For Neptune edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• pleb is entirely correct about how she looks
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
cheto
i want to hug a frog
>>7073599
>• pleb is entirely correct about how she looks
this is why the so many people hate you
hugg elann
>>7073605
>hi charizard im nim
hi nim, I'm charizard
nth for shitposting the sadness away
>>7073608
Don't lie to me.
>>7073599
>For Neptune edition
woahwoahwoah
nepnep is mine
>tfw a sellers stealth is actually really useful
Damn. I wish it was earlier. I could have really used that today.
>>7073610
I put it in there, and yeah I can see why a lot of ppl hate me.
Not like that's a false statement whatsoever.
>tfw ur ex wants to dicc u and ur horny af, but he's trouble.
Ma vie est la Dukkha
>>7073621
>tfw not snick snick's
>Shakira is so autistic that she sat with this thread ready for 8 hours
Almsot called you a he because you're also one of the most self indulged assholes ot ever grace mtfg. But I didnt want to stoop to your level.
someone plz drink with me im a good boy
post your trip ships
>>7073630
Eva is also mine
>>7073630
how about this?
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/us_en/ismerelda-thong-black
>>7073632
real dysmorphic today, had to sleep awhile to keep safe
>>7073599
Link to the previous threads you fucking nigger.
>>7073633
Nice, I got tons of weed but no alcohol rn, with those babies we could throw a real nice party.
>>7073636
Maeve x Garbage Can
>>7073636
maeve and nim
snick snick and gel gel
kayla and edie
>>7073631
wtf? I just made this thread right now. Can you not read the time on it?
>>7073610
Didn't pleb put that there 3 threads ago and it's just been copy pasted?
>>7073637
>>7073636
Kiwi x Pookie
Juniper x Shakira
Isla x Maeve
Nim x Elanna
Edie x Faye
who do you ship 'Lauren' with
>>7073636
red x HIV death
>>7073609
I can't post lewder here, but a baby doll with center and side ties, nipple less, and crotch less. It was from a lingerie shop that had an only slightly better reputation than Frederick's of Hollywood.
I love the way a nice semi loose fitting silk camisole and tap pants will hug the body and give a seductive hint of what is beneath without giving all away.
>>7073607
Can't imagine myself wearing something like this. Not the way I live now, at least.
>>7073645
>weed
Real men do opiates
>>7073647
nice nice
>>7073655
nim probably
>>7073660
i don't like opiates
>>7073636
>>7073652
yeeeeah
I'm pretty gangsta g
and nepnep and eva are my arm candy
>>7073610
Dude I just copy-pasted it, I didn't know that was there, I'm sorry pleb.
>>7073660
Hey would if I could, but no one can be assed to smuggle it in here, and nothing grows in scandinavia.
>>7073665
Don't be sorry, that shit is hella accurate.
>>7073663
I like them too much for my own good, which is exactly why I avoid them like the plague. Just thinking about it... Makes me feel dead.
>>7073664
s-s-snick snick's aaahhh!
>>7073657
that sounds way to lewd for me
>it's 3am on a Tuesday morning and you're talking to a bunch of degenerate sex turncoats while wrapped in a duvet like a depressed hot dog
I want to get off the ride
>>7073677
...I-I don't have anymore gangster gifs
Can't work on perfumes properly here. Opened a vial of decanal yesterday and I still can smell it in the air. Not enough ventilation. This is annoying.
who is your nimship
>>7073689
teach me about perfumes senpai,I want to smell like flowers 24/7
>nipple tingles...
>>7073659
I used to wear stuff like that. The tap pants would hide my gaff. They really work best on a slim thin body. Post SRS the tap pants could be worn slightly loose, and provide peaks at the pubes or more.
>>7073677
It's part of what I did for a lover...
>>7073686
Sounds comfy.
>tfw no snug
>>7073696
What kind of flowers, though... Opulent Damas rose? Luscious tuberose? Powdery orris? Or tangy tagetes?
>>7073695
nim x nom
>>7073695
nim x emi
>>7073707
senpai...
>>7073706
I wanna snug nep and snicks at the same time!
>>7073653
Why Nim x Elanna?
>>7073712
Shakira has known her for a lot longer than you.
>>7073712
should't you be in charge then? you can carry atleast one of us at a time right???
>>7073712
I mean I
But whatever you live way closer so say hello for me.
>>7073703
Physically comfy.
Not comfy in my soul though.
nim close
>>7073712
b-b-but ;-;
>>7073720
I-I'm suppose to be in charge tho
>>7073717
Have you not seen them flirting?
>>7073702
I have no reason to wear anything sexy... I'm trying hard not to fall into wearing only aggressive, masculine-leaning clothes. Last costly purchases were a red perfecto and matching motorcycle boots... I have no lingerie at all.
>>7073726
Gah I have too many parings ;-;
I'm just one girl how do I handle all this
>>7073733
nim ily
>>7073727
When?
>>7073731
>tfw hugging Neptune would snuff you out immediately
>all these suitors competing for nep
what chance do I have?
tfw no suitors competing for you
>>7073727
they're both straight
>>7073741
nepnep
>>7073636
Am I just incompatible with others?
>>7073741
Well considering Snicker is super duper cute, you'll win just fine.
>>7073744
Doesn't mean they don't flirt.
>>7073743
tfw nim ignores your advances
elann
nepnep
gelgel
charchar
snick snick
plebbu
nimmu
we need one for every trip
why would anyone ship me with anyone
>>7073741
You give off the cutest vibes to me.
I just lurk though.
i ship me & u
>>7073707
like who makes good perfume? I like quality over quantity
>>7073766
we will double team them!
>>7073763
your ours nepnep!
>>7073751
how u doin ;)
>>7073728
None at all? Nothing to stoke a lover's fire as it's revealed when the outer layers fall off? I'll admit I don't have much yet. I need more. Thinking about it, what was bought for me last fall may not fit anymore. I've gained in the hip and bust.
I want a maxi length dress with the bead patterns in this one. I'd wear it with a complimentary bolero jacket.
>>7073771
I-I'll try
>>7073750
I haven't seem them flirt though
me and nim are getting married in the pillow fort
>>7073737
Only Appleton rum, my brotger had a pharma collegue from Jamaica. He's the one that taught me about the joys of spiced rum. Lol.
L
>>7073768
I don't buy perfume much these days since I make mine. I'm really fond of Guerlain classics, especially Mitsouko and Jicky. And Serge Lutens just keeps creating incredibly subtle perfumes.
nim is for______?
>>7073785
>they're are plenty of others out there
My heart! :c
I only want nepnep
>>7073789
Nim is for lewding!
>>7073789
bullying
>>7073783
Oh, no one replied to you about kraken.
I had a bottle of it last year. It was a mediocre spiced rum for a good price basically. I'll probably be picking it up again soon but mostly for mixing.
>>7073789
Pure love
>>7073789
cunt punting
What is the difference between gelato and ice cream?
>>7073791
>I only want nepnep
;_;
>>7073777
No such thing as a lover here, so... Yeah, just too lonely for lingerie, really.
"thanks man"
>>7073788
so guerlain is a good choice? I'll look into some floral stuff by them then
>>7073804
nim is overhyped trash
she is a moron
nim is ugly
>>7073805
aaaaand Eva
>>7073811
delete this post i love nimmu
>>7073816
there ya go!
