/gaygen/ gay general

>>6932980

still only noon here so not much. listened to a buffy review that always sits well with me, a very artsy approach to review.

made me realize that the time i have that i havent been doing anything with could be used to make reviews of another show, but not just reviews in terms of quality, i like the idea of a 'what did we learn' series dissecting the metaphor and philosophy of various shows and movies i like, as thats the part of stories that appeals most to me.

gonna start with steven universe tonight.

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No, it should be cute positivity cis trans boy edition.

remember John from TX? apparently he died

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>>6932980
>10 posts until end of bump limit
>makes thread anyway

>>6933019

I've used this boy's pic on grindr to be mean to all the guys in my area. I've caused numerous guys to delete their grindr account. Some guys are such wimps.

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>>6932980
Read some cutesy webcomic about gay dudes and felt extraordinarily empty for a little while after being reminded of the fact I'm never going to be good enough for a bf like that.

But then I remembered nothing matters anyway, life is meaningless and bfs are just a spook, then went off to play some Divinity:Original Sin. I'm so excited for the next one.

>>6932997
autism
>>6933019
>trans "boy"

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>tfw enemy Volbeat avoids your Ember 6 times in a row even though there are no evasive status changes

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>>6933068
He's more of a man than u

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>not having an engineer qt bf
What's your excuse?

>>6933079
I have a cock

Does he have a cock?

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>>6933128
no thanks

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/autism-experiment-reveals-people-in-technical-professions-are-more-likely-to-have-autistic-traits-a6719956.html

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>>6933130
Cocks are gross. Real boys don't produce testosterone.

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>>6933076
I noticed this too when watching the new X Y journeys and playing the new games there is more missing/avoiding attacks and in the show everyone keeps saying dodge. If it were that easy to dodge an attack why don't they have that as an option when playing the game.

>inb4 new pokemon Aloha has dodge option in gameplay sequences

>>6933153
lol this

engineers are fucking autistic

>job is installing and maintaining machinery
>it's all designed to work under perfect conditions because engineers don't have any idea how the stuff they design actually works
>have to deal with daily breakdowns that could have been easily avoided if the engineers knew what the fuck they were doing
fuck engineers

>>6933237
In straight relationships when the woman and man are both engineers their children end up being severely autistic.

>>6933237
Actually, the idea is you engineer problems into it so it has to be serviced and thus you can make money from it.

If engineers were left to their own devices nothing in this world would be a consumable product.

>>6933128
But if they were smarter than me how would I be supposed to feel superior?

>>6933251
Planned obsolescence is a bad business model long term.

>>6933265
Depending on how you implement that I'd say, for example a lot of companies will build up a name for reliability and a solid product but also introduce these failure points at predetermined intervals in the products life.

If you can rope them into buying the name alone, then coincide the failures with upgrades of the same product you'll make big money.

This is the idea of pretty much the whole modern automotive industry, all modern vehicles are ridiculously throw away. I find it quite disgusting now really, they truly have become a fashion accessory and a show thing as opposed to a necessity to life. A lot of people feel driving is a god given right for them.

>>6933260
Your eyes are almost dead, can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress, and you're a mess
You look in the mirror
You look in your eyes
Say you realize

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your errors

Your mother's dead, she said
"Don't be afraid"

Your mother's dead, you're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

You're a wasted face, you're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust~

>>6933251
That's only true for consumer products

Industry grade engineering is whole different shit. When you have a rock crushing machine malfunctioning because some engineer chose the barely adequate motor, the mining company loses thousands of dollars in profit every minute that the system has to be maintained.

>>6933310
Yeah exactly, when an engineering team is told "make this work and make it work for a long time" they'll do just that.

Its evident in every aspect of life except the consumer market shit.

Engineers don't deserve the blame, they're still answering to someone above them.

>>6933128

physcists are more fun in my experience

engineers are generally hacks

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>>6933330
lol

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>>6933067
>Divinity: Original SIn

I loved that game, besides the fact my buddy and I had to restart it due to our pirated version having some game breaking crash upon entering Cultist Cave.

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>>6933367
>pirating games
Just stick to pirating movies, actually buy games you dolt.

>>6933128

Too autistic

I think it's cuter when big strong guys have traditionally feminine jobs like nurse or teacher :3c

>tfw no big strong nursebear bf

>>6933128

>tfw no chemistry bf to do a nucleophilic backside attack on

>>6933386
Nursing is gross senpai. Big beefy hairy muscular teacherbear bf sounds nicer.

