LSD saved my life edition
▶ Trans Info Dump:
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▶ MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
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▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition temps aslag: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: https://foretmtl.bandcamp.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous memes here
>>6981711
>>6983295
is this a funny new frog meme
>>6983295
First for cocklust
>ego death of the jew
>>6983303
It was added to the hate list or something like it is possibly a hate symbol according to human rights watch group.
please delete this nazi meme
LSD didn't save my life :/
>>6983305
We've been over this, real girls don't talk about cocklust or post pictures of their body on the internet
How the fug is this possible how do I stay up 3 days in a row wtf
>>6983295
Drugs are bad.
>>6983309
nazi this coming
should i do lsd
>infiltrate girls gamer group
>it's fucking adorable
>they have schedules and their profiles have inspiring 2d anime girls phrases
It's soooo cute
>tfw we're all just boys
>>6983318
when are you getting a boyfriend?
>>6983318
Kinda like how instagram makes me doubt humanity's survival
>>6983311
Weed is pretty much the only reason I havent killed myself yet :)
>>6983326
No you should do me
Acid got me hired at a thrift store
>>6983318
>real girls don't post pictures of their body on the internet
>>6983328
nigga YOU a boi
not me B]
>>6983328
>>6983335
o-oh
o////o
>>6983326
Not until you're stable minded and with the best people. Don't just do it unless you're ready for a kinda strange side of your emotional psyche to lead. And make sure you're around good people I can't stress that enough.
It's actually a safe drug, like no health risk involved * but that doesn't mean psychedelics aren't powerful or should be just used willy nilly. It's like losing control when blacking out drunk, only you're VIVIDLY aware of yourself - so aware that you just kinda do stuff with no inhibition.
>>6983205
I know it's a meme gender but if you sometimes want to be called a girl but be a boy and sometimes want to be called a boy but be a girl then genderfluid really does sound like the most accurate label, if you want to bother with labels at all.
>>6983328
>tfw this board is 100% male, us and the chasers
>>6983318
>Tfw Faye finally pays attention to you
I'll ease you into the cocklust bby. We'll make out while sucking a boy's cock. And then I'll hold your hand while you go at it alone. ;)
>>6983324
Mmkay
>>6983334
I wish I had some rn. I dont know where to get any..
>>6983351
girl boy boy boy
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa
>>6983352
Not really, we've had the occasional ftm or cis girl visitor.
i wanna b ded
>>6983360
I have a card. I just go to the dispensary desu
>>6983353
I'm not going to say that's hot
But that's hot
hi i would like to purchase one drug please
>>6983347
i don't have any friends though
>>6983351
i just
dont even know with me
reply if you filtered me
>>6983377
filter me
>>6983351
I like the concept but I don't think it matches reality - but then again there are people who believe in being a unicorn and they are the happiest people. My ex believed in magic and she cuddled and stuff. If hiding behind fiction makes people happy, I really don't think a fluid concept of "gender" is the worst. And realistically we don't know enough about what gender is yet to even say.
>>6983369
same
>>6983349
This is a promise with a catch
Only if you're looking can it find you
'Cause true love is searching too
But how can it recognize you
Unless you step out into the light?
Don't be sad I know you will
But don't give up until
True love finds you in the end
>>6983377
I should.
>>6983382
kill me Shannon
>>6983370
Must be nice to live where its legal.
>>6983377
What do we do if we havent?
>>6983318
Is that a scar on your neck?
>>6983382
just smoke weed all the time. It makes life tolerable
>>6983369
same. I'm to the point of damage control, trying to pay off outstanding bills before it happens so I make as small a splash as possible. The alternative is of course, ridiculous.
>>6983334
holy fuck i know that feel, before i started hrt weed was the only reason i didint commit sudoku
i have the best drug and it's called sleeping
>>6983372
There's this awesome tight knit folk punk campout called punks in the woods here. Everyone does a ton of drugs and it's mostly vagabonds. My friends are now mainly my ex's friends now though so it'd be weird if I went.
>when you're so depressed that getting high only makes it worse
I need stronger drugs.
>>6983334
nothing wrong with a bit of weed, i'm rolling a joint right now
>>6983387
I couldn't kill anyone, I can't even kill myself
>>6983392
I am genuinely scared of being caught and arrested, not because its illegal but because thats the kind of thing happens to me
>>6983360
just walk upto literally any homeless person and ask if they are selling or if anyone they know is. alternatively go to a college campus smoking area and ask anyone.
>>6983398
will it make my dick hard tho?
I smoke weed literally all day every day. I spend 40 bucks every 2 weeks on weed and make it last. I have a small little pipe I used to use and never clean and punish myself smoking until I would like start like throwing up like a drug addict. Now I wash it before I use it every time and smile and try to smoke other randoms out in the suburban dog park near my house. I want to go back to college and host parties in honor of GREAT HUMMINGBIRD OCTOPUS DRAGON. Play smash and grope each other.
