Gaygen No respect edition

>>7004602
whats the hottest nationalities for you guys? I really like brazilians

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>>7004602
I get respect every time I do something so well that it warrants respect. That's why I always try my best

>>7004696
aww catposter you're so cute

>>7004650
>brs
as someone that has to deal with a lot of them daily, I find them disgusting. I like dutch/germans

>>7004716
thats fair enough, i like the well educated ones that are really cute
dutch/germans are good too.

>>7004650

Scandinavian

I KNEW we shoulsnt have let maki make the thread

twat

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>>7004715
I am not cute, just very optimistic and practical about it.
>>7004738
You called it alright

The thread was deleted just when my favorite part was coming up

>>7004725
I have yet to see a cute one, they all laugh like hyenas and smell like cabbage

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>>7004650

Chinese.

If possible, half arab half asian is literally perfection, but unfortunately super rare :(

really wwanna take a shit right now not gonna lie cause i dont got a reason to lol

just massively spilled my spaghetti lads

like, BIG TIME

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>>7004758
well I've met two, one was half dutch tho and he was really sweet. the other one was a chill graphic designer that was really cute and nice
>>7004757
what was the part that was coming up i forgot it already also its all in the eye of the beholder

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>>7004650
Venezuelans

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>>7004738
>tfw my threads are made correctly and on time
>you cucks waiy until 375 than you do t even include a previous thread or links to the tinychat
>than you bitch about my quality threads with an in depth paragraph on a hot interesting topic

Ungrateful really

>>7004790
yeah pretty much anyone from central/south america does it for me, like the carribeans, venu and brazil are top 3 tho

>>7004805
look it doesn't matter how big and thick your dick is, if it only stays up for 2 seconds no ones going to enjoy it, matter of fact

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>>7004831
Its just the anti me force probably mascgen coming to attack me.

Look at this social exclusion. They even made me a girl...im offended ;~;

just told a guy on grindr he was the most attractive man id ever seen in my life and he said that i shouldnt mock him and blocked me

:(

>>7004859
he clearly has problems accepting affection beyond "i wanna fuck you." dodged a bullet

>>7004782
>what was the part that was coming up i forgot it
How should I know? It was only coming up after the thread was deleted

That was the part I really like but now we'll never know what it was

>>7004650
Mexiasians
The kind that are mostly on the asian side but with that perfect messy thick kinda long dark brown hair and beautiful brown skin
Especially cute when they have mostly asian eyes, fug I want a bf like that

>>7004862

but he was so cute...

maybe if i hadnt come on so strong he wouldnt have panicked

>>7004872
fair point
>>7004876
yeah thats good shit

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I was told I look like some actor from Oz in the thread that got deleted and I would like to know which one they were talking about

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>hooked up with a hairy qt
>sorry have to cancel
I went 120 down a tollway like a madman
You just
Don't
Do that

just decided to stay home and study for my interview tomorrow instead of hooking uo with this ADORABLE guy who was fucking begging for my D

feels... like im becoming a proper grownup desu

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Do you guys typically have a "type" of guy you find attractive? And if so how did you come to figuring this out?

>>7004947
my boy, you are not a proper grownup until you go steady with a guy you like

I hope your interview goes well. Remember to do at least a quick voice warmup before the interview so that your voice doesn't falter during it. I recommend doing some vocal arpeggios back and forth until you feel you're good to go.

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>>7004790

aayy

>>7004998
I tend to fancy 'twinks' I guess, first person I fancied was a twink, I think it just came from a want to be the bigger one and be the cuddler as apposed to the cuddlee

>>7004998

Big teddy bear types.
Round friendly faces.
Thick beards, fuzzy bodies, moderately strong.
Friendly demeanor, possibly kind of an anxious cinnamon bun that i can comfort and lend strength to.
Not necessarily old, tho. I have a hard time connecting with people too much older than me on a romantic level.

Never could've imagined I would have my 'in love with straight friend' phase at the age of 22.
Thought I was immune to this shit till this guy came into my life.

Help me I'm going insane. He's back with his ex now and I can't look at him in the face because it hurts. I think he can tell since I've been running away from him for almost two weeks now.

The fact that everyone seems to think we are dating because we hang out all the time doesn't help either. It just fuels my stupid delusions.

I should probably kill him or something.

>>7005149

imma need you to back up just a few steps with this train of thought

>>7005193
Give me a solution then

>>7005199

Try and focus on the shit that you don't like about him.
And try to find the traits you love so much about him in other people.
Spend lots of time with your friends.
Spend some time with him entirely out of your life.
Maybe have a few hook ups.
That's how i do it.

>>7005149
>The fact that everyone seems to think we are dating because we hang out all the time doesn't help either. It just fuels my stupid delusions.
Stop hanging out with him then. Problem solved.

