Gay General: Dreams Edition

>>6906217
I dream to not need to autistically count calories to maintain a healthy weight. Unfortunately that will never happen cause I'm an impulsive eater riddled with bad habits. This is the point where someone should kill me.

Pizza places are closed for the public holiday, icecream for me

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>>6906217
I had a dream I got spitroasted by certain gaygen posters who I won't name and I could feel one of their dicks in my belly

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>>6906217
>What were your dreams like growing up
Weird and scary. I'm glad I almost never have vivid dreams anymore.

>>6906217
ive been having incredibly vivid dreams recently
most recently i was sewing scales into my skin

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Post what you're currently listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCPWAgdlXt8

>>6906217
I've been taking sleeping pills, so they've been pretty colourful.

Last night I had one dream where I was an assistant scientist on an experiment on the effect of ape interaction on child language acquisition. It was my job to locked the children in the enclosure with a gorilla.

I think had a dream where I was back in school, but instead of books we had standardised bureaucracy forms to fill out. Like 'Where's my M32 form? I can't find it. It must be here somewhere.', it was my old physics teacher running the class room. I remember coyly asking, 'What's it like to loathe your own classroom?', and he responded, 'Year 8'.

Lots of science stuff. Which weird, because I'm really not a science guy.

>>6906428
sp r u voting 4 hillary or hitler?

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>>6906469
SP is Canadian. Meaning he can't vote and I'm not telling you who I'm voting for.

>>6906504
vote hillary then, trump hates the canadian president

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>>6906504
>SP is Canadian
Not since I COLONIZED him.

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>>6906507

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>>6906505
Don't tell me how to vote.

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>>6906510
hey jupp nice tiddies <3

>>6906511
You're moving to the state of Alberta right? Trump is going to stop trades with canada so the state of Alberta's economy will crash!

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>>6906530
>Trump is going to stop trades with canada
Good.

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>it's a kleppe, SP and Jupp episode

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>>6906530
>fear-mongering
>Alberta's economy is based solely on Trump investments
>what will Alberta do without Trump
>what it's always done
You're retarded

>>6906609
Kleppe is cool, though.

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>>6906609
It's a retarded anon episode
>>6906626
kleppe anon's a retard

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>>6906629
>literally reposting the same images every thread with the same banter between you and kleppe

do you and your husband not have lives? is your relationship so empty you would rather spend time on 4chan than spend time together doing something productive or fun? do you not visit other boards for a change?

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>>6906641
You seem upset.

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>>6906629
>being this jealous of Kleppe

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>>6906660
>avoiding the questions
>reposting another classic Jupp gif since we all know you're too old to know how to save new images

>>6906512
Got I want to nuzzle on them.
Does sp tease your nips?

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>>6906666
Wiz plz

>>6906666
Wiz why are you bullying sp's husbando?

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>>6906671
Yes

>>6906676
Does he ever play with them outside of the bedroom?

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>>6906694
SP is shy he doesn't do stuff in public. At most we hold hands in the car.

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>>6906673
>>6906675
>implying that was me
>not looking at the file names

I barely post on this crap site. I was busy playing faggot souls 3.

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>>6906721
k, thanks bye

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>>6906726
>trying to be sassy with me

brah really?

>>6906721
>>6906731
>called out on his bullying
>instantly goes back on trip to negate claims
you really think we're that stupid wiz?

>>6906704
>sp is shy
>kohai in the streets, senpai in the sheets

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>>6906736
SP see's straight couples holding hands or kissing in public and he always says "REEEE, check your privs!" lol

>>6906734

I have two lindsay gifs and that wasn't me but keep believing that faggot.

>>6906742
go back to your shitty games welfare child, adults are talking

>>6906217
I did it! I finally did it! One whole wall push up! This marks the start of the gay spring of my life.

>>6906753
>adults on 4chan

Color me surprised.

If i wanted to attack someone i would do it with the trip on seeing as it's the CURRENT year but keep thinking that i post here like i used too. Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot.

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>>6906753

>>6906766

STOP IT ME!

