Gaygen: Poems Edition

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*snaps*

>>6877320

Whitey doesn't want you to hear these words,
I'm black because I bathe in turds.
Dolezal lives inside of me,
A neurotic white girl pegged me last week.

>>6877307
>tfw really like poetry but too stupid and uncreative to even attempt it

To hell with my simpleton brain
It brings me nothing but pain

violets are blue,
roses are red,
i wish i were just bi
or even just dead

>>6877307
Your 'poems' aren't very thoughtful
Cause really they are quite awful
not saying mine are anything clever
but really anyone could do better

>tfw straight
>tfw get off on bottoms falling for me

>>6877342

My poems are brilliant; suck my dick.
You're nothing but a lowlife prick.
I bet that you poop and then eat it,
You are what you eat, you piece of shit.

If you were my kid, I wouldn't feed you.
You'd starve to death and then I'd pee on you,
And while you were there soaking in piss,
No one would ask "Where's SilentProtagonist?"

Solve world hunger!

Drunken sigil making time.

>>6877343
this show isnt that funny

actually i feel like i say "This isn't that funny" for every adult swim show now

>>6877369
look at fucking regardie over here

A poorly made haiku:

I frequently think
>that feel when no chub bf...
You lonely virgin.

>>6877383
>actually i feel like i say "This isn't that funny" for every adult swim show now
same tbqh

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>want to be god tier long haired man
>tfw just ended up looking like a homeless drug dealer

>>6877403

It's ok, friend, let it slide.
Not everyone can reach my heights
That of God-tier longhaired guys
Like ex-Pejic, X Japan's Hide,
Or Saint Sebastian, canonized.

Touch his grace.

>>6877385
also a haiku:
i want to die fuck
blow my fucking brains out now
fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUCK

(last fuck is 2 syllables)

>>6877369
Unto thee I cast a curse
You'll never think 'it could be worse'
Your eyes charred black, your breathing bold
Fortune you shall lack, as your body grows old
You'll weep for death and an end to despair
Instead you shall find naught but empty thin air

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all these poems are just making me horny 2 b h

suck my dick
i don't rhyme
because i'm cool
i'm ginsberg and very
free form;
i call my dick and balls moloch cuz they make u howl

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>twinks
>yaoi
>'boipucci'
>fem4fem/masc4fem

Is it gay to want a gay to ride me while i spank his ass and say ride me harded faggot you dont fuck like my wife you earn this cock!

What do you do when he doesn't say which gender he likes on facebook, then suddenly says he's in a relationship with a chick, but it only lasts about 2 days a few months ago, and then says he's single again, but then puts in "Interested in: Women" yesterday?

>>6877460
no that's just a regular heterosexual tuesday

>>6877466
she sucked the life out of his dick he went from bi/curious to 100% exclusively into labia

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>>6877358
Dick, shit and piss is all you got?
I got bored halfway; easily forgot
Here you are tippity tap tapping at your keyboard
yet here I am tippity tap tapping my baralord

So keep your fetishes to yourself you piss shit loving pedo
We already know you're the wrong kind of fellow
to be laying down poems as bad as your's
you leave nothing to our minds but cancerous sores.

>>6877477
tbqhwyf mathc is the perfect meme

>>6877443

Think of me when you stroke yourself,
I'm a book that's on your shelf.
When you're pacing through your dreams,
Open me up and start to read.
I'll take you places that you can't,
I've been to every imaginable land
And with your love I ride again
Over canyons, sea, and sand.

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>>6877486
ya and this is me

>>6877473
do i still try to fuck him tho
he's such a cute slightly-pudgy guy with cute mannerisms
i just wanna play with his eyebrows

Fuck it bro im rapping.
Niggas on Gaygen
Cok looks like a pigpen
Poseur baras everywhere
Sometimes shitler in his underwear
Rugby rugby what can i say
His pedo ways are extremely gay
Silent protag...
Nuff said u a fag

body image issues aren't aesthetic

but this of all things is probably the easiest to fix.

>>6877506
yeah you can try but dont get your hopes up

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
so's straight man poo

>>6877460

That's been done to me before.
It's very straight to want ass more.

>>6877478

No, SP, it's all you got.
You're just projecting cuz you lost.
SP stands for Shit&Piss,
I type hits, you only miss.

Just like you, your flow smells bad.
Is your muse a colostomy bag?
Just to read it makes me nauseous,
With a hazmat suit, I'd still be cautious.

These hoes
Are not loyal
Bitches
Are crazy

>>6877533

Maki punks fuck off.

>>6877507

I saw shitler's ass on /hm/
I guess they don't know girls from men.

I still think she's cute tho.