>>6933323
>>6933386
>>6933392
Your eyes are almost dead, can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress, and you're a mess
You look in the mirror
You look in your eyes
Say you realize

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your errors

Your mother's dead, she said
"Don't be afraid"

Your mother's dead, you're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

You're a wasted face, you're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust~

>>6933386
>tfw big strong guy
>tfw librarian
I get a lot of "lol, no seriously"

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>>6933406
I'd like to check you out again big boy. Post pics.

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>>6933367
I'm having a lot of fun with it so far. I wanted to play it with a friend but he wasn't really interested because it wasn't his type of game so I just said fuck it and decided to go it alone. I pirated it myself and I wasn't even sure if co-op would work.

>mfw talking to every animal I see

>>6933386
>tfw no gay men are even remotely into anything mechanical

I can't be fucked with it anymore. I'm going to transition into a girl.

>>6933323
Did you even read my post? Engineers fuck up all the time

Generally, they have only a vague idea what the stuff they design is supposed to do, and they always design that shit to work in ideal conditions. They never design anything that can deal with flukes in the system. When confronted about these design flaws, they always say "muh calculations" or they'll just straight up deny everything and blame the guys who have to deal with their mistakes every single day

There was a time when I still respected them but eventually I became to hate them.

>>6933427

No KR! You have too nice a dick to transition, that dick would be going to waste.

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>>6933427
You should transition into a man and stop all this whining.

>>6933427
w-wanna come help me fix my e-escort?

>>6933431
Yeah but my reading comprehension is shit.

I dunno, I've no experience when it comes to heavy industrial equipment, just consumer stuff of various origins and purposes.

>>6933397

Nursing is cute

Muscular teacherbf would be nice too

>>6933406

Damn

How you doin

More like the Do-me decimal system mirite

>>6933473
Your eyes are almost dead, can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress, and you're a mess
You look in the mirror
You look in your eyes
Say you realize

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your errors

Your mother's dead, she said
"Don't be afraid"

Your mother's dead, you're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

You're a wasted face, you're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust~

>>6933425
Not even that big fampai. Not even 200 poons atm.

>>6933473
>More like the Do-me decimal system mirite
kek. That's probably the best library pick up line I've heard.

>>6933504

>libearian-chan likes my pickup line

O-oh gosh

>>6933406
h-hi, do you want to bareback me? im too insecure to say no if ur a qt

pls reply

>>6933526
No barebacking until we're official.
Also: post pics.

>>6933471
ehh ok man

but even in consumer goods you should always buy the superior product instead of what's cheap and just good enough

a 2010 Macbook Pro works great even now, Thinkpads of the same age do as well.

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What do you think about guys who wear glasses?

>>6933545
They're super cool and people should love them unconditionally.

>>6933545

dont really care. i like guys with and without glasses equally.

>>6933545
I wear glasses.

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If I tell a hookup that I really liked cuddling with him, will that scare him off?

>>6933545
thick rimmed glasses look like shit

>>6933539

>libearian isn't a powerbottom

Dreams crushed

>>6933545
I've got glasses, but I preffer to wear contacts. It's easier to cuddle and chill on the couch if you don't have to worry about you glasses fucking up your ability to get comfy.

Glasses are like +30 IQ points visually speaking though. If you like smart/nerdy guys they're a plus.

>>6933561
Not in my experience.

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>tfw starved of affection

FUCK
i just want a cuddle, god damnit

i wouldnt even mind wearing puppy ears or some other gay shit if it meant I could get cuddles after

;^;

>>6933035
Their fault really. I could clock pretty easy. Wouldn't even be my type as a bio-male.

>>6933545
>tfw have to wear glasses since my eyesight started worsening at 15
>tfw look gross in them so if I go outside I usually don't wear them and walk around legally blind
>tfw contacts are expensive and I never go outside enough for them to be worth it anyway

>>6933598

Post ass and you'll get some affection

>>6933426
Yeah, you can co-op through tunngle with your pirated copy. If you want a buddy for 2, you wanna add me over Steam or something? My pal and I don't really chat much anymore, I got nobody to co-op the next one with.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Keckler

>>6933598
Same. Except that 'puppy ears' sounds pretty stupid.

>>6933539
>post pics

just work off the assumption that I'm an ugly troll

how much viagra will I have to buy you for you to love me

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>have sex with a guy I like
>shake his hand
>he starts laughing
is it over now?

did I do something wrong?

>>6933582
Sorry bb.
To bad you're not a bottom. I could have used a pup.

>>6933602
Contacts are pretty cheap. I paid <$120 for a years worth. Also if you don't use them a lot you go through them slower.

