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>>6984190
froggo?
hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
first for ymo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFu66ye6YWM
First for someone cuddle me
How do I schedule SRS
Also I'm soooo highhh
>>6984190
also, you forgot the link to the previous thread
>>6984190
darnit i was making a new thread
couldnt even let me have that
why am i crying right now over this holy shit
>>6984202
not quite first
but i second this notion
>>6984190
>▶ Voice Training: https://foretmtl.bandcamp.com/
why do we even have a copypasta, honestly
>>6984194
That's awful
I don't want that
>>6984203
>SRS doesnt lower your height
>>6984203
what did you take?
>>6984190
>tfw not riding a dick rn
>>6984203
Having a vagina is the best.
>>6984213
I'm a proud tall aryan
>>6984216
My hot straight best friend who loves me is coming over to give me the dick, and innocent cuddles, and cook together, and non judgemental of my obvious hon-ness.
why is the smell of a man so intoxicating ugh
>>6984206
i could delete this and you could make it if you want
>>6984221
youre a mutant that must be euthanized before you get loose on the street and kill people
>>6984211
it's been like that for more than a week
>>6984220
You have one? What's it like?
i took two cns depressants together lol
>>6984226
At least I'm cute
Bully me
>>6984225
its okay
i just wanted to do it and then leave
i thought it would make not posting easier
>When you work night but get to go home early and get paid for all hours
Whats happening slags, I mean, ladies.
>>6984234
who's that sitting all weird in the chair?
>>6984224
p h e r e m o n e s
which I'm not sure are a real thing but they may as well be
>>6984234
did i accidentally call you cute?
does that mean you wont get so depressed over my insults anymore?
thats such shit
>>6984203
I got to tell youi have 200 doctors backing me nd i the next week i might jave 600 endocrinologist. When you say srs, the thi g you wnt really is a uterus, but even anon will agree with me that a uterus needs ovaries.
I have daughter and she has ovaries that gave her three children which are making america great.
Even anon will agree that ovaries are worthless without a uterus becuse a vagina is a co duct to go to the uterus.
I have a 10 year old boy without a uterus, and anon knows this and even if endocrinologist wanted to give him a uterus, which I think is up to the states to decide upon, then the uterus would actuañly be a vagine and not a vulva, and that's how we make america great.
>>6984230
Normal?
Idk whats a dick like? lol
>>6984213
Oye, tu español es bueno.
¿porque aprendiste a hablar español y no otro idioma?
>>6984237
Just being a slag I guess and crying over hurtful words.
>>6984252
i'm a "cis men" repression case too
but i wouldn't harass anyone on here
you guys are mean enough to each other you don't need help lol
>>6984249
b/c nobody has the time for being a polyglot
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
>>6984244
I'm not insulted anymore
Just be nice to me!!!!
>>6984245
Thank you
>>6984254
*sticks a needle of estrogen in ur butte*
>>6984257
no
no
no
>>6984249
pues
vivo en un pueblito en california, ves
así mi escuela secundaria ofreció soló español o idioma seña
y quise algo útil para mi vida
>>6984213
I'm starting french clases on monday!
Yay!
donde esta la biblioteca
me llamo t bone
la araña discoteca
>>6984261
lol
others have tried
>>6984267
Sass I keep looking at your fenis
>>6984269
Why not be nice to me?
this is prob the last time ill use this camera. so sad rip. hopefully new one will be here tomorrow.
does anyone have lip suggestions tho?? like, i really dont know the different between what stuff is and im looking to just get them thicker but look as natural as possible.
>dkn du skall inte pratar svenska
rip mig
>>6984266
"Pues"
Dang, That's like legit Guatemala slang.
I like u more now drakeposter, 2 bad you hate me for being a wop spic
>>6984266
"b/c i used to live in a small village in california.
my high school only taught spanish & sign language
& i wanted to learn something useful for my life"
tfw :(
>>6984273
Wha? Did you save it? Unsee post it foe 30 mins pleeeeeese!
>>6984282
U look cute
>>6984282
tfw what? tfw you pass and are beautiful.
fuckkkkkkkkkkk u
>>6984283
Im just thinking about srs a lot and everyone posted their fenises yesterday
>>6984282
>iktf
At least you're cute.
>6 months trying to get psych appointment for hrt referral
>literally the fucking night before, they reschedule to 'we'll tell you when'
>deadname in email even tho they fucking know
i'm tired
>>6984282
qt
your lips look fine to me idk
>>6984203
i thought you were on hormones?
what's up with that truck driver beard shadow?
hamtaro
>>6984288
Did u save sassy fenis?
Did u post youe ownn de
>>6984272
you should try force femming yourself then
couldn't hurt right?
>>6984302
i've tried too
but i keep stopping me
>>6984282
Do you like to paint also?
>>6984301
I forgot if I did it anonymously i passed out..
Like 37 years?????
>>6984275
only because you reacted so violently the first time
i just want it to go back the way it was
i miss the old times ;_;
>>6984296
i never took any classes.
my mother is venezuelan.
i'm not very good @ speaking or writing in spanish, but i can understand it very well.
same
>>6984294
im sad and in pain
>>6984273
hmm, really makes u tink
>>6984314
espero que tu no estàs desmasido marrón
>>6984317
how come? ;_;
>>6984300
i agree
>>6984294
that's infuriating
it might be soon though
like they might not completely fuck you over
>>6984310
https://unsee.
cc/nesotida/
>>6984250
Well I wouldn't have any experience with that so uh, you take your time working that out anon.
>>6984252
I been here a long time now and I'm more guilty of shitposting and hanging out for no good reason than repressing. Pls accept me for the no good cis male infringing on your safe space that I am. Because the repressing thing is really getting old.
Wearing an undershirt is actually super comfy.
Someone motivate me to do my homework
snickers
do your homework
goofball
>>6984316
aww
I mean, it's sort of okay because I started selfmedding because they couldn't get their act together, but eventually I'll have to jump through these hoops for SRS coverage and the waitlist for that is so long I wish I'd started years ago.
it keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>6984322
no, actually, i'm not brown @ all.
my older brother is a tiny bit tan though.
nuestro abuelo era un moreno
>>6984286
:) ty sassy
>>6984287
no there was a thing but i messed up
>>6984293
ty
>>6984295
so thin though :s
>>6984296
never
>>6984309
ya
>>6984317
same, kiddo
>>6984308
Oh
Don't do that ;_;
>>6984326
Cartman I'm working in retail teach me how to survive
>>6984333
But I don't wannaaaa
>>6984326
I was just kidding, actually. I'm feeling pretty good tonight.
>>6984340
i don't want me to
but i am a pain to deal with
>>6984340
>Working in retail
Boy do I feel sorry for you, I did that shit for about 3 months and said fuck it, I aint breaking my back and working 250% cause the work is endless and so is your boss demand for you to work faster. Id say look for another job and just bear with it until you find something better.
>>6984333
hey, chill with the rude words
would u kiss your mother with that mouth
>>6984324
>like they might not completely fuck you over
ehehehehehe :/
I tried to get them to do informed consent the first time but all I got was a lecture on 'gatekeeping is totally a thing you should let us do'
>>6984358
no thank you.
also, it's "gracias a dios"
Hello from Poland
>>6984353
Oh
I'm kinda doing that, I don't want to be doing cashier work for more than a few months
But in the meantime
Welp
how do you stop having emotions
>>6984349
Sweet, what makes you feel good anyways, hell, what makes anyone feel good here, I only feel alright on drugs nowadays or playing vidya but to enjoy the latter I typically need the former.
