Gay general: Young Love Edition

>>6958052
Rugby is fat

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How do you know when you're actually in love with a guy?

Jupp > Kleppe >samurbi

>>6958080
You desire their intestines

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>>6958090
I'm busy being a shitty carpenter, don't bother me.

>>6958052
Honestly when I get to the not cute phase I'm either just gonna poz mysepf or.do hrt so that I can be a cute trap instead.

>>6958052
There is nothing pure about gay children, literally trash

>>6958052
>if you don't any, feel free to kill yourself.
I can't.
Someone has to do it for me.

I have never been in a relationship. My only sexual experience is with a dude in am open, long distance relationship who taught me how to kiss, sucked my dick and let me blow him. I've never fucked a dude, nor been fucked. I am 21 and getting g older every day and I wonder if I should just give up on ever having a good sex life because I live in butt fuck nowhere and can't find a fucking job to save up enough money to move

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>>6958148
>tfw nobody to commit suicide with

>>6958212
Do it. Give up, let go of your hollow dreams and unrealistic ideals. Face the fact you will always be alone, that soon you will be another sad lonely undesirable old man that never got to even experience the bliss of youth, that waddles around aimlessly like a zombie desperately trying to fill the hole in his chest.

Embrace it. Join us. Find companionship among the many that were left behind.

There's more to life than gay sex and a clingy gay relationship.
Like holy mother of God it's all you guys ever focus on.
What is it going to take to realize you shouldn't be listening to your hormones?
Is it going to take a STD scare? HIV? Will that do it? Seriously guys..grow the fuck up.

Anyone who has ever been in a relationship and has had a lot of sex knows love is just an illusion. It's just a bunch of brain chemicals making you feel a certain way. It's the same with sex. 99% of sex is brain chemicals creating an endorphin rush in your head.

Humans aren't capable of experiencing real unconditional love for one another. Their love is always conditional. Even a mother and her children..their love is still based on the condition of "I love you because I bore you or adopted you or put money into raising you." Which is why we all need to seek the truth...and discover through meditation, yoga, prayer, chanting mantras, or another spiritual practice that there is something better than this existence when you can see through all the unconditional bullshit of this illusory reality.

Can I get an amen?

>>6958073
first post best post to be honest lads

>>6958073
He's a """"""""""""""'"b"e"a"r"""""""

>>6958243
i agree. maybe you'll fall in love with some one equally as cynical that would be ironic lol

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>>6958252

You're not fat bb, you're just wealthy.

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>>6958256
He's a """"""""""""""'"c"u"t"e"""""""

how come there's no one I can match wits with like my ex
everyone else around seems kind of... slow?
and I'm supposed to be the autistic one

>>6958278
Depends. Do you think you're intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor?

>>6958278

everyone who is... slow
feels others are slower
that's how that work

people constantly compare and contrast themselves with others
and draw biased conclusions by doing so

autism is a spectrum
and everyone is in that spectrum to some degree

perhaps others aren't on your wave length or frequency within the spectrum of autism but you're still autistic

>>6958292
Kek
I'll be on a date with some guy and I'll tell a joke or funny comment that would've made my ex laugh but instead my date has this blank look on their face
I know everyone is different blah blah you cant replace your ex but come on this is just sad

>>6958306

Often couples come up with their own inside jokes and funny comments that others just find stupid.

They aren't universally funny.

I had a "boyfriend" when I was 16 and 17. It was nice, except looking back, there are a few things I'm still cringing about.
>parents not fully ok with it, sort of weirded out
>he was always a major drama queen, always saying corny things
>we were both meant to be bottoms
>he was a dumbass, now goes to community college and barely passes his classes
>a terrible writer
>wants to be a writer
And then the worst part
>constantly changed his name to weird, nonexistent names

>>6958338
>>constantly changed his name to weird, nonexistent names

dissociate identity disorder

>>6958338
>constantly changed his name to weird, nonexistent names

Give us some examples, so we may cringe.

>>6958338

considering you look 16 now based on your photo in the last thread
you most likely looked 10-12 when you were actually 16
no wonder why your parents were creeped out

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>tfw don't have to concern with my disgusting pube pimple rash because every guy I had something going with broke contact with me
feels good

>>6958356
Hey sp, jupp has a nice boypussy ;)

>>6958382

no he doesn't

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>tfw want to kill myself
>tfw have to destroy all my electronic devices so my family doesn't go through them and figure out I'm gay or try to blame some harmless shit on the internet for me killing myself

I'm worried I'll fail or won't be able to go through with it. Then I'll just be alone with the only thing that ever made me happy gone from my life.

what do?

>>6958382
Yes indeed. The ass is fat now~
>>6958389
You shut up or I'll bop you one boyo.

>>6958396
>what do?
Grow up.

>>6958052
Is that supreme gentleman?

>>6958402
I've lived and grown as much as I can take, now I'm simply bringing about the inevitable conclusion to such things early.

Maybe you should grow up yourself and stop the blind stigma.

>>6958330
when you're so used to that for 3 years it's hard to adjust to someone else

>>6958358
Actually, I just haven't aged much past 15. I have been the same height for the past 2 years. Only two things have changed: my hair, and I've been working out.

>>6958418
How old are you?

>>6958347
Bingo

>>6958434
28 year old ugly high school dropout virgin NEET who couldn't even make it into community college

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>>6958460
That's why? Cause you don't have a job, didn't get your dick wet and didn't go to school? You need a dummy slap, anon.

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>>6958356
One of his first names was Blazeriough

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>>6958493
>Blazeriough
Sounds like a pokemon

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>>6958496
Hence the Lilfella

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>>6958493
>Blazeriough
I can understand some edgy kid wanting to be called Blaze but the rest is complete bullshit

did he suffer a stroke halfway coming up with that?

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>>6958488
lol no thats just my current state of being
Life is constant suffering for me and I have zero reason to live, I'm just a lazy burden to my family and I don't want to improve into something that will always be inherently inferior to everyone else, a compromised existence lined with suffering. I just want to die.

Though how can anyone expect a handsome privileged normie with a husband to ever understand a perspective that suggests life isn't worth living or will be constant suffering for me when you have no doubt never experienced such hopelessness once in your life.