>>6933644
>how much viagra will I have to buy you for you to love me
Depends on how ugly we're talking.
Worst comes to worst, they're always paper bags and blindfolds.

>>6933647
lol Just tell him you're a bit autismo.

>>6933648

>I could have used a pup

Crying desu

>>6933647

lmaoooooo

That's on the endearing rather than creepy side of awkward so youre good

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>>6933665
>a bit
literally diagnosed as autistic

I know about cuddling but is shaking hands somehow only a workplace thing?

>>6933685
Hugs are sort of reserved for anyone you're intimate with. Family, close friends, people you've fucked.
Hand shakes are for anybody you're trying to be polite too, but don't fall into any of the above groups.

>>6933648
I've gotten contacts before and it was pretty expensive to get ones that would last about a month and I'd only really wear for about 7 days spread out.

>>6933703

I got about a years worth of contacts for around $100. You can also do like I do and wear them longer than a month to pad them out. This was without insurance too.

>>6933685
We need to know what country you're from to answer anything about social norms (example: >>6933701 says hugs are only for people you're intimate with, but that's not the case in some european countries)

But yes, in general I can't think of any situation other than work-related where you'd shake hands (unless you're doing it as a joke)

>>6933701
I see

I remember watching an episode of Frasier where he shook hands with a gay dude, and I thought it was some sort of secret signal between gays but Frasier himself didn't pick up on it and it led to an awkward situation where the gay dude tried to woo Frasier

>>6933672
>tfw no pup to play fetch with
>tfw no pup to give head starches and tummy rubs.

>>6933710
Pretty much this. I usually wear them closer to 2 months. Mostly since I don't usualy wear them every day.

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>>6933741

>tfw none of that

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>>6933756
Sup Kohai. How'd your date go with your pup?

>>6933781

Got a second one coming up this weekend :3 Gonna smooch him up this time :3

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>>6933795
>second one

Oh dear you're going down the noodlesandbeef path.

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>>6933806

I mean a second date, silly

How are your baratiddies?

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>>6933813
>I meant a second date, silly
Sure you do.

>how are your pecs

Making progress on them.

But they aren't good enough for my liking, my cubcake thinks they're fine though.

>>6932980
>What made you feel good today?
Certainly not the 5 hours of a maths lecture
Jeez... I have to ask this after that shit. What are my chances of finding somebody around a uni with 23000 people on a dating app in the eastern parts of Europe? I won't bother registering if it's just 40-ish men who collect stds like pokémon

>>6933844

He's probably biased, you should post em so we can give you some objective feedback

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>>6933867
Nah.

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>>6933884

I bet you don't even have baratiddies

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>>6933896
Oi you got me, I'm secretly a hairless and beardless twink.

>>6933935

Did you take that picture when you went to the gym right after your bf nutted in you? :3c

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>>6933958
I plead the 5th.

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>>6933972

Only a matter of time before my soon-to-be pup is doing that

>>6933896
did orrin get fat? unfortunate

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>be shut-in uggo neet autismofuck
>hate my family
>hate my life
>want to move out and in with a cute nerdy boy who I can go out/spend nights in with and cuddle
my life's not going anywhere and I don't have the skills nor self esteem to do anything about it

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>>6933986

Dude he's always been a lil chunkster

>>6934047

was for you obvs >>6933991

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>>6934047
a little but not that bad

>>6934016
try working on your social skills :)

>>6934061

>that bad

I think you mean that good

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>be skinny pale guy
>too shy to openly find a bf
>hate bears and hairy guys
>everyone on dating apps has facial hair/hairy as fuck
>just want a non hairy, fat bf to watch movies and cuddle on the couch

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I'm bored with hairy bearded guys. Post qt twinks.

>>6934074
i cant find people with double-digit bmis attractive :(

>>6934081
ppl usually have the opposite problem. good for you. :)

>>6934090
I'll switch countries with those that have the opposite problem then. I absolutely hate the whole bear thing

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>>6934087

How dare you

>>6934090

Pleb

>>6934087

pedo pls go

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>>6934099
Schukin is such a great husbear.

>>6933986
Post puppy.

would you date him if he looked/sounded like this all the time?

https://www.fb.com/ChrisCrockerOFFICIAL/videos/10154032855689007/

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>>6934120

Never, he's just for me

>>6934131

Didnt even watch, he's a tranny

>>6934131
no

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>>6934101

There's nothing wrong with variety.

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>>6934152
>just for me
>asks for cubcake pics

Aint that a bit hypocritical?