But enough about me anon, what are you still doing up on a thursday night.
>>6984374
become a computer desu
>>6984369
Don't yell at me :<
>>6984374
Blocking them
>>6984374
cypro + nothing worked for me
>>6984380
how do you do that
>>6984358
drakeposter made me cry
>>6984192
I'm mme. btw, I think that was the name I was using then
that's a lot of work... I jammed with a dude a total of about 5 hours the past few days. I'm learning his compositions on the drums.
>actual professional music work
jelllyyyy
>>6984335
GFC 2.0
>>6984375
I had a really good shower at the start of the day and my clothes were perfectly comfy so that's just kinda carried over throughout the day. Today was a nice day, and I'm still up because I don't want it to end.
>>6984374
Do enough drugs to be a zombie, would not recommend
>>6984392
good idea
Part of the reason it's so hard to leave this place is once you do you realize you're not sure who to talk to. I have many things I'd like to talk about but I'd usually talk about it here.
lol I am a hon
>>6984397
pero luego no podriás pensar
>>6984374
Early traumatic event, low socialization chances to replicate emotions.
>>6984401
But I'm so comfy
>>6984395
i took two different drugs today would that help
>>6984402
yeah pretty much
I should come out to my sisters so I can talk to them
>>6984403
Jesus, what a nighare. Where did you found that gif?
good morning
important
>>6984408
Given one of them was a probably a benzo, yeah.
I more mean recreational drugs though.
Get high until the only thing in your life that matters anymore is getting high. You won't need emotions anymore, you'll just be a husk anyways.
Not exactly a great solution tho imo
Sorry Sass..
>>6984321
>>6984411
thats me, I just made it like three minutes ago
this is what happens if you "just try to man up"/conceal don't feel
>>6984372
Yeah just try to grind through it until greener pastures come along, all you can do really. I decided to express my ass to comfy work by taking some courses, cost me about a month and a half paycheck to pay for it but it landed me the job.
>>6984391
Gotta enjoy the little things, it's all you have at times.
>and I'm still up because I don't want it to end.
I do this too and I know im just wasting my time mostly, It doesnt make sense really cause we gotta go to sleep eventually but darn humans and their weird habits amirite. I wonder if people in older times acted like this or if it's a recent modern society thing.
Gonna walk the dog now and go to sleep, gonna have to interrupt his beauty sleep, night anon.
tfw too dumb to be sad :D
i want maeve to pinch me moderately hard
>>6984424
That's abuse
lol dumb puppy
what the heck
>>6984417
aquí está una imagen vieja de mí
>>6984430
>I wonder if people in older times acted like this
Given what I know about humanity, probably. Good night Cartman.
why does this thread suck ass?
i feel i'm somewhat responsible
>>6984433
tfw dumb and sad
>>6984444
Yeah, you are.
>>6984444
Lol, copying sass now...
>>6984445
elanna
sad ist verboten
>>6984435
like this?
How is everyone doing? Been on hrt for 2 years now this month
>>6984447
It's an epic meme mom
>roomie asked me what color to paint the kitchen
>i asked if he could paint it with my brains
>he started crying
>i said im the one who should be crying, my life is hell
>>6984444
>4444
>>6984444
In a way, we're all somewhat responsible for how much this place sucks
>>6984448
Feed me happy pills
>>6984430
Owell, once i have some work experience I'm sure I can start doing that
Being a useless young adult that never worked fucked me up good
Was it seriously as easy as paying for training?
>>6984456
hugg kay
>>6984456
Should probably kill yourself already.
>>6984465
Thinking about it, thanks for the vote of confidence
>>6984444
suck my ass
>>6984468
don't kill yourself
>>6984456
Wow, you're such an asshole.
Chara is right, you should kill yourself. Jump off a cliff, please.
>>6984456
you never say that kind of shit to people
you're supposed to say
>l-lemon frosting
and then think that your brains would look good painting the walls
also you shouldn't kill yourself
>>6984190
Oh shit I posted frog dog here like 3 weeks ago I never thought I'd see it reposted. It's an old old image. Very easy to find on Google with 1 search but I remember it from /b/
Why is grimes who I should be. Why am I not grimes.
>>6984471
Nobody here cares. I have people irl who care about me and yet i treat them like shit because all i want is for people here to care about me.
>>6984470
No, you should suck my ass. And my cock.
Suck my cock while Kiwi fucks my ass.
You know this is your destiny, Pookie.
>>6984456
Why was he crying?
>>6984468
degenerate
>>6984481
I've said it several times here, and at least once to you, but;
>caring about what people here think
Rethink your life, faggot.
>>6984485
He said it makes him sad to see me so depressed and then he told me i do have value and i just laughed because according to mtfg im ugly and worthless
>>6984447
it's an epic meme bae
>>6984458
ez get
>>6984461
we're all soldiers now
>>6984470
oke
>>6984482
nice cordi
>>6984481
I care, please dont kill yourself
>>6984493
Epic...
>>6984461
>Feed me happy pills
happiness doesn't come from pills
it comes from being nice and talking to nice people
>>6984477
are you factkin of Grimes
>>6984492
what do you mean?
>>6984494
Sorry but lets get real, i want passing people to care
>>6984491
But you are ugly and worthless.
>>6984497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>6984481
why the fuck would you value the opinions of people here over IRL people
>>6984503
LOL
WHAT A CUNT
>>6984504
Yeah i know.
>>6984442
That dresd ıs cutıe
>>6984503
Damn
>>6984503
Silly bitch, there are no passing people here! Welcome to the Hon Central!
>tfw you're high and eating a giant double cheeseburger post-orgasm
gosh today was the best fucking day
>>6984503
You're a bitch, go fuck yourself.
>>6984503
Holy shit, lol. You won't be satisfied if we care, you'll only be satisfied if everyone cares. And even then that's only a maybe.
>>6984510
Oh bullshit, you only care about passers, everyone else you want dead
>>6984503
dont be mean to Sheen
>>6984514
Best fucking day?
Or best day for fucking?
Eh? Eh?
>>6984521
everyone else is
why does it matter if kayla does?
>>6984519
Kayla be nice
>>6984519
Lol, sure thing buddy.
>>6984514
I could use a good dicking
>>6984481
I typed this whole thing but I tried to attach a web m and it glitched and refreshed the page.
I'd have been your friend in grade school if we'd both have been girls.
You're the only one here with words sharp enough to stir my spirit. Everyone else is Facebook level background noise save a few. Your hot as the sun.
Im not even as brave I haven't figured out a voice or makeup yet. I haven't gotten to rage against these insolent little cuck brats that got all the luck in the passing and age category.
I was talking you up today because of your nonsense stories that are always very true. You're an outlaw and the most bad ass one here. I miss red. I had a strange girly Internet crush on her personality. You fill the biker niche in my pseudo romantic alternative reality headspace and lead a gang of bikers in my fiction.
I'd miss you
>>6984521
Just being real. Lets be honest with eachother, the only people who get treated like royalty here is kiwi, elanna, chara, and dollface and its all because they make the best fake women.
people like kayla belong on a cross
sheen deserves love and respect
>>6984533
i get treated like royalty? lol
>>6984535
kayla is a mess, but that seems excessive
she deserves kindness just like everyone else
>>6984532
That kinda makes me feel better
behead those who insult sheen
>>6984503
You want ash and maddie to care?
