sheens funeral edition
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• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition temps aslag: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• kiwi pizza princess
• kayla tomato princess
• Voice Training: https://foretmtl.bandcamp.com/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>6995248
i wanna be a princess :((
yaeoo
>>6996566
me too
First for someone do me
How hated are xhasers? What makes someone a chaser?
>>6996568
you are a pizza princess and your sister is a tomato princess but she had to keep gloves on her hands all the time otherwise she would turn everything into marinara sauce
>Spent £70 on wigs
>None of them suited me
>They looked so bad on me they threw me back into repression
>>6996574
>tfw not a princess
>>6996577
>i disown kayla from being my sister
thats not how the movie goes
you go chasing after her to her fortress of marinara and then it turns out your fiancee who you just met is a jerk who wants to kill you and take control of the kingdom your parents left to you both
>>6996567
Hi nim/emi
I thought I wasn't going to cry tonight
I thought Cht tonite W as going to be good for once
I shougld have known better
Is failing boymode an urban legend? 8 months here and I still look perfectly male. People telling me that eventually I'm gonna look like an obvious tranny, that's bullshit right?
haha, what a faggot
>>6996584
hihi :)
>>6996588
I doubt you look "perfectly male", don't be so hard on yourself. Even if you don't pass yet you will pass soon enough. Hugg
sex
>>6996588
Failing boymode is a meme
Source me
>>6996594
Thanks for the platitude.
>>6996595
wtf
>>6996593
Whats going on?
>>6996595
Do you ever say anything intelligent? My god how can anyone be this asinine?
>>6996587
Doesjt that mean he wants you?
>tfw have school work due tomorrow but spent most of the day playing video games
I clearly have my priorities straight.
>>6996603
nm
getting ahead on some math homework
wbu
>>6996595
>tfw too intelligent for /mtfg/
>>6996590
>*rips up movie script*
but kayla has the song about letting the marinara flow
>let if flooow... let it floooooow
>>6996606
i want a benis hoodie :s
>>6996549
Trips u turn into Taylor Swift
>>6996611
Just laying in bed wishing i had some tea to warm me up
>>6996616
YESSSS
Where can i get one?
>>6996604
Yeah sometimes, if you take 4chan seriously though you're an idiot, sorry.
>>6996607
but I want sex!!!
>>6996606
fuggg :DDD
>>6996612
LMAO
>>6996617
Taylor Swift is white...
>>6996621
pookiee pook pook pookiee
spookiee pookiee pook pook
>>6996605
He doesn't know I'm trans
He only means of i was a real girl
I just
He's my best friend and i love him so much
But no matter what I do I will never be a real girl so he could love me back
I'm just a freak
I don't know why I should even try anymore
I think i have a fever.
;-;
>>6996623
Aw thanks but im too far away
>>6996625
honestly that sounds like a really shitty situation to be in
maybe if you go full time or tell him you're trans you have a shot?
>tfw your girl voice sounds like a boy doing a girl voice
>>6996628
Pookiee is cutie
pook pook spookiee pookiee
pook
>>6996628
shakira
>>6996620
i don't get why there's np etsy shop with them-
>>6996632
>>6996632
Post vocaroo
>>6996625
I think this is a good sign
it means he is open to the idea of you were a "girl"
he might be open to it even more as transition goes on
You would be surprised how many guys are
>>6996628
Can you hate fuck me please
I'm not joking
>>6996642
Oh gosh that would be kind of hot
who hates me on here?
>>6996643
ikr
I want shakira to tell me I'm useless while her cock's inside me
>/////<
>>6996642
You are pretty annoying.
lol
>>6996643
>tfw your bf is too caring to hate fuck you
>>6996646
srry i don't value cis girls opinions
this thread is lewd i thought this was muh safe space
>>6996647
Well they can't if they love you
it's impossible
unless you just mean rough sex
Pookie is rly COOl and hip, she doesnt give a fugg lol why are you so serious just fuck my ass :-DD
im transgender
ikr lolololol
>>6996616
sorry I got caught up :P
its okay I guess, kind of slow rn. I have 12 pages now, goal for today is 2-3 more
but I am unmotivated desu
>>6996651
Sorry, semi-flirting with someone made me hot and bothered
ironically
>>6996654
your medal is in the mail
Is it bcuz this is 4chan that the vocal majority of trans girls like to be mentality dommed?
When does it become safe for trans girls to express masculinity within themselves?
shitposting
>>6996654
Gross
AND THEN, THOUGHT LAUREN, I WILL POST "ironically"
AND SO SHE DID
>>6996648
srry i don't value trannies who don't value cis girls opinions.
>>6996660
when you don't care about others opinions
so asap
>tfw spend all day with morons
>>6996667
hello i am here
:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I WANT SIXTEEN INCH COCKS SHOWED DOWN MY THROAT AND CUM IN MY ASS I WANT TO BE FUCKED HARD
>>6996669
wtf i thought that chick had stigmatas from the thumbnail
>>6996670
Too busy becoming an overwatch pro.
>>6996676
WOW DUDE U GOT A TRYOUT FOR A TEAM
HOLY U MUST BE A ESPORTS PRO
WOAA
>>6996676
"Professional gamer" is a really prestigious career.
if i cloned myself so i could have a clone support network would you all question my morals
>>6996680
Do you strive to be unlikable?
FUCK ME HARD
>>6996676
wow, what a nerd lol
>tfw horny
>tfw no lube becuse flight security took it
Its a hard life
>sleep for 3 hours
>wake up
>hear this song in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I9Kj9cb-FY
what are you listening to, mtfg?
p.s. for anyone who was worried about mercury, she's alive at the least. jsyk!!
>>6996679
xd wow amazingg
>>6996680
>Implying i need money or a career.
>>6996687
xd wow
>>6996676
Did you play TF2?
Who here mained Solly??
>>6996691
heh
>>6996693
b-but i want to be fucked, not to fuck ;(
>>6996693
Yea i had to much of it
Probbably the most embaressing moment of my life
>>6996656
Stop playing osu und start working or your work and I will become bff4ever
>>6996689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0-tWLi0Kp4
>>6996692
no.
