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Old >>7000662
>tfw no pre cum soaked penises to suck
>>7002045
Haven't heard that one in a while
>>7002045
>tfw sucked precum soaked penis at the weekend and fell asleep/woke up in the arms of another
feels good man
if me on the right whose on the left???
>>7002042
me too uweea ;w;
this existence is p gay
let me sleep and wake up as a girl please
I love these kinds of images.
>>7002057
APH is pretty great
>>7002057
>>7002061
Yaoi is pretty great.
>>7002062
Not really with that.
Its okay but
Eh.
>>7002063
Confidence is scary.
Once I have someone that wants to cuddle me and wants to talk to me that I am content with, I think confidence will come back to me.
I need to learn from my mistakes
>>7002065
>>7002068
Are you saying Adolf wasn't a yaoi?
>boymode 4 life
>glancing over my shoulder a million times a second while browsing /mtfg/ at work
Thus is life
>>7002069
>talking to mother
>she starts crying
>explains she realizes now that she isn't losing me
>goes over how before she though she was going to lose her child and how I would be a completely different person
I guess I am making process
this was like
me and emma irl
with me on the left
lmfao
>>7002073
Thats what ur always implying isn't it
>>7002069
>>7002073
it's true
>>7002069
No. You are thinking of Rohm who did nothing wrong.
>>7002080
w-wew
>>7002081
Both yaois in my book.
ganbatte
>>7002084
Literally me irl but I have a bigger ass and thighs
>>7002084
I can get behind that picture, wife training is important desu
>>7002089
japanese traps haven't invented hrt yet ;-;. It makes me sad to think about
Tfw wife won't accept you for the weakling you are
>They consider this yaoi
okay so im on the left.
>>7002082
you need a new book D:
>>7002081
he did not, but the Nacht der langen Messer was the correct decision. Reichswehr and NSDAP were way more important than SA, so the latter had to be dismantled for the good of the nation
>>7002080
wew
We yaoi now?
>>7002090
>wife training is important desu
train me pls
Back from classes
>tfw have to stay in school until 2pm
>>7002050
>tfw no snowy christmas
>tfw no christmas time love
why was I born on the worst hemisphere ,__,
>>7002098
w-what kind of t-training senpai?
>>7002095
I like my book.
I have a cute partner in it
and and i think im cute
and i look the way i want and im in love and someone i love is in love with me and :sob::sob:
>>7002099
wb from class carol
feelsbad
>>7002097
idk mayb
>>7002101
:(
that sucks sheen im sorry
tfw all partners ive had tormented my christmas and made me start to dislike the holiday
>>7002089
I thought you werent a girl and didnt want a boyfriend?
tfw people think im cute on the internet but if they saw me irl now they wouldn't anymore
Why do I procrastinate so much?!
>>7002109
Hugg Cody <3
>>7002112
Post a pic of your irl self :)
>>7002084
>ganbatte
i appreciate you but can you stop stealing our precious otokos and pretending they are trans, use Boku Girl or something, femboys are important too you know >:3
we should be each others greatest allies, alas society makes war of every small distinction and division
>>7002118
here is a rare isla
>>7002117
hug carol
>>7002118
i meant more over
the way i walk
my grimace
just the way i look naturally rather than in fake / staged photos
btw see what I mean about always forgetting my trip -____-
>>7002109
>tfw all partners ive had tormented my christmas and made me start to dislike the holiday
oh, those are sucky people then
do you like christmas again?
I just want to be cold and sit by a cozy fireplace and look out the window at the snow and listen to christmas music and have santa visit and leave him rum or brandy instead of a cold beer and eat turkey and glazed ham and baked potatoes and brussel sprouts and glazed carrots and laugh with family and my boyfriends as we all had a little bit too much to drink after christmas day lunch
>>7002120
Aren't you the one making war over small distinctions? we both want to try our best at becoming homemakers!
[spoiler]also all fembois are repressed trans[/spoilerdoesnotwork]
>>7002131
also I found a picture of kayla eating orange chicken at christmas
I miss having friends to watch over me as I sleep
Or well one friend at least
>>7002131
Not really.
I associate Christmas with feeling shitty.
;w;
i wanna like it again though
>>7002129
^^
Yesss i got a nice job. 20 hours a week 23:00-3:00 in a warehouse. Pay is garbage but i will at least be able to buy nice things and save up some money.
creme fraiche is so good
>>7002139
Great job senpai~!
I guess I've always been single during Christmas.
*Hums Christmas songs*
>>7002136
o-oh
you need involvement Charlie Brown, you need to direct the /mtfg/ christmas play... OR
just bake some christmas cookies all throughout december :3
OoooooOOoooooo
OOOOoooooOOOO
>>7002144
same .____.
>>7002146
I unfortunately am not a fan of Charlie Brown, I would be too down on Christmas feeling extra alone n stuff.
>>7002143
Thanks! :3
>>7002150
o-oh
then you probably wont watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFiJfQmZzig
nn /mtfg/
>>7002150
I-I hope santa claus brings you (also me) a bf this year
>>7002144
Christmas is when me and my ex are gonna speak to each other again
he said it was too hard trying to be friends with someone you still love
>>7002152
Charlie broown makes me think of middle school
>>7002157
I just want HRT again.
For Christmas.
Either that or love.
Doesn't look like either is gonna happen
>>7002166
w-write a letter to santa
also I hope you get back on hrt soon, have you asked your endo about cheaper alternatives that wont make you die?
Can anyone recommend me some qt dark blue or black skirts?
>>7002173
Yeah I have asked.
They say they are willing to prescribe estradiol pills again even though they harm me
i might take the offer
this identity crisis could be partially due to hormonal issues
You are all awesome and I hope you have a nice day!
Feels good not having to be part of this autistic shitfest known as mtfg
>>7002188
she says while being a part of it...
