Cis Lesbian General

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>>6949980
god bless

>>6949975
Femgen here, any of you guys wana trade drugs or good places to buy them?

Valium is pretty awesome desu

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>>6950058
Only sniffing straight man poo satisfies me

>>6950077
Stop following us

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>>6950058
>tfw love is my drug
>tfw no love

W-where do I find a good supplier for this

I just opened a message to a grill on OKC with "Pussy is love. Pussy is life." On a scale of one to BALLER, how smooth am I?

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>>6950100
You followed me boiboob freak

Read the first post...it was by the grinch not some autistic femboi asking a bunch of uggo dykes where to get benzos. You followed me because the grinch is the closest thing to a daddy you'll ever have.

>>6950105

That depends on how many cats she owns.

>>6950126
None, as far as I know. But she did list pussy as one of the things she can't live without.

>>6950128
She sounds like a perfect match, except you're definitely gonna get addicted to pussy and flunk college.

>>6950140
I'm not in college. But I'm already addicted to the pucci, I just need a steady supply.

>>6947262
>>6948289
Yeah, I can confirm Nazi is not a tranny.

Apparently today is "Bisexual Day" or some shit, so I give you* permission to admit you're a mere Kinsey 5 today before you have to crawl back into the lesgen shadows.

*Americans only

>>6950254
Fuck bisexual day.

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>>6950251

How can you confirm?
Did you devirginize our little munchkin?
She does seem more chill than she used to...

>>6950396
That is beez of the nunya variety fampai.

>>6950418

Eh.
If you had good sex you'd still be together so idk what to feel

>>6950480
y do you care tho

Also you seem really familiar. Do I know you?

>>6950254
You have no say in that matter. Kys you stupid piece of trash.

>>6949975
I lied, I'm ok with once in a while. But this is just ugly. Your OP lacks a e s t h e t i c and that's inviting the uggo non lesbos. I'm retiring you from this.

>>6950490

I'm bored and I wanna know what happens when two lesgenners meet up, like I said last thread. It's really weird to take away that anon bubble. Also, 4channers tend to be weird people in general.

I'm pretty sure I flirted with you in these threads months ago, but I really doubt you would remember that

>>6950511
I probably would if you jogged my memory.

It would be... improper might be the word, to expound upon it in a shared social circle like this. Plus it's honestly still pretty raw so I'm not super into going into it for people's entertainment, nawmeen?

In terms of like... general socializing, it wasn't that weird. Then again I've met people off the internet before so I might just be used to it. It's kind of an odd adjustment, like one step in a staircase that's just a fraction too high, but once you get past that you can just socialize like normies except you understand each other's memes.

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>tfw u don't have your phone all day at work and your crush says she missed talking to you

can you guys please use lesgen instead of lesbian general in the subject so i don't have to sort through like 3719$018 different threads to find the current lesgen

>>6950537

Sounds cool, I'm jealous.

One of you should date Geoanon now. We don't have tripfags so there are really only 4 visible lesgen people: Geoanon, you, Nazi, and S. Any two of you dating irl would be like the lesgen Brangelina. Unless it's S...and then it's more like Angelina and Billy Bob.

Doesn't hurt that I picture you as Melissa Benoist and Nazi as like some cute kpop girl band member in my head.

>>6950583
Just ctrl+f for "cis les"

>>6950586
There's a britbong couple already, actually. They're super cute to witness.

>tfw I will never look like melissa benoist
y liv

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I drank too much black tea and can't sleep. My feet are cold. My head hurts. I haven't taken my crazy drugs for two days. My period is starting. I wish I had the guts to kill myself.

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>>6950610
Please take your crazy drugs anon.

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>>6950679
I can't. Do you know that feel when you're too depressed to take your anti-depressants? It's like that. Whenever I think about taking them I just feel lazy cuz it's such a hassle to take them out my backpack, serve some water and drink them.

>>6950697
No I don't and that's why you should call a friend or family to help you.

>>6950703
>friend
Heh
>family
My mother is with me but she can't do much for me anymore.

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>>6950697
Yes I know that feel, but I'm still going to say "please take them". Because there's not much else I can do.

>>6950100
Hey you guys are the one's who can't tell the difference between shit kids an the real lesbians. Now you complain about having to deal with their shit?
No fuck you guys, i tried to shut him down and you dumb asses defended Makes piece of shit ass.

>>6950718
>she can't do much for me anymore.
Why?

>>6950697
>>6950718

Iktf anon.

Just lie to yourself for a minute and think about a qt3.14 telling you she'll eat you out if you take 'em. Then take them. Then masturbate to that qt.

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>>6950610
Even though im a straight male dont worry life gets better tbqh..

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>>6950721
I wish I had a harem of cute lesgen posters like you and that other anon who replied to me so I could cuddle you all night long and have something to live for so I could get a job and turn you into my spoiled wives and we could all be happy together, or something.

Pardon my late night delusions.

>>6950610
>>6950766
Anything we can do to help you feel better or make it easier for you to take your meds?

If you're in the Discord, feel free to PM me if you want to talk or rant of just be melodramatic and depressed or whatever. I've been there.

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>>6950766
I only have neetbux, but I would do my best to buy little things for you so you always know that I love you and I'm thinking about you

>>6950743
She can't force me to follow the treatment. No mental ward will take me in unless I'm schizophrenia-tier crazy or I actually tried to kill myself.

>>6950745
Nothing motivates me to take my meds in this estate. I need to wait until I feel awful from the drawback or I'm feeling good enough to think my life is worth fixing.

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>>6950766
If it helps, you can fantasize about me all you want.

>>6950786
I wouldn't want anything other than your hugs and kisses.

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>>6950801
Isya is fucking based. I will fantasize of you til I fall asleep. I hope you don't mind being turned into a qt big breasted brunette who likes chinese cartoons and yuri and copes with my autism.

