/mtfg/ Male to Frodo General

>• Voice Training: https://foretmtl.bandcamp.com/

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WISH MADDIE A HAPPY 32nd BDAY AND YOU WILL BECOME A REAL GIRL SOON

BITCHES LEAVE!

>>7000672
I wonder want made her turn into a bimbo slut

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>>7000643
Harassment
Threats of physical violence
Physical violence (thankfully narrowly avoided this)
Generally being rude or treating you as invisible

Bigots can be legitimately awful to deal with.

>>7000642
Yup, that's generally why a single incident can be so jarring for someone after they've been full-time for a while and generally pass. It really shakes your self image, even if it was only once.
Also, hugg ;~;

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>>7000669
I'll have to find an actual voice guide to put in the OP.

alright, that's it. i'm fucking killing myself.

i put myself out there, i try and play nice around here, and what do i get in return? absolutely fucking nothing.

you pieces of shit are the most vitriolic, most hateful, most hurtful cunts i have ever had the misfortune of meeting. all you ever did was try and strike me down and make me feel worthless, just like you do with every other girl that has trouble passing.

i tried my best. i always did. sorry im not a catty 11 year old trip who can pass wearing fucking boy clothes and a buttplug. unfortunately im a dreaded susan's tier late transitioner. yes, that's right, i'm a 43 year old WOMAN. women get old! you will get old too! cut us older ladies some god damn slack. the way you treat sheen and kayla in particular shows just how much hatred you have for older transwomen, and you seem to have no idea how much your words can hurt.

oh, and IM SO FUCKING SORRY that sometimes i liked to share details from my sexual life! i am a sexual being! it's not my fault big strong sexy men want like fucking my old ass!! and of course im so SORRY that i like wearing diapers! i didn't choose this silly fetish, but i also see no reason why i should be ashamed of it. the worst part is i know that half of you girls who get really mad about it probably are just embarrassed because you like diapers too. dont be embarassed! diapers are comfy!

anyway, im rambling now. i just downed a bottle of sleeping pills. i can't wait to go to sleep forever. i can't wait until i finally go a day without posting on mtfg.

>>7000673
DEAD OR ALIVE YOU ARE COMING WITH ME

>>7000682
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

>>7000681
>and kayla
whoa I only just turned 27

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>>7000676
>tfw not a bimbo slut

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>solo queue with a 5-player party on ow
>3 guys 2 girls
>they try to hook me up with the single guy
>i say i'm a boy
>"oh are you one of those female to males, like you identify as a boy today?"
>they all start laughing

>>7000689
why didn't u invite me to your birthday party wtf

>>7000687
I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year.

>tfw your gf just laughs at your dick any time your intimate

It.. was funny the first time ;_;

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What are some good brands of boots for fashion and function? I want some for casual wear and shit to wear when there's a bunch of snow.

>>7000672
Why does she post on /soc/? That place is for insecure mentally ill losers.

>>7000698
<3

>>7000705
crocks

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>>7000694
I hope you asked for his mmr at least before you started going down on him.
It better have been high.

>>7000681
What

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>>7000695
I didn't have a party, but I did eat 6 full orders of my favorite food, Panda Express orange chicken

>>7000681
Suicide combo chain activated

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>>7000702
Laugh at her dick back.

>>7000702
*YOU'RE
>>7000718
Gross

>>7000718
i thought you said you were a vegetarian

>>7000702
at least you and her will have good lesbian sex after you get srs before finding boyfriends

>>7000721
Who's gonna be the combo breaker?

>>7000726
>Gross
but its so tangy and meaty and yummy and i love the white rice too

mayve

>>7000677
>Yup, that's generally why a single incident can be so jarring for someone after they've been full-time for a while and generally pass.
Yeah, that does sound jarring. :c

On a semi-related note, I was out at a store in boymode earlier, and I got sir'd somewhat loudly by an employee.
In the past when I got sir'd I would just shrug it off, but for some reason today it was really jarring, and I felt like I was going to cry for a couple minutes afterward.
I'm not sure why it hurt so much more today.
I think it might be estrogen making me more emotional, plus I hadn't been sir'd in a while.

