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previous >>6997399
pookla spookla
pook pookie pook
hugg everyone
xd
etc
>>6999073
Hailey?
Pookie pooker spooky spooper
Tfw the girl you love talks fondly about past relationships
Vapid tripwhores ;)
>>6999091
Well if you can't appreciate the artist's vision then you wont appreciate the director's work either.
>>6999097
DONT DO IT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR ;~;
hit me with a (you) senpai
Pookie is pathetic as fuck. I fucking knew it. Hiding behind her friends and their inane circlejerking doesn't change the fact that she posts the most irritating, substancless bullshit. Last night, I tried to get back in touch with her and make amends and she just said 'hugg froggy doggy'. Fucking pisses me off. Grow a personality, please, guys.
>>6999103
i will never be brown like shakira .
there's nothing to live for .
tuggin my man meat
spiro isn't working
>>6999106
hugg frog <3
a big part of me really wants to point out how shakira is basically just 50 cent in a wig and how she shouldn't be telling anyone about what trannies are supposed to be and what this general is about because she's a baby tranny who knows nothing about living as a woman, but that would be mean, right? and i'm not a mean girl.
>>6999073
This anime is bad.
Who else wants to join cult of Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon. Our new year isn't until June, but it's worth it. Fucc Yall Jewish niggas.
>>6999114
You realize Frog is fucking around, right?
also
pookie pook pook pookie pook
>>6999104
(u)
>>6999112
the black ones are always the most delusional.
>talk to a girl from one of these threads
>really hit it off
>mutual flirting
>play games together
>meme together
>ironically REE together
>errything is gr8/8
>suddenly she stops coming online
>ok maybe her internet died
>wait
>a few days pass
>still not online
>a month later
>she's still offline
.....God dammit why
>>6999104
>>6999115
Yeah it is. Peasant. Anyway watch Dear Brother, directed by Dezaki, it's getting a blu ray rerelease soon but the DVD release is bretty good and Dezaki's directing is perfect regardless of the video format.
Reminder that its useless to ask if something or other means youre trans or not, only you yourself can know for sure
>>6999112
You're AGP: The motion picture.
>>6999114
sorry
i mean, she does post inane poopoo but there's more to her, we just found the tone of your post funny (it's true too lmfao i love your example posts)
>>6999117
But it's year 5776, Sarah pls
>>6999121
If a chaser starts getting attached to me I'll keep talking to them for a little while out of guilt before I cut it off... probably what happened... Sorry
>>6999028
True, at first they were women from my development, and their friends. Later from the fashion industry, and artists I met and knew.
i kind of agree with Shakira, all the senseless stuff is kinda bloating the thread, like i don't mind it but sometimes it just gets too much there's no content or discussion going on.
Although im probably part of the problem when i have a trip even though i havent started HRT yet
>>6999106
lmaooo
>>6999138
I doubt it. She was sending me booty pics and wanted me to be her internet BF.
[spoiler] i said yes [/spoiler]
>>6999131
Let's not trade insults now
>>6999141
You should have just said the last part first and then typed nothing else.
I'm falling for my friend, a Trans girl who lives on the other side of the world who I think sees me as a sister.
She finds it hard to keep friendships because people fall in love with her constantly. Shes just beautiful and strong and quiet, but in a confident way, she's not shy, shes just reserved. People flock to her because she's so warm and intelligent.
She can be stoic and distant, but she's also not afraid to be vulnerable with people she trusts. I can tell she has a side that she only shows to those who she's in a relationship with and it hurts me so deeply ill never experience it.
I try my hardest to get over her all the time but it doesn't work. She's one of my main pillars of support, and even if we haven't talked in a while, as soon as we do it comes flooding back. She messaged me to say hi earlier and my heart raced and fluttered.
I've known her for a while now and we've become close. Like I said probably more in a sisterly way. She helped me a lot with issues I had both physically and emotionally while transitioning and constantly pushes me to better myself.
Every time she tells me I'm beautiful I just close my eyes and imagine her there in front of me. Sometimes when we talk on the phone have to hang up and feign a technical fault because I can't hold back the tears.
I can't take this anymore. I need to get over her. I need her to be in my life but without these horrible feelings.
I need to be a better friend to her, I don't want to be a vague memory thrown in with all the other people that couldn't control their feelings for her
>Umaru chan
Are you the anon that kept posting traps in /g/'s Daily Programming Threads?
>>6999120
idk, i wouldn't say that. but i wouldn't say anything really. i'm such a nice person.
>>6999130
tru
>>6999141
only full fledged trutrans™ girls are allowed to post here actually.
>Trying to use AGP as an insult
Trannies are so funny.
>>6999117
>This anime is bad.
u wot m8
>>6999153
>this
>>6999150
People like Edie is why the public thinks we're all fetishists.
>>6999141
It's just the circle jerk of immature trips under 21 years old. And I say this as someone who's 19
>>6999149
I've yet to see a black person post here who wasnt dancing the line of clinically insane and thinking that wearing a wig makes them instantly a cis girl.
>>6999165
I'm 38 and I'm probably not any more mature than them.
Then again, my life kind of got mothballed when I was 20...
>>6999162
edie is a good girl
edie did nuffin wrong
>>6999162
Edie is probably the exact opposite of that argument actually. Seeing as she go outside and not be clocked by 99% of people.
>>6999130
NOT true
you could easily mistake a fetish for GID
>>6999146
>>6999149
>>6999158
pookie dookie
>>6999162
ya i can see how a sexually active transsexual gives us a worse reputation than wesley snipes in drag.
>>6999185
Wesley pulls it off you gotta admit
let's not do a hostile thread ;w;
>>6999176
really? how could a fetish cause discomfort with your body / socially?
Guys my dicc lust is getting out of control
Need help to keep it under control
T is still at 250
What the fuck is going on? I was able to at least get it down to 110 before, how does 300 mg of spiro and starting T levels lower than 95 percent of men add up to 250 T? :/
And how effective is prog as an anti-androgen? I just got on that, would it be enough to possibly help next time I get my tests?
>>6999190
hey, just noticed your trip code, nice desu
>>6999192
Me on the bottom.
>>6999182
nope not me
>>6999195
i hear that if your E is too high it gets converted into T, that could be it idk..
aren't you going to a clinic now for your HRT?
>>6999195
what are you on?
>>6999176
literally how lol
Anyone ever think things are going great and they forget all about sadness but you then have that one minor fuck up and everything comes crashing down and you're seriously contemplating suicide as an option?
>>6999191
it doesn't have to, just feeling those things in conjunction could result in a false diagnosis
say you're a skelly who hates their body and has social anxiety so hates other people, but crossdressing makes you happy
one could reach the conclusion that being a woman is the key to their happiness
>>6999202
Is this Hailey?
>>6999189
i suppose it's an aspiration for shakira then.
>>6999190
sry i'll stop lol
>>6999192
just go get some dick desu
>>6999195
progesterone will actually raise your testosterone and essentially poison you if you don't have an estrogen dominant hormone system. as in you shouldn't be on it unless your T is very low. it literally does nothing.
>>6999204
estrogen will never convert to testosterone in excess, that's a myth. progesterone isn't estrogen though.
>>6999214
I dont cheat
And the dildo isnt the same :c
my thighs feel thicc after this bike ride
>>6999172
>my life kind of got mothballed when I was 20...
me too...
>>6999192
dildo...
>>6999204
There is no process in the body that will turn E into T. On the other hand there are a couple that will turn T into E. Natal women get very high E & P levels during pregnancy, and any process that would turn E into T would make all babies male.
>>6999210
no?
>>6999209
if crossdressing makes someone happy (and doesnt just get them off) i think they should definitely ask themselves some questions
These threads truly have become....
>>6999192
This pic makes me want to dye my black. I bet it would be cute with how pale I am.
>>6999220
Its not the same
Just dosent feel anywhere near as good
>>6999222
Hmmmm
haha what if wen u took estrogen u laid a egg n a lil girl-u hatched from it heehee xd
>>6999224
Yeah I mean they were just chitchat and gossip before but now its just dumb lazy e"rp"
drama
>>6999229
that would be pretty cool actually
hey, get this. Wouldn't it be cool if you could BE the little girl?
>>6999141
It's because it's 4chan. What the fuck are you goons expecting? Just accept what you've got. Sometimes it decent and we discuss hot button topics. Other times it's just the general shit posting entropy of the ANONYMOUS Internet we squander. Shit is a meme semfam.
Shakira is also partial to meta complaining. She should go to reddit to supplement the lack of content. Or Tumblr. I like Tumblr, I just can't figure out the navigation.
Mtfg at its worst is trolls and girls responding to trolls. At its best it's usually just a passive IRC where about 4 "conversations" (usually 1 word and a picture targeted at each other) going on.
There is no substance because no one creates any. When new girls show up (like me in March) we're treated like shit. Then the "old group" bitches. It was exactly the same when I got here, with a different group of bad bitches trippen. A lot have moved on as they start to pass and no longer need support from anonymous man-girls online
Our lives are collectively fucked. Make the best of it.
>>6999237
I have a bf but i whont see him untill the 29th
bark
>>6999202
Alright good, because there's a couple of fags that seem to always start the thread early and with a rather unrelated image. One with Hime-chan, one with Umara-chan, and I suspect they may be the same person.
>>6999147
How can I stop being in love with her while staying friends?
>>6999241
what would happen to boy you
would your consciousness transfer into the egg as you laid it
does that mean you'd have to lay an egg while your consciousness slowly pours from your old body into the new one
>>6999242
But this place gets so cringy at times that it hits like a bump of cocaine
>>6999244
Mewo
>>6999244
gf isla did you get a dog
Sorry if I missed someone already saying it.
So Mercury is alive and well?
>>6999230
fear mongering.
attempts to get trannies to use not enough E.
people not looking up things from reputable sources.
>>6999244
*pet*
>>6999242
everyone was actually really nice to me when i first came here a few months ago
i just had to constantly say hi to people to drag myself out of literally-who status and into insignificance
>>6999242
i guess you're right
i wasn't really complaining that much i feel, just sometimes it goes a little too far and we have a thread full of hugg__
>>6999249
no, i think you would go unconscious and while you're in that state your consciousness is transfered to the egg and then the egg pops out of you
boy you would die, boy you was a literal meme anyway
>>6999112
I agree with this although no comment on Shakiras looks since I've never seen her and people say she's attractive
LF GF
>cis male
>won't touch pen0r
>will touch butt
>has job
>isn't a faget
Well, what're you waiting for? Drop your skype or someshit!
>tfw no stewin n brewin gf
>>6999265
id still luv u gf isla
>>6999268
I bequeath you my name
>>6999261
Okay cool. How is she? Is she going to come back here sometime?
>>6999268
LF BF
>must keep butt clean
>must give good head
>>6999247
I don't know, anon. Have you tried visualizing your love or the part of you that loves her and killing it?
>>6999266
so the first thing you'd see when you woke up was your dead body
>>6999275
omg luv u 2 emi gf
>>6999209
well if they want to say try hormones for a while should they be stopped? or just told to suck it up and go be a man instead
>>6999274
>tfw no slimin and grimin gf
>>6999121
That is sad; I hope she's okay whoever she is.
so i didn't get my hair straightened today, the salon was closed :sob:
if i'm getting it straightened should i get a haircut or just deal with the random long hair
>>6999283
uhhhh
yeah i guess youd freak out at first but then again
do you reallllyyy want that old body?
in a way it's a happy event
>>6999282
I don't know how that would work?
>>6999285
don't know, don't care
someone said that only you can tell if you're trans, I corrected them
>>6999290
I hope so too. If you're reading this, Piper, i miss you.
>>6999289
>tfw no pipin and ripen gf
>>6999292
get split ends cut
maybe a trim to make it equal
after it though
>>6999305
you misunderstand
I need a boyfriend to impale on my cock. Bend over.
>>6999295
The thing is, in my experience, nothing really does work except time.
>>6999305
patheticanon
holy fuck im so grumpy
;_;
>>6999313
Ah. In that case, no thanks.
>>6999315
not found
>>6999314
Takes more than time, sometimes...
wow mtfg is so cancer lately what's up with that
>>6999319
What's wrong, Isla?
>>6999327
It's been cancer for over a year
>>6999327
do you ever say anything intelligent? my god how can anyone be this asinine?
>>6999327
its probably all the HRT
>>6999265
*scratches behind ears*
Who's a good girl?
>>6999327
i was actually diagnosed with tranny cancer this afternoon................ it's terminal..........
>>6999324
Probably in this case too.
>>6999332
You're welcome, anon. Good luck with your lady friend. :)
where's pleb
>>6999332
Hard to say. Didn't come from within for me, that's for certain. Stayed deeply in love with a dead girl for fifteen years. Still not quite sure how I broke out of that prison, but time hadn't weakened it at all.
>>6999345
Locked in my basement
it's hard to do anything cool with my hair and eyebrows while in the closet >(
i hate chara
>>6999342
Damn, I can't help with that.
>>6999342
Not with that attitude you aren't! How about we take you for a walk. Maybe we can try to develop some self-esteem?
>tfw i keep looking for cute outfits but i realize i only go to work and just wear my uniform
>>6999364
Who is "her"?
>>6999366
y-you should get a pink scarf
>>6999350
well can she hang out w/ me
>>6999357
It's cool, thanks.
>>6999367
Well it could be two people in theory.
Mainly talking about is my friend in England l-lol
>>6999364
It's not your fault, Isla, it's mine. Who is she?
>>6999370
Not a terrible idea.
>>6999379
Someone from England.
I think she still cares about me maybe...
I wish and hope she does but she cares about me to know that paying attention to me will only hurt her because of how clingy I am
No wonder why people are leaving this shithole.
ok there's three doors
- one is really pretty and ornate but you can't hear anything behind it
- one is really ugly and covered in dirt and soot but you can hear laughter coming from the other side
- one is plain-looking and you can see a light shining from under it
you can only go through one, which one do you go through and why
>>6999334
pizza is the patrician meal choice for the graceful transwoman
>>6999390
I'd leave if I had anywhere to go.
>>6999372
Ok but have her home by midnight
I'm freaking out about seeing a therapist next week, I really don't want to. I am already getting anxiety thinking about it and I don't want to tell anyone I'm trans, ever.
What do /mtfg/?
>>6999397
Open the doors and look through without entering, use what I see to inform my decision of which to go through, if any.
>>6999402
If you're worried that you won't be able to speak, bring something written that says what you need to say for you.
>>6999402
being anxious is understandable, i felt like throwing up before/after my therapy appointment. just know that they aren't going to judge, and they'll help you. if it helps just write it down on a letter and give it to them at the start of the appointment
>>6999397
check pockets
>>6999397
Ugly door
People seem to be having a good time
and it's probably dirty because so many people have used it
>>6999413
That was a mistake. Is she not talking to you?
>>6999397
Inspect dirt, inspect floor around me
>>6999425
No, it is difficult for me to get more than a "<3" or a "thank you" as a response.
>>6999401
alright thanks senpai
>>6999433
I've sort of had that happen, though not quite as cordial. How are you trying to talk to her?
>>6999446
I mean, you could self med but meeting with a therapist and talking about stuff is a good idea regardless. How did you get an appointment if you didn't want to?
>>6999397
where do doors come from?
>>6999262
Yeah, but you fit in here really well. I don't. I'm a /b/tard. I'm also older :p
I'm also a lesbian and I'm also not into anime roll playing or making friendly. I've been putting in a lot of effort this month though, because it's kinda fun now that I recognize the personalities. I'm kinda analytical with friendships.
>>6999266
Oh honey, we don't hug here...
>>6999389
What do you miss about her the most?
>>6999448
messages.
I don't have much other than that since we don't vid chat anymore apparently.
>>6999462
I feel like she actually cares about me.
She doesn't mind or really care too much if I harm myself as long as I don't kill myself.
She is a sweetheart and is wonderful and such a good friend to me normally.
I just miss her because she is wonderful.
I wish FAYE at least said good morning and good night to me daily. That would make me infinitely happier.
>>6999457
My mom is forcing me to go because she's convinced that I'm trans (which I am), also I stopped self medding recently
>>6999437
Follow footprints
>>6999469
Damn she sounds awesome. That second point is something I need in a friend.
>>6999478
>she sounds awesome.
Having someone to relate to is a Pipedream.
>>6999437
eat the note
>>6999461
im into chicks too
idk im not really into anime but i just kind of roll with it
im pretty analytical too, i give off the impression that im an emotional person but id say im actually pretty stoic irl
>>6999484
You and kiwi tho :) :) :^)
>>6999469
>I feel like she actually cares about me.
>She doesn't mind or really care too much if I harm myself as long as I don't kill myself.
If she really cares about you, she would mind. That she has thus far been silent might be because it is almost impossible to keep you from doing stupid things like this.
>She is a sweetheart and is wonderful and such a good friend to me normally.
Are you aware of how many people are incredibly nice to you here on a daily basis, who might be willing to fill that role?
>I just miss her because she is wonderful.
I understand, but you should still will yourself to function well without her.
>>6999490
inspect lint for hidden grues
>>6999397
Knock on door #2
>>6999491
i think kiwi thinks im weird desu l-lol
>>6999204
I was prescription from the very beginning
>>6999205
2 mg of E and 300 mg of spiro
>>6999214
rip
no trans specific health care in Cleveland except the volunteer run pride clinic I go to and they are not very well informed on everything
but wtf tho
is there any other AA in the US besides Lupron? this is getting ridiculous, I know the difference between feeling like you're making no progress and actually making no progress because I was making progress before I quit, and I'm making no progress except that my tits hurt.
>>6999503
>2 mg of E and 300 mg of spiro
you need more E
>>6999507
keep examining the lint, do not stop unless the room is full
>>6999478
She is honestly on the levels of top tier friend.
I get kinda dysphoric when I see her though because of how good she looks and just how amazing she is.
>>6999494
She says she cannot care about it due to a coping mechanism.
And yeah, I know there are many that are willing to feel that role.
My issue is I feel an extreme lack of connection, like I don't feel like I can decently connect to others. Its very difficult to relate to others as well as have a connection unless they are my age. Thats a huge part of the issue, being able to feel a connection and a bond with each other in a way.
I can function without her, its just she is so awesome it makes me feel a bit happier, by that I mean a lot happier when she pays attention to me.
Also its the multiple people I connect with not talking to me much that is really fucking me up l-lol
This is all besides the fact that she is stunningly attractive and so pretty though ;w;
>>6999510
I am on 2mg as well. I need more. I can feel it.
I swear to fuckin god if this fucking FAGGOT doesn't stop fucking using fucking umaru images i am going to shoot up my local highschool screencap this
>>6999512
unfortunately after a few times the multiplication effect wears off
you now have lint all over you though
>>6999481
I know that all too well.
>>6999494
>If she really cares about you, she would mind
I get where you're coming from, but I disagree. I'd much rather a friend not mind than make a big fucking deal about it like my best friend does. I'd prefer understanding and acceptance over judgement or even worry any day.
>who might be willing to fill that role?
*raises hand*
>I...her.
I agree with this completely, though some people will have a lot of trouble achieving this.
>>6999517
Nice meme.
>>6999516
you might not
check your levels
>>6999472
That's an unusual situation, but anyways, why are you worried? Just feeling shame? Don't reject help just because of that.
How much does Deschamps-Braly cost?
how do you come out to your parents who might not even know what being trans means
i feel like "im transgender" would mean the same thing as "im a martian" to my mom
>>6999525
I warned you
>>6999545
he's on the pricey end iirc
realistically, where do you think trans medicine is headed?
>>6999558
Hopefully lobotomy
>>6999560
lol
>>6999560
*rimshot*
>>6999561
Yeah XDDDD
Im not kidding
>>6999558
I dont think were gonna see too much innovation but hopefully they can like clone shit by the time im 40, 20 years from now.
Hopefully they'll be able to transplant my brain into a cute young girl's body before I die.
>>6999517
whats wrong with umaruchan
>>6999553
I know, someone just told me this. I heard the average is like £12-15k so is he what? £20-25k? I want to look pretty, not just a conservative reduction of masculine features.
>US won the Ryder Cup
Unyaaa >~~~<!!!!!
>>6999579
That's my schtick bro
I will unironically hunt u down and kill your family in front of you if this is going to continue.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11351129/
>>6999580
£12-15k is on the cheap end. Expensive by American standards is more like 40k+ USD.
>>6999588
£30k
Ok thanks. I know what to aim for.
Chara kill baby animals
>>6999553
I was trying to book with him but it ended up out of my insurance. he is pricey and like idk Id say hes about like speigel in terms of skill and invasiveness. I had a friend who did some stuff with him for 50k.and my package was about that much too
>>6999583
oh in that case ask lalalilly what dose she was on
or cut your balls off
>>6999584
sorry m8 I will stop
>>6999594
A quick google search found me quotes from him for 28k, 42k, 55k, 55k. Up your goals a little.
LMAOOOOO
chara's banned for a bit just fyi
Am I better off a degenerate tranny or a degenerate femboy? I'm ready to kms desu 20 mos HRT
>>6999607
lul
>>6999609
you'd probably be good at both
i also love your hair
>>6999609
jocelyn?
>>6999609
Isn't this Jocelyn? Is that you on anon or are you trolling her?
>>6999607
Shit like this is why I like chara.
>>6999607
I reported her because cis people shouldnt come here and insult transwomen :^)
>>6999629
Why the :^)? I'm going to start reporting her, she needs to quit making me have to micromanage her so as to not say anything douchey or just get off mtfg altogether
>>6999636
you and I both know that she isnt cis
she got a free pass as a tranny
but as long as she is 'cis' I am going to make sure she gets what she deserves
>tfw found boots i like but not in my size
why must my feet be size 11s
petty....
i hate myself
my only friends finally grew up and dont have time to talk to me anymore
sometimes i feel like ive lost that spark that let me relate with people
i feel pretty alone right now, but at least its raining right now so itll be nice to sleep
goodnight
lets talk about dicks
>>6999650
what kind of boots?
>>6999644
Lmao the fuck are you on about?
And seriously, it was so obvious she was cis if you were paying close attention and it's really obvious now that she's posted full body shots with tits way bigger than the pictures of supposedly her boobs that were just about flat, you're dumb.
Why do you think she's trans?
>>6999655
>>6999652
I know that feeling... Good night, I hope things get better for you and me and all of us.
>>6999652
nini emi gf ;w;
>>6999609
Why are such shitty people given free passes to being a tranny? Just die you shitter
>>6999654
>>6999665
Why would a cis girl pretend to be trans on /mtfg/ though, it doesn't really make sense.
>>6999609
What the fuck is that hair
>>6999669
those are nice. the one time i wore tall boots, it was kinda neat
>>6999676
troll
>>6999691
I've been wanting to get some boots for fall/winter, just looking around trying to pick the right pair :s
Not sure what I need the most right now, fashion or rain since it's unusually rainy lately
>>6999664
>>6999675
yeah dicks are pretty great
>>6999523
hi pleb do you have abf
>>6999676
Attention for passing flawlessly, friends, and chaser gifts. You're forgetting she has no scruples.
>>6999585
>more people havent
how
>>6999709
there's probably a good chunk of people who planned a suicide and aren't alive to vote on that strawpoll..
>>6999708
but once they know, chasers be gone
How do you tuck
>>6999727
Shove your nads up into their natural holes and then pull your dick back, wear tight panties to keep it all in place.
>>6999699
is it weird if you like cuddling
>>6999733
yeah
>>6999733
i am a cuddle slut to be quite honest family
>>6999733
>>6999726
Well, yeah. She told y'all she was cis because I wanted her to. Luckily, I'm not a chaser, so it doesn't exactly matter.
>>6999733
last night i cuddled a girl outside of a sexual relationship
i hope we're not both going to hell for it
>>6999731
have you had any doddles in your neovag yet?
Would it be wrong to ask someone if they would talk to me more if I did more lewd things for them?
>>6999736
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>>6999745
still too early desu
ask again next month idk
>>6999748
It wouldn't be wrong. It might not get you the response you want, but it's not wrong to ask.
>>6999748
Not at all
>>6999753
stick your dicc up your butt
it only works if you have a big enough dicc to reach
>>6999760
Thanks anon, I'd never heard of flexing them up to draw them closer to the canal but it makes so much sense now, maybe I can actually get them in there now
>>6999753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzp9tbedh7Q
>>6999754
oh okay
well at least you will be well up for it by then
>>6999767
Then say that instead of being an autistic retard.
>>6999770
Your testicles naturally recede to that point when your sack shrinks for warmth in the cold. Your testicles fell from that spot in your crotch some time during your childhood development.
>>6999774
not really.
i really want to be held and cuddled and loved and having deep conversations and always be together with some and wed like really under each other and like each other and stuff id be nice
It makes me laugh seeing people post ripped guys with massive dicks here.
Yeah, you'll get one like that someday, despite the fact that they can take their pick of ANY girl they want. pfft
Where's Rachel?
>>6999780
I know these things, but was still never able to get them up the inguinal :/ I'm just gonna fucking shove them this time though I guess.
Can someone please post that rare chara picture where it's not angled and you can see her face properly?
She's standing outside in it, and it's not angled from the top down like usual
>>6999788
i'm somebody hot's fetish
>>6999790
You basically have to. Flex as far as you can go and then gently shove them in the rest of the way.
>cis
>>6999797
qt hamham
>>6999769
how're you doing l a u r e n
>>6999793
yeah, and there's a perfect pale petite virgin girl for me out there somewhere. 1 in 10 million chance I'll even meet her. I'd say your chances are even worse.
Even if you do meet them, you're just a fetish. A fling at best.
>>6999788
michelle is pretty enough for a boy to get any man she wants
>>6999797
That's not the one I'm talking about, it's not really angled and she's outside. She kind of looks like a twink in the one I'm speaking of
hey neckbeard if you put some effort in you would look like a hot guy but you are too focused on being a manchild
>>6999767
Holy autism batman.
What a sperglord
>>6999785
I like the being held and cuddling part but who doesn't want their man to be rough and forceful?
>>6999802
true. at least i have money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6999812
>white guy saying the n-word
Triggered niggered
I bought the rest of the makeup I needed, a super kewl plexiglas makeup organizer, a dope ass big square makeup mirror, a super comfy new computer chair, and a table extension to make part of my battle station into a makeup station. I guess until then I need to watch tutorials up the ass to get gud.
Yay sports team!
>>6999797
>posts obviously a cis girl to prove your point
What are you doing anon?
>>6999807
The one with the Pikachu shirt?
>>6999812
I need to add it to my rare trip photos collection. Do you have it?
>>6999806
my name isn't michelle and i'm ugly as fuck.
>>6999828
Yeah I think that's the one. Do you have it?
>>6999829
Lmao, I have one picture of her saved, she's my girlfriend not my internet stalkee.
Just go hunt the archive.
>>6999832
No because that's fucking weird.
>>6999788
the guy who fucked me was fucking ripped and had a huge uncut dick, if I could at least get banged by a guy like that then most can too
>>6999112
Isn't Korra the same thing?
>>6999833
I love you quid
>>6999833
lol she lied about having a car because she likes being with her rich boyfriend more than she wants to be with you
>>6999838
Didn't he pump and dump you?
i need (you)s here
That picture would literally solve the "is chara cis" conundrum because it's the only non angled picture we've seen of her, but okay it's fine keep believing lies or arguing like retards.
>>6999853
what pic?
Fuck I need friends my own age. I fucking hate hanging out for Jewish dinner with my parents. I wanna cuddle and finger fuck women my own age and play drinking games and play them music and cuddle and watch movies and cards and go to raves not fucking talk about bernie fucking sanders uuuughhhh I fucking hate my life
>>6999838
>suck it dollface
>>6999859
>and finger fuck women
I had a dream last night that me and a friend who might have been my boyfriend, we were riding bikes together and we decided to break into an abandoned rich persons mansion and then we found out it wasn't abandoned, it was full of a secret society of medical experimentists and my boyfriend went along willingly to the experiments and they used a 3D laser scapel thing to deglove his hand and then I looked at my hand to see that they were removing my nails
>>6999837
thank you
>>6999843
thank you
>>6999844
LOL
Good job trying to know what the situation is.
Anyway, she tried all sorts of guilt trips to get me to find a way to take her with me, she even said she thought she was starting to feel sadness, but after I cackled and said she was full of shit she kind of abandoned the guilt trips hahaha
Bitches
>>6999852
kill yourself, pluto.
>>6999869
Passes better than you my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekZEVeXwek\
Is it bad if I wanna go have sex with strangers?
>>6999865
To dream of a boyfriend who you've never seen in real life leaving you represents new situations, habits, or beliefs that were supportive of you and no longer are.
To dream of a bicycle represents psychological or emotional balancing. Your attempt to fix a problem all by yourself. An attempt to stabilize your life or restore normalcy to your life all on your own. You may also be trying to adjust to a situation. An issue in your life where you are trying balance yourself or avoid a problem. A reflection of your attempt to master a situation or maintain composure. Trying to prevent yourself from "falling off" or losing stability. Returning to your life after experiencing a setback. Choosing to do something all on your own because nobody else wants to do it with you. Attempting to remain optimistic when nobody else is helping you.
Mansions in dreams may also reflect your feelings about people in your life that you feel are too powerful, too important, or resourceful to ever be forced to listen to you. Someone in your life that enjoys more power than you of which you can never stop. Possibly a reflection of your feelings about your boss. Feelings about someone in your life that never loses.
To dream of a doctor represents an aspect of your personality that heals or purifies of something negative in your life. Whether physical, mental, emotional, or spiritual a doctor in a dream means there is something wrong that is being fixed, or that you need to care more about correcting.
To see a laser in your dream symbolizes clarity and truth. You are seeing and understanding things much more clearly
To dream of your hands represent your relationships with those around you and how you connect with the world. Hands serve as a form of communication and can represent authority, hate, protection, justice, etc depending on the gesture
>>6999121
tfw i realize I do this to all my mtfg friends
I'm so bad at being a friend I just usually give up
>>6999850
shhh, kayla story telling is a key part of mtfg
>>6999826
Lmfao, that guys about as cis as a gender studies class at a liberal arts university.
>>6999882
Moreover, the left hand symbolizes your graciousness and your feminine, receptive qualities, while the right hand symbolizes the masculine and active attributes.
To dream of having fingernails totally removed represents having no self-worth. Your confidence has been totally decimated. Anything that would allow you to feel good or build confidence is beyond your grasp.
Basically, I think my dream was about how shit my transition is, how no matter how hard I try it will always be impossibly shit and medical science just cant help me
>>6999867
Thank you
>>6999895
Please calm your T-rage, Christopher
>>6999872
Dude how can you look at those unmoisturized rough as fuck workmans hands and not think its a tranny, the hons of /mtfg/ really are hopeless.
>>6999820
Congratulations, kayla. I'm happy for you
>>6999900
Implying you aren't a hon, moap
>>6999900
>unmoisturized rough as fuck workmans hands
Uh, how can you tell from such a shitty pic?
>>6999906
Moap can't and is just T-raging as usual
>>6999890
Sounds like a closet queen.
>>6999789
I haven't seen her since she got admitted to the hospital, I hope she is doing alright.
I found some frills for Evangaline that don't look like an autistic fucking anime girl.
>>6999904
A hon who never gets misgendered, socializes normally, has friends, does something with her life, and dates straight men.
>>6999906
The outline of the hand, the size, the texture of the knuckles, the fact that those nails have clearly never received any care in the entirety of their existence.
BITCHES LEAVE!
>>6999922
Don't bully my wife
>>6999930
I'm trying to save her from herself. You should be too.
>>6999919
You're welcome as always, kayla
>>6999925
someone watched the new mr plinkett review
>>6999939
I want a pizza roll.
>>6999761
ok because i think its what i have to do
>>6999755
hmm okay
just making sure cuz their interest used to be them talking about wanting to please me
then it was them talking about how they wanted to fuck me and make them their bitch and now its just not much interest in me at all tbhdesu
>>6999923
I have seen cis women with far worse hands.
>>6999918
Chara always tries to start shit with me so I can't help but be a little antagonistic, I agree with you though. The people siding with her saying she's cis must have something to prove or have their hopes riding on her being able to pass as cis or something, I don't think anyone can look at Chara's pictures, even angled and shooped as they are, and be like of yeah totally not a man. It takes a lot more to pass than eyeliner.
>>6999919
Not to mention the fact she had to have the manliest personality out of everyone here, if she was a cis girl then she has something seriously wrong with her endocrine system.
>>6999923
>men dating a tranny
>straight
Please pick one
>>6999890
Hot
>>6999940
I want to suck Jay's dick
>>6999949
>Not to mention the fact she had to have the manliest personality out of everyone here
I just chock it up to "i'm young and cute so I can be mean as fuck to everyone and still be loved" syndrome, every passing tranny under 25 is like that, cruel to the core because they can be because looks count more then deeds in this twisted world.
>>6999949
It's pretty sad that you're jealous of chara
>>6999953
Too bad he's gay.
wish i was a happy normal girl
>>6999949
Exactly. Tbqh I have a similar "long face" as chara and it's very obvious. I genuinely don't understand how people are saying she's cis, it's one of the most obvious things
>>6999954
Proof I don't pass
>>6999960
Because it annoys people like you who are jealous.
>>6999958
but I am a boy
>>6999960
>women can't have long faces
Why does every thread turn into a discussion about Chara?
>>6999954
>deeds
you're one of the worse people here, and it has nothing to do with your looks
>tfw crippling insecurity
>>6999961
same
If I passed then no one would call me out on talking shit because look at all the passers who are flat out evil and everyone chants their praises like mindless drones, I don't because I can see though their bullshit, being passing doesn't give anyone the right to shit on less passing people. I wish more people would agree with me on that but no one will.
>>6999954
Let's start a bitter hon club together Kayla.
>>6999969
Their faces aren't as long, and they're more centered. You're basically proving my point
>>6999970
Cause there's nothing else more important, obviously.
>>6999970
I don't know. What else should we discuss?
>>6999970
I dont know why does every penis finds its way into ur moms pussy
your mums a slut
>>6999984
Lmao that you're trying to defend your statement
>>6999991
makeup
"what do I apply first and how"should be how we should start talking about, maybe its not just me who needs to learn this shit
>>6999945
>just making sure...tbhdesu
In that case, I probably wouldn't bother, though you can certainly do so if you wish.
>tfw nasty migraine
>>6999999
what a waste of a get
>>6999993
Now how did they do that?
My glamour dreams have been shot to pieces, I'm too ugly. Pretty sad right now.
>>6999995
>maybe its not just me who needs to learn this shit
No but I don't feel like learning tonight
Instead I'm shopping for clothes so I keep bringing up fashion related things here.
>>6999993
Camera must have rotated your picture.
>>7000000
son of a fucking bitch
another waste of a get
>>7000004
If this monstrosity can do it, then why can't you?
>>6999999
>>7000000
witnessed
>>7000003
I don't play such games.
>>7000000
I don't normally care about gets but damn that's a get
>>6999954
are you sure people aren't mean to you because you're the strongest candidate for legalizing abortion, and acted like a complete turd for nearly half a decade?
>>6999995
I don't really want to wear makeup but I guess I should learn. It feels stupid trying when I still have unhide-able beard shadow, I don't want to look like a circus freak by either having obvious shadow or caking on so much I look like a clown.
>>7000019
I'm changing, that's all I can say. I regret what I was in the past here and on /cd/ but god damn none of you made it easy for me, you were shit talking me from my first fucking post on /cd/ just like angie did. I had the most uphill battle then any tran posting on the chans.
>>7000004
Well, an edited out cable or line to the top of the fence, or multiple shots to get it so the hair looks right.
>>7000008
not my pic. It's out at Lookbook.
>>7000010
*meh*
>>7000018
>>7000006
I wanted 999999...
>come home
>mom tells me she looked for how I can change my name/bc
>bc of the state I was born, all I need is a note from a doctor and 1 years hrt
>>7000035
you have a record of being a liar every time
>>7000035
you didn't make it easy on yourself by being a piece of shit, my man.
>>6999981
You have a personality disorder, you're delusional, you care too much about younger girls, but I still love you because you're like adding a hot pepper when the group wanted mild salsa.
>>7000006
If you really want their attention then go for it.
>>7000038
You have a personality disorder, you're delusional, you care too much about younger girls, but I still love you because you're like adding a hot pepper when the group wanted mild salsa.
>>6999980
idk just w-wondering
>>6999981
I like you because you remind me a lot of myself in your worst qualities.
>>7000059
:l anon what are you doing.
>>7000059
>A trip is pleasant and helpful for once
>They're delusional
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm so stonneesd around these books!!!!
>>7000070
>not aware of kayla cycle
hey newfag
>>6999954
I think Chara's reason for cruelty is probably a projected self hatred, she never leaves her house and is a complete drain on the only person who cares about her, and drives the one person who cares about her to such levels of loathing that he apparently beats her regularly.
I'm cruel to the core because my parents (and now my brother) are both verbally abusive alcoholics.
>>6999950
You get both if you pass, I guess youll never know.
>>6999955
Lol
How tall is Chara again? Does anyone know?
>>6999960
Hopeful fools, trolls, or chara anonposting
>>6999970
Because she started some rumor about being cis and made a complete fool of herself, and has probably been anonposting about herself this whole time.
>>7000070
have you heard the bullshit that squeak delivers?
its on par with kayla but because squeak doesnt attack people, that anyone knows of, she gets a free pass
I just think if its okay to pander to one persons delusions it should be okay to pander to two
>>7000081
Heygyyyyyy
You're so cool
:33334
hey i need someone to make me not look autistic while asking for attention
Is there some sort of herb that I can take while waiting to get on titty skittles? I see a lot of "feminizing supplements" out there but they look suspicious.
Like I know mint tea is supposed to help. Anything else?
>>7000092
Impossible.
>>7000059
yawn...
>>7000091
dropped.
>>7000091
<3
Great to see you posting again.
Please don't tell me you're actually voting for trump D:
>>7000094
Dank nugs for dysphoria
>>7000081
But once they find out you're a tranny and still hit on you, then they aren't straghit bro.
Chara is 5'4
>>7000092
Uhm...are you sure you're asking in the right place?
>>7000102
I can't has dank nugs I could get fired
>>7000108
>EXCEEEEEEUUUUURRRRSE MEEERRRRRRR
>>7000105
Lmaoooo
I'm sorry but weed makes me functional
>>7000108
Can you give a sample of a plea for attention that you might use?
>>7000085
cfh does the same but no one bothers to care
>>7000109
oh ya that wouldn't work ;w;
>>7000081
>is a complete drain on the only person who cares about her, and drives the one person who cares about her to such levels of loathing that he apparently beats her regularly
damn you're creepy
>>7000095
Lolno, she ain't that short, just look at her in porportion to the objects in her photos, she's atleast 5'9"
>>7000103
Hm, this post smells familiar. I wonder if theres some beta scenester femboy behind it.
>>7000112
"Hey uhm i wanna talk to you" or smthng
cant think of how i would
>>7000115
cfh/elle's story is believable, she is just delusional about passing
>>7000119
>being this delusional
Wow, just wow
I can smell the bitterness
>5'9
Even if that is true, so?
Plenty of cis women are that height
>>7000125
>I saw pics of her and therefore I can she doesn't irl even though I never seen her irl
The trolls keep using the same old bait,
It's so boring now :/
>>7000124
>HEERRR ERRRMMMM ERR WEEEERRLLD LEEERK TER TEEERLK TER YEEEERRR
>>7000124
That's about as good as anything I'd ever come up with.
>>7000085
Part of the reason I got the help & perks I did when young was I was nice to the core, but I was also unusually skilled for my age. I still am nice even after all the shit I've been through. I direct my anger at those responsible, not anybody around me.
>>7000127
One day you might pass too, but you're gonna need to ditch the male haircut, learn how to paint your nails, and get a fashion sense.
>>7000137
>look at me not making an intelligent rebuttal
You're trolling efforts are as bad as sage's.
>>7000137
This is so sad.
>Hey what can I do to be more like interesting
fuck im an autist
>>7000137
One day you might truly pass with bedhead, unpainted nails, and sweatpants and a t-shirt. But you're still pretty far away from not using your crutches.
>>7000143
>oh my god i cant believe you didnt give an intelligent rebuttal to me calling you names
never change /mtfg/
>>7000144
you are the cuck who actually believes charas lies
>>7000145
It's okay, we're all autists here.
>>7000146
How to pass with bedhead, unpainted nails, and sweatpants and a t-shirt?
(I'm gonna have to get ffs aren't I? :/ )
>>7000146
>Tfw boy mode never fails
But my girlmode some how passes so w/e
I love you all
I just hope y'all like me
God loves you all, and I'm so happy for you all
-Love, Red
>>7000154
Some people are andro like that and have to deliberately gender themselves one way or the other.
>>7000110
How does Sarah become cute like red? *.*
Weed makes me a cry baby and feel mentally ill, and I waste too much time in a despondent haze. I'm like an addict always saying I'll quit - but then I smoke a bowl. Yesterday, I built a water gate bottle system with a socket wrench bowl head, tin foil, tape. The water drains out a hole in the bottle after I rip the tape keeping a full bottle of water at bay off. Then the pressure sucks the smoke in from the top and then you remove the top and inhale after letting it cool (I forgot that step and was coughing last night). I got so high omg for the first in MONTHS I was that high and for some reason my mom got home I figured she was sleeping but she got home AFTER MIDNIGHT and found me crying my eyes out singing my emo slit my wrists with a razorblade song on the piano and then I cuddled my mom and felt pathetic :k
http://www.strawpoll.me/11353351
>>7000151
yeah but i am bad
like
do u understand
how autism i am
read this cringe shit
fuck if i wasn't tipsy i would be crying at myself im p sure
someone post a moap pic vs a chara pic
>>7000160
Awwww
You just gotta learn to love
Also eat vegetarian for pretty skin
>>7000146
I passed in full man mode the entire day I was out with my mom last week. weird af feeling it gave me desu
>>7000168
I am! Meat eating is the leading cause of habitat destruction. I just ate fried rice. Which probably destroyed a decent bit of panda dwelling forest ;-;
>>7000167
Implying anyone here looks as good as chara
>>7000085
I want to believe in Squeak's stories, it's like everything I've ever dreamed of
>80s
>Jet-setting
>Rich famous men
>Modelling
>Heroin
>Sad ending where everybody dies
>>7000179
>who is cornflakes, both sophies, moap, edie, ufufu, elfginger
>>7000169
>Hon tales
Hey cfh
>tfw u came to mtfg to get a gf
>tfw u stayed for the drama
>>7000149
...are you forgetting the past week?
>>7000152
FFS yeah. and SRS, plus been on hrt 6 years. Basically, it takes a lot. I started at 20 though and was still fine
>>7000154
boymode started failing 1 year into hrt, but I actually didn't go full time until almost 3 years. contrary to all the self-righteous trannies in these threads who push full time instantly, you can actually take your own life at your own pace and it's completely fine
>>7000169
Was it sexy? Lmao
I have ALMOST started presenting female. I'm falling for the tranny group voice training meme tomorrow at 5.
>being a tomato
>thinking a male isn't better than a female vocal trainer
>implying we have female vocal chords
I never grew an Adams apple tho. For realsies.
>>7000175
Yeah, I smoke every minute I'm not high - but I don't smoke a lot of weed, just always buzzed.
2 weeks 40 dollars 1/8th weed is my usual. That way it's always new a strain. I don't like the 320oz price, but whatever.
I wish I looked like a girl
I'm a boy anyway
Okay I'm going to read and workout
I need to get less flabby and do planks
Byeeeee
-Red
>>7000187
>moap
Don't be a retard, moap looks shit. She passes but she's definitely not pretty.
>>7000193
not at all but you still defend her and buy into the cis bullshit
her bf probably is absolutely nice to her
she probably never needed your food money she just decided to take it from you
you are a cuck
>>7000197
The people pushing for instant results are memesters and generally have their lives ruined by hepatitis. They're flamer queers already acclimated to being fucking hated for their degenerate behavior in society. So for them it's easy because they're terrible people :^)
T. /pol/
>>7000203
at least her face looks normal, she doesn't have to angle the photo like fuck to appear pretty
>>7000187
moap is not on the same levels as the others
>>7000205
I've given her 5 dollars total, and that was before we even got together. You're dumb.
And apparently you are forgetting the last week, based on that first sentence.
>>7000197
Ffs is a meme :3
going back and listening to madeon's discography after over a year or so of not listening to any of his music is pretty refreshing desu
>tfw a trip said I'm pretty
I'm so happy right now.
>>7000210
That's subjective. She is to me, and at least she looks like a girl and not a fucking alien
>>7000211
You're taking b8 m8. Stop arguing with fuccboi.
>>7000213
I heard a rumor that this homeless man lurking around the park at night wants to get surgery.
>>7000215
>not buying Sarah pizza
Ok
>mfw I finally get gendered female more than male now in boymode
i finally made it as a 6'1 freak
>>7000223
i don't even have enough beta orbiters to support myself on pizza
>>7000205
You might be thinking of a time when I tried to give her money and she didn't accept.
>>7000225
Also its private.
>>7000215
Well I think you're a huge nerd desu. So yeah.
>>7000223
How long HRT?
>>7000233
i am a huge nerd, so what
>>7000162
oh that's so cute I want to hug
>>7000225
I don't mind Chara but if she's prepared to be a cunt then she must prepare for hard truths, and so must her orbiters/circlejerkers
Work turned out to be the best thing for me.
>>7000237
chara is banned
>>7000243
GOOD!
i'm glad <3
see i told you
>>7000242
I definitely agree with that.
>>7000237
moap, the way to tell you from the other anons is they just say that you pass, while you try to say you're gorgeous.
anyway, did you miss the bit where she got banned yesterday?
>>7000229
Any day now when I get rich and famous being a rock star (I can rap kinda okay at bars) I'll buy you a GameCube controller, and a mayflash USB adapter and we can play smash Bros.
>>7000236
2 months 2mg estrogen 1 month 100mg Spiro. So like 2 months today actually I just refilled prescription. My left "boob" is starting to bud, not my right. My face is notably more feminine. People who know me keep asking what's new besides the hair obvious answer. I still think they're being generous, but then my ex asked and she doesn't know I'm Trans. She told me my skin was "wider" (she's dumb).
>>7000243
how so?
>>7000244
>bans can't be worked around
>>7000248
A lot of progress for 2 months. I noticed fuck all until 7 months.
>>7000241
Of course I defend her, why would I be talking about that? Seriously, do you not know what I was doing the past week or what?
>>7000254
I'm convinced I'm intersex. I've always had incredibly low t. At one point in childhood is as prescribed it :,( but after 4 months I felt fucking awful and stopped.
I never grew hair on my chest at all. Not ever. I'm 24. My legs were extremely manly that's about it. No Adams apple either.
>>7000188
it happened though
>>7000198
>Was it sexy?
wut? no
I went to lunch with mom and the waiter asked "how are you ladies doing?" My mom got red faced as fuck, I went mute and stared at the menu in shock because I really was in full guy mode, I did have my earrings in and my hair down but that was it. Then we went to home depot for screws to put my license plate on my truck and after I paid the lady at the register she said "you have a good day miss" and then finally when we went our for melon margaritas I got turned down because the bartender didn't think my ID was real
>>7000250
She can't work around a ban. At least I doubt it, 4chan is really thorough with their VPN and proxy blocks.
>>7000256
i'm happy for you jade, i'm glad i could help <3
>>7000248
i've actually never played smash brothers
>>7000255
you went to visit her and it turns out she was lying about everything so you went back home
she is still lying about everything and you are propagating those lies by enabling her because you want to get your dick wet in a vagina she said she has but actually doesnt
she will likely squeeze you for as much money as possible until you get desperate enough to visit her again
>tfw my one true love is music
>>7000263
>not knowing how to avoid bans
>mfw
>>7000185
Where I grew up, eastern end of Long Island, gave me access to that. Being extremely intelligent, and high functioning autistic gave me the drive and ability to learn rapidly, and build high skill levels fast. That got me noticed. I also don't think you realize how anti transsexual people were back then. When I first crossdressed in public, it had only been 7 years since it became legal in NY.
>>7000266
>when anon remembers and tries to salvage
lmaooo
>>7000270
Of course I know how to, but how are you thinking she would exactly? VPNs and proxies don't work, so that doesn't really leave her an option.
oh jesus we're getting axed
where do we go? /cd/?
>>7000278
My proxies always work so idk
>>7000279
Fucking faggot, he bought the site, siphoned off the money and ran
>>7000279
discord servers and skype groups
>>7000284
A true inspiration for the children
Goodnight everyone! I love you all.
>>7000279
What makes you think /lgbt/ would be one of the ones axed?
>>7000279
What board?
>>7000285
what discord servers
>>7000279
This board isn't really in threat the way something like the NUMEROUS pointless kinkster porn-chans are.
Honestly, from a PR perspective alone "4chan cuts lgbt" won't read so nice on reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, and those sites opinions do actually matter.
>>7000277
Could be the face like me. Or voice or shoulders.
>>7000294
because mtfg is the only thread that's consistently active, and it could easily be moved to /r9k/
>>7000283
huh, that's interesting. I dunno, I've been in situations where I had to use a proxy or vpn and nothing would work, I tried a ton too, I believe you tho
>>7000292
Night whoever you are.
>>7000299
But /r9k/ doesn't want us.
>>7000298
I think it's my brow.
>>7000303
lgbt doesnt really want you guys either
once robots realize there are potential girlfriend in mtfg they'll warm up to it
plus there will probably be even more drama so it's good for everyone
Holy hell why didn't I change my theme to "tomorrow" ages ago. 4chan doesn't hurt my eyes now
>>7000310
I'm not dating a robot. I only suck alpha dick
>>7000296
/pol/, /v/ and the most useless boards
>>7000268
what kinda music do you like anon
>>7000305
I know that feeling. Chin too. And lips. Eye sockets. Forehead...
All the porn boards should be removed
>>7000310
But /r9k/ doesn't consider us potential girlfriends, they think we're going just going pretend to like them to make them buy steam games for us. Which is probably true.
>>7000329
my eyes are opened
;____;
>>7000323
No I mean what board was that posted on
>>7000320
I only give alpha dick
>>7000327
This is my goal. Idk who he (or she) is but I wanna at least look like that if I can. Its realistic at least :l
elanna passed away during her shift
>>7000328
All 3d pig disgusting porn boards; keep the 2d porn, 4chan wouldn't be the same without /d/ and the likes.
Make me pretty enough .///.
>>7000320
same
isla is a pretty
>>7000341
rip
hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd
>tfw no abdl gf
ive been spending too much time here
>>7000354
Yeah but not pretty enough for myself or for those I want.
>>7000357
wanna play ovawatch
we have a group still going
>>7000362
Spending any time here is spending too much time here, with how things have gotten.
>>7000367
uhh
sure dude
ill be online in a sec
>>7000355
>ywn have a babygirl gf
>ywn cuddle with her while she sucks on her paci and watches cartoons
>ywn give her raspberries on her tummy when u change her diaps
>>7000354
Goodnight anon <3
>>7000373
idk what else to do though
like honestly i keep talking to you people but idk even who the fuck any of you are
like elanna could be like an axe murderer or some shit
abd God i fucking see what this does to people look at carol ffs
aaahh
>>7000385
I don't know what else to do (that I actually have enough energy and motivation to do) either. It's a horrid feeling.
>>7000238
Oh well nevermind then.
>>7000385
>like elanna could be like an axe murderer or some shit
Fuck, the gig is up
Hey mtfg what should I do if I suspect my roommate is an axe murder or some shit?
>>7000385
i dont trust elanna
she lied for like 3 years straight about her sexuality. claimed to be straight, was actually almost 100% lesbian.
>>7000399
hugg
>>7000392
macaroni and cheese?
>>7000395
And all this time I thought the axes and flannel were just because you were a secret lumberjack.
>>7000400
I am straight wtff
>>7000404
UH yeah, I'm totally a lumberjack. All canadians are
>>7000403
my soule is blacc
>>7000406
elanna is a lesbian axe murderer
now I wanna watch this movie
>>7000411
kayla
>>7000409
canadian lesbian axe murderer
>tfw ur roommate refuses to axe murder you
: (
>friends walk away
>I follow
>oh wait here anon this is girl talk
? :(
elanna is very pretty too
>>7000376
i don't want these feels anon stop it
>ywn see her with her arms out wanting a hug
>ywn bathe her gently as she giggles splashing you with water
>ywn tuck her into bed as she smiles at you and calls you daddy
>ywn see her crawling into bed and snuggle into you because "she was scared"
>ywn bottlefeed her on the couch with her just in a diaper
>>7000409
I'm not gay!!!
how do i act like a girl
when do i start seeing a girl in the mirror
>>7000427
be a Canadian lesbian axe murderer
>>7000427
i think you do that by becoming my gf, not sure though
>>7000428
oh wow that is a really cute picture maeve
>Asked hairdresser for braids
>She agrees, didn't ask any questions as to why a man wants a girly hairstyle
I'm finally gonna have long hair.
>>7000428
THAT FUCKING CARTOON HAMSTER
>>7000435
Whats it like getting a wig styled?
>>7000428
Maybe years down the road
If you're lucky
I still don't reliably see a girl in the mirror
>>7000445
>*succs ur dick a lil*
woah you move fast, let's slow it down a bit
*kisses ur bp platonically*
https://a.pomf.cat/fllrns.mp4
how the fuck was this play of the game
wow I miss my friends
>>7000455
Other people's judgement
The feedback of strangers
Etc.
It sucks, but it's not exactly uncommon for transwomen to have no fucking clue what they actually look like.
>>7000466
Sleep tight, lovely
everyone stop what they're doing
my tomatoes are growing
tfw ur life is an autistic meme
>>7000475
sleep tight shakira
>>7000479
no this is Lauren
>>7000488
lol
since lauren is nowhere to be seen, we should say nice things about her
;_;
>>7000449
;~;
>tfw see myself as a meh-looking boy at best, but a bunch of the people I've shown pics to have said I was cute and could probably start passing shortly after going full time
>tfw I strongly suspect they're just hugboxing, but a small part of me wonders if it's my perception that's warped, and I really am as androgynous and cute as they say I am
How to objectively assess your own appearance?
>>7000496
more bones to hate
yay
>>7000496
a man can never be a woman
>>7000483
>but it's fall
its spring in australia
we're upside down here, even our seasons shitpost
Lauren makes me smile and laugh out loud
>>7000491
you're gay ^=^
>>7000510
but im a straight man
hi and bye mtfg hope things are well love all of ya
>>7000512
same
>>7000500
Go outside
>>7000502
Luckily trans women aren't men
>>7000504
smoky..
>>7000450
im disgusted
gotta send them all back to africa
gotta send them all baccck to africa
>>7000522
>Go outside
I guess so, but then how will I know if I actually pass, or if people are just being polite?
>>7000531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmf9ZJ_Yn0A
>>7000538
when are people polite
like they'll just call you a tranny faggot if you don't pass
>>7000538
Trust me, a lot of people aren't polite if you don't pass.
>>7000538
you're bound to run into impolite people, if they still gender you female then that's definitely a sign that you pass.
>>7000545
>tfw elanna would clock me while I buy groceries
fun fact chara is underaged
can someone describe what its like to pass to older women? sometimes im just not sure.
>>7000530
s-sorry beep
when can I get my consciousness transferred into a female robot? i'm done waiting
>>7000558
it won't happen ever and even if it does itll only be for extremely wealthy people
>>7000549
aren't half the people here underaged
>>7000565
im 7
>>7000560
kayla will ascend the ranks of her warehouse job and become one of the wealthiest trannies to roam this planet
>>7000542
>>7000545
>>7000547
Hmm, I suppose you're right.
As much as I don't want to get bullied for being trans, it's good to know that I'll at least be able to tell whether I pass or not.
>>7000558
Wouldn't it be better if it just ended?
>>7000554
are you an anon that talks to me a lot? i never know if its the same person just really in love with me. you seem really nice though anon. ive never had a bf..
WISH MADDIE A HAPPY 32nd BIRTHDAY OR BE DOOMED AS A HON FORVEVER!
>>7000558
I wouldn't want to be a robot, unable to taste or feel anything
>>7000548
Fun fact
Trannies have very sensitive trannydar and I'm almost positive that every tranny I've clocked since i started working has also clocked me.
>>7000558
Why bother?
A robot isn't cis either.
>>7000571
It's very easy to tell
Not everyone will be an asshole, but you'll meet enough of them to know.
So now that Neptune an heroed what planet is next to become suicidal?
My bet is someone starts tripping as Venus lol
Or maybe Juniper will kys because it's close to Jupiter.
>>7000589
You will be even in the afterlife if you don't.
>>7000593
wait what?
>>7000576
>are you an anon that talks to me a lot?
yep
>i never know if its the same person just really in love with me.
h-heh
>>7000584
omg that looks fucking GLORIOUS
>>7000593
I am going to kill myself some day but probably not this year.
Probably gonna be after my mom dies because she wouldn't understand.
I liked neptune a lot. I hope she's ok or died smoothly
>>7000593
wait what? someone here killed them self? proof?
>>7000604
she actually at least attempted instead of the ones who say they're going to do it. I woke up to her saying she tried.
hi everyone im new :3
-givs every1 a BIG hugg-
>>7000607
what? deets plz
>>7000609
lick my pits kid
>>7000613
i like stinky pits desu XD
>>7000618
oh well i showered a few hours ago and shaved so yeah not gonna work
>>7000617
yeah i just went back and saw
does anybody have her added on like discord or something?
im taking this officially sorry
What are some good brands of boots? I want a fashion pair and then one for the incoming winter.
>>7000617
oh, typical cry for help shit
glad I grew out of the i wanna kill myself phase
Life may suck but god damn trying is is better than dying
>>7000621
aw dangit :(
>>7000626
how do you do that
wtf is goin on in this call
>>7000603
Idk, either you pass better than you think you do, or you have been exceptionally lucky. I could very much tell when I was nonpassing. People can be absolutely awful.
>>7000558
I know, I'd love a body like Alpha's in this book. Fully functional, and super intelligent too.
>>7000626
high five! now you get it
>>7000628
getting gendered female half the time now pretty much made life worth living
>>7000634
yep
>>7000590
>Trannies have very sensitive trannydar and I'm almost positive that every tranny I've clocked since i started working has also clocked me.
I've never actually clocked a trans girl irl.
I must either not see any other trans girls irl, or not have very good trannydar.
>Not everyone will be an asshole, but you'll meet enough of them to know.
Hmm.
So I guess if no one is being an asshole then I should assume that I pass.
>>7000630
;~;
hugg elann
>>7000630
how are they awful?
>>7000647
>>7000597
I love hotdogs with ketchup on them, they're nice
>>7000648
You had one job