>>6950697
TAKE YOUR PILLS WE FUCKING LOVE YOU

PLEASE

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>>6950813
She is, and her drunk tweets are the icing on the cake. Fine by me, go for it. I hope you sleep well and wake up feeling better.

>>6950802
I have an endless supply of them, anon. Come and take some.

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too butch lesgen?

>>6950888
Post more pics in a tighter shirt pls. I can't tell what your boobs look like.

>>6949882
I didn't mind her, everyone was a mess in that show. It was ultra weird and gorgeous and you can bend all sorts of interpretations around the facts you're given. I liked that.

>>6949972
>Noir
Well that brings back memories. I'm surprised it hasn't been turfed yet.

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I need a TL;DR on internal lesgen drama and local celebs. I have been hanging around here regularly for about a year and I still don't have any idea of what S's personality is. I don't read trips so I'm not keeping track of who says what. I know S is disliked and I do see that name pretty often but I literally do not have a single personality trait associated with it. And who are Nazi, geoanon, etc?
The only anons I "recognize" are ones with reoccurring stories/references (shoutout all girls boarding school British anon with the sex ed class with bananas).

>>6950968
Nobody really understands S, probably not even S herself. Her defining character trait is offering surprising responses to things no one actually said.

Nazi and Geoanon are just anons with distinctive posting styles. They don't namefag, but you can easily pick out when they're posting in character if you've spent too much of your life conversing through anonymous posts.

To get access to the extended cast, you generally need to join whatever auxiliary community exists at the moment (tc, skype, discord, etc). At this time I believe there are skype and discord groups.

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>>6950910
dont get too excited, i wear sports bras

>>6951072
Would make you into a gf pillow/10

>>6951202
i

I self insert as Lana Del Rey. She's straight and usually songs about men, but the feels are still the same.

>>6951045
One person on this entire chan knows who i am what i am and how i think.
Been studying the board for about five years. Never been stupid enough to post a deserting picture. But believe it or not, I'm on your side. As long as you are NOT obnoxious.

I self-insert as my favorite pint of ice cream

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>being so mentally ill you need a pastebin for filtered words
kek
we /tumblr/ now boys

>>6950968
>Tfw people only know you for your bananas

>>6950511
There's a couple that's been dating for like 2 years or so that met here, I'm pretty sure.

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how close are you guys to your crushes? i'm so close to mine friends joke that we're dating and it destroys me inside every time ^^

>>6951721
So close I'm licking her pussy

>>6951721
Same desu. Mine is married to a manlet though, she should just got lesbian he's hardly a man

http://www.strawpoll.me/11291207

>>6951802
I'm 5'10" and I feel more secure around girls around the same height as me or even taller, not because I actually dislike short girls but because I feel self-conscious around them.

Why are these threads always empty?

>>6951896
Because you hound out bi girls for one -___-

>>6951902
It's like 4chan lesbians are trying to prove the stereotype of the hyper-neurotic, misanthropic dyke.

Flat chested femmes, plz respond ;___; I need a gf and I'm desperate

>>6951896
Because 90% of 4chan "lesbians" have or had a penis once in their lives and since we constantly try to not let them shitpost in here this thread moves way slower.

>>6952072
Yeah, because the lesbians on here are hyper-neurotic, misanthropic dykes.

>>6952078
>Yeah, because the lesbians on here are hyper-neurotic, misanthropic dykes.

You got it right, I'm a super evil neurotic misanthropic dyke feminazi and I cut the little balls of boys when I see them on the streets.

Now go back to the tranny generals, we don't like feminine penis. Sorry.

>>6952086
You have no clue what my genitals look like or looked like. You are just proving my point that you are extremely hostile and derail threads with drama at the slightest suspicion that someone might not fit your idea of who should be allowed here.

>>6949975
>Do you have a favorite media character?
I just love Dr Hannibal Lecter.

>>6952098
I don't make drama, I just answered your question of why you think the general is so empty.

also
>Cis Lesbian General
That's the people that should be allowed but I don't really care to be honest, post your girldick or something if you wish maybe someone will be into it.

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>>6952072
>she thinks this thread isn't just for role playing

>>6952118
>raaaaahh ban trannies from my precious girls club
>but i don't care lol you think i care? i'm not mad, YOU're mad

Seriously, you are a caricature dyke and the only one who can't see it is you and your likeminded because your worldview is too warped.

>>6952131
>raaaaahh ban trannies from my precious girls club
>Seriously, you are a caricature dyke

You're the one that's visibly mad with all the projecting and name calling.
You can post anywhere you want though, that's how 4chan works, if you want to post your dick in here you can too though it may get deleted due to being a sfw board.

>>6952131
Jesus get the fuck out already tranny. Your not welcome here. Go jerk off with the other straight men in Transbian general

>>6952141
>get out reeeee post your dick if you want i don't care reeeee

How can you live with your cognitive dissonance?

>a troll says "i have a dick kek u mad? not fucking me is a hate crime"
>cue ten pages of rabble rabble rabble

Truly, it's the transsexuals who are the problem.

>>6952160
>get out reeeee post your dick if you want i don't care reeeee

I guess I have to talk in memes for you to understand.

Seriously, post whatever you want but you guys most often than not are dicks to everyone when someone disagrees with you on a subject. Not only that but you also happen to flock en masse to defend your opinion even if it means killing a thread with shitposting.

Think a bit about that, maybe it's your attitude that makes others want to stay away from you.

>visit lesgen after a month
>it's another "filthy tranny forces his way where he isn't wanted" episode
Why? I don't understand why they derive pleasure from bothering people.

>>6952078
>the lesbians on here are hyper-neurotic, misanthropic dykes.
That's like everyone on 4chan though

>>6952072
More like 90% are KHVs

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>>6952173
You'll notice that this all started with a "ugh I hate trannies ruining our threads" post before any argument happened. Then an entry-level troll showed up. Before that, the thread was dead.