>>6958525
Calm down Blazeriough

>>6958552
shut up, prettyboy pedobait

Go hang out with some of your friends or have raunchy teen sex with one of your many no doubt suitors instead of polluting this site with your normal presence and bullying your inferiors

>>6958525
What's this constant suffering though? You an amputee? You got an incurable disease? These things you're making a fuss over are just so trivial and it's not like life was handed over to me on a silver platter. Shit took time and lots of effort. Like I don't have my high school diploma too and still manage to keep my shit together. It's not hard if you are determined enough.

Not trying to sound like a cunt or anything, but really. Grow up man.

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>>6958575
>he doesn't have a bf
What's the deal with that?

>>6958582
I'm schizophrenic, depressed, super anxious, slowly going blind(can't even afford glasses) and under constant stress.

But please, tell me more about how you were this pathetic my exact age, suffered the exact same problems but got through it with nothing but grit and effort. Oh wait, you probably never had to worry about anything like this, yet because of your own inability to understand external perspectives you act as though because you could do it anyone can. You have the gall to tell me to grow up? look in the mirror bub.

Why would anyone want to live on a planet filled with inconsiderate cunts like you? That's just another reason to leave.

>>6958525

Life always has it's ups and downs, the last 10 or more years of my life were pretty fucked up. I suffered from schizoaffective disorder which tore my mind apart for a long time, I isolated myself from people, I did crazy things, but I persevered and after years of failure managed to start making a true improvement and actually saw some light in my life. Don't give up even if you have a mental illness, try to find ways to promote positive improvement in your life, exercise, putting yourself out there, attempting to do things that might be difficult for you.

>>6958640
Aren't you the guy that shoves dangerously large objects up his own ass on cam?

Been working out and now my thighs have increased in size enough to start ripping my trousers :(

>>6958648

Used to, not really anymore

>>6958620
I'm bald (perhaps due to stress/most likely to my awesome family genes), work is stressful but that's life. I was severely depressed for quite sometime after realizing the person I liked a bunch in a ldr was already hitting it off with other dudes which led to some drinking (which thankfully didn't last long. This was years ago).

There's a lot more wrong with me, but this isn't a competition to who has more shit going on in their life. So fuck you, anon. In the nicest way possible. You have it off better than most and should be thankful for that.

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>>6958652
That's a happy feel though, anon.

Do any of you have kids (adopted/surrogacy) or planning to have kids some day /gaygen/?

>>6958677
Not for my wallet. I'm broke as fuck.

Do you envy younger gays?

I do. Even more so for the fem ones.

>>6958582

Are you implying you aren't suffering anymore by living in the middle of nowhere in the USA with a 30+ year old husband who still hasn't managed to make a livable wage or do anything substantial with his college degree? t's easy to pretend "we have each other" and "were in love" therefore everything is perfect in our lives but we all know it's not. We all know you both are addicted to gaming & 4chan to escape from your imperfect marriage.


>it's not like life was handed over to me on a silver platter
>shit took time and lots of effort

I'm certain you didn't get your job back on the duck manufacturing plant in Quebec based on your own skills or education. You had "friends" that put in a good word for you and helped you just as you had help getting a job in the USA.


>i don't have a HS diploma
>its not hard if you are determined enough

Why weren't you determined enough to get your HS diploma, all you had to learn was FRENCH! One of the most beautiful languages on this planet. You had 18+ years of growing up in a french speaking city to learn the language. You obviously weren't that determined. Yet here you are acting as if you have your shit so together and you're in a much happier place in your life all because you got hitched to an American and found a job in the USA? Congrats!? Do you really think you aren't white & privileged? You have no idea what it's like to struggle or go hungry.

Why do you always give me bait to attack you with. It's as if you like being swallowed and spit out over and over again. Regurgitated Canadian vomit.

>>6958690
Guess you can go commando for now.

>>6958670
>but that's life.
Exactly. You understand that life is stressful. And yet you can't comprehend that some of us already have enough on our plate and don't want to put up with the stress that inevitably comes with life.

None of it will matter when I'm dead.

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>>6958738
>None of it will matter when I'm dead.
True. So why not make a dramatic change in your life? It's what some do when they're unhappy with what they've done up til their now. What that change is is up to you (just don't sudoku).
>>6958714
Stop being an overly exaggerated dramatic faggot, anon.

>>6958764
>So why not make a dramatic change in your life?
Further suffering and embarrassment while I am still alive.

>>6958764
>Stop being an overly exaggerated dramatic faggot, anon.

Nothing I said is dramatized. It's the truth.


>So why not make a dramatic change in your life?

Why don't you get an education? Why don't you make a dramatic change.

You're a hypocrite on every level. You shouldn't be giving advice to anyone.


>>6958670
>work is stressful but that's life

My work isn't stressful at all. Your poor choices have led you to the job you have now. If only you were more determined. You can change things around though by getting an education retard.

>>6958738
>>6958779

than how about killing yourself already you fucking obnoxious attention whore
you're worthless
all you do is bitch, moan, complain and never do anything to change your negative mindset
>None of it will matter when I'm dead
None of it matters now when you're alive either.
God pls put yourself out of your misery.
Take clownshoes and other depressed retards on here with you.
end your pity party of a life you parasite

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>>6958779
Never know til you try.
>>6958780
You picked out all the yummy bad stuff and left out the details inbetween, you lil cunt boy.

>>6958802
THANK YOU
I've been waiting for someone to tell me this.
I need the encouragement!

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>>6958591
Are you referring to me?

>>6958575
Mate I'm still living in my parents, and until I'm at university next year, I won't be doing anything raunchy at all. I don't have more than a few friends, I never have went to a party, and until last year, my body and face and hair looked like shit. People change and grow over time. Get over yourself

>>6958805
Prior experience suggests I know enough not to put my hand in fire.

>>6958828
>mate I'm a prettyboy normie who is good enough for university, I only have like 2000 facebook friends and I found it easy to mold my youthful body into a cute form
>therefore you can do it tooooo
>anyone can change!

Get over yourself buddy

>>6958823

seriously though
instead of planned parenthoods on every city corner there needs to be suicide booths
so people like you can enter them and end their own life whenever they want to
your body will be collected and your organs and other body parts can go to those who may need them
to lay down your life to help another survive is the most loving thing anyone can do
your life wouldn't be such a waste in the end

>>6958681
>planning to have kids
If I settle with one cool guy, definitively.

>http://kvartirakrasivo.ru/404/index.php

I'm attracted to dancing stick figure

>>6958854
>Prior experience suggests
Shouldn't let that stop you from trying something different. You might miss out on good opportunities.