The more I think about it, the more likely it seems that I have legit autism. It would explain my whole life up until now
>>7073808
Hello Elanna
>>7073811
im gonna cry anon pls
im nims wife now
>>7073822
do you want me to beat them up
>>7073808
*gives a sturdy but loving pet*
>>7073775
Hey what happened to your no fap finale?
>>7073821
Maybe you have something with similar symptoms like Schizoid Personality Disorder.
>>7073826
yes pls ;-;
>>7073829
tomorrow
>>7073819
nim is unseemly preposterous self-absorbed conceited bitch, what's funny is that everyone pretend to love her when in reality they're making fun of her behind her back/
>>7073827
Make the strangers stop clocking me pls
>>7073821
Hi Jin what's up?
>>7073836
*punches u*
>>7073816
>>7073785
I'm going to bed, goodnight nep nep, snick snick!
>>7073836
Anti-nim anon is a liar and alone.
>>7073830
Maybe, I've thought about this too, although I don't really know much about it.
>>7073838
Not much. I saw friends on the weekend but right now I'm just lying in bed.
How about you?
>>7073844
Anti-niminism
>>7073840
not only is she stuck-up but also an overblown selfish idiot and an utter embarrassment
>>7073806
maybe some day.
lol I cut up one of these to make it better on the dance floor.
>>7073836
This isn't nim at all, you don't know her in the slightest.
>>7073852
*kicks u*
>>7073851
>Maybe, I've thought about this too, although I don't really know much about it.
The tl;dr is that it's like autism, but instead of not understanding social relationships and being unable to empathise with people, it's just that you don't really have any interest in making friends or having close relationships.
But many people sometimes get misdiagnosed because they share a lot of features, like apathy towards sex, not liking to be touched, coldness towards other people, etc.
The archetypal hermit is a schizoid.
>>7073860
nim.is.an.uggo
>>7073867
*body slams*
>>7073855
I hope so.
I want to have a baby soo bad. I promise to love them and be the best mother possible so please give me a real womb
>>7073869
nim is a schizoid apathetic jerk that shows nothing but coldness towards others
>>7073838
i cant just learn to love yourself pls
>>7073864
Well that's actually pretty interesting. I was always able to make friends in school when I wanted to, but I often chose not to. After high school ended last year I pretty much blocked/ignored 4 people I was friends with.
Would say that it's likely I have this?
>>7073876
Sorry can't do that. But here's broader shoulders and more body hair
im crying omg
>>7073889
>I can't
you are one cold-hearted bitch
>>7073886
>being this jelly of nim
cute
>>7073897
DONT LISTEN TO THE MEAN ANON
EVERYONE HUG NIM AND LOVE HER
>>7073891
>Would say that it's likely I have this?
Maybe. It's worth reading about if you feel as if "there's something wrong" with you and it's bothering you.
It's a common disorder for people who feel they might have autism, but don't actually have any real problems being social with other people and understanding them.
>>7073889
Hugboxing must end
>>7073851
I'm just about to start biking home from work
I'm exhausted ;~;
>>7073886
kills u
>>7073893
Shoo, go away. I don't even believe in you. Where's the nice goddess.
>>7073909
ill put you in a box and hug you
>>7073876
mommy
>>7073914
I can't do it either but here's some bigger feet and narrower hips
nim is the new grace
>>7073920
sorry I don't take care of garbage
maeve is my hamfu
Flights and hotel (with full breakfast buffet package) booked and ready.
I'm coming to save you smiles.
its been awhile since i been here and theres more trips, this place gets shitter every time.
>>7073919
That doesn't help me
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7073897
*HUGS*
>>7073870
Never say never. There were times when I thought I'd never find love, and then it slapped me silly again.
>I was evil to any dress I found on the second hand store racks. Very few survived unmodified.
>>7073940
ill put everyone that misgenders you in a box and gas them
>>7073938
It's less shit during Euro hours
>>7073943
i don't want you to be sad mommy
>>7073946
Oh wow
>>7073946
now this is the nim I love
nim you are my goddess
>>7073932
Save me please.
>>7073955
Where are you my child
>>7073946
>Not raping them first
Smh
>>7073907
Alright thanks I'll read up on it
>>7073909
Aww sorry Elanna, ride safely
what's the secret to passing?
>>7073966
That's my secret, Cap
I'm always passing
>>7073966
There is none
We're stuck in the hon dimension
>>7073966
be a girl
Came out to my mom tonight. I sent her a message as she went to bed so now I get to wait until tomorrow to find my fate. Kms
send snugs
>>7073966
I pass as male. All I do is just bee myself
>>7073948
You're right, I shouldn't get that meanie make me sad when I have the most perfectest daughter.
>>7073980
oh. i pass as a hon ;-;
>>7073979
*Sung's you*
>>7073966
Softening your features and getting rid of the "tranny voice".
Having small, cute, feminine hands and feet.
>>7073978
what if you cut your arms off?
I love trolling Reddit
FUCK OFF ANGIE
>>7073998
IT'S LEE FOR FUCKS SAKE
How does one post in this kind of thread?
>>7073997
but then you wouldn't have to worry about big shoulders AND you could get robotic arms!
>>7074010
Witha a trip
>>7074010
you just did it!
>>7073957
Alone
>>7074019
Where geographically
>>7074012
>>7074013
Oh shit
I want to eat pizza but
Like
I really don't at the same time
>>7074017
Post hands and feet.
Nim wanted you to do it earlier.
>>7074023
o whoops i didnt see it, umm 1 sec.
>>7074020
United States
>>7074023
NO I DIDNT OMG
>>7073946
Ilu nim
>>7074036
i think she's dead ;_;
>>7074022
*gives pizza to the bebbi*
>>7074036
nim
>>7074033
You have no chill.
Kiwi x Pookie
Juniper x Shakira
Isla x Maeve
Nim x Elanna
Edie x Faye
THIS SHIPS ARE HOLY AND CANNOT BE CHANGED
>>7074036
Parker !URPrincess
>>7074042
i have pizza but idk if i wanna eat it :c
>>7074022
Just do it
Inhale a whole pizza. Literally inhale. Go full Kirby on that pizza.
>>7074048
have a little nibble and see if you still wanna eat it
Life is a spook
>>7074036
potsy or whatever... jk
>>7074047
>dating black people
>>7073966
not passing.
>>7074041
Lee
Did anyone else's Myers-Briggs change after HRT? I think not hating myself made me a lot more extroverted.
>>7074067
>it feels bad to eat
Oh maybe don't literally inhale a whole pizza then
>>7074023
here.
>>7074062
well, i should be passing champ then ;-;
>>7074069
myers briggs is a retarded meme for retards
>tfw your best friend texts you
P nice
>>7074036
yume and the other Portland mtfg person I can't think of
>>7074082
like idk what to do
am hungies but
no mummies to have yummies w/
>>7074029
Which one
>>7074086
pleb i didnt want this why
>>7074069
INTP -> ISFP/ESFP
didn't know nim is a footfag...