>>6996694
hehe
>>6996697
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
>>6996699
>w< that's silly
>>6996697
what do you think i am a rapist
>>6996697
PENIS :-DDDDDD
holy shit shakira usually i ignore dumb shit itt because its basically everyone shitposting bjt you really need to get some self awareness
like if people don't like you in real life i know why
>>6996699
wtf, are you carrying whole buckets of lube?
i bet you dummies don't even have military-inspired attack plans you use for GUARANTEED WINS in overwatch
>>6996693
outside liquids are not allowed on planes senpai
holy shit shakira usually i ignore dumb shit itt because its basically everyone shitposting bjt you really need to get some self awareness
like if people don't like you in real life i know why
>>6996702
mada mada
>>6996704
no but u shud become one
>>6996705
BENIS ;DDD
>>6996710
glad i dun need to fly to new york anymore
wew
>>6996689
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvE0MA8fnmM
>>6996689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>6996713
BAGINA :-DDDDDDD
>>6996713
wew
>>6996710
Oh good
my wife's on
please do me
>>6996707
>>6996713
nyet cyka blyat
>>6996699
>si-mam is this water gallon yours? You're only allowed 10 oz of any liquid on the plain but there are waters for sale inside
>i-its not water senpia
>.....
>...
>..
>I see
>>6996630
>>6996640
He has a girlfriend
And has no trouble gettjng girls nywy
He'd have no reason rt o compromise for a thing like me
He wouldn't even like a boy anyway he likes too many things of cis females
Honestly it's my fault for feeling how I o about him
And for just doing tanyrhjng he distances frkm me
I sjoukd probably just go to bed or something I can st least be happy in my dreams
>>6996689
Mercury tried to kill herself?
>>6996721
Need to get me one of these, might as well buy it in bulk.
>>6996721
Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year's San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT - 55 GALLON drum, we felt we'd struck gold: "Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float." Double win.
Now, how to spray the lube on the excited on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test out our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge toward me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.
What I didn't expect was that Brad's forward momentum would cause him to crash into me, upending the entire drum along with us. Utter chaos. Our unfortunate cats, who had come out to judge our activities as cats will, were caught in the deluge. Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for ten minutes to climb a tree.
Once again, the neighbors thought we'd set something on fire, so the LAFD arrived shortly afterwards. Try explaining any of this to a stranger, especially a hunky one in uniform. "Hose me down?" I offered. He kindly did, then retrieved our cats out of the tree with only minor scratches to the face. (They still aren't speaking to us, by the way.)
Bottom line, we decided against soaking the Pride Parade revelers lest it create an "incident" that could upstage us entirely. But we do have a great new weekend fun activity.
>>6996725
*whine
>>6996721
Why
>>6996726
multiple times
>>6996733
sheen has a trip now
>>6996731
what has become of brad...
>>6996725
I don't even need lube. ;-;
>>6996726
Too bad it didn't go very well.
>>6996727
They sell beef jerky in bulk too did you know that?
>>6996728
It's a new kind of drink.
>>6996731
>Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.
lol
>>6996734
Incase.
>>6996728
Heh, well she smiled at me weird
I cringe everytime i think about it
>>6996693
pooks i don't rly have an OW team lol
i don't even really play OW that much anymore! my team consists of my friends who play with me when we're all bored at once and want to fuck around desu
sry bb
>>6996702
AHHH i used to love justice so much
>>6996716
>>6996714
lmao
>>6996726
not recently as far as i'm aware. thankfully. but she is alive and ok. i just know she hasn't really spoken to anyone so i confirmed her being alive.
>>6996740
brad has some cuhrazy adventures
>>6996702
>justice
ok you're cool for a cis girl
>>6996745
Son of a bitch
I was hoping that nig nog would take her life
>>6996561
morbid
>>6996745
I'm not lmaoing senpai, made my mom cry today
>>6996626
Get ye some chicken soup. It is both scientifically and anecdotally proven to help.
Mercury was transbian, right? Not much of a loss desu
>>6996744
oh wow wee thats no good bud
>>6996745
Justice is catchy. ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRCDH_zUnU
>>6996748
why does everyone say that
>>6996753
I do have some, but not allowed.
>>6996754
boys are icky
ok thank u
>>6996626
thats just your uterus expelling itself from your body and turning into a penis as karma
Evangeline, I lifted
>>6996700
yes, Ill go shower now, then eat then work ;-;
>>6996759
ok thank u
>>6996757
How can boys be icky if they have cocks?
>>6996757
You are a boy
>>6996763
Who /hates Sunday/ here? Can't get anything done.
>>6996768
I know ;_;
>>6996767
Would you sug?
>>6996771
I hate sundays because tomorrow is monday :(
>>6996760
oh wow
>>6996773
what is a sug?
>>6996780
It it is trying to swallow a penis but failing
>>6996749
oh sry i wasn't paying attention, i just woke up ;__; FORGIVE ME, POOKIE.................
>>6996750
let's not be racist now
>>6996752
how did you make her cry?? :(
>>6996754
i mean she's fine so idk
>>6996756
this song has a nice beat desuuuuu
currently listening to dis now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIaVANfX3-M
Can spiro kill me on its own?
i swallowed a bunch of them
What's gonna happen to me?
I feel sick Im gonna lie down
>>6996770
I fulfilled my part of the deal
>>6996783
OIL RIGS EDIE
>>6996783
Nigger
>>6996787
NIGGER
>>6996788
wtf racist
http://www.strawpoll.me/11347486
>>6996783
Basically I let out that I resent her for having me, think I was used to prolong a failing marriage along with ending up mentally ill probably from her having me at her age. Her pity for me is increasing though as I continue to open up more and actually talk about how I feel for once.
>>6996785
>>6996794
Post butt
>>6996794
>tfw nobody likes my music
All I ever wanted was a friend to share albums with and go concerts with. I can't go with my aunt now can I?
>>6996793
not snuggs, fuggs
>>6996793
Maybe it's time to kys? :3
>>6996797
what music do you like
>>6996784
it can kill you, yes. please don't mess around with it.