>>6958856
I don't disagree at all. I'm actually extremely pro-euthenasia and I dream of a world where people don't stigmatize suicide and make it difficult. I've even told people that it could be more useful to society than being a leech. But nooooo, instead we have to prevent suicide because of people's feelings and take away everyone's right to their own life.

Please run for president or something my man.

Are you a registered organ donor on your license gaygen?
Have you ever given blood, a kidney, a charitable donation?

>>6958780
>>6958714
this guy must have no life what a loser

>>6958884

I gave my cummies at a sperm bank 8 times. They kept requesting me to come back. Told me my sperm was "in demand" and they paid me well. Pretty sure I have numerous kids out there somewhere.

My biggest thing with being gay was not being able to have my own kids with a male partner, but knowing that my sperm is being used to create babies so others can have families makes me feel proud. I know I'm a papa and that's all I need and also kind of glad I don't have to raise them and can enjoy my life.

>>6958888

Not really. I just remember all details easily. I work for the CIA. I can remember everything, even being born.

>>6958921
You know, that would creep me out. Sperm donations should be anonymous and not be scanned and reviewed by receivers, let nature do the job (unless it's a toxic load of course)

It really scares me

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>>6958929
>I work for the CIA
Yeah sure you do. pppppft

>tfw no qt bf with freckles

>>6958884
lol, as a fag, it's illegal for me to give blood in my country. I'm so salty about that that i started to smoke to make sure they can't have my lungs if i die.

>>6958979
It used to be illegal here, but it's slowly changing and stuff.

What are you listening to, /gaygen/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akjt-RuNc6U

>>6958979
>>6958987

That's because so many fags don't get tested for HIV...and even if they do get tested and continue to have bareback sex with strangers is it really safe to accept "gay blood". I don't think it is.

https://youtu.be/JbR999N5MiA

>>6959000
Yeah but the blood collected is always screened. And most people answer correctly to the questions before the collection.

Anyone who had unprotected sex in last days is turned off.

>>6958884
>be a registered organ donor
>doctors let you die because of some minor shit that's completely treatable just because organ transplants are big $$$ and they dont actually give a shit about your health
How about no

>>6958052
is that elliot rodgers?

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>>6958929
>works for the cia
>posts on 4chan

>>6959019
Take off the tinfoil hat boi
Consent is presumed anyways

>>6958996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcQySgemIFA

>>6959021
He might be a cleaner

>>6959020
Nah, if he had a bf he wouldn't have turned out so bad.

>>6959024
>just trust me you dumb fuck
How about no

>>6959000
I mean, really? in the whole population (at least in my country) there's more or less 1.5% of gay men, and there's no one who's not aware of the desease in the communoty since the 80's! Tjere way more changes to get infected blood from straight men and women. Fuck my homophobic country, they will not have my blood, or my organs.

>>6959045
Where do you live ? Might explain your attitude. I live in the best country in the world for healthcare, so I really have no problems with my doctors

>>6958884
I'm a registered not donor.
In fact I'll probably place a few curses on my body so that it'll never be used.

>>6959056
I live in North Europe and I still think you're a dumb fuck
>it can't happen here
Said everyone to whom it has actually happened to

A donor card? More like a please kill me card

>>6959021
>>6959038

it's just a side job
no, i'm not a cleaner
atm i monitor websites
and see how our memes
on /pol/, reddit, etc. are doing
pepe the frog was created by us
pretty much every meme
on 4chan was created by us

>>6959073
>I live in North Europe
Do you happen to live in the Netherlands?
It would explain your attitude.

>>6959073
French guy here. It's ok, we all have our quirks and quips.

A guy with an organ donation card is usually a common blood donor, so they won't shut down that source of fresh blood.
Organs can't be sold or made any profit off, they only try to save lives. Why would they kill one guy to save another one ? Makes no sense.

Also, each and every accidental/avoidable death in one hospital leads to a judicial trial and might end up closing the hospital, so I don't think they would do that.

>>6959089
euh mec, en france, le consentement pour le don d'organe d'organe est présumé à moins que tu ne t'y oppose très clairement.

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>>6959086
>Netherlands
>North Europe
>>6959089
>Organs can't be sold or made any profit off, they only try to save lives. Why would they kill one guy to save another one ?
Are you really this naive? Even a kidney sells for over 100 000 $ given it's healthy and the right blood type, and you don't even need both to live

By all means, do have your donor cards ready at hand. It's your funeral, not mine.

>>6959116
>Netherlands
>not North Europe
Everything above France is North Europe.

>>6959113
Exactement, une autre raison pour ne pas en avoir peur.

>>6959116
>Even a kidney sells for over 100 000 $
You're retarded or what ? You can't sell or made profit of organs. Organ selling is illegal.

>>6959135
>Organ selling is illegal.
>Implying everyone cares about the law

>tfw AB+; the universal receiver type
>tfw my blood and organs are almost completely worthless for donation
>>Plasma's pretty good, though.

>>6959153
>>Implying everyone cares about the law
You live in a western country, you just can't do that especially on large scale

>>6959131
Funny how no one who actually lives in the North thinks that
>>6959135
>You can't sell or made profit of organs.
It's done all the time! Do you suggest that millionaires wait in line for whatever organ transplants they need? That's never the case
>>6959135
>Organ selling is illegal.
So is murder, but it happens too

Just because something is made illegal doesn't make it disappear you fool

>>6959113
Il n'y a pas de règle que vous devez parler Anglais en lgbt?

>>6959178
are you guys living in mexico or in a communist country? -_-

>>6959190
It sounds more like you think you are living in a happy fantasy land where nothing bad ever happens

>>6959206
nope. I live in a capitalist democracy xhere people are paid to make sure some other don't comit crimes.

I didn't have a very good romantic life as a youth, because /closet/ and /denial/.

But at least I made up for that by self-educating and becoming really smart. All that time would have been wasted otherwise. Instead, I was better read than some college professors by the time I was 21.

>>6959248
Yet you support organ theft. How democratic!

>>6959248
"""""democracy"""""

>>6959248
In the USA, organ trade does exist. Don't ask me details, I know very little about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haSGiE3vLQU

I captured a UFO yesterday night in Florida.

