Gay General - It's A Beautiful Day Edition

feces in urethra edition

>>6927481
Well I never considered it to be racist but I suppose it is, I'm just ignorant then I guess. I dunno, I feel like I've not made my views exactly clear but its not like such an opinion can ever be a light topic so I'll leave it at that and you can take from that what you want of my character.

>>6927570
1400 white girls were raped by Paki gangs in Rotherham and you're apologising to some cuck for making a comment about Pakis being horrible to work for?

C'mon m8 you're better than that.

>>6927570
lmao you're a racist dogfucking manlet

>>6927590
Citation please

>>6927596
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/aug/26/rotherham-sexual-abuse-children
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11059138/Rotherham-In-the-face-of-such-evil-who-is-the-racist-now.html
https://www.rt.com/uk/188144-shaun-wright-resigned-rotherham/

If you're British, I'm surprised you're asking for a citation, this shit has been in the news for years. If not, fair enough.

>>6927590

when rugby starts defending you is when you know youre racist

>>6927621

except theres a difference between 'some people from pakistan commited heinous crimes' and 'all people from pakistan are bad'. Nobody thinks that all white people are violent terrorists even though all of the London bombings in the 70s were done by white Irish people.

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>people picking on kingrice because he dislikes pakis

I have to agree with rugby, don't fucking apologize to these retards.

>>6927590
Yeah, I dunno what the fuck I'm even doing on here.
>>6927595
That's basically the gist of it anon.

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>>6927635

Have a cute picture :3

Well, this gaygen's off to a nice start...

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>tfw no police officer bf

>>6927635

Have you only slept with white dudes? I'm not trying to guilt trip you I'm just wondering.

>>6927659
He only sleeps with canines

>>6927659
Yeah but I find other races attractive.

>>6927665
Sadly I have never fulfilled that fantasy.

>>6927668

I have always found you handsome and i love that you're into cars and bikes. If i ever get a chance to visit London you can be my tour guide.

And i think the dog stuff you're into is hot so don't feel bad for these sjw shaming you.

>>6927665
>>6927668
>>6927676
This dog thing, is KR the plug or the socket?

>>6927683

I would hope both honestly >;3

>tfw he's straight
So do I just rape him then?

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Do any of you have sassy profiles on grindr? Like, a checklist of things guys should or shouldn't do or have in their profiles. Does it work? If you don't have one, what do you think of them?
My profile is rather barren, a pic and an apology not replying instantly because grindr is shit.

Its bad enough people know I'm gay but if they found out i want to take nigger cocks i could never live down that shame.

Guess i will have to find a hung white guy or something to fill this need for big cock or whatever.

>>6927703
I don't know if they work or not, but I always skip over profiles like that.
I'm not going to jump through hoops to get your attention.

>>6927709
>i want to take nigger cocks
Why? They legit look like poo.

There's pleanty of hung white dudes out there to satisfy your size queendom.

>>6927712

I guess i fell for the bbc thing.

>>6927590
>>6927621
Rugby stop playing /pol/ and post ass.

>>6927643
Does it ever really get any better though if you think about it.

>>6927700
Remember to get home drunk first

>>6927761
*him

>>6927700
Tell him it's fine and not gay as long as he says nohomo

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>Nice calm rain outside
>Day off
>Was just spitroasted by two men before they both came on my face and chest
>Plan to take on some pesky life tasks now

Anyone else having an unusually wonderful day?

>>6927773
We don't like your type around here, normal.

>>6927683
Socket.

Its also only German Shepherds, no other dog, so I'm racist!

>>6927676
Yeah I think you mentioned it before, let me know when I'd love to, I never get to go.

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>>6927774
I'm sure you can have a nice day too, if you try.

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>tfw nobody to cuddle and compliment a lot

I think you guys are wonderful and I love you lots. I hope you have a great day.

>>6927836
My options are limited to playing videogames, masturbating and sleeping. That would be a tall ask.

Is there anything more masculine than being gay? You're basically dominating another man.

>>6927864
I'm pretty sure they're some straight guy 'masters' who do that to gay men.

>>6927864
Are flamers the only reason society views being gay as effeminate and non-masculine as possible? I always thought the concept of gay sex as real masculine, two muscular men buttfucking each other has like 4x the amount of testosterone than hetero sex.

>>6927841
>compliment a lot
I'd probably get annoyed after a while. Compliments feel a lot less genuine, if they come all the time.
>>6927864
Feels pretty great, desu.
Much more satisfying then domming a girl.