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There is nothing hot about some hambeast working out.

>>6934195
>>6934152

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>>6934195

Yeah but you own your cubcake already and he no doubt knows you post on 4chan

He's not my pup yet so I can't very well go sharing him

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Who here is getting laid tonight?

I hate pedos but I kind of understand them.
Some underage teen boys (13-17) are really hot.
Also many 18-25yos look underage still.

So how can one argue with them about their fucked up desires when we all most likely have felt attracted to a underage guy before?

I wish I could like masc fatties like most of you but they're all disgusting. I would date a 30yo with a underage twink body though, as long as his face is hot as well.

>>6932980
I chatted up a random qt today from out of nowhere and got into a great convo until he had to get off at his stop. My extroverting is finally suppressing my introverted self from my awkward teen years.

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>>6934219
Possibly most likely.

>>6933561
I get really uncomfortable when cuddling with people I don't know. There was a guy I used to hook up with and he always wanted to do that shit.

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>>6934258

I want an uncut dick rubbing all over my lips like chapstick.

>>6934238
You're a pedo, just like every other twink fetishist.

>>6934219
Ha ha funny joke. I get it.

>>6934251
How do I extrovert

>>6934280

It changes by the day. Some days I want to eat a hairy otters asshole, other days I want something smooth and hairless to glaze over with my cum.

Never have found bigger guys hot (200lbs+) though. They just look like they can never possibly relax. They always look uptight and uncomfortable in their bodies. Their muscles/fat makes them look atrocious.

>>6934306
>I'm only a pedo sometimes
Oh, that's okay then.

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>>6934202
Wat.

>>6934208
>you own him
No we're boyfriends, we don't own each other.

>>6934302
alcohol

>>6934321

>we don't own each other

Sure you don't

>mfw pupser's cubcake grabs his butt and says "this is mine"

>>6934280
Kys

>>6934310

well my ex bf was 20
that's the youngest i've been with
but he looked about 15 unless he was tired and grumpy
still doesn't make me a pedo

>>6934349
>Can't handle the truth
Come to terms with it before you hurt someone, sicko.

>>6934350
Sure thing, creep. If you'd fuck a 20 year old who looks 15, you'd fuck a 15 year old who tells you they're 20.

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>>6934342
He does get jealous alot.
I adore it.

But we're both not pups kohai.

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>>6934350
you're wrong sis

>>6934365

the 15yo would be lying
and could have a fake license
that wouldn't be my fault
if I thought he was 20
and he was really 15 idiot
you sound bitter and jealous
that no one wanted you
when you were underage

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Is he gay?

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>>6934393
>These 15 year olds are coming onto me, officer!

>>6934365

That happened to me on my college campus.
So I get this message on grindr from this guy who was cute and said he was 19. Said he went to my uni, his major, all that stuff. We ended up meeting on campus up in the bleachers of the football stadium. We talked, made out, he gave me head, but it was nothing serious. Weeks go by and I start interning as a volunteer teacher at a local highschool and the cute guy ends up being one of my students! He was only 16. lol Luckily he was really cool about it and didn't tell anyone about us. I was scared as soon as I saw him thinking o-shit I'm going to end up on the news.

>>6934432

Btw...he lived right by my college so it was easy for him to find college guys to meet up with for sex. I'm sure I wasn't his only victim. Damn some highschool guys are so cunning and vindictive and many could pass as college students by the time they're 15-16.

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>>6934397
probably just an old fart trying to look young with a tanning booth tan and died styled hair

>>6934370

Only a matter of time before you're squatting with a tail plug to keep all the cummies in :3

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>guy on grindr
>says he's 22
>he's adorable and nice to talk to

Does he look like an underage trickster?

>>6934477
Yes

How important is dick size?

>>6934493

If it's under 5.5 inches it's too small.
If it's over 7.5 inches it's too big.

>pup play

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>>6934449

>>6934501
8in is really nice though

>>6934527

How do you get over his effeminate accent?
Every asian/filipino/etc. guy I've ever heard sounds horribly gay.

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>>6934525

Best play

>>6934527

Yah :3

>>6934537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TOBGvtY160

Does this many anyone else feel forever alone?

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>>6934535
I lucked out I guess or he's got a normal voice?

>>6934537
You're going to end up as some Sugardaddy Musclebear's pup someday. I guarantee it.

>>6934562

>no bf with a qt southern accent

hi gaygen

my boyfriend broke up with me today :c

>>6934650
That sucks what happened?

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>>6934646

y-you really mean it?