>>6983406
sometimes when you wake up
>>6983394
okie
eat banann
>>6983412
That goes away on HRT
>>6983394
*filters u
>>6983415
tfw no banann in the house :^(
>>6983415
too sad for hugg :(
>>6983405
I had a friend who'd try going up to homeless people, that's how she ended up buying crack.
At least he did actually have weed for sale though when he was leading us off back to his squat I was thinking there was something rather more untoward going on.
>>6983383
i do not believe it will.
>>6983411
I smoke bong tokes all day, and spend $100 a week at least on weed
>>6983419
lauren be happy pls
do you wanna talk
>>6983416
I love it. It went away after only 4 days on spiro.
>>6983376
That's fine too.
>>6983431
what would we talk about
>>6983429
I never allowed myself in 2 years of smoking everyday to build tolerance like that.
>>6983435
anything you want
>>6983433
Oh shit I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it. I've been on over a month.
>>6983440
lil chara will fite you
>>6983420
>I had a friend who'd try going up to homeless people, that's how she ended up buying crack.
do you mean buying Crack on accident on on purpose, becuse yea it's. possible to buy laced weed just don't smoke it if it crackles like pop rocks. if she bought it on purpose then it's irrelevant
>>6983371
I know, right? Only girls get to truly enjoy that sort of degenerate stuff.
>>6983445
[Act] [Hug]
>>6983419
It's ok I'll hugg you twice ;_;
hugg lauren
hugg lauren
What's wrong?
>>6983418
You can nibble my banann
.///.
>>6983445
dump Chara folder
>>6983447
On purpose. We bought the weed. He later got out some crack and offered us both a hit. I said "no thank you" because I didn't fancy being a crack addict but also it's nice to say thanks because drugs are expensive.
She took some and predictably wanted more. That's how she ended up buying crack.
>>6983459
well it's her fault then. also you should have stopped her fuck
>>6983466
*him
>>6983453
o///o
e-elanna..
>>6983447
>laced weed
Found the kid who has never bought or sold weed lmao. You're a retard if you think anyone laces weed. Niggers in the ghetto might drip PCP on their own weed to use as a catalyalizer so it isn't so harsh, but there IS NO ECONOMIC BENEFIT TO SELLING LACED MARAUAJA BUD so dealers NEVER DO THIS.
>>6983457
I only have 150 chara pics in my chara folder
>>6983453
>Tfw you'll never nibble elanna's banannan
fresh mem
I wanna be a pretty girl for halloween
THIS IS LIKE ANNUDAH SHOAH
DELET THIS
>>6983314
o, i didn't half to talk...
>>6983474
o///o
U can play with the little stalk
I-if you want bae
>>6983487
Woh that's even more ns
So lewd
>>6983517
Elana is srs good
>>6983517
omg im pure lani
b-but maybe a little
>>6983492
>ywn be a qt girl for holloween
aer we all just sisyphus? is pasine to pass, when it won't happen our boulder? i feel like i am kinda, not the like bound ot it by the gods, but the absurdity of chasing the impossible ;-;
>>6983510
oh niiice
>>6983517
I can't make my fingers bend that way.
>>6983523
what?
>>6983528
yeah..
>>6983530
i don't tho..... my shoulders fuck me in the clothes i like okay ;-;
>>6983532
oh damn i never knew that guy's name
>>6983537
how are you alice
>>6983542
I'm good. A little bored i guess.
Name ONE (1) single thing this year you have been satisfied with.
>>6983546
>Being a sophist
>2032-16
>>6983550
the food I ate >/////<
>>6983546
I like the one where uranos gets his balls cut off and the sickle becomes corfu
>>6983550
My own lyrics. But it's rough because I'm having trouble producing music with them. Also my cyborg characters and world building. It's larger than Harry Potter universe now :l I spent most of my thought time in that paracosm
>>6983550
the pizza pookie stole from me
>>6983550
getting on hormones.
going to a concert of my favorite band.
not much else :/
This thread just came in time. I just tripped the first time. I felt ok and overwhelmed during it but now I'm coming down from the high and I feel absoutely depresssed. Never doing it again. I want to rethink my whole life completely. Someone save me.
>>6983521
The srs itself: no
The result: yes
>>6983522
You won't be pure for long after you flick my del monte monster
>>6983529
I'm confused
>>6983550
My own lyrics. But it's rough because I'm having trouble producing music with them. Also my cyborg characters and world building. It's larger than Harry Potter universe now :l I spent most of my thought time in that paracosm
Grow me a night flower / star shower - kiss me on the lips with some / white girl power.
