.

>>7110034
Oh well.

>>7110121
i honestly dont know
i just work out when i feel like it, and working out surprisingly makes me want to jack off that much more when im done

so i guess you can force yourself to not jack off until you've worked out

>>7110121
If you have nothing else to do you may as well exercise. Works for me.

Alternatively, masturbate five times more often. That'll burn them calories.

why are people more ok with threesomes than they are with open relationships
i literally dont get it

>>7110230

because love is more intimate than sex you doofus

>>7110239
Open relationships can be just about sex though.

One guy that wanted to hook up with me said he just couldn't kiss. He was willing to eat my ass though, idgi.

>>7110239
but that doesnt answer why people are more ok with one than the other
like at the end of the day, someone else is getting fucked
so whats the deal

tbqh im also really fascinated by guys who are dating pretty much perfect human beings
how do they handle that

tfw no ginger bf

>>7110275
Gays often tend to date clones of themselves, and if not clones of themselves clones of what they want themselves to be.

>>7110381
For sure that seems to be the general rule, but I don't care about general rules. I've seen a couple relationships where it looks like one guy basically has it all in every aspect, and the other guy is pretty much mediocre in all aspects. Does the relationship actually last? Why are they together? Does the mediocre guy feel pressured, or does the 'perfect' guy feel insecure?

tbqh its just all so fascinating but its not like I have money to gather some people and study them

>>7110364
same

>>7110364
>tfw used to have a secret dislike of gingers because I knew my ex really liked them

>>7110400
Maybe they just don't measure and compare each other on everything and simply connect as people beyond just what they can offer each other in terms of status.

>>7110496
So they're oblivious to each others statuses in every aspect? That's fascinating. Do you think increased exposure to social media changes this?

>>7110364
>tfw the cringey ginger kid I was rivals with in high school came out last year and went to pride
>got a shitty tumblr haircut where he shaved most of his hair besides his fringe which he dyed a bunch of ugly colours
>could actually be pretty handsome now but instead he just looks like a fucking clown and tries to hide his natural hair colour

It's a shame

>>7110508
seeing a ginger dye their hair and turn into a disaster is a fate i dont wish upon anyone
free gingers 2bh

>tfw gay ginger
>"great hair" (told by other people)
>no bf

>>7110520
fuck me daddy

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>>7110449
How does this make you feel?

>>7110535
me in the white pants

>>7110535
I am over him, so I would just like to know who he is and hope he has nudes somewhere.

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>>7110364
iktf

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>>7107739
end of the day it's still all me,
not tricking me today shadow

>brown? tinted hair? at 22? are you crazy?

What's wrong with dying your hair in your early 20s....?

>>7110581
idk ur probably just naturally that good looking so you gotta save every lil bit

>>7110581
>>7110589
>do you have gray hair?
>that's for hot emo teenage girls
>then don't ask why you don't have any friends

I don't know if I'm supposed to be offended by that last part.

>>7110596
i mean i cant accurately assess this specific situation but all i can say is for a lot of guys dying their hair is in fact a disaster
but then again its almost halloween so its like theres a good excuse

>>7110541
reverse image search b

>>7110609
Just led me to tumbex, whatever that is, and gave pics of tons of gingers.

>>7110626
keep looking there's one tumblr post but i dont wanna find it

I wanna take a BGD

>>7110712
big gay dad?
bad gay dude?
black gay dick?
bipolar gay doll?

>>7110737

He clearly means, Big Gay Dog

>>7110740
we dont advocate beastiality around here
insert all the dolls you want into your bussy but no pets

>>7110749

Well the anon mentioned he wanted a big gay dog, not me

>>7110762
im calling peta
dog might be euthanized but it's better than being inside that anons butt

>>7110749
Wait. Dolls?

I don't get it.

>>7110626
http://gingerroux.tumblr.com/post/138441286815
found it

new thread:
>>7110988
>>7110988
>>7110988