>>6877478
Daddy daddy I love you so much
I love the feeling of your sensual touch
Your cuddles and kisses do take their toll
Shove your fat cock into my hole
I'll be your boy, let you use me like a toy
Your rough daddy love brings me such joy

>>6877514
he did reply when I asked if he wanted to grab a drink, which was kind of risky as it sounded intimate

Yea lay down your sweet head,
Yea in prayer, not in bed,
And beg your deliverance,
From your sexual insolence,
Tarry not to change your heathen ways,
REPENT, REPENT, THE END IS NIGH GAYS

>take a real nice picture considering what I look like
>worried it was too lucky of a photo and that I will never look like that in person
>show mom and ask her if it looks like me
>says no

;_;

It wasn't even a tricky angle, it was a straight forward photo...

I hate being ugly.

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>>6877541
Here you go again with your shit and piss
good god man and I'm the miss?
You can't even keep up with simple rhymes
you can only say shit and piss so many times

So here I'll let you have the last word
to continue these 'poems' would be absurd
I'll go cuddly up to my hubby wubby
while you grasp to your wittle bitty stubby.

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>tornado sirens

>>6877633
Quickly everyone, pray to God, Cthulhu, Jesus and whoever else you can that rugby finally dies!

>>6877633
It's just like the movies!

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>>6877649
OH VISHNU NOW'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE

I think I may be gay, due to being sexually aroused by the penis. How can I discern whether a dude I know is also gay, so I can do gay things with them?

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>>6877649
I do believe in tornados, I do!! I do!!

Come on lads, all together now! We can summon the meme magic to end him! I DO BELIEVE IN TORNADOS!

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>>6877649
>>6877690
That's rude.

Only use magick for good. Im casting a white magick spell to ward off danger.

Owowowowowowowowowoeowowow

>>6877686
I am 18

Can't meme magic the death of a meme magician :^)

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>>6877698
How dare you.

>>6877706
You fucking stop that right now.

>>6877690
All you need is a sprinkle of water and some hot air and a rogue fence post...

>>6877698
I read that exact same comment on mtfg

>>6877608

Satan rules upon the Earth,
And grips the entire universe.
No God can ever match his power,
The years converge on witching hour,
And thenceforth go and suck a dick,
Mother Mary had a pig.

>>6877629

Sorry about calling you by name.
Pray tell, SP, am I to blame?
While I'm talking about you, I stay on topic -
It's not my fault you're coprophillic.

If you weren't, it wouldn't be an issue,
But your face is Juppy's toilet tissue.
Give me a reason not to call you out,
When his toilet is your fucking mouth.

I think that's gross, and I'm not abiding.
You're disgusting and unclean.
I'm not gonna pose, and I'm not lying.
I think we both know what I mean.

Why don't you look in a mirror?
Spray some windex on it first.
See yourself a little clearer,
Then see a doctor and a nurse.

E. Coli's bad, and death is badder.
I mean maybe not for you.
But it's seriously unhealthy, SPatter,
Your perverted vice for poop.

>>6877616
use it as a secondary photo in whatever apps you're using
that way it won't be as outlandish

>>6877690
i do believe in tornados

>>6877706
i do believe in tornados

tbqh gay of thrones is pretty funny

>>6877706
>implying he isn't the antichrist
>implying we aren't just lending nature our power as it rids itself of disease

There is no greater good. Join us, brother.

I don't know if I am ugly.

Help.

>>6877773
post face if not here then do so in one of the soc rate threads

>>6877770
I DO BELIEVE IN TORNADOS!

Hdhshdhdhx

>>6877773
No matter what you look like, someone will probably think you are ugly. So you're not wrong.

You guys are shit at memes.

>I do believe in tornados!
Christ, what's wrong with you? Pathetic.

TORNADO THE PEDO

There, I just made a quality Rugby-related meme magic spell. You're welcome.

>>6877795

TORPEDO

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Hi :)

>>6877795
>TORNADO THE PEDO

That's not nearly as funny. It just sounds bitter.

>>6877822

Hitler, is that you?
I was wrong, you have a penis, too!
Although probably you're still a jew.

>>6877825
>"I do believe in tornados!" is funnier than TORNADO THE PEDO

holy shit fuck off back to /r/gaybros

honestly completely shaving your pubes should be illegal
it looks so nasty bald 2bh

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'Love is the first born, loftier than the Gods, the Fathers and men. You O Love, are the eldest of all, altogether mighty. To you we pay homage! In many forms of goodness, O Love, you show your face. Grant that these forms may penetrate our hearts.’

>>6877795
>how can I make this more about me
>I'm totally not mad guys, look I'm joining in! Haha I get it! I even made my own version!
Lmfao

I do believe in tornados
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ncRVfJ2y8

Where do you guys find all the samuel hyde copypasta?

>>6877861
The meme was already about me, you stupid twat. Why would I be mad? I'm just slightly disappointed at your lack of memetivity.

>>6877879
*shrugs*

>>6877879
What is this meme cuckold?

>>6877861

I do! I do!

>>6877864

Who?

>>6877879
>As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.
And as we say in actual, civilized locations of the world "Why the fuck are you putting water in your boots you dumbshit what is wrong with you?"

>>6877878
>I'm not mad, I'm disappointed!
>my version is better! I'm an expert on memes, I swear! I once spent all day on /r/shit4chansays! You're all bad memers! STOP LAUGHING!

