Mtfg: Transgirl general

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>>7011500
stop posting my reaction imagesssssss

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I hsve a Harry Potter book in my head, in the world of ghost in the shell, Akira, blade runner, minority report, psychopass, 1984, and tons of Myozaki or whoever it's spelled influences and music and stuff.

I hate writing books. I want to make a movvvoiieeeee.

Wah :(

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I messed up
I fell asleep instead of doing math homework

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>tfw ywn have a boy daydream about you

evageline, jin, grace, maeve, sarah, faye, kiwi, joan, elanna, /k/ordelia, myna, isla, nim, frog, ace, cassidy, valq, lauren, olive, squeak, sass, pookie, angie, yukiko and snickerdoodle died last night

>>7011523
>tfw you survive the purge

>>7011523
I died that day :( untied than I drifted away....set sail and got lost in the sway...

I'm coming undone...

ember just died

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>>7011523
I'm a drunk ghost

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>>7011523

>>7011500
Thread reminder
Kiwi pizza princess
Kayla tomato princess

Lets Do Our Best Girls!~

>>7011523
no, no, no,,, I died this afternoon. I was trampled by a bull.

>>7011523
F

>>7011523
what about kayla, sheen, elanna, ember and everyone else

>>7011530
:(

>>7011512

I looked up some burgundy hair pictures and that looks pretty coooooool

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>>7011523
I've been dead inside for years

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>>7011523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4
Last night was fun.

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>>7011523

>>7011516
Write your book in the style of a movie script then.

>>7011540
most of the people who have it have dark skin though
not sure how it'd work against my white boy skin..
that's why the honey brown might be better

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>>7011511

>>7011519
:<
headpat snickerdoo

>>7011520
>tfw ywn have anyone ever think about you

>>7011523
>no neptune
Looks like I gotta take things into my own hands

>>7011552
Dis is art

>>7011541
ur cute

>>7011552
>bluewaffle2
post the first one

>>7011554
Hoi, Nep

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They are talking about doing cocaine in a lambo..
martin shkrelis server is great.

>>7011552
hi dog

>>7011531
hey elanna, how is the thanksgiving planning going?
did you get your moms recipes? are you planning out your shopping list and table setting?

>>7011552
>tfw no dog

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>>7011557
ty
>>7011559
here
>>7011562
hi

hi

how is everyone doing?

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>>7011565
thank

>>7011566
do good
drink beer

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>>7011523

>>7011565
what's up

>>7011551

I have brown hair and I like it.

>>7011566
Trying to use the internet to fill that empty feeling but it isn't working.

>>7011547
I do that now it's frustrating because no one will ever see it or care.

>>7011559
Lol

>>7011581
>Trying to use the internet to fill that empty feeling
you need a boyfriend

>>7011544
Grace is back?
hi

>>7011560
How are you this fine morning? err night?
Sleeping during the day throws me off

>>7011566
hi quid
life sucks and existence is meaningless
other than that p good

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>>7011563
I got my mom's recipe and I actually got all the ingredients a few days ago
Thanks for reminding me, I have to start thawing the turkey tonight :3

>>7011585
>>7011581


Weed and vidya help me a lot. Today, I wrote nothing on a piece of paper and lit it on fire. Another X on the blank calendar.

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>>7011567
>>7011577

>>7011585
I'd prefer a girlfriend but I guess beggars can't be choosers. Although I kind of think that I need to fix my broken self before subjecting another person to a relationship with me.

>>7011588
Me sleeping during the day or you?
I'm just gonna finish this movie I woke up to then do my homework

>>7011590
oh okay, thats good :D
I hope it all goes well and is delicious :3

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thread give me attention please ty
me on the left

>>7011594
I want a girlfriend. But I live at home. The struggle is real.

>>7011600
can i be the one on the right
i need isla huggs T B H

im gay

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>>7011584
Write plays, and get them staged.

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>>7011597
Me too, thank you!
It's probably going to be a disaster but at least I'll have store bought pumpkin pie and dinner rolls.

>>7011569
yay beer 8)

yay good

>>7011581
it rarely does ;~;

>>7011588
iktf

I know it's frustrating for people to care about you but I'm glad you're okay

>>7011604
sure u can
but that means ur crying

>>7011605
Trip on Anna

>>7011592
*flips u off*

>>7011602
Would your family not be okay with you having a girlfriend or what?