>>6959178
if it's north of the Alps its Northern Europe

>>6959311
If it's south of the Baltic Sea it's Southern Europe

tfw it feels like I'm the only gay guy where I live that isnt just a massive flamboyant faggot.
tfw I'm going to be alone forever

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>>6958396
This was my plan to go an hero anon

Get a car, drive to the most desolate part of your country like North Dakota if you're in burgerland and then drive into the plains and swallow a boatload of sleeping pills

Upside: you have time to think it out and see the world to maybe give you a reason to reverse said potential fuck up

If you go through with it more than likely it'll take ages to find you this mentally prepping your family when you turn up missing

If you change your mind who says you have to go back where you came from

Downside: gas, car trouble and the inherently selfish act of offing oneself

Road trips anon, they're a good cure for.depression

>>6959407
Suicide is never the answer, go cry on one hotline if needed, there are here exactly for this reason

>If you go through with it more than likely it'll take ages to find you this mentally prepping your family when you turn up missing
On the contrary, nothing is more painful and devastating than doubt and hopes being crushed

>>6959431
This is correct. You won't feel miserable about yourself forever. This will likely only be a phase.

Think about it this way: do you think people who are blindly happy are foolish? Well, in the same way, suicidal emotions are foolish. It's just a product of the human mind. Its just another feeling.

You won't feel suicidal forever, anon. It's just another silly human emotion you have to get past.

What's your guys opinion on a lot of pubic hair. I slept with a guy who had a ton and it grossed me out

>>6959407
The exact reason I don't do that is because I do not want self doubt clouding my mind and forcing me to make a stupid rash decision to live which I have regretted every time.

Suicide is also no more selfish than demanding others exist in suffering for simply because if they didn't it would be inconvenient to you. Lots of things in this life are selfish, yet everyone only seems to acknowledge selfishness when it's convenient like it's even such a bad thing to live and die for yourself. Not even that selfish when you consider how big of a burden to society and those around me I am alive.

>>6959431
>Suicide is never the answer
It's never that simple. This is just what zealous over-emotional bleeding hearts say to take away the choice and freedom from others, it's pushing their own ideology onto others and it's often a very selfish thing to do.

>>6959453
What if I want to suicide to escape the fickleness and burden of human emotions all together? What if this phase has lasted since the moment I was born? What an idiotic viewpoint. I agree that those considering suicide in a rash emotional decision despite never even thinking about it before should take some time to work through it. But as someone who has spent many years planning my death and wanting to die, even when in a clear or happy state of mind, I feel disgusted by your idiotic presumptions. You clearly know nothing of what you speak.

>>6959502
It's so easy to trim yourself. Just do it.

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>tfw you lost your caffiene pills
>tfw you have to rely on pure discipline and Tony Robbins

>be 12
>friend's (12) older brother (16?17?) shows us hardcore porn for a laugh
>my friend is jerking it and staring wide-eyed at it like a fucking flying saucer
>I feel this hunger inside of me that I'd never felt before
>later realize I was putting myself in the woman's position
>friend and I start watching a lot of porn now, bringing other friends in on it
>always imagining myself as the woman
>their soft skin, their smoothness, their everything
>always had body image issues but for the first time I was genuinely happy with myself because, like these girls, I was also smooth/soft skin/petite-looking
>PUBERTY
>over the next year I start growing horrible awful hair, I genuinely cried when I woke up one morning to a couple pubes that popped out of nowhere
>don't know how to shave so I cut them with scissors so i can stay beautiful like a girl
>cry when I start getting taller and losing my femmy look
>basically be depressed

CONT

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>>6959453
No one is happy because they are blind to bad things, happy people are happy because they prefer to see the good things in life as greater than the bad

I studied a dreary technical manual for programming digital logic for 8 hours today despite not really even wanting to, but I learned so much it will make my life much easier next week. It really sucked but now i feel happy because I didn't waste my day lazing around.

>>6959573
>be 14, at pool with friends
>guy I sorta knew (12-going-on-13) asks me about my armpits in private (cut those as well)
>admit i hate body hair, beg with him that it isn't gay
>he says that he hates it too, shows me his shockingly-full bush
>i teach him how to cut it with scissors
>his older bro (15) comes in and sees us, laughs his ass off and terrifies us that he'll tell
>confronts us after awhile and asks if we're gay or something. I emphatically nod "NO" but notice his brother is just kinda shrugging
>older bro brings out laptop
>gayporn.mp4
>instaboners on me and my friend, his brother just laughs
>start looking up porn on my own time
>gay porn is hot but meh... twink porn... find proto-trap porn (this was in 2006ish)
>instantly freak out
>THEY ARE DOING THE THING
>THE THING I WAS DOING
>THE SMOOTH
>THE NO HAIR
>realize thatsmyfetish.jpg
>slyly ask friend's older bro (who showed us porn) what he knows about shaving
>eventually mention that I want to be smooth
>he offers to shave me (I later realized that what follows was technically molestation but I enjoyed it)
>shaves my bush and my ass (which wasn't very hairy anyway)
>starts to rim me
>INSTABONER
>lets up and laughs it off, tells me that he'll keep teaching me
>never does
>feelsbadman
>try to shave myself on and off as I get older
>never go full trap in my teens but do have some confusing sex
>become 20
>in college
>decide to go full trap
>literally on the way back from the goddamn walmart where I bought magic shave, lotion, and other femmy things
>t-boned
>hospital
>broke my goddamn legs
>gain a ton of weight over the next year, do poorly in therapy
>become depressed
>die on the inside
>so fat
>so hairy
>so close, once :(

I guess what I'm getting at is that I genuinely miss being young. Like, genuinely young. I almost feel like I wasted my potential because I am genuinely a femboy at heart, despite having a fucked up leg and now being fat :(

>>6959547
I do. He doesn't.

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>>6959578
CAT POSTER IS CUTE
CUTE

ily catposter <3333

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>>6959534
Your phase didn't last since the moment you were born. It lasted a few years. If human emotions are so stupid to you, then why are you using your human emotions as a basis for this decision? Utilitarianistically (is that a word?), you would use function-based logic instead of emotion-based logic for your decision.

Or, in better words: hard logic tells you that living will allow you to experience pleasure and perhaps be happy. Emotional logic (the logic you decry) tells you that life's too much to bear.

You're being a hypocrite for obeying the very thing you hate: human emotion.

Also, what are you listening to right now, gaygen?
https://youtu.be/36Srr08PN_Y

>tfw dairy is probably what's causing you acne but you can't stop eating it

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>>6959642
Cute or not

I will never give up on life

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>>6959710
Wanna be my boyfriend?
I am hot and youre my type. :3

>>6959721
I live in the cold and dark swampland called Finland

I'll take your offer only if you live within 50 km of Tampere, as I don't believe long distance relationships ever work out

>>6959582
You can't make yourself younger, but you can work on the day and hairy part.