>>6906740
>tfw jupp grabs sp's hand in public and holds it
>tfw sp blushes and stammers 'w-w-what are you doing'

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>tfw you see shimmering blue light in the darkness that is your mine shaft
>tfw you know shit's about to get real

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>>6906767

>>6906781

For what purpose though?

>>6906777
>>6906781
>>6906767
>>6906766
Just fuck already. God.

>>6906786

I'm not into masc men bro

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>>6906786
lol wut

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>tfw someone thinks I would bully Wiz

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>>6906784
You tell me

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>>6906777
HOLY SHIT 777 GET! Must be my lucky day, Diamonds and Gets.

>>6906801

Must be a slow day on gaygen when people need to fool others by posting the pictures i used a ton. lol

>tfw I might get a qt chubby wubby bf

>>6906217
The only dreams I remember having as a kid are the ones where you keep falling until you land on the ground. Then I woke up with a jolt. I haven't had any of those in a long while though.

>>6906848

Why would you want that?

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>tfw sore lats

>>6906868
>not posting them
Shame.

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So what is everyone up too?

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>>6906872
My lats are covered in fat. There's no use looking at them.

>>6906894
Minecraft and coffee.

Donald Trump was downtown a few days ago. I should have went there too see him but i didn't feel like hearing those protesters.

>>6906909

Didn't know people still played minecraft.

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>>6906929
>Wiz is a trump supporter.

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>>6906934

lol

>>6906909
Post them anyways bb

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>>6906948
In all honesty guys SP and I probably won't ever post progress until we are satisfied with our results. Our bodies need work and we're currently working on them. Calm your tits and wait patiently.

>>6906217
Last night I dreamt I had rottten teeth which was a fucking nightmare.

>>6906954

n-nothing wrong with fems and fats. lol

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>>6906894
Just got out of the shower and now I'm catching up on a ton of webcomics and manga updates

>>6906964
symbol for insecurity

>>6906973
I'm extremely insecure so makes sense

>>6906217
I had a dream that my family walked in on me and saw me on 4chan. They saw I was on /lgbt/ in another tab and asked me to click on it so they could learn more about /lgbt/ topics. I got embarrassed at that and told them to go away while closing the window.
Then all of my pets got clones of themselves and they started trying to rape-eat each other outdoors, so I had to calm them down because they were hard enough to handle and I didn't want any new baby pets.

>>6906954

> Our bodies need work and we're currently working on them.

Haven't you been working on your body for like 7+ years now?

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don't mind me just going to rant
> bf recently broke up with me
> suddenly deeply confused as to whether i want a gf or bf now
> can't hook up with people because i need to know a person personally first, not even relationship or emotional but i just can't stand the thought of sleeping with some random
> really want a bf
> really want a gf
> can't decide
> just going further and further into my cocoon
I just want someone to take care of me ;-;

>>6906964
The dreams where they all start falling out? Those are freaky, mine were very vivid and you could realistically feel it in a physical sense.

I find dreaming such an interesting thing, its amazing really, generally mine are very surreal. I've also had several dreams which have repeated themselves, scene for scene and word for word, throughout the years.

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>>6906969

Anything gud?

>>6906999

Try one of those bisex poly things.

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>>6906998
more like 3 years, but yeah you're right something must be done.

>thanks for your support faggot

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>>6907006
no thanks, i like owning someone special

>>6906999
sounds like you need to take a breather from all relationships, I think it's best you sit out on the sidelines for awhile and regain your composure and clear your mind

>>6906964
>>6907000


means...
A loss of confidence.
A loss in your life (job, friend, loved one, etc.)
Dealing with insatisfaction
Fear of dealing with lingering issues
Fear of being in poverty, homelessness, etc.
Fear of growing old and losing one's faculties
A call to deal with unfinished business
Whatever you want it to mean because dream interpretation is literally retarded.

>>6906954
nothing wrong with fat or fem

also fat and fem at the same time can be really cute

>>6907019
Yeah, it basically means just being alive in general then.

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>>6907001
Not much in the way of webcomics, Kill Six Billion Demons and Stand Still Stay Silent are the two I've caught up with recently, manga wise I've been catching up with the Seven Deadly Sins and Boku No Hero Academia. Also recently finished reading Homunculus, that was weird and I loved it.