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>>7011615

>>7011600
mfw you post a more overt version of >>7011566

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>>7011619
puppy

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Brad, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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i want this but i dont think i can budget it in rn

>>7011606
I'd be more partial to join a comedy thing like the whitest kids you know. I write at that level - just never really had interest in the comedy side of drama. It's cliche, but I'm a tranny now so things have changed considerably...

I want to make a show called "Sarah" (with the quotes) like a surreal reality show. Eric Andre, but calm. Like adult swim style the bear thing or whatever that production group is I wanna be with those types of people.

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>>7011620
i just want love and affection right now

>>7011628
well you're only human

*hugs and pats*

>>7011623
Brad we all know you take the titty skittles and let your bros grope you

>>7011616
I live on the same floor of my parents, and I'm 24. It isn't conducive to a proper sex life desu. I wanna be having like a ton of girls come through (heh), blast and play music and video games, smoke weed and cuddle. I don't want mommy and daddy within 40 miles of that.

>>7011613
exactly

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>>7011629
i feel lonely
this happens sometimes though

>>7011608
it'll be fine, as long as you follow your oven temp to weight guideline and things are getting a little too brown just pop some foil over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwXudZTWQA
what sides are you making?

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>>7011621

i need a snuggle buddy bad

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>>7011639
i volunteer as tribute

>>7011624
What, the bag? The jacket? The flowers?

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Hey I posted this at a different time today when diff trips were on.

Is this hip growth? I'm 24 so I never expected to get any growth. It doesn't seem like fat cause it feels like bone and I can't really pinch it.

My partner says he notices a difference and I think I sort of do but I'm afraid of it being a placebo so I don't wanna get my hopes up.

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>>7011632
aw :c

>>7011640
ok get your jammies on and hop in my bed

>>7011637
Mashed taters
Stuffing
Gravy
I have canned cranberry sauce, and two types of wine
Idk it's nothing too over the top, I'm mostly excited for stuffing desu although I only got like half a pound of bread crumbs. ;~;

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>>7011646
i dont have jammies
does naked work
>>7011645
with isla huggs there will be no more tears

>>7011644
You might have not reached the point where your hips had fused, I imagine there's some variation in when that happens. If so, you're lucky I guess.

>>7011650
>i dont have jammies
>does naked work
that's better desu

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have a good night

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>tfw
wat di

>>7011638
wtf i got doxxd

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>>7011650
no more tears pls
>>7011653
nini emi

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remember this

LMAO

>>7011657
nigger

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what the FUCK

>>7011644
I'm not an expert but that doesn't seem logical. Bone growth takes awhile. And I don't THINK that HRT is going to change your hips that dramatically that soon. I'm only 2 months in, and my left Tit is barely budding and the right is mocking me flat. No hip changes, slight skin changes on face and I think stomach?

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>>7011663
>what the FUCK
That's my peepor

>>7011654
send him a thumbs up
>>7011653
sweet dreams
hope your titty skittles taste nice
>>7011663
please don't post this picture of me

>>7011663
what's wrong anon it's just a benis

>>7011626
Write up scripts for those shows and submit them.

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>>7011663
That's an amphibian.

If I broke my hip bones and reset them on HRT would I get feminine hips?

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aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

>>7011649
oh cool are those all your moms recipes?
whats your stuffing recipe?
are you going to part the breast skin and stuff in some zested herb butter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bx56etxkE

btw, chef john mashed taters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0gWH2E4lWg

are you making your own gravy or packet stuff?
I put a carrot, some celery and an onion underneath my turkey and then drain off the turkey pan juices into a glass and then skim off most of the fat then use the pan juices with powdered gravy to bulk it out

>>7011678
let's find your baby ;o

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>me, 20, junior in college
>pass pretty well
>living with a steady girlfriend who I love very much and would do anything for
>shitty childhood and adolescence that I can hardly remember
>strong circumstantial evidence that I might have been molested, but can't definitively say so
>therapist says I've essentially cordoned most of my memories off in the back of my mind since I started living as a woman
>feel robbed of a childhood
>not emotionally ready to be an adult yet and often find myself thinking as if I'm still a teenager
>emotional development is stunted as all hell
>shit social skills because I'm a total shrinking violet and get anxious when I have to socialize with anyone that's not my mom or girlfriend
>always crying in private because depression meds just make getting through the day more bearable and don't address the unchangeable roots of my problems
>entering my third year on HRT
>crying every day because I will never be pregnant and be a real mother
>recently turned to weebshit for escapism
>tfw life isn't a shoujo manga with happy endings and problems that always have solutions
I'm not ready for real life yet. My only real goal in life outside of transitioning is to be a mother, but I'm barren because I'm a fucking tranny monster. Anybody else feel this way, or am I just super fucked up in addition to being a tranny? Excuse my shit typing; I'm about ready to pass out in bed.