>>6952176
>That's like everyone on 4chan though

I lurk most gens once in a while out of curiosity. MtF gens are about equal parts crazy neurotic and down-to-earth, which more than cancels the other out. FtM gen is way more civil, and generally no one cares if a transgirl, a cis girl, or a cis guy shows up. Actually, they are often welcome.
I haven't been much in gaygen, but that place seems pretty drama-proof.

>>6952173
I think it's the T.

>>6952189

None of the other gens get as many trolls as lesgen. Transbians and straight men can't leave us alone in any space we want to create that's for lesbians to chill with lesbians. You can tell us "it's 4chan and we shouldn't be annoyed by anything on here" and that's a nice meme and all, but this is a pattern.

>>6950511
> I wanna know what happens when two lesgenners meet up

My girlfriend and I met up with another girl from lesgen. She was cute and we ate lunch together like normal people and visited her job, everyone was cis, no autism included.

>>6952197
>None of the other gens get as many trolls as lesgen. Transbians and straight men can't leave us alone in any space we want to create that's for lesbians to chill with lesbians.

You don't visit the other gens much if you think that's the case. In other threads people either don't engage trolls, or they pursue arguments with a degree of self-awareness. No other board is as controlling as this one, as evidenced by this being the only one that has a list of filters that everyone is expected to follow.
The girls in this gen aren't even as good as arguing when they try to. If you're trying to shut someone down, don't resort to passive-aggressive double-think in a vain effort to fain indifference. That is just poor rhetorical skills.

>>6950727
What? I'm confused?

Our thread got invaded so it's dead and I just want to ask somebody if they know where're to buy Valium. I'm almost out.
...Please?

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>>6952224
>The girls in this gen aren't even as good as arguing when they try to. If you're trying to shut someone down, don't resort to passive-aggressive double-think in a vain effort to fain indifference. That is just poor rhetorical skills.

Oh. You're a fedora, I should have known that.

>>6952225
Isn't that something you could ask a local doctor? Or drug store? Or google?

>>6952236
See, that is a better example. A pure ad-hominem without revealing any ideology or logic. More responses should either be this, or nothing. Then there would be less trolling.

>>6952236
>transphobe calling someone else a fedora

Either a couple of trannies got triggered or we have a /pol/ shitposter trying to make us hate trannies.

Anyways just leave us alone we don't want dick.

>>6952238
Valium is a controlled substance

>>6952259
I don't know why you believe you can prevent arguments by constantly saying provocative stuff like that.

>>6952273
Then ask your doctor?

>>6952274

>I don't know why you believe you can prevent arguments by constantly saying provocative stuff like that.

When I arrived this thread was already dead with all the shitposting. I'm just stating my opinion because I have seen this more often than not.

Why just not leave a general alone if you can't accept it's rules?

I don't go on the gay general and shitpost there, it's silly and there's no reason at all to spite people.

I'm not even going to waste my time here anymore I came here, made the post you replied and I'm leaving because this is just silly, whoever wanted to kill the thread did it marvelously well, good job.

>>6952286
>I'm just stating my opinion because I have seen this more often than not.

You aren't just stating your opinion. You are being intentionally provocative. For all the complaints about trannies and fedoras, you sure have the emotional insight of a teenage boy on a atheism message board.

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>>6951910
I just want a cutie to fugg while I stay married to my accepting dood. We can be best friends forever.

But alas it's a dream. I had a chance to do it once and kinda messed around but she moved to a different country before we could seal the deal : (

>>6952120
Oh wow look a tranny anime shitposter projecting . Go dress up as an 8 year old girl and fap you creepo.

>>6952286
>>6952259
To be fair you're always talking about trannies nonstop, even when there aren't any.

How is it a surprise when they show if the thread is alway about them.

>>6952318
This. This whole mess started with someone complaining about trannies, and when told she was being neurotic, calling the girl who called her out a tranny.

>>6951721
After she fiercely rejected me and ghosted me after a "fight" for months, she admitted a few weeks ago that she was jealous I had dated someone else and didn't know how to handle admitting "So remember I said I didn't like you? I lied."

So super close. Now she's my gf.

>>6952327
>ghosted me after a "fight" for months

What is ghosting? I'm a shut-in so my drama glossary is a bit shallow.

>>6952338
to me, it's when someone you speak to suddenly deletes/blocks off social media and/or never texts or calls again, instead of talking things out like adults. Sometimes there's a reason. Sometimes there isnt.

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>>6952247

The fedora is like a hipster. They never self-identify as a fedora. But the signs are always there. They cannot shake them off. It's like an aura that pervades their entire existence and results in >tfwnogf.

I do not know if it is curable.

Here we observe a classic internet-bred fedora in his natural habitat.

>>6952339
Oooh, a friend did that to me. Sort of recently, actually. I doubt I'd forgive him if he tried getting in touch again.

So, I've been gone for a year, as depression and getting stuck between two medical departments left me a complete mess. What have I missed?

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>>6952355

>missing anything good
>on the internet

When will you learn

>>6952345
Wonderful specimen and the reason why I could never date a guy

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>>6952345
>It's like an aura that pervades their entire existence

A fedaura

Is there any way I can date girls with actual interests and aspirations without signing up with my college's LGBT community and hooking up with political lesbians in a designated safe space?

>>6952385
I met my girlfriend at the dentist.
Well she was the dentist.

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>>6952385
OKCupid is filled with normies around my area. I don't see many obvious sjws.

picrelated: looking for the rare endangered species 'homo girlfriendus'

>>6952391
Are you that anon who had the dentist who was blushing around you and your bro told you she was gay?

>>6952394
What do you mean with normies? I lost all interest in girls who only care about drugs, fucking, and parties. Not that there is anything wrong with those things, but I need more than that in a girl.

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>>6952399
As in average women with average jobs and average/nice looks and style and average hobbies, no obvious weirdness, no memes in their profiles, no sjw/fedora shit that would indicate they spend too much time in the bowels of the darknet.

>>6952396
>Are you that anon who had the dentist who was blushing around you and your bro told you she was gay?