>>6996786
w-what
>>6996787
come on rude boy boy can u get it up
>>6996793
oh, well shit. i mean these things happen. she'll get over it. i'm glad you're at least talking to her about everything, that's good. don't feel bad.
>>6996794
thank :3 here have another song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqKswclVOuE
>>6996798
I don't have a reaction image for something like that senpai, sorry
>>6996801
She's really into crunk
why does the one known as 'edie' talk as though they are a 11 y/o girl on AIM?
>omg these shoes are sooooooo CUTE :3 xx
and such...
It's patronising
>>6996783
>2016
>not being racist
Dampback pls
>>6996802
well this week I plan on going fully open about everything, as in cloths and stuff even when I go out, it should help my mental state. I did spend alot of time talking to her about how I feel getting help is going to slow and how going slow will leave me dead most likely, also about my body dyphoria issues.
>>6996809
Her Dad did some unspeakable things to her so this persona is her way of moving on
>>6996803
As long as you would
I HAVE THIS DUMBASS NUTSHACK THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
>>6996815
Prepare to get brutalized on a quiet street
>>6996821
People with your IQ are basically the demo for that show
I'm going to bed, i feel sick as fuck.
Nini faglords.
May i dream of murdering countless innocent animals for pleasure that i have a wet dream.
>>6996822
I'm in a rural far northern area, I'm fine desu. people are either friendly or keep to themselves around here
>>6996823
duuuuh wut r u tryin 2 sey anon???
>>6996809
i don't think i've ever typed "xx" at the end of a message and i didn't even say that about the pic of the shoes i posted
r u ok
>>6996815
well what does she think about all of that?
>>6996824
I hope your penis that grows in is long and thick
>>6996802
Ele I mean it s alwready done so I jope your right
I ate a few banana cor good measure maybe the K will kllme if it doesn't my brother has somen vicoden I can take
>>6996830
You should just get it over with. You are trash.
sometimes it scares me how aggressive testosterone makes some guys
i had a friend in middle school who was really nice and laid back but he basically turned into a psycho that would get mad at slightest thing after puberty hit him
>>6996830
Get the hot potato out of your mouth before you talk
I want to see if I am insane or not
http://www.strawpoll.me/11347574
>>6996837
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11347574
it's always been shit ur an idiot
>>6996827
I'm not really sure at this point, she ordered me a epilator though couple days ago so it's not like she doesn't understand what the end goal is. I went over how I dislike my nose and adams apple, I think I'll eventually manage to get help getting surgery as I am getting closer to extreme action as time goes on. She does keep saying I am dysmorphic too. It's physically impossible for me to work at this point so my only hope now is getting cute enough and hooking a middle class man, guess I'll focus on voice and hrt first then surgery stuff.
>>6996834
I bet that turns you on :3
One minute they will just be holding hands with you, and suddenly you'll have 8 inches up your ass
>>6996839
no its scary
those are the types of guys that abuse women
>>6996840
And you're just going to disregard your hips and ass??? :o
>>6996838
I remember it being more interesting, or at least having better trips
>>6996844
it's mostly the same trips though
most trips aren't unique anyways
>>6996756
>not allowed
Did your doctor tell you that? Because if not, feel free to disobey anyone else.
>>6996842
Protip: that's exactly what women are attracted to. The thought that this man could twist your head off but won't because you have the wet pus
>>6996843
not a issue, I naturally have wider hips and a okay butt, hrt should be enough. I am skeleton thin and do not care about getting thic, I need to fit in my frilly cloths I'm getting, I am aiming for 110-115 I think at 5"6 which is unhealthy but I don't really care about that.
>>6996851
you have issues
>>6996837
ive been here for 3 months
its me
im the reason
oh no
emi has to go into her hidey-hole
>>6996854
come in my hidey-hole
>>6996851
good thing im agp :^)
>>6996857
lewd
>>6996853
No tbqh, just real talk
>>6996859
>w<
>>6996849
her boyfriend abuses her and one of the ways is by starving her
>>6996857
do you have pizza and blankets in your hidey-hole
>>6996843
>tfw no hips and ass
>>6996857
Is it moist and full of what used to be cheetos?
>>6996869
post stuffies *-*
>>6996862
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Abuse Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Man Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
whao
>>6996871
I fucking love Tyler.
>>6996841
Please stop
I just got over my horniness
>>6996867
idk i get uncomfortable around guys that are always worked up like that
night
>>6996867
I'm not sure about doing it, It was completely ineffective in the past, I probably need such a thing but I am just not sure if it will even be effective. I am scared if they knew how far gone I was that hrt would get delayed
>>6996874
Space is cold and dead.
>>6996878
Nini :3 all those calories will be fat nao
>>6996862
>Puts up with this kind of bullshit, even when sick.
>Just because she doesn't want to move out and fucking work.
So, even the cis girl in this thread is fucked in the head. Why the fuck does no one here have a modicum of self-respect?
>>6996872
yaeoo
>>6996870
i luv my stuffies
>>6996882
Just like me by tomorrow :3
the hell is a stuffie
>>6996885
awoo~
>>6996876
He'll pin you down and have his way with you until you're twitching and leaking jizz
all my stuffed animals that used to line my bed are gone i got rid of them when i was trying to man up and now i dont know where they are
my little babies ;-;
>>6996893
i have lots
i'll share and give you some :3
>>6996889
it must be tough being a wolfgirl
they always seem like they're in putting a lot of effort to awoo~
>>6996884
>girl
>self-respect
Pick 1
>>6996872
wrow
>>6996874
and what'll happen if reincarnation etc aren't real things??
>>6996877
i can get that. i'm hella horny tho at all times so for me it works out. very, "take me, caveman"
>>6996880
i don't think you're as far gone as you think you are. but i do think that you're going to need people to talk to and going through transition is really hard.
it would be nice to have someone like that to talk about everything to. that relationship is sacred and if you didn't meet the right person before that doesn't mean you won't now. :x
>>6996888
a stuffed aminal i think
>>6996886
cute
>>6996895
but toy story said that toys get sad them their owners give them away
>>6996905
no i couldnt do that to your stuffies
>>6996906
it's ok they're going to a good home
>>6996896
It's tough but tolerable with some dogged persistence.