Now they calling me a racist / slit my wrist basic / DOWN TO THE BASEMENT (giggle).
I got lots of lyrics :p
>>6983517
Elanna does your pussy get wet on its own
yo neet man poster from yesterday, if you're here again give me a clue to what your steam is
>>6983550
Nothing
>>6983566
>>6983550
Hair growth
>>6983550
I had a pretty good long distance internet pseudo-relationship with someone I met on /mtfg/ for a while, it didn't work out but it was pretty fun while it lasted.
I want to be loved by someone with out hurting them
>>6983586
And I think it'd be cool if you jumped off a bridge, but we can't always get what we want.
>>6983592
why talk about cronos when you could have talked about Aphrodite springing forth from Uranos's severed balls
>>6983596
I jumped out of a plane because I am cool desu
eh i tried to record something different but it didnt come out the same
https://clyp.it/f4xliibz
pitch is almost right but intonation needs work, probably resonance too but i wasnt even trying in that clip desu
>>6983600
yeah, but uranos got a free orchi ;-;
>>6983550
Cock.
>>6983550
Being able to filter obvious gay man dragqueens.
>>6983550
I legitimately can't think of any
>>6983606
Try it without a parachute next time :)
>>6983550
i dont think i have one
>>6983608
And in doing so created a goddess of love.
>>6983571
Yeah but not a lot?
Idk I do need lube but it's nbd
>>6983580
:^)
>>6983615
no :P
>>6983619
Who did your srs?
okay im going to sleep
ill probably be up in a few hours and end up playing vidya all night like yesterday buuuut
goodnight for now
>>6983619
*patpat*
>>6983619
eww neovag is nasty
thx for the pizza
>>6983623
go bed gf emi
Come hang out with a bunch of trannies and get in voice and practice your voice.
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
>>6983623
sleep tight
also your voice is really nice
i am envious :sob:
>>6983626
>Cody
I thought your boyname was Alex
>>6983550
Pretty much everything, because I don't suffer from crippling depression like all of the trans girls in this thread.
>>6983629
I don't like that name.
Sad memories desu.
>>6983622
Brassard
>>6983624
K
>>6983623
Goodnight nimmy
is it ill-advised to style your own eyebrows? realistically i can't go into a salon or anything, though idk if i have the tools to even do it at home.
>>6983635
Do you ever wish you have a real vagina? Did SRS help with dysphoria?
>>6983636
facial nair
>>6983636
Go to a salon
>>6983640
>hey transgirl, ya ever wish you were a real girl?
>>6983636
>>6983636
>realistically i can't go into a salon or anything
just do it
ask for the girliest brows they can give you
>>6983644
>That
>Professional
Smh
>>6983636
get some tweezers. some expensive ones or it's really frustrating. I was reccomended Tweezerman brand.
There's shaping guides online
>>6983640
Yes, srs helped with my dysphoria a lot. It was the kind that cropped up in relationships more than anything else, and it hasn't cropped up since.
Idk, every once in a while I'll wish I had a real one but for all intents and purposes it's close enough. I don't get dysphoria over my genitals these days.
>>6983644
>plucking from the top
at least google how to do it first...
>>6983649
In fairness this picture is bad on purpose to expose the birthmark blond side of my eyebrow. But on some real shit it's really fucking a joke. She offered to fix it I told her "lmfao" ain't like the eyebrows are changing how fucked I am
>>6983655
ask your mom to give you the girliest eyebrows you can get
>>6983648
No. Do it
>>6983657
She waxed the bottom. No top pluck. It's frustrating though, I can micro solder spy equipment, computers, phones... But can't make my face do what I want.
what if two dog was spin
http://www.strawpoll.me/11331183
>tfw you were sad but now drugs made you not sad
>tfw your sister called you a cuck
>>6983652
>tfw your life plans if you were a cis gril mostly involve settling down and having kids
>tfw don't know what your life plans are when you're a trans girl
>>6983674
Eat dark chocolate. It will make you less sad.
>>6983680
>tfw your life plans if you were a cis girl mostly involve transitioning to male
>tfw don't know what your life plans are when you're a trans girl
>>6983679
well are you??
>>6983679
well, are you a cuck?
>>6983680
>tfw attracted to trans girls and cis girls
>want kids, but can't get them from trans girls
>artifical wombs won't be a thing for at least a few decades
Alas, one cannot have it all.
>>6983680
basically every girl from my highschool stayed in the area and got pregnant 3 times to guys with good jobs
I get... to hold their kids?
>>6983550
Trump winning the general election vote but not winning in the correct atates and thus not getting enough electoral college votes to be elected president
>>6983492
I would fuck a potato, I heard their sex drive is out the roof, they can't get preggers, and their cunnys are SUPER tight.