No and this is kinda funny now because I thought I was the only one here that got a gf by going to the dentist lol.

quick greentext because why not.

>Toothache, decide to go to closest dentist.
>Get there, she does all by herself (even the schedulling).
>On the waiting room the Olympic games are playing.
>There's a hot olympic rower on the screen with a really nice fit body.
>She proceeds to oogle at it and talk about how hot she is.
>I kinda start doing the same.
>She looks at me with a smirk.
>I blush and stop talking for a moment.
>After the job is done she asks me what's my number and that she wanted to see me again.
>We start talking more, stuff happens, now I'm dating her.

She's a bit older than me which makes things ab it weird sometimes since she kinda treats me like she's my mom but other than that it's pretty good.

Also I work for her at the reception now.

>>6952442
>you will never have this kind of hook-up
>you will never work for your gf and fuck in her office during down hours
>you will never get sexy dental exams

Don't tell me she also wears a lab coat or I might actually kill you.

>>6952455
At the risk of dying yes she does.
Since she goes to the gym before she opens her clinic she usually wears a tank top and yogapants under the coat though lol.

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>>6952466
Gah.

How old is she and how old are you?

>>6952510
37, 25.
Studying graphic design at the college, I don't work fulltime with her.

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>>6952510
More importantly what do you both look like

Did you sexually experiment with your friends as kids? Starting when I was 10 or 13 or something my friend sometimes showed me (straight) porn at sleepovers. I was too dumb to notice that I got turned on way more by the thought of her masturbating next to me under her covers than by the porn. We're still friends and she's straight now. I barely have any attraction to her nowadays whatsoever.

>>6952540
Nah, when I was 10-13 I was more preoccupied with thoughts of pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. I didn't really care about dating seriously until I was like 16.

>>6952570
Sexual experimentation isn't quite the same as dating.

>>6952540
In fifth grade my best friend and I would watch playboy tv downstairs while her parents were upstairs.

I never paid attention to the guys, always the girls. I should have known I was gay from the start. This was the era of the Spice Girls and Sporty was my fave; I should have known butch girls were always going to be my type.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11292689

>>6952602
>preggo lesbos

ooo mama

>>6952540
I was twelve and she was my friend of the same age. Long story short, we were just fooling around, kissing a lot. Eventually we did many awkward sexual things to each other.

>>6952253
Lesbophobe in lesgen.

>>6952540
I got forcefully tongue-kissed by another girl when I was in kindergarten; it was gross. Then in second grade another girl dry-humped me in her room. After that not a single woman has touched me in her life (except for my mom).

>>6953017
Your mom fucked you?

>>6953021
No. Why is lesgen so filled with mommy fuckers, fix your issues you gross shits.

>>6953038
Because we're after the forbidden fruit
>tfw lusting after my sister
I'll see myself out

>>6952540
I had no friends.

>>6953057
Lusting after sisters is another story. Please tell me more.

>>6953086
Okey then

So, my sister was the more responsible one. I on the other hand spent my preteens and teens playing vidya and being angry at the world. Kind of a "rebel" but in reality I were an awkward mess. She on the other hand was much more normal. Not some perfect girl next door but she had ambition. Lots of it.

Anyway, I was having my "I can't be gay period" where I frequently masturbated to lesbian porn and being disgusted at myself immediately after I came. It didn't help at all that I was heavily crushing on my friend and having lewd thoughts at school. 14 and horny, you know how it goes.

Anyway, my sister was the athletic type so she was used to wearing sport clothes and my God did she look good in them. Especially after she came home running wearing those tight running shorts and hair in ponytail. I just couldn't help but to admire her abs and body in general. Of course, this made my self loathing all the worse and I almost tried to pray away the gay. Little did it help and I masturbated at least twice per day. Also my sister had very cute selection of underwear and she liked to wear skinny tight jeans to school. My life back then was a living hell.

Fast forward few years and I've gotten over my incest lusting. I began dating a qt when I hear that my sister is having a girlfriend in college. The info brought all the memories and repressed lusting back. She's probably bi but still. My life was hell and still is in some form.
>missed the change for incestuous lesbianism

>>6953140
>tfw you never had a hot sister to lust after

Wait, this is a good thing.

>>6953153
Or is it?

>>6953160
Good question, let's ask the thread.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11294105

>>6953171
Stupid poll, everyone and their dog knows that lesbian incest is wincest.

>>6953179
http://www.strawpoll.me/11294133
http://www.strawpoll.me/11294133
http://www.strawpoll.me/11294133

>>6953194
It's hot if the mom is a qt.

Gonna blog just because.
>be 17
>it's summer, there are cultural festivities going on in little town I live in
>hanging out with friends at night
>smoking weed and talking about lots of things
>chill.exe
>qt3.14 friend learns I never kissed anyone, to her big surprise
>"Wanna kiss right now?"
>she's literally oggling me close with this big smile
>autismo kicks in
>spaghetti mode activated
>deny offer
>"oh... nvm you're definitely straight.."
>sweat internally
>"……yeah"

About a year later on those same anual festivies we're drunk and she asks me if I'm gay. I question her judgement in an attempted joking manner but spaghetti's leaking out my pockets. Says she started questioning since entering college. A year after that she tells me she's bi and that she dated a girl for a couple of weeks but broke it off because the girl was only doing it for attention.

She's dating a(nother) guy now and although I got it in me it would never work with us, I gotta say that her ambiguous drunk advances screw with me and leave me frustrated. But then again I'm not sure if she's just acting like the typical platonical touch girl and I'm being overly sensitive.

>>6952274
Provocative to who? This is for cis lesbians, as we are all cis lesbians here no one should feel provoked unless you dont belong in here. So go check your male privilages and leave us alone.

>>6953194
Might as well go all the way.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11294195
http://www.strawpoll.me/11294195

>>6953240
>not fucking your daughter
Bitch you straight?