>>7074067
It's either you and Maeve or you and Nim and Isla x Nim isn't my prime ship
>>7074093
Yeah I know that feel all too well
>>7074095
idk. someone asked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I feel very sad and ugly
I am a big ugly eyesore
ugly ugly ugly
>>7074090
well im retarded enough to want to be a girl so check that one off
>>7074094
Midwest
>>7074069
I'm a god tier intj. I haven't taken hormones though so idk if it would change
>>7074113
>tfw sometimes I feel like I'm literally the ugliest person on the planet
>>7074113
same desu
>when people think you're cis
>>7074069
intj to like
entp
???
one cancer 2 another
>>7074126
>i just wanna see your tummy
>i just wanna see your tits
>>7073943
Why??
Because fuck your happiness that's why!
\>:(
>>7074116
>Midwest
Illinois?
>>7074135
Close
>>7074119
They are your type
>>7074138
ohio?
>>7074138
Michigan?
>>7074139
not really no
there are only
like
3 people here who fit my type
lol
>>7074092
Gem?
I want to kill yume and finally set gem free
You don't need to read my story so here is the core question:
Should a professors (openly queer) assistant be allowed to touch students?
What about students not enrolled in the class - I'm being mentored like I take a class that is being supervised by this dude who keeps fucking touching me.
6 times. I have never been in that situation. I didn't like it. I don't know how to recognize sexual harassment.
So is this normal? Like to get touched? I can't tell if I'm making a big deal. :/ I've worked places where touching was okay, this didn't seem one of them.
>>7074123
>i like boys though
>girls are supposed to like boys
but i like girls
does that make me a boy
>>7074163
>>7074125
Why don't you internet love me pleb?
>>7074162
report them desu
>>7074153
Yeah it was gem
>>7074162
I've never seen a TA touch somebody, that's weird regardless of anything else
>>7074163
no it makes you a homo
>>7074163
Wait am I a boy then too? Oh...
does anyone here need a practice bf
>>7074183
Excuse you
Girl love is the most pure love
>>7073746
>>7073636
charlottexgrace
>>7074183
IM NOT IMPURE DONT EVER CALL ME THAT
>>7074185
NO NO NO
IT'S ALL WRONG
>>7074162
What kind of touching? If its like hand on shoulder then they're probably just overly friendly (like most queers desu) If you report them they should get a stern talking to even if they just bumped into someone once so go ahead if they make you uncomfortable
>>7074162
I think next time he does it just tell him please don't touch me it makes me uncomfortable. Or tell the professor they are making you uncomfortable.
>>7074162
Is TA non white? It could be it's a cultural thing?
Fucking latinos are all touchy feely all the time.
>>7074162
That sounds wrong. In what way were they touching you? It definitely sounds not okay unless there is a reason that they would need to. You may need to report them, I don't know. At least tell them to stop.
>>7074177
Why the fuck is all this fucking shit always happen to me. Everyone here swore up and down (totally different incident not related to tonight) that when I went to the doctor (before I even tripped here... Implying that's a Trans mile stone Hahah) touching my wang (what do...what do I call it lmao) was totally abnormal.
I'm sick of being Trans already and I don't even pass :(
I feel suddenly kinda bad to very attractive dumb girls, they probably get creeped hard.
I'm going to report it. I feel bad too. He seemed like genuine and to be fair I didn't say stop though he didn't present opportunity unless I like interrupted loudly :/ I should have. I even told the chick (she's a cute Tumblr girl cliche so nice so fucking naive) that works with me I would, but then I didn't because.....
.... Idk idk what the feeling is... But it's the one that makes you do dumb shit. Fear maybe.
Sorry if I'm very scattered I smoked myself really genius tonight didn't I :D
>>7074190
no u
>>7074195
Escalating. Started my hand when he was drawing something on my paper. Then upper arm to get my attention, then by the end he literally walked by me and ran his hand over my back just before the end of the class.
>>7074193
That's what I'm thinking. I don't wanna be the bratty white kid who spits in nature's face and says what he did wasn't natural. But I don't think it was. Idk. 2nd chances means risking him doing it to others. Um going to fucking show up next week feeling like the FBI.
>>7074208
PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>>7074208
PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>>7074190
LIKING BOYS IS HELLA GAY BRO
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>7074208
PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>frog changed my nickname to "precious girl"
i feel better now
>>7074213
Those first two things seem okay, that third thing definitely crosses a line.
>>7074220
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>7074213
>then by the end he literally walked by me and ran his hand over my back just before the end of the class.
that'd make me feel mega uncomfortable
>>7074213
>by the end he literally walked by me and ran his hand over my back just before the end of the class.
yup thats a creeper
>>7074220
im gay
>>7074208
Most tragic form tbdesu.
They have to adopt and both will hate it.
>>7074194
Nah some bratty white painting artist queer bag type
. >>7074208
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE
>>7074172
i thought i did?
>>7074229
that's gay
T-minus 14 hours until therapy.
Here's hoping my begging for a letter will pay off.
>>7074233
but bro
>>7074185
The only pure love is one of trust and acceptance, of commitment and forgiveness. Of asking for nothing but giving all.
It has nothing to do with gender. Or penises or no penises.
It can only be pure after it has been dragged through shit and cleansed with blood.sweat and tears.
>>7074238
Do you want to platonically cuddle, b-bro?
>>7074238
hella gay
Im a boy
Im a failure
There is no hope
>>7074236
Get some sleep and best of luck tomorrow.
>>7074238
but miss
>>7074239
only pure love is two qts holding hands and nothing more
>>7074246
ur a girl
>>7074246
Here's your (You).
>>7074246
>Im a boy
Wrong
>Im a failure
Wrong
>There is no hope
Wrong
Stop it.
>>7074232
I miss ur cute nose and face so much.
>>7074246
grace i drew a picture of you
do you like it
>>7074253
No more hugboxing
>>7074249
That could be monkeys holding hands or people at mass.
Should become a vigilante who hacks cell phones to copy all their information (ALL) and plays NSA God with bad people?
>>7074223
where you at senpai
>>7074251
I'm serious Joan.
>>7074250
Why cant my family and coworkers see that?
>>7074253
>Stop it.
No
I'm fucking tired of being misgendered and deadnamed every day
I'm never good enough at anything I do
I don't know if I can stay in my job for much longer.
>>7074257
That's not me
>>7074246
when i look at you i see a pretty girl
>>7074267
If you've got the talent and skills you'd be better off just working for the CIA or something.
>>7074258
Please, do I look like I'm hugboxing her? Go get throatfucked by a horse.
>>7074248
that's hella gay
>>7074243
I only do stuff platonically with my roomy
>>7074245
Lauren is a lauren
>>7074279
what's a Lauren
>>7074276
But I did that last night with your mom
The nurse is performing an oral assessment on a 40-year-old Black patient and notices the presence of a 1 cm, nontender, grayish-white lesion on the left buccal mucosa. Which one of these statements is true? This lesion is:
a.
Leukoedema and is common in dark-pigmented persons.
b.
The result of hyperpigmentation and is normal.
c.
Torus palatinus and would normally be found only in smokers.
d.
Indicative of cancer and should be immediately tested.
>>7074258
if they hug box any harder, they will crush it.