>>6996902
unf
>>6996897
Why are women retarded, Anon?
>>6996893
iktf
currently deciding between these three fluffs >>6996903
they do but get over it if you picked a loving and caring new owner :3
>>6996905
>mommy
uuh i wanna be a mommy but whos my husbando? :o
me on the right
Fuck i want a lighted vanity table and a comfy stool for doing my makeup but my room is too tiny.
>>6996908
but you got a friend in me will start playing i cant handle that
>>6996899
I pretty much spend everyday doing nothing but trying to keep myself away from self harm by looking at frilly cloths and shit. I heard it's really hard to get on hrt if your like this. I'm scared to tell them senpai
>tfw it's big enough to hit the bottom of your stomach
>>6996915
*farts in ur break room*
>>6996921
I-I thought y-you were p-pure!
>>6996910
a wise man once said
girls don't have wolf ears !!
>>6996921
I really need to put my trip back on my mobile
>>6996920
yeah i guess it is
okay they can come
>>6996927
I'm being framed
>>6996622
Check
And has no butt
>>6996921
s-source?
>>6996899
If they atent real
then oh well I guess
the ride was fun
>>6996931
yay
>>6996933
I'm not really that informed on the process, I'll try telling them I guess if you think it would help
>>6996929
>>6996938
you're waiting on a pizza?
what does it want?
>>6996937
no cowboys or astronauts tho
>>6996943
i don't have any dw
only cutie
>>6996939
Better
now people can't sully my honor
>>6996921
>tfw he's big enough to tickle your prostate
>>6996930
Huh?
>>6996928
Real girls don't :^)
>>6996927
>trannies
>pure
>>6996946
I am pure tho ;-;
>>6996946
elanna
>>6996946
wait...
anime isn't real???????????
I'm tired and i just don't wanna go out
>tfw you feel his hot seed spray against your insides
>tfw his rapid breath is warm against your neck
>tfw he squeezes you so tight it almost hurts
>>6996924
Eww i never stay in the break room because it smells like sweat and farts
>>6996952
Stooop
>>6996884
What kind of job would she get tho
she doesn't mind hard work, she mostly says that shit because she's embarrassed of the actual sitch
>>6996950
Well don't hold out on us, what toppings?
>>6996953
HRT farts are even worse
>>6996951
than dont? its sunday ~ time for depression and isolation
>tfw he participates in simple smalltalk with you
>tfw he mentions the weather and you say "yeah, it's been hot out lately"
>tfw you give him the $9.99 plus tip™ that you owe him and go to eat your pizza
>>6996950
Eyyy,
Thanks for the books yesterday, now I have me some reading for when my shift today is over.
>>6996947
No ur not, you want to get stuffed full of dick.
>>6996948
Kiwi~
>>6996949
No, sadly not, I learned this too late but I'd already fallen for the tranny meme
>>6996953
Sorry, that was my fault ;_;
>>6996964
ROFL
>>6996964
Nim, please, this is too much ;_;
>>6996965
y-yeah but in a pure way
nimu
are you still around
>>6996955
Fucking anything. Fast food, construction, factory work. Doesn't matter. Don't live off of someone else's income if they're going to abuse you.
>>6996962
>when some random anon acts like a trip
>>6996965
>~
?
>>6996961
exactly. EXACTLY.
Yet my friend wants me to haul my ass over and hang out with him. I'm like "What, today? And destroy the sanctity of god's day of rest? Are you insane?" and apparently he is.
>>6996977
nimu
hold me while i fall asleep
dying is scary
i wish I wasn't alone for it
>>6996964
DELET THIS
>>6996980
What why are your dying?!
>>6996975
It's a "cute" squiggly line used by washed up sluts
So has anyone heard from Sass?
>>6996971
Never finished high school, no GED, no way to get a GED, terrible social skills, no friends or any network at all
Social skills would make fast food very hard and there's no way she'd able to do construction or factory work lol, she's tiny and weak as fuck. Besides, maybe not every fast food place, but every construction or factory job needs experience or some sort of training
>>6996980
but it's estimated the sun still has about 5 billion more years until it explodes
you're still okay neppy
a-are you really okay though
Who's a man's man here?
>>6996983
well fuck you too~
>>6996985
I've worked at Little Caesars for a year and a half without talking much to my coworkers. You don't need a lot of social skills unless you're working at the front counter.
>no way to get a GED
Bullshit. No one is fucking barred from taking the GED.
>>6996984
I saw them post last night something like "cis people will always regard trans people as a joke"
I remember saying that before, usually after people have been pretty mean.
I hope she's ok, Sass is cool.
Hi
>>6996965
>Sorry, that was my fault
But girls don't fart
>>6996987
soon it will be too late to vomit it up
I'm really scared
>>6996988
hi, trips confirm
>>6996994
Sass is a retard
>>6996999
Neppy vomit it up
>>6996994
Yeah, she seemed sort of heartbroken, when she's all sassy and upbeat.
Well, I don't know her that well, but it must be tough for late transitioners.
>>6996999
call the police
>>6996997
It's the Y-chromosome that makes you fart
>>6997001
like you confirm ? cus these are dubs..
>>6996989
do they not slice it for you?
>>6996996
Hi Oddish ^^
>>6996999
Neptune nooo :C
please vomit and call cops
>>6996989
>having toppings on a pizza
philistine
>>6996999
DO IT FAGGOT
goodnight
>>6996999
Oh boy this meme. Saw it on /b/ already.
>>6996969
I don't think it's possible to have dicks crammed in you in a pure way
>>6996975
Sent dat bitch a squiggly
Bitches love squigglies~
>>6996989
Fuck that looks delicious
Best part of exercise
>>6996997
I'm agp
>>6997014
This is hands down one of the saddest pizzas I've seen.
Are you eternally damned?
>>6997013
yes as in I am a manly man
but that's not dubs so nvm I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*BRAAAAAAP*
Ooops, teehee~ guess I had too many beans to eat
>>6997026
yeah, the delivery guy carried it sideways
I complained and got a £15 voucher though ^-^
(which in the UK doesn't even buy a medium pizza)
>>6997024
Mhm
because I'm pure
>>6997027
>yoga pants
:(
>>6997024
>agp
>AGirlPussy
We all know you have one
>>6997002
Really?