>>6984533
Oh, go fuck yourself. You're a self righteous asshole.
>>6984365
Kayla is dat you?
>>6984492
no, seriously, what do you mean?
if you have something to say, i'd appreciate it if you said it
>>6984538
You know you fucking do. You get showered with praise every othet post.
>>6984533
I think you're mistaking a high school age demographic clique with true worship. The girls that worship that way are young and not very strong so they attach to what they want to be. I aspire to be the Kayla meme and like red and Juniper when she looks more she and especially Robin - she worries me. Not to diss anyone else - they're just not what I'm about or very similar to me or what I want.
>>6984547
No..I'm new here
>>6984535
Drakeposter tells the truth
>>6984543
Ash isn't real and maddie is as wide as a tanker truck.
>>6984503
>>6984533
WTF LMAO
i came on here just in time, shit
>>6984523
oooooooooooooooohohohohohoho, yukiko!! ur so baddddd. ~_^
tru tho.
>>6984530
honestly i forgot how good it was until today. having him balls deep in me while he kissed my neck and having him cum in me was top tier comf.
can i get some more attention
im a little tired of trying
>>6984551
you look fine
calm down
>>6984556
Kurva
The atmosphere is so toxic right now
everyone take a breather
>>6984559
What do you mean she isn't real?
hi boo
I'm home from work. My feet feel nice because i walked on them all day, and my legs feel nice because i shaved before work. Basically I'm euphoric.
i want to hug the velms
>>6984543
in what crazy alternate reality does maddie pass
>>6984563
(you)
>>6984566
People need to smoke more.
>>6984563
(you)
>>6984566
Nah, this is fun.
>>6984560
damn, I havent had sex in a while. The last dude I hooked up with on grindr turned out to be a huge creep :/
>>6984535
So all trannies then
>>6984535
you have harassed sheen more than kayla ever has
>>6984573
I'm pretty open to most forms of affection
>>6984566
Kayla deserves it.
lets all be kind to each other!
being mean or jealous is a masculine trait
>>6984576
yeah man
>>6984499
I try to and I still feel sad..
>>6984583
Thank you! Been thinking about ffs for my nose
>>6984556
wodociągowa?
>>6984578
What kinda guy do you like?
>>6984563
ok....
i'm sorry....
i just don't like it when people are vague (i guess maybe about my looks)
ok let's see how much attention this post gets
>>6984597
(you)
>>6984538
*crowns princess kiwi*
>>6984597
Welp there goes my dysphoria
>>6984597
why are you posting that here?
i know you know that artist does porn
>>6984588
Maybe (you)s are happy pills. Does this make you feel better?
Tfw still look like a boy with my hair up
>tfw you're so high that you forget that your music stopped playing 20 mins ago
>>6984566
literally this >>6984576
weed makes everything better
>>6984578
what happened?
i wish i could hookup with ppl easily like that, i always get hella anxious idk why lol
>>6984597
(you)
>>6984597
>you and me
>fucking in a park
>holding my mouth shut so I can't moan loudly
ok let's see how much attention this post gets
>>6984606
Stop thinking you're ugly ree
>>6984578
I'm a "lesbian". I haven't had sex since this random girl I met on tinder when I thought I was a guy 4 years ago when I was fucking 20. Not to say I figured out I was a girl...That was this year.
The experience is what you'd expect from a lesbian Trans girl. Hahaha
Now, even if I wanted to have sex (ugh so badly) i wouldn't know how the fuck to approach it. Like hi I'm very clearly a man but please fuck me like I'm a woman and oh I am a woman but inside like I swear :l like watch me wear panties :( like look I grew these weird "boobs" but I'm skinny as a tooth pick. Like yeah also my penis is really not the best and I might cry and get freaked out and oh I'm emotionally unstable so any thought of a relationship is gone and oh I'm unemployed and live at home with my suburban white parents.
Well I'm disqualified on all counts. Maybe I'll join the army and get raped and kill myself.
wooooo U-47700 enroute! maybe i wont feel the need to be a mom once it gets here!
>>6984571
i am doing very well carol
how are you
also i saw that pic of you wearing boy pants at the train
very unattractive pants for a girl to wear
>>6984569
all ive ever wanted my whole life was a normal conversation with maeve
>>6984577
ily
>>6984581
but that doesnt mean i belong on a cross
kayla belongs on a cross
>>6984580
not the cute ones
>>6984582
but i want my velms hugs to be out of love
>>6984569
HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Who is ash? Haven't been here in a month.
>>6984606
This is dumb. Like, you pass better than a large amount of people. Either you have BDD or are fishing for compliments or something.
>>6984588
have you tried doing something dumb to feel better?
i did russian roulette with toast the other morning
three slices had a thick coat of vegemite
one had nutella on it
>>6984606
Tfw never be a teen tranny like smiles and feel like just frustration stabbing yourself till you bleed out woo okay
>>6984605
can i have one?
>>6984615
>i am doing very well carol
Thats good ^^
>how are you
I'm okay, I'm back on anti depressants now.
>very unattractive pants for a girl to wear
I gotta wear boy clothes atm, I have no confidence to do otherwise.
>>6984621
>>6984625
>>6984620
Tfw 18 but uglier than most 20 year old trannies
>>6984615
Start being alittle nicer to people and maybe I'll hug you out of love
>been treated like shit ever since i came here
Hey you all caused me to snap. I never had a kind word thrown my way here.
>>6984587
Please don't make me take away drugs. I know it's the problem but idk how to live. My councilor I finally ditched she was so worthless. I need one like my old one.
>>6984606
You really will be fine. I'm not jealous of you more like proud that someone is making it walking the shoes I couldn't you know? I hope things are good for you and I know they'll get better even if they're good.
>>6984620
Yeah I felt that...
>>6984629
Nigga you seen this bad bitch Sarah? She looks homeless.
>>6984630
Then why is Kayla saying she's fake? Is kayla on another rampage again?
>>6984633
But you literally have, several times in this thread.
>>6984636
>Is kayla on another rampage again
bingo
>>6984639
Oh boy, a month and nothing changes. Bless all your hearts for putting up with this.
>>6984629
Post pics for proof.
>>6984633
That's because you've been an attention whoring butthead the entire time.
>>6984634
Hey, I know all about the magic of weed... but it kinda fucks you up in the long term. Like... I started to rely on it to make myself get through a day. And my dreams disappeared. Idk, it might be good to take a break from it every once in a while.
>>6984638
It has to be from a passer, duh
you know what? frick this place, im leaving for good
so long, losers
>>6984630
>13
>>6984636
Complicated
>>6984645
I don't have any pics and my phone cam looks terrible
>>6984560
>tfw been with a couple guys but none of them came inside
>>6984633
>Hey you all caused me to snap
My severe depression almost caused me to kill myself, not other people. Who gives much of a fuck what random internet say about you?
I mean, kek, I thought *I* was pathetic...
>I never had a kind word thrown my way here.
Oh fucking bullshit. Plenty of people say nice shit but at some point people decide enough is enough and tell you to fuck off.
>>6984650
If you post your face, I'll post mine.
>>6984651
Not a snickerdoodlydoo but
hugg Nep-nep!