>>6983694
I'll get you pregnant :)
>>6983704
>Wanting to fuck Amy Victoria
>Tfw
>>6983704
>>6983708
>>6983694
;~;
Idk I don't even get that really. Everyone I know thinks I hate kids
They're partially correct. I hate other people's kids and being around kids because they make me bitter and sad.
>>6983693
Did you bank?
>>6983684
But why, you're already on the better team.
>>6983694
why dont you get pregnant three times to guys with good jobs?
god bless HRT
>>6983712
Did you bank?
>>6983712
Bank?
>>6983708
Is he a potato? I'm taking cis female potatoes, those down syndrome babbies.
>>6983717
No
In the end it didnt matter because I like boys anyways
>>6983718
Freeze ur genetic material for the possibility of having kids with a cis girl.
>>6983721
It's like you think fatherhood is defined by conception.
It's not like a child conceived with banked sperm would ever see you as their father anyways.
>>6983694
At least you get to hold their kids. I helped some women get pregnant, and all I get to do is talk to some of the kids on the phone. At least they call me mom now.
>>6983728
>It's not like a child conceived with banked sperm would ever see you as their father anyways
but you would know
every time you saw them you would know that you produced the sperm that created that person
>>6983712
I'm not sure it's still the right team for me.
>>6983728
Do you think womb transplants will ever happen???
The ywn be a mom feel is kicking up
>>6983728
Tfw no bf to com inphantom vagina
I didn't bank and I don't regret it.
>>6983716
how long have you been on hormones? ^^
>>6983712
>trans girl
>right team
Lol
>>6983741
same
besides
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/02/23/babies-with-two-biological-same-sex-parents-could-become-a-reality-in-just-two-years/
>>6983728
I have not done so, no. I might consider it if I find myself getting serious with a cute trans girl.
>>6983735
>wanting to be a mother
Classic comedy
>>6983735
I doubt they ever will
At least not in our lifetime
>>6983730
;_;
Worst feel
>>6983748
Wait, banking for a relationship with a trans girl? What?
>>6983733
Do actual cis male dads even think like this?
What a dehumanising way to view your children.
>>6983741
Same
What should i eat tonight?
ok, i wrote that 1-page response about the odyssey, so i have the rest of my day off. which means i don't have to keep read about how odysseus is being held as a sex prisoner by calypso
>>6983735
I get that feeling every day, anon.
It's the only thing that really gives me dysphoria.
>>6983747
They can make egg cells your own DNA? O:
That opens surrogacy as an option. Can you imagine two transbians fighting over who gets to be the egg?
>>6983752
sunflower seeds :3
>>6983752
Pizza.
>>6983752
Other hamsters
>>6983751
i think that drawing got the shape of kurisu's face wrong
>>6983758
Who gets to supply the mitochondrial DNA?
>>6983763
the mother.
or a progenitor to a clone.
whichever i guess
opinion on shotas?
I hope I live to see womb transplants just to know how TERFs will shift the goalposts next.
>>6983770
isla is my favorite shota princess
>>6983770
too young
Thnx btw parrot <3
>>6983763
The banks bby! The banks own everything!
Feeel the Bern! Maka America Great Again! Hope? Yes we can!
#ImWithHer
Bank the sperm give the.MtDna CRispr Vagines!
I'm wet with excitement!
>>6983781
hello
>>6983741
Samesame
>>6983782
Kids are only best to use as test subjects
anyway, can we get some more that sweet-ass voice porn?
>>6983782
This is what I can hope for as well
Idk if I'll ever adopt anyways
I want to be a mom but then again I don't want to have to live with the fact that me being messed up ended up messing up another person.
>>6983745
Beats being a guy
Fuck that noise
>>6983762
Yeah a little
I don't want to still be at work I want to be getting dicked rn ;<
>>6983784
I know, I mean like an option for us.
>>6983786
I just wanna help son kid be successful and have them be well off and happy and I dunno I just really want one. They don't care if you're hideous like me for the first few years, and they'll still want to be around you ;-;
>>6983792
I know this feel. I'm scared I'll be the worst mom, but I still real want it..
>>6983770
First of all, I got to tell you that I just got backed by 3 paychologists nd 2 psychiatrists in this.
Having being been an abused shota IRL I can tell you it's not like the chinese cartoons at all! You feel dirty, betrayed and unworthy of love and affection!
I got to tell you, being kid who knew she was trans from when she was 2 and getting abused and manipulated at 5 is not great. i think Anon will agree with me that maybe shota comics are an escape, but the little kids getting their penis rubbed by adults and then forcing them to steal panties from Russia. No that is not how to make transgender women great
>>6983783
What's up?