>>7002188
baka
https://youtu.be/CokRWP9Ywro
tfw trans
>>7002144
I know that feel
It's really a drag
Not as bad as Valentine's day which I've also always been single for
>>7002202
*changes diap*
>>7002205
Wtf
FUCK
my hips hurt so bad
on that note, going to bed.
maybe in my dreams they will care about me ;w;
>>7002207
goodnight senpai
>>7002207
did you ever fug as boy?
>>7002230
didn't mean to respond to a specific post, oops
>>7002230
It was horrible
>>7002230
Yes
>>7002230
hopefully never ever
>>7002230
Nope. I was a complete virgin including handholding
Then I started having sex once I decided I was going to transition, and things really took off after HRT.
>>7002230
nah. to this day i'm still pure.
>>7002243
did you ever have sex as a zionist?
https://youtu.be/CokRWP9Ywro
good morning, mtfg <3
how are you doing today?
>>7002254
>mfw cis gays say trannies have done nothing for lgbt activism and don't know shit about stonewall etc.
>>7002230
It depends on how you ask the question
I did the normal sex thing with a closeted and pre everything ftm and it was really
Really
REALLY
Weird
But other than that, anyone can get sexually abused so there's nothing to be dysphoric about there :^)
>>7002257
fucking horrible, you have any good whore sessions lately?
>>7002257
pretty ok senpai, trying to figure out clothing situation today, got orders to make and stuff.
>>7002262
I think alot of the activism does more harm then good the way they go about it
>>7002257
bad
Having a "can't deal with this" day.
>>7002271
>>7002272
y?
>>7002268
um well i did a camshow on saturday night and made like 350$? it was fun.
i ate a bacon cheeseburger while sitting around in my pajamas for the last like hour or two of my show and it was comfy/hilarious lol
>>7002270
clothing orders? you should get clothes like dis desu. mega qt.
Yikes I've just recovered from a fucker of a migraine. Think I ought to stop avoiding getting a blood test.
>>7002257
I'm nominally over my pneumonia but apparently I had to have one last fever dream
Shitty fantasy high school with impossible swimming pools turned into musical James Bond and I was sitting at a table all bundled up against the cold and all the James Bonds were playing monopoly with real businesses and I kept asking what the hell was going on and Sean Connery James Bond was like "it's a dice game my dear" and poured a couple pounds of fancy dice on the table and it didn't explain anything
>>7002275
>$350
you make more than I do in a week
I would cam if I wasn't a hon
>>7002282
haha but lol i earn it masturbating is hard
btw eat my ass xdddddddd
>>7002275
bit too masculine for my taste, any suggestions on dark skirts that go with light colored tops?
>>7002279
well, shit. lmao
>>7002282
in all fairness i make a lot more on cam than most girls do because i've been doing it forever, so.
i really love my job a lot, and i'm lucky to have it, but i can't wait to go back to school to become a botanist.
>>7002290
Why botanist
>>7002290
are you saving money so you can get your surgeries and pay for school and quit camming forever?
>>7002289
prob something more along the lines of a black midi like pic related. i wouldn't wear that shirt in public tho desu....
>>7002293
i've always loved plants and science in general. i loved biology a lot when i was younger, but once it got into animal and human biology, idk.
i thought it was interesting? but it didn't interest me in the same ways. it just seems like something i could do that i'd actually be passionate about.
>>7002297
that's the plan, ye c:
i mean i figured out that the surgeries i want only cost like 10k, so by the time i've finished my first year of school i'll be prepared to quit camming forever and move on.
although i mightttttttt continue to cam until i'm done with school and get my degree just cause it'd be better financially.
it's the only job i can make thousands at a week while keeping extremely low hours.
>>7002300
Would you recommend camming?
>>7002301
i think it's entirely contingent on where you are in your life, and what you want.
if you're a passable girl who likes sex in general, or doesn't have much genital dysphoria, and doesn't mind getting creepy comments from guys...then it's pretty viable.
but you have to understand that you're doing a job that a lot of girls can get overly comfortable with, and that will exist online forever.
i've known a lot of girls who literally cry after their shows because they hate it so much, and because a lot of them like base their self-worth on how much money they make.
so idk. it depends on a lot of stuff. if i had other options when i was younger, i wouldn't have gotten into it.
you know, I love this one pair of undies that I am wearing right now
they are light grey plain hipster style and for whatever reason they make me feel the most right when I wear them
the only problem is they also highlight everything that shouldn't be there
they give me serious
>tfw no vagina
feels and I just wish I could afford GRS or even an orchy
Also I think I made the same post verbatim a couple months ago while I was half asleep, or maybe this is just déjà vu
anyway nn again
Lol i just bought an entire flat of 12 ketchup bottles at my work. I was about to stock them but i took them to the front and im so fucking ready for cheeseburgers at 6am that i can't wait
>tfw you sleep 3 hours and plan on sleeping very little again
refreshing desu
>>7002308
Well right now my priorities are saving for surgeries and university. Rn I'm saving like 1k a month and its just not enough.
We'll be moving to a place in a few months where I know literally no one and will be going full time. I don't want to get another slave wage job while I'm dealing with that.
I mean I'm definitely passable with makeup and stuff and my body is OK.
The things holding me back rn are being recognized, having my BP on the Internet forever and like you said relying on it for decent money and validation.
I'm totally fine with sex and yah I'm not crazy about my dick but like if some dude wants to pay me to jack off and make creepy comments then fuck, I'm gonna play flattered and call him daddy lol
Basically i want to save about 30k over the next two years and this seems like one of the only ways I can do it.
>>7002320
are you a real person
>>7002309
What do you mean most right?
>>7002320
don't waste your money
but chezburga sounds good
Would I be gay if I wanted to stick my dick in maddie? She looks THICC, and I wanna fuck her really bad.
Also >>7002092
Look at that lanket.
>>7002293
Edie won't make it. She's as dumb as a rock.
What the fuck is a baeddel and why does hearing about them vaguely creep me out and why is everyone i've ever seen identifying one incredibly fat.
>>7002308
and what is passable to you?
10/10 super model?
>>7002131
Where is the emu, snakes and spiders in your pic?