If he starts calling you, sending texts or some shit, tell him you're not gonna waste your time being the third wheel.

No one likes a pushover.

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>>7005214
I love you and I think your posts are hilarious. Thanks for always being there to brighten my day, without you gaygen wouldn't be what it is.

You're a genuinely great guy, don't ever feel down on yourself, ya hear me?

>>7005199
that or you could kill her

>>7005246

i think we should focus on non-lethal forms of solution

>>7005251
Just because you want a pussy doesn't mean you should be one.

Kill her and fuck him wearing her skin.

>>7005260

I actually don't ever want that surgery.

>>7005268
Sure thing hon

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hi

>>7004736
h-hi

>>7005290

I have a steam friend who's a blonde norwegian twink, he's super cute

>>7005333
nice digits but I'm not a twink

>>7005335
Do whatever makes you happy my friend, that's all that matters. I love you and I want you to be happy.

>>7005335
posting here is bad for your self-esteem

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>about to hook up /again/
>sorry family showed up
I'm doomed

>>7005425
Third times a charm?

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>>7005149
Do it.

Guys guys guys

Swede has noods NOODS.

I saw them on /soc/ including sexy dildo play gifs.

NUDES
U
D
E
S

>>7005463
Technically that was the third today; first one ""flaked"" by not responding after h asked if I could pop his cherry, even after he kept saying he's the perfect fit for what I want.

Do you guys have weird hobbies?
I really like To Catch a Predator.

>>7005149
That's what you get for being friends with a hot straightie.

It never ends well.

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>Q in a test: how do you know if a motor is in working condition?
>my A: I just google that question and follow the instructions before turning on anything
>get 4.5 out of 5 points
>mfw there are guys in my class who only got 2 points out of 5 because of writing several paragraphs full of useless crap while not even mentioning some basic stuff that's actually necessary to not destroy the motor

I should just focus for this weekend when I'm heading out of town for business

>>7005506
Oh well screw him then. I've been in that situation, either be direct about the fact he's blowing you off or just let it go and move on. Or just head to his house and fuck him right there in front of his family.

>>7004876
>tfw i got mine 3 days ago

>>7005546

When i was younger, everyong in school thought i was asian because of my eyes

[spoiler]which was kind of racist and ignorant desu[/spoiler]

>>7005539
Meant for >>7005507

>>7005553
Show me a picture of a round eyed Asian. Even people in the Philippines have slightly slanted eyes

>>7005557

Lots of indigenous americans, north and south, have slanted eyes.
Which is where mine come from, being almost entirely south american, genetically.

How do you propose we get rid of all the sjw shit that is killing the already dying gay community?

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I want aqute buff manlet bf

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>>7005596

>>7005588
>dying gay community
lol

>boyfriend going through some personal tragedy
>suddenly wants it really rough
>all the time
>get the sense it's because he thinks he deserves it rather than wants it if that makes sense
>don't know what the fuck to do

>>7005654
have u tried talking to him?

>>7005654

>get the sense

Ask him and talk to him about how he's feeling

Where can I post my photo and ask people if they'll pity fuck me without looking pathetic?

>>7005596
>that is considered a manlet

The conflation of hight with manliness is dumb senpai. He's not even short.

>>7005698
He is a manlet, but that's a great thing.

Only short men should be bottoms.

Lankets need to fuck off.

>>7005672
Kind of. I'm not very good at this sort of thing. He's usually the better one about communication, but he shut down on me when I tried to bring it up. I probably didn't handle it very well.

But he literally put his hand on my throat and told me to hurt him. I told him I wasn't sure I wanted to under the circumstances because of the way he was asking for it, like he felt like he had something to atone for when what happened wasn't his fault.

>>7005702
I'll take the lanklets thank you.

I guess I can't tell how short he is because nobody is standing next to him (no bf?) to compare.

>>7005730
>I'll take the lanklets thank you.

Please, take them all.

I hate it whenever skinny boys have the nerve to message me on Grindr.

I work for my body, what makes you think I'm going to waste my time with your lazy boring ass?

>>7005738
You sound like a major douche.

>>7005738

>tfw lanklet
>tfw get balls deep in beefy manlets

ugu~

>>7005703
what do you mean when you say you didn't handle it well?

>>7005848
>But he literally put his hand on my throat and told me to hurt him. I told him I wasn't sure I wanted to under the circumstances because of the way he was asking for it, like he felt like he had something to atone for when what happened wasn't his fault.

That's what happened and he kind of shut down on me. So I'm assuming that I said or did something wrong.

He had a recent death in the family and I don't think he's handling it well. I'm trying to be supportive but I'm not used to doing shit like that. He talks like he blames himself for the death somehow and him wanting me to hurt him seems wrong in that light. At the very least it makes me uncomfortable.