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>>6907020
fat + fem = cute

>>6907007

I think you both should look into hiring a personal trainer. A guy who has the results you want to achieve and can show you what you need to do to get the results you desire while motivating you at the same time.

Sometimes that's all you need...to let go out of your own resistance and look towards an outside influence. Stop trying to think you can do it on your own, that's the #1 mistake people make.

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>>6907042

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>>6907010
>owning

baka

>>6907027

I never heard of any of those.

>>6907040

Got to agree. lol

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>>6907055
>never heard of any of those
>post character from one of them

>>6907074

Oh, i just saved that picture because it was cute and stuff. Dunno what it was from. lol

>>6907050

>implying rippletits isnt asthetic

>>6907095
he's not, now fuck off and die lazy eye

>>6907095

Is it true that you hooked up with crab and his bf?

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>>6907108
i can't be killed

>>6907001
Sauce?

>>6907050


I recommend since it's near you..

http://www.warriorfitnesscenter.com/
http://www.warriorfitnesscenter.com/hours-and-prices/ - beastmode seems up your ally

>>6907055
Wizzy sounds cute. Does anyone have pics of him I can use to fap? thank you

>>6907112

I dunno where it came from. I just typed bara into google.

>>6907123

I'm not and no you can't.

>>6907119
>crossfit
GTFOYFF

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>>6907123

He hasn't posted any recent pics but he's a 275lb+ heffer. Fap to that.

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>>6907149
>heffer

;3

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See ya gaygen. it was fun.

>not really.

I'm tired of this no bf meme.

When do I get my bf???

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>>6907301
Jee Zeus, go out and get one.

>>6907305
Where do I find him though.

I'm gonna try going to a gay bar this weekend, but I'm not expecting anything good to happen.

>>6907308
>new blood at the bar
Have fun getting tagged

>>6906262
were they jupp and SP
because me too

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Would you find a 70 year old who is 6'2 and weighs 237lbs attractive? he doesnt work out or anything, but he plays golf a bit if that counts?

asking for a friend

>>6907324
>golf
obviously rich, dat sugar grandpa

>attractive
No, but money is attractive enough.

>>6907334
>tfw he plays golf in his backyard because he can't afford a membership

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I want a chubby qt bf to cuddle and make feel special and important to me and to emotionally support and help feel confident and capable

also my last dream had me in a hospital and two huge burly orderlies kept shouting at me and telling me how i shouldn't be allowed to do what they knew i was going to do and chasing me down a bunch of hall ways while i was trying to reach a doctor's office, even tho i knew that doctor was also like the orderlies, but they were my only hope. At one point, the orderlies were also cops but by the time they caught me, they were orderlies and then one of them stood by while the other one held me down and beat me up and raped me. At one point, the other orderly kicked me in the stomach, and the neck, and my face. I woke up after awhile.

>>6907318
What does tagged mean?

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>>6907346

>>6907359
HIV tag teamed, pozzed

>>6907363
Why? Does everyone that goes to a gay bar get pozzed?

I don't plan having sex that night.

>>6907346
I can't even fathom how many pills it would require to keep your neurosis at bay.

Literally all you do in these threads is brag about getting hit on, and now you're gonna fuckin' complain about not feeling confident and capable?

God damn trannies are all shit.

>>6907367

Other way around, bby
I want a qt bf so I can help THEM to feel good and secure in themselves
I'm feeling really nurturing today.

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>when circe starts posting

>>6907384
Yeah except you're just narcissistic enough to be predatory about it, and you'd do it just to feed that ego of yours. You're not good for anyone to be honest, you'd just use them to improve your own standing and validation and end up touting it around like a trophy. I don't trust you, at all, and I hope you never get the opportunity to take advantage of someone emotionally. Fucking vampire.

>>6907394

i'm really starting to lose track of why you people do this

>>6907398
You're a serial narcissist, if you 'tried' to 'help someone', you'd just make it about helping yourself. I legitimately think you'd just take advantage of the emotionally vulnerable for your own ends.

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>tfw michael stipe at age 20
>tfw michael stipe at age 56

He use to look so pure before giving into the gay lifestyle. Why do all older gay men have face sagging, balding, and just look creepy as fuck?

