Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• pleb is entirely correct about how she looks
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
cheto
>tfw no snick snicks
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
;_;
>>7071599
iktf ;-;
goodmorning theead
what's up with you? ^^
>when you find out that your clinic provides funding for FFS
shakira
more like dumbira
>>7071617
bury nice
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>tfw your change to the op stayed for more than one thread
>>7071610
>tfw no bf
>>7071617
Where do I need to move to?????
>>7071610
>3 years later and this is still a thing
Never change mtfg <3
>>7071610
Same
>>7071624
UK desu
>>7071631
Fuuuuuck.
>no edition
delete this and start over
>>7071638
It's the no edition edition
>>7071631
i'm surprised
i thought their transgender care was p fucked
>>7071638
delet this
>>7071614
almost got hospitalized today nep nep ;_;
I pulled a "I'm fine now" when I really wasn't need to get my hrt first
>>7071645
Depends where you live. Some areas are complete shit, others like my area are amazing.
>>7071645
Depends which GIC. I had a great experience with the Laurrels right up through surgery, other clinics are total shit though. I know people who have been waiting on a first appointment from CHX for well over a year now.
>>7071624
>tfw you changed the op one time and nobody noticed for more than a month and a half
>>7071649
delet u
>>7071662
Do it
Pls
I beg of u
>>7071659
Not that anon, but I've seen you basic, you're a pretty damn cute girl. Im surprised you don't have more guys on you.
>>7071661
lmao was that you? I only saw it earlier today
>>7071631
>NHS
>FFS
u WOT m88?
>>7071676
No it got changed back eventually
I put "transgirls are qt" in a few months ago
>>7071616
THAT FUCKING ANIMATED RODENT
>>7071673
I went out the other night with my friend. Like first time girl mode without my fiancee and I got hit on a lot
>>7071675
super severe body dysmorphia since I got real bad ocd ontop of being a tranny ;_;
think I will need to spend 40-50k to make it go away, people keep telling my a therapist can fix it but that has never worked before, I need tangible change
>>7071677
Just need a therapist who has contacts and knows what they're doing bro
>>7071690
Didn't you also end up getting fucked that night too? Either way not important. You're a beautiful girl Basic, don't forget it.
>>7071689
>slut cartoons
>>7071617
Tfw Ffs is a meme
>be me, college student living at home to save money
>mom is dead, dad recently married another woman
>get a new stepsister, also college aged
>they move in, stepsister takes over guest bedroom as hers
>dad and stepmom go on honeymoon to Hawaii for a week
>first night we order a pizza and watch a shitty horror movie
>drinking cheap Mexican beer
>talking, getting to know each other
>she's okay with me being a tranny, says she's bisexual with a preference for women so it wouldn't make sense for her to judge
>by the end of the movie, we're pretty fucking drunk
>casually talking about sex like drunk people do
>she kisses my cheek
>I kiss back
>don't remember anything after that
>wake up this morning in her bed with a loose butt, sticky with lube
>there's a strap-on lying on the floor
>mouth tastes like vag
>I'm naked
>she's naked
>she wakes up and makes a joke about the situation, asks if I'm okay
>yeah, I'm fine
>she asks if I want to cuddle
>hell yeah I want to cuddle
>we're both enjoying ourselves, but I feel a little weird about it
>we're dating in secret now
I-is this incest? It was consensual and there was no chance of procreation, and she's not biologically related to me, so...?
>>7071708
hey angie what's up
>>7071690
>tfw Basic goes out with friends in girlmode while I sit indoors all day in boymode getting high on codeine
This is why I want to die
>>7071697
I still refuse to believe. I have heard that they do indeed offer FFS however it's only if your face is completely fucked by testosterone and you have to beg them. Can't even get hormones out of these motherfuckers, FFS? I wouldn't even bother.
>>7071707
NEVER
>>7071659
Might take another one sometime soon if you care enough to see it <3 I'm quite pleased with it given it was on clearance and cost like £20
>>7071711
Nothing
Just waiting for death to cuddle me
>>7071671
*bursts out of your chest*
>>7071703
NO OMG ANON!!!!!
I don't feel like a girl tho
>>7071676
Hey, moap wanted me to tell you that her Skype is Dermoap. She likes talking about nge a lot.
>>7071714
I think it varies across clinics and the CCG of your local area being willing to fund it. My doctor at the Laurrels was always asking if there were any other surgeries I wanted to peruse, but Dorset CCG is awful with trans stuff, I had surgery before they approved my voice training becuase of how shit they were about it.
>>7071724
b-but youre cool grill
>>7071720
No
I'd be fine if I looked like a girl but I don't
>>7071709
not incest, that sounds awesome desu
my dad has girlfriend, and her son is the same age as me. We sleep in the same room because we both study abroad but go to my fathers house in Greece in the summer. We hang out a lot when we're there.
I kinda fantasize about sleeping topless next to him and making him feel super awkward and ending up having me fucking me.
>>7071725
fugg she doesn't have discord? I hate skype :( I'll add though, what's your skype?
>>7071714
You can believe whatever you want, sounds like you're being gatekept for good reason. I got hormones after 2nd appointment and only had to mention how expensive ffs was for her to tell me she could fund it.
>>7071726
*pursue, fuck my spelling
>>7071724
Then I guess I remember that detail wrong! I am so sorry Basic! Please don't hate me D:
And thats shitty, you should feel like a girl, everytime I see your picture its like "woah shes really pretty! I'd hug her"
I lost my MetroCard again.
And my headphones.
>>7071733
Same. If I passed then if be p okay
>>7071709
Not incest, just awkward. I would recommend not making this a long term thing.
>>7071744
I pretty much gave up transition
I'll just be a boy taking e from now on
how do I tuck tight enough to wear yoga pants? no matter what I do, there's always a little bulge
>>7071751
I'm slowly accepting hon mode..
>>7071726
I haven't even bothered with the NHS I've just been self medding all this time. Go in for the odd blood test, that's it. My mum keeps pressuring me to get the free treatment but all I've heard is that it's painfully slow, frustrating and that they do their best to put you off.
>>7071731
Do you know what meme I've been using? It's "that fucking cat"
>>7071735
How could I have been gatekept if I've never been?
>>7071751
Same. I'll never be a woman.
>>7071734
Mine's isoteran, I'll see if she feels like switching to discord though. I prefer it as well
>>7071751
Just be a cute femboy instead.
It's not the same as being a girl, but it's something.
>>7071751
i mean that's what all the femboys are doing these days
how often do you get gendered female?
>>7071748
But what if it turns out to be true love?
>>7071759
cis girls have a little bulge. If you pass no one is going to think anything of it.
>>7071751
fuck i know this feel to well
>>7071769
Getting gendered female doesn't necessary mean you pass.
>>7071759
why not just wear skirts? they are made for us
>>7071763
The reason you haven't sought out any treatment is that you aren't trans and you know no doctor would allow you to transition.
>>7071778
yeah true, clockability is a factor
>>7071748
>Not incest, just awkward. I would recommend not making this a long term thing.
There's technically nothing wrong with that relationship happening and continuing.
>>7071786
What got your knickers in a twist?
>>7071789
>tfw always clocked
>>7071789
i read that as cockabilly
>>7071799
Oh. I'm hoping I'll pass one day or be OK with hondom
>>7071763
I've bothered with the NHS but I don't anymore. They can't really do anything for you anyway except get cheap/free hormones.
I ought to have a blood test soon.
>>7071735
Afaik there's like only once case where somebody got FFS, and it took like a decade of begging them.
When doing a cold water extraction is it okay to use a piece of cloth like a handkerchief or piece of a shirt? Figured it would be less messy than trying tissue paper.
>>7071763
Yea it really varies. Even at the Laurrels, where I've had a great experience and got everything I wanted and was happy with the results, some people with the other doctor there or different therapists have a real shitty time. One of my friends tried to transfer from CHX to the Laurrels and CHX didn't send his files over and they accused him of lying about not self medding and wanted to start him from scratch, the therapist was such a bitch about it.
>>7071803
Some people aren't meant to transition no matter how hard they work on it
>>7071735
I'm calling bullshit on this the NHS don't offer anything like FFS. They won't do anything they consider "cosmetic"
>>7071790
Not technically, no. But it would be incredibly awkward.
>>7071812
i have no idea what that even is lol
>>7071812
Honestly I'd use tissue paper, and I've done it before so I know what a pain in the ass it is.
I've heard coffee filters work best
>>7071819
hahah if im a girl why does every body call me "boy" or "young man"?
;~;
>>7071801
yeah i'd be super anxious & embarrassed buying clothes desu
hopefully that feeling fades over time
Do you support the idea of letting transgender children take hormones?
Popular transgender activist and spokesperson for the trans community Blair White is against it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9VihbrehGc
>>7071844
go away blaire stop posting ur videos all over 4chan
hey
dicks
>>7071844
yes but i'm a bit biased
>>7071844
isnt blair a mra?
>>7071817
They do, I've seen it on Reddit. It's actually routine in Scotland but in England it's "extra special case gotta appeal for 50 years".