Lmao fuck off
Just can't handle the bantz
I do believe in tornados :)

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>>6877879

I wish you bliss.

>>6877920

Your dog doesn't eat you when you die.
My dog eats you when you die.

And SP has dinner a few hours after.

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>>6877920

Are you sure it was your dog licking your face?

>>6877746
I had set it as my growlr photo before I asked my mom's opinion.

I got 3 people messaging me soon after.

I felt special for a second.

I know 3 in an hour isn't a lot for a lot of people but I rarely get messages...

Sleep paralysis isn't that bad.

You can astral project once you mastrr your hynogogic state.

>>6877979

get your demonic penis away from me sir

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Do you feel alone?

Is circe the biggest meme here?

Yikes @ this thread

>>6878048
The biggest meme is that we're capable of being happy and actually missing out on something when we feel tfw no bf

Give up, give in, stop trying and embrace both what is and what isn't
Then get out of this place
Walk until you forget why you walk
Them walk some more

>drunkenky tell my best friend I blew a dudeast weekend
>He feels me he's fucked a few guys last key tonight.
What do?
Tbh I'm wasted now

honestly some people really should be prohibited from utilizing the internet due to mental instabilities.

>>6878092
Like the sleep paralysis poster

>>6878110
yeh

>Tfw just befriended a qt Spanish guy
Now to find out if homo

>>6878066

Suck his dick

>>6878120
>Spanish
obviously homo

>>6878128
I hope so
It's his first year in Canada and he has that innocent sort of scared look.

>>6878140
>Spanish in Canada
yeah literally no way he could be straight at this point 2bh
enjoy him anon

>want to play comfy game
>only have uncomfy games installed
woW

>>6877477
This is the type of people that use that mathc meme. You couldn't be a bigger flamer if you tried. Is this hypocrisy, irony, or just obliviousness?

>>6878144
I will
>right now imagining that scared little face when squeezing his nipples

>>6878155
don't get so upset mathcfag

>>6878092
use my name next time sweatie (:

>>6878208
who?

>>6878208
Me

>>6878216
didnt ask

>>6878220
me

>>6878220
didnt ask

>>6878224
me

>>6878216
didnt ask


>>6878234
me

He stopped replying... Before he did he seemed to reply just to reply without enthusiasm.

I failed with yet another person.

Someone choose my method of suicide.

>>6878344

You know, I knew that was going to turn out to be Big Star, but I still kinda hoped it was just your shitty poetic contribution to this thread, lazyhead.

>>6878296
he's dead, sis
rip in peace

How to make /gaygen/ better:
>Ban Circe
>Ban Hitler
There.

>>6878433
u can just filter them. both r a little 2 self obsessed 2 go anon no offense

Who else finds the neck to be an erotic part of a man's body?
I love guys with thick necks especially covered in stubble

I hate women they are so backwards and disgusting.

>>6878671
and this is how gays should view women

gay men who befriend women should be shot

>>6878671
>tfw it's just a matter of time before a woman accuses you of sexual harassment, rape or giving her the "male gaze" just because you exist and you possess a penis

There have actually been a lot of moves made by bitchy entitled sjw women to try and demonise gays by calling them all sexist and racist or even saying that because they're "cis" they have as much "privilege" as everyone else and thus their opinions should be discarded. It's like they're desperately grasping at straws to maintain some kind of power over men or slander them, even men who want nothing to do with them.

>>6878734
i have noticed this too

>>6878734
well like all trolls if you just ignore them they have no power. the more attention you give these women the more they receive power over you. like if you meet one irl that acts like that just walk away and say nothing

>>6878777
what a waste of tripple 7's
>defending women

>>6878734
>even men who want nothing to do with them
Especially men who want nothing to do with them
You're a threat to their sense of control and their ego
You make them feel irrelevant or powerless
They need to either make sure you're on their side or find a way to destroy and discredit you

With straight men they might be able to get away with accusing them of being interested in them or wanting to have sex with them, but if you're gay it just makes them look like idiots if they try to pull that shit since they can't go all 'you're a man you clearly want me you disgusting pig'
What even is a women if they don't have any charm or sexual allure?

>>6878791
> What even is a women if they don't have any charm or sexual allure?

a baby factory

>>6878717
>not out at work
>girl notices I use pronoun we not he or she when talking about personal relationship
>realizes im gay
>starts treating me like a human convetsation wall
>tells me things I dont care to know or talk about in her daily life
>she becomes taxing on me and my patience
I should have just said she from the start when people ask personal shit.

>>6878838
nope actually quite handsome here. youre jelly as fuck i know

>>6878838
spotted the tranny

>>6878839
Just report her to human resources for making you uncomfortable and claim it's possibly because she is trying to make you into her gay pet

>>6878850
she got me some bomb ass weed. so i just used her for that. quit that job anyway and got a new phone number

How can we use our position as gays to make women's lives miserable and become recognised as an elite class in society?

>>6878869
not befriend them and befriend those in power; straight (white) men

i asked this before but why are you idiots so vulnerable to the most transparent bait imaginable

>>6878877
Why do you look like a Picasso painting?

>>6878874
we need to socially educate straight men to see the benefits of having gay male friends and how they are misconception is what tears us men apart.

>>6878884
the only reason gay men make female friends is because straight men are scared or ignorant or superstitious about gay men so they reject them because they are socially insecure or misinformed.

Humans are disgusting.

But stay positive lads it will be ok : )

>talking to some random dude on Grindr a few weeks ago about movies and tv shows we like
>messages me a couple of days later at 12 am saying "spread em"
>ignore him and get no mo messages
>today he messages me at 1 am simply saying "sex"


What could it mean?

>>6878900
he's horny and wants you duh

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>tfw bf
I waited but it feels worth it. I love him so much. He's so sweet.

>>6878900
he might be gay, sis

>>6878881
u sound fat and jealous desu

>>6878915
why would he be jealous of you if youre ugly? that doesnt make sense

>>6878914
>waited
how long?

>>6878903
>>6878915
Both seem really unlikely

It must be some kind of code

>>6878922
boooooorrrrriiiiiinnnngggg

tl;dr lol

>>6878924
A few years

>>6878936
boring windbag

>>6878938
greentext story plz

>>6878951
slag

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>>6878940
>go into gay thread on r9k
>ask how can I meet gay guys interested in a long term relationship
>instead I get swooped by a guy on there wanting to know me better
>I describe myself and I'm apparently his type
>we trade contact info
>he's a total hot hunk with a charismatic personality
>tfw he called me adorable when seeing my face
>tfw he got hard from seeing my ass
>tfw long distance bf

>>6878919
>expecting anything except one of my five reactions
i know how to treat my fans

>>6878925
hanky code

>>6878965
now you just need to meet in person and see how things turn out. save up money and visit him sometime. things go well you might be looking at something more.

>>6878976
That's the plan.

>>6878433
Agreed

>>6878978
:3 happy for you.

we had to wait long as well, but it was well worth it

>>6878991
ew

>>6878988
Thanks man, I believe this is going to be something great. It just feels so comforting knowing that he's out there and he'd want me by his side.

>>6878998
life takes you places you never thought youd be. i cant imagine what Id be doing now if i never met him. i wasnt ecpecting this , but im glad it did. been 4 years and 6months since I first decided to talk to him online <3

>>6879011
Hopefully we can have that but it's much too early to tell. Your relationship sounds ideal, something to really be treasured. I wish only the best for you two in the future.

>>6879020
:3 and i you. going to sleep now. hes starting to snore. he usually stops when I put my arm around him and spoon him

Tripfags are just child abused retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBRJBpBz5k

Grindcore that has two gays in it.

Getting kind of tired of how cute some white guys are desu.

This isn't directed at anyone that posts here btw.

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Someone tell pic related there's someone who wants to suck his cock all night.

He's obv a buttom but id blow his brains out.

>>6879214
>implying this isn't you

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>>6879216
Nope

I wish i could kiss his stomach. I want him to blow his cum on my lips.

I just saw him in the archive randomly. I want him in my life. I don't think he's a tinychat regular though.

>>6879216
i think gatch might have actually died? someone who used to post here actually died

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I love you all lifes so beautiful its just animals/humans that are garbage.


Look at the flowers next time you go to work. The next time you leave your house. This world is beautiful it really is. Im drunk trying to be positive. I love all of you i really do.

I hope you all make it. This world is garbage but you have to use your senses its beautiful tbqh. It really is awesome that we get to enjoy this life. But the only negative is constant autistic battle struggle. Thats what politics is is constant batttle struggle.

Too bad progress is made at others gain. Its the way of the world go be a predator and prey off people. Thats all that matters tbqh.


This worlds brutal but idgaf tbqh im even more brutal.

>>6877307
HELP! My bf just told me he doesn't have a benis. What does this mean? What will he stick in my bummy then?

>>6879459
Strap on dragon dildos. He can penetrate you with different kinds of benis.
Also, this means that you might be able to take his ovum (if FtM and not just castrated) and have IVF children with him.
There are literally no downsides to this.

>>6879465
Your feminine benis is showing on a blue board.

>>6879484
its the guy who hates circe. the real circe uses a `.p sure this is just off his easily available porn blog.

i'm sort of impressed with how consistently he posts but maki said before he wakes up in the middle of the night JUST to shitpost sometimes so, if i'm going to pretend i don't think this is maki, solid dedication.

>>6879487
All posts would be deleted if it was him not just lewd.

>>6879500
I'm pretty sure he's been changing IPs between shitposts lately, just from observing the IP counter.

He's bragged about being banned tens of times per day before, don't underestimate his autism.

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>>6877307

my favourite poem is "The Bad Glazier" by charles baudelaire

its about how sometimes you get a sudden urge to do something really stupid, like throw your phone out the windo or randomly slap a stranger. edgar allen poe called it the 'Imp of the Peverse', and the baudelaire poem is about a man who succumbs to the Imp's wild impulses.

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Im going to be the next gg allin except way more extreme

Humanity sucks tbqh

I hate humanity


Bit let's be positive im so happy :) lifes beautiful : ) definitely great.

>>6877307
>poems
I kinda like this one:

"I Solemnly Swear
Never to tell the Scoutmaster
Never to tell the others. Never to let such
Knowledge leave this tent, Never to acknowledge you
Again, Never to tighten your handkerchief again, Never to
Look in your eyes again, Never to race soapbox derby in
The sand with you again, Never to read Whitman as you
Cuddle till you sleep, Never to creep, carefully to the lake
With you again, Never to take wildflowers
To your tent again, Never to cry for you again, Never to tie
Knots in each other's hair
Never to breathe your air
Never to touch your inner thigh
Never to catch your stare.
Never to be two boys together, clinging.
Never to dare."

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Taxi Driver is being released from prison at the age of 61. Poor Jody Foster must be worried.

>>6879555
>humanity refers to heterosexuals and women as well
you're not targeting all of humanity only a very small %

"Howel" by: Allen Ginsberg is by far the greatest poem for gays ever written.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/49303

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-P2fILsLH8

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>>6879661
>... with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls,...
>...who let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly motorcyclists, and screamed with joy,...

Gets me every time.

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Don't forget to work your glutes today that men find you cute~

>>6879230
that's not gatch. i dont think hes dead he was posting recently

>>6879230
now if only you would too

too many gays in one place is a horrendous experience 2bh

>>6878838
Burn the tranny!!!

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i hope my art supervisor doesn't realise that i have a thing for big thighs because theyre basically all that i draw desu

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>>6879973
good lord, what the fuck did I just post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/man-stabbed-in-butt-random-attack-queens-deli-new-york_n_1877381.html

>>6879978
>2012

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>>6879978
>Police said there seems to be no motive for the attack.
lol, the dude hates butts

>>6879997
>implying old news isn't relevant

>>6880006
it isn't
go jerk off to history books

>>6880008
kill yourself

>>6880010
ive already booked an appointment
thx for asking

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>>6880015
I'm not asking I'm telling.

>>6880018
but it was a nice gesture

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wtf is this message

do you think my mum knows im gay?

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>>6880088
ask her to send a pic of them then she'll know

also, nice tripple dubs

>>6880088
Your mum's just lame and trying to stay hip, cool, and with the styles.
Basically, your mum's just a mum. You're still safe (unless you wanted to be out to her).

>>6880088
your mum knows you're gay
she isn't implying it in the text though

how do i get drunk with a random guy and suck his dick. girls do it all the time with straight guys. i want to do it with a gay guy in my age range. (18-25)

t. autismus maximus who somehow avoided the fat gene.

>>6880115
have you just talked to him about it instead of wanting to jump straight into rape

>>6880127
when i say a random guy, i mean a guy i don't yet know. i'm not looking for a relationship or a specific guy, i just want to try sucking someone off.

alcohol is just a confounding factor (socializing with normies.), i don't mean "hey i'll stay sober and get a straight guy blind drunk then suck him off while he's unconscious and tell the entire city about how he's gay now."

>>6880143
have you tried using apps like grindr with the explicit intention of sucking someone off?

>>6880143
Do you know about gay bars?
They're literally full of alcohol and young guys who want to get sucked, from what I've heard.

>>6880088

Post muscles

>>6879151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9uUgKRXrcA

Non-Juke Metal with a revolving door of gays in it

Is it normal to fart loads after bottoming?

>TFW only fag at party last night
Was still lit but wanted to get laid man

>>6880861

You probs just got a bunch of air pushed in ya booty

>>6880861

for some reason i had this problem a lot the first time i had sex, but then i never had it happen again and ive had sex about 6-7 times since then

mysterious

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>>6880209

im not that muscley yet

its just that i tied my hair back for the first time yesterday so I could do some precision soldering with unimpaired vision

>>6880861

it just means the top fucked you straight away instead of slowly warming you up

nbd

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>>6880921
>when your shitpost doesn't get any replies so you have to desperately link to it in the hopes of being paid attention by internet strangers

i feel bad for you on a fundamental level

>>6880918

I see you lettin your booby hairs grow back

Good boy desu

tfw you have back hair

Might as well be dead.

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>>6880918
That angle conceals your child birthing hips quite well, Scarf and Shoes.

>>6880933

if only there was some way to remove body hair

alas, such a thing is completely impossible

woe betide you

>>6880939

can you post the picture of the smiling kleppe? i like that one

>>6880932

might make an effort at some stubble too, though it might not work out

ill wait a month before deciding whether to continue or give up

>>6880939

Kleppeanon, I always imagine you as a Neo-New-Romantic living in a ruined castle/rock formation which you've carpeted and decorated with candelabras.

>>6880950
Do you know how hard it is to get hair off of your back? It's hard, senpai.

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>>6880933

You can still be cute with back hair

>>6880964
NO

NO NO NO NO

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>>6880955

i think there are like creams and shit you can use? might be easier than trying to contort yourself and use a razor

>>6880964

shoulder hair weirds me out and i don't know why

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>>6880971

Own it, hunty

>>6880975
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Yeah cream is the only option. I always get spots if I use that though.

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>>6880950

>>6880954
Replace candelabras with piss bottles, and you're on the money.

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>>6880975
wtf is he a werewolf.

>>6880997

I can believe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThkCalDdPIw

>>6881004

he's actually a pretty cool dude, and imo cute as well

he talks about what it was like growing up and shit in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsGX9LvgUHI

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My bf hardly ever makes time to see me, and he always wants to hang out with his friends instead or just sit around his place by himself and it's really been bothering me lately so naturally I wanted to talk with him about it, but I'm nervous and confused how to bring it up. People always say you should never say "we need to talk" because it fills them with dread and worry, but how else can I do it ?

PLEASE RESPOND.

I want to be fuuuuucked

>>6881021

maybe just tell him after sex or whatever that you wish you could spend more time with him

or ask if you can hang out with him + his friends or something

>>6881024

me too desu

but my FWB #1 is on holiday and FWB #2 is busy with job stuff

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>>6881021
you can have an extremely serious discussion without ever uttering "we need to talk" or "please, you'll need to sit for this" lmao
how the fuck do you two talk about everything else? how do you two deal with problems that arise?

but tbqhwyf it sounds like he's ready to move the fuck on so enjoy!

>>6881024

Grindr is only a tap away

>>6881021

Uhhh literally just tell him that you've only seen him [x] times in [y] period and you want to see him more and ask if something is wrong

Like why would you need to preface it at all

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How often is it normal to have sex with a friend with benefits do you think?

>>6881079
at max once every other week
on average, whenever the urge really arises for both of you so like once every 2-3 months i guess

>>6877307
How do you craft your own homunculus bf?

>>6881079

Depends how close you live

At least weekly if you're neighbours, maybe monthly if further apart

>>6881118
its an 8 minute walk

in the first week we had sex 3 times, in the second week we had sex once, but then we haven't fucked for the last fortnight

we've swapped lewds and shit, but nothing IRL. my libido has kinda hit the floor these past few weeks, i just haven't felt like doing anything at all for some reason. im just worried that if i dont hook up with him for X weeks he'll think im not into him and lose interest.

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I went on a date last night. This is the first date in about four months for me. The last date I went on ended abruptly because the guy brought up the topic of politics and then felt triggered by my opinions and left.

Anyhow, I messaged this guy on scruff a bit and he seems date worthy. Cub looking physique, at least somewhat wise, profile complains about how easily people get butthurt. We agree to meet up for dinner at Zachary's pizza somewhat near him.

I ride to his house to meet up with him. While waiting outside, his roommate, Desiree, lets me in to chat with her and a couple friends for a moment. My date is wearing a flannel shirt with grey/blue and the top couple buttons undone so I can see his chest hair. Glorious brown/red beard and trim hair. Pic related.

We ride to Zachary's and end up talking about relationship goals, personal philosophies, and mundane stuff as well. He is fairly confident and outgoing with a busy social calendar; confesses to being afraid of being alone. I tell him I've found happiness and inner peace in being by myself recently but looking to be more social.

Tour the local university campus which I never got to see despite living around the are for a while now. Eat a ridiculously good ice cream sandwich from some hipster place. Discuss love of food, the gym, and travelling.

Get back to his place and watch The League a bit, though we both end up cuddling aggressively after a few short minutes. Lots of teasing and petting and eventually oral sex; both agree to wait on going the whole way. Slept over, slept well, and then hung out a bit in the morning.

He is slightly aggressive in bed, but vers. Great at kissing me lightly and teasing. We are going to meet up again on Sunday since he'll be around, and go on a mini wine tour and the gym.

I...I think I'm in love.

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>>6881114
Your alchemy lvl is likely too low.

>>6881174
>profile complains about how easily people get butthurt
R E D
F L A G
M A N U F A C T U R I N G
F A C I L I T Y

>>6881174

just letting you know that "polgbt" suggests you are interested in origami and other papercrafts as well as being gay

you probably want "pollgbt"

>>6881134

It's not like you've made any kind of commitment, I don't think he'll refuse to fuck you once you get your libido back even if it's been a while

>>6881174

>My date is wearing a flannel shirt with grey/blue and the top couple buttons undone so I can see his chest hair. Glorious brown/red beard and trim hair. Pic related.

What a slut

You're a slut too

Double sluts

>>6881114

This >>6881176

You probably haven't even seen the gate yet

>>6881176
>>6881193
Duh. That's why I'm asking for advice. I'm fairly advanced in divination and have dabbled in summoning but I think it's time to try my hand at actual alchemy. So how do I work my way up to crafting a homunculus bf?

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>>6881134

Anal stimulation can throw the lower chakra out of balance which is responsible for survival, grounding, and stability.

A lower chakra that is spinning out of control and is too open is responsible for people being overly possessive, overly sexual, angry, annoyed easily, vicious, dominant, fearful, a douche. It causes one to want to rape or hurt someone.

A lower chakra that is spinning slowly and not open causes one to give up on life and lose their will to live. You often feel disconnected from the world. It causes one to become depressed, homeless, ungrounded, slow, and to feel like a victim of their own circumstances. They may worry a lot or feel like nothing comes together in their life.

A lower chakra that is balanced and open causes one to feel secure in your world and daily tasks will seem effortless. You will not have any doubts about your place in the world and things will work for you, whether it be with relationships, money or with a career. You will work with the world and not against it!

Your lower chakra is out of balance most likely due to bottoming. You need to go outside and connect with the earth to balance this chakra out. Get some sunlight, sit on the grass barefooted and take it all in. The root chakra vibrates in harmony to the “C” Note. Additionally chanting “LAM” will have a positive effect on this chakra!

2bh am i the only one who actually enjoys seeing others go through break ups?
not in a "aha loser you're alone like me" type of situation, but I just love seeing how things play out, why they thought it would work, etc 2bh

>>6881212

You cannot obtain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

What do you have to give up that is of equal value to a life?

Are Siouxsie & The Banshees the greatest band of all time?

I think so.

>>6881223
2016
>not exclusively listening to smash mouth remixes

gurl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

I am a proud slut shamer.

>>6881240
tbqh i'll turn you into a slut worshipper

>>6881223

I use you to listen to them but their music along with many others causes disharmony in the chakras. It's too angry and negative. Causes energy to drain.

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>>6881212
Start small. Healing salves, pies, bombs etc.
Being a cute girl is a prereq, so I hope you have that down.

>>6881240
same

>>6881212
>>6881251

I actually made some nitrocellulose explosive recently for a pet project

it was fun, but also nervewracking

>>6881242
How are you going to do that?

>>6881260

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

This really cute bear matched me on Scruff.

Oh gosh I really hope he responds to my message.

He's too good for me though desu.

>>6881260
slut voodoo tbqh
you'll get addicted and your life will just be about chasing slut highs

>>6881267
i hope everything goes horribly wrong anon

>>6881223

I don't think they're the greatest, but they're great.

I also rather like the dying breaths of The Birthday Party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyNyb-Gm9mE

>>6881267
What is Scruff like? I've heard about it but I don't know much of it.

>>6881276
its like all other fucking gay dating apps
gays go on it
hook up/date/whatever the fuck else

even the ones that CLAIM to adhere to a specific niche don't actually go through any moderation processes to ensure only [bears for example] can use it

2bh why do other bands even bother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QXQz6uE0M

>>6881280
Alright. Thanks for your input. Also, that seems kinda silly.

>>6881280
Are there any good dating apps/sites for finding relationships, not hookups?
I hear a lot about gay people meeting guys online for quickies, but that's not really my thing desu.

>>6881294
oh and often times you'll find the same exact people using literally all of the hooking up/dating apps so don't expect much variety if you've already seen what's around you in 1 app

Does anyone get the strong urge to commit self immolation?

I'm getting pretty sick of being moaned at for basic living conditions in this shit hole, but I'm also too sick to actually move out. I figure if I douse myself in petrol and burn the house down with me, no hard feelings?

>>6881300
Thanks again, super helpful anon.

>>6881299
christianmingle

>>6881299
tbqh even the hookup apps (like grindr, growlr, hornet, etc) can be used to find relationships - you just typically have to state so in your profile or settings somewhere
tinder, pof, okcupid come to mind with a priority on dating from what I've seen

>>6881222
Does it have to be mine mine or do things like my grandma and little brother count?

>>6881267
Describe yourself. I want to know what kind of worm thinks a bear is too good for him.

>>6881332
Ugly, possibly autistic and a loser.

>>6881346
sounds like a bears dream
my friend, who i consider one of the ugliest people on the planet, fucks a new bear every other week
so good on you mary, get those bears girl

What are gays obsessions with bears?

>>6881356
>obsession with bears
it's not an obsession at all 2bh it's just a way to describe a certain type of aesthetic
like twink or leather daddy or for example in the general community, dadbods

>>6881313
... ew...

>>6881315
Thanx pham. I'll give some of them a go as soon as I can.
>inb4 they're full of sluts, "ex"-sluts who now want to "settle down", and people 10+ years older than me.

>>6881376
I mean, you'll come across many of those. No app will ever have a 'pure' community unless there's some serious moderation going on.
You just have to do your part and ask questions before committing time to dating them.

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>>6881184
>just letting you know that "polgbt" suggests you are interested in origami and other papercrafts as well as being gay
I like papercraft and art-y things, Im just not too good at them!

>>6881187
> What a slut
>You're a slut too
Ya maybe so. But hes potentially interested in being exclusive, better than half of the fags out there.

>>6881384
>oral on the first date
>thinking you (or him) are better than any of the fags out there
AHAHA

>>6881346
How ugly? Ugly enough to be cute in a deformed kind of way?
How autistic? The cute kind of autism where you're special and need to be cuddled?
How much of a loser? Enough of a loser to trigger a protective instinct in other people?

How goes it gaygen

>>6881390
>Ugly enough to be cute in a deformed kind of way?
I get called cute sometimes, so maybe.

>How autistic? The cute kind of autism where you're special and need to be cuddled?
Autistic in the way that I have almost no interests and very terrible at coming up with things to say. I do try my hardest to talk to people though,

>How much of a loser? Enough of a loser to trigger a protective instinct in other people?
I hope so.

>>6881408
great how about you eppy

>>6881421

Doing pretty well, just need to start some spanish homework soon.

>>6881408
aight hbu

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>>6881420

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>>6881409
>claims to be ugly
>admits to being called cute more than once

HOLY SHIT JUST DIE ALREADY!!!

>>6881426
mte

>>6881408
I'm OK. Today was remarkably boring.
I've been thinking about making an online dating profile at the start of November.

How goes your research into anti-cancer drugs?

>>6881431

Good I suppose, lately in our lab we've just been working on growing cells and purifying protein to further test our drugs.

>>6881432
>purifying protein
should let your teacher know you're great at purifying protein and can do it all within your mouth 2bh

>>6881435

I think that might not be a good purification step

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>>6881420
You looking for trouble, cue ball?

>>6881435
That doesn't even make any sense, in or out of context.
Is this supposed to be some reference to some part of the oral mucosa somehow functioning as a selectively permeable membrane? I didn't know it could do this.

>>6881444
2bh purifying protein is a very simple mechanism that all sluts can perform
it's a shame science hasn't been putting sluts to use

>>6881326

In my experience, little brothers definitely count for making a homunculus.

>>6881426
If i posted a picture here I'd get bullied over how I look.
I can look ok sometimes, but I'm still goofy looking and very flawed.

>>6881454
you're getting bullied now what does it matter if appearance is involved

>>6881454
Post a picture of your face and I promise I'll fap to it. How does that sound, bby?

>>6881476

probably really cute but terrible at taking pictures/10

>>6881476
You're cute. This will be easy... I was hoping for a challenge.

I M
D E V I L I S H

>>6881454
>taking the pic down
Why

>>6879024
>>6878965
Update

He just broke up with for reasons I cannot say. This is the worst possible thing that could've ever happened.

im a mtf but gay sex just seems disgusting to me

>>6881501
>>6881501
>for reasons I cannot say

You slutted around, didn't you?

>>6881495
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6877307/#6881476

>>6881501
You're on an anonymous Thai haiku forum.
Please tell us, so that history need not repeat itself.
>You may regret not sharing it...

>>6881501
Do you need to get tested, Anon?

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Daddy's been acting kind of weird lately.

>>6881506
>>6881509
I'm sorry, it's just too private and I want to respect both my and his privacy. We were perfect for each other but we can't make it work.

>>6881521
Oh my god you're related aren't you

>>6881174
>suck each other's cocks but think something is saved by avoiding cumming

Oh I am laffin

>>6881521
One of you is trans, probably him, and you broke up because you can't have a relationship that does not include a big 10" cock?

>>6881531
they're the worst kinds of sluts 2bh

>>6881505
Because you were a born a straight man.
Putting on a dress and wearing makeup doesnt make you a girl.

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Relationship goals

>>6881521
Please tell...
Please...
Robot to robot; tell me. This thread's at bump limit anyway, so it's not like anybody will remember it if it's really bad.
Plus, we don't even know who you are. I missed the thread, so yeah... Tell...
>If it's something that doesn't bother gaygen, you may have a second chance.

i literally want to be railed by my cousin

>>6881541
frig off barb

>>6881495
>>6881481
>>6881483
That wasn't me.

I would never post my face here.

>>6881559
But it was me, why are you pretending to be me?

>>6881562
Don't try to steal my posts, especially if you're just going to delete your pic.

>>6881564
You're trying to steal my posts though, why?

>>6881526
>>6881532
>>6881544
No, this isn't my blog. I'm not willing to talk about it here.

>>6881566
I'm gonna beat you up.

>>6881569
For being me? That's weird!

>>6881570
STOP IT RIGHT NOW

>>6881572
I wish I could stop being me!

>>6881567
OK; I can respect that.
You doing OK, though?

New dread:

>>6881606
>>6881606
>>6881606
>>6881606

>>6881605
No

>>6881625
Oh...
I'm... not sure what to say through the medium of 4chan that could help...

>>6881637
Just reassure me I won't be lonely for much longer

>>6881654
You won't have to be lonely for much longer.
And even if you are, that makes at least two of us (and probably more).

Trust me, anon. I know what it's like to get brutally rejected extremely quickly, or for things to fall apart. It hurts at first, but if you push through it, it'll be OK.

>>6881700
Thank you