>>6934653
He met another guy and now he wants to be with him

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>>6934658
Yes. The sugardaddy musclebear is going to be Rugbae.

How does one become so desensitized to being fucked that they don't even make a sound while a 9" dick fucks them?

http://www.myvidster.com/video/74588284/CZECH_BAREBACK_FOR_CASH__GayBoysTube

is this the result of sexual abuse as a child/teenager that allows this kid to just lay back and enjoy it while making no sounds or expressions at all? or do all guys who get pounded enough eventually have no feeling in their ass? It's kind of worrying.

>>6934674

But I'm his daddy already...

>>6934703
You misspelled pup there.

>>6934714

Pup, I'm his daddy already...

>>6934663
What an arsehole.
Enjoy your vastly improved life now that you don't have a flip-flopping (not the good kind), sneaky, egocentric, psychotic slut dragging you down. Now go out there and get a better bf who is actually capable of love.

>Shave beard completely
>Completely lose libido


Autoandrophilia is real

>>6934663
This was literally my first boyfriend. We came out at the same time after high school in a small town d we hooked up on that reason alone, and 2 weeks into his first semester found someone more compatible

>>6934477
he just looks like he has an eating disorder

>>6934695
you just have a lot of sex and maybe stretch a bit
he's also an actor

>match with only one guy out of dozens on tinder
No hope.

>>6934794
r u really ugly

>>6934751
Dunno about that one, I'm cleanshaven and I'm perpetually horny.

>>6934794
Exactly. There's no hope.

>>6934810
A handful of women give me compliments on my looks regularly.
I like to think not.

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Guys I have been a real slut recently and today I noticed I have several white circular raised discolorations 2-4mm in diameter on the underside of my tongue.

I'm getting tested asap but having to wait until then is killing me, I'm wondering if anyone knows what it is because that would calm me down.

>>6934750
Thanks. Though I guess it wouldn't be fair to put all the blame on him. If he fell for someone else, I guess I wasn't the perfect boyfriend either.

But I think I'm done with relationships for now. I was single the all last year and it was probably the best year I had in a long time.

>>6934759
My first boyfriend did the same thing as well..., and my last one... and some guys I've just dated.

I think I just pick the wrong ones. That, or I'm awfully boring.

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>>6934827
Thats whatchu get for being a slut.

>>6934827

It's AIDS sorry

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>>6934763
>you just have a lot of sex and maybe stretch a bit
>he's also an actor

You really think it's that easy?
I can tell the boy is drugged and is without any inhibitions.
He just does what he's told.
He's most likely part of a gay sex porn ring.
They pass twinks and other guys around like candy.

The same process in all porn is used on many
guys/women just as it's use in child sex slave rings.

All of them are given drugs and passed around like livestock.

I bet Corey Haim had the same lack of expression or concern when he was getting fucked by Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, John Travolta, Kiefer Sutherland, and other older guys who were molesting him since the time he was in the single digits.

i went to peer counseling
it was really pointless, but i'm glad i went if only to say i tried and found it pointless rather than never go and wonder if it was some magic bullet.

>>6934859
i would mel gibson or kiefer sutherland in the 80s/90s desu

>>6934928
What does peer counseling involve?

>>6934930
it's like therapy except a lot less formal and you can just walk in and say whatever to get it off your chest.

>>6934936
That sounds shit

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>>6934848
>>6934858

>>6934823
i get plenty of matches and im busted so trying being ugly and see if it works for you, daddy

>>6934859
didnt ask

>>6934963
it works for people who dont have actual problems

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My boyfriend broke up with me 3 weeks ago, and now the guy I went on a date with yesterday ghosted me.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Is there something I'm doing wrong? Am I a fucking weird, unlovable person and I just don't know it? I don't even have a chance anymore, why do I even bother.

>tfw no small penis bf
>will never see him blush the first time he drops trou and shows it to me
>will never get to reassure him by reaching for it and giving it some good lovin
>will never get to easily deep throat his beautiful little dick
>will never shout out in pleasure when he is fucking me up the ass
>will never slowly turn my small dick sub bottom bf into a masc dom top whose proud of and confident in his cock

Why live ;_;

>>6935072

Life is hard

>>6935073

cute

>tfw no lil ween bf but definitely a bottom

>>6935073
Where you at?

I'm two inches soft, six inches hard.

>>6935072
>two guys don't like me
>the problem is me
you're being a little dramatic, no offense

>>6935094

Canada

also

>six inches hard
>small

>>6935103
I thought be a grower would have been good enough. Shame, I live in Canada too.