>>6984651
Just show me the tiniest bit of kindness/affection and I'm puddy in your hands
It's p pathetic desu
>>6984645
Yeah it's been about a full year straight. Starting to legit feel mentally ill. I can't organize my shit - just tell myself it's okay because I'm not psychically getting sick from it. But it is precluding success I think to a larger degree than I wanna admit. I smoke very little but it is constant high. I have a universe in my head the size and narrative of Harry Potter (think ghost in the Shell and psychopass and 1984 and rainbow bright and stuff all mixed in a Trans girls mind). I am finally done making the characters I need to start externalizing but it's tough when I'm always high and scared of the world and myself and my own computer. I'm losing it. Time to smoke a bowl...
sarah looks hilarious
like a dirtier quid
>>6984630
i like everything honestly
but right now i really prefer rap/rock/trance
what about you hamsterfu?
>>6984626
arent you super cute jailbait though?
thats what i heard
also whats the antidepressants for
>>6984632
that sounds like a bad deal honestly
why not let me be rude velms :'(
>>6984652
I had a guy come inside once... I made sure to get checked for stds after
>>6984671
Why?
>>6984654
>Who gives much of a fuck what random internet say about you?
Well I mean, I know it's lame but I didn't kill myself a couple weeks ago because i came here and started talking with people.
It means a lot to some people some times, but yeah Kayla is off the rails again.
>>6984665
That'll hurt people's feelings
>>6984665
i like rock too
mostly noisy/punky sounding
also a fan of folk stuff
>>6984607
edie, wanna go on a date october 25th? im trying to schedule an appointment and was wondering if theres any time youd be in the city?
>>6984665
Lmfao. Do you think I'll ever pass though if I stop literally pretending I'm homeless to pass unseen? People hate looking at homeless people - so I started this in high school like 10th grade. Now I'm friends with homeless people really easily - I speak their language and I've hung with them. They're not fun. I'm a law drop out and I literally act homeless and stoned 24/7 because I'm a mentally ill degenerate man who wants to mutilate my genitals with an axe. :^)
Honestly tho I can probably pass if I really tried. I'm just so terrified. I've been invisible my entire life.
>>6984676
I mean, there is a difference between people stopping you from suicide and some random internet people managing to somehow convince someone to kill themselves or something...
>but yeah Kayla is off the rails again.
She is *always* off the rails.
Kayla is the batshit insane express. Choo choo.
>>6984665
Wait what does Quid even look like :p
Quid are you a kike too?
Worship me.
>>6984625
yw bb, lov u
>>6984633
you treated me like shit when you came here so i defended mysel lol
>>6984652
it's hot tbqh. of course you should only do it with someone ur sexually monogamous with, but still. the thrusting and the moaning he does along with the cum in u is nice
>>6984656
wtf?!! HE SHOWED UP AT UR HOUSE???
>>6984681
ooo idk if i'll be in the city on the 25th actualllyyyy. i could try and just make a trip tho if you wanted to hangout? :o
>>6984690
Other way around ^=^
>>6984690
No, worship me!
>>6984688
Is this better than my usual posts?
>>6984688
What's your Skype. I'll stop as soon as I go hiking. (I dont have a username) is literally my Skype username. But put underscores as spaces. I can't find it on this mobile keyboard.
>>6984694
ly2 bae
>>6984690
no, worship me!
let's see, which trip will i use next as my girlfriend simulator? decisions, decisions. haha.
>>6984614
do u hav e an e-bf right now pleb
i didnt realize there was new thread wow these move fast
>>6984689
If I remember correctly Quid's one of the chosen, too.
In place of worship, (you)s will have to suffice.
>>6984690
(you)
>>6984696
(you)
>>6984703
(you)
>>6984707
Not kiwi
So I went to a trans support group and it sucked.
>>6984709
sorta, but i just want a bf i can see irl ;-;
and hug and like ugggghhhhhhh i just want an irl bf
>>6984682
cant believe ghostie thought you were the anon
your dialect is completely different
also since quid doesnt pass i doubt you would either without surgery
>>6984679
>folk
i didnt realize my hamsterfu was a redneck
i hope my hands arent softer than yours
>>6984677
yeah but i think hurting people's feelings is pretty funny see
i wish you could too ;_;
>>6984671
you should post your face @ me
i wanna see what the carol looks like
>>6984708
Honestly its kinda entertaining to see how batshit someone can be. Like, if this place is so horrible its easy enough for her to leave. Just like, close the tab and get a life. Easy.
>>6984712
yeah i already used her. i know she get's a lot of flak here, but she was probably the best (simulated) girlfriend i've ever had.
>>6984691
>>6984695
>>6984696
>>6984703
>>6984710
The seeds of rebellion begin.
>>6984694
idk id still like to take you out on a date sometime. desu im within driving distance so if ur ever serious about wanting to hang out sometime we totally should get drunk and high together.
>>6984715
oh were you posting about it earlier? did anything happen worth sharing?
>>6984720
think nu-male cuck folk
not redneck folk
>>6984718
if you tell me the airport closest to you, perhaps i could fly there some weekend and we could hug for a few minutes and then i could catch a flight back to my state
>>6984721
This desu
where is merc? is she still alive
>>6984730
Mind posting examples of both?
>>6984728
>getting crossfaded as a date
I like your style.
>>6984726
i don't like the idea of somebody using other people as dating simulations
>>6984706
>>6984710
ok :c
>>6984708
>>6984711
(you)s for my followers!
>>6984712
hugs for jade
>>6984726
>i already used her
wow ;~;
>>6984727
i can't win against a cis girl
>>6984736
Batshit-fucking-insane.
>>6984740
what am i supposed to, just be alone entirely? i have needs.
you know what? you're my new girlfriend simulator.
this thread is so bad rn
>>6984741
Excuse u hugg has exactly two G's
Hugg snickerdoooooo~
>>6984754
i feel like this has been said in every thread for a very long time now
>>6984754
who cares :/
>>6984742
>Implying a Victory Mark 1 Class Star Destroyer would ever lose to a EF76 Nebulo-B escort frigate
lol
>tfw no irl friends
>>6984703
<3
>>6984707
how abouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut............... ufufu?
>>6984728
u can ~take me out~ but i'm paying desu
we can still hangout doe and i'll get u food and drinks!!
>>6984733
idk i haven't talked to her in a bit, i should check in
>>6984752
o my.
i mean, this is so sudden.
don't you even care how i look?
>>6984766
Buy me food and drinks, and then i can beat you in overwatch again!
>>6984730
yeah, that was me. There were only 4 people who showed up, me and then 3 ftm dudes. The whole thing was pretty awkward, and felt like a total waste of time desu
>>6984720
I'm not sure who Ghostie is - but I do have a particular manner of typing that isn't exactly common suit. It's more I think just the way my brain parses sentences. My thoughts tend to move faster than my fingers, so each sentence has about 4 revisions finished before I am done putting the comma for the second clause. I'm also a grammar a Nazi, because I write fiction and edit.
>>6984776
ghostie is Isla's old handle
>>6984767
usually how i do it is i save whatever pics the trip posts to a folder titled "girlfriend simulator" and i will pull up pics at random and just have conversations one might have with a girlfriend. this is why kiwi was such a good girlfriend, she had a lot of pics and more importantly a good number of gifs of her acting cute. it can and often does get sexual.
i saved your pic from earlier in this thread. having a girlfriend simulator that consists of one picture is difficult but i've made it work before.
>>6984780
what the fuck
>>6984779
Oh that's numale folk music? I just called it hipster shit. My best friend listens to this type of stuff all the time. Do you listen to Toh Kay?