>>7071829
If this flops I'll try the coffee filters
>>7071828
An integral stage of becoming a tranny is to become a drug addict to deal with feeling like a worthless freak.
hey
gay
>>7071844
yeah i knew well before puberty, i just didn't have a word for it.
>>7071859
very gay
>>7071855
She's trans, and also pretty cute.
tfw no one likes you
>>7071844
Nice alt-right trannyv
>>7071855
Yeah, she's the trans version of Milo
>>7071813
Why do trans doctors hate their patients? Like why even bother becoming a trans doctor if all you're going to do is belittle your patients and refuse them treatment? I just don't get it.
>>7071857
:/
d-don't do drugs
they just let you ignore your problems instead of working on solving them. Although i guess if there's no solution to your problems i shouldn't say anything
>>7071859
never call me gay again
>>7071867
rip
>>7071817
Breast implants are cosmetic. Brow contouring is necessary
>>7071867
i like you
and i'll be by your side when you jerk off into a cup
>>7071844
>tfw part of me is a bitter hon who doesn't want to allow this to end up being outdone by pre-puberty child transitioners
I'm a bad person I know
>>7071751
>>7071777
>>7071762
>>7071763
Be whatever you want to be, damn it. If I ever acted on my urges I certainly would never pass as some prom night princess. Through life you either accrue battle damage or you're not living at all. Embody that which you wish you could be and act with confidence.
Step 1: Get healthy. Physically and mentally. Get your life under control and in order.
Step 2: Do research. Weigh options. Debate whether or not you want to take the leap beyond things being reversible.
Step 3: Either take that leap, or else realize you prefer remaining as you are. Except now you're healthier and happier.
>>7071877
its ok im pretty gay too
>>7071844
I'm against letting trans parents diagnose their highly impressionable children, and I'm against letting preadolescent teens start hormones, but idk what you mean by children.
>>7071879
She's just a truth-teller, that's all. She talks a lot about trans stuff, but she also talks about things that affect other people too.
>>7071872
No idea, I got really lucky with mine, was a 50/50 if I'd get someone helpful or not, and he's left the clinic now (fortunately I got discharged a week before he left). Apparently theyv'e hired two people to replace them but I have no dealings with the GIC anymore so no idea if they are any good or not. Tbh as a healthcare worked and aspiring nurse the way trans people get treated by healthcare providers sometimes is sickening, like you should be there to work with people and not shut them down all the time.
im glad no one is shitposting right now
:)
>>7071889
Shut up
You act like it's easy
Try putting in years of hard work and having it blow up in your face
>>7071825
I really can't say much since I don't know your life situations and stuff
Do you have a discord? Or Skype if you don't
reee I don't have time to get this dumb laptop fixed. why is HP such shit
>>7071867
ur cool
>>7071844
yeah, though I can understand the counterarguments at times, and it can depend from circumstance to circumstance
how dorky is my smile
please use scientific units of measurement thanks
https://unsee.
cc/magiteso/
>>7071898
>She's just a truth-teller, that's all.
She repeats /pol/ talking points while constantly saying "I'm a tranny, tee-hee :3" for easy youtube money
>>7071915
you spelled "boy with long hair" wrong
>>7071909
>Try putting in years of hard work and having it blow up in your face
I'm 30. I've spent the last 10 years skiing into hell. I abandoned society and am currently in the rut of being a total recluse with no references, formal education, or prospects. I know nobody, nobody knows me, and I have very little in the way of assets.
I know how shitty things can be.
>>7071844
Blaire white is just a person who spouts all sorts of shit that's hateful to trans people because deep inside she thinks this will make her more accepted by "normal" people.
It's literally the same as a woman saying sexist stuff or a black person saying racist stuff. Normativity is really heavy and often makes people think/say things that are against their overall interests.
>>7071919
hmm, i'm measuring around 500 cutes per square centimeter. The overall verdict is cute but in a dorky way/10
>>7071898
have only seen some of her stuff
but she seems to be cringy in the same way theamazingatheist and sarkon are cringy
me no like
>>7071927
I'm 32 and been in transition for over 3 years plus failed ffs.
im scared
>>7071919
Dorky, but cute :3
>>7071829
Now I know why they mix it with syrup this shit is bitter af
>>7071873
How do I solve being a repressed tranny hon with no friends?
>>7071889
>jus b urself xD
>>7071899
Why did you get discharged?
>>7071918
>not buying an MBP
Kys
>>7071919
4.32*10^-7 coulombs
>>7071927
How are you paying for where you live?
>>7071938
lauren ily
>>7071919
You look like you have down syndrome
>>7071919
god all these youngsters are so much cuter than me
pretty dork tho
How comes you guys don't make a youtube channel and talk about stuff for easy youtubebux?
She also thinks you all hate her, meanies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5bpeIDNVEA
>>7071950
Nobody wants to see a black tranny. In any case I have the public speaking skills of Elon Musk.
>>7071942
>being a repressed tranny hon
ill admit its hard to do this, but from what ive seen youre hardly a hon
>no friends
this is hard to fix and i have the same problem, but it's not impossible. Perhaps working on a way to find friends in your area would be something to focus your energy on (me as well).
>>7071915
stopp calling me a gay it's making me a sad
>>7071913
I'm too shy for that stuff right now, I have absolutely zero social media stuff
I don't believe getting all that stuff done including ffs would economically ruin my family, it's pretty much just me and my mom right now, she has the opportunity to get extra 12 hours shifts every week coming next year which could cover at least half I think if it all went towards trans stuff, I can't work since low blood pressure to the point that I can't walk very far and if I want to walk outside I need someone to watch me just incase so they can catch me.
>>7071943
nim ily
>>7071935
>sargon is cringy
is this still 4chan
>>7071962
why did you leave the pillow fort
>>7071942
>>7071942
I had GRS and didn't need any more therapy so I don't need them anymore. Feels pretty good to not have to go up there every 6 weeks because it was a 4 hour round trip from where I live by car, used to be like 10 hours by public transport before that.
>>7071956
Awh well I'll try and take a better pic tomorrow or something!
>>7071963
i just think alt-righters are cringy
>>7071968
yea but looking like a young boy means you'll look even girlier after you start hrt
>>7071968
probably
>>7071942
>paying double price for a meme book pro
>not just buying an Asus laptop
>>7071950
My face is like the ark of the fucking covenant, nobody should have to see that shit.
>>7071908
every post is a shitpost on mtfg
>>7071968
No I'm afraid not. Just look at Amy, disaster.
>>7071975
>sargon is alt-right
This term loses more and more meaning by the day.
>>7071919
Lookit how cyoot you are
I'm getting readings of about 37.6 qt per degree of smile, resulting in a staggering level of 2218 relative units of cute. Right around the range of hamsters by most metrics.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/57zox0/hugboxing_why_do_we_do_it/
Love how my honesty gets down voted
>>7071942
>>jus b urself xD
Better than killing yourself worrying about it. Better than accruing habits like smoking, drinking, and drug use to manage your unhappiness.
Live.
man this dude said i sucked his dick in a dream and im al fuckin weirded out
wish i didn't hear this
>>7071991
hugg isla
>>7071955
>Nobody wants to see a black tranny
You can hit more markets as a black transsexual though. That's a whole other shtick for you to play.
>>7071983
:3
>>7071976
>>7071986
i started hrt a couple weeks ago so nothing has happened zzzzz
i've been trying to gain weight but my body just doesn't want it to happen
>>7071991
ask if imaginary you did a good job
Stop trolling reddit apengie
>>7071991
yea thats... creepy
goodnight fellow trannies.
i hope i'll have lost a few inches and be down a few shoe sizes when i wake up. I hope similar nice things happen to all of you :)
>>7072006
eat more little hamster! You'll be fine
>>7072018
Sleep tight, Sertii.
Dream of cute things.
>>7072010
It's Lee and I'm not trolling bro
>>7071950
>How comes you guys don't make a youtube channel and talk about stuff for easy youtubebux?
Not pretty enough
Well, my mom just offered me her favorite fleece jacket, and I turned it down because I felt bad. Now I'm crying because I felt bad turning it down.
>>7072034
>tfw you'd just be another alt right man making videos
>>7072031
random girls hate hearing about it.
don't just enter group chat
confess feelings
then the next day say that person sucked your dick in their dreams.
>>7072036
<3 <3 <3 Isla
Am I the only one who gets all tired and weird after coming down from an intense high?
>>7072036
is it some one you meet irl or just over the internet?
It's ok, I know I'm a mess. You don't have to say it.
my breasts never got past gyno tier and i sort of want a reduction
Why are people shocked at Blaire?
I know one trans woman in my group who is against gay marriage
>>7072052
I don't really get highs, wish I could. At least I haven't felt low in a long time now...
>>7072038
Couldn't you just tell her you've changed your mind?
>>7072038
You should feel good that your mom is supportive, don't feel bad about it unless she sounded disappointed.