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>>6907408
Looks like Elvis with curly hair.

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>>6907418

>tfw no young elvis bf

besides the undeveloped chest he was literally perfect

>>6907403

This is a lot of thoughts about me and it makes me unsettled that someone on the internet has such a solid and negative idea of me.
Stop caring about me, potential friend, this seems unokay for you.
Unless you just need somewhere to harbour your negativity. Then I guess this is harmless enough.

>>6907425
>it's for my own good to stop judging you
The power of Christ compels you, trannyvamp.

>>6907425

I think it's slutboi as anon, he hates you now, and feels like you used him for whatever reason.

>>6907429

Slutboi doesn't hate me, he's too much a sweet precious cinnamonroll for that.

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>>6907425
>circe judging others
Ha!, that's rich.

It's tiring how mean people are to Circe. He/she is just being who they are and living their own life to the best of their ability. Why so much hate towards her/him? Have they really done anything to deserve such hate mongering? Is it just jealousy?

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>>6907455
>jealousy

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>>6907447

???

>>6907455

It's just a meme, anon, don't worry about it.

Circe is queen. You all are trash.

>>6907455
great bait mate

>>6907470

what is your real name and sex?
are you transgender?
what does circe mean?

>>6907482

Circé is my prefered name and i'm intersex with naturally defunct genitals but AMAB.
My birthname is Kerepakupai Uliana Kaijawou'u.
My legal name is something else.
Circé is from my six year old self trying to read The Odyssey and thinking Circé, the man-eating witch goddess who turned men into animals and got what she wanted was super cool but not understanding that it was a dead, ancient name but by the time i realized that, it felt too deep into me to change.
I pronounce it Seh-Rr-Seh because my six year old self spoke spanish.

>>6907492

>defunct genitals

so you can't get a boner or cum?

>>6907492
>6 years old self
is that the age when your papi raped you?

>>6907498

I can't cum but i can have prostate orgasms.
I can get an erection but they're usually random and unassociated with my arousal. It's rare.
I can usually get it up with enough manual stimulation, tho, which i usually do when i'm being sexual with someone (although it usually fades unless it keeps being stimulated, regardless of arousal)
I had my junk messed with when i was born so it would develop into a more-or-less functional dick. I'm kind of upset about it, but whatever.

>>6907507

important and necessary

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>>6907509

>>6907513

It's ok, I'm mostly a bottom, anyways.

>an ethics course is required at my catholic college
>second article is Michael Levin's Why Homosexuality Is Abnormal

I don't know what I expected

>>6907644
>college
Colleges/Universities are allowed to be homophobic in your country? What more, they're allowed to teach homophobia as part of ethics?
What kind of shithole are you in?

I mean, I guess it's "abnormal", technically... but we all know what they really mean.

>>6907658
I live in the US, and I think we're just going to be talking about the author's arguments and if they are sound or valid (the crux of the argument is that penises are meant for vaginas and gays are unhappy since they can't put penises in vaginas, it exclusively focuses on gay men so far from what I've read). Still, its going to be an awkward day of class.

>>6907527
Just for a second assuming that's what you want, would it be possible for you to have your dick surgically fixed?

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>>6907679
And here, to show I'm not just being a dramawhore

>>6907687
Is this a joke? "misuse of body parts" what the fuck kind of argument is that?

>>6907687
>it is a "misuse of bodily parts."
>using this argument in a country where infant circumcision is the norm
>using this argument in a country where stuffing your face full of abhorrent amounts of food until you become obese is the norm

Wew lad

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>>6907699
>>6907703
This is a fucking trip, you guys should try finding this online.

>>6907687
I don't usually pray but I am praying now. I'm praying for you or someone else to eviscerate that piece of shit "essay".

>>6907724
It's an infamous paper, anon. One that has been ridiculed to death from multiple angles. I have no idea why anyone would include it in an ethics class syllabus unless it's used as an example of what not to do.

>>6907747
I'm hoping that is the cass, anon. Ihave a feeling it will be used as an example to clarify invalid or unsound points, but I wish we could have used any other essay from the book. Its just going to make next week's class awkard as fuck.