>>6984777
When I first showed up she was cripple chan lmao
>>6984771
omg lmao!! ok fine
u beat our butts so bad i swearrr. i just came on to have fun wit my friends after work and u were like 'no'
>>6984775
i hope she's ok :x
>>6984763
i don't understand this nerd speak, chara
>>6984779
pooke
>>6984780
>it can and often does get sexual.
>>6984780
You are fucking insane.
Thats completely retarded and fucking batshit.
Get a life dude.
>>6984780
Wowee
>>6984780
wait, i'm confused.
so how's this gonna happen?
>>6984780
Are you ok Anon?
>>6984788
hugg carcar
>>6984780
This is how I want to be imagined, okay? Not my homeless reality.
>>6984783
so much for that trip. :| is it ##thenatrip? it doesn't matter I choose trips randomly anyway.
>>6984780
wew
>>6984694
>you treated me like shit when you came here so i defended mysel lol
Because all you do is brag about how good your life is because you pass. You never add anything here, its always "hey look i get to be pretty and have sex and you dont na na na na na"
>>6984781
yo pook have you caught wind of the new abu diaps? apparently they are insanely comfy
>>6984796
Just ignore her or filter her lol
>>6984766
ok. thanks, i was worried.
>>6984785
me2 ;~;
>>6984787
pooke
>>6984795
sleepie kiwi =w=
>>6984798
nop I haven't I dun like diaps :sob:
rbh they're cute tho desu tbqh baka
>>6984796
:^)
Kayla you're a memester.
>>6984780
is this you
>>6984799
Filters are a hassle plus what's the point of being here if everyone filters eachother
>>6984800
>hey look i get to pass
Nah it's more like "I don't pass I hate everyone who does and everyone who does must be in a conspiracy against me"
>>6984797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-3Tm4h8xg A song he really likes.
>>6984779
I miss listening to folk punk
>>6984800
I don't get to pass.
>>6984785
I kept telling my friends i thought you were someone i knew and they told me to just only go after you.
Was fun though we should play together sometime ^=^.
>>6984787
It means you had no chance. Rebel scum.
>>6984800
i was feeling pretty awful before but im feeling better now i think
>>6984780
LMAO
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>6984809
Then don't be here if youcan't handle it
>>6984812
me too....
>>6984788
besides having a girlfriend simulator i am mostly just an average joe
>>6984790
well you don't really have to worry about much, it's a girlfriend simulator for a reason. i will analyze your posts to get an idea of your personality, than ascribe that personality to your picture when i have conversations with it
>>6984791
im very ok
>>6984807
no although i do sometimes play chess by myself at the chess tables downtown
hey look i get to be pretty and have sex and you dont na na na na na
>>6984805
pls give full image pooke
>>6984814
oh dang that sucks
>>6984808
Sheen has had 3 years to lose the weight, she needs tough love
we should have an mtfg meetup
i lied about my other pic tonight everyone this is actually me :^)
>>6984731
umm idk i just want a bf i can suprise at his house and make him happy and make sure he likes me and stuff
>>6984770
It's okay I forgive you
*pats head*
Did you ever do your homework?
>>6984825
Already met upwith an mtfg person
>>6984796
that's not tru tho. i talk about all of my good and my bad feels here because u girls are my friends and i want to share my life and things going on wit u all
just like everyone else does. but i have more happy feels than sad feels these days so ya. ;__; and that's no right to be mean to me anyways
>>6984801
>>6984805
i texted her so we will see how she be, i've been forgettin
>>6984814
LMFAO YEAH I SAW YOU PLAY ZARYA ETC AND I WAS LIKE THIS BITCH!!!!!
we should def play together, it'd be fun. i don't play too much lately so i'm pretty laid back wit it.
>>6984820
You fuck off. This thread is for people on hrt anyway, not for people too afraid to start it.
>>6984823
it's from my friends profile pic folder :/
>>6984821
Is this real life
>>6984821
No, you are an insane psycho who will kidnap one of us then wear our skin like buffalo bill.
>no although i do sometimes play chess by myself at the chess tables downtown
a u t i s m
>>6984831
um...n-no
>>6984832
well I havent :(
>>6984834
Lol she's not afraid she's just poor you moron
>>6984833
Ive tried to be nice but every time i try people throw it back in my face
>>6984834
No, this is too fucking funny.
>This thread is for people on hrt anyway, not for people too afraid to start it.
I can start when I want, I'll still have started at a younger age than you did :^)
>>6984726
I'm dead inside
>>6984836
eat my ass :/
>>6984841
It's fun if you like the person, as with any meet up
>>6984821
i don't know how i feel about this
>>6984818
I don't miss being in highschool though
>>6984846
Just keep trying despite them
>>6984847
>Ywn start at 16 as a shorty
this is a good high quality thread
i wonder if there is a pooks here
>>6984844
Eh, it happens sometimes. Lately I've been checking out new albums in bursts.
>>6984834
Wow... you did a really good and convincing job at trying to deflect.
We all hate you. kys.
>>6984846
Nice doesn't work when you've been such an asshole for such a long time and your feeble attempts at being nice is just you being less mean.
>>6984849
Fuck me.
>>6984860
Lol, mtfg, good high quality... Nice one Kiwi.
>>6984842
Im poor too, the only reason i was able to start hrt was because i did odd jobs to make the money. Once you tell a doctor you have been self medding they usually give you a script and then boom, you are legit. Thats how it worked for me anyway.
>>6984844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FeDnMKIm78 Less relaxed.
This is why I love the Kayla meme. She is always playing red mana spells :)
>>6984847
You really should start though. I feel better and my left boob is still totally flat but I swear to god i feel it like ...lumping. It's kinda dope but terrifying because that means i gotta quick laser my beard and OH FUCK THATS RIGHT I HAVE A MAN BODY AND FACE. Don't end up with my face.
Someone already told me because of my muscle skelleton structure it will only get more man because my skin will be female but my bones wont stop growing so i will furhter masculise D:
>>6984825
Ive met a couple people from here
It was okay, not as cringey as you'd expect but maybe I was the cringe
>>6984851
apparently being a piece of software, i mean.
also, by extension, being used as an inanimate construct as part of someone's .... fantasies?
>>6984838
maybe if the world weren't as cruel as you, i wouldn't have to be alone
i just want to save up money for a real doll girlfriend so i dont have to deal with real people ever again
Lmao
>>6984850
yeah. I think it'd be fun to hang with Kayla. I think she lives pretty close to me too
>>6984867
Thought you'd be more sympathetic to her given you both had similar situations i.e. batshit mothers and poverty
>>6984833
yay that's gud
lmk how it goes
>>6984849
smd :/
>>6984862
look it's pooks
what's up pooks
you're mind is set on this, isn't it, anon?
>>6984869
>I swear to god i feel it like ...lumping.
it begins.m4a
>>6984833
Just message me when ever.
>>6984880
hi circe need more attention huh?
>>6984824
so what right does that give you to be the dispensary of tough love?
also there was nothing love about that comment
it was mean to the core
>>6984880
Why does she go to your thread?
>>6984876
Have fun
>>6984869
Oh yeah, I am trying to. That actually reminds me that I need to call RM. They never called back about payment for a PO box.
>>6984867
Yeah... thats not how it works in the UK.
>>6984874
But the fact is the world is cruel and shitty.
Get a life m8.
>>6984878
Kayla only cares about Kayla. She's a batshit insane narcissist.
>>6984880
Hey, don't blame us.