Get on a diet and get shaving.

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>>6959675
>hard logic tells you that living will allow you to experience pleasure and perhaps be happy
That isn't hard logic, that's simply a promise the brain tells itself to keep on living. Hard logic would suggest that life is full of as much pain as pleasure, if not more, and that the unnecessary suffering for such things which are wildly smaller in proportion is an illogical pursuit. Knowing that there is nothing for you in life but suffering due to either mental, genetic or environmental factors with very little pleasure left after being filtered through those things, why would anyone think life is worth living?

I also do not hate human emotion, I hate myself for being so shackled by it. My death is necessity for me, as not only will I forever hate myself but the only alternative promises unimaginable pain with no reward if one factors in my problems in full. Even now as I live out of pathetic fear for pain, shackled by the emotions that keep me here, I embarrass myself and suffer as I have all throughout my life. Yet you would tell me to live when you witness and even acknowledge my pathetic hypocritical and ultimately illogical behaviour that comes from a disgusting inferior such as myself. Such things must be erased, I must be erased, if not to escape the suffering of such things by myself then also to erase the vile blemish upon this earth that I despise so much.

All of this would be irrelevent and not even a thing if I was simply dead. So many reasons to kill myself, but the greatest is the complication that comes with their existence. It would be better if there was nothing at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYgwiGUsKc

Somebody please recommend me some filthy and very sexual gay music please.

>>6959830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XebdlaVI2M

>>6958052
I'm 32, and I never really had any young love experiences other than a few hookups. I was more into drugs and booze than anything.

Got sober at 29 and at 30 I started making up for lost time. Started lifting and got in shape - still have a full head of hair and am solidly handsome by any standards. Bang teenage/lower 20's twinks on the reg. No ragrets.

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What do you talk about with other guys in apps? I'm too autist for conversation, even online, I need a script.

>>6959853
Our cocks, silly.

>>6959853

Daddy's cummies

>>6958052
>tfw in denial until I was 22
>24 now, still haven't dated or had sex with anyone
>reject anyone who asks me out, because I'm so inexperienced and afraid it will scare people away

A-at least I have my shit together aside from nobf

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>>6959830


https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2acG1dBtrucpb5KnmGtY3GJryA6QMaqr

any christans here with a belief in hell?
do you ever fret over the fact that you'll burn in hell for the rest of eternity for being faggots?

>>6959897
>waaaahhh I'm 24

lol, see my shit here >>6959852. I'm almost a decade older than you and I still enjoy fine, young ass. You'll be fine. Unless you're completely socially inept or unforgivably ugly.

>>6959994
>Unless you're completely socially inept or unforgivably ugly.
My only two weaknesses..

>>6960042
You can work on it. Jesus loves you.

>>6959994
Different for tops and bottoms though.

>>6960086
Not even Jesus can undo the sin of my face.

>>6959981
>wasting your time with religion

Heh. I got better things to do. Like video games.

>>6959994
You were good enough to hook up when you were young and even said you've got good genetics, you can't really hold someone who managed to stay a virgin till 24 to the same standard. Try to understand we're not all so lucky before you act like such a cunt.

>>6960101
This. Nobody gives a shit if you look like shit or are old if you're a top, they're probably not even going to be looking at you while you fuck them, some even find such traits desirable in a top. Meanwhile bottoms are all expected to be young and cute.

He even said it himself, he likes to fuck younger guys.

>>6960102
Somehow I doubt it's that bad.

>>6960236
Please - this "tops and bottoms" meme has got to end. I play around with BOTH tops and bottoms. In actuality, I'm not really a top or a bottom myself. There are many, many ways to get off besides having things in your ass or sticking your dick in someone else's ass. If you have confidence and charm (and yes, looking good is a part of it but it's NOT everything), then you can easily find people to have fun with. If someone likes you, it doesn't really matter if you like it in the ass or not - as long as you're willing to work with them and try things they like as well. If someone refuses to date or hook up with you only because you refuse to top, then they weren't likely to be much of a match in the first place, now were they?

Try to understand that the only thing limiting you is yourself and your cognitive distortion regarding the firm existence of an inflexible top/bottom dichotomy before you act like such a cunt.

>26 year old autistic virgin
>never got to experience young love
Oh well

>>6960236
>>6960294
And I was a virgin until 23, famalam - and all of my sexual encounters from then to age 29 were drunken hookups where I made a complete idiot of myself and barely even got hard - so I can certainly hold a 24 year old version to that standard. If I can overcome my shit, anyone can.

>>6960294
>beeleaf in yourself
>sexual incompatibility doesn't matter as long as you find the right guy among the 3% of the human population that are gay!
>it's all about confidence and charm! Looks don't matter!

Lmao
Have you even had a proper bf for more than a month before?

Who /eurobeat/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRHIyqQv1o

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>>6960294
I don't like to put my dick in things. What about that is so hard to believe?

>>6960369
>I don't like to put my dick in things

But that's literally what it's for

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>>6959830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VM1ir7sfqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXoDCCDWWkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qwpK3BN0PE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusVI7DobX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

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>>6959981
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

So I'm pretty sure I just got catfished on Grindr.

Either that or I'm even uglier than I thought and the sight of my face scared him so bad he immediately blocked me.

Either way I feel like shit, thanks universe I really needed this.

When I was 17 I met an ultra attractive dude who was super into me. We texted a bunch and I thought were were gonna become cute bfs 4 lyfe
He completely ghosted me once he found out I was a bottom. No shame. I wish some people weren't so obsessed with sex. We could've made it work.

>>6960439
When I was 17 the neighbor girl I was grooming to become my bride started as a freshman at my school and came out as a lesbian shortly after after, and all this time I was gay too lol

>download grindr for the first time
>put top in my profile
>all these horny bottoms start messaging for a one night stand

Can grindr be used to find a bf or is it just a hook up app?

>>6960561
It can be used to find a bf.
Bottoms just have this perpetual itch they need to scratch, so they flock to tops like moths to a lamp

Anyone here taken modafinil? Is it good shit?

>>6958396
write a decent note and for god's sake be easy to clean up after: end on a high note, don't make a big fucking mess that someone has to clean up.

>>6960587
Yeah. If you're sleep deprived it helps a ton.
It'll also make it almost impossible to sleep for like 14 hours.