>>7074255
? why? i wish i could like never have to see my face again lmao
>>7074271
if your job is causing you this much distress you should look for new ones
new coworkers wouldn't be able to deadname you, right?
>>7074284
alien parasite, burn the building down
>>7074287
iktf, but rib cage...
>>7074284
No idea but I know its D by the wording
>>7074271
I'm sorry, I didn't realize; tone doesn't come across well in text. I meant no harm.
>>7074267
any cyber crime is seems like courts want to rape people
>>7074291
i can get started on my massive fucking ribcage.
>>7074271
>I'm fucking tired of being misgendered and deadnamed every day
That's grounds enough to call it a hostile working environment, and it doesn't help that you work 40+ hours a week with that shit. Don't get stuck putting up with something because you're too tired to change it. Didn't you say you wanted to work somewhere more comfy?
>>7074289
>new coworkers wouldn't be able to deadname you, right?
My legal name is still my boyname
>if your job is causing you this much distress you should look for new ones
I'm really thinking that.
I wanted to keep pushing on to get into management but
idk
I dont know if I can do it
perhaps i should look into camming or the receptionist interview i was offered
>>7074299
have you talked to hr about being deadnamed
>>7074299
don't cam it's all just guys who want you to jerk off and insult them
>>7074279
4u
>>7074309
>implying I'm /pol/
Neutral meme
>>7074308
nim
goodnight
if you say nininoninimmi a limited edition sleeping mininim will asleep on your shoulder
>>7074301
>>7074298
I don't know if they're doing it intentionally, I worked with these people pre-transition so it might just be that they forget sometimes. But then when you hear HE HE HIM HIS HE HIS [BOYNAME] it just fucking makes me cringe
>>7074307
Better than being so stressed out and beaten down by the end of your shift you're considering drugs
>>7074313
lauren ily
What is the best way to hint to my Gf want to be a girl also?
I can't stop crying.
>>7074315
nininoninimmi
nininoninimmi nininoninimmi nininoninimmi nininoninimmi nininoninimmi
>>7074319
R9K is shit
>>7074282
Lauren is a Lauren who is also Lauren
>>7074308
If liking penises is gay am I gay?
>>7074327
r00d/
>>7074315
>nininoninimmi
>>7074317
> only considering drugs
Girl you have still not fallen?
>>7074275
I'm not that impressive - and the CIA does not want anarchist punks. The FBI wants me, and not in the way you're talking about!
(disclaimer: Sarah is not a criminal and the FBI doesn't actually want her, she's just bored and a fiction writer. Don't report her to homeland security - I know you love doing that).
>ayy lmaos are real in my fiction
Anyone for 200 dollars can make a device to brute force a phone. The skill is in removing the target from the phone. Pass codes are a meme. The rest takes between 17 seconds to flash copy the text messages and about 40 go get a root list of everything the apps are stealing: I.e everything lets be real these are surveillance devices through and through.
I mentioned like the evil mastermind I am that l loved my screen and it was scary what they could do. (we were doing a gratitude corny bullshit activity I hate those). I almost mentioned not everything you can do (phrased carefully) is strictly legal (everyone giggles) or ethical (m giggles) but yeah, I get some separation anxiety. This is life after all, you could tear someone apart with this.
Awkward smiles and the 60 year old hon chimes in asking if I rooted my phone I asked what that meant (hahaha I program). Hon claims 40 years programming experience. Hon uses a Motorola. Hahaha Hahahhaha.
But seriously, I set the scene perfectly to be a cliche super hero. Imagine if this was a book? I should write my real life as a boring local town anti creep vigilante and get arrested.
But really this could actually happen. I'm going in with a vendetta. I'm going to scope the tech and pass word maybe skim a number off someone's phone or a website and call him restricted during class and watch the protocol.
>>7074317
isn't that against antidiscrimination laws?
you're in Illinois right?
>>7074299
oh dang you'd be a cute receptionist
>>7074309
Not all sunk costs are sunk cost fallacies though; continuing and making management might be worth sticking around for, depending on the specifics.
I just heard a loud crash which means the train near me either derailed or hit a vehicle
Wondering if I should check it out
>>7074338
freedom of speech desu
>>7074333
I just don't want to lose her and right now everthing about me is mescaline
>mtf friends takes 10mg estrogen and 200mg spiro and her T is higher than what my base was and her E is 5pg/mL higher than my base was.
>She's even have an orchiectomy
>But she's been doing this for 18 months and passes fine
>Her base T was abnormally high, well over 1000
Hormone levels are a meme.
>>7074299
>receptionist interview i was offered
Go for it.
Camming would make you money; you might enjoy it and you might not though.
>>7074327
/b/?
>>7074343
This is true, but I don't think this level of anxiety is worth any management position, much less if you're planning to quit and go somewhere else when you get the position
>>7074344
Take pics and come back
So I found out the Transgender Law Center is really close to my office. lol
>>7074297
44" under bust... :( ;___;
>>7074350
that sucks, when does she start chemo?
>>7074354
Meh
I don't want to go. I'm bed and I could give two shits. Probably a car or two jumped track
>tfw you killed yourself and can shitpost from the grave
This is awesome I can haunt people and then shitpost like two seconds later.
I shouldn't say this but like half of the posters on here are ghosts.
>>7074347
Freedom of speech only applies to speech against the government. Being a piece of shit to a coworker in your privately owned business is a whole other story.
>>7074350
She might be somewhat insensitive to testosterone (genetics or something) so her body tried to compensate by pumping out even more testosterone, some biochemical feedback loops like that exist.
>>7074347
>muh frozen peaches XDDDDDDDDD
>>7074356
short-term anorexia is your friend.
eat lots of carbs, little protein.
also, time will help too. it takes a long time to lose muscle with hormones alone, unless you go full-skeletor. Took me about four years on hormones to be satisfied with my upper-body muscle loss. and that was with a few bouts of disordered eating.
pre hormones i was 40' underbust and now i'm a 34B which is a really nice breast/underbust size for someone my height, even if it is on the bottom end of breast size for a 5'11" 150lb lady
>>7074356
o-oh......
>tfw ribcage isn't huge on paper, but looks massive irl
>>7074347
Freedom of speech doesn't apply to incendiary language or hate speech, especially in a working environment.
yo, does anyone know of someplace i can buy a 100% wool coat for ~$300? Everything I find is like some bullshit 50% wool/50% synthetic blend.
natural fibers or nothing
>>7074359
Right?? You would think there's some other source of T if levels are still that high, like an androgen-producing tumor. The doctors talk like it's cortisol and other hormones messing with her. She says most drugs she's taken don't seem to affect her as much. I made the suggestion she switch to injections or something.
>>7074364
Being hooked up to the Internet when I die to shitpost endlessly seems like a reasonable afterlife to me. I just hope the browser isn't shit. I would probably constantly lurk 4chan and watch Youtube until my brain finishes rotting in its jar.
>>7074334
Nope
>>7074338
If they were doing it to discriminate against me it would be
>>7074339
W-well I was just in the shower and realize I have no business/professional clothes.
I'll need to figure out what I can use for the interview to not look totally sloppy..
>>7074352
>Camming would make you money; you might enjoy it and you might not though.
Yeah, there's some serious things to consider with that.
