/clg/ Cis Lesbian General

>>7020162
You have huge lips. You look very pretty though.

>>7020170
I don't think that's OP.

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Quirky faces beautiful body edition?

>>7020170
>>7020185
It's not me
I wish it was
It's Chantel Jeffries
http://instagram.com/chanteljeffries
https://youtu.be/rFZWoOUMs-A

Those lips are groce

>>>/soc/

>>7020224
>>>/r9k/

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I'm don't have a gf right now but I recently started seein a cool chick so fingers crossed.

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I have a sore throat, lesgen.
Am I gonna die of cancer?

>>7020680
Michael Douglas survived
You can too

>>7020680
RIP

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>>7020789
>>7020705
Lesgen if I ever end up contracting a fatal disease, I'll spend my savings buying your nudes. $250 per nood. Cisbians only.

More people should post selfies desu

>>7020346
If that's you, your makeup is dope as hell.

>>7020838
i want to post a selie but im scared + i dont want anyone to save it

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Last threat someone got 'the most lesbian voice' award, and I'm here to take that: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iRfOekH4II

Someone get fucked up with me.

>>7020947
You could just do a body shot or lower face
don't forget the signnn

>>7021041
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iRfOekH4II
That is a tough call to make. You two are neck-and-neck.
I like your voice, anon.

>>7021041
ftm/10

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>>7021054
You must be a man if you don't know dyke voice

>>7021065
>implying ftm aren't just dykes with extra testosterone

>>7021073
>implying the slicing off of the boobage doesn't mean everything to me

>>7021041
I know like two girls who sound just like you and at least pretend to be straight. How do you do it?

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>>7021041
Hey your voice is hot. Show your body?

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>>7021054
>>7021077
Steathlity packing A-Cups

>>7021086
Lift up the shirt, dweeb.

Who here /closeted and feel themselves die a little inside whenever they see a qt gurl and want to off themselves for being such a fag/?

>>7021187
>feel themselves die a little inside whenever they see a qt gurl and want to off themselves for being such a fag/?

Not since I was like 18.

Am closeted though. Last thing I need is one more thing to create tension between my parents and I.

>>7021207
What's causing tension?

>>7021212
Everything, basically.

>>7021227
Sorry to hear that, anon

>>7021187
I don't hate myself for it but I'm like "fuck everyone is straight this is not gonna work out in the long run".

>>7021207
>Not since I was like 18
Well I'm 18 so hopefully I outgrow this soon...

Do your parents suspect you're lesbian after all these years?

>>7021233
Proof that god hates fags. Westboro was right all along

>>7020849
Thank u

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Bras are for squares

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>>7021300
>>7021086
>>7021085
Hot .__.

>>7021372
what happened to her boobs

>>7021300

I like how every name and visage on that shirt is male. But what it really needs to complete the effect is a suggestion of a bad split-screen; even South Park got this right.

Btw I'm slightly getting to know a nice older coworker (but not really on personal terms) who has a somewhat brusque voice, she's been pinging my 'dar for about the past month and sure enough she was shopping this morning and introduced her "friend", whose hand I shook. I don't have positive ID nor does it personally concern me, but it seems that I was right!

t. male bicisscum nyeah nyeah n nyeah nyeah just try and stop me blogposting

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>>7021375
Idk
Steroids or something idk

>>7021445
I'm hungry for pancakes

>>7021457
That's horrifying

>>7021276
>Do your parents suspect you're lesbian after all these years?

I'd be shocked if my mom didn't. I think she does but ignores it. But then, I thought my dad knew too 'til he said something off-hand homophobic recently that made it clear he's totally clueless about me.

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>>7021458
Im a straight male.

>>7021465
That's okay, anon. It's going to rest now in the trash where it belongs. No fear, you're free from it now.

>>7021457
This is the worst thing ever posted on lesgen. Apologize. On vocaroo.

>>7021483
ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gHOXYwEuHS

>>7021465
>>7021483
What was it? I missed it :(

>>7021505
Some man trying to sound like a woman on a shit laptop mic

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>>7021524
The funny part is, that's a woman. With a vagina. And a deep ass chest. That's what it sounds like when a woman has a wide as the Mississippi River chest on a shitty laptop mic. Because I'm too lazy to grab my mic and plug it into my new laptop.

>>7021524

*insane man

>>7021548
Post your body as proof or I won't believe you

>>7021566
That's redundant

>>7021548
Chest width has nothing to do with vocal cords

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>>7021580
Diné!?

>>7021580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19bZJHZHD5A

How about you post a vocaroo and we can have a little bantz.

>>7021505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MDSw5XI7ZM

>>7021580
no, but it affects how the vocal chords resonate.

>>7021629
aw man why.

just

why

what do you have to gain from this?

>>7021651
i liked it, i thought it was cute!