>>6984875
Incest did nothing wrong
>>6984805
>rbh they're cute tho desu tbqh baka
they're cloth backed with a plastic landing zone so they fit super snug but are still very breathable
they are much less absorbant than their other diaps tho :(
f zero gx is fun
>>6984888
circe craves attention
so by raging about it instead of just filtering and ignoring her they are encouraging her to stay
>>6984878
My sympathy is stretched thin. Its like my first post today was about being excited for payday and chara tore me down and mocked me so like the first fucking post i made i get made fun of.
>>6984821
>mfw
>>6984868
yeah this is pretty good
thanks for the rec anon
>>6984882
yes, although if you express that you do not want me to use you as a girlfriend simulator, i will take that into account. but, at the end of the day, the heart wants what the heart wants, and you can't break up true (simulated) love.
>>6984879
pooks <3
this thread is shit
>>6984898
You let Chara tear you down?
>>6984864
goodnight cordi
sweet dreams <3
>>6984879
look it's pooks
what's up pooks
>>6984898
You really took my mild bullying to heart huh?
Man emotions are hilarious.
>>6984839
Bad snickers.
Do you need motivation or are you still here for my (you)'s ;)
>>6984846
Live in kindness at all times, even in the face of those who throw hate and anger.
Someone says something mean to you? Respond with love. If someone makes you mad, then release it elsewhere. Be the change you want to see if you really actually care about what people here think of you.
>>6984899
Any time, here's another good one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgPLDpILV2o
>>6984898
>and chara tore me down and mocked me so like the first fucking post i made i get made fun of.
Chara does that to like everyone lol
>>6984876
I have 5 surf boards, i keep trying to offer fun meetups and no one responds. I even offered to go dirt biking with valq but no reply.
>>6984907
I loveee toh kay and streetlight manifesto <3
>>6984898
kayla have you ever considered 'suicide'
i heard its a pretty easy way out and to the next world
>>6984846
ppl are mean to me all the time and i only respond to like 10-15% of it but i get it, it's hard to ignore it all the time
that doesn't warrant lashing out at like sheen for example tho yknow like she was just saying she cares about u
>>6984879
>>6984885
okok
>>6984882
ya...
Japanese is fuckin hard.
>>6984915
>next world
Lol comon centpie
>>6984851
This nigga couldn't keep up with my intellectual caliber :^)
I typed that sarcastically, but then I realized I do throw around some Noam Chomsky words from now and again.
>>6984873
I understand this. Perhaps it's because I'm a bit autistic - but it's also because I'm a fiction author. I do the same thing with everyone I know. I enjoy people most when I can't write their dialogue for them. Some people are so consistent I know what they'll say before they say it. It allows me to play god over those people. It's tough to escape that paradigm around here, when everyone is a mental degenerate (myself included these days). I could write Kayla dialogue for example:
your moonspeak name is stupid and all the girls here still like you more because theyre so retarded. they all hate me. Everyone has rich parents. I dont get to be pretty with a boat.
:^) t. kayla
>>6984911
you live in Florida right?
>>6984911
dude that sounds like fun! I can bring my bong too lol
>>6984906
I tried in the past to be nice but i always get mocked, heck when i said my cat died all i got was shit on. I can only take so much.
>>6984916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo76ijhUqjE
I don't think i dislike any of their songs which is rare for me.
I have cute feet.
They're CUTE.
>>6984926
Kayla that a lie like 5 people posted pictures saying sorry. Maeve in particular had a whole side conversation about your cat.
>>6984900
i've already said everything i had to say about it, most of it being the thing i said that made you decide on me in the 1st place.
& if that won't change your mind, then i'm sure what will.
if that's what gonna happen, i @ least want to see the work that i'll be a part of. i'm curious
Should I detransition? Being a man was easier.
>>6984926
this post made me sad
can we be nice to kayla yet chara
>>6984916
No one ever touches me
>>6984909
time to sleep
nini pookie
tty tomorrow
>>6984920
edie how come we haven't played ow yet???????????
i thought i was your best friend forever
>>6984921
rare jade post <3
>>6984906
b-both
>>6984940
RIP
oh nevermind
fuck you kayla you kike
NO ONE LOVES ME!
I HATE MYSELF
I HATE EVERYONE HERE!
THE WORLD IS HITLER!
AHHHHHHH
One time I met the president of the united states :)
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS A CUNT AND I WANT THEM TO DIE
t. Kayla :^)
>>6984939
Am i the kayla bullying gate-keeper?
>>6984941
Sleep snug, smug
http://www.strawpoll.me/11332034
am i really crazy, or just like realistic?
>>6984930
Pretty good. Have this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ4Rt6YuK8o
>>6984941
sleep snug, smug
umm idkkkkkkkk cause i don't rly play OW dat muchhhh. i play wit my close friends once every few days lately. i just randomly ran into chara in QP lol! WE SHOULD PLAY SOMETIME BB
>>6984920
Can I follow you on tumblr? Is that okay?
>>6984926
People have tried to be nice to you but I don't think you deserve it at this point, you seem like a bad person all the way down.
>>6984830
what do you mean sorta
what happens if you find a irl bf are you going to leave your ebf or keep edating him behind your irl bfs back
>>6984935
it's not super complicated
i just open up your pic from my girlfriend simulator folder and talk to your pic and tell your pic i love you lots
ill usually save your pic to my phone as well, that way i can bring you to the local park or perhaps even the mall
like i said it gets sexual but ill spare you the details on that
>>6984926
Your problem is you only choose to see what you want to see and you only engage with those who give that, which is hate.
I know for a fact sympathised with you and asked about it when your cat died, but you ignored me and responded to anyone who insulted you.
I haven't been here for very long and I've been as much as I could try being nice to anyone and everyone (in fact I don't think I've said a particularly mean thing to anyone yet) and yet people are beginning to recognize me and say mean shit.
Every time you are here I see you bash back and forth with others and yet I still try to keep an open mind and an open heart to those you bash and those who bash you and i refuse to take sides because living in kindness will make you kind, but living in hate will make you spiteful. That's all there is to it.
>>6984957
can you take my pic to the park and the feed the birds??
>>6984951
You look mostly like a girl desu. Lot people are worse off than you even if you don't think so.
>>6984952
I like this song too.
>>6984953
Your entire premade of level 300-500's lol
>I don't play that much
If dubs Kayla confirmed for AGP and crazy
If singles Kayla confirmed for completely batshit
>>6984926
>>/loonybin/
how could you guys hugbox pleb so hard?
he literally looks like miss piggy
>>6984958
is this real japanese
i know what dakimakura means
are u proud of me
>>6984961
i suppose
ill have to ask アリーネス's pic if it's ok though
>>6984943
What will you do when I have to leave for work?
I'd love to give (you)'s a night but I can't...
What is your homework on ?
>>6984959
>yet I still try to keep an open mind and an open heart to those you bash and those who bash you and i refuse to take sides because living in kindness will make you kind, but living in hate will make you spiteful.
That's pretty poetic, Nep-nep. Like, not poetic enough to make this particular Anon change, but still. Living with a foot in hate and a foot in love is pretty fun.
>>6984923
so it's more people than just the anon who addressed me?
i'm sort of beginning to wonder if there's anyone else using as dating sim muse.
probably not though. anon decided it was me on a whim
>>6984966
pleb's cute imo, and she seems like she'd be a really good gf
>>6984967
o-ok
i just wanna see the birds is all
>>6984966
Hey, pleb is pretty cute.
>>6984954
yis. my tumblr is http://qtwaifu.tumblr.com
>>6984963
i useeeeed to play a LOT, like it was my whole life for awhile. i quit about 3-4 weeks ago now along with a couple of my other frands. c:
so we all just play together when we're bored to have fun and make fun of each other.