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>Came here because Im a suicidal fag who could use some advice on the subjects
>Got a bunch of namefags and anons cought up in some bullshit pretend drama where it's all probably the same person

Kys

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im lonely as FUCK

are there any good yaoi VNs I can play to ease the suffering (preferably with an actual story and romance rather than CUTE BOY FUCKQUEST 6900, though idm if its 18+)

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>>6907724
>"..." in a paper
>"fuddy-duddy"
>Likening homosexuality to effeminacy as if they are synonymous
>"I know of no systematic study... but anecdotal evidence suggests"
>Not realising that it's shit like this that makes us sad
Where do I start with this?

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>>6907815
Yeah, its pretty fucked, hope that other anon is right and we all just tear into it. The section about a child's right to protection from homosexuality was my favorite part

>>6907765
Fuck off with your girly yaoi trash. Only baras allowed.

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Alright last page of attention whoring, I thought you guys would get a kick out of the allnight disco train and "foreplay that leads nowhere..."

>>6907826
>Homosexuality is bad because it makes homosexuals.
You know, given that you can't actually make a child gay by showing them gay stuff, that argument applies a lot better to other things, such as
>Heterosexuality is bad because it makes heterosexuals.
>People are bad because they make people.

Not to mention, there's the utterly unwinnable argument on LGBT role models
>Homosexuals should not try to be good role models for children, since it will make children view homosexuality as good.
>Homosexuals would make terrible parents; you never see them being good role models for children.

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>>6906217
Lots of wacky shit ranging from bizarre to outright horrifying.
Some dreams make Silent Hill look like Candy Land.

>>6907826
>>6907847
in the normal vertebrate body testosterone makes you attracted to estrogen and vice versa

in humans the female body gets better at feminizing the male uterus the more kids they have, plus the women with more estrogen tend to breed, a lot
this is then passed into their sons making them more inclined to liking testosterone fueled sex rods
this is why whore moms tend to have gay kids
its not some freak abnormality it just happens

Dear Gaygen,

If I post naked pics will you tell me I'm pretty?

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>>6907942
>the male uterus
Noice.

>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

>>6907962
I guarantee you no matter how good you look people will talk mad shit about you.

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I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a dude for a quick fuck and I just got a weird reply.

Some guy says he'll pay me $200 to come to his hotel and "facefuck the shit out of him"

I don't know what to think

>>6907962
If you were really pretty you wouldn't need us to tell you so.

>>6908006
Get money bitch!

>>6908006
>Some guy says he'll pay me $200 to come to his hotel and "facefuck the shit out of him"
Sounds like an ugo.

Think I can pay someone to be my bf?

Like, not for sex, but for romantic stuff.

>>6908015

A what?

>>6908023
For enough money, absolutely.

>>6908024
If they have to pay for sex, they're probably pretty gross looking.

>>6908027
Define "enough money".

>>6908027

Well I asked him if he was a cop and haven't heard back since so whateva.

I wouldn't bank on ugly though. My town's city council is known for paying for weird sex stuff and swinging.

>>6908035
I couldn't say. I'm not sure how much male prostitutes go for.

>>6907509
>I can't cum but i can have prostate orgasms.

Cum has never shot out of your peepee? Whoa..

I want to get my ass eaten...

How do I achieve this if I can't even make friends on those gay apps?

Craigslist looks gross.

>>6906469
>r u voting 4 hillary or hitler?
A vote for me is an investment in your future!

>>6908051
>How do I achieve this if I can't even make friends on those gay apps?
How are you this unlikable?

I'm such a fucking uggo... Not even fat or anything, but my complexion and features are just so gross. Really pale and pink skin, huge ears, HUGE jew nose, can't grow a proper beard...

>>6908059
I don't know, I just can't keep their interest for a long time.

It's not like I'm making bad jokes or being mean.

Dude is some rich businessman flying into town tonight. Gonna make me some $200

>getting your hair relaxed costs $100 at a place where a hair cut is only $12

I hate my hair.

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>>6907346
hi :3

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>he deleted me on facebook

I am people poison.... no matter how nice I am to people they still don't like me.