>>7072072
yea it whould be scary af if he was close by
>>7071961
That's fair. I just prefer getting into personal stuff somewhere that's not public.
You're trying to get on spiro while already having low blood pressure? That sounds problematic, you should really look into getting medication to raise your blood pressure.
It wouldn't be practical to have your mom support you financially as well as save all her money for things like your FFS, especially as those are secondary things. FFS isn't a cure to dysphoria, and believing that it will be is only going to cause you more harm in the long run.
You said you can't work or walk very far, but there are options that don't envolve that, like get a clerical job at an office where you sit all day answering phones or something. Even if your mom does save up and pay for your FFS, you still have to live a life of your own afterwards.
If your medical situation is really so bad that even that is not an option, then why aren't you on government assistance for being disabled?
I'm not trying to come off as rude, you just seem to have developed a sort of tunnel vision about what you can do and what you need. These are the kinds of things that need to be gone over with a psychiatrist if you're already seeing one. Have them help you find ways to change your situation and work on others aspects besides the dysphoria. Psychs don't just magically fix things, they help you fix yourself.
>>7072050
I was just fucking around, but yeah thats pretty cringy, he was probably just thinking with his dick or something. Or just stupid and no social awareness, could be anything really.
>>7071961
I got a friend whos got low blood pressure and he greens out when he smokes weed cause it lowers it even more and he passes out lol. But thats actually pretty dangerous so dont do weed if you got low blood pressure, not a lot at least, I heard you can fall in a coma and shit otherwise. Just some advice to keep you alive & healthy beautiful.
>>7072091
is this that one friend of boo's that you were talking about?
>>7072071
She seems to trigger a lot of people because she has right-wing views while being a tranny, but it's not really that uncommon. She obviously baits a bit for attention though.
And maybe because she passes so well too.
>>7072090
hi hi hi Caroline <3
>>7072091
yea lets hope
>>7072052
what? like weed? used to wreck me when i started. couldnt even move. these days though? not really.
>>7071599
"yes evangeline, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071614
"yes neptune, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071616
"yes maeve, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071624
"yes pleb, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071625
"yes lissy, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071629
"yes elanna, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071638
"yes cassidy, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071659
"yes basic, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071676
"yes sertii, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071677
"sorry shakira, we can't enroll you in our free hrt program because you're not a good person"
>>7071725
"sorry charlotte, we can't enroll you in our free hrt program because you're not a good person"
>>7071729
"yes hanna, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071796
"sorry kiwi, we can't enroll you in our free hrt program because you're not a good person"
>>7071805
"yes alice, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071859
"yes isla, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7071938
"yes lauren, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7072031
"sorry cartman, we can't enroll you in our free hrt program because you're not a good person"
>>7072052
"yes edie, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7072090
"yes carol, we'd love to enroll you in our free hrt program"
>>7072071
>I know one trans woman in my group who is against gay marriage
The attempts to make LGBT issues better known to the extent of politicking have been horribly blundered. To the extent where the different subgroups can easily go to war with one another.
The "born this way" schtick made me slam my head against a wall when it happened. And now you have kids being diagnosed and treated because it's easier for society to not actually accept to understand issues so long as they have easy outs.
And it's all going to end tragically. Because what should've been a time of actions, consequences, and the freedom to pursue happiness instead turned into something where people are going to be looking for a way to eradicate it from the gene pool. We're going to see Mengele-level medical fraudulence.
>>7072123
>>7072123
What does it say about me if two of the people you deny this free hrt to are people I like, yet I myself passed the test?
>>7072073
Well concentrated thc did it for me
>>7072077
Why would you say no to drugs?
>>7072140
yeah...
fucking hell dont feel comfortable there lmao
>>7072120
It's not the high but when it leaves! Like I don't feel anything now lol
>>7072147
drugs are bad
my mom said so
>>7072123
Great, I can spend the £8.40 a month on shitty junk food instead!
>>7072123
please give free hrt to shakira charlotte and kiwi
I honestly don't pass here right?
https://unsee.
cc/dugetopi/
>>7072123
Aww, I missed the cutoff
>>7072169
You look like something in the middle. Sorry.
>>7072161
I'm your mother and I'm saying smoke weed with cute boys
>>7072169
I want to hold your hand. I told you earlier Basic, you're a very beautiful girl.
>>7072180
No don't be sorry!!!! That's why I was asking! Because I was told I did and didn't believe it
>>7072182
there are no cute boys around
is life even worth living
>>7072169
you look maybe abit butch in that pic
honestly still think you look great
and youre not even a year on hrt yet
>>7072169
>merchant nose
No but srs, I think you pass, just based on that one photo at least.
You remind me of a girl I went to university with, who had a very similar face to yours.
>>7072182
My mom said that she will make my life a living hell if i smoke weed :P
>>7072193
what about cute girls
or cute hamsters
Wow, morning was sloooooow and it picked up fast AF.
What's going on in the thread? :3
>>7072202
girls loving girls is impure though
>>7072212
>girls loving girls is impure though
>>7072212
Wow, fight me IRL. I'll beat you so hard you'll become Isla
>>7072000
I'll think about it.
>>7071978
>Asus laptop
Comedy.
You get what you pay for pal. Aluminium unibody, 5K retina screen, only 2kg weight, it's actually a good deal
>>7071989
Too late I'm already off my face on codeine
>>7072052
Did you get the message I left for you in the last thread? I want peace.
>>7072203
I'm now a depressed junkie and there are some new brit trips
>>7072212
girls loving girls is the purest!
>>7072198
>Tfw
Sorry mom, I'm already in hell
>>7072210
Ye
She thinks that marijuana is dangerous.
She also believes that acid kills people and is one of the most dangerous drugs.
>>7072182
>>7072161
>I'm your mother and I'm saying smoke weed with cute boys
She has a point tho
>>7072185
WOW that's fucking lude
>>7072197
Ugh I hate my nose!!!!!!!!
I'll probably end up getting it done
That's cool about that girl in uni tho thanks anon
>>7072195
That was the night put with my friend getting hit on repeatedly lol
Mb it's just a bad pic then
>>7072230
The guy who invented acid lived to 102.
>>7072231
When will I kiss you?
>>7072231
>I'll probably end up getting it done
Don't get it done, I like it.
Too much unnecessary plastic surgery will turn you into something like Megan Fox or Jocelyn Wildenstein .
>>7072221
>>7072218
>>7072217
THIS IS NOT HOW HAMSTER JESUS WOULD'VE WANTED IT
(also wtf??)
>>7072231
but you are a qt girl, finding cute boys isn't as hard for you :sob:
>>7072245
shakira i need a kissu too
>>7072251
<3 sass ily
>>7072248
gay is ok
>she isn't a gay homosexual saphhic wlw dyke
gay
>>7072161
>Tfw u wanna do drugs and ride the wave wit Maeve
>tfw someone you are in love with calls you and makes you feel happy
=w=
>>7072237
Yeah but my mom is veeeeeery anti drugs so she doesn't listen to facts or reason or p much anything.
Considering fucking a mtf, how would that go?
>>7072273
pick me
>>7072273
>Considering fucking a mtf, how would that go?
I've been lurking for a while, and it seems as if MTFs are a bit like normal girls in that they don't like the whole pump-and-dump thing.
You have to win their trust first.
>>7072273
That would depend on who you hook up with I guess? Different people are different.
>>7072273
Before the date you would do an enema and maybe wear a plug for a little while to get loose. When you meet the mtf you're going to want to blow her for a bit until she's hard then you'll lube up your butt for her, bend over, and bite the pillow.
>>7072273
Depends. Some chicks get really violently neurotic about people touching their dick. Otherwise? Eh.
>>7072231
You can be lewd and loving! Lewd is best when its someone you love.
>>7072285
>as if MTFs are a bit like normal girls
Interesting theory there
Tfw you'll never ride a qt and put ur hands on his chest
Why live
so i want people that aren't my friends to tell me
in this pic am i more boy or girl
i know its feminine but is it more
femboy
or girl
pls serious answers from like anons or trips i do not talk to
>>7072314
gurl
>>7072285
How do I avoid getting pumped and dumped?
>>7072307
I just mean that they're not all nympho sluts.
Some of them seem pretty insecure about themselves and many don't even like casual sex.
>>7072314
More girl.
We only talked once
>>7072314
Face of a low test 13 year old American boy
So femboy but it's a close call
t. Someone not from /lgbt/
>>7072314
Take off the dumb hat desu
Who cares ur cute. Be whatever you want
>>7072314
The gay ugly hat says boy, everything else says girl.
which trip would you
hugg
snugg
fugg
same
>>7072285
Nobody enjoys being pumped and dumped.
>>7072311
>What? Elaborate
Some trans are a bit loopy and will really freak out and create a grand drama if you touch their cock. Or they'll be very passive aggressive about it. Some claim no feeling. Others view their penis as literally being an alien parasite.
It's important to know this before getting involved with the person. And to slowly back away if necessary.
>>7072314
Young boy with strong feminine features.