>>7002326
like
at peace, knowing that this is right and I need to keep fighting for it
I think people call it "happy" or something
>>7002338
They're what Santa is speeding away from
>>7002322
you been going to leftist websites or something where did you get this meme
>get shown a pic of a bunch of baby pandas
>go "awww" inside and smile acknowledgingly
>tfw voice too low, even when I really try, to go aww without sounding like a caveman or something
>tfw fat and not /fit/
>tfw no gf
>>7002361
My commie friend invited me to a leftist discord and the memes are gr8
Idk where I got the pic though
>>7002323
honestly if you're trying to live more of a stealth life, camming is not the job for you. but otherwise, idk. you could always try it, and see how you like it :o
>>7002332
i have an IQ of 142, was enrolled in both IB and AP courses in highschool, and got straight A's.
although i guess if you based my intelligence purely on my posts here and believed you knew me from them you'd be a much bigger idiot than even you seem to think i am lol
>>7002336
passability =/= attractiveness. though being attractive helps obviously.
>>7002362
p-post baby pandas
for reasons
>>7002040
You're all terrible people who should be hung.
>>7002386
How do you even know your IQ? Testing that shit isn't cheap.
>>7002392
yes
good morning mtfgay! how are (You) today?
Im going home now ^^
>>7002392
even me?
>>7002386
Like stealth life is the goal I think p much.
But I don't want to have to wait til my thirties to actually like how I look lol
>>7002396
i was tested and placed when i was younger because i went to a school that had the international baccalaureate program and stuff.
trust me when i tell you tho that life as a woman is almost easier if people think you're a bubbly idiot.
>>7002399
i'm okieee. i gotsta run errands today. hru?
>>7002399
omg hi Korra!
I'm bretty good, had a great schoolday- err morning.. Yesterday i was rewatching Legend of Korra book 3 and i was wondering how you were doing
>>7002392
P much ye
Id be pretty happy if someone did hang me
Hi Mado ^^
>>7002392
This desu
>>7002416
This Hailey? :D
>>7002405
if you're trying to be stealth then avoid camming like your life depends on it lol
cause to save 30k you would be needing to cam for awhile, and the only way you're going to make the kind of money you want is if you get a LOT of exposure.
that's not really conducive to being an undercover tranny.
Anyone ever try mothers milk tea to induce lactation? I heard it works for cis women but since i have actual boobs that have lactated before i sorta think it would work. My bewbs haven't been as large since it stopped.
>>7002417
Yeah whatsup kiddo
>>7002407
just work and but tomorrow I get paid and I'm getting 18" extensions eeeee I'm so excited to get them done!
>>7002408
hiya dish, how are ya liking book 3 so far? I enjoyed the order of the red lotus even if they had flimsy motivations :p
I've been really well, just busy with work most of the time and whatever free time I have after that (I work every week mon-sat) goes to spending time with my bf
>>7002420
Not much
My mom found out about my cutting and tried to call a mental hospital for some reason
Hows you?
>>7002386
>claims to have an iq 142
>works at job making far less money then someone with such an iq
>>7002426
Commies? Here?
>>7002419
bottle your milk and post it to /b/
>>7002427
Watching mado trying to unlock a door that I locked from the outside
Idk how it happened
I'm also high af
>>7002386
Lewis Terman (1916) developed the original notion of IQ and proposed this scale for classifying IQ scores:
Over 140 - Genius or near genius
120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence
80 - 89 - Dullness
70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency
Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness
Yet here you are. Now if you really did have that high of an IQ, you wouldn't be here.
>>7002427
hahaha
get out of there
>>7002431
sssshhhhh
you will blow my cover
>>7002440
Reveal yourself anon
>>7002433
Like i said, it stopped months ago. But like i think this herbal supplement would work.https://www.amazon.com/Traditional-Medicinals-Organic-Mothers-Milk
Post yfw Mado is right and we suck as human beings
Pic is mine
>>7002434
That sounds pretty hilarious :P
>>7002446
I'll just go back into my bunker
>>7002450
what did I do?
>>7002450
It's okay there's no problem with being a horrible person
I am and I still greet each day with a smile :)
And yeah it was p funny
Mado is a lil' goofball
Sorry about the late reply I accidentally turned my phone off
>>7002454
u from the gulag?
today i was cycling past the school entrance, and a bunch of welding students started making weird sounds and yelling at me for no reason lmao
>>7002422
Ah, I see. I'm sorry ;-;
>>7002424
I too enjoy the order of the red lotus a lot but the thing that really captivates my imagination is Zaofu and its art-deco stylings. Just. Ahh.
>>7002448
The link didnt work but I was able to find it. I'm surprised this is the first time i have heard of this. I'm going to give it a try.
>>7002230
Yes, once. I went limp soon after i put the dicc in the vag. It was horrible and i felt like shit after.
I actually feel better today. Who started with that drugs are bad meme?
>>7002418
Hey E! Sorry I didn't answer yesterday, as I was pretty much out of it.
But I guess some overzealous anon found a way to tie the two pics I posted on mtfg here to my boy facebook....bleh
I felt like an idiot, I felt like shit, I felt like crawling under a rock. ...
I try to maintain a positive outlook, but being an older transitioner...there's some unescapable truths....
Anyhow, no one said this was going to be easy. Thanks for being a friend and caring. :)
>>7002073
Not shipping Adolf with Himmler
>tfw no husband to """step""" on
>>7002470
Mado is my best friend forever desu
We homies fo life
We ride together we die together
>>7002089
Thicc
>>7002467
This is me, I guess I'm back.
Thanks Korra, Shakira, Carol and anon for bworrying about my sorry butt.
:)
>>7002479
I wanna hug Mado desu :3
I wanna get a fringe, what do yall think of this?
>>7002418
Yeah you're right. I probably won't but, if things aren't happening fast enough I'll consider it again
>>7002490
She's a good hugger
Very good kisser
10/10 dicksucker
>>7002489
I was worried too c:
Good to hear you're feeling better.