>tfw sudden realisation that you've accidentally almost cut meat out of your diet
>>7074390
: )
Oh, I just noticed how part time the receptionist position is
"The schedule for the open position is as follows: Every Friday (4pm – 8pm), Saturday (2pm – 8pm) and Sunday (4pm – 8pm). "
That's only 14 hours, I'd need to make a lot or else it's probably not worth making the jump.
>>7074390
We all know you love your meat.
>>7074383
>business attire
Your mom was super-supportive, right? Maybe she could help you find something.
>>7074374
>150
L O L
what are u doing senpai
full wool for less that $300 is tough though, i have to check
>>7074399
what about $500-600?
Idk, my boobs and butt got bigger and my hips swing more when i walk now. I actually feel a lot sexier
>>7074395
I dont see a company hiring a secretary named Chunk anyway.
>>7074398
I could probably run to Ross in time too and see what I can find.
>>7074402
My name ain't chunk, it's Grace.
>>7074395
How much money do you have saved up? Can you afford to go a few weeks with no pay while you figure something out?
Odds are, if you get accepted for one receptionist job, the acceptance itself will make it easier to get others.
>>7074390
It's weird seeing people use non-american spellings.
I mean it makes sense ofc but it's still odd because I don't see it often outside of here.
People always tell me I spell things wrong for using the british/other english spellings of things
>>7074367
Your obviously not a American, freedom of speech is absolute in almost every circumstance save a few such as yelling fire in a crowed location
>>7074378
>incendiary language or hate speech
irrelevant in america, I you want to go on the side of the street yelling out racial slurs in the US you can, it's a protected right.
>>7074401
>Idk, my boobs and butt got bigger and my hips swing more when i walk now. I actually feel a lot sexier
hot
idk where it goes when i gain weight but my chest is still flat as a board
for ~600 thats more options, hold on
>>7074404
If you say so Chunk!
>>7074394
D-don't think I'm going veggie. Beans are just so cheap and I'm poor. ;_;
>>7074396
I haven't had that kind of meat in months ;~;
>>7074239
Exactly! That's why the penis doesn't matter. I'm not gay... and even if I were, it wouldn't matter
>>7074408
you just have small boobies, it's okay
lol i just found out that LL Bean coats are 100% wool. Maybe i should just go full Bay Area White Mom
>>7074374
>tfw 6'1 and 38" underbust despite being 140lb skeleton
kill me senpai I hate having a big round ribcage
>>7074413
but i want to have tits though
buy me some boobs bb
https://www.nordstromrack.com/shop/Women/Clothing/Coats%20%26%20Jackets/Wool
i didn't check all of those, some of them might work
looking like a white mom is gross, dont do it
>>7074411
>months
Someone supply Elanna with cock STAT!
werner fuckin' herzog
>>7074395
even if the hours dont work for you, you should still go to the interview because it's a good networking opportuntiy. plus you can ask if there will be opportunity to work more and more hours as you gain more experience there.
also if you get the job can you please post pics in of u in ur pantyhose pls
>tfw didnt use it and now im losing it
Oops, that would make the camming idea hard.
>>7074405
Eh, I'd be jumping around jobs too much then.
>1 month at grocery store
>few months at fast food place
>however long at receptionist
Does anyone else here just really love gay porn? It's been two years since my SRS, and no regrets. I consider myself bisexual.
But holy shit I just love watching two young boys fuck and suck eachother, rub their cocks, etc. No trannies, no traps, just boys.
>>7074416
http://www.helmutlang.com/belted-overcoat/883389549441,default,pd.html?start=9&cgid=womens-outerwear
should i splurge???
>looking like a white mom is gross, don't do it
too late. i already just wear Levis, sweaters, hiking boots, and a green jacket everyday
>>7074422
not really
i usually insert myself somewhere in the action, and gay porn doesn't really leave me any options
>>7074426
>caring about freedom must be /pol/
kekked
>>7074425
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/shop?query=wool%20coat
that could work too
i'm v hype over some pokemon stuff rn, so i cant really focus
i know a store for wool but i can't think of it rn...
let me comb through my bookmarks
do u like the helmutlang that much? i mean if you do, then splurge sure, but that doesn't look like it will go with the rest of your suburban white mother wardrobe
lol
>>7074426
>remember that layers are really professional looking.
I will!
>I'm saying maybe pick up two at once to fill the hours.
Ehhh.
Pushing through hell to get "manager" on my resume seems a bit more appealing than kind of stagnating working small jobs
>>7074428
I watch straight porn to self insert, or more often close my eyes and use a toy. When I just want to watch something sexy, get horny, and edge I put on gay porn.
Dermaneedling brought the acne scars on my face from male puberty from "I want to throw up when I look at myself" to "huh, my skin texture there and there looks funny". It was like those expensive co2 laser scar techniques but the recovery time from a session is like a day instead of a week plus and a session costs 1/10th of it.
But I did my face before the area on my chest. Now I have boobs and get to explain the gyno when she makes my pores on my chest bleed to do the same there.
>>7074407
well I guess you could but hopefully some antifa would come along and stomp some sense into your head
what about this, its a blend yeah but its not a terrible blend
http://store.americanapparel.net/en/wool-audrey-coat_rsawn3374?c=Black
>>7074432
i like the idea of helmut lang but could never pull any of it off.
i mean, you've seen what i look like. i look like white working mother who drinks too much wine after work.
>>7074148
Mmmmmm my boyfriend lives on the other side of the country rip. I'll come for you when I can child
>>7074438
I'm just using it as a extreme example, violence against others is never justified, those who need to use it to silence others just proves they have no viable argument against the people they attack.
Hey, guy here dating a trans girl. Can anybody give me an idea of their dream date, what they would want their bf to do, ect?
She's my first and I'm obsessively in love with her, but I'm inexperienced and a little autistic... Nothing really comes naturally to me, so I'm not all that great at kissing or touching, though I'm improving. I'm taking her out on dates and we have a good time, but I want her to be more happy.
What birthday gifts are good? What would you want your bf to do for dates/when alone together? Are there any specific actions I should try or take? She likes headpats and cuddles, but I'm not so sure about tickling and all that-- she makes me feel extremely natural, but I'm still stiff a lot of the time. What do?
>>7074449
https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/736925/APC_Atelier_de_Production_et_de_Creation/wool-coat
you probably could wear it just fine, just not with what you usually wear lol
i was teasing you btw
>>7074148
That's actually not too far from me lol
>>7074457
hugg her
>>7074449
okay get this one,
https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/722999/JCrew/regent-wool-coat
that will look qt on you, and its simple but not basic so you can wear it w/ w/e u want
>>7074453
what does cuck even mean? go move to north korea then
>>7074461
I do that all the time.. I am getting better with hugs. I guess I wasn't all that "tight" when hugging at first, but I've gotten much more comfortable with pulling/holding someone close.
>>7074457
how would we know what she likes? maybe you should ask her?
>>7074451
>violence against others is never justified
hmm very liberal of you senpai
>actually bothering to dress like a cis girl
this shit's too much effort
>>7074457
If you're not sure what someone wants, ask. Everyone's a little different.