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>>7000732
(you) are the rose

>>7000630
idk, i guess ppl are nice around me...

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>>7000718
-pat head-

maeve triple link m epls

>>7000736
maeve i like u

How long does it take to grow out hair?

>>7000742
>>7000742
>>7000742
l-like this >///<

>>7000733
pls, try getting sir'd in full girlmode

>>7000739
dude, where's my trip? starring ashton captcha

>>7000741
>>7000718
>murder

>>7000730
Do you want me to kill myself rn?
Alright!
Here I go!

>>7000746
it's different for everybody. after a year of growing, the hair from the top of my head reaches a little below my chin.
>>7000745
.///.

>>7000754
maeve i like u

>>7000736
maeve my dove <3
how are you?

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>>7000750
sexy murder

>>7000747
yes desu
t-teehee

>>7000754
come live in my trashcan desu

>>7000748
I don't look forward to it. ;~;

>>7000753
Live stream it faggit.
Do it.

>>7000727
i tried that for 3 weeks and it got old quick

GIMME MEAT!

>>7000771
>murder

>>7000771
let me see dat as and I'll give you all the meat you want bby

>>7000759
lauren do you drive a racecar
>>7000760
seen better days, dearest drakeposter.
>>7000762
*blushes* teehee
>>7000763
i have a rather spacious trashcan as it is.

>>7000767
XP
But I'm fixing my guitar tomorrow..
Let me play you a song first

tfw ur whole life is ruined by ur gt

>>7000780
i don't know how to drive

>>7000782
get it turned into a neovag

>>7000681
don't kill yourself please, be my diapered gf instead ;_;

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hi ilu mtfg

>>7000780
;_;
really youre not doing that well?
i hope you feel better hamsterfu
did you wanna talk about it?

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Is HRT supposed to feel this great?

>>7000780
uwee >_<

what is love?

>>7000749
pleb pls respond to my question which was do you have a bf because i am wondering :^(

>>7000786
out of spite maybe..its already done its work..

its normal for hrt to make me lactate right?

>>7000777
wew

will you promise to cuddle after?

>>7000801
no
get your prolactin checked or you'll get brain cancer

im gonna marry lauren

>>7000804
what brain cancer what

>>7000808
Prolactinoma

>>7000808
yeah
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prolactinoma

>>7000807
ok

>>7000808
rip anon you will be missed ( ;_;)7

>>7000798
if u do get one can i help break it in

>>7000807
im gonna marry maeve

>>7000815
what? no!!!

>>7000781
Play the song then shove the guitar up your ass and bleed out

i will marry snickerdoodle

>>7000791
A G P
G
P

tfw ur drunk sensitive and vulnerable

>>7000790
just normal dysphoria junk
thanks~
>>7000821
i only do arranged marriages with wealthy indian doctors

>>7000793
baby don't hurt me

>>7000830
hey cutie where's your boyfriend?

>>7000837
i dont have one :'( i dont have anyone

>>7000662
Thank you I needed this.
I'm having a bad night. Last night of no voice practice, last night of weed. I'm sitting here listening to the frog slur in my throat trying to put hilarious comics together but I'm too stonned and having a panic attack.

Ahhhhhh


>that gut check when you want to opt out of 4chan and life in general.
>tfw fiction side believes government organizations in the future will use my online photo for hunting purposes.
>tfw age 26 living at home being a meme living on the same floor as my parents. Ahhhhhh

How do I find a job and where do I move to accomplish this. Or do I meme through college like a sleaze.


Why don't thousands of other Trans girls post here? Is it really that toxic and I'm just dumb? Or am I really such a what.

i finally filtered annoyingly rambling beepbeep, kek

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>>7000828

>>7000849
i literally started crying

>>7000846
>Thank you I needed this.
What did I do?
>Is it really that toxic and I'm just dumb?
Don't take it seriously or be autistic and you'll be okay.