>>6983792
Don't understand how that would guarantee you mess them up like wouldn't that help you be a more knowledgeable mother regarding mental issues? And with how fucked up many cis parents are you'll probably be fine.
Plus, tranny mother is probably better than no mother.
I'm adopting someday fo sho assuming I ever get married.
>>6983798
not much.
just craving those sweet whipers
>>6983795
You think kids want a tranny for a parent.
Most don't.
>>6983802
*whispers
>>6983752
You should enjoy a medium rare cut of beef tenderloin, paired with a glass of rosé wine.
>>6983803
You're right. It's selfish for me to have a kid.
>>6983795
I would make you my wife if I was boy, you know.
You're like a ray of sunshine and love and so cute i'd spend.my days kissing you and hugging you.
But it's not a viable option, because as I'm trans I would probably be wearing your panties and posting on a vietnamese grass fish trap site posting pics and stuff.
:) <3
>>6983778
<3
>>6983782
painkillers
>>6983798
haven't seen each other in a while, have we?
>>6983807
the what now
>>6983818
Naw I think it's been a while, you haven't been posting
>>6983803
>Thinking kids don't want tranny parents
You've never been in an orphanage, have you?
>Not knowing edgy teens wish they were born out of artificial placentas with.mix and match DNA.
>>6983817
muq
>>6983820
somebody posted an video w/ a dude whispering sexy things into his mic last night.
it was great
>>6983826
Oh!
Sounds lewd.
i feel like im. too old for this thread im almost 19
>>6983825
muq u
im transgender
>>6983795
I know I'd be an awful parent
owell
>>6983801
Idk, I'm a walking mess of insecurities, I don't want to think of what that might do to a kid. Yes, I know my way around mental health stuff and drug abuse and shit, but what the hell would I even say to my kid if I busted them doing drugs?
>>6983830
bb I'm turning 27 in a few weeks, ur far from old lol
>>6983833
what waifu
please don't do heroin
I really really really really don't enjoy Sass's shitposting at all.
I don't even think it even qualifies as shitposting.
>>6983828
i guess it is. maybe just a little bit
>>6983844
remember when you called me a qt snoozer
that was nice
>>6983834
wow, gay
>>6983836
Well you don't have to worry about it all at once you can start worrying about drugs the child is getting to that age.
And if you are raising kids with a partner you can work together to find solutions. Nobody is a perfect parent but doing your best is usually enough to be a great one.
>>6983834
Hi transgender I'm dad.
>>6983847
hugg elann
LF FOR TRASH
>>6983842
A guy sent me a recording of him reading me a bedtime story once.
>>6983848
ooo, someone's in trouble.
looks like transgender isn't getting her allowance this week.
maybe dad is going to shave her head as well
>>6983846
a sleepy little snoozer
>>6983853
My ex gave an STD scare
:^)
>>6983853
what was the story?
nim elanna and maeve are the best
>>6983833
pleb y do u not have a bf yet pls respond
>>6983863
>Tfw sass is never listed in an "best of lists"
>>6983868
who is that
sass is the best
i just finished a bunch of homework. now i can finally rest easy knowing that for once in my life i haven't procrastinated.
>>6983869
that's so cute
>>6983869
No STDs for me either!
:^)
>>6983875
I knoooooow
the only thing is his voice is way more feminine than mine so I get jealous sometimes :<
I ended up having buffalo wings.
Hey disgusting degerates
How do configure foobar2000 columnsUI
>>6983874
you look familiar....
>>6983881
GOOD CHOICE
>>6983884
oh youve probably seen me in susans
hugs xxx
>>6983874
tfw currently procrastinating
>>6983886
xaxa
>>6983874
>Not leaving stuff for the last possible moment.
Ha ha! What a nerd!
>>6983873
Maeve is best!
>>6983871
>Not knowing who sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Vote in.my poll, gringos! Free nachos!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>6983889
i'm procrastinating with my physics shit bc fuck that
>>6983888
thanks.
i'm not a member over there. but i have looked around
>tfw get $1000 check in 9 hours
electrolysis is almost mine
>>6983851
hugg lauren
>>6983863
*nim and maeve are the best
>>6983895
remember that selfmedding is dangerous hon xx
>>6983896
That's all you make?
l m a o
>>6983893
I just can't be bothered
>>6983881
>tfw you're influential
>>6983898
>Not listing Sass.
Indeed
>>6983900
A grand every 2 weeks is fine by me since all my bills for a month only total to $350 bucks. I get this entire check to myself.
I'm so sexually frustrated that I want to become a camwhore despite being stealth with my dream job. >_<
>>6983899
you mean over here?
i don't think it's particularly safe either.
come to think of it your alias is familiar too
>>6983908
Marry me Kayla, and give me US citizenship.