But he won't really talk to me or anything. He's bottling everything up.

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>>7005141
>tfw 245 lbs but you couldn't tell from my face
>hands and fingers are eternally bony no matter how fat i am
>will never be cute and warm, only a saggy ghost

>>7005892
I know it's wrong, but i think it's ridiculously hot.
>>7005966
Exercise. It's more to do with poor circulation then body fat.

4chan isn't real.

>>7006006
>Exercise. It's more to do with poor circulation then body fat.
Please stop giving people pseudo-science advice. It's 95% diet and 5% other lifestyle.

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>>7006063
It's more real than my bf

>>7006069
I was talking specifically about cold hands. I sort of got the impression that he didn't want to lose weight, from the cuddly thing.

If I win the lottery, going to wait a bit longer til I lose 20 more lbs then get some decent clothes, arrange someone to look after Cat, and go with the bf to NZ for a month or so.

Also I guess get our two best friends cause they drive, so it'd be nice to have someone drive...

Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves
The dreams of trees unfold
When the woodland calls
Are green and cool
And the wind is in the west
Come back to me...
And say my land is...
Best.

>>7006183
fag

>>7004650
Brazilians are hot. Brazilasians are even hotter. They also fuck hot. They slap and bite you while they fuck you. I'm seeing one this weekend.

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>>7004602
>do you get respect?

Yes. Just inspire the hearts of men.

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>mfw i'm finally moving out and can finally get a dildo and do butt stuff

>>7006579
>tfw no Brad bf

>>7006583

>buttslut is finally gonna live up to his name

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>>7006757
Only took 3 years. Hows life?

>>7004650
I'll probably get shit for this, but British men. Specially the dark haired, light eyed one. Henry Cavill, Jamie Dornan, and Richard Madden are just perfect.

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>>7006875
I'm not cute, i'm MANLY!

>tfw had to imagine gf was a dude when she was blowing me to cum
>tfw slowly accepting my homo lust

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>>7006813
Does your name mean you have a big ass?

If first questioning being yes, have we ever seen it?

>>7006905
No, if anything my butt's a little on the small side. Gotta start squatting and deadlifting again.

>>7006813

Busy and stupid

But on the plus side I kissed a cute cub yesterday

And he called me stud

>>7006896

faggot

>>7006928
Hey, good for you. You must be excited eh? Is there potential?

>>7006928
Yeah, I know. G..gay virgins are a good thing if we're bottoms.

Is dating going to be difficult if I'm not attracted to guys who look like me? I want someone smaller on the more feminine side, but all gay guys want to do is find clones of themselves and hook up.

>>7006934

Yep

We're goin out again and texting frequently and stuff

>virgin bottoms
>good

Tell yourself that when you poop on him

>>7006936

>feminine

breeder pls go

Wish I'd fooled around more when I was younger.

>>7006942
That' great! I'm really happy for you. Greentext the story after your furiously rek his boi pussy

>>7006953
If you're going to wish for impossible things you might as well wish bigger than that.

Hey guys just wondering how do you get a boyfriend?

>>7007035
you meet someone on grindr and if you fuck them good enough you have your bf

>>7007035
You hold his hand when you're 18 and he's 17 and from different top highschools, he's from the posh one, we're still in the top league but just not as posh, and he comes to see you because a friend told him about you but you skipped french so he doesn't then you talk on IM and agree to go to see a movie and you're so nervous and then you finally hold his hand after what seems like ages and then he kisses you at the end of the date.

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>>7007053
This

>>7007056
The fuck?

guys am i masc? feel free to call me daddy

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>>7007315
oops

>>7004602
There's this dude I work with I barely get respect from the mother fucker then there are times he's like cool and we're like chill with each other

Fuck people

>>7007351
Would if I could.

Think you get arrested unless you ask first though.

>>7006846
Jamie dornan is Irish

>>7004716
>I like dutch/german
Are you me?

>>7007463
Norther Ireland is Britain. He's British.

>>7007513
Fair enough I guess.
It's just the Irish reflex when Brits try to appropriate Irish people

>>7007513
He's talking about phenotypes though. That makes Dornan irish.

>>7007672
Fine. The whole British Isles have great looking men.

>>7007767
I'll accept that

Anyone else notice that /pol/ trying to dived us with this raid?

>>7004602
you dont deserve respect

>>7004602
how do i seduce this qt bear in my classes, if possible

I get some respect and I need it too. I like to feel like people rely on me
>>7004777
>Half asian middle eastern
Fucked with one just 4 hours ago, bretty fuggin gud it was.

>>7007933
>qt 20 (almost 21) year old bear is in the same classes as me
>has blond messy hair and big beefy pecs
>just the other day he stretched and I could see his fuzzy tummy ffffuck
Pls

>>7004758
You haven't met me.