>>6908177
lazy eye

>>6908200
you must be one damn annoying fucker

>>6907962
Yes

>>6908228
I'm so mild and inoffensive, I don't know how I could be annoying.

I don't spam them texts and only reply to what they say except for when I say good morning first.

>>6908238
>except for when I say good morning first
Jee-Zeus how annoying.

You're all a bunch of normies, what are you supposed to talk about when talking to guys on gay apps?

I just ask them about themselves a lot. I lack social skills and it's really hurting my chances of friendships and ever having a bf.

>>6908319

Talk about how you love daddy's cummies :3

>>6908394
I've never had that.

>>6908403

In all seriousness just talk about any remotely relatable interests you have like games or tv shows or books

I want mouth cummies...

>>6908464

Who doesn't

>>6908464
I'll give you mouth cummies if you eat my butt.

>get liked, woofed, upvoted, whatever on a dating site
>message them
>no response

Why get my hopes up?

>>6908477
Deal!

If I get a decent amount of profile views, but no messages, the problem would be my description and info, not my looks, right? At least on Scruff, since I only have one photo up at a time...?

What's wrong with my description?

>Looking for friends, maybe something more. Feel free to message me.

It doesn't seem offensively bad, maybe boring, but I don't see why that would be a problem.

What should I change it to? Pls help.

>>6908527
It's boring as fuck and makes you sound boring as fuck. And a little pathetic, no offence. You're literally asking for friends on a place where people want to screw each other

>>6908527

It's too boring and gives guys nothing to work with

Also it might be a picture that looks cute as a thumbnail but horrifying full size

>>6908539

Outside of grindr I would say like half of the profiles I see talk about friends

>>6908539
I will admit I didn't try really hard with my description because I was lazy and didn't want to think too hard. I'm kind of dumb desu.

Should I state that I'm open to having sex, then?

I am not into hookups, but maybe I should try to fool around more.

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>>6908527
Too much. Just write "choke me, daddi" and leave it at that.

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>>6908562
>tumblr
You're loosing your touch kleppe.

>>6908562

Still too long

just put

⬇

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>>6908585
>Loosing
That's what my touch does to SP's butthole.

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>>6908600
You can't compete with me.

Anyone in southeast UK want to give me cummies?

>>6908614
Depends, are you attractive?

>>6908619
I'm average as fuck dude

>>6908635
Got a skype or discord or something?

>>6908643
I'm getting shy slready, maybe this was a bad idea

How about this?

>Looking for friends,dates and maybe some fun if we get along. A friends with benefits would be pretty nice. I prefer guys my age or older..

I bored myself reading it, but I don't know what else to say. It's at least better?

If I did put down dtf, would I be expected to give it up easy?

>>6908650
Suit yourself.

>>6908177

Hey. <3

>>6908044

Yup, my balls are small and don't make any.

>>6907682

Don't really know, desu.
Is it possible to surgically give part of your body sensitivity again? I don't really care either way.
I'd rather whatever my junk would've looked and acted like if left alone, even if it wasn't clearly one or the other. Knowing i was surgically messed with as a bab has always left me feeling really violated.

>>6908652

if they think youre cute, it doesnt matter if your profile is boring. Dont worry about it.

>i prefer my age or older
but also prepare to get flooded by creepy 60 year olds bruh

>tfw bf
:')

>>6908907
Proud of you, anon

>>6908907
fuck you

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>>6908590
he's in vancouver this weekend, will you make nik your pupper?

>>6908918

I have a second date with a cute boy I think I wanna make my pupper soon so no, I can't be a slut

>>6908931
>implying tops can be sluts

hun only bottoms can be sluts

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i feel like people bully bottoms unfairly ;^;

its mean and uncalled for. bottoms have feelings too.

>>6908907
I have an internet connection and two hands. Pretty much equivalent.

>>6908931
post your pupper

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>pup talk

>>6908978
sup pupp

>>6908931
WHAT BOY?!

>>6908946
When I topped I was fucking lots of dudes. I almost had a perfect week.

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>>6908946

Nonsense, of course we can be sluts

>>6908951

Bottoms are meant to be bullied though

>>6908969

Never

>>6908978

>Pupp and BarkingPuptagonist making dindins together

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>>6908989

He's a lil manlet cub that I had a date with

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>>6908989
Does this mean you're exclusively a bottom now?