>>7021624
Sounds female

>>7021629
no

>>7021657
Aw no but you can literally hear the ducks acrid the street quacking in better quality. How do ducks across the street get better quality than someone right up next to a laptop? I don't get it. Those ducks must be hiding secrets.

Imma get you ducks. Imma lure you in with bread then wring those secrets outta you.

These vocaroos are traumatizing me.

Only >>7021041 has a nice tone and should post more roos.

>>7021684
Why don't you post one? We need to sample your voice before we accept your judgement.

>>7021624
You would have a sexy voice if you weren't such a huge nerd

Listen to the entire thing or just the last 4 minutes. Your choice. Either way this piece is fantastic. I can't stop listening to it or watching her performance.

>>7021811
FUCK
http://youtu.be/WYCDQzbqvCU
HERE'S WHAT I MEANT

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>I pretends to be a girl on /clg/
>I flirts with girls
>I asks for kiks & pics
>no one will ever find out my secret

>>7021828
Prove it

>>7021794
>BuLLdyk

I'm glad you were able to take a minute of your time out of dying of bronchitis to post this for us

>>7021735
Being a huge nerd is getting me places, bb. But yeah, apparently my voice gets me the younger girls like you wouldn't believe.

Speaking of which, I've gotten places with this 18 year old cutie but she's too shy or too whatever to take the path all the way to sexville, so I'm enjoying a nice no sex sorta relationship at the moment. She's cute and likes making out and I'm kinda relieved that we don't need to bang for her to foster this massive crush. It's all cute and pure.

Do you think you could abstain lesgen? The trade off being an adorable younger girl, just barely a woman, not wanting sex but harboring a massive crush on you?

I think I'll just let it stand and not push her. I've been without since last spring. I can keep my libido in check for this.

>>7021823
I wanna learn violin.
I wanna be really good.
I will never be this good or elegant.

Jealousy raging tbqh.

>>7021888
Checked.

Are you geoanon? I remember geoanon posting some weird random singing roos.

>>7021897
She's amazing, isn't she? I'd kill for a woman with this kind of talent in my life. The skill and passion are just incredible. I can't stop listening to her and watching her videos.

My dream is to play the cello, but I'm double jointed so my fingers lock up when I'm trying to play. It's incredibly frustrating. I gave up on it 6 years ago when I was 18. I couldn't play well enough with my fingers locking up. My great reach, with how loose my fibers are, was trumped by how they'd eventually lock up. Ended up in the sciences after that. Science is its own art, but paying an instrument spoils you, you know?

>>7021910
No

No shhh

Just shhh

I have been a drunkard in my life and I only want to forget

>>7021503
>>7021624
You're insane but I love it

>>7021943
Oh you're drunk.
Haha.
That explains it.
What are you trying to forget?

>>7021949
Every mistake that I've ever made, sweet child. They haunt me at every turn. The mistakes of my ancestors are ones that I didn't take to heart and now I'm hurting just as they did.

But hey, I'm some kind of star child to my professors and the young women with lesbian tendencies that I encounter. Yet I just can't forgive myself. So I drink, and I smoke, and for a moment I forget.

>>7021397
>every name on that shirt is male

Well duh, I'm down with the t too, I'm invading spaces, what else would I wear.

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>just found out a "girl" I was talking to was a tranny
dodged a fucking bullet

>>7021969
Lol how'd you find out?

>>7021961
Why can't you forgive yourself?

>>7021996
>Lol how'd you find out?
It told me lmao, still has it's dick too thought I'd be okay with that

What the fuck

>It's 2016 men are allowed to put on dresses and try to fuck lesbians too

>>7021992
>https://clyp.it/g5kpcr54
>straight male
>using clyp

Everyone knows clyp is for trannies, estronome.

>>7022001
>still has it's dick too thought I'd be okay with that
Then just... i mean... why drop contacts if you don't mind?

>>7022002
Estronome, I'm stealing that, but yah I record from my phone and clyp has an app

>>7022015
I do mind, it thought I wouldn't be.
If it has a dick it's not a girl, if it has a mutilated dick it's not a girl. It's a fucking crossdresser, a freak, a MAN.

>>7021996
Dunno. Invasive thoughts. Low confidence. Even though I know that the thoughts that you have at your greatest peaks and at the deepest of trenches are equally masturbatory I can't stop feeling constantly guilty. Always feel like I'm letting either myself, or someone else down.

But hey, at least I get the girls, right? I've been on 4chan since its early days. At least since 2006. Maybe that's colored my self perception. I dunno.

>>7022036
You should probably quit 4chan because I bet you're guilty because you feel you could be wasting your time on better things.

That said, I don't want you to go.

>>7022034
a soft man with tits who you can abuse to your hearts content, and she will just take it with a smile because she's just greatful to have anyone

>>7022034
Hey, uh... I'm a cis guy though. And I crossdress sometimes. Don't throw me in the tranny pile please.

