Gay General: Show underwear edition

How do I stop being self hating? Also how to break it to gf without crushing her?

>>7013975
If u lose all gains during a week, you didn't have any to start with >.>

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>>7013961
as you wish, since yall like this pic

>>7014006
Would spank red as a cherry :3

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>>7014069
I'd like that tbqh
>>7014082
cute butt and tum,

>>7014098

I've bee feeling better about my tum lately.
I just to think i was too pudgy and soft
But I'm working on fixing that now

>>7014121
its adorable,
would blow strawberries/10

>>7014082
your nose is so huge holy shit
you literally look like some shitty /pol/ meme

you also have no ass and what looks like gross loose skin on your belly

>>7013984
>How do I stop being self hating?
By thinking rationally and calmly about things.
>Also how to break it to gf without crushing her?
Whether or not she's crushed is up to her not you. And you know, you're not breaking up with her for a reason that'd cause self esteem issues so it ought to be one of the better reasons to be dumped.

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I've been talking to this boy for a little while, not long. But I don't think that he is taking me seriously. Am I being an asshole for thinking he should make any kind of commitment? I've only seen him a few times now on dates...so I get why he would think that.
Because I feel like a bitch if I'm just some guy to him. I don't know. I like him so I don't think that cutting him out is the right thing to do but wondering how y'all would handle this.

I'm pretty thin, but too much of the body fat that I do have rides on my hips and belly which looks unsightly in my bathroom mirror at least. Ideal body is thin with a bit of definition. Should I slim down first or just eat and lift during the winter?

I average well over 10 miles walking a day among the other manual labour of my job, so health-wise it's all pretty good.

>>7014266
Ask him what type of relationship he's looking for?

>>7014300
If you're going to be seen naked sub, I'd cut first. If not winter is bulking season, put on mass now and cut the fat come spring.

>>7014335
>If you're going to be seen naked
Unlikely but hopefully.

Anyway I'll probably try to lose the last couple of pounds then. Hope the rest of me won't go auschwitz mode. Is it possible to build mass while staying at a fairly low body fat percentage afterwards anyway?

>>7014309
I'm not even sure that he knows. He isn't into hookups or anything like that, but when I asked him if we were a thing he got all scared and shit. But the way things have been going, we are for sure more than friends. I think he is scared of commitment and he wants to spend a lot of time around me before coming to that decision. But I feel like a sucker if I have to sit around waiting for him to make a decision about whether to throw me out or not.
I dunno. I think I just have to be chill about it and not expect anything, but it feels like I'm lowering my standards if I do that.

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Isn't that a good thing
I don't want to be a twink

>>7014374
>scared of commitment
I have trouble understanding people like that. I'm scared of loneliness and uncertainty.

>I dunno. I think I just have to be chill about it and not expect anything, but it feels like I'm lowering my standards if I do that.
Depends entirely on how long of a time we're talking about. Give him some time if you think he's worth it. Otherwise dump him and say you want a guy who knows what he wants.

>>7014389
You're right. I'm not going to wait months and months just for him to make up his mind. I'm going to give him a fair chance because I think he is worth it. But if I feel like he still isn't taking me seriously, even after a while, then I will have no other choice than to end it.

>>7014467
Sounds like a good decision anon.

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>>7013961
hooray my trapbar showed up today

How improbable would it be to find a bf who is faithful/monogamous, willing to put up with my horrible autism, and doesn't mind my low libido plus lack of interest in butt stuff?

Did I pick the wrong sexuality?

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Since I'm going as Harley for Halloween, these are my underwear and fishnets

Not shaving or tucking, fuck that faggot Shit

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>>7014006
its okay

>>7014082
cute

>complimentary undies

>>7014631
>literally crossdressing
>not faggot shit
lol

it's a-ok if you say no homo when you leave the party though

>>7014631

>slutty masc

Yes.

>>7014655

i'm sorry but i can't with this webm

>>7014661

Other than the tights, it's not really crossdressing.

I ditched the wig and the visible bra.

Anyone ever feel like they lost their true love, and you will be foreveralone.jpg? I've had that feeling all day. Why must it be so hard to find gay guys.....

>>7014687

Only all fucking year.
Tell me the fuck about it, anon.

>>7014684
>I ditched the wig
>mfw everyone will just think you're some weird gay hooker because they cant recognize that you're supposed to be dressed as harley

>>7014696
I got dumped a little over a week ago by said love.... first guy I've met that I even came close to liking in 5 years.... now I'm back to Noone. I honestly kinda wish I could go back before we met.... I was used to this shit then

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>you will never find a faithful twink
>ever
Life is misery.

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>>7014707

I don't think so.

Seems pretty easy

>>7014708

I know that feel, kind of.
But we were in a relationship for so long, i can't really say I want to go back to before because i'm not even really the person anymore.
How long were you guys hooked?

>>7014714

the cutest shit

>>7014735
Only 2 months.... I know that's not very long. But I had never felt that way before. Not even close.....

>>7014714
I think the cap makes up for the wig

it's an ok costume

>>7014735

Thanks

>>7014805
I'm gonna paint my mustache red and blue to compensate for the lack of painted pig tails.

>>7014711
This 100%

>>7014362
Yes. Lean bulking is possible. It's slow going though, and you've got to keep a good watch on your calories.

>>7014811
>I'm gonna paint my mustache red and blue to compensate for the lack of painted pig tails.
That's just tacky as fuck, your costume is better without it.

>>7014711
Sure you will. You just have to fuck them good enough, and they won't want any other dick.

>>7014851
Tacky seems like it would go well with the whole thing.

If the eyes come out good I will but laziness might prevail

>>7014711
>Going after twinks
Eww
Otters are where it's at

I'm going as 11 from stranger things for Halloween.

>>7014915
Wig and dress version, deprivation tank version, or dark Phoenix?

>>7013961
Wish I could.. But I have been going Commando ever since 1999 after the incident where i had to get stitches in that area of my body and ever since ive been happy and my lower area's been happy.. Also Nice pick if thats you :)

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>sorry, but I have to ask you this anon: are you on the spectrum?

>>7014950
I was in the same spot as you in 1994 during the bosnian war, the scars never healed

they slapped me with a dishonorable discharge, the info is now classified but long story short you don't go rogue without facing the consequences

>>7014992
Did you partake in any of the genocide? What side were you on? How many people have you killed? How many of them were innocent civilians?

>>7014082
My penis got so erect so quickly after seeing this that i thought i broke my pants

>>7014082
cute nose, and the little chub on your tummy is mega qt

>>7014937
Dress and jacket, Jesus im no fool

>>7014711

>tfw hopefully meeting with qt twink this weekend

>>7014915

That seems like a very odd choice for halloween

Gaygen, is having a partner worth it if you need to constantly question if they're on your side or not?

I don't wanna go too heavily into specifics, but I'm a bit asocial. I've had lots of times where I've been honest with people, but as soon as it hasn't gone their way they respond with absolute and unnecessary vitriolic hostility. I've had my reputation dragged through the mud by at least 6 people who wanted to unhinge my life, and wanted to bury me.

I've been subject to malicious rumours, false reports, physical violence, social shunning, and god knows what else because people love to run their mouth about fantasies of wrongdoings.

It has put me in a position where, I don't think if I had a partner, I could trust them. I feel like any partner I have may as well be a one night stand, because ultimately I'll become disposable to them. Would you consider having a partner if you felt you couldn't really trust them to be on your side?

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In the good old days of “actually existing Socialism,” every schoolchild was told again and again of how Lenin read voraciously, and of his advice to young people: “Learn, learn, and learn!”

A classic joke from Socialism produces a nice subversive effect by using this motto in an unexpected context. Marx, Engels, and Lenin were each asked what they preferred, a wife or a mistress. Marx, whose attitude in intimate matters is well known to have been rather conservative, answered “A wife”; Engels, who knew how to enjoy life, answered, of course, “A mistress”; the surprise comes with Lenin, who answered “Both, wife and mistress!” Is he dedicated to a hidden pursuit of excessive sexual pleasures? No, since he quickly explains: “This way, you can tell your mistress that you’re with your wife, and your wife that you are about to visit your mistress …” “And what do you actually do?” “I go to a solitary place and learn, learn, and learn!”

>>7015055
Find someone with abandonment issues

>>7015055

im gonna be honest here

99% of the time someone complains that everyone is unnecessarily horrible to them adn that their unfairly targeted, its because they just dont realise how shitty a person you are

people don't get attacked to that extreme level unless theyve done something a lot more serious than being "a bit asocial".

i dont feel sorry for you. Move to a different place and try again.

>>7015048
How the show is spooktacular, it's in the media's lens, it's a good genderbender, I can pull it off. ???

>>7015071

I wasn't sure how popular the show was honestly, I only watched it because a friend recommended it, was pretty entertaining though. Just doesn't seem like there's much potential in going as 11 though, a shaved head girl maybe wearing a gown or something?

I'm going to my first ever party /pub crawl tomorrow.

i hope im not too autistic.
anyone got any tips that aren't just "be urself xD"?

>>7015009
As I said it's all classified and I'd be court-martialed to high hell if I disclosed any of it. I was lucky to get out of it alive

I will say this: look into what happened to Balkans and look at what is happening in Levant today and you can tell the future of that region.

>>7015074
The gown, jacket, waffles, scuffed with some fake dried blood
Halloween isn't about elaborate costumes, it's about the ability to minimize effort maximize aesthetic
>>7015079
Pace yourself, drink some water before and between pints and today or tomorrow buy packets of electrolytes to mix with your water in the morning so you have a less severe hangover

>>7015055
You can date someone like me, a paranoid bitter loner who only sees the bad in people.

>>7015070
Ya know, it's not everyone, not straight up. It's a small number of people that tell such heinous lies that have manipulated people against me. That shit surmounts, I don't think most people have been shitty to me over a silly prerogative. I think they've been told colourful versions of events that paint me to be somewhat worse in the situation than I was, omitting their own actions as well, and I think that spreads bad press for me.

I think many of the people that now dislike me wouldn't have had any reason to were it not for those few people.

>>7015094
Your tinfoil hat is showing

>>7015137
Are you straight?

>>7015118
See, the thing is, is that you say I'm a shitty person. I'm not really fit to judge that. But let's suppose that either way, whether I'm a shit person or not, if I have a disagreement with someone who is shit, could they not do shitty things?

Here's one scenario, someone runs a shop. I give that shop repeated business. Their prices aren't the best, but they're working reasonably hard in there. They make some homophobic jokes and stuff, but I ignore it, I'm better than biting on that. Now they provide a service, it's not terribly expensive, but a service is a service and you expect it done well. This guy's shop starts getting into financial difficulty. And suddenly, mysteriously, the quality in service drops. I start having to pay for that service more often. It's always a plethora of excuses as to why it's worse quality, somehow my fault. I mention to someone else that they haven't been doing a good job, they need to start working harder at it. Now the shop owner catches wind of this, and turns around and tells me he isn't interested in my business, and I'm not a valued customer. I spent quite a bit of money in there over some time, and I was pretty damn offended that because I'd commented on the declining service - as 6 or 7 other people had - I'd put up with the homophobic remarks, delays etc., and they had the gall to tell me I wasn't a valued customer.

I put up a Facebook post, knowing people would see it. I briefly detailed they wouldn't be getting my business again because of their behaviour, and I thought people should be aware. They then start accusing me of slander, and start telling people that I was maliciously bullying them because I couldn't get the prices I wanted, and that I was trying to poach their business - neglecting that they'd done any wrong.

I start getting shit from people over it, because they told a very lopsided story.

Is that really me being a shit person?

>>7015157
You decided to start a fight. That has nothing to do with being a shit person or not. When initiating a fight you need to be sure you can control the damage the fight will create, such as them trying to destroy your reputation. Had you limited or controlled their access to information, an been louder than them, it could have been them having their reputation ruined. Having people on your side backing you up against their shit talking would also be a plus.

You should have prepared yourself more before antagonising them or just taken your business elsewhere without confronting them about it.

>>7015178
I'm an aspie for not wanting to pay for the same service repeatedly to get a good job, don't enjoy shops making jokes at my expense repeatedly, being told to fuck off by them, and then having them shit talk me?

Out of everyone that commented on the service quality, I was the only one that had such ridiculous problems.

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>have a bad day because oversleeped and felt groggy
>have salmon for dinner
>instantly feel better
I should have had the fish for breakfast, well maybe next time

How was your day?

>>7015043
>>7015046

<3

>>7015187
autists make for easy targets

How do you guys not like women. They're so pretty and delicate. They are so complementary to men.

>>7015239

Because i just want a big warm fuzzy teddy bear human to hug me and make me feel like his little princette.
And to stick his dick in me.

>>7015251
sounds like narcissism to me

>>7015182
So basically, as soon as I have a problem with someone, I should be obnoxious about it and start lying to make them out to be worse than they are? Also I didn't start shit, they started that the minute they decided to start conning their customers. Hell I see him conning one of the people that gave me shit before over this situation, but people don't wanna believe that he's screwing them over just like he tried to screw me over.

>>7015240
I do now, but yeah it made me fuckin angry that I put up with all of that shit and he turned around and told me to fuck off because I criticised his work - just like half a dozen other people had.

He had to lie like crazy about his behaviour and mine, and when you have to lie about a situation you were clearly in the wrong. You don't lie to make yourself seem worse.

>>7015219
>woke up at 4pm
>ate junk for 'breakfast'
>sat at computer and watched bazinga theory
>youtube and 4chan since then
>fries and faggots (kek) for dinner
I foresee tomorrow being much the same

>>7015237
I feel that knowing this is what keeps me from interacting with people

>>7015239
but they don't have cute dicks to suck tho

>>7015274
>So basically, as soon as I have a problem with someone, I should be obnoxious about it and start lying to make them out to be worse than they are?
No... I'm saying you should have handled it like a PR agent would. Used the techniques taught to people who deal with that kind of shit for a living.
The truth is you had nothing to gain from telling the truth about them and a whole lot to lose, and should just have walked away. Unless a person has a talent for public banter, which you obviously don't have, they should avoid situations like that.

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>>7015266

It's because I never get to feel like one when i'm alone. j j

>>7015219

I drew a little and then i walked with one of my friends to go buy a buuuunch of candy.

>>7015296
Yeah see, except it's the whole 'lying' thing that's a problem. People do that whether it's face to face, online, or whatever. People are quick to run their mouths with bullshit, so if you just walk away and leave it be, they still fucking do it.

When people run around telling other people you mocked their mental illness, or you laughed at something tragic in their lives happening, just to make you look shitty - what damage control can you do there? Walking away does nothing. I've had both of those, and the abuse from other people that ensued in retaliation for shit I hadn't done is awful.

Back to the original topic a bit, if I had a partner, how do I know they wouldn't just do that as soon as things didn't go their way?

>>7015219
Are you literally a cat? Eating all that fish

>tfw socially awkward weirdos always fall for me

>>7015345
>tfw no qt for this socially awkward weirdo to fall for

>>7015275
That all sounds sad to me

Waking up and simply going through the same old habits every day is a really bad way to live.
>>7015321
On the Internet, no one knows you are a cat

Cats dont actually like fish though, in fact most domestic cats hate it. They'd much rather a chicken than a fish.

>>7015368
The more you know
So ... Your a bear?

>>7015313
>Back to the original topic a bit, if I had a partner, how do I know they wouldn't just do that as soon as things didn't go their way?
Get to know them before you start a relationship. Red flags if they talk behind peoples back, are overly defensive, or tries to justifies their own actions incessantly without any personal insight. Basically don't date people who sounds like you.
This guys makes a point >>7015064

>meet a guy who gets me drunk for the first time
>have great long conversation with him, we both like anime and vidya
>approach him online
>all the conversation I start is very awkward and nothing like that night
Why?

>>7015409
>Basically don't date people who sounds like you.
At least back it up m8

I barely started and i'm already too nauseous to keep going.. bluergghh ugh i'm so nauseous it hurts

>>7015437
>are overly defensive, or tries to justifies their own actions incessantly without any personal insight

>>7015368
>JUST

>>7015461
>mistaking mascgen for this one
Oh anon. You're such a card.

>>7015403
Nah I am one of those eagles who fly around without a care in the world but occasionally catches a fish for sustenance
>>7015410
You should meet up with him again irl

If online conversation between you two is awkward it's because you don't know each other well enough.

Ask him if he's up to do something with you. Maybe go see a movie, go bowling, playing pool, maybe just go for another night of drinking.

>>7015537
Well you can swoop on me anytime ;)

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>>7015514
how's the pupp

http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/05/technology/4chan-shutting-down/


4chan is shutting down by the end of the year. Anyone else excited about that?

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>>7015545
*swoops on you*

>>7015514
Kyle harrington >samurbi

Prove me wrong sp

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I want a cute young bear to spoon me at night, why are they extinct.

>send hairy qt face pic
>no response for hours
Fuck

>>7014082
Damn you're so cute I can't handle it

I wanna be you

>>7014082
>everyone calling a tranny cute
When did gaygen become tranny gen?

>>7015805
I dont like circe's long hair but he is my ideal bf bodywise

>>7015610
owo what's this?

Is this the peak of LGBT music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29oirx1eYMA

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>>7015699
Ones a broken man.

>>7015900

Brianna Wu is a fucking idiot

How to get over someone? I keep telling myself I wont get in a relationship and always end up with a broken heart. I cant deal with break ups I literally cry for hours until I just get massive headaches. How do I get up?

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>tfw no adorable czech bi bf

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>>7015701
They are all straight. Just have to start sucking dicks until you turn one.

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>>7015961
>bi bf
Why bi? I was under the impression gays hated bi dudes.

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>>7016094
because I have a fetish for straight men and that's as close as I can come to the real deal

Three hours later and my stomach still hurts..

>>7014714
shave ur legs

>>7016194
You'll be with Allah soon

Rest child

>liking a guy and worrying about him texting you all day

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>>7016194
Does it look like this?

>>7014711
Twinks are attracted to money and big dicks, one does not usually have both so if you have one there's a good chance he'll stay with you. And for money any 6 figure salary will do.

>>7014655
WOOD
BERRY

Lets fuck

>>7014655
please

>>7016112
You can suck or even get fucked by straight dudes if they are horny enough.

>>7016112
>>7016269
There's a shit ton on craigslist.

>>7013961
> dating qt cub boy
> want a committed relationship
> having doubts
> last night we get a little high
> best sex I've had in a long time
> both feeling ecstatic and amorous afterwards
> not doubting myself for once
Feels good man

Is it possible to become gay?

>Porn addict
>started watching Bailey Jay
>watching shemales fuck girls
>watching shemales get fucked
>watching shemales fuck guys
>then i move into the trap territory
>that takes me to femboys
>not that into femboys but .01% of the porn is doable
>start getting annoyed at femboys a bit
>why not just slender regular twinks
>am i fucking gay

what happened to me anons

i still think girls are fucking great

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>>7016354
>Get bullied in high school
>Kicked out of home
>This fetishist's homosexuality is as valid as mine

Fuck this straight earth

>>7016363
oh maybe im a fetishist
what is that anon

>tfw only want hairy guys
why am I cursed

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>>7016403


Good taste isn't a curse

>>7016597
But there's nothing but smoothies in [spoiler]houston[/spoiler]

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>>7016662

How horrifying

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>>7016672
>tfw senpai will never call pupp a good boy to his face

>>7016814
ew, what a terrible ass

>>7013961
Is this where I go after I come out? You know, after a decade of lying to people. After they distrust me, and inevitably look at me weird?

>>7015055
Hell no.

>>7015055
A tip for the asocial anon. JUST FUCKING LIE. You CAN pick up on what people want to hear, and all the TRUTH in the world ain't going to help people stuck in a delusion.

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I already posted about this before, but I am doing it again.
There is this boy that I've been seeing and he is afraid to commit to me because he has some trust issues and he is scared. I really do genuinely like him a lot, and I've been seeing him for not even two full weeks. But tomorrow I'm gonna try to get him to come out, and if he doesn't get on the same page as me I'm just gonna dump him. He is cute and nice but not that special. There is nobody on god's holy earth that is going to have me running around, chasing them and playing these childish games.
Fuck that.

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>>7016947
idk my reaction folder is shit now
have a pupper

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Still in the closet, but kinda scared to come out because religious university. But, ive been really lonely recently and want a relationship. What do you homos think?

>>7016903
2 weeks? Are you in 6th grade?

>>7017009
what the fuck does that even mean

>>7017029
You don't have to be a girl to be bragged about? If I was dating a boy and I liked him a lot I would show him off.

>>7016998
Find a relationship but let your partner know to keep it discreet. Most of those duos you see in public that you think are friends actually aren't.

>>7016998
Dude the only difference between being out and in the closet is that you don't have to be scared of some one finding out you are gay. I'd say just stay in until you are comfortable coming out.

>>7016903
do it. Don't waste time playing games

Does anyone remember that blowjob guide swede posted? Anyone still have that?

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Am i cute enough to be noticed?

>>7017471
Absolutely adorable

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>>7017471

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>>7017471

>>7015610
:3 peck me harder daddy

>>7015961
That fucking gif, something about kissing in a shower is the most erotic shit ever
>>7017471
Cute as shit bro

>>7015588
If Hillary wins, if Merkel is re-elected and 4chan shuts down and progressive liberal agenda keeps its grip on society and the media I will probably move to Asia or Russia. Which is also Asia. It physically hurts, now I know how my grandpa felt when communists won.

Is telling an old crush you still have all the old texts between us creepy? I also told him I have kept every gift given to me by him. I thought it was enduring when typing it out but reading it after I sent it is kinda rough.

>>7017471
Meh, get about 30 pounds of lean muscle on you.

>>7018336
That's kinda creepy t b h
My last relationship I deleted everything threw out the only gift he got me; which he stole from a fucking Walmart. And then he just kinda stayed around. It's been 3 months since I talked to him and I'm actually really fucking glad he's not around me anymore.

>>7017471
Not that anyone around here give a shit about my opinion, but I think you're really cute.

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>>7018336
I think it's somewhat endearing

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>>7014714
>nu52 Harley
Cancer.

>>7018641
I know a guy going as Arkham asylum Harley

>tfw lower half is too hairy to be a twink
>upper half not hairy enough to be an otter
Why make me a bear from the waste down

>>7018876
If ur qt, nothing much really matters

>>7018876
The term is satyr
>>7018898
This as long as your popping boners, no one cares

>>7018876
you know you can shave/wax your bottom half, senpai

>>7018898
But I want to be handsome, not cute

>>7018973
But I have some stomach fuzz

>>7018991
But I want to be hairy

>>7019008
It's a treasure trail. You can shave it too

>>7019012
It spreads wider than just a treasure trail

And I still want to be hairy

>>7019014
Post pics then but it's a satyr treasure trail.

>>7018876
my lower half is definitely too hairy, wish I had a better chest hair pattern too

>>7019042
Blue board

>>7019042
>>7019141
/rzV15/44ddc8fb18.jpg

>good body
>good face
>ass and lower back are a disaster area, stretch marks, acne scars, discoloration everywhere

What the fuck do I do? My skin is smooth and sexy everywhere else, but I feel like I have to rip off all of my ass skin and have new skin grafted on, there's no saving it, and I'm too insecure to hook up with or hit on anyone because I feel gross.

>>7019141
Post to imgur
>>7019152
Dead link
>>7019164
Just be a top and wear the assless underwear back to front

>>7019164
i think your being too insecure about it, no ones going to see it unless they're about to fuck you. anyway it could be worse, your face could be plastered with acne to the point were no one wants to approach you

>>7019164
circe? btw your face and body arent good.

>>7017471
You're adorable

>>7019164
As long as you have a nice bubble but, nobodies going to worry about scars or stretch marks.

>>7019185
Circe doesn't have any reservations about random hookups, he'll fuck anything anytime.

>>7019170
It's a pretty easy second half of a link
Damn shame you don't know it

>>7019235
It couldn't be a motherless link?
I tried imgur

>>7019258
>blue board

>>7019186
>>7018523
>>7018158
>>7018016
>>7017598
>>7017551
Aw thank you!
I hope I get noticed some in day to day life too.

>half a thread in 1 day
why?

>>7019343
Its about quick I guess

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I just ordered a bunch of caffeinated chocolate online because I'm trying to kick my coffee habit

>>7019397
Haha nice that's good, I'm trying to kick a soda habit

What does it feel like when a cock shoots a load up ur butt?

>>7019414
I've never tried adderall but after a quick googling it appears to consist of both levo and dextro amphetamines. It should be fine at the proper dose and not make you all strung up like straight dextro

Do you actually need it or do you plan to use it recreationally?
>>7019445
yeah, that's good

I used to drink one every day but I have one soda a month these days, and I'm kicking coffee for the same reason: making my diet less acidic.

I have a weird bump near my butthole and it hurts...

It's not an STD, because I haven't had sex recently, and never done anal.

It doesn't feel like a pimple either, it feels too big and lumpy.

What could it be?

>>7019483
a mole
or a tumor
maybe both

>>7019483
Hemorrhoids my boy

Go to the butt doctor and he will sort it out, there's probably a butthole cream or a procedure to either remove it or make it not hurt

>>7019481
That's fair. Also cutting soda means I'll lose weight because of that sugar
>>7019483
Enlarged prostate, daily milking needed.
Prescription bf

>>7019535
What's your choice of soda, anyway? I'm guessing regular Coke, preferably in a glass bottle

When I was but a young boy I drank copious amounts of Pepsi Max. Now I just have an ES every time I have a hangover that is so bad that it cant be cured by drinking water

>>7019595
I like Pepsi reg with some ice.

>>7019595
>>7019640
Nothing beats a coke on after working outdoors for 8 hours on a hot summers day, but the occasional energy drink is nice too.

Also, I quite like drinking ice cool tonic water. Less sugary/acidic and more refreshing than normal soda imho.

>>7019688
Fair enough, ice cold flat coke is crazy nice but idk I just like Pepsi.

>>7019595

>ES

Ebin :---D

>>7019711
I still think Jolt was the best coke clone there ever was. Followed closely by "curiosity cola".

Never had the pleasure of putting rum in the latter. Ought to be pretty fuggin good.

>>7019640
I hope you put the ice in after the drink is fridge temperature (~4°C)

Putting ice in room temperature drinks only waters them down instead of chilling them
>>7019688
Tonic water is only good as a mixer in my opinion

Whenever I want to really rejuvenate my body after sweating my ass off at work I always drink a bottle of mineral water.
>>7019724
it's actually really good

>>7019751
Never tried either
>>7019754
Of course , haha it keeps a drink cool

>>7019483
might be hemorrhoids
if you're not 100% sure it's STD it could also be a genital warts or herpes if you've been licked

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>tfw no

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>>7019920

I own that pussy

i got really drunk

my #1 crush got drunk too

hr told me about how he lost his virginity to a 30 yr old off grindr and how he doesnt even remember his namr and then cried

do you think this is good or bad for my chances of dating him? i think im gonna ask him out tomorrow, but that might be the drink talking

>>7019982
Prove it

>boyfriend and I babysitting 5 year old nephew last weekend
>boyfriend kisses the top of my head
>nephew does the typical "ew kissing" reaction
>tells me that he would never let a girl kiss him
>says with perfect seriousness "because every time they do I lose a little bit of my powers"
>tfw I realize I'm probably powerless at this point

gdi

>>7019817
Jolt is good. It's the original LAN party drink.

I played RA2, Diablo 2 and StarCraft over LAN in 2000 or so

I only discovered Age of Empires years later and my ass still hurts

>>7019990
But anon, its a boy kissing you. Youre becoming even stronger with every kiss.

>>7019997
I fucking love d2 man I spent years playing that shit like damn. I loved to drink the old rpm as a kid

>>7020001
Then I can at long last fulfill my dream of fighting the sun.

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haur js growing back, which is good

>>7020023
work on the pecs and forearms, and i'd probably let you do literally anything to me.

>>7020023
Post butt gains

>>7020023

daaaaang honey

>>7020015
GO ANON FIGHT THE SUN AND SHOW IT YOURE THE LIGHT OF THE EARTH'S LIFE!

>>7020023
Gross

>>7020040
2 drunk, sorry

if i move from this chair im goign to tdie

>>7019471
Nothing. Cum dribbles out after and sometimes shit too.

>>7020034
>>7020042
>>7020049
>>7020042
>>7020040

do i look too mcuh like a top?
people keep asking me to fuck them but im onyl interested in bottoming at the moment i think


kind fo annoying

>>7020010
>MM, FRESH MEAT
fuck that whole room

>>7019982
False.
I called dibs.

>>7019983
>i think im gonna ask him out tomorrow
Do it now pussy. While you still have liquid corage in your veins.

>>7020023
Work on your bench or you're going to be t-rex mode.

>>7020054
Gay
>>7020061
Huh I always imagined at least feeling it dribble out
>>7020070
Feel good? Kinda
It's the lighting and pose, show ass as much as possible because that what your giving sexually, your covering dick, the focus is on the Lower chest so it's about you wanting to pound pucci
>>7020072
Never had s problem with that room but I never watched the act 6(?) Baal cutscene to completion, too scared

>>7020070
>do i look too mcuh like a top?
Not from what i've seen. lol

Congrats on working out though. A lot of bottoms are just skinny twigs with no ass.

>>7020107

thanks man x

>>7020104

but thats not as like muscular
a picture of my ass ust means i have a good ass by luck or whatever, wherea s a picture or my torso says that ive been working out for a while, i watch what i eat, etc
i feel like its more impressive

an y sucker can have a good ass with lucky en9ough genetics

>>7020104
Eh iunno, only time it happened I was pretty drunk.

>>7020120
It's not the point of work ethic, lol it's at least showing ass first. So you set the precedent that you're a bottom rather then a someone who works out. It's about anchored meaning

>>7020133

you neen reading Hume?

>>7020127
Fair enough, I've always been curious about it but I'd probably never been in the situation to do it
>>7020137
What's Hume?

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Does gg think that no glasses and ponytail make me look more boyish.

>>7020070

What Irish said.
Showing off your obliques and hip and thigh muscles. It's all dick and thrustin' focused.

>>7020143
>What's Hume?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hume

>>7020143

18th cenutry scottish philosopher

talked a lot anout m,eaning in context, l;ke you said

>>7020146

ya you look more boysih but to be honest i always thought you were kinda rocking the andorgynous look p well

and ok ill take more butpics fom now on, i promise

So I decided to shave downstairs and I ended up cutting my dick. It really fucking hurts

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>>7020156

dont worry bto it happwns

teh important thing is that its a lerarning experience

>>7020157

good job lad, looking good

>>7020147
No but I'm studying semiotics
How images are perceived, same shit I guess.
Also when you're sober can we chat off gg, I just need your help with something
>>7020150
Fair enough, I'll give him a gander at some point.Also when you're sober can we chat off gg, I just need your help with something
>>7020146
A little yeah
>>7020156
Happens, my buddy ripped the skin of his dick

>>7020157

Good butt, well done.

i dont wanna be aloen tonight, but also i promised my friends i wouldnt text anyone until i sobered up

and i probably cant give conenst in this state anyway to be honest

fuck

>>7020104
It's what, diametrically opposite to your experience with D2 then

I almost shit myself when the Butcher came, but I couldn't give a damn about the cutscenes

>>7020188
Dude you are too young for this dirty place! Seriously if you can't hide your age online you are a dumbass.

>>7020196

no i mean tin this inebratiead state, not geographical state

sorruy

i can taell im being annoyign though, im gonna go to bed now

nighty gnight

>>7020188
Just sleep dude fuck, turn off the PC , lie down and count. Keep your eyes closed tho and just keep counting.
Get some rest
>>7020194
I guess, I just that scene and Baal is so scary anyway but yeah like the butcher was a piss fight tho like the lore and atmosphere leading to him is intense

>>7020200
just text a qt to pound you then cuddle. What's the problem?

>>7020215
i promised i wouldnt text ANYONE until i got sober

so im not going to

>>7020221
Good lad, it's really the best choice, you could easily be taken advantage off in this state.
Don't do anything you might regret in the morning abd sleep

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>>7020221
good boy.

>>7019990
>implying you weren't powerless in the face of your dad joke bf in the first place

kek

>>7020231
Sleeping when you're drunk is boring.
I prefer chain smoking and complaining about your ex from 6 months ago

>>7020289

Has it been that long? : p

>>7020289
Well boring and doing the right thing , go hand in hand buddy
Like the old curse : I hope you live in interesting times
>>7020295
The shade of it all

>>7020208
Have a good night my friend.

I will explain The Butcher in detail some day. But for now, sweet dreams my boy

>>7020044
Light nothing. I want supremacy over all of space. Jupiter is my bitch.

>>7020252
Fight me.

>>7020295
Nah it's been more like 8 really. But I mean I say 6 months since I finally got rid of him in about 3.

>>7020234
Healer all the way

>>7020301
Haha ok good night

>>7020295
>>7020311
I don't talk about him unless I'm absolutely blasted though

>>7020252

>in the face of your dad joke bf

Don't you mean in the chest?

>>7020321
Face neck or chest, all viable

>>7020307
Then get kissin that boy.

>>7020328

It's a manlet joke you stupid whore

>>7020338

Can't not think about fuzzy, sweaty dad chest if you're gonna be bringing that up, dude

>>7020338
Eat my bussy and I might just give daddy a pearl necklace

Someone get me the brand and make of those underpants in the OP real heckin fast pls.

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>tfw waiting on test results and it's been a few days since they told you you'd get them

>>7020536

Usually when they don't call you, it means you're clean.

>>7020542
maybe, but i got a drug resistant infection that doesn't usually affect healthy adults.

>>7020604

Oooh, i see, ok yeah.
Kinda spooky.

>>7020321
Fucking fight me Senpai.

>>7020334
Yes. Then I'm going to reclaim my title as king of the ocean.

I did fluorescence experiments for 4 hours and worked up some of the data, looked interesting, but I'm not really sure what it means besides the signal going up. Also won a free chemistry T-shirt, not too bad a day.

>>7020662

please explain, sounds neat

>>7020688

It's a collaboration we're doing with another professor, we're taking our various drugs (ligands), and DNA samples and running it through a fluorometer testing things like emission. Today's went pretty well, I worked up some of the data after the graduate who oversees this stuff left, don't have a pic, but it showed an increasing signal as I went from 2uL, 4uL, and 10uL of ligand, don't really know what the data means, but it makes sense I suppose.

>Bro app
>have to wait a day to verify I'm not a bot
Who even bots on apps like grindr

>>7020732
You'd be surprised. Since grindrs recent update though the bots have gone down a lot. I have no clue why they do it. They ask you to go to some websites though. So I mean probably getting the old fuckers to get a key logger or something.

Do you like the smell of dick, faggots?

>>7020753
You like the smell of faggots. dick?

>>7020650

Is a fucking fight where you push a dude up against a wall and pound his ass? I thought you had someone to do that to you already

>>7020753

Recent sweat: yes

He hasn't washed his dick in a week: no

>>7020710

That, uh
Mhm.
Sounds really science and interesting??
Wut's a flurometer. Or a ligand. or a uL.

>>7020753

especially if they're sweaty

>>7020753
If they're clean. Idk wtf circe is going on about sweaty. People smell horrible when they're sweaty.

>>7020761
Yes I do.

>>7020774
>People smell horrible when they're sweaty.
Obviously never met anyone you're attracted to.

>>7020765

Fluorometer is an instrument that measures fluorescence, fluorescence is emission of light by a substance that has absorbed light, can have a longer wavelength. Ligand is a molecule binding to another molecule, for example the drugs we use bind to DNA and we test how well they bind and how they bind. It's the binding that can inactivate that section of DNA, it's useful in terms of anti-cancer research. μL is the correct term, I was just too lazy to go copy and paste it from somewhere, it stands for microliter which can also be symbolized as 1 x 10^-6 L. Basically it's a very small amount of something.

>>7020764
You mention something one time and you never live it down.

>implying I don't win when I make him fight me

>>7020784

Ligand is a molecule that binds to another molecule*

>>7020774
Pheromones, bruh.

>>7020794
This.

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>>7014168

>>7020788

I don't know if aggressively impaling yourself on his cock counts as a fight

>>7020774

Sweaty dick smell is probably, viscerally, the sexiest thing i can think of.
Makes my hips tingle just thinking about it.

>>7020784
>>7020792

You sure do know a lot of science things, huh.
That all sounds very careful and anxious.
Is that the kind of shit you do every day?

>>7020826

I'm only in lab Wednesday and Thursday, also I have kinda shaky hands so it can be kind of annoying pipetting and transferring things sometimes.

i just want to go on a nice date with a guy
preferably a cute hairy bair
is this too much to ask?

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>>7015961

>>7020861
This
Doesn't even need to be a bear
just someone hairy

>guy I was suppose to hook up with yesterday didn't drop my ass after getting my face pic
>takes forever to actually say where to meet up
It's already late
Why bother

>crush says people are snakes and judgmental that's why he chooses to stay away from me.

How do you deal with closet cases? I'm trying to be patient but my hornyness is out weighing it.

>>7020880
>just someone hairy
I am hairy, baby.

Got a hairy bum hole
Pits
Face
Chest
Legs
Stomach
Arms

>and toes and feet and hands and knuckles

>>7021034
prove it

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Can you suck your own dick gaygen?

>>7021034

Post booty

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>>7013961
am I cute enough to be noticed senpai?

>>7021098
Sure.

>>7021102
maybe it's because I'm skinnyfat. I started exercising and lost no fat. I don't want to fucking diet, or exercise, but jesus, nobody cute ever talks to me.

I went on a first date with a guy yesterday and it was amazing. We got along great, there was chemistry, and he and I didn't want it to end so it lasted for almost 6 hours until 10 o'clock at night, it was really nice.

So what's the etiquette from this point? I texted him this morning and we talked for a bit before he had to go, but when should I ask him on another date? I don't want to seem too clingy, but I really want to see him as soon as I can again, he's really cool.

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>>7021098

>earring

>>7017471

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4

>>7021147
so? I've got an industrial in the other ear, too

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>>7020536

>2016

>fucking without having them tested first

>>7021098

Really cute!!

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Do you ship any athletes together gaygen?

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>>7021192
aww

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here have an underwear

>>7021098
Am I the only that hates facial hair?

>>7021241
you mean you hate having it, or you aren't attracted to men who wear it? it's no on both counts, anyway. I needed to shave my neck in that pic, but I wear facial hair because I feel like I have babyface without it.

I think i succeeded in courting this guy.
Just my type, too.
Big bearded teddy bear.
A fucking weirdo, too.

>>7021210
Hey bby... do you like muscle fuzz cubs?

>>7021252
>I wear facial hair because I feel like I have babyface without it.
But baby face is best face
I honestly don't find it attractive on myself and others desu senpai

>>7021252

Definitely think you look better with the facial fuzz.
Just my opinion.

>>7021210
Hey, Niq. Lookin sleek, sweetie.

New thread

>>7021490

>>7021098
You're so good looking aaaaaaaa
How don't you have a boyfriend yet honestly

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>>7021512

>can't have pictures in underwear on grindr
what the fuck? who even uses this, is their goal to lose all their users?

>>7021490
New thread, lazy op of new thread didn't link it yet.

>>7020157
Cute AF

I JUST HAD MY FIRST GAY SEX NIGHT BEFORE LAST, IT WAS SO GREAT, I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO CHICKS. IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NEW ME IN A WAY.

NOW I'VE BEEN OUT WITH ALOT OF CHICKS IN MY LIFE, IT WAS GOOD AND ALL, BUT MAN THAT DUDE DID THINGS TO ME A CHICK COULD NEVER DO RIGHT.

OH I GUESS I SHOULD SAY I'M A TOP, I CALL HIM JUSTIN AND HE CALLS ME BRIAN, REALLY.............

DOES THIS NOW MAKE ME COMPLETELY GAY OR WILL I STRAY BACK TO THE MUFF FROM TIME TO TIME.

HE WANTS TO MAKE THIS A RELATIONSHIP, AND I SAID YES, OH I GET TO DO THE DIRTY AGAIN TONIGHT, CAN'T WAIT............ HE'S GOOD MAN, REAL GOOD...............

What do you even talk about on these apps? I try to ask questions but my creativity ends soon, am I bad with conversation or the people who I talk with are? (Probably both)