>>6909004
You should show me a pic on skype. I'll show you the dude I started talking to

>>6909004
>manlet cub

so you found your jupp <3

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>>6908991
I'm getting hungry, desu.

>>6909006
I'm a bottom but I top when it's out of necessity. I don't enjoy it nearly as much.

>>6909010

But then I'd have to screenshot his pictures from [app redacted] and that'd be rude

>>6909014

Kek

He's 5'8" not 4'8"

>>6909015

Hungry for a nice juicy bone?

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>>6909020
>Ironic online father figure is a lewd slut who isn't satisfied unless his rectum is filled with cock(s)
This is going to take some time to come to terms with.

>>6909032

Nothing better than a slutty daddy bottom desu

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>>6909031
No just Cheezy Shells and Hotdogs. Which should I go with Ralof or Hadvar?

>>6909056

>hungry for symbolic buttholes and dicks

I don't know what those are

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>>6909060
Storm Cloaks or Imperials?

>>6909056
so whose bottoming tonight, sp or yourself?

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>>6909064
Probably me. That is if we even get that far. We're gonna try and watch an Arnold movie tonight since Inuyasha is all done with.

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>>6909063

Imperials always

>>6909076
are you going to be the jetpack or lil spoon tonight

All three best buys near me pretty much only employ a certain type of man I crave.

I spend a lot of time there in all my gayest identifiers but nobody seems to bat an eye

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>>6909077
I was thinking Imperials too since my new character is a Dark Elf and the stormcloaks don't want my greyskin stinking up and polluting their Nord cities.

>tfw get alcoholic root beer
>severely disappointed
>pic related

>>6909100
Do normal people try to pick up customers?

>>6909118
I did all the time when I worked macys

>>6909124
How often did it work?

>>6909129
I got 3 phone numbers in the year I worked and went on one date with one of of them

>>6909031
Then it's cool lol

>>6909032
>ironic online father figure
Huh? Lol

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>>6909117

I tried this and it was pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClTg-2BNYI
best vid ever MUST WATCH

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>>6909178
>5.9% alcohol
more alcoholic and tastes better. hmm.

>>6909192

Yeah, I thought it tasted pretty good, like root beer with a little bit of alcohol, definitely prefer it over beer.

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>>6909197
Well don't get "best damn ..." beer shits fucking gross.

im halfway down my bottle of bobay sapphire gin it tasts really bad even with juice

>>6909208
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

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>>6909235
ascetic is pathetic

>>6909267

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNN

ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

>>6909267
That's a big word for you. You get help with that one?

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Panic mode

>Start dating a guy
>He lives with his ex boyfriend because they bought a house together
>okay friends with le ex but it's awkward
>dream about kissing le ex

I feel bad

>>6909301
>Start dating a guy
>He lives with his ex boyfriend
Riiiiiiiiiiii-

-iiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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>>6909267
HOLY SHIT

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

SLAYED

UUUULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6909310
>>6909267
What's it like being in a committed relationship and living together, but also communicating a lot through 4chan?
Do you guys sit in separate rooms while you post? Do you sit together and watch each others' screens? Do you post from the same device or separate devices? Do you know each others' tripcodes?

I just saw a qt bear with the most beautiful pink white skin at Walmart.

How do I get a bf like that?

>>6909349
clownshoes sure is upset over that burn

>>6909301
they still have sex together. I lived with my ex after we broke up and we fucked every once in awhile

>>6909178
I have never burped harder

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>>6909349
Gosh, anon. That tone.

>>6909354
Don't look at me, chum. I would've parsed better.

>>6909354
I'm not even Clownshoes; I'm actually curious.
They're both here at the same time, and I just wanted to know how it worked for them.
I'd like to imagine they bear-snuggle on the sofa as they type away and giggle at each others' posts. That would be cute.

>>6909381
You sure are an artsy fartsy faggot aren't you? No wonder you're single.

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>>6909385
SP can't talk with my dick in his mouth.

>>6909387
Me? Check out that other guy using a fucking semicolon over there. Cmon now.