>>698497
am i thinking of the wrong picture
how could anyone say pleb is cute wtf
>>6984982
I think you might be thinking of someone else
>>6984977
i know, but i still gotta get permission from the ol' ball and chain. girlfriends, am i right? haha.
>>6984986
do you have a picture of pleb
i could have sworn he was the oink oink looking tranny but i must be wrong
>>6984988
y-yeah
haha
ha
>>6984973
don't leave ;-;
reading history textbook
>>6984961
http://www.strawpoll.me/11332051
>>6984990
No, I don't have one :/
She is pretty cute from what I remember
>>6984979
Fair enough.
>tfw you get asked to tryout for a sponsored team.
>>6984993
LMAO
>>6984979
>http://qtwaifu.tumblr.com
where is the butt?!
i want to keep a maeve in my house
in my trash can
>>6984967
sure.
but i'm afraid of birds
>>6984979
>SALES - getting it on
who broke your heart edie?
>>6985010
>Ultimately it's pretty self serving to make my mental state as good as it can be.
Most good things are.
>>6984956
i'd probs be w/ ebf solo desu. i just like they never last more than a week or two online, and idk, i'm just a bad gf tbqhwy.
>>6984963
blergh, i just want to see this fug.
>>6984966
>miss piggy
>miss
but, yr not hugboxing right?
>>6984990
yr probs thinking of the right person.
>>6985005
do you have a nice trash can
or is it the kind of trash can that belonds in a trash can
>tfw no girlcock to rub and succ all day long
>>6984998
so, um, did you like it?
>>6985010
um...world civ
I guess we are talking about china right now tho
>>6985009
you're such a girly girly sheesh lol
>>6985020
i like the meme
don't like my face though
I found an old pic of me, I used to look like the Michelin Man and Poppin' Fresh had a baby and I was the demented offspring lom
>>6985002
ty
>>6985009
I already accepted it, so we'll see how it goes.
>>6985017
I think staying chubby is what makes you look more like a girl.
>>6985019
Do you mean no girl to get wasted and rape?
OH MY GOD IT WAS THE RIGHT PICTURE
SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE MISS PIGGY
COME ON GUYS
>>6985029
Passing and looking good is too different things.
She looks like a girl with a fat face, if you're not into that I guess she's ugly to you.
>>6985029
she looks pretty cute
I like her hair
>tfw still high out of my mind
fak. i miss my bby ;__________________________;
>>6985013
i love sales desu. i listened to them tons after i broke up with my ex for the 10th time. this song is prob the one that describes me the most tho lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMze2qoKvc
>>6985024
nuh uh ;_;
>>6985028
rooting for u!!
>>6984991
this more awkward for me, you know.
>>6984988
please don't talk about my image that way.
so how long does it usually take for you to analyze posts?
>>6985035
post high butte
>>6984990
>he
あなたほ。
>>6985025
sorry i forget to message on discord ;_;
i get busy and forget about things
seeing you post is the only thing that reminds me
i like talking to you tho
>>6985018
its a great big beautiful trash can
im going to keep you in it and pour some dog food in every night then close it again so you dont escape
>>6984957
Do you do this with anime characters? I do. But I never get to have sexual encounters - they're from the future. I don't live their experiences.
One of the cyborgs in my brain holds the other hostage and often clears her memory cache - and sometimes uses a root-kit in her cyber-brain to simulate and experience her electronic memory of her last sexual encounters. She gets days off though, especially when I smoke weed in real life. She'll walk through the entire cyber mall looking for clothing to upgrade her insane outfits. She worships GREAT HUMMINGBIRD OCTOPUS DRAGON and wears goggles the size of grape fruits that have LED screens on the front that display a manifestation of her electronic affect hue - or anything a normal computer could render.
Today, the combat-cyborg drove a custom rail-chain chopper bike over a bridge overpass, following a high way chase. The bike is currently being recovered from the river in my head and the detective is talking to the other detective standing the overpass.
Detective 1: What the hell is that? (white van - no windows). I thought the suspect was riding a bike.
2: Found that by chance. Reported stolen 2 months ago.
1. Did the current sweep the bike away?
2. That seems likely. It's been over an hour since we secured the scene, but it took another for the dive team to get in there.
1. You got a light?
2. You know I quit. [Offers out a light from his leather jacket]
1. So who was that bastard? You saw him, right?
2. Only for a moment, before he drove off. Funny thing is I'm having a hard time recompiling that memory. Even stranger (Looks around nervously - thinking that he can't trust the location or the other cops with the information that all the cameras got hacked)
1: Stranger what?
2: You know what? I haven't eaten all day. There's a Saki bar around the block. I could use a drink.
[END SCENE]
I never externalize most of this. It's usually all in my head.
I did draw some basic comics tho once.
Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.
>>6985035
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMze2qoKvc
Zzz zzZ sleepy sleepy
>>6985035
If i become famous i will say my biggest fan was edie and she believed in me all along and she is my hero etc.
:p
>>6985043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T2lqbyysOM
>>6985017
>i'd probs be w/ ebf solo desu
so are you just not seriously looking for irl bf rn or somethin and just sayin you want 1
does your ebf know you post stuff cuz im wonderin like how can u look 4 a bf when you alreayd "sort of" have 1
and do you go into being in a bf gf relationship be4 you establish any meaningful emotional connection, is that how normal relationships work
>>6985044
dw! it's alright
you're also nice to talk too, more interesting than a lot of posters here t b h
I'm playing stepmania rn, wbu?
>>6985040
make her go away then lol
>>6985042
no!!!!
my butt is kind of red from him spanking it a lot today anyways and a lil of his cum is still kinda in me so it's worse than normal
>>6985048
dis one is a lil more upbeattt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gykWYPrArbY
>>6985047
love u
>>6985049
i'll be crying in the audience waving a handkerchief ;3;
>>6985055
I am unworthy of love Edie, but thank you, you are a nice gal, how you been? How are things with boy?
>>6985055
I like this song.
>>6985055
I must now view dirty patootie
!
>>6985055
That's p pop punk desu
>>6985061
Chara I miss you, lets get drunk and play video games.
>>6985023
China's pretty cool history.
Admittedly it's one of the places' history I know least about in the world sadface
I like history as it relates to geopolitics more than just a history of a certain people
>>6985071
The best part about history is how people haven't changed over the past several thousand years. We literally act the same as we always did and I find that so fucking humbling and amazing.
>>6985054
im playing napoleonic wars
a little bored but in a good mood
i hope i can become more interesting to talk to for the pooks
whats stepmania about?
>>6985059
no one is unworthy of love bb, don't say that :c
i've been realllly goooooood. things with the boy are reallllllllllllllllllllly good too. i miss him a lot a lot a lot tho.
he was sposed to leave at like 1 pm today and he stayed till almost 4 cause we couldn't stop cuddling and kissing ;___; i don't want him to ever go away.
how are things wit u anon? what's new?
>>6985061
what about dis one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUrQ0qka1JY
>>6985063
;_; nu
>>6985068
o-oh. w-well tbqh i prefer post-punk in general but i get into all kindsa moods.
>>6985050
https://clyp.it/dyg4525c
パンク屋あなたをファック
>>6985047
I <3 mr bun-bun
>>6985080
>;_; nu
pfffffffffffbt
>>6985079
oh oh
I have that game
>>6984203
I hope you get bashed, you trump supporting trans trender.