>>7011682
you give her the D already?

>>7011677
i like it =]

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went to a punk show tonight
met some cuties.
And i highly reccomend this one band called Zaat. They were AWESOME
also kind of drunk but here was my outfit

>>7011668
That's my project all month! It's so tough to get organized for me. I'm currently "tracing" episodes. I write the dialogue and script my way for the episodes I watch. I'm watching Gotham now tracing an episode. Takes 5 hours to do 40 minutes. Then from there I learn the structure, and I modify all the cliche bad guys or steal them from other shows (My original stuff is always the best). Ive only got star trek, ghost in the Shell, CSI, burn notice, and LOST spec scripts up to snuff. I need more. Like fucking 50 more.

>>7011690
I don't want to alarm you, but I think both your top and pants have some holes in them. Don't worry, I'm sure most people didn't notice.

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>>7011689

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Electrolysis. Would any of you mind sharing how long it took you to have your face passably cleared and then completely cleared? Additional information like how long you've been on hrt and how your facial hair grows would be helpful.

I had my first session today and while I could get through it, it stung pretty bad. And the redness was embarrassing. Really hoping the 200 hours/1 year number I'm seeing thrown around is just an estimate for thicker beards.

And any general tips for making electrolysis less awful would fucking terrific. Thanks gang.

>>7011690
I aspire to be you or like you in a few months. I'll need help with style and stuff.
..i miss punk shows so badly ugh I've been a shut in. You're the only trip my soul finds hot.

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>>7011683
I'm using my mom's stuffing recipe, It's mostly breadcrumbs and chicken stock with poultry seasoning, fresh parsley, shitloads of butter and apple. Idk if I'm going to get that fancy with the turkey but I'm going to baste it while it's cooking and all that.

I have some cream and some milk for the mashed taters. Sadly my turkey is kinda small so I likely won't have enough drippings for gravy, but I have packets.

Idk, all things considered it's a pretty basic Thanksgiving dinner. I'm hoping that I can do the basics properly before I get fancy.

>>7011685
Adoption is still an option. As far as how fucked up you feel beyond just transition, that's pretty common here (myself included).

>>7011688
It's a boy and no I think he wants to make me part of his poly-harem but I'm dating a girl but we might break up soon for unrelated reasons but I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable with being poly and AAAAAAA

oh okay well, I'm sure it will be delicious
watch these two videos as well just so it helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oh_tJdRz_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNll42vExkc

>>7011717
u stole that

>>7011717
Same

>>7011720
*nuzzles*

>>7011708
I don't want to adopt a child, though. Every family I know that has adopted children has been royally fucked up with weird family dynamics and it scares me. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to love the child if it weren't my own, especially if they looked nothing like my girlfriend or I.

>>7011649
do you have any cabbage or kale or sprouts or beans to go on the side?

Tfw can't be slutty rabbit for Halloween.

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>>7011731
Whats a cabbage or kale or sprouts or beans?

>>7011732
be a slutty Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

>>7011720
i want to see ur big daddy meat

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>>7011733

>>7011738
who needs a diaper and miwky wiwky

>>7011738
who needs a diaper and miwky wiwky

>tfw alone

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>>7011738
that was emotionally taxing to read

>>7011735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceIvD9BW01k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJmpmSV5xho

>>7011750
diapsout4harambe

>>7011749
iktf

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>>7011753
I mean, I know what they are, I'm just reluctant to cook them because I absolutely hate cruciferous vegetables

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i would like to be a chaser here who avatarposts using swiper from dora the explorer

and if people get tired of my chasing they can say "chaser no chasing" three times and i have to stop chasing for some amount of time, similar to how swiper has to stop swiping if you say "swiper no swiping" three times

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shopping makes me anxious

>>7011763
B)

>>7011760
oh

>>7011762
grace is a cute scaredy cat worrywart

>>7011762
It does the opposite for me. I just spent $200 on sweaters and it took some of the edge off.