>>6909395
I like semicolons; they're great for writing two sentences which are closely linked enough to be one sentence. Writing looks wrong without them.

>>6909402
Yous a bitch.

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>>6909390
Stop speaking with a filthy whore mouth.

>>6909307
>>6909363
Ha no. They tolerate each other. Loosely tied to one another due to financial binding they frequently speak ill of each other to me. It's negative comfy

>>6909415
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

>>6909412
The fact that the man in your picture will never punch me in the gut during sex makes me depressed.

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>>6909421
The fact that he'll never notice me depresses me deeply.

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>>6909429
HA! Fucking loser. What sort of loser gets this obsessed over some dude they don't even know? I bet you even have several pictures of him saved on your computer, like the creepy cunt you are.

tfw still the same losers are posting in this thread literal years later

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>>6909440

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>>6909418
What a shit posting trip come up with something of discussion value, twat

>>6909415
>look at me I'm important
you sound really stupid btw

>>6909449
sp go up behind jupp and squeeze his pecs nd tell him you love him

>>6908177
why do breeders and girls even post on gay gen?

>>6908762
come fuck me~

>>6908221

( ' u . )

>>6906217
i dreamed i was dead and it was fantastic

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>>6909504
Where does it imply that in saying I'm a fielder of emotional detritus for both parties that I think I'm important. The fact of the matter is I'm stuck in a strange shituation and I wanted to post about it.

>Look at me I'm bitter and cynical

Fuckin leave your house you non self actualizing colostomy bag maybe then you'd have something interesting to say instead of being a douche

I dream of satin getting raeped by GOD and JESUS

I just want a chubby white boyfriend who isn't ugly. Why is this too much to ask for?

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Can I see a show of hands? Who here thinks they have their shit together?

So I just realized I may have been a bit too extraverted with this guy who I want to get with. I don't think it's at the point where he's annoyed or uncomfortable yet but I need to slow it down. Any tips without making it look like I lost interest?

>>6906217
My last dream was of being in a catacombs and finding an old woman dressed in rags at a dead end. She was blind, so I plucked out my left eye and gave it to her. When I put it in her socket, the iris turned into a molten orange hexagram, and runic marks of the same color starting spreading out from the eye across her face. At this point she looked at me, recoiled in fear and screamed "GO AWAY" and I woke up. I'm glad I don't dream often because they're always fucking weird.

>>6909077
whom is this man

>>6910551
Looks like grandpa.

>cute guy matches me on Surge
>2 minutes later unmatches before I decide to send a message

:'(

>>6907346
>your room
>that mess
>>6908023
probably
t.me
>>6908071
maybe they don't know how to carry convos.
sus: me
>>6908907
fuck you , here's your (You)

>>6910669
I will give you a 2 dollars per minute to hold my hand.

>>6910681
I don't even need the money for encouragement
Ill gladly do it.

>>6910692
Texas???

>>6910703
I'm sorry anon
I wish I could

>>6910718
That's a quarter of a million salary working nine to five. Probably worth moving, dude.

>>6910793
maybe I will
maybe I will

>>6909906
I want a turd that doesn't smell bad. Why is this too much to ask for?

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Explain this lads. The average dicksize is apparently 5.1 inches according to the latest studies, or 5.8 inches if you believe those old 70s surveys.

I'm not a chad or anything, but I've had sex with about 12 people. Probably 8 or 9 of these twelve had dicks that were between 5 and 6 inches (I myself am like 5.6), 2 had 7-8 inch dicks and one freak had an 8+ inch horsecock.

Now the definition of average means that half the population should be bigger than the average, and the other half should be smaller.

So how come I've never met a guy with a small (<5inch) dick before?

>>6910932
Hi, nice to meet you. :)

>>6910932
I wouldn't believe any 'study' on dick size.

>>6910932
>Now the definition of average means that half the population should be bigger than the average, and the other half should be smaller.
you're thinking of a normal curve.
micropenises outweigh monster dongs
its like how the average number of limbs is less than 2
similarly, it's likely guys with small dicks might be less willing to have sex

New thread

>>6911301
>>6911301
>>6911301