>tfw you know you're being a child about your issues but being aware of this doesn't help you rationalize any of them
It's like why should I even have to come out, it seems such a silly thing and suicide provides less dishonour to family. my wonton soup will taste just as good tomorrow morning with tea, I don't need to force it down now if I'm full. The friendly internet person is interested in you cause they think you're a real grill, not because of your nice chrome interior.
>>6983905
$160 a session but the person who does it is a bad ass bitch
>>6983909
Marry me anon and give USstealth citizenship
>>6983904
It was before i saw the responses actually.
So good at prediction.
>>6983905
I don't like sunflower seeds though.
^=^
>>6983908
If your happy being poor fine with me.
>>6983907
still, it's really sweet gesture.
i don't think i'd be able to handle how sweet that is if i were in your position
post pics of your favorite trips. i need them
for reasons.
thank.
>>6983918
Dude leave me alone. Mooching off daddy doesn't make you rich you uneducated spud.
>>6983926
Kaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6983926
It's cute how little you know about me kayla.
<3
>>6983923
Eh, I post a lot on a really gay imageboard so I'm actually used to being on the receiving end of sweet gestures.
>>6983918
we had the same thing for dinner
how does that make you feel
did u get the spicy ones
Ugh
What am I gonna do with my life?!
People kind of expect you to know as you get farther into your 20's
>>6983934
Spicy for how small i am i suppose.
>>6983933
You mistake me for someone who gives a fuck.
twerp
>>6983924
Amy Victoria
>>6983946
kys and stop posting here
>>6983944
I don't think spiciness depends on body size
What dating websites do you prefer to use? I'm new to this..
wtb cummies
i want to put kayla in a zoo and earn thousands for discovering a new species
>>6983950
put on a name then cry
I guess my night posts lack Q U A L I T Y
>>6983950
That's mean
my nips are acting up,
being all like, "alines, are you receiving? we're still here"
>>6983953
groobydating
>>6983955
right here
>>6983960
Mine have been super itchy the past two days
>>6983918
>If your happy being poor fine with me.
you have no money, retard.
>>6983946
U used to, u used to
>>6983961
>kiwi will never give u cummies
W O R S T F E E L
>>6983963
mine have been itching too
>>6983961
>groobydating
Really? I would rather be on a gay site I think..
>>6983945
We both know you care silly.
>>6983952
Well, im weak too all forms of things and i blame it on my height.
>>6983965
Lol, yeah i do.
"Retard" / kayla probably.
>>6983967
>kiwi will eventually give you cummies
>>6983950
whoa
>>6983960
>tfw nipples have no feeling at all
>>6983967
Lucky for me, I won't have that feel since Kiwi is going to give me her cummies.
>>6983967
maybe
>>6983970
no not really i was joking
>>6983972
i don't shag dudes broseph
Id like for one fucking time not to be made fun of here. I mean god damn you are all more pathetic then me if you get entertainment out of putting someone down. Edgy tweens everywhere.
>>6983970
>>groobydating
>almost read as 'goobydating'
>>6983977
Stop being a little bitch and you might not get so much shit.
>>6983974
Will u bank?
>>6983977
hugg kay
>>6983977
this is 4chan you fucking retard
>>6983975
Wait, ur a transbian now?
>>6983977
Marry me pleeze :( make me honest us citizen.
>>6983960
Iktf. Except mine are like, "Charlotte, we're going to make you feel agony if anything touches us."
I'm just wondering when my nips are going to actually get bigger than nickels.
>>6983971
Why are you starting shit with people?
>>6983988
what country are you from sass
>>6983977
Maybe you shouldn't be so emotionally unstable lol.
>>6983980
KORDYYYYY <3
>>6983985
Slowly turning into something else.
>>6983989
I'm not silly goose.
>>6983992
Yo wattup muh nig.
>>6983996
Hi Kiwi!!!!
how do i stop myself from anxiously worrying all the time
i want to stop
no matter how rationally i work myself through things i cannot escape feeling my impending doom
>>6983992
>Maybe you shouldn't be so emotionally unstable lol.
>not starting shit
die already, christ
>>6984001
trip on Lauren
>>6984001
try LSD
Edie needs our tips quickly!
chat ur bate com/meanbabe/
>>6983996
I just like romance but i guess it is stupid
>>6983996
B-but boys have sexy boy penises ;~;
>>6983998
no, do you have downs or something
>>6984009
>our
youre edie though
fuck off and quit advertising your shit
>>6984015
>those cuts on the arm
>>6984013
I'm talking to Kat on the phone. She's stupid high off of an edible I gave her.
It's p funny. She's walking around the Castro district.
>>6983990
From GT.
Ever since I left the city,
you, you got exactly what you asked for
Running out of pages in your passport
Hanging with some girls I've never seen before...