This is true for sex too
>>7074458
https://www.nordstromrack.com/shop/product/1744406/oscar-de-la-renta-button-front-camel-hair-blend-coat?color=BEIGE-BLAC
this is gorgeous but it looks like something my mom or one of the older women at my job would wear
honestly, i'm just gonna end of buying this. keeps me warm from my walk from the parking garage around the block to my office and i can wear it hiking on the weekend.
http://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/56772?productId=1030949&attrValue_0=Navy&pla1=0&mr:trackingCode=B7FB9902-BFE7-E511-80ED-00505694403D&mr:referralID=NA&mr:device=c&mr:adType=plaonline&qs=3091364_google&cvosrc=cse.google.0HTM821200&cvo_crid=57704167880&lsft=qs:3091364_google,product:0HTM821200,cvosrc:cse.google.0HTM821200,cvo_crid:57704167880&gclid=COGG_cXH488CFQ8IfwodrsECTg&gclsrc=ds
ugh my therapy appointment got rescheduled to the 31st
what am i even supposed to say to get actual effective medication?
they know i barely leave the house because of anxiety, but they still only prescribed garbage fluoxetine.
FRUSTRATION.
>>7074463
>https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/722999/JCrew/regent-wool-coat
this is really nice and my style but i could never pull off that collar with my shoulders :(
>>7074470
taxation is theft desu
>>7074469
I have.. after a lot of probing, I found quite a few things but I've like to know what good generic date ideas are. I'm even clueless when it comes to how much time I should be spending with her. I figured this board will have better advice because... she used to lurk here and she's neet. With another girl, I'd probably think of hiking, going to beach, ect but she isn't into any of that. I'm pretty active(even though I haven't been keep training for a couple months), so I enjoy outdoorsy things while she doesn't.
>>7074477
>hatin' on the bean
their boots are super cute and functional in Bay weather. seriously, bean boots and patagonia is like the fall uniform out here.
>>7074484
right tho? it's 100% wool too. i think i'm gonna pull the trigger
>>7074473
So I'll just ask her when it comes sex? Do I ask while it's happening? The last time we got really close to doing lewds, I really fucked it up in multiple ways. The relationship was moving away too fast, so I was nervous and stiff to death. And like, I'm not a chaser so seeing other penis made me uncomfortable, even if its hers. My head kind of went blank and I just spent it very cold and dissociated. It was awkward; I spilled all the spaghetti.
>>7074479
ancaps and american """"libertarians"""" are super gross desu
>>7074457
>What birthday gifts are good?
Something special that could have only came from you, or an experience.
>What would you want your bf to do for dates/when alone together?
Coffee, dinner, movies, walks, hiking, drives, cuddle and watch things together, really depends on what hobbies you have in common
>Are there any specific actions I should try or take?
uh
>but I'm not so sure about tickling and all that
Just try it and see what happens. She might enjoy it. She might kick you. She might not even be ticklish.
>>7074485
see this one>>7074484
i am teasing
if i really thought it was gross i would just laugh at u desu lol
I dont really like wearing all the same stuff other people are wearing though, but thats just me idk
>>7074487
kool, get a matching pair, i want mine in navy blue
(im kidding)
Is there an ll bean store? or ur going to buy it online-?
>>7074489
muh nap
>>7074484
holy shit i forgot how stupidly expensive theory is for what it is.
honestly, i just get all my silks from grana and i have two from equipment for when i need to look nicer. wools/cashmere from everlane. cotton from grana/jcrew. suiting from BR/jcrew. i'm v basic white girl.
>>7074463
>Oh hey, that looks nice.
>$415
Why is fashion so expensive? :c
>>7074492
i'm just gonna buy it online. LL Bean is like known for mail order like lands end.
btw are frye boots good? like is it worth the $$$? my coworker said thats where i should buy boots
>>7074481
I enjoy being hugged for hours while watching a movie.
I can't give more advice because I'm really boring.
When will they develop a cure for transgenderism?
>>7074498
high quality natural fibers that will last you years for $415 is a pretty fair deal tho. better than buying like a $100 poop jacket every year
>>7074504
>I enjoy being hugged for hours while watching a movie.
that sounds like heaven desu
>>7074505
when they deliver hormones in the fetal stage to stop it from happening in the first place
>>7074497
>holy shit i forgot how stupidly expensive theory is for what it is.
? idu
> i'm v basic white girl.
disappointed in u senpai
no, but function > style most of the time; so yah its not as if I dont dress pretty plain jane myself usually
>>7074498
find a similar item or a knock-off at F21 or H&M or Zara or Targèt
that particular one costs that much bc its all wool
>>7074501
um idk, they're probably a little over priced and over hyped bc >branding , but they're not bad i dont think, i have no personal experience.
Hello girls I am from /pol/ and desu i dont agree with your lifestyle
Alright, I'm gonna try to take my chest measurements then go to bed. Just gotta find my tape measure.
>>7074508
Can't they unfuck my brain up?
>>7074515
Why did you call us girls?
It says here that you're transgendered. Is that correct?
I dont know if you'll be very welcome here among some of our employees.
>>7074515
>>7074519
Too bad HR, that's against the law here.
>>7074518
pretty doubtful about that, I think it's a one way switch
>>7074519
Hi Angie
>>7074526
>gts that dont work are the best kind of gt desu
Not if you need it to work to make money or if you're agp
>>7074519
lol good thing i work in Oakland, most liberal city in america
>>7074532
desu im a chaser and i much much prefer girls putting things in their butt
watching girls play with their gt doesnt do anything for me
If you're feeling down jsut watch this video and everything will be ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-dMSstLDqM
Hey, so my bust is 33" and my underbust is 31". Can someone help me determine my bra size?
>ywn wear this
>>7074532
camming is gross and so is being agp
>>7074516
Maeve, don't be scared, this man is a coward.
>>7074505
So long as two things exist, those who are one thing will want to be the other thing.
But if you mean making everyone either totally asexual drones or stacked hermaphrodites, maybe and no.
>>7074543
you boobs would literally have no chance of fitting in there.
i mean, you could try? not like you can't afford it
>>7074543
>implying dresses are hard
>>7074541
Send help.
>>7074506
True, but I'm too poor to go around buying $400+ articles of clothing.
>>7074509
>find a similar item or a knock-off at F21 or H&M or Zara or Targèt
Yeah, I guess I'll have to.
>>7074538
Note taken, I guess it would be a shame to not focus on my huge butt.
>>7074564
>all of you should buy something pretty RIGHT NOW
wow
how 1% of u
not everyone has money they can just blow like that ya know
help me i have a headache and it hurts a lot :(
>>7074541
I'm pretty sure that would be a 31 B. Whether that will actually be what is comfortable I don't know.
>>7074564
I only own 3 pairs from. 10th grade. All gray, black, and brown plaid. I'm a house elf.
Someone give me clothing!
>>7074564
>all of you should buy something pretty RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAA PRESSURE
>>7074560
please use my face as a stool
>>7074566
>1%
>implying
i mean, everyone can afford to just buy something simple that they like. like, even if its just H&M or Zara. why not?
>>7074532
>YWN have a gf who will come up to you and playfully wag her dick in your face in search of a casual bj
Kill me.
>>7074567
*rubb anon's brain*
>>7074564
I would but I'm ugly.
>>7074574
>o.o
?