>>7004650
Irish and Asians. I love redheads.

>>7008072
Nice, a lot of Brazilians have a thing for the blonde hair and blue eyes. Which I'm glad For haha
>>7007923
Maybe

> im not gay. i dislike men, i only like cock.
Man i hate r9k so much.

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>>7008191
They just want a feminine penis.

>>7008191
I used to think like that a few years ago, now I just want a bf

>>7008421
because having a bf is the best

>>7008666
Is it?

>>7008668
So I hear

>>7008666
stop spreading lies satan

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>tfw this 11/10 guy on tumblr who is better than me in every way (including donger size) got caught photoshopping his pictures

YES
I feel so much better about myself!

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>>7008804
Crab bucket. Lol

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>>7008811

oh yeah totally

i dont care though - it helps me rationalise my life decisions lmao

>>7008820
I like seeing guys live that. Makes me want to get huge and make them my bitch.
>Tfw topping guys who had 40lbs on the pre/fit/ me

>be in relationship
>use to have sex all the time
>now its more like once a week for sex
>bf loves to view & watch porn daily and masturbate to other guys while in bed with me (I tend to sleep through it)

Should I dump him? Is not viewing porn and lusting after other guys cheating?

>>7008893
I would. My experience is when the sex life dies off the relationship starts to fail.

>>7008893
Do what you want. If you don't like them anymore then do what you think is best. Porn isn't cheating though.

>>7008852

except that some people are only at that level due to luck or inherent quantities I cant work towards.

seeing a guy with a huge dick isnt going to motivate me - cause mine isnt gonna get any bigger. similarly, seeing someone with fantastic muscular insertions isnt motivational because I know I cant improve my skeletomuscular structure.

>>7008936
I what you mean. For a long time I was worried my dick was to small.
I get called big and huge and stuff like that but I'm still specious about it.

Like on a mental level I know I'm pretty far above average, but I still wish it was bigger.

>>7004650
Blacks and Asians.

>>7009223
Nice, how do you feel about blasians tho ?

>>7009297
They are hot as hell.

What's everyone's turn off in a guy preferably personality wise

>>7009430
being irish

>>7009223
he said hottest nationalities, not ugliest

>>7009445
Well I can't fuck everyone

>>7009466
I like asains. An entire race of twinks.

>>7009430

Not very motivated I guess

>>7009430
I love clean white teeth, but fuck guys that floss.

So fucking pretentious.

>>7009532
Hmm what an odd distinction,
So if they floss but have pray whites,thats a net loss in attraction?

>>7009466
That's like your opinion man.

>>7009532
>not flossing at least once a week
I hope you enjoy all those bacteria brittling your teeth and making your breath smell like shit

>>7009532
How ridiculously self-contradictory. Flossing is a necessary part of good oral hygiene.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01G8JDL0W/

should i get it ??

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>>7009430
Unable to listen to reason and too prideful to apologize or admit when they're wrong.

>>7009657
I feel like your talking about me

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>ask someone "would you kiss me?"
>sure :)

WHY DOES NOBODY WANT ME

>>7009657
that lil guy gon get it

>>7009430
Neets, really. I'd like a potential partner to have either employment that pays his bills, or be studying something sensible full-time. Someone with a stable and/or promising life in the present and future.

>>7009813
That was my first thought to. Lol

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>>7009796
I wasn't.

>>7009813
>implying he isn't the only top there

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>go to mCdonalds while high as fuck
>order two cheese burgers, a small Fanta and a curry dip
>he asks me if I want fries to go with the dip
>I tell him no
>pay for the food and take a seat in a spot where he can see me dipping the burgers in the curry sauce
>pic related, his face the entire time
Anyway, what did you have for dinner today?

>>7009843
I know because you said you liked me faggot

Would you date an inexperienced and possibly nervous but willing guy? Or would the extra time and effort needed to become good at pleasing each other be too much of a bother?

>>7009852
>Anyway, what did you have for dinner today?
Home-made lasagna! Didn't bother to make a fancy one, just the basics with a good amount of spices. Still good.

>>7009865

There's a lot more to dating than sex, anon.

>>7009430
Being overly negative. Self-deprecation, realism, dark humor, general deprecation, all of that I can deal with and even appreciate. But some people just choose to be fucking miserable and minimize every good thing that happens while maximizing the bad. Or they just selectively only see the bad shit. Or they see everything as black or white, and fail to appreciate the shades of grey that come with every situation. They are undone by their own toxic thought patterns and make for miserable company.

Also, selfish people who expect everyone to accommodate to their own needs and way of life. I had a bf for two years who literally never asked me how I was. The subject of me just never came up, even when I had a death in the family.