>tfw you are forced to live an existence in which testosterone permanently ruined your body
>>6984023
cordy im sad
help
>>6984023
Tell Kat i said hi!
>>6984026
Remember, there is always an easy way out...
What's the problem?
>>6983999
ohaiyo gozaimasu cordelia chan desu~
>>6984010
i like romance too but you can't really force it imo..
it has to come naturally
dating sites aren't the best for that
>>6984014
girls can have sexy girl penises too
>>6984001
>tfw no vagina
>>6984025
I know that feel
>>6984007
LSD when you're anxiously worrying all the time isn't a good idea. psychedelics are so mood dependant.
>>6984005
oh, hey lauren
i hope you're doing okay
kinda funny, im usually the one that comforts you, now here i am
sometimes i just wanna check myself into a hospital even though i dont need to so i can at least find out if im actually dying
This was stuck in my head for some reason and now it is stuck in your heads too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiy5HO4VKEA
>>6983957
kill yourself my man
>>6984025
I don't know maeve you can be p cute with surgery and hrt
>>6984033
>tfw you don't find girl penis sexy
>>6984025
all you need is a new nose a lip lift and some lip fillers
>>6984015
> posts a face that looks a cross between alcohol fetl syndrome and down's syndrome
You shoukd gwt genetic teating or KYS
>>6983977
you've been a piece of shit for years, and you continue to be a piece of shit.
theres a reason most people hate you.
>>6984044
I love you Oryx
>>6984045
i'm sorry elanna
it's an acquired taste
>>6984046
my gf is kawaii
>>6984046
AWh <3
>accidentally buy padded compression shorts
>accidentally put them on
>...accidentally get sad after i take them off
im boy :(
>>6984053
I love you Kryer
what are we hearing right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5yxCdA07Ms
this for me
i would like to have a gf very much it would be really nice
>>6984013
It's too bad you have to resort to picking on kayla when you're down. If you could go outside every now and then, or even bathed regularly, you'd probably feel better.
anyway, I have classes to be at tomorrow morning, so I can't stay around to bully you again <3
>>6984035
:\
>>6984043
but I'm not maeve. :s
>>6984049
i'm pretty flattered you'd say that's all I need. I actually don't mind my lips. how about a jaw reconstruction + clef chin shave. pls just kill me. Here are my lips. idk why they look so small in the other pic,
I think my chin/jaw never gonna let me pass unless I can get them fixed. But I'm saving to to Mars not FFS. :\
>>6984061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUxfnCfZOQg
>>6984055
I'm not sure I can acquire a taste for girl anything
;~;
...except possibly cuddles
>>6984061
https://youtu.be/RTF8XtZJAyA
>>6984062
a gf/bf would be nice
it'd be nice to have self-worth
>>6984061
i just realized.
i don't really listen to much of my old music anymore.
nowadays, it's stuff almost like this
post what you ate today
me:
>70 cal peach yogurt
>ice coffee
>one seasoned breadstick
>>6984068
rip MCR
>>6984068
liplift and a nosejob
>>6984068
maeve future qt pi pls
>Bruce "it's a man, baby" Jenner considering detransitioning
Did I miss the discussion or wasn't there one yet?
>>6984081
same
>>6984075
>tfw wanna wear hanster ears and whisjers with a cure pink scarf and get treated like a hanster
>>6984075
You are my favorite cockwallet
>>6984065
Awhh moap's orbiter trying to act tough and bully me. Cuuuuute
>>6984066
She is my waifu too.
>>6984081
Didn't they already say that they weren't gonna detrans and that it was just a rumor?
we do not deserve maeve
>>6984040
G uat e m ala
>>6984077
oh jeez of course. i forgot to add
>one vlasic pickle
>>6984081
Read one of those clickbait articles?
>>6984061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-o61MUhDY
>>6984066
you know it
>>6984070
there's a time and place for everything elanna
even girldique
>>6984086
>orbiter
nice word-choice, faggot
>>6984084
>tfw no bf to feed me sunflower seeds
fuck this gay earth
>>6984085
>>6984088
.///.
Maeve deserves to be in a trashcan
wait, i think this song is really appropriate
https://youtu.be/WyClhLh_C6o
>>6984096
*pets and kisses*
>>6984092
Yes actually, when I'm bored I flip through the articles the Android Google app recommends.
>>6984094
At what time and/or place is girldick appropriate for someone who doesn't like the ladies?
wait holy shit charles
May is on the radio holy shit
>>6984089
>sass is a spic
damn
/mtfg/ im feeling feels and i dont know what to do
help please
>>6984108
cut your balls off lol
>>6984105
i don't have all the answers
i just know what i know
>>6984108
no one loves you, you'll die alone, everyone eventually will leave you, you are nothing but a street rat, you'll die a street rat and only your fleas will mourn you
im sad
>>6984077
>two slices of buttered toast
>a clif bar
>an egg/sausage sandwich at work
>buffalo wings
not that much today
>>6984108
Feeling things just seems burdensome.