>>7022053
if the thought of it's limp faggot dick didn't make me want to puke i'd consider keeping it just as a side pet.

i don't want to one day feel it's stubble rubbing on my feet though lmao

>>7022034
But it fooled you for a while. How did they do that?

I had a "straight" trans woman ask to "experiment" with me (their own word) and I couldn't do it, because I knew I'd be dealing with only a butt hole and a dick. This happened twice. Once with a coworker and once with a classmate. Neither times couldn't I do it. Especially with the coworker,because I actually respected them since they were a good human being. I'm still friends with the old coworker and I still respect them, even though they're still in the closet and won't be coming out any time soon.

Hell, I've had "gay" men proposition the same thing with "experiment" being the same key word. How do they not get it? How do they not understand what lesbian means? Do coworkers just fuck indiscriminately? Or is it something about me? I just don't know.

>>7022065
No laser and an in tact penis is kinda a no go yah.

>>7022078
cut up dicks aren't vaginas, they don't look like vaginas. it's never going to be a girl, it's a sick disgusting perverted man.

it makes me feel sick that sick perverted men are allowed to run around calling themselves girls just to try and put their dicks in lesbians.

>>7022089
It makes me sick that men are allowed to run around

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>>7022089
Hot.

>>7022040
You're probably right. I've quit at times and yet I'd find myself playing dwarf fortress or dark souls, or bicycling and weight lifting way too much which all eat up time. At the same time I must admit I've felt more productive during those times. Hell, I'd work in the morning, do my class work in the afternoon, then bicycle or lift weights and end the evening with dwarf fort/dark souls and go to bed content. I didn't even masturbate during those times. I went 6 months at a time without touching myself. That was without drugs, before I was old enough to drink or buy nicotine.

Maybe it's ADD. Maybe it's depression our massive delusion. Maybe I should put away 4chan and stop drinking so much.

But still, all these qualities have netted me a personality that gets women/people who question their sexuality into me, and every teacher I've ever had gets personally invested in me. 4cHan might do me wrong, but apparently it's also done me right?

I don't fuggin know.

>>7022097
It makes me sick that men

>>7021992
Is genetic, son. I can sing deep ass opera style if you want. I'm not even kidding. I can get all alto on you if you want. I can, if I try, very into the mezo soprano range, but alto is much more easy.

Born female, but both me and my sister have large enough larynx where you can easily feel an Adams apple (all humans have one, but if it's visible or not depends on the size of your larynx).

So yes, you're allowed to be mad, since it's wholly genetics.

>>7022065
Fuuuug you. Natural female with some weird genetic thing where my natural hair color is either snow white or dark black. I have a few hairs in my chin that keep growing back, dark black while all other facial hair is white blonde. I've got a white blonde mustache even, it's so bad. Arms are snow white, legs are abyss black with multiple hairs coming out of each follicle. It's fucked. How can I be a woman like this? I'd always have stubble and shit. Might as well be transgender with how much hair is on my body of ALL colors.

>>7022198
So you're a zebra?

>>7022198
>How can I be a woman like this?

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A GOOD DOSE OF VITAMIN R

Radical Feminism

To cure wut ails u

>>7022206
Kek'd pretty hard. Thanks anon.

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>3am and can't sleep
What the fuck do I do.

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Want to kill myself and don't have access to my antidepressants.
What do ?

>>7022392
Kill yourself.

>>7022376
>>7022392
Masturbate.

>>7022392
Year into your arms with your nails and listen to punk music. It's cathartic. I recommend Morning Glory. The album The Whole World Is Watching is a good intro. Just close your eyes and let melodic punk Ska take you. That's how I got through middle school shit constant suicidal thoughts. Them and the Jayhawks, but that is another style entirely. Much more country, but Sound of Lies is a great album. Basically listen to music and go for a long later night/early morning walk.

>>7022110
>DF and DaS
Let's be friends

>>7022392
Get antidepressants

Get a qt to cuddle

Only one of those 2 will make this go.

>>7021992
you sound very overtly and obviously trans

>>7022416
Thanks, it's a quick fix, but can help some.

>>7022425
I got through my teenage years with some hard music so it might help now. Thanks, I'll give them a go today.

>>7022575
Can't get a qt for a year min and have literally no money for antidepressants, I just want to get through this autumn and I'll be set until the start of summer.

>>7022392
Get a cat or a dog and workout. Working out boost happy thoughts in your brain from feeling productive. The trick with getting a gf is seeming like you have your shit together and are fine with or without one in your life. And that positive attitude helps when picking up girls. So basically work on yourself and better yourself and more people will find you attractive instead of sulking in the corner about life. And in the mean time, you're learning how to love and take care of yourself in a healthy way. So it's all a win-win. Worked for me. I stopped crying about how depressed I was and started working out, got a better job, eating healthier and cooking a lot more and my life has been better ever since.YOU CAN fix your life, you just need to stop making excuses and do something about it.