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>>6935072
>What the fuck is wrong with me
Please provide me with further information, so I can make a diagnosis.
Have you experienced blurred vision and loss of appetite?

>>6935073

>tfw kinda smallish dick, but might be topping soon

>>6935133

You can do it, topsilon

you can wreck that bussy good

>>6935145

I will Senpai, I will

>started fooling around with another player in my RPG group.
>just mild Netflix and chills, (got and reciprocated a toothy blow job, etc.)
>it was nice. Thought about maybe making it into something more than friends that watch Archer on Netflix with benefits.
>Show up to hang out a day after talking about being exclusive, and get kicked out then told "he's not gay."
>Asks me to quit the RPG group, because "it'd be weird for him."

Thought I found a boyfriend, but it turns out he's just another "straight" guy.
What should I learn from this gaygen; never mess around with closeted guys?

>>6935152
Just pretend nothing happened, and next campaign make a character that flirts with his a lot, and play it up as a 'joke'. :)

>>6935152
Straight/bi guys are so fickle. They have no idea what they want and they aren't to be trusted.

>>6935152

He's gay and closeted af desu

Just tell him if he's not gay it shouldn't be weird because there's no temptation and he's not special/hot/whatever enough for it to be weird for you

>>6935178
He's known to play a female character every now and then. That would be mildly messed up and a bit funny.
But I already told him I am not going to quit, because it's not a big deal, and then lied about being fine with the casual relationship ending. I guess I am hoping to restart the relationship if I play things cool, because pathetic.
Trying to screw with him in games would go against plan A.

>>6935152
he gave you a toothy blowjob, of course he's straight

>>6935206

Gays can be bad at sucking dick too

>been on three dates
>should be happy
>feeling sader than when I was just not seeing anyone

wow im a mess

>>6935229
they can be bad once

>>6935265
:(

gimme attention pls

>>6935285

Post kittypussy

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>>6935306
I'll take some new pics when I'm feeling better <3

>>6935313

Good boy xoxo

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>>6935329

what do you bottoms eat to get shits that aren't so shitty?

>>6935620
ideally, nothing.

Solid food is for fatties.

>>6935620
Green tea.

Or if you live in south-eastern Ohio, crystal meth.

>>6935620

toast and fibrous vegetables in the morning, then skip lunch and supper.

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Which one is better?

>>6936101
Right

>>6933935
>no baratiddies

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>>6936101
Right

>>6936445
source?

>>6936101
Left

>>6936445
>jupp & sp.jpg

How's that tumtum going sp, is jupp making sure it grows bigger and bigger ;)

>>6936465
darkies not allowed here

>>6933548
thanks
>>6933598
same
>>6934535
>sounds horribly gay
how many of them have you interacted with anyways

I'm not gay but I would like to be fucked maybe just once and see if I like it.

>>6934501
>too big
>too
>big
>implying

>>6932980

I ate a cinnamon roll.

>>6934501
Length isn't the issue for most men it's the girth. 6.5 inches round is just about right anything less than that it feels like a pen being forced into your hole and anything more than that will destroy your mancunt and make it bleed for 5 days

>>6936550

Destroy my mancunt, please.

>>6936101

The one on the right is better, but I prefer a hybrid of the two.

>>6936479
>Jupp and sp.jpg
>shorter one is jupp and fatter one is sp

Ayyyyyy lmao

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>>6936696
>fatter
you don't understand bara do you? There's no such thing as fat with baras

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>>6936482
But Im white..

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>>6936748
Nice try blackie

There's nothing grosser than an older man without body hair desu, it makes their skin look baggier and it looks like it'd feel clammy

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>>6936799
That's no way to talk about Hilter.

>>6936799
Good thing I kept some of mine :)

>>6936799
a 63 year old messaged me on grindr and his entire skinnyfat body has not a single hair, it looks gross

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>>6936833
he didn't show you his back did he? you know there's liverspots back there.

>>6935946
>>6935721
Do you guys do this everyday or is your sex not so often?

>>6936885
ew oh god please

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>travel all the way from Whiterun to High Hrothgar
>forget to save/auto-save
>meet up with bear
>die
FML

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>>6936898
>any bethesda game
>not consistently making saves in case the game glitches out or crashes

Your own fault tbqh

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>>6936910
k

>>6936910
That and
>actually losing a fight in a Bethesda game

You guys actually are a bunch of fags

Is it true that feelgood is only 17?

>>6937018
~kill
I presume. Cheat fag.

>>6937025
Who cares, nigger's stupid.