>>7072336
Hugg Isla
Snugg Sirona
Fugg SadDana/Kat
>~~~~<
>>7072338
Elanna when do you want to get married?
>>7072336
Cornflakes to all of the above
>>7072336
Hugg:
Nim/Meave
snugg:
isla
Fugg:
if i didnt have bf
Basic
>>7072314
Girl trying to look like a tomboy by wearing a baseball cap.
>>7072336
no1
I am cis male
>>7072336
Hugg elann
Snugg faye
Fugg pretransition me
>>7072347
Preferably after we've met and find out if we're compatible and we date for a few years or something
>>7072315
interesting
what particularly says girl?
>>7072324
we talked once?
hi!!
also whats girl about it
like what features of my face
>>7072325
You are accurate!
Except naturally im a low test 18 y/o
Close call is nice though, thank you non /lgbt/ anon!
>>7072326
hmm
im glad you think im cute beep ^_^
i just was wondering if that pic would go well on an account where im a girl.
>>7072331
tfw a hat advertising underwear is ugly
but thanks anon !!
>>7072336
hugg lots of them
the rest are confidential
>>7072341
i think this is good!!
right??
>>7072353
im a tomboy =w=
but yeah im wondering if i wear snapbacks i can get down the tomboy look
as well as wondering if that would look ok on an account where i present girl
>>7072316
Don't fugg immediately.
Look for red flags.
Use your girl senses to assess whether he's in it for the long run or just wants that sweet boipucci.
>>7072314
you look tired gf isla
maybe you should come into the pillow fort and take a nap
>>7072363
i like naps and i like pillow forts owo
>>7072363
nim im ready for you~
>>7072340
>Nobody enjoys being pumped and dumped.
I dunno, some hypersexual people probably do.
>>7072358
Yeah prob. Ur not really asking the best crowd tho. We're all delusional
plane 8 second exposure
>>7072336
hugg lauren
snugg anon
fugg ?
>>7072373
Hi :3
>>7072351
HANNA OMG
>>7072358
Hmm, I'd have to look again, but general facial shape, lips, and eyes. You have a really effeminate jawline, eyes, brow, hair, ect. The only thing I'd say is neutral would be your nose, but it's not an unattractive one by any means.
Hope that helped, I guess.
>>7072369
no i cant my mom is home
tomorrow collecty
>>7072358
w-would you hugg a caroline? >~<
>>7072380
hru lani
>>7072360
Ok thanks.
>>7072367
then come sleepi bebbi isla
>>7072351
would snugg hanna too
>>7072382
thank u !!
yeah i know my nose is the one thing that kinda makes it questionable for sure
people say its cute normally but i think its because they wanna make me feel better about it
i like the rest of me though :3
thank you lots though anon, this helped me know.
do you think theres makeup i can do to make my nose less neutral?
like to highlight other things and make other things more noticeable compared to the nose?
>>7072388
duh
>>7072380
>snugg anon
is it me?
>>7072371
I'm cis male and I actually despise Isla(for reasons that aren't her fault, it's personal). I honestly think she looks more girl than boy. I think my opinion would be accurate
>>7072386
It means "you're welcome, love" in this context
>>7072404
=D
yayyy!
>>7072340
>Some trans are a bit loopy and will really freak out and create a grand drama if you touch their cock.
How do they like, y'know, orgasm then? Do they just do it by themselves when you're not there?
>>7072351
hugg hann
>>7072381
dont blame me for my superior taste
>>7072393
I'm tired and on my lunch break
I want a day off :(
Hru?
>>7072407
Passive aggressive cunt
>>7072311
>It's a one way street lad
In total seriousness. I don't care how straight you are. Get yourself a nice dildo, lube yourself up, and sloooowly take it. It'll take time to stretch things so it won't hurt, but once you start being able to feed it in and you get that fauxdick nuzzling your prostate, you'll have a really good time.
>tfw you seep for 24 hours and wake up dead inside
reeeeeeally struggling not to go back to the psych hospital tbqh
>>7072412
huggu nim ~
>>7072416
How about no
>>7072418
Why don't you just do drugs like me?
>>7072423
I don't have any drugs
send drugs
>>7072415
How is being outspoken with your dislike passive-aggressive? I'm saying I don't like Isla, meaning I won't hugbox and I still think she is fairly attractive and feminine.
>>7072336
>hugg
almost everyone, too many to name
>snugg
Maeve
Nim
Caroline
Sass
Snickerdoodle
Juniper
+ others prob
>fugg
umm... >~<
>>7072414
aww when's your next one?
i had a nice time in drawing class today but im a little wound up cuz i cant bank until tomorrow
Someone pls boop
>>7072429
You're trying to start a fight with a back handed compliment you fucking woman
>>7072416
Butt stuff scares me. Even putting my thing into someone else's butt makes me feel a little uncomfortable.
>>7072433
boop boop
>>7072377
Pretty rad
I wish it was dark enough at night around my place to do more stuff like that.
>>7072433
beepy boop
send dildo
>>7072431
My next day off is Wednesday.
I have to be up at 4AM tomorrow though and I'm not looking forward to it, plus it'll be the 6th day of my work week ;_;
Only one more day til bank day. You can do it nimmu
>>7072405
Probably
>>7072434
>besides the love part
Term of endearment. I'm a mtf general so you're a woman here
Irl I'd treat you like a man though so keep it to yourself, thanks love
>>7072436
stahp ;w;
anon was being honest
no bully
>>7072446
You can use my dick instead.
>>7072446
Dils you
>>7072445
Solpadeine abuser detected
>>7072445
you can buy cough syrup with DMT in it I think
UGGHHHHGGHGHHH OMG I TOOK OFF MY BRA AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT
;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
>>7072421
>>7072437
If you are biologically male, you have this thing up your butt that literally feels fucking amazing when stimulated. And it's actually better for your health to stimulate it. And stimulating it generally requires taking some dick-shaped object or otherwise being turned into a hand puppet.
In fact, I believe there's evidence that not doing so increases the risk of it killing you.
>>7072450
Lol, fag
>>7072458
Leave me alone, I have nothing to live for.
beepbeep a cute
>>7072464
I don't like the idea of putting things up my butt though. I'm perfectly happy to orgasm solely through my benis.
If it kills me earlier by not doing it, that's only a bonus.
>>7072478
Do you give good aftercare?
>>7072312
>tfw no hands on my chest rn
>>7072464
You don't need to stick something up there if you don't want though, massaging the perienum can also stimulate it.
>>7072449
hugg lani
you can do it too
>>7072464
>getting fugged makes you live longer
Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyw
>>7072488
Never had luck with that.
>>7072478
Ukipper detected
>>7072489
They're just afraid it will awake their latent homosexual tendencies
>>7072509
My name has absolutely nothing to do with that fucking popstar
>>7072436
How was that a back-handed compliment you retard?
>>7072464
what should i buy to put up my butt to stimulate it
>>7072520
A boy a drink
>>7072445
But I don't want to snugg you I want to build a rocket and go to the moon with you
That wasn't a category though¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All Britbongs need to be banned from the MTFG, except for me.
I bet he's a northerner too.
>>7072528
I am nobody's senpai
>>7072520
If you're looking for cheap? Whatever you can buy off of Amazon or from a sex shop.
Variety with cost not being an issue? Bad Dragon, probably.
>>7072526
good idea
>>7072501
my taste is the best thing about me
>when hons get upset about your Reddit post and go full autism
I should kill myself because I can't be a good gf for Kaylee
I'm ugly dumb clumsy and messy
Tfw ur crush moved mountains for the one they loved...but not for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i9OMhfRxD0
weebu
Why do you all want hands on your chests?
>>7072531
Sassanach
>>7072544
>Tfw ur crush moved mountains for the one they loved.
how did they do that
is she a giant
>>7072541
I know you're not ugly at least, I bet the rest isn't true either.
>>7072541
Dump her find someone you are good for
>>7072554
No I'm pretty sure she's kinda small
why whont the urge to cut go away
i dont wanna be weak and give in like last time
bully me out of this please
>>7072562
>pretty sure
you don't know whether or not your crush is a giant?
>>7072563
Sassanach
>>7072559
omg i didnt mean it like that
>>7072567
don't fuking cut kiddo
>>7072567
you're gonna regret it and become even more sad :(((
see if you can distract yourself for now
>>7072563
Ban everyone who isn't from Dulwich.
>>7072567
Instead of cutting, just force yourself to play bad video games. The scars aren't visible, then.
send drugs and alchahol
>>7072581
what if i send huggs
>tfw dorm maintenance staff yells at your roommates for never cleaning the kitchen
thank you based maintenance
>>7072463
2spooky
>>7072219
tbdesu if I have $1500 or whatever it costs I'd buy a MBP, but I'm a poorfag college student whose been using this shitty HP laptop that makes a crackling noise on every bootup for 5 years.
>>7072582
n-no i promise i didnt mean it like that
>>7071877
>>7072585
not good enough
>>7072592
W-well that's a relief
>penis
>vagina
Which is superior?