>>7002487
Yaaasssss gurl
>>7002502
>Tfw no blowjobs from mado
O wait
:^)
>>7002475
You can step on me
>>7002503
L-lewd :o
>>7002507
>>7002424
oooh that's cute!! what was the length you did for the sew-in last time? was it shorter than that? :o
>>7002429
>>7002437
>only stupid people post on 4chan or do sex work
>>7002467
>>7002489
aw sassy :( i'm sorry. you shouldn't feel bad, i mean we all started out male to some degree. it seriously doesn't matter. i'm glad you're back though!!!!!
>>7002491
i've had bangs since i was in middle school and i love dem. would recommend.
also, def look into it if you have no other options or you just want lots of monies for surgery at that kind of cost.
I went to class today
I woke up and I'm at school in time for class
Yay
>>7002515
learn stuff
>>7002491
What's a fringe?
>>7002502
<3 u
>>7002493
:) Thanks, I was in benzo daze and If I forgot to mention you, I apologize. :)
>>7002498
>Not knowing who Sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Vote in strawpoll, veey important.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>7002512
<3 thanks :)
>>7002517
I doubt I can
I'm too stupid to learn ;~;
I should just go back to trying to kill myself instead of bothering with this shit I don't understand
>>7002496
Slay
>>7002512
Most people who post on 4chan are of Lower intelligence.
Just like how sex work is for those of lower intelligence.
You want to deny it because you're in both situations.
>>7002489
glad to see ur okay
>>7002512
>\\< it was only 12" last time so it's gonna be waaaaaay longer this time and way thicker/fuller it's gonna be two 18" tracks and a 14" @_@ and its black but my hair dresser wants to do some blonde highlights so I'm excited bit nervous as hell to see how it comes out. my last blonde experiment was awful.___.
>NEW UTADA HIKARU MV
http://aramajapan.com/news/watch-full-version-of-utada-hikaru-feat-shiina-ringo-mv-now/64092/
DID YA'LL SEE THIS YET?
>>7002538
No I'm not in jap shit.
This is the reason why Japan should've been nuked further
Wtf is this note
>>7002519
Hugg Sass <3
>>7002532
but bottom-up parsing makes no practical sense ;~;
Facebook needs to ban all live video feeds.
I just watched my friend take her own life by jumping off a roof
>>7002536
smart people put that meme out to keep insecure dumb people from flooding their market.
>>7002560
no one made you watch the video
Ayyyy yo hunz xD
Does Maddie still hang out around here? Can one of you fags plz tell her that Carth is looking for her.
Thx
>>7002564
I'm reporting Facebook for it
>>7002567
it's not facebook's fault though
>>7002567
What a pointless endeavor, who the fuck cares?
>>7002558
i don't really understand what that is im not very smart but don't kill self please
>>7002575
it's where you take a logical statement and work your way backwards through its derivation until you reach the original statement
>>7002569
It's on their site
>>7002546
its a 5 pound bill with a picture of Winston Churchill
>>7002597
no one made you watch the video
how do you get a nice smelling butt
>>7002612
sniffu butt
how do i become less cynical and more enthousiastic and innocent?
>>7002618
lobotomy
>>7002618
Call Jesus
>>7002619
ok thanks
brb off to an early 1900s mental asylum
>>7002618
frills
r8 my boymode
>>7002630
tits
>>7002629
Your frills are so bland.
>>7002630
P bad pham
Gril/10
Here's a real boymode
https://unsee.
cc/sezubapi/
>>7002630
>Boymode
>Obvious large boobs poking thorough shirt
k dude
>>7002630
very failed.
rate my girl mode
>>7002624
>ywn call Jesus, go for beers and bang bitches
>>7002636
>boymode
lmao
>>7002645
They would never delete /lgtb/ because it'd be a PR disaster, especially considering the recent news about 4chan
>>7002636
>Boymode
>Looks like butch adult woman
>>7002648
They'd never delete /lgbt/ because 4chan is fucking gay as hell.
>>7002618
Smoke weed listen to Bob Marley
Have a nice bf ;^)
>>7002645
uh oh
>>7002654
Listen to black metal and then your cynical nature becomes comforting
>>7002630
>tfw alpha and ruggedly handsome af
>>7002638
no idea senpai, I'm just starting to get my first girl cloths ordered, paid around 50 for the first 4 since no one else went for them, last one is yet to end
pic
>>7002177
I would suggest /cgl/ for frilly gl style but they are all gross and impure over there
>>7002645
moot should merge /mlp/ and /r9k/
>>7002658
botanist's black metal right? okay
>>7002663
>moot
>>7002657
Well it isn't holding up too well Mr.Girl :P
>>7002662
>exhale the gay
why would you do that
>>7002660
LMAO
>>7002661
You're not even remotely attractive as either gender. Never have been, never will be.
I guess getting chipotle was a bad idea lol
Have to get out quick
>>7002667
to get a mouthful of fresh gay
>>7002657
>>7002657
well memed little girl
>>7002665
You heard me right
>>7002677
>mfw she comes back to save 4chan
Hey tranny scum! I'm 19 and have formed my world view after years of honed research and craft! I'm here from /pol/ once again to tell you that you're retarded mentally ill men!
>go away retard
LOLOLOLOLU MAD??? TRIGGERED HAHAHHAHA!!!
.
Daily reminder to please stop dumping logic in /TransHateGeneral/ threads weekly disguised under false pretense of friendly concern for made up people in /pol/s life.
Can't wait for hiro to wipe this board
>>7002678
>is this real
>holy heck
Sometimes that is how cancer patients react to Chemotherapy. Also take note of the floor, you can see it is stained and this is not the first time this has happened :^)
korra is stronk
>>7002683
sorry Irish me, you don't look anything like a dude
im scared
>>7002686
Can't wait for some autistic fag to assassinate hiro after he fucks up 4chan even more
>>7002693
But you do bro
>>7002694
hugg
>>7002691
i am? how so?