>>6937034
>feelgood
>stupid

he's smarter than most people on this whole board and more sexually active to boot
and at only 17

>>6937054
trip on feelgood you stupid faggot

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>>6932980
>just keep lifting til Circe pays attention to me

tfw tomorrow is cardio day :c

>>6937118
>lifting in khakis
What a fucking retard.

>>6935152
>RPG group.
What game. (if it's 4th you all the bad things happening are charma. )

>>6935073
>>tfw no small penis bf
iktf.
I want a tiny dicked bf, I can tease and keep in a cage.

>>6935285
Post belly pic fatboi

Why do gays go to college to do pansy shit like
>nursing
>computer programming
>social activism
>teaching

Instead of real shit like
>firefighting
>machining
>welding

>>6937666
>go to college
>firefighting
>machining
>welding
You don't need college for any of those things.

If you're just asking why more gay dudes don't have masc jobs/hobbies, it's probably because a lot of gays are fem.

>>6937679
Here's the thing, I'm a kinda fem twink going to a tech school for CAD/CNC/manufacturing, and I swear I'm the only fag in any of my classes (unless some guys are closeted). Everyone in the LGBTQABCDEFG club is some kind of nursing or communications major.

help how do i take a picture of my face?

nb: i dont know how to smile

>>6937695

all of my gay friends are engineers

>>6937695
>I swear I'm the only fag in any of my classes
If they're there they're probably closeted or straight acting.

I don't know what to tell you. Just like women dominate some feilds, straight dudes dominate others.

I briefly thought about being a firefighter. Was lazy though and didn't put in the application.

>>6937728
post a pick of your attempts so far

>>6937695
going to school for nutrition nd culinary arts. i dunno what the other fags in my school are taking and i don't see really any reason to care either lol. i haven't gone to the lgbt club on campus

>>6935285
post dick
i wanna see what made swede walk funny for a couple days

>>6937764
Seconded.
I could use a laugh.

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>>6937734

i think i might go out and get a haircut right now and try again

not sure my hair is really working for me here desu

>>6937797
are you really 17?

>>6937803

im 18 at the moment

>>6937814
>18 at the moment
That's a weird way of putting it. Like you're planning on being 17 again tomorrow.

>>6937824

i mean, im not going to be 18 forever

next year ill be 19, then 20, etc etc
so me being 18 really is a temporary thing.

>>6937797
>>6937728
Remember to focus on other parts of your face than just your mouth, smile with the eyes, or "smize." Don't just smile and keep your eyes wide or dull looking or else you'll either look crazy or it'll be easy to tell you're being fake a shit.

If you can, think of something that genuinely makes you happy, like how you would smile if you saw someone you really like or walked into a room full of puppies and summon that expression onto your face.

>>6937842

if i feel kinda exhausted and crappy atm, should i just give up and try again tomorrow?

>>6937847
If the pic you posted was a recent one of you feeling exhausted and crappy, I suppose it wouldn't really matter because you look great. Honestly the whole genuinely feeling it stuff isn't absolutely necessary but it can help.

I suggest you take the time to study your face and take a lot of pictures trying out different things, then go over them to see what you think works best. If you're not in the mood for that you should just do it on a day when you feel better, because it can have a weird affect on your confidence seeing yourself from a lot of angles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTWWjYTe1I Heres something that might make you feel a bit better in the meantime

>>6937666
>nursing
Kek, I'm doing nursing so I can do flight nursing someday. I don't think riding a helicopter to car crashes or rushing critical transports from one hospital to another is in any way fem.

>>6937867

d'aww. thanks for the video.

i just feel like i always look seriously depressed in my pictures lol

>>6937464
Lewd
Mine's really girthy but it's only 5" long or else i'd volunteer

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>>6937054
Feelgood gets bullied a bunch but I respect him.

Wish his nigger loving ways would cease though.

>>6937828
you mean to tell me, that once every year, you will gain another year in age?

>>6937797
How do you obtain good skin
Mine is like shit tier

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>>6937893

1. shower whenever you get sweaty, dont let the sweat just sit on your face
2. eat a relatively balanced diet, throw some veggies in there and avoid too much cholesterol
3. be lucky

>>6937882

thanks bruh

>>6937890

shocker, i know

I was 250 a few weeks ago, but now I'm 231
Am I doing good? Or am I an eternal fat ass?

>>6937879
I've known people with a similar problem before, hell I was one of them. I think you should start with your eyes, practice trying to smize or look more energetic. You honestly don't look depressed in your pic, just sort of bored.