>you'll never have a cute gf who likes art and video games and books and watches anime despite hating 90% of it and takes you to museums

>>6953362
You'll never have a gf at all

>>6953362
There's plenty of girls like that anon, I have such a girlfriend, she's the artist though so I'm art dumb next to her. I've got literature and vidya over her though.

>>6953362
There is. On the other side of the globe.

>>6953362
Anime a shit

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>>6953434

>>6953362
I have a friend like this but she lives far away and probably never would date me
I don't even know if she straight or gay btw

>>6953452
Those tears look super fetishistic. Is this weird porn?

Is anyone else worried that sex will eventually stop giving them doki dokis and they have to get into BDSM fetish play to recreate the thrill?

>>6953549
Try asking this on a thread where there's more than 3 people having sex more than twice a year.

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>>6953473
>Is this weird porn
Nah. Well, idk about authorial intent but drawing her like that does a good job of accentuating how socially unacceptable and emphatic her ranting is so I kind of assume that's the reason.

Man lesgen really has gone to shit

T. Former lesgen tripfag

>>6953618
What anime is that?

>>6953640
I will fix it. And I hope you're not the tripfag I'm thinking of. That dumb fatso can stay dead.

Im straight right guys?
I dont have a huge crush on her right
Right?

>>6953640
>Former lesgen tripfag
Only trannies and bisluts were tripfagging. You can stay gone.

>>6953680
Yes. You only have a huge crush on her left. Stupid, sexy, asymmetric girls.

>>6953690
I'm not bi or trans lol
This was near when the board first started

>>6953640
Its this guy that keeps dominating the thread by samefagging. Then the few that are regulars can't spot his little adolescent ass out, so they humor him. Then he thinks he's making a relivent point simply because he got a "you" and that just perpetuates the kids shit show.

>>6953678
>>6953690
c'mon guys, they're clearly baiting you. nobody ever likes tripfags so why else would they name themselves as one?

This is a lie
>This was near when the board first started
Since lesgen didn't exist until long after the board was introduced

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>>6953694

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>>6953665
Dead Dead Demons Dedededestruction by Asano Inio
Mango though, not anime. Not yuri. Expect to get emotionally rekt at some point, Asano's good at dragging readers' hearts over hot coals.

>>6953738
>Asano Inio
that name sounds oddly familiar

>>6953665
>anime

>>6953723
No there were quite a few recognizable namefags, no consistent tripfags. And lesgen is as old as when /lgbt/ first started. I was there for the first lesgens. It was so new, the girls were so cute and everyone got along. No animu posters. No tranners. Then the bubble burst when tranners decided lesbian applied to them and they stuffed their man faces in the general. The originals never looked back.

>>6953767
>No animu posters
Yeah, right.

>>6953758
Goodnight Punpun? Solanin? Character designs for The Perfect Insider?

>>6953738
Yuri is fucking boring, anyway.

>>6953774
It was paradise.

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>>6953777
oh yeah, i recognize goodnight punpun
that was one fucked up manga but i loved it

>>6952253
Transphobia is p mainstream bruh
Heck even homophobia is mainstream

Fedora however? A very specific internet dweller's lifestyle. For only the finest young men who enjoy, for example, refined anime. Not mainstream TRASH like Attack on Titan.

>>6953820
Your /a/ is showing. No one knows that Shingeki no Kyojin is in any way unpopular among hardcore nerds except if you are a huge weeb yourself.

>>6953767
I've been here since day 1 friend, you're a liar.

>>6953841
I whispered the suggestion to make an /lgbt/ board into moot's ear, Wormtongue style. I'm the only one whose words are valid.

>>6953786
99% of yuri is fucking awful but that doesn't stop me from reading it. After enough exposure you develop a special metric: "this is good, for yuri".

>>6953804
It was a series of punches to the solar plexus, I loved it too.

>>6953873
have you read "I'll Send Her Home on the Last Train"?

i've been meaning to read it but idk if it's worth it

>>6953222
>But then again I'm not sure if she's just acting like the typical platonical touch girl and I'm being overly sensitive.

Dude she asked you to kiss her and she wants to know if you fuck girls. That's for. a. reason. Accept her advances and let her fug your lights out

>>6953362

I don't like video games :(

Did you go to a museum for museum day, anon?

>>6953935
I rarely go to museums because I have bad social phobia and no friends who go to museums.

>>6952526
FUCK
IM SO JEALOUS UGH

>>6953396
Yeah this
As long as I I've I'll always be sad depressed lonely and wanting to kill mysef

>>6953908
The Amagakure Gido one? I remember enjoying it (RIP Hirari ;_;7) why wouldn't it be worth it? It's pretty short.

>>6953840

I may be a weeb but at least I enjoy the parts of Japanese culture that are actually GOOD like Evangelion. I don't just jump on whatever is popular, most of which is trash suited for people with just average or lower IQ.

I bet you mock /a/ because our memes are too complicated for you to understand.

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>>6954015
7/10

>>6953986
i didn't know if it was good or not

>>6953841

There's hardly ever anyone else there, anon, you should go. I have social phobia too but museums are comfy.

>tfw no gf to hold her hand through a museum walk

>post a reply
>see that it's posted
>refresh the page
>my reply has mysteriously disappeared from lesgen

This has happened like 3 times.

>>6954027
>no more Ruu or batoru ever

>>6953952
You want sex, cuddling and snuggling or both?

>>6950058
Fuck off Caidyn

>>6954033
The tank as a whole was pleasant, and the stories subtly unique enough that I vaguely remember them. I'd say it's good. Everybody seems to be looking for something different when it comes to yuri though, so who knows if it's your cup of tea.

>tfw not sure if mother in the preschool class you teach is trying to hit on you or not
>tfw she's definitely way the hell married

>>6953945
Social anxiety sucks eh? Mine isn't that bad so I still go by myself sometimes, but I can't remember most of what I read or see when I'm there. I also waste a bunch of time walking around outside before I can get up the courage to go in, then more time finding unpopulated areas to recharge. Sometimes I have to abandon reading a plaque when someone else comes up and starts reading it. It can still be fun though, I swear.