Finally done with my classes
time to fox post
>>7002694
me too
>>7002678
nah reverse image search has a bunch of results
>>7002694
shh sweety just take your hormones everything will be alright
>>7002683
At "best" you look like a masculine woman in that pic
>>7002699
What's wrong with this cat it looks weird
>>7002699
Come on.
>>7002694
Hi scared, I'm elanna
>>7002679
God I can only dream
>>7002701
Is chara really cis?
>>7002706
its the best type of cat
>>7002696
thanks man I lift at the gym daily
>>7002708
lani according to usps my hormones are here
>>7002708
>Hi scared, I'm elanna
*groan*
>tfw no reviewbrah bf
wHY DO I STILL KEEP GOING
>>7002716
woo nim is gonna get on girl pills!
>>7002706
This one is worse, what a shitty looking cat.
>>7002711
Totally. she has a real girl vagina I heard, and everyone behind her is a shill I heard from people who don't believe it. It's one of the greatest cover ups in MTFG history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
>>7002718
i knoooow
i love foxes
>>7002718
shhh it's okay potato princess you'll be a real boy one day if you wish hard enough
I'm home ^^
>>7002718
In that pic you look super andro to me, like your voice would be my deciding factor based on that pic
>>7002718
That is one of the most confusingly androgynous pictures I've seen.
>>7002724
what kind of dog is that
>>7002718
Friend clocked you as a "lesbian". I didn't give him context and he doesn't know where I got the picture - I just said "what do you think?" and turned my phone. You failed boy mode.
>>7002737
a water hound
>>7002733
welcome home Carol
I'm sitting here waiting on the train tracks waiting for the 11:55 train to come
>>7002728
How disgraceful to be this far into the future and still have audio from 2002.
>>7002721
Last time I watched one of his day in my life videos he was completely neet and spent most of his time on watching TV or shortwave radio. He seems like a really nice guy but I dunno if I would want him as a bf.
>>7002727
did quid see it in person when they met up?
>>7002716
Godspeed nim
If you're freaking out you don't have to start taking them today, but it really is as simple as just popping them and going about your day.
>>7002719
:^)
>>7002737
a cat, a horrible cat. Look how wrinkly and slimy it is, eugh.
grone zoan
>>7002742
Music doesn't have an expiration date, shitlord
>>7002751
Hi Lauren <3
Hows you?
>>7002747
ironically my mom scheduled blood work for me tomorrow so i can't take it til after that anyway
thank you though ^^
I know I shouldn't jump in front of the train but my mind says I have to do this to find any peace
>>7002741
An old man tried to kill himself by jumping on the train tracks near my old college. The train hot him and even went over him a bit I think but he was still alive and apparently the paramedics were able to save him.
>>7002758
Aww
Same here
Colds suck :c
>>7002746
That's classified. I'm probably breaking protocol to even tell you that. I've said too much!
lauren might be a fish
>>7002765
maybe
>>7002750
thats no fox
>>7002761
"save him"
>>7002757
Good luck nim!
Soon youll be a real girl!
>>7002765
No she is a real human bean
>>7002768
do you have gills
Fuck does anyone else get migraines after starting HRT? I used to get them really bad when i was with my ex. Didn't have one for two years until yesterday and i still feel too sick to eat.
I used to get them before but not with the blindspot aura.
>>7002764
watch out, they're coming for you!
>>7002761
I'm going to make sure I don't live.
I know it's an in incidence to the train engineer, crew abs passengers but I don't care
>>7002753
>I didn't click the link but I wanted to be mean anyway
>>7002765
How is view from up there?
>>7002763
I had a cold from 8th grade until 11th when they finally let me legally drop out of high school, instead of just hiding in home like I continue at my age to still do.
>>7002777
Do you drink enough?
>>7002769
it's just a weird fox ok
>>7002784
im sitting down
>>7002747
fuck that take them! take them now!
In just a few days you'll never have an erection when you wake up ever again.
>>7002789
Well I hope those branches don't break.
>>7002761
I don't get why you'd keep him alive. He's old and wants to die, he'll probably repeat it anyway ://
>>7002786
Probably not but I try to. I've been going out a lot recently so I tend to only get two bottles of juice so that could be it.
>>7002795
I don't know why people attempt and fail.
I'll make sure not to fail as I practiced this a few times
>>7002794
Very good.
>>7002757
Ok, well good luck n stuff
How r u?
>>7002774
And a lesbean :D
>>7002790
Eh, a day or two is literally nothing in the grand scheme of things. If it helps someone get over their nerves about it then by all means.
Also
>tfw still occasionally had morning wood on hormones
>>7002792
im not in a tree!
>>7002794
I don't think 90% of people my age (24) and older even know what being Trans is.
>>7002788
a really weird fox
>>7002777
Estrogen and progesterone can both increase the likelihood of migraines. Start looking at reducing other triggers (humidity swings, high nitrate meats, drinking) before cutting the E.
>>7002800
Living in constant pain isn't worth living.
I'm going to do this
>>7002807
Nah they all saw cait on the news they at least have a vague idea of the concept
>>7002429
If Edie's IQ is 142 I wonder what Shakira's IQ is?
>>7002794
Idk I find andro people really attractive so take that as you want
>>7002804
When I first got mine I'd found a dark hair on my chest not long before. I was thinking all "shit if I don't get on em soon I'm gonna be hairy as fuck and never pass". I couldn't take them quick enough.
But yeah you're right.
>>7002815
An IQ level of 142 means you're on the same level as a prodigy
Who else wants to become a hermit with me and live in a commune in the middle of nowhere
>>7002672
I have an admirer ;~;
Funny.
Racist.
Shock value
8/10 make it believable
>>7002815
Also there really is no good way to quantify IQ
>>7002821
I'm already a hermit living in the middle of nowhere
>>7002804
im okay, im hoping i start feeling better once i begin these god damn pills
>>7002821
I'm too addicted to the internet but if we could have internet and hrt I would consider it
>>7002818
Yeah, I was just starting to grow facial hair at the time I got on mones so I had the same sort of panic response. I know it's not the same for erryone though so idk.
>>7002830
No they don't.
The average person's iq is about 100-105 which is average.