>>7072612
girldick
>>7072603
Did you buy it from Edwards? I don't know any other bike shops in Camberwell, but I've been to that one.
>>7072600
yea h-heh
>>7072612
Yaoi
>tfw he tickles you real hard and won't stop as you're laughing hysterically and trying to push him off the bed
>"this is what you're going to remember when I'm not around yknow!!"
>tell him he's wrong and keep laughing and kissing and play fighting
>tfw he was right
I really wish he wasn't right. Stupid hot boy with his big dick and nice lips. I should dump him huh
>>7072581
Hey Amy
Remember your past?
>>7072604
Embrace it wholeheartedly, what's the worst that could happen
>>7072612
On me? Hmm would I rather get amazing pleasure and feel every inch of being penetrated and have cum seeping out of me
Or a useless knob that makes my swimsuit look gross
>>7072622
not well
>>7072504
How do you feel about
Shakira
Basic
Isla
Nim
Hanna
Joan
Amy Victoria
Kiwi
>>7072613
Feminine benis?
>>7072619
Bit gay
>>7072625
Was not turned on at all by that first paragraph...
>>7072589
Honestly an x220 or T4(or5)20 would probs be bretty gud..
They're cheap too.
Hell, a T61 is still viable
>>7072636
Post butt
>>7072636
>it'd be hard for someone to put their vagina in my butt idk
Love finds a way.
>>7072625
>On me? Hmm would I rather get amazing pleasure and feel every inch of being penetrated and have cum seeping out of me
That definitely sounds awful
;~;
>>7072618
<.<
>>7072630
Extremely gay
Gonna keep posting questions for you
Whens the last time you had sex and with what gender?
>>7072617
Yep.
I'm going to maybe kill myself if I can't somehow be happier with myself or make Kaylee happier
>>7072645
we posting yaoi now?
>>7072648
i don't know and probably girl
>>7072625
>tfw you will never experience a female orgasm
>>7072648
july
girl
>>7072655
Faye pls! Some of us have chronic tfw no bf!
>>7072648
drunkenly fucked an FtM like 5 months ago
If you go on bica and estro will your dick eventually go fully non-functional? Or will it just shrink a bit
>>7072671
I'm going tommorow and I hope I feel okay about myself afterwards
>>7072674
Any good?
>>7072655
I'm sad now
>>7072658
I guess we are
>>7072648
This Saturday, nice guy friend
http://ooneechanxkawaiixtg.tumblr.com/post/148574470632/beautifullytrapped-cutie
is that Sophie?
>>7072678
yeah I guess
we were both fucking smashed
>5 inches when erect
Be painfully honest with me, will any MTF ever take me seriously?
How many of you are actually fuck able to straight cis male?
>>7072648
a month a go with my bf
>>7072679
Good that means i can post more yummy Kuroo
>>7072684
Hi Amy I wish I could be with you rn
I'm not feeling good
>>7072685
beggars can't be choosers
My god I'm getting so sick of this shit!! Seattle sucks I've been on this dating site and all I get are creeps and flakes. When I list myself a cis I get a bunch of cute guys that want nothing to do with me cause I'm with benis. ughhhh this is soooo frustrating I want to go back to girls but its just not doing it for me fml
>>7072671
>therapy meme
>>7072695
anything I can help with, red?
>>7072687
Given I'm post-op and routinely get hit on, I totally am. Except I'm not interested.
>>7072683
Tumblr porn is god-tier
>>7072697
>nope, but because you post wojack in mtfgen not because of your penis size
I see.
>>7072714
Forgot pic
I tell you grils, you ain't even lived life until you've eaten pizza in a plastic bag.
>>7072714
Why?
>>7072701
I just want to worth it to Kaylee but all I do is make messes and be noisy
>>7072715
thats pretty lewd pham
>>7072717
Because i can dress up nice and look pretty in makeup but I'm clearly not a girl
>>7072725
I'd probably fuck you
>>7072525
A back-handed compliment is a compliment meant to insult. I didn't insult her, and I don't dislike her for her physical or personality traits, but past history that isn't her fault by any means.
If you compliment someone despite hating them, that isn't a back-handed compliment.
>>7072724
Ain't it tho?
>>7072731
Lol nah not irl
I've been awake for 2 and a half hours and I'm pretty much done with today
>>7072752
BASIC PLEASE, I've been calling you a cute girl all day, You are totally a cutie, and I would love waking up next to you.
>>7072404
Hm, it's a cute nose but it isn't a "button nose" just yet, I guess. I'm not very good with makeup, so I can't help you at all with that. But I'm sure you'll be 100% qt cis-female tier with makeup since your only slightly neutral point is your nose. I mean, even a lot of cis girls have quite a few masculine traits in regards to appearance and thinks they're the opposite gender. I believe passing is based more on the sum of it parts, and you absolutely pass already without makeup. You shouldn't worry too much about it.
>>7072764
Me in the morning
>>7072770
>even a lot of cis girls have quite a few masculine traits in regards to appearance and nobody thinks they're the opposite gender
typo
I hate it when people say "lots of cis girls have masculine traits!" or something 'cos like any trans girl's first thought is "yeah but do they have as many as I do all at once? doubt it."
>>7072770
>tfw will never pass without makeup
Anyone know this feel?
>>7072797
>>tfw the best thing that happened to me yesterday was making a decent shitpost on a forum
I live for days like that
>>7072777
Then I better close my eyes and enjoy the good company.
>>7072696
girls who fuck me are straight
>one day everyone posting here will be dead
Strange late night feels.
>>7072797
I slept for 24 hours
all I can dream about is being loved and then I wake up to the reality that I'm going to be alone forever
>ywn hug basic
Feels bad
>>7072799
That's a visual representation of my personality too btw
>>7072808
If you're a good person and deserve love, it'll come to you
>>7072805
i can't wait
>>7072770
Okay
Ill try to calm down
I KNOW im cute at least
but like
hank you anon
you're nice ^_^
>>7072752
hey i have that pic in my yaoi folder
>>7072817
I'm a pretty shit person and never leave the house
>>7072810
Anon close
>>7072823
O-ooohh
>>7072813
Don't be like that.
When i inevitability kms should i stream it?
>>7072789
I don't have enough such traits for them to really worry me. My chin and hooded eyes are ones I hate, but several women in the family have the exact same. I'll still get my chin fixed. On the other hand, my voice feels too girly. Doesn't fit the image I project or even the kind of low, powerful female voice I like.
>>7072810
What's so special about basic? What's with the BIDF act?
>>7072837
I'm drinking bleach on stream sometime soon
how2getridofsuicidalthoughts
>>7072841
basic is best girl
>>7072829
yaoi posting is fun ~
>>7072848
I'm not. I wish I had a voice like this: http://youtu.be/aOZ8KSe8ggQ
>>7072831
;~;
>>7072841
What does BIDF mean anon?
>>7072857
It is
>>7072777
What comic is that?
Is there an SIDF?
>>7072800
Make me straight please.
>tfw no CIDF
>>7072873
I pretty much spoke like a girl as a child, from spending all my time with other girls. That really defined my timbre and speaking patterns. Then as a teen, I did all I could to "fix" the ongoing damage. No method to it, really, but as a result, I never really sounded quite male.
So I kinda had a revelation last night
I want a mommi type person in my life because i never had a person to take care of me when i was little
frog reminded me of how much i want someone to take care of and help me when im sad
>>7072895
i s2g every tranny wants a mommy
me included
>>7072848
>Why you hatin hun?
Just curious.
I mean, we straight males all have our favourites here. I'm just curious why basic.
>>7072895
i kinda know that feel .___.
Sirona is kinda my mommy now tho
>>7072911
that's me too tho
send hugs
and cereal
and a reason to live
>>7072871
Don't give me that face, think highly of yourself beautiful woman!
>>7072911
I'll watch cartoons with you if you want someone to ^=^
I do know kinda what you mean with the parent thing, like my mom used to spend most nights heavy drinking and I remember one time like 2 years ago she was passed out on the freaking lawn piss drunk. She also argued a lot and a lot of my childhood was just hearing arguments. Plus the thing with Morocco...
Shit sucks =/
It sucks to not really have that kinda figure
People need to feel safe and secure and without a figure like that its hard to
Hugg
Why are you all so depressed?
Would a good dicking solve this depression?
>mfw trannies get mad at me on Reddit when I tell them that the self-haters aren't delusional
>>7072904
>A-am I any straight male's favourite??
Probably not, since you're kinda mean at times.
>>7072937
>Tfw male privilege makes all your sadness go away
I guess we're just asking for it, desu
>>7072937
a girldicking would solve it for like a day or two
>>7072947
Google tells me its Beef Industry Development Fund... I don't think thats right.
send girldick
>>7072947
>kinda pass
>Is super pretty in all her pics
Idk what you look and sound like irl but I think you have some dissonance between how you look to yourself and how everyone else perceives you
>>7072965
Would absolutely destroy him in a fight
>tfw no snick snicks
>>7072947
>I'd take a guess at the fact that I kind of pass but have horrible self esteem.