>>6954034
Depends on the museum, some can get pretty crowded. Weekday mornings are often OK even for popular ones though.

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>>6950727
I just want to talk about straight man poo.

Also you talk like a retard.

>>6954186
>I can't remember most of what I read or see when I'm there

>Sometimes I have to abandon reading a plaque when someone else comes up and starts reading it

I feel you.
Us three oughta start some kind of Anxious Lesbians Club.

Have you been a good lesbian today?

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Would you rather be a girl with a giant ass and a girlfriend with giant boobs
Or a girl with giant boobs and a girlfriend with a giant ass?

Do you buy more clothes online or in stores?

Wait, are the twinks and dykes fighting again? Screw my question let me get some popcorn...

>>6953928
But whenever I try to subtly flirt she seems to back off, act aloof. And she can also get touchy with our female friends.
I think she just gets horny when she drinks, but not enough to go beyond some flirting, maybe, maybe with some luck you can make out for a bit.

God damn she annoys me sometimes with her always suddenly-hot suddenly-cold attitude.

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>tfw gay
>tfw like the smell of straight man poo

>>6954247
Having big boobs would annoy me, so give my gf the nice chest pillows and I'll take the ass I guess.

>>6954247
I already have ass and no tits
I'd go for giant boobs only if I still retain a small, but nice butt.
If I get a flat gross hank hill ass then no

>>6954229
Sure, as long as this club doesn't require any actual social interaction.

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>when you're still in love with her and nothing can change that but nothing can make it right either so you're stuck in this awful limbo missing what you had and unable to move on and everyone's getting sick of your sad sack shit and you can't even get a girl on OKC to message you back so you can feel less like a lonely pathetic failure who is desperately in love with someone you can never be with
how did this become my life lesgen

>>6954280
>Hank Hill ass
>immediately imagine a girl with Hank Hill's voice going 'oh god oh god I'm gonna cum uh uh, ah, BWUUHHH~~~'

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>tfw gay
>tfw going to the neighborhood truck stop because I hear that truckers eat a lot of crackerbarrel
>tfw just snorted coke all night at truckstops on the toilet sniffing straight man fat bear poot n toot
>tfw you can smell the cheese coming from their asshole as they let out a poot n toot
>"PLOP" is the final sound they make pooing while gruntingg
>tfw I cum at the same time as old man straight man trucker poot n toot

>>6954308
Quit posting that stupid pic of Shrek and talking about poop.

Do you ever worry that your naturally more fluid female sexuality will eventually make you attracted to a man?

>>6954289

You don't think a little social interaction would be worth the lesbian cuddles and museum handholding

>>6954331
I don't think men's sexuality isn't fluid. Men are just repressed more. Look at all the guys on 4chan who basically turned bi after all the dickgirl porn exposure and/or lack of pussy.

>>6954331
Nope. I fell out of the gay tree and hit every gay branch on the way down. And I landed on a gay girl. And I did her.

What I'm saying is I'm really sure of my sexual orientation.

>>6954360
But maybe you're just a college lesbian.

>>6954331
>worry
Worry is the wrong word. Wonder? Sure, but if it happens it happens. Gold card crap is just teenager bullshit and memes. No one wants a slut, but you're not a bad person for having sexual partners of any gender.

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>you will never have a flying girlfriend with massive chest pillows that drags them along your head while you're working and you feign frustration so she keeps doing it more

>>6954381
Like a chick that "experiments" with women in college? Nah senpai. I ain't even in college no more.

>>6954339
>cuddles
>handholding
I feel terribly anxious just thinking about this, so how about I cheer you two on from the safety of the internet.

>>6954511
What if you only have a year left to live? Don't you want to get in some quality handholding even just for the sake of not dying without having experienced the touch of a woman?

>>6954309
>pic of shrek
This made me laugh more than it should have.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11296365

I don't like that most lesbians and bisexuals are now associating with the label "queer". Fuck that tumblr shit.

>>6954623
What are you upset about?

>>6954645
That lesbians don't want to identify as lesbians anymore. It's more fashionable to say queer nowadays.

>>6954331
Male sexuality is way more "fluid" as in they will be attracted to nearly anything. Just check out how they go prison gay, the bacha bazi, etc.

I am proud of my homosexuality. It saves me any of the default headaches the world tries to force on people.

>>6954388
Kill yourself non lesbian scum.

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>>6954607
Why would anyone do something that lewd?

>>6954645

I'm an oldfag in my 20s so "queer" has negative connotations

>>6954654
Maybe you're the non-lesbian if you're that easily triggered about it. People who are confident in their sexuality don't need to scream bloody murder at the very idea of someone having a different one.

YOU ARE ALL MEN

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>tfw summer anime is ending
I will miss the Aqwhores and New Gaymus and Ange Vierges.

By the way where can I get a gf like You? I think her cuckold episode made her surpass Kanan as my favorite.

>tfw you can't stomach anything but stereotypically girly drinks

this is totally ruining my tomboy aesthetic baka

>>6954539
I don't really think of things like that as achievements to be unlocked. If I'm not going to enjoy the handholding then I'm not going to do it just to be able to say I've done it. To hell with anyone who decides to posthumously judge me for my lack of experience.

That said, it's not like I'm going to judge anyone who does feel like that kind of thing is important.

>>6953947
I still don't know how things turned out this way but I'm enjoying it a lot, she's like the best thing that ever happened to my life.

>>6954748
>this is totally ruining my tomboy aesthetic baka
>Implying that doesn't make you cute af.

>>6954748
Practice makes perfect, clearly you just need to drink more.

>>6954766
i wanna be cool though!! there's this really pretty girl i've been flirting with for ages, and when we're drinking together it feels so embarassing sipping something bright pink while she has like a whiskey on the rocks...

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>>6954786
That's on my "maybe" list. The only one I will be definitely watching is Brave Witches and some other series that got S2.