>>7002804
do you get phantom morning wood
>>7002819
whenever i see people getting all irate about this it always seems like they've got a high IQ score and want to police high IQ rarity or something.
In a world with billions of people where likeminded people seek likeminded people... people with over 140 IQ aren't that rare. Sorry.
>>7002830
As I said, you can't quantify iq
It's impossible
>>7002836
but the average is different for different people
>>7002836
Isn't the average iq 100 by definition.
>>7002836
You're assuming the internet is a fair sample group for measuring IQ when there are numerous other influencing factors.
Clearly your IQ is somewhat lacking.
i have no iq
>>7002802
what's a circo? if it's a reference it's lost on me
>>7002840
>likeminded people seek likeminded people
And find themselves on 4chan?
>>7002840
But they might have an high iq in a particular field or skill.
My friend has a high iq when it comes to computers but has a dim iq when it comes to cooking
>>7002839
No, I don't get phantom penis anything, I think I maybe had phantom penis for like 1 day post surgery.
>>7002847
average is 50%
>>7002847
for the general population, yes. For the population that uses the internet, not likely. Many low IQ will be missing from that group.
>>7002855
that's not what IQ is at all
part of why it's flawed
>>7002855
Both computers and cooking are fuckin easy wtf.
Your friend just has no confidence in cooking.
I agree with your sentiment though. IQ fails as a general measure of intelligence when people perform differently when different skillsets are used to measure it.
>>7002855
iq is about how good you are at taking a standardized test not how skilled you are at something
why can I only stay awake for 8 hours a day?
>>7002868
what if your skill is taking tests
>>7002862
Who do you think is the trip with the higest IQ?
>>7002868
But than how does that work for kinetic learners who usual suck at those kinds of tests
>>7002877
>refugee
*rapefugee
>>7002879
It doesn't.
>>7002881
wow thats hysterical carol good one
>>7002881
Reported to MI5, hate speech will not be tolerated.
>>7002879
>kinetic learners
kek
All of mtfg should make a bitmoji and post results desu
>>7002885
Carol is a bit of a fucking idiot this was already know
>>7002889
Some people learn better by doing you autist
i slept 14 hours last night
>>7002890
that appears to require downloading
take this instead
>>7002894
>sleeping at night
i feel like i'm not allowed to call myself a girl before i look like one
does anyone else feel this way?
like, i feel like i don't deserve it (yet)
i just read "the outsider"
its basically the story of my life
>>7002901
Yes iktf. I feel more like a really faggy femboy rn.
>tfw you got iq dubs
133 check em
>>7002897
should i sleep right now
>>7002901
IKTF. My mom asked me if she should call me by my girlname but I declined because I felt stupid looking and sounding like a man but being called "she" irl. I feel like I'm a girl inside though
>>7002909
i usually wait until at least noon
>>7002901
You call yourself whatever you like.
I wouldn't advise asking other people to call you a girl before you look like one though. Generally it weirds them out and can contribute to later isolation.
>>7002855
IQ is an attempt at measuring intelligence absent of learning. The problem is some types of learning can heavily influence IQ due to the questions asked. This is why people brought up in the ghetto score lower. When you alter the test for their ghetto language, they score normally.
>>7002877
Ever consider it may be the smarter people take off from a strife filled area?
The biggest thing with IQ is there really are many different IQs. Social, spatial, numerical, spoken language, written language, etc.. I'm off the top end of the scale on spatial, & numerical. above average at the languages, and suck at social.
i feel like i look like a sexless blob
>>7002917
lots of people still consider there being different IQs for different skillsets a "special snowflake" thing
>>7002924
lots of people are retarded.
>>7002922
no lauren
>>7002919
I want to stick my tongue deep down your throat Basic.
I love Dana so much
she is always really sweet and kind
I love Juniper too
she talks to me almost everyday and is always super nice
I love Sirona
she is cute, amazing, and cheers me up a lot
:3
>>7002929
Too true. Unfortunately the retarded lots of people get listened too far too often on far too many subjects.
So Neptune is probably dead then right?
>>7002919
and yet you look like a girl crossdressing in boy clothes lmao
>>7002890
My friend made me make one a little while ago
>>7002940
That was fast.
dog with a waffle in its mouth
>>7002940
what?
>>7002949
How can anyone be this mentally retarded? You act like fucking Ralph Wiggum.
MY MOM IS STILL IN THE HOUSE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY HORMONES AT THE POST OFFICE WHEN SHE WONT LEEAAAVVEE
>>7002952
wtf
>>7002949
thank you
I love anon
>>7002957
its important to love urself
>>7002949
aww
Lauren, you post the best pictures :3
Neptune reminded me a lot of my old best friend from middle and high school. I actually regained a lot of my sense of humor from talking to her.
She tried extremely hard to make others not feel as bad as she did but I think she was struggling for a long time.
I really admired her way with words. She really liked fish like me. I was actually hoping we would hang out soon.
I didn't think she was serious when she said what she had done and I responded with lol. I am a complete piece of shit. I hope she died happily or optimistically at least.
Rip in piece, Neptune
>>7002956
It's funny how everyone loves Basic's andro features yet she hates them. Why don't you be an andro model like Andreja Pejic instead of getting FFS?
>>7002960
but the post office closes at 4 and i don't think she's going anywhere
>>7002953
How come she has to go out for you leave? Aren't you allowed to go out? o:
>>7002962
wtf
>>7002962
You aren't a piece of shit. That can happen, you couldn't have known she was serious.
Hugg
Well I hear the train in the distance. This is it. I gotta get prepared.
Love you all and see you in the next life <3
>>7002965
how am i gonna hide my package of hormones
>>7002949
BAD DOG! that's human food.
>>7002962
What happened to neptune
>>7002962
wtf
>>7002949
wow!!
>>7002962
holy shit no
>>7002971
You got any money to buy anything else? You could slip them into a shopping bag or something.
what if neptune is in a psych ward for attempting suicide and can't access the Internet
>>7002962
Every time a trip says they're going to kill themselves they never do it. Isla and Mercury being prominent examples. I'm sure Neptune is fine.