>>7000843
do u even want anyone or just a specific someone that's super handsome and super rich and has a giant benis

>>7000821
no, im gonna marry maeve

>>7000835
i hope you feel better maeve~
you dont seem the type who really deserves this kind of junk

>>7000849
come on, dont be mean to beep

>bunch of fritos at my house for some reason
>decide to buy some bean dip and go to town
>forget i have a bunch of cute on my hands from work
Fuuuuuu

>>7000872
wtf you were marrying me

>>7000876
>bunch of cute
?

>>7000877
im in love with a hamster
sorry

give cute

>>7000882
how am i supposed to give you yourself >///<

>>7000872
the hamster is mine

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>>7000882

>>7000889
the hamster belongs to me sir

>>7000879
cuts*

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>>7000882
>>7000892
>>7000890
>>7000889
>>7000886

>>7000892
I'm sorry but this particular hamham is mine

>>7000897
im going to take maeve to an amusement park and win her a teddy bear
and theres nothing you can do about it

>>7000886
omg >_<
>>7000890
huhh??
>>7000896
is cute?

>>7000899
yeah well I'm going to take her to the top of the eiffle tower and propose to her, I win

>>7000876
but fritos aren't even that spicy

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>>7000901

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>>7000694

>>7000905
It's because it has salt

got more cheese than doritos cheetos or freetos

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So real question, if an mtf adopts a kid will she be able to breastfeed the child? Like I know that there are cases of even full on men breastfeeding, but are there any actual stories of transwomen adopting babies and breastfeeding them?

>>7000916
wtf lol

>>7000911
that's me by maeve

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>>7000913
Probably.

feed me boners

>>7000902
im going to push you off
and then maeve will be all mine

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>>7000908
pooke

>>7000913
No. But many of them are transtrenders.

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>>7000923

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I want a rich bf who will spoil me and treat me like royalty.

>>7000923
open wide

>>7000912
are you saying that you are craving salt?

>>7000855
Yeah but my hypothetical fake corporate life might be effected by posting my ugly man face for Facebook software to track me.

What a meme there is a mouse I swear to God in my wall on the 2nd floor - we can't fucking stop them! Those little fuckers are so amazingly well adapted for any environment it's crazy. God damn mice are fun to feed to snakes. I want to date a reptile girl (not literally) with blue hair.

How do I date internationally to meet coolest people even if love isn't the intent. Just like couch surf or what? Probably right? I gotta go find a spiritual female partner or I'm a dead man. I wanna be an alive woman. I don't need love for that but it would help for the support. I need more to offer this world or a girl I love.

I have nothing here to offer the world.

I do but it's macaroni and cheese on paper level stuff. The 'art school was a meme and now my dad's basement is full and I'm a mess type of deal.
Ahhhhhh

Life is a disaster. Which religion is real so I can go get in an argument with their creator
Also have any of the girls ever responded to themselves as anon. I never thought to do it because I thought it would show everyone the (you) but I just figured out that's fucking retarded. Half of you probably know this and do it.

>>7000933
how many dollars an hour do i need to make to be rich enough for you

>>7000702
I mean if she is laughing at your dick she is probably a shitty human. Might want to try another.

lol i slept like all day today and wasted half my weekend

i think i might be depressed again? well, i mean, i've always been depressed, but i feel it getting worse. what do i do? i feel helpless?

also, just heard 3 gunshots really close by wtf oakland

>>7000937
...what? I was eating chips they were salty and i had a cut on my hand and it hurt me

>tfw pleb ignores my spergy pleas

its a simple question ;_;

>>7000706
Why is it a surprise then? Or am I missing the joke

im drunk should i make a list of people i wanna fuck me >___<
lol jk
>>7000907
dude what

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>>7000936
This isn't a boner, this is a cheddar smokie

>>7000932
W e w

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>>7000941
I said rich

>>7000945
you should switch to stirring anchovies through mayonaisse and dipping hotdogs into it

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Feels good to be gendered correctly wherever I go

>>7000955
its like you have two noses taped together

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>>7000919
I wanna know if Ill be able to breastfeed a child I adopt, will HRT make me naturally produce milk for an adopted child? Surely Im not the only mtf who wants to get married and have children.