Every incoming season looks more and more filled with fujoshit, I don't know what's happening anymore.

>>6954748
Heh, I feel you.

>wanna get into craft beer
>still hate the taste of anything over 8%

Guess it's Redd's Apple Ales and Parrot Bay Margaritas-in-a-can for life.

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>2016
>still doing pleb-tier drugs like alcohol and weed

Does Kantai Collection have yuri?

>>6954848
Yes, but the anime is laughably bad.

>>6954856
Oh. :(
I've seen so much merchandise for it I thought it was top-tier...but I guess it's mainly the game that's good

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>>6954857
Yeah the anime was a piece of shit. At least I didn't enjoy it at all, too boring. The only good thing KanColle has are doujins.

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>>6954857
>game
>good
The popularity stems from the cute shippable girls, the game is meh.

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>>6954800
>whiskey on the rocks

is she a hard boiled detective who has seen too much shit?

>>6954728
There's that ping-pong one by kinema citrus, I wasn't that interested in what I saw of the source material but if they get some of the same animators that worked on yys it could look nice at least.

I'm curious about a few shows, but realistically I'll only end up watching Hibikek. Come at me.

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>>6954890
>Come at me
Don't mind if I do. What's good about Hibikek? Only the beautiful KyoAnus visuals, that's all. The story is meh and the yuri is literal bait. Hibikek makes me sick honestly.

>>6954900
>was going to watch hibi
>heard it was good
>heard there was yuri subtext
>it was bait all along

Thanks anon, think I'll pass.

>>6954900
>What's good about Hibikek?
It's a genuine portrayal of an unusually close relationship between girls. I can appreciate that, yuri or no.

>>6954948
Marimite did it better.

>>6954904
There is yuri subtext, only problem is that the girls are canonically straight.

Post animes that actually have two girls fucking in.

The only one I can think of is when stoic darkhair raped innocent lighthair in that miko show.

>>6955083
Mai-HiME, Valkyrie Drive, Psycho-Ass, Queen's Blade, Ange Vierge, Kanamemo, Kill la Kill, Mnemosyne, StoPani and of course SonoHana OVA and Shoujo Sect. Those are the ones that come to me at the moment.

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>>6955102
Another that I just remembered is Kuttsukiboshi. It's absolutely trash, but it's two girls fucking.

>>6955102
>>6955127
Thank you.

I know what I'll be doing with my Sunday.
What are you doing tomorrow, lesgen?

>>6954997
The novels yes, the anime hell no. Especially the first season, it was a complete mess! They didn't explain anything and skipped so many scenes. It's a wonder we could figure out what was going at all.

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>>6955133
Watch anime, play doto, drink tea and shitpost.

>>6955146
I agree that the anime is incredibly rushed but I still liked what they did with it, and it's still better than Hibikek because
>several couples
>sei
>catholic all-girls' school
>onee-sama
>the boys are literal faggots
>extremely good ost
>comfy light drama that gives a little spice to the sol
>characters have character growth

>>6955170
>implying a cis lesbian would ever play DOTA.

Who the fuck are you fooling?

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>>6955195
Is there a reason why shouldn't I? That shit is addictive.

>be thin femme with /fit/ tomboy gf
>take every opportunity to tell her that she belongs to me
>one day she goes
>"Anon for some reason I feel secure with you like I never felt with anyone else"
>"Because I own you. Your body belongs to me now, so it's my responsibility to take care of it and protect it"

So now I think she wants to marry me

>>6955207
Hot

>>6955170
Hibikek: made a meh novel series into an amazing anime.
Marimite: made an amazing novel series into a meh anime.
Hibikek's looking more impressive to me.

>>6955195
What, because it doesn't have as many waifus as League?

>>6955261
More like
>Hibikek: made a turd novel series into a pretty turd anime.

>>6955276
Well that was a productive discussion. Want to fight about 2DK, G-pen next? I bet you hate it too.

>>6955207
f-fugg

now I'm wet

>>6955307
>Want to fight about 2DK, G-pen next? I bet you hate it too.
Fuck off, don't make assumptions like those just because I hate your beloved yuribait.

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>>6955261
>mobashit
cis lesbian or not, mobas are terrible.

>>6955411
I know and I hate them too but I'm unironically addicted. CS:GO is also fucking shit, Source is better and still play it.

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>>6955365
OK, OK. I just like picking fights with you but I'll stop. Have some kancles.

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>>6955441
I like fighting too but that was going too far. There is a clear difference between girls that have boyfriends and then realize they are gay for each other and girls that are apparently into each other but then go full "tehe no homo I liked this dude all along". I don't even know how can you like Hibikek unironically.

>>6955427
Even No Man's Sky is better than a moba.

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>>6955467
Haha no.

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>tfw join adult softball league to meet lesbians IRL
>tfw everyone else is straight.

>>6955508
How is that even possible? You're probably so ugly they don't want you to know that they are lesbians.

>>6955519
everyone on my team is straight. the other teams are mostly company teams, and there isn't much fraternization between teams.

>>6955459
>There is a clear difference between girls that have boyfriends and then realize they are gay for each other
That sounds more like NTR than 2DK.

>I don't even know how can you like Hibikek unironically.
I think it comes down to whether you view the anime as a separate entity or integrated with the novels. I view it as standalone, and as a standalone piece it's not that offensive. I may not like how the second season handles things, we'll just have to see what happens. You may not agree that it's well-made, but I think it's a lovely piece of work. I appreciate things that are put together tidily.

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>>6955530
If you like Hibikek for other reasons that are not the """"""yuri"""""" that's fine by me, but if you also like it for the """"""yuri"""""" now that's something Erica would do.

>>6955543
Call it yuri, don't call it yuri. Even the Japs fight about what "yuri" is. I don't really care. I legitimately do not even care if they never progress beyond "best friends" as long as they continue to be as obsessed with each other as they are now. If that obsession switches to or is eclipsed by a dude, then I'll be disappointed.