>>7002917
I bottom out with math and space. The two most critical for stem. On the flip, my social and language are some of the highest. I became an author and speech writer and sorta an editor. The IQ measure is a meme that stupid unaccomplished children use to out meme each other. The ones with the highest proclaimed IQ are also the most degenerate fake kids. Personality tests are more important in my opinion.
I would been a genius if I'd continued my study and work ethic like an Asian. Instead, I'm an average A+ state school graduate, C+ Ivy League drop out.
>>7002975
lani mcfly
What can I take to increase my libido if increasing estrogen is not an option?
>>7002983
>go to friend's place
i don't have any friends that's suspicious
>>7002989
I couldn't find plaid, that's the closest that I could do ;~;
>>7002990
Amphetamines
>>7002988
>Ivy League
Richfag get out
>>7002992
im ur friend
>>7002998
rly
>>7002997
Andro not Android
>>7002994
ooooh but why would I hide that under my shirt??
pls don't let neptune be dead...
>>7002997
Andreja looks like a man, Hari Nef looks like a man, Laverne Cox looks like a man, Carmen Carrera looks like a man, in fact they all look like men. Yet they all made it in modelling or TV. Don't sell youself short, I believe in you.
>>7003005
At least Neptune avoided the life of being a tranny
Sounds good to me
OoOoOoOoOoO
>>7003010
Too soon.
>>7003007
>Carmen Carrera looks like a man
You what?
>>7003017
>dat jaw and brow
Who here /INFP/
>>7003010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahhhh
>>7002996
Scholarship and 2 grants. Lived with 4 room mates who were split between students, and business graduates who literally never spoke to me (they were 27 and rightfully viewed me as a legit child). Terrorism was a hot button concept in 2009, and I was leading a think tank in state school for security and giving presentations and such at cyber security conventions for extra bar money. I was originally going to be in the FBI, that was my honest plan after law school. I traveled to DC, met the right people (chief of security), ended up staying there a full semester via enrollment a year after I applied. So I was 22 and it burnt me out and now I live like a house cat for 2 years doing fuck all. I'm a slacker and more important my dysphoria fucking almost got me killed halfway through a semester. It was like comparing 5th grade to Vietnam military training. It was my 4th year of college age 21 and it still whooped my ass.
Today, the plan is to regroup a semester at state school to transition faster than living at home, get a full time job saving up any amount of money I can, and start work in Hollywood as a screen writer and never never ever think about anything politics, national security, or cyber related again. Shit was killing me. People ask me why indont get a job, it's because I value money differently. I know I'll always have a fall back, I just lament what it is (selling horse shit security to retards)
did neptune own guns?
>>7003007
It doesn't apply
You're naming beautiful people
>>7003022
im an intp
>>7003021
Calm down chaser
Her features are fine
>>7002975
are we making animus?
they dont have my shitty hair tho
>>7003022
>tfw every tranny is an infp but you're an isfp
>>7002997
I think you look really attractive because of your andro features, you make an attractive woman from I've seen
>>7003035
intp
>>7003022
i used to be intp when i was like 15
now im infp
>>7003003
She was fucking here yesterday what even happened
>>7003004
I-i don't know..
The security guard saw ur massive tits and just assumed something was up cuz he's seen all the tricks and obviously this is just another clever rouse half cooked up by the boys but he's been there before so just hand over the bottles and don't come back why aren't you giving him the bottles seriously the gig is up oh god oh god what is that oh god what have I done
He shoots himself
>>7003041
I used to consistently get intp too.
Now I don't for some reason. Myers Briggs types can change over time.
>>7003033
;_;
Wish there were more options
>>7003047
she said she was taking a bunch of sleeping pills or something and hasn't been on since, several threads back
I let her kill herself. I'm going to leave this place. I really hope those that have my skype will tell me if she's alive but I honestly don't deserve that. I'm sorry.
>>7003052
Dude she was happy about this guy who she had a crush on wtf who even bullied her what if she's just taking a break
>>7003049
MONES CHANGED YOU
>>7003057
If you wanna leave ok but don't blame yourself please!
When someone kills themself it can snowball... please look after yourself.
>>7003064
No
Growing up changed me. I was still very much a child when I started transition.
>>7003059
click back through the previous threads and CTRL+F her name til you find it, it's not that hard
idk what triggered it
>>7003037
Thank shy
But I'm not buying it
I saw a girl my height in the train and she looked cute and not weirr at all and felt a lot better
Als wtf please tell me this neptune killing herself thing is a meme i really like her
>>7003068
When did you start? Sorry Im a newfag and know nothing :/
>Neptune killed herself
Now if only Nim, Pookie and Kiwi would do the same.
>>7003070
You don't have to believe it but I do feel that way, though I understand the feeling my friends say nice things to me about my appearance and I never believe them :/
>>7003068
luckily i am extremely adulty at 20
>>7003088
it shows
>>7003085
wtf
>>7003084
Just after turning 19.
I was a socially awkward shut-in though, so I felt pretty stunted socially.
>>7003088
Good joke.
You have a lot of similarities to how I was before transitioning.
>>7003086
hi shy
let's discuss cute skirts right now!
I need informations!
>>7003093
w-what similarities
>>7003091
Don't even look at that post no one else is killing themselves.
>>7003095
Hiya nim :)
>>7003085
This so much along with Edie, Anna, Korra and mercury
>come back to thread after cleaning and doing estrogen shot and self-care stuff
>arguments about IQ, contemplation on neptune killing herself, shitposting
i'm happy to know i didn't miss anything lol
she said she swallowed a whole bunch of spiro and then stuck around for a few hours after it. if anything she's in a psych ward.
either that or she wishes she were dead now more than anything because swallowing a large number of any pill will most likely not kill you and will instead cause you massive amounts of organ damage lol
>>7003098
does this count? I'm gonna get this dress for my bday party and I need to know if it's cute and would work with my figure
>>7003086
Idk I'd love to be like that beautiful Andro model looking person like anon said and just fuck with people's sexualities but it's not me.