>>6960631
I think I have narcolepsy. Feel tired all the fucking time. It drives me nuts. Been going to the doctor for over a year about this and they've found nothing. I've put in a request for a sleep study. Thinking about asking for a script of modafinil to see if that improves my constant tiredness.

>>6960338
kek - way to oversimplify everything I said. Good strawman :3

But go ahead - keep believing what you want to believe to justify why you're a fucking loser who can't get laid.

>>6960369
When did I say that was hard to believe? Did you even read what I wrote?

>>6960664
It's worth a shot. I don't have narcolepsy, but the difference is night and day for me.
It's also saved my ass on a lot of all-nighters when I was in school.

>>6960691
Damn man, I tried sleeping pills and they helped a bit, helped me rest a bit better.

They've got me on vitamin d tablets, I've been taking them for a month. I noticed I don't feel like my brain is as foggy, but it's not back to normality. It's like, a lift from 20% to 30%. You know there's still a lot of improvement that could be had.

They recommended a 1,000 IU/day dose, so I take one 1,000 IU pill every other day, and a 10,000 IU pill every other day, for a big uptake. You can get 15,000 naturally, but you have to be in the sun til your skin starts to turn pink for that much Vit D, and for me that's like 7 hours.

I'm thinking of going to my doc for some modafnil for a test. If it improves me back to my hundred percent self I'll ask to stay on it until sleep study can be arranged.

Just ordered a 15lb bag of Mutant Mass to milk the last 3 weeks of my bulk as much as possible. LEAVIN HUMANITY BEHIND 5 SCOOPS CMON

>>6960587
It's utter shite for me. 200mg has no effect, 300mg gives me anxiety, and 400mg gives me mad anxiety. It's good for if you barely had any sleep the night before though.

tops of /gaygen/
what are your biggest turn-ons when it comes to bottoms?

>>6960752
Damn man, I just wanna feel like I'm not about to put my head down and sleep from the moment I wake up to the moment I actually go to bed.

How hard was it to get? Did you get script or online?

>>6960808
what else? i wanna be the best bottom i can be (relatively speaking, of course)

Hello homos, every two months or so since my break up, my ex has contacted me either directly or on dating apps. He knows I still have feelings toward him. We chat, inevitably it always leads to phone sex, he really enjoys it. In the sort of after glow he talks about how he misses me. I ask him out to dinner or whatever and get a "maybe in x amount of weeks" and then hear nothing until the next couple of months. Is he fucking with my head? Because its fucking with my head and I dont know how to move on.

>>6960808
this tbqhwy
Also being able to take a pounding is great.
Hung bottoms are a huge turn on too.

>>6960752
You recommended USN Hyperbolic mass a while back. For Mutant Mass, how much milk do you put in? Says 450-900ml of milk, but Hyperbolic Mass gets nasty and grainy if you don't add like 30% extra milk.

>>6960780
Pretty much this:>>6960808
Desperation is really hot to. The look in thier eye when they need it bad. Pleading for it.

I like submissive bottoms to, but that leads into a whole lot of kinks.

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>>6960808
Poor Juppy. Thick head, thick waist, but a booty flat as a pancake.

Well there was this one time when I was 16 and went to a LARP with my friend at the time.

>>6960841
>>6960808
do you prefer taller or shorter? long hair? short hair? no hair?
im probably coming off as creepy but im just curious famalam

>>6960826
>>6960826

he's just using you to bust a nut. and you're playing along. assuming you want something more than to be a phone sex operator every few weeks, then you're playing yourself.

stop enabling him to use you as a voice to jerk off to.

>>6960826
The next time just don't have phone sex.
>>6960831
I'm the opposite I love small dicked bottoms. There's something really hot about the size difference. I love rubbing my cock next to their's and dwarfing it.

>>6960859
Not them, but same height or shorter. Doesn't matter if bearded, but prefer a smooth body. Hung is also good.

>>6960859
Shorter, but there isn't a whole lot you can do about that.

I prefer short hair, but long enough to get a hand hold is good.

>>6960833
I don't recall ever recommending any USN product. I recommend Optimum Nutrition, however they're a bit pricey for some but you pay for the quality. Myprotein has some pretty good supps and are the cheapest for good quality in Europe.

Not sure about Mutant, ask me again after Wednesday.

>>6960792
My mate ordered a bunch of it online, iirc it was Thai. Don't get the Indian one, that caused a whole bunch of people he sold it to to have mad headaches and some nosebleeds. Thai one is fine, I can't remember the brand name though.

>>6960879
>Doesn't matter if bearded, but prefer a smooth body
Same

>>6960875
That's always fun too. I love big dicks though, so having one slapping my belly, or seeing it throb drives me crazy.

>>6960888
>>6960879
>tfw 6 feet tall
at least i otherwise seem to be a good bottom so long as i dont let manlets in

Is 6.5" too small to top?

please dont hurt my feelings

>>6960924
The carbs in gainers are usually better than trash carbs in buns.

>>6960912
Average is like 5.5".
6.5" is a good size. It's big enough to feel really nice, but not so big where foreplay takes forever

>>6960907
I could see that. I'm more of an ass man.

The bigger ones can make for a nice hand hold if your fucking them on the back.
>>6960912
As long as you aren't fucking a size queen you should be fine.

>>6960924
3500 cals a day, but I've barely eaten this last week due to being ill (not caused by roids before you ask).

I want a mass gainer because I'm tired of all the cooking and cleaning I have to do every day. Just 1 shake will knock off having to make 2 meals a day, plus boost my carb intake which I have been really struggling to hit.

In the last 3 weeks, I've gained 15lbs. 7 of those is water weight, the rest is pure mass. 3 weeks left on my bulk, then 6 weeks cutting with 2 clen cycles.

>>6960946
1 serving of Mutant Mass has 182g carbs, of which 38g are sugars. You need carbs to fuel your muscles.

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>tfw getting thirsty
https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/mtfgxn.webm

>>6959830
Easter (thats a band). On cellphone cant post link because crappy phone lags i i leave (only 512 ram, though life)

>>6960911
Post pics.

I might be staying at a psychiatric hospital for a month. I'm kinda scared but I guess it's for the best.

>>6960826
> he knows I still have feelings towarda him
Sounds as if you guys wont ever be a couple again. If he knows then he's just messing with you. If there's no love, it's better if there's nothing.