>>6927730
no fuk u

>>6927630
>white Irish people
Irish aren't white. It's a commonly accepted and scientifically-backed fact. All Irish are enemies anyway, so your point is invalid.

All people from Pakistan are bad because they are Muslim. If you're Muslim, you're automatically a bad person because you're subscribing to a death cult. If they had any intelligence, they would distance themselves from that cancerous community.

If you want to try to deny facts like a typical libcuck, go ahead. I've popped another perc so I'm in the mood for some comfy banter.

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What are some good books with likable gay characters?

>>6927848
Sounds cozy. I wish I could just relax for a day.

>>6927958
>Irish people aren't white
>"White" is a scientific term in terms of race
>All Pakistanis are Mudslime

Remember when people put effort into troll posts?

>>6928007
>I have no argument. I know, I'll just say that he's trolling! Haha! Now back to /r/cuckold...
Literally you.

>>6927958
Rugby-chan you'd be better at doing camshows for money then you are at trying to be an autistic /pol/ user, please just get your mantits out :(

>sex doesn't do much for me
>want a bf
>sex is apparently a requirement for getting a first date, let alone for a relationship

I hate this.

>>6928020
I'll suck yer dick for a percocet refill

>>6927823

Breedcist?

>>6928023
If you're not enjoying it, you're doing it wrong. Figure out what you like.

>>6928011
I mean, you could cite your "super scientific source" proving that Irish people aren't "white".

While you're at it, please explain what you mean by "white". Caucasian/Caucasoid? White in terms of complexion alone?

Also, I know plenty of Pakistanis who are not Muslims (and most of them aren't even religious).
>inb4 lol anecdotal ur wrong
Well, you did say they're all Muslims... and that's enough proof to show that some aren't...

>>6928051
>you could cite your "super scientific source" proving that Irish people aren't "white".
Skull shape, ethnicity.

>please explain what you mean by "white"
Europeans, excluding Celts, Southern Iberians and Southern Italians. Also excluding slavs, with the acknowledgement that there are a spread of white genes going down from Western Europe through the Balkans to Greece as left by the Varangian Guard migration.

>Also, I know plenty of Pakistanis who are not Muslims (and most of them aren't even religious).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya

>>6928041
I know it's my fault. I think I don't like it because I'm too anxious. I always worry that I'm not clean enough, that I look stupid, that I missed a spot while shaving, that I'll cum too soon, or lose my boner. It just feels stressful. I think I would be fine in a loving relationship where I trust the guy I'm with and feel able to relax around him. But I'll never get to that part because of my initial hangups.

>>6927993
Same. Masturbating and videogames get a bit old after however many years. Hard to relax.

>>6928068
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
Yeah, because I'm sure that
>Myself
>My father
>Half of my father's siblings
>Several of my friends
would denounce Islam and proclaim themselves to be irreligious both to their extended families and to other, unrelated muslims.
Yes, it did result in us being semi cut off from our extended families and the muslim community. No, we didn't give a shit.

>>6928114
Oh okay, so you're Muslim then. Your opinion is irrelevant, never reply to me again, fuck off back to your cave. Day of the rope is coming, sandnigger.

>>6928129
Like I said, I miss the days when trolls put the effort in.
Fuck off back to England, lad.

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>tfw no qt geek bf

>>6928069
Never say never, my friend. You're just the type that needs to feel more comfortable before you can enjoy sex.
Embrace your quirks, you'll meet a guy that won't mind. And don't be afraid to tell a guy that you're uncomfortable and would like to wait. It takes two to tango, and the right guy for you will respect that.

>>6928129
Post belly

>>6928138
belly

>>6928134
Using the "everyone against me is just trolling" defence mechanism is going to get you hurt one day. You'll be in a pub and hear someone say something and just glance it off as irl trolling, then you'll get bottled. For your own safety, fuck off back to ISISland.

>>6927906
I suppose that's fair. I just love telling people how much I appreciate them, it usually makes them feel good which makes me feel good because empathy and stuff and it also makes my otherwise despicable ugly existence feel validated in a positive way. I'm tired of feeling responsible for making others feel like shit my whole life. Who the fuck am I to bring other people down?

>>6928145
>Pulls obvious no true scotsman
>Pulls obvious strawman
>"im not trolling ur just playing the victim"

I'll just wait for the next gaygen; I can't look at these posts without feeling my brain cells (neurons and glial cells) committing apoptoseppuku.