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>>7011760
Cruciferous... Is that where your have like bean sprout cooked with a cross made of tooth pics?

>>7011763

>>7011763
B)

elanna is my best friend

>>7011762
i'd just look like a creepy dude :sob:

elanna is my girlfriend simulator

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drunk and playing overwatch

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>>7011765
Yeah idk, I'd cook them, and my parents would like them but then I'd be stuck with leftovers ;~;

>>7011772
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruciferous_vegetables

elanna is my lover

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>>7011766
icant hewlp it
>>7011767
if i start takingv too long it stops being fun and i just feel a ton of self imposed pressure, even online

elanna is my partner

elanna is my roommate

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>>7011764
>>7011772
>>7011773

>>7011797
wtf

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>>7011780
well I mean, you could always try something different like these but instead of duck fat fry it off in some bacon fat and toss the bacon bits through with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKrhkzRLl3s

>>7011778
I just fixed my lost authenticator so I'll be doing same soon :3

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>>7011787
>>7011793
>>7011781
>>7011777
>>7011774
What is even happening right now?

>>7011802
But Brussels sprouts are so bitter :(

>>7011808
not when roasted until the caramelise :)

hello, everyone.
it's gotten really cold lately

elanna is a nice lady

>>7011651
True. I started puberty incredibly late. I've been wondering if maybe that has something to do with it.

>>7011664
See, that's exactly how I feel. It honestly doesn't make sense to me. I'm 3 months in and my left and right tits are already around an a cup though, drastic skin changes, and a lot of my hair has changed.

elanna is my target

elanna im on my way

>>7011811
cold is nice
this way i can wear big fluffy clothes and feel like a mobile blanket

>>7011814
hi temp

Battery is low
15% remaining

יTURN ON BATTERY SAVER

elanna im gonna get you

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>>7011777
wait.
could this mean that i'm no longer the girlfriend simulator?
or is this someone else?

>>7011814
I tried to make elanna my bf but she is really bad at it I need a new target now

>>7011811
you broke up with me in my girlfriend simulator

elanna i can see you

>>7011818
me too.
i should hurry up & finish my scarf

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>>7011827
How about me

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>tfw the guy who fucked me so hard he bruised my taint wants to bruise it all of the time

the sad part is that like he sends me snaps and texts me pretty often, but i constantly just kind of want him around for the sex.....
like he's the guy who i tried to kick out of my apartment after sex one time who got all up in his feelings cause he wanted to cuddle and spend the night lol
should i feel bad for doing this orrrrr? like what guy doesn't want to have sex right so why should it matter

>>7011826
fuck you i hate your guts

>>7011827
well that was quick.
how did that go down anyway?
i'm curious

>>7011832
What happened with that older guy?

>>7011832
no one cares

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>>7011814
>>7011817
>>7011822
>>7011828
Temp you're scaring me

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>>7011832
Don't talk to me or my taint ever again

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That math problem took me like 10 minutes

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>tfw tried to contact school medical services multiple times and lgbt group once through email about finding a place to get the titty skittles
>no answers
>will have to call
>anxiety

>>7011835
your simulation said said she couldn't handle being a simulation.

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>>7011808
>But Brussels sprouts are so bitter :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HBj-ZJjD7M

>>7011762

Me too. :[

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>>7011833
that's super rude senpai I was just trying to get a bf why you gotta hate?

>>7011762
everything makes me anxious

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>>7011837

he moved too slowly. like 2 weeks into us talking and he still hadn't asked me out on a date or anything lol
thennnnnnnnnnnnn the guy with the nice jawline and lips who is my age is still around, but we're not exclusive or anything, so it's w/e

>>7011840

L M A O
that's the whitest hairiest taint desu

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>>7011847

>>7011848
How does pooping work? Seriously, I don't understand butt sex. Like who would want a dick in their literal food exit intestine gut track.

>>7011850
that's perfect.

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>there are people who don't put everything elanna says into a neutral network so they'll have a virtual elanna to talk to

>>7011851
you clean it out a few hours before senpai it and it feels really good

>>7011853
why would i do that when i literally just had her in my mouth?