Careful, anon. He might just be putting up an act to get that sweet, sweet bp.
All that glitters isn't gold.
>>7072911
My mom finally treated me like an adult this weekend, but I feel like I'm 15 or 16. They stopped caring about me when I was ~13
I'll drink hot cocoa and watch cartoons with you, but not as a parent.
>>7072965
Btw it's Basic Internet Defense Force
It's a parody of the (((JIDF)))
>>7072911
D U B L I N
U
B
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I
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>>7072965
>Okie I'll get fiancee to pork me and report back anon
dont get your hopes up, its only a temporary cure iirc )L;
Mmm Mac n Cheese.
>>7072954
>Ugh male brain no understand
>Make woman have sex to make happy is solution to all problems!
>Cock has answer all questions!
>Tfw neanderthal thinks good dicking is solution to self esteem problems, discrimination, non acceptance from family, low employment, violence and hate
>>7072987
What luck, I just made some baked mac and cheese.
>>7072992
You're welcome, and is he cute?
Can I?
>>7072998
A good dicking literally solves self esteem issues though
>sex has no psychological repercussions
t. Pseudo-Intellectual
>>7072998
c-cock doesn't solve everything?
>>7072983
Where is your gold star?
pls talk to me
>>7072998
Is there a tranny community in Guatemala? I think about you all the way out there and based on what Jamaica is like I think "damn she must be struggling"
>>7072998
Didn't they used to masturbate women during the Victorian era as a cure for hysteria?
Went to voice training. Insufferable again.
Gay voice instructor in his 50s kept touching me. Wtf. 4 times ugh. I wrote on my phone and showed it to the girl I work with 'I don't like him'.
Ugh. And Vivian or whatever her fucking name is. 60 year old hons are degenerate truly. I'm the least passing (I don't) in the group though. Hons not withstanding. But the 60 year old is an "advocate" who wastes time making lists or transphobic stores and other menial shit. Seriously, every word from his mouth is like we get it you're a girl too. Only you self define as Trans.... So which is it fuccboi? The other passable Trans 60 year old was all worried about her art work, because she can only draw Caucasians and didn't think l that was PC enough. But they couldn't say it. Listening to them PC group chat around that was hilariously embarrassing until they finally said "can only draw Caucasians".
Blog 1 of 2
>>7073011
What's bothering you nim?
>>7073019
I told the girl that works with me (she's an adorable 22 year old tumblirte with anxiety. I like her a lot /platonicly/ I'm glad we got matched together). I told her pretty point blank that I was sick of listening to her coddle me and basically was straight up honest with her that this learning environment is toxic to me. I don't know what words I used. (I hate corny like pep talks and breathing excersizes). She gave me her phone number to contact her semi-professionally, which was really nice. I should offer to pay her the money I'd have otherwise paid the class to do the same excersizes in an environment where I can say fuck and shit and she doesn't have to tell me "fantastic" after every fucking basic breathing exersize. "how was that?" asked the instructor.
"nigga... How the fuck was what? Literally fucking breathing? It's breathing like fuck dude what do you think it's like? " Sarah thought. "...fine. Breathing is fine," Sarah said, then added an overly curtiuous smile as seems customary in hug box class.
It's very uncomfortable to be in a room with women that attractive too. This girl I forget her name (I purposely forget names so I don't allocate personalized head spaces. That's dangerous) is so hot it's insane and in a scholarly sophisticated way, which is my type. So I had to stare at the table. I have no intention of hitting on her for obvious reasons, but it's tough and kills me because it's not that I want to bang her so much as BE HER. She introduced herself to me and I just like mumbled "I'm Sarah" and then wanted to cry.
I feel like more than I want to be in class with girls learning from them in a hug box, I wanna be friends and just go do normal stuff :(
I look absolutely abhorrent in these glasses - but was hug boxed like reddit. I'm a qt :3
/rage blogging
>>7073025
Not bothered to read any of this
>>7073000
OMG I MEANT BEAT UP NOT BE A TOP YOU CAN NOT TOP MY FIANCEE ANON I MEAN IT
and she's very cute
>>7073033
Gonna top her anyway
>>7073006
>Solving problems = psychological repercusions from good dicking
Thank u for mansplaining it to my stupid female brain distorted by estrogen :3
>>7073008
Cock only solves cock problems, desu
>>7073012
Im alooooone...most transgirls here are street walkers who got kicked out of thwir homea when they were in grade school. :(
>>7073018
Yus! But when that didn't work (because it doesn't), lobotomy was the answer :3
>>7073029
But you bothered to comment? I got my (you) so thanks. Downvoted on reddit.
>>7073041
>Unironically using the word "mansplaining"
You will never get a good dicking
>>7073036
ANON NO!!! I REALLY MEAN IT YOU CAN'T I FORBID IT I FORBID THIS IT IS FORBIDDEN OK
>>7073045
Filtered... again.
>>7073049
I'm gonna do it right now
She can resist the Big Straight Cis Male Cock
>>7073045
>people who learn differently are idiots
Lol
Cum? In my vagina? It's more likely than you'd think!
>>7073045
>irony the post
Glad cancer is going to filter your life :^)
>>7073060
D U B L I N
U
B
L
I
N
>>7073056
YOU BETTER NOT I'M WARNING YOU
Is vinyl crackle the best sound in the world?
Is this the best jazz album ever made?
Chick Corea is smokin on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkiYfwtrb3w
If I post a selfie will you call me pretty
I have decided i will fuck a ftm
Anyone interested?
>>7073045
Who the fuck are you? Go on the filter list and stay there.
>>7073055
Yeah, I thought of selling them my pure asshole for coke money.
>>7073067
Well, I doubt she's single - but in a professional (for her) environment it would be incredibly disrespectful to even ask so sex isn't really my concern, like she doesn't want it. But yeah, I know the feeling. It's rough. Like I could easily have been exactly where she was if I wasn't a mutant lmao.
>>7073047
>You will never get a good dicking
Like your MOM!
>Tfw
>>7073076
I will if you're pretty.
>>7073076
You're pretty
>>7073074
Sorry, never mind. Forget I said that.
>>7073088
you're pretty
>>7073086
Why are all the black trips assholes?
>>7073086
Sara doesn't sound male at all unless she's rapping so whatever she is doing works
>>7073091
Im sorry but you set yourself up for that.
You got to admit it was good.
>>7073092
When I look in the mirror I see a boy
Boys aren't pretty
>>7073079
That's also how I feel about my sister btw. I was easily a better softball player than she was, I just had to play on the boy's team where I looked scrawny.
My life is a mess, I just kinda started living reactively when I realized nothing would go according to plan.
>>7073091
>Fuck! Im not that gay
I don't thank that lying to yourself is healthy. Just look at this thread.
Just rid the absolute FUCK out of basic's fiancée
She's still twitching and dripping my cum
>mfw delusional trumptard trannies
>>7073102
>Boys aren't pretty
Mean (but true)
>>7073020
yeah your mom sounds really sweet
but it sucks she wasn't always that way for you
>>7073102
I'm a pretty boy....
>>7073109
All the right-wing and Trump-supporting trannies are qts though.
>>7073074
what's wrong isla
im okay, i got to draw today so that was fun
>>7073112
The correct word would be handsome
I'm not that either
Welp
>>7073118
Lucky, I'm not
>>7073095
>tfw racist logic has all the answers via idiotically devised questions
>>7073097
First, thank you. Second, I disagree :/ I think there is a resonating problem and larynx control issues still. Too tight...
As for what I'm doing probably exactly what most are doing. I linked the reddit post at the top last week - for about 2 months I did that shit on my own and talked like a cartoon hooker and sang cyborg songs in a cartoon voice.
Bringing my pitch down from high A to baseline C5 was a matter of just toying.
I'm in group to learn how to get inflection properly and mostly because I'm lonely. My voice is 3rd best in a class of 6 so there is a lot to learn.
When did I upload raps???? Must have been drunk.
>>7073106
This has been the first year that wasn't reactive. I'm back to proactive, but like getting out of prison, I'm institutionalized broken. There is a lot of inner work and that's not even poking the outer work stuff that needs to be done.
It's like recovering from a stroke. Gotta learn everything over and start from scratch. It's terrible because you spin the tranny wheel instead of the normal career one. It's not an excuse, like I'm going to end up going far, but I feel like I'm starting in a hole. Can't give up!
(I have a brother - things are very weird between us, but he's 21 and out of country for another few months)
>>7073102
just point another mirror at the mirror and look at that
>>7073124
>implying
>tfw transitioning because you have a small penis
>>7073124
>Implying correlation between looks and voting for Donald Cuck
>>7073140
>tfw using penis pump so you can detransition successfully
>>7073040
I'm mostly okay. I don't know what I'm doing with my life but that's not really a change from normal. I guess I'm lonely as well, sorry to hear that you're feeling that way too.
Pay no attention to the faggot in the towel dress
It doesn't count because it's a towel btw, I will never wear a dress
>it's a politics episode
we had this earlier, can't we go back to talking about cute things
>>7073150
>bare shoulders and collarbones
slut
>>7073144
Lol im joking...