>>6985080
>i prefer post-punk
dropped
>>6985088
Rude.
>>6985079
Mount & blade is fun !!!
Stepmanias just like a rhymth game, it's basically ddr but you can use a keyboard instead
It's cool! I like it better than osu! which I used to be pretty into
>>6984298
hormones don't really stop hair growth
>>6985088
Calm the t rage honny.
>>6985071
same
we mostly focused on the western world in my primary education
>>6985069
I think if you were self confident you would be fine.
>>6985070
Add me on discord then anon.
Chara#6472
>>6985080
I like it too, if i wasn't high on caffeine right now.
But im quite a fan of a lot of genre's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxM1mlb9Xj8
>>6985076
so i can take this to mean that you may periodically switch between your simulations?
sort of like breaking up from a non-sequitur romance?
>>6985095
>red looks like a man
>calls me hon
I'm cis you fool, and I wouldn't fuck red. Looks like a guy with long hair. Yall hug boxing is fucking horrible here.
>>6985096
how about hmmm, Oh, do a little dance? make a little love? you know get down tonight
>>6985102
Yes.
Fuck maga fagguhts
>>6985096
crybaby!
dropped again!
>>6985101
>I'm cis you fool
Then
>>/out/
:^)
Seriously though, no one cares. Red is cute and you were responding to a post made 3hrs ago.
Sad man you are.
>>6985106
Fuck Hill shills
>>6985100
don't worry the answers you give, i'm sort of beyond the point of caring.
@ this point, nothing about this surprises me
>>6985113
Yes.
PS i had friends disabled on accident so if anyone sent it i might not have got it.
>>6985114
^=^
>>6985117
rp?
>>6985078
Yeah it is interesting in a way the parallels that repeat themselves through basically any time period, yet we look back with disgust and disdain at the actions of our ancestors, wondering how anyone could possibly commit such acts and follow such leaders. And yet here we are doing it again.
>>6985098
I hated that about history classes in HS. It was just a history train from Egypt to Rome to America and no other places really. A few revolutions and wars here and there.
I wanted to do my final report on central Asia but the teacher said it was a Western history course even though it was called world history.
Sadface no love for Kazakhstan an co.
>>6985047
Reminder that you're beautiful and loved yourself.
hi someone be my gf or bf please
>>6985100
i was referring to analyzing your personality
no one posts everything about themselves here. all i end up with is a shade of you. but yes, i do periodically switch simulations. i break with them and they often break up with me too.
im not only simulating the good parts of relationships. there are misunderstandings, there are fights.
>>6985128
O_o
dude... you have problems...
>>6985069
so if someon1 wanted to be ur bf near ur area you'd reject him right cuz you have someone you're getting to know already
but i gues it's nice to establish wanting to be bf gf early but also bad if theres no connection and you just "break up" anyway
>>6985126
Joan pls. don't you bully me too.
>>6985120
its not really a rp
everyone just lines up on their officers and the officers lead them so its like a huge battle
>>6985125
it's understandable I suppose
those histories shaped our current society the most
>>6985136
oh...that seems so official
dunno how good I would be at it
>>6985131
yes, the more he reveals about this hobby of his, the crazier this practice turns out to be.
like i said before;
@ this point, none of the things this guy says surprises me
>>6985142
>@ this point, none of the things this guy says surprises me
Until he reveals he kills trips then wears their skin. That'll be the next post.
>>6985146
well shit, now you've killed the surprise
>>6985146
He kills them and then takes their trip and posts as them to hide suspicion!
>>6985152
rip :(
>>6985141
its a one life per round thing so it can be kinda lame if you die early but other than that its really fun
feels like a real battle
the server gets to 200 people almost everyday
>>6985153
lol.
i guess as part of his fantasy he'll have no choice but to assume that my reflections of this aren't directly on him
>>6985157
only if you promise to protect me
i don't want to be a fucking tranny anymore
>>6985154
ok, don't talk like that.
you're scaring me
>>6985140
Idk I think it depends how you look at it.
I must go now snicks this is my last (you) for now. I'm a slave to the dollar and must earn my keep.
I'll try to be less boring next time <_<
>>6985164
Be a celibate tranny then.
>>6985164
well, seeing what's going on in this thread, i don't blame you
>>6985164
しょうがない
>>6985172
We'll have to use 'that'.
>>6985169
noooo
meme cream
ice cream
>>6985173
you mean japanese?
>don't remember ever having erotic dreams
>22, 4 months on whoremoans
>just dreamed of performing cunnilingus and then getting fucked with a strapon by a girl I know
>either dreamed I did, or I actually woke for a short while with raging boner, despite never getting unwanted boners anymore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6985174
Okie one more before I clock on
(you)
>>6985179
Sorry, I was just meme-ing. Oddish said "it can't be helped".
more like trash-cream
ATTENTION TRIPFAG BASIC
I'm the dude who was asking for advice about asking out the trans girl in my class. We've been talking and hanging out in between classes every day since Monday. Turns out we're around the same point in the same major. Getting along very well. I'm happier than I've been in months.
She wants a little time before going into dating because she's new to the school and hasn't adjusted yet, but she's interested in hanging out and things are definitely looking up :)
If this doesn't reach you I'll try to look for you on here every so often.
>>6985182
I'm addicted to nep-yous
>>6985179
いいえ、愚かな-くん。「それ」。
wtf
>>6985185
Isn't this sweet
>>6985183
okie.
well, i think i should have a snack & get to bed.
i think i might give my doctor an aneurysm if i drop to 115 lbs.
night, leggy buddies
>>6985163
what if i fail though
does that mean the whole velms/boo dream team is ruined
>>6985164
Then you'll just have to come to terms with being a man. That said, just because you're a man, doesn't mean you can't be feminine, keep good grooming, or dress in women's clothing.
>>6985185
>tfw no getting along well gf
>>6985193
nah
I'll just respawn
>>6985194
You can even continue HRT as a man, like /femgen/ does.
>Wanted to use the name Ash for ages
>A new tranny shows up with the name Ash
>She started HRT at 13 and will pass better than me
I hate my life...............
>>6985196
>a whole round without velms
how am i supposed to contend with this and not break down from depression
current mood
>>6985202
Just use the name, Ash. You'll feel better.
>>6985202
Do you know how many cute jades I've met
Fucking kill me
But i mean, whatever.
>>6985204
carry on, solider
>>6985198
True, but if you don't take HRT, you do have the option to make a lot of better use of your dick. And I have to say, if one is going to be a man, one really should make use of a penis for what it is.
Anyone want to play video games?
>>6985217
war is too hard for me ;_;
>tfw no cock to suck rn
Seriously someone come use me.
>>6985223
>tfw about to go out
DAMN IT
I wanted to play something with friends too ;__;
>>6985224
we must persevere
and pray for gentler times
>>6985223
what games you play
>>6985180
Holy shit, this post made me realize I haven't gotten a random boner in weeks.
Every little thing I notice about HRT makes me love it more.
im shaking help
>>6985117
yah it's just like that honestly
whenever I play it just sounds like I'm smashing my keyboard
>>6985223
What sort of games?
>>6985238
Have you eaten today
>>6985238
what's the matter?
>>6985238
Please stay safe Pupperdoodle.
Good morning.
>>6985240
id mash your keyboard
8)
>>6985247
Hey you
How's life?
>>6985247
sleep well? ^^
>>6985248
Suddenly dead.
I heard that drakeposter has a face.