People who just can't communicate are also hard to deal with, though I'm afraid I fall in that category too. Sluts because I'm insecure, people who enjoy a parasitic life style because I can't provide for it, people who are closed minded and deprecate everything they don't understand or find personally unappealing because they are usually a dull company... Fuck, I'm picky. Good thing I have low standards regarding looks.

>>7009532
Enjoy your interproximal cavity, pleb. I hate flossing with a burning passion, but it really is a necessary part of oral hygiene. There's always so much shit in there, it's insane.

>>7009865
I think it's kind of hot. to be honest.
I'd be willing to give you hours and hours of practice.

>>7009895
Self deprecation to the point where it's obviously used to try and protect yourself from criticism ("you can't say anything about me I haven't already said myself") gets kind of pathetic.

>>7009865
Yes. Very much so. I'm tired of having to exchange sexual favors before a proper date.

>>7009865
Yeah, it'd be nice to just get to know a guy and be more personable I'm doing that with the guy I'm seeing next we're taking it slow so that it's not just about sex

>>7009930
I don't mind that. Especially if there's some humor in there. Everyone has their own ways of dealing with life and insecurity. I only really mind the people who go out of their way to be miserable.

>>7009880
Yes, but it's the only part I worry about. I've shaken much of the social awkwardness I once had, but I've only been physically intimate with one person and even then not a great amount.

>>7009915
>>7009941
Thanks, that's a bit reassuring. I plan to be upfront about in any case.

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>>7009879
>homemade lasagna
That's some goddamn good eating

I always make it when I'm really jonesin for some good Italian and have the time to put it together too, pic related, a piece of one of my past lasagnas

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>>7009852
Buttered salmon with a lots of veggies on the side.

Technically it was breakfast since it was my first meal of the day due to waking up late.

>>7009954
I've as much desire for casual hookups as I have experience, which is none. Not sure if I'm a romantic or just a nerd.

>>7010001
I'm usually more inclined to make bolognese with normal pasta. Not a traditional or authentic recipe, but a personal one I never get tired of.

>>7010005
>veggies on the side
Did this include green beens or aspargus? I think those would go great with salmon.

>>7010061
thats a good thing to have man. I wish i was the same way
>>7009852
I had a burger with a side salad, it was alright

>>7010061
Several different kinds of sliced up bell peppers, baby corn, some sliced up radishes, some mushrooms, carrots and some cucumber. Might try adding green beans or asparagus since I basically eat the same meal every day anyway.

>>7010074
I don't have much at all but hopes, dreams and a fairly cute butt.

>>7010112
Oh, and baby spinach ought to be pretty great in that mix as well.

The aspargus I would steam or boil briefly then brush with melted butter and grill them for a bit (or fry in butter for simplicity)

>>7010144
post butt, thats all you need desu tho
you'll get what you want, don't worry

>>7010061
Bolognese is alright. I make it when I'm in a rush, as making a quick pasta bolognese only takes half an hour.

The best pasta I think is Barilla brand penne pasta, and the meat I always get from the butcher shop. They have really good fresh and lean horse meat for 6€/kg so there's literally no reason to buy vacuum packed meat
>>7010074
A burger is always a good choice as long as you don't eat fries with it

>>7010162
yeah I get you, there was just nothing in so i got this because it takes like 5 minutes with the foreman grill thing, plus I love salad. funny thing is, all this talk of italian food and my other choice was going to be tagliatelle and seasoned meatballs

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>misanthropic bitter faggot
>spent most of my life calling myself asexual because I thought it sounded cool and not because I actually thought I was asexual
>grow the fuck up
>figure it doesn't matter if I'm gay, straight or whatever because I'm dead inside and will never have feelings for anyone or fuck/get fucked by anyone so why bother
>in class
>guy helping prof pass out sheets
>smiles at me
>says "Hey"
>oh my fucking god fuck this guy am I right
>but also oh my fucking god FUCK this guy
>working together on a group project
>he's goddamn so apple pie and wholesome and nicer than he has any right to be
>he even smells good
>now living in a land of unwanted boners
>tfw I realize I've probably been tsundere for dick my whole life
>tfw I've never been more mad at another living creature on this shitty planet than I am at myself right now

I am so fucking lonely, why is it so damn hard to meet guys?

>>7010193
Hi :)

>>7010168
I hear Italians get triggered when people refer to meatballs and pasta as Italian food

Apparently it's "american italian, not italian" but I think that's a bunch of bunk. I learned from Babylon 5 that all cultures have a version of meatballs, so I think the Italians are just mad at Americans.
>>7010172
autism

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>>7010172
You sound adorkable. I hope he warms the cold dead cockles of your heart and you have a zaney 'opposites-attract' romcom adventure.