You don't even need to actually smile, you seem more like the type that could actually pull off the whole not giving a shit above it all resting bitch face aesthetic, you just need to stop being so insecure about it.

>>6937918
Months*

>>6937797
Why are you shirtless?

>>6937930

i just had a nap, and i always sleep naked because its comfier

>>6937918
You're doing great! Don't give up, progress takes time, especially if you want to do it right and not end up with tons of loose skin.

Take your time, be patient and stick with it. You'll get there eventually and you'll be glad you followed through. We're all gonna make it.

>>6937938
Bruh

>>6937935
Oh, fair enough. You do have nice skin, don't ruin it with smiling.

>>6937914
Stop bullying me on /fit/ all the time feelgood ._.

>>6937951

stop shitposting on /fit/ all the time then

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>>6937919
Heres an example pic of me smiling. I think I've got a pretty good technique, gets all the boys hot and bothered.

>>6937963

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>6937967
Hlirgh

>>6937963
i thought you had shorter hair?

>>6933544
I have a dell laptop I bought in 2010 for like 300$ everyone said it was a bad idea cause it would break down after a year and that dell wasn't a good brand or whatever but I've been using it for the past 6 years and it still works pretty damn well. Idk what my point is really.

>>6937998
A year ago maybe. Might get it cut again soon, though I never looked good with short hair either

>>6937998
>>6938010
I think he'd look cute with shorter hair C:

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>>6937960
Where else am i going to post about how the worlds done me wrong?


Trannies have taken over r9k and women and normies that brag about their sexual exploits. That's not something I want to hear


O wow you're geneticallu gifted so you fucked someone with other genetic gifts good for you.

Nobody but you cares.

>>6937963
You look like a little bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMsXOUHG_SY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulwPz0D6b7E

show off your favorite pair of undies

>>6938125
I have this pair of SpongeBob twinkboi boxers that I had since I was like 14.

>What made you feel good today?
Nothing. Good things only happen in my dreams.

>Tfw qt crush started teasing me now.
It's mean but turns me on at the same time.

>>6936101
Neither

I like guys who have a face tbqh

>>6938125
kek, I bought a bunch of identical baggy gray boxers by the kilo a couple of years ago, they're getting torn now, but I keep sewing them instead of buying new ones for some reason, no idea why, they're not expensive or anything

>>6938125
I'm not attractive enough to care about my undies.

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>>6938213
Did you at least have a nice dinner?

Good food is always uplifting. Be sure to get all the vitamins and the right sort of fats your brain needs to function properly, and you'll get out of your slump in no time.

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>>6936101

Both.

>>6937118

Why are you lifting in khakis? Are you high or something?

>>6938036
>being bullied by feelgood

Maki pls.

>>6938274
I'm skipping dinner because I want to lose weight. I think I'm starting to enjoy the sensation of hunger, so that's nice I guess.

>>6938321

Just suck on some ice.

>>6938330
That sounds uncomfortable. I'm drinking a lot of water though.

>>6938287
why would I not?

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>>6938337

Try hospital ice. You can get it at Sonic or Chick fil a.

>>6938343

Because it's not gym attire. Do you lift wearing jeans too? lol

>>6938352
Why do you want me to suck on ice?

>>6938360

It can curb hunger. Just a suggestion short stuff.

>>6938321
>skipping meals in order to lose weight
>not having twelve bite size portions daily
No wonder you feel like shit

Are you at least taking your vitamins? Pills have no calories, so you have no reason not to make sure you're getting enough B12 and D3, those are the most important to not feel like killing yourself

>>6938352
No but my gymbro does.

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So.... what is everyone up too?

>>6938364
Thanks. I did not know that. Still, water fills me just fine.
>>6938368
I don't think that hunger is what makes me feel like shit. It's the constant state of anxiety over an upcoming entrance exam, my dog being sick, my friends shunning me, having to do favors for people because I can't say "no" even though I have plenty of my own shit on the plate, hair loss, and a general lack of things to be joyful about.

New thread

>>6938480
>>6938480
>>6938480

>>6937458
Edge of the Empire.

>>6937666
Satan I am going to college to become a lawyer. Because I have an aptitude for it, and because I'll never have kids/don't particularly care about making lots of money, so I can devote myself entirely to being the type of ethical lawyer I want to become.

>Instead of real shit like
>firefighting
Not physically strong enough for it, and I wouldn't want to have a career that involves life and death decisions.
>machining
No aptitude for working with my hands, and it seems boring.
>welding
No aptitude for working with my hands, and it seems boring.