I think id make an uggo girl. Oy gay peole think im hot becauzs im so stereotypivay masc. Hair muscles. I have an autostic face tho tbqh.
>>7073140
tfw love using my big penis on girls with small penises because it makes me feel like a strong man
>>7073156
I want to be one really bad
>>7073145
why do you feel that way joan?
>>7073150
thats one cute faggot
>>7073160
if you know they're wrong don't let it get to you
>>7073168
Lonely? I don't know.
>>7073150
I don't mean to scare you, but you're upside down.
pls give me (you)
>>7073181
well you're not alone - no pun intended.
>>7073188
(((you's externally)))
>>7073188
You can have (me)
>>7073188
I want to marry (You).
Most perfect girl.
beepbeep a cutecute
>looking through my old posts in the archive
>trying to find something I talked about once
>see all the sadposting and depressing stuff I've said
Ironically I'm sad now
>tfw you showed up to a class you haven't shown up to since mid September, and just get told to not miss the midterm and final to still get an a
i dont wanna do this anymore
i just whant it to be over
>>7073188
6/10 would bang
>>7073191
Haha, well, that's true. There's comfort in knowing you're not the only one.
>>7073188
You post your picture a lot so it's not worth many (you)s. Squeak, Mercury, Phienchen, and Shakira, these pictures are probably worth 50 (you)s each
t. Clerk at the bank of (you)
>>7073188
Where's your sk8r cap, dork? :p
>>7073181
you got anyone irl to talk to?
>>7073198
very big dick, wanna try it out
>>7073208
aren't you sweet
tfw thread is full of bullies ;_;
>>7073210
How much is a Sass pic?
>Inb4 0/worthless
>>7073210
Is Ember's picture worth 500+ (you)s
Who here is the cheapest
>>7073174
its like when i lied to boo saying i shared his lewd pics because i didn't want to argue about how I didn't post them, because I didn't ever share them. But arguing wasn't worth it, he wouldn't believe the truth.
i just gave in
let them think what they want to think
let them like me less
its not worth arguing when they won''t believe the truth
>>7073225
im one of the cheapest
but i delete most of mine within 2 minutes of posting.
stop the bully!~
send copius amounts of drugs and alchahol
>>7073210
how many (You)'s can i get for a nimpic
>>7073229
Doubt it, provided you've never shared lewds. You still probably get more (you)s despite posting pictures all the time due to being tripfag famous anyhow.
>>7073223
>>7073231
I don't see any bullies atm?
>tfw a maeve pic is worth 0.5 (you)s
>>7073239
i've posted quite a few lewds.
>>7073210
I don't have any pics of Phienchen or Shakira.
I will trade you a Juniper for a Phienchen and a valq for a Shakira.
>>7073217
Not about trans stuff. I have a few friends but I'm not out to them. I guess I have my parents and doctors that know but there's emotional stuff I don't necessarily find easy talking to them about.
>>7073224
You're actually moderately expensive because there is only one or two full pictures of you floating about. Maybe 6 or 7 (you)s
>>7073243
You ruined your value as soon as you got here.
>>7073237
The thing about you is that while you've never posted a pic you're still kind of a "literally who"
>>7073247
I don't have any pictures I'm just a market speculator.
>>7073243
Its worth a ton, you're a qt.
>>7073252
I'm doubting your qualifications as a market speculator if you haven't seen any nim pics and didn't know about the copious isla lewds floating around.
>>7073256
I want to see beep lewds.
what's the exchange rate for (you)s to huggs
>>7073260
I want to BE beepbeep lewds
>>7073259
>isla lewds
No thanks, I don't want to get v&
>>7073252
What's a pic of me smiling going for, senpai?
https://unsee.cc
/repigubo/
i was weak sorry
>tfw no gf
I have so much homework but I just want to lay in bed
Trying to take photo to sad post, but I'm so ugly.
my nose is gross, my hair is the frizzest thing in the world, and the camera flash doesn't help.
just end me
>>7073269
tfw no bully faye gf :(
>>7073277
:(
You don't always have to be strong. Just know that people are here for you.
>>7073277
did your cat scratch you or something those arent even deep i doubt you even felt any pain
>>7073283
hey snick snicks
does it work today?
http
s://unsee.c
c/sotepiga/
>>7073268
!! senpai!
>>7073290
>yes another edgy faggot being all "lel ur cuts arent even that deep"
>>7073252
>Tfw (you) value will replace tier list as measure of trip self worth
>To think I was there when it started
Long live capitalism and the trans(you) stock market!
>>7073291
Shit, I thought it'd be worth more.
>>7073283
I wonder how many (you)s a snicker's photo is worth.
They're not that rare, but on the other hand, those are some pretty eyes.
>>7073283
You're so young, you will never have to suffer through post puberty deep masculization. I'm a full year into it, which means even with HRT and blockers, I'll probably only get more manly, despite my skin being soft and cone boobs growing on only one side.
>>7073300
Just stop.
>>7073303
Please don't. It's something that damages your soul :(
>>7073256
...Your face is like the sun sinking into the ocean
Your face is like watching flowers growing in fast motion...
Only <3 for beeps
:p
>>7073311
cry every time :')
thanks sassy
>>7073308
Lol, Do you think anyone actually cares about your crazy talk and your opinion, bby?
>>7073308
i whont have time for that to matter
ill probabbly kms with in the next 2 years
how come when im looking at trans stuff online its always
>i am a 35 year old transwoman..
>i am a 51 year old transwoman..
>i am a 43 year old transwoman..
instead of people in their 20s like here for the most part
i just wanna see trans girls with fully developed titties so i dont feel so discouraged about starting at 20 but its almost all middle-aged people who just started last year
>>7073299
>yet another edgy faggot cutting themselves instead of doing something productive like talking to a professional
>>7073313
I showered today and my hair still looks unhealthy and gross
It's just unruly in general as well, I hate it
>>7073322
All the people in their 20s are shitposting here.
>>7073294
senpai be mine
>>7073317
but how will I see the clothes in all their glory?
>>7073322
Because 82% of trannies are over 35. Also most of the 20 year olds pass within a year and forget about being a tranny. The ones who don't go back into repression and become the 51 year old trannies that you are talking about,
>>7073322
I started at 21, didn't get HRT till 22 though. Feel like I had good results.
>>7073337
How do you get your hair so pretty
>Also most of the 20 year olds pass within a year and forget about being a tranny
you made me really happy shakira
>>7073337
yeah your pic earlier today was also really good
congrats on becoming a girl
>>7073331
I don't know how to get the lighting fixed, I had 3 lightbulbs on brighter then the sun and I tried fixing it on my phone but when I moved them to the computer they got all dark again ;_;
My frills should be arriving soonish so those will be easier to see I think
>>7073305
I want start collecting rare snick snicks
>>7073246
You're quite lewd, but whatever .If I were an attractive girl, I'd post lewds too.
>>7073318
I do actually think a moderate amount of people care if not directly about me personally, than about my opinion. But I also responded to the wrong person, I was trying to tell the person being a shit fuck about cutting to knock it off - I'm actually supporting your (You) market. I unfiltered you, because you aren't the worst. But yeah...
>>7073319
I felt this way when I was 14. I'm glad I dragged through it. Things are rough, but it isn't worth offing yourself. You'll be adorable someday.
>>7073322
Because a lot of them are on Tumblr and don't really need the community aspect and also in general smart articulate people in their 20s is a rarity, and further a Trans person that isn't struggling with their stuff internally is super rare. I'm publishing a book eventually (once I pass) about my experience as an older transitioner at 24. People already lash out and tell me I'm young, but if we follow the trends in society, very soon 15 year olds and hopefully younger than that will be given the BODY treatment they need, instead of like me being shoehorned by supportive parents through mental problems. There was no such thing as transgender until the last like half decade and 2020 going forward is going to see huge strides for people born with whatever this neurological problem is.
As of now, the ones who feel need to put their shit online are older, because they need to identify Trans, because they can't possibly identity female. They're too far gone and it sucks but that's life. I'm half on that boat.
>>7073337
Yeah, I mean id swipe you away on tinder, but you could pass female in person for sure. I'd say cis if I didn't know to look for masculine traits. No advice, you seem to be doing well. How is voice?
>>7073344
The rarer they are the more ugly they become
>>7073225
>Is Ember's picture worth 500+ (you)s
Huh?
>>7073355
your probably cuter then I am though
>>7073340
I don't know really, I actually haven't washed it since Saturday so maybe it's that? I usually wash it every other day and blow dry it. I use a repair and protect shampoo to help deal with blow drying and I skip some wash days. I have to tie it up for work too which I think is why it's gone a bit wavey.
>>7073342
Thank you! <3
>>7073354
im draging it out as long as i can
but ive felt this way since i was 16
i just cant bare it anymore
>therapist asks why you don't remember elementary school
is that weird
i thought no one remembers stuff from when you were that young
>>7073299
There comes the point where I see cattiness or self-harm and the desire comes over me not to want to help the person through soft words but rather to sock them so fucking hard they need to be put in a medically induced coma.