I've seen some smart posts from her. I assume she's joking all of the time.
>>6997032
Imagine Henry Cavill pounding you until you start drooling
>>6997038
Those guys are pretty based
>>6997030
1. and fail miserably?
2. Literally how without him finding out? I could pay the cost of testing but what about him?
Tomorrow is group voice training. I am excited to ask local Trans women where to get beard killed. But I'm also nervous, because I'll have to leave the house, socialize, use a male voice to learn a female voice, and worst - deal with other retarded super flamers. If one calls me cute I'll stab them.
>>6997035
Real talk
Making your outie an innie is the most agp shit ever
>>6997032
Sure you are
>>6997034
I'll remember this when my future husband is shitting on my chest
>>6996999
>soon it will be too late to vomit it up
already too late go to hospital
what have you taken? were you trying to kill yourself?
>>6997044
What about group bp dialation?
>>6997027
>Homos
Nope. I'm bi.
>Feminists
Nope again. Egalitarian, but not feminist.
>Porn freaks
Got me there. Love me some trap porn.
>Pot smokers
Surprisingly no.
>Atheists
Yep.
>Thugs
>Yoga Pants
>Cutters
No.
>Muslims
FUCK NO!
>Witches
Wut?
>Idolaters
No...
>Masturbators
Is it fap time already?
>>6997044
>going to group
Its almost like you wanna punish yourself
>>6997043
>forms a cogent sentence
>thinks will fail literally the lowest standard of education in the entire country
Lazy. Stupid.
Take your pick.
>>6997045
Would you shit on your hubby? :3
>>6997042
he accidentally got into a physical altercation few weeks ago
>>6997045
I wanna do this
>>6997045
>Making your outie an innie is the most agp shit ever
To me it would make me whole
ordered a prostate massager from china
chance of ebola?
>>6997050
I'm pretty sure she'd fail
also the wrinkle of his work schedule not being very convenient for scheduling it, and don't they mail the certificate to you? How would she get it?
>>6997049
I've seen that meme played here. We'll see how it goes first. The guy leading the class has been a voice specialist for Trans people since 1994 and only 4 other girls will be there. If they're all "girls" in their 40s or something ill bounce out to the bars.
>>6997056
If MAIL is the only excuse not to get this minimal requirement for a job, then that person needs to off themselves before they go on welfare. I was 16 when I passed GED test, and after Obama I'm sure they've only lowered the standard. A cat could pass GED.
>>6997054
that sounds dangerous, why not get one locally like within your own country?
>>6997043
>without him finding out?
And what will he do, kick her out? Aren't we already establishing that she's going to be getting the fuck out of the place anyways?
And for fuck's sake, aren't there women's shelters for this exact kind of situation?
>>6997054
Why the hell didn't you just buy a suction cup realistic dildo instead? Nothing comes closer an bouncing on it counts as doing your squats for the day
>>6997051
Nope
>>6997052
Wow, those are some hella impure thoughts you're having.
>>6997053
That's because you're a degenerate.
:^)
>>6997056
You buy a goddamn PO Box. They're fucking cheap. If you can afford the GED, you can afford a PO Box.
>>6996692
2 hours late but I play mostly sniper scout yeah I know I'm an autist
>>6997045
I am!
>>6997064
Wanting to have a va jay jay isn't degenerate
>>6997065
how the fuck is she supposed to get a Po box lol
>>6997072
>tfw only worth 1/15th of a pizza
>>6997058
>having a guy teach you how to sound like a girl
>>6997064
I don't see how forcing your husband to ejaculate upon himself is unpure
>>6997075
You go to a Post Office, you give them like... $10? You get a PO Box. Your mail gets delivered there, and when you want to pick up your mail, you go to the fucking Post Office.
>>6997068
>extreme social anxiety
So how'd she end up moving in with this asshole instead of living with her parents? Are the parents also abusive?
>>6997045
>Making your outie an innie is the most agp shit ever
wat?
hello friends!
Jesus, right out of the blue i feel like i need a dick in my mouth, one with a big head that barely fits in my mouth and makesva popping sound when i pull it out
I'm literally salivating
>>6997075
You were claiming she was the most intelligent individual in this thread not too long ago and now you're telling me she can't pass GED
>>6997079
Her Dad was the one who caused her prolapse :(
>>6997086
hello lil bun
>>6997077
What about your wife?
don't forget about me
>>6997068
hey i have extreme anxiety too
>>6997086
Hey Korra.
>>6997084
Making your outie bp an innie bp
>>6997095
luv u carcar
>>6997096
now im more confused....
thought she is talking about srs?
>>6997087
>tfw that already happened to you earlier this week
>>6997092
hiya
>>6997093
boydick > girldick
>>6997095
heya carol *pat pat* order ur hrt yet?
>>6997093
>>6997087
Straight girls need to GTFO
>>6997072
Oh fuck that looks delicious
I need to go on a long ride again soon, this shit is making me hungry
>>6997070
It totally is, let's not deny that much.
>>6997084
It's shitposting, don't take it too seriously.
>>6997077
Thinking about it outside of wedlock is a bit impure don't you think~?
>>6997091
>prolapse
Wut?
>>6997109
eeeew delete this srsly
>>6997109
Wew, i think that would destroy an srs vag
>>6997107
Its not degenerate
>>6997119
Of course it's pure
we are woman and wife
>TFW femgen is dead
I'm gonna hangout with you girls
Im posting this so later on when i act outta line then one of you can post it
>>6997127
>Don't tell me you've never seen a pussy pump in action?
I did not?!
>Only real vaginas can do that.
Who would want to do that anyway?
https://vid.me/bEj2
nice
>>6997109
blue board
>>6997105
yay glad for you :3 and I'm exhausted =_=
>>6997106
>liking girls
>mfw
>>6997143
Not nice. Fucking disgusting
I heard that the worst part of srs is 'removing the tubes'
can any TruTrans™ elabourate on what that means? and if it's really the worst part
>>6997143
Hello miss scary eyes
Congratz on the progress
>>6997152
>mfw girls
>>6997142
Looks like it.