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>>7022392
so.....if you want to kys pic related

if you DONT want to kill yourself, and just need a stop gap, steal money to pay for your antidepressants

>>7022635
Tape a bag over your head with a tube inserted into it that will fill the bag with helium and kill you?

God what an awful thread.

>disgusting americlap accents trying to sound funny and quirky
>men drooling over and posting women that only they could find attractive (see: deleted boobjob girls)
>The Tranny Menace 2: Electric Boogaloo

kill me

>>7022690
/Lesgen has fallen from grace.

>>7021888
How long have you been seeing each other for? Exercise caution - if she isn't dtf there's a high risk she isn't even a lesbian. You may be investing your time and efforts unwisely.


>Do you think you could abstain lesgen? The trade off being an adorable younger girl, just barely a woman, not wanting sex but harboring a massive crush on you?
All of my no.

>>7022690
Whats to expect from an OP that p much begs for selfies. So males can jerk of to them.

>Teehee they post in my thread all the girls want me now

>>7021624
gay male

>>7022690
>quality content
>on 4chan

Why don't you go read some new york times editorials or something, fuck.

>>7022089
Start worrying about the world's real problems.

Or fuck it, just let it go.

i <3 dyke voices
post more dyke voices

>tfw no gf

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>>7022956

>>7022633
I actually workout, but it's going slower than I like. Progress doesn't come that easily.
I would want a dog, but not sure how I could take care of it in the city.
And I would have a qt, but I can't get one until I move from this country.

>>7022635
I actually want to, but the guilt is what stops me. One of my brother drowned as a kid and it broke my parents, I don't want to be another reason to be sad.

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>>7021041
Lol, the "most lesbian voice" was me.
Tiny lesbian prince anon here. I've never been told I had a gay voice before, so it came as a surprise. Then again, irl I'm mostly surrounded by people who think I'm straight until I mention my dating history.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03wDkDi6trA
<3

>>7022001
*It* told you?
I thought cis lezzies had impeccable tyranny detection. How did you not know sooner? Are you retarded in real life?

Also your posts read like something that didn't actually happen lol

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>>7023254
This is too beautiful

>>7022425
"""""""Punk Music"""""""

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Why aren't you watching the best anime of the season yet, lesgen? Do you not like strong fit women fighting each other with only their boobs and asses?

>>7023446
>watching anime
found the tr*nny

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Yes, hello ?
Please rate my voice http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1aXsLk9SP

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>>7023446

Is there meaningful character development?

>>7023492

Best accent.
What thread did you find this in

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>>7023483
Shut up you fucking whoreslut, I bet you drool over musclegirls so go watch it.

>>7023495
I don't know, haven't read the manga but I don't think anyone will pay attention to character development anyway.

>>7023499
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eNeNJZCo4i

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>>7023492
Are you chinese/indian? You sound like you're having an aneurysm to be honest, I'm fucking crying.

>>7023507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcMVGTN4NG
And I'm from Baltic states

>>7023512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rC3XrndBXL

>>7022630
I'm still a man
>>7023254
She's Still obviously a lesbian
>>7023512
>>7023504
This is obvious the same person doing her impression of borat

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>>7023507
Even if I wasn't Russian, I could tell that that voice is Eastern European...
>>7023492
Thanks for reading this out, your voice reminds me of my Russian cousin!
Are you that Latvianon I saw posting on here a while back? Sorry for the whole "communist oppression" thing. You have a sweet voice!

>>7023537
>Even if I wasn't Russian, I could tell that that voice is Eastern European...
Whatever it is it sounds funny as heck. I'm not native English speaker so I don't know where the accents are from.

>>7023530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kanRzsb0pW

>>7023535
>impression of borat
pls

>>7023537
Thanks! Yeah, I'm from Latvia. I would say no hard feelings about the oppression, but the russians who stayed here make our lives worse.

>>7023504
10/10 voice tbqh
Russian or Brazilian? Your voice reminds me of this cute brazilian transfer student I went to high school with.

Say something lesbian. Like who are you into and what do you want to do to her?

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>>7023579
>lesbian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v4ezmUtarL Pic related.
I'm too shy to be lewd.
Also I'm latvian, tho my father is polish so I don't speak clear latvian.

someone be my gf please

>>7023593
>tfw no fit qt gf

Man you're cute.
Now I'm gonna have to travel to Latvia just to find myself a cute-accented wife. It's like a bucket list thing now. I blame you.

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>>7023609
Pls, I can't change who I am.
Also you would need luck finding someone out in Latvia. Everybody here hates gays.

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>>7023624

Then I will buy you and make you my wife and deliver you to my shitty-but-gayer country.