>>6961120
Have fun! I know a few people who have been committed and they all say that it was just one big fuckfest. Narcotics are super easy to get too, I know a guy who makes an absolute killing dealing in a drug rehab.

>be college
>have gay roommate
>be "straight guy" pretty masculine built and kinda hairy
>he comes out of his room naked and asks me for workout tips
>stare at computer awkwardly and have no idea what to say
>cut to now
>jack it almost nightly to the thought of sucking him off and him fucking me
I fucked up. Now I have a gf but also a fetish for twinks fucking me but I'm basically the stereotypical top. Life is suffering. Shoulda just gone for it

>>6961303
Tell your gf. Maybe she'll find a twink to fuck you.

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>>6961044
Easter?

>>6960873
>>6960875
>>6961143
I guess im just holding on to false hope.Time to try to move on :/

>Be prepubescent me in elementary school
>Student friend tells me I "walk like a girl"
>Don't know what he means but laugh about it
>Teacher thinks my "touchy feely" relationship with best friend is weird
>Be me in high school
>Changing clothes in gym locker room
>Short guy who reminds me of a chihuahua hits on me saying stuff about how sexy my ass is
>His friends giggling around him
>Ignore
>Talking to other student in class
>Student says something with the implication that I'm gay (I forgot what it was)
>Student is surprised to find out I'm not gay when I tell him
>Getting off bus
>Another student tells me there was a rumor that I was "gender confused"
>Tell him I don't know what he's talking about

Why do people think I'm gay if I'm straight? I never knew I was somehow giving off gay signals. Is it because I'm too sensitive? I sometimes have bi feelings deep inside but I never knew it would show.

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Somewhat similar to >>6961303
>be me
>still in high school
>be the most known gay in my small class
>not flamboyant, normal acting
>be a manlet turned twink, a bit shorter than average
>always talk to this giant dude, six foot something, proportionally weighty
>he's a sweet, straight edge guy, masculine and manly
>always says "if I was gay, I'd want to get with you, Ren"
>still has a girlfriend
>she's just as giant as he is
>he still jokes about getting with me every once in a while, always ending his fantasy with "no homo," etc.
>I always say "gross, dude. I'm not into giants" or something to that effect
>one time, alone in a classroom, he said "Kiss me right now, Ren"
>"D-do it now"
>approaches me slowly, at last second he backs away, was just joking
>"Y-yeah, I am just kidding as well"
pic related
I still want to get with a 6'4"+ guy

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>>6961430
>tfw

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>>6961468
>mfw

pulling an all nighter writing a physics lab report with no young love posts to repost on gaygen

save me

>>6961593
You mean, you don't have any young love posts of your own?

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>>6961593
at least you get shit done, me on the other hand
>200 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started

>>6961644
>200 word
doesnt everyone write that shit the hour before its due anyway

>>6961644
are you 12 yrs old

what is this

>>6961693
>>6961703
Falling for this meme is also a meme, right?

>had a crush on this flaming hapa guy
>liked lady gaga, musicals, etc.
>but he was very quiet and reserved, not obnoxious
>v slow burning crush, i met him for the first time in 7th grade
>raised in a conservative Catholic household / went to Catholic school didn't even know gay people existed
>just thought he was a kind of a weird dude
>once we had an assignment where we had to choose somebody who we thought exemplified "school values"
>chose him, wrote an essay extolling his values
>couple years pass
>end up in a few of the same classes
>i was kind of a masc / white trash stoner, my catholic school education had been funded by grandparents and some family drama went down which led to me going to public school, parents were heavy drinkers and all the relatives were kind of mean irish drunks
>he was still same ol same ol
>start noticing him
>funny way he talks
>funny way he walks
>like a girl
>wrist all tense and arm pressed up against his side like he's scared all the time
>then when he talks he goes kind of limp
>fanning himself with his music sheets
>little sighs he does here and there
>he works so hard, he's so neurotic
>just want to give him a hug and tell him it's going to be alright
>slow burn crush turns to full blown infatuation
>in denial about it for a long ass time
>i'm not gay he's just a nice clean cut guy who i want to be friends with
>we're in so many of the same classes, i'm trying so hard to be a good student and a good person, want to have a good traditional catholic family some day
>but we end up taking kind of different paths in life
>he does really well in school and my drug / alcohol / self destructive behavior gets out of hand
>realize one day, the way i live my life and the way he lives his, he pretty much thinks i'm disgusting, but im infatuated with him
>think about him a lot
>end up graduating and working now to get over the fact that I was a piece of shit in high school
>don't know what he's up to because he has no facebook or anything

>>6961753
10/10 great writing

>>6959830
https://youtu.be/h_6py7V2OuU

>>6961753
Try contacting him.

Surely you know who he used to socialize with at school. Get to know his former friends and after a while casualy ask whats hes up to.

Then create excuses to show up at the places he's routinely at. (Find out if he's at college or if he has a job now.)

If he's in college enroll in the same classes as him.

Figure it out.

Don't let this slip by, it's likely he's a just a lonely little faggot.

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>tfw too intelligent to get a bf

Writing a novel that features gay men as the main antagonists so im trying to make it as campy and in-you-face as possible. Any cliches you think can be funny? I've been watching a bunch drag shows/drag comedy shows to prepare but im still trying to accumulate ideas.

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A professional voice actor read a homoerotic version of "The Lusty Argonian Maid" on /v/

https://clyp.it/snbt0uc3

>>6962134

but why

why did rugby and swede break up

>>6962148

turns out that actually dating a neonazi drug addict who lives in a different country because he has "good bant" isnt actually a sustainable relationship model

shocker

>>6962148

Turns out swede is a gains goblin so ruggles had to shoo shoo him

>>6962147
its campy fun, not a polical mouthpiece. Think Scott Pilgrim i guess but gay

>>6962174
you sound jealous

>>6961398
Get out

Hey gay gen, what would you recommend for anal masturbation beginners (asides from lots of lube)

>>6962306

there was a lot of gay sex in scott pilgrim

his roommate kept banging dudes iirc

>>6958052
>Tell us about all your cutesy experiences during the most free and pure time of your life
Good wheeze.

>>6962732
Did you miss the >feel free to kill yourself?

>>6962743
I have the supernatural ability to ignore things that are stupid.

>>6958052
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPt4VaTr4Zs

>>6962578
Cleaning yourself properly. Buy a douche.

>>6961846
For some reason I have a feeling this was posted by Wiz

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>>6960394
>tfw wake up singing/playing this in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

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https://vimeo.com/60386947

When did you suck your first dick gaygen? Did it live up to your expectations?