>2016
>namedropping Erica like she's still relevant

>>6955607
>liking your girls sucking throbbing cocks on the side
Well, ok.

Sorry, it's still funny to mention Erica from time to time.

>>6955651
Gross. That's a bit of a jump. Maybe I meant "best friends" like Nanoha and Fate :^)

I'm mildly fond of her, to be completely honest. She's excessively judgmental, hates fun and constantly fucks up the details of things she writes about, but she was the only real English source of info for years and she's kept that shit up longer than I ever could.

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i promised myself i wouldn't do LDRs any more because i want to be able to actually hold my gf but holy shit lesgen, i'm falling head over heels for this girl in florida, and i'm in the pacific northwest. i can't stop thinking about her. anyone in a similiar situation or have any idea what i should do? i can't bring myself to hook up with anyone locally, the thought of what i might be missing in florida is always lingering in the back of my mind.

>>6955749
Don't do it. It's not worth it. It's a shitshow. What you're missing is a lot of bullshit and pain.

>>6955749
Did you meet her here? If so, REALLY don't do it.

>>6955715
Jesus, I would hatefuck you if I could.

>>6955771
That's why I like you so much!

>>6954713
Are you retarded? You said yourself you aren't confident in your sexuality. It's do or die, enough of this bullshit "sexuality is fluid" garbage. Either you are or you aren't. We don't need crap heads like you spreading that trash around. Get gone.

>>6955814
I didn't say that at all. I'm a different anon from the one you had an aneurysm at. I'm completely positive I'm a lesbian, which is why I'm not bothered at all by what that anon said. I used to be easily triggered by such things just like you, when I wasn't sure of myself and in denial about it. You might benefit from a healthy dose of growing the fuck up.

>>6955762
i know it's selfish and fucked up but the thought of her hooking up with anyone else is maddening, i almost want to get into the LDR just to claim her.

>>6955770
nope, we met through a mutual online friend and just had a ton of video games and interests in common. hit it off insanely well, neither of us can go a day without talking to the other.

>>6955864
Yeah, I know that feel. I've done that before. I live to regret it. Trust me, do NOT do it. Find a local girl.

>>6954219
Spoken like a true dumbshit retarded arrogant trolling shit dick sucking annoying adolescent BOY.

So you got that insistent need to assert dominance under control yet?

>>6955864
>>6955897
I dunno, I know a couple who started with an LDR, moved in together after a couple years, and are still together after a decade or so. It doesn't always go south.

>>6955932
There's exceptions to every rule anon. Doesn't make it a good idea.

>>6955932
>>6955897
yeah and i'm pretty unwilling to leave the pacific northwest too. i have no idea about her though, i know she's lived in florida her entire life and hates the heat though.

my hatred of LDRs actually stems from being ghosted on a LDR who was supposed to move in with me, ruined them for years for me. i've had a couple relationships since then that didn't change a thing, but then i had to go and meet her lmao. doesn't help she seems to be really into me too. shit sucks.

>>6956004
Yeah, don't do it. There's no happy endgame there. Moving for a young relationship is usually catastrophic. Even if everything else goes right, it puts an awful unpleasant pressure on the relationship. You'd realistically have to be LDR for a long time first, and LDR sucks. Cut her off if you have to to get over it. Find a local girl.

>>6956031
don't think i could cut her off, but i could probably just enjoy what we have right now for what it is.

i was developing this steady crush on a coworker but she just mentioned she's probably moving 3-4hrs away for school soooo gotta find a new source of frustration i guess.

>>6955846
>replies for someone else
I am so fucking confused. How can someone like you be this stupid? If you want to reply to people who aren't talking to you, say you're a different anon, then proceed to talk about the topic at hand - not just something that has nothing to do with the current conversation. Do you understand? Am I getting to through to you? Bishits I fucking swear.

>>6952602
>no both at the same time option
i mean come on its clearly the best option

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What the fuck, the yuri recommendations here are god-awful.

>>6956511
>What the fuck, the yuri recommendations here are god-awful.
What are these recommendations you speak of? I see no recs ITT.

new thread.
>>6956601
>>6956601

Should we start to go until the image limit like some of the other generals? we dont post as much and we hardly post images, but the board is slow enough that we can probably exceed the bump limit

>>6954062
Welp, thanks for reminding me I never finished spread. Can knock that off the backlog list now. Fuckin "artistically" ambiguous endings.

New thread for you slutbags

>>6956617

>>6956836
read the thread first ffs. someone already made a general literally one post above you.

>>6953362
But I already do, anon.

>>6956378
Are you trying to give me rules of etiquette for posting on 4chan? lol

Funny see a bishit calling a lesbian a bishit as a slur. Hate yourself much?

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>>6949975
"What media (literature, film, TV, anime, manga, comic books, etc) characters do you identify with?
Why?
Do you have a favorite media character? Is it a lesbian?"

I'd say Soleil from Fire Emblem Fates over here is one of the most relatable characters I've ever seen. It's REALLY scary how much she's like me.

>REALLY gay, to the point where girls make us pass out
>Sucks at flirting, but does it anyway
>Girl crazy, super romantic
>Loves cute things, like kittens and puppies
>Always gets friendzoned
>Sucks at singing and dancing, but tries to dance anyway
>NO sense of modesty, to the point where we're much more embarrassed by other people watching us dance than by other people seeing us naked. We both take our shirts off without warning, and I would love to bathe with my female friends if they weren't so hung up.

Hell, even our VOICES sound alike, and I remember saying some of her lines to my ex back when we were together. It really is scary...did Nintendo break into my house?

Plus, the fact that she has such a chipper attitude kept me from going back to drinking after my shitty ex dumped me. She really is my icon, and I love every bit of her. She pretty much saved my life, honestly. I've started working out because of her, and I even want to cosplay her...

Honorable mentions are Homura from Madoka Magica and Helga from Hey Arnold.