>>7074573
What if I fart tho
>>7074578
>bjs from boys
Ew.
>>7074564
Can I do it in the morning? I want sleep
>>7074572
TREAT. YO. SELF.
>>7074557
>i refuse to believe thats a penis
It's a cis girl wearing a strap-on.
The image is from her tumblr blog, but I can't remember the name of the blog.
>>7074585
B-BUT I SHOULD BUDGET MY PURCHASES INSTEAD OF JUST IMPULSE SPENDING
>>7074582
>What if I fart tho
dont care desu
>>7074579
ily
>>7074589
i agree with this statement.
>>7074584
sure, but remember to do it! i'm serious! you'll feel a little better about yourself
>>7074582
>?
I didn't know you had a big butt before.
Also, please help me. Am I a 32A or a 30B if I have a 31" underbust and 33" bust?
>tonight off
>work calls in and i have to go at midnight
just why
>>7074564
I'd rather buy someone pretty something desu
>>7074581
Are you really a /pol/ack?
>>7074603
>I'd rather buy someone pretty something desu
ok hmu
>>7074604
yeah why
>>7074605
Yes, Maeve very cute.
>>7074597
Ok!
I'll get some nice winter socks.
>>7074599
>I didn't know you had a big butt before.
Cause I haven't shown you.
>Am I a 32A or a 30B if I have a 31" underbust and 33" bust?
You could be either.
While in numbers you are a B it depends on how your breasts have formed and stuff.
I can fit in a B cup but my breasts definitely have room to grow in it.
>>7074603
>I'd rather buy someone pretty something desu
>tfw no sugar momma
>>7074593
Oh okay. Degenerate.
>>7074594
i left my home at 18 and cut myself off from my parents for 4 years, i (sort of?) know what it's like to be poor.
>>7074592
>>7074616
okok
that
>sort of
is everything though, neither of us know what real poverty is like, lets b honest
I just cut my own hair with some scissors in my house because I wanted to save 40 bucks (¥4000) the other day.
Anyone else have done this?
>>7074599
>31" underbust
;-; yr so little
just kill me now senpai
I'll never be a cute girl
>>7074619
Ouch
>>7074607
Reeinacting an Inter racial version of pretty woman is my fetish
>>7074603
we have v similar personalities i feel like. i too like to be the one in power buying things for pretty lady.
im trying to look nicer though because people at this job actually respect me and it's rather nice.
>>7074609
idk you don't come off like that. Are you a leaf?
>>7074624
pls dont steal my woman from me :(
>>7074627
no im american
just because im from /pol/ doesnt mean im a jerk. i kill people with kindness.
>>7074632
idk most people from /pol/ don't give a fuck about niceties. What /pol/ views do you have anon?
>>7074612
I guess I'll just stick with the elastic bralette until I actually need support. I'm too scared to go into a store.
>>7074622
I starved myself most of high school and my frame is ridiculously lanky.
>>7074636
i believe only 600 people died in the holocaust
Is there a corset only for the lower ribcage? I really want to get rid of my ribs that are sticking out.
>>7074642
Most holocaust deniers say ~100,000
Why 600?
cordi and i have eaten 3 pizzas in the 6 days ive been here
wtf
>>7074582
>>bjs from boys
>Ew.
Wouldn't be a boy for long.
>>7074651
not enough.
>put on work shirt
>yep, those are titties
long hair, rather big earrings, boobs, femmy posture, I feel like tonight everyone is going to find out im a tranny. I hope I don't get fired.
>>7074653
>Wouldn't be a boy for long.
Are you just pre-transition or expecting me to force fem you?
>>7074656
post boymode pic
>>7074651
How many sausages have you eaten though >.>
>>7074656
everyone already knows you're a tranny you stupid cunt. they just don't say anything because it would uncomfortable as fuck to talk about.
>>7074600
Why not just be a fucking consultant for Trans people. People fucking obsess about PC bullshit, go rip them off. The moment I pass, I'm selling out my tranny status to the first feminist racial accepting PC tranny accepting whatever Tumblr shit that will fork me money for training seminars in human common sense and not being a degenerate. PROMOTE SYNERGY IN THE WORK PLACE!
>>7074655
too much
cordi likes too much junk food
i need to set us up a diet plan
>>7074661
dicks?
>>7074650
i dont know
i also like donald trump
>>7074659
it was a joke. i'm not /that/ autistic.
once work eases up and i can actually have time to buy a fucking house i'll invite you up here
>>7074668
Trump is cool I guess
Thanks for all the help everyone (actually just Grace)
Good night.
>>7074658
M-me? Oh, I was t-talking totally hypothetica-cally.
Bit of Column A, bit of Column B.
>>7073725
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>7074659
Fine I'll be Julia Roberts, you can be the rich white Mister Darcy looking dude.
Actually
I'm not really sure if that's better >.>
>>7074676
Meh, making girls pretty is fun.
>>7074621
just bangs.. i'm probably gonna get it styled soon
what'd you do?
>>7074670
yes, forreals. if they don't think you're a tranny, they just think you're a weird looking gay boy. the myth that you can look like a girl one day and then a totally straight man the next is fucking idiotic because gender perception doesn't work that way very often.
>>7074681
Make me pretty desu
>>7074669
i know you were joking i think i am relatively decent at interpreting ur autism
i think anyway, idk
but i had already made a sex joke before, so it didn't seem like it was worth making another, and to make a joke that you know will fall flat is bad form, or at least, i try to avoid it anyway.........why did i explain all that..........
i thought you bought a house or something?
but yes i would love to come visit desu. you dont have to be living alone or whatever for me to visit you though, (unless thats what you want; its not like i really care about money and whatever)
you can put a towel over my mouth so my screams aren't audible *thumbs up emoji*
>>7074678
i rather be julia roberts over richard gere lol
hello
get fucking memed nerds
>>7074689
Oh boy here we go...
>>7074694
good evening dave
>>7074691
no...
i just woke up from a rare nap
and i work the night shift tomorrow. (5-130)
>>7074696
nobully
>>7074688
lol i'm renting until i can find a house. the market is finally slowing down and i think i'll finally get something decent within my budget. you'd like my roommates anyway, they're chill. i have the master bedroom with attached office so we'd be pretty far from the other two. i'd still stuff a t-shirt into your mouth though because that's pretty hot desu
What's that floatin in the water?
>>7074698
Oh that sucks
And here I am just abt to fall asleep soon
I hope I don't wake up middle of the night again
>>7074703
post ur longcats
>>7074689
why are you not range banned
>>7074687
Come here and I'll make it happen
>tfw no hellos from trips
>>7074707
ive never been banned before anon :')
>>7074702
ohh i see i see. thats cool though
>tfw can participate in gentrification
what is this feeling
also, on an entirely serious note, i did find out that i'm not /actually/ that loud, fwiw
t-shit is still hot though
you have enough to buy a house 100% on your own though? thats cool bb, i'm very proud of you
EMERGENCY EMERGENCY I NEED A HOLE TO CUM IN MY BALLS ARE ABOUT TO BURST PLEASE SOMEONE QUICKLY GIVE ME A HOLE
>>7074708
grace ily
>>7074688
>I rather be julia roberts over richard gere
I think you might be trans
>>7074681
I've had trans feelings slow-cooking in the back for years. Never gotten beyond just playing around or ERPing it.
Even if I never go through with it, doesn't make the thought of being assimilated any less intriguing. Though for me it's a sort of weird thing. It isn't sissy play or anything. I have no interest in that. It's the becoming ideal bit.
Hard to explain. Harder to sound sane.
>>7074709
Its ok, people have been kinda ignoring me since I mentioned my band size looking for advice on buying a bra.
>>7074716
ilu2
>>7074718
I dunno why you haven't transitioned cause you already sound insane you may as well just go off the deep end
>>7074710
well, with my mother's help i can. she's willing to give me ~$150k for a downpayment. but i'm trying to put more than 20% down because i want lower mortgage payments that i can easily afford on what i make.
>tfw can gentrify mercury's asshole
Dammit
I might need to start going to a doctor for all this shit
I keep getting light headed and having trouble breathing and sometimes momentarily blacking out when I take my spiro in the evening
How do I deal with having my ribs stick out? I have a minor version of pic related.
>>7074717
i rather richard gere be /in/ me honestly
j/k
i dont find him that attractive
>>7074723
ohh okokok. thats good bb. and yeah, i bet if you wait it out until early next year it'll be a nice buyers market again. your mom was nice, i like her.
>>tfw can gentrify mercury's asshole
o-oh wow
mmmmm yes.......
too bad i can't do the same ;--;
>>7074732
>i don't know anything about bra sizes :sob:
reddit.com/r/abrathatfits
maeve i feel better now thanks for that brain massage
>"You remind me of my brother"
Why can't I remind anyone of a woman ever?
wow
my dream is dead
just let the cancer take me now senpai, fuck
>>7074748
you remind me of my sister
>>7074748
you remind me of my girlfriend
>>7074749
idgi
is this a bunch of trannies doing the leaks then?
also why is <one hundo bad?
>>7074743
you listen to all my favorite bands
>>7074768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX7iB_aPLo4
HOPE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHIGHGGGGGHGHHIIIIIIEYYYTT
>>7074722
>cause you already sound insane
:(
>>7074757
im doing really good maeve
i got a 40
and i got some pizza earlier
how are you feeling waifu?
Good morning ^=^
>>7074786
<3 Juni
<3 <3 <3
>>7074786
yeah
Tfw 478 questions in my psych evaluation
What
>>7074779
It does sound like he says Neptuna's
But I mean I rwas kinda right, lots of the pixies lyrics sound like random
Your eyes are almost dead
Can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep
You're sitting down to dress
And you're a mess
You look in the mirror
You look in your eyes
Say you realize
Everybody goes
Leaving those who fall behind
Everybody goes
As far as they can,
They don't just care.
They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your errors
Your mother's dead
She said, "Don't be afraid"
Your mother's dead
You're on your own
She's in her bed
Everybody goes
Leaving those who fall behind
Everybody goes
As far as they can
They don't just care
You're a wasted face
You're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust.
>>7074789
wtf i didn't know it was u the whole time! :D
>>7074799
jesus senpai that's more than the SATs
at least my psych eval was done in a couple of therapy sessions
>>7074799
do you want to copy my answers i got a pretty good score
hi amy !
>>7074807
i feel like this meme is a bit mean-spirited
>>7073958
"yes mado, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7073979
"no amy victoria, i will not grant your wish. you will be a sad, pathetic hon for the rest of your days"
>>7074082
"yes lucy, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074162
"yes sarah, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074246
"yes grace, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074279
"yes elanna, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074355
"yes rachel, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074399
"no mercury, i will not grant your wish. you will be a sad, pathetic hon for the rest of your days"
>>7074518
"yes emily, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074543
"no faye, i will not grant your wish. you will be a sad, pathetic hon for the rest of your days"
>>7074621
"yes ellie, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074651
"no kiwi, i will not grant your wish. you will be a sad, pathetic hon for the rest of your days"
>>7074656
"no kayla, i will not grant your wish. you will be a sad, pathetic hon for the rest of your days"
>>7074677
"yes juniper, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074783
"yes carol, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074799
"yes smiles, i will grant your wish. i will turn you into a beautiful woman"
>>7074801
Neptuna is like luna and neptune fusion ha'd huh?
>>7074817
n-no..
It's neptune and tuna
Because I had a tuna fish sandwich earlier >~<
I'm not creative enough for that
FUKKKK
>>7074805
yo is every fuckin' tranny borderline what is this shit
>>7074831
not until they start HRT
really makes you think huh
>>7074822
tuna's so good...
i think i was cursed by tiamat for eating so much seafood. cleaning corpses from prefilters when yr food poisoned sucks. we gonna go to aquarium on thurbsday?
if you're reading this
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED LUL
>>7074823
wat is it
>>7074844
thats just because youre naturally fucking coocoo
youre special
>>7074683
Oh, ok.
>>7074851
but I just got to this thread dude WHAT THE FUCK??????
>>7074853
Mado is silly.
I have nothing against her now desu.
>>7074861
The first 2 single people who reply to this post will have their soulmate come and give them loving headpats
>>7074869
help
>>7074878
She is silly.
>>7074872
Listen Maeve... Don't forget. Believe in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself.
>>7074881
I like her :3
So, what are ya'll Halloween plans?
Is there anything more annoying then walking through a spiderweb?
Ugh
>>7074888
Lock myself inside and cry.
>>7074890
reading your posts
Caroline no
>>7074903
h-huh?
>>7074902
Fine, i gotta clock in anyway
ni ni
>>7074907
where did your long hair go
wheres is the girl i used to know
>>7074912
wut
i got forced to have it cut
also i haven't brushed my hair in like 2 weeks so...
anyway i look ugly so...
>>7074918
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Caroline no
>>7074918
Carol is so cute omg
>>7074918
enilorac
I see so many Touhou posts in these threads... but is anyone here actually a big 2hu fan? Like, I see HijirixByakuren and MariAli shipping pictures all the time along with Momiji pictures. I know the Touhou fan community tends to be full of crossplayers(and quite a few mtf, because everyone wants to be the comfy little girl living in a fantasy world), but yeah.
>>7074927
mtfg is so hugbox omg
>>7074932
how do I git gud at touhou
>>7074933
It's a refuge from the cruel realities of the world. A white lie never hurt anyone, right?
>>7074918
you are the rose in this picture
>>7074931
i don't like these thoughts
but they end up happening regardless ;_;
>tfw completely useless
Someone make me your housewife please, thats all im good for
>>7074938
u don't
But if you're actually serious, then read "Full extent of the Jam".
>>7074932
I think most just like cute pictures and don't really care about the characters
do girlses pelvic bones make it more comfortable to sit with their legs crossed?
or just less uncomfortable
>>7074932
i can deeply relate to mokou
>>7074932
Holy shit, I wrote HijirixByakuren instead of HijirixMiko.
I'm a fucking retard.
sum1 shoot me
>>7074960
I have a MAN pelvic bone and sitting with legs crossed is most comfortable positionfor me
>>7074682
I have pictures, but I don't know if I should up them. I basically just picked certain bunches of hair and cut them at a neck / shoulders length. Also my side bang a little bit shorter so it curls up higher and frames my face a little.