When will people realize that boys can be cute and girls and have boobs
>>6997150
why do people do this? does it feel good or something?
>>6997119
Oh, same, it don't matter that I want a guy to bend me over and plow me
>>6997122
Whatever you say, degenerate
:^)
>>6997127
I actually managed to find PDFs and epubs of all but the second one you listed, but thank you, I'm sure at least one of them will be a good fit. Also, just bookmarked edx.
Online courses never quite stick for me but I'm sure paired with a proper textbook it will actually get driven home a bit better.
>>6997154
They might mean removing the catheter, stent and drains. It sucks but it's over pretty quickly.
i really like girls theyre very cute and make me happy and theyre usually nicer than boys i wish everyone was a girl and we all cuddled a lot sometimes i wish i was a cute girl
>>6997165
Eh?
>>6997106
;_;
>>6997142
Uhhh, who do I have to kill to look like that?
>>6997154
The corpous cavernosum is a bilateral blood filled thing that is basically the beatin heart of your penis. Its attached to the pelvis and the surrounding area and is fed by major arteries so it can inflate with blood. It takes lots of work to seal those arteries and yank it out
>>6997166
can't stand the idea of anything going into my urethra
you can smash it with a hammer, just don't put anything inside it
>>6997168
soon
>>6997165
kys yourself senpai
>>6997152
Thanks <3
>I'm exhausted
Aww
get some rest :3
>little kid called me pretty
hahaha ur gay now kiddo
>>6997143
you've made great progress desu
good girl!
>>6997173
I think she just looked sad but idk much about her.
Don't judge people until you have walked a mile in theirs mocassins.
>>6997184
I'm starting with a bunch of tops and I am on the look out for a dark blue or black skirt to go together with them, one step at a time senpai
>>6997191
back then without e*
>>6997171
I want kayla to be my doctor
why do men have like the most fragile egos ever tho lol
>tfw no one to call me a good girl and give head pats
:(
>>6997162
h o L y shit ur so GAY. I hope u at least go to confession and tell the priest ur a flaming homo and like girls
>>6997199
Good girl :3
*headpats*
>>6997198
idk stacy why don't you ask one of you many boytoys
Like OooOooOO ;) It just got 3 degrees hotter / here take this blotter, and make us some 10 strips /. . . Take a quick dip then drink the whole bottle / sorry kids, I'm NOT much of a rolemodel.
I'll meet you ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAINBOW / bailed out this plane - bottomed out with my bankrole.
:^) been saying album out next year since I was 15.
>>6997198
I ponder the same thing, maybe they all wanna be girls but pretend not to be that way because societal pressure
>>6997201
stav is a trans girl now I think
>>6997198
Masculinity is a fragile thing
>>6997207
Lots of silver nitrate
Are the Trans girls really pretending to understand men? Top kek
>>6997169
Killing me probably won't make you look like that but we dont know for certain.
So jus to be on the safe side you better try
>>6997198
Because masculinity isn't innate to most men
>>6997199
>telling an Irish person who grew up Catholic in the 90's to go to confess to a priest
Y u trying to trigger me tho?
>>6997215
I personally have no idea how men think, it baffles me. All my life i just kinda copied them to fit in
Tfw no joji and idubzz bfs
>>6997204
i'm only dating on boy rn ;_; but he has kind of a fragile ego too!! most guys do, idk why. like you gotta tiptoe around their ego at times.
like he knows i really really really like him, i think he's fucking gorgeous and smart and wonderful. BUT I SAY ONEEE THING and he'll be all sad and i'm like it dOESN''T MEAN ANYTHING
>>6997206
>>6997210
both tru
also lol kayla. i always lowkey wonder if the guy is mtf if he shows any sign of depression or anything at all. even tho that's not really indicative of being a tranny exclusively.
>>6997216
nothing at alll, i just mentioned something to my bae and he seemed a lil butthurt. he got over it real quick, he always does, but idk!!!
i feel bad like idk how to tell him anything constructive without him beating himself up. i'm like you're perfect it's not a big deal, there are things i need to improve on too u know
>>6997219
trannies don't understand anything about men except how to make a dick feel good
>>6997221
I think pretty much everyone here was like that, yeah. I've only ever had male friends, and always hated it.
>>6997198
Women do also
You aren't making a valid point
>>6997230
Go make yourself useful and find kiwi
>>6997229
Same here.
>>6997198
You would know, you are a man
>>6997224
You know they had a 3 way with this sexy mama
>>6997240
I know and it's hot
>>6997220
well I said it bc ur Irish 100% of all potatoes are Catholic. I wasn't trying to trigger tho ;-; I used to be a Catholic too (PS ur still a homo gay girl)
>>6997225
I try to avoid that at all costs and only say stuff to validate my boy lol. I still remember faintly as a guy how easy it was to damage a male ego
>>6997236
came out this summer in a series of magazine interviews saying she'd identified as female since she was a kid, idk if she's on blockers or not though, she's definitely staying non-op from what she's said
>>6997214
just googled it, do they just cauterize everything? that sounds painful
>>6997221
same
>>6997219
>tfw don't even have enough money to cheat on my cut
>>6997226
i mean, we tried to live most of our lives as guys, we do get some of the thing.
>>6997229
same, all of my friend are guys, but especially these past few years, i get annoyed with them a lot easier, some of them act kinda retarded.
I used to get along with girls really well, but then the fact that i feel pressured to hit on them, or the fact that i feel like i can't do or say certain things that might make me look like i'm hitting on them ruins it completely, so i end up acting autistic around girls.
>>6997242
Every tranny wants to fuck papa franku and it burns me up that maxine is the lucky tranny fucking him
>>6997247
what?
>>6997239
I think she probably is, I mean just look at her. andreja was on AA's since like 14 too.
>>6997251
pizza doesnt fit in my budget lmao
>>6997257
I'm trying to quit bad foods
>>6997255
>you can even take all my beautiful clothes and makeup after you do
Hmm, well when you say it like that!