>>6984108
have you been getting you're titty skittles?
>>6984118
yes chara you're very lucky
>>6984097
am fond of the trashcan aesthetic
>>6984099
i don't get the meme either
back to your orignal post though, i think you look pretty good ^^
your shoulders look really tiny, but maybe that's because we can'tsee the rest of your body
are you planning on getting ffs?
>>6984108
if you can, just cry. it's a nice physical way to release emotions
>>6984116
why so sad anon :(
>>6984112
rip
I'll never be the chaser I set out to be if I can't even get into girldiq
>>6984118
It's difficult sometimes.
>>6984127
how far the greats have fallen
>>6984121
That tail looks like it's coming out of her asshole.
>>6984127
>tfw no bf
>>6984123
So im told.
>>6984128
Seems like it would be.
>>6984121
i have
ive been good about taking them
unless im feeling the hit from missed doses earlier this week
but i dont think its that
i think its addiction withdrawal
being so lonely
dying
very unsatisfied with my life
love problems
>>6984126
i wanna be held and cry against someone
i dont wanna cry alone in bed
tips on marrying maeve?
do i need to buy an expensive ring you think?
>>6984126
>am fond of the trashcan aesthetic
do u like apple products?
>>6984130
Yup
Unintended consequences
I just transitioned to chase trannies and now I don't even like girls
Don't make the mistake of taking estrogen n stuff
>>6984139
>I just transitioned to chase trannies and now I don't even like girls
what a cruel existence
>>6984138
>tips on marrying maeve?
>do i need to buy an expensive ring you think?
>>6984126
>are you planning on getting ffs?
I mean. I suppose, if I can afford it. I'm saving to travel to mars on the first colonization expedition though. I'm going to be the first great Martian composer and pianist. I will open The First Martian Conservatory and teach an entire planet of musicians and artisans.
I appreciate it btw. My shoulders are 16 1/2 inches.
Let me know if you ever figure out that meme.
>>6984132
o shit, it does. i'd better get rid of it from my harddrive.
btw, that character's a boy.
they're all boys.
i thought i'd use the cat's name b/c he looks the best, also b/c i thought it would be funny
>>6984147
you look like a fucking vampire
>>6984138
why are you here?
shouldnt you be out fucking stacies?
I mean you arent that bad looking and you are a complete asshole so you should be drowning in roasties
you know those hot peppers they put in salads...love them...
>>6984152
i get bored at night when im home and dont wanna play games
also most of my senior friends are off to college and my OW group stops playing this time
and i can be nice you nigger
>>6984149
>btw, that character's a boy.
>they're all boys.
of course
I should have known when I saw it was a Japanese game
>>6984151
This is good I suppose. I would prefer witch but ok. I tour in a prog metal band so I guess you could say I'm "le edgy" if you feel me fampai.
>>6984107
>Sass a spic
stronzo pezzo di merda figlio di putana!
I am and I ain't :)
>>6984158
Hey! It's you! Hi! We talked once but I think I had a different name! I joined an emo/math rock band this week!
>>6984147
i suppose that's a more prosperous way to spend your money..
good luck on that
>>6984138
i only marry people for political power mmmmm yeah
>>6984158
no i mean your abnormally pale skin and strong facial features make you look like a legitimate vampire
if your ears were pointy youd be perfect
>>6984157
it's actually a pretty fun game
>>6984155
>i can be nice you nigger
you really cant
>>6984168
>tfw not weeb enough to read Japanese
Why does this thread suck ass?
I feel i'm somewhat responsible.
why does this thread suck ass?
i feel i'm somewhat responsible
>>6984174
Have we met before?
Let's make another thread
I'll kill it with rando images
>>6984163
I only marry people for cuddles
>>6984173
me neither. that doesn't stop me from playing though.
& for what it's worth, there was a time when alines was actually female, as far as i can tell
>>6984178
Kiwi, i fucking love u! You're a riot.
Let's make another thread with pookie and /k/ordelia
>>6984160
Uhm, hi hello how are you? Yeah? That sounds fun. I finished a new 8 minute piece this week. Put in 45 hours in the last 10 days. :)
Also doing some scoring work for Warner Bros. Woohoo? lol
>>6984163
For sure. I'm going to Mars one way or another. The only thing that will stop me is nuclear holocaust or total societal collapse.
>>6984167
I'll read it as a compliment. :) maybe I that should be my look. At least I'd pass as something right?
>>6984183
Io sonno italiana!
>>6984064
so do u have an e-bf right now