>>6928038
More Loki.

>>6928145
>>6928156
I think we can all agree it's best if we stop this /pol/ tier flamewar and have Rugby post his nudes.

>>6928167
>have Rugby post his nudes.
Can we have a flame war instead?

>>6928169
Since when did you think having having shit taste was acceptable on this board?

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>>6928177

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What is his secret? He's fat, old and balding but still manages to be attractive

Celebrity status is not a valid answer because all other fat, old and balding celebrities are not attractive

>>6928210
Being white helps.
It's not fair.

>>6928212
He's Jewish

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>>6928177
Well considering some morons here find niggers, IrishAnon, AnnSkellington etc. attractive, and have done for a long time, it does seem to be "accepted". Doesn't make it any less repulsive.

I feel like utter shite from the meds and have water retention from dbol so I'm not gonna take any new pics plus i rly cant be bovahd, you can have an old one though <3

>>6928215
Even better.

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>>6928223
If I ever had sex with a jew I would call him a filthy kike while putting my dick in his gas chamber

I'm not a legit nazi though

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>>6928160

>>6928235
I've got a condom in my wallet that I got with an energy drink from a vending machine at Auschwitz. Saving it to fuck a Jew with, then tell them where it's from afterwards and record the reaction.

>>6928235
That's hot, you make me wish I was Jewish.

Anyone wearing anything fun for Halloween? Best to prep now.

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>>6928241
>they sell condoms at Auschwitz

>>6928250
Halloween is for people with a life.

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>>6928254
Halloween is for commies

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>>6928252
Dude I fucking died laughing into my hand when I saw it in the vending machine.

You also have to pay to use the toilets... but at least the showers are free! I bet they did that just so people could make that joke.

>>6928260
Your face is for commies.

Also, Ward Sutton only has one joke.

>>6927981
>good books with likable gay characters
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>6928260
>tfw can't be Lenin for Halloween because the indoctrinated capitalist society will ostracize you for being "weird", thus preventing you from publicly spreading your message of the eradication of the bourgeoisie to the proletariat in order to take back control of the means of production.

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>>6927532
> Believe in yourself.
No thanks, senpai, I just ordered my exit bag.

>>6928241
>Fucking a jew
Rugby I just realised all you have to do is fart while they rim to simulate a gas chamber.

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>>6928281
I just snortlaughed ice tea out my nose reading that.

>>6928270
Is this a real product?
>>6928272
You're a one joke kind of guy yourself, interesting to see you don't like Kelly
>>6928275
>i-it's the capitalist bourgeois conspiracy that's preventing me from dressing up as a funny man from the last century, not my own feelings of inadequacy!
Sure thing bro

>>6928275
dress like Hitler instead.

>>6928216
>AnnSkellington
Ann looks like a more atractive version of you.
Although I guess the technical term woudl be a less unattractive verision.

>>6928304
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/billy-boy-new-energy-drink-condom-included

>>6928310
He's got a decent body (and nice feet omnomnom) but his face is FUCKED. And his body loses a lot of points considering he fucked himself up with fake roids lmao

>>6928304
Cmon. I have lots of jokes.

>>6928216
>ywn use Rugby's belly as a pillow

>>6928322
Nah just one, and that's you

>>6928310
This.

Chris Crocker is qt now

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>>6928359
He's fat now.

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>>6927823

>>6928388
citation needed

>>6928401
he's really careful to hide it but it's obvious. just look at his face

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>>6928401
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKOLNYsAkpS/?hl=en

There are two types of gay people: some like dancing and the others like fighting

Which one are you?

>>6928416
oh, honey

>>6928411
so hes not even hiding it now?
he's like 5 years too late to be a cub

>>6928411
Aw

well, everyone has their bad times, If I were his bf I'd pay the lipo

nice twink you've got there, what's his name?

>>6928418
>oh, honey
You must be the type of gay who likes getting beat up a lot

>>6928416
Defintiely fighting.
Nothings hotter then making out with a fat lip.

>>6924330

tell me more about this perfect man

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>>6928418
No, he's trying to own it, but it's obvious that he's just dealing with a cocktail of emotional issues.

>>6928423
Some of you people have a really weird idea of what a twink is.

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>>6928440
>mfw a bitchy bottom is going off at me but remembers his place after getting a straight right in the jaw

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>>6928416
Break dance fighting.

>>6928416
I don't like either of those things.