>>6997258
pizza is life
>>6997248
He can poz my neg hole anytime
>>6997220
i guess lol
>>6997245
i've been avoiding tf out of it but i'm kind of a horribly honest person and it's really hard for me not to just tell someone what i'm thinking yknow?
and idk i was a faggot before i transitioned so i have no idea as to how to relate to guys. i was a gay stacy before so like...idk. i was a gaycy.
idk what the male ego consists of or how to spare it and i normally don't care enough to try.
but i really like him so i'm trying!!!! should i just avoid all criticism??? lol
being a girl makes me really happy
>>6997255
>I'm a boy
me too bro. me too iktf. I just like looking pretty and wearing cute clothes and I don't correct ppl if they call me a girl bc I'm comfortable with my masculinity
Who else /rap/
I'm so far out of focus / My mind twists bends light - fight or flight into hopelessness.
Self punishing behavior ; kissing scars on my leg with the lips of a razor. / never did believe in saviors, false hope, I'm at war and my thoughts are all traitors...
Like what more should I take away? Sex, love, the fucking sun, now I'm drowning in this loneliness.
My soul hates this reflection. Body withers - skipping meals, and I've lost all direction. / heart racing, pacing back and forth like a jungle cat. Stress rash, brain zaps, mirror smashed steady tryna hide a mask.
I broil in my own head. Rip currents in my soul tear my thoughts to shreds. Heart on lock down, self made prison - play judge and jury and I'm twice convicted / masochist contradiction terrified of never finding answers /. . . / truth admitted twice committed can't rehabilitate these failures.
Fuck this life.
My words taste like an oil slick. Soft dick. Fuck this, steady bite my upper lip.
>>6997255
basic can you post that picture of the girl saying omigosh im so gay and blushing
>>6997258
>>6997263
i've had the same meal every day for the past two months that consists of
>two pieces of toast, a banana, an apple, and a glass of milk in the morning
>half a chicken breast, some pasta and some green peas in the evening
great for losing weight and great for saving money, but seeing all this pizza posting in this thread day in, day out is messing with my head really hard.
>>6997267
>tfw will never have a tiny skull
;_;
>>6997276
I'm going to give up actually tastily food in exchange for stuff like soy beans for reasons
>>6997271
Your rap sucks. If you want to rap this is how you do it.
Ice Cream truck, I chase that
Two shoes, I lace that
Doll face, I dump that
Basic, I bump that
>>6997266
>should i just avoid all criticism??? lol
yes!! lmao the male ego is THAT fragile. ahh I'm a bit jelly i always wanted to be a gay Stacy but that is absolutely taboo here in the South literally worse than being a drug dealer. back in the 90s if u did that in school as a black person they'd beat the fuck outta u. I was just effeminate and still got lots of shit for it
>>6997282
lol
>>6997270
I'm pretty sure I said this word for word a few days ago.......
But yah like idk, a lot of my physical dysphoria isn't there. Sure I don't like my dick and not being able to be a mom makes me want to kill myself. But cute boy is OK really
>>6997266
Seriously like, masculinity is like the emporers new clothes. If you even hint St the fact that maybe there might not be anything there, they flip
>>6997267
Yeah...
I'll be a girl eventually when I stop being a cute guy.
>>6997261
Kill me bb plz
>>6997275
Of course anon <3
>>6997247
The autism around girls is terrifying to me. It's like hug goodbye? It's like sit on couch and my foot touches and I want to cuddle? Wanna go for a walk but I live at my parents house kill me in my sleep? Oh you have a boyfriend. Sure yeah, let's NOT TALK ABOUT HIM OKAY WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
I kissed my last friend while playing smash Bros. I told her I'd always wanted to and she was like uhh... Okay. This was a week before I figured out what the chaos in my head was (being a degenerate low life tranny). Friendship fell apart after that. I really wanted to be just her friend too, but I've had a lesbian crush since high school.
Then came the 3 months of being pathetic and literally losing my mind (teetering on psychotic) where I ruined a bunch of other female relations being a fucking whack. Dating like just normal let's go on a date cuz we met on tinder or whatever has always been a disaster for me too. I can't see that ever changing at this rate
>>6997290
thx ^_^
Hmm i could buy this but i would have to toss my computer table
sooo worth it
Y/N?
>>6997290
>wanting to be a mom
Never quit with the comedy, basic
>>6997298
I think they want to have sex with you
>>6997282
OooOooOOhhhhhhh
>>6997290
creepy same wavelength... for me it really ain't my dick that causes dysphoria same as you yeah it sucks having one but it's not a constant source of stress. my huge brow and gigantic jawline are the biggest issues. I can't wait for ffs.
is anyone else an asexual transbian
http://www.wideopencountry.com/gigantic-46-bedroom-26-bathroom-house-for-sale-in-texas/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=test&utm_term=advertisetest&utm_campaign=advertisetest
Found our tranny house
Let's make it happen
>>6997283
BUT WHAT IF HE'S DOING SOMETHING WRONG LOL
and honestly you didn't miss out on much by not being that way. i was a fucking bitch back then.
i mean i'm not mother theresa now but i was far worse in high school. dysphoria induced depression etc
>>6997290
;_;
THAT'S SO DUMB THO LOL like i'm so into this guy and i tell him how amazing i think he is all the time!
he has to know that anything i say isn't a big deal and doesn't take away from that
How to fix wide shoulders です
>>6997307
At least you're not the bad guy from I am legend
https://unsee.
cc/bozenura/
>>6997309
I don't think I am
>>6997317
>picture
did birdy finally transition
>>6997310
cool except
>3.5 million
>texas
>>6997310
faye can afford it
>>6997309
Not by choice :(
>>6997313
it REALLY depends on what he's doing. like bae u don't understand the male ego is more fragile than glass they are honestly like children in that regard. what made you such a bitch tho?
>>6997317
that move had a bad guy?
>>6997321
So
We can make it happen
We just gotta believe
>>6997322
Probably can
>>6997324
I have an Irish twin ayy
>>6997325
I know. #HonLife
Honestly, I probably will pass. I won't be pretty - but 2 months into HRT my skin is already hella smooth. I'm 120 lbs and only 5"4. I was probably intersex from birth, I've always had strange hormone issues and always looked like a chick from the neck down minus the tits. I've got 5 solid male years of bone (shoulder in particular and leg) growth to combat against, but I'll be way more attractive than fat girls. Period.