>>7000954
What am i, white?
>>7000955
Feels weird to see other trannies on soc

>>7000954
>murder
>>7000955
what is being cute and passing like

>>7000958
My nose is fine, I know many cis girls with bigger. And feels good to have a nice cute feminine jaw. :3

>>7000969
Ewwwww she posts on /soc/?? she's joining maddie in the loser old hon club.

>>7000955
i thought you were in boymode

>>7000975
??? What is wrong with you

>>7000980
Only pathetic losers with no life or self respect post on /soc/.

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>>7000943
Use the boost to get through (tap z or r twice)

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>>7000929
kiwi

>>7000976
MAEVE

>>7000969
I was implying that you are cockhungry, stop ruining my joke, racist

>>7000955
DESU I thought this was Adrien Brody in a wig

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>>7000995

>>7000997
I'm not racist, white people are just objectively worse

>>7000999
DOUBLE TRIPS GET

>>7001002
yeah what with creating modern society and all that

I WANT BRIT TO FUCK ME
WHAT DO?

>>7001000
have a conversation with me maeve wtf
i want to compliment you and shit

>>7001009
teleport to her
>>7001011
there's nothing to compliment >///<

my mom says im not allowed to talk to or date trannies anymore, so i guess this is goodbye

im going to miss you girls, you are all very nice and cute and you deserve to be happy and loved

>>7001016
i cant od that
i want brit to fuck me

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>>7001020
Bye anon, I'll miss you.

>>7000955
wow you are pretty
i like your bangs

>>7001020
goodbye friend

does anyone want to be my girlfriend?

I'm pretty and have a good career and my own house in Oakland.

I'm tired of being lonely, i just want someone who understands me and what its like being trans

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Does anyone here have gender identity struggles sometimes?

>>7001038
yes

>>7001037
ok when can I move in
>>7001038
yes

>>7001037
no one will ever understand
>>7001038
yes

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>>7001038
R-ricky?

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Kaylee drew me

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rate

>>7001016
you have such a pretty face though
your personality is really special also
at least it is to me :/

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Everybody goes leaving those who fall behind

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i transitioned into a pro d.va

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>>7001038
sometimes I forget im not a cis girl does that count?

>>7001008
You say it as if modern society is anything to write home about

>>7001048
red whats your favorite seitan recipe

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>>7001039
>>7001040
>>7001041
At least I'm not alone.

>>7001045
M-maybe.

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>>7001058
its better than the alternative

>>7001048
post cat ears

>>7001041
>no one will ever understand
this is probably true

I don't know. I feel like there will always be a wall between me and other people. as if i'm just supposed to be alone. I'll just keep doing this forever.

I always told myself that it would've matter if i ended up alone because i'd always be able to find validation from my work. and to an extent, i believe that to be true. but it'd be really nice to share my successes with someone else

>>7001058
>>7001008
western culture isn't modern society to everyone

>>7001066
please let me be your gf/leech

i might get ssi at some point too

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migrate to /r9k/ if /lgbt/ gets deleted?

>>7001070

are you in the bay area?

>>7001073
i could move

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>>7001060
Haven't seen you around these parts for a while, how's life n stuff, apart from the whole gender identity struggle

>>7001048
Heard u have herpes now Red
Wtf why

>>7001066
I haven't had any friends irl for a month now..
>>7001063
open yr mind and you will see
a big black smiley faced economy

>>7001072
why would /lgbt/ get deleted?

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>>7001059
I like jackfruit as substitute bbq
I don't like seitan
>>7001065
Neko

>>7001081
thanks i haven't heard of that before

>>7001074
can you cook?