Too mannish
>>7003093
Oh and when did you start growing up? I'm soon 23 and there is no sign of me becoming an adult.
It's like hormones made me even more a child.
>>7003105
We can tell from all the brain damage you have
>>7003105
see>>7003106
i need opinions dang it and u know fashion well. if it helps any ill have blonde highlighted hair at the time
>>7003105
Oh. I'm glad she's going to live but damn that sucks.
>>7003107
If you think so, you look more like a woman than a man to me but idk it's hard to see that when you're so used to seeing yourself as a "man"
>>7003105
>laughing at someone who tried to commit suicide
Wow you really are a piece of shit
>>7003106
bit too short for my taste, I wouldn't want to go into thigh territory or much above the knees
post more fashion senpai, we need more girl talkin mtfg
>>7003106
You really need to go into a store and try things on if you think that's going to work on you.
>>7003117
Let Korra continue being dumb.
>>7003100
Personality, anxiety, current field of study, uncertainty over identity.
Idk, the general way you present yourself here actually does remind me a lot of what I was like during that period, minus the drugs, as weird as that sounds.
>>7003108
Idk. I spent the better part of my early 20s feeling and acting a bit like a teenager. Growing up and actually feeling a bit like an adult is a pretty recent thing, I just turned 25.
>>7003085
>Nobody told me to kill myself
Today is a good day
>>7003119
Autism
Anyone with autism needs to be snuffed out
>>7003103
how you been? :3
>>7003124
i don't have autism tho
>>7003127
you make me smile
keep on keeping on
Why couldnt I just be cis and get to enjoy my days off from work instead of spending them getting a blood test? Least I'll go shopping after.
>>7003109
lool i wish. i attempted suicide before but my bf at the time made me throw all of it up.
suicide attempts are almost always a cry for help and overdosing is one of the most obvious ones since it's very hard to die that way. hopefully her family listens to her now.
>>7003110
that dress would look like a maternity outfit on you, don't buy it lol
>>7003111
i think heart + liver damage is the main thing? hopefully she doesn't suffer anything permanent.
>>7003114
i just think gossiping about this shit is dumb. like no one from this general has ever died, even the ones who attempted at it.
making a big deal out of it and acting like you're the reason they attempted or whatever is laughable. stop treating this place like a high school.
>>7003105
lol
>>7003125
Pretty good lately I recently got an easy job where I'm basically being paid to study and browse the internet and I finally left my apartment in girlmode (a couple weeks ago but I haven't been on here much so it's worth mentioning :) )
>>7003133
didn't umaru die
>>7003133
You love dumb gossip though. You're the one who usually starts it kettle.
I wanna put penis in a lot of you... by force if necessary.
>>7002992
Library???
>>7002988
The single # IQ sucks. When they split it up, it gets much better. Ever consider the highest IQ ones likely are thinking at a level the others can't follow? Stuff that I considered intuitive often was way over the heads of my peers. In reality, what you do with your brains is the most important thing.
>>7002996
>>7003023
I got a full ride at Columbia University due to academic excellence in hs. Not that I couldn't afford to pay for it myself.
>>7003098
(pic)
>>7003121
yeah drugs have always made me feel uneasy
>>7003142
That would be problematic since some of the "girls" here are bigger than you.
>>7003135
Hmm idk how to overcome that I'm not a psychologist, have you ever gone out as a girl?
>>7003137
that's gossip too lmao
>>7003141
the action of gossiping about someone's death is dumb. this isn't dumb gossip.
at least with petty gossipy shit it can be entertaining or it can allow you to vent about something.
making someone's suicide attempt about you is like the most self-serving immature highschoolish thing ever tho and dumb af. js
>>7003142
i think that's rape
>>7003135
You are too nice to me Baesic
>>7003098
Im basically retarded when it comes to fashion but why cant you just get a generic black simple skirt? You dont need it to be frilly or anything because your top takes care of that.
Also how are those sock type thing that you pull on like leggings? Get those but in black
>>7003144
They did for me too, then immediately after high school I got into them in a pretty big way. Sort of went hand in hand with the whole "falling apart and coming out to my parents" thing.
>>7003133
see that's why I like getting second opinions especially for fashion stuff. like I wanna get a cute party dress but idk where to even shop for good ones that would work on my body type ><
h e l p
>>7003158
Moderately dark red
Very plain
>>7003152
>i think
>>7003152
Lmao are you fucking serious!?
You make gossip about yourself all the time.
>>7003158
>listening to Edie
Blacks really are dumb
Spent the day at the seaside playing the arcade machines.
Nearly won an emoji pillow, I'm sure those crane games are rigged.
>>7003158
you need to go to a store with a friend and get their opinion desu. online shopping when you don't know how to shop for your body type is almost always a mistake.
>>7003163
well i've had guys force their dick into me and i was definitely consenting so idk
>>7003165
not really. i just laugh about the person lmao
>>7003166
Hmm oh well, is your voice good?
>>7003173
>laughing at other people's misfortune
You really are a child and you say you have a high iq?
>>7003181
who said anything about laughing at the person's misfortunes?? i tend to laugh about how stupid ya'll are lmao
>>7003156
im glad you left that stuff behind
>>7003179
Garbage. I sound like a gay man
I get clocked without talking tho
>>7003158
If your body type is basically the same as every other trans it's no hips largish shoulders so I'd suggest looking for skater dresses.
>>7003136
that's exciting! im proud of you
>>7003184
Took me fucking long enough though..
>>7002984
Sounds reasonable. The 'success' rate with sleeping pills is really low...
>>7003198
It's not the destination but the journey that's important.
>>7003198
that's okay, it only matters that you did it
>>7003182
Bullshit
You always laugh at people, like how you laugh at Faye
>>7003189
hmm can you show me a pic of the kind you mean? it seems counter productive to show off my wide shoulders and that's the kind google images was giving me
>>7002397
OOOOOOCEAN GEM! TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND!