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old >>6883650
someone post a cute outfit that involves a pink scarf
i need to become one with the avatar
First for being suicidal
>tfw 6'2"
BUT
>Live in the netherlands
Can i make it?
So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>6884370
See how would I get away with that?
Also you would have to pay for the equipment at least..
>>6884375
Tfw No friend to slowly want to date/do you because you are too unlikeable
I like listening to the songs that my parents listened to when they loved each other. I wish we could all just be happy and love each other forever.
love is a myth, the only person who's ever claimed to love me tossed me aside the second it was convenient to her.
from last...
>>6884356
From xmass my 14th year to the beginning of my sophomore year of HS, I was introduced to many many gender queer creative people in NYC. Some were quite famous. having to go into drug rehab fucked up getting to know many of them better. yeah, I likely never would have gone on that trip to the Rivera, nor met the quad, but instead I'd have gone off in a different direction. Who knows where it would have led.
>>6884402
HAVE A SAD CUM BB LOL
>>6884402
>be too fat for romance
>be bitter about it
hmm really made me think
>>6884402
rape is a myth, the only person who's ever claimed to have been raped by me tossed me aside the second it was convenient to her.
>>6884402
It's easier to be loved when you love yourself. Love is real and pure. It's just so confusing to actually find out what it is while falling through the illusions set up by our culture.
>>6884371
ur a good girl velma/snickmeister
hope u feel better
>>6884415
No I'm really not
>>6884412
it's easier to be loved when not everyone is out to get you or hurt you just for the fun of it
>tfw beginning to suspect rib is broken not bruised
>>6884425
what happened
>>6884423
You can't trust anyone because you can't trust yourself. How can you trust someone you know can't trust you?
I love coffee, but does coffee love me?
>>6884427
kek that whole thing where i fired an employee and he beat me up while i laughed at him http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/text/choked/username/quid
How do i hide my massive feet? Like i can wear size 48 european stuff
Pic related
>>6884432
I wish someone would beat me up
>>6884420
yep u really are imo
ur too tough on urself
try and enjoy your jeopardy reruns and get some rest senpai
>>6884423
No, it is possible to be loved despite everyone being out to get or hurt you.
>>6884436
i don't think you wish someone would beat you up quite that bad lmao
You won't help anyone because you're unusable. No one can tie you down you know you're nobody's fool
You don't like anything because you're unliable all because you're not interested in you anymore. It's so unthinkable because you don't think of it. How many ideas can fit in your reality?
>>6884432
this is why i don't go outside its safe in my bedroom
>>6884444
get for truth
>>6884448
im not a smart man
but i know a good girl when i see one
>>6884441
And why did they abandon you? You can make it easy for people to love you. It's hard to forgive but it's fucking necessary.
>Tfw horny and high but Kaylee won't let you even suck her cock while she plays vidya
>>6884432
What the fuck are you doing. You are an unbelievably shit manager, you shouldn't have a business if you can't deal with a simple problem
>>6884451
It's easy to be a good girl over the internet where you can't fuck it up
>>6884456
ur looking cuter every day red
>>6884458
so you're saying you fucked it up irl? how?
>>6884454
how the fuck am I supposed to know why people abandon me , I forgive them individually, but it's a fucking non-stop pattern of people just forgetting about me the second I stop being useful to them
>>6884457
what simple problem
if you mean the backtalk, we'd talked about it multiple times
>>6884460
I just did
>>6884458
keep your head up velma
I'm going to have to buy Viagra stuff off of alldaychemist
At least I can still fuck my self with this prostate toy
>>6884469
Id rather keep my head to the barrel of a gun
>>6884472
psst
if we meet up someday
bring some
I might need it
>>6884375
That's pretty fucked up. Stopping hrt
do i pass
>>6884468
i dont know what the heck you're talking about senpai
what did you fuck up?
>>6884477
how else do i get eggs
lol I'd forgotten about this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GiN-GuACm4
>>6884432
Take care of the rib. It takes ages for them to set properly. Also stay ahead of the pain. If you don't, then you breath shallow, and pneumonia sets in much easier.
>tfw I've had broken ribs...
>>6884441
I know it can be hard. My life has had many lows to go with the few ups. One has to keep forging on and keep trying. It isn't easy, nothing is. Even now with my current physical and mental issues, I got hugged and told to not go so long without contact when I showed up tonight.
any1 overwatchin
>>6884480
from birds
>>6884479
Being a decent human being
>>6884369
Here
>reading about quid getting beaten up
>slightly aroused
>>6884490
>glanced over quid's autistic rant about getting beaten up
>laughing hysterically
>>6884486
desu velma it kinda sounds like you are being a negative nancy right now
all in all you seem like a nice girl and i hope you feel better tomorrow
>>6884487
from a store
>>6884481
the only people I even see anymore are my therapists, case worker, psychiatrist, and my mom. I have nothing to get me to go out and It's hard for me to even leave the house. I've asked to be set up with group therapy just so i can get some social life going on, but I get the feeling that it's all just gonna go south and I'll end up dipping out of the group
>>6884494
velma is a nice girl
i feel bad watching her act all suicidal
>>6884490
beat me up then faggot
>>6884478
pls respon
>>6884478
Have a pizza. You'll feel better.
>>6884500
I didn't mean it like that bb
>>6884504
i meant
beat me up~
>>6884502
there is so much wrong with this pizza, i don't even know where to begin
>>6884506
actually
>5'4
maybe I fucking will you lucky cunt
>>6884511
you and your hips should shut up
>>6884510
youre making me depressed
you dont even deserve to be sad
>>6884512
my hips aren't even that wide stfu
Straight guy here. Been lurking these boards lately. I think I might be ready to start dating after years of shit relationships. I've accepted that I am attracted to trans-girls and would probably be happier with one. I read all the depressed shit y'all post sometimes and wish I could cuddle with some of you. It's a shit world sometimes. -_- zzz
*continues to listen to Camera Obscura.
I gotta share this song cause I've been on it for the past week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qqpWhRV7oM
>>6884510
There, there, no need to feel bad. You're a tranny, fucking up is expected of you.
>>6884511
wtf quid is 5'4?
>>6884510
it does matter desu
everyone makes mistakes
and im willing to be your "fuck-ups" aren't nearly as bad as you are making them out to be in your mind. like i said think you are being a negative nancy, and maybe a little bit of miss grumpy pants.
>>6884520
>FIVE FOOT FUCKING 4
anyway enough of this shitposting
it's the day before I get indefinitely admitted to a psychiatric hospital and I've got a litre of baileys hidden in my wardrobe which ain't drinkin itself
>>6884522
literally what are you even on about
you know how many of us would kill to be that tiny
>>6884523
bye
definitely wont miss you
i wish i was 5'4
5'7 sucks
>>6884518
ok frog man
I can't stand work anymore, its so grueling. On break and i feel like quitting.
>>6884524
he's just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks kek
>>6884488
that actually is pretty cute
what shop is this?
>>6884525
kek you probably don't even know who I am
>>6884525
he looks like a man and he's 5'4
he must have the literal worst life
>>6884526
I wish I was 5'7"
5'11" sucks
>>6884526
but then we couldn't be same height
dork
i wish i was 6'4"
5'10" sucks
>>6884535
I'm 5'11"
Its a curse
>>6884542
>FIVE FOOT FUCKING ELEVEN
>>6884540
Just another reason to end it
honestly being short isn't that great it makes most other people seem really intimidating
like i get if you don't want to be tall but you don't necessarily want to be short either
>>6884544
Rub it in asshole
>>6884535
no, you don't. if you'd be 5'7'' you'd wish to be 5'4''.
>>6884529
is there anything stopping you from saying what happened?
>>6884548
DID YOU CHOOSE TO BECOME A GIRL WHEN YOU WERE FIVE FOOT FUCKING ELEVEN?
>>6884552
I can't do anything about it
>tfw tempted to act all smug to these 5'11" people cause I'm shorter
>tfw I'm 5'10"
>>6884534
but she doesn't
>>6884551
I am physically incapable of comforting people
>>6884529
>patronized
That too is a part of the everyday tranny existence.
>>6884535
Is the king of manlets the towering queen of womanlets?
>>6884553
some people will never make a mistake as bad as you did in their WHOLE LIFE
>>6884554
rude bitch
>>6884561
ikr
>>6884526
>tfw 5'5"
>>6884556
this is a recent picture he posted with no photoshop changes
aka no anon tactics
you see, anon? how would this EVER be considered a girl by anyone in real life?
its an abomination
>>6884559
I knew I was making a terrible mistake
>>6884546
>tfw 2.1 inches tall
destined to be a hon i guess
>>6884563
hi moap
i mean LOOK AT THOSE HANDS
THEYRE TWICE THE SIZE OF THAT RAPE VICTIM'S HEAD
>>6884564
You are so fucking jealous
>>6884564
without the ponytail and a little makeup easily
>>6884498
I've been down to less than that at times. Do any of the local gaming shops have gaming nights? Hobbies?
>>6884557
same desu... lots of people have that problem though. it's no reason to beat yourself up, but i definitely get how you feel.
did someone need comforting and you weren't able to give it to them?
>>6884573
SO
JEALOUS
YOURE KILLING ME
>>6884570
Im drunk, I shouldn't be here.
>>6884569
are u related to chara
>>6884569
Is that chara?
>>6884579
Like if not jealousy, why would you go so far out of your way to be so much of a cunt to her? Was she a cunt to you first? Somehow I doubt it.
>>6884509
I'd start with it's not in front of me.
>>6884564
when have anons ever photoshopped my pictures lol
anyway seriously nigga she ain't gonna fuck you give up
>>6884585
>her
>she
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
STOP IT ANON
>>6884582
>>6884581
wait fuck there's another hamster?
interesting..
>>6884576
I don't care that other people have it too
Doesn't mean I don't want to kill myself
>>6884574
But what about those lumberjack hands?
>>6884578
Cuz you're a tranny Harry. You'll just never be taken seriously.
>>6884590
you must be new if you don't know who chara is
>>6884590
yes she's my gf and she's moving in with me soon ^^
>>6884592
velms made me sad
then looking at quid's pic made me happy
people on /animus/ called it boopolar
>>6884589
>tfw some one calls me anon
Newfag.
Seriously though, like if not jealousy, why else would you go so far out of your way to be a cunt to her?
>>6884595
yeah fairly new, i've seen her post just didn't know she was a tiny animal
>>6884596
:D
>>6884599
btw sorry about where things left off, i wasn't trying to poke fun at you i more just thought it was funny they were taking it there
>>6884599
why should i care if im new on a /lgbt/ circlejerking thread
he was mean to me first actually
my genuine first thread enemy
also he's the biggest cuck i know so
>>6884591
well whatever you did wrong is in the past now, no amount of fretting or hating yourself is going to change it. all you can do is just try and be better moving forward.
End my life please, I fucking hate being 5'11"
>>6884594
i'm pretty ok with my hands, my arms are just pointing at the camera so they look pretty big
>>6884608
>FIVE FOOT FUCKING ELEVEN
tall girls a cute!
>>6884594
Another reason to end it
>>6884602
she is the original hamster look at her cheeks
>>6884606
nigga
i literally wasn't
i threw shade at you because you were being an asshole to everyone, that was my first interaction with you
how thin-skinned can you be seriously
COM
PLETELY
OKAY
>>6884610
yes, please berate the shit out of me
I deserve it
>>6884611
No I'm not
>>6884602
>Going to sleep in a happy hopeful mood thanks to Faye and Emma
yay!!
Best friends <3
Sweet dreams friends, I hope I have them too.
>tfw no gf tall enough that you have to get on your tiptoes to kiss her
>>6884603
Dawh, thank you. It was my own fault, though. I should know better.
>>6884606
Oh, so she was mean to you.
It's ok drake, I'm sure youll be a pretty grill one day.
>>6884608
Perfect height for a runway model
>>6884620
Please don't be mean, dp
>>6884623
chara is adorable
>>6884622
dont be like that
youre beautiful and i love you
>>6884629
sounds like a very autistic, nonsensical argument youre using trying to defend him
>>6884624
hope you die in your sleep ghostie
WAIT IS THIS MOAP?
IM SO SORRY YOU EXIST MS ALMOST ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS AND HALF OF ALL CHILDREN ARE RAPED
>>6884623
wow she's a qt
my cheeks pale in comparison
>>6884608
Don't feel bad, I am sure you'll rise to the occasion.
>>6884614
But who will provide comic relief for the rest of us?
>>6884620
>mfw average hand length for a girl
if i'm pointing my arms forward it's gonna tend to distort sizes sorry boo
>>6884627
>tfw home
>>6884638
hand length for a fucking CAVE TROLL
>>6884636
that pic is why I don't want to live
>>6884557
Try being empathic...
>tfw falling asleep at the keyboard.
>tfw horny and fucking yourself because gf doesn't match your sex drive
>tfw wear agp sissy stuff while fucking yourself
https://unsee.
cc/dabiteno/
>>6884641
if a cave troll on average has the same hand length of a girl then yeah i guess
sorry u don't girl
>tfw it's been 5 months since you've had sex and your last relationship was a sham just driving you deeper into dispair.
>>6884610
>tfw 5'11
>the they kicked a cis female out of a cabin on the party boat and put her in a tent on in the top deck because you went and picked out food and made jello shots and said you'd cook
>tfw trans girl privilege
>>6884647
>that face
>calls himself a girl
ITS WORSE THAN ROBIN
HOW DO YOU DO IT???
HOW DO YOU MAKE MY GUTS HURT SO MUCH????
>>6884646
kek bs, all i do is self-deprecation
>>6884646
ok ok
I love being tall it's so fantastic (good enough for you)
>>6884642
Come now that's taking it too far.
>>6884651
Chara is my gf now okay?
>>6884656
sorry no :(
>>6884658
lmao
i see peace isnt happening
i even dropped my argument points
but you dont seem to understand i literally refuse to put my dick anywhere near an animal abuser
even if you are desperate enough to do so
>>6884633
Ive done nothing to defend her, I just wanted to know why you're being a cunt to her. At first I thought it was jealousy but now I know its because she hurt your feelings.
>>6884634
No this is Asuka.
What a fucking retarded question to ask.
>>6884644
I an empathetic
But I just can't
>>6884654
The sweet kiss of death soon :)
>>6884655
Insult me pls
>>6884662
naw for real, when have i ever gossiped about you. i'm not asking for logs, literally just tell me what you're talking about
>>6884663
>HER
HE SAID IT
HE SAID IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>6884665
i dont know anything about you
post face you uh
whats the word
i think people here use 'hon'? instead of failtrap
>>6884637
Siberia? Im just trying to say it could be a lot worse.
>>6884668
My height specifically
>>6884655
My stuff is so mundane though, I just talk about it because I'm excited, and I thought it was funny that being a good girl payed off and beat out pussy privilege.
>>6884671
Doesn't matter to me if it could be a whole lot worse
I hate it and that's never going to change
>>6884662
chara is a animal abuser?
>>6884668
Hey dawg, don't go misgendering me too- That's fucked up, Ive been nothing but nice to you.
>>6884675
yeah, an animal abuser he was desperately trying to get with before i called him out on it kek
>>6884677
i thought chara was cute and nice :(
>>6884667
i know how violent you are when it comes to preserving your e-self esteem (which somehow you still have???) so id rather not start any drama with that gril
i like her
>>6884673
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED
FOR WHAT YOURE ABOUT TO RECEIVE
WE ARE THE DEALERS
WE'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU NEED
>>6884672
>FIVE FOOT FUCKING ELEVEN
>>6884676
how am i supposed to know whether youre a female or a male lmao
relax
>>6884677
LMAO
this is exactly what happened
thread isn't comfy anymore
>>6884674
Well like, that's just selfish. No one gets what they want.
>>6884681
you can do better than that
>>6884681
is chara nice?
>>6884680
nope
good potential turned into psycho trash unfortunamente
>>6884684
*changes diap*
*gives bedtime bottle*
>we only need 3 sunbathing chairs for the girls, the guys don't care about that stuff
>we need 4, dead name is a girl, he is coming with us
;-;
>>6884689
i dunno
ive barely ever talked to her at all (like quid wants to say?)
ive just played insurgency with her and cordy and she only ever chirped out a few words
i heard a door angrily slam in her house though
kek
>>6884695
just filter him
>>6884697
he's gossiping about me tho, i can't have my erep besmirched ;0000
>>6884695
with such a big forehead for your brain to grow in i cant believe you have that bad reading comprehension
so is peace not happening or what
Someone bully me into suicide
>>6884691
that's my mommies job
>>6884700
me too pls
>>6884362
Omg what is this goodness. I need some of it!
Also hi mtfg! How is it standing?
>>6884681
Well, if a dude is avataring as an anime grill, they's probably in the closet trans and wants to be adressed as female regardless. Trust me, I'd know. Point is, yeah, Im a grill.
>>6884703
>>6884700
you are cute
wait i fucked it up
>>6884699
>i dont even not like you that much
>but you started gossiping about me outside threads so i have to defend myself
u gonna follow this up or..........
>>6884701
oh sorry
>>6884707
pretty fucking traumatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCqBMpx8WJA
Even famous people have problems with friends... Cattiness is everywhere.
>>6884664
Sometimes mine is so specific I can feel the sensations the one I'm with is feeling. Other times I just get a confused mishmash of all the people around me. I used to be able to control it, but that was damaged. Now it's on all the time.
>>6884694
lol
I do think you need to work on names and pronouns with them. you have 4 days...
>>6884707
>>6884707
i suppose?
i dunno she's taken by literally 2 guys lmao
not my cup of tea
and the animal abusing thing is already a no to begin with
>>6884708
ive posted in /animus/ and other circlejerk communities since like 2010 lmao
ive known tons of anime girl posters who have been men
none of them straight though
or at least straight in the end
>>6884710
nope
i literally said im not outing the person because of the way you act
sorry bub
>>6884714
want me to?
>>6884714
>it's okay you can watch
w-wew
>>6884700
No, I only hug people into submission.
>>6884709
Hmp
>>6884535
5'11" sucks?
I'm 6'4"
>>6884719
wat
in what way is giving an example of me gossiping about you "outing" somebody lmao
this is a terrible excuse for something that never happened
you're literally doing this cause i made fun of you cause you were misgendering people?
>>6884715
explain?
>>6884722
That...sounds kind of hot
>>6884719
So, when are you starting HRT?
tfw tightening pain that makes it hard to breathe in mid abdominal area tonight
it's the 3rd time this week
i'm scared
>>6884725
holy shit
are you daft?
you asked me to say who told me you were gossiping
and i said 'no, quid, im not doing that because of how you act'
>made fun of you
lmao
>>6884730
this is a boring conversation
good luck to you
>>6884716
This one girl keeps like correcting herself and I say thank you and get all excited and then she gets all excited and it's cute.... But she was also the one who just did that line that flipped flopped between boy girl boy girl
>>6884729
Especially when I start nibbling to apply extra pressure.
>>6884732
chara would not care
>>6884732
theres
>you, a male who doesnt accept it
>some actual man who beats and rapes her and takes your money
thats 2
>>6884733
well
given that it never happened
and you're obviously talking about isla anyway since she's the only one i've ever even talked in private about you with
and that i obviously assumed you meant something in a discord server because, again, isla is literally the only person i've ever talked about you with
idk man seems like you're even more autistic than me which is quite an accomplishment
>>6884738
parents murder/rape
>>6884737
Stop
I want to feel suicidal
>>6884733
>Never
I see why you're jealous, now. I'm glad I didn't lack the courage to start HRT.
>>6884742
>nothing you say EVER happened
holy shit
youve probably made me laugh the most out of the entire thread
i genuinely wish i could take you seriously but
>five foot four
fuck it feels like im gonna die, this really hurts
im gonna try sleeping it off maybe
>>6884742
REKT
>>6884742
that explains a lot about chara
>>6884751
you have kind of low standards honestly
>>6884754
i think your made up fantasy community only applies to you quid
im actually really bored
ill laugh at you tomorrow okay?
>>6884750
have you been drinking / pooping regularly?
>>6884749
I want you to stop being mean to the girls in this thread, I'm deconstructing you in hopes to illuminate you on the reasons why you're a bitch and maybe lead you to a road that lets you come to terms with it and transition into a better person - just like the rest of us.
And if you fail to do that, Ill continue to contently sit here, appreciating the fact that Im not you.
>>6884761
holy shit that autism
noiiiice
i see your 3 days of psych classes went well
i dont really wanna insult you tho
have a good 1
let's all take a moment to appreciate this dude is 18
>>6884736
Good luck with them. I need to work on my friends more. I got deadnamed a couple times tonight. These are people who have known me for 2 decades now. It's taking a bit for some to even realize I've changed. I thought I was often oblivious... Some are making me feel downright observant.
>>6884743
But I can't help myself. Ask CFH.
>tfw falling asleep...
I'm heading to bed.
>>6884762
I sincerely think youre making mtfg great again
>>6884762
I hope you get to be a pretty grill like me one day, if not, at least your misery will sustain my ego.
>ywn have a gf
I'm late to the tread like always. What shit storm is going on?
>>6884770
i wish youd just get skinny so i could fuck you and snap you out of this dumb depression you rant about every day
>>6884771
chara stuff
Something to think about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjJztbgHrnQ
>>6884769
ISFP
Really we're just two shitposters feeding eachother, no one else wants us on this board. I belong on /cgl/ and you belong and you belong in gaygen.
>>6884776
I'm caught up now thx
>>6884773
I'd sooner slash my neck than let you put a finger on me
>>6884776
^=^
>>6884773
that's hot
>>6884782
Hostility
>>6884782
edgy
>>6884793
you mind doing another swap?
>tfw your egg pouch finally starts forming
im almost a girl!!
>tfw you think people can see your panties but they're just looking at your butt
>>6884797
love u nimmy
mommi
>>6884804
i only voice my mommi srry bro
>>6884804
teach me how to git gud drako
>>6884793
woW edge much?
pooker wookers
>>6884800
o-oh
i love you too anon
>>6884814
wooker pooker
>>6884793
Chasers aren't special here, sir. Shouldn't you of all people already know that?
>>6884819
>Sir.
Why do people keep shortening my name???
>>6884822
is it weird when mammi makes me sammy
>>6884818
puki wuki
>>6884822
you've heard one of my clyp.it's
>>6884823
I keep being just about to shorten your name and then realising what it spells and deciding against it desu
>>6884826
wuki puki
Who /pre HRT and still haven't gotten your shit together/ here? :(
>>6884828
If it's that bad, just call me Gold.
Sass already does it so I'm trained to respond to it.
>>6884822
Best edge in the industry dude
>>6884832
H-hello there, when is it too late for HRT?
>>6884825
if to make someone sammy is to cause ergotism, no
>>6884832
Me. I'm your basic N.E.E.T.
>>6884836
what's ergotism
>>6884822
I am the one, thou shall have no other before me. I will give it all to you, if you you will kneel down and whorship me.
>>6884841
>tfw you want to be treated like a cumslut but a mid-20's virgin with no social skills ;_;
RTJ GOAT of 2015
>>6884848
can you show me the results too
>>6884846
Yah after major dysphoria I dropped out of highschool. Now I've just been home laying for the past year being depressed as fuck. I just got a primary doctor and I'm going to be seeing him the 28th. Idk how to even begin starting hrt so I plan on asking him my first check up.
>>6884861
Well done for the doctors appointment.
I still haven't seen anyone, told anyone or made any appointment. I'm fucking useless
>>6884850
it was only two days ago drake step it up
i know its shit but its less shit than a month ago
https://clyp.it/2uvhzgiz
Lunch break, so hungry but no one is open at 3 am
>>6884850
The man chosen to drive the scapegoat into the wilderness must wash his clothes and bathe himeself in water.
>>6884861
u sound like me
>>6884860
>>6884875
thanks i appreciate it
>>6884865
Its ok anon. Its a hard thing to tell people. I came out when I was 10. I wasn't afraid because I always sjw agenda shoved down my mouth. But my old adoption parents didn't let me transition because they were Jesus whores.
>>6884878
no problem you cheeky cunt
>>6884868
it sounds like the typical tranny voice
>>6884883
Help! Who can save us from the mighty? They are the same who destroyed with plagues when we were in the wilderness.
my mommi fell asleep on mic what do i do
do i just go sleep too ?!?!
>>6884902
See if she dreams about you
>>6884903
>>6884902
Everybody is going to sleep. I just woke up ;-;
>>6884908
good morning :3
>>6884893
>>6884910
Good night :3
happy death to america day you failed fucking abortions
>>6884917
you're such a rascal rawr
>>6884914
You're gonna be up? Oh boy morning friendo
trannies caused 9/11
;-; I killed the tread like always
>>6884914
i like quid
>>6884943
I like nim
>Watashi
>Bear
>Shannon
>Moko
>Anna
>Wizzy B
>Juliapowpow
>heavenly
>Peeps
>Aoide
>Kara
>Frenchfry
>squeak
>ufufu
>holic
>kayla
>rawr
>trashy
>quid
>Eri
>Autumn
>Melly
>Amy victoria
>feefs
>dollface
>Muffins
>Hanna
>Lucky
>Amelia
>Sage
>sonic
Where did all the good trips go.
>>6884945
I like drugs
>>6884952
like half of those still post regularly
>>6884952
im here dont worry
>>6884954
I'm gonna keep that name
>tfw no so to cuddle with
>tfw no so to hold you on those lonely nights
>tfw no so to tease you
>tfw no so to spend your future with
>>6884977
>tfw anon reminds no so
>>6884986
S-sorry for rubbing my sadness on to you :(
>pastebin dump removed
>>6884952
kara is around
6:53 AM - generic trap: im fine with anything you choose if i am submissive still ^^
7:00 AM - quid (chaco (tronlet)): you will always be my submissive girl
7:04 AM - generic trap: promise?
7:49 AM - quid (chaco (tronlet)): i promise <3
7:49 AM - quid (chaco (tronlet)): always
7:50 AM - generic trap: good
7:50 AM - generic trap: OR ELSE
7:50 AM - generic trap: ^=^
welp, i'm dead
>>6885012
>Trusting Chara
You're not the brightest bulb on the chandelier are you?
I want to die
>>6885018
it's ok as long as she gives me a kiss before she kills me ^^
>>6885025
Can you get Chara to kill me pls?
>>6884952
>not on the list
;_;
>>6885032
It would be blissful
make it happen, please
Why is life so full of suffering
I want pizza and a hug by a tall boy who smells like cinnamon
>>6885035
wat is marissa doing with that rifle
>be outside early morning waiting for people
>super short shorts and t-shirt
>no bra
>guy looks at me
>aren't you cold?
>n...o I'm fine
>gets me underarmor pull over
>swimming in it
>"don't you girls have anything that would fit her better?"
>come back with vs hoodie
>go to put it on
>girly yelp as the pullover pulls my shirt up and my boobs show a little
>put on hoodie
>he's smiling like an idiot
>"see, I know fashion, i dated that Ice skater"
>>6885036
I can provide the first 2, but the third part is a little harder.
Would you accept a tall girl who smells of eucalyptus?
So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
I think I've found the perfect internet gf
she's a complete degenerate nutjob who makes terrible life decisions just like me :3
she might currently be suffering acute liver failure while being unable to tell because of lithium though, yikes
>>6885045
> brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy.
>he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time,
>honestly I might end fucking him some day
THE DREAM
PLS BE REAL
>>6885042
faye's life is basically an agp fictionmania story
>>6885045
I got a little turned on, ngl
>>6885045
>>6885043
Sorry friend
I'm tired of romantic relationships with women. I need someone with muscles and a car and a big dick and money. Plus I'm like 5'11" so good luck out-talling me.
>>6885055
True, in a non sexual way
>>6885067
We could adopt
AVE MARIA
DEUS VULT
>>6885061
you're pretty
>>6885067
>he hasn't been pulling chicks since this started
Obviously been pulliing you though
>>6885072
>>6885076
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN
I WANT TO DIE FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ALREADY
>>6885061
Those eyes
I came out to my mom and after further discussion she said she'd help pay for laser and clothes. Feels nice.
Wish I had hormones tho
>>6885081
I would never wear fem cloths in public till I pass. I don't need that humiliation
>>6885089
I feel like this too, but I also don't have female clothes other then sports bras to hide my chest from stupid trans phobic flatmate....
THREAD IS ASLEEP
POST PANTSU
I'm bored, I hate myself and I hate where I live
>>6885105
How bout no
>>6885110
Where do you live?
>>6885061
pls trip i love you
>>6885074
He is honestly fucking hot and he does do some suggestive moves but nah, Bradley ain't like that
>>6885115
dont ask stupid questions like that, you know where everybody who posts here lives you doxxing piece of shit
>>6885124
Trip on Baldy.
>>6885124
No I don't but nice accusation.
You must be really bitter this morning.
You deserve a hug
Road trips are so boringgggg I just want to be on the boat and in my swim suit rn
>puts on girl on the train audio book
>>6885135
Trains are fun to ride
>>6885131
>tfw no hug from Angie
angies are fun to ride
>>6885131
>bitter
you and literally every worthless degenerate here who thinks they can become a girl. The delusion is laughable
>>6885146
Maybe
You just have to bend over and find out
>>6885148
More hugs
>>6885154
You are rude
Why so rude this morning?
>>6885159
why do you even bother waking up in the morning, you're fucking trash
>>6885154
>>6885168
Fuck off Baldy. Nobody likes you, you will never pass you fat bald faggot, kill yourself
>>6885168
Cause I'm a winner
And after I win, I eat my dinner
But if this is Michelle, I don't get it.
You pass, had srs and still hate yourself
>>6885175
He's ugly. He doesn't pass. ANd I doubt he had srs
So did my makeup actually look good last night or was it trash
>>6885181
Also I broke my $800 phone like a true bimbo
>>6885181
i think it looks good
>>6885185
How the fuck so you do that?
>>6885181
Better than Baldy
>>6885191
I dropped it and now the screen is cracked and it is flashing rapidly like it's going to give me an epileptic seizure
>>6885195
You klutz
Should have an otter box for it
>>6885198
fuck off Baldy
>>6885198
What did sonic do?
Did he go too fast?
i want angie to take me under a park bench
>>6885207
You're ugly my man
>>6885217
you got the auts
>>6885220
he really does
i think he spams like he has weight in the threads but im pretty sure everyone just views him as another spamming autismo
>>6885230
Hi, your Highness!
>>6885226
i like how I can just say things he(Angie) doesn't like and it sets him off a tangent to post pics of Michelle Pre HRT... you'd gotta be pretty jealous to keep doing that... I'd say this has gone on for months now
How do i get chara to talk to me?
>>6885241
Check the time stamps michelle
>>6885241
this is all very confusing
i dont dislike either of you
i would both let you spitroast me under a park bench (if possible)
I missed out on the best parts of my life because I am trans and generally a mess.
Give me one reason why I shouldn't kms.
>>6885247
I'm okay - i just wish hrt would be faster ._.
How are you? Did you recover well?
>tfw realising this is the last day I can swig baileys straight out of the bottle for an indefinite amount of time
>>6885246
>Check the time stamps michelle
cry all you want, I'm on to you and now you're trapped like a caged rat and now there's nothing you can do about it except try to lie your way out of it... fucking weak you're just a dry,plain stale cracker
>>6885266
Dude all you post about is binge drinking or drugs the hospital is going to be good for you
>>6885277
kys Baldy
>>6885262
still lots of really visible scars (red lines) and my head keeps hurting, other than that it went okay. I am trying to eat more, like 2-3 times per day + full fat milk and kcal shakes on top, but I dont think I ve gained a lot so far.
Gotta go fast starting next week. so much unistuff Ive to get done before 1.10. its annoying as hell, and then its gonna get even worse.
rawr is legitimately really cute by the way
i wish she posted
>>6885283
that's because those are the only times I'm dumb enough to come back to this shithole
>>6885258
life isn't over yet, the potential to enjoy it is still there.
oh the sweet release of being home from work
>>6885288
>she
>>6885285
poor ducky
extra snackies tonight :3
>>6885288
Manface is rawr
>>6885296
how's it going psycho? how many people did you show your dick today elliot?
>>6885285
Aww i hope you get well soon, but i'm glad that everything went okay. I'm eating a lot too recently, but it's only been two weeks on hrt, should i rather wait a few months to gain weight so that my T levels are lower?
>>6885289
Well you're here most of the time I read the thread so I dunno
>>6885297
>he
>>6885301
An apt name
>>6885308
Yes, he
you aren't a girl baldy.
>>6885307
I either have to be
>under the influence of drugs
>under the influence of alcohol
>severely depressed, or
>manic
which covers most of the time so here we are
>>6885305
(you) from nim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2npGbqvAo
>>6885310
Okay rawr
>>6885314
>he
(you)
>>6885290
I simply don't have the energy to do anything tho. I crawl into bed like 6 times a day because I am so drained. And that keeps me from working on important things like uni or trans stuff.
I feel like I am simply out of will to live.
The only positive is that I am even too tired to kms...
Thanks for responding anon.
>>6885325
whats with my images not uploading
I took my hair out of my usual bun while I was still at work when I punched out and let it down and all the mexican women started laughing at me and calling me chiquita. I dunno if that was embarrassing or if I shouldn't give a shit.
>>6885321
>>6885322
kys Baldy
just gonna point out how when anon posts michelle pics angie stops
>>6885325
6 months is so far away ._.
I don't even know if i survive that long or if i die from hyperkalemia before :<
>>6885332
Ok Baldy.
>>6885335
>hyperkalemia
why would that happen D:
>>6885326
maybe you should go to a doctor? i know that feeling of being tired all day but that seems a little extreme. do you eat enough and do you eat a variety of things so you have all the necessary nutrients?
anytime, anon.
>>6885339
because literally everything i like to eat contains lot of potassium and spiro wants to kill me :(
>>6885277
Lol
You're nuts
>>6885332
You still ignore the time stamps
>>6885325
>but thats just cause I gained like 2-3 kg on purpose roughly when I was at 2-3 months and just got a fat belly
so i'm not the only one. good to know. did the fat go to your butt later? because i could really need some fat there ;-;
wtf is going on?
>>6885345
I doubt they can help me. I got something prescribed but it didn't do anything.
I am eating enough. I am just not made to live. Sadly our society killed natural selection or I'd be already dead.
>>6885356
fat _NEVER_ redistributes
you can lose and gain, but existing fat either stays or gets used up (and new fat placed elsewhere)
I just lost the weight later due to other reasons.
Idk if Id get it on my butt now if I gained
Ill try and hope tho
>>6885347
o-oh ;~;
be careful
>>6885355
says (You)
>>6885371
>you can lose and gain, but existing fat either stays or gets used up (and new fat placed elsewhere)
So... I need to diet, then feast, then diet, then feast?
This will be difficult.
>>6885384
oh my god you're a tripfag too this is too good
early morning attention dose pls
>>6885368
then maybe go to another doc or a psychiatrist even? if you don't have the will to die yet but neither the will to live you will only rot away in you room until you can't take it anymore. fighting against your tiredness and doing something towards living at least gives you the chance of a relief in the near future. giving up makes you feel worse every day.
>>6885371
guess i'm going to have to diet again. ugh, i'm so bad at counting calories and being systematic.
>>6885398
>>6885389
pretty sure since new fat is more likely to be placed in femme places that you could also just wait. same result, just takes longer.
Also, YMMV
>>6885339
well i'm checking my blood pressure and pulse every day, dunno if that helps anything, but if my heart stops beating i should probably stop spiro for a while :/
>>6885389
i think it is easier to lose a lot of weight in several months and then gain it again rather then repeating this often in short periods.
>>6885393
What's wrong with your face
>>6885398
depression helps with that. It wasn't even that hard to eat nothing for 3 days, but i only lost like a kilo and felt quite weak afterwards and it's probably just muscle protein or something, so i don't know if thats worth it.
But now that i started hrt i feel a bit better and i already gained 5kg from the 15kg i lost before :/
>>6885411
I don't think that's true though
>>6885415
when you shop the nose like that davey i assume theres a lot wrong
>>6885396
It was a psychotherapist who prescribed me something. And I don't really want to tell them everything cause I am scared it could jeopardise my transition if they feel like I have other problems that could cause me having trans feelings.
I never had a problem with staying at home there were times when I could stay in for 6 weeks without feeling bad.
But now that I realized how fucked up being trans is and how demanding life is I just can't handle the pressure.
I honestly don't think I can be fixed and it's pointless discussing this with me. But it feels good talking about it.
>>6885419
>damage control
im sorry god made you deformed
>>6885424
uhh
>>6885426
uhh
>>6885424
Let's be honest, Drake isn't as bad as he was last week. If this trend continues, he'll be one of us sooner rather than later.
>>6885414
starving yourself is never good, anon! please don't do that. i'm glad that you feel better, a little extra weight is better than depression :3
>>6885420
no, you can't be fixed. you can only be helped fixing yourself, but that can only be done if you have the will and hope to make things better. i'm sorry, anon, i wish i could help you.
>>6885435
>a little extra weight is better than depression
What if your extra weigh causes your depression, and your response to the stress caused by it is to eat, which causes a catch-22?
Is it possible to filter a tripcode without hiding the replies to it?
You girls are faggots.
^=^
>>6885437
then i would say that the issue isn't the extra weight but the distress about more or less irrelevant things and the very unhealthy response to problems. of course when i'm saying "a little extra" i'm not talking about obese, just chubby.
>>6885445
only for you.
>>6885445
I miss you Ms Hamster.
>>6885452
Tybby.
>>6885455
I'm gathering food for winter.
>>6885448
Endless tears.
>>6885461
BLEEEEGH
>>6885460
Is it pizza? I want to help Chara build her pizza stash.
>tfw literally can't stop thinking about lewd shit
8mg e was a mistake
>>6885464
Yump i have a pizza stash.
>>6885467
meme.
>>6885463
Thus why I am rather depressed about it. Unfortunately the stress from that depression invokes an eating response.
I'm thinking of switching to only salad for a few years...
>>6885461
that's chubby. if you're unhappy about it work on your problem-solving mechanisms!
I really need to stop walking topless around the apartment. My roomie and his friend came in and I was having milk and cookies in the kitchen a sec ago only wearing my panties. I didn't think I could blush any harder
*punches you*
>>6885469
Just do exercises.
^=^
>>6885469
if youre a teenager/young adult you can just drink a lot of water/milk while you eat and you'll lose weight while being able to eat whatever you want
and go running
>>6885470
see:>>6885469
>I'm thinking of switching to only salad for a few years...
>>6885472
Punches back, much harder
>>6885473
>Just do exercises.
I really should...
>>6885475
>if youre a teenager/young adult you can just drink a lot of water/milk while you eat and you'll lose weight while being able to eat whatever you want
Okay, I'm not going to assume that you're retarded, but I am going to ask where you heard that, or at least for the mechanism by which it works?
>>6885461
are you on a colostomy bag?
>>6885478
I just started doing cardio stuff for fun.
It's easy.
>>6885478
I can't believe you've done this
>>6885478
my physics teacher explained the science about it
how it just moves your digestive track faster while not losing nutrient absorption and yada yada yada
doesnt have enough time to be stored into fat
could google it if thats enough
>>6885475
>drink a lot of milk to lose weight
Ok...
>>6885485
should say it works for me also
>>6885485
>physics teacher
>>6885487
They graduated from Kaylas advanced science class
>>6885467
>tfw 3 days off estrogen
>tfw no estrogen for two weeks because you forgot needles
Base Lord Spiro pls save me
>>6885496
with lots of fat in it
>>6885498
NTY
>>6885479
Beetus Kayla. It's an insulin pump. Fluid goes in, instead of coming out.
>>6885481
*shrug*
What exercises are you doing? and should I consider Yoga?
>>6885484
>I can't believe you've done this
???
What did I do now?>>6885485
>how it just moves your digestive track faster while not losing nutrient absorption and yada yada yada
>doesnt have enough time to be stored into fat
See, the problem there is that that's not how the digestive tract works...
Water and milk might provide a coating that will reduce constipation and increase your ingestion/egestion times, but it won't lose you weight.
The nutrients will still be absorbed at the same rate until you induce diarhea. Which is far less pleasant.
Sorry to break it to you, but your physics prof didn't check his biology facts.
>>6885499
cow fat doesnt translate into human fat
its broken down in lower digestion
which can be sped through if fed with a lot of liquids
>>6885499
and potassium ._.
>>6885485
>drunk tons of milk
>lose weight
No, just no
>>6885505
lmao, you are ugly AND terminally stupid. this is too good
>fell asleep on mic
>she never hung up
at least my chest is feeling better now
Hey
>>6885505
>cow fat doesnt translate into human fat
Yes it does. It's all the same to your system. The difference is between saturated, unsaturated, and trans fats.
Saturated are turned into fatty acids that your body can use, and unsaturated are fed directly into your fatty layer.
>>6885509
I said it might provide a coating, which could explain how it would increase the rate at which food would travel through the gut. But at the same time, ingesting excessive amounts of milk will just make you gassy as the bacterium in your gut feast and convert all those lactose sugars into CO2 and energy.
>>6885514
Wat up fatty?
>>6885514
OUT OUT OUUTTTT!!!!!
>>6885505
>cow fat doesnt translate into human fat
oh wow
>>6885516
Sheen is transfat
>>6885516
>trans fats
giggle
>>6885522
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Every single diet ever can be broken up into two parts
1. Portion control
2. Stopping people from shoving food in their face
It's like my biggest pet peeve to entertain people saying not to eat late, or that carbs make you fat
But drake is right neutral milk does make you lose weight, but only in hotels
>>6885527
Lets be tiny together?
>>6885534
You are not tiny.
>>6885533
i already explained myself completely so im not sure what you could possibly want me to argue about
>>6885529
im sure you have 20 in your house
youre very dedicated to making sure people know how smart you want to be
>>6885530
i see you finally had an autism fit dave
it might be because im the only one noticing you
>>6885541
I'm not? ;-;
>>6885511
Like I have a vial but my needles are in Cali, so I have to wait for this trip to end.
>>6885544
Average for a girl
>>6885541
Is there any way to get smaller? ;__;
>>6885543
Well considering I was studying genetics up until recently...
But no, I just prefer not to allow the spread of misinformation.
I'll drop the topic though.
I was hoping that you had a miracle cure to my diet, but no.
>>6885550
Have your legs amputated
>>6885549
5'4 100lb is average?
for a boy?
>>6885551
i gave you legitimate advice that i explained thoroughly but i didnt realize you were one of the girls with the huge 'i need to be smarter than you' personalities
I am very confused about the instant hatred from anons
I love anons ;_;
>>6885534
let's do it
>>6885554
>5'4 100lb
*twitches*
KILL THE CIS-BITCH!
>>6885543
https://youtu.be/hD6_QXwKesU
>>6885554
Why are you comparing yourself to boy standards.
>>6885554
thats fucking huge for a hamster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
>>6885553
Can't i just cut a pice of my legs and stick them together again?
This has to be cheaper than SRS, right?
>>6885569
Then fuck off cunt
>>6885569
not currently but i'm trying
>>6885089
Yeah, I'm still in high school so such a prospect would be a disaster. Basically I'll be in boymode in public and I can dress fem at home. God knows how dysphoric it'll make me but I gotta stop being a puss and try.
>>6885576
What
>6885582
>6885582
>6885582
>6885582
>6885582
>6885582
>6885582
>>6885580
One day.
:p
I fell asleep and I wake up to baldy spam. Why do I miss everything?
>>6885584
I just wear unisexual clothing. Maybe some that were found in the women's section but can still pull off as boy. But my outfit consist of Swim trunks, graphic tee with stupid design, vans, and shades. But when its cold I put on black jeans and a large hoodie.