I need to get probably minor surgery on my face in the future as I masculise... But it could turn out I just straight up pass as a moderately unattractive kike girl.
That's what my parents expect. I'll probably go more the butchier (implying I have a choice) dyke tattoo neogoth look.
My mom has DD cups, my aunt has A cups and schizophrenia... So here's to hoping.
>>6997327
Yeah, he didn't talk tho.
>>6997324
Don't worry most moms are
>>6997324
well ok i've said two things and i could tell both times that it got to him lol
the first was that i told him i liked him when a clean shaven face more than i liked him with facial hair...
i said this cause he was talking about how he couldn't grow a full beard and how he barely grew facial hair and all that so iDK I WAS JUST AGREEING
HIS JAW COULD CUT DIAMONDS AND HE HAS GORGEOUS LIPS I JUST LIKE HIM WITH A SHAVED FACE
and he got rly bothered!!!! it hurt his feelings lmao
then i told him today that like he needed to use more saliva when we're fooling around cause he's been trying to like play with my gt and stuff
which is fine but it can get dry and it chaffs!! and he got upset that i told him he needed to use more saliva or lube!!!! but he got over it real quick so idk
BUT ANYTIME I SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT I CAN JUST TELL HE GETS UPSET LOL and they're such small things idk
>>6997327
i guess ;___; okok i just won't give him constructive criticism anymore
and i did a lot of really awful things and i was like extremely cold and brutal with everything. like cruelly honest.
Who here...like anime?
>>6997337
I write cyberpunk and somehow only saw Akira yesterday for the first time.
>>6997336
>wanting men to play with your dick
Gay man confirmed
>>6997340
Lol akira sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC3hE8TvDYc
I wake up to this song every day
A DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH DGURH
>>6997343
>implying you ever had taste
>>6997346
are you a bam bun?
>>6997342
i'm sorry but i like getting head just as much as i like getting pinned up against a wall and fucked and cummed in like a slut.
sorry that you have awful genital dysphoria that ruins your life i guess
>>6997346
Good morning Juniper <3
I love you :)
>>6997349
idk what that is but I don't usually listen to hardcore..
>>6997343
really good music though. i liked the movie anyway it was pretty good.
>>6997337
>>6997351
>No, I'm too old.
are you tho? im like 22 so idk if you are
>>6997352
i love you too, sweet pea
>>6997357
Morning hugg :3
*huuuugs*
How are you??
>>6997353
bam = badassmotherfug. and a bun is pic related *-*
>>6997350
Any trans girl who likes having their male genitals played with is not trans plus the guy you are with is a fag. So what's it like sleeping with gay men?
>>6997336
dang girl he really is sensitive but at least you know now that going forward don't critique him even if it's small ingress it gives uhhhhhh performance pressure.
lmao I remember once when me and my bf had just started dating I dressed really really classy for our date and it caused him to feel really pressured to do above and beyond and he ended up not cumming. I didn't mind of course bc damn that boy knows how to please my body but it was like uh what I've never had the problem of being too pretty or well dressed before lmao
>>6997337
kinda
Tfw cute cis gf forced me to wear my new skirt and dance with her in the living room
>>6997231
i am here
>>6997367
Cuuute <3
>>6997356
24. I spent 21 to now (and counting) in despondent apathy, avoidance, and a weed cloud. No job, NEET, jew parents, fuck my existence. I need change, so tomorrow is voice training. I've punctuated the disaster with accomplishments like "I drove across the counrry and saw most of the national parks" but really I'm a pathetic loser. Self loathing unaccomplished narcissist. Typical degenerate tranny. I'm the reason /pol/ exists :(
I have a very difficult time interacting with reality.
>>6997368
kiwi post more agp mango images
>>6997332
I'm dying lol
>>6997335
Who knows maybe in a few years I'll be selfish enough to put my need to look after people over some kids right for a healthy upbringing
>>6997336
Awhhhhh OK the first one is total just masculinity "I can't grow a beard and I'm self conscious about it" idk what to do besides tell him that like his jaw is diamonds and makes you diamonds
The other stuff is him like not being a sex machine and rocking your world. Men don't like it when they have to be told what to do. That's his issue tho he should get over it
>>6997364
not really. not every trans girl has genital dysphoria and it doesn't make her less """"tru trans"""" if she uses it during sex. wtf what kind of mentality is that. if anything you sound like those militant gays and drag queens that try to police how gay or not gay everyone else is. don't be that guy. diff strokes for diff folks live and let live
>>6997374
I wanna cuddle with you and Kat so badly >~<
You're the best <3
I love you
>>6997372
well, there's one more person who thought traveling around a lot would make them feel better
>>6997368
Good, now you can order + buy me pizza.
>>6997376
hello potato me. how are things in potato land?
>>6997364
>So what's it like sleeping with gay men?
amazing honestly. i haven't had sex this good in a long time. he has the nicest dick and he's so fucking hot. even just kissing him makes me precum like a faucet.
>>6997365
ya he is! idk i mean he's been in some shitty relationships with women who fucked with him a lot, so i understand that he's a lil damaged.
but i am too and that's ok and i want to work with him through it cause he's helping me a lot with my shit so i guess i'll just tip toe.
and i've def had that happen before lol. men are dumb sometimes.
>>6997376
I AGREE!! he's fucking gorgeous, i told him that before and after i commented on the beard thing.
and the sex thing is expected. it's not like he has loads of experience with trans women or anything, but he's still doing great with me so idk!!
i guess i've learned now tho to just never give him constructive criticism lol
>>6997377
No she clearly falls under agp.
Stop defending her for her broken brain
>>6997378
You're the best tho
<3<3<3<3<3<3,3,3<3<3,3,34,ta
>>6997390
You're the best <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I love you soo much :3
>>6997387
Women are just as dumb as men
>>6997374
of course ;D
https://youtu.be/RDZdREkiAdQ?t=92