>>7022654
Sort of.
I can also provide this
http://www.depressed.net/suicide/suicidefaq/index.html
>>7022711
If she's 18, she's probably young and inexperienced, and may need time before proper sex.
I can only speak for myself, but it's not like I'd want to make out with some guy. If they're making out like I imagine they are, she's definitely gay.
>>7023082
That sucks for your parents. Well, it's nice of you to be considerate in that way. Get back to therapy or something anon

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>>7023636
Tbqh I don't know how to feel.
Thanks, I guess ?

>>7023668
How do gay latvians date if gays are hated?

>>7023679
There are some open about it, but most do it in secret.
For example, I have a very obvious way I act, most people can tell that I'm gay by just spending time with me. So most girls just feel more secure in approaching me because they can see that I'm not a normal woman.

>>7023652
"Straight" girls kiss other girls all the time, though, and experience girl crushes (especially on lesbians) but when it comes down to it they don't want to do anything more than that.

Perhaps I am being overly harsh, though. It really depends on how long it has been that they've been seeing each other. A few weeks, a couple of months? Fair enough. Half a year? Maybe not.

>tfw hot gf
>tfw she moves 5 hours away
>tfw high libido

cause for break up?

>>7023882
Why not break up but agree to fuck when you see each other?

>>7023882
Depends. How much are you into her, how long have you been together, how often will you see each other, and will masturbation tide you over between visits?

>>7023882
>five freakin hours
Why?

>>7021624
isn't this the CIS lesbian thread?

off you go

>>7022075
Anything that has to do with men is indiscriminate. I'm telling you all men are some kind of gay. It's all about sticking it into an orifice, no matter what orifice.

>>7023914
considering asking about this lol, we've been together for a long time though so it might be weird
>>7023919
9 months now. probably like once a month. and so far it isn't tiding me over lmao, hence my problem
>>7023927
college m8

>>7023959
>gf leaves you for college
>not murdering her

bruh.

But seriously if she's going to be gone for years I don't know how you can be monogamous with her and get no sex. You'd be lucky to get weekend visits.

Why do so many of you have such t***ny sounding voices?

>>7024011
They're short
Or have a shallow voicebox
Or are mtfs
Or are whispering

>>7024011
Because they are trans people. For some reason they have been raiding our thread for the last few weeks.. Idk why. Something must have happened over there for them to all feel the need to be in here.

>>7024011
>>7024019

see >>7021065

>>7024028
Or... Or.... I just know All the regulars in /lgbt/ and already Know who they are.

>>7023992
same. I feel like cutting it off before one of us inevitably cheats. I'm horny but not an asshole

I need love ):

>>7023959
>we've been together for a long time
>9 months

kek what

>>7024078
Fair point

>>7024078
9 months in straight people time is like four years in lesbian time.
She's also probably like 20.

>>7024039
You aren't even the real S.

Survey time!

Tell us about how desperate you are. Are you tfw no gf or do you have hope?

>>7024127
I'm at the stage beyond tfw no gf, beyond desperation and hope. I've reached the foreveralone level of giving no fucks.

>>7024048
It's not cheating if you both agree to the terms.

>>7024127
tfw no gf until I move countries

>>7024140
X2

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>>7020162
WTF does Cis-lesbian even mean?

>>7024156
The side of the lesbian closest to the nucleus.

>>7021065
Idk.... I know a lot of dykes and I have a deep voice for a woman so I'm not really one to talk, but even still.
Maybe I've just gotten caught up in the tr***ny witch hunt hysteria.

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r8 my pusi

>>7024156

it obviously means lesbians who appear to be (look like) cis women.

>>7024458
Can hardly see it tbqh

>>7024458
Ur pussy's a boy? That's kinda weird

>>7024468
it means lesbians who are real girls.

aka not trannies

>>7024156
Afab lesbians
But in practice it's afab lesbians, and bisexual women+ bi/les transwomen who pass

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>>7024469
I tried lmao

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>>7024574
Cute cat, he looks pissed.

>>7024090
Lel.. ^_^
If you say so.

>>7024574
Jesus, hon. Learn how to not put on makeup like a whore or return to being a boy.

>>7024140
Thisssss.

>>7024156
Real women
not men dressed up as women

>>7023636
i-is this your gf?

>>7024660
LOL

>>7024679
a-are you dumb?

>>7024700
apparently.
just found it in reverse image search tho

>>7024574
>hiding your big nose and thinking people can't tell

What are you some kind of tranny dyke leafy
Nice pussy though

I'm still waiting for the martial arts brazilian to join Discord.

>>7024574
your cat is cute af tho

Do I sound gay
https://clyp.it/5xsnjcdv

>>7024755
Just don't like my nose lmao. Not a tranny either

>tfw gf

>tfw hot fiancé

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>>7025263
>getting married

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>>7025310

>>7025306
>not having a hot fiancé

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>>7025377
My ideal 'relationship', ultimately would be a best friend that I fucked and cooked dinner for got through life together with, but also having the option to fuck anyone cool I meet that wants to fuck me.