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>>6962940
>when
18 years old
>Did it live up to your expectations?
He was 3.5 inches long, but huge balls. So no not really.

>>6962940

About 4 months ago, when I was still 17. It was kind of weird and tasteless, I didny really enjoy it.

The day afterwards I sucked a different guys dick, and for some reason that was wayyy more fun. Maybe I was just less nervous, idk

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>>6962940
>tfw sucking his dick and he's silent not making any moans or groans
>mfw I realize he's not feeling any sexual pleasure from my sucking

>>6963002
Whore.

>>6963020
Do you moan when you fap?
>>6962755
What about the no one will miss you part though

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>>6963021
Clowny you're smart, from what I gather, why do you even post in here? I would think the dull shitposting and constant whining/self-pity would have made you turn away from this place by now.

>>6962940
For me it was harder to get into it than in my Japanese animes. And there was a weird taste to it that really put me off.

Who /has to stay in the closet and marry a girl to have kids with because my brother came out first and my parents will be crushed if they can't be traditional grandparents/ here

>>6963064
Fuck that

>>6963064
Make bank and find a surrogate. ~50k a kid isn't so bad.
If your parents really want grand kids they might even pitch in.

>>6963096
Jesus 50k? If I was a womyn my uterus would have a revolving door installed.

>>6963156
Why? You could just take okay care of yourself, and find some beta provider to give you everything you need in life instead.

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>tfw living with chub /pol/ straight passing bf in red state
>tfw life is perfect
>tfw get along with his family really well
>tfw we are both in school
>tfw never thought id be able to have this before
im so happy /gg/
remember to tune in for the debate tonight. cant stump the trump.

>>6963040
Why do anything. Besides, all I do is shitpost and whine too.

>>6963165
But betas are gross and that would ruin my self respect. I'd just lez out with cute girls and rent my fuckparts on the side.

>>6963190
> Boog has a bf
> It isn't me
Life is awful.

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>>6963190
Good for you, Boog. Now fuck off before this place consumes your fragile mind again.

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are you excited about the debates later today?

/pol/ has really taken this to another level...
https://www.amazon.com/Stronger-Together-Blueprint-Americas-Future/dp/1501161733/

>>6963156
50k is the average cost with expenses and legal fees iirc. The girl makes like 20-30k

>>6963190
aren't you ugly? I'm pretty sure you're ugly and disgusting last time I checked.

>>6963356
Imagine a 23 year old guy trying to look like a suburban mom

>>6958080
If you're not sure then you're not in love

>>6958126
That's fucking disgusting

>>6963365
You're extremely ugly too if i'm not mistaken.

>>6963387
No you're thinking of horror

>>6963390
You're both equally ugly.

>>6963391
That hurts anon

>>6963221
Took awhile to find the post, but happy to say I flagged it for inappropriate for younger audience because of the sexually suggestiveness of the photo.

>damn it feels good to be a whiteknight gangster

>>6963396
Is that what you said when your mum dropped your ugly head on the ground 15 times a day?

>>6962940
>when
A couple of weeks after turning 18
>did it live up to your expectations
Not really, but in some ways it was better than I expected. Dude was 8 inches and I managed to deep throat a couple of times without gagging.

I feel disgusting when I think about it though. Should've stayed a virgin and died a virgin.

>>6963429
>Mum
This is an American website. Fuck off mudslide brit

>>6963441
>americans can't say mum
You're really retarded. She must have hit your head more than I previously thought.

>>6963433
Better embrace your cocksleeve status before its too late

>>6963459
true
I'm not good enough for anything else

>>6963426

Hillary shill pls go.

>>6963474
I'm not even a hillary supporter, I don't like crude and perverted things posted on blue boards on 4chan or websites that are open to younger audiences.

>>6963426
Thank you for correcting the record desu

>>6963482

Than let's work together to get all the perverts banned from /gaygen/.

Let's start with SP & Jupp.

>>6963486
I think we should start with you.

Is this the best moonman track?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4

>>6963486
No fuck you. They have good taste in men. If you're underaged it's you're own damn fault for coming here.

>>6963488

I'm the only spiritual queer on here. Without me this place would go to the dumps much sooner.

>>6963497
The racism doesn't upset me, the terrible lyrics does.

>>6963504
You have no power here you deserve to be banned.

>>6963497
My favourite is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGaCN3ZUBU

I don't figure any twinks/twunks/whatever the fuck are into cops. I need someone to want to come back to every day desu.

>>6963472
That's good anon! Human cocksleeves are the best kind.

>>6963515
Why wouldn't they be?

>>6963515
Cops?
Like police?

>>6963530
I'm not sure. I've never actually met another gay person in my entire life, or at least one I knew about. I really only have generalizations to work with. So can I get a qt bf or not?

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>>6958677
>>6960808

Posting sexually suggestive imagery is against the rules of a blue board.

>>6963482
>>6963488
>>6963503

You say you don't like crude and perverted things yet you're totally okay with SP's fetish for old disgusting hairy men, them posting sexually suggestive imagery including butts, hairy body parts, guys in jockstraps, beefy disgusting looking guys, baraporn, etc.

You can't have your cake and eat it too. You either stand against something 100% or shut the fuck up.

>>6963534
Ye. It's alright.

>>6963539
Oh so this a twink pedo shit vs men issue. Fuck off.

>>6963539
oh don't get me wrong SP and Jupp should be banned, but we start with you first.

>>6963515
Yeah dating a cop would be cool. As long as you're a clean cut masculine cop.

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>>6963515

Would be cool to emasculate a cop and turn him into the twink he was meant to be.

>>6963546
Uniforms are hot.

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>>6963515

Id date a detective.

Not sure about a Community Support officer or something like that tho

>>6963592

become a parking ticket inspector

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>>6963592

Wire cutters are just like using scissors.
Even twinks know that.

new thread:
>>6963612
>>6963612
>>6963612

>>6963613

>likes being hated
>doesnt like it when people try to fuck him over

good luck with that

>>6958929
Please tell me that when someone asks you what's your name or where you work you answer "I'm CIA"

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>>6958080
>you can't get him out of your mind
>if you can he just pops back into your mind
>thinking about him makes you smile
>you want to spend time with him
>when you go to sleep you wish he was there laying next to you

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>>6958052
>tfw you're too scared to be out so you'll never have young love
I hate this

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>He's probably straight