>>7011843
well, i guess that was to be expected

>>7011853
>tfw no one will neutral network me

>>7011851

you douche the inside of your bootyhole and eat a decent diet and you're clean as a whistle.

>>7011853
i may do research into artificial intelligence when i graduate w/ my bachelor's degree

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>tfw nep teases you with one (you) before disappearing

I need my fix

>>7011860
you always end up with a little bit of poop on ur dick
u just dont tell the girl about it so you dont hurt her feelings

>>7011866
you need to finish your homework young lady!

>>7011866
hi snickerdoodle i love you

>>7011871
this is pretty cool

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>>7011858
>implying i'm not a simulation of my own existence
ego is nothing more than a meme
we are all sentient memes

>add someone
>too scared to talk to them
welp

>>7011860
What's a decent diet? Id like to have sex before srs but I'm super scared ;_;

>>7011869
t. virgin whose never done anal

>>7011860
B)

>>7011520
i daydreamed about you once
and i'm still a boy

>>7011877
iktf too well

i can talk to people on 4chan easily but the moment it moves off board i get tongue tied

>>7011879
t. virgin whose never done anal

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>>7011874

>>7011839
>remember that elanna doesn't into the irc
it's not even me
i'm worried for your safety ;_;

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dude i want hugs and fuggs

>>7011885
.///.

>>7011893
omg

>>7011893
i'd give you hugs but i'm ugly

>>7011893
ok ill do it

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>>7011890
Idgi

>>7011899
i'm just talking to cordi on skype and making silly dog pics

pookie elanna snickerdoodle mikey isla grace steven

>>7011896
omp help
omg
>>7011897
:(((
>>7011898
hugs

>>7011904
fugs

>>7011869

then they didn't douche lol

>>7011878

basically anything that's not really greasy and processed.

>>7011901
keep making them pls

>>7011908
>greasy and processed.
dang my inner asshole must be super poopy

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>>7011909
ok

>>7011870
I'm doing it!
>>7011873
Love you too

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Holy moly I just placed a huge clothes order, time for new leggings, tops, boots, underwear, socks...
>>7011902
wha

>>7011917
can i have your old underwear

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I don't think anybody cares much about Alines. lol.
>>7011876
You hear that, you hon? Nobody cares about you or your metaphysical bullshit. KYS.

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being drunk makes me horny

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>>7011919
I still need it you pantsu sniffer

>>7011922
I like her I just don't have anything to say most of the time

גרייס אילנה אכילה פוקי שמיילס ישלה פלב פאי אידי סופי כאיד פלב ופופו אכילה אילנה כפה קרול רד סקוויק נים שאקירה פרנזי טראשי גריי אנד

>>7011916
good girl

>>7011866
You made my heart go doki doki
I'm getting ready for work though :<
I'll send (you)s as long as I can

>>7011925
it's not sexual sniffing it's stress relief sniffing

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>>7011923
i'm well aware..

>>7011930
>>7011866
Oops forgot trip

Was posting in other threads

>>7011932
MAEVE PlS bulLY

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>>7011923

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>>7011926
I don't think she likes herself very much, to the least.

>>7011940
kiwi put the waffle dog in this

>>7011940
what is your issue hon

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>>7011931
Why would that be stress relief

>>7011940
:(

>>7011943
big fat butt pheromones relieve stress

desu idk grace, it just does

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>>7011942
>Implying I'm even trans.

alines is my girlfriend please stop the slander

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>>7011950
>pheromones
More like sweat lol

>>7011929
^_^
>>7011930
>>7011936
Yay <3

>>7011951
repressing trans is still trans imo

>>7011869
Given anal sex a couple of times. Never got poo on my dick.

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>>7011942
anon is right though. i do hate myself. but i don't know anybody here who i've never suspected of that

>>7011960
Nice try.

>>7011941
>>7011961

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>>7011969
ok 1 sec

>>7011965
well I think you're fine. I don't really like myself either but people seem to like or at least tolerate me.

>>7011965
But I think it's especially pathetic in your case.
To my knowledge, you're the only person on /mtfg/ who has ever pretended to be somebody else in an attempt to publicly humiliate yourself (or maybe it was to be an attention whore).
I think instead of seeking hormone therapy, you should seeking regular therapy.

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>>7011969
>>7011941
>>7011940

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What I miss.

>>7011976
.... i thought everyone forgot about that

>>7011979
:)

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Where is everybody? Stop talking in your secret chats!