>tfw can't maintain eye contact with girls

I've reached an all time low, ladies.

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Hello cislesgen, I'm looking for the geologist lesbian with whom I talked about going to a Kishi Bashi show in Chicago. We talked in a music thread on lgbt, and I said I'd make a similar thread to say if I couldn't go anymore. That thread came and went, but I didn't hear from her.

I'm not heartbroken or anything, I just wanted to let her know I couldn't make it, but it would have been nice to find out more about her since we were kind of flirty about it.

it had this picrelated to attract her attention.

>>7025529
you've just described sexual degeneracy

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>>7026004
"""""""degeneracy""""""

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>>7026049

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>>7025607
>Keiji!!!
It's Keijo!!!!!!!! with o and 8 ! you fucking pleb. It's actually amusing, I like it because it has some yuri too.

Also I'm watching gay loli robutts, homosexual witches, Flip Floppers, Saki ver. Takkyuu, programmer fujoshits, workout sluts S2, pedobait magical girls S2 and anti-nazi lesbians.

Trap mahou shoujo episode 1 is in my backlog for when I'm very bored because I dislike traps (even though it's gender bender but whatever, same trash) and Soushin Shoujo Matoi. Waiting for 3-gatsu no Lion, Hagane Orchestra and Long Raiders! to air. Also waiting for subs of Chicchana Mune no Tokimeki S2 (probably not getting subbed, fuck you Doremi), Girlish Number (Crunchyshit might release them next week I hope) and Idol Memories.

I thought Summer was the fujoshit season but holy shit, Fall is like 80% fujoshit and otomeshit.

>>7025985
Found the transbian.

>>7026049
That tranny on top is really fat.

>>7026152
>you fucking pleb
It's that obnoxious straight man, not sure why you'd expect any better.

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>>7026183
I never said I expected something, I merely replied because I like to derail lesgen with weebshit, especially when those two very knowledgeable yuri senpai are here.

>>7026198
You should just ignore him and do your own post.
How do you keep track of the number of yuri sempai when everyone's anonymous?

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>>7026232
Easily. I've been here since the beginning of the board, and I've only seen two knowledgeable yuri posters replying to each other and me until recent times. I'm almost a hundred percent sure there are only two yuri senpai. If I'm not wrong, one of them bullies me and posts Kancolle, and the other is Emer. I know Emer isn't the one who bullies me because she hates me, I think, that or she has better things to do than argue with me.

>>7025529
You have also just described my absolute relationship goal.

>>7025626
Hey let's meet up and go out on a date and not make eye contact the entire time

>>7026258
I can't tell weeb posters apart

>>7026049
Do butches wear frilly girly bras underneath?

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>>7026152
List for me all the new animes with actual yuri (not subtext yuri) so I can avoid /a/ and /u/ stalking prease?
Pic is bribery.

>>7026345
How new?

>>7026368
Anything this year, I guess
>tfw most recent yuri I watched was Yurikuma Arashi

>>7026305
That's honestly my dream date

wya bb??

>>7026407
Yuru Yuri S3 and Valkyrie drive. Dunno if I'm forgetting something, it's late and I'm sleepy. IIRC there hasn't been a non-subtext series this year.

Serious question lesgen. How many of you are ACTUALLY. interested in the more masculine lesbian?

>>7026459

MICHIGAN
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>>7026537
I'd fuck you, S

>>7026544
Huhhh. Thanks! Ha ha. But not really what i was looking for. Just really want to know how many people actually hate my kind in here.

>>7026568
Kalamazoo

>>7026537
Personality-wise I'm already fairly masculine, and idk if other masculine women would be keen on that, but I'm not fussed either way. As long as she looks like a masculine woman and not a trans guy, I'm down.

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>>7026537
I'm not even sure where I draw the line when it comes to masculine girls.

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Playing League while high is so much fun.
You should try it.

>>7026662
>league of shitters
No thanks anon, I like video games.

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>>7026702
Edge.

>>7026335

Idk I certainly do, but I'm not full on butch. Somewhere between tomboy and that. It shifts.

Still, yeah, it can be nice to have cute underwear on. Gf remove outer layers of boyishness and then there's lace. I'll she seems to like it

>>7026537
I am. I'm pretty femme and I find that I'm not really compatible with other femmes in a ltr. A pretty girl with a masculine personality would be great, but the masculine personality is more important than the pretty face.

Do any of you watch straight porn and why?

>>7026258
There's more than two yuri posters, here.

>>7026662
i can only do arams while high, normals require too much concentration. did an aram on acid once, now that was something.

what region do you play on?