>>7001080
Hiro said that 4chan's not sustainable and deleting some boards might be a possibility.

>>7001089
a little but im vegan

also im really ugly and don't pass and I have a lot of mental issues

>>7001091
i feel like there would be a lot of less active boards that would get culled before this one

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>>7001075
It's fairly alright. I hit the point of "fulltime" quite some time ago. Been presenting as a girl for more than a year now, really happy most of the time. Counting my blessings.

But there's still some stuff I am going through.

for the past week i have masturbated every night to the idea of diapers

maybe it's time to make a change in my life

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Everytime the dysphoria and depression gets to overwhealming i call my bf
He usually calms me down
Am i too clingy?

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>>7001085
http://minimalistbaker.com/bbq-jackfruit-sandwiches-with-avocado-slaw/

>>>/v/353624591

i did it

>>7001092
>also im really ugly
i bet you're not

>don't pass
this is almost always fixable with effort

> I have a lot of mental issues
i mean, i suffer mostly from depression but it we're talking schizophrenia or borderline personality that i think i'd have to pass

Ugh work is so fucking wrong

>>7001102
just horrible anxiety

>>7001093
Maybe, I am just explaining why anon thinks that /lgbt/ will get deleted.

>>7001099
Kinda yea but he puts up with it

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>>7001091
He should merge /lgbt/ and /d/

>>7001097
;_;
There's always still some stuff.
I'm glad that you're doing well though

>>7001103
Work is gr8
:'D

>>7001099
I don't know, having someone who can do that seems really nice. Just make sure you're there for him as well.

>>7001099
bfs like to make their gfs feel better

>>7001110
>He should merge /lgbt/ and /d/
Now we're talking, more diaper posting is always a good thing.

>>7001110
It would be great if the pay was better.

im gonna marry elanna

>>7001118
im gonna marry me

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dragon age origins was fun i ended up playing it all day and not doing anything else feelsgoodman :B

i feel that the acronym lgbt is sexist towards men because it puts lesbians before gays. i am going to sit out the national anthem until this is changed.

>>7001116
>Entitled neet wants money

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>>7001109
>>7001113
>>7001112
Im just afraid im annoying him and hes just to nice to tell me

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I love working at a call center!!!

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>>7001116
You make like twice what I do and don't have to interact with people. What's there to complain about?

>>7001115
Every thread is about dickgirls, by dickgirls for dickgirls. A golden era is about to begin.

>>7001118
Shouldn't you shoot higher?

>>7001102
u live in oakland?

>>7001128
I guess you're right

>>7001128
but what if I don't like dickgirls what then? :<

secksss

>>7001127
I love red

>>7001128
yeah im more of a pookie kind of guy desu

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>>7001134
>tfw no secksss

dude
i want to cuddle and pet a pookie and a maeve and uhh
my brain isn't functional enough to figure out who else i wanna pet

>>7001128
>Every thread is about dickgirls, by dickgirls for dickgirls. A golden era is about to begin.

I..didn't even think about it that way, it's genius.

>>7001139
r u saying u want me to see inside ur binder?

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>>7001133
It's ok, we all know you do

>>7001131
Don't mind me though, I'm just grumpy and bitter

>>7001137
Follow your dreams

>>7001141
Hiro needs to get on this shit

>>7001125
Does he go out if his way to make u feel special?
It's it self esteem telling you he doesn't want you.
If ur annoying him chances are it'll be obvious.
>>7001133
Leave.

>>7001140
i would graciously accept a cuddle/pet from you
>>7001050
t-thanks
i wish i could see those things in myself

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>>7001142
I have only the rarest cards ;>

>>7001128
Overnight stockers make about $9/hr

Boo
This call is really fucking gay
>>7001150
t-teehee >_<
>>7001153
w-wew hanna
ur rare ;)

my estradiol got changed from the pill on the right to the one on the left, and i've been instructed to take them sublingually. the circle ones dissolved pretty okay but the oval ones are taking way too long to dissolve and not really dissolving well, i end up having to swallow a lot of residue which im not sure is okay or what. anyone have advice or anything?

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>tfw boy i like is afk and I want his attention

>>7001150
i just want to help you see them hamsterfu~
ill install a bunch of glass on your trash can okay?

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>>7001162
oops

all pizza places just closed
rip me

>>7001155
She said she's making 16

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>>7001145
worst meme

>>7001147
*leaves*

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>>7001156
I bet you like when i touch my jace like this huh? C;

>>7001140
:3

>>7001172
N-no...

>>7001170
W Kayla's abundance of work experience and multiple degrees, Kayla deserves twice as much as everyone else

>>7001179
those are the only places that deliver past 8pm.
>>7001176
pook pook pook hug me im drunk
i need love and affection
>>7001174
rub that mind sculpter >_____<

>>7001130
Yeah, near 68th and Outlook

morning

>>7001172
When I deadlift I kinda feel it in my legs more than in my back when I get up to two plates but with one I really feel it in my back what am I doing wrong.
Also what are good forearm exercises

>>7001191
hi

Does anyone else have these moments sometimes where you're thinking about something random then you think holy shit I'm a fucking tranny this is so fucking weird

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>>7001180
im about to sleep though

>>7001196
i have no idea, i haven't lifted weights in a very long time. any muscle I have is just leftovers from back then sry :(

inviting isla to my friends was a mistake

I'm like a battery that has never been charged.

>>7001168
The bioavailability is only marginally better sublingually, over orally. The biggest benefit is skipping the first liver pass. I'd say it's nbd, swallowing a little residue isn't gonna make much difference

>>7001207
Seems like most of your life is probably a mistake tbqh

>>7001212
thanks

>>7001212
Source: I have no idea what I'm actually talking about. But this sounds logical :^)


Up voted.

>>7001208
Rip Trappy Chan she really was too good to be real
>>7001206
Ah OK guess I'll ask the autists in fit then

>>7001191
are u cool
>>7001188
ok
hug

>>7001214
hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd

>>7001224
Not
An
Argument

>>7001220
Mtfg West coast meet up, when?

>>7001227
they happen all the time

>>7001207
im a mistake
>>7001220
yay hug and affection ty pookie

>talking to cute guy during class
>we're walking together after it ends and he asks me if I'm doing anything tomorrow
>I say no
>"do you maybe wanna go out with me"
>a slight glimmer of happiness before the misery of realizing that I will eventually have to tell him I'm trans

>>7001220
h-hug me too pls >~<

>>7001205
Yeah

>>7001230
:(

>>7001236
:)

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>>7001205
Yup. It's surreal in the worst of ways.

im integrating pookie into my friends next

>>7001174
Ugh Magic cards make me have to brag at people, especially other magic players.
I am objectively better than anyone you'll meet in your life time unless you really try and linger around the protour teams, at building for fun random theme decks and edh decks and especially hyper competitive modern decks. I'm about 5 years out of meta, but I was at one point leading a think tank with some top players on the protour with me as the backing mastermind (save the playing - I don't like playing that competitive).

Yo seriously, I had forgotten hot fucking much I miss trading and playing cards. I grew up trading pokemon cards like preschool - card trading was my reason to live for awhile. From like 5 to 8
Then again with MTG 13 to 20. 4 years of nothing now....

Friends grew out of it, and all my altered, holographic, modified by my own sharpie art, and special cards and decks got knicked from under a table. They fucking CUT into my zipper bag and stole it.

It wasn't the money it was the loss of the decks that burnt me out. And by this point my friends had stopped, the scene at the card store fell apart, and I fell apart because hey I'm Johnathan but now I'm Sarah yeah because that's not a meme when you're 15 - 19 growing up getting called a faggot even tho you're not.... And watching "real" faggots get beaten up at school and shit. :(


At one point I was on cockatrice playing MTG with custom decks online. That service died because it got too big and wizards shut it down.

I would have won the designer contest probably if I'd been 18. Made it to the last round of the 2nd recruitment "contest" and had to give formal paperwork and couldn't provide it so I entered anyway, got my ideas shared in lights, and was tagged out :(

I miss MTG. I want a mull drifter tattooed on my back. I used to modify them. I had like a joker from batman, iron man, a ninja. I was good at it. I wish I had pictures.

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hi, everyone.
how are we today?

>>7001205
I had a moment like that today it was all like lol omg I can't believe she actually did that for me that was so hot looking back

im drunk and need lewds give me

>>7001232
Maybe he wont mind, at the very least it means you're cute.

>>7001249
Youre lewd!

>>7001251
Wishful thinking. Im already preparing for his speech about how we're not compatible.

>>7001242
You shut ur whore mouth take that back take that back this instant
Thanks for the hammer curls I've been doing sets of 100 squeezy thingy and then holding down hard on that little shit you buy in the sporting shops like that thing with a spring in the middle but its just not doing anything anymore
>>7001244
How good was / is Reynad?
Do you hearthstone?
>>7001249
Hav u herd of Grindr

>>7001242
How do I do a hammer curl with a bar

I'm always a little smug when I see that your dumbass posts dont get any (Yous) because no one actually likes you.

>>7001256
all bys r ugly nearbyu
all the cute ones r straight
>>7001252
omg i know i am >___<

>>7001265

Kiwi a cute

>>7001265
:c
B-but i like you a-anon

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i was just looking @ some of the opcodes in the intruction set for the sharp lr35902 processor (game boy).
i wonder what kind of tranny this makes me

>>7001269
but she is white

im gonna marry hanna

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>>7001283
congratulations!!!!

>>7001283
im gonna marry shannon

i burped

>>7001279
Shes white in the best way. I wish everyone could be white like her.

>>7001291
post panties

>>7001295
im only wearing pjs ;_;

>>7001292
show me your butt

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>>7001300
Same old photos

>>7001266
>Grindr
>straight
Cmon now
Come on

>>7001292
are you saying you are a white supremacist?

>>7001297
show me your pjs
>>7001304
show me your new butt

>>7001306
there are no cute gay boys here

>almost done with my second smirnoff ice
>not that drunk
Ugh
>>7001309
Lol no

>>7001304
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

post the stewin n brewin image so i can make fun of boo

>>7001317
I like your side tummy

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>>7001320
this one?

>>7001317
wow what a slut

>>7001323
no the one of raccoon
>>7001317
>>7001321
ty anon

>>7001317
this princess needs cummies

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>>7001326
wtf guero
>>7001329
omg no

It's not your fault
It's my own fault
I'm not human at all
I have no heart

>>7001331
this pika needs cummies stat!

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>>7001331
send dick faggot

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hey everyone teehee I am like, SUCH a transwoman I started hrt when I was 9 and got srs when I was 12
all of you hons need to step up your game lololol
omg isnt pizza amazing

pic related
me

how did i lose two pounds this week
after eating way more than usual
..
i want to be squishy ;_;

>>7001311
Theres a bunch on gaygen
Masc though

>>7001341
show butt

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>>7001332
what's wrong?

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>>7001338
g-guero .///.
>>7001337
omg nooooo
>>7001332
me
>>7001341
i wanna be cute and squish and fluff desu
>>7001342
ya i dun like sups masc boys

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>>7001340
nice meme, lol.
be careful though, you could end up hurting yourself, firing all those lasers

>>7001310
My new butt is too big for the frame
unsee cc/sigapodu

>>7001347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nu9ugMJ5L8

>>7001345
I'm just sad still

>>7001347
isla can i squish your face uwu
>>7001343
my butt isn't thicc though
that's why i need to gain weight

>>7001332
Hugg Juni
<3 Juni

>>7001354
: )