So I'll say this bit nicely before I reach that part. Clean yourself up, put some ointment on those cuts, wrap your arms up, and stop that shit.
>>7073358
will post Ember nudes if someone paypals me $10 million dollars USD
this is not a Nigerian prince scam dw send monies now pls
>>7073371
that image is from months ago
>>7073368
I have a few memories here and there.
There are some people who genuinely have 0 memories before they're like 10 or 11 though.
>current year
>not have a rare snicks collection
wtf
>>7073368
that's kinda odd idk
depends on how eventful it was maybe
i don't remember much before 2nd grade, but after that i remember a lot more
send pizza
>>7073374
Pls, no one wants to see that
>>7073367
So fucking do something to change. Are you transitioning at all? It took me until 24 suffering silently to start. Now I'm loud and annoying piss off the bitch cancer girl with my stories on 4chan.
>>7073387
how about for 1 million USD
so we're splitting 50/50 right
>>7073390
ive been on hrt for 16 months
still look like a long haired boy
no one whould ever look at me and see me as a girl
>>7073354
Yea, in my defense though I was up at 5am for work and am generally gross right now. Voice is pretty good despite only just having started speech therapy. I know where I have to improve but it hasn't stopped me from passing so I've got it good enough, and the speech therapy will only improve that.
>>7073376
<3
>>7073387
I've seen them, they're well worth. Ember has a rockin bod.
>>7073376
Yeah but you're a nigger
>>7073361
But you're girlmode
>tfw no one to cum down your throat
>>7073341
>tfw you look like a man at 14 on of estrogen and almost 2 years on blockers
>>7073395
people here see you as a girl
it sucks that you don't get gendered female more irl
please keep pushing through this disaster
>tfw no beepbeep gf
>>7073354
Sorry for going full on bitch mode on u :(
I actually do care about your dreams and musings and I felt betrayed by what i percieved to be a put down from (you).
I sincerely apologize. I got to get that nastiness in control. I will try to be a better person all around.
>>7073404
you pass
>>7073382
If you're really ugly or really pretty it's the same effect; lots of (you)s from people either attacking you or admiring you. So it doesn't matter really. What matters more is fame level
>>7073403
100k USD.
idk you shouldn't underestimate yourself, those abs were pretty nice even if your chest was more squarish rather than round
>>7073412
Nah. I'd know if I passed.
>>7073415
Wtf
>>7073376
I'd agree with this. This place is basically high-school. I look at the trips from the old year-book / ranking lists and know none of them. So many of my favorites that I did recognize (like red) pretty much move on a few months into transition.
I have been here 8 months almost exactly today, and I'm now pretty outspoken towards any anons with questions of what to expect, how to get help, and how to not self destruct. Everything I wish I had been told, and everything I was told, and things I was told that turned out true I can now share and hopefully help some random girl through the magic of sorcery online. But truthfully, when I pass, I probably will be off 4chan living life.
I'm glad it's that way. Getting trapped here is toxic lmao
>>7073409
Idk if you're being overly nice disingenuously, but I still don't like your gross sex stuff and I literally publish erotica for a pretend living.
will post butte for 50 (you) s
>mfw that thread that got to about 40 posts before deletion earlier where some anon was dumping old pics of everyone in this general and I got like 25 new pics all at once
>>7073414
i can't be the prettiest
but i sure as hell can be the ugliest
thanks for showing me the path to (you)s anon
>go on hrt
>endless trans girls and guys and everything in between interested in me
>now kind of want to date cis girls again
>hrt made my dick smaller so they probably won't want to
just kill me
>>7073418
fine 10k(or equiv 10 yous)
lowest I will go
>>7073415
Murasa?
>>7073426
You can't dethrone me.
>>7073433
yeah wassup
I'm bored in between games of DotA 2
>>7073427
Trib with them. Hopefully your dick will keep shrinking until it's just a tiny, tight little nub.
>>7073441
Uhhhhh, I don't think you know me if you think yr uglier than me.
>>7073445
Good, if people want to see my nudes they have to join the discord like everyone else
>>7073440
SOLPADEINE JUNKIE
maeve is my fuckin waifu and none of you shit heads better mess with her ok
aloe vera good for razor burn?
>>7073419
I'm being sincere.
I have a thing with pushing things too far beyond what most people find comfortable.
I understand why most people would filter me and/or dislike me.
>>7073464
MIDF pls go
>>7073465
Yes, try to get it without alcohol
>>7073470
thanks senpai, I do got some, just making sure
>>7073464
You don't deserve Maeve
You have besmirched her honor
*Unsheathes Katana
tfw you're still a literally who even though you've been here for 4 months
>>7073406
Thanks Maeve
Youre too nice to me
I really wish i could hug you
>>7073480
hello???
>>7073480
nim ily
>>7073465
aloe vera is also good for condoms, wink wink
buy beyond seven aloe vera condoms now!!!
not a shill, still selling ember nudes for 10k
The more time I spend away from 4chan, the happier I feel. Yet I always land up coming back.
Does anyone else feel like this?
>>7073480
It's okay, being a literally who isn't so bad.
>>7073452
Yeah, but I altered the op to agree with me :^)
>>7073452
:)
Did you do your shopping thing? How did it go?
>>7073494
I gotta make a living somehow. Someone make a post about laptops quick, so I can shill for ASUS laptops
>>7073488
Necking solpadeine instead of magic skittles won't turn you into a pretty girl, y'know.
>>7073500
Welcome back.
:3
>>7073500
Ohayooo!!!
>>7073507
I need a new laptop, shill at me!
>>7073500
I feel shitty regardless, at least /mtfg/ is a distraction from the rest of my life
>>7073507
gib a decent priced asus laptop pls
>>7073509
Maeve internet defense force your retarded rat are you seriously this stupid I mean come on
I want to SNUG snick snick!
>>7073509
It is not the sword who masters the swordweilder, but the swordweilder who must master the sword
>>7073210
ok lets test this theory
https://unsee.
cc/zobumesa/
>>7073500
>Does anyone else feel like this?
Yeah.
When I'm not on 4chan, I'm usually doing something productive. Here is where I come to do nothing, and it ends up making me feel depressed, especially now that I'm getting older.
>>7073509
I want you too sit on and pee on my face
>>7073528
Hush little hamster, it'll be okay
>>7073511
Why thank you
>>7073514
Genki desuka
>>7073517
/mtfg/ makes me feel insane, and the rest of 4chan fills me with hate
>>7073521
I'm too uggo to snug
>>7073528
you are such a piece of shit, you don't deserve to be loved, oh my god just kill yourself
>>7073524
wtf i love mercury now
>>7073527
Yeah iktf very well. Getting older terrifies me
>>7073532
don't be mean to snick snick
>>7073533
Stop being mean to Meave
Please
>>7073524
God damnit Merc. I remember you're beautiful but I always get blown away when I see your pics.
Jeez. I'm moving to Cali just to have some tacos with u.
>>7073539
the truth hurts
gelgel x snick snick 4ever
>>7073536
Shit, you got me. Just make it quick ;_;
>>7073524
source on this cutie
>>7073549
aahhhh
>>7073548
I'll force you to be cute one of these days
me x you 4ever
>>7073556
what are your measurements?
I want to buy you this http://www.barenecessities.com/dreamgirl-mesh-halter-babydoll-set-10152_product.htm?pf_id=Dreamgirl10152
>>7073555
Maybe try one of those thrift shops? You can be all ironic about it and no one you know will be there.
>>7073524
Wow you're really pretty :0
All I want is an active outdoorsy boyfriend to go biking with, play coop video games, and murder me when he finds my penis.
>>7073556
please do ;~;
>>7073564
Same desu
>>7073567
I'll do my best!
>>7073561
I'd never wear something as lewd as that!
>>7073571
hi im nim
>>7073573
hi hi! I'm eva
>>7073571
what about this?
https://www.amazon.com/Rozene-fishnet-bodystocking-Bodysuit-Lingerie/dp/B017HFQS3S/ref=sr_1_15?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1476754952&sr=1-15&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=lingerie
>>7073564
>mfw I had an online friend who played coop games like Divinity: OS and Victor Vran with me, but then I got deleted one day and I still don't know why
>>7073566
the left side
>>7073510
I take the skittles too, they do nothing.
>>7073524
That's not you lol. I'd say you are just as cute as her but you'd just call me a stalker creep regardless so I won't bother.
>>7073555
We talk about SpaceX tomorrow I promise. I supported Musk until the MCT, I think that whole thing is straight up delusional. They're giving presentations on landing a 100 man spaceship on Mars, what are they smoking?
>>7073581
wtf who made this
I love it
>>7073586
I-I did
>>7073581
>>7073586
snug snugs!
>>7073579
I like stuff like this senpai, not that cheap street walker garbage
>>7073566
>Lies hurt more
I don't like to lie because people always find the truth more believable when you have the reputation of being honest.