>>7026537
I like a degree of masculinity in a girl, be it personality, style or physical appearance (strong jaw, dfc) but not so much that she would actually pass as a man. I'd totally date a butch but only if she weren't an overweight try-hard (and those are hard to come by, but I've seen a few over the years. Almost always taken)

>>7026874
>have masculine personality
>hate it

Help.

Hey Make let us know how your motorbike license exam goes

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Db7CxeT7bZ

hi guys here's my voice pls no bully

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>>7027404
You can teleport behind me any day

>>7027404
*Psssssh* needs to be a tad shorter, senpai

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NEekkxpIGC
Aaaaa

>>7027646
Please make a fresh one.

>>7027404
qt/10

>>7027646
If you ever get a girlfriend as cute as your accent, you'll be very lucky anon.

>>7027646
>Please make a fresh one.
Something was off at that time.

>>7027646
Your voice is cute

>>7027205
What?

>>7027205
Stop indulging the straight man reeeee

>>7026158
lol I don't get it. do only transbians look for girls they talked to before? or was it because I posted a picture of a rock with a joke she mentioned?

>>7027718
>>7027696
T-Thanks

>>7026152
I haven't checked out anything except Flip Flappers, ping pong powerlevels and hibikek (hue) so far. Flip Flappers was even more gorgeous than I expected, and I liked the Nausicaa vibes in the latter half. Ping pong was a bit squeaky for me but the animation is nice and I want that pink dog t-shirt. Planning on at least checking out the gay witch shows and probably butt battles too, but idk how many of these I'll be able to keep up with.

>>7028142
>but idk how many of these I'll be able to keep up with.
Non-NEETs are pathetic.

>>7026909
Yuri posters are a handful, but yuri senpai I only recognize two.

>>7021041
that sounds like daria

If a girl touches me in even the most non-sexual way I get turned on or just really like it. Like, the other day I was sitting beside my classmate and she shifted her legs to the side and nudged me on the leg with her knee. Just knowing it was a part of her body touching me made me go "hnng" internally.

Does this mean I'm super gay or just gay and lonely? Anyone relate?

>>7028337
I get horny merely from observing girls in the distance, or standing next to them.

>tfw your girlfriend tells you to law back and give her your best impression of a pillow princess
>"I want to hear it"
>tfw she won't stop after your done and super sensitive because she likes making you squirm

>>7025033
no one listened to my voice ;--;

>>7028709
cus that link looks dodgy af f a m

use vocaroo

>>7028647
Pillow princesses deserve to be punished with more sex than they can handle.

Oh, you're getting sensitive now and you're pleading for me to stop? Are you going to go down on me? No? Well then I'm not stopping. Enjoy the next four hours.

>>7028709

You sound sexually androgynous. Definitely not definitively gay, but there's a little bit there.

>tfw no French or Quebecois gf
Why live?

>>7028800

>why live
Because you cannot have le metit mort

>>7028819
C'est la petite mort, débile.

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>>7028819
>make perfect joke
>misstype it
Literally fucking kill me.

>>7028800
Because you're too lazy to learn the language and move.

Pack a bag, look up how to say "I have a pussy that needs to be eaten" in french (my expert personal translation service, Google, tells me it's "voulez-vous manger mon chat"), and get going. NOW.

>>7028833
I speak 3 languages and I never learned French. Which I regret.

>>7028833
>voulez-vous manger mon chat
You'd probably get insulted or looked at weirdly if you said that. No one eats cats in France. But in China this line could work.

>>7028844
Are you all right?
It wouldn't work in China because it's in French.

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>>7028849

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>>7028849

>>7028709
You sound like a male lifting their larynx to make the pitch higher.
No you don't sound gay.
You sound like a tryhard.

>>7028829
>>7028844
Can I marry you, Frenchie poster?

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Life is too dreary and depressing for pug t-shirts.

>>7028747
vocaroo is shit though
and i can't make vocaroos on my phone
>>7028860
THE TRANNY MENACE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!
>>7028763
oh.....is that good or bad?
I used to sound more feminine actually, but i've been trying to assert my gayness more, so that other lesbians can pick me out

>>7028877
I don't believe in marriage, but you can be my girlfriend, as long as you're cute and younger than me. And really a girl, of course.

>>7028931
>"I don't believe in marriage"

>not wanting a girl to say yes to loving you so much she will vow to be only yours for the rest of her life

Wow man.

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>>7028880
Hot ~

>>7028940
That isn't how the majority of marriages work

>>7028940
True love doesn't need to be consecrated by a ceremony.

>>7028931
What about tax breaks?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07HTUszcgUK
It's like the buffet warren billionaire says, the more you earn, the more you drive up here in the hollywood hills.

>>7028957
The only reason a woman would say no to marriage is

a) she doesn't love you enough
b) she's too damaged to believe it will work out

>>7028952
But it's how yours will work.

>>7028984
That might be true if I were naive enough to ever get married.