>>6928488
>Break dance
90s called, they want that shit back
>>6928493
That's why you're still a virgin

>>6928467
cmon that's twinky af

>>6928500
Nah, 'm virgin because I'm a fuckup. Not liking dancing is incidental.

>>6928416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68

>>6928488
this would make a good album cover if it was painted

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I'm going as Harley for Halloween.

will try to Butch it up a little

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>>6928509
>'m virgin
pic related m'lad
>Not liking dancing is incidental
also, pic related

why do you hate fun? is it because you don't have any friends to have fun with?

>>6928553
>I'm going as Harley for Halloween.
>will try to Butch it up a little
That's dumb.
You're dumb.

>>6928557
hahahahah fucking got him

what an IDIOT

fuck that guy

>>6928493
Dancing can only be performed by means of drinking, so you'll need to drink too which you also dislike.

Also, new series of red dwarf out soon. And I'm cooking a curry. Its all go.

>>6928557

Mostly because it's gonna be cold and I don't wanna wear boy shots. So maybe Red Jean Cut offs with Blue paint on half

And I'm not gonna wear a wig. Gonna paint my eyes and my mustache instead.

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>>6928569
>Dancing can only be performed by means of drinking
Yeah right

>>6928416
I'm the one that stands in the corner and watches everyone else dance and fight.

>>6928569
>Also, new series of red dwarf out soon
I don't belieb.

>>6928588
Well, you can dance horribly without it, or you can dance horribly but *think* you're the Ainsley Harriot of disco.

>>6928599
Yeah, season XI I believe, I cannot wait.

Hopefully I'll wind up watching it with my friend who is into SciFi, I didn't know he actually like red dwarf until the other night, I wanna marathon it with him.

>>6928569
The last time they tried to make any more Red Dwarf it was pretty bad.

>>6928555
I hate fun because I am disappointed by my performance in life.

>>6928621
Are you gonna fuck?

>>6928625
What? Season 9 was shit where Lister met his newer counterpart in Coronation Street and shit, but season 10 was fine.

>>6928625
Well the back to earth lark was rather pants but the season after that got to its old roots. Wasn't great but is nice to be back.

I've only seen a snippet of the advert but for the most part it seems decent, they are very old now however. I'm not going to have high hopes for it, but I expect it to be good.

The new robot wars was banging.

>>6928626
Not sure at this point, I think he's getting confused feelings for me. Some mornings I wake up and he will pull me in and snuggle, then he will get mad and call me a fat bitch.

>>6928641
>Some mornings I wake up and he will pull me in and snuggle, then he will get mad and call me a fat bitch.
Living the dream

If he doesn't wanna pork you gimme a call and we can marathon and do it doggy style all night desu

>>6928594
>>6928604
>he can't bust a move
>he can't throw a punch
disgusting tbqh

even african negros can do at least one of those things
>>6928625
>I hate fun because I am disappointed by my performance in life
disgusting

>>6928641
Oh yeah, now I remember I hate you.

>>6928665
I dunno, I can dance alright, haven't done it for years now. And I've been told my punches are stunning because I have bony knuckles, I used to play toe-to-toe a lot in school. Knuckles too.

>>6928649
Its an okay situation, I enjoy the romantic side of it but his confused state sucks. When its just me and him he's really sweet to me but generally when we hang out in a group he basically bullies me in front of them.

He is straight though, so I'd rather not pursue it and ruin the friendship.

I'm more than happy with it as it is now, though he can be a dick.

That sounds like a nice situation anon, though I wouldn't get hyped up for sex, I'm not that sexual these days.

>>6928688
the doggy style thing was just relating back to earlier, we can also do it missionary if you're feeling vanilla these days babe

>>6928720
Haha oh right, reverse cowgirl was always my favourite.

>>6928677
Because of red dwarf?

>>6928665
I won't deny it, I'm a disgustingly pathetic creature, and it's in everyone's best interest that I don't ruin the fun and make it awkward by even attempting to 'bust a move' or 'throw a punch'

>>6928727
Wow alright then, raunchy bastard. Shame I can't afford to get to London rn

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>>6928688
>Knuckles
I remember that game. Nobody wanted to play with me despite my horrible reaction speed, because my bony knuckles hurt too much to hit.

We also had this game where you'd flick a coin at each other's knuckles.

>be closetfag
>get lunch with someone from Grindr
>it goes well
>I get home
>I want to die
I give up on people.

>>6928763
Same.

>>6928688
Sounds like he's at least bi but closeted/in denial. Anyway, you deserve better than that, gurl.