>>7011983
>>7011979
i don't think this is a good time for that

Hi /mtfg/

I am a trip who is drunk. I used to post here but it has been ages. I slept with three other trips from here and a few chasers.I was a virgin until my mid 20s but now have a body count well north of 20 in just a few years. I am kind of rich and i am basically an alcoholic. Who am I?

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/scv/ linked here

where my scarlett fans at?

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>>7011987
Awww... Did I hurt your little feefees?
Don't worry, I'm done shitting on you.
I got what I wanted. Later, fag.

>>7011992
I like her but I've never played starcraft so watching it isn't very interesting

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Guess I'll just go play WoW some more..

Did you all perform a mass suicide event or something?

>>7011989
lol you faggots don't even care. Whelp I drunk four 7.2% alcohol beers in one hour and I am working on two more as week speak.

gonna get wasted and maybe do the deed.

who am i
supposed to
cuddle in bed with

dude wtfwhy don't i have someone literally in my bed right now

>>7012001
EU or NA?

>>7011956
I want to hugg snickerdoo
It's cold outside walking to work :<

i hope that guy doesn't come back

>>7012001
Get on Steam and talk to me

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cordi makes me feel special
goodnight

>>7012012
Share body warmth

>>7012004
i will give you a hint and an incentive.

I live in a house that has over 250 guns in it and I am a massive gun nut.

I will post steam keys if people can figure out who I am.

>>7012027
umaru

>>7012008

Distance. It's a bitch.

>>7012029
No, a even bigger hint. I took my dad's z06 for a joy ride up i5 at 2am high on acid and got it up to 203.

>>7012034
melly

>>7012034
fashonista

>>7012035
>>7012036
>>7012029
2IRDF-NMZZL-BYD5G>>7012029

>>7012038
you said keyS

i HAVE A GLOCK M1A 1911 LOADED ON MY DESK READY TO DO THE DEED


BYE MTFG


FUCK OFF i AM DONE. YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM EITHER WHICH IS FUNNY BYE FAGGOTS.

>>7012045
that's funny.
iknow it wasn't for me but thanks.
i needed that

>>7012048
okay...?

>>7012048
autumn

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

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do girls lock their shoulders back?

Is this healthy to do when your bone structure isn't cis female?

>>7012048
shit.
man i really hope this was a joke

>>7012059
We all do. I don't want girls dying >:

>>7012008
Ur not trying hard enough
>>7012004
Drink more.
Don't commit suicide.
>>7011989
I beat that body count in literally.
Literally.
Under a month.
Rueven
>>7011851
Humans r weird
>>7011847
Smoke cigarettes

Some one
Anyone
Plz
>respond

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>>7012050
>>7012052
BYE FGGOT

>>7012056
i AM NOT A TRANNY THOUGH I AM INTERSEX. NOT EVEN CHASERS WANT AN INTERSEX THING

FUCK I JUST GAVE AWAY WHO I WAS.


>>7012059
NOPE. I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF DRUGS I AM GONNA TAKE TO ENSURE IT WILL END NOW. EVEN IF THE BULLET DOESN'T WORK THE DRUGS WILL DO IT. ALL THE BLOOD TOO. ASPRINE AND SPIRO WILL DO THE JOB

BYE


WHO THIS THIS MOUNTIN IS SOME WHAT RELATED.

>>7012069
Don't do it dumbass

>>7012069
Yeah, I know exactly who you are. Im here if you want to talk though, but I think I removed you because we didn't talk a lot. But we can readd one another and talk if you need it, its about all I can offer you.

>>7012059

It's obviously a joke. Glock does not produce the 1911 or any 1911 replicas.

>>7012069
so this is melly right? don't be stupid just go to sleep.

>>7012074
>>>/k/

god i'm so useless.
i can't even stop somebody from committing suicide

>>7012081
What happened?
Thats not your fault, some people just can't be talked out of it :/
Hugg

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d-do I pass yet?

>>7012081
kill yourself then

>>7012073
who the fuck am I?


I took 8 tabs of acid, 24 tabs of 25i and 17 tabs of 25d. I also drank 3 bottles of dxm.

bye guys.

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>>7012069
>>7012048
>>7011989

don't be fucking stupid lol
this is the most desperate cry for attention and help i've ever seen. so here, have some attention. now what do you want?

i really dislike edie