>>7028957
>not wanting to point a big middle finger against the conservatives
>not wanting to celebrate love in front of friends
>no tax breaks
You're an antihomo false flag operator!

>>7029004
I don't give a shit about what people may think, I don't live for them, and tax breaks don't exist in my country.

>>7028998

I want to pat your head and tell you that everything will be okay. Only you can choose to not be this damaged.

>>7029017
>not wanting to participate in a ceremony that only existed to sell women to their husbands as property means you're damaged

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>tfw SHITTY accent so I'll never be able to vocaroo my voice
feels bad man

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>>7025985
Oh hey that sucks. Good luck with that project deadline thing you were talking about.

>>7029021

>not wanting to celebrate the marriage revolution
>not wanting to get gay married as a symbolic fuck you to the old system

Naive.

>>7029023

>shitty accent
No such thing. Unless you're from staten island or cockneyworld.

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>>7028971
You're so fat I can tell from your voice that you're fat.

>>7029050
I sound like an inbred Canadian on a stroke. Not even Canadian btw

>>7029058
Post Vocaroo pls.

>>7029068
I'm too shy for that

>>7029058
I'm Canadian and I can't tell the difference between our accent and a standard American one.

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>>7029108
Yeah, sure. I bet you're not shy when screaming and moaning from two bulldykes gangbanging your pussy at the same time.

>>7029114
there's a difference.
My teacher was half-Canadian, so that's how the accent kind of stuck to me as well

>>7029134
b-but I'm a virgin anon

>>7029139
>virgin
I'm going to molest you :3

>>7029139
>b-but I'm a virgin anon
That scenario was hypothetical. Of course you're a virgin, you sound like the worst kind of useless nerd out there.

>>7029140
b-but I'm ripped and know self-defence anon

>>7029141
>you sound like the worst kind of useless nerd out there.
How come?

>>7029146
>tehe le so shy~~ xDD
I take that back, you sound like a closeted turboslut.

>>7029148
I'm only shy when speaking english tho.
I have no problem talking in my native tongue

>>7029142
>ripped
Prove it.

>>7029134
>tfw you will never be the tiny femme in a bulldyke couples' sandwich

>>7029161
>prove it
nah, too bored.
Don't believe me if you want, idgaf desu

>>7029057
L O L
O
L

>>7029142
I know you want to get molested and loved at the same, anon.

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Anyone gonna be around for Outfest this weekend?
Going to Philly alone tonight if anyone wants to kidnap me.

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Is it wrong to be fitter than your partner when you're the submissive one in the relationship? Pic related

>>7029271
What are you trying to say?

>>7029271
Damn, fucking you would be exactly like fucking myself if I got really fit.

Also no.

>>7029275
Basically asking if it's weird for the sub in the relationship to be more fit than their partner. Sorry for the weird wording.
>>7029277
selfcest is best cest

[spoiler] I'm 4'11 anon, but damnit lets turn memes into dreams [/spoiler]

>>7029285
>4'11
>fit as fuck
That's adorable.

>>7029285
That would be completely up to the two people in the relationship. It's not like this is written down somewhere

I'm jealous to guys. I mean seriously. They have the access to best straight girls and I'm left with SJW's and college "lesbians."

>>7029299
become the with penis

>>7029299
Yeah, but they also have to be men.

>>7029320
>>7029299

convert a straight girl

>>7029311
>>7029320
Being a man would be punishment but they get the best girls.
>>7029324
Not going down this road ever again!

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>>7029299
>mfw I AM the SJW

>>7029333
Out

>>7029299
How does one determine if they're the SJW or college 'lesbian' type?
>>7029333
I'll still love you bbgirl

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>tfw took 600mg of caffiene
>decide to make new thread like i do in gaygen always since they can't make shit either
>realized i forgot the /cislesgen/
>delete the thread in embarassment

Someone else do it im too jittery ;~;

>>7029271
You're qt.

>>7029340
College 'lesbians' want to experiment, but instead of being like 'Hey, gurl, you're hot and I wanna try the gay thing, lets fool around', they try and be sneaky and have a relationship with you they know is doomed to fail, breaking your heart and leaving you unsatisfied in the bedroom.

I would LOVE to help a girl experiment, even without 'getting' anything in return myself, but none of them ever go about it this way, in my experience.
My first girl friend was one of these.

>I'll still love you bbgirl
Thanks, wanna come to a queer space with me and rub leg hair together?

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>>7029271
You look like those megane seito kaichou but delicious. Can you braid your hair, leave on your glasses and fuck the shit out of me please? Thank you.

>>7029271
>>7029285
>4'11 anon is fit as fuck
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>7029371
please go away, we can make out own threads

>>7029396
O fine ill leave you girls alone

>>7029271
How would you feel if you met a 170cm skinny girl that could put you down effortlessly even without being as fit? Would you let her rape you?

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NEW THRAD
>>7029407
>>7029407