>>6928763

You just need to snuggle a cute boy

>>6928739
Ahhh, in my school the coin game was called knuckles and usually played with 50P coins.

In fact, I do think the other game was also called knuckles. I guess anything that involved knuckles was called knuckles.

We had another game called, for lack of a better word, cuntish. You'd toss pound coins at a wall and whoever landed closest to the wall got to keep them all. The name came from the fact that if you threw a bad shot you could shout cuntish and have another go. That got banned because it was gambling and in lessons you'd just hear kids shouting out cuntish.


>>6928738
Well you kinda started it!

>>6928769
I envy the guy who gets to date you :(

>>6928688
>I can dance alright
Is that what people tell you?

I bet you dance like shit. I bet you can't even do a 360 and walk away, let alone anything more complicated
>>6928730
Clearly you just need a man who leads and teaches you some moves.

Sadly, I cant be that man.

>>6928780
You mean my hand? Dunno if that really counts as dating.

>>6928803
Naw, they said I dance like a white boy, so they taught me how to dance.

>>6928772
Yeah I should think so, I do like him a lot but again I'd rather stay friends with him than have a short lived affair of some kind.

If there was a good solid chance of us being together for a decent period then I'd happily date him.

>>6928777
Kinda, but even so spread 'em and butter up.

>>6928467
he clearly has some kind of deep seated identity issues but of all things, this?

>>6928825
So what you going to do about it?

Personally I'd start dating someone else and stick that under his nose so he either owes up his feelings or cements your friendhood.

>>6928825
Blacks can't dance for shit, it's all twerking and crap

As much as I hate to admit it, the Italians know how to really get a move on

>>6928864
>it's all twerking and crap
>this is what sheltered sissy white bois actually believe

>>6928874
>black """dancing""" is anything but stupid meme tier shit
>this is what niggers actually believe

>>6928874

Yeah he totally forgot about krumping

>>6928895
How about you krump on this dick, daddy?

>>6928900

Post it

>>6928834
But I'm very nervous, it's been a long time!

>>6928861
That's the trouble, I don't wish to lead him on in a sense, its not my intention to do so at all. Its really quite difficult.

The trouble is I don't actually do any dating or anything, I just let it come as it comes when it comes to guys really. I should just start dating though and it would take my mind off it all.

I don't really find myself crushing on him out of desperation or anything, he's just someone I'm genuinely attracted to physically and mentally.

As it currently is when I show interest in other guys he makes fun of me, likewise when I make fun of him when it comes to girls he just says I'm jealous... Which is true..

>>6928921
Let's see those jiggleys quiver fuckboy

>tfw met a spicy hairy married guy on craigslist
>wanted to just suck me off
>end up sucking his nipples as he does the typical "you like daddy's nipples" shit
I'll never understand daddy shit

>>6929020

>Mmm drink up daddy's milk

>>6929026
stop

>2016
>liking dads and bears

lol you must be fat and ugly

>>6929020
People should just stop having fetishes if you ask me.

In other news everything is frustrating and terrible.

>>6929062
how'd you know?

>>6929077
cause only good looking dudes like me get all the twinks and twunks

only fatty mcfat fats get fatty fats and daddies

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>>6929062

>>6929087
but im a twink that got a daddy

>>6929087
the hell is a twunk

>>6929101
Pretty much just a normal guy who regularly engages in moderate phyisical activity.
Gays need to come up with a bunch of cringeworthy terms for stuff like this.

>>6929118
>says the fat guy

>>6929020

Was he a spicy jumbo big dad?

I think he might be getting back with his ex gf now, which explains why he's been so distant these past few days...
I know for a fact he gave her a ride home from uni on friday and also today.
I keep telling myself I don't care but I obviously do.

She's such a fucking idiot. He's gonna hurt her again and she deserves it for being immature.

>>6929132
you deserve it for not converting him

my ex converted me, probs never go back unless taylor swift called me

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>>6929121
How do you even come to a conclusion like that from an anonymous post that had absolutely nothing to do with fat people? This is why so many people on this website get accused of projection.