I want to eat pancakes with circe and hold hands with him

>>7010238
Does he even identify as a he? Because he's clearly been taking titty skittles.

>>7010217
ahh forget about it, its understandable i just love meaty balls desu.
esp in a nice sauce
>>7010229
One's an emotionally dead loner, the other an electric and out going dancer. its Rigger + Morris

>Bolognese is alright. I make it when I'm in a rush, as making a quick pasta bolognese only takes half an hour.
I like to let mine simmer for 30 minutes, so total time is a bit longer. I put a lot of cayenne powder and fresh parsley in it afterwards when I'm satisfied with the taste and texture. I use beef stock and concentrated tomato paste in the sauce, which gives it strong rich taste that meshes well with the spicyness of the chili, the sweetness of the onions and the aroma of all the herbs.

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Speedball here

>IrishAnon and Circe are the most active trips

what an odd turn /gg/ has taken in the last 2 weeks.

maybe I should start tripping at least some of the time?

also I probably won't start tripping right away aside from this post even if I do decide to go full tripfag

also also where is KingRice? you killed him and buried him in your potato fields didn't you Irishanon?

>>7010334
he has better things to do, I don't. if I was to murder anything it'd be his bm, if you know what i mean :^)ccc

>>7010248
Sounds like you've tinkered with your recipe for some time. Personally I don't like chili in Italian food, but I put a lot of garlic and black pepper in it for spiciness. I also hate that I can't afford fresh herbs, that stuff really makes the taste.

Sauces aren't really my thing when it comes to Italian cuisine, as I said earlier. If I have the time I just make lasagna and man am I a magician at it. It's so good that if I get three volunteers to help me with it I can make two kilos of my lasagna disappear in five minutes.

>>7010248
>>7010350
Sounds good guys, I'll be the judge, let's have a spaghetti off
Ready
Steady
Spill

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>>7010582

this was a pretty big spill i made when i was wasted last week

>dat thirst

>>7010601
Is this the guy who thought you were joking and blocked you?
Also yeah major spillage there

>>7010601

Yeah, you might have gone a little overboard with those messages.

>>7010601

Damn gurl

>>7010658
My favorite part is that it's not the beginning or end, it's like episode four:a new hope

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>>7010678
some more

>>7010671
>>7010658

I was EXTREMELY drunk

We should merge with mascgen

>>7010691
Dude 1 question are like an anon anon or should we know you from other posts/former trip?

>>7010699
anon anon

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>>7010601
>>7010691
>no one will ever want your dick this much

>>7010691
OMG YAS KWEEN WEAR UR HAERT ON UR SLEEVE XOXO

>>7010242

Most of the time, nowadays.

>>7010691
you could just tell him you were drunk but still think he's hot in an attempt to salvage it?

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>>7010738
Contrary to all available evidence i do actually have some dignity. I know im permanently done with this guy lmao

>>7010713
I actually had the reverse thing happen to me that very same night, where a super cute guy spent 40 minutes begging me to fuck him #spooky

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>>7010750
this is the guy from that convo

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Is this sufficiently un-femme?

Rate my trash-twink aesthetic

>>7010768
Looks dumb.

>>7010750
jesus

he sure seems horny
>>7010757
I'm 90% sure I've seen that pic somewhere before...

might be that you almost got catfished

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>>7010768

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>>7010791
>>7010773

Circe come to mascgen wed love you there <3

It's been a while gaygen, thirsty freshman anon here
So basically we're in the 4th week of Praxis (it's kinda like hazing), and I've been selected to be a central piece of a decade-long tradition on the upcoming Freshman Dinner next thursday: Whores vs Pimps
So me and 5 other dudes are to dress up as the trashiest whores we can and we'll do some songs with 6 girls dressed as the most macho of pimps, all the whores and pimps have something in particular. I'm the one that's the most open, I'm gonna drop a soccer ball from my vagina. Already got my costume ready
The guy that I rate as 10/10 is also going to be one of the 6 whores (he's the hairy one), so we're working together and getting to know each other
I made more friends too, one of them's a really tall guy from the isles, he's the traditional guy girls fall for, so not really my type. He's pretty cool and we've played league, but I have to say I can't get enough of his chest, I'm talking Chris Evans-tier tits
The other one is a pretty cool dude too but he's a vegan hindu feminist faggot, at least he doesn't bring it up often, and he's one of the whores too (the one with the deepest vagina)

My ass is giving me way more female attention, I hear them talk about me and just about everyone, they're worse than guys

>>7010810

I'm not falling for this!

>>7010828
If you're gonna blogpost at least do it in green text rather than a text wall.

>>7010828
>My ass is giving me way more female attention
Post it.

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>>7010768
Your niche is incredibly specific. I wish you luck to try to attract anyone in that outfit.

>>7010981
Go back to /wooo/

>>7010757
He looks incredibly cute.

>>7010984
What even is that.

>have known gay friend
>I tell him how I feel and he shoots me down
>I cut off contact for a year
>then two weeks ago he comes to my job and pretends to be shopping.
>mostly him looking around like a doofus
>I walk out and he pretends to just so happen to run into me.
>we talk and start texting again
>he wants to hangout at my place sometime this month.

So, what do I do about this? I still have past feelings. Also, I have never really done anything with a guy and want just try giving him a handjob. Is there anyway to go about this without being creepy? Other than that I just planned on watching anime and playing video games like we use to.

>>7011020
Hang out with him.
Ask if it'd be cool if you guys had a bro job.
Two things will happen.
>he says yes
>you have a great time

>he says no
>"Oh okay." And then you chill for the rest of the night and move on.

>not a single mention of Pence's homophobia in the VP debates
Laaaame.

>>7010991
a board on 420chan

>>7010991
>What is Google?

>>7011244
i usually use lowercase "i"s. just a tip for the future.

>>7011259
not really

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>mfw I was horny and in the moment I ordered a 9 inch wide buttplug but after cumming and losing my horn realise it's a bad idea, try to cancel the order but can't so have no choice other than to destroy my anus

What's it called when you want to suck a guy's dick, pound his ass, and cuddle afterwards but youre not gay?

How do I gaybar? I need some gay friends/numbers.

>>7011302

Hopefully you mean circumference. I mean, that's still gonna give you a killer rosebud, but still

>>7011316
alcohol

>>7011315
you're trans

>>7011302
whoops

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>>7011315

Denial

>>7011244

Prepare your boypussy

>>7011320
yeah i meant circumference, I should probably just throw it out but it'd be such a waste of money

>>7010217
I mean

>>7010229
He warms my cockles alright. Holy shit that was terrible. What the fuck is happening to me?

We're the only two people in our group that are taking this damned project seriously so I guess we've kind of bonded over that. We text a lot now. He's said a couple of times that we should hang out once it's all over. I'm not really sure he's being sincere, though.

>>7010247
I don't remember how the subject came up, but he says he can't dance outside of really cheesy shit like the sprinkler and shit like that. But otherwise seems legit.

I'm not a total loner though. I have two friends. Maybe three. I'm not sure if this guy considers me a friend or not.

>>7011322
I know alcohol, but I'm too much of a pussy to physically go to one and there's like 3 or so in my area, but I'm not sure which one will have the right dudes.

>>7011322
>>7011373
One time I was getting drunk with a friend and he took his pants off when I went to the bathroom and seemed to expect that, because I was gay, I would be turned on or give him a handjob. It was pretty awkward.

>>7011411
that friend was me and i'm still mad

>>7011373
drink before you go

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>>7009865
my current bf is like this
it all depends but as long as they are willing to give you the chance then it's fine but don't let people waste your time

>>7010768
trying way too hard...

>>7011524
I imagine it would go smoothly if you (the more experienced one) is good at communicating, taking the lead and having patience.

Subjecting a real qt to my sloppy kisses and terrible blowjobs will inevitably be embarrassing. At least I cuddle well and enthusiastically I guess.

don't doubt my ability to cram the night before a test

>>7011048
Sounds like good advice. It's just so awkward hanging out with someone you like and they are aware.

>>7011607
Cramming is easy. It's starting that ten page paper at 10pm that's rough.

>>7011617
Worst feeling ever tb h. When this happens I have several breakdowns throughout the night and often consider killing myself.

Met some cuties~

And the first band at the show was fucking AWESOME.

They're called Zaat. They were rad.

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>tfw homolust is coming back

>>7011679

post spread boypussy

>>7011726
That was just a phase XDD. Maybe after winter bulk.

How the hell do I convince someone there's no such thing as "gay death?" 30 is when things start getting good.

>>7011634
I always liked it. I did will under pressure. Lack of sleep sucked though.
>>7011771
Gay death is very real for fem guys.

I want a hairy anus in my face

>>7011884
Never been rimmed before.
What's it like?

>>7011894

I haven't either I always do the rimmin

>>7011894

like a weird slimy tentacle rubbing your butthole

>>7011894

it feels, like, slightly nice but i dont really get the whole obsessiom with it

its not that good

>>7009430
no hobbies at all

>>7012017

does shitposting count tho

>>7011894
Make sure they shave. That's all I have to say on the matter.

>>7012020
literally anything counts
people who won't talk about anything they like (including music or tv shows) come off as overwhelmingly timid and too eager to please, which just isn't sustainable

>>7012040
Did you lick someone's hairy bum?
Yeah I can get that it's bad, I've had my own problems with it.
No bueno

>>7011894
feels good, but not good enough to request it from someone i want to kiss later

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>>7005425

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>>7012075
Nah, a guy thought it would be cute to put his prickly face where it don't belong while I was on top of him doing things with my mouth.

>>7012112
Oh haha, yeah idk about 69ing and the like, because I can focus and enjoy two different things. Id rather take turns

>>7005425
straight guy here

wow that was extremely gay, i kind of wondered what it would look like for gay guys like that to fuck but that was even gayer than i thought

thought i should share

>>7010203
IRL I mean

Every guy I talk to on scruff flakes on me or ignores me after the first meet :(
I'm not even that unattractive or awkward and I'm not going after 10s

>>7012199
Maybe you're going after guys who think they're 10's

>>7012214
Nah, I don't think that's the case. I guess I should try OK cupid again or some other apps.

>>7012225
Yeah I was just throwing stuff out. Idk which app is the best but I got legit dates off hornet

>>7012112

bristly stubble is the best though

feels so good

Who is Maki and why is he shitting up mascgen?

>>7012313
It felt like I was being molested by a cactus. How in the world does chafing taint rape feel good?

Do gays have high standards when it comes to guys they date? I'm planning to go visit a gay bar in hopes getting a bf. I'm pretty average looking shy white guy.

>>7012519
He's the kind of tranny that other trannies call insane. He's deranged enough to think anyone cares about him, but not smart enough to realize everyone is laughing at him. I can't believe no one has murdered him yet. Although he'll commit suicide any time now.

>>7010768
cute

>>7010768
fell-down-a-ravine-core

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>>7013005
They have almost no standards. If you are male and okay looking you should not have an issue. Even if you are shy, but you should learn how to be confident. It'll only help

>>7013124
Lol funniest thing ever

>>7012519
ignore him

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>>7011576
The thing is that I do have more experience than him but mostly I'm just more confident and masculine than he is. When they are nervous they are going to want to take things really slow, and I got pissed the fuck off at him recently because of that, but at the end of the night I was glad that I had someone who wanted to take that time instead of my last bf who was a degenerate and rushed everything.
But I can't help but be a little pissed. In the back of my head, I feel like I am wasting my time even though I know he genuinely likes me.

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y'all niggas dead or does nobody wake up before 12...

What killed gaygen

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>>7013440
I have not slept for almost 24 hours.

>>7013462
AIDS. Gay cancer is rampant for these DEGENERATES.

>>7013340
>When they are nervous they are going to want to take things really slow, and I got pissed the fuck off at him recently because of that
Would you mind telling what happened? (or didn't, as it were)

>>7013440
I've had a productive day actually, I finally changed my cars track rods, then went off and got the alignment done. Jesus it needed it.

I also went to fix one of my speakers but I can't find my multimeter, it has a bad earth I think.

Soon I will be changing my sway bar bushes and front and rear drop links :3

>>7013124
So, he's a tranny who didn't transition and now shitposts on gay threads?

I wish I was still with my ex-fiance.

>>7013613
Why did you two break up?

>>7013661

Lots of reasons.
I had a worsening depression and self-destructive ticks and he had worsening anxiety and anger issues.
We made each other worse to a critical point.
We started off as going on break.
But then he ghosted me.

I'm sure all the shitty things i did didn't help, either.

>>7013687
Sorry to hear that. I wonder how anyone could just drop someone from their lives like that, especially when it was someone you loved. How long were you two together?

>>7013776

Three years.

>>7013779
And he just cut all contact just like that? Have you tried talking to him?

New thread when

>>7013797

I tried calling him on someone else's phone a month after my attempt earlier this year.

It was messy and i was too overcome with emotion to really say any of the things i wanted or ask any of the questions i had.

He told me we were over, forever. That is was never ever going to work, ever again. That we were definitely, definitely done. Because of "that". Which i never got to ask about but i can imagine, honestly, at least a dozen things that it could be.

He said we can meet again on the anniversary of the start of our break.
And I was pretty ok for awhile but lately i've been thinking about it all the time.

>>7013816
What could you have possibly done to be treated like that? Did you have an affair?

>>7013861

Flirted with people in front of him.
Tried to hurt myself in front of him, twice very, very grievously.
Lots of fugue state episodes, catatonia/hysteria cycles,
I sucked on one of my friends' tits in front of him once when he came to my place for emotional support and reconciliation.
And deep down inside I know i did the non-pathological shittiness to drive him away once my self-destructiveness got to a certain point.
I wanted to get rid of him so i could kill myself, i just didn't want to admit it to myself. And through that, i hurt him so, so many times.
It was, honestly, the main fuel for my suicide attempt and the burst of self harming leading up to it after he left.

>>7013961
>>7013961

New thread