>>6929141
Yeah, whatever fat ass. Pictures of Julian won't save you from SS+GOSAD

the appeal of swole dudes comes out of a desire for protection. one thing you naturally want in a mate is someone who can protect your property/children/whatever. this leads some to think that muscular dudes are ideal.
the desire for chubby dudes comes from a desire for wealth and comfort. being fat is a trademark sign of wealth in history and media. if you tried to think of a wealthy person in your head, you'd think of some big fat dude with a monocle smoking a cigar. the wealthy for a lot of history were some of the only ones allowed immediate access to food. this has wired some people's brains to associate being chubby with protection and wealth.
there's also the factors of how certain body types are naturally associated with different personality traits that are desirable. it's really just a matter of preference.
>inb4 t. butthurt fatty fat
>inb4 t. buttblasted masc fag
i'm just sick of seeing this shit in every single one of these threads. it's repetitive.

>>6929159
>doesn't know history
>muh fertile goddess meme of large curves
Lol. I can tell you're a fat apologists.

>>6929128
More musclebear with less bulk, or a beefier/more swole otter

>>6929159
I just want a chubby guy cus they're cuddly and there's more to squeeze.

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>>6929217
Why not just Muscle chubby? More of the good stuff to squeeze and less of the nasty shit.

>>6929312
I love both, but musclechubs are harder to get I think.

>>6929312

Bet he smells good desu

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>>6929342
Fresh workout smell all the time.

>>6929217
If you think about it, it's easier to squeeze a smaller guy.

>>6929361
I just prefer bellies.

>>6929101
It's a more muscular twink.

Not to be confused with an otter, stallion, or pup. Which all have varying degrees of hair, muscle/bodyfat, and age.

>>6929363
Not a fan of 'tummies' then?

>>6929217
>chubby guy cus they're cuddly and there's more to squeeze.
tried a chubby guy the other night, wasn't as bad as I thought, but I'm sticking with skinny from now on.

>>6929375
Define 'tummies'

Honestly I shouldn't be picky, but I don't like bony guys.

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>>6929349

W o o f desu

>>6929381
Tummies are tummies and bellies are bellies. That's just how it is.

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>>6929349
someday I'll steal you away from jupp, then samurbi, then senpai
someday
;-;

>>6929349
Can you describe this smell to a sheltered loser?

>tfw too "Manly" to be a tranny and no one would want you as a bottom
kill me please

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>>6929394
LMAO
>they think that's SP's belly

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I fucking hate being gay. 99.9% of gays are retarded lib cucks and immoral faggots that'll fuck anything that moves. Why even live.

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>>6929416
oh it isn't?
i have this one then :3c

>>6929422
What's the point of being gay if you're not going to eat every ass that comes your way?

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>>6929427
You may have it in pixel form, but you'll never feel it for yourself.

>>6929422
Iktf bruh.

It's a strange feel to be a gay veteran who hates just about everything.

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>>6929433
never say never pupp

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>>6929440
I feel like a lot of gays just have really bad daddy issues so they go around fucking everything. Thank you for your service btw.

>>6929422

There's literally nothing immoral about fucking a lot of dudes

>>6929453
DELET THIS

>>6929503
what about getting fucked by a lot of dudes?

>>6929513

That's sinful

Bottoms = sin

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>>6929453
WTF

>>6929514
Well I guess that makes you the devil then.

>>6929525

Tru, I am good at convincing innocent nekobois to bottom

>>6929530
Rugby's a total bottom if I ever did see one.

>>6929542
You must be blind then.

>>6929542

It's because she's trans, too much dysphoria to top

>>6929503
Fuck off and die.

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>>6929584
Ha after 1 hour of HRT

butifel lad

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>>6929634
So butifel.

>>6929621

Sorry but I'm too busy living unlike you lmao

>>6929634
>>6929647

Such a pretty girl

>>6929674
1 month in Muricaland and already acting like a total yankee wanker.

>>6929674
Letting someone use you as nothing more than a flesh sleeve to put their dick into is no way to live. I would rather fucking kill myself.

Is anyone even vers here?

I fucked a 45 year old man yesterday. He has a cute face and he was good in bed... but now I feel empty. He was really sweet and nice to me the way I imagine people in relationships are and now I want a bf. But I want a guy around my age and the only gays I've met my age were all huge sluts that just wanted to fuck or "straight" guys on grindr. Fuck, I'm sad.

>>6929634
>tfw will never be Anzu
whats even the point of being t*rkish :c

So I went on a first date with a guy today. We walked around an arboretum and then walked around the campus that he goes to.

I can't tell if he enjoyed the date or not though. He was talkative and friendly, but this is the first "first date" that I've been on where I didn't hold hands or kiss a guy. I've been on 3 first dates, and the first 2 had hand-holding and ended with some kissing. This date he seemed a bit nervous, which I thought was odd because we've been texting for almost 2 weeks and he's really flirty in text and compliments my looks a lot, but in person today he seemed very shy, and I don't know if he enjoyed himself and he just wants to take it slow or if he suddenly lost interest because I did something wrong.

I messaged him saying I had a good time. Hopefully he responds. Or at least has the decency to tell me that he doesn't like me directly.

>>6929716

You know how I can tell you're a virgin? lmao

>>6929735

Silentpuptagonist and Pupp are vers

>>6929737

Grindr is bad, use scruff

>>6929737
Buddy, what about the experience made you want a boyfriend? I'm trying to figure that out.

>>6929735

Me, though I might be leaning more towards top currently.

>>6929746
He was probably just anxious cause he wants you to like him. What could you have done wrong that would make him stop liking you?

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>>6929735
Yes

>>6929752
What's the difference? Scruff sounds like its for hairy bear types.

>>6929754
He was actually nice to me and not a total selfish dick, which is new to me. We had an easy chemistry, It wasn't really awkward like it usually is for me and afterward I cuddled with him for hours and I liked it. I want that feeling but with a younger guy I can grow old with.

>>6929784

Can you imagine how revealing those white speedos must be

Lordt have mercy

>>6929799

Scruff is less all about getting dick right now than grindr (although obvs it's still a hookup app), and there are guys of all kinds on it

Growlr is the bear one

>>6929799
Its hard to have chemistry like that with people for me. I hope it works out for you, thanks for explaining.

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>>6929752
>I'm a virgin for not wanting meaningless sex from random dudes
>I'm a virgin for not wanting to have a relationship that revolves around sex 24/7

Nice projection. Enjoy getting pozzed my dude.

>>6929833

You're a virgin because you're this upset lmao

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>>6929770
Nothing really. I was calm, fun and talkative. And I respected his space and didn't pressure him for anything physical. He said the night before he was nervous about the then upcoming date and he's a really sweet down-to-earth guy so I'm worried if he likes me or not.

[spoiler] and he's so cute I really wanna kiss him [/spoiler]

>>6929854

>yfw he's at home wondering why you didn't kiss him right now

>>6929854
So next time you're with him just kiss him and take it from there. Don't stress about it.

>>6929825
Yeah me too, I'm usually very awkward and nervous but with this guy, yeah I was a little nervous at first, but as we continued talking and then having sex all that just went away. Seriously he was the best sex I've had lol. But I want to find that kinda thing with a younger guy, unfortunately that seems like an impossible task.

>>6929844
Can confirm. Being a virgin makes you perpetually upset.

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Tfw have a second date

>>6930278

Spill hunty

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>>6930303
kys

Who else hasn't been happy for years? I've been coming here for 2 years now and still am an unhappy forever-alone ugly fuck.

>>6930305

kiss kiss :*

>>6930315
u too

who from FL?

>>6929784
m0ar

>>6930324
me

>>6930305

>>6929422
do not lose hope. there are non degenerates out there

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>>6929422
I've fourteen'd more eighty-eights than you, what's your excuse?

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>get home at 6pm
>decide to have a quick nap so I'm fresh when I proofread and submit my final controlled assessment to my tutor
>wake up 14 hours later, having slept through the final submission deadline completely

CANT WAKE UP

Me and my boyfriend fuck like 3-4 times a week, we use lube and no condoms. We didn't even use lube for the first week, we just sort of spit on it and it worked well enough for us.
What do you /fags/ use?

>>6930373
My hand and a pornhub video on my phone.

... fml

>>6930364
Go to your doctor and have him write a note, senpai.

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>>6930373
Cornflour.

>>6930373

lube and condoms desu

i have to use condoms because my sexual partners are casual FWBs, and we use lube because why wouldn't you? Its super cheap, there is literally no reason not to get some.

>>6928416
Fighting???
>>6928625
>disappointed by my performance in life
Same, except I get super jelly every time
>>6928763
Tbh you could maybe just get free lunches from those dates on grindr
>>6930307
P sure like 80% of posters here

>>6930307
I mean, isn't that why we're here? It's a natural gathering place for the edge of the internet that's collecting grime like where the wall meets the floor behind a stove...

>>6930373
For actual sex I literally couldn't do that without lube but for toys spit works just fine.

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God I hope nobody bids on this, I WILL own it.

https://youtu.be/o-IKUW62t6c

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Chest day is best day.

>>6930901
Post chest

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>>6930912
Maybe later.

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>>6930979
H-hello.

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What are you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFNZAmS-3xQ

>>6930996
cox and crendor podcast

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>>6930996
Really gets me ready for the day :)

https://youtu.be/Y4CLfL-YkRs

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>>6930364

>tfw you get extensions on deadlines because of anxiety and being an extremely frail easily fatigued skelly

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>>6930996
The Monday Morning Podcast. Most of the time.

>>6930996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhjaGRhIYU

do you guys have any tips on what kind of description/behaviour/photos choose when opening a online dating profile on a gay site?

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>>6931555
>>6931102
>>6930996

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>tfw you were drunk and made out with a girl because she wanted it and she was pretty and you're too scared to tell people you're gay
>tfw have a bf
>kissed a girl and betrayed my bf because i am a coward
>feel fucking awful, and everyone saw so theyre all gonna expect a follow up
>see her every week

When does it end

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>>6929746
>>6929854
>>6929860
>>6929866

So update:

I texted him last night at around 10 saying I had a great time, and it's been over 14 hours and he hasn't responded. I'm pretty sure he's ghosting me.

I feel offended. I mean, I wasn't 100% sure if he's "the one" because that's just crazy but I at least wanted to see where things could go, and you can't make an accurate assumption about someone based on just one date, people are too nuanced for that.

It just seems rude and stupid. Like, why would you text someone for nearly 2 weeks everyday just to completely ignore them because you didn't FALL IN LOVE upon a first meeting. Give someone a chance jeez. And if you don't like someone at least have the decency after a date to tell them "sorry I don't think it's gonna work out" I mean, jesus fucking christ.

/blog

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>>6931992

give him one more day to reply man

dont make any assumptions - some people are just really bad at texting

>>6932170
He went from cute and fuckable to the gross douchy looking. Probably a manlet, manlets are only good for being cute smooth bottom twinks, not weirdly proportioned douchebags with shit on their face.

>Teacher says test will be just like the homework, just study the homework and end of chapter summations and you'll be good
>Test is significantly harder than the homework, 10 problems nearly all of them being very difficult

>>6932195

lmao at these sour grapes

>>6931992

gays are the worse
gay sex = rape
get out while you still can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyWV-bL9-oc

>no bf named corey

why live?

>>6932177
This is a fair point, I sometimes take days to reply to people whilst all the time meaning to.

However it was after a pretty serious (by general standards) situation, so I would expect one soon.

He's probably at work right now and what not, give it some more time. I understand your wishing for people to just say sorry it won't work so you can move on and not start out the cycle of waiting for a never arriving text.

>tfw no bigger bf who bullies me

>>6932603
shut up you virgin

/!\ EXTREME BAD FEEL /!\

/!\ READ WITH CAUTION /!\

>tfw still alive

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>>6932761

>>6932195
I don't like beards either, but it's a definite improvement.

>>6932603
Hey bb.
Are you a at manlet?

>>6932786

your mom sends you cock shots of your dads dinosaur dick?

>never find anything interesting to do so don't go out recreationally much
>sign up for a thing
>a guy with whom my relationship is the definition of "it's complicated" is going too
>it's too late to cancel

I honestly want to fucking die right now, I'm never leaving my house again after this. The ONE time, the SINGLE time I sign up to do anything, he's there. I honestly want to die right now.

>>6932882
What did you sign up for?

>>6932882
I just checked again and his boyfriend is going too

guess it's studying until I fall into my peaceful forced 12 hour slumber for me today

please anons, heed my advice and never leave your houses ever again, please, please don't do it, it's not worth it

>>6932828
You're an idiot.

>tfw too scared to let a guy get intimate with me ever again
>afraid I'll become too attached
>afraid he'll break my heart like the last fool
>afraid I'll never recover
>been 3 years since my last relationship and I'm still not truly over it
>still can tear up at the thought of the good times we had
>people say time heals everything
>people say you'll get over it in time
>i'm proof that's bullshit
>i still remember all the people who teased/bullied me in middle & highschool for being gay
>i still can't get over my ex despite the fact that he's moved on, is with someone new and constantly posts selfies letting the world know how much better he is without me

How do people get over things so easily?
Wtf is wrong with me.

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>>6932935
>How do people get over things so easily?
You stop being a stupid fucking pussy whining all the time.

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>>6932935
Sounds like a nasty case of Oneitis

New
>>6932980
>>6932980
>>6932980

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>>6932989
10 more post bro, can't you just wait Jee-Zeus you people are pathetic